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Touhou General /2hug/ #37

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Bloomers.

>So what is this game?
Cute girls shooting cute girls.

>Why isn't this in /jp/
/jp/ is full of crossies.

>Where do I start?
the games until 5 were designed for the PC-98 platform, which would require an emulator. It's recommended you start either with the sixth (first Windows game) or the second game (as the first one isn't a bullet hell) and work your way up from there
some games aren't your usual bullet hells but should be played anyway
1: Arkanoid
7.5, 10.5, 12.3, 13.5, 14.5: Fighting games
The others follow the basics of the bullet hell genre but usually add a game play twist.

>Where can I get the games?
http://www.moriyashrine.org/classic-era-th6th95.html
http://www.moriyashrine.org/retro-era-pc-98.html
Th16:
https://mega.nz/#!xuRm1biT!1czWFhhxYWokQ3DqKBHTusmJ0N7e6FJcwKqur_0EP1I

>Touhou for bakas
https://m.imgur.com/s1JmZu8

>West Replays
http://replays.gensokyo.org/index.php

>Please git gud!
http://moriyashrine.weebly.com/introduction-to-touhou.html

>eraTohoK (plus other era games):
https://pastebin.com/6CULQcKd (embed)

>Touhou fangames (unfinished)
https://pastebin.com/wGZuqr0q (embed)

AoCF:
https://mega.nz/#!g4d0hRqS!cyFKIH3U_On3zUBNA6GtcIjNjrN3IK4StJBPalFafQM
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1st for inb4 this one gets deleted by mods
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>>187097049
That would be pretty stupid considering that the other thread was obviously made by a blatant shitposter and is violating global rule 3.
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Ebin.
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>>187097864
And this doesn't?
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Save the thread?
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>>187101248
ye
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>real thread is dying
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>>187101882
Shou ga nai.
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>Thread wars
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>>187106160
Dude, shrooms!
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>>187107952
wouldn't it be funny if marisa ate some mushrooms but instead of getting bigger she got high?
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>>187108082
wouldn't it be funny if marisa wasn't shit?
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Yuugi would wear spats, i think.
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Her outfit looks weird enough without them.
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>>187109046
Can I impregnate the Yuugi?
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>>187109268
I mean, i'd prefer it if you didn't, but yeah, half-oni would work. Especially if you can keep up with her drinking.

>>187109228
Do you like her kimono better?
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>>187110012
>keeping up with an Oni's drinking

Only the Tengu have a chance at that.
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>>187110012
>Do you like her kimono better?
She is 10/10 with a kimono.
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>>187110472
Better to pass out trying to, though, than to just back off. You're not going to get her with an attitude like that.
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>>187111228
I dunno, Yuugi doesn't seem like the kind of person who'd want people to deal serious harm to themselves trying to impress her. She'd probably let you keep trying up until it becomes clear that your liver is failing you, then keep you from going overboard.
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>>187111480
For sure. As long as you're giving it (whatever it is) your honest best, she'd appreciate it. She'd probably start getting serious if you ever tried to push beyond your limits, too, and shut that down real quick.
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Do you think Yuugi would be a good mother?
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>>187114049
Yuugi isn't a good anything
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>>187114194
rude desu
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>>187114049
She's very big-sister-like in most of the depictions i've seen, so i can see it translating pretty well. You'd have to make sure she isn't the type to spank kids or anything, though. That'd break their ass.

>>187114194
Shush.
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>>187114750
I can see her breaking the shit out of the first kid but learning after the second or third one.
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>>187096702
Bloomers are the miracle of the universe.
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>>187115119
I mean, half-oni or full-oni kids would be pretty durable, so they might be fine. I think they'd end up better off than most touhous' kids.

Keine would probably be best mom, all things considered. Not sure who'd be worst.
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Can a Hourai get pregnant? Which Hourai would you try to impregnate?
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>>187114750
I don't know Anon. Yuugi would be the type of mother who would raise her children in a rough way so that they grow up big and strong. Not out of hate but out of love.
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>>187115597
more like the murder of the universe
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>>187116159
Nah, i agree completely. I'm just thinking that she might not immediately realize how squishy human/half-oni babies might be, compared to the onibabs she'd be more accustomed with, living with all the other oni like she does.

I think she'd be a great mom, but i'd be a shit waifufag if i just saw her as perfect all the time, no matter what.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kM9ESlb_5g
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Which 2hus would make the best moms?
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>>187118132
XD
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>>187118241
Your 2hu, if you were a good father and helped her raise them properly.
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>>187119260
What if I hypothetically die after the baby is born?
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>>187119709
I mean, it'd be tragic as hell to make Keine be a single mother teacher, but i still think she'd be the best by far.
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Is Sagume autistic?
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>>187118241
Sakuya would make a great mother, she'd probably consider her child a higher priority than Remi
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>>187122554
If she is, just have her say she is.
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Uh, why is the Alice growing so big all of a sudden? I got her after the baby patchouli and Sakuya and she;s growing even faster than they are.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpz4G-qgH_8
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What the fuck, I payed like 2k for that Alice and it just fucking exploded into hundreds of koalices randomly. Only 1 survived though. The bottom left Reimu is growing bigger too, is she going to explode as well?
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>>187125231
>>187125445
Fuck off with your yukkuri cancer
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>>187125231
This seems like a different yukkuri, I tried playing the other one anon posted las thread but it being untranslated doesnt help too much.
You got the link?
>Attitude
>Shithead
>Intelligence
>Dumb
She is just sad that she is so retarded
>Poo-Poo
>75%
W-what?
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Fuck me, I have no idea what happened but now the Reimu exploded with babies as well.
>>187125596
I got it from a OYP thread when I searched Simyukurri,
https://mega.nz/#!ZYIgTQgA!kEIWmtXyxBHmpG8hhWynreKZzMroaQdtuWFpLilvpeU
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>>187125231
you got a download link?
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>>187125806
On a second tought I dont want to know anything about that game. You should really stop blogposting it.
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>>187125982
>>187125806
Oh fuck, I'm stupid
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Discord when
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>>187126401
Never
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I managed to pause and save 3 of them in the air by healing them with orange juice, but all 3 are super shitheads and 1 is a rapist. I'm going to try raising a Meiling or Remilia next and hope it worksout better
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>>187126748
fug, forgot pic
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>Yukkurifag won't fuck off and stop wasting imageslots on his sad blogging
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>>187127190
>implying he isn't trying to kill the general
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>>187127384
Is he MaZe?
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>>187127658
I tought MaZe only was a dick about the gameplay, not about random 2hu trivia.
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I figured out what the problem was. I put a breeding pit in the section and I guess it keeps filling them up with babies until they explode if you don't shut if off or move them. Now that I know how to use it, I can make lots of babies to feed a Remilia.
>>187127658
no, I've only gotten 1CC on hard and none on lunatic, and it was on PCB.
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>>187127946
He's just a dick in general
see
>>187128130
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>>187128130
Thanks, you ruined my fun.
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Rember to rep discord cancer
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>>187128130
>UFO is a nice game
I wonder who could it be?
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>>187128130
Fucking kill yourself
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The Breeding Pit is pretty cool, I've got loads of Yukurris now and even some rare variations of Marisa have popped out.
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A reminder that this general is cancer and that the discord has actual moderation.
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>>187129536
quality shitpost
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>>187129351
Anon, theres a yukkuri thread rn on /jaypeepee/. Why not go there?
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>>187129629
But everything in that post is true.
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>>187129954
Its really not
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Meaningful discussion better than /jp/ and /2hug/ and /og/ going on the discord.
I want all the unironical posters that wanted a discord to leave
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Restarted with a new save, Reimu is such a shitty parent. She gives no rare koyukurris, about half her children die at birth, and she did not grow into a dosu like Marisa did. She should just go die easy, which she will when I introduce a Remilia.
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>mfw when someone says that /jp/ is better
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>>187130750
They banned me twice for calling them faggots
Felt like I was posting on reddit
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>>187132107
You werent placing any effort on your shitposts anymore though, but you are still doing gods work anon.
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Why do you fucking faggot want to unironically kill this general?
It always starts as a joke until someone actually does the thing and starts gathering a different crowd that doesn't really belong here
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>>187132658
I don't though...
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>>187132658
There is literally no reason for this general to fucking exist. /jp/ has gameplay and various dicussion threads already and /v/ has the ocassional 2hu thrad, this general is not needed.
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>>187133120
>I dont have fun here so no one is allowed to do so
Enjoy your shitty discord anon.
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>>187133120
Fuck off, you are the one who's not needed
We've had some great discussion here and no yukkuriposting/discordcancer/crossboardspam/ will ever change that dude
No matter how butthurt you are, we'll still be here
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What a shitty mother. She gave birth to accessory-less babies.
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>my shitposting caused actual "discord" within the general
I-im sorry
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This is an undead monster.
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>>187135394
This is my wife
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>>187135115
Me on the right whenever you post
>>187135358
Me on the right of >>187135115 for fucking up so big you stupid tenshifag
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>>187135358
I was going to insult you and your family but you posted the cute eldest daughter so you're forgiven
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>>187135593
>WAAAAAHHHHH HOW DARE YOU POST WHAT I DON'T LIKE WAAAAAAAAHH
pathetic
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>>187135995
Well, that's not unlike the majority of this general. People shit post about waifus all the time.
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>>187135995
Now look at this shit >>187125806, look at this fucking bullshit and tell me it isnt shit. He could post literal shit on a toilet but I shouldnt tell him to stop because ""I just dont like it""? Im not the only one that has wanted this yukkuri madness to stop either so fuck you.
>>187136217
You really should stay on that discord
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>>187135995
Don't use reemoo to shitpost
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ENOUGH FIGHTING
STOP POSTING NON-SENSE AND POST ABOUT THE GAME
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>>187136794
>it's touhou related
>it's a touhou related video-game
>it's a touhou related video-game being posted in the touhou thread on the board about video games.
why not rename the general to /2hug/- official touhou games only general?
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>>187137980
But you let the thread that actually had vidya related posts die.
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>>187139339
You mean the one you made in order to post your shitty 1 dimensional shallow corporate boat waifu?
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>>187139339
how was that my fault? anyways.

Has anyone made progress on their runs lately??
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>>187139860
Nobody here plays.
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>>187140046
I do.
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>>187138774
We had the same problem with Eratohok though and he can go to /jp/ or /v/ if he really wants to post them, the fact that he hasnt left yet shows he does it to hurt us.
>>187140046
Even if you do play the games you will still get called a secondary for not knowing some random trivia.
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>>187139860
I've 1cc'd MoF and PCB on Hard (and cleared MoF on Lunatic), currently working on SA Lunatic(cleared on Hard, just barely). Waifu's absolutely wiping the floor with me at the moment.
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>>187140775
Nice dude, who did you 1cc with?
and yuugi is pretty hard on all stages, she is great
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>>187140892
SakuyaA in PCB, glitched MarisaB for the lunatic clear in MoF, but MarisaC for the hard 1cc.

Currently working with ReimuA for SA, even though i'm not a huge fan of Reimu or Yukari as characters.
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>>187141592
>i'm not a huge fan of Reimu or Yukari as characters.
Why not?
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>playing LoLK on easy
>hear all sorts of shit about how hard junko is
>grind myself against clownpiece for an hour trying to get through the lazors, fake apollo and triple meme moon without bombing so i have them all available for stage 6
>get to junko and clear all her spell cards on like the second try, no bombs needed

Well, now that I've finished this cancerous kaizo game, that's my third easy 1cc. What's a good game to make the jump to normal to?
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>>187141759
Well, it's more that i'm not a huge fan of their interactions (pic related)? It's more fun with Reimu x little drunkard oni, Reimu x reporter bird, or Marisa x any of her partners.
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>>187142487
Well yeah, Yukari is kind of a meh character, I was mostly curious about your opinion on Reimu
And yeah, Marisa is really easy pair
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>>187141978
Ive heard TD is the easiest so if you want to play easy modo then go for that. I dont know why you didnt go for EoSD first though.
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>>187142793
Reimu by herself is great, but her and Yukari as a pair seem a bit boring in comparison when SA flings characters like Parsee and Yuugi at you in the 2nd and 3rd stages. By herself, she seems more like the heroine, rather than someone doing things because Yukari told her to.

>>187142487
PCB's not too bad on Normal, and it's the first one with hitbox indicator, so it or TD would be good, yeah.
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>>187143820
Meant that last bit for
>>187141978
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>>187143243
I did start on EoSD, I just didn't want to start on easy and not get to reach the last level, and I burned myself out trying to deal with fatchouli on normal with no prior shmup experience. Also, for whatever reason my gamepad doesn't work with it anymore.
>>187143820
I'll check out ten desires then.
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>>187146165
>I burned myself out trying to deal with fatchouli on normal with no prior shmup experience
I had the exact same problem but personally I doubted I would had gone anywhere on easy mode and accepted I should place more effort and git gud practicing, I do get burned from playing easily tho.
>gamepad
Are you using a controller to play touhou?
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>>187141978
>No, I swear that this general isn't cancer.
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>>187146797
>Are you using a controller to play touhou?
I have arthritis, holding controllers for long lengths of time is easier than kb+m
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>>187146797
>Are you using a controller to play touhou?
And what's with that?
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Is it me or is Imperishable Night easier than PCB? I suck at PCB, but I was able to blast right through to stage 5 in IN.
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>>187148305
Yes, PCB is the hardest of the original Windows trilogy.

Is there anywhere to discuss /gameplay/ from the Touhou series? I love the waifu talk but I need to hear people's opinions on 16 shot types and bombs.
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>>187146962
Oh, sorry to hear that anon. But dont you think using a controller could make things harder?
>>187147363
Im not saying its wrong but I tought it was weird, most controllers dont have really sensitive joysticks which are needed for gracing.
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>>187148632
the only places that aren't mostly secondaries are shmup hangouts and they like to bully touhou players
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>>187148632
/jp/
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>>187148836
Occasionally I'll have to put down the controller and use the keyboard for a spellcard, (I had to do that quite a bit with LoLK) but I can't even make it a quarter of the way through a run before I start to feel the pain if I try to do it only with keyboard. At this point I think I do better with controller anyway. It's not too noticeable a difference. Of course, I'm bad at video games and I've only ever played easy and normal, so take my opinion with a grain of salt.
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>>187148632
I'm liking the team system in IN, is it just SA that does it or are there others with a similar system?
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>>187149235
If it works for you then keep doing it but I did expect grazing to be hard with a joystick tho.
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Why do we always gotta fight?
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>>187150050
IN and SA are the only games with team systems, although SA teams are more about dialogue and Stage 4 spellcards since the shot doesn't' change when you focus like in IN.
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>>187152669
That's what danmaku's all about, anon.
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>>187152703
Well that sucks, I like the shot changes in IN.
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>>187152939
Marisa B in SA is with Patchouli, and you have multiple shot types to change between at will with her.
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WAKE UP
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>>187158737
Ain't got a choice
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Do NOT die
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>>187096702
Where's the Previous thread >>186783506?
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>>187163149
The thread wars might have made it a bit confusing for them
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Jesus Fucking Christ.
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>>187166837
Too dark. Go to bed.
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>>187166837
Maybe if you properly make a thread after bump limit we wouldn't fight with each other.
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>>187167505
Nah, I ain't OP.
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>>187167674
I'm just glad /og/ properly get archieved
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Would your 2hu be proud of what you did today?
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>>187168091
Damn Anon, why do you have to bring me down like that?
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>>187152796
Do you think ZUN will never reveal the fourth member of the Big Four Oni because of that PC-98 character?
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>>187168357
Don't take it as a put down, tomorrow's a new day. I bet your 2hu would appreciate effort to do better every day.

>>187168794
Honestly, even Kasen's far from confirmed. Wouldn't put it past him to let Konngara fill that void forever.
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>>187169270
Kasen is an Oni without a doubt. ZUN shows every possible obvious signs that she is an Oni in the manga.
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>>187168091
yeah, I got drunk and slept all day
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The sky aren't big enough for two birds.
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She wears such a slutty skirt and then what, bloomers?!
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>>187175042
This is from the manga?
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WaHH 41

https://bato.to/reader#31eeb0a6a23fbe95
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>>187175927
Yay! Okina's story!
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How would you save Reimu from this type of situation?
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>>187176550
Reimu can handle it
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>>187176754
Reimu has her limits. 2 Oni and 1 beast are way too much for Reimu to handle.
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>>187175175
Yes, from Inaba of the moon and inaba of the earth.
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>>187176872
Nah she's got this
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I think Kanako just goldberg spear my heart
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>cool video game ideas for Touhou
The game will delete your scorefile if you used too many continues.
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>retard never played a credit feeder
really refuels the airship
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>I play easy mode
>PCB is the hardest of the original Windows trilogy
>I play with an analog stick
>I don't play Touhou
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>I love Marisa so much and nothing will ever change that
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>>187122554
You want her to constantly change destiny?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBde0Kz-Bcc

Am I the only one who thinks Reimu's theme doesn't fit her personality at all? The theme is more like for cheerful, full of energy teenager character, which is the exact opposite of Reimu.
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>>187183647
Well, she's lazy on a day to day basis, but she's generally got plenty of energy when she's going around resolving incidents doesn't she?
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>>187184342
It's her job. I'm sure she wouldn't care if Gensokyo burned to the ground if she wasn't a Miko.
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>>187175042
Really, odd, thought it was probably to preserve her modesty all things considered. Since ZUN had a hand in the project to my knowledge, I don't think he wanted to have gratuitous panty shots.
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Every 20 minutes without discussion, I waste an image slot
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>>187190517
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>>187188628
But we are better than jp we have meaningful discussions.
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suckuya
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>>187170730
Living the dream, anon.
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>>187192945
It's just a meme
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>>187192976
SUCCuya
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Damnit /2hug/. I'm not here to make friends. I'm here for meaningful discussions.
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>>187195803
Futo!
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>>187195980
You can't spell Futo without "love" and "marriage".
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>>187196093
Why is her legs glowing?
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THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!
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Who is stronger? The cock or the tentacles?
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>>187199305
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>>187199305
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It's weekend /2hug/
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>>187195980
Is fucking shit dude
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>>187195980
>futo

What's that one letter away from?
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>>187209582
Eww, a gaijin.
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>>187209582
shit
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>>187209582
It's futon Anon

>>187210327
Hey man, how old are you?
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I'm gonna mindbreak Miko
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>>187211845
I always wonder why the rape victim won't just bite the dick off if they were forced to give a blowjob...
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>>187211845
You gay son?
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>>187212262
They secretly enjoy it
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>>187212559
But why are they crying afterward?
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Is Miko the best 2hu?
Yes or yes?
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>>187214017
She's okay but I like Sakuya more
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>>187213345
Tears of joy
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>>187214269
sakuya sux
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If someone slapped you and you slap him back as according to the law, how do you know that your slap doesn't hurt more than his slap?
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>>187125806
Thanks Anon. Should we put the link in the OP?
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Anyone want to hear the bull story?
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>>187219418
Fuck off with this cancer.
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>>187222205
Maybe if you bitches come up with topic to discuss I wouldn't resort to Yukkuri posting.
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>>187222205
fuck you
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>>187222568
Everyone would rather we be slow and almost decent than fast and the undisputed most cancerous place on the internet, you cunt.
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>>187222568
is that guy a genius or an evil scumbag?
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>>187223254
NO YOU
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>>187223640
He probably thought to himself "might as well try" and was probably shocked to realize it worked himself, happy ending either way
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>>187223952
lucky bastard
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>>187222568
I want to give Rumia lots of delicious food to eat and make her happy.
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/kim-wall-case-latest-peter-madsen-murder-charge-submarine-death-headless-torso-denmark-copenhagen-a7910671.html

Shit is scary
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>>187225283
hope she is in western Gensokyo now
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>>187225753
The western Sekibanki
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>>187224627
Is Wakasagihime a food?
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>get dengue (fever by mosquito stungs but worse)
>feel like shit
>my joints hurt even for typing
>have a lot of motivation to play despite that
>decide to play even though I feel horrible
>think I will do like shit
>end up playing better than usual
I got on stage 5 on hard on PCB and MOF and while I know it isnt much I think its a progress from what I usually do, which is stage 6 on normal.
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>>187233025
Yes, Kagerou eats her out every night.
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>>187234323
Do you need a nurse?
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>>187235046
Yeah... Help me Eirin ;_;
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>>187225283
Did this guy seriously crowdfund to build a submarine just to kill some random journo?
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>>187234323
If I got dengue I would be seriously concerned anon.
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>>187237115
It wasnt that strong this time. Whenever Ive got it, it was the same symptoms of a cold but stronger, but this time alongside those symptoms which were slightly weaker, my joints hurt a lot. I was surprisingly able to play with really few pain, going left and right didnt hurt much but going up or down did hurt a bit and feeling like shit was the biggest disadvantage I faced.
Plus, dengue isnt that bad unless you are either a kid or it develops into hemorrhagic dengue in which you are likely to bleed out or get a horrible rash.
But other than that, if you take care of it its just like a flu, my mother has had it like 11 times and the last 4 she was so used she went through it like nothing.
I shouldnt blog post but we are on page 9
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>>187239340
That sounds scary, but... maybe you just need some of Eirin's loving kindness?
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>>187243519
>eirin
>loving and kindness
She's probably jaded as fuck considering how long she's lived
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>>187243519
>those stockings
>that garterbelt
I'm not a fan of lesser moonbitch, but wew that shit's too good.
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>>187243519
Eirin is a blessing for the universe
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>>187244213
Eirinfag please, your waifu is a bipolar sociopath, don't you remember like 4 threads ago where we pointed all this out?
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>>187244349
She is not my waifu but I do like her a lot.
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>>187244743
Well that makes you an okay person,
I disagree with your tastes but you're still allowed to have your opinion
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>>187246139
I just like the hags like Kanako, Yukari or Eirin. Not my favorites but I like them better than loli characters.
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>>187225283
I'm gonna fuck the shit out of the captain.
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Dead general
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>>187248681
I'm gonna fuck the shit out of Satorin
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So anon, what's your opinion on Okina's fight? I think it's the best Stage 6 to this point. Not for dificulty, but the stage itself, how it changed as you fought, the air of greatness she has fighting without even standing out, the music that elevates her as grandiose without being overwhelming (like, say, Nuclear Fusion), and how she steals your tools for the last spell.
For me at least is the most satysfiyng final stage to this day (At least for the main games line)
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>>187248681
That Yukari is super cute
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>>187252872
Shinmyoumaru is still better
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>>187255579
Why?
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So, which 2hu do you think has the coolest ability /2hug/? Not necessarily the strongest, just the most badass. Pic related is my choice.
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>>187248681
I love the faces this artist draws
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>>187257724
Sakuya's time stop, literally nothing aside from Yukari's ability can beat it and the only reason she loses is because the spell card limitations
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Where is everybody?
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>>187263194
Playing Civ V
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>>187263435
I wish I was home playing videogames
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>>187235908
Yes, he did crowdfund the submarine. But for him to do that just to kill a random journalist doesn't make any sense, yet it happened. And for to mutilate the body on top of that. What's wrong with people?
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>>187239340
Drink a lot of water Anon
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>>187263792
Isn't there a mobile version of Civ V?
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>>187264646
If you have it installed on a laptop, sure.
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>>187263194
Playing DOOM.
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>>187263194
Fixing my 3ds. The damn thing fell and it won't turn on. Fuck me right?
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>>187265603
Yeah, fuck you.
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>>187265682
Not if I fuck you first
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>>187265734
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No
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>>187271281
Maybe
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What does love taste like?
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>>187257724
I pick Yuyuko. Manipulating death pretty much the most hardcore brutal power out there.
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>>187252872
Shit get intense in the last stage. I like Okina and her theme. Something about her theme and her spellcards make my heart doki doki for the first time in a long while. But yeah, I agree. She's the best final game boss of all 2hu games.
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Pink is my favorite color because it reminds me of your wife vagina
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Anyone have some sort of cheat table for Genius of Sappheiros?

Want to steamroll the beginning game and further unfuck the droprates.
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fugg is 4chan x fucked up for anyone else?
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>>187278691
Yes
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>>187278691
It's fucked, Jim.
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>I still use appchan x
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>>187279963
I'm gonna choke you with my cock you worthless fuck bunny
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>>187279963
>ironing her ears
certainly an interesting daily routine. Though I can't get over how dead her eyes look. What gave Raisins PTSD?
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>>187280784
>tag: hangover
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>>187280875
Shit nigga, that don't look like a hang over, those eyes look like she's seen and probably did some shit in 'Nam.
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>Keine eats history
>Ex-Keine creates history
So she vomits books and scrolls?
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>>187280927
It was all fun and games till the onis decided to challange everyone to a batsu-drinking-game.
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>>187281468
Sometimes, she can still hear the screams.
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>>187281104
And when she turns back to normal she eats them again.
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>>187281104
To this day I still can't understand what the fuck is Keine's power
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Byakuren is a bitch. How the hell did she come into a conclusion that Miko is someone dangerous?
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>>187284225
Technically everyone's dangerous in Gensokyo
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>>187284835
That's not even a technicality. It's easier to count the number of cast members who are friendly enough with humans to actually give you the time of day than it is to count the ones who would attack you more often than not.
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>>187284225
2 sides of the same coin
Religion is retarded
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>>187285073
I would post the fedora tipping Succuya, but someone already did it. You did it on purpose didn't you?
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Satonononon >>> meh-i
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>>187285990
As if atheism is any better.
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Should I buy a 3ds?
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>>187286356
They're not twins, right?
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>>187287816
Only in bed
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>>187287871
What does that even mean?
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>>187287958
There's only one way to find out~
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>>187280784
Why do Reisen's ears always look fake?
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Ara ara~
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>>187288769
I dunno, maybe ZUN made them like that since the ears are more like antennae and to differentiate moon rabbits from earth rabbits.
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>>187289120
you wound't a filthy raccoon
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>>187292032
Normally I wouldn't but that coon's got tits. So I'm contemplating it.
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Have you ever thanked ZUN for giving you free games?
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>>187293442
I have a feeling he wouldn't care
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>This 2hu was made for breeding
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>>187295418
All of them.
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>>187295418
Kanako once mentioned to me that she wants to die of old age while being surrounded by her grandchildren.
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Would you play a localized 2hu?

It feels like the start of spring in the Heartway Church even though it's in the midsummer. Meanwhile, the Enchanted Forest is pillowed with terrible blizzards. Join Rachel, Melissa, and her new friends, Susie and Anna as they travel around Wonderland solving the mystery of this wild seasons.
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>>187297725
What kind of game? Bullet hell or fighting game?
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>>187297725
>Nitro Carwash
Everytime
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>>187298535
I'd play a Hisoutensoku with english voice
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>>187299263
Was the dub any good?
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This is what evolution wants us to look like.
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>>187297725
Why would you need to change Marisa's name though? Marisa is a western name
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>tfw you can't play back different endings that you got from the game
I thought ZUN were cool
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>>187299263
>fighting game
>english dub
I feel like it's better if I don't have any idea what the characters are saying. Feels less cringey that way.
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>>187301070
Because pointless localization is the joke.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsIMyLsr_s8

Best pair
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>>187306040
>reddit
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>>187306747
Where?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhjTyDaCyEQ

Her smile and optimism are gone forever
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>Your wife
>Your sister
>You daughter
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>>187308876
>Your wife
Kanako

>Your sister
Sanae

>You daughter
Clownpiece
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>>187309805
What's doremy's role?
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>>187311073
I haven't post her in a long while
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>>187308876
>Wife
Marisa
>Sister
Miko
>Daughter
Remilia
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>>187311862
What about Flandre?
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>>187312336
I don't want an annoying little prick as my imouto. I already have one in real life.
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>>187311862
>Blue eyes
And you call yourself a Marisafag? How pathetic
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>>187313117
If you look closely you can also see that her head is as large as her body
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>>187312691
Rood
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>>187312336
Flan is cute too

>>187313117
I just saved the image man, I honestly think blue eyes look cute on her even if it isn't canon.
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>>187308876
>Your wife
Remilia
>Your sister
Remilia
>You daughter
No
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>>187308876
>Wife
Sakuya
>Sister
Meiling
>Daughter
Remilia
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>>187315425
>Marrying your sister

She would never want a lout like you.
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>>187315425
>Your wife
Remilia
>Your sister
Remilia
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>>187317683
>>187318071
Tbh I was just fishing for responses like that.
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>>187318608
Nani?!?!
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>>187318608
>Haha of course I dont want to fuck my sister I was just pretending
You got me good you fucking dixie
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>>187319150
Why is Remilia so sad?
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>>187319895
Her surprise Christmas party has been ruined by the revelation that Santa isn't real.

Turns out she got tricked into thinking it was Christmas instead of April Fool's Day.
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>>187320415
>Santa isn't real
Anon...
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>>187320415
>Santa isn't real

Why are you telling these lies?
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>>187320415
>Santa isn't real
Good one, Anon, next you'll be telling me the Easter Bunny ain't real either.
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Me every single morning
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>>187328112
I work at night so I only feel sadness and anger
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>>187330195
I feel sorry for those who can't feel the joy of a 6 day helpdesk job
>>
gb 2 jaypee
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>>187328112
I wish I had a job
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>>187331607
Trust me, you don't
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Wich 2hu has the best job?
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>>187334457
Suika
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>>187334956
What's her job?
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>>187335208
Doing nothing.
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>>187336550
That's not a job
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Quality discussion /jp/, you outdid yourselves this time.
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Quick!
ZUN is making a new weekly manga to fill the gap of FS
But he doesn't have time to choose an artist
It's up to (YOU) to find him the best person for the job
Who do you choose?
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>>187334457
Sakuya. I wish taking care of Remi was my job.
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>>187337461
Space Jin but with uncensored ballbusting. Unironically, six fnrptal. He has a sameface on every character but he draws them really cute.
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>>187337461
Who draws JoJo?
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>>187340517
Those seem like some very cheep prices. I guess you don't need to be economical when you're a princess...
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>>187341120
Maybe she tought that since 1k is a big number it would be a lot of money? Being a selfish princesss disconnected from the outside world doesnt help either.
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>>187337461
Ironically, late Miura, unironically, Toriyama
>>
What would happen if Reisen saw the Moon get destroyed by Earth missiles?
>>
What would happen if Reisen were a good and interesting character?
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>>187346441
But anon, she is a good character because Fuck you, leather man. If you have a problem with Reisen why dont you strip out of that lame jabroni outfit and solve this problem in the ring?
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Where the fuck is everybody?
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>>187349019
Don't post non-aerodynamic birb
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>>187349305
Sorry anon, but I rather eat a meaty birb than a skelly one.
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>>187350674
Birb is proportional and pretty
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>>187308876
>Your wife
Yuugi!
>Your sister
Whole family loves to cook, and Sakuya'd probably be the best cook of all the 2hus, so her?
>Your daughter
Suika best loli. (Or maybe Rumia)
>>
wake up
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>>187356547
Can't wake up
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>this guys good doujins will never be translated
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>>187360968
qt
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>>187361230
What do you think Sakuya would write in her vows
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fug
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Maybe /2hug/'s all watching the fight?
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>>187363829
MMA is fucking gay
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>>187363945
Agree. They do nothing but hug like the gay that they are. Fuck, I miss the old day WWE.
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Any of you guys listen to Kuroneko Lounge? The guy released House Set of Dateless Bar "Old Adam" at the recent Comkiet, but I've seen neither high nor low of it anywhere.
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>>187328112
We need more people like Reimu.
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>>187363945
Theres nothing gay on watching two men fight. Not even gachi videos are gay! Even if they fuck in them its still manly and straight! Besides, antique greeks and romans used to do gay shit with their comrades but they were pretty manly!
I SWEAR IM NOT GAY DAD
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You confessed to your favorite Touhou but she rejected it. You then confess to your second favorite and she accepts your love and told you that she felt the same way the first time she met you. You both lived a happy marriage life afterward.

One day, your favorite come to your door and suddenly confessed her love to you. You can marry her on one condition, you have to divorce your current wife. Will you do it?
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>>187365972
Depends, have we had kids already?
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>>187366204
No kids. Just a caring wife who's happy being married to you.
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>>187366407
Then I probably wouldn't since Remi is my second favorite and Sakuya is probably just testing me to see if I truly love her or not and would gut me if I accepted her offer
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>>187366571
What if she was being serious?
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>>187366748
Than she probably wouldn't have confessed in the first place, she doesn't want to risk her master having a broken heart
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>>187367017
For fuck sake Anon, we're talking about unrealistic scenarios. If we're taking things realistically, Remilia would be single all her life.
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>>187367293
Well than I wouldn't accept, as much as I love Sakuya, I wouldn't want to break the heart of someone else I cared about enough to go through the whole process marrying, you sure it'd suck for Sakuya, but fot Remilia it'd be like getting that Ice Cream she's always wanted and then somebody shoves into her and drops it
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>>187365972
Why not both?
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>>187365972
Nope. If Yuugi said no, she meant it, and that's probably how it should be, so she's probably just drunk(more than usual) if she comes and confesses all of a sudden, after i'm married to someone else.
I'd let her stay in the spare room if she needed to, to sleep it off, but i'd be more than happy with a life of getting to touch Ran's fluffy tails whenever i wanted.
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>>187367464
I still can't believe ZUN portrayed Remilia as a kid in SSiB. I was hoping she's a bit more mature because you know, she's the master of her mansion. Wouldn't make much sense if a kid running the mansion, yet ZUN make it seems like it.
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>>187368172
I think it is pretty funny.
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>>187368147
What if it's the other way around? She's more drunk than usual when you confessed and sober when she ask you to marry her? But I guess you're right, she's an Oni after all. Being honest and straight to the point and using no deceiving tactics is the way Oni live their life.
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LEAVE FUTO ALONE, MURASA! CAN'T YOU SEE SHE'S CRYING?
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A story revolving around the lost city of Atlantis in Gensokyo would be a pretty cool idea for a Touhou game. Shame there's no ocean in Gensokyo.
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>>187373239
Bullshit, that's not how I live my life.
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Mai and Satono's jobs must be tiring.
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>>187374182
wut
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>>187374182
????? Dude, everything make sense now.
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Raiko: "Did someone ordered a steak?"
Yatsuhashi: "A steak? No, that must be a missteak!"
Benben: "Ba-dum-tass."
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We all know that TD is the easiest Touhou game on Normal difficulty. But does it Hard or Lunatic difficulty is the easiest of all Touhou games?
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>>187375710
is it the easiest?
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>>187376575
Let's just say it is for the sake of the argument. It's definitely the easiest for me. But I don't know whether it is true for TD higher difficulty.
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>>187375468
>Yatsuhashi
who?
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>>187375468
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>>187383207
Come on Anon, it's a well done joke.
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>your age
>your Touhou
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>>187368172
To be fair, from the print works I got the impression that Remilia can be mature when the situation calls for it and just acts like a child most of the time, when nothing serious is happening.
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>>187384040
Any examples my man?
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>>187384456
Remilia giving the hobgoblins a new home and work, or Remilia telling Sakuya to let the fairy maids get more rest so they don't overwork themselves. Those don't seem like things a child would even think about to me.
There's also that witness report in PMiSS from the wounded guy she found and nursed him back to health.
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>>187384727
Fair enough. You win. Are you happy?
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>>187385373
I'm always happy when I can talk about Remi without being off-topic.
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>>187385776
I'm gonna molest Remilia.
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>>187386102
We can molest her together.
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>>187386102
>>187386548
I thought I was the only one who wants to molest little children
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Im calling the cops you sick fucks.
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>>187386591
>>187386548
>>187386102
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How old is Reimu?
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>>187389783
As long as she hits puberty you can have sex with her
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>>187389783
She should be like 20 something by now since Akyuu but probably its a case of ZUN being a hack and she doesnt grow.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcB69TXMIg0

F
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>>187384727
And then there's also the part where she kidnaps a wild youkai from the outside world and starves it because no one even knew it existed until it escaped
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>>187390745
Where's her sex drive?
It's not like they have internet in Gesonkyo so she doesn't have a reason to stay inside her shrine all day long.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUxPghqOazw
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>>187391947
She probably masturbate once in a while. I haven't see any boy of her age anywhere in canon works.
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Hater is such a good artist. Why does he draw such disgusting things.
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>>187392472
What does Reimu masturbate to?
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>>187393705
Little boys.
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>>187389783
Well according to my math, anywhere between 15 and 29. depending on a bunch of factors, but more likely early to mid 20's.
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>>187389783
The series is 20 years old now. Assuming Reimu is a teenager in the first game, she would be 30-ish something years old.
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>>187393785
How little?
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>>187394259
Honestly, I think it's best to ignore the PC-98 games, since it's easier to disprove their canoness than it is to prove it. It's better to start off with EoSD.
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>>187394494
But Alice knew Reimu since PC-98 era
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>>187394639
One reference doesn't make canon. Alice's past is quite different between the two games. In the PC-98 canon there was no clear indicator whether she was human or not. Whereas in Windows canon she was a human before she cast a spell on herself, turning her into a youkai.
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>>187394493
Around the age where they know that the stork doesn't bring the babies, but not exactly sure how mom and dad make them.
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Does anyone have images of planes designed like 2hus?
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Is Sakuya an anal loving slut?
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>>187400141
That would be Ranal.
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>>187400141
Yes, Sakuya is only for anal and nothing else.
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>>187400141
Who would want to penetrate her rotten womb anyway.
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Are Youkai sex driven?
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Do Touhou go to Anon General?
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I quit playing new Touhou games after UFO because I was tired of motherfucking curvy lasers that are impossible to predict without having seen them before. Do the newest couple 2hu games still have the god damn curvy lasers?
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Burning down the infidels
>>187403689
I think I saw some in the newest game. But you are better off just memorizing the patterns and training. The first time, sure, those lasers get you but it wont do so after the second or third time.
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>>187403689
Have you tried getting gud? There's one in TD and HSiFS, but it isn't that hard compared to Shou.
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>>187403893
What kind of religion told their followers to let their enemies kill them and their families? Or let murderes go away unpunished? The revelations was given during the time of war, so to use the violent verse without knowing the context is unfair to say the least.
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>>187405132
What are you talking about?
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>>187400141
Maybe
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>>187405973
I don't know
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>>187406414
O-oh, ok...
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Clownpiece is like a daughter that I never had.
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>>187408559
People don't fap to their daughters.
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>>187409672
Of course. Why makes you think otherwise?
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>>187375710
Anyone?
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>>187411547
LoLK is the easiest because you literally can't lose
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I want Anon to only look at me
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>>187411547
Are there anyone capable 1cc the game on level harder than Normal? I thought you guys were better than this. Fuck you.
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>>187412947
I have 3 Lunatic 1CCs
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>>187413004
Then please answer my question. Let's say "IN is the easiest 2hu game on Normal", does the statement remain true for Hard or Lunatic?
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>>187413294
No.
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>>187413441
That's what I want. Fucking finally. I thought I have to give /2hug/ a blowjob to get my answer. Holy shit. Thanks Anon.
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>>187413714
>I have to give /2hug/ a blowjob
If you insist
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>>187414014
I already got my answer. Plus, being gay give you Aids. That's why it's wrong.
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>>187414979
You must be really sick then
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Speaking of diseases, I wonder if I would get a disease from eating Aya.
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>>187414979
It's only gay if you play with the balls anyways, so you won't get AIDs unless you play with balls like a homo.
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Would Reimu punch a Youkai baby in the face?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnTVi0FN3jQ

lol
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>>187415548
You would even got Aids even if you wear a condom, according to scientific studies.
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>>187415504
>Boobs
That's not Aya

>>187415593
Marisa stepped on a baby Youkai, she's the worst but marisafags will pretends that didn't happen
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>>187415593
Fortune teller was just a new born youkai when he got killed.
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>>187416965
Why didn't Reimu kill Byakuren? Wasn't she a human who turned into a Youkai or something?
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>>187418297
You could say the same about Alice. The difference being those two turned into Youkai a while back, whereas the fortune teller (obviously) did it very recently, and other people were aware of it happening. it's still fucking stupid either way
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>>187418297
>>187418480
Was Alice turned into a Youkai inside Gensokyo? If they became youkai outside then there wouldnt be much of a problem since the police brutality is meant to avoid those of the human village to become youkai, since it would affect the balance and food chain of Gensokyo.
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>>187418749
Of course Alice turned into a Youkai inside Gensokyo, she did do it relatively recently, and there's no real indication she's from Makai like PC-98 canon.
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>>187418480
Agree. But reading Symposium of Post-mysticism, I noticed the series plot is really well-written and thought through. So I assume Alice and Byakuren are plot holes that ZUN forgot.

>>187418749
But adding more Youkai to Gensokyo certainly would effect the balance, no?
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>>187419157
>Series plot is well written and thought through
While i haven't read the print works and my knowledge is second hand. I'd disagree on the "thought through" part personally, it has a lot of potential, but I feel like ZUN forgets a lot of the shit he says and makes things really inconsistent because of it.
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>>187419356
Just read some parts Symposium of Post-mysticism, Perfect Memento in Strict Sense and Cage in Lunatic Runagate before accusing ZUN of being drunk.
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>>187419157
>the series plot is really well-written and thought through
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Give me 5 reasons why Momiji is not your 2hu. Hardomodo: no pol/awoo-mutt
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>>187400141
>>187401339
>>187401529
>>187405998
Take that back RIGHT NOW
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>>187421217
But that's not Momiji
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>>187421409
That's also not Momiji
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>>187418925
Then its either the killer cop hipocrisy or YET ANOTHER CASE of ZUN being a hack.
>>187421217
She is filthy.
>>187421229
Succuya!
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>>187421725
Forgot pic
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>>187421217
1. She doesn't have purple hair
2. She doesn't have crimson eyes
3. She doesn't want to unify Japan
4. She wouldn't let the former war enemies to stay at her place
5. She doesn't care about the future of Gensokyo
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>>187421725
>>187421952
Back to >>>/pol/ you secondary scum
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>>187422365
>not knowing a canon work
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>>187423013
How ironic, didn't you see the image in my post?
Who are we supposed to believe?
A 2 full page sized canon pictures of her, or a shitty pixelated background cameo from the worst 2hu artist?
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>>187423275
>a picture that ZUN didn't even draw
or
>manga that he writes
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>>187424243
>manga that he writes
All the pictures I posted are from things he wrote, including a manga.
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>>187424558
So in other words, ZUN is a hack
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>>187424724
No, the fairies manga artist is just shit
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So anon-kun, you wanna have a little talk about Taoism?
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>>187428176
can onis join
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>>187432529
Can you explain me how did Suika got the sweater on and in her horns?
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Y'know how Aya can hide her wings? Well, who's to say Momiji can't hide her ears?
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>>187432529
Yeah, but Kasen is not allowed
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>>187434839
Tilted her head
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>>187435105
Here, have a pity (You)
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>>187435107
That's pretty rude
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>>187438631
Kasen herself is pretty rude, Onis are supposed to be really honest creatures but she's been done nothing but lying to everyone's face so far
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>Can't find the will to play 2hu
>Or any kind of game at all
Am I burned out or just utterly depressed?
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>>187442558
Play EDF, that game got me out of my depression
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>>187443972
Would you stop shilling that shit game already
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>>187445076
It' a fun game though, better than touhou at the very least
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>>187445252
>better than touhou
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>>187446887
It's harder than touhou as well, it's basically a 3D bullet hell
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>>187447193
>It's harder than touhou
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>>187449064
Have you ever tried to destroy a wasps nest while hundreds of giant black ants shoot acid at you, hundreds of giant wasps shoot giant stingers at you, hundreds of flying saucers shoot lasers at you, and hundreds of red ants trying to grab you all while trying to escape the vicinity of the motherships genocide cannon? shits pretty hard, especially on the hardest difficulty, also the game has flying magical girll
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>>187449527
Sounds really fucking stupid to be quite desu
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>>187449630
stupider than when paranoid moonbitches blocked out the moon with another moon because they thought moonbitches from the real moon were coming for them?
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>>187449759
ye
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>>187449848
Well that's like your opinion man
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>>187416965
They aren't exactly youkai persay. Remi is a vampire, which is not a youkai. Magicians are similar to this.
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>>187450401
They use Youkai as an umbrella term for every supernatural creature. Also, the early Japanese impressions of Vampires were that they were a kind of sub-species of Oni, so there's that.
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I guess we really do have better discussion than /jp/ at least we don't have entire threads dedicated to shit like pic related
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>>187450725
Maybe a "Japanese" Vampire, but Remi is a European Vampire.
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>>187451189
You forget, Gensokyo is run by Faith, and we know that people's Faith and beliefs can alter and shape Youkai. So, while Remilia will always be at her core a "vampire", what that MEANS depends on what the Poeple (specifically Humans) of Gensokyo think it means.
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English patch for Th16 when?
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>>187452538
Remilia was never a Youkai in the first place
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>>187450887
thats a cool pic
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>>187452645
Again, Youkai means any supernatural creature. Vampires are definitely that.
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>>187452983
Vampirism is a disease, nothing supernatural about it
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>>187453242
Not in Touhou canon.
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Be honest guys, is vampirism really worth it? I feel like the downsides heavily outweigh the good
Upsides
>live forever
>become really powerful
Downsides
>everything except blood tastes awful
>can't go outside except during night
>in the grand scheme of things, immortality won't be worth it at the end when you're looking at the dark void that is the end of the universe
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>>187454025
Only if I get to hang out with Remilia.
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>>187454025
>everything except blood tastes awful
is that a common part of mythos?

>can't go outside except during night
not like anyone here ever goes outside
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>>187454821
>is that a common part of mythos?
Yes
>not like anyone here ever goes outside
yeah but you still need to go outside to hunt prey and live and considering you'd need to break into people's houses without leaving any traces it'd be pretty hard
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>>187455019
>yeah but you still need to go outside to hunt prey and live and considering you'd need to break into people's houses without leaving any traces it'd be pretty hard
move to glorious nippon and just hang out around the suicide forest, that should be good enough
or find some equivalent around where you live
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>>187454025
Does Starlight hurt Vampires?
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>>187455083
You know not a lot of people go to the suicide forest to commit suicide these days right? They have patrols there to stop people from doing exactly that
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>>187455332
too distant, nowadays everyone seems to say that UV is the thing that hurts vampires to give it a "logical" reason
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>>187450887
Most of the discussion on that thread was actually deleted and it did have some meaningful discussion of the 4cc though. But even then /jp/ has a lot of gay shit.
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Wake up
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>>187466503
She looks smug
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>>187466503
grababrushandputonalittlemakeup
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>>187452623
The shrine have it. Or just use thcrap.
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>>187442558
Stop playing games for a week or two. You'll find enjoyment back. Or just look at Danbooru. Looking pictures of Touhou gave me motivations for some reason.
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>>187428176
Miko is the type of girl who scream my name as loud as she can multiple times during sex.
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>>187473661
Miko's hairpoofs look like they'd be really comfy to headpat. Do that instead.
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>>187474256
I always make sure that she received enough headpats during our Taoism session
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>>187474256
IS THAT MIKO'S HAIR?!? WHAT DID BYAKUREN DO TO MIKO?!?
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>>187474256
They look like they'd be great to grab on while you deepthroat her.
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>>187475245
Wait, while YOU deepthroat HER?

>>187475025
She's just been turned into a little fluffy bird for a while, it's alright.
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>>187473661
That's a boy though.
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>>187475386
Whoops, I meant the opposite.
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>>187475476
Suuure you did.
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>>187475386
First building a temple on top of Miko and now this? Why is Byakuren such a bitch? Although everything about her acts sealing Miko are morally correct except for the fact on how she would come into conclusions that Miko is evil.
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>>187454025
Is it bad that I actually like the taste of blood?
I like the night more than day.
I want to see the end of all life.
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>>187476224
wew lad
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>>187476356
Jesus fuck it's been some years since I've seen this image.
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>>187476224
You alright, bud?
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>>187475568
No homo, I'd still suck her futa cock as long as she doesn't fuck me in the ass. It ain't gay unless the balls touch each other after all. I know she'd still do it anyway and I'd be forced to like it.
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>>187475992
Please. Miko can kick Byakuren's ass anyday of the week. She literally can see the future.
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>>187476806
fag
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>>187476770
Not really.
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>>187476883
Wise words from bestgirl
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>>187477361
Marisa must be pissed that she'll always be behind Reimu in terms of powers and even friends. Reimu has a shit ton of connections with powerful 2hus like Yukari and Suika compared to what Marisa has.
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>>187478154
I mean, it's kind of in her character title. Marisa's perfectly ordinary, but she pushes the boundaries of that with every aspect of what she does/is.

She's a better ordinary person than Reimu is a shrine maiden, i think.
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>>187478154
Suika and Yukari aren't Marisa's friends?
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>>187478529
I mean compared to Marisa, Reimu actually partnered with them at least once. Yukari specifically got partnered with her twice and is implied to have helped Reimu deal with Okina in the extra stage by helping her get the fifth type of season. Either that or Reimu can now do a fraction of Yukari's bullshit with her collecting the boundary between seasons in the HSiFS extra.
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>>187478154
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Yukari_Yakumo
Yukari and Marisa are best friends. Plus, she have Mima and Flandre as her friends too.

>>187479641
Well by that logic then Marisa has no relationship with Flandre because they never paired with each other.
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>>187480271
Meme-A
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>>187453242
>Vampirism is a disease, nothing supernatural about it

There's nothing supernatural about being able to turn into bats and live forever?
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>>187479641
There's a fifth-type of season?
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>>187480205
>by that logic then Marisa has no relationship with Flandre

It has been a while but where did ZUN ever confirm that Marisa and Flandre are actually friends?
The only time I can recall where Marisa actually mentions Flandre is in PMiSS where it mentions that Marisa dislikes running into Flandre when she sneaks into the SDM. Am I missing something?
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>>187480570
Reimu and the others created a new seasonal shot type just for the extra stage so that they won't get ejected from the place like last time.
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>>187480876
So you're saying EoSD dialogue never happened?
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>>187481105
EoSD dialogue was them meeting for the first time. There's no proof of any friendship there, even if they're nice to each other in their talk.
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>>187481403
How many times should a person meet to become friends?
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>>187481725
That's obviously not really possible to answer, but if you meet a person once and then that person has absolutely no interest in meeting you again after that first time, I don't think you can call her a friend.
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>>187481857
Bullshit, as long as you have a good conversation with someone, you can call them friends.
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>>187482042
Your idea of friend seems very very weak. Like, by that logic, you could befriend a stump if you ask it the right questions.
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>>187482042
Maybe that's true for Flan and she might actually consider Marisa a friend, but Marisa seems to not even like Flandre, since she tries to avoid her so it's definitely not a mutual friendship.
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>>187482406
You don't have a friend that you enjoy talking to but don't want to meet because it's a pain have to deal with his bullshit hobby?
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>>187482859
I don't have anyone that I talked to only once in my life and consider a friend, no. Even if I enjoyed the conversation, friends are more to me.
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>>187483425
What are you a girl or something?
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wich 2hu wud u befriend?
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>>187485234
The Oni
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>>187485634
I don't think Kasen would make a good friend.
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>>187485801
I mean Suika and Yuugi. Kasen is just a bonus girl.
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If history has taught us anything, it's that Suwako is bestgirl back in ancient Japan.
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>>187485234
The booze hound
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>>187486107
You wouldn't a frog

>>187486213
You wouldn't a lOni
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>>187486251
Challenge accepted
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Why are people so pissed over Lumia?
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>>187486640
Rumia? No one pissed at her at all.
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>>187487491
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>>187490803
Where did you find the picture of my family?
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>>187485234
The baka.
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"I'm going to change the world."
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Playing LoLK for the first time and up to the 4th stage. Am I retarded for not saving my bombs till these upcoming fights, forcing me to spend much longer on them praying for miracle dodges? Or are they moderately doable without many bombs?
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>>187496293
Yes, you should save the bomb until late Stage 5 spellcards or else you can never complete the game. Just restart it.
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>>187496102
"By becoming the biggest slut ever seen."
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>>187496775
There's literally no purer girl than Miko in Gensokyo
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>>187496775
Marisa is the biggest slut tho.
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So while you can train shitheads to have a better attitude, it seems deibus are locked on being super-shitheads no matter how much punishment or discipline you give them. Higher badges also don't seem to work, bronze and fake are fine but nothing happens when I try to test for silver or gold.
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eraTohoK updated for anyone who didn't notice and wants to have a field day with the newhus and various new events.
And just in case Dogs, Horses and Pigs were getting boring, you got Monkeys now.
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>>187502265
nice
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>>187502265
Doesn't matter if I can;t read it
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I wish Anon was a girl so I can marry him
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"I'm sorry /2hug/! The people of Gotham are under attack! I must go!"
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>>187508246
Shouldn't Gotham be Remilia's city?
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>>187509993
Yes, but Remi can't go out during the day. Yuuka is the hero they need but don't deserve.
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Never knew Kaguya was canonly a NEET. I thought it was just a meme.
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>>187485234
I think Yuyuko'd appreciate my cooking.
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>>187511736
Yuyuko is the type of women who would NTR her Anon without a second thought for someone who can cook better, faster and in larger quantities than Anon.

Tl;dr She's a bitch
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I'll be honest. I don't believe for one second that we actually have 100 unique posters. You guys just using multiple of IPs to give an illusion that this general is actually a fun place when we know from the bottom of our hearts that it's not. That's why we got our pastebin deleted.
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>>187513859
Nah
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Do you think Touhou read yaoi doujins?
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>>187514393
Stop pretending that you're better than /jp/.
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>>187512395
Yeah, which is why i'd only want her as a friend. More for the fact that she'd be to eating what my 2hu is to drinking, and that'd be fun.

Maybe think of our friendship as a sort of test kitchen. I'd throw new ideas for dishes at her, and go from there.

>>187514545
Do you think Yukari reads her own doujins?
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>>187514910
Do you think Touhou read doujins featuring Anon?
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>>187515531
Do you really think Aya would print that sort of smut?
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>>187516539
Well, the Bunbumaru newspaper company operates at a loss for selling it newspapers at such a low price. So Aya need to do something about it.

Seeing there's yet no male teenagers in Gensokyo, the Anon doujins must be on high demands among horny 2hus.
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I would totally pound Wriggle's ass like it owes me money
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>>187518815
What about the other way around?
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>>187519030
Damn centipede are scary
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What's your favourite 2hu design?
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>>187520412
You like her? In a series over 150 characters, you pick her?
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Fact: All 2hus without hats are objectively the best 2hus.
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>>187521428
Do horns and other non-hat accessories count as hats?
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>>187521428
I bet you can't name more than 10 hat-less 2hus on top of your head
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>>187521541
Yes.

>>187521559
I can't. In what way does it change the fact?
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>>187521716
That they're not the best
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>>187521939
Subjective.
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>>187522041
So you're saying 2hus without hats are generally better than 2hus with hats but you can't even name 10 of them?
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>>187522041
How about 5?
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>>187521559
Reimu, Alice, Satori, Suika, Yuugi, Sakuya, Koakuma, Rinnosuke, Kosuzu, and Utsuho or are you gonna be a little bitch and can any kind of head wear as a hat
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>>187524279
>Do horns and other non-hat accessories count as hats?
>Yes.
That leaves Reimu, Alice, Satori, Suika, Koakuma, Kosuzu and Utsuho out.
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>>187524279
Who said that?
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>>187524279
You didn't even think to mention Kaguya.
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>>187524584
>get schooled
>t-they don't count!
loving every laugh
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>>187524895
I don't even think about her
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>>187525160
The fuck? We don't say that. You are.
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>>187525160
There are only like 20 2hus with actual hats out of all the characters so the ones without them make the majority. And the guy that was shitting on the 2hus with hats mentioned himself that horns and accesories do count as hats somehow. Im just using that anon words.
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Must..tease...Kasen's....horny.....pink......vagina.......
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>>187528064
Why not go for a real oni, anon?
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>>187528548
But Kasen never slept with a man before
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>>187528708
youd be suprise
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>>187528548
Why do all Onis have chains around their limbs?
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>>187529778
She can't be a hermit otherwise
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>>187529791
It's part of their mystique.

>>187529927
Isn't she just pretending to be one, though?
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>>187531335
I don't think she's pretending, but she does have other goals
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>>187533387
Okina > Kasen > Yukari
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>>187533387
I want to see somebody crop Yukari out of that image, color her in and then make a meme out of it
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>>187534160
What?
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>>187534420
What's so hard to understand about it?
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>>187534160
That image is already perfect but I could try cropping her and coloring her. I have never done something like that before but I hope I do it right.
>then make a meme out of it
What should it say?
>>187533637
You got your meme arrows the wrong way.
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>>187534881
When I say "make a meme out of it" I mean shit like placing Yukari in front of natural disasters and shit
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ANON PLAY WITH MEEE!!
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>>187536638
>Lumia
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>>187536638
Epic
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>>187536638
I'm busy lewding your sister.
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>>187537797
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I have never done a meme before and I barely know how to use PS. But I can proudly say my first meme came out horrible
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>>187538184
fucking saved, I'm making this the next OP if I get to do it next time
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>>187538184
Is this our first homegrown meme?
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Heres the pic without background, so you can use it if you have a better idea than mine.
I cropped it a little bit better and painted her face as well on this one.
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>>187540084
Like our second I think
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>>187540084
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Wud u're favourite 2hu be a failure in real life?
No magic allowed
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>>187543059
Yes, alcoholism isn't cute or endearing in this world
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>>187543059
I sure as HECK wouldn't try to take a walk during the night if i would be Hecatia
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>>187543059
She'd be a functional alcoholic, but i don't think she'd be a failure. Is "being an oni" something that would count as magic?

>>187543532
Am i not the only Yuugifag anymore? Or do you like Suika?
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>>187543059
>Wud u're favourite 2hu be a failure in real life?
Absolutely, shes too used to feudal Japan lifestyle.
>No magic allowed
She probably would be relieved she isnt inmortal anymore though.
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>>187543991
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>>187544247
Good taste
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>Steals
>Lies
>Killed a defenseless baby Youkai
>Sweaty and dirty clothes
>Diet consists of mushrooms and sake
>Carries a shitty broom wherever she goes for no reason
>Uses a magic amplifier because she's shit without it

Find me a worse 2hu
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>>187545445
>>Sweaty and dirty clothes
>>Diet consists of mushrooms and sake
>>Carries a shitty broom wherever she goes for no reason
Anon you're supposed to list BAD traits about her
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>>187546763
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>>187546763
Stale pasta
t
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Reimu ___
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>look up at the sky
>see this
what do?
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>>187550056
Wake up
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>>187550056
try to jump on to one
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>>187549997
Kills
>>187553331
I love that guys art.
>>187551164
Nice
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>>187557791
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*slap*
wake up!
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Pet the doggo
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>>187566207
Its fucking night cirno
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>>187557791
Why would Okina even do this to her personal sex slaves.
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>>187568572
sex the doggo?
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Everything is going to be daijobu
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>>187475683
Because the original idea of building the Temple there wasn't hers.
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www.fluff.com
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>>187574862
See >>187284225

Byakuren:

'Well, to be honest, we built the temple there because our treasure-hunting mouse reported that "there's something incredible buried down there!" and so we surveyed it. When it turned out to be something that seemed more dangerous than what we were expecting, we thought we should do our best to hide it.'
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>>187575669
>thinking I haven't read it
But thanks for proving my point anyway.
>because our treasure-hunting mouse reported that "there's something incredible buried down there!"
Also,
>Because Buddhist monks continued to place seals on Miko's mausoleum, she was unable to resurrect. Miko's plan had been foiled.
Stare decisis. If everyone has been sealing something for ages and even your dowsing mouse warns you about its magnitude, maybe you should follow their advice.
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>>187551164
The fuck is that?
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>>187576396
>Because the original idea of building the Temple there wasn't hers.

>because our treasure-hunting mouse reported that "there's something incredible buried down there!"

>Because Buddhist monks continued to place seals on Miko's mausoleum, she was unable to resurrect. Miko's plan had been foiled.

Let me get this straight. You're saying if someone make a chief executive decision of something just based on the report of her workers, doesn't mean that the decisions should be attributed to her? Rather to her workers?

And because people of the past keep sealing the mausoleum but somehow get credited for building the temple? Even though those two are completely different things?

Flawless train of thought Anon. You truly are one in a million.
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>>187546884
>>187547093
Damn, what did I miss?
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>>187577517
>decision
I never talked about the final decision, that was a collective act where Byakuren reasonably had the most voice, I was talking about the initiative, "the original idea". Also, said "worker" happens to be the assistant of a god.
>Even though those two are completely different things?
They serve the same exact purpose: a seal.
>Flawless train of thought Anon. You truly are one in a million.
A-anon, you'll make me blush, stop...
>>187576407
That's Yukari.
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>>187578273
Delusional Marisafag copypasta.
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>>187578273
>>187578364
Better than /jp/
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>>187576407
A volcanic ash cloud
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>>187578339
>seal
People also don't live, train and teach in a seal. We're talking about building an institute which serves many roles, being a seal is one of those. Which completely different from just putting papers on mausoleum.

>original idea
Somethings completely different is an original idea. Also, being a disciple of god, Nazrin somehow is lower than Byakuren. So is Shou.
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The legendary nigga fish got away yet again.
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>>187578996
Not a sandstorm? It looks like a dessert. Volcanic smokes is poisonous.
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>>187582323
The safest thing to do during a sandstorm is to pull over and wait for it to subside, you pull over during a volcanic ash storm then you've just created a tomb of metal and rock
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>>187583102
After we make sex sandwich, ok?
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Lumia
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Lovemia
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>>187580081
Who would want a nigga fish
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https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Symposium_of_Post-mysticism/Yuugi_Hoshiguma#cite_ref-1

>it is said that her superhuman strength is of the level where her footsteps alone are enough to make nearby buildings collapse.
How can Suika even compete?
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>>187590352
By being cute.
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>>187590428
Yuugi is at least 3 times cuter than Suika
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>>187590562
>
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>>187590597
Who are you quoting?
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>>187590352
Isn't that just a nice way of saying she's fat?
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>>187591585
Where did you find the picture of me and my wife?
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Have you ever look back and say to yourself "How the hell did I manage to avoid all of those rain of bullshit bullets?"?
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>>187572083
Don't fuck dogs
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>This 2hu is just average
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>>187594482
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>>187594482
Hina
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Ze!
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>>187590352
By being able to create a harem of mini-Suika's to cuddle with you or crush you to death.
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>>187175042
Man, Inaba of the Moon and Inaba of the Earth was a great manga.
>>
For the next OP, I suggest do these things:

1. Deleted the dead "Touhou fangame" pastebin link
2. Replece the dead Moriya Shrine link with:

http://moriyashrine.weebly.com/classic-era-th6th95.html

http://moriyashrine.weebly.com/retro-era-pc-98.html

Touhou 16!!!
https://mega.nz/#!Dt91QDDa!w7dlOkuBP8tYwRfI3clq3wvf3v7I3DLDUneUhOUTEOY

Please remember.
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>>187596384
Dont forget to fix the "what is this game?" and "why isnt this on /jp/?" parts and to also add the 2hu is a videogame and we are hurting everybody.
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>>187596384
*delete
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>>187596842
>fix the "what is this game?" and "why isnt this on /jp/?"
Nah, this is now our new meme.
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>>187097995
This is exactly how I remembered my childhood anime
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Can we not die on the home stretch to the next thread?
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which 2hu wud u fug
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>>187600814
I fucking tried Anon. What do you want more from me?
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>>187601329
Your clothes, give them to me.
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Ran!
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>>187602668
Ran!
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>>187602920
RU_!
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>>187602668
>>187602920
>>187603150
I'm glad this happened
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>>187600994
Most of the lolis.
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>>187603406
POLICE
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>>187603457
She's a 500 year old vampire, officer. She only looks like a little girl. It's legal, I swear.
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>>187603780
The age of consent in Gensokyo should be when the 2hu reach puberty. I mean, if a vampire baby was over 60 years then surely it's wrong to have sex with the baby.
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>>187605123
Aren't vampires undead?
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>>187605235
You think teen vampires just pop from thin air?
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>>187605123
Sakuya doesn’t give a shit due to being able to timestop and then molest the loli vampires with nobody knowing anything. They'll probably wonder why they "pissed" themselves after time resumes.
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>>187605693
Isn't vampirisim it a disease which turns you undead and inevitably renders you infertile?
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>>187605860
ZUN is way too drunk to make detail characters like that
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>>187596384
Please
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/og/ general #2?
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>>187605123
Vampires don't physically age. Remilia's IN profile states that. So a vampire baby would have the body of a baby forever. Remilia and Flandre probably look like 10 year olds because they got turned when they were around 10.
This is of course assuming that Remi and Flan used to be human and got turned into vampires, but them being born as vampires doesn't make sense when Remi's IN profile states that vampires never age. Of course that would mewan that Flan got turned a few years after Remilia and that's really weird, but she would look much younger otherwise. I think this is a small inconsistency in 2hu vampire lore.
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>>187607368
I think they are more like Youkai. They must be like other youkai who migrate to Gensokyo because the lack of fear of human towards vampire.

We never knew what reason does Remi and Flan move to Gensokyo, do we?
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This should be our last thread. It was fun. I never like you guys tho.
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Fine, I'll do it. Give me 10 minutes.
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I need more time. Please wait warmly.
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REEEEEE
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I'm sorry. Was working on something. Here:

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