/twg/ - Total War General

You actually let the thread fucking delete itself huh
AGAIN

This where we are at now

Muh fantasy
Muh history

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Grace

>>181864741
stupid whore

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Shameless repostan.

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post screenshots my dudes

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>>181864618
I didn't even notice that we already hitted bump limit.

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Cool custom maps edition when?


>>181864778
Cute

>>181864741
I want to be buried in Grace's hair.

>>181864926
but how do the siege towers drive up

>>181864926
well grand campaign custom battles map just got updated with 3-4 walled settlements, so now I guess,.

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>>181864872

History and fantasy living luxurious and gloriously comfortable harmony >>181864923 I thought we were still on something like page 5. Surprises everywhere today.

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>>181864872
>tfw not with my desktop to play warhams or other total war
>tfw not with my dekstop to post screenshots

Not like my old CPU let me take good looking screenshots anyway. At least I got a lot of money to upgrade my shit now.

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>>181864872

>>181865010
It seems fine on the video showcase.

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>>181865224
I think I forgot something you saw nothing.

>>181864778
I like it.

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>>181864872

>>181865407
Was about to say where is krell

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Charlemagne has sent a couple of armies into Italy to retaliate for us not giving up Ravenna/turning the papal states into a puppet state

>campaign posting/screenshot sharing encouraged removed from op
rude

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G O B L I N S

encountered a strange bug where I recruit demigrpyhs, and on the turn of completion I get my money back and no new units. Anyone ever had this before?

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I actually started to like their look. Maybe not ingame so far but Helves are cool on artworks.

>>181865604
>>campaign posting/screenshot sharing encouraged removed from op

Well it's a fantasy OP

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>>181864872

>>181865604
>fantasyfag makes OP
>removes campaign posting

What a surprise from those memeing redditors.

>>181865823
>>181865767
It was removed from the previous one too though.

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>>181864872

>>181865767
>>181865823
He clearly just copied the previous history OP. Of course, that doesn't align with your worldview.

>>181865786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CTOCg8__kc

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>>181865952
>>181866043
Stop feeding that /v/ermin samefag. He is attention whoring for a while already, I'm surprised he is not a tripfag yet.

ANNOUNCEMENTS WHEN
SKAVEN WHEN
LEAKS WHEN
NEW CAMPAIGN PICS WHEN
NORSCA DLC WHEN
FLC WHEN
KRELL WHEN
OLD FRIEND WHEN
ELITE 4 WHEN

>>181866269
I'm sorry my longnecked elven friend, it's 7am, I bite too easily right now. I didn't realize until I posted.

>>181866323
They have so many units left to show, but they aren't showing shit for some reason.

>>181866323
Next week.
Late september.
Early september
Next week.
August.
August.
August.
Never.

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>>181866323
Bannerlord when
I can't stand it anymore

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>tfw no endless war
>tfw no ancient empires
>tfw no medieval kingdoms
>tfw no bannerlord
>tfw no good warsword

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>>181864872

>>181866447
>few months left
>we don't even know what gameplay of the two other faction looks like yet
bravo CA

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>>181866601
On the other side anon. It's waiting for you with the rest of /mbg/

>>181866743
There is no reason for them to show stuff that early.

>>181866743
I will actually laugh if they keep going with that skaven "joke" until release. Awful marketing, but that would be some commitment.

>inb4 they bombard us with STUFF in the last few weeks so we can't even keep up.

>>181866635
>tfw no good warsword
>Beastmen own Estalia rather than being bandits with occasional doomstacks
>Pirate kingdom rather than Tilea or Tilean city states
>Unfinished, laggy and diplomacy is retarded after one day (Helves signing peace with greenskins and beastmen etc)
>Nippon in New World (this one isn't so bad though)
>No magic system
10 days lad

>>181867136
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

COMFY

What new shit will the norsca roster even have aside from maybe mammoths?

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>Nagash still not announced

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The calm nights, the town slumbers... :)

>>181867350
You're back! You missed a few threads.

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>>181867301
THROGG. And maybe some OC donuts like Bretonnia. BUT MOSTLY THROGG.

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>>181865604
despite taking pavia, shartlememe's reinforcements retreat back into the alps, allowing me to easily re-take the city. To the east another frankish army has descended and is headed towards Verona

>>181867684
He appears to have a mouth on his tummy.

Is there a non-steam mod to disable assassinations in Warhammer?

>>181867684
Throgg and some troll variants seems pretty likely

So this game is like high fantasy RTS Mount & Blade or something?

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>>181867301
Werebears

>>181868250
Get your own agents.

But yeah, /twg/ should probably start upload steam mods somewhere and link it in the OP.

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>twf no sci-fi TW

>>181867487
these threads move way too fast for me

>>181868283
Total War Warhammer is fantasy yes. It's a turn based strategy game with real time battles(same with all the other total wars). The other total wars are history based.

>>181868374
>oerl the young who bears the bear banner

>>181866323
>LEAKS WHEN
Well, Darren just got back from his vacation so any day now...

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>>181868283
no
Total War is grand strategy just like Europa Universalis, but turn based. Factions and cities are already placed and you take control over one faction. Not like in civ or other 4x where everything is randomly generated.
It also have battles in rts style, which are main focus of the series. Everything else is just excuse to put you into battles and give them some sort of meaning.
In no way it is similar to M&B, though people who play Total War seems to like M&B too and vice versa

>>181867684
I would murder my wife and my mother for Throgg

>>181869253
shouldn't that pic be updated w/ /mbg/ and /twg/ switched now that /mbg/ is the one suffering waiting for bannerlord while /twg/ enjoys a healthy franchise

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>>181867301
Wulfrik the Wanderer hopefully.

>>181869268
He has a really cool character design yes.

Just got Warhammer II over bundlestars, I'm assuming I get the Norsca DLC moment it comes out since I just preorderd WHII?

>>181868490
>But yeah, /twg/ should probably start upload steam mods somewhere and link it in the OP.
For what purpose?

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>>181869268
I will throw all my charlemagnes at CA for Throgg. They cannot trollblock me with this.

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>>181864775

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>>181870053

>>181869638

Is Bundlestars a key-reseller or an actual retail site, because if you pre-ordered from a key-reseller then you just cucked yourself.

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Whats the equivalent of these guys in Fantasy?

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>>181870173

>>181870204
Nah its a retailer and the product is activated on steam, I'm just curious as to how the FLC wil

>>181870263
ogres, and their god is an actual tyranid too

>>181870397

I mean, I fucking assume you'll get it, it says so right on the product page on Bundlestars

>>181870397
>FLC
But we don't know yet. They said it's supposed to be before WH2, so if it's just by having it in your library then it should. If it's specific retailers it's pot luck. I'll get it from my usual place because fuck Australian steam, but it also means I won't play Norsca till like a day before release. But oh well.

Battle of Alesia was such a clusterfuck oh my god. Julius Caesar was a lucky man

>>181870447
>bunch of fat fucks is the equivalent of dinosaur space bugs

Makes sense I guess, they coming in Warhams III? It'll be a bit weird to have a race of just large units. Maybe they'll have gnoblar infantry

>>181870263
Skaven?

>>181870734
Julius Caesar is NOT my Emperor

>>181869998
Why didn't CA use these awesome fuckers for the trolls we could use?

>>181866269
He better be voiced by Benedict Cumberbatch.

>>181871502
Trolls come in many shapes and sizes.

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Two factions, unalike in dignity
In fair Verona, where we start our scene
We learn that >Frankish Cavalry are a stupid meme

>>181871502
River Trolls are handsome shits true, but they wouldn't make a lot of sense to be recruited by a bunch of Greenskins in the badlands. Maybe Throgg'll get a unique bodyguard reskin of them. But probably not.

>>181871967
what's with those guys holding dildos

>its a half a norcsan army is just trolls and chaos chariots episode

im getting really sick of reruns

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>>181864413
>Warhammer 2 comes out
>it's age of sigmar
>all your saves are wiped
>Campaign map is deleted and replaced with a flat map with no features and one settlement per faction
>3/4 of the original factions are deleted
>Warhammer 1 and 2 are removed from the store.
>this is the only way to play warhammer now

A girl can dream....

>>181872335
>Campaign map is deleted and replaced with a flat map with no features and one settlement per faction

That is simply not true

Is Albion going to be a playabe faction?

>>181872468
not unless you make it so with mods most likely, so get to it

>>181872468
considering their island is inaccessible and has no settlements on it, no

>>181872468
About as likely as Fimir.

>>181872335
>$79.99

>>181872468
considering their island is inaccessible and has no settlements on it, yes

>>181873018
>plus tip

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>>181873018
>>181873206

>>181872335
>"Let the game scan your great beard and get a bonus in the auto-resolve"
>Game randomly tells you to do stuff in real life before you can end your turn.

>>181872335
>Game activates your webcam
>"In order for your cavalry to get a charge bonus pretend to gallop on a horse!"

>>181873651
>>181874008


Is this something AoS does??

>>181874281
yes

also space marines

>>181873651
>>181874008
>>181874364
Wait
What?

>>181874281
>He doesn't know about Age of Sigmar.

>Launch Warhammer
>Play 15 minutes
>Quit

Is the next one going to be better?

>>181872713

That's not Albion. It's some tiny no name island.

>>181874532
I know how shitty it is compared to WHFB and how it totally destroyed the setting from a fluff standpoint, but I don't know any of the crunch

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>>181874464

>>181874662
The only rules are... there are no rules!

Norsca when, after watching video about possible units and such I am so hype. Need army of werewolfs in my life

Summarize the most important elements of the ERE in 10 words or less.

>>181874587
In my opinion if you don't like the first one you probably won't like the "second" one.

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>Wood elves LL
>mutated tree
>mutated autist

When are they getting non shit LL?

>>181874825
Greek
Greek
Greek
Later
Turkish

>>181875002
Durthu's great, love him
Orion's pretty fun on the battlefield, though he looks like he's missing a lot of brain cells

>>181875002
But Wood Elves are shit by definition.

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>>181875002
>durthu
>not great
Mel Gibson is fun too, although he keeps looking confusedly at things. Probably just a side effect from being a beastman.

>>181875002
Ariel would be nice.
Though that would require CA making DLC for DLC...

>>181875351

They need to or all DLC races will be fucked forever.

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Am I supposed to confederate most of the dwarves or just war them?
They don't wanna play ball right now.

So how is the balance of races and magic lores right now?

I uninstalled months ago but it's time to play again. And are those LL DLC's worth it?

>>181875351
I hope they'll shunt in extras as they did with Beastmen

>>181875982
And with Chaos, for that matter. My favourite unit, Aspiring Champions.

>>181875351
We've gotten FLC for DLC before. Usually because it was for a reason like Morghur, but I don't see the difference in work done whether or not it's FLC for a base game faction or DLC.

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>>181875351
>Ariel

I can't believe she's not the 3rd LL from the start.

>>181874767
In before it's Tomb Kings

Nah I'm just kidding it would be Grom the paunch as a Green skin Horde faction, for added disappointment.

>>181875351
They have done FLC for DLC before, so it is possible.

But it does rely o them actually making content instead of teasers so maybe not...

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>>181869253
So who makes up the Asberg Triumverate for /twg/ modders?

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>>181875685
Focus on the greenskins first, then consider your plans for taking the other dwarfs, as it is though I don't think there's much in the way of penalties outside of the usual diplomatic ones for going to war with your own race.

>>181876645
Wait is one of these the warsword guy?

Wurrzag or Malagor?

>>181877179
Ok.
I went south first since I noticed I couldn't secure the whole northern province without that other clan taking the west settlement.
And the greenskin threat is almost dead here. Maybe that's why they won't confederate.
Problem is, I just played Bretonnia so I've been getting all the agreements I can so it'll take another 10 turns to break them and 10 more to attack. All while I'm boxed in doing nothing.

One more time from the top!

>>181877820
Go bully some vampires, nobody likes those guys so everyone'll like you. Also helps to secure your future flanks when you go up north.

>>181877565
No, they are, from left to right
>Guy who claims to be an old bodybuilder who makes mod during his spare time who is probably just a kid and also gets mad if you try to make a mod in a setting close to his instead of just working on his mod
>Guy who made ACuck who continues to remove things people like, keep in things people hate (backwards tripping), and generally just acts like a cunt
>Saxondragon, who hates if you make a minor modification to his mod, doesn't understand HOW you can insult the lore since his dead friend wrote it all, despite it literally just being "LOTR after a magic apocalypse", and hates when you confuse Prophecy and Prophesy

Personally think the old man who ruined Warsword should replace Gabby, but eh.

>>181878047
>Saxondragon

Oh yeah he is a classic

>>181874662
>but I don't know any of the crunch

AoS is Warhammer 40k crunch-wise, basically

>>181876453
>Nah I'm just kidding it would be Grom the paunch as a Green skin Horde faction, for added disappointment.

CA want to nickle and dime you, but they're still more interested in lowering your expectation so you'll pay more for less. No interesting minor factions and characters is an iron rule of design at CA.

give me a infantry based country to play in either atilla ( not the romans) or charlemagne pls

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Is it possible to confederate in Charlemagne? How?

>>181878797
No.

>>181878770
Danes in Charlemagne

>>181879069
can you change religion in charlie?
I don't want to fight for odin

>>181877179
My mind is still blown from realizing orcs can grow hair in Warhammer.

>autoresolve against norcsans with my elite army will give me few casualties
>playing against them i lose like a third of my army

how the fuck am I supposed to effectively counter an army that is half chariots and trolls? and even chaos marauders still do decent damage against greatswords

am i supposed to just make an army of demigryph knights?

>>181881072
Counter with tons of Luminarks of Hysh

Two can play at this chariot game

>>181881053
Orc TopNots are a type of squig/fungus(can't remember specifics) IIRC that they implant in their scalp to be fashionable.

>>181877704
Wurrzag!

>no mod to play as Papal States in AoC

>>181881072

>how the fuck am I supposed to effectively counter an army that is half chariots and trolls

You don't, you download a mod that fixes that shit.

getting bored of atilla now, Vampire counts or empire lads

>>181882716
Empire, but heres the catch - declare war on Brettonia right away

>>181880963

Danes get an event to concert I think

>>181882962
Is it viking metal or that weird Scandinavian chanting?

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HOP-LEE-TAI

How do bretonnians fight chaos when bretonnians don't have armor piercing weapons?

>>181883886
That mod had over 50 shades of hop-lee-tai, iirc.

Is EB2 good now?

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>>181884715
HOP-LEE-TAI HAP-LOH-EE

I haven't played it in ages, it wasn't very fun the last time I played it

>>181883894
Lances and halberds, but especially lances.

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>close victory

>>181883894
Just throw a stack of knights errant, lose, and mop up with Louen.
You should have enough cash to afford 3 full stacks of cav armies AND Louen's super army.

Or if you use knights of the realm, don't forget about lance formation. It wrecks shop. They also get frightened by either Pegasus or hippogryph knights so they actually break sometimes.

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OH BABY

>>181887679
How's wood elf campaign so far? Seems like it could be comfy - you conquer the forest and then expand from there? Does the game get more forested the more you conquer?

Bought the Clan Angrund campaign which was shit - tedious and with little reward.

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>>181875351
Ariel Soon.

How do I wanna build Belegar?
I find it hard to believe that I should be building EVERY melee lord from every faction as a melee duelist guy. Karl and Louen, yes, but isn't someone better at powering up the army?

Anyway. Belegar.

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>>181874662
>>181874281
>>181874464

rules that make you do dumb shit irl like

>riding an invisible horse
>having a bigger mustache than your opponent
>yelling catchphrases

all give your units buff in the game

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So it's treason then

>>181880963
There is only one instance of being allowed to convert in Charlemagne, and that is when playing Westphalia.

>>181889580
Campaign is... divisive to say the least. I find it okay. Wood Elf battles are fun as hell though, maybe my favourite roster to play as.

>>181890975
I don't recall the specifics of his tree, but I usually get the buffs for the basic units (dwarf warriors/rangers) so that I can have my discount pre-8P stack be more effective

Why is DEI for rome 2 so fucking dull

>>181891640
>econ changes make attila look like wh
>paragraph long descriptions
>diplomacy is utter fucking garbage
>slow combat made even worse by an ai who can't handle the changes made
>every battle plays out exactly the same way for whatever faction you are playing as

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They're making fun of Warhammer again bros

>>>/v/383051923

>>181891945
It's trash, don't get why everybody thinks it's so brilliant. It slow as fuck, the larger unit numbers can't form up properly, missile units just seem like they are firing foam, trying to play as rome is wank, cavalry feels weak as fuck, carthage just btfo you because of the overseas supply stuff and Triarii, principes and hastati get boring easily

>>181892107

Oh noes.

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>daughter is the regent of the Duchy of Bavaria
>don't get any options to puppet/annex it

Would be neat

Although actually, now that I look at it, I don't think this is actually a daughter you start the campaign with - I think the rulers of the Duchy of Bavaria had all of their eligible heirs die/be too young so the game spawned a regent after my actual daughter (who was married to the ruler of the faction) died, and attributed her to my family for whatever reason

How do I get my family members to fuck more in Attila?

>>181893959
>needing them to fuck more

Unless you are using a mod you should be drowning in illegitimate children

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It is now July, a chill wind blows in Naggaroth but the sea of malice is beginning to thaw. The Druchii of Clar Karod whip their slaves ceaselessly in preparation for the Witch-Kings coming campaign.
A great fleet is being assembled for but one purpose, domination by a best elf soon!

>>181894842
this is better than the usual best elf shitposting

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>>181894842
I see standards are lower for a mere Druchii memester

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who wins

Total War noob question. When doing cavalry i know you dont just run them into an army and forget about em. But what im not sure about is when doing charges do you have them hit the unit then turn back right away? Or do you run them in let them scrap for 10-15 seconds or whatever then run back?

Cavalry is fun as hell to manage and crash into units. But i want to make sure im doing it properly.

If it changes anything i currently only have Warhammer. But ive had fun with the format so ill probably pick up other ones soon enough.

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>>181896314
Damn you found me out, I'll try to reach your level. Next month.

>>181896858
Hit them and then turn away when they're just sitting there.

>>181894842
As a high elf player... want..

>>181894842
>a small group of empire ships bound for the new world have been lost at sea for some time
>originally intending to stop at ulthuan for supplies, a storm has blown them off course
>one of the men finally thinks he has spotted land
>"land ho!"
>skeptical, the grizzled captain takes a look for himself
>through the dense fog he can barely see, but he sees just enough to know that what the lookout spotted wasn't a piece of land, but a
>"BLACK ARK!"
>sheer panic grips the crew as they hopelessly try to escape the dark elf vessel
>carnage ensues

Would be a great trailer for announcing naval battles if they ever get added, bonus points for good music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-_qS_3KXBA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRja4HUsRu0

>>181896858
I pull them out as soon as I can because it seems the longer they're engaged the more they'll drop like flies when you try to pull them out of combat.

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>tfw no Ptolemaic gf

I like playing as the Empire the most, but man. They worship a dead mortal don't they? At least there are some dwarfs old enough to remember their gods, right?
It'd be like if we worshiped George Washington. Sure the man was the birth of a nation and church is fine for the community and all but literally expecting to have George cross you over the Delaware into heaven after you die is silly.

>>181899343
>real world = warhammer world
Sure m8

>>181899626
Holy shit.
Thank you for your input.

>>181899120
>wanting an inbred gf

>>181899343
it would be like worshipping george washington if george washington was able to cross the delaware and use a bigass magical french sword to lop king george's head off (king george of course being a 10 ft tall green fungal creature obsessed with smashing tiny colonials). Then years and years later a few people obsessed with the founding fathers read about all the metal shit he did and start a cult around him, which grows into a religion once people realize that you get sweet ass magical powers when you ask for Washington's Blessing.

>>181899343
How is it any different than normal religion?
Jesus=guy who ascended
Mohammed=guy who ascended
Sidhartha=guy who ascended

list goes on

>>181900096
I see your point, but magic obviously exists in Warhammer. Real life... Well this is 4chan and there are a lot of faithless so no, there are no magic powers. I was trying to understand the Warhammer universe some more.
I didn't know you actually got magic powers from him like >>181900091 said.

>>181892107
Only /tg/ respects us.

>>181899343
>I like playing as the Empire the most, but man. They worship a dead mortal don't they? At least there are some dwarfs old enough to remember their gods, right?
Not really. Sigmar ascended and became a deity of Man like Ulric and the other Human gods. Belief and prayers to Him can do some nasty shit, see also Arch Lector/Warrior Priest. The Dwarf pantheon would remember Sigmar showing up and joining the Human crew way back when.

>It'd be like if we worshiped George Washington. Sure the man was the birth of a nation and church is fine for the community and all but literally expecting to have George cross you over the Delaware into heaven after you die is silly.
Literally full stop what the fuck. The US was created in 1776, 241 years ago; the Empire (which was only a collection of loose tribal clans upon creation and is still a collection of loose tribal states in the present) was brought together by Sigmar in 0 IC, with the game starting at 2502 IC at Franz's ascension. Not nearly enough time has past to deify ol' Oakteeth, but if the States endure that long it WILL happen. Given time (and maybe some prodding) you could seriously get a cult of personality going that believes in exactly what you said. We humans can be batshit stupid like that.

btw george is the six-star rotting corpse man-emperor-general of our glorious nation's armies and no one can ever rise above him in rank he lives forever in our hearts i would swim across the Delaware for Him

>>181900091
>inbred
delet

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>>181892107

>>181892107

oh my god my sides, the people who come up with pic related are truly Lords of the Meme

>>181901975
>Belief and prayers to Him can do some nasty shit,
Very-very rare gifts like WP in mark of chaos trailer

>>181901975
And then you have the Ulric worshipin... err John J. Pershing worshipers who you begrudgingly tolerate.

What is the appeal of playing Charlemagne other than it's as close as we are EVER going to get at a Medieval 3?

>>181900523
This, plus to be fair he did actually ascend, no one knows HOW he did it but Sigmar is most definitely a god and does being his blessing to his followers.

I mean the chaos gods are known to be 100% real so it's easy to believe if they are then why can't some Kick ass barbarian saviour who founded the Empire?

>>181902865
Other than SHEDDING THE BLOOD OF SAXON MEN and conquering Iberia for Islam, not much

>>181894842
Is there a bigger failure in Warhammer than Morathi?

>failed to convince the council of princes to make her son the pheonix king
>couldn't guilt Malekith into ruling Naggarythe twice
>got completely outplayed by Malekith twice during her cultist insurrection
>lost the siege of Anlec to her son
>her plot to assassinate Bel Shannar and put her son on the pheonix throne ended with him being turned into jerky
>her military campaign to clear the way for Malekith to take the throne went nowhere
>Aith Anar was never stopped, despite her best efforts
>the elite assassins she sent after Imrik couldn't even make it past his bodyguard
>failed to usurp the Everqueen's power and was forced to retreat
>failed to kill Thyriol during their duel
>which led to her plan to disrupt the vortex also failing

The only thing she ever succeeded in was corrupting Malekith, who was the best of the elves, into being almost as big a failure as her.

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Playing Lombards in AoC, here is the current situation

I was able to time up the excommunication from telling the pope to shove his request for ravenna up his ass with my conquering of them, meaning that I was able to quickly subjugate them and kill off my king, only enduring a couple of turns w/ the excommunication penalties.

The Duchies of Beneventum/Spoleto have been destroyed, but I now have the Papal States/the Duchy of Croatia as puppet states in their place (just paid Croatia to be a puppet state after noticing they had the greedy trait)

The Carolingian Cunt is still sending the occasional stack across the alps, and now I have to worry about Provence as well. Thankfully they are too scared of my fleet to try sending any naval forces south into Italy. With the tribute money coming in from Croatia I'm going to build a new army and probably use it to push into provence or into the Theme of Sicily.

Goals
>puppet Venice
>create a network of puppets/allies in the east
>conquer the theme of sicily (will require some diplomatic maneuvering due to their treaty w/ Venice)
>eventually start shedding the blood of the Frankish men

>>181902865
the setting is refreshing after Attila's 50 shades of barbar/constant hunpocalypse, and a lot of the gameplay features are refined (cav toned down, health standardized, building system/fertility changes etc.).

also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvKRbi2ovDY

>>181892107
Seeing the hate and the hype made me excited again.
Can't wait.
JUST FIX MAGIC. Fuck. I don't care, make it more expensive but have an impact on battle, not just a timed hit from a long explosion spell or well aimed fireball. But stacking magical item buffs and traits onto a buff that makes it last a minute and a half of unbreakable double melee attack and double melee defense for one unit.

>>181903675

I just wish they made EVERY spell OP and that way it would be balanced.

>>181903754
Well that and give a chance to overcast even when normally casting.

>>181903754
That's why I like the steel and faith meme

>>181902865
It's easy as shit.

Remember most people suck at both campaign and battle AI, that's why they love the old games where you could conquer the world with paesants.

>>181904374

Not OP enough. I want magic to incinerate enemies, anything that gets touched by a vortex or bolt needs to die.

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Which game has the worst music?

I vote for Attila

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>>181905401
>he doesn't like throat singing

>>181905401
Empire, couldn't recognise a single song from it

Meanwhile just about every Shogun 2 song is memorable. Why does CA hate Jeff Van Dyck so much?

>>181905401
this is my bait

it was made for me

>>181905650
iirc he couldn't continue working w/ them since he lives in leafland and CA is based in Britainistan

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I started a VH campaign

I'm beyond fucked, 27 units, I have a 22 unit army and a 8 unit army, along with the garrison if they decide to invade

My defensive allies are Arverni and Massalia, but they aren't at war with the north celts yet, i could convince them if I save money for some turns and then give all of it to make them join the war

what do

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Is the SFO Empire legendary campaign harder than the vanilla one?

I'm at the point for the game offers not much challenge even in legendary, was wondering if this mod could help.

Thing is, every mod I've played always made games easier ("more balanced" for fucking noobs)

>>181906010
>40 unit armies

for what purpose

>>181906105
SFO is babbymode campaign difficulty since it buffs garrisons. The only way it adds difficulty is by making certain units/factions retardedly op

>>181905401
You are probably baiting the faggot that loves Attila music.

But actually other than the mongolic/tibetan music, Attila is fucking bland as fuck was was Rome 2.

Warhammer has some few good tunes, specially the main one, but honestly Jeff van Dyck music was so much fucking better, Rome 1 and Medieval 2 had a fucking amazing ost, and Shogun 2 is really good as well, half the songs recycled from Shogun 1.

>>181906010
mod for increased army size?

>>181905401
Honestly, Warhammer.

It's not like it's bad, but it doesn't compare to the other games. I guess it just doesn't really have as much character as the rest of the game has, when Warhammer is *the* game where character matters the most because of all the variety and fantasy. Like how each race could have really unique and distinctive, entire soundtracks to them, but instead for the most part it's just a general shared sort of dark fantasy soundtrack for the whole game. I haven't checked for sure, but I think each faction maybe only has like 3 unique songs each. Also overall, there's not much variety to the soundtrack.

It's a shame, because it's clear that CA hiring a really accomplished, professional music director like Van Dyck or Kyd, would so greatly improve Warhammer overall. As it stands, it's just kind of passable but overall forgettable, and unfortunately Warhammer as good as it could get, will never be a 10/10 for me as long as it doesn't have as amazing a soundtrack as some of the other entries into the franchise.

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Hows the Age of Vikings mod?

>>181906308
I dont mind that it buffs garrisons since I always develop that shit anyways, actually it would only mean I would have a harder time sieging, but does it make the AI more aggresive?

Warhammer Ai is fucking gay even on legendary, at most it will send you 3 stacks and then pussy out for a while, unlike Shogun 2 or Attila where it fucking hates you..

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>>181906308
>>181906010

40 unit armies seem to make the AI better at attacking through the campaign

Insubres has another army in their capitol, I'm scared, Roma will get sacked with the second bring of Brennus

>>181906403

It's a savegame modification, really easy to do and seems compatible with every mod out there, army battles will be still only 40 units but I like the change since the AI seems to have problems with multi stack attacks while the player can exploit it a lot

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=318420643

>>181906520
berty gud

These are the two best songs in Warhammer, and possibly, the entire TW series:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpT-s7xDPBc

>>181903754
Not every spell. But I want a decent chance to buff a spell, not just reduce it's cooldown. Even if it's based on magical item chance like, "The staff of time increases the cost of Whatever's Time Warp and adds such and such." Then I would be like, "Ok, I guess I'm going to use that spell more now instead of the net or protection spell."

>>181907394
But that's only one song.

>>181907394
So far I'm not remembering all of the songs from it like Rome 1 or M2, but I will say that the sound design for this game is amazing. As in the noises.
Music's pretty good, but I have to think that they got someone else because of the fantasy stuff, so he or she probably won't be back for M3.

>>181907697

M3 never going to be real.

>>181907747
Of course it will. M2 is one of the most heavily modded games in the world.

>>181907528

No it's NOT!

>>181907697
>>181907747

Closest we will ever get is probably one of those Saga games centered around the crusades or war of the roses or some shit like that.

>>181907394
This is the first time I've actually noticed a decrease in quality for music going from actually playing the game to listening to an upload.
I guess 200 hours will do that.

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>>181864872
I love this shit.

>>181907747
>only 2 Medieval TWs in 17 years
>3 Warhammer games in 3 years

Funtasy wins again lads

>>181907996

and I thought I was casual at 510...

congratulations sir, you must have a life

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Alright Boss, gimme some draw requests and i'l see what i can do. I've gotta head to my WAAAGH first though so it'll be when i come back.

>>181908576

Franz using Mannlet von Cumstain as a footstool, picking his teeth with a runefang

>>181908549
No. I just procrastinate a lot. I think about the game all day, get home at 11 from work, and watch youtube until 2 and play for 1 or 2 hours.
Right now I'm banging out campaigns left and right while I have the next few days off.

>>181907394
Runner up.
https://youtu.be/b24LqT_2GIQ?list=PL9s1kLVoKRu75M9_yatXeBRq7owbsT369

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>>181864872
Destruction.

>>181905401
Rome 2
so fucking bland

>>181908576
give me a tower of the greenskin legendary lords, with skarsnik and gobbla at the bottom, wurrzag(still dancing) next up, then azhag and skullmuncha, and grimgor at the top doing a gainax crossed arm pose

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>>181864872

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So after paying enough money to Massilia, they accepted invading Insubres

>>181909118

was making hellcannons look like giant jizzing cocks intentional?

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>>181909625

Raeti also brought another army, and Nori army made a fort just outside of my fort

Looks like I will have to defend against everything in a few turns

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>>181864872

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>>181864872

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>>181909790

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>>181864872
>>181909790

>>181908576
A Chaos Warrior picking throwing spears and axes out of his armor like he was a Looney Tunes character who fell into a cactus field.

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>>181909735
Must be your imagination :^)

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>>181908576
Dwarfs fighting Vamps in the foot hills of Eastern Sylvania,
Empire getting memed on by Surtha ek
Tree Hitler and Louen fighting a bloody battle against each other while trampling beastmemes
Vlad and Isabella belittling Archaon and Sigvald as they retreat from a valiant defeat

Basically something that's a contrast to the pic in >>181877179

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rolly rolly new campolly

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My rome campaign from last thread continues.
Though the swift capture of Lilybaeum and Sardinia was initially well received by the senate it soon became clear that holding their new land will be a challenge. Constant rebellions prevented the Romans from leaving the towns. Even worse the Carthaginian armies mobilized swiftly. Supported by their navy they sailed to Lilybauem convinced they will overwhelm the defenders and retake the town for Carthage.

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We've all had that one commander.
That general that we cant ever forget. The one magnificent bastard that etched his name into your total war experience forever.

Who was he /twg/?

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>>181911250
As the town was recently captured it was without any form of garrison and so The roman army could do nothing but watch the enemy ships sail towards them.
I did find it funny how Karl Franz voice actor is used by roman soldiers. Hearing Karl Franz shout out "Jupiter give us strength!" is funny. My general also gave a speech in the game which was a speech from the original rome.
>Our roman gods are watching. Make sure they are not ashamed

>>181911213
fuuuck but I don't want the stash and his band of flagellants

So does morale (or leadership) do anything for your soldiers other than not having them break? Like do they fight better?
Or for example do they fight worse when wavering or do they fight exactly as the best they can right until the moment they break?

>>181911861

They don't fight better or worse unless they have an ability that says so.

>>181911427
M2. He cut a swathe through Europe all they way to the far norht-eastern settlement. I had him release captives to get his chivalry up so when he sat in the little motte & bailey, he made it a citadel before the mongols came.
It wasn't his time yet because they headed to Alexandria (balista towers, professional soldiers waiting, max dread general), but when the Timurids came the next general was ready to kill them before they could get 10 feet into Europe.

>>181912025
I see. I was just wondering because I have a hard time choosing leadership stuff. Seems like planning for failure to me.

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>>181911538
The ships landed, and their crew were instantly met by a hail of javelins. Those that survived were easily slain by the hastati. This part of the navy was easily dealt with but the bulk of it was about to land on the other side of the town. The Romans marched as fast as they could.

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>>181909784

So Insubres finally attacked, and their Nori allies came to their aid

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>>181912593

This is the starting position of the armies. Left side is guided by an unexperienced commander, Middle and right side are commanded by Cornellia and Julii families

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>>181912983

The armies try to get into position and some skirmishes start in the center

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>>181912232
Marching with all speed the romans rached the other side of the town however these Carthaginians were not as easy to take as the previous ships. They attacked from multiple directions.

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>>181913747
Then By the grace of the gods a lucky javelin slew the Carthaginian general.

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>>181913898
Though it took longer, the Carthaginians who landed were felled the same way as the previous ships. Freeing the remaining men to support those Carthaginians attacking the sides. Outnumbered they soon fell.

Is Chaos stirring like the Realm divide?
Does it only happen when you have so many settlements or provinces?
Because in this game it happened at turn 68, and I swear I've seen the fuckers come at turn 40 as the Empire.

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>>181864872

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>>181913373

The infantry line collides with the central army and chaos ensues, casualties are high. Left roman flank is almost wiped out by combined cavalry and infantry forces while the general tries to charge the center of the insubres line to save the situation

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>>181914117
Then receiving news that a smaller group of enemy units had landed further along the coast. The romans were ordered to gather in the town center. Inspired by the roman flag waving high in the plaza. They were ready for anything.

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Did i horsefucker good enough.

Also this is very early in the game so im still not sure on some things. Is the Paladin actually good in fights when on a horse? He did okay at first but man did he get shit on fast when i charged him at the orc lord.

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>>181914579
However these were no weak Carthaginians but barbaric Gallic "noble" mercenaries, they were much deadlier then the hastati. Many brave romans fell to their swords. But what they had in strength they lacked in size. The barbarians were outnumbered and allowed a unit of romans to march through a gap and into their flanks.

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>>181914481

Roman's left flank breaks, but insubres' main flank also breaks. Left army gets in time to save the day

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>>181914787
With the mercenaries death the battle was practically over. (well not in actuality, I spent 2 minutes chasing a unit of slingers). Despite being outnumbered superior roman tactics and strength had triumphed. Overjoyed by this news the Senate declared that the sacrifice of those romans who died that day will not be forgotten. Carthage will be destroyed.

>>181914591

Paladin is good, gets a lot better when he gets his pegasus and you can do flying cycle charges, but he's never gonna compete in extended melee against something like an Orc lord.

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>>181914991

This is the situation at the top

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>>181915130

Just as the Insubres army routed, the big Nori army charged from the hill, seeing that all the romans were disorganized. The right reserve army tries to get a position into the hill while all the rest of the army infantry tries to form a defensive line as fast as possible

>>181914591
Yeah, he takes hits like a bitch for a while.
Buff up his charge and keep him with your general to quickly slaughter enemy heroes and lords.
Like the other anon said. Once he gets the Pegasus, he's killer.
What virtue did you get on him?

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>>181915318

The defensive line is formed but the stakes are getting too high, the army is fully committed at this point

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>>181915426

Armies collide, Nori seem too many but the tide is still contested

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>>181916025

A massive hole appears in the lines, all hastati start running for their lives

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>>181915016
With the destruction of their largest army and navy at Lilybaeum the seas to Carthage was clear. The Mediterranean is not big enough for 2 nations named after their largest city! An evil fog came over the city as the roman armies were nearly upon it. As though nature sensed the city's fall.

So do you guys still say: Shogun 2: Total War, Warhammer Total War, Total Warhammer?, Attila Total War, or did you start saying Total War: _______?
I never made the switch. The only one that sounds ok to me is Total War, Rome 2 for some reason.

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>>181916450

Central Insubres line gets wiped out too, and a big pocket appears in the left side, things aren't lost yet

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>>181916606
The navy was led by Decimus Brutus. A cunning man he had led the roman navy in all engagements since the Etruscan war. His catapults were well aimed and slew many of the city's garrison. And then opened a hole in the walls for the army.

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>>181916741
The army was split in 2. The first were the Hastati who were ordered to take the walls. They were lead by Papirus Cursor. The same drunken senator who had urged the senate to invade Carthage after taking Syracuse.

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>>181916668

Celts manage to break through the right side and surround the rest of the forces

The roman general dies in the scene trying to break the right side

All is lost

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>>181916876
The second was a small elite force of Princepes and triarii. This group was lead by Lucius Julius Libo. Carthage would be another victory added to Lucius' already long list of accomplishments.

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>>181916983

Some units still hold the left side but they are getting killed

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So how the shit will mana vortex mechanics work on combined map?

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>>181917015
It did not take much for the city to fall. The small garrison was overwhelmed by the larger and more skilled Romans. Lucius oversaw the executions of most Carthaginian politicians. The roman soldiers were given 4 days to do what they wish upon the populace. The men of the city killed in the streets like dogs, the women raped and left for dead, the children enslaved. The cruel barbarity of the legion was even encouraged by Lucius as a way to 'avenge" the many Romans who had died at Lilybaeum.
All the while dolphins swam happily outside the harbor. Unaware of the slaughter taking place. Unaware that Carthage would never be the same again.

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>>181917376

So i got buttfucked by the AI, shameful display

>>181911427
>Medieval 2 c. 2014
>Michel Canton
>French General
>Never brought into royal family because princesses kept getting married off to other characters
>Holds Metz against a nearly endless onslaught of HRE doomstacks
>Never lost a single siege
>Personally led several last-ditch charges through the streets of Metz
>Led the revenge crusade into the HRE
>Died of old age shortly after we took Frankfurt

I played TW:Warhammer a while ago and never quite finished my campaign as greenskin. Should I go forward with getting all the DLCs for the new races? Is there any good ones in particular I should get? What about the lord DLC packs? Do they add a lot of units to the game? Why do I have to pay 3.99 to add blood and gore to my game?

>>181917597
What's today?

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>>181917432
The Carthaginians were rightfully afraid. Reduced to their holdings in Hispania and the Balearics, the senate saw fit to make peace. For rebellions were threatening Italia itself, and any further expansion would no doubt result in more unrest.

>>181917394
They need to work on the walls first.
Units running through the wrong breach.
Teleporting up and down is stupid.
archers won't fire at units on the wall if they're also on the wall.
Units still have a hard time running to meet the assaulting units.

Like, God damn. How is it so difficult? What's so different about coding the walls? Maybe they need a guy to work on invisible wall collisions or something.

>>181917597
Is friday evr the day?

>>181882716
Vamps, but go Von Carstein, Mannlet is shit.

>>181917394
They won't. The combined map will have the chaos invasion as the end game not the vortex.

>>181918026

And how the shit is Archaon supposed to ever get to Lustria?

I have 400 hours in warhammer and cant literally remember any of the themes

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>>181918085
If only there was a faction in Warhammer that worshiped chaos and was known for traversing the seas to distant lands looking for loot, and glory.

>>181918085
The same way the Chaos invasion effects the orcs. The orcs have those bjornling fleets appear off their coasts. And if the chaos invasion destroys the dark elves (because remember naggaroth is connected to the chaos wastes) then chaos will push past them into northern lustria. And Mazdumandi's city is the northernmost Lizardmen city.
Archeaon will probably stay near the empire but other chaos stacks can still go to Lustria.

>>181917597

Today is NOT the day

Today will NEVER be the day

>>181918361
>>181918412

Badlands Chaos invasion is a joke that dies within 5 turns max.

If that's the end game mechanic in Lustria it's going to be pathetic.

/v/ shat on warhammer

Fucking finally they woke up to how trash it is, and before you drones start complaining, I said to myself I wouldn't talk about it as long as they unfucked it with "2", turns out it's even worse trash

>>181918803
A victory objective will probably be destroy the chaos warriors.
Lizardmen crusades all the way to Kislev to kick Chaos shit in.

>>181918818
does your life feel less depressing when you write about not liking things people like?
perhaps you get a little bit of solidarity hoping that somewhere in the big wide world somebody aggreees with you.
Unfortunately the truth is you will never be happy anon, give up 4chan if you have really gotten this bad.

HOLY SHIT SKAVEN REVEAL TURN ON CNN

>>181919353
>Rats
LMAO THOSE ARE NOT EVEN REAL ANIMALS XDDDD
FUCKING CNN LYING AGAIN XDD

hey has anyone managed to mod siege weapon damage/ammo types with the projectiles and missiles tables?

No matter what I set a specific siege weapon to fire (the stirland great cannon is what I'm trying to edit) I cannot actually change it's damage or projectiles/range at all.

which is odd. anyone know what tables you need to modify to alter siege weapons?

I've changed the missile weapon type under battlefield engines too.

anyone know where I'm going wrong?

>>181919265

It obviously does since I said so in the post, I'm relieved people are waking up to how jewish and shit CA has been with warhammer.

But hey let's wait for another dinosaur animation or high elf still! Please CA marketing campaign shit in my mouth more with irrelevant information!

Where's the rats guy when you need him.

>>181919778
>jewish
They not even close to Paradox.

If im looking to make a lord/hero more tanky do i want to boost armor or melee def first? Im not really sure which one boosts survivability more.