/srg/ - speedrunning general

1st for >de hippie spacing

>>182085894

nice meme!

1st for salty puncay

18 seconds until I do it

>>182085894

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I want to fill Siggys diaper with my semen!

>>182085914
Anime, no! How many times do we have to tell you!?

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>

>>182085992
DUDE WTF!! DELETE THIS NOW!!

>>182085894

de

hippie

spacing!

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>>182085894

>>182085992
Stop bullying Chibi

portal isn't going to happen

>>182085992
There's no way this is real. This can't be real. Chibi can not be this stupid.

>>182085992
what the fuck

>>182086245
the pic is real, wasn't chibi though

>>182086245
It's a real cum tribute, but chibi was photoshopped onto it.

>>182086238
Well at least we got blindfolded Majora's Mask right?

>>182086245
twitter .com/twitchchibi

>>182085992
dick is bigger than mine

>super meme 64
>majoras meme
>earthmeme
*yawn desu*
seeya!

>>182086245
it's not his twitter....

>>182086460
Hung like an acorn?

wtf
how did he jus trun up the stairs

you need to backwards long jump up them!!

>>182086517
hung like an outie belly button

SO LONG GAY BOWSER

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Cheese05 is a literal God.

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actually a good time tbqh

20 more seconds guys

>Top name for Ness is Sans

Just put the gun in my fuckin mouth honestly.

Best part of this run was where the mad lad ran out and switched off the console!!!!

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>>182086654
That's my fetish

>>182086905
They're the same game

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>>182085894

kill this fucking meme already

>>182086905
what is wrong with that

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>man helping son in wheelchair

tfw no one will ever care about you this much

>>182086905
earthbound is the original memegame

>>182086953
>reddit spacing

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>>182086953

they got like 50k bits during that whole run.

look at all of these fucking chubbos

>5gazillion bits
Did they actually think anyone would donate that much?
Everyone who donates bits donates 1 bit at a time, not thousands.

what were the best runs of the week?

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think I found the 4th row anon

Will the MM run be as comfy as the 100% relay from a couple years ago?

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>>182087251

>>182087243
>that hgss run
lmao

>>182087267
mm is always mega comfy

>tfw you will never have a money laundering operation as successful as gdq

>>182087251
What's this? A picture for >(You) ?

>>182087064
50k bits 616$
twitch 116$
sgdq 500$
is my math right?

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

is anyone donating to win that Ness realdoll?

cheese has a pretty cute butt

>>182087390
How exactly is this money laundering? Seriously, use your fucking brain for once in your life

>>182087505
yep

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>Cheese beat Siglemics personal best time by over 2 minutes
>in a marathon

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oh they made him wear a longsleeve shirt

>>182087505
yes

can't wait to wear that quintuple xl majora's mask shirt

>>182087574
prove it isn't
inb4 you say more gay fag shit like burden of proof or some gay shit lol

you really cant find tekken 7 collectors editions anymore guys

>>182087365
The 100% relay from AGDQ 2016 is unironically my most comfy run. I put it on in the background when I'm playing Civ sometimes.

>5 million bits for blindfold MM
>don't even reach half of that

what happened to the trannies?

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This is a trans Street fighter competitive player.

This is how a mentally healthy tranny looks like. Doesn't make a big deal out of it, doesn't call literally everyone she meets a "transphobe" and is not some "transgender lesbian".

Why doesn't we have trannies like these in the SR community? Why is it always the most horrible ones?

>>182085942
>>182085964
>>182086087
>>182086953
>de hippie spacing

>>182087573
You could also win the 5XL majora shirt or the bent up guide

How many dicks do you guys think Cheese has sucked at SGDQ? We all know for a fact that he's a huge slut since he tells stories of his degenerate hookups on stream.

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>>182087753
ask and ye shall receive

>>182087772
>Black belt in Deepthroating

Impressive.

>>182087772
10/10
would help train everyday

>>182087772
>why don't me have BASED TRANNIES like /r/the_donald does?
return to reddit

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>>182087772
damn I'd definitely suck that dick

>proto is a diaper fetishist
Why am i not the slightest bit surprised

>>182087772
choker to hide adam's apple

smart

>>182087871
the one in the middle is cute
the others look like abominations

>>182087772
I didn't believe you at first because she doesn't look pig ugly like Ricki or Gllty

but sure enough. I want to cum inside her

1060 LUL

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>>182087775

Is it possible to be uglier than sent?

>>182087691
Because who in the fuck has the need to launder money in this scene? These are video gamers, not mafiosos

If you win a raffle prize there's a 100% chance sent had it near his face

>>182087772
>mentally healthy tranny
good b8

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>i am the candyman.....stay out of my basement

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>>182088086
be a tranny

>>182088098
Fun fact I won a copy of chrono trigger a few years ago from the gdq raffle and asked for uyama and sent to sign the back (you know like a kid signs it to say "MY CART YOU FUCKER") and they did and it's pretty cool.

>>182088137
That was like a fucking Tim & Eric skit.

>>182088137
I have shitty pores too but if I was going to be on camera I'd be scrubbing the shit out of my face and putting some foundation on or something.

This shilling is so fucking cringeworthy it's painful

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>>182088137

stop bulling sent

>kungfucumdump

>bits in chat

The God Gamer Stigma

>>182088002
wrong thread retard

Dude can not pull off a beard, his facial hair is way too patchy/wiry

but he's still trying...

jesus all these bits

>>182088386
I genuinely want him to take better care of himself.

suddenly lots of bits... coincidence????

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Hey guys I just realized something

Why does Trihex time his "splits" when he plays Mario Maker? Is he in some kind of denial about not being a speedrunner anymore?

>>182088506
fucking flat earth

wtf why all the bits all of a sudden

>>182087772
man if I looked like that I would be totally okay going full gay

what the fuck did that guy just show the screen?

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>shills musically

>suddenly masses of bit donations just as it looks like they won't reach the milestone

the GDQ special

WOW THIS SUDDEN AND VERY NATURAL INFLUX OF BITS WOULDN'T IT BE COOL IF WE HIT 5 MILLION HAHA

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>>182088569
I wonder where all theses bits could be coming from.....

>>182087772
Yeah, it's bad when I'm gay and hope people keep spamming anti-trans slurs just because the constant attention-whoring and staged upset pisses me off. I honestly don't care if people want to dress up as women or be called women, but it's not helping the cause when you over-politize everything. Show that you can be normal and chill instead, and people will accept you.

>>182088578
>>182088663
the plebs got reminded that they can spend a minute of their life watching ads to earn 10 cents

This guy's voice sounds familiar

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>virtual console

I'm clicking random names in chat that are donating 5 bits each

That's the only message they've typed in chat....

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>>182088628
>look deep into my pores
>you are getting sleepy
>you want to donate bits

>can't cheer1
??????

>>182088823
should check their account age

i hate these people already

>mfw from the UK and can't shill as much as the yanks

>>182088545
he hasnt even done yoshi speedgame saturday or whatever in 2 months...

So many of these bit donors have default profile pics.
hmmmmmm

>>182088749
Oh, and having some self-distance helps too. That seems rare in the trans community.

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Oh wow i love zelda """"""speedruns""""""""

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>>182087772
>https://twitter.com/FGCPhantomMiria/status/882741770315898880
I wonder if she'd p-play Tekken with me?? Just realized her name is a Claymore reference too. Would succ

Here's another, not a pro but a personality in the FGC regardless. Been a while since I saw her in anything though.
https://youtu.be/kivsrAOpTKQ?t=162

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alright guys whats the comfiest late night run?

>>182089086
shut up pussy

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HUYPE

>>182089140
This is pathetic, please stop.

>>182089140
kayo signed up for sfv and tekken 7 this year

>>182089282
ok...

>>182089213
JSFR or aslan

>>182089140
We don't need better trannies, we need less trannies.
Also you're a newboi who doesn't know Cronikeys.

>>182089086
is this chad or whatever that ps4 "come on now" guy is named

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>On pain medication due to illness
>Trying to watch speedruns
>Anons keep posting cute traps
>Pain meds have always made me pop a boner really easily

Please stop anons, I'm trying to watch the comfy MM run.

>>182089431
*rubs ur thighs* :3

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

which vod should i watch instead of this

>>182089431
Bullet in the head for every Tranny freak.

>>182089508
>replying to yourself in 2017

the cheer train is so fake

>>182089639
ALTTP

>>182089639
hg/ss

>>182089429
no it's not chad warden

it's some guy who was doing a 24 hour resident evil stream and fell asleep hence residentsleeper

>>182089639
HGSS

>>182089639
Half-Life 1

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>>182089508
>A nerdy girl I knew in high school used to do this to mess with me
>I thought she was just trolling me
>Looking back she probably wanted to fuck but I never noticed because too autistic

Please put the bullet in my head.

>>182089787

TIL

>>182089783
>>182089791
>making people waste their time

>>182089939
>de hippie spacing

remember, 1.6m bits at the start of this run

>>182089887
she wanted to fuck you
same thing happened to me but i wasnt such a fucking virgin about it

>>182089887
Is that really worse than no-one ever making any signs of wanting to fuck?

communists without borders absolutely refuses to help whites
And they spend this money on helping terrorists + shipping migrants to europe

>>182089887
t. tranny

shoutouts to Ennom for the $500 donation

>>182090223
no shit sherlock

>>182089887
Nah, she was trolling you.

>>182090223
typical /pol/tard lies, fuck off back to your safespace you raging autist.

>>182090040
1.98m bits atm

>>182090074
Chibi is that you? I thought I told you to stop making up stories.

>>182090223
good, donating 20 bucks i stole from a white baby today

Why does he say this will be the only time we see Zelda when he's been playing as Zelda this whole time?

>>182090040
Also the initial large spam has slowed down. They are REALLY gonna have to BS their way to this blindfold run.

>>182090074
>>182090162
>she "accidentally" grabbed my dick once doing this
>unironically was like "OWO what's this?"
>I still never realized

I fucked a different girl later in high school but holy shit please fucking kill me.

>>182090223
>to europe

Good fuck them

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>americans waking up
>thread turns into tranny and /pol/ discussion
every day

>>182090497
Yeah, there's no point to donating bits when your funny epic comments don't get read.

>>182090665
>americans waking up at 7pm
damn

>>182090665
nice contribution

>>182089783
>>182089791
What game do you run?

>>182090756
you're in such a gay timezone lmao

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>>182090756
I actually did wake up at 5PM

>>182090784
What game do YOU run?

>>182090665
fuck up cunt, even on the west coast it's almost 5pm

try again eurocuck

>>182090841
you've lost control of your life
like I'm one to talk

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I can't wait for the BOTW run! It's going to be such a BIG run!

>>182089887
In junior high, I once had three girls stroking my ass with their feet while sitting behind me. Soon I'll be a thirty-year-old virgin. True autismos simply can't compensate.

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>>182090784
zack and wiki

>>182090854
army men 3d

is there anything more obnoxiously boring and mundane than a 3D legend of zelda speedrun

you must need special autist attention span to sit through this shit slog

>>182090498
>OWO

>>182089726
>>182089783
>>182089791
>>182089810
okay, i trust you guys

>>182088816
>going slow
lol....

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>>182090968

>>182091187
>TP HD
>And this shit
>And also BOTW
Fuck 3D Zelda.

>>182090943
why would anyone post this picture of themselves on the internet

>>182091187
>you must need special autist attention span to sit through this shit slog
No, you just need to not be a mongoloid.

>>182091339
just for laughs haha

this run is fucking unwatchable

>>182091339
grommr is apparently pretty lucrative

if you're not writing "VAC" in twitch chat whenever the runner does something remotely interesting are you even human?

>>182091339
it wasnt him haha, it was a prank his roommates pulled on his, as a joke

>>182091310
>>182091187
Nintendo games are the only ones interesting enough to watch

>but this is boring
infinitely more interesting than non nintendo games

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>>182089991

>>182091310
word
more 2d zelda

>>182091392
>not be a mong
>sit and watch ~4 hours of the worst tankiest platforming ever with obtuse retarded speedtech that doesn't even look impressive

don't you have some more crayons to eat there friend

>these fuckers actually think theyre getting 3 million bits in 2 hours
loam

Trev looks like he's on the verge of losing his shit.

>They only need 3 million bits
>In 2 hours

There is no fucking way they will get there unless they cheat. Inb4 right before run ends Twitch donates 3 million bits

>>182091598
gluesticks are the ultimate autism food. who tf eats crayons??

nice commentazzzZZZZZ

>>182091634
You underestimate the power of generous anonymous donors

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500k bits in half an hour

>>182091598
So you don't understand how the speedrun works, and refuse to try to understand it. That's fine.

But let's not pretend that this makes you smart.

>>182091339
>why would anyone post this picture of themselves on the internet
Better question, why would anyone want to save a picture of a fat black man?

>>182087772
>Mentally healthy
>Tranny
Pick one. Stable I'll grant you though. Mentally stable.

>>182091789
have you learned the difference between facts and opinions yet

I'm just going to watch werster instead

more like hurtster after adrian laid the smackdown on his heart

>>182091923
Yes, I have. The guy I responded to is a little confused on that front, though.

anyways trans women who love other trans women are good and pure and deserve so much better

>>182092048
Seems to me like it's just two guys who can't admit they're gay.

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>>182092048

>>182092160
this is such a y_ post

what did bonesaw do

>>182092223
Have fun

>>182092223
Fucked up that sweet air canada sponsorship

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>runs that rely on bug abuse

>this might be the toughest fight in the run
>wins 2 seconds later
HAHA OH BOY THAT NEVER GETS OLD YESSIRREE HAHA

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>>182092332
vanilla runs

guys I'm thinking about doing a OOT any% glitchless, no sequence break, all dungeons run

would people like that?

>this runner's voice

is this a tranny?

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I wonder why would jews promote it?

>>182092518
no

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>>182092476
>runs more than 2 hours

>>182092518
>OOT any% glitchless, no sequence break, all dungeons
so a let's play?

>>182092528
It's a normal guy voice, proto and crew just don't try at all

>>182092530
>posting stuff that makes you seem even more retarded than the trannies

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>>182092620
>runs that rely on a specific version of the game

>>182092769
who are you quoting?

>Adding the bit total under the money total

Oh they are worried they won't get there.

>>182092530
>taking puberty blockers sterilizes the child
well at least they won't reproduce

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>that donation

>>182091716
PCF will be reimbursing twitch after the event is over. Do not worry goy. Stay (manufactured) HOYPE!

>>182092868
I don't think that would be something to worry about regardless.

>>182092951
>PCF
you dumb fucking CUNT this isnt AGDQ it's SGDQ which supports doctors without border not the prevent cancer foundation jesus fuck how you can be this retarded?

>>182093115
Calm down Mike

>Prime Time
>Prime Game
>Empty seats in the front

This SGDQ has been fucking dead

>>182093483
>>Prime Game
LOL

>>182092938
I want to put my dick in Amanda's armpits

>>182093629
Keep your pedophile thoughts to yourself, thanks.

>>182092354
That joke got infinitely worse after I happened to see the chat during one and they fucking loved that shit.

>>182093546
agreed, this is a good game not a metroid prime

>>182093629
same

>>182093689
She's legal

>>182093694
Why do people even like Metroid Prime?

>>182093629
same

>>182093629
same

Only 80k left in an hour. Can anonymous fund that and the 3m bits in time?

>>182093825
Because it's a 3D exploration game and people like lore

>>182093825
>Why do people even like Metroid Prime?
For casual play or speedrunning?

$900 donation with an essay attached!

>>182093825
Because it's a good game for speedrunning with a high skill ceiling.

What game do you speedrun?

>some of my favourite runs
jesus
>>182093825
>people
generous

>>182094260
Super Mario Bros.

>Nintendo unironically put /ss/ in their game

Holy shit I forgot about that quest.

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>>182094260
HGSS

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>cutscenes and dialog: the category

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>>182094260
>metroid prime
>high skill ceiling

>>182093825
>Why do people even like Metroid Prime?
Personally I enjoy it a lot since it has nice exploration, doesn't focus on the shooting mechanics as much as a normal FPS would (I'm not usually into FPS games personally), it has a nice atmosphere, cool lore and the speedrunning glitches/exploits are fun to pull off (besides going out of bounds, that's annoying as fuck for me).

>>182094332
lmao
>>182094420
What game do you speedrun?

>>182094376
What game do you r-
oh wait

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>100 more minutes of this

>>182094624
>not enjoying a comfy zelda speed run

>>182094624
At least it's not FF

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hey marathonshitter, why don't you try speedrunning?

it's literally the most engaging and rewarding way to play your favorite games.

>>182094429
thanks Claris, can you post a pic now?

comfy is just a codeword for boring desu

>>182094865
>Dota
>Low strat

lul

Zelda and JRPGS are fucking shit

>>182094865
>shitting on football manager

>>182094865
>LoL
>more entertaining than Dota

>>182094865
>acknowledging hearthstone's existence

>>182094865
That image totally isn't biased or anything.

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>"funny" donation comments

>>182094865
I have I had WR in Barney's Hide and Seek game any% no controller

>we can get to 2m, guys!

>>182094865
>speedrunning highest excitement
what metric

>>182094865
There's no way Dota belongs anywhere but the top right corner. I play almost nothing but strategy games including a brief stint with SC2 where I was Diamond 1v1 for three seasons and getting to 5k in Dota has easily been the most challenging thing I've experienced in a video game by a gigantic margin. The APM is more comparable than people think, according to Opendota my average APM on someone like AM or Storm where you're constantly trying to farm efficiently is ~300 and there's a much higher level of coordination and execution required when you have four other people that can shut you down in teamfights.

How can anyone possibly think shit like Civ, KSP, HoMM, X-COM, EU, and Total War requires even a fraction of the strategy that high level Dota does, let alone greater than it? Shit is baffling. Also lmao @ LoL being that high in excitement, I guess if you enjoy watching gooks rice for twenty minutes and have less than ten total kills happen half an hour into the match but then win because 5 > 4 and you can just push down a lane and end if you get a couple pick offs. LoL is an Overwatch tier eSport, balanced around casuals and stale as fuck competitively and only enjoyed because its huge playerbase forces it to stay relevant and the average player probably doesn't have the brain power to press more than two buttons at once so they'll find anything impressive.

>>182095683
baited for this exact response

>>182095683
Is this pasta?

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how does he do it?

>>182095794
he isn't wrong tho

>>182095794
he is in this thread RIGHT NAOW

>>182095906
baited for this EXACT response

>>182095683
>he took the meme image seriously

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>>182095906
I wonder who could possibly be behind this post....

1.5 million dollars laundered everyone!

wow everyone great job we are at 1.5 million dollars :D

>>182095794
>100% anonymous donors are real

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1.5 million dollars!

>>182096194
>people don't realize GDQ takes 35% of the donations to fund the event itself and pay the speed runners.

>>182096312
Reading these threads is like observing the most convoluted game of telephone on earth.

kek that keese

>>182096312
So they're like every other charity out there. Thanks for clearing that up.

Ay Niggas

Wuts da drama this yr

so, why don't people give their money directly to msf if gdq takes a cut?

>>182096567
PMG trying to get a Twitch emote banned, because she believes everything is transphobic.

>>182096567
tetristrannies

>>182096650
because MSF doesn't supply any content.

>>182096312
ok

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>>182096567

>>182096567
r/sat is donezo

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>>182096807

>>182096650
My money goes towards improving my own life; not the lives of faceless, nameless unfortunate souls.

>>182095982
>>182096118
you shitlords are just mad because GDQ has had nothing but success since it began.

We aren't getting to 5 million bits are we.

>>182096540
GDQ isn't the charity, MSF is

>>182097025
we never were
even when they switched to shilling bits hard at the start of MM it was only at 1.6

>>182097084
you're saying my donations aren't actually going to transition funds?

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>>182097025
>not enough bits for blindfolded majora
>not enough time to shill for portal 2

>>182097025
>hey, pay me $1.40 to give 70 cents to charity
even the average viewer can work this out to be a bad deal

>>182097025
why donate your money 95-98% efficiently when you can donate your money at 81% efficiency

>>182097015
>he doesnt know about fake donations
>he doesnt know about viewbots
anon stop being such a fucking sheep

>>182097084
AGDQ/SGDQ is a charity.

>char·i·ty
>noun
>1. an organization set up to provide help and raise money for those in need.
>2. the voluntary giving of help, typically in the form of money, to those in need.

>>182097025
Who is we

>>182097262
This will be the first incentive ever met right?

I bet PMG will find a way to make it transphobic somehow

>>182097282
>stop being a sheep
>by believing the same lies the entirety of 4chan has been echoing back and forth for years.
It takes talent to be this retarded.

>>182097343
no it's a fundraiser to assist a charity. the GDQ event isn't a charity event itself. They sell plenty of shit for commercial profit. See: all the twitch ads, all the yetee shit.

>1.5 million dollars in donations
>2.3 million dollars in BITS
that's almost FOUR MILLION DOLLARS

TWICE as much as agdq

HOLY SHIT whoever came up with BITS deserves a promotion

i literally can't believe how successful this awesome event is

>>182097168
they should make a separate marathon for trans rights and surgeries

>>182097419
lmao

>>182097168
No they don't

>>182097164
>de hippie newline

someone start posting the next thread

>>182097419
Sorry to break it to you but 1 bit isn't $1.

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Hey everyone, Clintstevens here. I hope you're all excited for my 8 hour shift of mindless grinding and epic memery to mezmerize my halfwitted 12 year old viewerbase. Thanks for subbing and donating your parents money, and enjoy the stream!

>>182097524
I only have ever done runs on stream

>>182089783
I'm glad you understand. It was really an enjoyable run.
>>182089952
It's not a waste of time. There's a reason it was well received throughout the community.
>>182090784
I'm glad you're keeping these people honest. They'll never actually tell you what game they run; these are the people who only come and post during marathons.
>>182094865
They don't actually play games.

$1000 to say wowie! $1024 to say too!
donation writers are getting lazy!

>>182097652
here we go again xD

>>182097678
Without any animals to kill or save they have no idea what to say

>>182097343
>>182097408
yeah what this guy said its like relay for life

>>182097715
I'm not the one continuously sperging out. People just can't accept the fact that it was not only one of the most viewed runs, but one of the most enjoyable.

>>182097863
If you enjoy shit runs where they didn't even finish, then yes it was very enjoyable.

>>182097863
but he didn't finish the run, even with two (2) backup cartridges.

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Going to an Jew

>>182097927
>>182097942
The run was finished under estimate. What games are both of you planning on submitting for the next marathon?

ummm monkaS :point_up: mr. runner, monkaS :point_right:
ummm monkaS :point_up: mr. runner, monkaS :point_right:

>>182098028
shut the fuck up

>>182098013
Barney's hide and seek game any% no controller
co-op any% no controller donation incentive
blindfolded incentive

>>182097652
yo what game do you run, my mate

>>182098013
>The run was finished under estimate.
it didn't finish, it stopped. there is a big difference. he didn't beat red, red is part of the english any% run.

>>182098013
What do you mean finished? It was mercy killed.

>>182098013
It didn't finish at all. I don't need to submit a run to criticize a run, it went poorly, just admit it.

Also, I run Pokémon games. He did shit.

>>182098093
I run train on your mom bitch

That's how you do a tingle tingle kooloo limpah without being an attention whore

>>182098013
>What games are both of you planning on submitting for the next marathon?
OOT any% all dungeons glitchless no sequence break

who is the announcer?

>>182098104
>>182098126
>>182098140
stop responding to bait you idiots

>>182098090
Post splits.
>>182098104
>>182098126
The run finished under estimate.
>>182098140
The run itself went poorly, that didn't stop it from being an enjoyable run that was well received in the community.

>>182098238
baited for this exact response

>>182098013
>"Man, this lunch the chef made me tastes like shit. It doesn't even have everything I ordered, what the fuck?"
>"OH YEAH? WHAT FOOD DO YOU COOK, IDIOT?"

>>182098238
i'll stop responding once the hgss run is finished

>>182098215
Nickey Huntsman

>>182098215
yellowkillerbee

>>182098267
The run was not enjoyable in any way, shape, or form.