Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

How often do the battegrounds switch?

>>184000335
>totally fucking up garry by making him a tank
Blizzard, I...

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>buy chromie
>nuke squishies from miles away in complete safety

shit, she's almost as fun as azmo

Fourth for a boring, lame kit.

>>184000335
Add these to the OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-_qEVW9I_A
https://www.invenglobal.com/articles/2537/garrosh-full-talents-and-abilities-revealed

>>184001174
>expecting tantrum baby: the boy to have a fun kit

>>184000998

His papa is going to be a fucking mad berserker though, so just wait for him to get your bloodthirst sated.

>>184001115
>set up stun
>sit in bush
>watch someone get stun
>do nothing about it
maximum enjoyment

>tfw you sneak into the girls locker room after a match and steal valeeras pantsu

bit upset lads, i was hoping for a ragemachine but got a tank instead

http://play.163.com/17/0727/14/CQC1JSRC00318QD0.html

another q&a here saturday if you care to figure out the time zones:
http://blizzcon.blizzard.cn/minisite/chinajoy2017/

it's on repeat now. today's show match was just what looked like audience members playing a normal game with what seemed to be casters. no garrosh.
don't know if the friday show match will have him but i doubt it.

haven't found any youtube-type videos of anyone playing garrosh at the show. also think i remember seeing a new armor indicator but i can't find the image right now

>>184001813
>being upset that we're actually getting a tank, something the game desperately needs
The ABSOLUTE state of this playerbase

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>>184002098
BUT MUH LOOORE

The only thing more delicious than Garroshfag tears are the marshmallows roasted over his smoking electrocuted corpse.

>>184002098
>i am 18 and have reflexes of my granny so i play a moba competitively

>>184002419
t. Metzen

God I am eternally overwhelmed with the atmosphere of HotS.
No matter who or what, I end up completely in character from the masterful game and sound design. Character "dreams" are the real deal. Playing Varian actually makes me start thinking bolder, viewing my enemies derisively and calling them cowards. Playing Butcher makes me think more bestial, communications degrading into grunts and howls, viewing enemies as prey to be isolated and devoured. Playing Malthael I feel like everything I can reach is something that must be destroyed, sending out as much death as possible in all directions, dragging every foe down, allowing no escape, death incarnate.
I'm drunk on this game, god damn.

>>184002098
That's why I like about blizz, they said they don't give a fuck about what people want and they add what the game need.

>>184001513
>grom gets added
>he's a support

>>184001565
>implying she wears any

>>184001520
>set mine
>they walk into it
>walk out of bush, /taunt, then run away

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New mount and altered UI spotted in Chingchong land

>Malthael
>Death
>Stukov
>Pestilence
>Garrosh
>War
>????
>Famine
Whos next bros

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>>184003341
Famine=China=Mei

>>184003341
Pestilence isn't a real horseman, fuckwad. It's Death, War, Famine, Conquest.

>>184003341
>pestilence

Is conquest kid.

>>184003341
Mei

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>>184003072
>that bike
day 1 buy

>>184000335
>Uses his axe to bring the enemy
>He can toss niggas back and forward
That character is unfair!

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Reminder of reddit karma-whoring sell-out rats: https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/4mh256/theres_a_guy_on_4chan_who_has_accurately_leaked/

https://www.reddit.com/user/SSJ5Gogetenks
>ponyfucker

They are in this thread RIGHT NOW!

>>184002723
copy pasta?

>>184003879
I've said it a couple times before, so more like a reiteration. I don't even know why I'm saying it. Broadcasting my fixation to any who'd hear, I guess.
Someone call me crazy already.

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>>184003072
DAY
1
BUY

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>>184002243
i've seen complaints about the "lore" and the "design" for literally every single fucking hero released since I started playing

Wow, Garrosh looks duller than I could've imagined.

>>184003879
Probably one of the daily reddit "appreciation" posts.

>>184003482
>>184003493
It sure was.

But then it changed, and the common horseman is now pestilence/plague, which makes more sense because conquest is just double dipping on war,

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>>184004147
>It sure was.
>
>But then it changed

>>184004095
I don't think anyone complained about Lucio. He's pretty much exactly like Overwatch.
.. at least, ironically, after Overwatch patched him to be more like HotS (small, visible music radius and greater speed when wall riding).

>>184003341
>Famine
>Death
>War
>Conquest
Who are this characters from? It's the four horsemen, but from what verse? Diablo?

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>>184004408
>It's the four horsemen, but from what verse
how? how do you not know this? when were you born? where have you lived?

>>184004408
>>184004502
warcraft universe, they exist since vanilla.

>>184004408
wait why are we talking about the horsemen? are they being added or something?

>>184004358
Everyone here just made nigger jokes and went full beta uprising because muh diversity quotas

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>the four horsemen are from the warcraft universe

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>>184004723
>come to shitpost about the 4 horseman in a blizzard game
>mad when people said they are from warcraft, a blizzard game

Garrosh AoE taunt is neat and all, but I feel like the aoe slow to be insane considering his kit. The taunt almost feels gimmicky in a way since it has such a short cooldown and that garrosh isn't that bulky to begin with. anyone feel me on this?

>>184004349
Biblical cannon changes every 15 years
Don't tell me you take any of it seriously?

>>184004619
From mount leak.

>>184004819
What mount leak?

>>184004545
WoW ones dont have...domains?
They are color coded though.

White-conquest (or plague)
Black-famine
Red-war
Pale (or green)- death

>>184004147
War takes away people's lives.
Conquest takes away people's freedom.

>>184004890
from reddit >>184003072
which got it from china

>>184004914
>white
>plague

>green
>death

Anon, I...

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>>184004798
jokes on you, im not a cathocuck. my canon is from the olden days, unchanged
stay reformed

>>184004502
>He thinks I play wow
>Paying $20 a month
Find the Blizzjew.

>>184004986
How the fuck is that horseman related? Is a fucking mad max reference for the new Garrosh skin.

>>184004987
Not him but conquest is the white horseman and death is the pale horseman he is just describing the wow colors.

>orthodox
>unchanged
Top kek

>>184005070
>How the fuck is that horseman related?
its from the same leak not that the bike is the horsemen

>>184005008
>guys where are the four horsemen from?
>"anon how dont you know where the four horsemen are from?"
>uhh i dont play wow kys
you are even dumber

>>184005129
Well I'm a retard I guess, going to look reddit for it.

majority of games is about same as this. Leavers, idiotic picks, cant play at all. And on top some placement either newbies or smurfs. Which doesnt help either.
Being in Gold league atm isnt even about making some progress, its more about not losing ranks. I guess it would be maybe better to not actually play this game at all.
I seen pre-season, all seasons, played them all, but this is hands down worst of them all. Its so bad that its not even funny. At this point, Blizzard would probably need to ban or silence half of population. Which given how long are queue times in soloQ would probably kill it for good.

>>184005096
>your greentext
>proving anything
you will burn in the eternal hellfire

>>184004558
A character that's bland as fuck visually is much less fun to play. Even if you enjoy your kit the thematic value of a character adds a lot to their enjoy-ability.

>>184005295
>christian propaganda page
>twists words and news to fit their agenda

>>184005159
>Implying I don't know their actual origin
>I have to play wow to know were they are from
>"I-I...I was acting retarded!"
The average wow user is fucking stupid.

>>184005450
>i am going to play pretend and continue implying the other guy played and was ever talking about wow to prove him stupid for asking where the four horsemen are from

>>184005450
>I know where they're from
>few posts ago
>where are they from?
HMM

Is vs ai going to develop problematic habits if all I'm going to play is like qp/brawl/custom otherwise?

where the FUCK is the in dev. Don't they normally put one up before PTR?

>>184005580
Apparently you don know how to fucking read as well, read and comprehend, buddy.

My questions was, "from what "verse"?". It could be from wow or diablo. I didn't say anything related towards their actual origin. Look who's retarded now.

>>184005971
Wait until this weekend

>>184005646
not really, vs ai is pretty nice starting out cause no one really cares if you're just standing around looking at talents

>>184001565
>TFW she watches you while stealthed in the corner

>>184005819
>look up the full story
>its even worse
>its in sweden
not even sligthly surprised

>>184005252
>Being in Gold league atm isnt even about making some progress, its more about not losing ranks
I went from gold 4 to plat this season, you just fucking suck you faggot. git gud

>>184005252
>idiotic picks
>in gold

official forums or reddit these are great

Please let there be a greenskin tint for Mad Axe Garrosh. I need to WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

>>184006506
that one reddit in the negatives

>>184006559
I want to see his master skin.

Garrosh's animations look really poor desu, they're all very stiff instead of feeling like he's swinging a huge axe

>>184000335
WHERE ARE THE SKINS! ANYTHING IN DEVELOPMENT!

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leaked mount boys

I WILL DIE HISTORIC ON THE FURY ROAD

>>184006775
welcome to 2 weeks ago anon

>>184006280
>>184006752
Oh and by the way, she suggested to move christian symbols from certain rooms to another, not remove them at all
Jesus fuck

>>184006775
Anything about the skins?

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>>184005346
Seconded. I remember people going for elves just so they get that random jump.
NEVER TRUST AN ELF

Garrosh does feel a bit bland though,i hoped we would get another Varian.
>>184006775
WITNESSED
What happened with that Furiosa spinoff movie?

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>>184000335
I CAN NOW THROW BULLIES FEELS GOOD

>>184004095
>i've seen complaints about the "lore" and the "design" for literally every single fucking hero released since I started playing
"Why isnt tassadar an assassin, I am literally incapable of separating the high templar unit from the lore figure who was basically Protoss Gandhi, who despite being one of the most badass warriors in existence preferred not to fight"

>>184007018
>Literally, Volibear
>The character

>>184007123
Tassadar has appropriate abilities and role that fits with the lore.
Its like people didnt even play Starcraft.

>>184000335
Why do people say that his animation sucks? He looks cool. I just hope that he has survability. Throwing bad guys away, healing with W, and the armor trait. He must be a tanky tank, right? If he dies in 2 seconds like other bruisers, he is going to be bad. Im guessing this since the spolight said that he has low health

>>184006752
>b-but she wanted to make a church a place where jews and muslims and hindus can worship their gods
>that makes it okay anon
>shes also a lesbian but lets not talk about that

>>184005991
No one was talking about actual characters you tard.

The implication was the recent hero releases. Malthael being Death, Stukov as Pestilence, Garrosh as War, and presumably Kel'thuzad as Famine.

>>184006890
>Furiosa
Hopefully it got cancelled,

>hurr durr a strong wimin who don't need no man except max to do everything of importance, she can't even drive a truck properly, her only job

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>>184007559
Kelthuzad is a terrible pick for Famine.
On the other hand i cant think of any good pick for that one...most WoW undeads fall under pestilence.

What did that Belial in Diablo 3 do?

>>184007257
High templars do not shield people
High templars do not create force walls
High templars cannot transform into an Archon on their own
Once transformed into an Archon, High templars are sacrificed and cannot revert
Elite High templars such as Tassadar and Karass attack in periodic psi blasts, not a continuous beam of energy
High templars do not phase out of reality to escape (nothing in SC does)
High templars move extremely slowly
The Psi Storm ability iconic to High templars is extremely damaging but expensive on their energy

All in all: fuck you, no, Tassadar is a fucking sentry in HotS.

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>>184007018
>cunt b step you
>toss the cunt into your base
>b step him as he dies to towers

>>184007257
>Tassadar has appropriate abilities and role that fits with the lore.
No he doesn't, let's check:

>Oracle (Trait)
Fine, why not, vision fits the lore of a powerful and wise psionic

>Distortion beam (AA)
High templars deal not basic attacks in SC, the first time you see them attack anything is in the LotV cinematic, so I guess it fits with that "retcon"

>Plasma Shield (Q)
High Templars were never support units, they were damage dealers and disruptors, Plasma Shield is more of a Sentry ability

>Psi Storm (W)
The only High Tempalr ability

>Dimensional Shift (E)
Huh, okay I guess for a powerful psionic, but no mention of that previously in SC lore

>Archon (R)
Required the definite fusion of 2 high templars in SC, it was considered the ultimate sacrifice and not the temporary power-up it is for Tassadar in Heroes

>Force Wall (R)
A fucking Sentry ability

Tassadar is a half sentry, half "powerful psionic guy" character, which doesn't fit at all with the lore in Starcraft, when you have to say that mayyyyybe a high templar powerful enough could have those abilities, you're justifying the bastardization of his character because it's convenient

>>184008291
>High templars deal not basic attacks in SC, the first time you see them attack anything is in the LotV cinematic, so I guess it fits with that "retcon"
Tassadar's unit can autoattack in SC1, and Karass can attack in SC2, so it's the most elite of high templar who have the psi blast power.
Their attacks are identical, single blasts of appreciably high power but average attack period.
Which, of course, is not how Tass attacks in HotS.

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>>184007920
Actually...Firebat can be famine because he burns shit down?

>>184006378

>being gold in the first place

If you don't place Diamond 3 every season you're terrible. Sorry.

>>184008291
Coop templars can attack and their shield storm shields allies.

>>184009272
Co Op came after HotS and has some retroactiveness to it, see Sgt. Hammer and everything about Abathur.

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>its good to be a king

>people think they dont have to ban malthael now

hahaha, what a joke

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>>184005450

i know that most summerfags here are autisticaly stupid but you managed to make them look smart

get the fuck out of here and kys

>>184009920
He's still decent but not press R, q into enemy team, and faceroll over your keyboard tier anymore.

>>184007920
KT isn't a terrible pick for famine because he ruined the grain, I guess.

>>184005295
>File no longer exists (404).
What was it?!

>>184007779
Fury Road would of been perfect without Furiosa.
And I say this as someone who watches exclusively CGDCT anime.

>>184010727
You mean he laced it with plague?Still goes under pestilence. Maybe some mantid because they are insectoid?

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>>184010774
get 4chanx

>>184010785
Yeah, if the mad max future ever happens women will be reduced to sex toys like those immortan joes supermodel sluts

>>184011261
Not necessarily, not to mention, the mad Max future won't happen, and if it does, it will quickly burnt itself out.
Doesn't change the fact that she's an awful character.

>>184010330
he can still do that, but not solo. he's still getting shittons of armor plus whatever his support is giving him. him + uther for example can solo a team

what prevents me from collecting boxes till a hero i like gets released with expectations to get it from it?

>>184012409
Hero drops are really rare and you can get duplicates. Also newer heroes are always Legendary drops only.

>>184012409
The horrible droprate, and the fact that it's better to get the shards for a hero and buy them with gold than get them out of a chest.

>>184012409
Nothing.

Maybe just the fact that it's a legendary-tier rarity.

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>>184012512
well only one i'm interested right now its auriel to try it,so its not like i'm in a hurry
wondered since there was something on wow like
>stuff inside the lootcrate gets decide when you buy it , so you can't collect it for future patch stuff

The next hero is Kel'Thuzad
After him is the Firebat.
Are there any significant Firebats, are what would their abilities be?
>inb4 it's hammers boyfriend

>>184012409
Nothing, but you could easily open 100 crates and only get 2-3 10,000g heroes, all of which turn out to be duplicates.

>>184013001
Hype.

>>184012876
>stuff inside the lootcrate gets decide when you buy it , so you can't collect it for future patch stuff
This is true for Memewatch.
It is the opposite for HotS. Box contents aren't rolled on purchase.

give me one reason to not worship vaala

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we should have lost this game. shit draft on our team and we never got a dk until the very end. medvih did get a very clutch leyline where we won our only teamfight. so stupid. our 9 kills to their 17

>>184014856
>get more value from lategame objective win
>win
>complain
Only bunga

>>184014856
>stitches soloing seige camp during that
Wew

>>184014856
>Stitches
lmao

>why pick sylvanass after the nerfs (during match)
>next match
>ban sylvanass right away
i love getting the same people over and over in ranked

>>184016227
>Sylavanas nerfs

when, what are you talking about. She's still fine

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>>184016227
>sylvannas
>nerfs
Why does this general attract such bungaposters

>>184015487
only a bunga would find satisfaction in any win

>>184007123
more like "why isn't tassadar an assassin, he does a ton of damage in fights and they nerfed the shit out of his old shieldbot build"

>>184013001
>what would their abilities be
transforms between slow armored bruiser Firebat mode and fast longer-ranged kitey asshole Hellion mode
attacks hit an aoe like dva
not sure what else they'd have

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>get blame the whole match by alarak
time to stop playing

>>184016619
>when, what are you talking about. She's still fine
you tell me , i just started with hots with 2.0
i was the one using her

Now that we know his talents, what do you think is going to be the standard Garrosh build? Bodycheck with sustain, or ebin Toss build?
Will both heroics be viable?

>>184018878
But he has higher hero damage than you.

>>184018878

This sheet means nothing

1. Alarak is better than all of you and you dumbfucks don't know how or when to engage, leaving Alarak in the dust
2. Alarak is a feeding faggot

Both can be true. But the fact you think linking this is evidence he sucks means you're fucking shit. Which means Alarak is probably right. Then again it's probably Quick Match so you're all absolute dogshit.

>>184019343
in which part of the post i'm saying i'm better than him as a player?

>>184019467
>>184019479
keep your high horse captian faggot

Damn, Leoric is actually bretty gud.

>good damage
>decent teamfight presence
>good cc with entomb

>>184019343
>>184019467
>implying there is literally ever any excuse for having 10 deaths no matter what character you're playing

desu 5 is really pushing it too

>>184000335
Garrosh looks like complete ass. Did they get the intern to do his animations or something? Effects are boring as shit too.

>>184002098
>Tank
>Half naked orc with an 2 handed Axe
>TANK
Come on, try at least. There are thousands of other warcraft heroes who would fit the tank lore much better, I am not even starting to talk about how his kit is relying on pulling and throwing people around with an AXE instead of slicing them in half

>>184019809
Nice blogpost friend

what are some heroes to avoid if I wanna go ranked
havent played that yet and I dont want to be a burden.

>>184019809
That Q animation looks like something Jaina would do. But Thrall also shares animations with the Vikings.

>>184020149
Nova, Gazlowe, Butcher, Samuro, Hammer, Murky

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I am sick. I am SICK. DO YOU HEAR ME? ARE YOU HEARING MY WORDS THROUGH THIS TEXT? I AM DONE. FINISHED. IT'S OVER. ALL OF YOU ABATHUR HATERS CAN GO TO YOUR NEAREST INN N OUT TO SUCK THE HAIRIEST COCK IN THE WASHROOM.

WE SPEND THE ENTIRE GAME SUPPORTING YOUR ASSES, PUSHING THE LANE YOU CUNTS WERE TOO LAZY TO PAY ATTENTION TO, PROVIDING IMPECCABLE VISION GLOBALLY THROUGHOUT THE MAP FOR YOUR SHITBRAINS TO THROW THE GAME WITH YOUR MENTAL INCOMPETENCE.

Here's a friendly tip: THE NEXT FUCKING TIME ABATHUR PINS ON SOMETHING, IT'S PROBABLY A GOOD FUCKING IDEA TO GO SEE WHAT THE FUCK THE DEAL IS. DON'T GO GANKING. DON'T GO CLEAR A WAVE. DON'T EVEN BOTHER SAVING A FAGGOT ASS TEAMMATE. LISTEN. TO. YOUR. ABATHUR.

Every fucking time there's one of you faggots that virtually forget about Abathur's existence. God how I wish you were in the enemy team so I could slide this Zerg dick down your throat and out your ass until the vibrating force of my ejaculation rearranges your molecular strands into a BETTER AND USEFUL ADDITION TO THE GOD DAMN TEAM. Fuck you, FUCK you, and FUCK YOU. Good fucking night.

>>184020149
Dont play meme heroes or splitpushers
Dont play heroes you arent comfortable with
Dont play hard to play heroes unless you are godly with them

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How in the fuck are you supposed to play this hero. I don't get it.

>>184020149
dont pick lili tor tyrande unless your team already has another healer. neither can soloheal but your dumb pub teammates will still think "thank god someone else picked support so i can pick a fourth assassin"

>>184020678
fly around and spam spray\taunt\voiceline

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>>184000335
FUCKING FINALLY.

>>184022610
mongoloid?

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Lok'tar ogar, my love

>"garroshs kit doesnt fit!"
Is this the new leddit "tassadar isnt a templar!" Fotm whine topic?

How fucking autistic can Blizzard fans be

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>ANOTHER ORC

At this rate we'll never get another Zerg hero

>no one is even trying to attack the immortal
>even though it's on our side
bunga, right?

>>184023698
>tassadar isnt a templar!
what? he's literally a high templar in sc1

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>mfw my team on hanamura just lost the 4man against a solo supp tyrande who went DPS when we have auriel + guldan

truly astonishing

>>184019638
>1 viable heroic
>have to run away if you whiff W
>escape leaves a big obvious punching bag for the enemy team to get free damage on you

With all that said,
>one of the most satisfying AA's in the game
>one of the most satisfying Q's in the game
>W is devastating if you can get it off on a tank
>Q has great slow

>too scared to qp
is this what professionals call autism

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>>184020035
>tank
>half naked tauren with a 2 handed axe
>TANK

>>184000335
>An ability that draws people in
>And another that throws them away
For what purpose?

>>184024379
remember when you were in high school and bullies would push you back and forth to each other even though it would be easier to just punch the shit out of you

yeah its like that
so grats you get to re live those moments. :3

>>184024496
Diablo is my bully. Shoving me into walls really hard.

>>184024496
Yea I remember those times in school. Now I cum watching gay porn and female POV videos most of the time.

>>184023698
It doesn't at all though. It's okay to admit Blizzard fucked up, anon.

>>184024647
Well like jesus always says everyone ends up where they're supposed to end up

>>184024595
uwu

>>184020352
where is this from anyways

>>184020318
>>184020362
>>184020936
picked ragnaros and stomped hard.
this ranked shit is ez

what is an acceptable stack/min on nazeeb?

>>184024336
but he's metal so of course he's harder.

>>184023898
You literally just got one fuckboi.

>>184025141
Depends on map.

>ETC picks mosh pit vs Muradin, they're own ETC, and D.va, who all interrupt him every single time, we are basically down a heroic 100% of the time
>"gg we lost on team comp :/"

s t o p. Do I really have to hand hold people into why some choices are good/bad

>still no velen
ITS BEEN 6 LONG YEARSSSSSSS

>>184024806
It fits infinitely better to his raod boss, hearthstone, and cinematic appearanced than slapping a fucking arms warrior kit onto him would have.

Wowfags are a plague on this game.

please I beg you how do I into abathur?

Honestly I would be grateful if one could provide an updated guide on him. I'm never on the podium and it really makes me feel bad.

I feel like I soak slightly above average when body soaking.

I play hybrid/hat abathur with prolific and vile nest.

>been playing shadowstalk tyrande from day 1 since rework
>now everyone plays it
>tfw no more unique snowflake

>>184026415
Dont do hybrid builds on Abathur ever. Only exception should be healing spine talent or no healing spine talent depending on comp. Hybridizing hurts Abathur far more than almost any hero.

>>184024379
throws them wherever the hell he wants, including backwards into his team

>>184025141
175 before level 20. That's it.

>>184024379
>bring hero (es) close
>throw where it is unsafe to be
Makes ya think

>ignore objectives
>ignore my team for the most part aside from trapping them with zombie wall occasionally
>get 20
>turn the game around while being harder to kill than a fully shielded immortal
why is nazeebo so fun bros

>try to play sonya
>die in one hot from a minion
>do 0.00001 damage
>end match with 1 kills and 10 deaths
sonya is fucking trash
>in a match right now
>sonya on my team
>literally immortal
>constantly jumps into 1v3 or 1v4 and walks away no problem after 4 dings
>watch her jump on an enemy and VAPORIZE 60% of his fucking health instantly
FUCKING HOW
HOW
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
sonya does no fucking damage and is made out of wet fucking paper so how was that cunt fucking doing that
FUCKING HOW??!!

>tfw garrosh will be even more fun to troll with than stitches
does his ally throw break their stealth?

>>184027513
you are probably building her badly. You take every survivability/whirldwind talent with wraith of the berserker

>>184025908
is dva unstoppable during boosters?
how do she and the enemy ETC interrupt mosh?

>>184027513
stop taking the rightclick talents they suck and only work against stationary targets like immortals

leap in poison spear slam, that's all you gotta do to blow nerds up

>>184028370
she would charge him right at the start of his channel before he actually starts stunning, or throw her self destructing mech into it. It was Muradin most of the time that stopped it though

how long should it generally take to get a hero to lvl 5

>>184029040
Like 7 or 8 matches maybe? Assuming you don't lose too much.

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>have the chance to add the cutest female character in the blizzard universe
>get some bald faggot instead
can someone explain this to me?

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Fall asleep after playing some hots
>Dream about playing as tracer
>Fight hammer
>She jumps out of her tank and uses a flame thrower
>Team stands in front of her somehow she won't die because she heals from the fire
>Manage to pulse bomb her
>Kite the enemy Butcher and KT
>Win the fight
>Kayne West comes out to congratulate me
>He gives me his half eaten dinner as a prize
>Wake up hungry

I think I need to stop playing this game for while.

>>184029769
>dreamed that I was good at vikings
>wake up
>try vikings
>at least 10 deaths each

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>>184029769

>>184029649
Waifufags should be gassed thats why

>>184029876
I suck at playing Vikings but I have 100% on him after 16 games.

>>184029769
I thought this was going to turn into porn once you said Tracer.

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kill jester

>>184016227
There's nothing better than playing against the same person again in a ranked game and they insta-ban the character you just played.

>>184030554
no , it was the same team
>played with anon355
>anon366 complains why pick sylvanass after the nerfs the whole match
>lose or won i forgot (think we did lose)
>next match sane dude on my team bans her right away

>>184026374
>it fits him better than what he actually does in his appearances

Holy fuck, how does the metzen cum taste blizzcuck?

holy shit azmodan is such a comfy hero
you just sit way the fuck back where nobody can even touch you and press your 'contribute to teamfight' button once every 10 seconds and end up with top siege damage top hero damage and top xp

why the fuck is there a login queue for battlenet?

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What the fuck?

>>184031805
ogrewatch got a new nig hero

>>184031695
yeah except he get bullied in his lane until he gets 25 stacks or level 10

and his aoe bomb is easily outhealed by healers so you rely on your team to follow up which rarely ever happens in solo q

like you said, throw a dunk every 10s and nothing else because if you go in melee range and try to be a hero with your lazer you get blown up by CC so it's pretty boring actually

>>184031872
>blizz knows each new hero = boost in users
>doesn't do anything about it
peak network

>>184031805
You can bypass this queue by hitting Go offline, launching hots and then logging in the game itself. Had no queue this way

Buff Raynor.

>>184032197
its probably worse than a new WoW expansion because people dont have to pay to log into overwatch after buying it.

>>184032547
tychus is already "raynor but buff"
he used to at least have a cigar differentiating him but now they're literally the same guy just with different muscle mass

>>184032710
It's relatively easy handled, which is what I assume they just did because I exited launcher and it went from ~400min to ~3 even though if I directly launch OW is still says 2000+ players ahead of you in queue

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>play ranked
>demotion game number 8 this season
>already lost 9 games in a row
>show murky to push their shit in while they are fighting in mines
>literally no one talks or shows pick the entire pre-game
>after i pick murky the faggot guldan goes "gg, i AFK"
>he AFKs and only moves around to feed and not get kicked
>he literally does camps then walks away from them so enemies can capture
BUT ITS NOT YOUR TEAM'S FAULT!
FORCED 50 ISN'T REAL! REEEEE

massive stukov nerf must be comming soon. there is no way they will leave him like this, because any other healer can only heal like 20-40% of health of a single target every 10 seconds, stukov can heal 80% of health of his entire team every 15 seconds. It's like 5x simultaneous instant ancestral healing, absolutely insane

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>Its another teammate hoards 40 coins and dies episode.

>>184032854
>a feeder who somehow had more siege and hero damage than you

>>184020067
It's true.

>>184032961
Yup. There is going to be a massive nerf to a hero with a 49% win rate.

>>184032961
>waaaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah so insane broken op plssss fix blizz
>sub-50 win rate

would a ranged autoattack redeem gazlowe

>>184033131
99% of all matches have stukov on both teams, of course he has 50% win rate you fucking autist, it's basic math, when one stukov wins the other stukov loses

>>184032961
stukov has ludicrous sustain heal but not too much single-target save
he'll make poke-based heroes cry their eyes out
but if you're diving and bursting a single target you'll do ok, especially if you do it after his pathogen times out and before he can cast another one

>>184033245
You can't have 2 of the same hero in ranked m8.

>>184033245
hotdogs doesn't count mirror matches when calculating hero winrate

>>184033375
Ranked is irrelevant, only retards and manchildren care about hl, normal people play only qm

>>184033486
how do you feel about stuns, invisibility, and IQposting

>>184033317
>not too much single-target save
>instantly restoring almost 100% of an assassin's health while also slowing the enemy chasing him and pushing him all the way back to his warpgate is not good single target saving
ok

>>184033486
is this what people convinces themselves when they're too scared of having their skills quantified

stukov's winrate is also low because of the dumbasses who spend entire fights channeling arm and not casting Q
or who think they can only ever heal by using D so they spend their 16s cooldown on a single 90% hp hero right before a teamfight starts
or people who just don't cast pathogen for some reason
especially with One Good Spread he should just be tossing that shit out on cooldown every time

>>184033951
no is what shitposters said to get (You)s

>>184034098
Even in master it's only 50%.

>>184034098
>dumbasses who spend entire fights channeling arm
literally what is up with this
which esports pro is telling noobs to do this

>>184034549
oh gotcha

>>184034732
because they can

sort of like hammer and siege mode

>>184033084
I'm not that guy but of fucking course you're going to have more hero damage if you keep suiciding into people and pressing all your buttons

why are all the overwatch heroes allowed to just be straight up better than everyone else in their class?

>>184034948
because wowfags refuse to play them so they never actually get the exposure necessary for blizz to nerf

>>184034732
Because there is usually nothing else to do.

>second time ever playing malthael
>my team is just running around as 4 all game long
>enemy team is running as 5 all game long
>say fuck this and go push lanes
>gather like 400 seeds on my own while enemy team gets around 120 whole game
>my team hardly did any seed collecting
>also capped all the mercs my team ever had
Playing something other than Abathur sure is nice

when i play stukov in my shitty goldie QM games and the dumb matchmaker inevitably gives me a mirror match I somehow end up with double the healing of the enemy stukov just by spamming Q in fights

>>184034732
these are the people who normally firstpick 3 assassins in your hl game
they want to play the cool new hero but they also just want to do damage and get kills
so they do shit like channeling arm for 5 years without interrupting it to cast their heal, or tossing pustule out in lane and spending their D to detonate it for "harass" or something even though it does almost no damage

>>184034948
That doesn't apply to tracer when Genji exists who does everything better then her.

>>184034948
And with mei added soon they'll dominate every class.

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blgId2NnU8c
>Solo Tank
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1SdVC2mrz8
>Solo Tank
>https://youtu.be/slzQOyS5TqQ?t=55s
>Solo Tank

mei:
Q: frostbolt
W: ice block
E: force wall
D:Remorseless Winter:
Enemy Heroes that remain within MEI'S AUTO ATTACK for 3 seconds are rooted for 1.25 seconds. This effect can only happen once every 10 seconds.
R1: starfall: slow and damage enemies in an area
R2: ????

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>You will be able to throw Jania into nukes on warhead
I am ready for the salt mates.

what are some fun "singleplayer" things do do in qm?

so far i've tried getting as many merc camps as I can, trying to see how many tyrande owl stacks I can get, how many nazzebo stacks i can get, how many murky deaths, et cetera

got any other ideas?

>>184036129
>assassinfags refuse to play any hero who can't get ebin solokills

>>184036129
>Garroshfag angry that his retarded plot device bara husbando isn't a cool epic assassin

I'll never get sick of seeing this.

>>184036131
the next overwatch hero is doomfist, accept it

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who wins?

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>>184036267
>>184036297
>Assassin

>>184036219
play azmo with tfb
stay as far away from the enemy team as possible
do your best to only ever hit minions, try to end the game with 0 hero damage and 300k siege damage

>>184036129
The last one is literally him tanking damage, using the burst damage talent at level 1, and then using the pull for a finisher against a single one of chen's panda pals.
Seems pretty fitting to me.

>>184036621
Stretch any further and you would snap.

How long until they remove the talent to throw allies from Garrosh thanks to all the griefing?

>>184036954
about the same time they remove zombie wall, crystal aegis, force wall, and helping hand

>>184037035
Force wall is about the only one of those that can really grief someone and even then it's pretty limited in use

The throw can kill someone on your team at almost any time and is much easier to grief with

How is anyone surprised garrosh is a tank? I called that as soon as he was announced.

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>>184037571
At least he isn't a multiclass which I was very afraid he might be.

>>184037571
Because in wow tank warriors don't do anything cool.
So all warrior NPCs are dps in cinematics and wow fanboys get angry when they aren't translated as such.
It's why you have people yelling about how Varian shouldn't be allowed to get Taunt.

>>184037571
well basically under hots' dumb class system tanks hit like wet noodles and so they don't fit the fantasy of ANY character

>>184037802
Both hots and wow are flooded with dps who are dime a dozen who half the time are dumb as shit. They play so badly the support/tank does more damage then them.

when will we get a brawl with 5 1hp tyrandes vs each other with owl on a 1 second cooldown but no other abilities or auto attacks enabled

when will we get a 'tag' brawl with 5 tracers who can't shoot but instantly kill with melee

feels bad having mmr so high i cant find quick match quick enough

>>184009803

>ALLIED.com

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>>184038142
>fun and good = big damage

when will we get a 'HUAAAGH' brawl with 5 varians who can only parry (with level 4 parry talent) and colossus smash, but instantly kill with colossus smash

>>184029649

>cutest female
But anon, Li Ming is already in HotS.

>>184038570
fun and good is having a big impact
doing big damage is one way to do that
stunning people who are out of position while your team blows them the fuck up is also pretty fun and good
but hots has babby casual-tier stuns that are nowhere near as satisfying as, say, playing Bane or Lion or Tidehunter or Enigma etc etc etc in dota

>>184038875
It's part of why there are so many slows and pseudo-roots now, since the devs wanted meaty stuns but everyone complained they were unfun.
Also there were too many of them without real counters, these days we could probably get some of them back and be fine.

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>barely escaped team fight that went south
>suddenly smacked by tyrande's stupid bird
>YOU ARE NOT PREPARED

>>184039551
>tfw not prepared

I wanted a big dick Sonya/Artanis style Bruiser!

>>184039930
Sonya already has a big dick.

>>184038875
>need damage to have impact
I bet you think stitches is bad too lol

why would you want to read a post before responding to it, anyways?

>>184040693
Stitches actually does crazy damage with Slam build though. That's what everyone is picking anyways.

Fuck Garrosh, i was excited about him until i saw his spotlight video. He is a straight up no holds barred power creep on Diablo. RIP my main.

why does everyone in qm just like stop playing
is it some common bot problem

>>184040921
He has no gap closer and his Q is ridiculously short range. Also it seems like his damage will be inferior to Diablo's unless he picks Body Check + Decimate.

>>184040921
It's entirely possible Diablo is going to be better than Garrosh on account of the fact Garrosh has no fucking mobility, if the enemy team is mostly backliners Diablo can charge in and slam them into his team, Garrosh isn't gonna do shit

>>184041370
>body check + decimate
his big damage talent is the Q quest at 1 though, and that one competes with bodycheck

>>184041573
>little damage over time tied to skillshot
oh i laff

>>184041758
>smallish burst damage on a 20 second cooldown
>vs a similar amount of damage added onto your 5s cooldown spamshot

>>184041908
Q quest will net larger numbers but probably less kills secured.

I still think in general you won't be using bodycheck for the damage. 60% slow is pretty nice though.

>>184042285
I don't think Garrosh should be a big damage dealer at all for the same reason Stitches shouldn't be. No playmaker that effective needs to also do good damage too. It's totally okay for someone as oppressive as Garrosh to be good damage, in fact, that's the way it should be.

>>184043105
>slam stiches still exist
sad!

>>184043368
To be fair they nerfed it

imo reduce stitches' damage heavily but give him more baseline slows and shit that he can follow up on hook with

>>184043474
>>184043650
pretty much just need slow and 30% baseline dmg on slam
and rework his dmg talents in favor utility and control

>>184043650
He has a ton of slows and a big ass fat body to body block AND passive fart damage for just being around. Hook is the best displacements in the game so it's hard to justify giving him even more control.

>>184043979
>a ton of slows
he has none baseline and only 3 talents for them, at levels 7 10 and 16
he should have something baseline from level 1 imo
probably put it on slam so that ability doesnt feel like it does literally nothing without spending 5 talents on it

>>184044320
what are you talking about he has that spell that does aoe damage and slow and also damages himself
and then the channeled ult that stuns and deals heavy damage

any of you follow basketball and able to tell me which teams the azmodunk tints represent? I know yellow and purple is lakers, but I can't put my finger on the other two

vigdory abuf ol :-DD

>>184045470
Clear a path for the villain!

>ranked
>its a 4 man mexican group that doesn't use pings outside of random spam
where's the suicide button

>>184046337
>Ranked
>4 man
>People will reply to this

I love li li not because of her casual lewdness or her tight but supple body, but because she has a sweet innocence and zest for life that makes me long for better days in my own life.

took me 3 days to realize dragonblade's cooldown is now 100 seconds

>>184046529
call yourself the harmonica cause you just got played

>>184046698
ok

>>184046861
ye i know

>>184038875
>babby casual-tier stuns
Found the Dotafag. What makes Dota less casual than HotS once you've memorized what the heroes/items do and know some mental math?
RNG-filled, autoattackers-dominate-everything-because-scaling-attack-speed-rubberbanding-mechanics-in-a-powerspike-based-game, stunlock people for 5+ seconds with one hero, everything-is-unit-target, balanced-by-13-year-olds-rolling-dice shitstorm. I call Stockholm Syndrome.

>Sergeant Hammer on my team is doing shit
>Gee I wonder what level 1 talent she picked
>It's Ambush
every single time

>>184047131
the ability to adapt to changing circumstances more fluidly through gold

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BIG

ORC

COCK

>>184047156
I have yet to see a Hammer pick Ambush and not be utter trash.

>All warrior/bruiser characters are considered to have big dicks
>When they inevitably add a Draenei she's going to be a warrior/bruiser

Looking forward to the fanart.

>>184048210
mei is going to be a warrior before that tho

>>184047156
me unga team bunga, right man?

>>184048737
nah, everyone was doing bad
but I've never ever seen a decent performance out of a hammer with ambush

>>184048210
The Dranei will definitely be Velen since we have no Dranei or Priests.

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Nazeebo made literally 3 of our players leave because of endless flaming. Not even team bunga, team straight up bots.

Worst game I've had since beta, by a lot. Sad :(.

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>>184049017
You do know there is a mute button that prevents this?

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>UNGA
>BUNGA
but its quick play so whatever

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Post yfw you get a solo queueing Abathur/Medivh on your team

>>184049220
why is zul in every fucking qm
I JUST WANT ONE WITHOUT THE HUNKY PIECE OF SHIT

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>>184049189
I was no part of any of it. Nazeebo would not stop typing and fed 4 times in 4 minutes, making everyone else rage quit. I did bes, dunno what to say, I'm still speechless honestly. 2k games and this is the worst I've ever seen.

>>184049220
>not even breaking 100k hero damage
there's only one bunga here and it's you my dude

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>>184049272
>tfw im that aba
>tfw go push build and become mvp

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>>184049272
>solo queueing Medivh

>>184047418
also the ability to have meaningful strategy and map movement instead of "5man and go to the objective" 100% of the time

>>184049390
Should have told your team to mute him and just play. I don't feel sorry one bit for your team when they can easily stop this and just play the game. Nazeebo may have been bad but rage quitting is not the right answer.

>>184049280
I just need unga bunga my way to level 5, I'm sorry

>>184049632
It happened so fast. Guldan quit at like 6 minutes. There was no chance to negotiate. Next thing I knew Arthas left and Butcher followed. The last 4 minutes was just me and the Zeebo herding bots as a last ditch defense.

>>184049713
me but with medi

>>184049280
heroes with self-heal are comfy in qm where you normally have no healer
you could play a healer yourself but then you have to deal with relying on your teammates to be competent

>>184049784
Toxic as he might have been at least both of you tried to still play despite your team being full of faggots. Which is why I will always take the toxic prick over the easily influence by emotions fags. Pretty much anything can make them afk even if its nothing really bad. League was ruined by the very same people.

>>184050179
I'm not even necessarily disagreeing with you but what makes you think people who can't stop themselves from sperging out in chat aren't "easily influenced by emotions"?

>>184050261
>>184050261
Both are bad but one has an option to literately mute the sperg. You can ignore the sperg easily but you can't ignore the fact your whole team rage quit over a few words.

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>>184050441
Well, the chat can be muted, but you can't mute him walking into shit like this on purpose to tilt everyone.

pic related, it's 1:06 into the game when the flaming started with his first solo death

>>184050858
Like I said he isn't that great, but your team quit regardless throwing any chance at you winning. I have plenty of people on my team feed and sometimes they are not even toxic. Half my games I do get these people and just mute them while trying out do their dumbass mistakes. You can turn bad games around, but you can't really turn a game around when your whole team quits.

>>184050858
>1:06 into the game
>starts throwing

Christ