/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist, Payday 2, and John Wick Chronicles General

Previous thread isn't even the correct thread.
Ah well.
Vacation end when?

stop dying
get up

>>183803462
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I NEEEEED A 'Doctor' BAAAAG

So I'm new in these and who the fuck is Trashly?

>>183805078
A trap.

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NEW CONTENT WHEN

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Guys, I think my Dallas is retarded.

>>183806421
That's why you should ace Resilience.

>>183803076
Next Monday.

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/italian-bank-robbers-wear-trump-masks-during-heists-n786261

>>183811402
>Four Stores: Failed

>>183802897
Does anyone else miss the lore from the first year or so?
PD2 is fucking absurd nowadays.

GET BACK UP

>>183811828
>>183811402
GODDAMMIT IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO GO THIS WAY

https://www.amazon.com/Ultimate-Arms-Gear-AR15-Launcher/dp/B00U6Q1HYQ/

>actually took the time to find 2 keys and the case
>get the Arbiter
>I swear it goes in a straight line like a rocket

I love it already

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>>183817838
>Mossad Tactical

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How's Crew Chief?

>>183805159
I can dig it.

How come he posts codes for shit?

>>183820454
Works for them.

How's Sicario or whatever it's called?

>>183829065
Terrible but not as useless as Ex President.

What's the most useless perk deck?

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23th for Microsoft Jacket > Vanilla jacket

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>There is people that never was going with the hype unlocking every achievement and trophy as soon as they appeared
>inb4 people that don’t have all the DLC
>inb4 excuse fags

baka desu senpai sad as fuck

Dead

Update when

>>183836668
Next monday + how many days it takes to produce it.

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>Next update is August, in August
>Followed by the Jewtubers
>No Mercy remake never

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>>183831156
>there are people that didn't uninstall day 1 of crimefest 2015
>these people are ponyfags that can barely speak english

makes sense

>>183830247
Crew chief.

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>>183841212
>There are shitters on this general that dont play the game

>>183841212
>"ponyfags"
>can recognize a pony
fuck off, ponyfag

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>>183843525
know thy enemy

>>183843679
>watching cartoons at 9am
>being a neet
you're indistinguishable from any other ponyfag, i'll give you that

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The payday randos are the best.

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post dragan

>>183844989
If you ask for help but don't say what you need help with, you deserve answers like that.

>>183847520
im yaboi in this scenario

>>183847587
My point still stands.

>>183845891
Why post Dragan? Why not Dallas or Jiro?

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>>183845891

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>>183830290
As it should be, faggot.

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>>183845891

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>he doesn't have Criminal Intent set as his main menu song

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>>183851505
>not For the Kill

>>183851505
>Side Jobs Bot

Nice side jobs you autismo.

>>183851505
>no 4am bot

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HEY YOU GET ON YOUR MEMES

>>183802897
HEEEEELP!!!!

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>>183697412
What's good, heisters? New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- For The Pension Fund (earn_2000k_offshore_cash)
- Earn Some Pocket Money (earn_250k_cash)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Ninja! (daily_ninja)
Brought to you by Jiro.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

Are we doing the /pdg/ Summer Barbecue again? Haven't heard any news. Last years was a lot of fun. Anyone have that video of Ashley being thrown into the pool? Man that was so funny.

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>>183851505
>Implying i dont have this as my main menu song

I have money to buy literally any set of weapons in the game, and I haven't played for years. What should I buy?

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>>183859328
Does anyone actually do side jobs?

>>183860564
The two daily ones are impossible to miss, so...

>>183860547
Commando 553
Shit damage but has the ammo pickup to fire forever
5/7 AP
Shit ammo pickup but it goes through shields and fucks up dozers decently quick, also accurate enough to get snipers

>page 10

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I'm coming back from a long break, like last time I played as before they redid the talent trees.

What's the best build for rifles right now?

>>183864862
Shotguns

>>183864862
anarchy zerker is current top shitter meta. works with any weapon choice just grab berzerker and frenzy aced with anarch perk deck and an LBV.
Also jokers are now fucking aces.

>>183864862
Dozers change a lot too. They can run and can't be stunned whatsoever. And they're a lot more common.

>>183865265
Really? I was hoping to be able to use AR/Snipers with SMGs secondary, but if I can't I can't.
>>183866909
I've noticed that, and I noticed medic running around. Have a rough idea ofcourse of what they do but not completely.

>>183865287
>>183867237
Missed this post. I guess this might be my only option, which is a shame because I really like the ex-presidents deck

I'll fiddle around with some stuff I guess

>>183864862
>rifles
40 damage ARs/SMGs are now trash past OVK. No more CAR-4 meta.
90 damage ARs/SMGs are situationally okay for DW.
180 damage DMR ARs are the only ARs usable in One Down.
Only the stupid fiddy cal is usable in One Down.

You can thank OVERKILL_Jules and the fucked up weapon balance starting from Unbalance 2015 for this mess.

>>183867491
>180 damage DMR ARs are the only ARs usable in One Down.
And the only ones that are that powerful are single fire, right?

>>183868270
You can toggle between single-fire and auto-fire you know.

Also you want auto most of the time because grunts are 1,440 HP and you are spamming shit with Crutch Song.

>>183868420
I don't see much of a point of putting on auto fire if your mag is only 10 bullets

>>183868643
>Crutch Song

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Any tips on how to do biker day 2 ? I get constantly killed on the way back.

How about we go rob something and ditch this SHITE?

>>183871821
Use a run'n'gun build.

>>183871821
I use shotguns to instantly clear out rooms and blast cops climbing cars in front of me.

If you're doing anything less than OD, might as well go slow through rooms and sprint across the cover-less cars. If you're in a group, bring something for the turret. It's basically stationary for long periods of time so when it stops moving, blast it with RPGs.

>hit V-100
>no more actual advantages from infamying
do i continue infamying and get to XXV or just leave it at V bros
also hit me up with some fun builds you use so i have some builds to switch to between loud heists

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>>183881263
It's up to you if you want some of the infamy masks and material.

http://pd2tools.com/l/8ffddf628bf898486aa20b4a592f8858

>>183882235
oh baby that's exactly what I was talking about with FUN builds

>>183881263
XXV just so you have a goal to reach and don't drop the game earlier.

>>183886028
>so you have a goal to reach and don't drop the game earlier.
What if, this may sound crazy, but you enjoy heisting?

Guys,
I'm starting to feel like the car-4 isn't that great on DW. But I like the concealment and not having to ace sneeky-blow.
What's an alternative?

>>183887337
Joke's on you because I do too.

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>>183802897
>2017,
>stiill going full dallasposting,

Must be the same peoples using the anarchist frenzy suit cancer

>>183887438
Commando

gg

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>84th for Nightclub stealth with titan cams

truly the comfiest vlad heist of the game

>>183887438
>car-4 isnt great on DW
>DRM 1-2 taps everything but dozers
>get 2-3 bullets back per pickup

>>183895496
I meant without DMR kit.

>>183896532
why would you use it without DMR? There is literally no reason to do that unless you are playing on ovk.

>>183896675
I guess I'm using it with dmr now.....

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>>183894313
>this is my club suit
What happened to all the heist-specific outfits from pdth

>>183899568
but we got the rain coats on green bridge for free so you have no rights to complain ;)

So, where does one find people to play this game with who won't insta-kick somebody for not knowing the maps yet?

>>183903035
Low levels

so what's the standard best way to farm xp, rats one down all bags?

>>183903035
Host your own game

>>183905559
Cook off, as many bags as possible

>>183905559
Hoxton Breakout, all bots with armor piercing lmgs

in payday the heist, is the door inside the building of panic room supposed to be closed on hard difficulty and higher?

/prettydedgaem/

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>>183907403
forgot pic

>>183907403
That one is always open on PD2 No one plays PD:TH here

Dead

Which loud heists are realistically doable on One Down solo? I've only managed Rats with all the bags so far. I suppose Mallcrashers too if you want to count that.

>>183913960
With or without bots?

>>183914109
With, am I missing some exploit with bots?

>>183914882
Not that I know of, I was just wondering, because I was able to get plenty of One Down heists done with the bots tanking all the damage, but this was around when henchmen first released and I'm not sure how much has changed since then.

>>183914882
bots take ridiculously lowered damage and can use inspire

How do I git gud with the Akimbo Revolvers?
Using half my shots just to hit one guy once doesn't seem very effective

>>183915551
Get a single fire mod, that's it, now you can have fun without retarded gun design

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>>183915881
>single fire mod
>on revolvers

did i do good

>>183916803
stealth/10

>>183915551
You dont use them

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Anyone ever glitched through the windows on the first floor of the safe house raid ?
I forced to surrender I guy that had just ziplined.
And then right after that another guy ziplined in, but right after he landed I got the player zipline animation and ended out of bound.
Thank god it was wave 3/3.

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Alright I think I'm going to get ultimate upgrade, haven't played since they released Point Break

Any real major things I should know

>>183926698
You are doing yourself a favor

>>183927516
What, not playing or buying ultimate?

>>183927948
Buying ultimate

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>mfw Pocohud is finally a dead meme now

good fucking riddance

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>>183927995
Thanks, after all this time it's only ~$27 for me

>>183907403
pretty sure its just random

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Is my computer fucking up or did they somehow manage to make the desync worse than before?

>>183934442
Using mods made to fix desync will fuck it up even more, but honestly it's working quite dandy for me at least

>>183802897
When will dodge be viable? All I run is armour builds I came up with during the frenzy bug and I never go down.

But if I use dodge, I'm dead before I hit the ground. And my teammates? All dead trying to cross the street.

What happend with all that traitor sjit that was going on? Wasent there speculation that one of the heisters was a fucking rat?

What ever happened to that?

>also wasent it last speculated that it was Dragan?

>>183940207
It was hector.
It was obvious, desu, he had a heist called rats.

>>183940323
But in that heist we killed the "Rats" of the mendoza cartel.
The traitor shit wasn't even planned when the game released, AFAIK the actor didn't want to be part of the game anymore so they killed him off for his sake.

>>183913960
I did overdrive the other day in one down with randos.

Dead

>>183939921
Dodge is the only thing viable on mayhem+.

>>183942587
Twas a joke.
Do hoxton revenge.

>>183939921
How I feel about armor desu.

Dead

fuck framing frame

even with >cheating its a fucking awful heist

A professional doesn't need to kill those thread, you know!

>>183905559
Rats is still some of the best short-term exp, yes.

You can technically get better exp over time if you run an infinite heist like Santa's Workshop for an hour or three and efficiently secure bags but that is tedious and requires people because bots are going to let you down with regards to guarding objectives like the elves.

>>183914882
Bots can:
- Have infinite downs (players get 1-2)
- Have infinite ammo
- Have a shitton of kills
- Have Inspire when pubs never will
- Carry bags for a non-zero distance if you can coax them into doing so properly.
- Enable Cloakers to kick you

Having bots around basically makes the game much easier than solo with no bots.

>>183905559
>>183960348
I recall at some point the XP grind meta was speed running Bomb: forest since you could do it quickly and for good XP

>>183934442
I did a stealth heist with a yuro and guards didn't insta-alert after 10 seconds of nothing.

So they fixed some things. Which is amazing, I know.

>>183960662
I never heard of a Forest grinding regimen.

Besides, ECM rushing Shadow Raid (despite the -40% exp nerf) is still objectively the fastest.

>>183960864
I recall it relied on a glitch where you could influence where the car with the bomb would spawn by buying certain cars in preplanning but fuck if i remember what it was.

>>183961562
>a glitch where you could influence where the car with the bomb would spawn by buying certain cars in preplanning
Isn't that what the Demolition Expert asset is supposed to do and not a glitch?

Even then, you still have to do the water pump or chopper fill and that is basically a timelock of several minutes.

>>183961850
Far as i know Demo expert is to change where the cars drop, but using it on specific cars could nearly guarente which one would actualy have the vault

>page 10

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Are sydney lewds the best thing that could happen to the game ?

>>183966765
Why does she have retarded side burns?

What is the best heist that has no timed objectives?

>>183970327
Car Shop

>>183971471
>hacking computer

>>183970327
>no timed objectives
This game is timed objectives, the game.

Are crits ever worth it?

>>183974117
Literally any build that uses sneaky bastard(that is, any dodge build) will use crits.

>>183974329
I feel like they do nothing(but ocasionally oneshot dosers) and I'd be better picking overkill or trigger happy.

>>183975041
Killing dozers is the entire point of crits. Crits are basically the dodge build's version of Bloodthirst,

>>183975041
I can fucking annihilate dozers with a suppressed Contractor pistol. Pistols skills + suppressor skills + crits. Literally 2 shots after armor removal, so 4-5 shots.

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y/n

>>183966765
Love her look, hate her personality and voice. She is literally just "EDGE" the Character.

Also:
>implying Mother Mommy Clover isn't best Waifu

>>183842027
I mean it's good for the whole crew, gives nice bonuses that everyone can enjoy. Just means you need a build that can carry you, or otherwise your team will have to.

>>183844989
>DeathWish car shop
>1 friend
>decide to have randos on because fuck it, some help is better than no help
>get one good random, helps team understands car shop.
>halfway through heist some guy joins. Sit in corner so he can spawn
>he spawns in.
>lvl 46 on DW
>Full armour. Heist tagged as stealth.
>kick him
>explain to our rando that he was full armour
>2 min later another random joins.
>wait for him.
>lvl 67
>full armour
>wat
>kick him.
>end game, driving cars away
>some fucker joins at last minute
>as we drive away he spawns in
>lvl 33
>full armour
>runs towards the shop even though we are driving to escape.
>kick him once we park car

I love random newbies. Zero clue what they are doing

Are they ever gonna go anywhere with the second traitor?

Or is it gonna be an "all this and more, next time on Payday 3: Buy our DLCs"?

>>183979847
Hosts that don't kick players that would not make it on Car Shop are the weakest race anyway

>"Here it is, do your thing guys. But Gage prefers you to do it quietly. Front gate is dead-ahead but maybe you can find alternative routes."

Let's not let this thread die just yet. So to fill up the time:

Who's your favourite hiester?

Who's your least favourite hiester?

Who best Waifu/Husbando?

What's the best heist?

What's the worst heist and why is it an event heist?

What heists do you want to see from the old game?

What heists do you want to see in general? (Ie more bank heists. Or a prison break heist. Or another cooking heists etc etc.)

If you could add any character to the Payday 2 crew (regardless of property/voice actor) who would it be?

And finally
>bullshit armour or dumbshit dodge?

>>183980579
jimmy
sydney

tie between both of locke's heists
either shadow raid or go bank
the left 4 dead heist
less but more varied weapons, more vlad/murkywater heists
nick from l4d2
armor

>>183940207
>>183979975

As far as I know, three heisters were suspected.

>Dragan
I forget entirely why, but he's sprt of the odd man out of the group. He's a former cop who works really for the butcher rather than us. The last speculation on him came from the Peison nightmare voice lines as his "deepest fear" had his father telling him how great of a cop he would be.

So a lot of people think that he will turn on us to try and be what he once was, to return to his noble choice of being a cop, rather than a filthy hiester.

>Sydney
Speculation for her is sort of the same as dragons. She doesnt fit in with the crew and sort of forced her way in, rather than simply joining up. She's a total outsider and tends to be a bit of a loner. This is made clear by her voicelines in which (her mother?) tells her that everyone's afraid of her and no one loves her.

Basically she would betray us because she believes we don't like her, or because she's destined to feel like an outsider.

>Jacket
I have doubt with this one. Huge doubts.

But people are talking about it because of the Prison Nightmare voice lines. Most notably:
>Battery low. Please change battery...
>you are responsible
>You are not jacket.

These voicelines have lead people to believe that jacket is hiding something, that he Truely isn't jacket and only pretends to be, he's a fraud and therefore possibly a traitor.

The idea is that the battery line is how he is afraid that his voice box will run out of battery and he will have to speak with his real voice, which will cause people to know he isn't the real jacket. The responsible line has to do with him being a Traitor, being responsible for the bad things that happen to the crew, and the not jacket line of of course showing that he isn't jacket, but someone else.

So yeah.
>if you fucking played HLM2 you'd know that this theory is not only far fetched, but fucking bullshit

>>183981372
Weren't there some people theorizing that Bain might sell them out?

I mean, that would make for a pretty interesting story in Payday 3.

>>183980579

>Who's your favourite hiester?
Hoxton. Played him since the first. When I think of payday 2 I think of him and his golden voice.

>Who's your least favourite hiester?
Sydney. Loud, trashy and tries to hard to be edgy. Sexual I'm attracted. Otherwise I'm throughly repulsed. Such a fucking

>Who best Waifu/Husbando?
Mummy Clover and Daddy Hoxton. <3
>What's the best heist?
Murky Station. Best stealth heist we have had to date. Tons of places to hide, tons of loot, decent payout/xp payout. Nice xp bonus. Drones.What's not to love?
>What's the worst heist and why is it an event heist?
Fuck Prison Nightmare. After the first wheel you have to push THROUGH AN ENTIRE LEVELS WORTH OF COPS, IN ONE TINY AREA. And they NEVER stop spawning there. Fuck that hiest. Not even close to fucking worth it. Worse than last hallowe'en a hiest.
>What heists do you want to see from the old game?
The no mercy hospital hiest. Brings back such fucking memories.
>What heists do you want to see in general? (Ie more bank heists. Or a prison break heist. Or another cooking heists etc etc.)
More bank heists. For a game about "heisters" we sure don't rob a lot of shit. We need a good ol fashion back hold up, new map, new objectives, etc etc.
>If you could add any character to the Payday 2 crew (regardless of property/voice actor) who would it be?

Kane and mother fucking Lynch. Those two would fit in nicely with the crew. Espcially for their voicelines for one another! But if you can get the original voice actors....I dont want em.
>And finally
>>bullshit armour or dumbshit dodge?
>Implying hybrids aren't the best.

Who is Bain?

And what is the ability of his Stand [ C R I M E N E T ]?

>>183980579

>Who's your favourite hiester?
Jimmy and Hoxton. I wish his "Did ya miss me yet" line would be more in the game tho.

>Who's your least favourite hiester?
Sidney.
Usually I'm a sucker for female characters like her which has me hate how easily I fall for this bait. Fucking love the VA work however.

>Who best Waifu/Husbando?
Our eternal mommy Clover

>What's the best heist?
Murky Station for stelf and Birth of Sky for loud. Cargo Plane levels rock

>What's the worst heist and why is it an event heist?
Boi, do I hate Prison Nightmare. Might just have to do with me needing to git gud so idk

>What heists do you want to see from the old game?
Never played it so yeh. But what I saw of the Mercy Hospital looked like an amazing change of scenery.

>What heists do you want to see in general? (Ie more bank heists. Or a prison break heist. Or another cooking heists etc etc.)
More bank and more Prison Break heists. Hoxton Breakout has me itching for more like it. while always playing the same banks is getting sorta boring.

>If you could add any character to the Payday 2 crew (regardless of property/voice actor) who would it be?
Any of the characters from Shadowrun: Hong Kong

And finally >bullshit armour or dumbshit dodge?
>implying I'd be not shit with either anyway

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Anyone know what this is from. Apparently it has to do with payday 2 update???

While we're on the topic of what new characters we'd like to see, Kung Fury would actually be pretty neat.

But then again, he's a cop.
From the future.

>>183985327
Replace Captain Winters with Kung Fury on Death Wish+.

>>183985695
He just cloakers your ass right into custody

>>183981372
I can only think of Jacket's lines relating to the events of Hotline Miami

>You are responsible.
He botched killing the Biker somehow and because of that, he brought about his girlfriend's death, it is heavily implied throughout the game that the two were close.
>Battery power is low, please change battery.
He's definitely afraid of having to communicate through normal means for whatever reason, I heavily doubt it's because he's not really Jacket.
>Your name is not Jacket.
I think this one's essentially Jacket being too engrossed with his alias, with the chicken mask and all, perhaps he doesn't want the idea that he isn't who he thinks he is.

>>183830290
Too bad microsoft jacket is unfinished and one of those funny the first time things

That said, what do you believe would be the prison nightmare lines?

I would imagine Cortana's death in S7 would be one of them https://youtu.be/yjYBYPZLCPU?t=5m22s

>>183986419
>>183981372


This is really making me interested in Hotline Miami.

Can I just start with 2 or am I gonna be able to appreciate it a lot more if I play 1, then 2?

Sydney is gonna be the second traitor because Chains made her carry his luggage in the Scarface trailer.

>>183987207
2 adds more depth to the events surrounding the first one, before, mid and after, 1 has you fill jacket's shoes
That said, play through 1 first, then 2
you'll get extra shit in PAYDAY 2 if you own the games

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>>183859328
>>183860564
What's good, heisters? New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Greased Lightning (any_25_taser_kills)
- I Will Walk Faceless Among Men (kosugi_4)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Jacket's Secret Identity (daily_secret_identity)
Brought to you by Jacket.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

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That's a big medic bag.

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>>183989083
4 U(ses)

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>finish heist
>wait in escape zone
>host comes up
>stops right before the line
>kicks me

Why do people do this?

>page 9

>>183984519
lol you dont want to know what that's from. youre an idiot if you believed its about an update. its just some shitty fanart

What would a heist, that is designed like the "Gone in 240 seconds" achievement be like?

I mean, apart from an absolute clusterfuck.

What is the ugliest mask skin and why is it Hard Shell?

>>183983087
He is the masketa man

>>183993394
biker day 2 train heist but the cars get disconnected one by one so you have to make it to the next one in time or you automatically fail

>>183987207
1 has vastly superior gameplay to 2, if i'd played 2 first i probably wouldn't have picked up 1.

>>183986419
>not jacket
I'd like to interject for a moment, HM1 takes place in the 70's or thereabouts right? and we know payday takes place in basically CURRENT YEAR so i'd take that as he's litterally not jacket and is probably just a fan like in the second game.
Also jacket litterally died in the first game so that too.

>>183995706
Takes place in 1989.

Also he didn't die.

How would one go about ripping the models for masks from the game?

Because I've been feeling like building them with pepakura but all the searching I've done so far has come up with nothing I understand.

>>183995978
biker whopped his ass up good. he ded

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>it's an "somebody fucked up while you did every objective up to this point but you get kicked" episode

>>183996814
>it's a "host your own game" episode

>>183996814
>it's an I'm a faggot who posts le epic episode meme post
fuck off retard

>>183990246
probs bc ur a noob xD

>>183990246
I once did it because the guy was being an asshole.
The entire game was his shouting at people to do things and calling us noobs when we didn't rush out into the middle of 3 dozers to help him up. We had a an actual new guy, level 60ish, in the party and he kept asking me to kick him, when the noob was doing better than he was.

Kick everyone at the end of a 3 hour Cook Off

>>184001304
That's why nobody plays pubs that take more than like 20 minutes.

>>183996450
B-but timelines.