/utg/ - Undertale General

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>>182364509
First for /k/ humor

>>182364896
Because of the fact that the text box covers her legs, it looks like the robe is just pulled up over her hips like a leotard.

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>>182365091
sounds hot

Whats that trick to get a higher quality image from tumblr? Trying to save an image.

>>182365792
http://68.media.tumblr.com/2afce54cb08cc14c67b7255e83d3e2ed/tumblr_orrhtauI671s819p8o1_1280.png becomes
http://media.tumblr.com/2afce54cb08cc14c67b7255e83d3e2ed/tumblr_orrhtauI671s819p8o1_raw.png or
http://data.tumblr.com/2afce54cb08cc14c67b7255e83d3e2ed/tumblr_orrhtauI671s819p8o1_raw.png

Would you still love your fave if they were 8 and you saw them get hugs and kisses from their mommy and daddy and not you

>>182366052
ew no

>>182365469
s-s-sauce?

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>>182366312
wish I knew

>>182366050
Thank you so much.

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For those of you that have already contacted me for the /utg/ group buy, we are entering the final stretch before the event! Also, this is hopefully the last time I will spam these threads about this.

Current spreadsheet:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1a09p1dprd8szLqmtbLtond0uHJ7_KSp6buZjf0ff_34/edit?usp=sharing

Feel free to continue making modifications or adding requests, but try to get as much done as possible by the end of today. I would like to be able to send invoices to all participants soon.

For those that have not yet contacted me, or for more information on how to participate, please read the following pastebin:
https://pastebin.com/8gvLiM9J

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13400480/
Important Frisky poll

>>182367998
Had to postpone picking out stuff and almost forgot, thank you for reminding me!

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>>182368873
>A blank to be used as a cipher for the player

>>182370764
sitting in a tree

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Are there any pictures of asriel and toriel bathing together? Please?

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>>182370905

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The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

>>182370764
Adorable cuties!

>>182371523
But can the spider rework the SVG spec and convince all major browser vendors to fully implement it?!

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>>182370905
I only have Asriel and Asgore taking a bath

>>182371523
No!

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churro booby

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>>182371523
But does she know her way around six strings?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnLAC5AJPuM

Would you still love your favorite if they were 8 years old and kept trying to munchkin their way through a DnD campaign and argue with you about rules and their loose interpretations?

>>182372047
Do you have Asgore and Undyne taking a bath

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>>182373540
I would, but they'd be permanently banned from playing CN characters.

>>182373564
I have a fic of that http://pastebin.com/VKBVDVLf

It's cute and comfy though

>>182371651
Certainly! Everything can be improved with more cuteness! SVG would be so cute that there is no possible way any major browser vendor wouldn't implement it!
>>182372317
You and I both know that you actually love the spider but you won't admit it! There's no point in trying to deny it anymore!
>>182373492
Totally! Thanks to her cuteness, the spider is the best guitar player there is! She could even play 3 guitars at once if she wanted to!

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>>182371523

>>182374474
>you actually love the spider but you won't admit it!
Do you have any evidence to support that claim?
It wouldn't be the first thing you've posted that was completely false!

>>182373540
I don't know what that means.

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spider is... not CUTE ! ! !

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>>182371523

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>>182371523
I have a mighty need for Muffet.

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Man the muffetfags really run this place now. Us Charafags need to rise up and demonstrait that we can champion a character who's only real trait is cuteness too!

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>>182371523

>>182376785
Shoo shoo Chara dindu

>>182376875
It's a beautiful unopened can of worms. Let's not ruin it.

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>>182371523

Muffet as an Amygdala when

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>>182375986
But look at how RAD the spider is!

>>182374970
>>182376029
>>182377252
>>182376821
Hugging that spider!
>>182375217
I do have evidence! It is a scientific fact that everyone loves the spider, therefore you must love the spider too!
>>182375986
You are mistaken. Perhaps you misspelled "muscles"?
>>182376501
Look around! There's spiders everywhere!

alphys how

>>182377792
Through blood, sweat and tears.

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Voting ends in 4 days vote while you can
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdTL_QcO0beP3Zu5e26Ze2TwIkW_6J_lA_PSFnZFOrZWwqtBg/viewform

>>182377452
Muffet as Padme Amidala when

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>>182377252
>>182376821
>>182376501
>>182376029
>>182374970
>>182377634
Post more spider

>>182378269
Cute!

>>182378101
How do you view results if you've already voted?

>>182377634
>It is a scientific fact that everyone loves the spider
How was this proven exactly?
That "fact" could use a bit more research because I have living proof that it's false!

>>182378489
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdTL_QcO0beP3Zu5e26Ze2TwIkW_6J_lA_PSFnZFOrZWwqtBg/viewanalytics

>>182371523
>>182377634
But can the Spider explain the importance of flossing!? I'm a bit late today.

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>>182378367
I wish I knew the source. Pinterest is a pain.

>>182378609
Thanks!

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>>182371523
This thread has been very confusing.

>>182379342
Cloudy with a Chance of Spiders

>>182378609
I literally cannot believe we're surrounded by Muffetfags, Fishfags, and the occasional Dadfag.

>>182378251
I think they have already posted enough. Most hearts cannot withstand this much!
>>182378558
It was proven rigorously by the International Cuteness Committee through undisclosed methods. Don't worry, they know what they were doing! There is most likely an error in your proof!
>>182378656
Of course! A PSA for this exact purpose is currently in the works! If there's someone the public will listen to when told to floss, it's the spider!
>>182379342
How so? There were so many spiders, I was sure you would have got it by now!

>>182380049
t.asrielfag

>>182380049
tfw the only person who wants to lewd thundersnail

>>182380123
>>182380123
>It was proven rigorously by the International Cuteness Committee through undisclosed methods.
>undisclosed methods
That's not science! Doesn't the spider support open access scientific reporting?!

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>>182377634
>There's spiders everywhere!

Good.

>>182378609
>There are people who voted any other character over Jerry or So Sorry for shittiest character

You people're thinking of the people posting those characters instead of the character itself. Even So Sorry isn't so bad as a character when you forget Samael but honestly there's no reason to choose any of the main cast.

>>182378251

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>>182378609
At least I know all 4 of the Mettatonfags still exist.

>>182378609
Not bad, /utg/.

>>182378609
Also anyone who chose anything else than Frisk in teh strongest character section is delusional. Frisk literally beats everyone else in the game no matter how powerful they are.

>>182380851
not napstablook

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>>182378609
>worried that spider wouldn't be in the top 3 this year
>still a major player in the important ones
feels good

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Ready for your appointment, anon?

>>182380851
>They have both the power of friendship and time travel.
>Two top tier hax.

But I still think Asriel beats everyone in terms of raw power, if he didn't care for Frisk I don't think Frisk would have stood a chance.
Best case scenario it's a stalemate.

>>182381110
I want my nurse to be a qualified adult please and thanks

>>182378609
Hello lurkers.

>>182381390
again, napstablook

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>>182378251

>>182380851
Frisk is a self insert not a real character

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The ghost host with the most!

>>182381895
I kind of agree but he's right there on the list so blame the list maker instead of the voter. If he's included then he should be the strongest.

>>182382881
>a mass murdering psychopath omnisexual shapeshifting demon
>on anyone's side but his own

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>>182378251

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>>182380049
>Occasional dadfag
Yo
>>182380851
I voted Undyne

>>182383327
Asriel literally killed no one

>>182383674
Asriel is Flowey

>>182383674
what do you call ripping the souls from every monster's body

>>182383812
Flowey only kills a single murderer. If anything he's a hero

>>182383674
Asriel kills himself

>>182381110
Please tell me that's a full fledged doujin? If so, source please?

>>182384207
Pedophile please leave unless you like a goat

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Horrortale is stupidly edgy
but at the same time, I enjoyed the demo and liked the art style
does anyone know if the game will be worked on anymore?

>>182384207
Yes. It's Frans though.

>>182384364
That picture answers your question

>>182384443
What the fuck is with Frans all of a sudden? It's like it's become an "acceptable" substitute for fontcest or something

>>182384364
Are you just talking about the game, or about the comic too? I haven't played any game, but the comic is well done.

>>182384364
I also enjoyed the demo.

>>182384594
Not really a new thing, nips have loved it for a long time.

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>>182378251
One more spider before bed. Good night.

>>182384443
Well... are there any more solo Frisk pages? I'd still like a sauce.

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flowey date when

>>182384870
goodnight spider

>>182384594
>all of a sudden

>>182384594
Frans has been incredibly popular for a very long time.

>>182383674
>>182383907
>>182384070
The dindu is real.

>>182384652
The game, I haven't read the comic yet

>>182384870
Good night. Sleep well.

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>>182384870
Goodnight anon! have another.

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>>182385110
when alphys

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horror!Sans can regain his sanity, but only through lewd

>>182385445
Name one person Flowey kills on-screen besides Asgore that isn't Frisk who comes back in under 2 seconds.
Now explain how that is a morally bad thing when even Toriel who is the most moral character is cool with him doing it in the netural endings.

I'm waiting

>>182385836
Report for what? I'm not saying I hate Asgore but him being killed isn't morally bad

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Post lewds please

>>182385792
He literally said he did everything, except kill Sans and retrieve the souls, ergo, on screen, he said he killed everyone. written proof. You don't see everything in the endings, just a vague phonecall. You are grasping at straws to support your "Asriel is a cinnamon bun that wouldn't kill everything" crap. No matter what you try to come up to explain your AU headcanon, the truth will always hang over your head like the axe of an executioner waiting to bring an end to it.

>>182385749
I can't believe Horrortale sans finally revealed that OC as a crossdresser and wants to give them the bone-in ribeye

>>182386114
damn, you roasted his ass.

>>182386086
>implying 4chan ever had actual discussion

>>182385792
>kid goes insane due to lack of love and empathy, and a power that makes him immune to consequences of his actions
>goes through an entire journey and admits he did wrong and sacrifices his only chance at happiness, to atone
>anon tells him it's all fine, because they came back anyway, so there's no consequence

It's like you want Flowey to start murdering again.

>my favorite artists all have the worst fetishes

AAAAAAAAA

>>182386114
>going this balls deep into a shitter

Why?

>>182386409
>my favorite artists don't even show their porn publicly

AAAAAAAAA

>>182385792
>who is the most moral character
what
>is cool with him doing it in the netural endings
what

Asriel/Flowey is an interesting character. If he was perfectly innocent, he would be. His moral issues is what makes him interesting.

Interesting is better than cute.

>>182386583
Go easy on him, he hasn't played the game.

>>182386086
4chan is woman? Cool.

>>182386671
I think even Flowey's cute, but its the moral conundrum that makes him so interesting to begin with.

>>182386782
No, she's a girl (male)

>>182386782
I wish

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>>182386086
K
>>182386291
You gotta hang out on better boards / generals

>>182384207
https://twitter.com/sh_jhn/status/884003622530367488

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>>182386998
I'm not a dadfag.

>>182386583
Toriel is presented as the moral authority during TP.
She doesn't care that Asgore is dead and takes over in the netural endings.

>>182386575
no one draws my fetishes

AAAAAAAAA

>>182386114
Not him.
Flowey dindu debates boil down to whether or not someone should be held accountable for actions done in a timeline that is reset.
Flowey could kill Tsunderplane but if a reset occurs technically Flowey never killed Tsunderplane.
The dindu side of things relies heavily on discarding everything he did before Frisk comes into the picture because he didn't do any of that in the current timeline.
I don't share that opinion I just find the moral question interesting.

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>>182386086

>>182380309
Of course she does! The scientific community as well as the spider and I know what those methods were. They are just undisclosed to people who are suspected to use that information for evil or anti-cute, such as you!

I fucking hate Chara

>>182387468
I am part of the scientific community. Were the methods published into a scientific journal?

People who actively hate characters from this game freak me out a bit.

>>182388224
Define actively.

>>182388224
I more hate fandoms / trends in that characters fandom that bleeds into the actual character because I never liked her in the front place

>>182388483
Editing them out of images, constantly talking about how much they dislike them, etc

>>182388726
I fucking hate talking about characters I fucking hate to talk about.

>>182388726
I just come here to vent and bump the thread, mate.

>>182388726
I don't see anything wrong with editing pictures unless you share them.

>>182387468
I've got you right where I want you!
>They are just undisclosed to people who are suspected to use that information for evil or anti-cute, such as you!
Take a look at this and notice what is missing from the last post.
http://i.imgur.com/gPKehU4.png
I was not >>182380309 !
Previously you stated it was impossible to not love the spider, so why would a "normal" spider-loving anon such as >>182380309 be excluded from the data!
There is no data! It just another lie that you and that detestable spider are spreading to hide the truth!

>>182388956
>Editing pictures for personal purposes
Still fucking weird, mate. But I guess it's better than sharing as the artist is less likely to see their work defiled.

>>182366312
The artist's name is Unp or Unpun

People who are actively obsessed with certain characters freak me out a bit desu

>>182389939
Define actively.

>>182389939
>he doesn't want to make a tulpa of his fave and eventually allow it to control his body like a meat puppet

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>>182389939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exGdTMbyMpI

>>182388151
Yes it was. If you believe you were mistakenly added to the blacklist from being able to read the paper, please contact the International Cuteness Committee.
>>182389041
It is indeed impossible to not love the spider! Loving the spider and seeking to cause harm are two completely unrelated things! The data is there, I assure you. I have seen it.

>>182388224
I only dislike some people who like some characters, never the characters themselves.

>>182388956
There's literally nothing wrong with editing an image for purely comedic purposes

>>182382881
don worri guise it was gonna leak at some point!!!1!!

>>182391935
Really makes you thick.

>>182392245
Can it make me thicc?

I'm underweight as shit.

>>182391935
>getting mad at some silly picture about Asriel fighting Nazis
why?

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>>182392685
Yes.

You cannot beat me, because you are the one who forced me into being.

>>182392960
But can I beat my meat?

>>182393081
Yes.

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>>182392317
>I'm underweight
lucky

>>182394047
I have to use a pillow when I sit down though

Screenshot of how much of the comic is done:
http://imgur.com/a/CS17S

I finished 10 panels, and so far it's going to be 17 panels long.
What song about rainbows should Frisk sing when they get back to the Undertales?
(You can make up a song if you want).

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>>182394420
just sit on me, I'll be your beanbag chair

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>>182394047
why is frisk so booby

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>>182394883

>>182394883
>>182395451
This is all wrong
Flowey is gay

>>182395645
>Flowey "Asriel the Crybaby Wienie hut junior" Dreemurr
>gay
Nah, He's an omnisexual.

>>182394883
>me in the middle

>>182395451
>still me

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>>182395973

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>>182396370

>>182395451
Anyone knows what the runes are saying?

>>182395751
Asriel takes after his dad which means that hes completely straight and devoted to only one person that he loves above all others at one time.

Just look at how long it took him to get over Chara

>>182396983
so all the Dreemurr men are clingy?

>>182395451
>>182396825
FISH WOMAN Return of Jafar was the best Aladdin movie in the entire multiverse, don't you agree?
Rumpy pumpy noises
ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE YOU LITTLE SHIT?! RETURN OF JAFAR WAS THE SHITTIEST ONE...HEY WHY ARE YOU GRABING MY CAVIAR?!

>>182397070
Yes
rather or not thats a good thing depends on how you want your husbando

>>182397129
c'mon man, for real

>>182397149
Seems legit to me.

>>182396532
>tfw vine/tentacles arent real

>>182397256
100% real translations done by /utg/ Anons.
>>182397351
>>182397149
>>182397256
>>182397129
Is everything here legit? Maybe.
>>182397403
Wah

>>182395451
>Fishslut gets the bad time vine! Oh by the way I murdered Alphys
>oh flowey-sama please thrust your giant vine cock into my fishy folds!

>>182397480
>>182397129
Combine these, and add some talk about bacon and eggs and you have the real translation.

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>>182397149
I'd love a clingy husbando, but Sans really doesn't seem like the clingy type

>>182397956
Sans is too lazy for sexual.

>>182397956
Sans seems like the kind of guy who would just casually cheat on you and wouldn't give a fuck about you cheating on him

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>>182398014
True, although I read a study somewhere that people who indulge in food also indulge in sexual gratification

>>182398048
there are people like that?

>>182396825
Have some extremely rough Google translations:

IDIOT. Did you think that you really could be my best friend?

I can not understand the meaning at all?! (or I don't understand?!)
What is the purpose...
NGAAH?!

>>182398379
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swinging_(sexual_practice)

>>182398014
He'd be too lazy to lead out at least, but I don;t think he'd mind being on the receiving end.

>>182398472
That isn't really cheating if both parties have an agreement to it though

>>182398220
In the game, the only consumption Sans performs at all is drinking a bottle of ketchup, and only under certain conditions. Transfer that to sexual indulgence and you get jerking off in the shower twice per month.

>>182398014
Sans is too depressed for sexual.

>>182398629
He'd just fuck some whore he met a party without telling you and if you did the same and he found out he wouldn't care

>>182398646
When he walks into Grillby's, he eats a lot according to the other patrons.

>>182398646
Sans doesn't shower that often.

>>182399293
Tumorous growths

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>>182395451
>>182397129
>>182397480
>>182397707
Did I do a good?

Rate the male Undertales from best husbando to worst husbando.

Then rate the female Undertales from best waifu to worst.

Bonus points if you list some reasons why

>>182399503
All male Undertales are worst because husbandos are not for heterosexual men.
All female waifu's top tier because they are excellent.
I listed the reason why

>>182399503
my favorite > everyone else
because they're my favorite

>>182399486
Yes my lad. Sexcellent. We now have the true translation.

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>>182399623

>>182398419
Nice! Do you think you could try the other pages? >>>/aco/1545271

>>182399981
Yeah, I actually am straight. Big shock, ain't it? Seeing how most of you guys are bi/gay fags.

>>182399293
frick

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>>182400048
Good for you, anon.

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>>182400181

>>182399503
I don't like men, so I'm going to ignore that part.
I say that Undyne is the best waifu, then probably Toriel, then Muffet, then the bunny ladies, then Alphys, then Tsunderplane, then Temmie at the bottom due to her probably not understanding things like that+the fact it's a straight up catdog. Temmie is for cute, not waifu.

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>>182400340
>not complimenting your fellow straight men

baka

>>182400340
>>182399623
>You have to be attracted to someone to think if someone would be a good partner or not
Lazy
Not to mention it was who would be the best overall partner for someone to have not who you personally like

>>182400646
I don't see any redeeming qualities in men, so I really can't judge men accurately.

>>182400720
Eh. Whatever. I can live with laziness.
>>182400784
True. The most I could say about a man is "At least you're not horribly disfigured"

>>182400784
>>182401083
i wish i was this insecure about my sexuality that im literally afraid to say nice things about other people with penises

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>>182400784
Fair enough.

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Is Asgore bi-curious?

Could I show him the gay side of the force?

>>182401219
Oh, I'm actually quite comfortable with my sexuality, I just have an expansive cognitive awareness of what I like and don't like. I know I like women, and I know that I don't like anything male. It's just how I am, and I'm not going to force myself to try to compliment something I have no interest in. That's just idiotic. Surely you can understand something as simple as that.

>>182401524
you sound like a republican senator that just caught soliciting someone in a bathroom lmao

>>182401510
It's canon that all monsters are bisexual and even beyond that that him and Gerson use to date before he met Toriel and that sometimes the three of them would have threesomes

Dreemurr was a goat... I mean... He was a flower goat... Or... Maybe he was just a flower... Um... But he was still DREEMURRRRRRRRRRRR

>>182401659
I chortled

>>182401659
You sound like an underage who projects his fantasies on other Anons, but that's okay. I'll accept you for who you are.

>>182401724
This activates a tone of morbid song in my head

>>182402010
yeah i bet you wish i was an underage boy huh anon

>>182401659
>>182401219
Next you're gonna shit on Dadfags. Or rape your cat again.
>>182402010
Don't respond to the underage cat diddling fag/Soriel.

>>182401659
He really does

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>>182402168
>someone joked that im insecure about my sexuality so im going to start screaming that they're a boogyman

>>182402148
>Projecting this hard
Laughable. Perhaps you should go to /b/ if you want to do that to a child, I would hope that you don't actually want to do anything like that.

>>182402168
Follow your own advice, you downey.

>>182402350
FRICK!

lewds when

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>>182402382

>>182402350
>>182402318
>>182402148
>>182401767
>>182401659
>>182400720
>>182402365
Always baiting poor anons. I wonder if they actually have a life beyond kid diddling/cat diddling.

>>182402442
femgotefrick lewds when

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Anything new come up in the game after the gaster stuff? Just wondering.

>>182402593
PSVita/PS4 release coming up with changed Tutorial Frog dialogue.

>>182402593
doujins

>>182402658
that's it? It's been a long ass time by now hasn't it?

>>182402683
FUAAAAARK BROO

>>182402825
Along with an artbook a while back, and a fake q/a.

>>182402965
q/a was canon

>>182402545
soon hopefully

>>182402965
>>182403007
Link?

>>182403007
If that tumblr is canon then Chara is your grandfather

>>182403110
Artbook is in the OP http://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk
The "Official" tumblr has the q/a. Just to warn you nothing of value was answered.

>comic where Sans kisses Frisk while she sleeps and jerks off until he cums on her face
>Frisk then wakes up and flicks the bean after
This shouldn't turn me on.

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UTG discord when?

>>182404254
It's a private clubhouse where people make derogatory posts about /utg/ and they post about dildo training in the second one.

>>182404254
Don't ask for it, it's a dead place where people hide in it so they don't get offended by something they could filter.

>>182404254
Sav? Is that a tag from a different general?

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>>182404883
Yeah, whoops. Sorry.

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>>182404254
https://discord.gg/2wHnzR
>>182404539
>>182404753
pic related

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>>182403293
>implying that finding out Asgore loved shitty internet memes and still hung out with Undyne and Alphys on the surface wasn't worth it

>>182405024
I'm 100% correct on this matter or my name is Borris.

>>182404753
but I post in both

>>182403589
how dare you turn me on like this

>>182405275
Then you're posting in a discord with Underage kids where Mspg taught them how to use a dildo. That's evil.

>>182403589
link?

>>182405504
Wrong discord.
That's the Asriel one, this one is for every character

>>182405504
sorry, but what does Mspg mean?

>>182397471
i mean like
lewd vines/tentacles arent real

>>182405579
Still, the boot fits.
>>182405643
Microsoft paint guy. A contentfag who doesn't even post content anymore who drew shitpost art and occasional hypergay fics. He taught a 15 year old how to use a dildo.

>>182405737
>Still, the boot fits.
not really

>>182405774
Yeah really.

>>182405737
well that's disgusting

>>182405947
Yeah he just shitposts and rarely posts his mediocre fics these days. He'll generally come off as an ass and be a condescending poster who Asrielspams with pics using rap lyrics as the image names.

>>182405947
Dudes is lying btw. That did happen in a dfferent discord but it wasn't MSPG that did it

>>182405947
It was MSPG, can confirm. He was called Maybe Sexual Predator Guy. The thread ran him through the ringer for a while.

>>182405392
sorry
>>182405512
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?illust_id=63751368&mode=medium

DED

>>182407076
It's probably because everyone got scared away. It happens.

>>182407260
>>182407076
i blame the gays and kid diddlers.

>>182407260
Or perhaps people have lives that don't revolve around posting about Undertale on 4chan.

>>182407838
what the fuck are you talking about
if this thread dies so will I

>>182407838
>People having lives
>4chan
Where do you think you are? This isn't your mother's reddit.

>>182406449
I appreciate you

Rainbows make me cry ;_;

>>182407838
or perhaps people wouldn'tstop projecting their fetish

>>182408303
May I borrow your earpiece?

>>182408819
>>182408303
This is scout!

>>182408874
At least tf2 is ded like undertale

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don't worry im still here

>>182404753
BabyRage

>>182409724
Sums up Discordfags to a tee.

I can't believe I'm the only straight Anon left.

I can't believe I taught a fifteen year old how to diddle himself with a didlo

>>182410227
im here kinda

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I wish I had someone to cuddle

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I want to hug a skeleton

WANNA HUG AN ANON
GONNA HUG AN ANON

>>182412043
please hug me I am so alone

>>182412043
WANNA FUG AN ANON

>>182412043
r i b s

Napstablook? More like CRAPstablook amirite

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This picture right here? It's pretty much responsible for getting me into writing. After seeing this picture, I wrote "Chara is a Kinky Bitch". Honestly, it started out as a sort of hate fuck fantasy. Yes, I used to hate Chara. I blamed them for everything. They were the only character I was comfortable with lewding, because they were evil, and fuck them, right? Literally.

But then, when writing CiaKB, writing for Frisk, putting myself in their shoes, trying to see the world from their point of view... I realized that Frisk would forgive Chara. Because, even if Chara was "evil", by all definitions of the word, it's not like they had a choice in the matter.

Frisk is sort of a Jesus analog. Instead of "an eye for an eye", Frisk believes in "turn the other cheek".

They are an inspiration to all of us. Undertale has made me a better person. WWFD?

>>182412926
that's a hot chara

>>182412926
>WWFD
?

>>182413247
World Wrestling FeDeration

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>>182413132

Oui.

>>182413247

"What Would Frisk Do?"

Chara's dripping uncircumsized bitch clitty!

>>182412926
You need to look up what 'turn the other cheek' actually means.

>>182412926
I can't relate to the rest of the stuff, but I believe Undertale has made me a better person as well

Chara's twitching well-lubricated heiney hole!

>>182413662
yes good

>>182413462
what the fuck i would hope her clit was uncircumcised

Chara's sensitive puffy nipples!

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Frisk uses hot dog water as perfume to seduce sans

>>182413862
tfw no sensitive nipples

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Cyкa блять!

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Could someone get this, please?
https://twitter.com/sdmhnn/status/766305933697835011

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>you feel your sans crawling on your back

Is there an anon willing to draw crack ships from UT?

>>182415558
all our artists are dead

>>182415558
>>182415607
Not true, they aren't dead, it's just that they are not as active.

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>>182415558
Not now, at least.
It's late and the thread has gotten slow and dumb

>>182415558
what is your crack ship first off

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I am an artist now.

>>182416175
wide

confession time
i know its really autistic
but i ship myself with a character in undertale

i know how to lucid dream and have gone on dates with him

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>>182416280

>>182416476
Chara bought Mettaton's kit to make yourself more rectangular

>>182416419
That's pretty cool, I wish I could lucid dream
Who's the character?

>>182416671
So Sorry

>>182416745
samael pls go

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>>182416582

>>182417050
fucking masterpiece

>>182416671
flowey
its not too difficult to learn
there are plenty of guides online i recommend keeping a dream journal too

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>>182414608
gotcha bud

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SINCE WHEN WERE YOU THE ONE IN CONTROL?

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>>182417378
I, too, want to feel his slimy viney embrace.

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>>182418207
Great, thank you so much!
If it's not too much trouble, could I have the image url? I just want to check if it's the full size.