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/owg/ - Overwatch General: Female (Reaper) editon

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World cup
https://www.twitch.
tv/playoverwatch

Japan vs Finland right now


NEW COMIC:
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us/doomfist-masquerade
Animated: https://reader.madefire.com/work/OVERWTACH-DOOMFISTMASQUERADE/read

>Doomfist will become live on 7/27:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBaWAxeHcw0 [Embed]

>Most recent developer update
https://youtu.be/-uKkAyLPJe0 [Embed]

>Latest PC patch notes
PTR: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20861969
Live: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc

>Overwatch dev tracker and lore
http://www.overstalk.io
https://imgur.com/a/iYaTq

>Hero tips, tricks and basics
https://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Source / Quake mouse sensitivity converter
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Personal stats / leader boards
https://overbuff.com
https://masteroverwatch.com

>eSports info, Contenders League and World Cup 2017
https://over.gg
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
https://www.overwatchcontenders.com
https://worldcup.playoverwatch.com

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>>183588058
I want to bully Genji until he cries!
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Here comes T.Racer!
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>be winston
>walk up to doomfist
>do "monkey business" emote

Why is this allowed?
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in what way is mei "balanced"
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The names McCree.
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Sombra online.
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why does quake champions have to be such a laggy piece of shit i really want to quit this game for good
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>picking throw weeb
>picking throw redneck
>picking throw bird
>picking throw edge
>picking throw veteran
>picking throw spic
>picking throw dindu
>picking throw slag
>picking throw-bot
>picking throw brother
>picking throw mouse
>picking throw fat cunt
>picking throw manlet
>picking throw arachnid
>picking throw gook
>picking throw-bot V2
>picking throw grandpa
>picking throw pig
>picking throw ape
>picking throw dyke
>picking throw granny
>picking throw frog
>picking throw slut
>picking throw poo
>picking throw balls
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>>183588223
she is not, she is severly underpowered but then again you can't buff her into viability either because she is so fucking annoying already in her current state

just another terribly designed hero by blizzard that manages to feel awful to play against despite being shit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLbkVPXxNTI
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>>183588058
Jamison Fawkes!
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I love Zarya!
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>pick any hero in Comp
>at least one person gets triggered by it
>win 2 games for every 3 losses
>break even in SR
>get better at hero
>continue to get triggered morons that throw
>gradually climb up through grinding
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>female reaper edition
someone make a new thread
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>>183558602
>>183558602
>>183558602

>>183588495
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Fastest way to level up? QP, Arcade Modes, etc.
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I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD
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>>183588686
>Caring about levels and loot boxes
Just lay the game and by the time you get all the legendaries you want you'll be sick of it
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>>183588686
group up with some random slav off the global channel, then just play arcade, since you get lootboxes too
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>>183588686
>QP
>Arcade
Why burn yourself out playing with retards?
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>>183588857
Why slav?
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Fareeha is love
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>page 7
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>>183589453
nope page 6
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dead thread dead game
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>Defending on Volskaya B in Overtime
>game is 4-3, if we can stop this push we win
>their team makes a coordinated push
>predict the Zarya grav and eat it
>someone says "fucking nice matrix D.Va" on mic as we fucking slaughter them
>mfw
I want to thank whoever designed D.Va, personally.
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Did Finland vs Japan happen already?
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>>183589620
>Giving Dva any sort of ass
I hate when artists do this, she's supposed to be a flat Korean
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>>183589765
her ingame model has ass too
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>>183589765
have you even played the game, shes very curvy
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THICC?
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>>183588247
>picking throw dindu
>picking throw slag
Nani?
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>>183589796
He's kind of right, D.Va's ass in game is pretty flat.

I don't think that's necessarily because of her being Korean, though I do see where the association comes from.

>>183589864
She's curvy, but her ass isn't significantly round.
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>>183589909
petite
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>>183589796
>>183589864
>This
Come on, even an Irishman wouldn't call this an ass
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it's actually insane how common symmetra is in QP

how can people find playing her fun
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>>183590263
I have bad aim so she's the only way I can be useful
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>>183590263
autism
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Best and only good mode coming though.
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I'm pretty sure 40% is the who keeps posting that d.va's butt copypasta
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>>183590557
thats not duel
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If a top 500 uses a master acc to boost another master do gm, is that considered boosting and a bannable offense?
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>>183588967
but comp is full of them too
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>>183590263
her teleport is almost as useful as ress

shield gen is okay on 2cp

she actualy has a absurd 60% WR because of how well she works on defense

consider this for a moment
>genji cant deflect her
>neither can dva
>when tanked by her team she can force both to fuck off into the horizon
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>>183590557
thats not mistery heroes

you will adquire some pretty bad habits m8

doomfist will be hell on mayhem
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Anyone else feeling really bummed out every time they start the game because it all feels so shallow and lacking?

The game is still "fun", but it's a struggle to even queue up, and after that one game all I wanna do is exit the game and go do anything else.
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>>183590125
its perfect
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>>183589062
Fareeha is life
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>>183590648
literally none of that has anything to do with what i wondered
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>it's a "kid on my team rages all game and tries to act like it's actually everyone else who is angry when they tell him to fuck off" episode

What the fuck is up with these people?
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>>183590913
winning is fun

making you tilt is fun

w+m1 is also fun, specially when you have a dva panic DMing or a genji who actualy deflected it or worse, decided he cant kill symetra and actualy dashed away.
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>>183590786
I mean, if you're into ironing boards, sure
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>>183589969
Doomfist Tracer
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Why have cuck memes increased tenfold since doomfist was announced?

They're not even funny memes it's just a bunch of 12yo going "LEL BLACKED XDDDD", and report does nothing in this game anymore
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>>183590557
>Defense wins by default the game mode
hell no
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>>183591176
report that you are black and its very racist to state those kind of things

or that you are the proud dad of a black son and neither of you deserves this kind of racist banther
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>>183591056
Tracer is throw dyke you idiot.
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tfw no point picking hanzo

just pick reaper for the winston who is always on the enemy team
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>>183591350
spotted the kid

>>183591238
defense never wins in that game mode wtf are you talking about
unless your team is fucked right up
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>>183591434
>5 million hours of overtime because turtling
>"but anon defense doesnt win"

Yeah tell that to the defense team standing on second capture point forever
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>>183590598
... You're not wrong. I guess it's only better for golden gun points.
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>>183591029
yea i can see playing her on 1st point defence in ranked because she is very strong at that but not in QP

i have noticed this game has many heroes that seem to be catered to those kind of players that are more interested in going "lol xD trol'd u" and annoying the opposition than having fun themselves. symmetra is the most obvious example. the kind of people who pick techies in dota.
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is doomfist out yet
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How the fuck is hots more popular/gets more dev attention?

That game is literaly aids its literally all the worst parts of a moba.
>team doesnt soak lane exp
>team keeps dieing
>team ignores objective
>because team level is shared i fucking cant do shit by myself to try and carry the game because my team fed the enemy team a 3 level advantage and we are in the deficit because my team ignores game objectives

Fuck at least in overwatch i can ignore my shitbad teammates and still be able to get kills and do stuff on my own i cant fucking imagine what kind of masochist would actually enjoy sitting through the garbage that is hots
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Augmented Sombra is so sexy
Shame I can't play her to save my life
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>>183591434
>defense never wins
did you even play the game mode, they basically can stall for fucking ever and if they get one pick against offense its over and they win
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>PharahMercy duo queues in quickly

REEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
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>>183592042
its a very accessible game if you think about it. the shotgun pattern and damag shows that, with the greater defining feature being the enemy size.

trashmouse, torb, sym, mercy and even the original lucio design were kinda tailored for a audience thats from DOTA or that just cant get the flicking or tracking of pros to play FPS.

>>183592180
tbqh she needs a absurd amount of changes to her hack and the charge she gets from hacked healthpack

she has a lower that 50% WR and is too hard to use on the lower ranks. then you jump to the GM and top 500 games and shes absurdly strong, shitting ults faster that tracer and moving the tide of war to her favor.
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>>183592180
Augmented Sombra is my waifu
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>>183592290
yes, this is more cancer that W+M1 as sym or mercy.

this game needs more hitscans. or maybe a fucking homing weapon on a few characters.
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>>183592484
yay just what this game needs
more autolocks!
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>>183592484
>homing weapon
How embarrassing.
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>>183592127
HOTS makes money
overwatch does not
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>>183592127
>More popular
To watch maybe, OW has a far bigger player base
>More dev attention
Blizzard lets the artists for HOTS do whatever the fuck they want to do because it's a MOBA. So you end up with shit like Beachboy Tychus or Succubus Kerrigan or Love Goddess Tyrande and everyone falls over themselves buying them. OW artists aren't allowed to show shit.
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Overwatch is proof you can make a shitty game popular by filling it with top tier waifu's/husbado's
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>>183592950
This has been known since the dawn of time
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Does anyone here actually still believe that there aren't forced winning/losing streaks?
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>>183592360
yeah which is part of why this game sucks so ahrd
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>>183592683
>>183592950
Here we go again
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Name a more broken combo
Protip: You can't
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>>183593182
There are forced ones
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>>183593435
only decent in certain maps most of the time soldier+tracer is superior choice for dps
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>>183593182
It tries to force you towards a 50% win rate, it pretty much a fact at this point
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>set up everything for a team wipe, take out mercy, ult and leave their entire team a sitting duck
>potg goes to mccree who managed to headshot two people during the team wipe
it feels like it's literally impossible to get potg as her
even if i steal kills on a bunch of people the potg is still gonna be handed to someone like a genji or hanzo who managed to go for a lucky ult
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>>183593435
If it was broken, pros would use it 100% of the time
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>>183593435
nanoanything

aiming and map awareness, actualy.
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>>183593435
Rein + Torb
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>>183593776
im sure the rest of the enemies will wait while torbs turret slowly taps pharah
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>>183593676
Stop playing her.
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>>183593435
Symmetra and Torb
wow that was easy
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>>183593676
My Sombra folder just keeps growing
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>>183593676
her hacking gets 25 "fire" per hacked

a mercy triple ress is 75 per body so its 225 without counting healing

for a sombra to get dat POTG she needs to hit 5 enemy players and kill at least one enemy from 100 to zero. that would put her at 225 "fire"
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>Spicy Thighs
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>>183593959
Thats a nice sombra, mind if I save it?
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>>183593965
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>>183593930
never

>>183593959

>>183593961
well dang
time to either obtain some godlike aim and positioning or give up trying i'll keep trying
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>>183593965
>>183593435
>>183592950
>>183592683
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>>183593951
>trying to kill a 350 hp Symmetra

lol just stay away from her :^^^^^^))))))
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>>183588743
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>>183594135
whoops that one happened to be low quality as shit
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>tfw people still get mad when you stomp them with bastion
it's like salt lake city when you add CLANKED at the end
it sustains me
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>>183588463
top tier girl
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>>183594373
>I get off on being a bully
How often are you picked on at school anon
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>>183594327
all sombra's are low quality anon.
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>>183594462
what he's talking about is a main component of competition and part of the thrill of victory t b h
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>>183595375
APED.com
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>>183594462
>beating someone in videogames is bullying
this is why you limp-wrist fucks deserve your kids to be beaten to a bloody pulp by the sociopaths your safe space "say no to bullying" helped foster in the years.
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>>183595497
fuck you I clicked that
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WHEN THE FUCK IS DOOMFIST
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Can someone explain to me how the enemy McCree was left here with sliver of health instead of me killing them
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>>183595659
bug
increase your FPS
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>>183595659
On his screen you fired too soon.
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>>183595714
i play with my fps capped at 154, is that not enough?
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>>183595659
Looks like he got healed by an Ana just before you shot.
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>>183595748
You need at LEAST 300.
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>>183595748
thats 100 more than necessary
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>>183595772
there was no ana on enemy team that mercy you see going inside the gas station is their only healer
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>>183595375
these images are great.
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>junkrat

traps are now completely immune to aoe damage.

dragonblade, dash, tesla cannon, leap, symmetra orbs, reaper ult

none of it has anyway of damaging these

so no more dragonblade and tesla spam beating junkrat beartrap, youll walk around or die
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>>183595537
>Sombra will never have a cute or sexy dress skin.
>instead we'll get that fuck ugly jester masquerade even though Junkrat already has that skin.
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>>183595621
he is out already its called ptr
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why does it take blizzard million years to port small ptr changes to the live client like the crosshair customization options
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if junkrat is bad explain how pvptwitch got to 4500 sr playing junkrat only
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>>183590998
>it's a "worst person on the team gets angry and blames us doing poorly on everyone else" episode
or even worse
>a "everyone picks Attack and Defense heroes and you're forced to choose whether your team needs a tank or a healer more" episode
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Why are there people with 300 less SR in a plat game? No groups. Dead game? Not enough players?
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>>183596142
Because blizzard wants to package everything together in one big thing.

Also if they release the lootbox changes before doom fist they'll make a lot less money.
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>>183596183
Wow it's almost like a small amount of people can excel with niche heroes
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>>183596183
broken SR system and you can one trick to top 500 with any hero if you are good with them since most of the playerbase are trash
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>>183596183
above masters everyone forgot how to handle bastion, junkrat and symetra
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>throwing the game because "who cares quick play doesn't matter"
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>>183596329
i'll admit the rare times someone picks junkrat against me in my GM games i do end up walking in quite many traps because i'm conditioned by past FPS experience to always keep my focus on head level and not to look at the ground at all basically
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>>183596301
>>183596315
>>183596329
uh huh, its never about skill, its always an excuse
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>>183596371
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>>183595748
that's good enough, anything under 100 is garbage
>>183595856
console players need only a strong branch to hang themselves from
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>>183596505
i dont know who pvptwitch is but i'm sure he is good with junkrat if he has managed to one trick him to that SR

that doesn't change shit about the fact that junkrat is a bad hero. there are symmetra mains in similar SR too, symmetra is still shit. just because some people are good enough to reach high rating while basically handicapping themselves doesn't mean the handicap doesn't exist
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I am now getting to the sincere belief that blizzard should be fined for game rigging. every game that happens that is game rigged - or heavily tilted to one side, they must pay $100
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>>183596505
how good can you possibly be with junkrat, though

like even symmetra has a higher skill cap
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>>183596745
>like even symmetra has a higher skill cap
nobody has lower skill cap than symmetra
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>>183596848
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>>183596897
yes mercy is also low skill cap hero but symmetra is easily the lowest of low

there is practically zero mechanical skill to playing her. atleast mercy can theoretically shoot her pistol and that requires aim
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>>183596745
well, for one get your head out of your ass.

Junkrat can hit pharah twice and easily with mine. That right there shows that with perfect aim, junkrat has a high TTK. He can rocket jump, he can CC mobile characters.

Symmetra is literally no aiming. The only characters that are bottom of the barrell retard tier is Winston, Symmetra and DVA. You need a very limited understanding of the game to do well with these characters, and no mechanical ability.
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What are your guys' favorite non-legendary skins? I personally really like Mccree's Lake skin, since it reminds me of this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXNnPuIme48
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>>183596995
oh and mercy, she's so low I forgot she even was in the game
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>4k SR
>D.Va Main
>Block enemy McCree's Ultimate
>"Good Job Holding M2" says enemy McCree
>say "Sorry you suck at using aim bots"
>he rages at me on keyboard the rest of the match
>mfw we win because he's not actually playing but typing out insults to me in spawn
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>>183596970
yet people still manage to fucking put up a shield generator instead of a teleporter when you team desperately needs a teleporter to hold the first point

Or you got retards who clearly have no clue how to play symmetra turrets and will clob them all in one obvious spot instead of putting them off by the flanking spot so that you can kill/detect if anyone is trying to flank onto point
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>>183597179
nice blog, where do I subscribe?
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>>183596745
1-2 M1/Shift kills any non-tank class, blanket spamming a specific area from afar can get you everywhere and knowing from where to do so can help your team break up shitty chokepoint sieges

Also trap placement is literally a game changer during ult pile showdowns. Your only things to avoid is being alone like a fuck, wide open spaces with occasional corners and going 1v1 with flankers that can eat you for breakfast outside your effective range, which is either at the opposite end of the map from behind a wall or literally clipping through eachother's models

Symmetra has a higher need for positional awareness than junkrat, but it really doesn't matter because the entire meta revolves around hitscan and reliable damage, both of which can do neither outside of chokepoints and tight spaces
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>>183596970
>there is practically zero mechanical skill to playing her.
There's actually more mechanical skill involved in playing her than there is mercy.
but w/e
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>>183596970
Yes but with that logic Symmetra has to memorize good Turret/Teleporter/ShieldGen spots, learn to properly time her E to block things

Its pretty insane when Symmetra blocks a Earth Shatter.
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>>183578081
This game was the worst R76 fan fiction I ever read. And I've never even read any.
You basically spend both their routes just trying to sort out this emotional issues with each other with Joseph's wife in the middle of it all.

They even fuck each other while you're trying to date them. And then Joseph dumps you at the end of his route no matter what. Why was this put into a dating game? This is not what you want from a dating game. Never.

Character artist and writer for the game had such a hard on for R76 they shoved it into a meme game. Good thing I never payed for it.
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>>183597046
I like McCree's wheat skin (the brown one)
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>>183592950
What does Widow taste like?
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>>183597773
baguette
but what does she smell like?
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>>183597773
blueberries
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>>183597046
Pigpen is miles better than any legendary skin Roadhog has ever gotten, Stitched is pretty much just behind it for me.
If I didn't love the hair that Augmented gave sombra I'd be using Noche for her.
Winston's original skin is his best one
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>>183597773
>>183597873
like shit
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>>183597773
Like Pharah's pussy and ass
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In just two words, how would YOU fix Overwatch?

Hard Mode: you cannot use "Remove", "Nerf", or mention a specific hero
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>>183596745
>It is a meta cuck thinking his heroes need skill episode

https://www.twitch.tv
/videos/160761759?t=77m00s
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>>183597989
Break Servers
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>>183597932
>>183597873
she obviously taste like blueberry flavored croissant
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>>183596970
Symmetra has now much mechanical skill as far as damage dealing goes, still needs a lot of space awareness to place those fucking turrets, and know where it'll be easier to defend a fucking shield generator, or when to use a teleport instead.
not everything is based on aim in the game
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>>183597989
Casual Mode

Basically an endless Skirmish with endless objectives where people can just go for target practice so those of us that only use QP for that won't ruin the game for everyone else
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Why is leddit pretending that this game is fine? I haven't had a normal game in days. The community is eating itself alive.
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>>183597989
flat sr gain
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>>183598002
man that's how I play junkrat and I don't do even half as well
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2 legendaries in a row feeling very powerful and blessed right now
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>>183597989
TF2 Quickplay
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>>183598178
a team death match? it would ruin certain support characters but sounds fun tbqh

maybe some sort of skirmish FFA
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>>183598264
#blessupking
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>>183597989
I can't solve 3 problems with 2 words.
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>>183597046
>that filename

You are a beautiful person.
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>>183597773
She's french so, garlic and onions
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>>183597983
that means Widow has been eating some sweet sweet brownies
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>>183597989
custom maps with improved custom game browser
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why the fuck am I always in the same team with thrower niggers? Right now I have 4 stack of bong kids who troll on my team
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>>183598312

insta respawn frag servers didn't ruin CSGO. It's what Quick Play should've been instead of this shitfest of GMs being matched with plats and one team having a half decent comp while the other is some meme ass comp that can't put a fight at all.
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>>183598482
Hell yeah, boi.
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>>183597989
Unreal Tournament style Assault Maps.

Okay, yeah, Assault in URT was basically a blend of point capping and capture the flag and these days would include a bit of payload. (not to mention Overwatch already basically has this in some ways)

Still, there was just something amazing about assault maps that made them NOT feel like just reskins and hodgepodges of multiple game modes.

Okay, I'm really just talking out of my nostalgia tinted ass.
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>>
>Invent a cool Orisa based custom game mode
>Have no one to play it with
Suffering
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>>183599459
Tell us more, Anon.
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>>183599459
put it on reddit and then watch all the youtubers play it.
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>>183597989
every character has regenerating health like in Paladins
movement speed is increased
Uprising hud is now optional
countering system removed
more support and tank heroes with fun engaging abilities
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>>183599569
All players have Orisa, all you have is 40 health, RM (on a faster cooldown), and melee. The object is to basically grav pull your enemy into position for a melee like some sort of weird sci fi jousting match. I got to play it once and everyone loved it, but that was months ago
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When does the most important world cup, the USA cup start?
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>>183598138
>that webm
good on that Mercy, but FUCK her team. They didn't notice she was in trouble. Fucking unaware ass mother fuckers.
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Whats your favorite emote in the game anon?
For me, I love Symmetra's sit emote. Time it well when a match ends and you get a nice, slowmo booty shake for your win
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>>183600328
>doesn't regroup with her team when she first gets attacked.
>starts trying to kill the tracer herself instead of slowly moving towards her team mates.
>her team mates were focused on the objective rather than worrying about her.
yeah sure, fuck her team!
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>>183600328
It'sj ust quickplay quit being a tryhard
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>>183600328
If she doesn't fly into her team she's more than likely garbage at the game
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>>183598214
because leddit thinks everything is your fault, you should be able to carry anything and the game is fine, you are just a crying little shit if you think there is something wrong with everyone throwing and trolling
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Lewd young Ana skins when?
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>>183600328
ikr? that poor mercy has to do even more work because her lazy team can't do shit
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>>183601297
>Mercy
>work
lol that's Mercy playing as hard as a normal character on an off-day lol
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>>183600328
I could have actually flown to my team after the tracer recalled, but it was mystery heroes, so that's why I'd rather slam a shitty tracer in 1v1 than actually help my team when 3/4 of them are on the payload

There's a reason I don't play supports, DM in a pinch is fucking garbage and the only way to get the upper hand is stuns and movement denial, all things that get almost no play normally because muh hitscan
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>climbed to diamond
>expect smooth cruising and good games
>instead get people throwing games every game
>no one plays healers unless you played an entire round without any heals
>little kids autistically screeching into mic
>widow mains everywhere
>people playing characters they have 0 hours in like Junkrat
>no one gets on the point, game ends with me having 1 min objective time and gold medal
>losing 90% of games over some dumb shit that could be easily avoided
What the fuck is happening with the game?
I just lost over 400 SR. Game is literally unplayable.
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Are you guys ready for all of your waifus to have Blacked.com porn made of them?
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>>183601839
I don't care about waifus. I want to see every single male in the game getting both BLACKED and FISTED
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Is there any better feeling than regaining SR from the retards that cost you some the previous match?
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>>183602220
Uninstalling Overwatch
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>>183601735
>What the fuck is happening with the game?
This is what a game looks like after the core community has left. All that's left are the children and internationals who don't know that PUBG is much better in every way, and that OW is a dead game.

Let me hear you say it!

>DEAD GAME
>DEAD GAME
>DEAD GAME
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>>183602461
It's summer, normies love their holidays and sunshine and will be back
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>>183602557
>What's the matter Reaper-kun?
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>>183601127
Giving Ana a lewd skin would upset Jack too much.
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>>183602831
I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR MCNUGGIES
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>everyone saying community sucks now
>play two competitive games at about silver level on the EU servers
>everyone is civil and communicates via text chat, even when we fuck up there's absolutely no tilting

I can't relate to the /owg/ experience. I hardly play any comp but maybe I should if everyone's so nice.
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GAMBIT GAMBIT GAMBIT
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>>183603636
>play two games
nice bait nigger
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I made it to masters and now I have to play a game to avoid decay
I really do not want to play with streamers right now
So much cancer
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>>183588174
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>>183603636
>EU

This is why. I guarantee NA is a salt factory.
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>>183603636
Silver is much better than higher ranks.
Plat and diamond are fucking cancer.
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>>183590557
that's not no limits

pls bring back no limits, blizz ;_;
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New interview:
https://www.gamespot.com/articles/overwatch-devs-explain-why-terry-crews-isnt-doomfi/1100-6451946/
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>>183604384
goodnight sweet prince
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>>183604551
>retards made such a stink about a memeactor that blizzard still has to talk about it
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What will they do to hog to take him out of the dumpster? I think hook CD should be like 5 seconds now.
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tfw deranked from masters to bronze and enjoying the comp first time in weeks. People are much nicer and actually trying to win and nobody trolls
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>>183605792
He's don't anon, move on, or learn the sweet spot of his right click because it's the only thing keeping him above 0% pickrate.
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tfw you like all the summer games skins but you're broke as fuck and have no job
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>>183605792
>remove m2
>bring back old hook but with only one shotting 200hp heroes
hog fixed, you whalecum
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>>183606130
>liking any of the summer games skins

The only good thing to come out of that shit was Roadhog's medal victory pose.
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Just fucking kill me
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>>183606130
your body is made of money
not only prostitution but selling organs too
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>>183606175
*blocks your path*
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>>183606181
Get em Bastion
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>>183606286
forgot image
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>>183606157

>Replace buckshot with single slug shot with massive falloff and no headshots
>Slug does exactly 200 damage in relevant hook distances, falls off immediately to 50 damage or whatever afterwords
>Hog can now one shot exactly who the developers want to instead of tanks and shit
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>>183606181
>Playing an RNG

Are you retarded? Seriously, who the fuck playa that mode? Bronzies?
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>play Soldier
>never get a chance to shoot at the Phara
The fuck am I supposed to do?
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>>183606446
Oh wow it's a default genji skin
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>>183606494
4 fun, or so I thought....and the weekly lootboxes
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>>183606602
Be the best, easiest to use, most versatile DPS in the game? Soldier is a carry God in this game. Literally never bad.
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>>183598002
see, this is why I don't understand the retards who go "hurr defense heroes are bad they need buffs"
no, they're fucking ridiculous but people are so retarded they choose not to use them out of some misguided pride "muh skill cap" so fucking stupid
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McCree is so much fun now that I've got my aim with him a bit better. So satisfying to hear BINK BINK as you headshot their squishies
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>>183606745
the only people who want them buffed are true shitters who want to be hip and play an off meta hero. I main junkrat and torb and they are nowhere near 'underpowered'. I'd say that McCree is more underpowered than any of the defense heroes.
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>>183606602
Win the game?
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>>183588239
I want to lick Sombra's thighs.
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>>183606745
Defense heros are bad and need buffs. Cherry picking good players doing well with shit heros doesn't mean that their pick rates are really bad above lower skill brackets.

Like widow and hanzo are fine because snipers are really powerful on occasion in the hands of a skilled player. But think about torb and bastion. Being good on one choke on one point on defense on one map is a valid reason for a hero to see buffs.
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>>183606745
>"hurr defense heroes are bad they need buffs"
But... they are.

Except maybe symmetra

>>183607057
get in line, buddy
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>play McCree
>not allowed to shoot anyone thanks to DVA
>monkey nigger gets to just jump on me and I can't do anything about it unless he has discord so I can 50/50 live
>low skill floor characters just stop and sponge all damage

>play junkrat
>same shit
>play hanzo
>same shit
>play widow
>same shit, but I can fucking kill everywhere before nigger monkey jumps on me
>play reaper
>kill nigger monkey and DVA
>play 76
>kill nigger monkey and DVA
>play tracer
>kill nigger monkey and DVA
>play genji
>run away from nigger monkey and kill healers
>Play ana
>not allowed to do anything, cant heal in defense matrix and nigger monkey barrier shitniggers
>play roadhog
>HAHAHAHAH needs to be deleted from the game
>play zarya
>wow I can hit DVA but I get shit on by tracer and 76
>play orisa
>hahahahahaha

need to seriously nerf winston, dva, genji, tracer, and lucio, probably 76 too. By design, these characters will always be the best, just need to change some of their core designs.

high mobility with extremely high damage sponge characters or fast characters with powerful defense abilities and short TTK are overpowered.
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>>183607057
Just her thighs anon?
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>>183599327
this
mix in the story with the map and have some more diverse objectives, encouraging hero switching in the process
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>>183606878
Thats a cute d.va in the background
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>>183607095
>cherry picking good players doing
stopped reading they're, you're a moron. They took "off meta" heroes and beat a rank 16 genji.
They beat a top 500 fucking player using a meta hero with defense heroes. You can't fucking do that with "underpowered" heroes. They are balanced just fine.
If they were underpowered then they WOULD NOT be able to take meme heroes and win against people at the same level or better who are using "overpowered" or balanced heroes.
That's impossible, the fact that they won is quite literally proof that the heroes themselves are just fine. All it takes is a non retard playing them.
Which is fine/
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>>183595375
>>183595873
Winston is NOT for lewd
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>>183607021
>Junkrat
>Unused past bronze
>People who want the worst hero buffed in the game are bad

What if I'm in diamond and want to not get ran the fuck over by actually good DPS heros? Why would you EVER play shitrat over CoD or Mcree?
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>>183588223
Her ass weights as much as her tits.
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>>183607301
Probably some more parts, but I really want to taste that chocolate thicc.
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>>183607352
Then he shouldn't be so handsome and charming
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>>183607370
>unused past bronze
>literally a clip of a grandmaster junkrat beating a top 500 genji
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>>183606878
I love this cute girl in the background
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>>183607387
so much this.
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>>183606624
thats how good it is, any genji who gives a damm to being a cyborg ninja weeb bought it
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>>183606745
There is nothing that justify Torbjörn critbox.
If it wasn't so ridiculous, then maybe Genji would fear Torb a little.
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>>183607484
that's still no excuse
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>>183607515
>What are usage rates
>What are statistics
>What is cherry picking

I can kill a Genji as Torbjorn. This does not mean that torb is viable in most situations or that Genji will not singlehanded run over torb in most situations.
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So I think Im finally done with this game.

Im satisified with games that are close, win or lose.

Im not satisfied with dva/winston cancer.

Im also extremely fucking irrate when Im forced to lose 5 games in a row over 2-3 days and Its as if the team is made up of only myself and one other sorry soul.

Ive started just leaving games where its obvious the game is pointless. End of round 1. I have 5 golds as 76, with a mercy zen. The enemy has 5 minutes left on cap.

fuck you, Im not sitting here wasting my fucking time with a game that is both a waste and does nothing but annoy me.
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>>183607641
torbjorn does more dps with his right click than 76 if you have any type of aim at all.
he has tons of armor and molten core and that turret are insane. The critbox is the only reason he isn't insanely overpowered
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I want to be his GF
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>>183603118
Wouldn't he enjoy it more?
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>>183607841
>you will never go on a double date with Winston alongside Tracer/Emily
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>>183607841
But anon, gorillas have very small penises.
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>>183608131
The looser one
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>>183603118
Irrelevant, gimme.
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>>183588743
You gotta post this every thread?
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>>183607803
>what are usage rates and statistics
arbitrary. totally arbitrary
After d.va was nerfed, everyone thought she was unusable and shit. Then for quite literally no reason she became meta and was seen as overpowered.
The meta is arbitrary, defense heroes are fantastic. You go up against torbs who can't aim so you think you do well but any torb with aim could double tap you.
The reason people don't play defense heroes is they are percieved as low skill so people choose not to play them even though they're insanely powerful. Because people choose not to use them, it creates the perception that they're bad even though they're not. The only people willing to experiment are bronzies. Yet when you do finally get grandmaster players playing defense heroes, they realize "oh shit this character's insane"
The exact same fucking thing happened to sombra, for the longest time she was a throw hero then in the past two months, without any buffs whatsoever, the meta at the very top has become "you have to pick sombra on 2cp or you lose"
it is all completely and entirely arbitrary.
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>>183608110
Its the future, there are ways...
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>>183608280
The man needs his tiddiepad
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Post yfw you finish your session with more SR than you started.
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>>183608416
If this had any semblance of truth to it you would see flexibility in the numbers in pro tournaments where all these insane junkrat plays and great torb ults happen.

But you don't, and you haven't since the game launched, because that fucking torb in GM is getting ran the fuck over 9/10 times by the GM genji/CoD/Tracer because they are actually powerful heros.

Also sombra doesn't even scrape into C tier on the vast majority of tournament usage tier lists. So there goes that. Your argument is just muh feels at this point.
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>>183608416
holy shit this is excellent bait

this should become a copypasta, it's got great potential
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>>183608804
why is mei so cute?
>>
>bastion in turret form on point
>walk up to him with defense matrix and hyper-cuck him

never gets old
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>>183608862
>if this had any semblance of truth
that's literally what happened though
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>>183606181
Not so bad actually. Target down a Pharah with Torb, Zen and Winston, maybe Bastion too then their healers.
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>>183609017
>use an overpowered abillity to literally stop all but 4 characters from playing the game

how does one obtain this power?
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>>183609352
you have the play the second most boring character in the game to get it
>>
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>>183609352
>overpowered

oh boy this again
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>>183609352
>Step 1.) Be gay
>Step 2.) There is no step 2.
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>>183609481
I'm genuinely not sure what I'm looking at here. Is this a movie reference?
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>>183608131
This one
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>>183609651
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>>183609529
>that ability can't be overpowered!
>I climbed as DVA and that's the only thing she does!
>IT CANT BE OVERPOWERED, THAT WOULD DIMINISH MY EGO

I WILL NOT DIE
NOR WILL MY DREAM
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>>183609352
Shes a DM bot, thats all she's there for.
enjoy being hog tier when it gets nerfed
>>
I understand the absurdity of asking this in /owg/ but I will anyway.
Should I buy Overwatch or BF1? both look interesting and play differently but I can get the Battlefield Ultimate Goyim™ Edition 50% off right now and that's the only time I would even consider it.
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>play comp
>be on main
>"<insert hero here> isnt working"
>switch
>still lose
>check the person who suggested the switch
>just got out of placements with 1 win and a 20 percent win rate on their most played hero.

loss streak of 11 games so far. Is it better just to ignore these people?
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>>183606602
Run from rockets then shoot.
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>>183610707
If playing with firearms only is good for you, BF1.
If you want diverse weapons, OW.
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>>183610859
> Is it better just to ignore these people?
>Don't join voice chat
>Disable text chat
>Game experience improve tenfolds

Yes, yes it is Anon, sometime people do make call out and communicate actually good informations, but most of the time people communicate just to autistically screech at their team.
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>>183610707
watch gameplay of all the heroes and if you find one that makes you think "yeah, i want to play that" then buy it

battlefield is battlefield, if you like battlefield buy it
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>>183611064
thats what ive noticed. i havent used voice chat until recently because thats what pros have told me to do. But ive never lost this much SR after doing something that was supposed to be beneficial.
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>>183611403
it's meant to just make the game more enjoyable, not improve your skills
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>>183609906
>>183608202
STOP
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I want a cute boyfriend (female) like Tracer RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
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Thinking about reworking WoD cinematic into a meme video about supports uprising(Mercy excluded)
Do you think this could work?
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>>183611856
So you want your Tracer with a penis or not? I'm always confused
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>>183611905
nah
but good luck nonetheless
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>>183590648
>>genji cant deflect her
>>neither can dva
Can't tell you how many times I've killed Symmetra with her own balls.
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>>183612082
No I don't want a girlfriend (male), I want a boyfriend (female).
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>>183612095
I have this grand vision of a very buff orc Lucio rejecting a jar of piss from Reaper, to then crack Roadhogs skull with a Gorehowl. For some reason this thought got stuck in my head for two days, so I'm thinking of giving it a try at least.
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>>183612312
I see. Reverse traps are truly the best.
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>>183612312
But Tracer with a penis is best Tracer
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>>183612601
Dicks are gay.
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>>183610859
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFiwj1-Ctl0
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>>183610859
Never listen to others and pick what you feel you need to win the game. Some cuck will disagree with this but it will give you the best chance to climb given that you know what you're doing.
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>>183604006
game ended in a draw, teammates wanted to run three dps+ torb mercy and solo tank
At least I proved to myself I can carry hard enough to force a draw.
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>picks Winston on Anubis
>has D.Va by his side
>still goes left instead of just jumping into the choke highground

Why do people do this?
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>>183612816
>disable voice chat
>can't blame voicechat for loss either way
>remove the only possible advantage you could have over your opponents
shit advice
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>>183613503
lack of knowledge of why dive is strong

You can in fact tell if your teammates are decent or not by the path they choose to attack or where they setup to defend.
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>>183607896
Absolutely not. He would keep handing her his coat to the point where she'd get so annoyed with it she'd change to her normal clothes.
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>>183612312
>>183612578
Glad I'm not the only one who wants a boy(girl)
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>>183590263
>constantly place sneaky turrets so genjis, tracers, sombras and other shit get rekt
>go flank and microwave supports from behind
>stupid dps players run AWAY from your shield so you can easily kill them too
>place a shield gen to get free kills
>I once killed a widowmaker with my m2
Seeing how people can't do shit about her is hilarious
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Hanzo is the only character in the game that can 1 shot a hero 2 ways

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eN09NZILIk
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>be diamond
>get matched with stacks trying to carry their plat friend
>get matched with masters who play like bronze
>get matched with throwers

Does it get better or do i slink back to platinum.
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>>183614154
Truly Best.
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>>183614271
Pharah is the only character in the game that can fly reliably.

Reinhardt is the only character in the game with a regenerating barrier.

Roadhog is stunning and brave.
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>>183614271
Hanzo is one of the few characters that require good aim

AND THE COMMUNITY WANTS TO NERF HIM
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>>183613532
I dunno, hes top 500 and coaches a team. I reckon he knows what he's talking about
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>>183614385
You haven't even scratched the surface of this games bullshit.
>Long wait time expected, might take a lot of time for a perfect ma...
>This happens
Okay, Jeff, fuck you too, you know. I didn't wanna be friends with you either.
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>>183612312
But Tracer is a girl (female)
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>>183614779
He may know what he's talking about in a team vs team basis, in soloQ your rank is completely random and it follows a normal distribution, having comms on or off makes 0 difference unless it's actually advantaging you
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>>183614802
Why is the matchmaking so god damn long for everything? 3-5 minutes for even quickplay. Is the game dead?
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sorry goys I decided to join Microsoft
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>>183615181
Because it's difficult. You have a limited pool of people that you have to compose two almost equal teams of, without compromising each role much.
And sometimes it fails miserably, the other week I had two games in a row with four support mains on the team.
Thankfully we're not genjimains and got our shit together by switching, but still, that was horible matchmaking.
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>>183615068
She is clearly a boy [Girl(female)]
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>>183614676
THe requires aim for his M1. Thing is most Hanzos abuse the instant-450-damage Scatter arrow which requires little aim except pointing it at the general vicinity of someone's feet. Even Blizzard is on record stating that people aren't using SA correctly.

I can reliably state that 60% of my deaths to Hanzos have been from scatter Arrows, with 35% being body shots after someone else damaged me, and only 5% of deaths from well-aimed headshots.
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>>183615317
refer to
>>183604551

Terry basically begged and Chu said no.
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>>183615867
>terry said they already had a VA in mind and he didn't want to intrude
>basically begged
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>Actually do really well with Hanzu
>I fucking hate this character
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>win 2 games yesterday
>lose 3 today

Just an average day in Blizzard's matchmaker.
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>>183614157
Tales from Gold, eh?
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>>183616402
>didn't want to intrude
>went to Blizzard, made an audition tape, begged on twitter, had the rock endorse him

Sure
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>>183604551
>out-badass Garrosh Hellscream
Do these retards even know what they are talking about? Garrosh was a terrible whiny pussy. Christ, gamespot, get your shit together, have some self-respect. Quit licking blizzs butt.
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>>183616754
>>183590263
>it's actually insane how common symmetra is in QP
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>>183616427

The game wants me to be Hanjo.
I get PotG every time I get him in Mystery Heroes.
I actually have consistent 40% accuracy with him.
I have every single Hanzo skin.
I got his event skin 5 times.
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>>183616710
How is that anything but completely arbitrary circumstantial data?
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>>183615735
>Even Blizzard is on record stating that people aren't using SA correctly
wrong. in Hanzo's guide video thats how he's shown using it, look on the blizzard website.
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>>183616976
I'm pretty confident the video and the intended use was for finishing people off who go around the corner into enclosed rooms.
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>>183615735
>Even Blizzard is on record stating that people aren't using SA correctly.
What's the "correct" way of using it then? Also all the fragments have to hit to do 450dmg and even Wraxu misses scatter at times.
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>>183617126
nope. it shows him shooting the floor and killing 2 people.
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>>183616427
It happened to me in Mystery Heroes when I played as Pharah, even shooting other Pharahs out of the air with Pharah. It was probably because I know how to deal with Pharahs that I knew what to avoid doing with her.
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>tfw gaining less and less SR with each match using my main

I'm hitting my skill cap. Send help please.
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>>183616903
Boi, if you see a lot of people complaining about a specific issue, you know there's something wrong.
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>>183604551
>There's so much potential, especially healing in a game like Overwatch, because it's a very unique mechanic
Watch next character be a direct downgrade to mercy.
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>>183617226
play other heroes
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>>183616837
>he thinks qp isn't gold MMR
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WOAH GUYS TERRY CREWS IS REALLY A NEW OVERWATCH HERO
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>orisas gun slows her
>she has no mobility
>projectile chaingun
>400 hp
>clips through her own barrier, especially her head
???

why is she so bad guys
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>>183617434
I already do, but I'm easily two tiers below my current rank if I play any other heroes. I don't mind being carried in a game or two, but I don't want to be a constant cancer.
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>>183617190
>>183617151
>>183616976
Then why does Blizzard say they're using it wrong? And Blizzard nerfed Roadhog's instant-kill bullshit, why shouldn't they retool Scatter Arrow so it's used properly and isn't an instant erase button against all but 4 characters every 10 seconds?
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>>183617625
I think you listed the problems already, anon
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>>183617234
There is nothing wrong. People just misunderstand the nature side effect of MMR. You play more difficult players when you win and less difficult players when you lose.
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>>183617837
WRONG
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>>183591434
Mei can contest the payload by herself for infinity lmao
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>>183617987
>WRONG
Great counter argument.
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>>183617735
then improve your game play them until you stop demoting with them and climb again
THAT DOESN'T MEAN only play them, but don't avoid playing other characters because you are failing with them. You learn more from failing while trying than you do winning while trying.
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>>183618197
what the fuck is that image
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>>183617283
I very much doubt the next hero is a healer. Saying they have some prototypes to look at means they have tons of hero ideas on the back burner and healer is not on the forefront right now.

It's just that two people asked at the panel. There is a meme that Talon needs a healer and that's likely where it's coming from.
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>>183617527
you're a little late to the party anon.
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>>183617625
Don't forget the horrible bullet spread she has.
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>>183618271
real life gremlin d.va mad about being portrayed as a dorito munching gremlin
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>>183618271
The memes are too strong for this one.
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>>183617527
interested and added to wishlist to track price
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>>183618397
oh ok. i thought it was some propaganda that had stolen baby d.va
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>>183618197
doesn't matter, I'm not convincing reality. You are simply wrong.
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why the fuck is my screen so blurry when I scroll around compared to watching pro VODS
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>>183618274
Ye, I don't even expect them to devote their time to balance out the deserted wasteland that is the support roster.
One just has to look at WoW and HotS to see that Blizz fucking LOVES shitting out dps and tanks, and really hates support roles for some damned reason.
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>roadhog
>hook DVA
>blast her in the face
>matrix
>use my whole hog when she turns it off
>she turns it back on
>eats the entire fucking ult save the last second
>hook mercy right when it comes off cooldown and hog ends
>MATRIX

ENOUGH

THIS SHIT IS BROKEN

it recharges too fucking quickly. a character should not be allowed to stop EVERY FUCKING THING BY SPAMMING RMB

maybe if she had to fucking aim, as in, had a much smaller cone, I could be like ok, that guy is good. but no, RETARDS ARE ALLOWED TO JUST SPAM IT CONSTANTLY

for over 8 seconds I was not allowed to deal any fucking damage
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>>183619023
>a character should not be allowed to stop EVERY FUCKING THING BY SPAMMING RMB
Yeah, fuck Reinhardt.
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>>183619023
It's cancer and it will be nerfed, alongside mercy's res. Don't worry.
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>that 1 in 10 matches feel when you get in the zone as Tracer and you rack up kills constantly and have the whole enemy team shaking in fear

Tracer is truly the most fun hero
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>>183619023
>why do I get countered by clever actions
>why isn't my fat ugly waifu able to oneshot everyone and take no damage in the process
>reeee blizz nerf counters
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>>183614157
> flank and microwave supports

Eventually You'll get to a rank where DPS will learn to shoot you. I'd say I spend <10% of the round using the primary fire in Masters
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>>183618787
Not only that but hell, not just Geoff, but multiple devs admit that making offensive characters is just more fun. And it probably is.

The thing that worries me though is that evidently when testing hero ideas they mash together bits and pieces from other kits, slap them on an unfinished model and then just play around with it. Like making franken heroes. Which sounds fun but it doesn't bring anything new. Like Doomfist's original testing was just Reinhardt's melee in one hand and Pharah's rocket in the other. The only new thing was the meteor smash ult.

I don't want another Orisa. She's boring and basic because she is really nothing but several heroes smashed into one but worse.
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>>183590263
Why do you struggle?
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>>183614271
I think Roadhog still can with either alt-fire or a hook combo. Much harder now obviously but still possible
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>>183590557
This is how you get bad at every other game mode mode
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>>183619242
it's not a counter. something that simple and spammable is not a counter, it is nullification. It's called being overpowered, since only 4 low dps characters that are short ranged are allowed to fire.

Any argument is wrong if it tries to say otherwise. It's indefensible.

>>183619204
This is a perfect example of why death sentences should be dolled out to people like you. Petty bitchy, whiney, inferior faggot analogies.

I sincerely hope you die.
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>>183619916
>it's not a counter. something that simple and spammable is not a counter, it is nullification.
Please, eat shit, hogmain. You weeped the same stupid shit when hog was nerfed.
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>>183619241
In my last match I played today, the tracer in my team finished with 25k hero damage. The dirty lesbian truly is fearsome.
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>>183620128
can play mccree hanzo junkrat

etc

pick any character, your bitchout argument and the result is the same in both instances
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>>183619629
We'll never get another "hit" like Lucio will we
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>>183619506
>Eventually You'll get to a rank where DPS will learn to shoot you.
Why would I ever want that
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>>183617625
>all the other Tanks are glorified DPS with short/medium range
>Orisa does piddling damage but can hit from long range
>"WE BLIZZARD FEEL THAT ORISA DOES WAAAAAAAAAY TOO MUCH DAMAGE FOR A TANK BECAUSE OF HER RANGE NOW IT DOES THE LEAST AMOUNT OF DAMAGE OF ALL WEAPONS BUT HERE'S A BARRIER COOLDOWN TO DISTRACT YOU FROM THIS ENJOY"
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>>183619629
Because tiny monkey brains they have inside their skulls cannot calculate anything beyond two days into the future.
>Let's make support roles!
>YEAH
>Now we probably should keep up the support percentage as we continue to add heroes
>Nyeeeh, supports are boring, let's not
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>>183620519
>LEAST AMOUNT OF DAMAGE OF ALL WEAPONS
>132 DPS
?
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>>183590263
>Mercy + Sym combo in Comp
Res + Teleport coupled with a damage boosted Sym beam is absolutely hilarious when it works in Comp
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>>183620469
Eventully walking through a whole team with a microwave loses its luster. It's just not as satisfying when you know they never stood a chance
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>>183620821
>132dps if all 150 bullets hit
>Junkrat and Pharah do 120 damage per grenade/rocket
>Reinhardt does 75 damage a swing, 300 damage a charge, 100 damage a firestrike
>Symmetra does 120dps
>Hanzo does 450 damage
>Roadhog does 300~ damage
>Winston does 200~ dps

etc etc etc
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>>183619916
You'd be first in line for the death sentences. I'm surprised you're not bitching about Reinhardt's hook stopping and shot stopping he has over the Hog.
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>>183621270
And if that happens I can always go back to my second main
>It's just not as satisfying when you know they never stood a chance
Like I care
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>>183619241
She really is the most fun. I hope Tracer never gets nerfed like how the crybabies have hit other heroes.
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>>183621670
shit like this is why you need to die. You keep inferring that barriers stop damage and thats a problem, maybe if reinhardts barier wrapped the enemy team in them and they couldnt shoot in any direction, yeah I'd probably have a problem with it.
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>>183621830
they'll never nerf her or genji, no matter how much support mains cry
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>>183621830
she does need a nerf, but if they are using her as how powerful they want characters to be, then they need to buff at least 10+ characters.
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>>183621830
Don't worry m8, she hasn't been touched since closed beta so I doubt they'd dare touch her now. She's in a good spot despite all the shitters bitching.
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>>183621921
Obviously, you're retarded if you can't shoot around a cone that has a smaller surface area than a big blue rectangular board. I'm not calling the barriers or the defense matrix a problem, I'm calling you a retard.
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Why is mercy so popular and how do mercy mains always have ungodly amounts of hours on her? She has no abilities and can't do anything on her own, you literally just stand around and hold M1 while everyone else plays the game. How is that fun?
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>>183622068
They did hit Genji with a 2 second reduction on Dragonblade, but just recently he got an extra swing on it when they fixed the Ghostblade, which was a bit of a buff.
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>S1 through S4 play 76/Hog + Flex
>hit 3500
>S5 only play Mercy + Lucio
>drop to 2350

So basically instalock DPS to get to Masters?
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>>183622152
>can't shoot around a cone
>it literally fucking surrounds you so you can't do shit
>Or it surrounds one of dva's teammate's, making them basically invincible
Thanks for letting everyone know you're diamond.
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>>183622339
Thanks for letting me know you're bronze in that you can't even shoot around a simple mechanic. Maybe one day we'll meet up in masters and we'll both be able to laugh at D.va, yeah?
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>>183622190
>Why is mercy so popular

MOMMY ISSUES
>>
Name 3 Skins you'd wanna see for Summer games.

1.Sand Castle Bastion
2. BMX Reaper
3. Summer Splash Widowmaker.
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>>183590596
>to boost another
>is that considered boosting
are you actually autistic
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>>183622190
>she's not fun to play
thats the thing, the people who main her don't want someone 'fun' or interesting, they want someone easy who they can do consistently well with.

Take the main mercy stereotype
>girl gamur playing with her DPS bf
Do you think this person gives a shit whether they're having fun? or do you think they care more about their team orbiting them after they pull of a 5 man res?

i copied and pasted this from a post in the last general, but it pretty much sums it up
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Guys, console pleb coming through:

>had overwatch for a year never bothered to play it since FPS sucks using controller
>start it up last week to get better mechanically at it

I'm about to do placements and i honestly don't want to solo queue because of all the toxicity i keep hearing about. Any of you folks wanna queue with me for the 10 matches? I'll probably won't be as good as you guys.
>>
Just had a total mayhem game on eichenvalde defense, got 100% triggered by the sheer amount of cancer enemy had on the first point(Literally everything, winston/zarya/mei/mercy/lucio/toblerone/sombra.

Played the rest of the round running around jumping on walls as lucio, halfway through realised I could boop enemies on their way to the frontline.
You know, it's surprisingly fucking funny, whipping mercy and toblerone while they run as fast as they can, spamming "Thanks".

And the best part is - we still won. Total Mayhem at its finest.
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>>183622869
>I probably won't*
Just woke up sorry. One more thing to add, I'm not the worst winston/tracer/zen.
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>>183590557
Litteraly the worst game mode ever in this game, how can your taste be that bad ?
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>>183622190
As someone with 3x as many hours on Mercy this season as my actual main (D.Va) because I fill in Competitive, I can say:

>Why is mercy so popular
She's currently the best and arguably only reasonable choice in the current meta as core healer. Winston and D.Va are everywhere putting Ana out of favour unless you're fantastic with her AND your team knows to play around enemy bubbles/DM to get healing.

This leaves Mercy, Lucio and Zen, and the latter two are basically impossible to run in Comp as solo/core heals (though Zen + Lucio combo is fine).

>and how do mercy mains always have ungodly amounts of hours on her?
Because of the above.

Unless you mean those people with like 500 hours of Mercy and 2 hours of anything else, then I dunno. They just like playing medic a lot I guess.
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>>183622702
You can't "shoot around" dva, she presses shift, flies up to you, and DMs around you or around her teammate. There is no "shooting around" DM what does that even mean?

>masters
>any different from diamond
>somehow still not GM playing the mercy of tanks
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>>183622739
I thought that was Ana.
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>>183622739
I do NOT have mommy issues!
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>>183621449
This guy failed elementary math
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>>183623271
zen + lucio is literally the best healer core and I dont understand why anyone would pick something else
mercy is good in low rank (plat and below) because bad players always love to stack and waste ults to kill 5 people and let mercy rez
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>>183612704
but so is Tracer
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>>183615450
That's fine with me.
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>>183621449
>Winston does ~200 DPS
Simply no
The rest are abilities on a cooldown, and/or have a short range. Exception of course being Junkrat ad Pharah.
And yes, anon, you have to hit people to do damage to them.
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>>183623304
>implying I play D.va at all
>implying the cone isn't just her face in size
>implying you and her can't move around and you can't juke her
Again, git gud and maybe when you reach masters we can team up and laugh at D.va when she tries using Defense Matrix and we still kill her.
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>>183622823
Swimsuit Junkrat with inner tube riptire
Lifeguard Mercy
Coping that Sand Castle Bastion idea
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>>183623405
You sure about that?
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>>183623624
heh
winston is the only character that does damage in aoe, he probably meant that by 200 dps if you hit 3+ people, but that rarely happens
+ it does little damage to armor and burst is better than damage over time because heals
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>>183623456
Zen + Lucio only if you have highly coordinated players all with the same plan talking to each other about every next move
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>>183621449
>132dps if all 150 bullets hit
are you well? do you have brain damage?
it's between 13 and 16 damage per pellet, don't know how many pellets per second, I suppose between 10 and 8
winston does not have 200 DPS, not even almost 100
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>>183623841
>guys I'm gonna speed boost
>guys winston is discorded
>high coordination
even gold players call this kind of stuff
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>>183623901
11 per pellet, 12 per second FWIW, no falloff.
And of course nothing has the health pool to stand up to 150 Orisa shots anyway.
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>>183623714
Do people actually try to use masters like it means anything after Season 2? Gm hasn't meant shit since blizz bumped everyone up S3, but every rank below is made up of literal drooling retards, you aren't even playing the same game but feel the need to weigh in on discussions of balance.
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>>183623841
> hey everyone attack the purple target
> highly coordinated

> they attack someone else
> discord that target instead

Nah, zen is easy
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>alt account can consistently maintain diamond
>main account has too many toxic retards throwing
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What Summer Game Sports are the new heros?

Sombra Chess?
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>>183623804
He does 30dps if he hits armor. Then it goes to 60-360dps depending on how many ppl he's hitting. Reinhardt is 70- 450, but no bubble to help during attacks. They're both main tanks for offensive play due to them being the only current characters to be able to attack through shields with all their abilities.
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>>183624067
>main is barely able to keep above 2200
>buy new account
>play exact same heroes and get placed 2800
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>>183623726
Yeah give Bastion a little Seagull.
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>>183624053
Well, if I'm a drooling retard in masters then what does that make you in bronze?
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>>183624123
Sombra Esports
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>Playing comp on ps4
>Pick Mercy
>Average 15k healing a match
>Team decides to never group up
>Consistently spamming it
>For some reason, they never do. Always trying to flank.
>Entire team is disjointed
>Roflstomped the shit out us
>Angery messages from two teammates. One was tracer and the other a Hanzo.
>Both mad that I didn't pocket them
>Explain to them that the team needs to stick together to make a push
> "Thats why you can fly lol"
The more I play Mercy, the more I feel myself falling for the pissy healer meme
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pigpen is best hog skine
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Maybe we'll finally get Tennis mercy. Not just sprays, but a real skin.
Lifeguard mercy is also fine, if it's a beach theme this time
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>>183624406
That's DVA's thing not Sombra. It seems like alot of good sports for new characters have been taken.

Boxing doomfist
Equestrian Orisa
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>>183624164
>They're both main tanks for offensive play due to them being the only current characters to be able to attack through shields with all their abilities.
???
that makes 0 sense
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>>183623960
I just pulled 3 of my buddies out if gold, and u can assure you gold zennys are trash. They don't call shit and never throw their discord on anything grounded if a pharmacy is around. They have 20% accuracy and don't move harmony orb from their first target
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Any hero that got a previous summer games skin is unlikely to get another one. Sombra and Soldier 76 are probably getting new summer skins.
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Remember when you could actually crit a Winston in his ultimate form before his head shrunk?

Remember when you could get face to face with a Dva and shoot her in her dead zone and it actually required them to have any skill besides boosting into a group people and getting free invulnerability?
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>>183624587
In comparison to orisa who I can only see used well in defence as a battery. How doe that not make cense?
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>>183624608
gold players are all shit
but some of them call the discords and It's just extremely common to do at every rank, I feel like that's something that a majority of zen (good or bad) players do
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I miss dueling against another Reinhardt as Reinhardt
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>>183623901
>>183623624
>>183623423
Orisa's weapon is a projectile with slow speed and a spread almost as bad as Sombra's. This alone means her weapon should have stayed at its original damage level. She may have a long-range weapon but it only hurts or kills when they're in close thanks to the spread and speed.
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>>183598138

is this webm a joke? is this how fucking bad overwatch players are?

>slowly swaying your mouse around holding down left click missing 90% of your shots and randomly using melee until the enemy accidentally walks into them
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>>183624608
Wait, so if they discord a pharmercy why don't you shoot them down and get rid of one of the potential bullshit things that can fuck up your team?
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>>183624728
remember the times before roadhog and rein were nerfed to the ground / bugged and we actually had a choice when picking tanks instead of being forced to pick dva and winston because out of 6 tanks, they're the only 2 that aren't shit ?
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>>183624815
I can't trust a 20% zenny to do better than a mercy
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>Horizon, Defending first
>get a Sym main and a Torb main
>they just spend the entire match joking in chat, but we actually hold it well, enemy took nothing
>mains Sym and Torb again for Attack
>we win with the first push easily
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Jesus Christ did comp and qp both have a concussions today? Ive play with terrible teams before but holy shit is it fucking unbearable today
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>>183624947
This guy probably plays with a controller
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>>183624947
It's not hitscan, you aren't hitting any if you're just aiming instead of leading
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>2-ppl premade
>Mercy and mccree
>GRIL GAMUR obviously on a healslut
>gives useless callouts half a game, while I slowly lose my patience on rein
>callouts on the level of "guyse get on the point", while three people are dead and other three ARE ON THE FUCKING POINT
>Finally lose my shit and say "Shut up, healslut" in the mic
>Her boyfriend also loses it, starts acting like it's a bar fight and I just insulted him IRL
>WHAT DIDJA SAY ABOUT HER, NO-NO-NO MARY LET ME TALK TO THAT BITCH, WHAT DIDJA SAY 'BOUT MAH GRILL YOU LITLE SHITE?!
>I'm fighting myself, craving for some bravery to throw some more shit on the fan
>Eh, whatever, let it slide
That happened about two weeks ago, still regreting not bringing him to the boiling point. I hope he forced her to perform a good deepthroat afterwards.
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>>183625119
Welcome to Overwatch the game where the everyone is a shitter and the meta means nothing
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>>183600328
Unless Blizzard decides to go full weeb and give Genji shadow clone bullshit I can't be at two places at once.
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>>183624805
out of all reasons why orisa is shit, not being able to shoot behind shields is not one of them
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>While designing Orisa, the developers wanted to create an "anchor tank" — a character that the team is anchored by and bases its positioning around, such as behind Reinhardt's barrier shield ability. Additionally, they wanted to create a character with more ranged and mobile abilities.[5] Jeff Kaplan has stated that the inspiration to design Orisa as a female robot came from criticism that the game's female characters lacked the visually challenging uniqueness that the male characters exhibited.[5]
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>>183625209
Is this one of those Street Fighter swaps? What is the base fighter there? I'm not familiar with all of them.
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>>183625221
oh that's just slander
fuck you
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>>183625232
still, that mercy's aim is terrible, leading with her gun is really easy
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>>183625428
She sure is like an anchor, because she SUNK VERY WELL
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>>183625480
Looks like Rose.
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>>183624958
On a 6 v 6 fight if we can't take one of those 2 out immediately, and if we don't have a 76, widdow, or McCree, even with discord then it's a lost fight, because monkey has to leap to hit her, genji needs to use dash for 50dm guarantee and zenny needs to land 1 head - 2 body shots for genji to get his reset. If that doesn't happen then the ground game is lost due to their monkey jumping on the zenny genji and tracer. If he doesn't switch the discord to monkey so we can melt him because he's too determined to kill a phara that's getting healed 60ps
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>>183625232

thats not leading thats just shooting around haphazardly
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>>183625428
>Jeff Kaplan has stated that the inspiration to design Orisa as a female robot came from criticism that the game's female characters lacked the visually challenging uniqueness that the male characters exhibited
Can't really argue this. You've got robots and huge dudes in power armor. Women are all the same hourglass in a bodysuit except Zarya and Mei who has a coat.
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>>183625428
Orisa is thicc
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>>183625480
>>183625659
Its a palette swap for SFV's Chun Li on the beach stage
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>>183625553
well, that tracer got 350 damage giver or take a few
>>183625679
It's an orbit line, like this one, but instead it's led by about a second
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>>183625385
So you're saying she ls your #1 pick out of the 3 main tanks for a dry offensive push?
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>>183625661
Honestly, a genji or widowmaker alone would be able to deal with the pharmercy alone, but this is gold we're talking about.
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>>183625831
>palette swap
Very liberal use of that term, but thanks.
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>>183624870
Her spread never changes. Just git gud at projectiles and spread. You ever okay cs or bf?
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>>183622823
One that I want to happen but I know that never will is pro wrestler Reinhardt and the hammer is a chair.
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>>183625428
Have they completely forgot about Orisa and not doing anything with her anymore? Do they want us to forget that she existed
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>>183625428
Is he wrong on the latter? Zarya and Mei are the only two that aren't thin, and people still argue that Mei is
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>>183625661
Sounds like you're going to lose no matter what Zen does in that situation, don't see how you can blame him.
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>>183625895
Yeah I usually had to switch from monkey to genji after convincing the other genji to switch
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>>183626056
I don't think Mei is thin, but I also don't think she's as fat as people and lazy cosplayers make her out to be either.
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>>183626056
Mei isn't the fatty fatfat landwhale MOOOOOOOOOOOO you people insist she is. Shit, you're still hooting and pooting "SO FAT! GODDAMN WALRUS WOMAN!! BLUBBER!!!" even with the official art proving you wrong.
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>>183625661
>Killing the Phara first instead of the Mercy
And you wonder why you lose.
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>>183626272
>>183626056
Mei is not fat
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>>183626272
this
all the obese fucks cosplaying as mei even though they look nothing like her is just annoying
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>>183626440
She's kind of got lunch lady arms, though.
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>>183626396
I didn't lose though I had 10 games in gold to get my budies out won all 10 because of my charismatic voice and team management + mechanical skill
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>level 16 widow hard carrying the other team
>lol I'm 3700 on my main
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>>183625770
NNNNNF
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>>183626440
Make this a skin!!!
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>>183626883
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>>183626731
>>183626883
Why are you replying to yourself namefag?
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>>183626731
I wan- ... need, to press my face into that
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>>183626440
>>183626368
Aight, we'll say she's not fat, which makes literally every female character they have model-thin except Zarya who was literally added in at the behest of Metzen's daughter

The male character body types are way more varied, from fat like Torb, to FAT like Roadhog to twink slim like Genji and Junk, to buff like Rein and Hanzo - several are muscled, but that stems from a male power fantasy position way more than 'girls like muscle dudes', no matter what /fit/ deludes themselves with. Why do you think so many of them still don't have girlfriends?
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>>183627125
Im not normal fag.
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>>183627125
>namefag
>he's not even replying to himself
I know this is an overwatch general but please refrain from acting this new
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>>183627174
>this post
>image

Faggot.

>Zarya who was literally added in at the behest of Metzen's daughter

Link, please.
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>>183607809
the biggest problem this game has (which Blizzard would never consider a problem) is that it has such a huge playerbase. The waifu/husbando faggotry combined with the kowtowing to the lowest common denominator ensures that every game and game mode is jam-packed with casuals and lower-than-casual people who are dead set on not being competitive.

The way SR is calculated just highlights this. Victory (and thus SR) is based upon winning or losing which is in turn based upon teamwork. Team work is very hard to come by when you have uncooperative shitters in almost every queue. Yeah they count the skill with which you play your character into the equation but with so few genuine options for supports or not-off tanks ensures that someone is gonna get screwed.

td;lr Blizzard's pandering to shitters and it's lack of genuine skill-based competive scoring is holding the game back.
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>>183627357
http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/scitech/technology/449429/blizzard-s-overwatch-upholds-racial-diversity/story/

“But there’s also talk of diversity in different body types and not everyone wants to have the exact same body type represented. We're listening and we're trying hard. We hope Zarya is a step in the right direction and proof that we are paying attention.”

Kaplan's comments echo a previously announced commitment to diversity and representation by Blizzard and Overwatch team. At last year's BlizzCon, Chris Metzen, Blizzard's senior VP of story and franchise development said that Overwatch is indicative of a change in how Blizzard thinks about and designs its heroes.

"We've heard [from] our female employees and ... even my daughter tools me out about it," Metzen said. "We were looking at old Warcraft stuff on YouTube, a cinematic ... and my daughter is like, 'Why are they all in swimsuits?' And I'm like 'Ugh, I don't know, honey.'
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>sombra can't even 1v1 reaper
christ her dps is shit
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>2127 CP
Soon Goldfist will be mine
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>>183627174
that's what jeff said about orisa
It's easier to go on the extreme body types with male characters than females
I'd love to have so huge female character (see 2+ meters tall like doomfist or rein )
zarya is a step in the right direction but they're still too much disparity between male character designs and female, with the latter being harder/more restricted
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>>183627628
>why are they all in swimsuits
>D.VA, Tracer, Mercy, Widow, Sombra, Symmetra all in extremely form-fitting bodysuits/dresses

lmao they didn't try very hard
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>>183627775
You have to give them some things, hence Zarya and Orisa.
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>>183627628
>put one token buff female character
>now all the new ones can have an average size with an hourglass slim body and pretty faces + hair
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>>183627889
>Two things in the face of massive male body type diversity

Zarya has giant boob cups purely so male gamers can't claim she's really a dude
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>enemy team doesn't realise no one is contesting so you just take the point
Is there anything more fucking hilarious
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>>183628216
This picture always gets me hard.
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>>183628121
Well duh. They're making safe differences. Can't shake it up too hard.
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>>183628121
we need huge amazonian woman, with a spear as a main weapon
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>>183628376
no
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>ID guy climbs from diamond to master in a couple hours

wtf
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>>183628493
end your life
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>>183627775

>no skintight suit skin for zarya
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>>183628121
You cant be truly diverse, they're just token offerings to appease the people who want to say the game is diverse.
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>>183628376
>with a spear as a main weapon
she can just use her nose
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>>183627174
junkrat is actually ripped as fuck and genji is a robot

there are no slim dudes in the game
>>
What are the best days and times to play comp?

Normally, the weekend is out - but since summer means shit kiddos aren't in classes, are the weekdays still actually better? Or are the weekends better, because kids might be more wrapped up in soccer and shit?
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>>183628376
Yes please, just make sure they're delicious brown.
>>
>literally half the cast is female
>every new character they've added has been female
>every character comes from a different country, with a different racial background and speaks a different language
>wide range of female bodytypes already, with thin, normal, chubby, ripped, and robotic female characters

Feminists STILL complain, holy shit you just can't please these people. Why do devs even try?
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Who's ready for new gun skins?
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>>183628678
To be fair, he's a cyborg, and he was that skinny and twinky before robotification. Hanzo is the buff bro. Junkrat has abs, but he's still slim as fuck with very little arm/leg definition
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>>183598002
>That Junkrat's skill philosophy
How can someone be so deluded to think this game is well designed enough to be entirely skill based and that hard counters dont exist?
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>>183628816
>not listening to emoji anon

It's like you want to be dissapointed.
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>>183628936
>emoji anon
Please elaborate. I'm not familiar with what that means.
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>>183628678
>junkrat is actually ripped as fuck
Thanks skelly.
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>>183628376
It's been done.
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>>183628890
The only "hard" counter is Pharah put up against Reaper.
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>>183628376
Y E S
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>>183628678
Junkrat's wiry and lean. He's not twink thin, but he's definitely not ripped either.
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>>183628815
Not counting Bastion there is still more male than female heroes.

Not that i'm complaining.
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>>183628815
why are you so mad anon ?
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>>183629227
>those proportions

Fucking hell
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>Soldier

removed sprint

added no thanks
Dodges for 3 seconds, nothing can harm him

Hanzo
removed wall climb
added no thanks
Uses martial arts to become immune and throw back all projectiles for 2s

Junkrat
added new skill, no thanks
explodes back into time, healing and refilling ammo

>McCree
roll

added 1.5s of iframes

roadhog
LSD has been added to take a breather, enemy damage is an illusion while he is breathing it in
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>>183629082
emoji anon is our own brand of 4chan leaker that has been proven reputable in the past. He said that the weapons shown in that doomfist video were the devs previewing the new summer skin's weapons while the character skins weren't done yet. You can tell because Sombra's uzi has the same summer games logo tracer's sprinter skin has as well.
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>>183628815
>wide range of female bodytypes already, with thin, normal, chubby, ripped, and robotic female characters

lmao literally who?? you got one buff chick and one robot, and based on Pharah's proportions, she's probably thin too

Mei isn't chubby, see >>183626440. That's a 36 24 26 proportion.

You have skinny, a robot, and a buff

thassit
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>>183595856
>being satisfied with 60fps
sad
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>>183628815
I can't wait for japs to make their own, better Overwatch with legitimately good female characters and breast physics.
>>
Winstons shield is so fucking irritating. The amount of times I've been cucked out of a kill at the last second by that stupid thing is mind boggling
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>>183629209
So how does Sym put up a fight against Pharah?
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>>183629438
Projectiles
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>>183629227
I dont know what I'm looking at but it's giving me cravings.
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>>183627174
Ahh, the classic "muscled guys are a sexist male fantasy" argument, despite the fact that women drool over muscled hollywood hunks all the time.
>b-b-b-b-b--b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but that doesn't count cause I said so
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>>183627628
They should have just made roadhog a huge bull dyke and got all of that out of the way
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>>183629426
Yeah it should be nerfed! Nerf everything that frustrates me!
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>>183629494
Reaper can shoot at her too if you want to make such a pathetic attempt at a "fight" against her.
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>>183629423
ahah the japs r masterrace :^)))
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>>183629345
Bites the Dusto
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>>183629385
Mei is definitely chubby.

And most the female characters in this game aren't "thin" they're just normal weight.
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>>183629426
the buff it got was very strong, but I dont think wisnton deserves a nerf, other tanks needs to get buffs, especially orisa
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>>183629426
literally means its doing its job
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>>183627174
>It has jack to do with what a FEMALE such as myself finds attractive.
>I speak for my entire gender and any woman who likes something I don't like is wrong
Now I remember why I stopped putting up with Willis's bullshit. Thanks, anon.
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>>183629729
they're all the same size and range between thin and average-thin, were male characters range between small (tjorb) very tall (rein) or extreme huge and fat (roadhog)
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>DVA

Damage literally halved or DVA has 20 shots and has a 2 second reload
Thruster cooldown to 8 seconds
Nerf this! Has been nerfed. AOE halved.
Armor reduced by 100, HP increased by 100
Gremlin DVA cannot fire until she touches the ground.
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why the fuck is Tracer so fucking tiny

i cant hit shit wtf

help
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>>183630017
>REEEEE I PRESSED Q
>AND GET THIS
>I DIDNT WIPE THE ENTIRE ENEMY TEAM
>THIS IS BULLSHIT REEEE SOMEONE CHANGE MY DIAPER
How does it feel knowing D.Va will NEVER be nerfed, DPS bab?
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>>183629567
>implying winston doesn't need nerfs
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>>183629785
FUCK TANKS

>HURRRRR IM A DAMAGE SPONGE YOU CANT BEAT UNLESS YOU HAVE A HEALER
>DURRRRRRRRRR
>I HAVE THE MOST OVERPOWERED ULTS HURRRRRR
>LOOK AT ME IM WINSTON IM JUST GONNA FUCKING JUMP AROUND AND BE A NIGGER WITH MY NO AIM BULLSHIT
>ONLY GUY THAT COUNTERS ME HAS A SHOTGUN LOL *JUMPS*
>HURRRR ME ALMOST DEAD
>DURRRR ME NIGGER NOW IM GONNA PUNCH ONE CHARACTER 80M AND BECAUSE IM LIKE DBZ SO GUD
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>>183629520
>he's using magic mike as an example

Buff dudes are for primarily gay men you fucking retard, it was a gay movie that straight women went to giggle at

>But buff dudes in Hollywood like muh Marvel movies

Are asked to get buff for movie roles to play fictional buff characters that men enjoy for a power fantasy. Some women enjoy muscles, yes, but it's not nearly as widely-adored as you think

I am literally telling you that you do not have to get buff to attract women, they're interested in your hair and face primarily, and as long as you're not a fat fucking slob, they really don't give as much of a shit about the rest unless they're cardio bunnies trying to show you off. Most of the trophy husbands are slapped into sweater vests that hide their definition anyway.
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>>183630017
>D.Va needs nerfs

Top lel
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>>183630017
Remember when they shaved off some of D.Va's armor and most of the playerbase declared her dead on arrival?

What happened with that?
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>>183630017
t. pharah main cucked by defense matrix
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>>183630189
The pro scene doesn't apply to the regular playerbase kid so try again. And good job for exposing yourself as a whiny babby looking for nerfs
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>>183630189
J U S T
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>>183630280
>>183630189
all the other tanks got nerfed and there's nothing else to pick
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>>183629729
That's exactly it though. 90% of the female cast is the same size and height whereas males have lanky Junkrat or short and fat Torb or 7ft Rein muscled to all fuck in a suit of PA or 500lb Roadhog and even a giant talking gorilla.
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>>183630198
>can't beat winston 1v1 with any dps in the game
holy shit how bad are you at the game ?
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>>183630198
>You will never be this autistic
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>>183630189
>everything at high usage needs to be nerfed no matter what

do you listen to yourself when you talk?
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>>183630406
In the pros*

You faggots need to stop watching streams and ebin MLG gaymers and realize you can win with virtually any comp
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Fareeha
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>>183629914
>>183630417
There's one fat character, one dwarf, and one jacked knight. The majority of male characters in the game also range from thin-normal and most of them are very attractive.

The game also makes way more of an effort of including a diverse range of female characters than 99% of games that exist, but it still isn't enough because they aren't all 300 pounds and disabled.
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>>183629534
>Huge bull dyke
>implying she wouldn't have been a fat dom who sits on Junkrat's face, suffocating him under her sweaty, sloppy cunt and chuckling as he 'squeals like a pig'

we could have had something great
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>>183630417
Good. Nobody wants ugly females in the game.
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>>183630545
>and realize you can win with virtually any comp
at the same time, you'll realize there are teams you can't win with, no matter the comp
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>>183630609
ANON.
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>>183630585
no need to be mad, there's just more diversity in male body types in this game than female ones
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>>183630570
needs a skintight suit as well
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>>183630570
NEED TO BREED THE JUSTICE LADY
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>>183629729

Mei isnt chubby, she just has huge tits for her frame and padded clothes
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>>183630748
Ok, and if you had 2 males and 1 female there would be more males than females.
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>>183630609
>vomit.jpg
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>>183630829
>>183630863
Both are very true
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The fuck is wrong with you guys?
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>>183630585
>most of them are very attractive

You gay? Because as a cis girl, they really aren't. McCree and Hanzo are probably the closest, and that's only with an art student haircut for the latter and replacing his current hair on his blackwatch body for the former.

Torb's a fat grandpa, Zen, Genji and Bastion are machines (one who is a literal box), roadhog and junkrat are fat serial killers and half bald+insane, Soldier is BALDing and an arrogant prick, Reaper is roadhog without the fat and with soldier's arrogance (nice thighs tho), Reinhardt is old and more humorous than outright attractive, Winston is a monkey, and while Lucio had potential, his dreads way 5lbs each and all his outfits are ugly as shit

Maybe they are attractive to you, a faggot, but there's not much appeal to women
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>>183630198
tanks are literally dps but with more health. They are fundementally flawed and never should have existed in a fucking fps of all things. They're either op or up. there's no middle ground, it's impossible to balance them
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>>183631256
But anon, Junkrat is very attractive!
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>>183631283
You sound bad
Try CS or CoD, probably more your speed
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>>183631173
4chan is a terrible fucking place that's largely misinformed about most things. Never take it;s advice on anything as it is nearly always wrong.
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>>183631173
Nothing
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>>183630748
desu while there are no fat chicks in the game, there is quite a bit of diversity: for example you have super skinny chicks with the body of a boy (like dva and tracer to some extent) to more curvy ones like symmetra
you also have Pharah who has a fit but muscular body

so if you were to do a count it would be pretty close, especially as the male diversity is NOT that big (yes they have a huge, fat one and a fat midget but even the skiny ones are really fit, like Junkrat and Lucio; plus, there is no non-fit male)
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>>183631340
No, anon - that's tumblr with a thing for white blond twinks
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>roadhog
hook reverted from last nerf

shotguns have less drop off, period.

whole hog has less drop off

roadhog is immune to sleep until the dart is capable of missing.
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>>183631443
I don't really understand what you mean by that, but I'm just saying that you shouldn't say the male characters are unattractive to women as a whole just because you personally don't think they are. You can like what you like, but that goes for everyone else too!
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>>183631443
Cute!
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>>183630649
It's about variety.
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>>183630232
>literally b-b-but that doesn't count cause I said so
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>>183631414
>diversity is boob sizes

jesus

>there is no non-fit male

Torbjorn. Having strong arms from your work while being fat as fuck otherwise does not make you fit. /fit/ will tell you that. McCree. And Roadhog is not fit, he is just fucking fat.

>but his arms

See Torb. Even McCree fits this. Having some muscle in your arms from your specific maneuvers does not make you fit.
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>>183631601
I think roadhog has a fucking bugged hitbox.

>walk through choke as rein/orisa/dva
>lose 100 health tops
>walk through as hog
>lose 300
>always get hit by sleep dart no matter what
>always get headshot somehow
>always getting hit by damage meters off

hes bugged
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>>183631368
>cs is bad
holy fuck is this what overbabbies actually say while clinging to their dying game? holy kek I can't fucking breathe
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>>183628376
>huge amazonian woman
Yes pls.
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>>183631601
All hog needs is the hook nerf reversed and given a windup time that's very obvious in appearance and sound design, like Doomfist's Rockey Punch.

Hog provided a necessary character in the game that can grab and punish those who are caught out of formation. His kit is all about pushing and pulling targets, and having very deadly close range.
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>>183631847
>rayciss old novellas

god damn your examples just keep getting worse and worse I'm laughing irl
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So how do you reconcile the fact that the sr system isn't a determinant of skill but of luck
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>>183631969

Hog has no armor and he's the biggest, fattest target.
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>>183631872
Roadhog has muscle mass, you can see it in his arms. Super fat but also pretty buff.
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>>183631256
Mccree/Hanzo are literally 10/10s. Would also fuck rein/soldier/genji/lucio.

Tracer is a lesbian, symmetra is an autistic curry, dva is an obnoxious gamur gurl, zarya is basically a man, widowmaker will kill you after, orisa is a horse robot, mei is fat, sombra has a shaved head, mei is fat, ana is a grandma.

Mercy is attractive, I guess? And pharah is fine, but pretty plain.
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1183631989
lmao csbabby confirmed
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>>183632006
Zarya actually looks fuckable.
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>>183630970
I want to make Pharah sweat.
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>>183632056
then he needs to have 2000 HP and can't be anti-healed, stunned, and his take a breather gives full health with a 1s cooldown

being invicible would still make him a shit character
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>>183632050
1. Accept your autism
2. See step 1
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2
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>>183632006
>>183631814
>>183629227
great taste friends
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>>183631660
Yes!
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>>183632278
Sounds fun.
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>>183631256
>not much appeal to women
Soldier76 is the best looking dude in the game and fuck you for thinking your tastes = every woman
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>>183632168
She always was.

>>183632429
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>>183632032
You must be flexible from all the mental gymnastics.
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How do you carry in this game if 4 out of the 6 enemy team members are actively hunting me down at all times?
And yes, my team are so fucking retarded that they die 5v2 so the distraction tactic never works. What do I do
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>>183632739
That's exactly what I think! There's absolutely nothing wrong with her opinion, but it's not like one person can dictate what a whole gender thinks is attractive!
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From watching the World Cup i've realized how fucking fun Horizon Lunar Colony is, so many routes, so many options. No wonder it was a popular 2cp pick.
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>>183633048
hahaha dude just CARRY like HELLOOO? lmfao just fucking kill them hahahaha dude just like fuckin CARRY THE GAME waht are you bad? hahahah just be able to 1v4 fuckin noob lmfao!!!!
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>>183633165
>pick
lmao
blizzard decides the maps
its in every pool because they want to advertise it specifically, theres no choice on the part of the players
its a dogshit map and nobody likes it
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>streetswine shutters still crying about 'punishing people out of formation

You're lucky I'm at work or I'd post my most smug of zaryas
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>>183633573
bait?
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>>183633573
>that tournament blizzard tried to force 2cp as the most played mode
>teams told them to fuck off
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>>183633702
I think it's just smarter to have the four varieties of maps rather than any favouritism of any one type.
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>>183633219
I'm trying, but ana and mercy are pocketing each other, winston and d.va are shielding and shooting me and soldier and pharah are killing my team
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>>183633921
>ana and mercy pocketing each other
focus the dps, it is impossible to out dps that amount of healing unless you have pinpoint accuracy.
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>>183633165
Ehm.. Yeah, very fun. Unless you play anything that can't move vertically.
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>>183634360
There are ways of getting to the high ground, which were clearly illustrated during the World Cup.
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>widow vs orisa
>she body shots me
>shes already below half
>shoot her at point blank range
>apparently she can just jump through my bullets
>die to her reloading twice and just full auto

dumb. I didnt use fort or my barrier because there is no point. I shoot, it kills.

orisa is fucking garbage. the fact that you can ADAD her gun is ridiculous.
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>>183634632
World cup != Competetive, I hope you understand that
You can't count of d.va supporting your slow ass dps/healers getting uptop to defend the second point, because she won't do that. Never.
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>play tracer
>get flashbang headshotted
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY IS COUNTERPLAY ALLOWED REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>183634987
Refusing to learn the map doesn't mean the map is bad.
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>>183635037
you have counterplay

its called not getting hit by the retard grenade
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>>183635037
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>>183635134
Is something wrong with you? The map is terrible, it's designed for dive heroes. And none of previous problems were fixed, dynamics of it are still just as terrible as any other 2cp. Either complete obliteration of the attackers, or snail paced stalling that said attackers can do nothing about.
It's horrible.
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>>183635037
There used to be counterplay. Just having a lucio on your team vaguely nearby, mentally present near you - gave you enough time to recall after the headshot.
And it was stupid as fuck, and thank god that was fixed.
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>>183635317
Nothing is wrong, just tired of people bitching, expecting things to change instead of fucking learning and changing themselves.
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>>183635418
>unironically defending 2CP
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>>183635246
>>183635415
no, I'm whining about flash bangs existence because it is a counter to tracer, my waifu . And counterplay to my dearest tracey should be FUCKING BANNED
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>>183635515
Reminder that Kaplan says they know what do to make 2cp better but they simply don't do it.
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>>183635418
Dude, if something sucks - it's the developers job to fix it. I get what you mean, but it's not some kind of hero change, that only through time people will get comfortable with, like a nerfed d.va
It's a stupid mode that people started bitching about in two months since game was released. A year passes, they fix that mode two times, people still keep bitching, because those changes don't fix the problem, they only soften the annoyances.
And what does Jeff do? He releases a new map with all the same problems.
Hurray!

It being designed for jumpy mobile pieces of shit doesn't help either. Probably fun to watch, definitely not fun to play, if one of those sneaky rats aren't a part of your roster.
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>>183635857
>Dude, if something sucks

How much of that is actually true and not people parroting the meme of 2cp sucking?

Some of the most fun and tense matches i've had was on 2cp. I don't get the hate for it at all.
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>>183635617
Literally just move the spawn point a little further from the 2nd point. It's so fucking frustrating to kill 5/6 enemies, only for one to stall for a few seconds, which is long enough for the now respawned enemies to come back and stall even longer. Especially since they will most likely swap to Mei and Tracer to stall even more.
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>aim icicle
>the delay
>the speed

holy shit what a fucking loser character

its better to not even try to aim and just spam a fucking corner, anyone actively dodging you won't ever fucking hit except for random chance.
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>>183596371
>lol just go play comp if you want to play seriously

Nigga, I'd like to play seriously but also the ability to bail if friends come online or if I suddenly lose all interest in the game. The playerbase is big enough to fill the missing slots fairly quickly to the point where it doesn't make too much of an impact.

Why are people so fucking retarded?
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>>183625770

Why would a 10 year old girl give her robot a cunt?
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>>183636151
You know exactly why...
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oh my god overtime is SUCH bullshit
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>>183635979
It's not tense, it's tedious.

When you win a teamfight and might not even get a tick because mei iceblocking in the corner is enough time to get the rest of the team out of spawn - that's just terrible game design.
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>>183636001
It's weird because when I play Mei it's also crazy slow, but then I see undoctered footage of other's playing Mei and the icicles seem to come out faster.
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>>183636001
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>>183636790
>charge up icicle
>would've literally killed someone with a headshot/body shot as Mccree/soldier as it hits

garbage character

beyond that, why is freezing even a thing? it's shit.

beyond ever that, her ult is cucked by LoS making it garbage. and it doesn't even freeze fast
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The only reason people defend Dva is because she is viable but she is also the most annoying to fight and has a shit character.
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>>183636420
Anon, pls.
Pls.
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>>183637330
I defend her because she is my waifu.
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>>183637127
It's okay to perform badly with a high skill cap hero. Try harder, and you shall aspire.
Or pick winston or smth, that's a valid choice also
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>play my heart out as genji or tracer
>lose
>stop giving a fuck
>win
hmm...
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>>183637330
I can't say shit about her character but I don't find her annoying to fight against.
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>genji dashes through me charging him
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WAHT THE FUCK

>>183637683
>high skill cap
the character is just inferior. maybe in gold/plat where people stand around like fucking dummies she is good.
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>3 losses in a row in QP that were complete steamrolls because no one is willing to play anything besides DPS except for me and I can't be both healer and tank
SO FUN

>>183637330
You mean she's the most fun and best girl.
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>>183638257

Nigga no one gives a fuck about quickplay. Literally it's just quickplay. I have stories about dumb shit I've seen in quickplay for days but I don't post it because it's quickplay.
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>>183637829
Don't jump to conclusions based on two minutes in quickplay tho, that's childish
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Post things you love to do with your favorite hero.
>Winston dives my turret in a fit of autistic rage
>right-click him twice
>he dies
>spam "too hot for you"
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>>183637778
I've posted here a couple of stories of me going rogue and trying my hardest to throw, but still not being able to. Overwatch is a non-Newtonian game, if you try hard - you get insane matches that are impossible to win. If you throw - you get people that will carry you even if you afk.
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>>183637829
Mei DOES have a high skill cap. Aiming her projectile and making good use of her wall are both difficult and rewarding. Her ult also charges extremely quickly and is way more powerful than you give it credit for.

There are plenty of Mei one-tricks in Masters/GM with impressive winrates. She isn't as braindead as a character like soldier, but is definitely viable if you play her smart enough.
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>>183635565
hilarious pal, enjoy being dinked by best boy
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>>183637778
It sounds cheesy, but just playing for fun and instalocking your favorite can make you win. Like, when I queue up for a comp game, my goal is not to win, it's to have fun and piss people off. Maybe they'll be on my team, maybe on the other team, I don't know, and I don't care.
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>>183638443
It really shouldn't be that much to hope that people play the game with some semblance of actually trying to form a cohesive team, something the game was fundamentally designed around.

I get it, it's QP, it's "for practice", it's "for fun". Doesn't stop it being utterly stupid to go a team comp that will guarantee you get steamrolled. If fun for you isn't playing with the team, why would you pick Overwatch then?

I like TDM as much as the next guy, but if I wanted to play it, I'd pick up one of the many games designed for it.

And before you say "Just play Comp", I have been, but it's late, people there aren't in top form and neither am I, so I'm not going to play Comp.
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>junkrat

Junkrat now hides inside of riptire and manually drives it. HP increased to 150. Junkrat is hidden from the game during this, until it is destroyed or blown up.

Beartrap is immune to dragonblade, dash and leap.

Suicide bomber now triggers immediately or has a wider area.
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>>183638629
>See Pharah hovering over a pit / cliff edge
>Hack her and watch her fall to her death
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Jack... help...
Ana.... please

How... do I go back...
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>>183639695

You are lucky if you get a team that wants to win in QP.
You are lucky if you get a team that is not going to call you a fucking loser and mock you for even suggesting trying to play seriously and attempting strategy, communication, synergy, and tactics in QP.
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>>183639758
No, no, no.

N.
O.

NO.
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>>183639817
Every time I see one of your posts, I make sure to remember it, so I could do the opposite of what the Sombra expects me to do and get an ez kill on her.
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>>183639817
You must be playing with some dumbass Pharahs. If I recall correctly, her "hover" is a passive and thus is unaffected by hack, so unless she's running on fumes I don't know how she'd fall.
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>>183639823
Yes, I know. It's dumb.

The game needs an Unranked Competitive.
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>>183640083
Usually, when Pharahs are out trying to flank and use the pits as short cuts they waste a bit of fuel hovering and they tend to rely on the jump jets/concussion rockets for lift right after to save up fuel. So a Sombra hacking her pretty much has her relying on the hover which tends to run out before they reach anywhere they can land on for a second.

Before you ask, no, I don't use Sombra.
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>>183597989
uprising hud
LoS Resurrect
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How many games can I leave before I'm banned for the whole season
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>>183600348
Sombra dance, Ana teabag, Hanzo victory, Widow amused and Winston roar are all excellent
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>>183640469
A friend got banned in 6 games
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>>183640206

But... that's Quick Play.
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>>183640635
5 dps 1 tank doesn't look like Unranked Comp to me.
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So is Ana currently the worst hero?
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>>183639758
Only buff Junkrat needs is 25 more hp on tire and beartrap. He is fine otherwise. Additionally the only time dying while in your ult state is bad is if you dont manage to get at least 1 kill with your tire.
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>>183637330
If I could get written agreement by all dva mains that they are approx 700-900 SR higher ranked than they should be since they play dva then I'd be more okay with her
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>>183640338
That's pretty much it, it pays to know and track enemy cooldowns

All but the best Pharahs you can read like a book
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>>183610859
>"Widow... on attack..?"
>"Genji on defense? Could u 76 pls?"
>"guys Sombra is a healer we don't need two supports"
>"I have gold elims!"
>"ok we have three minutes left to defend, let's grav-emp-nano-visor this next fight"
>"umm we need a hitscan, Bastion could u switch?"

People don't know what the fuck they're talking about, just ignore. This is all shit I've actually heard in diamond elo.
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>>183640635
It's what Quick Play should be, but the community has told itself that QP isn't the place for playing to any degree of competitiveness at all. As >>183639823 said, most people couldn't give less of a shit about anything but playing their hero, and will even actively shit on people who do try to play as a team and win.

The only answer to this is either somehow teach the community that a view of QP like that is dumb (not going to happen), or to simply include an entirely new mode for "Unranked Competitive".

As it is now, there's no middle ground. You either play Competitive to actually work as a team, or you play QP and hope your team has less DPS players. There's nothing for if you want to play LIKE Competitive, but don't want to risk your SR. There's nothing for people who want to try new strats in a Comp-like environment without the risks of trying new things would have in Comp. There's nothing for people who aren't quite in top form but still want to play something resembling what the game is actually made for.
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>>183639695
>playing ana is frustrating
>playing mercy is unbearably boring
>solohealing as zen/lucio would hardly make a difference
I'd rather lose than cuck myself playing mercy.
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>>183640969
You want to say that again?
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die on point i have rez
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Why does Blizzard think it's okay for no aim to counter good aim?
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>>183642418
Ok
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>>183640969
No.
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>>183642418
They're not asking you to die if you don't need to, for some epic POTG 5-man, they're telling you that if you're about to die, do it as close together as possible so that they can res you. If you're spread out, then ressing everyone becomes impossible.
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>When the Sombra ults AFTER the enemy already used their giant game changing ults
Bitch
Cmon
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>>183642418
"Oops I died too"
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>>183642831
Can still be useful. Cancels Lucio's and Orisa's shields, etc.
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"take two blue pills and call me tonight"

what did she mean by this?
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>>183643589
She's hoping you take the cyanide capsules and kill yourself for posting shadshit.
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>>183643298
fukk you we're already DEAD
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I'm happy Sombra is meta, but I'm unhappy that so many heroes are not viable in pro play. A meta where highskill heroes dominate (Hanzo, Sombra, Ana, McCree, Genji, Zenyatta, Widow, Doomfist, Zarya, Orisa, Mei, etc) is the only way this game will ever be fun to watch at a pro level.
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Is this proper conduct for two commanding officers?
Keep in mind, they are on vacation.
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>>183643938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaY1ihyBtbA
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>>183644104
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SOME OTHER MATCH
I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE MATCH I WAS IN WHERE WE WERE DEAD
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>people unironically doing x because "the pros do it"
jesus christ its dota 2 all over again
people imitating the things pros/streams do without actually understanding why in the first place
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>>183644025

>Mei
>Doomfist
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>>183644145
oh i thought that was some youtube video of a match where a sombra does something super impressive
nvm i'm just mad is all
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>>183644251
I thought Orisa was going to be the one I got (you)s for
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>>183644089
Does it matter? One's taking it up the ass from some African Warlord now.
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>join match
>6 plats
>we're 4 gold, 2 plat
>Fucking Blizzard, how is this a fair matchup, hidden MMR strikes again
...
>Win handily
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>>183644493
rank doesn't= skill unless you're like....top 500. Other than that it's mostly a determinant of luck and/or how much time you've spent grinding in game. Like levels, they don't really mean much
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“Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!”
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>>183644417
The NTR meme must end!
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>>183610306
IT SEEMS SR HELL IS A FATE WE BOTH SHARE
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>>183644493
If gold and platinum were merged into one elo it wouldn't make any difference whatsoever.
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>>183644864
>>183644417
NTR or whatever aside, do we have an ACTUAL reason that Reaper would follow Doomfist

blablabla BBC ect, but I mean, why is Reaper interested in Doomfist's 'strengthen the world' philosophy?

Reaper is an indestructible force, but he's also, y'know, a monster and abjectly angsty and unhappy. He clearly has lingering sentiments towards Jack and Ana, and he worked with them to stop the Omnic War. He didn't know Doomfist before Blackwatch, or gave no indication of it. Why the loyalty to him?

Why is he with these people???
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>>183644687
I want him as a new Omnic villian Talon Support character with a gambling motif moveset so badly.
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>after having her wibbly wobbly timey wimey modulator lena got transported into a universe where everyone are both squids and/or kids now
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>Winson + DVa every game!
>for some reason there's not also Reaper + Sombra every game to deal with them

?
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>>183644864
15 inch
Nigerian
Cock
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>>183644687
F
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>>183644493
>Overwatch boards are flooded with people complaining about how the game is dying.
>/owg/ mocks people for playing the game while masturbating to suggestive waifu pictures
>I'm in Comp having fun slowly climbing with troll picks
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>>183645126
He's a merc, Talon's using him while he's also using Talon to find ex-Overwatch agents to kill them as revenge. It's a two way street.
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>>183645130
>still no heroes with luck-based abilities/damage numbers
>championships and dreams riding on the line determined by a virtual roll of the dice

blizz hates fun thats why
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>>183645167
Dva counters Reaper and Winston counters Sombra.
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>>183645167
Not every map has good health pack placement to utilize her effectively. She is climbing in the ranks though for teams steadily.
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>>183645356
I'm not so sure he's a merc (see: rewritten lore at the drop of the hat), considering he's got some strong fucking loyalty and he's sitting with Talon's high council

You don't bring mercs to high council meetings because they're not loyal to anything but money - and why would Reaper need money in the first place?
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Who has the bigger wiener, Doomfist or Reinhardt
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>>183645603
Zarya
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>>183645470
>Talon's using him while he's also using Talon to find ex-Overwatch agents to kill them as revenge. It's a two way street.
>It's a two way street.
Doomfist is effectively taken control of Talon and Reaper gets brought in because of the Doomfist loyalty, simple as that. It's not exactly rewritten or retconned.
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It's like 90% of the people who play this game don't know what "group up" means.
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>>183645395
Winston counters Sombra about as much as he does Tracer he doesn't at all
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>>183645603
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>>183645727
>>183645727
>>183645727

new thread
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>>183645603
Doomfist probably has a cybernetic hypercock while Reinhardt probably lost his in the first omnic crisis.
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>>183645126
>Reaper is an indestructible force
Exactly, in shorts and in the most recent comic. He slaughters whatever is against him with accuracy and precision. And instead of doing that with Jack and Ana, Reaper gets into a pointless fist fight and then runs away. And then clearly lies about being sentimental.

Reaper also changed the subject when Doomfist brought up Overwatch's involvement in the Uprising. And as we know the uprising would have never been stopped if not for Reyes and his men on the ground.

Reaper is still very unanswered in many aspects and obviously this is on purpose.
But I think it's clear Reaper plans on turning on Talon if walking in to the meeting of questionably moral assholes with deep pockets dressed as the Red Death wasn't a big enough hint for you.
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>>183645720
Sombra can't hack with that tickle gun of his praying the gay away and her gun isn't going to do enough damage before she has to run or gets taken out by someone else. If she can EMP then maybe but it's cutting it close.
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>>183645371
if this hero existed you guys would bitch nonstop about games coming down to luck. it doesnt improve a competitive game
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>>183645395
Reaper's problem is that he gets outranged, not that D.Va counters him. If anything he beats her because him just being near the party requires matrix to be up most of the time which drains a valuable resource.
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>>183595659
Cactus hitbox
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>handrail hitboxes
WHY CANT I SHOOT BETWEEN RAILINGS BLIZZ, YOU HACKS
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>>183647372
just punch it away
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>>183643589
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>>183644025
more hero diversity is nice, but pretty much all of the currently-viable heroes are "high skill", especially at that level of play.
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