/ss13g/ - Spacegirls in a Spacespa

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Tell me about your static anon

>Where are they from?
>What do they want most in life?
>Why are they working on the station?

>>182458713
>all over the place
>more liquor
>no family to speak of, career is all they ever had and that is drawing towards its end.

3rd for vox cocks and /ourguy/ frank

>>182458713
>The Randomise Character and Randomise Name buttons
>Nothing, it's a lifeless puppet
>Because they spawned there

>>182458713
>Grey so, muh lore
>To have a good roboticist for one fucking round
>Grey that got Borged because they got bullied by borgs

>>182458713
I don't have one because silicons having static names is on the 90th percentile of faggotry.

>>182459030
Frank white here, just reaching out to the fans, thanks.

>>182459434
I'm not your fan, buddy.

Mike Black here, watch your back Frank. I remember Mars..

>Denies ERT

deadmin now

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Think with me anons.

Think that you are a captain, a space pirate captain, with your space proof armor on your chest, a energy cutlass on your belt and a signed contract issued by the Syndicate to steal a research station, bloody or clean.

Imagine you send in a squad of loyal scurvy ridden dogs to storm the station, firing broadside barrages with flak cannons to soften the hull and sending in breach pods to strike in as your boys rush the stations crew with laser resistant hardsuits, combat shotguns and laser cutlasses in hand, as they go and kill all the crew to gain control of it, a series of bloody skirmishes the station cannot handle

Or you can send in your boys with some stealth gear, slowly killing the crew, sabotaging the gears, subverting the AI, weakening resistance before you send in a couple boys to cut the rest of the folks to pieces and make the station a ghost town.

After a job well done, you go and have a drink to celebrate the raid, be it on what's likely to be the hollow hole of the previous to be bar, hack in the machine and have yourself all the rum you can take from em, or just relax back at the ships grog area, as you take a cup from the chest, fill it up from the tanker and yell at your first mate to set sail for deep space to get your well earned cash reward.

Space Pirates when

>>182459601
WHEN YOU CODE IT

>>182459601
so it's vox operatives

>>182459575
It wasn't that it was denied, it was that nobody actually opted into the ERT

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>>182459601
Don't get your hopes up

>>182459747
Antag datums: the savior or grim reaper of our serb?

>>182458713
>Earth, United States of Europe
>A family
>To get off the planet and make their own way in the 'verse, meeting new and exciting people, to find a husband that can support a family on one income.

>>182458713
>space holland
>the sweet release of death
>because it's a horrifying shitshow of murder and villainy

>>182459575
Post it in his feedback

>>182459575
What happened?

To the guy bitching about ERT, go code red and order one with either 2 heads swiping on a keycard or a captain level id on the comms console. It's completely automated and if anyone opts in they can gear up and head into the station all by themselves without any admin buttons

>>182460451
That is what happened. Nobody opted in or were spawned

>>182458632
FUCK
PUT THE SPESS
ON THE GODDAMN
THREAD SUBJECT
YOU STUPID CUNT

>>182458713
>Earth
>to get those valids
>hopefully to become antag and kill as much as possible, and then get a greentext on the thread

>>182461236
You can make greentext in wordpad, how about you try and do something memorable, fun and interactive with your antag roll

>>182458713

>K'T'kraN'kt
>fun
>because his job is fun

>>182458713
Mars Colonies
To succeed
Work

how do i remove byond ads? I can't remember how i did it years ago

>/vore guys/
>lmao post more vox cock

>>182458632
Which nerd made this OP

Has Pomf considered hosting a high rp server?

>>182462530
No but he's considered to run away with the money to set up an ice cream store multiple times

>>182458713
>Earth
>A gf
>Because no one else would hire him

>>182462530

high rp servers won't work, plus /vg/ is fine by itself

>ghosts spooks a light once
>leads to a big adminbus

best server

>>182458713
>Spacer, lived his childhood station hopping with his parents
>Excitement and happiness
>Money and adventure, working in Tau Ceti's a hell of a lot more interesting than Nyx or Vir

>investigate happening at HoP office
>dragon keeps spawning walls on top of us whenever we attempt to weld in
>cannot escape singuloose due to completely walled out corridor in the way and singu the other way

thanks admins

>>182462530
you mean metaclub server?

Why is dragonbro so fucking shit?

ban the admins
class war now

>>182462530
yes
one of the patreon goals is a new serb after 100 bux a week
I think it used to say it was going to be high rp but it might be up in the air after 3 years of not getting more than 100 dollary doos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tlOztKm2ws

>>182463463
dragonbro best admin

don't you say shit about my metafriend

>>182462530
/vg/ is already a high RP server. Just because the minimum is light doesn't mean you can't do High, it just means that not everyone will. Grow a thicker sense of immulsions, my man. That's what I did and I'm happier for it.

>>182463152
>>182463394
>>182463463
>poeple still say they like dragonbro when he pulls all this shit all the time
>will always get re-admined because hes buttbuddies with probe

>>182463541
desu everyone should be depressed IC because the world must be pretty shit if you voluntarily work for a company like NT where crewmembers die like flies

>>182463629
I loved the adminbus
t. captain that died because of the adminbus

>>182463629
>probe gone

>>182463670
Muh headcanons tho. Truly catastrophic things only happen in active rounds, the "last shift" was always relatively peaceful, if you get what I mean.

>>182463629
dragonbro is the best min and you can't prove me wrong.

Elon Musk corpse for xenoarch when

El whoop suit for captains when?

>>182463517
It was medium RP server and instead he upgraded our server when he hit the goal because there didn't seem like interest at the time.
Now he's not getting as much from the patreon, the big donators pulled out.

Shiggy piggy coat for detective when?

>>182464007
His feedback thread paints another picture.

>>182464343
>implying i care about assblasted haters

>3hotdogd banned
ALREADY AGAIN?
Lol.
It probably is 2hotdogs ban evading with how awful they are.

>>182464509
>He doesn't know

>>182462530
No, there's polaris is you need to scratch that itch. There otherwise just isn't the playerbase for it to be anything than deadpop

>>182464661
I don't know, but whoever they are they look like they should be perma'd already.

>>182463629
>Doesn't use a chute to escape
Own fault you scrub

>>182464343
It's almost like the majority of the people who use it are salt miners

>tfw want to know what others think of my static but dont want to self shill

>>182464883
If he was a good admin people wouldn't have complaints.
Neither would have he been forcefully deadminned 3 times now.

>>182465064
Stop being a pussy and just ask.

>>182465064
post your static

>>182465064
What's his name?

Im pretty sure that round was shorter than the time it took to get into that round

ahahhahahahahahahahHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

>>182465064
post 3 other statics in your department and hide your name in their

How did it spread so fast?. There are emmiters south of the cap's quarters, how did they fucked up?

best blob starting location?

>>182465252
>If he was a good admin people wouldn't have complaints.
So by your standards afkmins that do nothing are goodmins

How the fuck do you lose as blob?
Lose in 15 MINUTES!?

>tfw recharger bitch boy instead of blob shooter

>clown blob

I love it

>>182465064

Just post your character's name, anon. no big deal in posting it once

>you will never be voted by Avada

>>182464509
I died for the servers sins. If you look at the logs, you'll see I imprisoned a villainous and vile waifufag for attempted murder of multiple officers.
If it was Grey McFuck doing that crap, I wouldn't have been banned.

>>182465437
cargo for no infinite eguns, engineering for no emitters

>>182465437
engineering

>>182465437
Medbay.

>>182465330
>>182465064
This. I'll demonstrate;
Post your security dream team!
>Frank White
>Riccardo Benzoni
>That one warden with a really weird name I can't remember
>Ailsa Dochartaigh

>>182465385
Blob doesn't really have to worry about emitters.
Source: Used strong blobs and the camera functioning as a pulse to just spread towards emitters shooting at me from space.

>>182465454
Well, he did pop in the middle of medbay

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>>182462052

never mind, i just found it

turns out you have to fiddle with internet explorer

>>182465454
He popped in the middle of medbay. A better spot would have been surgery, or storage, or one of the bedrooms in med, maybe the Virology hall.

>>182465489
vored*
Vored by Avoreda

>>182462052
>have zero ads minus the 'become a byond member' one ever despite no file niggery
feels goodman

Attention: Meta clown gimmick detected

Possible name:
>Souhei Musk
>Elon Saikawa
Gimmick
>Validhunting with laser tag guns
>yelling in all caps and having no chill
>hogging all the borers
>Being annoying with hair dye

>>182465553
list doesn't contain me, 3/10 can't rate myself

>>182465553
Ailsa a cute! Cute cute! CUTE! :3

>>182465330
Riccardo Benzoni
Rusty Shackleford
Paget Dickinson
Trinity Prewitt
Eloise Chappelle
Lilly Lapine
JC Denton
Max Bone
Anne Hiro
Willy Anderson
Marko Bomb

>>182466027
>didnt even make the list with some of these shitters

whats the point

>>182466171
Frankly Whitening?

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>Join server for the first time
>Don't exactly know what to do but I start doing whatever it is my job does
>Station enters radiation belt
>Go into the maint tunnels
>Get poisoned by a Bird and taken to the gibber

WE WUZ PREDATORS N SHEIT

>>182466475
ICY OCEANS

>>182465252
Everyone has different values and wants different things from space. Whether yo udo something or nothing at all, it's gonna corn cob somebodies sphincter

>>182465437
I pop in deep Z-1 NE space. You grow extremely slowly but by the time you reach the station you're at 100 resources per process so you basically spam cores as fast as you can clear the exclusion distance

>>182465272
>>182465273
>>182465284
>>182465330
>>182465487
>>182465553
please post onions! >>182466027

>>182466027
Rusty only deserves bullying by the borgs
Marko Bomb is cool I guess, kind of a cunt but fine
Fuck JC
Anne's fine

>>182466831
but you can't pop in space tho

>>182467337
but you can build a 1x1 floor tile in the middle of space for maximum meta/powergaming

>>182467491
that's gay and unnessacary

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>>182467337
WE BUILD!
BUILD

BUILD! BUILD! BUILD! BUILD IT BILL!

D L I U B D L I U B D L I U B
D L I U B D L I U B D L I U B
D L I U B D L I U B D L I U B

WE WUZ BUILDERS N SHEEIT

>>182467657
Nobody knows you're there until you hit the station with max econ or macro the station. It's the best way to bleb if it isn't deadpop

What do you think of Josef?

>>182467230
>didn't rate me

>>182468034
He attracts a lot of attention so I like when he's in my department, that way no one notices what I'm doing

>>182458713
>spacer family. Born on a Ship, only ever visited earth once as a kid

>his own ship. Just a cozy little Cargo transport or a scrapper.

>saving Money to fulfill his dream one day.

>>182465437
Maints near telecomms
>immediate removal of comms to fuck up organised resistance
>equidistant between cargo and engineering
>secure storage glass means ZAS from the getgo
>enough nooks and crannies to avoid direct line of fire to the core
That said, If there's a supermatter engine you might as well pop in the main corridor, slapping that is GG as it EMPs all guns and rechargers

>>182465650
You're worse than the "i pm'd you the fix"
HOW DO YOU REMOVE ADS

>>182469886
>no grid power, cells, ded, guns ded, everyone are unrobust fags
Bad end

>>182470102
At that point the only thing with any chance of still working would be riot suited diona spamming max potency novaflowers, botany stronk!

>>182470508
>5.5 hours later, the entire station is blob forming a perimeter around a shattered botany tablefort of soil and glowshrooms manned by 45 diona armed with bucklers, novaflowers, and pulling glowshrooms
>The ranks of dead diona are so thick, everyone is lagging
>Blob can't penetrate enough to do significant damage but the diona lack the numbers to break formation and drive the blebs back
I have a stiffy now...

>>182466027
guess i'll rate since i have nothing to do:
Riccardi benzoni is very good
rusty: never seen
Paget: never seen
Trinity: i remember the name not bad nor good
Eloise: can't remember
lilly: good player but please don't pick diona when you play sec roles
Jc:a fucker
Max bone: probably a wallflower
anne: from what i know a good IAA, but a little powergamey
willy:no rp shooting lockers dood
Marko bomb: another no rp full hardsuit validhunt

>>182466027
>tfw you get mentioned in the thread

>>182471559
>tfw never got mentioned in the thread
i want someone to know i exist

>>182466475
if this was earlier today you were delicious

>tfw you really identify with a book character
You're cute, OP!

>>182472169
Shiggy why are you such a pathetic person
Why did you leave your Fiance for an autistic slavaboo and Danish pussy that didn't want you

>>182466027
>Riccardo Benzoni
solid
>Rusty Shackleford
literal who and probably (you)
>Paget Dickinson
literal who
>Trinity Prewitt
shit, has always been shit
>Eloise Chappelle
who?
>Lilly Lapine
annoying
>JC Denton
okay
>Max Bone
okay
>Anne Hiro
okay
>Willy Anderson
solid
>Marko Bomb
okay

>>182471559
>tfw only time mention in the thread was my forum account

>>182472169
desu shiggy read Brightness Falls already, it's way better.

>>182472613
>jc, willy and marko are ok
found the validshitter

>>182472405
>slavaboo
Who? The dane is Kammer right?

>>182472712
this

>>182472613
How can one person be so wrong?

>>182472405
I left her for reasons other than chasing skirts without a care if there's a bepis under them. I just couldn't see my life going that way, but you probably won't believe me anyways!

>>182472641
I'm planning to. I've got places to be, cool things to see but I make time for reading now and then.

>>182472887
How about instead of shitposting here you go and read, baka.

R8 these statics
Isaac Liaof
Ruben Foster
Nick Weller
Clownpiece MoMMI
Hachi
Rambling Maniac
Rail
Frank White
Tahki

>>182473034
I'm currently eating and I don't like ebooks, so I'm actually buying hardcover copies of books I like at a store that's currently closed (one of the few in Moscow that sell imported books in the original language).

>>182473236
avada stop shilling yourself

>>182473384
Avada is Spellcaster, not Clownpiece.

>>182473384
no

>>182473239
I'm the same way, I understand that. It feels so strange to look at a screen when trying to get into a good written story.
I recently started reading Kraken by China Miéville. One day I hope to have a bookcase full of beautifully bound hardbacks.

>>182473236
no pls don't r8 me

>>182472887
>i totally didn't leave my fiance for a slavaboo and a cold, autistic fish of a danish man
Sure okay yeah. You're pathetic

>>182473236
Delete this and remove me from that list

>>182473540
Basic kindle with no backlight actually looks like paper. The ones with a backlight lose this feeling.

>>182473712
I tried a few of those e-readers. My mother loves hers and reads like two books a week. But I couldn't get into it. I like the smell of books you know? The feel of the paper and stuff too.

>>182473867
Too further clarify, I'm still the kind of person who owns CDs, cassettes, vinyls and has a hi-fi stack to listen to music. There's a feeling of that physical aspect of the medium which I like.

Requesting that carpenter brut music be added to the jukeboxes or scenario music. Really anything from the Trilogy album is good. I have found that 'Le Perv' goes good with survivor rounds.

>>182474442
Should be added to the apocolypse playlist for sure. There's a lot of good music which fits that mood in both Hotline Miamis too.
You can put PRs up for yourself here though. http://ss13.moe:3000/Pomf/vgstation-media

>>182473236
the real fun of these things is trying to guess who posted them

>Isaac '''Liaof'''
Now Isaac always posts his static whenever 'post your static and see what others think about you' comes up
But here, his lat name is spelled wrong
Is he autistic enough to spell his name wrong to divert suspicion that he was the one who posted it? Probably not.
>RubenFoster
This person is almost a literal who, so they are a prime suspect.
Possibly jealous of the attention that others are getting, and trying to get their name out there.
>Nick Weller
In the past he has been accused of self shilling.
By now they know exactly what the community thinks of them.
I doubt this was posted by Nick
>Clownpiece MoMMi
Mommis normally aren't attention whores, but ones that peacock themselves with stupid hats are exceptions.
Possible suspect.
>Hachi
Hachi knows what people think about them, as they are much loved by the discord.
Is this a foray into the thread to see if the same oppinion still stands?
I doubt it, probably not Hachi
>Rail
I don't think Rail likes the attention they got in the past, so I would guess this probably isn't Rail.
>Frank White
Due to the recent epidemic of Frankposting, Frank White knows what the thread thinks of him.
Probably not Frank White.
>Tahki
Dead bird, the player plays on a human static now and is now a pipe autist.
Are they testing the waters for a Tahki comeback?
Probably not, but possibly.

My money is on Ruben. Was I right?

>>182474995
Who do you think posted >>182466027

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>ACTIVE PERMABAN: Asked someone to kill him. After being told no first said person gave into his request and said yes, going with him into maint. Freakyfred then kills the person with a knife in response of being grabbed by the asked person. Please appeal in http://ss13.moe/forum/viewforum.php?f=16 so that I can get your side and more information

>>182474995
Ruben Koster is Station Bacon, if I remember correctly. I don't feel that's the name they'd put forward for themself.

>>182475431
You don't have the cajones

>>182474442
Just listen to your stuff

>>182475585
Shit was that valid?

>>182475314
Not guess-anon but my money goes on JC Denton

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>>182475314
they made sure to include an even mix of Males and Females, which I don't think they would have bothered with if they were a Male
I would guess Eloise, because I have never heard of them before

>>182475523
good point. My second guess would be Clownpiece

>>182471559
>tfw never mentioned in the thread but you're not sure if you want the attention anyways so you just do your job and try not to make waves

>>182475930
Eloise is Solarious

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>>182475927
nope

>>182475927
>>182475930
Wrong! It was me Frank White!

>>182474662
holy shit, all the media used on /vg/station. I have been looking for that! Time to download all that Leslie Fish!

What formats are recommended for SS13?

>>182474158
Oh I get it. I much prefer having physical copies of everything. However that costs money. And some books are hard to find. If I want to read something NOW it's two clicks to libgen. There's only two books I haven't been able to find on there.

>>182474995
Interesting how you left Rambling out of your list.
I am convinced that you are Rambling himself diverting any possible alternative dissection of the list, possibly in regret.

>>182476434
woops, forgot Rambling.
>>182473236
>>182474995
It isn't Rambling because they are an oldfag who isn't around much anymore

>>182476363
For adminsounds, overly compressed .oggs.
For the jukebox I believe that most are .m4a but it doesn't matter. As long as the files aren't huge.

>>182476230
Damn, my plans got foiled again!

>>182476384
Guys what if the library could access libgen?

>>182476384
I pretty much drop all disposable income on it. It's a bad habit. Good luck with your books.

>>182476605
>who isn't around much anymore
Except he's been back. Just last night he was in the game but I am not online now to check for him.

>>182473236
>nobody has actually rated the list yet

>>182476773
I wanted to but i have never seen half of them

>>182476742
>I could be reading Lolita to my waifu over comms
FUND IT

>>182476842
are you new or old

>>182476946
Not 1 week new but like 5 months new, also i got probably a different timezone from them

>tfw very robust and know the whole game but still 2 years new

>>182475930
nope
*insert screencap of ckey here*

>>182474995
Guess who's posting this list of pop-culture Service players
Razz Vozz
Kayahi
Chikiwek
Avada Colander
Anne Hiro
Antonio Betulla

>>182477294
>tfw only 4 years new
i'm such a baby

>>182477401
Razz

>>182477401
I am the guess guy and the answer is Avada or Anne
I'm leaning towards Anne

>>182477437
>tfw only 10 years new
wtf kill me now

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>>182477437
>tfw been playing since september 2012
>tfw still shit at security, engineering, atmospherics, mining, and xenoarch

Which font do you use when playing?

trade in pomfcoins to see the current roundtype!!!!!!!!

>>182477630
I waa going on them too but they arethe obvious answer

>>182477640
>playing since 2011
>still shit at xenoarch, atmos, toxins and high tier engineering autism

*takes your second amendment right*

>>182477887
I've always used whatever the default one is

>>182477640
How can you be shit at mining?. You mine shit and drag crates. That's it.

Being detective when there are survivors mucking about is surprisingly fun. Shame the officers kept dieing to said survivors.

>>182477640
>mining
How tho

>>182477993
>tfw died with a gun in my bag
YOU CANT TREAD ON ME AILSA, YOU FUCKING CROSSDRESSING WHORE

>tfw want to post a huge 50+ list just to see if guess guy can figure me out

>>182477887
I use the default one, am i doing it wrong?

fuck i spent an entire round being a useless shit as a greyling and skull, then came back to life and continued to be a useless piece of shit as THE PLANT

this truly is the most immersive roleplaying video game experience

It's shamefull how long it took security to figure out we never where asimovs. Or to even ask us to stop paking shitty puns.

>>182478093
Put me in the list :3c

>>182465437
Arrivals Shuttle :^)

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I cant believe i forgot i had a gun in my bag.

When you spend two hours not in danger its so easy to forget. I could have robusted that shit shot borg no problem and finished the 90% done AI console just fine

>>182478125

other geneticist here, that was fun

Madmin here.

I'll be putting in a vote for the upcoming gamemode this lobby.

>that entire fucking exchange in atmos
I don't think anyone managed to not hit another human while trying to fuck that spider

>>182478336
>upcoming gamemode

>>182478270
Fuck you, I loved the puns.

>>182477993
>take peoples guns
>don't get shot

what did the crew mean by this
>>182478270
I enjoyed some of the puns, was more just surprised you fucks didn't shock the escape shuttle

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>started using the portal gun I nicked as a magical room-cleaning device
>apparently whatever the active leads to has no atmosphere so it sucks everything up
>get a suit after shuttle called to check that shit out
>captain is dead, surrounded by dead Russians, and the gooncode has been broken into
>can't find gooncode

What does gooncode even do?

>>182478347
Id fucking hope so, i stuck my scattershot right down its throat but it -is- a scattershot

>>182478560
Not all of us where lawless if I remember right and AI only realy asked us to be ourselves. The killing infront of the AI core could have propably been avoided if everyone just got to the shuttle.

>sasaki fucks comms
>attempts to kill an officer
>ghosts when they get robusted

top quality survivor play

>>182478347
that was a massive clusterfuck, i know i friendly fired and got friendly fired back

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>>182460067
>tfw having and feeding a family is an impossible dream for most of the population

>>182478862
Sasaki in a nutshell

>>182479205
You can have a family, they'll just never get higher education or have anything good to eat. As the masters want.

>>182478646
>What does gooncode even do?
if there is an admin on that isn't a lazymin you can redeem it for a prayer
unless you cheesed it by turning off the turrets, then they will ignore you

>>182473236
Faggot
Whomst
Obnoxious faggot
>mommi
Faggot
Obnoxious
Faggot
Faggot
Faggot

cuck ya later crocagator basedgod

How about we rate departments instead
someone post all the statics in sec

>>182479205
You'll have a family, just like the globalists want you to. Even in 2555 NT still needs more warm bodies and more sheckles. You'll just be more solidly locked into your class of dumb tax cattle locked in a cycle of resigned desperation and helplessness.

>tfw no gryphon waifu

>>182479702
They'll get a higher education but they'll spend their entire lives paying off space student debt and space mortgages working dead end space jobs as per the space elite design to keep the space populace in a cattle like existence

When do you ahelp a greytider?

With all the attentionposting, we may as well have a go at updating the list:

-Loving Father tier-
Mike Cooper
Blast Ripneck
Gerald Forlo

-Suave Romantic tier-
Harvey Zadovosky
Gregory Atweeke

-Best Friends with Benefits tier-
Isaac Lifof
Travis Egedy
Ola Stratford

-Love and Hate tier-
Yahir Kepplinger

-Risque Workplace Escapades tier-
Ricky Stick
Jean-Luc Vanleer
Curtis Abernathy

-Want for Their Body tier-
Dragan Ivanovich
Riccardo Benzoni
Antonio Betulla

-Boy Next Door tier-
Vince Mosser
Deimos Clarks
Johnny Caldwell

-Bird Next Door tier-
Tahki

>>182481496
When theyre non antag fucking with security or breaking into places repeatedly

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>>182479307
>>182478862
First.
The officer died.
Second.
I was tired of playing after my hour long engineering project failed because of shitcode
Third.
I had 800ms.

And the officer in question wanted me to give up my guns.

>>182477630
>>182477956
Wasnt me actually, been off camping for a bit

>>182481580
Why don't you fucking download Grindr and call it a life there buddy boy

>>182481580
never understood why there were so many literal whos on your list

>>182481580
Half the people on there are litteral whos or have never done anything noteworthy.

>>182482056
I just dredged it up from the archives, the original creator probably just slapped a crew manifest under some tiers

>>182482267
Post the waifu one

>>182481496
when they're fucking with sec or attacking people for poor reasons

>>182481496
when they have been a problem for consecutive rounds

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>people name statics
>mine never posted
a good feel

All namefaggot characters are just shitty self inserts.

>>182483238
same

>>182483238
>tfw a mix of positive and negative feedback

Its okay i guess

>negative feedback when ever mentioned
mean people all of you

>>182484848
>tfw everyone hates you
;__;

>>182480719
Fuck sec, time for science

>Ricky Stick
>Rusty Shackleford
>Josef Fritzl
>Sandy Rylai
>Kolton Hunt
>Cruz Alekseev
>Valkyrie Skies
>Marko Bomb
>Avada Colander
>Helmut Fritz
>Wes Valentine
>Kiri Singh
>Horatio Bombs
>Souhei Saikawa
>FRANK WHITE
>Various birbs with stupid names
>Yachitakicha or some shit
>Mechanic peasants

>forgotten
This is okay

>>182485019
>Souhei Saikawa
Great player. Haven't seen them on lately though

>>182485019
Valkyrie is the borg-mom, every borg loves him

>>182485019
good
good
OK
who
mixed opinions
who
discord tranny
mediocre, probably posted this
literal garbage
OK
who
who
these 2 don't deserve a rating
/ourguy/

>>182485019
Redpill me on security marko, the only time i had interaction with him was when i was trying to get back in the station, so i used a emag, then saw him walk down maint with full hardsuit and the moment he saw me he lasered me to death

>>182458713
>Small outworld colony primarily used as a refueling station for freighters
>To become designated site leader at a newly settled outworld colony
>Vox raiders killed most of the people in his home colony and a NT cruiser was the first to respond. With nowhere else to go, he signed up with them

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>>182485216

>>182481580
What the fuck is wrong with you? You some kind of queer or something?

>>182485626
"validhunting powergamer" describes him well

>>182485782
>every sec static ever

There was a time boy, when i searched for valids, and valids meant more to me then gold or jewels. Valids arent strong boy ROLE PLAYING is stronger, look around you. There, in medbay, that beautiful bird wife. Come to me my child
>....................
>CAW
THAT is strength boy, THAT is power, the strength and power of ROLE PLAY. What is a taser compared to the officer who wields it? Such a waste, contemplate this on the tree of /tg/.

Crucify him.

>>182485765
Yeah, that faggot should be posting the waifu list instead!

>>182485626
he seems a tad bit of a fag in every role he plays, he also always posts himself when the thread gets in this direction

Valkyrie could be a waifu but the fact he gives away his gender and is a degenerate mentally ill transexual is too much of a turn off.

>>182485835
I need a name on the list to find it without trawling through all of /vg/

>>182485626
>have traitor only item
>expect to live
While unthinking validlust is cancerous and should be bannable, you should have expected that to happen

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I want (you) to play vox trader!
All the old vox traders burnt out or got banned, we need a new flock of good ones.

>>182485640
le snowflake faec

>>182486393
if they got banned, they clearly were not good ones

>>182486136
I think i explained it wrong, i was a spacepod mechanic and i was a traitor, i didn't care and i went for spess exploration, then somehow returned to station only to see isaac torturing someone, wanted to join them, so i get to open the airlock, and then he caught me
honestly the only thing i expected was that he would taser and perma'd, instead he killed me, also he was in an hardsuit even if station air and pressure was completly fine

>>182486393
more evidence that trader harbors, encourages, and creates shitters.

>>182486565
>trader who got banned
the player I am referring to got banned for being shitsec but was regarded as a solid trader

>>182485640
>tfw no space trucker

>>182486393
Then think of reasonable ideas to improve trader. Cause as-is, they don't really have any reason to exist. Everything they do is too slow to matter or is entirely irrelevant

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>>182458713
>all these unironic staticfag replies
This is proof that we just need to ban anyone who's ever played on Bay or Polaris. Randomname random appearance forced to on all the time when.

>>182486136
>The enemies of Nanotrasen, commonly known as the Antagonists, currently include the Syndicate (who usually deploy undercover agents and nuclear operatives), The Wizard Federation and their apprentices, The Changeling Hivemind, the Cult of Nar'Sie, Revolutionary Cells and Vampires. You may execute people guilty of this on the field under extreme circumstances, as according to previous details on the legal use of lethal force.
>Situations in which the use of lethal force is permitted :

Dangerous Enemies of the Corporation : Wizards, Vampires and Changelings fall under this category. Even if unarmed they are always considered able and willing of using lethal force. It's more than justified to kill them on sight as attempting to subdue and arrest would pose a severe risk. Note that confirmation of their status is critical, killing someone over suspicion of them being a Changeling will get you in trouble quickly.

While murderbone is valid salid in the rules, in the actual space law it's not okay unless they're about to attack you/are a horrific beast/wizard

Public static name that many anons share when?

>>182458713
>small hydroponics farm back on earth.
>wants a family and a nice piece of land on the frontier of mars to maintain a simple life on a farm.
>She's looking for love among the stars and trying to earn the money to buy the property.

>>182486909
>Playing a consistent character is reprehensible

>>182487097
>love
Ban he.

>>182487258
SS13 was not and is not a roleplaying game. Get over it Baybie. All your bullshit does is get in the way of people actually trying to play the game.

Who else is glad that Dragonbro is logging on less and less?
I feel like I can finally start playing again

>>182486909
Shit image to couple with a shit opinion.

>>182487357
love!=ERP

>>182487367
t. Hippie fag

>>182458713
>Young, aspiring writer born on a small farming colony
>Wants to write a bestselling novel, have a quiet life with a small family and a nice garden
>Has to get the money to pay the bills, writing smut novels in heroff time doesn't make enough to pay off a house mortgage

>>182486857
Remove trader.

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>>182458713
>Nova Atlantis on Tiamat
>To help others, study artificial intelligence, save lives, and retire comfortably
>Got an internship with Nanotrasen during her college years, eventually got full-time employment with NT after graduation

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>>182487367
>SS13 was not and is not a roleplaying game
>Hundreds of items with no purpose at all except roleplay
>Many jobs with no purpose except roleplay
>Flavor text out the ass with not discernible effect on gameplay except within a roleplay context
>Literally creating a role to play at the beginning of rounds
>Not a roleplaying game

>>182486695
He's just a retard in his tryhard shitcurity phase. There's enough ways to get other traitor gear that sooner or later he's gonna get banned for being validhungry. Especially on Deff or with traders who actually trade

>>182486393
>>182486857
>tfw non-round start traders never ever
>tfw human traders never ever
>tfw you will never be a human mercenary smuggling in contraband to the crew

>>182487391
Kind of sad. I miss the bus. Too much bus is bad but we've been in a major drought during a lot of my playtimes. Too many admins are too chickenshit and there's too many autists who sperg out when something doesn't go exactly their way so we just get vanilla shit antags murderboning bombing and flooding over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over which is getting really fucking old.

>>182488275
Flavor text exists to know if someone is a changeling that transformed into your fuccboi

>>182488615
Well I mean, nothing's stopping you from diving into space and bringing back contraband. Hell, there's even a place you can mass manufacture guns and mechs completely out of sec's reach then use a liason or pda's to do goods drops to your customers

>>182488810
You obviously don't know understand how ss13 is meant to be played in the first place

>>182488810
>thinks flavor text only means character set flavor text, which we don't even have

Did anyone else survive that ling onslaught? Christ.


Youll never eat me now, your taunting was for naught!

> security
> shortly after the clown was arrested i took him to brig to throw him in a cell
> nobody cuffed him but he was tased and brought out to the hall for someone to take
> after the clown pushes me and buckles me to the cell the Warden comes and stops him
> I leave brig to go patrol
> I see an engineer trying to welderbomb the same area that got welderbombed 10 minutes ago
> he sees me and sprints down maint
> I try to taze him and obviously don't land a shot
> we make it into engineering where he runs into I believe the antimatter core room or some shit
> follow him but we're both taking cover by the core neither of us wanted to pop that corner
> call for backup again
> decide to leave the room to wait for backup since I know the guy
> call for backup again while in the main room
> two guys on my team spout "oh my god, a bomb!"
> the door gets closed and I can't enter
> tell everyone over sec comms that I found the bomber and he's in engineering
> tell the non-existent AI to open the door
> AI doesn't exist and none of Sec comes
> I decide to try and hack the doors with a multitool and screwdriver
> instead shock myself
> I believed I hit a wire and shocked myself
> try another wire and fall on the ground (effectively killing myself)
> Engineer (Horatio McChangeling) comes out and stunprods me
> I ask Sec one more time where the fuck they are
> Captain replies "where nigga"
> last words are Horatio
> Horatio later gets arrested
> walks free shortly after

later on it didnt matter though because the rest of sec got fucking robusted including the captain

anyway that's sec for you

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>horatio is a ling
>near shift start gets outed plainly
>is constantly out and about walking through the station
>people yell about it on comms
>no one comms
>horatio casually walks through medbay with a welder tank
>a couple people yell on comms he is there
>no one comes
>he casually stuns someone and drags them off to get succed

please for the love of fuck give me this crew and sec when Im an antag

>>182488942
It just doesn't feel the same if you're still an official NT employee though

>>182488275
>'muh roleplaying items'
>proceeds to point to shit that only existed after bay added it
The original SS13 was not a roleplaying game. SS13 is not meant to be played as a roleplaying game.

>>182489119
>Walk out of department
>Get beaten to death for being suspicious
Every fucking time

>>182489080
>walks free shortly after
Fuck you I death stung the captain and two sec officers and stunned two on my way out after a fellow ling disabled a borg for me

>>182489104
>dead antags: 0

But that's wrong

>>182458713
>A shitty farming colony from one of the gas giant moons
>Research state of the art power production methods to help humanity
>Never having enough money to go to a Uni, learned engineering by fixing up shitty cargo ships, then after 10 years he happens to work on the station for the good pay.

>>182458632
Jesus christ people, I say one positive thing about Frank White -I shit you not, I was the first anon who gave him actual praise- and when I get back after a week of inactivity you've made a meme out of saying positive things about him.

/ss13/ is fucking surreal.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13421012

>they say they come here to '''work'''
>but really they come here for free healthcare, free drinks from the bar, and to steal

>>182489460
Clowns can make or break the lulz of a round

>>182489346
None of the lings died, I think.

>>182489423
People memed him because hes fucking new in a sec head role and made a fool of himself in front of 10 ghosts.

>>182487463
Rule 0
Ban he.

>>182489080
>Investigating welder bomb
>Clown is in the upload
>Go to upload
>Captain pulls the clown out
>All is good
>Go back to my office
>Officer cries for help
>Almost all of security "where"
>...
>Warden tells him off for not labeling his SPS
>Later, Same officer cries out
>"Help"
>Soon after
>"SPS "sec13" has died somewhere in fucking space"
We didn't help you because we didn't like you

>>182489104
only redeemable name in that list is ailsa

>>182489664
Then why would you make a meme image if you don't know what happened?

Is anyone autistic enough to post every static they know?
do it

>>182489080
instead of saying HELP when you get in trouble, say 'LING (LOCATION)'

>>182489847
It's made by evangeline, a known long time VG shitter who will never ever admin no matter how many times they apply, and it's sad as fuck
Who gives a shit about their discord memes?

>assistant steals my gloves I bought
>detective shoots him for picking gloves up out of a machine (!) and steals the gloves
>10 minutes later get the gloves back
>said assistant steals stuff on the ground because haha tide and harasses me verbally all shift
Guess the server.

>>182489682
But I'm a good citizen! I do my job, hate the syndicate, and help my coworkers. I don't even have any non-meme notes.

>>182489664
Should've read the roundend report. There were 4 lings. 1 ling was dead.

>>182489998
/vg/station

>some anon still mad about lasering him because he emaged a door a long while ago

sorry anon, I barly remember the round, only the kill, that the station was in complete shit and I hunted some antag. It was just my shitcurtiy phase.

>>182490240
if things had gone to shit, then you did the right thing

>>182490065
No because on /vg/ my bwoinks might actually have done something beyond waste keystokes so I wouldn't rage here.

>all the shitmins log in for highlander round and adminbus
>no admins respond to my ahelps two rounds ago and there was one admin on for most of the round

hmmm.............

>>182489847
I didn't make the image.

>>182459908
>>182459747
Keep it closed source to style on those agpl nerds

>>182489797
t. ailsa

>>182490406
More like all the shitmins know it's gonna be highlander so they don't play
t. knew it was gonna be highlander so I didn't play

>>182489797
AILSA
IS
CUTE
I wonder what kind of waifu he's into...

>>182489080
>doesn't max sensors
>doesn't re-tag his sps
>Didn't get gloves or at least wirecheck and have his buddy ointment and dermalin in brig medbay before the engines are wired in
>Isn't using the buddy system
>Says help instead of anything fucking useful
>Only says horatio which doesn't give us anything we can use against him if he ahelps
Consider that you're the fucking problem faggot

>>182489797
>ailsa
>redeemable
>after trying to get Dragonbro banned and deadmined for no reason

nah fuck him

>>182490868
horatio was outed from the beginning of the round jesus christ, he dragged off a nurse and killed her, she screamed over comms for like 3 minutes how in gods name did you guys miss that?

>>182491298
>he dragged off a nurse and killed her
>she screamed over comms for like 3 minutes
Hot.

>>182491298
>warden gets killed by other ling who saved horatio
>ling take form of the warden and pretends to be him
>succs two officers and the captain in the brig

>>182490240
I doubt you are indeed marko, but if you are i'm not mad, i was just explaining, i actually got a laught at how isaac tried to help me

>>182491298
They were busy jerking each other off in sawbones' meta discord

>>182490868 (faggot)
>>182489750
nobody knew we had lings at that time, this was start of the round, i said engineering and said horatio several times he literally released himself too

>>182488275
do not respond to shitposters

>Horatio gets outed early as the welderbomber
>Is openly antag over comms
>Security arrests him and doesnt instantly borg/behead him and he gets free
B r a v o sec b r a v o

>>182491728
If you can't recognize your bad behavior and act like this when called out on it, just quit now and do us all a favor. You're only good for arming the people that meme you

>>182491789
The warden got death stung by him while there were alone

>>182489998
git gud

What's the appeal of VGstation? 4chan status?

>>182491728
Yes, Tell me more about how the ling unlabeled your SPS and shocked you on an airlock twice.

>>182492185
creamy fps

>>182492185
People don't get all pissy if you say nigger

>>182492185

>VGstation

you have to go back to where you came from, anon

>>182492185
A: You can say nigger and not get bannu'd.
B: Better features.
C: Silky fucking smooth gameplay.
D: Better admins than 99% of all other SS13 servers. That doesn't say much though.
E: Better community than most other servers.
F: More free choice in roleplaying a character, more roleplay opportunities in a round.

>>182491997
>>182492226
I don't understand what you're saying. I told you guys to go to Engineering said Horatio. It's a bit hard to fill out a police report while you're getting spaced. Do I admit I made a mistake not setting my SPS as my name? Sure. I'm not sure what my bad behavior is here other than I forgot to fill out my SPS and I tried to unlock the airlock because Security didn't come to engineering and we didn't have an AI. Literally tell me what your plan was instead. Because Horatio was trying to welderbomb shit and he was fucking around in engineering.

Not sure if either of you were on Sec but if the blame is anywhere it's all on Sec including me for telling Sec the guys name and where he was.

>>182491298
>she

Good medbay
>Riccardo
>Hachi
>Ginger
Bad medbay
>Reica
>Yahir
>Marko
>Antonio
Add more

>>182491728
>Take out screwdriver
>Shove it into the apc
>Take out multitool and S-S-S-SHORT dat mf APC until it Ahegao's
>Take that you bitch, a broken slut APC like you should know its place
>Crowbar the now powerless door
>Repeat for the aux eng hallway airlock
>Repeat in engineering if they left the PAC blast shutters open otherwise deconstruct an SMES, smash through the glass, smash again, short the foyer apc and you're in the wind
???

>>182492523
MAX YOUR SENSORS AND RE-TAG YOUR GPS YOU DUMBASS. WE DON'T KNOW WHO AND WHERE WHICH IS WHY IT FUCKING EXISTS YOU UNDERAGED TRASH HOLY FUCK KILL YOURSELF
WORK WITH A PARTNER EVEN IF IT'S SOME VALIDNIGGER ASSISTANT, CLOWN, OR MIME YOU DUMBASS
BUY GLOVES OR TEST -PROPERLY- WHILE THE ENGINE ISN'T UP YOU DUMBASS
DON'T SAY HELP. HELP IS USELESS. WE NEED LOCATION, NAME -AND- CRIME OR WE CAN'T DO FUCKING ANYTHING SIGNIFICANT AFTER YOU'RE LONG GONE IF HE AHELPS TO CHALLENGE A SENTENCE. "HE MAY HAVE KILLED X B-B-BUT WE HAVE NOTHING CONCRETE" MEANS HE'S GETTING OUT AND ANYONE WITH NOTES IS GETTING A SECBAN FOR IT.

>>182493027
avada goes under bad

>>182493178
Avada doesn't play medbay though
And thank god for that

>>182492021
Horatio literally stung the captain in frontof the warden, gave a bullshit comment, and stung the warden after he got his chems back up

>>182493027
>Yahir
>Bad
He's a cunt but he's not bad at medbay. I'd rather have him than Meme-vox.

>>182493715
did he death stung the captain?

>>182493027
Annie goes under bad.

Abe under good.