/elyg/ - Elysium General

first for end times

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last thread deleted....
gummy thread also deleted...
is blizzard coming for us?

>>182279898
We're watching a movie, can't shitpost now, sorry.

>>182280217
all /vg/ threads got archived

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Now that wasn't very nice.

Why was the last one archived?

>>182280341
Dont fucking (you) me ever again

>>182280476
an autist posted like 100 new threads of pokemon images which archived all the other threads

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Haven't played since januari, are the servers still unstable and the randomly generated bans gone yet?

So the story this time? I look away for literally ten minutes and ALL of /vg/ is spammed off the board with pokemon porn. So it's not us being slow or someone targeting us, it's someone attacking the entire board in general because the entire catalog was nothing but various pokemon porn generals.

If you guys wanna be REALLY afraid take a look at any recently archived guild wars 2 general. There's a spambot posting random 4chan posts in the thread 24/7, that could happen to us too.

>>182281463
That would be pretty good desu.

>>182281463
holy shit its true
>>182253758

I'm scared

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<Dindus of Nuffin>

Daily reminder, to roll on new Horde guild for a fresh leveling and future raiding experience.
With D.O.N the hype never ends we all are going through the same shit as you and will feel extremely happy for anybody that joins us cause we need you, we need everybody, we want to raid. What we don't want is for this guild to fail, so help us out, check us out, just joining us you will be part of this guild's foundation, the core, the pillar that will make this guild a stable and comfy home.

>>182282876
Who do I whisper for an invite?

>>182282876
What game is that in the screenshot?

>>182284000
You can whisper "handro"
Im online right now

threadly reminder to kick these people to improve MoH:

>Dads
loud and obnoxious spammer
>Madtii
trouble magnet
>Artie
comes to raids as MS while being class leader
>Babymetal

>melori humiliated the warriors and their classlead

I wouldnt log in for 2 weeks if I was a warrior in mandate.

>>182286615
Warriors as the thinking man's class also have the thinking man's fetish. They're enjoying it.

>>182286825
They aren't the only one. I had such a boner the entire raid. I might slack on DPS a bit next time so Melori beats me next time.

>>182287278
are you going to pull giants again

>>182286024
you forgot femdead

that meanie bully

>>182281984
the mods are powerless to stop it.

>>182287530
Hmm...if I join MoH will someone bully me? I'd like that. I want everyone to treat me like dirt while bossing me around.

>>182287748
Yes, don't use a mic (unless you have a Pseudohealer tier voice) and flirt with boys, sprinkle in a sperg and you're golden.

>>182287748
depends on your class

>>182287748
I'd boss you around my dick

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>>182288053
I sound feminine but I'm too shy
>>182288057
I have all alliance healers and a warlock. I heard you guys have too many healers though.
>>182288163
:3

>>182288310
join up, I'd take you to dungeons and make you my toy

>>182288310
>healer
>lock

your type doesn't survive long as healer in this guild, you'd be out of the guild after 1 week
you need to go lock because the caster cl Manlett doesn't have a spine and tolerates degenerates like Hopestar

Who is the least controversial MoH member?

>>182288793
what a boring shitpost man
here's something better
who are your most hated people in this guild and why?


for me it's the entire class of paladins because they're all degenerates and attentionwhores

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lost all interest in the game pretty much
have a 53 warrior and 40something druid in elysium
is there any way I can realistically trade these accounts in a way it's worth the hassle to do so?

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>>182288937
...I just wanted someone to name drop me

>>182288712
Lock isn't too bad I guess, just sorta sucks playing alliance warlock, gets cucked hard by undeads.

>>182289080
it's too late. if you wanted to sell your character you should have done it before gummy announced a release date. Elysium characters are worthless.

>>182289259
w/e really, this game is a blight that eats up your free time, i wouldn't wish to perpetuate the time wasted on my account on anyone else

>>182289120
Why the fuck would you want that? Honest question. I'd never fucking want that, imagine people falseflagging and shit by spamming your name etc.. it would just make people dislike you.

>>182289415
sour grapes

>>182288937
in no particular order

Femdead
Manlett
Lumikaru
Havetts
Tisme

>>182289509
watch how sour I am for missing out on 5$ by selling a virtual character on an ancient shit game
truly I am frothing at the mouth

>>182289448
Being a nobody is boring.

>>182289448
what are you some kind of normie. who doesn't want to be famous for being a piece of shit spammer on 4chan?

I miss Sylaria...

>>182289627
samefagging your online handle on a thread for a dead chinese server hardly counts as being somebody

>>182289627
>>182289726
I think once you get namedropped a few times here you'll change your mind about that pretty quick. I want to be a nobody.
>>182289745
This is the kind of shit I don't want.

>>182289865
If I wanted to samefag I would have by now.

>>182289605
>missing out on 5$

more like 300$, you could buy a retail or warmane sub with that money

>>182289448
there are people who don't give a shit if they're hated as long as they get attention
and then you also have people who take it way too seriously and get really bothered by it because they don't know how to handle it

when I get namedropped I'm just like shit nigga who cares this is an anonymous imageboard

>>182290656
>when I get namedropped

fuck off tranny

>>182286024
>trouble magnet
how, she manages the priests with an iron first, no bullshit allowed
>Babymetal
raid logger that is just a cancer on discord

Top 5 Most Skilled Mandate Raiders

1. Mava
2. Andelia
3. Bart
4. Artie
5. Yattz

>>182288937
DEFINITELY madti

like seriously FUCK madti

I hope she fucking offs herself soon

>>182289448
there are people in the guild that I hate just because they get namedropped a lot

>>182290838
madti please sit on my face!

>>182290656
Hmm...good point. I guess it just bothers me when people do it. I should stop giving a fuck.
>>182290931
This is what I'm afraid of ;_;

>>182290838
madtii...

if you're forced to play in a 4chan guild because of your lack of social skills, chances are everyone already hates you. even your parents wish they had used protection when they conceived you.

>>182291095
>>182290924
You haven't given any elaborate explanation for your sentiments cause you got no arguments against her, I am right, she did nothing wrong.

>thread dead for hours
>suddenly shitposting by 2 or 3 people at the same time

this has to be coordinated somewhere

>>182291274
Nah.. I play with my mommy, Melori everyday and she definitely doesn't hate me.

>>182291402
he does

>>182291305
sign up on the google doc

>>182291298
did I miss any drama? what happened?

>>182291781
your queen madti woke up and is on her period, tell her something nice!

>>182291885
>midnight
>woke up

what a slob

Stop addressing Madti as "she" you flaming faggots.

>>182292182
Madtii...

>>182292182
But saying "it" is rude.

>>182292182
she wants to be treated just like a regular like us us, she's so modest!

trannies!

>>182292182
she did nothing wrong

>>182292182
Nice try Madti but we know you're a girl.

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>>182292695
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>182292893
this kinda stopped being funny, it's time to come up with something new

>>182291781
nothing happened, people are just shitposting

>>182287748
dm me dads#1491

>>182292489
just by having a vagina she destroyed the guild and turned it into her personal harem of beta orbiter cucks.

not a single guy who's not a spineless faggot stayed in your guild after your second raid where you literally gave all the loot you possibly could to the only guild "female", to award her for her bravery of playing even half as good as a real person.

it's official: Madti will be GM of MoH on gummy

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

TRAAAANIEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>182292637
>>182292893
>>182293304
Calm down Dads!

>>182293069
>nothing happened

>guildmember misses raid because of power trip

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

when are we going to stop talking about attention whores like madti or dads and address the real problem members in the guild?

you know who i mean

>>182293550
What are you referring to?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THEY KEEP GETTING AWAAAAAAAAAAHHHH


AWAY WITH IT AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>182293550
nobody gives a shit about some literal who missing a raid, are you retarded? she doesn't even use discord so how would she know we changed the raid times, it's her own fault.

>>182293782
Who then? Manlett is only a problem because he's the leader, I love that guy he's so nice but too much of a pushover to be a GM.

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>>182293886

Is seal of command really the best seal for leveling?
Using a 3.7s 2h mace and it seems like I get more consistent dps just fucking auto attacking with SoTC

>>182293891
>I love that guy
>GM of the most cancerous guild to ever grace /vg/

manlet I know you love yourself but can you keep it to yourself

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TRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


STOP THEM NOOOOOOOOOOOW


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>182294003
It's hardly MoH's fault others failed.

>>182293984
I'd ask mom about that.

>>182293550
>>182293550
who gives a shit about dindu?
>annoying slav
>underage
>100dps in full prebis
>20% attendance

good riddance

>>182294205
mel please, we already told you you can't be mommy anymore now that you're ret, don't make this weird

Mava left the guild?, LOOOOOOOL
but what is the true reason?

>>182294401
redpill me on the dindu incident

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Why do you guys hate /a/nathema?
I'm so lonely..

>>182294691
I mean dindu LOOOOL

>>182294713
he was posting his dick in discord while being underaged, got banned

>>182294713
someone called him out for being a turk rapebaby and he left

>>182294713
Dindu was online in-game, talking in gchat and doing his things.
Madti noticed he has access to nsfw aka penis posting channels.
Madti booted him from discord.
Dindu missed a discord announcement about onyxia which was also the gmotd.
That's it.

>>182294713
>>182294993
it's all there for you to read in #general, retard

>left and rejoined discord so he can look at nsfw channels
>gets kicked after admins find out because he's underage
>1 day later he misses the Sunday ony because he couldn't read #announcements (while gmotd ingame had it too but fuck playing this game kek)
>he missed like the last 20 raids because he's an underage Slav and his parents and brothers hog the internet all the time but this Sunday they were out of the house so he could have actually come
>spergs out and quits guild
>someone calls him a turk rapebaby
>spergs harder and leaves discord
>everyone celebrates

>Luthien launching a full shitposting crusade against yet another former guild member

Times must be tough in Argentina

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how much space do i need to download and install? i'm low on the hdd space

>>182295704
like 5.5gb max
join anathema.....please....

>>182295271
>someone called him out for being a turk rapebaby and he left
>>182295475
>>someone calls him a turk rapebaby

Fuug, sorry dindi it's just good old banter man, i hope that isn't the reason

>>182295930
>someone
it was artie as usual.

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tfw no loli gnom MT

>>182296092
It's not, check the discord man

just finished reading #general

what a fucking retard kek

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>>182295881
why?

>>182295475
>>182296946

http://realmplayers.com/RaidStats/RaidOverview.aspx?Raid=80322

^ this was the onyxia

You will notice that the fight started at 20:04:39 Server Time.

The whole day the GMOTD stated that onyxia started at 20:00 Server Time. You didn't even need discord to check.

Dindu was online most of the day, joined the raid group earlier too i think, then logged for some reason, saving buffs for just onyxia fight? idk

>>182297392
How the fuck did a retpaladin beat out so many people? Tranny sceptics btfo

>>182297392
shut the fuck up, Manlett
stop being more passive than Automute and do something about your power tripping officers

Manlett's a pretty nice guy though.

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>last raid dindu came was mid june
who cares if he gquits?

>>182297549
artie was pvp spec afaik, other people just lazy vs ret trying their all

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>>182297269
ill register and play with you... a/s/l?

This general should be named "a bunch of irrelevant retarded fucking faggots sucking each other off general"

>>182299541
Welcome to /vg/.

Luthien tries so hard to be like his idol madti, two fat neck beards pretending to be girls online, each trying to be more passive aggressive than the other

>>182300375
Sauce

>>182302249
It's still a mystery how that underage spic got officer position, I know madti got it because he's friends with infamy.

>>182302249
Kill yourself baby

>>182302895
crossboarders have no shame

>>182302895
You aren't a real anime. No one plays on anathema anymore. Even the news cutie quit

>>182300375
source anon so i can fap to this later?
ill join anathema if source is provided

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>>182302538
>>182303753
I believe it's from Valkyrie Drive: Mermaid
You don't have to join...I'm getting used to being alone.. Good night anons

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How did Blizzard get away with these?

>>182307816
Same way they got away with worgeN who drop watermelon and chicken when you kill them. They also put in a lot of bikini armors etc. The internet wasnt a safespace back then.

>>182307816
niggers don't play video games so what's the problem

>>182304881
nn anime.
>>182307816
None of those are racist. Fuck you for posting that though, now epic moh memers are gonna farm those for ironic ERP action.

>>182308937
hello newfag

>>182308937
no they wont

>Best place for silverleaf and peacebloom horde side, is it mulgore or trisfall?
Ty bros

>>182318804
I guess ill try both then :'(

>>182318804
If you want the actual items and not the skillups for some reason there are mobs in ashenvale with 100% drop chance on silverleaf.
http://db.vanillagaming.org/?npc=3725
sorry never had herbalism before

>>182318804
Tirisfall

>>182319271
Ty bro, ill keep it in mind but i could use skill ups too

>>182319775
Nice, i like trisfall
>comfy

is it too late to play on elysium or should i wait on felmyst/crestfall

>>182321248
felmyst doesn't open the "real" servers until the 21st, but starting anything new right now would be kind of awkward

>scriptcraft had a bad reputation for getting shutdown not once but twice
>felmyst hosted in london
how long will it take after launch for history to repeat itself?

>>182321516
please be in London

>>182321516
>hosted in london
no

>>182279359
Is this only for the neckbeards who played vanilla on blizz or can I also get into this when I only played tbc/wotlk and if I'm autistic enough?

I just want a comfy guild and maybe some derps blues to rush through the early game.

>>182321737
>rush through the early game
This is not for you then.

>>182321737
gummies is next week senpai, Elysium is all but dead. the next Vanilla server is Crestfall but it's 2018 release.

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>>182321907

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>up next
:ok_hand:

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how about you?

I can't fucking believe it bros... how do we convince /ourguy/ to roll on Horde and not on Alliance?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1JSQSGKtHQ

>>182324886
tell him puddi is going horde

Reminding ya'll that Melori will be top 10 DPS next Ony.

>>182326925
momleri~

>>182326925
>>182326965
Magnificent Elegant Lovely Outstanding Romantic Intellectual~

>>182327420
Menstruation
Erotic
Lips
Ovulation
Really (enjoyable to be around)
Inspiring

Post your consumables of BWL /elyg/

>>182327586
I love her I love her I LOVE HER

>>182328350
i love momleri the most!

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>>182328339
All I need

we get it mel you have a vagina. congratulations, you're so brave and strong

>>182328339
*coughs up blood in Russian*

bump, please don't let the thread die

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>>182328339
here's my potion alt

>>182330828
fuck off lumikaru

>>182331214
I'm not lumikaru. You can tell because the picture doesn't look like it was taken with a ten year old flip phone.

wait so valkyrie wow bought out the character DB from scriptcraft... and then they "bought out" the character DB of nostalrius... and they teased at TBC during the promo... and gummy has a history of releasing good servers and then shutting down shortly after only to sell the character db...........???????

>>182332546
Delete this right now

>>182330828
Im proud of you Longview!!!

>>182332975
longview is my favourite moh tranny!

>>182330828
>waste all this time
>server dies instantly when gummy cums out

>>182324215
I don't get why people hate Alex

story time bros
>2005
>be underage
>hang out at neighbors house
>his brother is 18
>he shows us WC3 frozen throne
>we are blown away
>he talks about this new game thats just come out based on warcraft
>offers to let us watch him play sometime
>fast forward a couple months
>neighbors brother goes away to the military
>we play on his account
>level 28 druid
>play WSG and run 5 mans
>never forget that day
>fast forward years later
>finally convince parents to buy a PC
>beg for wow at christmas
>start my first character
all these years later here i am still playing this shitty game WHY

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>>182333452
https://youtu.be/4wjGLiLAa_g?t=1m5s

>>182334167
Never gets old.
WOW DID THAT LVL 17 REALLY POT WHEN ATTACKED BY A LVL 25 HOW DARE HE

>>182334167
Well he's not wrong in that pic.. but that vid tho

>>182334059
because you never moved on

>>182334059
Because it's a good game.

>>182334059

because you lead a pathethic life with nothing better to do

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>>182334479
https://streamable.com/ybhrl

>>182334745
does that tard not know how to precast fade lmao

>>182335454
Ofcourse not, nothing is ever his fault

>>182335454
Do you see him using a threat meter?

So everyone quit this shit show to play gummy?

>>182341490
The shitposters left for /felmg/. Give it a few days.

>>182341639
I just want to play on the server without all the Nihilum trannies

Thank god all the spergs have left.

>>182341490
>tfw gonna play both

There's not much to do other than to raidlog right now anyway.

>>182342009
>There's not much to do other than to raidlog right now anyway.
The economy is in turmoil, make some gold to make the next two months of Gummie easy.

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>>182342073
What do you suggest fellow animeposter?

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who wants to run dm north in 10 hours! hit up your new favorite paladin!

>>182342832
*casts magic*
Be... normal!

>>182342832
? Melori will always be my favorite paladin. Is mommy mentoring you? I can help with that :3

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>>182343014
*resists*

Get your BiS gear.

>>182343489
>wand 1800g
>wrists 200 brd runs or 600g
>cloak
>1300g for helmet
>shoulders
>boots
>28 runs for temp boots
>6 scholo runs so far
ITS NOT FAIR

northcraft!

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>>182343039
help...help how

>>182343975
I think you know~
What's your ign cutie?

>>182344146
heck no

Get you BiS gear.

>>182342832
>>182343091
>>182343975
>>182344424

Get your BiS gear.

>54 posts in over 7 hours

Christ is Gummy actually going to kill this general? This is literally /krog/ 2.0 right now

Tell me, is the server dying?
I want to play

>>182344852
I'd wait for Gummy, if his project fails then make a character otherwise do not bother rolling here

>>182344852
the server? no

the thread is dying because all the shitposters moved threads

>>182344574
i'm (close) and at (work)

>>182334745
>cleared naxx age 11.png
But he's 25.

>>182334167
Is that Kronos? Did the wolf going after the hunter seriously not attack him a single time? what a shitserve lmao.

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>>182345592
>The most advanced adventure in the universe.

>>182345592
The
>Kronos has the scripting, Nost has the pop
Meme got btfo so fucking bad when we all rolled on Kronos and saw how shit it was
Glad that server is in the dumpster of obscurity nowadays, awful staff, awful scripting

>MoH is haemorrhaging members
huh... i wonder why....

>>182346796
Who left?

how long do mine and herb nodes take to respawn?

>>182347632
depends on how much you've donated to the server

>>182346817
sadly nobody

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>>182332546

>>182290889
>constantly wipes raid
>can't kill hunter demons
>washed up drug addict
>bop puller
>can't dps
that's some skill list anon

Anyone care to explain how I just saw an undead warrior kill a tauren warrior in AV?

>>182354443
Orb of Disguise?

>>182332546
also he says it's only for educational purposes in the faq

Okay I've been playing the past 3 vanilla wow servers with this really really cute guy.
I've seen him master both rogue and priest so he's really really good at all WoW skills. He really smart and has always been there for me during the tough times and he's the funniest person I know. He's everything I aspire to be, but I don't think he feels the same way about me...

How do I get him to notice me /elyg/? Are there any cute in-game items i can send as a gift to get him to like me? I'm scared I'll make him hate me...
Where would be a good location for a date? I was thinking a deserted beach in silithus or tanaris during a romantic sunset.

>>182355717
>first date
>silithus

good luck lmao

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>>182355717
ayyyyyyyyyyy lmao fags amirite

>>182356270
There's a really cool secret tauren farm on a beach south of silithus. He might be impressed by my wow knowledge if we go there...

>>182356970
>not taking her to the lodge in the hinterlands for a getaway weekend
>not taking her deep into the mines of the blasted lands to look at stalagmites
>not watching a scary movie in an abandoned house in duskwood
>not walking hand in hand down stonetalon path

what kinda slob are you you're gonna take her to see cows in silithus

>>182355717
>Glurf
>cute
>funny

>>182357363
Hinterlands is a really good idea. Thank you anon!
>>182357506
eww

>>182357731
eww?

>>182353502
Bart is not a drug addict.

>>182358420
he is. he changed from the nicest guy in the guild to raging asshole after he started abusing heroin

>>182358953
It's not heroin.

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>>182355717
My first WoW date was in stranglethorn vale!

Him and I spent the day purging Horde filth along the river leading south, we dove off a waterfall and dried off next to the beach laying down next to eachother!! .

It was really fun. Good luck!

>>182353502
b-but I've killed the demons

>>182363132
Imagine being this pathetic

>>182364209
jealous much, bitch?

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>>182364254
>two sweaty neckbeards going on a WoW ''date'', throwing cringeworthy emotes at eachother ingame

I am absolutely seething with rage and jealousy

>>182364684
we're only sweating from passion :(

>>182365529
I understand. Some of you Alliance players are alright, just dont come to STV tomorrow.

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>Puppers in charge or persuasion
Hmm

>>182367080
Was it autism?

>>182368978
Judaism

Any server endorsed by Alexsensual is doomed to fail. He's super hyped about Gummy, and is super negative about Crestfall. Make the right decision girls (bois :3)

Anybody got the jyrone/dads pasta saved, the one with ironfoe?

>vapes so loud into the mic my eardrums burst

Is mandate dead yet?

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>>182379543
2 players online.

>>182379543
The entire server is dead. People will fuck around on cummies TBC vacation server till it shuts down or CF releases. Only anime raidloggers and trannies might stay with the chinks.

>>182343808
this

>login
>can access my characters just fine
>make new character
>game now stuck at Retrieving Character List
Well shit.

>>182382868
The server lags EVERY single day at this hour, and in twelve hours due to the back up process.

I can't believe transdate is dead...

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>>182382990
Something that was sort of funny about the situation was that the character I made is almost a perfect reaction. It was basically this but with the darkest skin, no beard still, and a white combover

>>182380636
Crestfall is literally never coming out, and if it somehow does it will be three years from now.

>>182383359
>>182382990
ayy, finally connected
>make new character
>character retrieval stops working

wtf do we do guys? Mel is rolling ret and might quit if we don't let her keep raiding as ret and madti is back to puppers?!? what fucking females (male) can we ogle over anymore?

>>182383826
what about lumikaru

I'm sick and tired of hearing about Gummy's everywhere. In this fucking general, even on this fucking server. Like holy shit. What is going on?

>>182383969
There's a lot of hype around it right now

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>>182383969
>he still plays on elysium
LOL

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>>182384220
>he's still addicted to opiods
Fresh from ogcuckboys snapchat, btw those earrings make you look like a fag.

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>>182383732
>forget to post the picture that was supposed to go with the greentext
Whoops

>>182385297
cute~~!!

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>>182383969
people are moving on. enjoy your dead server you stupid fucking nigger.

>>182385297
Damn, I want to fuck ogcucker.

if you still haven't sold your Kronos 2 character it's not too late

>>182385297
>pierced ears
>animeposter
>questionable mental health
>bullies trannies
>drug dependencies
transition already

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>>182385297
hmmm who are you? i have a decent idea...
Oh, and I forgot to ask. Are you all jealous of my oceanfront property that i now live at in Daytona beach? It's ok, I would be jealous to :)

>>182385892
You should sell your elysium characters as well.

>>182386798
I thought you lived in Indiana or some shit? And if you moved don't say "my oceanfront property", it is your parents oceanfront property you spoiled, drug addled punk.

is there already a models patch for felmyst?

>>182387518
we moved about a month ago, and it sounds like your a wee bit jealous, maybe someday your back yard will be the atlantic ocean haha. sure must suck to be poor :^)

>>182387878
I would rather come from a poor family, than be a spoiled brat like you any day.

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>>182388356
LOL K keep telling yourself that :^) you poor, poor little man

>>182388356
>would rather

implying you aren't poor lol faggot

Why aren't you guys playing on TauriWoW? It's literally the best scripted server in terms of WotLK/Cata/MoP content.

>>182385297
Nice jaw faggot.

>>182388902
Dang bros, I think I'm going to try and woo cucker and marry into money. Does he like traps?

>>182392606
From what I've seen he always is shitposting against the traps of MoH, although he may just be tsundere.

>>182392272
>lfg
>flying mounts
>transmogs
are the main factors why i dont play those expansions

>>182393386
>>flying mounts
thats in tbc though

and yeah it's complete cancer that needs to not be there

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>>182392606
lol no sry, i plan on marrying a sexy blonde haired, blue eyed babe,
and to all the haters , i will be at IU med school 3 years from now, where will you be?

*blood*

Is elysium alive like nostalrius was?

>>182395571
Yea and this is a VANILLA WOW GENERAL THREAD YOU WORTHLESS FAGGOT

>>182406215
*coughs up blood*

>>182404110
Yes dont listen to these fags.
5k pop at 4am theres always people playing.
Goes up to 7k prime time.
Its actually annoying trying to kill mobs for quests.
Inb4 that coughs up blood retard show up

>>182406383
>goes up to 7k in Chinese prime time

FTFY

>>182406358
>>182406383
Holy shit too slow.
You must be a special kind of autistic.
I mean you ALWAYS show up RIGHT on time to spam your tired ass "meme"
I actually kind of respect you though -t b h

>>182406510
Is there something wrong with chinks?
>they dont spam general chat
>keep to themselves and farm or quest
>they have their own guilds so they self contain
>a bunch of them speak english
Also MoH is some straight up chinese shit.
Accept the MANDATE OF HEAVEN and recieve prosperity
All those who obtain the MANDATE OF HEAVEN (the jade seal) acquire the divine right to rule all of china.
I wonder if MoH is aware of the link to chinese hisyory or if its just some retarded name they landed on to sound cool

>>182406792
they had a guild name poll but infamy the GM didn't like it so he named it after some anime reference

>>182407030
>anime
It checks out.
I mean mandate of heaven is some real ass china shit.
They traded the MoH (the jade seal) for fucking 15 cities.
Hence the saying (an item) is worth (so many cities)

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>>182406215
>>182406383
>>182406531
>>182406792
hahahahhahahahahah
AAAAHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
please stop, this is to much
i am literally ROFLMAO'ING

>>182407639
What are we laughing about?
:^)
So many (yous) i feel special!

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>>182407742
these delusional elycucks is what im laughing about

>>182407919
The posts you rwplied to were all me.
I only rolled a couple weeks ago so maybe i missed the server in its "prime" or whatever.
But theres shitloads of people running around, all levels of 5mans bieng run at all times, and pvp matches take less than 10 min to find.
I honestly dont get the "dying server" meme.
>is it shitposting?
>is it trolling?
>is it a recruitment technique for gummy
>do ypu really think the server is "dead"?
Also how cute are you? I like the anime pics u always post, are u a girl or trans?
Do you need to get greened sometime?
;)

>>182408353
i would consider myself to be "cute" , every girl ive messed around with has been pretty hot so thats gotta say something, i am a male.
and you just admitted to being a newfag, so that means GTFO, kid

>>182408353
This is the person you are talking to >>182385297
>>182386798
>>182388902

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>>182409175
Oh just some underage ugly ass boy.
Nvm then nothing to see here

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Some child calling a grown ass man "kid"
LIEK POTTERY
Also newfag? I been on 4chan since '04 kek

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>>182409175
>>182409632
>underage
nope
>ugly
id bet money that ive slept with hotter girls in my 19 years on this planet than you have in yours

you must not have heard me
i said GTFO, i live in an oceanfront house in daytona beach and am well on my way to becoming a doctor.
my life>your life
stay jelly, kid
>>182409803
you literally admitted to being here for a week, now you are trying to say you been here since 04? suckk my dick kidddoooo , suck it reaaaal goood

Haha oh shit this kid is deranged.
Dont worry anon, soon you wont be a teenager anymore and the world will make a little more sense.

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>>182407639
>>182407919
>>182409991
This seems like a good time for me to step in here.
Want to roll a new toon but want to avoid cancer like this?
JOIN <Dindus of Nuffin> TODAY!!!
Go Horde and help us fill up the ranks. We are new but we are steadily rising in members and levels.
MoH being /vg/'s flagship but that ship has a full crew and over all these months, it's actually getting overburdened, you don't want to bother to squeeze in and start a shitfit over the raidspots, they don't need you, but we need you to spearhead the new addition to the /elyg/ fleet. So join us, you can roll whatever you want, there is room for everybody(just please no more hunters), especially warriors and priests
/w "Handro" ir anyone from the guild for an inv.
See you in Azeroth!

You'll always be an ugly, degenerate drug addict Tucker. You didn't earn anything in your life, and till you earn that degree I'd shut the fuck up if I were you. Be proud of your rich parents or whatever but don't try to imply you're better than other people. You'll understand in a few years how pathetic of a human being you are.

>>182410437
go be poor somewhere else

>>182383969
If the Gummy fags could point to a single, solitary other USA private wow server that was NOT shut down by Blizzard, I'd give their fucking BC shit a chance.
Let me know how that works for you, fags.

>>182410094
first of im not a kid, second of im not deranged. i am simply a man with a much better life than yours, i am scripted valium, and many other drugs(however i am getting of opiods with use of subs), my backyard is the ocean, i am going to be a doctor.... like i said, i understand why you are jealous of my life. it is ok, not everyone is equal, me>you
>>182410359
suck my cock
>>182410437
im getting of opiods with use of suboxone so how about you shut the fuck up, you poor little man

>>182410631
see you on gummies

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>>182410654
The word youre looking for is "off"
Maybe future doctors dont care too much about grammar?
Not like a mispelled word could be a death sentence or anything.
Only (you) youre getting from me.
Also if you dont want to seem unstable or unhinged i would recommend takimg your meds, they help they really do

>>182406792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFFduOkYE-E

>>182411148
Made me cringe...
Do i really sound like that?

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wtf lads? is he leaving us for gummy?

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>>182411046
sorry it is late and i already took my valium, gabapentin, seroquel, and suboxone so im just a wee bit tired. i am literally going to be in med school 3 years from now. it must suck to be poor, but you know what they say, sucks to suck heheheh

>>182411508
Whatever you say Tucker. You do realize anyone can make claims like that? I'm gonna be a billionare in 3 years btw.

>>182411620
i come from rich family full of doctors and college professors, it will be much easier for me than it is the average person due to having so many people have gone to school there and grandpa was professor there
we are not all created equal, some people are poor, some are rich, some have easier time getting into schools than others.
stay jelly, poor boy, i know i would be :^)

>>182412027
So what you're admitting is you have all these priviliges and you're basically a spoiled brat..yet you still turned out to be a junkie without any education? I hope you the best man but it's not looking good for you atm, once a junkie always a junkie.

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How long does Elysium have left?

Oh fuck this crazy kid is on horde side.
Seems we cant get away from the psychos and trannies bros

>>182410631
Scriptcraft?

>>182412313
EAT SHIT AND DIE FAGGOT
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY SERVER
ITS VERY ACTIVE AND THERES VERY FEW CHINESE
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
THERES NOTHING TO SEE HERE MOVE ALONG
YES IM MAD

>>182412324
He played on /a/nimethema

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>>182412248
i have a year of education, hence the 3 years left till med school.
and go ahead, dont have faith in me, i dont need your support. i have the support of my whole family along with the use of suboxone , i only have 2 weeks left on taper then i will be done with opioids.
go ahead, call me a spoiled brat, all i hear is "im jealous"
>>182412324
who the fuck do you think you are? IGN? willing to bet you are a nobody

>>182412482
Oh thank god

>>182412835
Im a nobody? Compared to what? A bunch of pseudo e-celebs from a dying tranny guild founded on some ancient anime image board?
What, do you think youre famous or something?
How delusional are you?
How much time do you spend in these threads or in game? DOESNT MATTER
I literally didnt know you existed untill today, and i promise ill forget all about your fake faggy ass by tomorrow.
Holy shit kid, i know youre getting professional help, but i advise you to seek additional therapy.
Ive never seen anyone so desperately in need of help in my entire life.

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>>182413267
LMAO i have never been a part of that tranny guild,
now i have wasted enough time and energy replying to your noob ass, gtfo my thread and never return

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Where is /ourguy/ when you need him

Dindu of Nuffins?

Test

What happened to all the /automated/ shitposting?

>>182415131
No point to bot a dead server.

>>182413713
Thats the response of someone who has been "wizards of TOLDerly place"

>>182414006
Yes?
Whisper "Handro" for inv to guild.
Ill be on in 30 min or so.
Just here enjoying the shitposting

>>182383643
this and im so FUCKING pissed

just got to level 30. what exactly is the server nuances and shit i should know?
whats the meme with it

Does anyone who uses pfUI have issues with their damage meter showing correctly?

>>182416457
You're wasting your time on a corrupt Ruski/Chink server that everyone is abandoning. Just stop leveling senpai, the only reason we continue playing is because we're already 60 and can raidlog.

>>182416457
Ive ran into a couple bugged quests. Youll notice them starting at your level i think.
Stranglethorn fever
Keeping pace
Pirates ahoy
All those were unscripted and i bet theres more.
Also wpvp is a joke. Youre gonna start getting fucking gangbanged by 5man squads of 60s everywhere you go
I guess what im saying is give up while you can, go play something else

>>182416964
>>182417145
Did we just become best friends?

>>182417251
pls be on /a/nathema

>>182417379
T.T
FUCK THIS EARTH, I DONT FEEL AT HOME IN THIS WORLD ANYMORE

>>182417584
yummy nummy mush mush

>>182417705
Are you ok?

>>182417584
yummy nummy mush mush