Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

first for where are the hots feet

Maiev?

I'm going to marry LiLi Stormstout!

Get out footfags

Auriel - dumb shit bitch, voiced by nigger, refuses to help IMPERIVS
Brightwing - pretty nice helpful animal
Cassia - literally SJW
Chromie - cute but actually a dragon so disgusting
D.Va - gook bitch SJW superhero gamer girl fantasy
Jaina - piece of shit super traitor bitch, helps kill her own father, ignores Scourge in Stratholme, fucks with dragons
Johanna - extremely disgusting woman trying to be a man, SJW hairstyle
Kerrigan - piece of shit super traitor bitch who thinks her revenge should matter
Li Li - nice girl I would drink her tea and say thanks li li
Li-Ming - fucking disgusting gook shit bitch thinks too highly of herself + mega slut
Lt. Morales - nice woman I guess but seems like she is overweight on her portrait, should take care of her health
Lunara - disgusting shit bitch degenerate supertrash also thinks she is the best, cause she is the literal who daughter of Cenarius
Lucio - gay nigger tranny DJ
Nova - super disgusting race mixing piece of shit, all she does is fart and get fucked
Sgt. Hammer - same as Lt. Morales
Sonya - would suck her cock
Sylvanas - the worst bitch ever disgusting pile of shit thinks her unlife should matter
Tracer - most subhuman char ever, lesbian pile of shit, disgusting body, haircut and personality
Tyrande - down's syndrome piece of shit, 10k+ yrs old but is super fucking dumb bimbo, nigger accent
Valeera - super shit slut fucked by orcs, disgusting personality
Valla - ok I guess but shit voice, should talk less this fucking bitch
Zagara - nice pleasant mother but really disgusting alien freak
Zarya - same as Johanna

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>throw Varian/Thrall into team or towers on CD
Well played

>>186227160
>being this furry
Laffin @ u

>>186227160
shit let me try again
favorite this pasta

>>186228225
fug
whatever i give up

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DAILY REMINDER THAT 27.07.2017 WILL BE FOREVER REMEMBERED AS A DARK DAY IN ORCISH HISTORY.

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Blizzard really fucked up with Garrosh's representation in Heroes of the Storm. His abilities and role do not fit his character fantasy in any way. His kit should have been for another character.

Yes, he is fun to play. But he should have been a bruiser, like Artanis, but with burst and less focus on defense and with an ability to force 1v1.

>what Blizzard devs did
Hey guys we plan to release Garrosh somewhere in summer 2017
Fast forward summer 2017
Alright guys just attach some existing kit to Garrosh and release him. And dont forget to make a legendary skin + bike with a bunch of tints

Garroshfags btfo

They should nerf Garrosh

>call gg
>team gets mad
>challenge them to prove me wrong
>they carry me while i just sit in a lane and push
>i still get mvp
on an unrelated note, is it possible to get reported for "stealing" mvp?

So what's the Xul build now? Cursed strikes, Scythes or Skeleton?

>>186229842
all skeletons + executioner

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Anyone know when next hero tease and next balance patch is coming up?

>>186229695
>pic related

>best hero diversity:
DotA
>best music and art:
LoL
>best lore and map(s):
HotS

How accurate is this?

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>>186229695
> is it possible to get reported for "stealing" mvp?

>>186230692
I wouldn't say League is best anything

>>186230804
That's because you're an idiot.

Blackheart's Bay is the best map. Debate me.

>>186230975
>namenigger defending riot

>>186231050
Pve map

>>186231050
>Get the first couple of turn-ins
>Win

Good map

>>186231050
Objective is atrocious, the literal map is pretty good tho.

>>186231050
Maps where you can inflict core damage without being near the enemy base are bad

>not being able to handle two chests at once

I need to know something about this games controls.

True or False. Holding a ability hotkey will cast it as soon as you are out of silence/stun.

I feel that I am getting vary inconsistent t results with this method.

>winning
>suddenly D.Va pushes enemy malf out of harm and varian into squishies
>they wipe us out
>tell "nice save d.va"
>he goes balliautistic and then throws the game

I fucking love playing Genji desu.

>>186231050
>get slight advantage
>enemy team can't go into their own jungle
>let alone contest turnins
ebin

why do people never listen ?
every single time I tell some dude to not first pick jaina he does and then is useless for the whole fucking game

>>186232025
So, all of them?

>pre make game with vg
>why are they so bad
>suddenly remember that vg is the same board that now houses the Sonic fandom

>>186231050
Too fucking big. 90% of the reason why it's so PvE-centric is because the objective itself is distributed over every fucking inch of the game's biggest map both vertically and horizontally, but killing someone who's nabbed all the camps gives you all their hard work for nothing, so there's no reason to ever fight. Especially because it takes so fucking long just to run to turn-in from anywhere else. It's like Dota 6.83 as a HotS map. All it needs is a gun-toting midget and an angry bootleg Zul'Jin.

Gamescom can't come soon enough

>>186230692
Hero diversity, music and art goes to Dota incredibly easily, you can wholly replace the music with other packs they've given away or that are like 2c a thing on the market if you want and they actually bother to visually remake their characters while still keeping the spirit, unlike LeL who only facelift "muh ugly characters" half the time so that vapid shitters will buy them afterwards, as well as trashing their kits and giving them new and generic shit to match.

Li Li a cute. A CUTE!

>>186233529
This and no comebacks. There is a reason pro players don't play this shithole of a map.

>>186229695
>Team is shit
>Call GG
>Team gets mad
>Insults trow, insults get, they are playing serious
>Anyho we won
>Meanwhile the chat is filled with: Ill report you, my racist comments and some spanish shit I trow so they get buttmad as hell
>Im the MVP

QMs sure are pretty fun

>>186229695
>>186235206
LE EPIN TROLE xd

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are there news for the next hero? garrosh was a disappointment

>>186234430
wow! two at once!

>opressor work vs cho and gall

wew lad

>>186235935
desu they've all been disappointments since Lunara

>>186235935
>A disappointment

He's fun as fuck though, it sucks they were retarded and gave him like zero damage but at least the moveset is entertaining enough for being some generic warrior shit.

How do i git gud at Alarak?

Also is shield wall / second wind / twin blades Varian good?

>>186235935
Garrosh is fun but I'm more disappointed by the lackluster "reworks" and no real balance changes this patch.

Will Kel Thuzad be the next hero?

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>>186232493
were you really expecting something out of d.va players?

>>186236645
Yes it basically turns him into 75% of a hero it's great

>>186237306
Practice the pull into the Q, and work on your positioning

>Also is shield wall / second wind / twin blades Varian good?
No, try Overpower Sheildwall Taunt. It has decent burst and amazing CC to get your team a kill, and it can do enough work on it's own by using the taunt to reset overpower so you can sometimes get solokills if your team is too trash to follow up on your taunt (Takes away half of BWs HP) and makes sure you have the survivability to escape, and some way to peel for your team.

>>186226034
I havent played Tyrande in a while, is she even more worthless as a healer now

>their team - D.VA
>your team - no warriors
Shit never gets old

>>186235935
Garrosh is fucking great until you reach the late game, but he's still fun, even if you're doing fuck all

>>186239205
>my lane: me, their entire team
>my teammate's lanes: everyone other than me and a blind nova

>>186239382
Hes great even in late game for picks, but his damage falls off. Hes not a damage hero anyway so whatever.

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>only constable

>>186241450
You almost were as bad so yeah constant

>>186241827
you forgot to say me unga team bunga

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>>186242019
oh shit sorry

BUNGA
TEAM

>>186241450
Jimmy had a hard life..

>>186241450
>victory rush
>on Battlefield
you are the bunga

>>186230692
>best music and art: LOL
Nah. LoL is just dumbed down DotA with generic anime art. Also probably has the worst balance.

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>sudden surge around stukov release
>now we crawling near ded again
how and why

>>186231050
I like it, its very relaxing to pick Samuro and just PvE the whole game. Probably needs to be adjusted a bit though.

>>186243689
this game really needs big content being added regularly to be alive, such a shame.

>>186243689
People are too busy playing, duh

>>186243904
what sucks is that relative to other games it does

balance patches every other week, heroes every 3-5, big shit around the corner, big names being released back to back.

I guess TI really stole all of our shitposters.

>>186244309
I would desu

>>186244309
>>186244480
she seems high maintenance to bone with caution

>>186243662
>Also probably has the worst balance

It absolutely does. Dota has no real reason to make new characters OP other than doing so purely just by designing them to do fun and new things and that coming out overtuned at times, LeL has had periods where the ~meta~ ranged carry and shit was guaranteed to only be the newest couple guys and similar for other roles because how else do you make a good community and fair playing field other than routinely gouging your players for more money.

why queue for unranked and only play one hero?
is it better or worse than draft dodging?

>>186243060
only sustain I had since malf was always dead

>>186244907
you picked the wrong talent. You would have got more value from second wind. If you were on Braxis or shrines, you'd have made the right choice, but alas, you bunga AND team bunga.

>>186244637
Because at least people can pick around you and carry you to victory . QM you either go 5 man deathball or pray the other team has a worse hero composition and or better retards and gg ez players.
It's still better than HL where every retard that makes you lose breaks your soul as you descend further into bronze after you carried through placements to 8 wins and still ended in silver 2 and after a 15 winning streak blizzard decided to nerf your whole account by flooding your team with Russians and romanians until you hit bronze 1 . I've only had fun playing again by returning to QM. I'm on a winning streak of 23 with medivh right now since retards can't deal with him.
HL is cancer unless you grind enough QM to place into at least plat 2-1 for next season.
TL is the most based game mode.

>>186245060
we were always on lane, I got plenty of value out of it, by the point I picked it we had already lost anyway

>>186243904
yeah but at the end of the day people remember that it's hots then go back to whatever their main game is until the next big hero or promo/hots 2.0 thing

>>186244637
Because they're hoping for people to build around them, which obviously doesn't happen in Quick Match.

>tfw friend only plays abathur in qm/unranked and constantly flames teammates
>flat-out refuses to play ranked because it's too toxic/tryhard

Got a chance to play this rexxar build earlier https://www.heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator/rexxar#gpp5

Holy shit it's absurd. Clear waves in maximum 2 birds. Have a ton of regen. Slow niggers the fuck down, for forever. Once you get your 13 slow one fucker down while you attack 2x a second for 190+ damage, not counting misha hits. Then you get your 16 and just run fuckers down. Then you get your 20 and they can NEVER FUCKING ESCAPE unless they have a big huge dash.

"But rexxar is about meeeercing" No he's fucking not, if you want to do camps play artanis or greymane or sonya. Rexxar is about being unable to remove from lane while he goes face on you at all times. Aspect of the hawk is literally better than fucking stimpack on a 7 second cooldown.

>>186245987
>"But rexxar is about meeeercing" No he's fucking not

Then why did you take the merc talent, dumbass?

>>186246115
>>186245987
Forgot to switch that one from loading the page up. Level 1 is supposed to be spirit swoop. My bad.

what rank are you guys actually

>>186246348
5

>>186246348
>tfw ended d1 two seasons ago and haven't played ranked since
mostly just log on for dailies and check in here to keep up with devlopments

teaser when

>>186246348
On my way back up to plat 2 where I ended last season, but I got literal psychopaths throwing games.

>Garrosh flaming cause I pick genji, eventually goes afk and throws game
>chromie who goes meme loop against 4 melee rather than controlling them with slowing sands. Also goes retarded shit like extra pinpoint damage and then lands like 2 skillshots "I have most damage" (but only cause afk splitpush gaz has already fed butcher 11 fucking kills and his whole team just dives on lunara at the start of every fight and ignores memeloop chromie).
>Nazeebo who afks for 4 minutes at start of match "I was eating pizza".

>>186246348
oh i dont play i just upvote good posts

>>186246895
Oh, and the best part about the chromie!!! 22% winrate this season.

Love those people who take their 15-30% niche picks into hero league and then are somehow surprised when their team is angry at them and it didnt work.

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>>186227160
>Valla
>shit voice

You take that back, faggot.
Valla is voiced by Laura Bailey and Laura Bailey is literally perfect in all aspects.

>>186227160
>Li Li - nice girl I would drink her tea and say thanks li li


Didn't read the rest of the post but that's a nice post

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I can't remember were they planning on reworking Morales at some point or was that just all speculation?

>>186248470
Blizz said they were like four months ago, but then again they said they were reworking Leoric even longer than that.

Maybe never

KEL'THUZAD CONFIRMED OMG

>>186248618
proofs

assuming a 50% winrate, how many games does it take to get to get a hero to lvl 100?

>>186249116
like 550-700

>>186249169
damn, i love playing azmo but i'm not sure i could handle playing him that many times

how the fuck do people even have the time to play that many games as one hero?

>>186249295
most of the current lvl100s just bot
simple as that

>>186249295
It just happens. You find yourself looking forward to logging in and playing your favorite hero, champion or chracter, not the game they're from.

>tfw no snek hero

>>186249374
There's also this. Can also just AFK co-op Vs. AI on Abathur/Leoric.

should I get azmodunk, or is he just garbage memeshit

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>tfw even though do bad still shred
thank you based angel of edge

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i wasn't memeing, faggot.
i can't beleive this fucking nigger said futa is just gay no matter what, what kind of retard thinks this way?
futa on female is 25% more striaght than regular porn.
also, it has been shown on STRAIGHT men like futa, gay men dont like futa.
besides, if the futa is submissive thats even MORE straight, because then the penis is cute and feminine.
these fucking "le futa is gay" faggots need to be fucking gassed to death in a camp.

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>>186250193
i am you but stronger

>>186230692
>most crazy/inventive hero ideas
Dota if we're talking number of heroes with weird designs, HotS if we're talking about what the craziest shit in the game is. Abathur and Cho'Gall definitely do not exist in other mobas. The infestation character idea isn't new at all, but a global one that has it as a regular ability, is balanced, and can make objectively-better duplicate allies is. Dota's also got shit like Storm Spirit, Invoker, Meepo, Arc Warden, and Tinker. That said, Dota's least inventive hero ideas are easily the most boring or braindead shit in the entire genre. Makes fucking Jimmy look intricate.
>best music and art
Awesomenauts on music, hands-down. You don't beat Awesomenauts' music, especially not in mobas alone. Art's Dawngate if we're talking all mobas ever. Paragon for realism or HotS for off-cartoony if we're talking strictly alive ones.
>best lore and maps
Dawngate, holy fucking shit. Not even gonna go alive versus dead for that, Dawngate wins this harder than Awesomenauts wins best music. HotS wins maps for variety alone, but the handful of shit maps screw things up. Honorable mention to DG/Nauts, but their maps don't really work outside of their own games. Especially Nauts.
>shittiest pay model
League.

>>186250360
I actually want this one.

>>186235935
I look forward to the hero reworks more than the new heroes. Outside of Nova they're anywhere from decent to really fucking good. I like Tyrande's rework. Sue me. Especially Alarak, he went from mediocre CC/sustain mage to "holy fuck this is literally the coolest thing I've ever played in a moba" for me real quick.

>CHROMIE
>KEEPER OF TIME
XDDD
only 2 time related abilities. a meme clock and temporal loop which might as well be called "Teleport Foe Back!"

this is fucking shit
everything else is just meme sand

i looked at dota2 and lol time based chars, so it seems FACELESS VOID and ZILEAN are them

>faceless void
looks extremely badass, not something u expect a time manipulator to look like but it works, his kit seems rlly interesting

>chromie
literally bait for size fetishists, amputee fags all kinds of bodypositive retards and transgender ppl.
AWWW LOOK HOW SMALL AND CUTE SHE IS.. BUT HER ABILITIES ARE DEADLY AF. WHAT A BADASS

>zilean
looks like what a time manipulator should look like. WHERE TEH FUCK IS NOZDORMU? WHY DO THEY ADD PIECE OF SHIT CHROMIE?
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK........
well zileans kit is weird

have u played battlerite?they have rlly nice time manipulator champ. he does throw meme sand but has some nice time abilities and unique desig. blizzard fuking sucks and all the developers working on this game deserve to be executed by impalement

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>>186250360
i am cum

>>186250618
Weaver in Dota is also a time manipulator, but less Dio Brando and more King Crimson.
That said I think Chronos from Smite is a cooler version of Weaver. Shame he's in a game where 90% of the characters play the same with minor tweaks.

>>186250647
best one by far, lets hope it becomes a reality for heroes of the dorm next year

>>186250618
>forgetting ekko
he would fucking break this game, even in the shitty state he's in right now

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T H I C C
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>>186250618
>Void
>Really interesting

Pretty epic meme, my barely intelligible third worlder friend.

>>186250998
fuckin g gay ass tranny boy design like lucio

>>186250618
>>186250828

Also to add to what I said, this game already has a Weaver/Chronos/Ekko character, it's Tracer.
Oldur's a cool moba character design but holy fuck is Battlerite awful. It's a glorified game of chicken where whoever has the most jumps/dashes, iframes, heals, and shields wins. Whoever blows their cooldowns first loses, not to mention the hole "poking feeds healers meter under 40 damage" shit when ultimates are borderline auto-win, even on healers.

>>186250193
>muscle loli

Intradasting

>>186250360
That one is great

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>>186250618
Sorry she can't be what you wanted, anon.
>>186251034
He's merely pretending to be entombed by time.

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>>186250360
I'd love this, actually.

>>186250618
Actually really expected her to work more like Ekko. Like, an ability to "rewind" a particular Hero or even area on the map because of the Hots engine. Guess not.

Ekko is actually so fun, though.

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>>186250647
I want this one only because skins like this tell you the person on them is 100% going to be awful at them, so I know to pick self-sustain and not count on them to heal. Pic related.

>>186232320
With quickcast, sure.
It'll also cast as soon as it comes off cooldown.

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>Play game with some friends
>Get stuck with a full premade team
>Friend goes twin blade
>Lose

>>186246348
gold 3
but actually i'm a qmshitter and only play ranked for the 10 placement games to get a portrait or whatever
im still not going to seriously touch that mode until blizz FUCKING ADDS VOICE CHAT

>>186252307
>voice chat
pls no

>>186252307
I'm actually so glad voice chat isn't a thing.

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>>186252307
Go ahead and try to implement voice chat in League. Come back to me with a 500 word report.
Don't ask why it functionally and socially works in maybe 3% of your pub games in DotA either.
>>186252125
When has anyone told you that competitive games with friends is fun. The only time that ever happens is when you're all so high level which is laughable in hots, a casual game that you can shitpost on each other over mechanical mistakes.

when would you take taste for blood over sieging wrath? cursed hollow maybe? I personally think having increased range is much better for azmo rather than having to spend most of the game trying to get stacks.

>>186252914
How do you get the iron rings in the edges of the block?

>>186252984
you dont

maybe on tomb/blackhearts if you have a kael/jojo duo to help you clear waves as you rotate between two lanes

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>>186253009
Vanessa Vancleef daddy was pretty good at masonry so she showed her a few tricks on black magic stoneworks. She's not very good at murloc aquaphilia.

>>186252409
>>186252830
>>186252914
>Disable Auto Join Team Voice Chat [ ]
>Disable Auto Join Team Voice Chat [x]
Problem solved

If u think there shouldnt be an option for willing players to have an instant means for voice chat in game, then you should honestly be murdered like this chink https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Junko_Furuta

You are scum and you deserve it. U dont deserve to live and breathe. There is absolutely no way to justify your existence. You are past redemption and deserve the absolute worst.

>>186253195
>only 1-2 people get in voice
>spend the whole game bitching about how others won't get it
makes you wonder how neither hots nor league has done it hmm
perhaps they just can't afford the technology haha

also I really don't care
would've opted out regardless

>team bitches about abathur in QM when enemy has Tassadar
>"lol wtf this mm"
>"gg blizz nice game"
>tell them abathur won't be why we lose if we do
>"lol w/e noob"
>he carries us
>he get's MVP
why are qm shits so dumb

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>>186253175
God damn pronouns are hard.
>>186253195
I still don't see a good argument for implementing such a simple feature.
Funny how this point it would probably be easier to slap that shit into the remastered Brood War versus the disaster that is the Starcraft 2 engine.

Convince me to ever not take CDR on Leoric's drain.

That talent basically lets me walk around big ribs swinging, giving zero fucks and draining niggas left and right.

>>186253303
Just cause in ur shitter rank ppl wont get into voice chat doesnt mean in GM it wont happen. Go ask any person who isnt a no name and plays above master . This isnt league and voice is needed. If u dont realize this then u srsly must die getting tortured

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>>186253195
Imagine being this delusional.

>they haven't implemented voice chat
>no word as to when they will
Gee, I wonder if they'll ever get around to it.
Hopefully not, though. I enjoy seeing people blow up about their silver-plat teammates being bad and how voice would totally fix their inability to climb.

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defend this

>>186253495
lvl 16 leoric has only 2 talents. W and imposing presence

>>186253768
>Average KDA Ratio 4.2

Yeah I really can't defend that

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>>186253495
There's no convincing. A strong skeleton needs his e s s e n c e.

>>186253638
>design game as a 5v5
>only mode people play is qm and solo queue
>5v5 is either bronze-silver vs gms or just dead
wow sad
maybe it'll pick up one of these days though

not that anybody has a reason to play it when league/dota exist

>>186253853
Is that good?

>>186253639
I personally dont need voice chat and maybe wouldnt actively participate in it. But at least i am not a reddit faggot like you who fails to recognize the high usefulness of such simple one click feature

Takes a special kind of a subhuman retard to argue against the implementation of voice chat

>>186254019
Take a guess.

>>186254035
I could only care slightly less whether they implemented it or not. Just think it's funny how heated people get on the topic.

>reddit
Now you're just trying to fit in. If anything the people on reddit are the onlys complaining about how much more they know than their silver teammates and how they need voice, or whatever.

>>186253768
>people taking the meme literally

>>186254070
gonna say yes to incite response

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>>186254019
You uh did your best anon! And no one can tell you otherwise.

>>186252984
tfb is only good in an organized team that will work together and cooperate to get Azmo stacks from two lanes at once for the entire earlygame

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>tfw only good at shit meme maps

>>186252984
>>186254442
Seeing someone take TfB triggers me harder than literally any other quest in the game, even pre-buff Fetid Touch or whatever the fuck Tassadar's level 1 globe quest is called. I have literally never seen anyone complete it.

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Honestly after that shitty ass game I deserve it

>Dicking around in QM
>Black King's meme on Leoric, because team of 3 tanks
>Realize it no longer does % hp damage on swings
>they made one of the worst ults even worse

>>186255960
Did you really play so badly that you think you deserve a shitty skin that isn't Lurkablo and didn't even give you shards? Don't be so harsh on yourself, anon.

>>186256038
I already got Lurkablo and the game I played was annoying because my team was trying to throw hard despite it being an easy win. So the game lasted way longer until we grouped pushed to the core..

took like a 2w break and returning and reading patch notes, can anyone weigh in on the new butcher? better or worse? I'm guessing he no longer needs to autistically farm meat for 10 minutes since his quest takes longer now and heroes give 25 stacks?

>>186256397
You can literally complete the quest 3 minutes in if the enemy team's retarded.

>>186254386
Gnomes are the best qt waifus

>>186256397
i've seen people complete it at 2 mins. I've also seen people fail to finish it by 25 mins. it is what you make of it i guess.

>>186256451
Or if they have a LV or Murky.

Which is bullshit.

>>186256397
Butcher is Godlike, have fun.

>>186255960
Grats on that lucio emoji pack bro

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>>186257137
They're only ever at their best when paired with goblins though.

>>186253195
Dota and Overwatch proved that voice chat in mobas is a fucking awful idea unless you're a video creator. In which case it's fucking hilarious.
https://youtu.be/9FoKG4K5jKw?t=55
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qbp2F-wN5M

>>186259249
It doesn't matter, it's retarded to exclude a thing as useful as voice when you can just put a simple opt-in or opt-out.

>>186259558
If you add an opt-out, a lot less people are going to use it because it's a moba and people use it to sperg out at each other 75% of the time, so now you've wasted a bunch of time and money paying programmers to implement some voice API into HotS and the extra bandwidth that comes with people screaming SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING NOOB IDIOT into chat, and now you've made half of QM quit the game as well for the same reason.
It's not worth the time or effort, and nothing like that is trivial to implement.
Actually trivial stuff is changing a damage number on an ability or something, not implementing a voice chat system in a game that doesn't have one at all.

>>186256009
It never did. It's %HP healing.

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>>186256038
That color variant is awesome, fuck you.

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Love how this fag just couldn't resist and keeps playing despite making a huge fucking deal over quitting.

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>>186259915
He's angry at everything and wants pity, but has nothing to turn to but the game. Give him a hug anon.
jk I'd tell him to fuck off too

>In the post-event press conference, team captain Dob ‘Quackniix’ Engström expressed that Latin American team RED Canids actually gave them their hardest match of the tournament

americucks btfo

>>186259760
It's blizzard nig, implementing some codec shit and voice chat should be virtually effortless for them.

>Activision games tab on the BLIZZARD game hub.

Jesus Christ Blizzard really did sell their soul huh?

How's Destiny 2 look? Surprised it's on PC.

>>186260826
They've been owned by Activision for like a decade now, it's amazing that they haven't injected their shit into Blizzard launchers sooner.

>>186260826
How fucking slow are you lmao

Redpill on the li ming aa build. I played against a tracer today and thought I'd try it and it didn't seem bad.

>>186262123
Go to your doctor and get your hormones, there you're on the actual literal red pill suck my cock and ask in real phrasing.

>>186262502
Redpill me on your metaphors anon

>>186262727
You're not going to get a good answer until you stop being autistic

Rate my taste

My favorite heroes are
>li ming
>genji
>lucio
>d.va
>malthael
>varian

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>>186263062
Can you be anymore cancer?

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>>186263062
I'm afraid it's terminal.

>>186262123
>aa build
it's literally one talent
the only other options at its tier are illusionist and glass cannon, so if you aren't going teleport build and the enemy has enough dive or poke to discourage glass cannon you're gonna pick it anyways

>>186264539
But she has more than one talent that impacts aa, and there's always synergies

>Vikings player goes bribe
>Doesn't even try to soak all lanes

>It's a team keeps moving away to fight outside of Probius' set up episode

>>186264616
there is zero synergy between charged blast and canoneer
unless you're talking about taking fireflies just to get canoneer stacks faster or something but that's a pretty stupid plan

>>186264754
Especially considering firefly is her strongest talent that tier to begin with.

Anub'arak is fucking retarded

In Unranked I'm already getting matched against Diamond and still winning by playing Genji only
Am I ready for placements in HL? I started playing like a week ago, my friend recommended this game for me after being burned out of Dota 2.

>>186267746
If you think you understand how to play maps and draft enough then go ahead, worst case you get stuck in bronze hell.

>>186267746
Ye, go for it. New accounts start in Diamond. Also; Genji probably gets banned a lot.

>>186267832
Well, I just ban Sylv and Arthas every time when I draft. That's enough, right?

>>186268341
How do these 2 bans make any sense in the vacuum?

>>186268341
those are some pretty odd general bans

>>186268403
he really hates having his buildings stunned i guess

>>186268403
Sylv won't rat that fast and Arthas got roots and good self sustain. That's what I know, at least. Sometimes I ban Anub, when I need to go Shingan, but people rarely pick him even if he's not banned.

One week till gamescom reveal.

I've heard the streamer tourney will be on the new map(s) WITH both new heroes?

>>186268807
Sylv enables the push of allies/objectives. If left alone she has the potential to take structures but isn't particularly quick about it.

I think Arthas is a reasonable ban, though, especially if you play right-click melee, or just melee in general.

help my thrall keeps sundering murky

>>186270804
>picking sundering
There is your problem

>>186271793
sundering is a good ult though
or at least it's good when you use it on someone other than murky
anyways we already lost that game for not-too-mysterious reasons

>>186271875
Yeah, sundering has its uses but I like earthquake almost always more outside of maybe warhead junction.

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literally just bought this yesterday

>>186272620
Just buy some more chests, this time you'll get guaranteed what you want for sure!

>>186273807
Even as someone who drops money on HS i can't imagine paying money for loot chests

>>186273876
>being a poorfag
why don't you leech off some other f2p game?

>>186239694
>Your teammates still manage to lose their forts before you.
I will never understand those games where I manage to hold off 3 people simultaneously, yet I hear all our forts go down in the other lanes. What is destroying them?

>>186243689
Because Stukov was a character people actually wanted.
This game would probably be way more popular by now if they'd actually release what the fans requested(Kel'thuzad, Maieve) instead of these dumb meme heroes like probius and orc hitler.

>>186278587
Minions. Somehow.

I was thinking about getting Varian but after playing him a bit in this free week it feels like he's kind of lack luster and only really good to lock down heroes like tracer. Am I just playing him badly?

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>>186278787
>dumb meme heroes like probius
Do not bully Probius

>>186244309
>>186244480
>>186244560

Thats a terrible pic but shes actually hot according to her instagram

Kel'Thuzad next hero

You heard it here first

Minions, Servants, Soldiers of the cold dark
Obey the call
Of Kel'Thuzad

>>186279605
Tank Varian is at it's best when you have enemy heroes that have high attack speed. Colossal smash is a solid melee pick though.

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>>186278787
>orc hitler

>>186278787
I wanted Elder Windrunner herself and her cuckold paladin husband. But nope! We cannot have the Old Girl Windrunner and Mister Paladin, tease with a dark portal and out jumps Orc Hitler with his "MAH TRUE HORDE! NO-NON-ORCS ALLOWED!" And of course, he is cancerous too with his god damnit swinging people around.

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and if i alt-f4? since i wont be able to play the next 24 hours?

>>186282891
I would assume alt f4 is the same as accepting it.

Used to be a plat 1 scrub, recently just hit master in 3 weeks playing purely reworked Xul and Butcher.

Got about 74% wr on Xul and 85% on Butcher (only played 20 games on Butch)

Xul is extremely broken if you play him correctly(teamfight) and Butcher is fucking broken atm if you know how to play him correctly.

His rework changed his earlygame completely and its for the better desu

>>186284162
Can t hey fucking rework old healers now? Malfurion is such a shit stain compared to newer AOE heals that heals as much as him but in an AOE or for the whole team while he has to heal over time most of his.

>>186284307
Hes not much a pure heal now desu, they gut his healing talents so ur forced to pick the dps ones.

Hes still decent since his ult is broken but ye he could get some changes

>>186277869
>actually trying to guilt trip people over freely playing a free to play game
Next you'll be telling me that he's a terrible person for only buying the $1 scratch-off ticket instead of the $20 one. Free to play is not some sort of big generous gift and you're delusional if you think it is.
Like fuck, the game itself is self-aware about this in case it wasn't already obvious: https://youtu.be/bED70FNa0Jg?t=74

>>186284528
I have much more fun playing Auriel sadly than most other healers. Malfurion used to be the wreckin ball healer for me. Rooting, Silencing, or ulti healing when it still was useful and so on. Lucio and Stukov got worn out as healers fast. Gimicky mechanics that ended boring quickly. But with Auriel I tend to return and have fun, might be that you so easily notice that you do something with her in teamfights.

>>186282891
try it and report back with results

How do I beat Samuro in lane? Everytime I engage on him just clones himself and when I'm lucky enough to get the right one he just goes invisible right before he dies and if don't get the right one I just die his autos. Is there a trick to see which one is the clone?

>>186278787
Garrosh is a fan favorite and has a fun kit on top of being a tank which is easily best class in hots.
Lorefaggs just bitched enough about his kit to somehow lower the hype around him. It's not something particular to the garrosh release, they bitched about xul muh skeletons, about probius, about stukov not being a specialist, about cassia for not being the type of Amazon these niggers played a gorillion years ago and so on. Lorefaggs can't ever be pleased. I'm just glad I can roleplay as the horde leader or alliance leader now and then, after that I go back to playing kael thas and have a good day. Lorefaggs want their autismo le ebin kit that they passed hours writing down to somehow teleport to blizzard office and be adapted in the game.
Though desu the only iconic character who got his kit exactly what it should be and fully representative of his lore is Medivh.

>>186286026
People were also angry as fuck over Medivh being a support instead of an epic for the win badass mage that blows everyone up with arcane magic though. At the end of the day all the bitching just comes down to assassinfags being assassinfags.

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>>186255960
Shogun Artanis is baller, though.

>>186285870
If you're in a lane fake an escape and the true Samuro will follow you , the clones will turn to minions.
Or you can play Kael Thas and don't even bother finding out, just stack Q quest who kill waves at the same time, W now and then the two left and right minions so he gets the explosion so he has to hearth back, push with minions before he gets back, then repeat until objective spawns.

>>186256397
You'd be correct, he plays like an actual assassin/ganker now instead of an autistic farmer. Completing your quest entirely relies on your ability to secure kills (or it relies on how retarded the enemy is).

I wouldn't call it a straight-up buff, but it makes him more fun to play imo.

>>186286130
Which is dumb since medivh can easily outdamage every assassin by spamming Q every second with no mana costs, and escape and an Uther ult on low CD for his frontliners to live enough so he can spam his Q and assrape the enemy team even more. He has greatest chase (better than genji) to finish, he has anubarak's ulti to secure kills by isolating a fleeing enemy or offering your team an escape from a losing fight, or he gets the polymorph like BW but for all team to deny butcher or the likes doing their shit, he has best scouting and can portal out, Z to safety if things get bad. Not even talking about his level 20 talents which are easily the best in game, you can either slightly improve your ult, or chose to have another ult instead to stealth your mates to escape/ganks, a full mana refund and capacity boost for all team or the best waveclear in game.
Really medivh is best assassin, he has an assassin kit plus he can do plenty of useful stuff most one trick ponies can't like waveclear, save an ally, scout, finish, etc. I don't get why he's not picked more often. Even in QM if you play him well you can carry the whole fucking match by yourself even if they ignore your portals. He's an assassin that has utility and versatility. I guess assassinfaggs are Kerrigan tier and can't get to play something more elaborate than a single combo every 10 sec and nothing else in between.

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I'm getting many heroes on the brink of leveling up so when the next event drops I can get quick lootboxes

>>186286904
I just want Templar Li Ming to drop by Blizzard keep fueling the fucking chests with millions of portrait, voice lines, sprays and emojis. .

how to build garrosh

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>>186287691
Every tier is situational

General build for braindead scrubs though

another day another dawn
another zagara nice to meet ya
get the loot boxes im gone

>>186287691
dont even bother with this fucktard >>186289039
he has no fucking clue

lvl 1
E > bodycheck = Q
lvl 4
activatable. u can take W cooldown decrease by autos if u take W on lvl 13. dont take W unless u are laning solo.
lvl 7
always throw ally
lvl 10
decimate
lvl 13
ALWAYS the activatable for survivability. if u pick cooldown on lvl 4 then u can take W here.
lvl 16
always pick stun from throw
lvl 20
alwayss decimat

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>>186289627
>all the same talents except for two
>"every tier is situational"
>no its not never pick talents for the match

lads I got 500 gems left and robot muradin is on sale.

lord give me strength

>>186290385
Gondola doesn't talk!

>8/16/2017
>people still says that butcher rework is nerf

>>186290486
What tint you thinking? I pulled red.

I don't like how they keep making robot animals for Starcraft mounts. I get they're easier to rig and they can reuse the skeletons, but it doesn't make sense why a setting so far in the future would make a utility vehicle shaped like a ram or wolf.

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>>186290616
Well originally the whole game was supposed to look like starcraft magni I think.
Like it was all supposed to be mushed together artstyle wise, so I guess Warcraft mounts in SC2 style would be a part of it.

Also this one is the only one on sale. Pretty lame that they dont put all colors up. Fucking, for that much cash they should give out all.

Still dunno if I should grab that one or maybe save the cashmoney for the next hero.

How do I counter varian? His parry bullshit just seems completely broken.

>>186290939
count his charges and only blow your load when you know its on cooldown.

Is there any kind of logic to when blizzard reduces hero prices permanently?

Also its shocking to see beta heroes still cost 10k.

is anybody here at the point where you mostly get duplicates from chests or is the amount of filler too much even for the most dedicated players

>>186291360
I get probably 1 new item per chest. Which is good because I prefer to build up shards yo get the odd skin or mount I actually want and don't have.

>>186291525
thats what Im looking forward to, big amount of shards beat shitass voice lines and graffitti crap.

>nova on team
>some reason thinks shes in charge
>shitty shotcalling
>feeding
every time lol

>>186291086
Before they had a time schedule that all heroes would be reduced.

They last reduced Lunara because she was shit for like two months on release, and then Azmodan following a rework, but then they haven't decreased a hero past 10k ever since.

>>186295008
surely they will reduce some at some point again.
at this point I'm buying up all the 2-4-7k heroes first.

>>186295162
Doubt it.

2.0 gives them no incentive to do so unless they just say "fuck it" at some point and reduce everyone at once when the game dies.

>>186293729
Had a Nova which wrecked me on Chromie the other week. My fucking team just bum rushed their team and left me in the back line. The same shit over and over.

Also had a Nova being a bit of a teamleader in ranked, she did good. Although I pushed their shit keeps out as Sylvanas but she had a brain the Nova at the least.

Selendis when

somebody give me a tldr on the Starcraft1 and 2 stories, only blizzard franchise I never bothered with.

>>186296441
id settle for anything, gayrosh is pretty underwhelming. i don't even feel like we've had a new hero

>>186296441
After Shandris

>>186296441
never

>>186296537
autism exists even in space desu

>>186296537
communism in space

>>186296537
raynor and kerrigan helped mengsk get rid of the confederacy so mengsk could become emperor but mengsk betrayed kerrigan and she became infested by the zerg

raynor said "fuck this" and went on his own way

long story short, kerrigan and raynor fall in love and kill mengsk and kerrigan can fly and tychus dies

the protoss never happened

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>>186298812
>>186299058
>>186299127

>>186296537
Space rednecks try to get locusts to leave their crops alone and the gubmint to stop stealing muh freedums while ayy lmaos make crop circles.

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>play garrosh
>someone dies alone on other side of the map
>get blamed
Why

>>186300635
You should've been there

Rip gaem

>>186296537
zerg invade protoss homeworld, mengsk betrays jimmy's gf kerrigan and she becomes queen of the zerg

later new zerg kerri and raynor kill mengsk even though he did nothing wrong

then the protoss want to take back their homeworld but some asshole fucks everything up and all the protoss become zombies

kerrigan and artanis were supposed to fuse together to become a god or some shit, but amon (evil god or some shit) killed all the gods and raynor is involved somehow? the humans are pretty much irrelevant in the starcraft universe

>>186302710
Just like real life

How painful will it be to level Rexxar to 5 in QM?

>>186303349
He's okay, it depends on if you tolerate his playstyle or not.

>>186296537
>sc1
tassadar: hey these bug shits are gonna fuck everything up
everyone else: lol fuck off tass

>sc2
zeratul: muh prophecy
everyone else: lol fuck off zeratul

Name a hero who has no quest talents and a really shitty talent tier that could definitely be reworked.
>Lunara
>4th level talents

>>186282891
if you alt-f4 you don't get the chest contents and it gets rerolled (at no gold cost)
at least iirc

>>186285870
>in lane
if he's not level 10 with illusion master (nobody picks this) it's extremely obvious which one is real since only one sam is player-controlled and the other two are just following shitty AI

>>186304512
why post info that is plain wrong
why anon why

>>186300635
Because you were with him all the time and leave it alone. I Saw it

>>186263062
Uninstall immediately.

>>186290385
he kind of is though
>level 1
Q quest adds some more sustained teamfight damage and lets you fish for picks more often
E range lets you throw people even further out of position, useful if enemy has short-ranged saves or just in general to make throw more deadly if you don't need damage
body check adds a little bit of burst and an ok slow that changes to a very good slow when you're under 50% hp, but your throw slows enemies as well and it doesn't stack
if your team has fuckall cc you can pick it for the slow, and you can also take it to combo with the -healing at 7
>level 4
in for the kill is pretty shit. its range and damage are both much lower than kerrigan Q to the point where it doesn't even feel impactful on Shrines, which should be the map it's most useful for
thirst for battle is generically always-good
unstoppable is unstoppable, so it depends on enemy team comp
>level 7
groundbreaker fucks over melee autoattack heroes, combo it with the Q cooldown at 1
-healing is -healing, but you can only pick it if you have body check
oppressor's autoattack requirement makes it mostly useless but it's good against some heroes like sonya/alarak/chogall
into the fray is always a decent choice. throw allies to safety, throw forwards while chasing enemies, or initiate fights by throwing in someone with CC. it's also a cleanse and gives armor.
>10
the taunt's small aoe makes it pretty bad atm but it's ok if you need to lock down mobile heroes like genji or if you have wombo combo with other aoe disables
decimate does a bit of aoe damage and an ok slow in a big aoe on a short cooldown, it's basically just another basic ability to spam in teamfights but it's pretty strong.
>13
double up counters burst/focus fire
bloodcraze has synergy with the W cooldown at 4 if you don't need/want double up
the shield benefits from garrosh's armor so is deceptively strong, plus it has synergy with Q cooldown at 1 of course. good vs multi-melee

(cont.)

>>186306205
>16
rough landing: not really sure why anyone picks this
earthshaker: more cc is more good, never a wrong choice
mortal combo: lets you get a pick at the beginning of a fight and then have throw again for killing or peeling 6s later. good if there's multiple enemy targets that you can easily pull/throw, e.g. the same kind of multi-melee comps that make you want to take Q cooldown and shields earlier in the tree
>20
i dont really know why you would pick anything other than the (very strong) ult upgrades
titanic might makes throw better for peeling but worse for getting picks, inner rage is a bodycheck talent while bodycheck is pretty unpopular

what are the best heroes if I like stutterstepping and pretending I'm good? would Cassia be the perfect fit? is she _fun_

>>186306357
Valla, Cassia, Lunara

Valla is most tryhard
Cassia for most fun
Lunara if you want to fuck a deer

>>186306357
every ranged hero except tass, tychus, or overwatch memes
there are no heroes who you should NOT stutterstep on, all that varies is how much shit other than stutterstepping you do

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This is good art

Who do you want in the game from this image

>>186306776
Yrel because we need some GOAT waifu in this shit

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>>186231050

players who insist the game should be played as a 5v5 brawl for 20 minutes don't like maps that force movement, skirmishes, and alternate strategies.

these are the same people who think there should only be 14 heroes involved in each and every draft.

WHWERE ARE THE HOT PICTURES OF TYRANDE?

>>186306527
How the fuck is Valla tryhard?

>>186306527
>Valla is tryhard
>tryhard
what the

>>186306776
>magatha
>muraad
>deathwing
>moria
>lorthemar
>vol'jin
>cairne
But anon, these heroes are already in development

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rate

>>186307186
valla and greymane are the best ranged assassins in the game. picking valla for your ranged assassin is tryhard in the same way as picking uther support or stitches/anub tank.

>>186307404
hands off my wife

>>186278587

if it didn't happen so often, i'd be upset. instead i just accept it as a natural consequence of the forced 50.

>holding off 3 players with ease
>team still manages to lose objective 4v2
i want off this ride

>>186278787

>orc hitler

GARROSH DID NOTHING WRONG

>>186306776
I can't even tell who some of these are supposed to be.

>Row 1: Pre-Lo'gosh Varian?, Aegwynn, Khadgar, Thrall, Yrel, Malfurion, Jaina, Lor'themar, Aggra?, Anduin, Cairne, Muradin, Zul'jin, Magni, Nathanos

>Row 2: Onyxia?, Medivh, Gul'dan, Garrosh, Maraad, Illidan, Arthas, Kael'thas?, Blackhand, Deathwing, Magatha, Kurdran?, Rokhan, Thaurissan, Putress

>Row 3: Varian, Sargeras?, Garona, Vol'jin, Velen, Tyrande, Tirion?, Sylvanas, Durotan, Wrathion, Baine, Falstad, Zen'tabra, Moira, Varimathras

>>186307404
>posting lewd pics in a sfw board
RUDE

So when will Zagara get the Nova treatment?

>>186307648
i thought you plebs stopped playing after the summer event was over. what are you still doing here?

>>186307913
She already did ages ago.

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Secret specialist Morales, reporting in

>>186307913
zagara used to be the best teamfighter in the game while also having good push
then they nerfed the shit out of her and reworked her into her current only-useful-for-splitpushing status

>>186307920
Not namefagging on a Laotian water polo imageboard for one.

>>186308006
>60+ kills in 17 minutes

There are many things wrong with this screenshot but this was the one that really made me re-evaluate my life

>>186306776
I'd shank a bitch for Lor'themar Theron to get in.

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>>186308006
>healer keeps taking the dragon knight like a fucking retard while his team dies
>brags about it

>hmm haven't played HoTS in a while, surely by now they buffed my boy Leori-
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>186306776
Blackhand (but plz not the fucktard reinhardt VA), dreadlord, rokhan and thaurissan. Everything wlse is gay SJW shit

>>186308571
>all husbandos
Gay af boi

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>>186308506

I was legitimately the only one who would be there to get it, every single time. When I tried to meet up and guard shrines, my team would instantly leave me to guard them solo, and no one else ever went for the DK. Ever.

Even after pings and typed requests on my part.

It was depressing.

Can anyone explain to me why would anyone pick Cho'Gall, the only reason I can think of is that people intentionally want to lose matches.
Not only this, it amazes me that it takes TWO PEOPLE to arrive at the retarded meme conclusion that Cho'Gall is worth playing.
I would rather have Novas and Memeslugs in my team than this fat fuck shitter magnet hero.

>>186309530
Hes essentially 2.5 heroes in one body some he can counter certain things and wins lanes automatically.

>>186307410
Valla is simple minded shit, I think there is more tryhard shit out there. Like people who do double support-Tassadar-Carry shit and just throw matches.

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>>186309530
>Playing Garrosh
>the other team have Chogall
>mfw

Insta win at lvl 7.

>>186309530
>God tier poke, throwing out 1000 damage runebombs every 3 seconds with an aoe silence on top
>lategame powerhouse with 5% hp scaling, plus basically permanently unstoppable post 16
>fun

but he's extremely easily countered, not only by % dmg but also by single target removal (e.g. cocoon) or just by splitpushers or map mechanics that force the team to spread.

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More specialists when?

>>186308515
why would they? he only ever loses the lane to zag, and he is almost pickable in any comp. hes pretty fucking great to be honest

>>186307920
>Onyxia
I believe so, as Katrana Prestor.
>Sargeras
Fandral

>>186310997
Fandral has big retarded night elf eyebrows and no horns. It's Sargeras.

>>186311253
That guy's anime style is confusing.

>>186307404

why was your stukov so bad?

>>186311825
>guy

>it's a "stukov goes universal carrier and has less healing than the enemy brightwing" epsiode

>>186313550
>It's a "Stukov takes a bunch of E talents and just channels it all game" episode

>>186313550

>it's an "enemy abathur goes carapace build and somehow heals more than teammate morales" episode

>>186308479
What role would he be? I don't know what he's done beside stand around in Silvermoon

>>186314241
He has a sword and a bow and that's literally it.

>>186313550
>>186313745
>>186313891

>it's a "tyrael builds towards his trait" episode

>>186313891
Morales having high heal numbers isn't always a good thing, anon.

>>186314578

I mean... Generally you want Morales to be outhealing ABATHUR, yes?

>be stukov
>only spec into purple jizz
>only use D on purple jizz
>less healing that whorande

These levels of disgust shouldn't even be possible

seriously is stukov free rotation this week?
i've gotten 3 shit stukovs in a row

>>186316114
Yeah, he is. I've had several never even use their heal.

>no patch today
Small indie company, how sad

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Sniff.. finally... after all this back breaking shitter carrying and being the best there is, i got some fucking appreciation ;_;

Now i am complete an can finally uninstall this piece of shit game

>>186248104
>I would drink her tea
if u no wat i mean ;;;;;;-)

>>186316791
>Block

What the fuck