NOTE: You will be playing against bots in casual queue until you reach account level 5.
Not prepared for a good OP pic edition.
>Dreamhack Valencia - Paladins Summer Premiere Schedules (Time in CEST)
http://www.dreamhack.es/en/paladins-summer-premier/
>/palg/ Discord
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>Official pages
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Forums: http://forums.paladins.com/
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>FAQ, useful links etc.
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>Patch notes (OB54)
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>Steam Store
http://store.steampowered.com/app/444090/
>Paladins Wiki
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>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qlES6unUwY&index=1&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB
>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist) - may contain some outdated info
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5TSsepFwBM&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9&index=1
>Decks
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>Account statistics
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https://mypaladins.com
http://masterpaladins.com
>Reveal Trailer (Lian):
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>PTS (Play Test Server):
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>PTS Steam Version:
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>Bug Reporting Thread (OB54 PTS):
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Previous thread: >>182561587
I want tofeel the roughness ofFernando'sstubble!
This is Ying, my beautiful and perfect wife. Please say something nice about her.
This is Ying.
She is my wife.
Some people have tried to dissuade me to measure her worth by how she performs in the tournament these days.
That's terribly shallow and selfish however, because I will stand at her side regardless of her winning or losing. I know she always makes her best effort to guide her friends to victory, so the final results are of no importance to me.
Besides, she already won what matters most, which ismy heart!
>memenessa on frozen guard
RIP EU
GO CRYPTIK!
fourth for never ever pick kinessa
daily reminder Ying is a slut and a shit healer
Yesterday: nothing
Today: 45 Crystals, 1 Flair, BM Cassie, DH Maeve
I thought the "disable your adblcok" thing was a meme, but I'm glad I did
>>182651606
quicksilver is so fucking ugly
>>182651606
>>182651617
Which one's which?
Yay! We have two Yingposters in here now!
when i grow up, i wanna be a big support like kusqt aniki
>>182651692
Quicksilver is fucking fancy, I like it. But again, I never play Ying.
>>182651669
I didn't disable shit and I got drops. You just gotta be in the text chat I believe
>>182651692
You're fucking ugly.
WHO /FORSAKENBYTHEBOT/ HERE?
>>182651669
>>182651751
I both disabled it and got the chat running on the side. Got both Bloodmoon and Quicksilver. I think you have to have the chat opened?
>>182651751
Must be super mega random then.
>>182651606
>>182651617
Lol what a S L U T keeping two husbandsActually with illusions, Ying could potentially have three husbands and they'd never know better
>>182651483
The secret strat to winning all the skins is towatch channels with smaller audiences like Iker Guide which is in French.
Intermission time, I'm going to play a game of Onslaught, open 26 Radiant Chests and a Winter one.
>>182651864
Can you watch more than one channel at the same time?
This is Ash, she's my owner and abuses me everyday, i've been starving for 4 days and having sexual interactions non-stop for 5, i wouldn't mind if you rescued me.
>>182651864
Nice try frogs
ADIEU
>>182651706
I think you can tell my style apart by now.
>>182651606
Begone, impostor.
>>182651834
You'd think that, but it's evident he's lying.
I'm her one and only loving husband.
>>182651914
I'm gonna try to check if i got some invisible drop
Wish me luck /palgay/
>>182651932
First one was better, subtler and funnier imo.
It wasn't meant to be like this.
>>182651932
>tits
>implying she isn't compensating with armor what she naturally lacks
>>182651932
What is up with those weird stretchmarks around her nipple
>>182651547
>Thinking most people don't have this garbage open for anything other than free shit
lol
>>182652071
so? doesn't mean you gotta be a crybaby
>>182651751
Nope Im banned from text chat and I still get drops
>>182652061
Veins.
>>182651986
it really was, i felt the need to put more words tho
>>182652037
>>182652061
shes the biga mama around here.
>>182651926
yes.
>>182651937
it's up to you. I got pic related within 1 hour of opening that stream in 160p muted.
>>182652180
But it cant be
This is the veiny version
I think we can summarize the lootbot's behavior:
Are you watching on your phone or PC? Doesn't matter
Are you online or invisible? Doesn't matter
Are you typing in char or lurking? Doesn't matter
Do you have Adblock on or disabled? Doesn't matter
Were you watching for 5 minutes or the whole day? Doesn't matter
>>182651932
>>182652382
I want to kiss Ashes Ash.
>>182652382
wait nvm the shitty resoulution of previous pic made veins less obvious
this makes it more obvious
>>182652382
I just imagined she was pregnant from Fernando. Now it makes sense.
>>182652382
its just a diferent resolution, negro
>>182652416
so, totally random as it's supposed to be.
What a surprise.
Should I open 25 Radiant Chests without boosters?
>>182652539
It is, I'm just tired of people posting strategies and tips
SAY IT WITH ME
CHINA
>>182652667
fuck you, GO AUSSIES
>>182652667
BUCK
>>182652667
WILL
>>182652667
NUMBA
>Kusqt healing for double that of Bird on Mal'Damba.
>Not even attempting to take away Mal'Damba from Kusqt.
>Barely attempted to focus Kusqt despite his huge healing output.
Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.
>>182652816
WAN
>Buck, Torvald, Ying
It's finally over
Has anyone checked the china streaming sites?
I think the nip nongs tweet about it when they're about to play
Aaah, another conquest!
>>182652667
Aussie Aussie Aussie!
Well done, angelical fags BTFO.
>chinks keep picking the same thing
zzz
>>182652975
its ok since they arent the meta :^)
>>182652825
EU needs to REMIND YOURSELF
>>182652971
Was there ever any doubt that this skin would win? I mean, let's be real. If you were 14 like 90% of the playerbase, which one would you vote for? The sexy one, of course.
>>182652971
>demon fags cant post at nonshitty quality
lol
>>182652971
I can't help that I'm a thigh man.
>>182652938
I TOLD THEM TO KILL KUS
BUT THEY DIDN'T LISTEN
>>182653143
WHY DIDN'T THEY LISTEN?
the chinks slowly gaining
>>182653262
SERIS HAS POISONED THEIR MINDS
Buck? more like "get fucked"
>>182653262
"CAUSE NA SUCKS AND I NEVER WATCH NA TOURNAMENTS CAUSE THEY ARE SHIT" - Bird.
>>182652938
It all belongs to Wekono now.
>>182652971
visible tummy > all
>>182652971
Oh boy better start saving up 400 crystallized drybear cumbabies
Now we see if QC changes their draft.
They put up a good fight
>>182653565
>only 400
Lol
kronics won that round in the end
gg
Holy shit these games are SO GOOD. I hope the finals are even close to as lit as these games have been today and yesterday
I want to see QGshasha's Androxus. At least since they got roll'ed they might actually change up their draft now.
>>182653792
lmao
>>182652159
I'm banned too but I still have it load in case that matters. 100% confirmed disabling ad blockers is not necessary though
>>182652825
>>182652938
>Previous '50 Shades of Snek' gets rolled by Snek
Like pottery.
>pro gamers keep drafting the heroes theyre most comfourtable on
>WAHHHH they pick same thing every time
???
uh oh
>>182652971
>tummy
>thighs
>bewbs
gib plsI'm sure the feet fags will be happy too
>Ying gets nerfed because 'she's easy to play and perform well'
>Ying is in tournament and suddenly 'she's very difficult and nuanced champion'
Palatards????
who's gonna counter the lizard of many damage
Buck? lmao
>>182654184
Grohk will
>hooks keeps stoping buck from giving people the fuck
>digimon is still on an aeo character
lol
they gotta realize this isn't working
where are the other pocket drafts they have
>spawncamping
Just like my 1500 elo pubs
the no-drop-because-adblocking is a ruse right
>>182654507
Yes.
>>182654507
no idea. some people get stuff the moment they uninstalled adblock. Some still get drops with adblock on.
Nerf China plz. lol
>>182654507
Yup
CHINA NUMBA WAN!!!
Chinks are crazy, but there is method in this madness.
>>182654507
Think of it like this: NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, you only have 0.0005% chance of getting a drop every second.
I wanna see more of that chink Evie
>watching stream since yesterday
>still no drop
bullshit
grohk damage
GROHK POWER
>hurrdurr Torvald is trash
Defend this /palg/babs
Also, Drogoz had as much damage as Grohk
THEY WIN AGAIN
THE CHINESE RIGGED THE GAME
WHERE IS MY SHASHA ANDRO
>>182654880
It's a pocket strategy. Torvald still sucks if not run in this specific team composition.
>>182654880
I-it's an old Torvald with his many shields.
>>182654803
Pick the absolute minimum for a basic team composition, prioritising on damage.
Break the enemy before they break yours, and have Buck clean up the rest.
>>182654880
Their team theme strength was self sustain, allowing the ying to be a viable healer because damn near everyone on their team can take care of themselves.
>>182654880
it's pre nerf Torvy and their team's sole purpose is to protect Buck, that's why they have Grohk and Ying because they complement him well (i.e. pocket heal from totem, air snipe heal from Ying). also Grohk had maelstrom so top damage isn't surprising and he gets 100% healing from Ying during ghost walk.
nerf cassie :^)
The Chinese lost every first point so far though.
This Kronic dude is pretty crazy with Cassie
lol, why ult and win the team fight, right?
>It's the Ice Mines 3-3 Curse
How long will this stream still go on?
>>182655620
bout tree fiddy
>ash gets bullied again
>>182655739
sauce?
These ash ults
>>182655896
https://twitter.com/EnaMirandaBuns/status/877623530753490944
china's support need to stop getting caught out, they both frequently die at the same time
>>182655620
Hard to tell, PC ain't finished yet, and then we got consoles later.
>set stikys on spawn
>does not detonate
What le fuck?
>>182655559
Lole
>>182655620
21:00 according to the schedule
LET HER HANDLE THIS
GG
SUCK IT COMMIE
comeback mechanic was a mistake
fuck that was crazy
>>182656192
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What
The
Fuck
>grohk steps off the point
>cassie rolls behind him
>knocks buck off
>caps instantly
holy shit
I came a little
holyshit
Amazing
HOLY FUCK!
All Praise Cassie
This series.
>>182656449
accidental quote.
THE TRUE WAIFU
>>182656310
Is there more?
shes sorta cute rn
>>182656784
https://wrongnhoka.tumblr.com/post/161880139778/assert-dominance-over-knockback-girl
>kanga using the blu cocc
*pushes you off the point*
>>182656916
>those HUGE tits
Come on now
>>182656969
its for equilibrium purposes
>>182656969
indeed
>Cassie is youngest female champion
>Has biggest tits in the realm
I thought there's gonna be a dev talk today
>>182657243
She's the daughter of a famous hunter, she must eat meat daily, not like that skinny street rat Maeve that sometimes starves.
>Cassie will never roll behind you and push you out of the objective pushing her beautiful bosom against you
NUMBA WAAAAAN
>pros cant use convergence
>>182656881
Thanks anon
Inb4 Cassie nerf.
>>182657809
I wish
TIED
>>182657809
all they need to do is adjust the roll reset cooldown
>>182657950
They just need to nerf the roll distance card. Bring it down to something like evie's teleport. It has way too much utility with that distance, she makes a better flanker than some of the flanks now with the distance she can cover.
>tfw this drafft cannot be replicated and will forever be encapsulated in this single lan since ob54 fucked buck up
goddamn
>>182658114
bucks jump can have 4 secondes cooldown with a card, you still can do it.
>>182658258
But now you have to take a legendary to have leap damage.
>QC is sick of the Cassie
>>182658786
their girl now
NO DROGOZ. THE DRAGON IS DEAD.
>>182658786
They can't handle him
MESS WITH THE RUCKUS GET THE FUCKUS
cant believe im sitting here rooting for bloody aussies of all people
kanga could have one more point if their Ash knew how to use kinectic burst
>>182659651
...............
>>182659651
imagine if they were playing upside down, nobody would be able to stop them.
Oh i got the meave skin as well, i didnt get a popup from the bot again
china
n-numba 2
>>182659769
how DO you use Kinetic Burst
>>182659970
i'm just saying that he could've used it on torv and ghrock at the end of first push and won.
>grohk top damage
>>182659902
i'm not even getting notifications for drops inside the game, the skins is just there when i go into champion customization
their system is so fucked up
Why is summer cassie joke so long? can other players hear it only if you are close?
>"So I was just hanging out, right, when Buck jumped out of this bush to try and steal my bird, I barely dodge rolled out of the way in time, but like eh, what the hell, I mean doesn't he know that Zigs wouldn't even match his outfit? I mean don't get me wrong, I love my little Ziggie-poo, but he's the accessory that brings the whole outfit together and I just couldn't live without him! And can you believe he was using the standard shotgun? That weapon is so last year! Anyway, so then I shot Buck with the Disengage, and he went right off the edge of Frog Isle, haha, what a loser!"
Make sure to relink your twitch.
>>182659902
AND cassie stuff as well, lol
Also idk why but i think i had the same meave item twice, like the hair or something, i really dont know
>>182660156
Why is Cassie bullying Buck?
Welp, My mate just got Ying and some crystal while I still have nothing.
Fuck you Low Rez! ;_;
>>182660237
>get message from twitch about dreamhack maeve skin this morning
>decide to check cassie and ying
>got bloodmoon and quicksilver too without a single notification
well ok
>>182658258
1 jump, but not 2 for the recent patches.
>>182660156
I think Tyra's boobs are way bigger than B. Look closely at them while doing the emotes. They're pretty big, D size at least.
BLOODY HELL MATE
>>182651932
That art looks almost real and everything about it is top notch except for the smushed face.
>tfw I got Maeve's skin but got no notification from the bot or ingame
T-thanks Martini?
>>182652971
If the Demonic Chronos community contest skin and the Demonic Anubis tier 5 Smite skin are anything to go by, this skin will have a shitty voice pack and be a massive disappointment because Hi-Rez can't into demons.
>>182661065
Don't care about the VP. I want the three T's. Titties, Thigh, and Tummy.
>>182660321
Im sure youll get something soon enough, anon, i believe!
>>182661065
Kids don't care about quality work. Her mode, voicepack, and general design could all be shit tier and they'll still eat it up if she has tig ol' bitties
This game is stupid close right now
>wake up
>see i got notified for winning crystals but no skins
>alright, better than nothing i guess
>get ingame and see i got quicksilver ying with no notification
>mfw it was the only skin i wanted
>all these lost team fights
c'mon, trying to cheer for you aussies
ARE YOU SEEEING THIS SHIT
wew lad
>>182661065
The 14 year olds wanted more fap bait, they don't care if her VP sounds like she is dying or talking into a tincan, if Seris looks like a red slut, their dicks will get hard.I'm mad that red slut Seris won and not Voodoo
oh my god this set is just amazing.
WHAT IS GOING ON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IS YING AND BUCK OP OR NOT
CHINA
Cassie under performing
>>182661719
yeah, I can tellvoodoo was the worst tho
HERES
THE
WINDUUUUUUUUP
>One champ has more shielding than THREE(3) champs combined on the other side
>>182661774
NUMBA
>>182661804Wrong, Egypt was.
>>182661871
WAN
>>182661871
WAN
>BK wins
We OB46 now boys.
>>182661719
Voodoo was basically just default Seris with black and a voodoo hat on.
has bomb king actually won all maps? truly puts the noggin joggin
Someone take an image of a Buck pouncing on them and caption it Shasha.
>pass out durint NA v EU set, but wake up during the hype
>pass out again during this, 3-3
So this is easily the best tournament the gme has had, so many upsets and long sets.
VIKTOR!!
VIKTOR IS THE KEY TO ALL OF THIS
HE BOUT TO DO IT
>it's a Viktor episode
>>182661719
>fap bait
Those horns were the only thing unique in the collection. Blame hirez
BARIK
A
R
I
K
>THE CITY STATE OF VIKTOR
>>182662207
But Angelic also had horns.I wish that Demonic and Angelic had swapped horns, I like longer horns like the ones Angelic has.
How i am supposed to play lian? i feel like useless
I feel like they're using Viktor just to win clutches
>>182662440
you point at people and click
>>182662440
Hit the stuff you're shooting at.
>>182662440
Spam auto aim.
>>182662440
I am shit at aiming and I can still do decently with her. Run Swift Jade IV and do combo F-RMB-F especially on flanks and high mobility people, get caut and tag as many people as possible, try to snipe low health people with Q and ult
>>182662440
>i feel like useless
Don't be so hard on yourself anon, I'm sure you felt like that long before Lian was released.
Hell, before Paladins even.
remember the secret strat? BK first pick=ez win
TFW i got all 3 skins and about 120 crystals so far from watching about 5 hours of paladins
>>182662741
>>182660320
Buck got cucked by lowrez, duh.
>>182662910
wrong pic
I'm gonna go jack off to Skye whiling crying about how I didn't win anything after this match.
Which Ying skin is better, Replicant or Quicksilver?
I missed D69 getting beaten by some chinks.
Does anyone have the clip?
ALL ABROAD TORVALD AIRLINES
IT'S WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORKINGGGGGGG
kanga, you just fucked up
PAPI DID IT
S U C C
>>182663175
Maybe you did get something but you didn't get a notification Anon, try looking around.Also jerk off at a better waifu.
>>182663205
replicant, though some will argue quicksilver due to it's rarity and impossibility to get by choice.
D I C K S
the blind cocksucker did it
> 3 - 3
> 3 - 3
> Game 7
You cannot get better than thÃ.
WE 3/3 NIGGAS IT'S GOING DOWN
KANGA YOU FUCKED UP
NUMBA WAAAAAN
C H I N A
CHIIIINAAAAA
fcking aussies, always ruining it.
AUSTRALIANS BTFO
>>182663205
snapdragon
>the chinks did it
K E K
E
K
>aussies BTFO
this has been the best set ever
BUCK2WIN
NA AND CHINA BOIS
>>182662145
BOY
HE DONE DID IT
>the region with the least playtime, least lan experience, least competition is blowing the fuck out of everyone.
This is honestly hilarious and really shows the state of just how bad non Asians are at vidya. At this point you'd have to expect Cryptic to be the underdogs here.
>EU
RUINED
>SEA
SUCKS
>OCE
DROPPED
CHINA NUMBA WAN
Those were some pretty clutch plays from their Torvald
>QG wrecks shit with Ying and Buck for days.
S U C C P A P I
>this translator
>lets not take buck
>>182663934
to be fair, SEA had to use 3 subs. Although I doubt they could win vs Gankstars even if they don't use subs.
>when resonance Ying kills Andy
REQUESTING SUCC PAPI PIC
lol
>>182664173
QG will fucking steamroll cryptik
nothing can top this
pack it up
it's over
>>182664052
this
I mean its possibly due to their being no buck player on kanga
>>182664269
You're doing God's work.
>>182663207
Anyone?
>eufags salty as fuck in the chat
Top kek.
>>182664283
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/9/99/Fernando_VGS_Thanks.ogg
>>182664347
You go with what works best for you.
Anyway, lets admit it none of the western pros play Buck.
我们现在的圣骑士
Only got 15 crystals today.
Well
Time to check for an invisible drops that i probabl won't get
>>182664269
uhm
hey
>That shitty bomb king ult at the end
Did they just throw the match right there?
>>182664453
Well, Perdo does. Not that it helped.
>>182664406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mugJ-0pH42o
>>182664347
That's the real strat. They just get so stupid good with the worst champions that even if the enemy team steals them then they'll be left with the mechanically better champs. It's amazing!
>>182664453
PERDO can.Not that D69 considered taking Buck away from them after getting roll'ed by the same pick twice in a row.
Overconfidence I'm telling you.
https://twitter.com/PaladinsPro/status/885904888974069764
If QG had lost in the quarterfinals, they would have been called madmen.
Now, they're being called geniuses.
>>182664537
The game was already over when Torvald got double with the hyper beam when they tried to chase him. China murdered their spirit.
>>182664681
lmao like those terms are contracting each others
>>182664679
>this is a huge play in paladins
lol
>>182664681
They are still madmen. The strat is still too pocket. Evulli can play Buck really good. They could just take Buck and Androxus away from Shasha.That is, if CryptiK respects QG enough as a real opponent. D69 could have done the same thing with PERDO taking away Buck but they did not.
>>182665010
t. aussie
>>182664679
Take your mind off Torvald for even one second, you die.
Its kind of fitting fishmarket was the final map.
>>182665184
Looks like we got our next OP picture
>>182663205
Replicant with the Quicksilver veil.
>>182665343
i was about to comment this, shit is clean
Hey, I got the Dreamhack skin for Maeve. Hopefully I can get another skin tomorrow; do you always get all the pieces?
I honestly thought D69 had the easiest bracket of their lives and Gankstars was gonig to steam roll Cryptik.
Boy how wrong was I
>>182664679
This is the most beautiful bait I've ever seen.
Poor greedy Aussies.
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/3/35/MalDamba_TR_Taunt_Directed_Drogoz_2.ogg
>relink account
>15 crystals immediately
Might be worth a shot to reset if you've gotten nothing recently for tomorrow.
>>182665861
>do you always get all the pieces?
Yes.
>>182665867
I expected the standard D69 vs GankStars. Now I don't even know what is real anymore.
BUCK
DId anyone get stuff using firefox? Just trying to weed out possibilitiesexcluding the fact that I am unlucky
>>182666415
Yep. Using FireFox here and got the Maeve and Ying skins, some crystals and a flair chest.
Can I get stuff by watching the twitch on ps4?
I missed the match unfortunately. But holy shit I wanna see it now.
BUCK BOYS WHERE WE AT?
>>182666540
>relinked the twitch account twice
>disabled adblock
>watching both the official stream and the french one
>all this shit for the whole day
>got jack shit
Just fuck my shit up senpai
>>182666415
yep. it's chrome that gets fucky.
>>182666803
i was watching with chrome today and got quicksilver ying, dreamhack maeve, x2 15 crystals and a flair chest
>>182666643
Nerfed into the fucking ground. That's where we're at.
Fuck Lo-Rez.
>>182666763
desire sensor
you'll never get anything if you're this thirsty
>>182666803
WAIT REALLY?
>keep getting Flair Chests
>I already have all of the emotes and mvp poses
YAMERO
>that ps4 skin on xbox game
>>182666803
I'm on chrome and I got Blood Moon and Quick Silver during the qualifiers + Maeve, 90 crystals, 3 flair chests and Blood Moon again today.
>>182667393
Fuck off Raynday I'm not watching your shitty Twitch streams
GS tilted
prettyhair is CUTE with his little bow tie :3c
>win virtually all of my siege matches
>lose literally all of my test map games
Why are there so many level 200 full premades in test queue jesus christ
>>182668483
Test queue has no real matchmaking so it makes sense.
>>182668537
Why can't it occasionally be fucked in my favor though, anon?
I'm a nice guy. I should have solid karma.
I just want to play around with some dumb meme heroes.
I guess I shouldn't be surprised since I've yet to get a single stream item in the 18 hours of coverage so far.
>>182669056
You shouldn't have been an asshole in your past life you don't remember.
>>182667169
No.
Nothing matters for the lootbot except for ONE THING. Have paladinsgame open. You can be invisible, idling, using adblock, using whatever the fuck browser you want, it. Doesn't. Fucking. Matter.
>>182669107
That's a fair point, anon.
Maybe when I'm reborn again as a small rodent I will get lots of cheese.
>three tanks
Hey, what's the link for the lower-populated euro stream of the event? I'm gonna try my luck there for drops.
I think someone already posted it here, but, just in case. Also, did aerial assault became the new default for Ruckus? its the only one unlocked for me and recycler should be too, unless its the glitch that they can't fix.
>>182653565
Already holding on to them.
>>182670415
iker_guide
fair warning: it's in froggerish
>leave to get some food after China established themselves as NUMBA WAN
>come back to see Torvald rolling another team
What happened?
>>182670439
Recycler got reworked and if it shows to craft I'm pretty sure if its visual glitch, should be able to still use it in game.
>>182670529
Which part of the address does that go at? Or does it just replace the whole thing?
>>182670529
>400 hundred people
the bot will find a way to not give shit to me.
>>182670529
There's a more low populated stream called zoutriv but i don't know if it gives loot
>>182670728
Are you seriously not capable enough to go to twitch and search for a channel named iker_guide
>>182670718
i know, thought 30% extra dmg was too good to be free.
>>182670908
oh it was a channel, not... yeah, sorry, I'm a retard.
>>182670892
It probably gives radiants, like the non-main channels usually do.
>>182667231
Just save them for later when new emotes come out.
>>182670892
Dunno about that one. Ikerguide can give you Dreamhack Maeve for sure.
>>182670998
Can you do that? The number on the main screen shows only Radiant Chests, so I assumed that Flair Chests are gone.
>>182671184
Check the page for them specifically, they don't show up as a notification for me either and I can use them.
Console Gankstars just getting embarrassed.
>almost got 100 crystals from today's stream alone
who /gettingrich/ here
>this 4-0 after Chinks and Aussies
*teleports behind gankstars* pssh strictly bisness kid
>If
>If
>Should
Uh oh~ He doesn't sound too sure.
>>182671287
Still nothing. Guess I will wait for the next champion to see if I've kept them.
>>182671184
That's what HirezOgre said on reddit for a guy that bought all the beach chests before he won the first one. That he can save it until they add new stuff to it.
Fuck, Splatfest starts tomorrow.
>>182671456
Yep look at Hi rez Jewing out there.
I got about 45 and the skin.
>>182671970
Oh, that's great. Thanks for the info!
>>182671970
Huh, guess that means all the chests are coming back with new stuff. Never gonna get that kinessa hat.
>>182672220
>Haven't missed any streams
>Still no dreamhack maeve
>Still no bloodmoon cassie
>Still no quicksilver ying
>Still no crystals
Getting real sick of your shit Hi-rez!
>>182672220
Got it, i like it so comfy.
But it's no Andy reindeer nose.
I thought there's gonna be a dev talk today
My waifu had quicksilver now! Also Maeve skin.
Teach me how to play Maeve.
>>182672550
What time are they starting again tomorrow? 6AM EST, or what?
>>182672879
Congratulations!
>>182673326
1 PM EST
>>182673293
step 1. look at maeve in the selection screen
step 2. hover mouse over her
step 3. pick another flank
>>182673459
Oh, that's nice. That means I'll get to sleep in.
I'm at a loss. Ive been on the stream for two days. Each day I have it on from the moment it starts to the very last minute. I have 4 tabs open on my main and 2 other smurfs. I have re linked, disabled ad block, use opera, chrome, firefox fucking INTERNET EXPLORER but I got nothing. Not a single drop in two days. I don't know what to do. I'm deaperate enough that I'd rather just buy the maeve skin from some scalper on ebay. I'vs been a good goy, I have the founders pack, ice horse shit and I even bought the 2500 crystal pack. Just one day left, but I still have hope.
>>182669193
>egyptian skin lost
fuck this gayme
>>182652061
implants
>>182672550
Same here, but I got a flair chest, so it's totally okay!
>>182674471
You can't buy the skin. There are no codes, it's added to the account. You'd literally have to buy an account from someone who has it.
>>182674862
I wanted voodoo, but, well... I suppose all we can do is hope and pray they don't fuck up the voice pack and can model it properly.
And that they don't censor the thighs.
Where do I signup to get free shit for watching stream?
I'm stupid when it comes so twitter and twitch and shit, I never use that,
>>182673293
There's literally no reason to play Maeve unless you;re some sorta waifu fag. She brings nothing to a team, that other flanks can't do better.
>>182674471
I got nothing either, no skins, no crystals, not even chests. Nothing.
Do you have to be early in the stream to get shit?
best announcer to buy?
>>182675634
Default.
The more I play around Ferocity the more I'm starting to disregard deep roots, I feel like the cripple even act like it has a better effect. Maybe its because people won't buy resilience because they don't know the cripple/the panic people go through when they can't jump.
>>182674471
I feel like accounts that actively put money into the game tend to get fuck all. Which I really doubt is true it definitely feels like it. Its almost always the low account level new players who get duplicates.
>>182675634
raynday
>>182654873
How much?
>>182656916
>summer skin gives cassie a valley girl accent
perfection
>>182675634
BK because he sounds crazy as shit.
>>182675634
Evie sounds cute
>>182675334
You have to link your account
http://www.paladins.com/twitch-linking-faq/
>>182675301
There are codes, you can get them by attending smite watching parties. http://smitevalencia2017.com/synopsis/
And they gave some of them to streamers.
>>182676795
Ah, I see.
Well, no way in hell you're getting those, I bet. The kind of people they invite to those things usually have their own posse of bootlickers they they feed table scraps to.
>>182675707
>I feel like accounts that actively put money into the game tend to get fuck all. Which I really doubt is true it definitely feels like it. Its almost always the low account level new players who get duplicates.
It's probably that there are a lot more lower level accounts than higher level ones.
>>182675634
Evie for now. Seris soon plz.
Why hasn't OW cashed in with Announcer Packs? They suck at jewing.
Why is this retard talking about OW in the Paladins thread? He should really kill himself.
>>182678660
Cause they already made 40 dollars on each copy plus all the seasonal chest sales. Why waste time and money on voice actors when they can just have dozens of modelers making new skins constantly.
>>182678660
jewing is lorez's job
How do you counter resonance ying? Only atuo aim champs like lex or lian can kill her consistantly. She just shits out damage, heals to full while teleporting , can't die really.
I sometimes wonder how HiRez can manage to turn things that should be simple into a disaster with no discernible reason why.
Why do I say that? Well, apart from all the bugs each patch,I also got the Maeve skin, didn't get whispered, and didn't get notified when I launched the game like I did for Ying's and Cassie's. It was just there.
It's a marvel really, they're almost comically clumsy. Everything kinda works sometimes, or it works halfway, or it doesn't work at all on one side but it does on the other. It's amazing.
Sex withPrettyhair!
I think Overwatch is boring, should I even bother installing this?
>>182681707
It's free so yeah, there's no harm in at least trying it.
>>182681781
touchè
>>182681707
What games do you like?
>>182681862
cock sucking party games
>>182682138
You'll love it then.
>>182681707
It depends why you thought it was boring.
>>182682138
That's literally all we do here.
>>182682298
>It depends why you thought it was boring.
dunno honestly, I played alot of TF2 and the hype got me at last month, I bought it but in the end it feels off, only thing I like of that game is__________porn________
>>182682138
You'll love /palg/ay then, welcome to your new home.
>>182674862
Don't worry, you'll get your Egyptian theme skin. Hi-Rez will create mummified Seris skin.
But w h yAlso I only noticed after I had my first death, I was on like a 10 streak
I didn't get the Maeve skin like many of you, how about some Maeve pics?
>>182682723
I hated Overwatch (at first, I like playing it now) but loved TF2, and Paladins feels closer to TF2 due to the time-to-kill.
>left stream on in the background in the morning
>log in to see if I got anything
>15 crystals
>maeve skin
>ying skin
>still no cassie skin
>the only skin I actually wanted
Can someone post the pics of the QC team bullying D69 with Torvald and Buck's face shopped into the body of kids? I can't find it
>>182684285
increased damage per second
>>182684812
literally the OP of last thread
>>182684812
Last thread is in the OP, silly anon. Why don't you click on it?
>>182684918
because I play maeve so i'm too dumb to think
>>182681707
No. The developers make the game worse with every patch and the leader designer has said they won't improve the game unless their player population goes down. You're killing the game by playing or even installing it right now.
>picks flank last second
>wow seriously no healer? you guys suck
this will never make me not mad
>>182685163
I would post that pic of Rhyhorn's Pokedex entry replaced with Maeve. That is, if I had it.
>>182685535
>>182684716
At least you got something.
I did the same thing, and ended with nothing.
stupid sexy hunter
>>182685762
stupid shitty "artist"
>>182685762
I want this person to do porn or more of it.
Have they said anything about when they're brining in the new matchmaking system? I really want casual to stop feeling like competitive.
>>182685728
>tfw Ying, Cassie and crystals yesterday
>left stream running on tablet before going to work
>come back to a little more crystals and Meev
I hope you get lucky, anon. I suffered the same throughout the qualifiers streams. It's not a nice feeling.
>>182686340
>>182669193
>"why make good content and improve on the game when we could just keep making spank bank material"
nice model lo-rez
Fuck this shit. I literally mustn't play a single match after my 3rd wotd or i will be put on a team of professional fucktards who can't do anything even with a 40% dmg and speed bonus on them. I know torvald is a shit pick but somehow I doubt picking another tank would have made a difference.
I'm just gonna try to relax in doom with project brutality and some other mods. Any recommendations?Currently going through Back to Saturn-X
Life is a strange and confusing place
>>182686313
What's wrong with the current matchmaking system?
Has there been anything revealed about what they are changing?
>>182686581
>Any recommendations?
uninstalling paladins
>>182681707
Its funner then OW by a long shot and a lot of the games biggest problems have been changed on the last patch
are parties a myth?
>>182686485
There's tomorrow, at least. Hope springs eternaland oft makes fools of us all.
When are they going to add rewards for playing competitive? And no, borders aren't rewards. People think I'm good on Buck just 'cause I have diamond for him, but I'm total shit on him while I'm a good Fernando yet I'm only a gold.
>>182686613
probably a carried sup/tank main
should i still watching the stream or the "possibility" of rewards only happen at the main show?
>>182686742
lol
>>182687043
Probably next patch, we just started testing out bans on live and dreamhack is pretty much the "high point" until the next major event (HRX?) so competitive will probably be redone sooner then later.
Although it'll be debatable if it'll be worth playing, once I run into a cheater on the new system I'll drop the system and stick to casuals (so 1-3 games in). Drop hack still isn't fixed and aim botting will never be fixed. I don't even give a shit about aimbot but dropping games just fucking pisses me off. It just reminds me of the early XBL Halo 2 days where kids would just press the standby button on their modem and you'd just sit at a blue screen until the game ended. Current competitive means nothing and its already hard to get legitimate games.
>>182686581
>somehow I doubt picking another tank would've made a difference
You'd be surprised, anon. To begin with, it only lasts 2 seconds which isn't doing anyone much good. And even if it did, you can't apply it through walls so it's unlikely you'll be able to use it when your damage and flanks would actually want it.
The name of the game is pressure. If you aren't actively applying pressure to vulnerable targets and helping your team win the overall teamfight, your team is playing with a handicap. Sitting on point like a lump and maybe attacking the enemy frontline is the lowest and most useless form of tanking - which is why Torvald is so bad. He literally can't do anything else.
Inara, Ruckus, Barik with Tinkerin, Nando with his fireball buff, and do a lesser extent Ash can all bully the backline while standing at or around point. I guarantee I could've done 30-40k dmg in that match with any of those heroes.
Yeah, your team doesn't seem very good, you might've lost either way. But you really can't know how well they would've played if you had been giving them an advantage.
>>182686613
dat inara win ratio
buffs when, clearly the worst hero
>>182686175
>newfriends don't know about our first drawfag
>>182686581
>play current torvald
>complain when you lose
I love succ papi but playing him on this patch in soloQ is pretty much increasing your loss rate by like 60%. Yeah its fish market and you can get cute ults off but that is pretty much all he has. Play other FL if you want a higher chance of winning. Also Q up for Onslaught/Payload/Test Map. Sometimes you get really easy games for FWOTD.
>>182687760
>he'll never draw Maeve
She's flat, but she has ass.
>>182688058
As a FL main with a 70% WR, I'm highly tempted to buy that Runic Blast legendary and see if that big ol fag can do some actual damage
DESU all he really needs is some better movement speed cards
>>182686613
Being a support main is suffering.
>>182687519
What is Grohk going to do with that Evie?
>>182689556
She's just jumping into his arms anon jesus christ, isn't she like 12?
>stream loot odds aren't even across the board
>some people get rewards handed out like candy on halloween while others don't get anything at all
what did hirez mean by this?
The more I play and watch other grovers. Deep roots is fucking terrible to Ferocity and offers fucking nothing in comparison. The damage is unbeatable.
What a fucking patch this is.
>>182689623
she's thousands of years old
>>182690604
Correction, The wraith is thousands years old
>>182689623
yes, that is behavior appropriate for a young girl?
>>182689684
fuck you, inflate the viewercount for our shitty events
>>182689881
Eh, people will eventually start to wise up and and start rushing you. Your DPS is buck's at point blank but you are still hard to kill.
>>182689881
I was told deep roots was the best, but that was last patch.
Redpill me on ferocity.
>>182691381
>Start me on HRT on ferocity
You'll be a nice girl in no time.
Here's heroes I have problems with as Andro
Zhin
Zhin
Zhin
and of course
Zhin
Fuck Zhin
>>182691576
you are gay and a bad player
>>182691576
what do you expect? Zhin is a "flank_hunter"
>>182691048
>>182691381
You just kill people, if they get hit at long range and anyone on your team is near them and is paying attention its a free kill on any non FL. I still have a 100% win rate with it, its retarded. Healing is unaffected and the CC is completely trivial on the grand scheme of things, if you're hitting all your roots other teams big guys will just buy resilience and you wasted the legendary pick where the extra damage will never not be useful.
Deep roots is cute and all but majority of the time no one even pays attention anyway, better off just two-three shotting people long range. I've been a long time Grover player and I generally feel like I'm doing CB damage when he was melee, at least on long maps. On smaller maps Deep roots is 100% better but the maps with long stretches? Ferocity all the way. I've never tried it until this patch so it may have always been sleeper op but as is its great. Bullshit to play against, but fun to use.
>>182691576
>Playing Androxus
You deserve it.
>>182691576
Isnt zhin the second worst champion? the first being skye
>>182689623
Not with those tittays.
So Lian's weapon are (supposedly) based on the m1 garand and apparently the datamined champ Demon will have an mp5
What other irl weapons do you think hi-rez should make next
Is there more Dreamhack tomorrow?
>>182695620
>SMG champ
FUCKING
FINALLY
JESUS
FUCKING
CHRIST
>>182695790
Yeah finals tomorrow
>>182695620
A rapier for a melee-focused champ.
>>182695620
a mortar like weapon.
>>182695892
zhin?
>watch all 3 dreamhack streams in different tabs muted (paladinsgame, hireztv, Iker guide)
>thought I just got dreamhack maeve and some crystals
>got literally every stream item in one day, including a flair chest
thank you based god
>>182696008
Doesn't count, he has projectiles. I'm saying melee-focused, no projectiles, high-mobility (F is a lunge, either Q or RMB is a retreat, the other is a three-jab hit).
You can't seriously tell me that HiRez didn't rig it so the the Chinese team won with the worst heroes in the game. I've been playing their games long enough to see this shit coming from a mile away.
They're clearly trying to get the eastern audience, make a good story out of it, and silence all the people complaining about balance with MUH NON META HEROES.
>>182696184
That's nice, I didn't get a single fucking item after watching all 16 hours
I relinked my twitch account and apparently never verified my hirez account via email, so hopefully doing those two things will fix it
Shits retarded
>>182696294
It's all a conspiracy!
>>182696294
Yeah i kinda have that feeling 2beehonest
>>182696449
is even worse than a Conspiracy.it's a COCKspiracy!
>>182696184
I'm only missing quicksilver Ying but seeing as it's a regular drop on weekend streams I'm not that worried. I will open every one of those streams tomorrow just for the crystals.
>>182696658
It's people like you that get duplicates while the rest get nothing.
Just fucking watch it happen.
>>182696658
It's ugly as shit and inferior to the original snapdragon skin anyway.
>>182696294
>I've been playing their games long enough to see this shit coming from a mile away
What, this kind of thing happened with Smite or Tribes or something?
>>182696449
You be foolin mon, but I know how dese bruddas work. They think they're the second coming of Steve Jobs.
>>182695620
The first time I played her definitely reminded me of playing some DoD way back in the day. Fun as fuck.
>>182695620
https://youtu.be/qxf1Hp2LE_4?t=42s
>>182696748
You take that back right now.
>>182697250
ying sucks dragon balls
>>182696748
Yeah it's definitely shit, but retards love it for "le wedding dress" memes
>>182697376
of course she does. she sucks all balls.
>>182696732
Duplicates are retarded in the first place.
>>182697376
>>182697512
>>182697524
>>182697524
>>182697376
I bet she even give them a litlle bite, ya know? really low force on the bites, feels pretty gud
>>182697746
>>182697804
>>182697697
Blame Hi-Rez for not having a trading system for dupes.
>>182697804
>>182697890
You cannot be reasoned with.
Embarrassing, trying to insult a sweet girl like Ying. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
>>182696294
Its probably more the western teams underestimated them along with having practically no experience vs their play styles. China got to basically study western VODs with ease while Western teams didn't even know who made it to lan until brackets came out.
That and westerners are generally shit at video games, once they reach the top of a division they just slack and give zero shits. Last few weeks of qualifiers were practically identical to each other, they weren't prepared for Torvald or Ying at all since no one touched them in patches. Huge culture difference.
>>182698408
It's not an insult. It's a character trait.
>>182698408
>get literally nothing in all those weekends watching tournaments
>get literally nothing on the first day of dreamhack
>on the second day, get dreamhack maeve, blood moon, 2x 15 crystals and a flair chest
the wonders of RNG
>>182698408
well, she shouldn't come in my nightmares and try to steal my soul like the abyss overlord she is.
>>182692986
Forgetting Torv
Night dresses for female champs and Suits for male champs when?
>>182698951
tuxedo for fernando when
>>182698951
paladins anniversary
>>182698759
>got nothing yesterday and today
At least the match are interesting
>>182699068
and that should be in how long?
>>182695620
Coil guns
A wind based champ (air currents that deal dmg)
A DoT flanker
>>182699297
>A DoT flanker
Isn't that just Kinessa with her poison bolts?
>>182699193
after lauch
>>182699193
1 year + however long it takes to come out of beta.
>>182698635
>>182698681
Pathetic.
How do you function when all you know how to do is insult and lie about perfectly nice and innocent people?
>>182698773
Your headcanon doesn't count.
>>182696294
Resonance Ying was a possibility, she has had that playstyle since ob44 dunno why they didn't see it coming.
>inb4 our chinese overlords pick Flank Pip with double jump because the other team picked Buck.
>>182699554
you gotta keep that slut on a leash, i'm tired of loosing my nights fighting for my life.
>>182699554
>How do you function when all you know how to do is insult and lie about perfectly nice and innocent people?
>Your headcanon doesn't count.
hmm
>>182699409
Skye's signature is invisibility, this one's signature is having a bunch of single target DoT atacks.
Got another idea, a time based flank. With a +10s teleport that deals damage in a small radius when it lands, a mid-low range 1.5s timestop that can be countered by pressing RMB/LMB fast enough.
>>182700235
>a mid-low range 1.5s timestop that can be countered by pressing RMB/LMB fast enough.
So you want to break free of a time stop by punching your way out, essentially.
I bet the ult is an AoE road roller drop.
>>182699554
ying was made for bully and lewd
Is this an Avatar reference
I wanted to say hi-rez is retarded for not doing a black red gold fire nation instead but i guess that would be too obvious
>>182699696
Not even gonna dignify you with more replies after this.
>>182699970
Oh I'm sorry, I guess voicelines don't count anymore then.
While I have her entire library of voice clips as proof of her being a lovely girl, you have exactly nothing apart from a crystal color and a wild imagination.
>>182700412
No.
>>182700602
except that she is not as lovely as you imagine
>>182700602
yes
I feel like half these games if I would have ran deep roots (orlolblossom) I would have lost. Still haven't lost with it, even if your DPS are egotistical retards who won't shut up all they have to do is hit 20% of their shots on low HP assholes to win.
>>182700365
Make it low CD instead, a stun like BK's grumpy would be too unfair.
Forgot to mention that the timestop is only applied in a radius around him/her so her main idea would be to dive with the teleport, use the timestop and deal damage with whatever the other skills are. 1900-2100hp for the champ sounds fair enough.
>>182700720
Excellent proof.
>>182701317
you have all the voice clips, if you still blind to her madness and evilness, there is nothing we can do.
>>182701416
Right, I can just feel the evil exuding from all these. I'm so scared right now, you have no idea.Here, one last (You).
>>182685435
Probably a solid third of the reason I even play support in the first place is so I can spitefully deny healing to fuckwads who pull this exact same routine but with frontlines.
I will never understand people who feel like they're entitled to balanced team comps but that they're under no obligation to actually contribute to it.
>NA team in finals
Fuck yes. So fucking sick of NA sucking dick at vidya.
What country is QG from?
>>182704890
China.
never 4get
>max Nimble Maeve with Initial D music playing on the background
This is the most fun I had with this game.
>>182705606
updated
>>182706528
>not putting the tombstone below the two images when it's practically the same width as them
>>182700602
So what you're saying is she used to be affiliated with the Thousand Hands Guild? Not very reputable anon, not very reputable at all. It's not the sort of organization a sweet, innocent girl like the one you've described would be associated with. Such a shame.
>kinessa: why would i get wrecker
>>182706981
I have no idea what that even is or what you're on about.
After googling it I learned it's Zhin's criminal group, and then I landed in a subleddit where one of the topics with the most responses is about gay champions.
Sasuga, anon. You sure showed me.
>inara is boring as fuck to play
>she's also absolutely infuriating to play against
was inara a mistake
>>182708693
>implying literally being an impenetrable rock isn't fun
>implying flicking stones at people isn't fun
You are not welcome here.
>>182708823
>Inara being an impenetrable rock
We'll see about that. *unzips dick*
>>182704890
Given how QG has preformed NA is basically the underdogs at this point, they going for that 1980s Miracles story and I'd be surprised if they lost given how they blown the fuck out of everyone else.
>>182708007
>he doesn't know
>>182708007
you should do more of a background check before you marry someone, my guy
at least they can't make you testify against her
Most important cards to Ying properly?
>>182709348
Well, I'm sure it'll be an exciting game either way.
>>182709402
>>182709657
You're not gonna deter me with your lies, you know.
My Ying hasn't ever participated in evil activities, and she never will. You're taking on a pointless task, because I will never stop loving her.
>Zhin is so bad that his best leggo requires the enemy to be retarded and hit you on counter
>>182710891
im an autist who shoots when the SFX ends rather then the actual animation so sometimes i manage to die to him or heal him enough so he escapes
it's sorta?? viable but yeah it depends on the other team not knowing when to stop shooting or having stuff that hits you no matter what (evie's ult, barik's turrets, willo's deadzone i think, etc.)
>>182710891
If the enemy doesn't attack into it, Zhin can just retreat thanks to the footwork card and use it as a second billow.
>>182696184
>not using cherub crossbow
so close to perfection
>>182710887
>has an intimate history with the only unquestionably evil character on the roster
>hasn't ever participated in evil activities, and never will
okay buddy, whatever you say
>>182711175
Isnt the point of counter zhin to be in the face of the enemy? why retreat while counter is up?
>>182711386
Blood Moon set comes with its own bow that looks better than the Cherub.
>>182711632
Counter Zhin isn't about counter. Above all else, you still play like Zhin. Retaliation just makes your counter more flexible. If you think it will be attacked into, go ahead and hug their face. Otherwise, treat it like a second GTFO button.
>>182711632
You don't always have to rush the enemy with counter, if you got the restore hp from counter card, you can hang back and catch enemy shots to restore back to full.
>>182711489
>maybe was a major factor in stopping Zhin from doing some crime
>now hates her and "hasn't forgotten about her" ever since
I just made that up on the spot, and funnily enough it's just as valid as your statements, except you're advocating for her being evil, when none of her voicelines imply it in any way whatsoever.
Why don't you give it up already? Ying is lovely. You're not so lovely.
>>182710957
>>182710957
>>182712547
No one finds Lian boring.
>>182712638
Plenty of people find her kit boring until they get autoaimed from half the map away and wombo comboed.
>>182702706
>I like where this is going
>I can think of a use for that
>>182712401
>muh headcanon
>>182710957
r8
>>182713834
I can say the same to you.
>>182712401
Almost all of the lore we have to go on is 100% implied, because there's only a few sentences of actually explicit information. You're acting like your take on it is more valid because of the effect it has on your dick.
If they ever release lore for ying that establishes her as a former criminal/villain/harem girl, the first thing I'm doing is coming to /palg/ to laugh at you.
>>182712946
I find her kit really boring at first
But her gun is satisfying and doing swift jade combo turns out to be fun
I still think her skills are uninspired as fuck though
>>182714679
>But her gun is satisfying
nah
>>182714884
Her Q makes me feel like im shooting the last bullet of an M1 Garand
The cling noise is satisfying as fuck.
>>182710957
>>182713834
>muh waifu
>muh madonna/whore
>muh underboob
>>182715042
Q is definitely the closest thing to satisfying in her entire kit, but her basic fire, right click, f, and even her ultimate all lack something that makes them feel really satisfying to use. I don't know what it is, I don't know how Hi-Rez did it, but in most shooters everything about a weapon like hers feels satisfying for some reason that's just not coming together here.
keep it going boys, we are succefully driving him mad each thread
>>182710759
Many dicks across the world will be rock solid don't get me wrong. This tournament has been one of hte most interesting I've watched in 10+ years of being an esports dork which is incredibly impressive.
>>182716028
>This tournament has been one of hte most interesting I've watched in 10+ years of being an esports dork which is incredibly impressive.
lol
>>182716025
driving who mad
he who should not be named?
>>182715793
You must be smoking some dank shit because it's literally the opposite. It's so damn satisfying to chain together Grace-Valor-Grace, especially with increased distance where you're like some crazy ballerina just spraying your screen with fire. Q don't have enough Oomph-sounding to make it worth it and I have been trying to get the no-cooldown build working.
>>182716186
He probably meant Ying fag and not mermoco
>>182712638
>>182714679
Most people find her boring because you need to be good at the game to actually play her properly, in terms of optimal play Tyra and Viktor are much simpler even though their kits on paper are generally more complicated. Lian is easily one of the most stimulating releases for me since snek, its really obvious when you're vs a less skill Lian and you just peg her like a whore.
I do wish her LMB had more punch to it, it plays well but feels like a pea gun.
>>182716080
Most tournaments incredibly boring and usually involves sweeps. You usually get one or two sets worth watching where in contrast dreamhack has only had one boring set (excluding console but who cares).
I'm not saying paladins is a good game don't get me wrong but I've sat through a lot of boring sets.
>>182716186
>>182716296
Pretty sure yingfag gets off on the attention, which is at least something he has in common with his make believe lady friend.
>>182714398
Now see, you're warping what I'm saying to fit what you want me to say. I said right there I made that up, and I'm not pretending that's going to be the actual thing.
I'm pretty sure the whole harem tripe and Zhin this and Zhin that and the insults and whatnot you parrot over and over are just an attempt to make me upset or something, and you don't actually believe it's a possibility that it ends up being written into the game.
That said, I really really don't think HiRez will have the audacity to make such a raunchy backstory for her out of absolute nowhere anyway. All the voicelines they already have recorded for her (and for anyone else mentioning her for that matter) don't paint her as such, at all, and remember she's also like the quintessential postergirl of the game. They wouldn't write themselves into 'that', surely. They can't possibly be that stupid.
Was it your intention to make Yingfag be serious for once? Fine.Not you and not anyone else will make me stop loving my Ying. You're not going to ruin that. As it stands right now, only HiRez and their writers have that power, but not you.
>>182716541
Are you sure about that?
>>182715042
How about if they make her Q a last bullet mechanic and make the Q something else
Iron sights maybe?
Imagine being this autistic over the underdeveloped trash that is a paladins champion
>>182717158
makes me think that i need to step up my game
>about to cap for win
>lol game doesn't exist anymore umad?
yay
>>182717978
I've begun playing this game much less often because of stupid shit like this. If it's not the servers shitting themselves and ending my match, it's the chat breaking and disallowing me from communicating, or it's the party system fucking up and not queuing me with my party mates.
If Hi-Rez doesn't start prioritizing servers over all else, I'll just quit their games because why the fuck are you gonna make a game if it can't function properly.
>>182718278
Its fucking obnoxious, I generally don't care about this shit but this patch is probably the most fun the game has been in a long time. I just want to finish a fucking game once in a while. Or at least if you're going to crash do it when I'm losing, it always happens when I'm winning. Yeah wins/loses don't matter but I'd at least want the gold for it instead of just wasting an hour + over a session off incomplete games.
Although given my elo its probably just drop hack and I'm crying about nothing.
>>182718528
Worst opinions I've ever seen.
>barik's blunderbuss legendary is fun and satisfying as fuck
>it's too hard to use and i could probably get top damage with architectronics
>>182718278
>If Hi-Rez doesn't start prioritizing servers over all else, I'll just quit their games because why the fuck are you gonna make a game if it can't function properly.
You might as well quit right now then. Smite is still plagued with server problems too and that has been their cash cow for years now, if they haven't invested in good server architecture for that you can be damn sure they won't bother doing it for Paladins.
I feel like Lian's eminence legendary should have been baked into the skill. It seems to lack mechanical identity without it.
>>182718659
Let's see yours chump.
>>182718884
You mean the damage scaling? Cause the core of her Pressence build is the CD reduction from the card. I've been trying to get the build to work but the distance which the damage scaling needs to work is too far and it's rare to get 2 people lined up with it to spam it down range. And it doesn't work with Wrecker, thanks Lo-rez.
>>182718982
I'd do one if I felt like hunting down all of the character icons just for one meme image.
>>182718528
t. low elo shitter.
>>182719210
I'm sorry you don't find any joy in playing Support or Tanks.
>>182717065
>this fuckin tirade
damn dudes, you actually did itpls leave fernandoposter alone
>>182718884
well it probably was at some point during her development since legendaries tend to just be core parts of a characters kit that got ripped out and put into a card
>>182719435
Hey no fair, why does he get special treatment and I don't?
Fucking lag.
>>182719435
Don't need to worry about me.
>decide to open a couple festive chests
>get ice inara, only skin I wanted, in the second one
>it looks like shit without the weapon
these jewish tricks are getting to me
>>182719993
RIP. Gotta always remember that no chest is ever worth buying.
>>182720206
The summer chest was fine if you had all the voice packs and emotes unlocked
That's about it though
>>182720206
Unless it's attached to a woman.
>>182720326
chancellor chest had the same design
those ones are the only worth buying
>>182718528
>>182710957
Decided to do one anyway.
?
>>182720905
who's this guy?
>>182718493
It's probably drop hack if it happens when the game is about to end. I'd say that's not "crying about nothing" though, since drop hack shouldn't be possible.
>>182720942
Zhin.
>>182720942
Zhin.
>>182720905
anyone getting these random crashes?
>>182720326
>open the freebie
>doomshroom axe
>>182720468
Only to old players. Imagine being a new player, buying a chest and getting a voice pack or a mvp pose. The chest only shows what new items you can get and only by pressing "details" you get to know of the jewery.
>>182721002
Well its possibly and its never going to be fixed, so it is crying about nothing. And I'm getting -really- fucking tired of bot games. Its like 50% of my games again.
Legitimate games are getting close to like one out of 5 now.
>>182720942
Liu Kang
If Zhin is the only real villain as of now, is Androxus just misunderstood? An anti-hero? If so, that's way edgier than being a plain bad guy.
>play Lian for first time
>feel like I'm playing like shit and not accomplishing much
>final score
>top damage, most multikill, top killstreak, and second most kills
This character is so lame.
>>182722232
Androxus is basically a Saturday morning kid's show version of Spawn.
>>182722232
Maybe he's like early-Berserk Guts
A good guy with a tragic backstory that puts up a tough asshole image as a front
Every now and then you get those games where you have no idea what your team is doing. Always ends up being a party of various elos and you're stuck vs 2.8k+ kids in solo because MM thinks a bunch of 2ks in a party can compete.
Its generally hilarious watching low skill players try their best by running straight down the middle, don't even care about the loss. Its like toddlers playing soccer vs the coach.
>15k gold to unlock blue rings on the ends of Drogoz's horns
How can anyone defend this stupid shit"?
What is Bomb King looking at?
I think Hi-Rez needs to fix the zoom on Zhin's poses. He's way too close in the top play screen and has shitty lighting, and then in the champions main menu screen, if you pick him, you can visibly see the entire background zoom in close to him, making him look like a giant since no other characters have that happen.
now I think about it, a drill-like weapon could be used for a champion. like turn on the drill in short distances or launch it if some distance is required.
>>182724901
Don't know how close they want to get to melee.
>>182725824
sooner or later hi-rez would have to run in that direction.
also something funny to think. the drill instead of being launched like some sort of granade it could be launched on the floor and start to run in a straight line until it hits some hard surface. it would give everyone a good reason to be jumping around.
>>182723729
Simple: You don't buy the fucking blue rings on the ends of Drogoz's horns.
>tfw slowly climbing up with my wife
what does "you're the puma's pajamas" mean
>>182726846
Ever hear the phrase "the cat's pajamas"? It basically means that something or someone is the best.
>>182726846
It means that you're the bee's knees anon
So whats the best hack right now? We all know lowrez doesn't ban, so I'm looking to make it to 4000 elo.
>>182723852
What ever it is, he isn't happy with it.
so do i just gotta keep the stream open at 2pm?
>+20% billow speed, +2 second billow duration
>using it to gapclose against kinessa
The sheer visible panic this induces is fucking hilarious, because there's nothing they can do and they know it
>Torvald, Grohk, Ying, Buck and BK/Evie
Nigga, how can the chinese win with this draft? Just buy 3 cauterize and 2 wreckers + a drogoz to break clones/totem/torvald's shield
>>182729829
Yea ask Kanga or D69 about that.
They run a pocket strat of everybody having self-sustain and everybody having the ability to go in and out. Buck jumps in, gets low, jumps back to a Ying's illusion for a BK/Evie to go in and finish the kill.
Besides, it's shasha/guagua's Buck. They are just really good at Buck.
>>182710957
>Lian's ultimate can be countered
laughing elf zhin.jpg
>>182729769
All the Kinessa has to do is to drop a mine on her feet and either headshot you out of billow or blast half your health away with her carbine because of the recovery period from billow.
>>182730871
Maybe you play against people that have that kind of timing, but I don't. I'm not going to be headshotted at point-blank, and carbine fire will feed my counter and kill her.
>Lore comes out
>Bomb King is actually just a tard who found a burger king crown and is throwing his disabled autistic friends around
>>182731223
That would unironically be awesome.
>>182730778
>Drogoz ultimate can be KNEELED
laughingwaifu.jpg
>>182731223
Watch your mouth peasant.
Bomb King(pbuh) is the one true king.
>>182730131
Crazy stuff. Fun to watch, though.
All of my default legendaries appear to be locked, is this normal? Did Hirez break everything?
>>182733063
Have you tried restarting?
>>182733151
Yeah and they're still missing. I suppose I could just play characters who I have unlockable legendaries for but that's kind of annoying.
>>182730246
>Viktor
>Tyra
>boring
Viktor is literally call of duty the character and playing him's a totally different pace if you're not some dummy who stands still all game trying to snipe with his rifle. Tyra can mow people down and blow shit up, and I've never seen anyone call her boring.
>>182733565
lol
>>182734436
is this the meme where typing lol at a post somehow makes it wrong?
>>182733303
Just a visual glitch.
>>182733565
Thats just it though viktor's kit is just call of duty man nothing special about it compared to other champions and yes people do consider tyra to be boring but she's one of those champions where you either hate her or love her
how do i tell my friend he is a retard for thinking skye is OP?
Does KNEEL get through Andro's reversal? Or did I always have perfect timing with it?
>>182736298
1v1 him in custom as Lex and then as any other champion.
>>182736445
You got lucky, KNEEL doesn't go through anything other than piece players.
nando is actually fun to play now :^)
I'm loving this game so far and I'm thinking of getting the founder pack but, is there even any gold coins sink aside from champions?
>>182737279
Mastery skins and emote, alt colors and chests if you want to gamble.
>>182737356
I see, thank yee
tyra is BUSTED
Can I have the twitch stream on another tab and I go to do something else and still win shit? I can't be arsed to sit there and watch the stream for hours on end in hopes I'll get a shitty skin./
To anyone that has gotten a drop, are your accounts verified for both Hirez and Twitch, one of them, or neither? Perhaps people are not getting drops because the account are not verified.
>>182737491
Tyra can win against Lian, she's tanky as fuck for a damager.
>>182737928
Of course you can. You think half the people don't just idle there? lmao
>>182737946
If you got the twitch mirror for ying, then your accounts are linked, and you're good
>>182738315
She has to be, considering zero mobility.
>>182738383
Well for example I never verified my email for my hi rez account and I had the twitch mirror, but I have never recieved a drop from lootbot ever. Guess it is just bad luck then?
So can anyone confirm that you can get drops idling on the /CHANNELNAME/chat url?
>>182738774
if you got the mirror, then your accounts are linked
you're probably very unlucky
some people keep saying it's a good idea to relink your accounts, i didnt and got maeve
Lian is my wife!
>>182738863
I assume you also never verified your email for your hi rez account right? In that case yea just really bad luck.
Is girl (male) out yet?
Can I have some girl butts
>>182738806
Yes, I can confirm.
>page 10
why are most of the alt voices edgy? the only non-edgy ones are the summer voices and alien pip
>>182742572
I think Replicant Ying sounds pretty cute and I'm a pretty big fan of the British voice for the new Tyra one.
>>182743365
Replicant Ying is the generic "lel robots are superior I call humans meatbag" garbage
>>182743418
I wouldn't exactly call that edgy though. It's not like she's going around saying kill all humans.
>>182742572
Skins with serious tones get serious voices like the recon kinessa set, and then silly skins get silly voices. There aren't really any edgy ones and there's way more goofy ones like pumpking, wrestler/mobster buck, evie's premium skins, steampunk androxus, and so on.
When is finals?
So i just linked my twitch account to my hi-rez account what do i to receive my rewards now?
>>182744168
you watch the finals when it's on and pray to whatever deity or fictional being you pray to that you'll get the skins.
>>182744219
do i watch the hireztv stream or the paladins game stream
>>182744248
It doesn't hurt to have both open.
>tfw he couldnt get off makoa wild ride
>>182744248
open both.
When HRX is on I opened both and I got drops at double the rate.
>>182744692
how long will it take i opened both but they are muted.Anything i should be careful about?
>>182744521
two makoas hooking eachother at the same time is still one of the most entertaining things in this game
>>182744764
The amount of time is pretty much random and depends on your luck.
Additional info: if you still got nothing from the Dreamhack stream, go watch some Paladins stream after it ends, sometimes the bot is still around and still give out loot.
I got my Bloodmoon Cassie and Quicksilver Ying AFTER Dreamhack Day1 ended(and yes, I'm sure of it because I log in after it ended and again a few hours after).
>tfw I'm playing support non-stop for the last 2 weeks
I hate the players of this game.
>no rewards after watching 16 hours of coverage
>decide to relink and check my HiRez account
>despite playing HR games for 7 years my account apparently wasn't verified via email
>fix that shit
>immediately get 15 crystals when I open the streams
alright something is definitely bugged
if you've not gotten any rewards, try relinking
>>182744838
Macuddles is the best.
Do the finals not start for another 5.5 hours?
>>182745257
I relinked like twice already
How do i know if my account is verified or not?
I already got the twitch mirror though
>>182745185
>last one to pick
>all damages and flanks
>"go support"
>deal more damage than damages/ out kill flanks
my suffering continues
>>182745185
>seris that exclusively heals the tank
>you and the other 3 DPS are asking why they never get healed, even when they're right in front of the seris at low health and no one else is around
>Tank says "lol you kids aren't doing anything anyway why do you need heals"
>we end up spending the whole game playing passively and waiting for veteran to heal us while the tank is able to be aggressive
>"lol I'm soloing the whole team you kids are so bad"
>"lol I'm literally the best player look you kids did nothing"
>"I'm making a meme out of you kids complaining"
we hate you too anon
>>182745438
It just said "Your account is not verified" on the main account settings screen.
>>182745498
honestly flanks are least priority for heals
you should still heal your team if you can though, especially a Seris with that certain legendary
>>182745498
>healing flanks
>when all of them have self sustain
L o l
>>182745498
>playing passively and waiting for veteran
I won't heal you too anon.
>>182745582
>>182745684
>>182745720
Anon it was Bomb King, Lian and Sha Lin all playing close. It was an easy game, winning in 14 minutes.
We would push up, take some damage, float around the Seris for 30s still firing, get no healing whatsoever, and slowly get chipped down to death.
So eventually we realized we would get no heals and hide behind a wall... right next to the Seris.
>they're streaming their shitty Hearthstone clone that's still in alpha
jesus christ why
>>182746019
For the same reason that they stream their shitty fps that's still in beta mate
>>182745498
>>182745946
Tank/healer mains are autistic pieces of shit with inflated egos in every game, and this general is full of them, don't bother arguing
how long until paladong
if i have the streams open on multiple tabs will that increase my chance if getting the loot?also can I just go to sleep and let the streams play by themselves
>>182746362
>also can I just go to sleep and let the streams play by themselves
Yes.
>>182746450
so is that a no to my first question?
>>182746551
It's only confirmed that you don't need to disable adblock or be in the chat to get skin. The rest is just guessing.
>>182746362
you can even set your status to invisible
the lootbot checks the whole viewers list when it rolls, not only those who are online/watching/chatting
>>182746175
Flank mains thinking tanks have inflated ego. Oh boy oh boy.
who /EXCITEDFORFINALS/ here?
>>182747927
nothing can top kanga vs QG tbqh
>>182747927
i want QG to be rolled, FREEDOM YEAH
still nothing feels good.
>>182748125
I got Maeve's skin after leaving the stream on while I wasn't home. It's the first time I got something from the both, keep your hopes up anon
who /doesntcareaboutthisshit/ here?
>>182748282
when is it starting
how do I get gud with Lian
I can play Cassie so well but not her
>>182748960
Tell me about it, last 5 of my Lian games I was doing top damage on my team by miles, but we still lost. I think it's just matchmaking my man
>>182749060
It's just really hard to carry team with Lian.
>>182748960
You play Cassie.
>So if any of you *bleep*ers have anything to say
Did Ash always swear in her into?
>>182745498
I don't like to play Seris though.
>>182749360
No. They bleeped out "muppets."
>>182749292
aren't they fundamentally similar?
>strong left click that strikes singular enemy in a center
>area attack
>dodge
Lian feels like she's dealing weaker damage even with precision and has a wider reticle tho
>>182749431
To make it look like she says "Fuckers"?
Seems more in line of her character but a bit odd.
>>182749432
Lian is a shitty Cassie, that's why you play Cassie.
>Stream open on both channels
>Linked account twice
>Disabled adblock
>Nothing
Feels bad.
>>182749490
They probably just got a complaint and decided to be PC about it.
>>182749610
>same here
>only got a chest
>>182749610
Loot drops aren't 100% random, some people have better odds than others. If you haven't gotten anything yet it's unlikely you will. That's why almost no one who's won something has only won one thing. It's always a ton of drops or absolutely nothing.
>>182749726
You're in luck. You're about to get a lot of shit.
>>182749775
>Loot drops aren't 100% random, some people have better odds than others.
Which is determined randomly so it is random.
Cassie:
>Incitement
>Reduces the cooldown for hitting your roll shot from 1/2/3/4s to 0.75/1.5/2.25/3s
>Dodge Roll
>Increasess the cooldown on Dodge Roll from 5s to 6s.
Is this fine? If you hit your roll you will still have 3s CD on it unlike 1s or 2s like before so you won't be rolling to heavens now. Cassie is too mobile for a Damage.
Should i close paladins while i am watching the streams?
>>182749903
Don't worry, they're going to destroy her after the next current patch tournament because she'll be a top pick since they nerfed nearly all other mobility except for hers.
>>182749903
That would make Cassie Skye-tier
>>182749938
you won't get a whisper from the bot if you have the game open but you still get in game notifications.
>>182749610
Got 15 crystals without an whisper :^)