/twg/ - Total War General

Throgg is a fag.

>>183710408

Fuck Throgg and fuck troll "people"

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first for P R U S S I A

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Excellent edition.

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> warhammer

>>183710585
>>183710665
You need to go back to Kislev.

>>183710585
>>183710665
THROGG IS THROGG!

>>183710712

>pepe

upboated

Not gonna lie, former Throgg voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Throgg crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the human women.

>>183710712
>Reddit frog meme

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>DeI
>want to play Iceni and unite the tribes against the filthy roman
>offer alliance to neighbors
>dumnoii and corieltauvi refuse and immediately declare war
>both have multiple stacks while i can barely sustain one
>manage to trap a corieltauvi army and after a half an hour fight win a close victory
>limp back to Camulodunon to replenish and feast victory with townspeople
>plague
>enemy stacks flood into territory and cause major food shortage
>no supplies and men deserting
>rebellion suddenly imminent
>Dermatae declare war as well
fucking briton savages, I hope the romans fuck all of you

Fuck I'm hype for WH2

>>183710849

>handsome Throgg
>wanting human cows

Throgg is a patrician that only enjoys eating and Gobbo butts

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>>183710836
>>183710880

The day is ours

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>Playing Stainless Steel as Norway
>1202: England has taken over almost all of the Island apart from Inverness, looks strong and stable
>1203: Faction Destroyed - England!

Does anyone know why England has suddenly reverted to rebels? They had very few family members and I think it was triggered by their 90 year old king dying. But they did have some family members, one of which now leads an English rebel army. I thought factions were only destroyed when there were precisely zero family members left, does it also happen if there is no heir or something? Or is this just a bug?

Either way it happens even if I go back to a previous save, so I guess I will play as if England has suddenly succumbed to a catastrophic civil war and conquer it while it's divided.

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>>183710849
Throgg not want stupid human women. What he need them for?

Fimir get human women. Fimir vote Throgg. Fimir get to stay in Norsca. Not bash Fimir. Throgg say so. Troll get men, not women. Throgg say so.

Female Troles And Where To Find Them

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I can't wait to hunt down Throgg the Retard King as Wulfrik and crush him and all his coward trolls under my Mammoths.

>>183711443
Wulfrik not can hunt small rabbit. Cower like humie when faced with humie shadow.

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>>183709014
They're usually not as far apart or as harshly separated as in that example.

The greenskin scum only really attempt to flank with cav, and I just see them off with quarellers and miners.

In any case, the point is just to give my arty enough room and a clear shot to support my infantry.

>>183710408

>https://www.totalwar.com/blog/norsca-army-roster/

>Wulfrik comes before Throgg

Is Throgg, dare I say, Wulfriks subordinate?

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Would you better have Kurt Helborg, Ludwig Schwarzhelm or Valten as the next Empire LL?

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>>183710408
Daily reminder that Malekith is the rightful king of all elves.
That is all.
Carry on, wood and high elf peasants.

>>183711443
Wulfrik was notoriously shit in TT, he couldn't take down an ailing warhound. I'm assuming this won't be carrying over into the vidya because muh Ragnar Lodbrok cash-in.

>>183711246
Throgg good king. Me like Throgg. Me vote Throgg.

>>183711693
>Empire content
Let's not.

>>183711443
Wulfrik not got good domestic policies, travel too much around world. Not good diplomacy either. Talk too much shit. Throgg focus on Norsca first. Reclaim rightful Troll Country clay. Vote Throgg.

>>183711693
Valten.

>>183711541

>Trolls calling others cowards

They fucking piss themselves if someone lights a match in their presence. And in game they run away when a single member of their unit dies.

>>183711693

Rather have Marius Leitdorf

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>amazons still not announced

>>183711693
Helborg for Empire together with Mortkin for Norsca as a LL dlc

>>183711652
CA is umons. Them have umon bias. Them shill Wulfrik. Is fake news. Is cucks.

>>183711693

Helborg

>>183711723
> tfw mom doesn't get your honey mustard with the tendies

>>183710408
THROGG!
THROGG!
TRHOGG!

>>183711693

I read the books about em, they both seem autistic, perhaps Helborg a bit less so.

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>>183711941

>mon visage when Norsca comes out and Wulfrik is the first Lord pick when you click on it

Will you call that "fake news" too, Throggtards?

>>183711872
Do the amazons have enough lore and units that they could become a faction with extra stuff being added like Norsca or is it a Cathay/Nippon situation where barely anything is there?

>>183712129

Many of /twg/s Anons can relate to them, then!

>>183712278
They have only one unit.

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>war of vengeance part two soon

>>183712278

The latter.

Is modding in custom popup events and decisions that add bonuses possible?

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Fat elves?

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Norsca the strongest

>>183712278
they have a blood bowl team

>>183712697

Delete this right now, barbarian

>>183712278

They have more blood bowl units than tabletop tbhonest. I' don't really care how, as long as they get added in some capacity.

>>183712697
Vikings are more popular than elf and lizard shits

>>183712760
Everyone have a bloodbowl team

>>183712697

The Vikings meme is still strong

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Is there anyone better than Kholek at cheesing sieges

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>>183712697
Wait for big, very expensive (minimum 2 Charlemagne) Skaven CGI trailer

>>183712697
Everybody likes mammoths.

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>>183712697

Nice my man

>>183712865
Even the Halflings?

>>183713059
You should download the Kislev reskin.
Much more satisfying to kill them this way

>>183713140
Skaven will get the most views because they are the most popular race of warhammer

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>>183713140

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>>183713182
Yes

>>183712158
Throgg says them alternative facts. Throgg says Throgg selection screen is greatest selection screen ever and first when you click on Norsca.

>>183710438

What are these book pages from? Looks like a fun read. I've seen several for different factions

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>>183713464
>>183713679

The End Times story books. The battles have lists, and for a few, illustrations, of units that took part. I look to them for names/inspiration when naming a few of my units while playing. They're frankly the best thing to come out of ET.

All the End Times books can be found here: http://www.mediafire.com/folder/2qbp22o8ch8qc/Warhammer_Fantasy_Battles

>>183713785
All this content. Thanks man!

>>183712493
Didn't they have their own lore of spells?

>>183714025

You're welcome brah

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It is now July, a chill wind blows in Naggaroth but the sea of malice is beginning to thaw. From Ghrond, a messenger comes bearing word of an ancient prophecy involving the lands of north Lustria. The Hag Queens offer many sacrifices to Khaine, while their underlings train relentlessy. Meanwhile the Druchii of Clar Karond whip their slaves ceaselessly in preparation for the Witch-Kings coming campaign.
A great fleet is being assembled and the armies of the Druchii arm themselves for total war, domination by a best elf soon!

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How many of you had never tried Kemmler before the old friend arrived?

>>183714335
This is a mix of the Domimated by best elf shit poster and the obnoxious pre WElves release copy pasta right?

>>183714758

Right here. We needed old friend.

>>183714758
Not the only one to lurk on /tg/ I see.

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Rolling for things not involving poo.

>>183714758

Me. Wouldn't even have tried him if it wasn't for the mod that makes Krell a Hero.

>>183712697

Why was the Lizardmen trailer all about some anonymous Skink while the Dark Elves trailer was all about Malekith (Someone that we actually care about)?

Did a very bad job of characterizing the Lizardmen desu.

>>183714848

Rolling. If Mel Gibson, suicide.

>>183714848
Rolling for Slaanesh.

If all this is 69, everyone who rolls has to fap to Slaanesh with me.

>>183714848

Was waiting for Norsca, but if the gods wish for it, I'll give the old friend a try.

>>183714953

Lizardmen trailer should have been about Mazdamundi, frankly.

>>183714953
Yeah no idea why they did that, but indeed that really hurt the trailer especially compared to the Dark Elves

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>>183714953
I think we actually got more notable stuff showing the faction off out of later bits of gameplay for the Lizardmen like the gameplay trailers than the actual Lizardmen trailer. Dark Elf trailer made up for it in a big way though.

>>183714905
You miss out on summoning Krell behind enemy lines.

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>>183715190
Or Kroq-gar if they wanted to do some one more exciting.

>>183714848
Didn't play in a long time, now I'm waiting for Norsca and the updated, I'm pretty sure it's gonna be one of my fave factions. Still let's try some warm up.

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>>183715408
Hell, with a bit of support he's even plenty strong as is without even having gotten the Kemmler skilltree for him yet. Not to being the best spoop.

t.krellposter

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>>183714758
Noice pic.

why do battle events (their general is dead, enemy settlement on fire etc) always point out to the wrong place?

>>183715797
Having Kemmler+a random necromancer to heal him constantly makes him unbeatable

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Shouldn't all Asian ranged units have an accuracy penalty?

>>183714953
Hopefully the Skaven trailer follows a chain of Skaven commanders getting assassinated and replaced by the assassin until it eventually reaches Thanqoul or Queek.

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I'm Argwylon. How fucked am I?

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>>183716582
Just channel your inner tree.

>>183716582
You should be fine, undead are a push over battle wise for the campaign.

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IDEA: units lose experience if they suffer catastrophic losses

>>183716406

I'm hoping that at least part of it is centered around a heated argument at the Council of Thirteen round-table.

Maybe have Thanqoul scrying on them with magic, watching jealously and scheming how to take a seat at the table.

>>183716883
I hope it's just two minutes of Skaven blowing themselves up with wackadoodle machinery.

>>183713785
God the end times was such fucking cancer.

How much of a dick move is it to take ethereal units against greenskins?
All they have is azhag and foot of gork really
Wurrzag doesn't even have magic attacks

>>183716839
They do when casualties get replaced? Unit exp is the average of the unit.

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>Mannfred declares war on me as I'm dicking around in the woods, beating up secessionists and Beastmen
>Continue dicking unabated
>Never hear so much as a gothic peep from the Counts since
>20 turns pass and this shows up in the mail

Are you supposed to have two Lore of Vampires wizards in each army, so you can chain Nehek's?

>>183717207
Pretty sure they removed that feature in Warhammer

>>183717350

>Are you supposed to have two Lore of Vampires wizards in each army

"Supposed" is a strong word.

It's certainly not bad.

>>183716725

Who's the guy with the hood?

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>>183712686
Fat elves.

>>183717253
>Rest in peace.
Jesus christ, exterminate him for that.

>>183717350

I really don't get vc's heroes/generals. Why would I ever use necromancer's or Ghoul Kings over vampires?

>>183713140
Skaven leaked

>>183718101
Ghoul Kings are cool dudes

>>183718101
necromancers get that ability where they have bonus power reserves

>>183718101
On the tabletop the necromancer is pretty cheap.

If they properly converted it then the vampire heroes would use lore of vampires too. But that would be far, far too good.

>>183718329
Too bad they don't have a dental plan ability.

>>183718101

You get a free corpse cart with a Necromancer.

And Ghoul Kings are good. Summoning a unit of Cryptbreakers in a flank is backbreaking, plus getting spirit leech and Invocation of Nehek on the same Lord (That isn't Mannfred) is great too.

>24/07/2017
>Still no info on rats

so how many of you are from /tg/

be honest

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Should I put my arch lector on a barded warhorse? He looks better on foot, but I noticed he can hardly kill anything, he has no armor pen against enemy heroes and it looks like he has way less aoe attacks. I figure I'll just use him as a mobile buffman. In nearly all the art archlectors and warrior priests aren't mounted which makes me reconsider.

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Isn't it a bad thing to have multiple spellcasters in one army? You only have so much power, after all

>>183712697
more like the difference between trailers and in-engine cinematics.

>>183718695

When you say "From /tg/" do you mean "Don't usually browse /vg/ and came here specially from /tg/ specifically for Total War: Warhammer or do you just mean "Also browses /tg/"?

>>183718817
they share the same power

>>183718695
The one time I visited /tg/ I got banned for an innocent question about what titfucking a woman feels like. Not as a non sequitur mind you, it came up naturally. They're strict!

>>183718850

the former

>>183718863
That's his point, they all draw from the same mana-pool, so on the face of it, it seems like it would be better to have only 1 caster per army.

>>183718863
Exactly, so it's inefficient to have more than one, right?

>>183714848
wowlin'

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>>183718990

Well, it's only natural ,you didn't take into account all modifiers such as size of penis and breasts. Who wants t deal with halfassed questions like that?

>>183718817
they can help by having extra followers or items that can add to winds of power, Have spells that might synergize between two lores, they both can have arcane conduit which will help recharge and level.

So yeah having multiple casters can help. even if the other caster is just brought along to boost the winds pool and recharge rate and just used in melee as a semi decent melee combatant.

though your mileage may vary depending on your knowledge of magic and your casters.

>>183718817
Think about it more in terms of it being like a sprint vs a marathon
Each spellcaster has its own cooldowns, and you can put out more spell punch in shorter time

>>183718695
I haven't regularly browsed /tg/ for years

quests choked the life out of that board and the generals finished it off

>>183719097

Kinda

More than two is definitely overkill, but I feel like bring 2 is usually worth it, especially if they both have Power Drain and Arcane Conduit.

>>183714848
reroll

>>183719249
isnt that why there is an entire board for quests now

>>183719073

This is how I always do it. Very rarely doe having another spellcaster taking up a unit-slot in your army create enough benefit.

Wanna' hear the really dirty little secret? A lot of the schools og magic are very similar. There's at least one group-spell, one ST-spell, one buff/debuff and one vortex/"skillshot". It essentially doesn't matter which school of magic you bring as all of them tend to have access to a few of these. With only very few exceptions.
And all the group-spells do the same amount of damage anyway, so it's not like bringing the "metal" or the "shadow" school will make any difference.

>>183718990
If you want to know what a titfuck feels like, just get two bags of sand and stick your dick in between them

>>183714848
rereroll

we need an autistic archiver as the final piece to our puzzle
I just remembered a webm from here from a couple years back of a bunch of empire or napoleon cannons firing in a perfect line

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Ok, so by my reckonings thanks to Norsca being a thing there are a lot of underdog factions that could now get their own unique roster, without having rules or models in forever which is devisting from the original 16 armies CA plan. My question is simply now this, of all the underdogs, you may grant only one a faction, what faction would you grant a unique roster and why? Whats so special you'd like to see?

>>183719068
Been here from napoleon/S2 times, can't remember exactly. Started playing TW with S1, I browsed /tg/ before coming here

>>183718817
It's up to you. If gelt is leading the army, I feel like he has a nice bag of tricks with buffs and debuffs for whatever I need so he goes solo. But I will mix Fire wizards with life wizards for example. Of course if the wizard is in range on the campaign map, I bring him to the battle anyways just for the experience, and they usually get 30 or so kills which is often better than empire spearmen.

>>183719436
That's not a secret, that's blatantly obvious to anybody that's played more than one campaign

>>183719415
Doesn't matter, the damage is done

>>183719436

Nigga you fucking wot

All the damage spells in Lore of Metal are garbage trash while Pit of Shades can wipe out a blob on it's own when overcast.

>>183718990
Assuming you're not just playing sillybuggers, could've been during the era of nazimod that pretty much killed the board on a level it never recovered from. Sounds like something he'd do.

New to this game. Completed a long Dorf campaign because they struck me as an easy entry level faction. I'm trying my hand at Bretonnia now and it's much harder. How do I start here?

I thought about conquering Gorssel first to get more recruitment slots, but I also always get a -20 public order penalty because Greenskins are in the mountains next to me.

So what's first here, fucking up Greenskins or Marienburg?

>>183719830
>Completed a long Dorf campaign
jeeeeezus chroist

>>183713453
these are ents?

>>183719830

>new to this game

To what game?

>>183719830
>-20 public order penalty

that's scripted, it'll expire soon enough
just hammer and anvil, bretonnia's pretty simple

>>183719830

You either try to be clever and grab Marienburg right away if you can handle it or you stay in your starting region fighting greenskin rebellions for 30 turns to farm gold and unit xp.

I wouldn't recommend rushing for Marienburg, with all due respect you're probably not good enough to take the city with one stack unless you can lure their own army away.

>>183719961
He's obviously talking about Age of Charlemagne

>>183719830
Just farm xp from the filthy greenskins for a while and research the confederations with the other factions

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It's my first time playing Attlia, can a bad player win this (very hard), they outnumber me and they are of better quality?

>>183714848
rerereroll

>>183720091
you'll be fine, you have a ton of cavalry

>>183719627
Does Kislev count as an underdog? If yes, Kislev.

If not, I'd like to have Estalia with unique colony gameplay.

>In the old world you can recruit units regularly
>when you send units to the New world you can conquer settlements as usual, but cannot recruit units in them
>once you have an entire province conquered, you can appoint a governor for this colony
>colonies with a governor can recruit units

Something like this

>>183720229
But every unit is spears?

>>183720091
No Scout Equites to deal with. Give em the hammer and anvil and you're golden.

>>183720091
>that flag
Why are you fighting Gondor?

>>183720329
Doesn't matter what they have when you're slamming into their ass

>>183720091

stop using dogshit mods

>>183712278
>>183712493
>>183712760
>>183712848
https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B_Redi9cZJ5iU19xZVVUMlB6V1k/edit

Whats this then?

>>183720259
Yes and no, Im all too convinced Kislev is a definite shoe in for an army.

Estalia sounds alright a system, a unique horde of its own perhaps, but getting tech and funding from home, perhaps inexchange for shiny lizardstuff

>>183720502

Fandex

Most of the lore is fan-fiction and almost all the armylist too.

>>183720502
That is a fanmade rulebook.

Are you dumb?

>>183719830
If you're on a harder difficulty then the orcs are way, way easier to take out first. Marienburg will also send its troops away north if you wait outside their borders, letting your take their walled settlement without a fight.

Thing is, you will be dumpstered by siege assaults since all your infantry is trash as garbage. Against the orcs you can actually use your cavalry.

>>183720502

A fan creation

>try to play EB
>battle zone into anywhere that's not north africa
>trees so dense I can't see shit

what is this bullshit

>>183720502
>This book is completely unofficial and in no way endorsed by Games Workshop Limited.
whoa...

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>>183720502

Do you have eyes in your fucking skull m8?

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>>183720706
>download a mod that is anti-fun
>surprised when its not fun

???

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Is anyone else hoping to chris the zombie coast faction get a completely new roster? It doesnt make sense for them to get vampire shit , its not Luthors style

>>183720502
Are you that same anon who insisted that non-broodmother female skaven were canon, and when pressed for a source linked to a literal fanfic?

>>183721029

>MORE
>FUCKING
>VAMPIRE
>CONTENT

N O

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Beastman bully not so tough after getting raped

also I'm like 80% sure this was turin
>meme name
>DoW3 Gabe avatar
>past names include other Turin classics like Kielbasa and Dew It

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Just watched Darren on his stream. He made a video that will come out this week. He didnt say about what though.
I guess it will be a norsca battle gameplay.

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G O B L I N S

>>183721150
As much as I dislike CA's vampire bias. I really want a unique Vampire Coast roster to happen.

>>183721150
No, split the vampire content anon.

>>183721170
It'll be a video on Kemmler's new skilltree and an hour of Krell killing shit.

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Slim and fit elves ONLY

>>183720706
BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ

>>183721170
BUTWHEN

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>>183721170

Hasn't the Warhammer joke gone long enough?

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>>183721378
>pic related
>>183721504
This week. No idea when.
>>183721552
Alright mate thats the stream but we'll also get a video.

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>tfw Throgg+troll only army

>>183721750
?

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MOVE!

>>183722027
Someone should post on reddit who is the better grill grace or leo.

>>183722027

Stop

>>183722027
post the dva pic

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OFFICIAL /TWG/ TOTAL WAR GAMES POWER RANKINGS* (As of 2017) (Stand alone titles only) (All patches and mods taken into consideration)

1. Medieval 2 & Kingdoms
2. Shogun 2
3. Shogun 2 FotS
4. Attila
5. Medieval
6. Rome 1 and BI
7. Napoleon
8. Shogun
9. Rome 2
10. Empire
11. Warhammer

*All rankings are final, any post of power rankings that follow this official list should be deemed unofficial and not representative of /twg/ and its community

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>>183721430
Are you sure?

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>>183722027
>being this obsessed with a media director

How pathetic.

>>183722318
>>>/a/
Warhammer delves have pale skin, your animeme shit is shit.

Which elves have the most competent leadership and why is it the Dark Elves?

>>183722027
>We have Dank Memes
It may be my lack of sleep sapping my energy, but this makes me sad.

>>183722270
>t. historycuck

>>183717253
Why is mannlet such a cuck?

>>183722501
Leadership is unimportant when it comes to elves. What matters is lewds.

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>>183722501
Don't the wood elves have literal gods as their rulers?

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press F to pay respect

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>>183722501

Malekith is a military genius.

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>>183722738
Druchii are not lewd and are always fully covered.

>>183722759
GOD-KING OF THE DEEPWOOD

>>183722717
>newfag doesnt get the ebin power rankings meme

>>183722782

Belegar better get to work

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>>183721430
Thicc goblins are the patricians choice though.

>>183722816
Then they are inferior elves.

>>183722948
Female goblins don't exists though

Gf left me. I don't even have the strength to complete my greenskins campaign.

Think I'm going to kms. Goodbye twg. Thanks for all the shitposting

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>>183722759
>>183722819

>Ariel tried to fix the world by preventing Orion's resurrection cycle and absorbing Morghur's powers

Yeah what could possibly go wrong with having leaders like that?

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>>183722948
Keep it away.

>>183722501
>Dark Elves
>Competent leadership

They spend all their time backstabbing each other.

Dark Elf leadership is skaven tier.

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>>183722948
Orcs and gobbos deserve genocide, nothing more

Ryo Agawa is based though

>>183723123
It must be a female goboo (male). Abomination.

>>183723180
rip t b h lad

>>183722948
>female gobbos
Wot da zog iz diz nonsense?

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>>183722501
Because Malekith is a tactical genius.

>>183723180
baka memekek.

>>183723185
>try to kill one beastman by absorbing his powers and prevent another respawning
Truly the hero we need.

>>183721750
Don't you say the same thing about your life everyday?

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>>183723338
>Eternity King

F U C K
O F F.

>>183713140
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/54028/

>>183723338
>End Times
No thanks, I'm fine.

>>183723338
>ET shit

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>>183723180
Don't be basic and fall for the oneitis trap. Just carry on.

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First legendary Campaign and Im managing to end the eastern threat. The Roxolani were integrated into the Masgatae and created the Horde of the Steppe. with theyre combined resourced they created 4 doom stacks and used them to take out one of my stacks when I tried to capture Parthia. They laid a trap and pushed a stack into my territory and coaxed out 2 of my stacks to take care of it. They brought the doomstacks and we had a huge fight on an open field where I managed to eak out a victory using an army of only pikes, thorous spears and achers. They simply ran out of archer ammo and had to attack my pikes. I essentially lost 2 stacks for the next few turns but I can replenish them by sending them back to Media Magna. Im pushing north from the coast and I'm tightening the noose. The loss of their doomstacks may have been their final blow.

In the caucasians, my allies are slowly losing a war against Athens, Pergamon, and Scythia. Im feeding them money to keep slow down the threat so I can win in the east and send a couple stacks to sure up their defense.

In Africa, Massilia is eyeing Cyrene and Im ready with 4 elite stacks to stop any attack there.

Once I kill the Horde, Im going to send 2 stacks to the caucasians, then send 2-3 more to africa. The rest will cross the bosphorus and take pergamon out of the game. Which should free up my stacks in the caucasians and let my allies win the war there.

currently making 40k per turn. Research Rate at 280%

>>183712686
>all the fat goes to her tits

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>>183723180
Anon we don't be sad

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>>183723180
I wish I had a girlfriend that left me

that would imply I had a girlfriend at all

>>183722373
GRACE PLS BEAR MY BABIES

>>183716582
>von carsteins and mousillon are the only survivors
>bretonnia is in kislev and is colonizing norsca somehow

What is happening with this map?

>>183723745
Thanks for the kind words, retarded frog.

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>>183712697
Lidzarsnettys confirmed couldn't draw a single dime.

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>>183723338
End Times was a mistake, but Orcs vs. Chaos is the most fun matchup.

>>183721917
Army tactics: walk forward and hit things with club. If that don't work, vomit.

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how big of a cash cow is warhammer for CA?

>>183717021
>>183716883
Given the content of the other trailers it will probably go something like this

>watching high elves/lizards doing their things
>squeaky voice begins talking about how the elf-things on the surface think themselves so safe and strong in their shiny-shiny cites
>helfs/lizards sense someone nearby but decide it's nothing
>squeaky voice keeps talking shit about helfs/lizards about how they don't understand what lurks in the shadows of the trees and in the dark places beneath the earth
>suddenly skaven assassins knife helfs/lizards in the back, rat ogres come out of fucking nowhere and a skaven lord on his mount- maybe thanquol- zaps some nigger
>also then it is revealed the skaven lord who was talking was thanquol and he's all "reeee we fucked-fucked their shit good-good that'll teach them" or whatever
>then thanquol/skaven lord looks off in the distance and the vortex is there looming and whatever and he says something about how the surface belongs to the skaven now
>and he specifically namedrops "skaven" so you know WHOA, THE RATMEN DO EXIST

And then the fucking memes finally, thankfully end

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>>183724058
>vomit
If that doesn't work, run away until you feel better.

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How do Bretonniafags rationalize the fact that their favorite faction is a dystopian, oligarchical shithole?

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>>183723180
>Krumpin yerself
Whys you krumpin yerself when da stunties still ain't been krumped?

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>>183724176
>memes finally, thankfully end
You are a truly hopeful man.

>>183716883
>>183717021
>>183724176
>implying it won't open with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CDgzy9zvdA

>>183723338
The greatest king the Elves have ever had

So how the fuck does Bretonnia work? Could I go full peasant and totally ignore the peasant economy if I ignored farms and built industry everywhere?

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>>183724221
Then vomit again

>>183724385
Then you have an army of useless garbage though. Way to go.

>>183724139
Like a entire mine of charlemagnes

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>>183724404
Then hide behind Throgg a bit more.

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>>183723180
>Killing yourself before TWW2 comes out

Poor fool.

>>183724139
The base game sales aren't that much better than Rome 2 was
However, this is probably the first Total War game where they actually made significant money from their DLC.

>>183723180
WEAK GIT

>>183724494
Theoretically that would work though, correct? What would be the best of the three factions to go about this? Fey Enchantress?

>>183724385
Fay Enchantress Peasant Blob is a winning strategy

>>183724551
stupid mobile poster

>>183724637
Sure, you could just eat the penalties and not care but again. Why would you play Bretonnia with no cavalry units? That's just dumb.

And obviously Enchantress.

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Total War: CHINA

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>>183724520
Then vomit one more time, just for good measure ya know?

>>183724961
Nice meme.

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Total War: Warcraft

>>183725134
Hopefully never, Warcraft has become absolute garbage.

>>183714848
rollin

>>183725394
DURTHU
SIVLAKA

>>183724385
don't play bretonnia if you want to play as infantry.

play empire.

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>>183711872
>my ideal fap material
>searching for athletic women brings up hordes of roided up bodybuilders with no tits.
>mostly just fap to memories of women I've seen at the gym
>weirdly Witch Elves kinda work for this, my sole kink.
>there's almost no r.34 of them either.

>>183725134
Warcraft is like the neutered version of Warhammer, and both are just bastard children of Tolkien's stuff

>>183725604
>>183724494
It's just theorycrafting you cunts.

I wanted to confirm you could in fact totally ignore the peasant economy if you just did industry chains instead of farms.

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>>183725618

>>183725134

>implying Jewzard would ever let another company handle their precious IP

I've tried using trolls when playing as Skarsnik. They sort of work as a kind of hammer but can't really do much.
Will throgg make trolls great again?
How am I actually meant to use them? I'm keen to learn so I can Throgg properly.

>>183725858
If agree but Norsca are out soon.

>>183725705
You mean of DnD, which is based on Tolkein's stuff

>>183726179
Throgg Campaign Bonii
- Trols are Unbreakable
- Trols have vanguard deployment
- Trols are bigger, and angrier

>>183726179
I haven't used them but I would imagine they should be used similarly to the VC Crypt uits. I would use one or two Crypt Horrors alongside like 2-4 crypt ghouls, and throw them into the fray where the fighting is thickets, usually already among zombies.

I'd use them in conjunction with Goblins, probably.

>>183723185
That's kate blanchett right? I'd recognize that cock gobbling mouth anywhere

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>>183725865
>blizzard sees success of TWW
>develops their own in-house tactical battle simulator for their Warhamer clone setting

>>183726517
Thank you for a concise, well laid and out pleasantly grammatically correct post which answered part of my query.

So basically throgg trolls are gud and normal trolls remain low LD and a bit shit when not in his army? I feel like there's a good unit in there that I'm using wrong.

>>183726719
Can't they just make Warcraft 4?

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How the fuck do you play the Welf mini campaign?
>six military recruitment buildings
>two support ones
>provinces come with two settlements

I need more fucking slots.

>>183726752
I littorally fabricated every single word in that post! I drove you down to trick city and left you at the bus stop without loose change

>>183726752
>>183726179
They can hit like a truck but run at the first sign of trouble, keeping them in a mob of shit to tank hits is often a decent way to make use of them as well as things that give a significant leadership buff.

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>tfw no fantasy Rome with ogre samnites as their monstrous units
>tfw no lich merchants Carthage that mostly just fights with living mercenaries and undead elephants
>no pike and shot Helves from not!sweden fighting for their King Gustav
>no hussar/cossack orcs

It's probably for the best though.

>>183726274
D&D is way richer than warhammer. Warhammer is 90% Tolkien+Moorcock

>>183726908
you don't need every building you stupid retarded animeposter

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I sometimes think that they should remove manual targeting from hell canon. I know it's just 10% people who play multi but I sometime play 1-2 matches. I just won 2v2 (chaosx2 vs elv,dawi) with a single hellcanon. I weakend Dwarf enough to just send my army almost blindly.Then I noticed my ally is losing , 3 accurate shots in elv line of spearman and they fall apart. 4 shots later fell his arches, Then it was just charge at them and kill the rest. Archaon best boy.

>>183714848
see how this goes

>>183726719
>>183726798

>Implying Blizzard would bother with tactical warfare
>Implying they would even put effort in another classic Warcraft RTS
>Implying it won't be just ASSFAGGOTS with a shitty singleplayer slapped on it
>Implying it won't sell millions anyway.

>>183726930
I need more cute stuff like this.

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Glad the FOTS unit pack exists, feels more to the times and a lot more comfy.

>>183727067
Yeah but I need a lot of them if I want the ability to build a half decent army so now to recruit I'm going to have to shuffle my army around between various provinces. It's just bullshit busywork.

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And so begins the last battle for Kislev. They will suffer much.

>>183727108
Yes blizzard is not making good games anymore. Only multi money makers that still sell alot. I miss old times.

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>>183727109

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>>183727295

As we make our approach I'm starting to realize that a good half of those reinforcements are Crossbowmen.

I push to hide my troops against their walls to minimize the casualties until we can get into some good old fashion melee.

>>183727295
I'd say. Being murdered by chaos shit is one thing, but be forced to look upon Sigvald's person is a fate too cruel.

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>>183727465

We finally reach their gates after eating a few hundred crossbow-bolts. I like to think most of them landed in shields.

The men of the Bear now shake in their knees as our Dragon Ogre smacks their gates.

>>183725737
sure, you could. And there are some peasant units that aren't infantry. but generally i never found the peasant economy too limiting and it was almost always better to just make a more elite army than a massive army.

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>>183727536
>not being able to bask in his magnificence

>>183727712

After about 30 minutes and a half-dead Dragon Ogre (looking back at it, opening with him onto what I now know was 3 units of halberds was a phenomenally bad idea) we take their fort.

It's not long before we're in glorious melee combat, and we all know how that story plays out.

Thus the last battle of Kislev, and another confirmation that Aspiring Champions are completely immune to death.

>>183727985
What the fuck do you keep doing to those poor manticores? They're half fucking dead.

>>183727985
>implying his "magnificence" is worth anything more than troll piss

This is a strictly Throgg thread boy. You'd best turn around and leave now.

>>183728139

I ranger-dive. Literally.

Especially when there's Mortars involved in the picture.

If even a single Mortar is on the field, all 3 manticores dive into whatever they have waiting for them to take it out.

I once left Kislev with two mortars in a fort, thinking they couldn't do THAT much, and they ended up with like 300 kills. Each, Never making that mistake again.

>>183728190
>troll's trying for a comeback against The Magnificent
#NotMyFactionLeader

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>>183710408
just finished Durthu camp. on Very Hard. It was only a challenge up until I got to reach Norsca with my Durthu stack. Everything after that was cakewalk. Raze everything, take the money, ally everyone.

I recommend everyone to get their Wood Elf achievements before the Norsca DLC hits because I don't think Raze Norsca strategy will work after that easily.

Looking for that roll chart for the next one.

Throgg
More like schlock.

>>183728350

Ending cinematics when?

>>183728446
AMARITE

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>>183728335
>>183728446
>Slaaneshi bitch boys still butthurt about Throgg making the Troll Country great again

>>183728350
>I recommend everyone to get their Wood Elf achievements before the Norsca DLC hits
But when Norsca comes they'll be notably be more fun to actually fight while doing what you did now. Not like attrition ever bothers you much as Welves. Tree vs mammoth is more interesting than tree vs incomprehensibility.

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>>183722782
Which mod for these banners

>>183728732
>Throgg is fat instead of ripped

wtf

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>>183728446
Throgg is NOT my president

#resist #impeachthrogg

>>183728350
Raze Norsca? Shouldn't you be colonizing it, as the only faction that can other than Norscans?

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reminder Norsca is not for sexual

>>183726650

All three Elf leaders in Middle Earth flicks (Blanchett, Weaving, Pace) later got supervillain roles in Marvel films, proving elves need anti-authoritarian anarcho-communism to save themselves from evil.

>>183729530

I want a Norscan bf

>>183729484

You need two stacks to colonize it on harder difficulties, they'll run around with several armies and take back the settlements behind your back otherwise.

>>183728525
never ever

>>183728809
I mean, if you want further challenge. of course. but I would just install more mods.

>>183729484
this >>183729823 and razing gives you immense amounts of money. its ridiculous.

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>be at war with the empire secessionists
>raze one of their cities
>check diplomacy with the empire
>-20 for war with secessionists

?????

>>183730158
you destroyed their city ffs

Is there a mod that enables recruitment of VC LL as Von Carstein? I do find nothing yet and confederating nearly impossible.

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tfw good goy

>>183730806
>buying it today
>not the moment it became available

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>tfw warhammer 2 is literally the only game I've looked forward to this year

is there anything else coming out

>>183730918
______no

>>183730918
Bannerlo-
>this year
Not really

>>183730918
I am in the same place m80. It's the only thing I've been excited about since...the last one released. I couldn't even get a semi and thumb it in for the xcom 2 add on.

>>183730918
Bannerlo->>183730981 I was about to make the exact same joke you quick posting son of a dog

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>>183731048
I hate XCOM 2. Not so much because of the gameplay or mechanics but because of the atmosphere. EU had the perfect sort of atmosphere and instead of just making the first one with better grafics they were like "LOL BRO THEM ALIENS GOT THAT TECH YO!"

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>>183731174
I'm not sure why but black science man is symbolic of everything I disliked about X2 vs the first one.
Vahlen was fun, scary, interesting, capable, fappable and someone I wanted to learn more about.
The other guy was a literally who.

Same with Best Shen and worst shen.

All I wanted was more missions like newfoundland, lots more.

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>>183731393
>newfoundland

>>183731393
>newfoundland
sicko