/ink/ - Splatoon General - Judd Edition

First for Pearl

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Everything up to now has been practice.

The real fight is about to begin.

Second for pearl

Sex with Marie!

Why did they include a shitty hairstyle nobody wants on both genders? Nobody will ever pick the boy's buzz cut or the girl's weird topknot.

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What did these colors come from? Color lock? I didnt know that showed up for everyone playing.

Boy squids are best.

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>>182784847
Buzz cut is the only decent boy hair

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>>182784847
DAMMIT ANON NO
NO TOPKNOT IS GOOD
FUCKING RETARD

>>182784847
Half my team had that topknot

so what're y'all doing waiting for sploon 2?
Currently completing living dex in pokemon sun and moon

>>182784847
I'm picking buzzcut. Please no bully.

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>>182784768
>>182784801
>>182784814

>>182784814
Marie is for rough sex

>>182784964
Colors change in mirrors

>>182784964
If you got into a battle vs the same splatfest team (example Cake vs Cake) you use random colors

>>182784649

Pls respond.

>>182785004
It's actually the swept back one. Which is why it's all anyone picks.

>>182785093
>Cake vs Cake
Pfft yeah like that happened.

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You did buy physical right? It has reversible covers.

1/2

>>182785106
It starts 6pm EST.

Anyone else going to go to GameStop for a fucking cup?

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>>182785191
2/2

>>182785106
You missed the JP and EU ones. North America in an hour and 12 minutes, anon.

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TELL ME YOUR GYRO AND STICK SENS NOW

>>182785175
Happened 4 times for me.

>>182785191
Had my copy ordered on Amazon a month ago. So glad it's coming out on a Friday, since that is the last day of my work week.

>>182785143
All the boy haircuts are shit. Boys are shit.

>>182785271
Both maxed.

>>182785089
>>182785093
I don't think we were from the same team in the second picture I posted. I honestly don't remember though I'll notice during the North American one.

>>182785271
-4.5

>>182785271
2.5/1 with roller/others
3.5/1 with chargers

>>182785271
0.5 and 1.5

>>182785367
This. Only the girl inklings look right.
>I-it's not gay to play as a girl..

>>182785271
1 and 0

>>182785367
Boys get to fuck girls.
>implying there are lesbian inklings

Anyone else feel like they didn't really get a sense of the stages? I was trying to decide which was my favorite, and I really wasn't able to decide. I probably need more time with it, but it could also just be that I am used to ranked

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>>182785191
>>182785223
Welp, guess I'm not going digital anymore.

>>182785637
Bit creepy m8, woomies just seem cute in a 'awwh' kind of way.

>>182785637
Why wouldn't there be?

>>182785271
+3.5 with H3, CRB, Rapid and chargers
+5 with everything else, including everything in Spla2n so far. Will probably leave stick sensitivity maxed even if I need more precision

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The new version of Moray Towers feels huge. The pathways are a lot wider. I'm guessing because of the new roll move? The heights of the levels feel a little shorter though.
Anyway, I like it. The new rails are really fun.

>>182785803
Why can't boys be cute?

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>>182785143
I like the side bang. It makes him look like a cute little art student hipster. Swept back is such a douche look.
>Guy who brags about being good at Splatoon but never actually plays Splatoon.

>>182785838
It's a great improvement. Though part of it might be lack of ELitres.

>>182785838
The rails are the only good new thing on it, everything else is shite. Moray should feel crammed.

>>182785720
Me too, anon. Me too

>>182785960
Could be, just think their hairstyles suck.

>>182785838
>The pathways are a lot wider

Are they? They seemed the same to me, and played on old Moray Towers over the past week.

>>182785803
You are literally the only person in this thread who is buying this game strictly for nonsexual reasons, and even then I doubt it. Hell, same goes for any adult buying the game, 4chan is just a safe place to be honest about it.

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>>182785803
Squids are for sexual and lewd.

>>182786089
Definitely. It's like they scaled it up/scaled players down.

>>182785271
0.5 and 0.5. I am a simple man.

>>182786126
I'm buying this game because it's fun

>>182786053
The Splatoon 1 ponytail is garbage for sure, and I went out of my way to wear a hat to cover it. I like a couple of the new ones though.

>>182786126
Seriously? I was drawn to its Jet Set Radio kind of vibes and I stay for the mechanic that kills aren't all that important because I am shit shot in most games.

Gross..

WHERE ARE THE RESULTS

Where are the Splatfest results!

What play mode is the best if I got a high kill count with dualies but end up losing the turf war?

>>182786296
Sure, but you and anyone else over maybe 13 would dismiss it if not for fuckable girls.

>>182786126
I think 4chan has distorted your view of the world.
I've always been interested in Splatoon for the gameplay because it's Nintendo and colorful yet competitive in a way that's different than Smash. I'm not attracted to inklings or octarians or any characters in the game. I'm bisexual.

>>182786368
Other regions still have to play. Assuming North America is the last they'll be finishing up at 3am BST, so you'll likely see the global results in the morning.

Dunno about Japan and the Rock/Pop results.

Holy Shit Cake Won!

>>182786126
I bought it because it's a fun, non-standard shooter. My desire to bang squidkids is auxiliary

>>182786470
This is actually false. I would still love Splatoon even if it was still rabbits or tofu.

>>182786126
This >>182786538
Game is great by its own, loli squids just make it better.

>>182786470
Not sure I follow your logic there. Why can't adults just enjoy the gameplay and colourful graphics?

Is anyone going to eat the dessert they're repping during the splatfest? I've got mint chocolate chip ice cream waiting for me, it's even team colored.

>>182786778
No because I'm going to be having both tomorrow for my sisters birthday

>>182785271
-2 stick, -1 gyro

>>182786531
Don't lie, anon.

>>182786126
The fact that people want to fuck the squids is embarrassing to me. I just love the fucking gameplay

>>182786126
kill yourself

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>Nintendo of Europe in charge of results

>>182786941
The only thing I love more than tasty squid lolis and squid shotas is good gameplay

>>182786941
>>182786356
Fuck off normie

>>182786941
Take it up with Nintendo, they put a naked girl on the screen every time you start up the game and gave all the girls tight shorts.

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I wish I could draw, so I could make nightmare fuel to be sprayed on other player's walls.

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I personally am buying the game entirely for Squidverse shitposting.

What if it's taking so long, because this is the first ever tie?

>>182785790
>Ever considering going digital for a console game

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>>182787117
Yeah there's tons of winners.

>>182787117
Miiverse was a fucking goldmine of every type of humor imaginable.

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While we have some down time here are some questions to talk about.
How are the splatfests shaping your expectations for Splatoon 2?
How are you transitioning to Splatoon 2 so far? Are you excited to relearn? Or are you more anxious?
Something that you liked? Something you hated?
Did you do as well as you'd hoped?
Did you use joy-con, or the pro controller?
Do you think we'll see balancing patches early on?
Did connection issues seem better or worse than the first game?

>>182787147
>Switch
>console
It's a handheld that comes with a glorified plug to output to a TV. If it was a console Splatoon 2 would look like a game made in this decade.

>>182787135
Impossible due to the new system

>>182787050
Wouldn't really describe myself as a normie, just not sexually deranged.

>>182787330
I'm doing better in Splatoon 2 than I ever did in the first game. It was the same for the testfire as well. Something just clicks with me in this game I guess.

>>182787401
Actually, it's more possible than ever. Only one of the categories has to be a tie, then the other two can be a win for one side and a loss for the other.

>>182787330
This was my first time playing Splatoon 2 and I feel slightly sad that the game is so similar to the first. I’m not sure what I expected...

All the changes are welcomed, though, and I’m definitely excited to relearn everything. New specials are great, the roller and charger features are great, the music is great, everything is great

>>182787330
I think a very overlooked upside to Splatoon 2, and probably the reason we got it so soon, is the fact that it's on something people actually own. I bet more people are going to have played the three regional testfires alone than bought Splatoon 1.

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>>182787305
Agreed

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If I buy splatoon for spaghettis, but I am not gay, does that mean I am not 'sexually deranged'? spaghettis are just really nice

For people using the Pro Controller, sticks or motion?

>>182787912
Ah you beat me to it

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>>182787147
>he doesn't buy his multiplayer games digitally and his single-player games physically

>>182787939
Don't worry spaghettis are fresh.

Ad results: Could it be.. EU is actually conjoined with the US ?

>>182787521
The chance of one category ending in a tie is far less likely than Wins and Popularity equaling eachother out due to the large amount of games and people voting.

>>182788175
You know, that would make a lot of sense.

>>182787996
motion controls feel fantastic and now I don't have to wave around that big-ass gamepad, just a normal controller

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>>182787939
>thumbnail
Damn, have this substitute instead.

>>182787147
Do you plan on ever selling hack Splatoon2?

>>182787939
Do you want to fuck the spaghettis or do you just want to cuddle them

Cuddling isn't gay

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>>182787996
Motion, its working out decently. I was honestly about to buy this https://www.bionikgaming.com/products/power-plate to replace the gamepad, but I think I can get used to the pro controller instead.

Stingray needs better mobility.

>>182788175
It better be. We got the short end of the stick last time by having a different translation.

Where are the results

>come home from work expecting EU results

Where are they?

Basically how bad did Cake lose by?

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>>182788302
Cuddle. I can't intrude on them sexually, that would be wrong. Spaghetti sexualling a spaghetti is ok though, I can just watch. It's not gay that way.

>>182788208
Everyone makes he Spla2n joke and everyone thinks they're the first. That would essentially be putting it out by the same title in all but text conversation, which is half of why Wii U was stillborn.

>>182788456
Cake won I'm calling it

>Day one of playing Splatoon:
>Like the game, realise the fandom might not have all their marbles

>>182788456
Cake won, mate

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>>182788456
>>182788376
We're waiting on the rest of the Western world, fellow squids.

>>182788532
It worked for Yume 2kki

>>182787330
>How are the splatfests shaping your expectations for Splatoon 2?
I'm incredibly excited, 7 and a half hours played and I will still play the American version, loving this game.

>How are you transitioning to Splatoon 2 so far? Are you excited to relearn? Or are you more anxious?
I'm a newbie.

>Something that you liked? Something you hated?
Dualies are amazing, and the second batch of stages were both great. Hated the snipe weapon because I can't snipe for shit.

>Did you do as well as you'd hoped?
I did better than I hopes.

>Did you use joy-con, or the pro controller?
Joy-cons.

>Do you think we'll see balancing patches early on?
I didn't think there was much to balance.

>Did connection issues seem better or worse than the first game?
Connection was definitely a problem for me, specially at the beginning.

>>182788582
Nice meme arrows

>>182787330
>How are the splatfests shaping your expectations for Splatoon 2?
Good. The gameplay feels nice and the graphics are great. Obviously hard to judge it anymore than that at the moment.
>How are you transitioning to Splatoon 2 so far? Are you excited to relearn? Or are you more anxious?
Since the testfire, I was a little worried about it. Jumping with a different button, not looking down for the map and getting used to the new map system was tricky at first, but I've gotten over it. I still need to get used to jumping to team-mates and the base. I can do it, just in a flailing kind of way right now.
>Something that you liked? Something you hated?
Liked? New weapons and specials. The graphics have improved a lot from Splatoon 1 and the Testfire. The maps seem good too. Hated? Not much right now. Miiverse post stuff?
>Did you do as well as you'd hoped?
I think I did pretty well. I had some crappy matches but also some where I surprised myself with how well I did.
>Did you use joy-con, or the pro controller?
Joy-cons in the grip. I'm waiting for the Splatoon Pro Controller to release.
>Do you think we'll see balancing patches early on?
I can totally see that happening.
>Did connection issues seem better or worse than the first game?
Splatoon 1 I very, very rarely had issues with. The Splatoon 2 Testfire seemed good. S2 Splatfest seem to have quite a few disconnects.

>>182788751
>I didn't think there was much to balance.
It'll become a problem as people get used to the new specials and subs, I imagine. Of course, I'm pretty sure nothing will be as egregiously broken as the dynamo of 1 at launch was, and by the end of splatoon 1 most of the weapons were pretty balanced already, so there shouldn't be anything too drastic.

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>>182788582
First day on 4chan too I see

>>182788702
That's not a full budget, retail, $60 game by basically the only household name in video game companies.

>>182788582
Faggot

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>>182789000
I love this picture so much.

>>182789000
Jesus christ m8. And you can still look at yourself in a mirror?

>>182788663
Meanwhile the next event is about to start.

Sort of

>>182788702
Yume 2kki makes sence in Japanese unlike Splanin. Splat2n makes sence in English unlike Yume Tookki.

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>>182789221
Fuck off

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30 minutes.
Trying to do sick squid360s on the ramp in the corner to pass the time.

>>182789221
I stopped looking at myself years ago

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>>182789221
Wish I saw this in the mirror instead

>>182789309
Yeah fair enough, but turn yourself in okay?

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>>182789221
>he looks in the mirror

>>182789221
Joke's on you everyone here hates themselves.

>>182787330
I'll have to relearn to play with little lag and with unimaginative euro metafags instead of japanese crazy mofos and american memelords.
Kinda okay-ish. New roller and charger and dualie mechanics really trip me up, and Splattershot feels as shit as it always did. Once I get my Nozzle or Sloshmo back I'll do much better.
I like new roller. I hate curling bomb, give me my seekers back.
Nope, not at all. I was more in for testing new toys than fighting for the spoiled princess, so I experimented with a ton of stupid shit.
Homemade wide grip. It broke halfway through, had to play last hour in handheld mode.
Yes, there's emphasis on sports and balance is crucial for that.
Connection is okay, we'll see in the full game when we can play with japs.

>>182789467
can confirm

>>182789467
It's the only reasonable state of being.

>>182787385
No it wouldn't. Even if the switch had the same spec as the xbone one X it would look the same, but have better resolution like 1440p at 60fps.

I like cake more than ice cream but I like Marina more than cake.

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>>182789467

Where do you go to draw shit?
I want to get in on the memefest too ;_;

>>182785271
O run with defaults.

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>>182789894
>someone saved my screenshot

>>182789894
I like that she looks like she's whispering that to you.

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>>182790004
It's a tricky business.

>>182790031
Its the tall red mailbox inbetween the hat shop and weapon shop.

>>182789894
Capitalism vs Communism Splatfest when?

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>>182787330
>How are the splatfests shaping your expectations for Splatoon 2?
As someone who missed every single Splatfest in splatoon 1, pretty great
>How are you transitioning to Splatoon 2 so far? Are you excited to relearn? Or are you more anxious?
My Wii U broke the day before the august update, so I'm super psyched to be able to play splatoon again.
>Something that you liked? Something you hated?
The new specials all feel balanced at least IMO. I don't really like the dissconnects, but I've only played in splatfest out of my region, so I'm hoping that it turns out better.
>Did you do as well as you'd hoped?
1 year of rust, and the last time I played people complained about rollers other than the dyanmo, I think I did fine for all that rust.
>Did you use joy-con, or the pro controller?
Pro.
>Do you think we'll see balancing patches early on?
Nawp
>Did connection issues seem better or worse than the first game?
Not really. My wifi is shit so I cant really judge the game. I can finally play on my tv though so maybe ethernet would help.

>>182786515
Wait. Americans are going to sully the European results, even though we never even got to play against each other?

Global Splatfests are fine, since everyone play against each other.
But if we aren't playing against each other, then out results better be separate too.

>>182789894
I don't get it.

>>182790004
Don't choose based on Pearl or Marina. They don't even give a shit, they're just paid to read their lines and act like they have opinions.

This this really happening?

>>182790283
Exactly.

If Marina wins then she'll get paid to smile and act happy she won.

How do you lobby up with friends?

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>>182790231
>We never even got to play against each other

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>>182790078
Grats on your mild e-fame.

>>182790274
Try seizing the means of production.

>>182790283
And yet one is an inkling so pure she has a ton of birth defects, and other is dirty octarian scum. The choice is obvious, even if they don't care.

What happened to the k/d?

If its really the case, they should have opened both clients for 8 hours.

>>182790564

Can't make people feel bad anymore for being bad. Even the defeat theme has been toned down.

Anyone else think the homing launcher was a bit underpowered? Don't think I got any use out of it and it seemed really easy to dodge

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How can one game make so many people this thirsty?

What does the special weapon number mean on the results screen? Just how many you fired off?

>>182790678
Its meant to suppress the enemy team for a period of time, reveal them, and cover a bit of the map. In exchange, you're encouraged to back up to get at least 3 people in the target if possible.

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>tfw infiltrating the [REDACTED] team to intentionally sabotage them so the team I actually want to win can win

>>182790759
so thirst is making fanart or are you transfering your thirst onto those fanartists to fish for friends?

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i think this was posted here once

>>182790678
It's a "Stop doing whatever you're doing" special, not "fuck you in particular" like most others. It's kinda like Killer Wail or kInkstrike except more offensive.

>>182790785
>>182790961

Must have been using it wrong then, thanks for clarifying

>>182790678
In contrast to the missiles, the inkjet makes you an obvious target for anyone who isn't duelies, can only try to shoot one person at a time, and the range actually is surprisingly bad.

>>182790004
I prefer Pearl over Marina, and I still picked Ice Cream, don't be a waifufag.

>>182789276
Nintendo would have some Splanin to do about that one, that's for sure

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>>182790961
>kInkstrike
Jesus the fear those kids would have to endure.
VORE ME UP DADDY.

>>182790556
Yeah the one who isn't an inbred genefreak.

So, before the US get their run, tell me /ink/, do you go handheld, grip, free cons or pro ?

Should I go solo and is anyone setting up a team for ice cream here?

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>>182790678
Yes.
>>182790778
Yes.

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>>182790942

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>>182790942
jej

>>182791391
What does this mean?

I sure hope I won't have to wait an extra day for results each and every Splatfest because of Americans getting involved.

>>182791391
There's only one dril, anon.

>>182790283
Just to elaborate on this:
>The idols always just happen to strongly disagree on every splatfest topic
>The choices are always presented in the order they are usually given in speech (cats and dogs, cake and ice cream, Autobots and Decepticons)
>This means that which idol will have to represent which choice is determined in advance
They don't care. It's a job. If you care about being on your waifu's "side" you might as well make your real life purchases based on celebrity endorsements.

>>182790669
Well i hope thats as far as the babification of the series gets

>>182791391
>this shill again

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WHERE MY CAKE BROS AT

What do you get at the end of Splatfests now? Snails back in?

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>>182791391
What did he mean by this?

>>182790004
It's not a contest of idols though. It's a contest of Cake vs Ice cream.

Save the waifu fighting for the inevitable idol splatfest.

Ice Cream niggas ww@
Let's kick the shit out of cakefags again.

>>182791861
Yup

the roller is busted lmao. the flingza roller will be even more busted probably

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>>182791780
Ready to protect!

>>182791957
>inevitable
let's hope not.

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>>182791780

Sup

>>182791957
Do you really expect people to get worked up about which desert is superior? Idol splatfest is eternal.

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>>182792037
>again

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>>182791780
I did really well and fought valiantly for team cake!
Can't wait for the results.

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I know everyone's going to tell me to fuck off but if you don't have a Switch you can watch my stream:

https://twitch
.tv/squid_exe

IT

HAS

BEGUN

LET'S DO IT

IT HAS BEGUN!

>>182792190
Fuck off

One minute until results! I want to believe!
If not I'll just go to fucking sleep and hope that they'll still allow me to view the results tomorrow and that I won't miss it.

I have two hours before the Towers and Humpback rotation right?
I've had to step away from those rotations today twice due to errands.

>>182792340
>2 hours to get results

Happened in one hour with JPN

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>played during JP Splatfest and it was flawless with no lag or connection issues
>try to join a game for the NA Splatfest, communicating error right out the gate

Perhaps they don't want the European results to influence what teams the Americans pick. Since the theme is the same.

>>182791517
>>182791882

get fucked, that's what it means

>>182792190
fuck off

>>182792454
Yeah. And it hasn't happened at all for Europe.

>First game has an opponent named KEK
We better win.

Open the target practice room, Ninteniggers.

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>>182792523
Huh.

>>182792490
It doesn't even really matter, though. If the teams are uneven then the heavy team just gets pitted against itself instead of waiting 10 minutes for a game.

RESULTS FUCKING WHEN

>>182792190
your a punk get fucked

twitch/gameoverse

Do your best, Cakefags.

>>182792490
Why would they?

Can you start with a Squad of 2 or does it have to be four?

IT BEGINS! SOMEONE SQUAD WITH ME, IVE GOT A TEAM OF THREE ALREADY

NNID Bran, I've got a couple of you on my friends list already

>>182792841
4

>Like 12 fucking kills
>Rest of the team is so fucking bad they just sit around spawn and ink corners

Come on you dumb fuckers step it up.

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That feeling when running around the Inkopolis Square as Ika Musume blue.
The best blue.

I had fun splatting muslims. Thanks, Nintendo.

What's the best controls scheme? I'm having a hard time getting used to motion without being able to use Y axis with the stick.

>>182792190
>race traitor
yeah no

>>182792947
My nibba

Anyone alone?
me and 2 friends wanna play together but we need a 4th to do that

>>182792887
Also team Ice cream

>That guy with the message "LOCALIZE MOTHER 3" in as large of a size that could fit, as his attached image
Well. I can respect that. Do localize Nintendo.

>Friends are already in a team
>Don't have anymore so I'm alone now and can't play

T-thanks Nintendo.

>>182793246
Only on a N64 mimi

GOD DAMN IT CAKEFAGS GET YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASS AND WIN

>200p gets one splatfest point
>400p gets 2
>800p doesn't get 3

Is the next tier 1000p or something?

>communication errors up the wazoo

>>182793252

Nevermind, I'm autistic. Just gotta pick a side, alright.

>>182793367
There is no next tier

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>>182792756
>mlp
>ice cream
>no motion controls

>>182793367
It never goes up

Remember to pick team cake unless you enjoy sitting in the queue

>>182793440
So the the only way to get more points is a win streak?

>>182793506
your a punk get fucked i'd dust you inside 30 seconds

>first match is a mirror

I don't know why, but I find Spla2n's squid kids less cute they're proportioned like normal 14 year olds now

need two more guys

SW-0170-3399-2234

0374-1310-7830

I'll join the squad of anybody who adds me. I'm on team ice cream

>>182793134
sure, whats your shit

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>>182793506
i literally see nothing wrong with any of that

>>182793621
No, you get +2 every game you ink over 400p. You get +4 every game you win.

DAMNIT WHERE ARE THE LEAKS?
THE ONE GAME I ACTUALLY LOOK FOR LEAKS FOR AND NINTY FINALLY RUNS IT AIRTIGHT

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>>182793872
Was +3 for a win in EU splatfest.

>lost the first match
>5 communication error matches in a row
JP and EU went so much better than this

So who won the EU splatfest?

>>182793872
I had a few games in eu with +5 on a win

>JP and EU fine
>US is shit

what the fuck are you burgers doing?

Guys, how are the motion controls?

>>182793823
shit sorry, got distracted

SW-6470-2422-3244

>>182794089
Uh, we dont know. Current theory is they will probably throw data from EU and US onto one pile.

>>182794163
EU and US both work fine for me.

>>182793759
>second match, 2 people leave

>>182794163
Idk?! I spilled Ketchup on my Switch

>>182794220
>throw data from EU and US onto one pile
I'd hate this. If this is the case we'd better have simultaneous splatfests in the future, that are cross-region too.

need moar cake

SW-0170-3399-2234

>first game
>icecream vs icecream
ruined muh game

>>182794163
Yeah these guys are noticeably worse than the Japanese and euros. I’m not complaining, though. Ez wins

>still haven't run into any cakefags
Hmmmmm....

>>182794219
i hope ur ice cream

No sign of cakefags

Cakefags fucking suck lmao

>unstable connection up the ass
>takes forever to find a match
I'LL NEVER REACH KING AT THIS RATE

So if ice cream keeps getting mirror matches does that mean more chances for cake to get winning points?

>>182794346
No, Japan will get special treatment, you should be used to it by now

just lost to group of keks

cant carry ice cream

>>182794447
shit forgot to ask

i am, join me now

>>182794346
We might do, but when you've only got a 4 hour window you're either dragging burgers out of bed early or keeping pissland residents up late.

>>182794373
>ruined new game
>ruined all future splatfests
each and every game you will think of your first game, your first splatfest, as a sameteam vs sameteam

>ice creamfags are infighting already

wew

>>182794736
That's half the reason the less popular teams won more in splatoon.

>you can actually mess with the music when waiting for the teams in the lobby by turning the sticks
That's pretty cool. How come I never noticed until now?
I still miss the mini games of Splatoon 1 though. More Squid Jump never. Rest in peace.

>>182794795
i wanted to play with my friend, but you have 3 in there, so i'll find some other room

>>182794736
Not anymore than ice cream does. Since both teams have to be in a match.

>get disconnected from their shit servers about 10 times in a row
>game threatens to ban me if I keep disconnecting
Cool game, preorder cancelled

>>182795091
well i said i was playing with 2 friends, but no big deal

>finally fight cakefags
>get destroyed
im sorry

>>182795171
try not having third world internet

>>182795267
I have the fastest internet available and I live in a major city

Holy fuck, being an ice cream fag is suffering, never get any good teammates.

I noticed that I seem to be REALLY bad.
I can't hit other players, I constantly die and no matter the weapon I feel like I fail on a very basic level.

It completely killed any hype I had for this game and it kind of makes me sad.
Please help me, how can I get better to enjoy the game?

>>182795282
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>can't see deaths
what did they mean by this?

>>182795358
Did you play the other splatfests earlier?

>tfw when you lose because of shit teammates

had a 4 win streak prior with over 10 kills each but one fucker who 0 splats had to ruin it

need one more slice of cake for group

SW-0170-3399-2234

>>182795358
Just play it a lot. Veterans of Splatoon 1 just have a head start on you. You'll get there if you stick with it. Surely.

can you only play with friends if you have a team of 4? or am i just retarded

>>182795448
If they have 0 they most likely disconnected

>all this cake falseflagging

>>182795338
>US
>live in a major city
>internet is trash
Why am I not surprised?

Jesus could you people make it anymore obvious this is your first time playing.

>>182794163
>JP and EU shit
>US also shit

This is the only game I have connectivity issues with. Even mk8 deluxe was fine.

Guys, I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Marina. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Marina pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Nintendo create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.

>>182795358
Are you not using nothing controls?

>>182795519
Yeah you need 4.

We're looking for 2 ice cream teammates.

roller takes skill

>>182795570
Same but with pearl

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>couldn't use a charger in Splatoon 1 for shit
>finally try one after over a year since last trying one in Splat 1
>somehow gained the ability to use it decently since then

>australian splatfest
>nothing but cream on cream violence
>team of cakefags finally show up
>absolutely crush them

Also how the fuck do you open the map/superjump? I've tried all the buttons and I can't remember

I really wish we could at least have preset shit like "hi" and "good luck" in the preset lobbies. Fucking with the music is fun for a few seconds but the buttons could actually do things.

ICE CREAM FAGS COME HERE LOOKING FOR 2

SW-2215-7032-3057

>>182795468
I'll join, SW-3625-4496-2307

>tfw cake has only literal children matching with me
IT IS NOT FUCKING FAIR

>>182795358
Don't worry, this demo threw you head-first into a meatgrinder with Splat1 pros and pretty advanced weapons for just four hours, when you start the actual game you'll have an easier time.

>>182795747
It's X or Y to open the map. To jump, use the d-pad to select a teammate then hit jump.

>>182795768
x or y, one of those

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>>182795570

>>182795570
(you)

>>182795826
My bad, it's SW-3625-4496-2308

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>you still can't back out of searching for a game

>>182795350
Yeah, I think the ice cream team is WAY worse in NA than it is in EU. Probably because children play this game in america, and they all flocked to ice cream.

>>182795772
Added. Won't let me join. Got another friend who can join also.

>>182795967
Fucking this

be honest with me, is splatoon 2 as good as the first game?

>>182796091
nope

>>182796040
waiting on my buddy to finish his solo game, ready up kiddo

God damn I suck at this game.

>spawn camp fellow creams
>15splets

cmon

Just a reminder that if you're scoring below 800 points a game you're horrible.

>>182796160
why not though?

>>182796091
Better

Does anyone else keep having thier controller just stop responding for a split second?

>>182796356
I'm okay with being less than good on day negative seven.

Top of the scoreboard for my team every game regardless we win or lose, and we mostly lose

>>182796091

Need the full game to say but I'd say the Splatfests are just as good. Needs more shitposting but the fact the idols are singing together and we even have opposing teams partying hand in hand makes it feel more like fun than a proper conflict

>teammates won't stop desperately trying to defend homebase and shy away from the middle

STOP
T
O
P

Seriously though, why let us DL the demo and access the plaza like two weeks in advance if they don't even let noobs use training mode before throwing them and veterans alike into the fest

>>182796441
Same
Euros were way better

Is there a way to play with just one other friend in this demo or only 3 others?

Guys, how are the motion controls? Are they good enough to main a charger?

I have a question about move controls.

When i am using it should i ignore the right stick or should i mix it?

FC: 5257-5111-2534

Ice Cream in me

plz add me so i can feel your gentle touch

>>182796160
>first post by this IP

fuck off

>>182796485
To scare off potential new buyers when they get splatted into oblivion, obviously

This is my first time playing any Splatoon game, but is it me or is the Switch Joycon controller unsuited to play this game? I feel like I have very little precision in my shots, because the small joysticks make subtle movement impossible. Worse, I can't even use motion controls because I'm inverted look.

Oh how ive missed the booyah spam

>>182795418
Yeah, I kind of stopped during Splatoon 1 and I didn' remember sucking so hard.

>>182795512
But will I have fun until I stick with it?
I lik the style of it (even the sound the ink makes),

>>182795587
I think you mean mothin controls? Yeah, i was using both joycons

>>182795845
I think my biggest problem ist, right now I have a bad after taste in my mouth. I was looking forward to it (having fond memories of splatoon 1) but no I'm somewhat afraid to lay down 60ish bucs for a game I won't like

>>182796367
>switch
>>182796643
so sorry you a switch

>comm error at the result screen

I hope it still credits you with the win...

>>182796797
I miss the /ink/ lobbies and meme teams.

>no stats on ink spread

But why?