ONLY 48 HOURS UNTIL TI7
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
http://www.dotabuff.com/
http://www.opendota.com/
http://www.datdota.com/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
>>184327897
1st for best slut
http://www.dota2.com/international/replays/0/0/?l=english
ITS UP
Sheever needs to go topless for the sake of breast cancer awareness.
(you) paid millions for day 9 to host TI
>tfw TB still doesn't have a cosmetic based on manta/skadi/butterfly
Keep posting your predictions for the next immortals.
Told you they were showing the shitty echoslam game
>>184356897
>DC get VG and OG day 1
WTF Valve? Help a brother out ffs
>>184356897
>paying for a free game
?
>>184356984
i'm glad there are other dotards on d2g who are as austistically interested in flashy hats as me
I want a Tiny hat
>>184356823
>she's going to be wearing a wig
I hope people don't bully
Since apparently we're in a nostalgic mood, I made a meme video of some shit from the past year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb6iEWsoKQ4
>>184356984
TB meta immortal as ultra rare
>>184357117
how does a neck expand like that anyway? is he a frog?
>even number TI shows 1 game while odd number TI shows 2 games
>all china losses
>we need a tank guys
>>184357201
carafes don't have ultra rare immotals. just 5 normal, 5 normal and a golden version of one of the sets of 5
>>184357295
>LC go jungle
>>184357295
league did not invent the idea that some heroes are tanks
>>184357180
you typed reddit.com wrong
>>184357334
well, the buckle up champ and prepare to spin another slot machine
why won't we see a single pudge at ti?
>>184357295
>"Pick tanker pls"
>>184356984
I want an immortal forTinker
too bad we'll probably get another fucking CM hat to please the "I'm support ^_^" people
>>184357391
There is only 1 hero in the game that could be considered a tank and that's Axe because of his taunt. The rest are just durable heroes.
>>184357454
whats the point of reposting this question on every thread?
>Both NA teams in group B of death
Yeah fuck you too Valve
>Group A
EG
TNC
Liquid
iG.Vitality
Fnatic
LGD
Secret
Empire
Infamous
>Group B
OG
C9
Newbee
iG
VP
DC
LFY
Execration
Hellraisers
>mfw Group B...
>>184357334
This is my first TI (i started playing back in 2015 but got confused and started again about 9 months ago)
How much are the carafes and luckvases?
>>184357295
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/5/56/Undying_scepter_02.mp3
???
>>184357539
EG is in A and DC is in B, wtf are you talking about?
>>184357660
like 3€ or more?
it's some pretty jewy shit
>>184357719
>EG
>NA
?
>>184357469
Tinker already has 2 immortals
>>184357738
And are they worth the shekel or should i wait for the market?
<Message Deleted>
>>184357620
Group B is so fucking stacked, what the fuck?
These chinks better pull through.
>>184357660
>>184357738
i think it was €3.69/$4 last year and 1 extra for the autograph versions
>>184357620
>MFW DC might get 17-18th because of shitty group balancing
>>184357830
oh wow
two fucking immortals over 3 years
meanwhile cm and rubick are soon to get their annual hat potluck
just give me a fucking custom laser arm okay
>>184357898
It depends. I think they're like the battle pass immortals, meaning you'll have to wait until TI8 is over for them to be on the market
That wasn't a typo. TI8, not TI7
>>184357954
they can't be worse than c9
>>184357620
>IG.V,Fnatic,Empire,Infamous all garbage tier
MFW Monkey Pinoys wil get free upper bracket slot while /ourguys/ fight for their lives.
>>184357620
>All this fucking good Dota
BOYS I AM HYPED.
>>184357954
MASON WILL NEVER LOSE
is there a casting duo more iconic?
>>184358072
yea CM having immortal for nearly every slot is some bullshit
>>184357620
>EG gets the easy group again
>>184358072
Hmmm, that's underwhelming.
Conaidering there are 5 immortals per treasure, i would need like 30 bucks to buy them all, about the same for the lvl75 bp.
>>184357620
>At Valve HQ
>Seamonkeys and shitskins suck at dota
>what do we do?
>put them all on one team and put the good teams on one side so that they'll win a couple of games
>>184358259
Best casting duo is either them or Bltiz and Cap.
>>184357620
>direct invite pslit is 2 to 4 instead of 3 to 3
>>184357954
You need to have more faith in our guy
>>184358072
Fuck you and your tinker shit.
JAKIRO IMMORTAL FUCKING WHEN?
>NA only region with both Qualifying teams in same group
Really roasts my Almonds
>>184358560
what did bulba meant by this expression
>>184358726
thingken of assassinate
Is Tobi /ourguy/?
>>184358414
Blitz + Cap is god tier
Slacks + Sunsfan is guilty pleasure tier
>>184358872
no tobi is reddit incarnate
now slacks
slack is /OURGUY/
Why are they even showing this game? It wasn't particularly good outside of 'IT'S A DISASTAAAAAH'. CDEC choked so fucking hard it wasn't even close.
>>184358872
aye
>>184358872
>this happened like 5 years ago
Time fucking flies
>>184357525
That's because you're using a definition for tank that solely applies to a different game like the little autist you are
>>184359026
gotta appease to ledditors
http://www.dota2.com/international/replays/0/0/?l=english
Groups schedule is out
>>184359271
>eg in the easier group AGAIN
HOW DO THEY KEEP DOING IT?
>>184357391
this pic is pretty old, since mid is actually now clinkz strongest lane
>>184357391
I love how this comic acts as if the 4 people who all picked carries aren't just as shit as the guy who picked Clinkz.
>>184359420
>FREE win for popular picks like TA/Qop/Lina and even meme picks like PA
nah
>>184359420
I mean the vertical inventory and red slippers of agility are is probably more of a reason that the pic is old
>>184359627
4 carries is the superior pub composition though
>>184359413
Group A has Liquid EG TNC LGD Secret
group B has 1 good team, VP.
Group A is stacked like bricks compared to the kindergarden that is Group B
>>184359413
other group is easier desu
>>184359736
>red slippers of agility
those are boots
>>184358560
I don't suppose some autist with too much time on their hands could remove the background and put a spear in his hand?
>>184359885
>tnc is good
>og is bad
>lfy is bad
>secret is good
muted blocked unfriended :)
>>184359885
>TNC
>Euros at TI
>Good
>>184359885
"no"
>EG GOT THE GROUP OF DEATH
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GET FUCKED NERDS.
>people unironically believe Team Cuckbull are good
>>184360013
>OG
>Good
>>184359096
This, almost every team comp is better with a tank.
Post yfw >OG.n0tail.Red Bull
>>184357230
Mountain Dew, probably. and bear seamen
>>184358545
the two direct invites in gorup A aren't patch babbies like OG and IG tho
VP is good tho
>>184358956
literally how? i mean hes fat like us, but
So it's confirmed
Group B is the easy group by far
>>184360673
>that OG logo
embarrassing
is there a single hero that wanna buy moon shard before getting 6 slotted?
so who will be top 4 for each group?
>>184360670
do not reply to him
>>184360767
RTZ sometimes went Moonshard OD for DEEPS
I know Redbull is a sponsor but why the fuck are they on the badge?
D-DREAM GREEN?
>>184360673
>5 time Major champions
>VP
>Mason + 4
>easier group
>>184360673
>group a shit teams
>empire
>fnatic
>tnc
>infamous
>igv
>secret
>group b shit teams
>exercration
>hellrasiers
>IG
>DC
>c9
group a is piss easy
>>184360767
OD and Tiny
>>184360809
Liquid
EG
TNC
Secret
VP
LFY
Newbee
Cloud9
>>184360757
Considering OG have a lot of money in the bank while being self-owned Red Bull must have offered a lot of cash for that sponsorship
IT'S TIME
>>184358560
>>184358726
>>184358827
USA USA USA USA USA
>>184360673
>FREE win tier
Empire, TNC, Fnatic, Infamous, IG.V, XCTN, LFY, DC
>Will take series to 3 games tier
Secret, LGD, IG, OG, C9, Hellraisers
>Good teams
EG, Liquid, VP, Newbee
DISASTAH
>>184360970
plenty of teams have big sponsors, yet they don't have a cuckstamp on their logo
D U N K E D
>>184361042
>>184360951
>TNC not 13th-16th without OG to beat
>Cloud fucking 9 not 17th-18th
kek
>>184361103
because their logos are cuckstamps
>liquid
>eg
>lgd
>ig
>c9
Who should I put all my fantasy player cards on?
>>184361086
>Hellraisers over DC
Are you fucking retarded?
WHY AREN'T YOU POSTING TI5 MEMES?
>>184361374
>>184361268
MUH JUICE WILL FUCK UP YOUR 4K MASON
>>184361086
Infamous should be in a tier of their own.
>>184361268
DC's supports are autistic and this is a 4-driven meta.
>>184361352
not looking forward to this obnoxious epin shit again
>>184361483
Infamous are going to dispatch a bunch of yurosquads while blasting DESPACITO on full volume
Shiki has got to be the worst mid to ever make it to a TI finals. Remember how fucking broken Leshrac was during TI5 and that retard couldn't play him.
CDEC were fierce as fuck, shame it was a west year.
You can really tell winning TI meant nothing to EG
>watching Peter destroy China
Always a pleasure
>Aui got kicked after this
>>184358872
Always
I miss TI5 EG. No euroshits ruining the team.
>>184358872
what DID tobi mean by this?
>>184362079
Name a more iconic duo, I'll wait
>>184361429
>>184362045
Aui was excited, PPD was excited but he always hides it. Sumail was excited but is a cocky fuck so he acted like it wasn't shit. Fear and Universe are too chill.
>our system thinks your post is spam
yeah fuck off hiro
>>184362305
Check and MATE.
>DEADMOUSE
oh boy
>deadmouse cucked
>>184362350
>not one TI between the two of them
what did europeread: australiamean by this?
TEAM KEKBULL ABOUT TO GET BTFO ON THE MAIN STREAM
>cutting that woeful deadmouse "concert"
god bless
>TNC vs OG
Man, Jimmy leaving TNC has to be one of the worst decisions he's ever made as a competitive Dota 2 player, and he's made a lot of shitty decisions. I still love the guy but damn. He has the talent but not the drive. TI6 will be the closest he'll ever get.
where is this team from
>>184362079
TI6 is next!
Pretty pathetic that Valve are showing this game when it was a awful game from the get go, Why show Miracle costing OG the game?
So fucking stupid, This game isn't memorable at all.
>>184362476
only australian here is you, unless you confirm your atrocious posts are from an american?
time to watch my boy put some yuroturds to sleep
>>184360673
So Infamous and Execration confirmed for 17th and 18th place?
>>184362556
Where were you when Moo ignored the throw order?
>>184362597
Fuck off lelouch
>>184362305
>>184361374
If EG doesn't make top 4 sh1t is out
>Finals doesn't have its own day.
This is why Dota 2 will fail every time.
>>184357117
>>184362597
is it dusa game? people who pick this useless piece of shit hero deserve to lose desu
>>184362552
Earth
VP seems a bit overvalued at these odds, no?
>>184362350
you just KNOW
>>184362552
United Swedish Emirates
>>184362552
Russia
Egypt
Pakistan
Germany
America
did I get it right?
>>184362597
fuck off lelouch
>>184362791
It's the Miracle choking on Ember game.
It's the Miracle split pushing while the enemy doesn't show on the map cause he's a cocky retard and dies again and again game.
>>184362552
nuEurope aka Muslimville
>>184362865
They showed at summit that they could literally win with anything, but it was a non-valve event.
What are the strongest/most hero warping talents? I vote Reincarnation casts wraithfire and devour gold increased
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-GMDMnep3E
>>184362928
>their relationship is a new, modern kind of partnership
I didn't know interracial relationships were new or modern. Does the Japanese race not exist? They're literally the result of mixing between the Chinese and the Ainu.
>>184362972
They're mega-chokers though, and looked weak at EPICENTER. I definitely think EG has a bigger chance then them, probably TL as well.
>>184362865
newbee is insane value
this pajeets that run egb might be retarded
>TNC vs OG
KEK
I fucking hate this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBwfz2z1Eoo
>hurr durr it's satire, they're sarcastically saying "How to support" because they abandoned their team for a rampage
It's made by that same fucker who made the "symphony of skills" video. I fucking hate this cancer, making 1k supports think they should just go for rampages. Editing is fucking cancer.
>>184363115
summit also had way weaker teams than the usual bunch. I'm pretty sure they could've won dreamleague no sweat.
How much should I use Tree Dance when I play Monkey King?
>>184362928
>/int/ "banter"
>it's a watch miracle choke on Ember and lose to a clutch SEA Huskar strat episode
I remember mineski at the Frankfurt major, what's with SEA's boner for the hero?
>>184362928
>channel is literally called BBC
>>184362923
You should show some respect for the man who carried your precious n0brain to so many victories
>>184363173
>watching dota videos
back to r*ddit
>>184363173
Almost all of these 1337 ebin multikills are because the enemy are retarded and don't bring detection/vision anyway.
>>184363287
why do thirdies love pub heroes
quite the conundrum indeed
>>184363134
I don't know, they looked bad at MDL. Lost to both IG and LFY...
>>184363173
...that's not supporting at all
>>184363295
2 majors without Miracle btw.
Lads I have $100 to bet. Who should I bet on to win all of TI7?
>>184363417
ik that's my point. Fucking cancer.
>>184362305;_;
>>184363527
LULQUID
>>184363527
EG has all the memes this year
>odd year so chinks cannot win
>Trump elected
>lgd without xiao8
>he is finally free from ruru
>she will drag him out of retirement after ti
At least she looks okay in the right angle. Xiao8 could do better, though. Wasn't his last wife a model and a heiress to a billionaire?
It's in the bag
>>184363527
TNC
>>184362305
>>184363792
Who cares how she looks? She's pure evil.
>>184357176
what kind of irresponsible person feeds cookies to horses
I got top 5 at Kiev for Fantasy on the last day, finished top 100. Hoping I can do the same for TI.
>>184363937
Actually you want 5 position supports in the support roles. Remember TI6 had PPD and iceice as the top scoring supports.
>>184363976
it's okay to be evil as long as you're cute
>>184364095
Good luck, anon
whats everyone's predictions on how day9 will do?
do you guys think he'll at least be featured in one slacks segment?spoiler i hope so spoiler
>>184364147
>tfw you will never have a cute evil gf
>tfw Ruri probably had people executed
>>184363792
Isn't she the one responsible for why China has been mostly stale for a few years?
Fantasy League
List of teams with 3 games at Day
>EG
>Secret
>LGD
>Empire
>Fnatic
Use your best EG and Liquid cards now and Maybe
>>184364140
Do we also want position 1 cores in the core roles or is position 2 acceptable.
>>184364272
China won TI last year
>>184364140
Ward planting gave too much points back then. I think they nerfed it since
>>184364318
you forgot Virtus Pro
This ogre is going fucking ham, I don't see how OG lose this
>check coaches
>fucking loomdum has a free trip to TI
He was always one of the less talented pubshitters next to gutsycanuck. Also despite playing the most games in NEL they also were among the lowest scoring.
>>184364318
>gold sumail, gold universe, gold zai, gold Miracle, and I'll probably do Maybe or rtz
Level 2k+ compendium ftw
>>184364349
>mostly stale
Learning how to extrapolate from words and phrases is a skill many dotards lack apparently
>>184364471
3 Games > 2 games
Virtus Pro is in group B
>>184364324
Both want GPM and kills for scoring, so you'd just pick the best mid and best carry in your opinion for either.
>>184359420
Its just a shitty version of invoker
rate
>>184364632
might as well say that every region is mostly stale then since they all lost
>>184364632
writing retarded shit is not one you lack though
>mostly except all the cases where they weren't xD
>>184364703
wait, mids want kills
carries want GPM
Check datdota for the average gpm in valve events the past year. You'll find your answer.
>>184364840
that's what mostly means, the majority but not all cases
is english your first language?
>Dota main stream can't even break 10k viewers
holy shit this game died fast, Kiev Major peaked at like 700k viewers
what went wrong?
>>184364825
Not like China, they have a problem with getting new blood
>>184364840
>in most cases all the Chinese teams are just using different variations of the same 20ish players
I know the West has too but it's not China bad
a fucking crumpet takes a break from playing heartstone to host the biggest dota event. Pathetic.
>>184364923
>hurf durr im a huge faggot please rape my face
what did you mean by this?
>>184364687
but vp has super easy wins so they gonna be easy shekels
or it doesn't works that way?
>>184364557
>not even multiple full gold sets of all teams
poor life must be suffering
>predicted prize pool to be 23-24m based on growth of the pool on previous years
>it just passed 23m today
jesus christ PLEASE i want those 10k goy points
Can you use the same card for several days?
>>184365124
I have gold everyone, but I only have 2 sets of gold on EG, Newbee, and C9
>>184365064
Imagine being this young again lads
SumaiL is the best mid who plays three series on day 1. I would pick Ana, but he only plays 2 series.
Miracle- gets, on average, more points than RTZ. RTZ got more points overall at Kiev, though that's because they lasted longer than Liquid.
Universe - by far the most reliable offlaner who will play 3 series on day 1.
Boboka - a really solid pick, tends to get high averages despite his heroes being nerfed. I would prefer.
Cr1t - usually scores high. I would normally put Fly over Cr1t here, but Cr1t is playing 3 series on day 1.
>deal 4.5k dmg under effect of glimmer shit
WHAT HERO DO I PICK FOR THIS
just not cm
>>184364349
Yeah, because Wings was a Chinese team that went with unconventional shit and actually pushed the boundaries of the meta.
And you know what happened to Wings? Yeah.
>>184365239
Yes. But once you use a card you can no longer disenchant it for dust.
>>184365409
Whoops, I messed up my thought process there. For Boboka I was going to say I would prefer JerAx or Solo, but they only play 2 series.
>>184365494
Witch Doctor? Veno?
>>184365494
>get a 2k friend
>party with him
>pick SF
>instead of shadow blade spirit bomb use glimmer cape
i actually never did that
>>184365409
never pick safelane players over mid players bruh
>>184365409
IG plays only one series on day 1
Singsing announcer pack when?
>buy one of these aqua themed chests
>get the set i actually wanted
wow... based gaben....
who's the best drafter that's active?
>>184365695
what is /d2g/'s official stance on traps?
>>184365725
My bad, thanks for that. Was just skimming the groups and misread IG.V for IG. Changed to Gh.
>>184365842
they're____gay____
>>184365842
Not gay if you don't put it in your mouth or butt
>>184365842
[x] not gay
[ ] gay
>>184365842
The best
Why is his face so funny dotards?
It's like someone took all the stereotypes for the cuckold meme and the definition of nu-male, and genetically engineered a face.
How do people win with Arc?
I've lost 4 in a row, in 2 of these games I did more damage than my team combined.
>>184365842
Gas gas gas
>first game in over a month away from the game
>some guy on the enemy team fights their mid for the lane, feeds first blood, comes to my lane feeds twice more in 4 mins
>abandons
>go to report him after
>0 reports remaining after a month of not even logging into the client
>and the only option i can actually click on for reports is text abuse
why is valve so committed to keeping this community garbage, the report system is so fucking broken.
>EG enters the stage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOsqdghHcIk
>>184366080
They recently changed it so you could only report the enemy for text because it was being abused to send people to low prio constantly.
>>184366009
he has something called Marfan's Syndrome. It makes his arms long no idea about his face
>>184365695
wait thats a girl(boy) on his lap?
>>184366036
you dont itemize properly or get caught like an aspie or both
keep in mind that with bot/mjollnir and some other item (blink or pike preferably) you can take 2 waves of creeps anywhere on the map in like 90% of the cases. Keep up the constant pressure and you'll farm a lot, and if you're being sieged you'll ease up a lot of pressure off your team
Arc's siege defense is insane, I'd put him in the same category as tinker and sniper.
>>184366009
Delet this
>>184366231
(S)he is gonna be at TI7 in full qop getup.
haha let's shitpost about TRAPS
>>184366193
>Marfan's Syndrome
I googled it and clicked on the wikipedia link
>slender fingers
>can wrap my wrist with 2 fingers
holy shit I was laughing at the guy but I might have the same thing
Dotards ?
Does anyone have a picture of sheever net to that one extremely /fit/ woman cosplaying Queen of Pain?
That pic was so good.
>>184366353
Why is an Asian boy with long hair more attractive than western trannies?
TRAPS AND TRANNIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>184366459
TI7 IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER NO HOLDING BACK ON SHITPOSTS
kill all trannies, faggots and degenerates
>>184366753
>before
ugly faggot
>after
wow!still fucking ugly
>>184366753
Disgusting
>>184366753
>Still sterile
>>184366925
>2017
>raising children
Cuck
>>184364418
It still gives more points than others, other good support stats are runes grabbed and teamfight.
>>184366973
now that's a good goyim
>>184366486
I can too but i dont have it
I played extensive classical piano during my developmental years, you just have long fingers from the same probably
>>184366973
t. suicides at 35
>>184367056
I never played an instrument in my life
Why is all epic shitposting just "trannies and niggers! LOL" it's boring as fuck
>>184366598
I never found source for this doujin, yes i know it's Shimakaze-kun, but there's so many of them...
>Dota 2 Update - July 30th, 2017
>Dota 2 - Valve
>* The time Roshan dies is no longer printed in the death messages
>>184367135
Nah im saying you maybe played with your fingers hands a lot when you were younger
humans grow proportions differently, go see your doctor if you're worried about "long fingers"
>>184367103
>35
>single and rich
>no responsibilities or women who want to steal your money
Sounds like living the dream
>>184367220
but why?
>not like I used it lmao, always alted the clock
>>184364324
Position 2 usually fares better. Sumail, Abed, Ana, Ramzes666 and MidOne had highest points average in Kiev.
>>184364703
GPM and CS stats are really weak. Kills, deaths, teamfight, runes grabbed or towerkills give you significantly more.
>>184362552
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>184367220
I knew it was a good idea to not get rid of my current time printing habit
>>184362552
Sweden?
Sorry for the wait, lads. Here's the second batch. Gonna make work on the last six teams later today but in the mean time, gonna post the individual banners of the invited teams, qualified NA teams and qualified CN teams.
Happy TI, gents.
>>184367661
nice work anon!
>>184367661
inb4 reddit steals it
>>184364758
Unfortunate that your cores have so many low stats (so many 5%)
Offlane doesn't matter as much but nice card.
That DJ is godly but I would switch miposhka with any other silver/gold gold card if it has obs wards planted or runes grabbed bonus.
>>184367661
Oh yeah, heads up, I still have the green OG banner for all the grOGnards of the old color. Gotta be up to date, ya know?
CCNC looks like a bethesda game npc
>>184367661
Thanks, mang. I made a TI7 album in honor of you.
http://imgur.com/a/7Neen
What went wrong dotards? I was luna, I feel the phoenix had no impact and the invoker rushing atos didn't help.
>>184367356
>rich
that's funny just itself
but single and rich people without any responsibilities are most likely to kill themselves because you realize money cant buy the shit you couldve spent your life working on.
HAHAHAHA GET FUCKED OG
I'm back to 5k once again thanks to Centaur and Earth Spirit. How long would it take to get to 6k?
>>184367661
sexy
>>184367980
>>184368085
Saw your stuff in the last few threads, anon. Looking good and looking forward to the salt that'll go with it as they're posted. Hope we see some more OC all around as TI rolls in. Excited as fuck.
How did I do?
>tfw not a single gold card for a team that plays 6 games on day 3
>>184367980
Thanks anon, your work is awesome.
>>184368092
you didn't do any building damage, meaning all you did was push lanes endlessly into Meepo's gaping maw without gaining any map control from it
>>184368103
This is an argument against having children. I would have all the time in the world to do things I want to do. Having kids is killing your life
dota2...
>>184367661
Thanks anon.
>>184368369
3.5 billion years of life passing its genes on ends with you because you feel like playing videogames and masturbating instead
>>184368085
I'd plug her butt desu
>>184368459
dyli...
>>184368345
Bulba card are you serious?
also there are no 6games day for DC
>>184368563
you have 4 kids instead of 2, for him
This is probably a long shot but does anyone know of an Arteezy stream compilation where he says
>If you want to be entertained maybe you can entertain yourself to some DONATIONS UHUHUH KAPPA
>>184368646
adelaide.....
>>184368596
thick nerdy girls are my fetish
>>184368807
is your definition of nerdy a girl who wears glasses? cause theres nothing nerdy about her
>>184368807
Same
too bad most of them irl are just fat autists
Casual scum with some questions for the upcoming TI, please no bully
1. What happened to Wings?
2. Any one-stop place to read up/watch a summary of all the teams that are in so far, like who the favors are, their playstyles, etc?
>>184367661
You should legit contact valve and see if you could get these made into posters and sold.
>>184368807
How is she nerdy?
>>184368345
Gold cards are just honeypot anon. I mean, It's far better to use blue/silver cards with better players than gold cards with shitty players.
For example I would switch all those pos 1 cores (rtz,mason and notail) with pos 2 players cause they usually get more fantasy points (mainly from kills, deaths, runes grabbed and teamfight stats)
>>184368754
nys
>>184368569
New phone wallpaper, thanks anon
>>184368797
useless footnote:This was originally IG's but I thought the V-shaped flag would be more serviceable for IG.Vitality.
>>184368912
All I know is that she needs to be carrying my kids. Don't give a shit about muh genepool, am a shitskin myself.
>>184368085
I don't suppose we could get a chink one?
What the fuck is this ember build lmao
miracle is so fucking shit
>>184369049
god bless dude. i respect your dedication, I know you've (guessing you're the same banner guy all this time) been doing this since at least ti2. cheers mate
>>184368938
The Chinese cabal was not sundered so they fucked the wings org which led to the wings team separating from the org which led to the team breaking up.
>>184369108
>has lgd, lfy, newbee and ig
And holy fuck I forgot about Ehome. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
>>184369049
Hope you like tentacles, lads.
>>184369208
Yep, same guy. Though I wasn't around for TI6 last year, sadly.
>>184369192
this was the classic Ember build before talents, and magic ember sucks dick against Huskar anyway
>>184369317
OH WAIT, EHOME ISN'T THERE I WAS LOOKING AT THE FUCKING TI6 SCREEN SHIT
So this is the power....
of two time major winners.....
>>184367356
>buy rapier
>literally just let them walk up and kill you under t4
wew
>I get an american in EUW
>He goes down mid lane feeding while calling us poor
What the fuck dude
>>184369429
It's not miracle's fault, it's the draft
I hope faggots desperate to get epic meme OPs don't spoil bannerbro's work
>>184369056
>she'll never cosplay Luna and take a huge shit in my mouth
>>184369558
Give me ONE (1) reason for Miracle to not have a BKB over his manta on that game.
>>184369551
Kek cap has such a smug fucking face it's great
>>184369361
Fuck, these street signs are killing me. Store fronts, save me.
>>184368950
nah, i'm good, anon. i did get some of my TF2 shit recognized by Valve though some years back so there's that for me.
>>184369317
>>184369429
drag that photo editor out, anon. we still got time till group stages.
>>184365494
zeus bruh
>>184360936
OG won 4 majors you dunce
>>184367356
>single and rich
>would rather build a house and let my mom stay here to cook for me as i shitpost on an indonesian basketweaving forum
I am just too attached to living near family. My grandparents live a short dirtbike trail away.
>>184369712
agi = more damage
reminder to make a /qa/ thread and ask for a sticky or else we won't get one
>>184369876
>bannerbro doesn't have legacy captcha
d2g i gots a question
can the crowd see those holograms?
>>184370101
>tfw there was a hologram spam during cs:go major
>>184370101
If they pay extra yeah
reminder to cache your captchas as to optimize shitposting during esports
>>184358560
someone else is gonna have to add the spear
i removed the chair and the headphones since i figured it would be funnier. sorry if it's a bad crop, i used gimp
>>184369876
I wish I had better ideas for the LGD brothers. These were the last two to be made for the day so my creative juices were on a down-low. Fuck it, I'l
>>184370005
Ah shit, I forgot 4chanX had that shit. Holy fuck, I AM dumb. Thanks anon.
>>184370101
Only if they wear their 3D glasses
>>184370390
>valve gives everyone in the audience a vive so they can see the holograms
I think this EG Ehome game was the best game of TI6 desu
is there more of a cuck/reddit thing to say than "I just want to see good dota, I don't care who wins"?
>>184370615
Newbee have the best team logo
>>184370494
>give
goyim, I...
>TI reruns
i like this desu
>>184370685
Well I meant loan valve don't "give" anything these days
wait im watching the the ti channel right now
where the talents wheres the new map
what patch are they using??
confused as fuck
>>184370615
Here's OG in flavor green.
>>184370861
>I am literally too retarded to look at anything on the ti twitch page than the funny colors and moving things
friendly reminder our guy peter dager is interviewing sean 'day9' plott on his stream in 50 minutes from this post
>>184370861
they removed day9 and go after they read /d2g/, and the old UI is because these scripts were written/recorded before 7.00
fuck me its ti6 nevermind im just retarded
>>184370861
can't you read before you actually quite literally shitpost?
>>184370628
oh fuck it's *that* game
fuck me i can't watch this
I was in the crowd for this game.
It was the most insane crowd I've been with. Everyone was going fucking nuts. A bunch of introverted nerds were all high fiving each other and slapping each other on the back after it ended. Was so cool.
>>184370907
And OG blue
>>184370982
you sre hurting my feelinks
>two new nagi ichi
>one is super fucking gay, like only homos would like this, no feminine traps anymore
>>184371151
Ew, being touched by randoms. I'm glad I was sat home, alone and in the dark.
>>184371151
Oh and the best thing was the entire crowd walking out at the end of the day singing the national anthem. Magical.
Anyone else going to no life POE while watching TI 7 group stage?
>>184371190
horsea
tfw Godz wont be casting main stage
>>184371442
I just downloaded POE the other day. Is it any good?
>>184371442
waiting on the blunder of the century that will be 3.0
Whoever is doing these banners is a fucking god. Haven't seen content this nice since back during TI3 days. Can you please put them all into one image?
>>184371575
is it that bad? everyone said on /v/ that its better than diablo 3
>>184371532
tfw blitz is never casting dotes again ;_;
>>184371627
d3 is absolute garbage compared to poe and we're probably overreacting to the changes
poe is good
New small patch, no changes apart from
>The time Roshan dies is no longer printed in the death messages
What an odd change. Eh, I usually type out Rosh timer anyhow so no big deal
>>184371450
Hope you have a fishbiscuit
OF COURSE he has a pink hello kitty bag.
>>184371704
Holy shit I'm retarded. Thanks. So fucking good.
>>184371819
Still can't believe he's straight, like what the fuck nigga
>>184370660
shut up cuck
>>184371890
implying it isn't all a rouse
>>184371627
Just play Titan Quest bro. Its currently on sale on steam.
>>184371819
what is it with gooks and having no dress sense?
>>184371819
>be russian
>wtf I like fnatic now
>>184371819
you talking shit about our girl?
>>184370660
>is there more of a cuck thing to say
yes
such as
>"x is american because the owner is american, I don't care about the players"
>>184371805
That's not the Ukrainian flag. What is that?
>>184371901
I literally always root for the team that's behind just because I wanna see more dotes being played, even if a team that I "like" is playing
i just want PPD to come back to pro dota. I hope EG crash out last and it happens
cleaned it up a bit
>>184372085
It's the CIS flag of which Ukraine isn't a member, so it's a bit of a mistake
>>184367661
>>184367980
>>184368328
>>184368569
>>184368797
>>184369049
>>184369361
>>184369876
>>184370357
>>184370615
>>184370907
>>184371190
>>184371450
>>184371805
And that's all for today. Next up will be the qualified EU teams and SEA teams. Hopefully will get done in less than two days. Here's another collage but with the OG-green logo. Wish I had more time to improve some of the banner concepts and such but yeah, from my heart to yours, /d2g/. Keep shitposting.
>>184372085
Russia and the CIS flag
>>184359995
i miss fear
>>184372631
just think about your life prospects
>>184372386
top kek, meme this out please
why is navi vs ig play so iconic? it just seems like a misplay from ig for not checking enigma's items, popping bkb in half a second window isn't really an achievement
>>184372254
Thanks for all these anon
>>184372254
You the man. Thanks for the OC.
>>184372696
it was just a hype play right when dota was picking up. to modern standards its still a cool but not terribly great play
What happened to Mushi?
I hope they show it on the stream
>>184372696
Reportedly it was puppey's call to have dendi stick out from the rest of the team. After the song he immediately force staffed himself out of the way of the ravage as well.
Overall it was just a great deal of coordination
>>184372776
What is going through his mind right here?
>>184373079
>60422
How quaint
What happened to Ehome?
>>184372696
bet you never even noticed the rubick force staff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldq1afiKQb8&feature=youtu.be
>>184372696
It's more of the context of when it was happening than the mechanics itself. This was the time when China was such a dominant force especially since many feared that as Dota2 was gonna pick up, it was gonna be a dominant China game in the pro-scene analogous to Korea's performance in SC2 and LoL. When TI2 came around, China expectedly squashed every Western team so easily leading to the western fanbase rallying behind Na'Vi. While the IGvNaVi Game 2 had NaVi in the lead, there was still that fear that they'll be outwitted by Chinese players natural talent to just flat out adapt back in the time. Didn't help that NaVi was fucking crushed in game 1. You'll never know if it'll throw. At the time, the wrap around smoke looked like it was gonna be the end of NaVi. The Play was just a part of the sum that made the NaVi vs China storyline that dominated TI2 all the more memorable. Sadly, it didn't end to what people hoped but hey, it's a tale or two to tell.
show me your worst /d2g/
>>184372161
learn to use paths/curves, it'll be much cleaner that way
>tfw no CM gf
>>184373340
Still going. The main squad picked up Wings refugees and is training again. I think they qualifed for the next WESG too
>>184372696
>that cast like it's a script to a great counterplay teamwipe
>>184373458
is this a pasta
>>184372696
Most great plays you'll find happen more because someone fucked up than someone did something amazing. Also, as others have said, it was at that perfect time when Dota 2 was starting to get huge.
>>184373415
>lumi's voice
and he's at this TI.
how can you be asian, not know chinese and STILL SOUND LIKE ENGLISH IS YOUR SECOND LANGUAGE
I actually cant wait for wednesday. /d2g/ is unironically at its most entertaining during this time of year, its just as fun as watching the games themselves
>>184374138
>no pugna
TI7 Insider here, ask me anything and I shall truthfully answer.
1 - Most certainly
2 - Likely so
3 - I can see it happening
4 - Everything points to maybe
5 - The future is foggy, ask again
6 - Unlikely but possible
7 - Don't count on it
8 - You should give up on that
9 - Not in a billion years
0 - You will die in a muslim bombing
>>184373636
I wanna plug her butt
>>184374292
will EG win?
>>184373128
>oh shit it's slacks
>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck he is going to interview me
>mouth fucking dry, wont this mememan just get the fuck off
At the Dota101 Collegiate Open LAN event at RIT on April 13 2013, GoDz had his two egg McMuffin sandwiches stolen by EternaLEnVy who was was co-casting the event with him. Upon realizing this, GoDz challenged EternaLEnVy to a 1v1 solo mid match where GoDz played Death Prophet and EternaLEnVy played Ursa. If GoDz won, EternaLEnVy would have to buy GoDz two new McMuffin sandwiches. If EternaLEnVy won, he did not have to repay him. GoDz ended up winning the match, but EternaLEnVy has yet to fulfill his promises.
>>184374292
Will sh1t end up drafting so horribly that EG gets bottom 8?
>Chinese ironically chanting USA
Oh god I forgot about that. Fucking hilarious.
>>184374292
will tonya bang rtz
>>184374263
pugna is a hot fucktoy skank
cm is a pure maiden wife material
>>184374292
Will Basshunter play Dota at main event?
>>184374292
will envy place at least 3rd
>>184374292
will I for in a Muslim bombing?
Enemy offlaner doesn't leave the lane constantly stays to keep your safelaner harassed and contested for last hits.
Allied offlaner leaves lane after level 6 to jungle and try to gank once. Enemy safelaner gets uncontested farm for majority of game after.
WTF
>>184374292
will Maut be casting as a stand-in?
>>184374292
Am I gay for wanting rubick arcana?
>>184374292
Will OG finish top 3?
>>184374292
will peru place above 16?
>>184374490
>>184374292
Will a Western team win and keep the cycle alive?
>>184374490
>>184374620
Zeroes twice, F.
>>184374318
lol
>>184374292
do Euros finally win this year?
>>184374292
will pajkatt post nudes
>>184374292
2 NA teams in top 3?
>>184374350
>>184374292
Are your answers really bullshit and trying to throw us off the official script?
>>184374292
china vs china final?
>>184374292
will mason beat the shit out of ccnc?
>>184374292
Will OG disband at the earliest opportunity after their disastrous placement this year?
i enter the thread and see a roll cancer circle jerk
it's STUPID, it's fucking STUPID
why are you so fucking stupid
it's the most meaningless waste of bandwidth
i can't believe how you can be so stupid
>>184374292
will an Sea team make the final?
>>184374292
will dota's playerbase decrease by another 10-20% after ti7? :o)
>>184375129
suck my dick please
>everyone rolling 0
happening is upon us
>>184374292
will valve announce TWO or more new heroes at this TI?
>>184375129
your tears sustain us hiroshimoot
>>184374318
>>184374367
Ok so good signs so far boys
>>184374292
will the post ti7 shuffle temporarily destroy the european scene for the 4th year in a row
>>184374292
will Pugna finally become a little girl?
>>184374292
Will EG disband after this TI, leaving no NA teams capable of making top 4 at lans anymore?
>>184374506
reroll
>>184374490
Press F to pay your respects
F
>>184375129
Yeah my /d2g/ is for serious discussion of DotA 2 only.
>>184367220
>>184371781
>>184374292
is >>184375129 a cuck?
>>184374292
will sheever lose her wig on broadcast?
>>184367220
muh skillcap
>>184374620
>>184374490
eep
>>184375628
>>184367220
>>184371781
Good, one step closer to fixing the game and stop pandering to league shitters
>>184375581
>>184367220
>dota two tards complain about muh skillcap when the UI is made less obtrusive
>they also complain when low skill rosh timers get removed
>>184374490
>>184374620
>>184374970
>>184375060
Looks like the Muslims are gonna be busy
>>184374292
EU vs EU final?
>>184374292
will sheever die on the first two days of main event?
>>184374292
fuck you plago
>>184374292
"OG did well on the first day of groups, but then teams readjusted their picks and bans and OG struggled to win another game even against the weaker teams in their group"
>>184374292
will starcraft kill dota?
>>184374292
Fly overtakes universe and becomes the most payed esports player by prize money
>>184370242
but I have a 4chan pass...
Looking at the old map, the roshan pit and shrines really balanced the map out
>>184374292
ur a cuck carrot
>>184376091
has anyone ever told you that you're a retard, maut?
>>184374292
will >>184375129
kill himself finally
>>184376091good goy
>>184370242
how do you do that?
>>184374292
BABY CARROT ERP FAGGOT
>>184374292
will this TI be the best TI ever?
\
twitch dot cum slash ppd
ppd day9 interview live
>>184376338
fucking Day9
>>184376091
hnnngg how old is cumiko
>>184371890
acting like a queer has been a legitimate means of attracting women since Prince released Purple Rain
>>184374292
Will GoT continue being absolute shit for the 3rd / 4th series in a row, or will season 7 / 8 save the show?
>>184376237
I still have no idea what that shit tastes like.
>>184376486
>season 7
>saving the show
>>184376353
*mixes with ugly chink*
pshh nothing personal whitey
>>184376486
it was shit from the first episode desu
>>184374292
puppey vs envy finals will happen right?
>day9 making the panel a newbie stream
REEEEEEEEE FUCKING NIGGER
Fuck Day9
How was EG/EHOME such a perfect game? Is there any chance we get a game this good?
>>184376852
Day9 is a noob and we won'tbe working with him again
As long as Machine doesn't replace him mid-tournament, I'm fine. I can escape Machine being an awful host as groups has mostly uptime on games
>>184376901
>such a perfect game?
it was fucking terrible, like ehome honestly looked like a pub team trying to break the base
Will any game ever top EG vs EHOME?
>>184376901
its about hype, ehome was the most hyped chink team at the event with eg as USA. This year there are too many new teams with no fanbase. I dont think its gonna happen
>>184376998
>we will never see Fear or PPD play professional DOTA again
actually sickening
>>184376901
reddit will insist it's greeks vs OG, but I think we'll see something that will top it at TI7.
EG EHOME was a perfect performance from both sides, EG did almost nothing wrong while they were losing, it was a pure draft advantage on EHOME's side. It wasn't until the dagons came out when it got fucking insane.
>>184377116
this makes me so sad
>>184376486
this shitty show has been sold to feminism anon, time to forget about it
>Day9 lowkey shitting on Dota being a brainlet game compared to based Broodwar.
FROM THE CAVERNOUS DEPTHS OF THE 'CV
>>184377146
>EG EHOME was a perfect performance from both sides
you don't get megas and then instantly lose in a perfect performance, you don't take forever to break open a base with a massive advantage in a perfect performance.
>ember hitting tier 3 without a remnant up
>gets destroyed
>do this two more times
>>184376948
>it was fucking terrible
You could aruge it wasnt the best of all time, but lets get real senpai theres NO WAY you could call it terrible
Blizzard sent Day9 to destroy Dota from inside, it's working so far
>>184377280
he's played the long con to shill brood war remastered at the biggest dota tournament
>>184377371
wish they'd sent soe back instead desu
>>184377323
>ember
There was no ember in the game people consider the best of that serious you big dumb idiot
>>184377338
Ehome played like absolute shit past the 30 min mark, maybe it was hyped as fuck but their performance was fucking trash
>>184376998
EG vs DC game 3?
>>184377463
looks like plain old crystal maiden to me
>>184377280
HOLYSHIT HE JUST KEEPS GOING HAHAHAAAH THE FUCKING BURNING CITY OF DOTAKEKS RIGHT NOW
TI7 MAIN STREAM IS OFFICIALLY PROPERTY OF STARCRAFTBULLS
So who are you guys voting for the Arcana Showdown?
>>184377539
now THIS game was fucking insane, DC's macro play was SO fucking good, Ehome legit have no idea what they are doing in comparison
THIS FUCKING GAME
>>184377673
I don't think you can use the plural 'Bulls' when SC doesn't have any players left.
>>184377693
I would vote pudge just to piss off reddit when he wins but that would be immature as fuck so I vote the hero I actually like.
What a game
>>184377693
I voted Rubick, but I'll buy either Arcana as I've been playing pos 4 roaming Pudge lately and he's really fun, and I love Rubick.
Okay, EG vs EHOME is the best game. Fuck reddit for voting greeks vs OG.
TI7 EG wouldn't have won that game. Artour would have had zero impact and cr1t would've thrown in the towel when mega'd
USA USA USA USA
surge of patriotism
>>184378075
how salty is /sc2/?
>there are Euros SO DEVOTED to hating EG and all things american that they will desperately try and argue against that being the greatest DOTA game in history
disgusting honestly
>>184374490
F
>>184378224
both of those games where fucking terrible
>hahaha they were close game so it MUS Tgood ahahah xDxd they lasted for over an hour ho epikkkk xADDxd
best game of the year was DC vs EG game 3.
>>184378287
i doubt they give a fuck
>>184378256
PPD actually wanted to call GG but it was Fear that said to play it out.
why the fuck is the letter E banned from the TI channel?
>>184376998
eg-dc
>>184378368
so you cant spell nigger
When do the GOOD teams play?
Why is 2k the land of peruvian smurfs?
I want to eat Raigor's sweaty taint after destroying the enemy ancient!
>>184378368
yeah ask here d2g can answer that for you
>>184378368
people were spamming
N
I
G
G
E
R
>>184378460
Sooner than you think
Why does the ti rerun stream have to stop now anyway?
>>184378554
No, they were not, they started spamming nigger when they realised these letters are banned.
This happens everytime in chat when retards try to force some rules
>>184378565
>>184378460
>>184378460
>>184378565
>>184378664
>>184378431
>>184378554
Why do they need to ban every letter?
Couldn't they just ban N?
>>184378719
/\/
I
G
G
E
R
>>184365695
stream watchers: reminder that he's attending so make sure you have your screencaps ready
TI7 live attendees: he's going to be there, so you've got a once in a lifetime chance to fuck him.
when do na'vi's games start?
guys?
>>184374292
will rtz retire after bombing out of this TI in 12th place?
>>184378797
They play the winner of Planet Odd vs Alliance
Vitalii Volochai@v1lat
There is no HBO channel in my room. Where I am supposed to watch Game Of Thrones tonight? Fellow Muricans any suggestions?
>>184378565
why is this non american wearing an american shirt ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>C9's first match is against the OG Red Bulls
Can anime defeat the cuckold meme?
>MP
>>184378959
everyones already in seattle?
>>184379282
yeah. they usually get there a week ahead of TI7 and do memes like visiting valve's office/etc
>>184379249
Who will BTFO OG this year?
>>184379249
>dota wtf
>>184379249
>tfw MVP Reunion soon
what about MP though?
>>184379216
>>184378693
>>184378664
>>184378565
>>184378460
>>184379419
Infamous
>>184379249
Is MP the new Fluff? It seems he is just one shitty carry joke away from leveling Seattle
>>184379419
Liquid in the winner bracket
Infamous in the loser bracket
>>184379478
>>184379216
>>184378693
>>184378664
>>184378565
LMAO is PPD low-key threatening Day9 not make shit up/behave properly as one should be when entering the scene on stream?
Which group is harder?
>>184379883
>>184379883
B - 4 invite teams.
A shit teams - IG.V, Empire, Infamous and TNC is 50/50.
B shit teams - Execration, Hellraisers.
>>184367661
Good shit
>>184379919
>nox stats
>JACKY LMAO BTFO'D BY THE SALT EMPORER HIMSELF CIRCA. 2017
>>184379919
>noxville still tweeting like he's relevant at all
>>184379883
Group A Good teams
Liquid EG LGD Secret TNC
Group B Good Teams
VP
>>184374292
Will Ilexa become a hero?
>>184380145
yeah ur actually braindead
What is the appropriate way to play witch doctor? I am really bothered by the range on maledict. I hate how he has to be so fragile but put himself in such dangerous positions.
Also, is it better to max stun or maledict? I prefer maxing stun but apparently maledict is too good not to max?
I also hear his heal is widely regarded is being total dog shit? It is apparently horribly mana inefficient?
>you come to your hotel room and see this
What do?
>>184380181
new hero confirmed for ilexa
>>184379883
http://www.strawpoll.me/13579931
http://www.strawpoll.me/13579931
http://www.strawpoll.me/13579931
http://www.strawpoll.me/13579931
http://www.strawpoll.me/13579931
>>184380181
Happening
The Hero servicer will be coming this fall
>>184380145
>cloud9
EE lmao, choking guaranteed
>newbee
Chink, it's not a chink year
>DC
Mason lmao
>LFY
See newbee
>execration
Lmao
>Hellraisers
Literally who?
>OG
No one on that team has placed higher than 8th in TI since 2013 lmao
>>184380551
>it's not a chink year
excepts chinks usually get like 3-4 teams in the top 5 on years they don't win,
the absolute worst teams are in group A
odds: I buy a goypendium
evens: I don't buy a goypendium
0: don't watch any of TI7
>>184376998
Maybe the loser bracket finals DC-EG game 3 but man, that mega creeps comeback
>>184380679
oy vey
>>184380679
Good go... I mean Anon
>>184380247
.t assravaged Cuckbull fan
ti6 wings was the greatest team in dota
day 9 JUST SAID ON STREAM HE DOESNT KNOW WHO WINGS IS! WHAT THE FUCK?!? WHY IS THIS CUNT HOSTING TI???
>>184379883
TL is literally the only good team in group A
>>184380679
Good goy
>>184380679
close call
>>184380551
read the post you replied to ,moutbreather
>>184380806
nah
my team in ti9 will be the greatest team
>i enjoyed kpop posting last TI.
>>184380679
>tfw this is the first year I'm not buying a goypendium
post other times you felt like you were LITERALLY The Joker in DotA
>>184381029
Too bad you will be dethroned the next year with the return of 4asc
>>184381119
you rolled 9 so you have to buy one
My pen just ran out of ink and I need suggestions for a new one. Does /d2g/ have an official pen?
God damn PPD just leaked everything.
>>184381192
I'm not him
>>184381278
If I roll even you buy one.
daily reminder to starcraft cucks that PPD removed SC2 branch of EG once he took over it
>>184381168
that's fine ill retire afterwards anyways
>>184381094
nonce
>>184357954
fuck bulba i want that ignorant fuck to be poor.
mason is still /myguy/ though
im ready for mason to find a GOOD team
>>184381094
i hated kpop posting but i liked mvp
>>184381395
Good
anyone else hate how certain heroes will forever be bugged because they are underplayed?
For example, Ancient Apparitions tool tip for ice vortex STILL does not say that it increases his movement speed when he walks over it. What the fuck? Only reason I know that it works is because of some fucking patch notes.
Also, if tiny tosses a person that has cold feet, cold feet breaks. even if tiny didn't toss him AWAY from the spot. This game is fucked man.
LINA SLUT BTFO
What kind of snacks/food should I buy/make to eat while watching the main event? I want something different each day. I got Nachos and spinach dip for 2 of the days and plan on ordering a pizza for the finale but I need 4 more days.
day 9 admitting RIGHT NOW that TI is a one and done for him, he just said he won't do other dota events and heavily implied it was because they wont pay him enough. FUCK THIS CUNT.
Does Day9 really think Brood War Remastered will revive Shitcraft? He needs to give up.
>>184381982
WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO HIM
>>184358887
sunsjew is actually the worst, i love slacks though
>>184381650
Vertical distance is still distance
>>184381395
>implying starbros care about InCholesterol
EG.SC2 stopped mattering when Jaedong and Stephano left.
>>184381650
If you make a reddit post they'll all be fixed by tomorrow
>>184382070
>they wont pay him enough
valve can still be based from time to time
bet that faggot thought he was gonna get 100K+ when he saw the prizepool.
the 20k+ they get for two weeks work is already generous
>schedule doesn't have times on it.
What is the general timeframe we are looking at for the group stage?
>>184382070
Main event will be a disaster
Post your DOTA confessions
>toxicity
doesn't he know that's a LoL term?
the more i listen to day9, the less i care for him
>>184371901
I always shitpost whatever team loses regardless.I am canadian.
>>184383005
This is how TrentPax survives not being invited to anything
>day9 doesn't know who bubla is
LOL AND HES HOSTING TI EPIC VALVE
fuck peter is going ham
>>184366009
he has marfans syndrome
>>184382932
he's a real jerk
>>184382932
he's a massive SJW
>>184383051
I am sure RedEye or Machine didn't know all players when they started hosting
>>184381982
Get something healthy
Why did she post 2 pictures of cows?
>>184382070
PUMP AND DUMP
did ppd rub his face on a frying pan before sitting down for this interview?
>>184383297
>LeClair
REE STOP REMOVING NAMESLIKE THAT
IT'S LE CLAIR
>>184383297
i'm only seeing 1
>>184383297
NEW RICK AND MORTY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RSgP538jfU
NEW RICK AND MORTY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RSgP538jfU
NEW RICK AND MORTY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RSgP538jfU
>>184383168
>>184383297
>>184383476
she's looking a lot better now that shes dropping weight
>>184383297
>>184383297
Did Aneedroid lose weight?
She's got some big tits for a girl with her waist.
Might be the black shirt though or even the pose too.
>>184383545
there we have it, the redditor
Day9 couldn't give a less shit about this game if he tried
>>184366009
this post made me laugh harder than it should
>>184374292
will day9 get fired after the first day and replace by James?
>>184383545
reddit and memey
>>184383821
Makes me wonder why they even hired him, besides him having "experience" casting espawts.
I miss Redeye, bros
>>184384102
fuck off redeye
we miss james here
>>184383893
attempt to attract new plaers
>>184384170
>pick a guy from a deadgame
brilliant move
>>184383893
just trying to trawl in esport casuals and starcrumps
>>184384261
>starcrumps
all 10 of them?
what the fuck is this actual moeshit anime on the front page of twitch. I thought they were just streaming normalfag stuff but they are playing echi slice of life shit right now
friendly reminder if you don't like day9 after that podcast you're probably a grumpy elitist cunt
>>184384753
dude anime xD
>>184374292
is there a way we will magically become cute little anime loli dotard girls
>get low prio for the first time
>better teamwork, comms and manners than ranked
dotards?
>>184384925
from my experience most people in ranked take about 30 seconds before it becomes blatantly obvious why they're in there
>>184384925
Desperate animals are fearsome creatures
>its your fault if you lose
>every game is winnable even if the game is 2-30 and you have both kills
xD
>>184385138
in low priority, not ranked
my b
>>184360872
Team's gonna disband after TI, might aswell take as many shekels as they possibly can before they crash and burn in top8
>>184385282
>that awful feel when you make a decent to good post and realise afterwards that you completely fucked up the core part
>>184383476
>>184383297
MOMMY MILK
>>184385262
for all those games the losing team had one thing in common.
can you guess what it is anon?
>>184385382
That's why you should never make posts of any worth
*posts blitz*
I am part of the true insider culture of the 4chan
>>184361725
idc eu
idc ti
i play 4 fun
>>184383049
LMAO at trentpax
>work for the worst dota studio
>not valuable enough to warrant a room in the moonduck house over maut and annie
>live in parents basement
>constantly whine about drumpf in dota casts even though he doesnt even live in america
>when called out on it he responds "me standing up to trump in my dota broadcasts is important and i wont stop doing it"
>doesnt get invited to ti
Loving
every
laugh
>>184383297
Not sure if Annie's getting hotter or if I'm getting more desperate
>>184362334
i wanna throw a pingpong ball against his dads hat
>>184383297
lol there is no way fatty droid ran 5 miles, and of course she has to let every one know
>>184385262
>1/4/0
>0/1/1
>0/3/0
>3/7/2
>1/3/7
>3/3/1
>4/6/7
>2/4/4
>0/4/2
>1/7/5
>1/2/1
i know this is bait but still
>its a mirana takes the triple arrow instead of attack speed talent episode
>>184385382
Honestly the most anxious part of it is knowing it's going to be 80 seconds before you can correct yourself.
>>184383863
or at least move cap over to host, cap has hosted major dota events this year and has been good at it. he shouldve been ti host if vlave really wanted to drop redeye.
why did valve post the same pic thrice?
https://twitter.com/Blitz_DotA/status/891821528806903808
Why does going /fit/ make people so fucking boring and unfun
>>184385382
>that feel when you make a shitpost but post it in the wrong thread
I-I-I-I was only pretending
>>184385431
>>184385431
a bought account.
>>184384409
the starcrump menace lurks in the shadows of many games.
since the assassination of the SC2 esports scene by the coward Blizzard Entertainment the 400K or so hardcore fans have dispersed in the greater esports scene, only emerging when a game's player/twitch numbers stagnate(ded gaem posting) or when gooks are playing (kpop posting)
descend into the madness if you dare
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/145559464/#145559464
>>184385825
the truth is that blitz was never funny or interesting
GRANDGRANT IS STREAMING DOTARDS
>>184385893
>since the assassination of the SC2 esports scene by the coward Blizzard Entertainment the 400K or so hardcore fans
Knock a zero off of that, maybe 2.
>>184385893
Now THAT'S a dead thread
GUYS STARCRAFT IS NOT DEAD OKAY, DOTA 2 IS A DEAD GAME, A HAS BEEN GAME. PEOPLE PLAY STARCRAFT, BROODWAR MASTER RACE!!! I AM NOT MEMEING DAMN IT STARCRAFT IS NOT DEAD
>>184385979
>>184385794
Faith will win his 2nd TI
>>184386167
it and the bioshock threads are the worst
>tfw you are a starbull
feelsgoodman to cuck dotards
Rating based on roles fucking
Sick of retards getting pulled through to 6k just by playing support and then fail on carry
>>184386460
Hey, you posted it again. Good for you.
115 posters? lmao dead game
>>184386741
115 of us raised 23 million lmao poorfags in other games
>he plays dota the two
time to kick this thread into high gear with some good old fashion lewdposting
>being a gameshitter
>>184387067
>2 days
Am I a liability because my hero pool is so small? I only play about 5 heroes and I pretty much hate all agility heroes. The only agility hero I can stomach playing is venge and I only play her as a support.
I want to branch out more but I really dislike so much of the dota 2 hero pool. My issue is that my friends tell me I should try more heroes but I legit just can't. I play dazzle a lot and I like him but my friends resent that hero because "he isn't a aggressive support" basically, they don't like supports who can't hard disable. Is dazzle really all that bad?
>>184387067
How can one sister be such a slut while the other is so pure?
>>184386460
>tfw you are drinking Redbull
feelsogman
>>184387353
>dotacouch stopped working on sfm
>no good dota 2 sfm futa anymore
>tfw chest pains
>>184387763
Chest pains are common in young people, you'll be fine mate.
>>184387889
it was just gas
>>184387889
i'm not so sure about that
Group A top 4:
EG
LGD
Liquid
TNC
Group B top 4:
VP
Newbee
OG
LFY
Too easy.
>>184381982
>>184387889
t. fatty
I wanna plug her butt
>>184387315
Having a shitty hero pool is a sure way of reducing your chances of winning in a party. It's not like Dazzle is bad, but in a age where aggression is king and movements/ganks are rewarded, the babysitting and saving fucking retards strats have taken a backseat amidst it all. Disables and chain stuns are vital in this age where dispels are aplenty. Not to mention pubs pick his counter almost all the time (DoT heroes, Axe, etc). How about trying Oracle?
If not, I suggest trying playing solo while playing random shit(or bots if you're such a pussy). There's too much to not playing/knowing most of the other heroes (for future references in knowing counters and patterns)that it is a certain liability whether they're against or with your team
>>184387931
>gas in your chest
umm???!?
Can someone post the google doc with the predictions
Finally have access to the client for the first time in a month
>>184388753
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1k_edWIomIc6iUYrZX86aQV_6wQsRdqe-BueGI7kHCM0/htmlview?sle=true#gid=383519710
>>184388791
i feel like people underestimate visage
I do not for the life of me understand intentional feeders.
If you're so fucking mad and hate the game, why even prolonge it for yourself, just abandon and go next
You're sure as shit getting 4 man reported or even more if you stay and feed.
Blog over.
Hey /vg/, did you know that Peru's average IQ is 85, so the average peruvian you play against on dota saying "jajajaj ptmr :V" are literally borderline retarded? :)
http://www.assessmentpsychology.com/iqclassifications.htm
https://iq-research.info/en/page/average-iq-by-country
>>184389173
did you know YOUR iq is 80 since you think basing iq on pisa scores makes any sense
not to mention that you seem to think it makes perfect sense that peruvians are literally as smart/dumber than american niggers
your source is mostly bullshit, m8, think about it
lmao
>>184389504
Go back to South America and take your reddit spacing with you. Here's another source.
http://www.photius.com/rankings/national_iq_scores_country_ranks.html
>>184389652
that's not a different source you moron, it's just lynn bullshit rephrased
you are a retard if you think peruvians are dumber than ameriniggers - idk how that makes sense to you
>>184388791
thanks
>>184389162
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