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Fit edition

>New assault (2CP) map: Horizon Lunar Colony is live! Yes, that includes in competitive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIsDXT8Xl8I [Embed]

>Latest PC patch notes
PTR: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20812212
Live: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc

>Upcoming changes to the Highlights (PotG) system and the lootbox drop rates (fewer duplicates, more coins for your dupes) are coming soon™.
>You can check them out on the PTR now, along with the new crosshair shape and color options.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkYJlPMdWNA [Embed]

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Hero tips, tricks, and basics
http://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Source/Quake mouse sensitivity converter
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Personal Stats / Leaderboards
https://overbuff.com/
https://masteroverwatch.com

>eSports Info and Contenders League
http://over.gg/
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
https://www.overwatchcontenders.com/

>Previous thread:
>>181268125
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im ready now
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>>181321758
We're rooting for you
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>>181321724
Why do hanzo, junk rat, and widow only mains keep getting put on my team after I get a win streak or near promotions?
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>>181321724
How do I get good at hitting heads with widow?
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Here comes T.Racer!
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Ana is for loving.
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I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD
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>>181321893
Can you handle it?
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Another game, another team of sweating retards
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>>181321891
well hes not wrong
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>>181321962
Yes, gimme!
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>>181322040
>>181321962
>>181321893
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>>181321724
How to get as buff as Reinhardt?
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>>181322040
You'll get it soon
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>>181322248
>Hanzo glaring at McCree
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>yet another undocumented patch today

Inb4 there isn't a patch.
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Zarya is best waifu
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>>181321724
>Fit edition
Pharah reporting in
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>be playing comp
>Trumpgod69 is on our team
>is pol incarnate
>insults everyone
>throws
I cant get away from pol anywhere
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>>181322365
I love Korra
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I'm not gay for rein but this image feels relevant.
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>>181322365
gib me pharah gf
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>>181322352
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>>181322431
Hard not to love cute, fit, brown girls
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>>181322454
Where do you want her delivered?
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>>181322431
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>>181322365
>>181322454
>>181322471
Stop posting this ugly SFW shit.
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>>181322508
MOAR
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>>181322438
Its okay to admire Rein's body
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>>181322516
That looks pretty shitty.
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>people ship zarya and orisa

Of all that things that don't make sense, this is certainly up high on the totem pole
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>>181322528
Blender then.
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>>181322528
not this guy but I agree
SFM porn looks like shit regardless of what the subject matter is, yet overwatch makes it look even worse with those fucking eyes
I know the person I responded to said SFW but theyre all SFM as well (or at least look like it)
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>>181322642
This. few of them can be good but it's often the eyes that just look so lifeless.
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>>181322642
I meant to say SFM but I'm retarded.
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>>181322619
the highest being zarya and zen since zaryas a lesbian and zen's gay :3c
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>>181321887

>Ywn Ana being creampied with the load that is Pharah
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>>181322741
>>181322638
>>181322454
>>181322471
>>181322365
tfw no tall brown athletic gf
:(
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>Die to scatter arrow
>Respawn
>Die to scatter arrow
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>>181322957
>hanzo when I started: HOLY SHIT SWITCH OFF
>hanzo now: sick nasty
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Does Rein's hammer fucking pull you backwards into range due to favour the shooter?!
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>Mercy maining gamer girls are invincible now
>especially when they have a lucio or the healing payload around i can never kill them
>90 % of the games i played against them i lost
>they all climb easily to diamond / master
>i am still a silver shitter
>when i try to main mercy i get a 35 % win rate

A-At least i don't have to deal with them, because they aren't in my shitter silver rank anymore.

BUT IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR!!!
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>>181323098
Actually it knocks you back, and can push you out of damage range while doing so, resulting in a hit that does no damage.
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>>181322528
no, it looks good to me, including the eyes

>>181322638
non shitty skin version when?
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>>181323314

Whenever I try to escape it as speed boosting lucio it repeatedly pulls me backwards.
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Reminder that if you play Pharah you should use concussive blast by firing it at your feet in a 90 degrees angle
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aussies actually winning lads
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>playing comp with randoms
>being a good and obedient healslut as always
>lose point because stupid shits are thrown from the edge of the map by Phara or Lucio so i could not rez them
Why this shit happens to me when i'm 100 points from plat?
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>>181323565
>aussies actually winning lads
This cant be true
Australia is full of shit cunts who cant win at anything.
this is coming from an australian who witnessed multiple fights at centerlink over some guy who pushed in the line and they believed him over the other guy so it resulted in a punch up, so lemme confirm that we're all testosterone filled retards
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>>181323362
>t. guy who makes and posts these pharah sfms
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It's time kick Hana off the table
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>>181323717
well it is only against island chinks
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>>181323721
just some of them
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>>181323465
????
Like this?
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>>181323887
y/n are you tumblr guy
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>>181323887

The body model from >>181323362 is disgusting.

Make a better/softer one please.
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I really want this thing to be real
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>>181324135
Does it say DIE DIE DIE when you hug it?
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>>181324050
There's nothing exactly "hard" about it.
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>>181324278

It just looks like shit.
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>>181324050
I think the model is okay, I just think that the sfm using it is pretty lackluster. Come to think of it, she should be a tiny bit less ripped and a little bit taller. Also her nips should be darker, don't know if the maker has ever seen arab nips
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>>181324339

I like the softer models like
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2224243
better.
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how fucking long can it take for blizz to put duel back in arcade
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>comp
>KOTH
>losing 0:2
>change tactics, swap most of our heroes
>somebody picks Symmetra
>end up winning 3:2
>enemy team gets buttblasted about our Symmetra
I guess getting microwaved by mercyboosted autism beam isn't particularly fun.
It's so nice to not have a full team of autistic tiltfags every once in a while.
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Why does this whole thread consist of Pharah porn?
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>>181324542
that ones okay but it gets overused when you see the exact same body with 2 different heads and skin tones, like what is this, Mass Effect Andromeda
im just a fag who wants their porn canonically accurate
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>>181324637
Because you aren't talking about the game
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>>181324637

Pharah isn't even attractive.
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>>181324697
look I was ready to spot posting but you're wrong
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Sup bois, playing >console
How do I do a good Windowcleaner? Design-wise she's my favourite character, and I think the lore surrounding her is neat. I just wanna do some neato headshots and stuff when I play her in QP or Arcade.

I feel like when I'm scoped, most of my shots are when my reticule is over the head/chest area, but often I don't even get a hit. What do?
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>>181324862
Buy the PC version
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>>181324697
>t. roastie who never works out
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how do people play the game so much they have a silver border and are still fucking platinum
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>>181324938
I wonder this so much

They are always the worst players on the team as well I'm diamond
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>>181324935

She brown.
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>>181325172
>implying brown isn't best
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If you wanna watch a fun video

https://youtu.be/DWxqeQ5kuu8
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>>181323984
No, at her feet, and her blast comes out of her arms not her gun
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>>181323249
There is a mercy in grand masters with a 20% win rate.

Someone should have the clip.
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>>181323984
>Like this?

>>181323989
Who is tumblr guy? I post on tumbler, but also DA, pixiv, sankaku, phael etc


>>181324050
>disgusting
Your opinion. But if you want to suggest improvements I'm open to suggestions. I don't know what softer means to you. Less ripped? She is canonically fit and it should show. I'd take that over something like the DoA models that are fighters but show little to no muscles

> Also her nips should be darker, don't know if the maker has ever seen arab nips
her body is a darker version of Cassie Cage
>>181324697
what?
>
she's the prettiest girl in the game
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I love Dr Ziegler.

She's a kind doctor and a humanitarian.

Do you love someone anon? Tell me about them.
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>>181321724
Did they nerf the crates?

Every crate I get is literally only blues and silvers, almost always duplicates, and therefore I only get 30 credits per crate.

The fuck is this shit.
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every fucking game, same three instalocks: Genji, Hanzo, Widow.

>lie down
>try not to tilt
>tilt a lot
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>>181325574
Why don't you submit a proof for your claim
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So what are some ways to practice mechanics outside of practicing vs people and bots? I remember one people used to suggest was

Custom Game
Mcree
All Ana bots
Headshots only
2CP, try to pluck all their heads while attacking and they're healing each other and capture both points solo

And last thread I saw an Ana one, custom bots up movement speed but I CBA to go back and post more details
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>>181324697
nigga u gay
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>>181326162
Best way to practice incoming
Custom game
0% respawn time
500% movespeed
500% damage done
Pick Symmetra and camp spawn with turrets
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>Plat every previous season
>Stuck in Gold
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>>181325638

Mei is more attractive.

>>181325250

The race war will change your mind.
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>>181326748
>fat chink better than this
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>>181326748
>doesn't like delicious brown
>likes zipper head chink

Kek
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>ITT
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>wallhacks
>slows
>stuns
>auto aim high dps

why do these exist, even if they're not good they're incredibly unfun to play against
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>>181326748
can't be serious
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>My ultimate is ready.
>Waiting for everyone to group up
>keep dying to 1v3's
>Anon, why didn't you do anything

DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO STOP FIGHTING?
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>>181326940
>>181326980
>>181327507

>not liking delicious thicc
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>>181327493
>wallhacks
Not a big deal, fun to use, easy to play around if you listen for them
>slows
>stuns
>auto aim high dps
Absolutely mandatory balance mechanics to allow shit like Tracer and Genji to exist
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>>181327636
I agree they need to be in the game as long as there is no movement acceleration
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Everyone loves who they love for a reason. We should all be nicer to each others waifus.

I love my waifu very mach but that doesn't mean I have any ill will towards other waifus.
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>almost rank up
>start getting the 5 dps team
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>>181322525
Oh jesus, we need some Korra x Pharah stuff.
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>>181327826
Waifu wars are fucking pointless
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>>181327831
its time to carry like a pro as a tank or lucio
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>"attack torb main"
>builds his turret in the corners by the choke, doesn't even upgrade it, literally never uses his gun
>somehow dead 75% of the game
>still win anyway
He was trolling right?
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>>181324697
>not liking brown girls
Faggot
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>stop playing for a month
>want to try Roadhog changes because apparently he's "dead"
>play 1 game
>stomp
>he's better than before due to my playstyle

t. gold
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>>181325693
>People spend more than the cost of the game to get boxes full of duplicate voicelines
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>>181328472
It killed flank hog and severely gimped his anti-flank effectiveness.

Deathball comps still find him useful because of the ridiculous range on hook.
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>>181328606

>implying I ever flanked

Everyones getting so upset that he's "dead"

Nigga just right click them before you hook, if you can't hit them then that's your own fucking problem.
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>go nuts on dva
>drop a 70-bomb
>enemy team dont get a single ability through
>20sr
t...thanks blizz
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>got sick
>can't hear shit temporarily hopefully
>one ear half-deaf
>one ear almost deaf
>still better situational awareness than all of my teammates
Is everybody playing with sound off or something?
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When the fuck is the Widow statues being shipped?
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>Blizzard in charge of hitboxes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cVZKQdP3Hs
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>>181329054
Hopefully soon
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>summer games is around the corner
>all the plebs will get muh rare skins

I will have to find new skins to assert my snowflake status, gonna miss being one of the cool guys on the block with sprinter tracer and blone zarya.
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>>181329150
>blizzard in charge of game design
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>>181329150
wow they didnt tested with winston ult?

seems he just freezes instead of flinching
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>top 3 hated hero mains
>why you hate them

1. Mercy
>cant play anything else when someone else takes Mercy. Proceeds to pick Torb or Symmetra becuase they have auto aim
>forgets they have a pistol because they think their team is supposed to always protect them
>thinks they can overheal and damage boosts CQC heroes like Reaper and Winston

2. Hanzo
>refuses to switch even if its KOTH, and there is a enemy Winston, Genji, Widow, Tracer, and D.Va
>justifies pick with gold elims @ 2 and boasts he has more kills than healers on his team when they call him out

3. Symmetra
>picks Symmetra regardless of what map they are on. Always picks Symmetra. Never switches ever. Thinks putting a teleport right before the first point is captured is a good idea. Thinks shields on first point is a good idea. Thinks putting all 6 turrets at the choke is a good idea. Thinks using his shield is only for his team.
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>>181329343
Noire is the only one you could do that with now
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Is it true that the meta of the game is completely different on consoles? A PS4 player I know was telling me something about that
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>>181321724

guys, OW sombra + some pros are playing QC 1 mi tournament qualifiers atm

>www twitch tv/quakechampions

this shit is frenetic as fuq
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>>181329343

It's not hard to get skins in this game and a lot of them are so superior they replace the base skin.

If you really want to be unique use the default skins.
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>>181329495
I play a lot of Mercy and Symmetra and I do none of these things.
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>>181329742
Top 10 is basically just pharah/mercy, with KBM using tracers.
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>>181329742

Aiming is much harder on consoles so there are more characters who require less aim being represented and Torb was so powerful he has console-only nerfs.
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>>181329784
This, the biggest hipsters use the OG skins.
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REMINDER THAT GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN
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>>181329495
1. Genji
They're bad, they think they're hot shit, and they tantrums at a moment's notice. Could be all banned and have Genji deleted and the game wouldn't suffer at all.

2. Soldier 76
Tend to be whiny babies. Not as bad as Genji, but still annoying.

3. D.va
Nothing personal, she's just a fucking annoying hero.
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>>181329343
Hope you have noire widow and blizzcon bastion otherwise get the fuck out
>>
So, who else thinks by "decreasing duplicates", they're just going to increase the drop rate on straight coins?
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>never watch streamers
>at work bored
>give it a try
>watching top 500 streamers
>they're trickling
>they're trying to 1v6 on purpose
>they're screaming at the chat
>they're not joining team chat
>they have bad aim
>chat is filled with "LUL" and "KAPPA!!!!" (what the fuck does this even mean?)

How are these people in Top 500, and why do I play better than they do when I'm in low plat?
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>>181329245
Good. She needs to hang out with the Reaper one I got.

Now just need a Sombra one.
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>>181323568
>100 from plat
Pfff
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>>181330031

I would rather have that than dupes honestly.
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>>181330031
thats what they did. they flat out stated tehre will be more coins

this is still a good thing because coins is worth more that dupes. someone already posted a PTR video of buying all commons to force rares to come out, and it fucking worked.
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>>181330042
top 500 don't take the game seriously because they're either on a pro team, so soloQ means nothing to them unlike pro matches or just treat OW as it is, a game
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>Pick Sombra
>Team starts griefing
LOOKS LIKE I HAVE TIME TO DO SOME RESEARCH
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>>181329745

im watching the stream here

how does OW gameplay and style compares to QC?

it will be released for consoles too?

>Console player here
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>>181330324

People haven't realized the nightmare of having to face a good Sombra yet. It's fucking annoying getting hit by EMP every fight. If Sombra can get her EMP off and kill at least 1 person then you've lost the teamfight.
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>>181321829

aim at heads and click M1
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>>181330394
>tfw I can finally get the summer games items rng fucked me out of
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>>181330390

one is calm and it has waifus and tumblrite husbandos

the other one its full on crack and it has badass waifus, lizard waifus and badass husbandos

one of them being this hellish male samus aran

the only problem is that OW has good launcher while QC is stuck on Bethesda's Shitty Launcher, thougj it doesnt matter because Illidan voices Ranger(quake 1 protagonist) and Bitterman(quake 2 protagonist) will be voiced by MacCree
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>>181330515
>Trying to play Zen when there's a good Sombrero around
>APAGANDO LAS LUCES
>Die everytime
Pls end my suffering Jeff
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>Rein on team
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post Sombra soundtracks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOL7aeIDruA
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>"Soldier did you do anythin" -3rd dps widow as we end the defense round of route 66 with the enemy having 0 time left as they hit the 3rd point in overtime


>Well seeing as I have gold elims, damage, silver obj kills, bronze healing, yeah probably

>"wow a soldier that does lots of damage colour me surprised"

There is legitimately no winning with these people. Logic does not apply
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>>181330687
>tfw always had all bloo items minus gold gun

I regret not getting hers 1st.
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>>181330687
>>181321854
Overwatch Winter games when?
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>>181330748
I legit solo ulti Zens if they have been doing too well in a game.

Nothing tilts them more.
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>>181330765
this is why the too many sniper warning exists

not even honkzo would go to the point. they cant take the pressure like how its needed
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>>181330748
Seriously, she already counters the fuck out of Zen and her ult literally instant kills him. Fuck that spic cunt
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>>181330764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gDQpThu5bw
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>>181329150
Not even surprised things like this happen at this point.
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what the fuck are you supposed to do if someone on your team in compet just spits their dummy out over something completely irrelevant and decides to throw your game

kapkan pls
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>Game updates
>There are no patchnotes.

I've been saving these lootboxes for the change. When do we get it on Live?
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I havent seen this anywhere but some girl was filming in a toy fair and infront of an overwatch picture there was three nendo figures.
One was purple, one had blond hair and one looked like soldier.
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>>181331346
your lootboxes wont get updated
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>>181331314

You're not meant to win every game.
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>>181331346

>this bait again
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>>181331436
>playing 5v6 is fair
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>>181331391
You have a link? :-} anon said that the mercy nendo was gonna get revealed at AX.
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>>181331539

Not every game is meant to be fair
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>One match from Plat
>Get a leaver
>This is the sixth time in a row this has happened

Real talk, why does this keep happening? Blizzard has to have a system in place to promote it, it's impossible for this to be coincidence.
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>>181331587
Some girl called vivid vision's video feed
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>lost 15 comp games in a row
>quit ranked, rank won't decay past 3 thousand, was never getting masters, so who cares
>go back to qp
>lose 30 games in a row
>last game I play, I check the enemy team
>all gms and masters
>my team has all golds and one plat

I'm already suicidal, why was I dealt this hand of anger and misery?
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>>181331893
facebook or what?
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what should I set my in game mouse sensitivity to?
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>>181331430
So what you're saying is whatever is in my boxes now is already predetermined? So I might as well just open them now.

Fuck.

>>181331521
Mother fucker this is the first time I've ever been to this general. I didn't fucking know it was bait.
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>>181331969
Insta
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>>181331916

Welcome to my world. I just don't care anymore about comp, it's too stressful getting yelled at by Mercy mains or some 13 year old calladoody kid.
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>add fuck ton of shields and barriers
>remove overall damage from the stats to make sure nobody is bothered to destroy shields
just amazing game design
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>>181331997
Everyone has their own sens that works best for them, anon.
Make a game against 6 Ana bots and change your sens until it feels right.
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>playing lucio
>my team has 3 tanks and 2 dps
>tanks scream for heal
what did they mean by this? do they expect me to sit next to them for 20 seconds to heal them?
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>>181332058
>normiegram

Thanks for your help anon.
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>>181332229
>do they expect me to sit next to them for 20 seconds to heal them?

uh, yes. of course they do
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>>181331997
I don't know man, I play on 3200 dpi with 4 sens.
>>181331916
>>181332110
I literally never have overtly negative comp experiences. Sure, I've had some people get mad, but most games are either silent or gg.
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>>181332257
>he thinks people on insta are normal
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>>181332123
Barrier damage is recorded in your profile but not in match. You still need to break barriers to do hero damage so i havent seen a difference
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>>181332229
if you E while healing you can give them something like 250 HP

still dumb but w/e
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>>181332386
>I literally never have overtly negative comp experiences

You're lucky. I've never had a silent comp game. In fact I prefer to be silent and only use my mic for callouts and just use the macros otherwise, but then in 30% of the games there's some faggot who says "yooooo why aren't you guys talking it's comp you gotta talk on your mic."

Lost something like 200 SR this season just because people were either throwing or thought someone else was throwing and decided to throw. You can lose games right in the spawn because your team starts arguing over off-meta picks.

Comp is a hellhole and I'm glad I'm out.
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>play mercy, don't get a single res off, die 10 times, not even gold healing
>lose 12 SR
>play D.va, 4 gold medals, 25k damage blocked, 12 self-destruct kills
>lose 35 SR

Yeah this isn't broken at all.
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>>181332702
>inb4 platinum console player defends the matchmaking system
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>>181331804
You're aware blizzard themselves can literally just cause people to disconnect right? They can do that.
But they don't. The real reason that happens is because OW has utterly shit net code
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>>181332826

It's gotten worse since the last patch too. A couple matches I've had the sound cut out except for my own character's voice lines, and I've never had so much lag/noregs before. What the fuck did they do?
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>>181327918
Be kind to the lonely and incelibate. It helps them to deal with life and there are far worse ways of dealing with life. Many of them aren't too far gone and will find real happiness someday.
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>>181324135
>you will never be Jack Morrison
>you will never be drawn alongside a legion of adorable black squish balls that both love you and hate you at the same time

Thank goodness I have a dog that does the exact same thing
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>>181331916
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>eichenwalde offence
>playing pharah
>enemies have no hitscans and absolute fucking shit team comp with lucio as their only healer
>use the meme flank and kill their 2 dps
>I go to the castle to spawn kill them hoping my team could push 5v4
>I kill one of the dps again but have to back off
>my team is still at the fucking choke
>I get some damage done and my ult ready
>flank and get triple kill with barrage
>now my team pushes
>Im low health because Im not getting any heals
>I die
>my team loses 5v3
>lose 45sr
I know I should have stayed with my team but I gave my team enough fucking time to push 5v4 and enemies didnt have any real dps
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>>181330761
>Rein on team
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>4 games back to back on Gibraltar
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>>181333564
I feel like I haven't played Gibraltar in ages. I'll take your luck.
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>>181333564
>seven out of ten matches are 2cp
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>>181332386
>3200 dpi 4 sens

holy fuck

I'm at 400 DPI 8 sens and it feels too high sometimes.
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>>181330761
>Rein on team
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>mfw I play dva and winston jumps in front of me thinking he's hot shit
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>>181333532
>mercy will never jack me off while I call her mommy
life is pointless
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Who's ready for that AX panel today?
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>>181332702
>>181332814
>lose 4 games as orisa and gain back all the sr i lost in one win as orisa
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>>181334775
kys
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>>181334808

I'm not getting my hopes up, it iwll probably be nothing.
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>>181334808
If someone's going to the panel and gets to ask a question please ask about why Spain looks like that. It seems harmless enough that Chu might answer it.
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>>181334890
It will be chu and the voice actors bullshitting
Mercer will be there so we will get funny McCree lines from him. He's always good at dropping lines on queue.
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ive thrown so many fucking games and im still not banned, 40+ games just this season. 11 reports per game and not even warning or temp ban...
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>>181330805
Expect to get a new dva legendary next year
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>>181334808
so depressing. All my anime frineds ditched
me :(
why am I so unlikeable.
I really want to go to AX, but it's so depressing alone :( I live in the area too.
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>>181334989
I would rather ask if Fred would want to see S76 reconcile with Reaper and if so how would he apologize.

1. It would make Chu start masturbating uncontrollably.
2. Fred would probably give a really good answer since he's so invested in the character.

But no one has enough intelligence to ask an interesting question like that.
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when the fuck are they going to fix the bugs that came with the recent patch?

D.va ult blows 1-2 secs earlier than it should, and I haven't seen anything in patchnotes about it?
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>>181334668
SPLASHDOWN
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>fucking blow my placements
>get placed in low gold
>somehow on a 8 game winning streak after placements
>almost close to plat now
While I'm mostly preparing for my inevitable crash and burn this shit's too funny. Enemy teams are going divecomp and don't even know how to play divecomp
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>>181334808
It's going to be useless like nearly every VA panel. Complete with some tumblr whale asking questions about shipping or amputees
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>playing capture point
>99% vs 99% overtime
>running to the point as mei while teammates contest
>quickly tom brady my ult
>watch as it goes two feet in front of me and levitates there for a moment before dissapearing

fix your shit blizzard
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>>181335575
>guys, let's go dive
>nobody goes Winston
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>>181335207
>D.va ult blows 1-2 secs earlier than it should

Holy shit I thought it was just me.
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why does reaper feel like he moves so slow? move those fat legs.
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>>181321724
What are the most important traits to carry and climb without mercy memes?

What I mean is, define "git gud".
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>enemy deflecting or bubbled
>must stop any moment now
>Start shooting the moment I think it wears off
>defect/bubble still active for 3 irl days

In tense situations time just doesn't seem to pass, god damn

>>181335889
Not all heroes can carry
Be flexible/adaptable
Communicate
Don't waste ults
Learn about staggering and other meta shit
Know the maps
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>>181335793
that's just an example, other ults have fucked up timings too
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What do all the characters eat for breakfast?
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>>181335998
>hear Genji's weeablade battlecry
>kill genji
>"cool he wasted his ult"
>Mercy solo rezzes him
>mfw genji didn't waste his ult
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>>181335207
I know it's not important but even some interactions seem fucked. I had Genji spout his reply to Zarya when she was only a word into her part
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>>181336186
Soldier 76: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3248cEcvLA
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>>181335998
What is staggering?

Don't want to go and learn that on reddit.
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>>181335112
Are you really unlikable or do you have shitty friends? Maybe you're blowing it out of proportion and like here most people don't think it'll be interesting enough to go?

Unless you have VIP access, most of these events are more a hassle then anything else.
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>team leaves me with healer spot
>they are all shit at their roles
>noone wants to go healer and let me carry
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>>181335849
Reaper is NOT fat!
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>>181336328
It means you keep an enemy alive for a while before killing them so the enemy team has to wait for them to respawn
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>2cp
>win defense phase at 0/0
>literally all we need to do is get any percent progress on point and we win
>NOPE TEAM DECIDES TO BE RETARDED AND SWITCH TO 5 FUCKING DPS AND TRICKLE IN FOR THE ENTIRE MATCH UNTIL THE GAME ENDS IN A DRAW
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>>181336328
Sometimes you let an enemy live a little bit after wiping the rest so they have to wait an extra bit for a full group, or they dont and you havr an easier team fight
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>>181335849
Because of his edgelord cyberpunk boots
>CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP
>DEATH COMES
>CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP
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>>181336342
well yeah thats what I mean. I've been to AX many times, but I don't want to go alone. AX clears the rooms, so you have to wait in line for any of the events. and it really sucks waiting in line alone when everyone else has friend aaround
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>>181336328
Don't aim for a team wipe, just kill enough that they are forced to withdraw.
Scatters the enemy team across the map and forces a regroup instead of them all respawning at the same time.
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As a Mccree main who has barely touched GM, this is the worst fucking meta since koth before they removed hero limits.

It's fucking garbage, why play mccree when soldier is just better in every way while also being 100 times more forgiving mechanically/strategically.

Why play a character so mechanically demanding when some drooling retard can just remove you from the game by holding RMB with one hand and jerk off onto his DVA figurine with the other.

And when you make a good play and wipe the entire enemy team, some previously-gold gurl gamer can just resurrect them from her spawn because you killed her first, like you're fucking supposed to.

This entire fucking game feels like it was made to make people feel like they're good despite doing nothing actually impressive and seems outright hostile to the idea of someone being good at it.
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>>181336197
Why the fuck is Genji so favoured? Bastion's ult wind-up leaves it both immobile and vunerable for much longer than Genji, but Bastion never gets a second chance unless it dies immediately.
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>>181335889
Always join team chat to hear callouts. Even if you don't have a mic or aren't feeling talkative, it helps to hear callouts and other valuable information. Remember that this is a team game, and the two most important things in any team game are teamwork and morale. Mechanical skill won't get you very far if you have bad communication skills. You can't "solo carry" and if you think you can you're playing the wrong game. Always pay attention to your environment and be wary of flankers. Never EVER tunnel vision. Good coordination and awareness has a HUGE impact in this game. Also, make sure that the enemy Mercy dies in teamfights, as all of your efforts will be in vain if she's allowed to use her ult. And on that same note, keep YOUR Mercy alive. Never underestimate Symmetra as her beam does more than double Mercy's healing output in damage. She can kill healers and squishy targets in literally 2 seconds. Also keep in mind that Pharah is in almost every game in every rank, appearing even more than Winston and D.Va combined. Always be prepared or she'll bomb your healers to death with her fair and balanced 80 splash damage for not even aiming. Finally, never get greedy or overextend. The moment you overextend and get picked off, your team won't have enough to hold the objective.

Also, what >>181335998 said. Don't forget to practice and improve yourself.
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>>181337030
>this nigga doesnt know how to jump and transform
nigga do you even watch the bayformer movies?
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>>181337127
Of course you can jump and transform but that wasn't the main point of my post. Also rocket jumping with the tank form is fucking fun.
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>Mystery Heroes
>2Mei vs 2Mei showdown
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He isn't wrong.
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>>181336832
>>181336592
>>181336473
>>181337054

I always thought about the staggering thing somehow but I never knew how to do it properly specially if I am soloQ
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>>181336860
You obviously suck

Wipe team and push ahead to their spawn to kill the Mercy before she gets there. Good McCrees can do this, use your damn flash
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>>181337265
He went into the arena shooter business when the only thing he likes is CStier hitscan, what the fuck was he expecting?
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>>181337054
>Always join team chat to hear callouts
Nah, don't listen to this fag. There's plenty of GMs who don't join voice chat at all.
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>>181337265

OW has destroyed this man.
>>
>stop taking ten seconds to aim every time I use reaper's teleport
>suddenly notice that its actually pretty fast
Well how about that
>>
I'd like to give a big THANKS to Blizzard for removing 1v1 from the arcade gamemodes, so now i can finally enjoy the 5 minutes queue time and play with degenerates to get the weekly 3 lootboxes
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>>181337265
what teh fuck happened?

is this about the aimbot "rumors"
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>>181337583
his skill set doesnt match dive meta. There is something else too I guess
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>>181337398
He had no problem with OW when McCree was the best DPS hero.
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>>181337583
>what teh fuck happened?
If you played nothing but OW 24/7, you'd want to kill yourself too.
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>>181336807
Maybe your friends don't think it'll be worth going because nothing significant will happen? It's a VA meet up + Michael Chu with regards to Overwatch. Someone might say something funny maybe but that's the extent of it.

Unless there's a bunch of other stuff you're interested in AX for I wouldn't go if it meant going alone. Lot's of hassle for a bunch of nothing.
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>>181337583

He fucking hates dive.
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>>181337702
mcmeme deserves a buff anyway

>>181337758
well i do play other games but they are mostly niche spess gaems. if they had a bigger playerbase id likely play them more.

>>181337840
thats lame. i only do QP but i can tell you that diving as dva is hella fun. maybe he needs a diving hitscan hero?
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>>181329495
>>thinks they can overheal and damage boosts CQC heroes like Reaper and Winston
You can't damage boos Reap or Win?
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>>181337909
>mcmeme deserves a buff anyway

lol maymay
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>>181337583
Yeah, just "rumors" bro

https://youtu.be/JRo0Csl8P2Y

>fanboys will defend this
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You can solo-carry in this game up to a certain point. Up to diamond players are complete drooling retards with no understanding of the game. Tell them to group up then go in last and use them as meat shields. Reaper/Pharah/Bastion are busted at these ranks despite there being a ton of DVA players.

Once you get to diamond it gets a little harder and there start to be games that you cannot win. Players at this rank are still bad, but not complete retards to the point where you can go in 1v6. Widow is probably the best character for getting out of diamond. Players position poorly and LOVE to try to duel you. She also tilts people and most team at this rank lack the coordination to effectively shut you down. Get a pick or two and with cover fire your 5 potatoes should be able to beat up the 4 enemy potatoes.

Past that it gets really hard to solo carry regardless of how good you are. Characters like DVA/Mercy exist that can completely nullify any impact a skilled player can have on a game, you'll also get focused heavily if you're the one carrying. You can't win every game at this point, but you can win most over a long period of time by just playing better than everyone else at this rank.
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>>181336860
OW lets you go 2 routes:
Low effort high reward and
High effort low reward
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>>181338014
meant this post as a response to
>>181337054

>>181338024
Really fucking true.
>>181337385
Yeah dude, just gotta kill her inside of her spawn.
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>>181337816
>I just like looking at teh custumes and enjoying the nerd engry.
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>>181338014
>can't carry after diamond

So, working as intended.
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>>181337456
There are plenty of people in every rank that don't join team chat, and they win less games because of it. Sorry, but it doesn't matter how good you are, playing without voice comms is a disadvantage. And besides, do you think players in tournaments don't use voice chat? Because they do. And if you're gonna bring up the argument of "hurr people in grandmaster use voice" people in tournaments are better than random solo queue warriors AND they make actual money by communicating with their team. Don't even bother replying, you're wrong and it's impossible to prove otherwise, I won't be here to read whatever nonsensical dribble you think of posting.

>>181338014
>You can solo-carry in this game

No, you can't. Go back to league of legends with your bullshit. Not even reading your post.
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>>181337265
Shit i'd be like that too if i have top-level feedback to Blizzard and they took nothing into consideration
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>stream sniping the enemy mercy player so you know where she's hiding

D E V I L I S H
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>>181337265
>>181337398
>>181337583
>>181337691
>>181337702
How do you guys know what this guy refering?
You don't actually watch streamers do you? That is the ultimite cuck actively, watching someone else have fun playing a videogame.
Esepcailly OW, which is such a cluster fuck of sounds and random shit on screen to watch
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>6v6 eliminations
>first round lost
>"okay that didnt work, lets see what'll happen next"
>team still stays the same Torb, Hanzo, Widow, Genji and Sombra for the next two matches
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>>181338481
What is his feedback?
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>>181338120
>>181338024
>play meta hero
> +10 sr on win -40 sr on loss
>say fuck you to team and pick off meta hero
>+40 sr on win -10 sr on loss

I kinda wish i had known this before i tanked my initial placements by trying to play towards the team/objective
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>>181338539
if they put their channel name as their nick, they deserved it
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>>181338663
By that logic all junkrat/hanzo shitters from silver would climb in no time.

But they don't.
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>>181338663
what are these 40sr off meta heros of which you speck?
Trying to get out of wood league :(
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>>181338573
>plays arc*des
>cares about anything
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>>181338573
why the fuck did they leave this crap mode in?

WE HAVE FUCKING 4 6V6 MODES IN ARCADE AND ZERO 1V1 MODES

>>181338743
im off meta as in literally never played there is enough junkrat and hanzo shitters in all elos that the sr gains are normalized but if you go something like sombra and win you can get a fuckton of free sr
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>>181338663
I can climb in mid-plat with a 35% winrate as Mei. Just getting a few HS kills is enough to guarantee 30+ sr on a win.
Hero skill adjustment is totally broken.
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>>181338820
Hey if they didnt give free autismboxes for playing them, I wouldnt be going near that mess
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>another 300MB+ update out of nowhere
>check patch notes, nothing new

what the fuck is it this time, are they trying to ninja patch something?
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>>181338838
im doing this with sombra im at a point where i lose 3 matches and win 1 and still see a sr gain from where i was before i played the 4 games
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>>181338562

Are you fucking retarded? Do you literally have autism or something? The point isn't that he's no longer streaming so everyone is sad they can't watch Taimou stream. The point is that a pro OW player fucking hates the game to this extent that he is no longer able to stand even playing it.

>>181337583

Taimou has been slowly burnt out on OW for a long time. He has problems with the dive meta because it's incredibly hard to defend against and he thinks it is way too rewarding for not much skill. He has a lot of problems with design elements in the game, like he thinks D.Va's DM is too powerful, that movement skills that do damage like Winston leap, Genji SS, D.Va's boosters, are stupid. He thinks the lack of inertia in movement is cancerous because characters in OW already move fast as fuck with movement skills and have all kinda of shielding options, but then they can strafe spam and crouch spam endlessly on top of that.

Compound that with how he has been living in Korea with his gamer team for 9 months eating nothing but convenience store food and grinding OW 6-8 hours a day, and yeah... he is fucking losing his mind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX_aOWBIMww
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>>181338837
There's more than enough Sombras by now though.
Aside from Torb or Symmetra I pretty much see all heroes (in Gold though, so take it with a grain of salt)
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>>181338904
>plays children's shitty game modes to get free duplicates

maybe just play the game or get a job so you can afford to buy boxes.
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>>181337265

Who cares what some random gamer says?
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>>181338926
wait what?

I fucking lost 50 sr and got a temp comp ban because the game booted me after i queued into a match because the client decided to patch
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>>181338926
This is really bothersome to me as well.

Why can't they tell me what they just forced onto my HD?
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>>181338949
I've tried doing this but losing hopelessly for so many matches is kinda disheartening.

Which hero is most broken in this regard? I.e. lowest winrate needed to climb sr.
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>>181339068
>I fucking lost 50 sr and got a temp comp ban because the game booted me after i queued into a match because the client decided to patch

I've heard this happen to a lot of people before. Thankfully it's never happened to me, but still. Jeff is a fucking incompetent faggot.

>>181339157
It's probably secret buffs to bullshit heroes as well as drop rate adjustments to lootboxes and at least 20 new bugs along with a virus that'll make you buy lootboxes without your consent
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>>181338838
they really don't understand elo systems do they?
YOU CAN'T NOT RANK PLAY SKILL
the ONLY THING that can matter in a elo rating system is if you win or lose. If you get 100 headshots but still lose, it shouldn't matter. Maybe you were off point, maybe you wern't bothering the shield character. There is no fair way to measure this besides win/loss period. It would be like ranking chess masters based on how pieces are left, nevermind if they scarficed for a win.
This is BASIC BASIC elo theory stuff.
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>>181338438
>do you think players in tournaments don't use voice chat?
And you think teams that play in tournaments are at all comparable to randoms you get online? They don't just use voice, they train together and develop strategies.

Your little call outs aren't gonna do shit in the long run.
>ana is low!!
>isn't low at all
>has already been healed in the time it took you to say that
Good job, you did it faggot. If you have any awareness at all, you won't need them anyway. This game isn't complicated. Not to mention, by being in voice/general chat you're only exposing yourself to tilting. Why bother listening to what these cunts have to say or arguing with them when I can focus on playing the fucking game.
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>>181338967
>tfw the higher you go the more strafe/crouch spam you get

Shit's annoying as hell
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>>181338967
Sound like he just wants to OTP railgun heroes.
But I can understand that 9 months of forced cohabitation + shitty food would drive someone insane.
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>>181338438
>No, you can't. Go back to league of legends with your bullshit. Not even reading your post.

Except you can, I regularly boost accounts and barring extreme circumstances it's nearly impossible to lose a game below 2800.

From 2800 through 3400 you can't 1v6 every game, but you can have a huge enough impact that you'll win the vast majority of games.

>There are plenty of people in every rank that don't join team chat, and they win less games because of it. Sorry, but it doesn't matter how good you are, playing without voice comms is a disadvantage. And besides, do you think players in tournaments don't use voice chat? Because they do. And if you're gonna bring up the argument of "hurr people in grandmaster use voice" people in tournaments are better than random solo queue warriors AND they make actual money by communicating with their team. Don't even bother replying, you're wrong and it's impossible to prove otherwise, I won't be here to read whatever nonsensical dribble you think of posting.

Not him, but honestly most of what is said in comms in this game isn't helpful.

>banter/chitchat
>whining/asking players to swap
>someone explaining how they died
>callouts on players you're already aware of
>ultimate status
>group up

I wouldn't not join comms by default but if someone is annoying enough to the point that it's tilting I don't feel like I'm missing out on much turning them off.
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>>181339031
Very good goy post.
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>>181339031
I've got a job m8, but i've actually got important things in life to use my money for unlike you who still lives with his parents and has no responsabilities. rather not pay money for items I can get free, even if its only a tenner for a few
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>>181339157
I know right
at least lie to us and say
"minor bug fixes'
just dropping patchs with no intell is really bad
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>>181339417

He is a CSGO player so that is what he wants, but he does have a point that dive is boring and strafing is too free.
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>tfw S76 and Reaper are getting matching skins for the summer games

R76 wins again!
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>>181339356
the only call out I can sort of care about is "X behind us"
>X is low
is completely useless, I have healthbars turned on, if I can see them I'm going to be killing them anyways, and if I can't it's useless.
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>>181338216
I understand where you're coming from. Do what you think is best.
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>>181339335
There are some explanations.
They know it is dumb but don't want to waste all this development time.
They use it to avoid smurfing but do it in a completely retarded way as they could use performance metrics only when there is an anomaly (huge streak of stomps), so 99% of the time it wouldn't be used.
They listen to reddit who tells them that their 4 golds as S76 means they are carrying like a madman.
They are just retarded.

Can't think of anything else.
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Where are all the heal sluts at?
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>Mercy mains aren't always female fujos

Explain this then:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3WW56V8Pt4
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Haven't been around for the week
Is Reaper meta yet?
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>>181339791
The point of those health callouts is to have shitters focus on low high priority targets that they wouldn't focus on otherwise.

If you don't need the callouts, good on you. But there's enough dummys at all ELOs who need their hands held and told where to point and click.
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>>181339985

He has surged in popularity
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The more I play, the more I realize that Oasis are the best comp maps, followed closely by Lijiang
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>>181339652
Nerfing strafing means you would have to nerf hitscans.
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>>181339985
No_
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>>181340096

Lijiang is way better than Oasis. Lijiang is best in the game.
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>wanting to play an FPS where you spend half the game playing ape escape and the other half playing hide and seek
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>>181339985
Yes, and it's fantastic. Reapers I play have no idea how to jam their gun down your throat so they deal tickle damage while I delete them from life
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>Play CTF
>Get a 5-man kill as Winston and die
>Only tiny baby Torbjorn and his stupid ass turret is left on the flag
>Team literally stays away from the point, die and lose the flag because they waited for the enemy team to respawn and got killed

I swear, you literally have to do everything in this stupid game
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>>181340269
Yeah it's getting pretty shitty
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>>181337758
Who the actual fuck is going to play OW 24/7 and then act surprised when they hate it because they treated it like an enforced labor camp regiment?

Retarded author of his own autistic misery. Deal with it.
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>>181340428

Playing OW is his job.
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how the fuck does Blizzard manage to make the game have worser balance with every patch
it's amazing and mind-boggling at the same time
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>>181340282
Nice
So, is Deadeye no longer a "press Q to respawn " ultimate?
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>>181340484
Case in point.
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>>181340531
It still is, but hey, this time you might take someone down with you.
Ain't that some shit.
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>>181340428
Dumb frogposter.
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>>181340303
problems with CTF

>your team will always stand on flag taking turns getting their flag capture time reset by torb turret
>the fact that stepping on flag doesnt automatically give you the flag


Like seriously ctf could be a legit competitive map if only there wasnt a fucking 5 second wait time for picking up the flag and make it so you cant cap if the enemy is holding your flag. Because then that would make the game much more aggressive and fast paced instead of a shitty turtle fest
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>>181340531

Deadeye murders 200 HP characters like nothing now.
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>>181337054
>joining teamchat to listen to whiney 13 year olds and numales call eachother bad
Lol@valuable information though
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>be me.
>decide to play some comp for a change (normally used to playing mystery brawl.)
>join a game already in progress.
>the team is losing 2 to 1.
>the team already has like 3 junkrats. decide there's no point in complaining and join in, picking junkrat.
>entire team starts yelling at me to switch because apparently three junkrats are enough.
>decide to pick ana since she was released recently.
>get yelled at again.
>get vote kicked out of the match,
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>>181340676
https://youtu.be/B4hwxTCxXq4
reminds me of this
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>holy wood last meters
>get triple kill with ult and block all damage the 3 enemies are doing
>my team is doing literally fucking nothing
>torb's torrent is visible but nobody is fucking destroying it
>healers are not fucking healing me
>potg is not me getting triple kill but some guy named swagstar91829348193821 getting random double kill with mccree
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>all these people getting triggered by dive
>absolutely love it
Who /bestfriends/ here?
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>>181340827
Any opportunity is good to practice Tracer. And I get to show off my Mei and Torby to attempt to counter it.
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You know what, I really am tired of dive comp. There's no real defense except for another dive comp which becomes an awkward shooting match.
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>there are people who join voice chat to talk with random strangers about "strategy" in the Smash Bros of FPS
Really fires up the old neurons.
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>>181340948
The saddest thing about this whole dive meta is that if you nerf it, we'll just go back to Barrierwatch
We're just stuck with an endless cycle of shitty metas.
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>>181340531
Basically guarantees you a squishy kill. At lower ranks teams don't react fast enough so in the 1.5sec it takes to charge up 200hp, their Ana/Zen is ded
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>>181340987
It is sad Blizzard will probably never consider buffing anti-flankers instead.
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>>181340987
>"lol why we haves to play tripple tank's lol so boreing"
>no more triple tanks
>"lol op lol I dont like this metta anemore"
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>>181340987
>>181340948
>>181341167
Honestly all they have to do is nerf DVA and I think everything else is in a good spot.

The game has completely warped around her.
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>>181340967
What is Guilty Gear of FPS?
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>>181341193
>>181340987
>>181340948
Or you could just not play meta heroes and not get punished by this retarded sr system that increases your sr loss for playing towards the team
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>>181340781
This is exactly how randos in voice chat are in half my games desu
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Is it canon yet?
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>>181340764
>Join a comp game
>Already in progress
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>>181340827
>Reaper returns to the meta
>Tracer and Winston are now important to the current meta
>Reaper and S76 counter them

Like pottery. Best couple trumps best friends.
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>>181341193
>if I repeat what they said but spelled worse I'll win
You're fucking retarded.
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>>181340764
Mandela effect details here.
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>>181330324
>>181330515

>Killer sombra in qp, even with meme teams
>Barely get the chance to play here in comp
>When I do the team is always awful
>Last game had a DPS change to rein on defence against a dive comp
>Died as soon as I tried to do anything because the rest of the team had already died by the time I flanked
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>>181341307
I've already picked up Sombra and Torb so i can at least get something different from the same old, and a little bit of enjoyment.
Maybe i need a break from the game.
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>>181341201
Or, you know, buff Mei.
Make it so that discord orb/Mercy damage boost reduce freeze time and this dumb Monkey with his slutty plastic girl will start to feel fear when they brainlessly jump on the enemy supports.
D.va alone is balanced. We have 4 top tier diving heroes and 0 top tier anti-diving heroes.
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Does anyone have a smurf I could play? I want to play against silver-platinum in comp.
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>>181340531
Not at all, you can now cancel it and it instantly reloads your gun.
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>>181341362
With virtually no lore updates we might find out by the end of 2020. And that's being generous.
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>it's a Sombra main in comp
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What is the correlation between duos and being completely insufferable cunts?
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>>181341712
You are where you're supposed to be. Stop trying to cheese the system you fucking faggot.
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>he thinks any meta will satisfy crying manchildren
I bet even if we had a balanced 2-2-2 non-dive meta these same subhumans would be crying about metawhores and metacucks and whatnot
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>>181341782
But I'm tired of GM. I want to just chill out and have fun in lower ranks.
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>>181341752
>"guis where a genji and hanzo duo pls fill around us"
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>>181341853
so you want to shit on less talented players. Yea I know it's fun I remember being 15, good times
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>>181341748
>pick sombra
>Y YOU PICK SOMBRA MAN FAKING TROLL FAKKING REPORT FAK U
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>>181341839
Nope, season 1 was great after they removed hero stacking(aside from the coin flips).

Season 2 was tolerable, not perfect but I never complained about it.

Season 3 was unbearable and made me uninstall the game.

Season 4 is playable but still far worse than seasons 1/2.
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>>181341752
>get paired with a 4 stack
>none of them play heal
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>>181341962
>talented
Well, thank you. But I don't think talent has anything to do with it.

Anyway, yes. I love shitting on shitters with characters I'm not even good at.
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>>181341364
Read the whole thing. I was going to comment too but then I realized it was a joke
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>>181341853
>wahh i don't wanna have to actually try anymore
Too bad. Find a way to actually enjoy being in the top .1% or quit the game.
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>>181340764
this is bait
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>>181342041
She ran around the map hacking medpacks and not shooting anyone. Pretty much 5v6 so yeah, trash.
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>>181341752
I mostly duo with my buddy and we almost only go support/tank.
But I do see a lot of shit duos, Hanzo/Genji, Bastion/Symmetra etc.
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>>181342130
>silver shitter crying about smurfs ruining his fun
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>>181342378
>everyone I dont agree with are silver shitters
desu only those cute gold noobies remember silver is a thing :^)
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>>181342378
>i hate other people having fun
Is this what you're actually saying?
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>>181321724
Which general is the most /fit/ and which is the least?
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>>181342378
>why do people get mad when i kick over sand castles :(
Stop trying to make the gameplay worse than it already is. Intentionally ruining the matchmaking isn't fun for anyone. You trying to ruin it for other people just because you're bored makes you an asshole and your lack of self-awareness is astonishing to me.
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>>181342378
>dude everyone in master/grandmaster is chill and friendly lmao
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>>181342583
those womyn r ugly dawg
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>>181342525
Yes.
>>181342586
Cry more, faggot.
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>>181342684
3d strikes again
>>
17 won 1 draw 24 lost
Yet I'm at a career high :thinking:
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whats the optimal weapon accuracy average for Soldier 76 players?
im at 35% on xbawks
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>>181343062
why do console players think they're relevant at all in this community?
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>>181343062
60%+ for plat or higher. It should be higher, but Blizz counts shooting barriers as "missing"
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>>181343062
>console shitter
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>>181343035
>>181342684
Is "hurr all real women are so gross and ugly unlike my nonexistent gameanime waifus" just a meme or do you people honestly believe this, because if you do that's incredibly sad.
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>>181343062
>35%
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>>181342689

If you just want to have fun then play QP, you absolute roaster.
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>>181343215
>do you people honestly believe this
Yes.
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>pink Junkrat
Is this really the best way to get a reaction out of people?
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EU comp is suffering.
It's either no voice communication at all or
>"hey guys"
>"we need two tan-"
>*laughs in Italian*
>"SPEEK RUSSIAN PLEESE"
>"what? I can't-"
>"VOI VITTU :---D"
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>>181338949
Tried Sombra because of this comment. Played 2 and won 2, got 72 SR holy fuck.
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>>181343265
That's not the same, you fucking shit. First of all, even in QP it usually matches me with other GM/Top500 players, and we both know QP isn't the same. I want people to try and beat me and lose anyway because they're trash. Also, I want to confirm if I actually belong in GM and didn't just get lucky or something.
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>>181343184
>60%+ for plat or higher
lmao
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>>181343434
Then you get the rare game where everyone understands english but they shitpost in text chat all game instead. It's so hilarious I can't get mad.
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>>181340764
> that pic
> pulls down metal thong
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>>181343485

You literally said you "just want to have fun". So why do you care about your rank, you literal fucking retard?

Jesus Christ, I wish there wasn't fucking ranked in this game because it attracts overly competitive niggers like you.
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>>181343485
>want to confirm rank
Then play comp faggot
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>all my teammates refuse to play heal
>alright I'll solo heal if it's this fucking difficult
>they dont get any kills
>I nade enemies my teammates are trying to kill, I sleep dart bunch of them
>I have 2 elims and it's gold
I really wonder how these people are in diamond. They refuse to heal and then they run mindlessly into enemies and get nothing done. They got to first point but then a tracer came in and these 5 subhumans were not able to kill her.
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>>181343485
I can't imagine being this insecure.
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>>181343485
Sure is a mystery why nobody wanted to give you a smurf account. Also
>Also, I want to confirm if I actually belong in GM and didn't just get lucky or something.
Who gives a shit? Just roll with it.
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>>181343184
>>181343239
:-)
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>>181343536
Always wonder where people get these crazy ideas for stats from.
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>>181343646
>You literally said you "just want to have fun". So why do you care about your rank, you literal fucking retard?
I can do both.
>>181343718
>Who gives a shit? Just roll with it.
Don't wanna.
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>>181343478
Tried this as well, lost the KOTH and lose 0 SR.
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70% of my game time is on tanks. Whenever I play a dps or support hero I don't strafe (no point if you're a tank) anyway to fix this? I have a decent amount of time on the game yet garbage at this aspect (lvl 450)
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>>181343807

There is no curing retardation. Good luck in life.
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>>181343882
You have no idea what you're talking about.
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>Diamond KotH match
>match feels pretty even, clutch plays determining who gets the point
>for some fucking reason, some dps main gets tilted and switches to Torb
>we're obviously doing worse than before
>enemy disconnects making it a 5v6
>we still lose because all the entitled dps babies couldn't kill the Winston who was focusing our healers

This might be the worst fucking rank.
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>>181343726
Sweet Christmas that is awful
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is reaper black or mexican? pls i need to know becaus i dont like playnig niggers
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>>181343926
Haha hey man. Heres my smurf account haha.
Email is [email protected]
PW is: ILuvDix42969
Haha have fun!
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>>181337909
Sombra is the closest thing to that I guess.
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>>181344213
he looks black/hispanic but the name implies that he is hispanic but not the mexican kind
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>>181344073
I really want some donuts now..
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>>181344329
even better, thank
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>>181344286
Doesn't work, man. What gives?
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>>181337909
Fun for you but not them. I play DVA the only skill she requires is awareness that's it. Arguably all heroes need that skill. No skill in holding shift melee then holding right click and negating half the dmg u take until u come back to your team. No skill in holding right click in front of 76 or McCree. No skill in pressing Q.
I wish I can go back to playing hog!
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>>181344213
safe to say he's more hispanic, even in his blackwatch outfit his skin looks fairly pale and tanned at most, nowhere near Lucio dark and definitely lighter than the likes of Pharah/Ana/Sym

but its not like it really matters in the long run because thats the only skin which shows skin, any other especially the mariachi skin wont give you that impression
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>>181333564
Worst map ever.
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Reminder that it's pretty much been a full year since Overwatch was at it's peak. How have you changed as a person since then?
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>>181344975
I started muting chat and just play what I want
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>>181344975
People are absolute fucks and I hate them.
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>>181345050
same
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> 3978SR
> 1 more win to get my free 3000cp
> Ilios
> Winning 2-0
> Choke 2-3
> Get loss streak and go back to 3800s

Fuck this game. MM seriously feels rigged.
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>>181339335
I wish it was like this. But the system does favor one trick players (they will tend to have higher Stat with that hero)
Look at all the boosted mercy mains at GM who have negative win rate with mercy yet climbing every week.
Even wraxu said it himself, he should not be #3 playing hanzo 99% of the time during dive meta. And blizzard ranking system favors one trick heros.
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>>181344975
I'm still as depressed and miserable as I was last year, but atleast I've got this game to fill the void.
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>>181345478
Is it me or reverse sweeps are very common in this game?
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>>181321962
>>181321893
Yamero

I don't know what I was expecting from the OP but not like this
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>>181344975
I'm 1 year older.
Still the same motherfucker as before.
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Somebody needs to fucking study Overtime in this game.
It does some shit to people, i can't fucking believe.
Roll or be rolled kinda shit.
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>>181340510
They browse reddit.
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>When the attack Bastion bitches at the team for losing because the enemy team has a Genji that tears us a new asshole and we don't have a Winston
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>>181345881
It applies pressure and some people can't perform under pressure
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>>181346238
Did you seriously just use an emoji as your reaction image
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>>181346469
Sure did, do your eyes not work?
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>play Quickplay
>games are literally unbearable, 40% of the matches I just get dropped into an already losing team
>Widow-Hanzo-Genji instalock every single fucking game

>play Competitive
>95% of the players at grandmaster are dps mains that refuse to learn other classes
>noone picks tanks, ever
>constantly forced to pick Dva, who I absolutely hate, because the meta absolutely requires it
>go away for a 1 week vacation, come back, "OH YOU LOST 400 SR BECAUSE LOLXD7GAMES TOUGH SHIT"


I think I'm going to take a long break. I'm just getting more and more frustrated with every match. Doesn't help that Blizzard refuses to fix the major bugs and annoyances, refuses to fix the FUCKING 2CP CANCERMAPS, but instead releases a new one that is maybe THE worst fucking map in the entire game.


I'm just not enjoying the game, and I've been playing since open beta
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>enemy team has a leaver
>my team starts fucking around and dancing on the point
>we lose 6v5
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>>181346621
SAD
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>>181346918
Yeah I have no clue what you're talking about. I can't remember the last time I had a GM game where people didn't fill in what we needed. Also, there's more support mains than anything. I think you're making shit up.
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>>181344975
I went from basking in the hype and fascination presented by this new franchise about futuristic prowess, by literally listening to the trailer music several times, watching Dragons every day with my brother and basically living my life on the newly formed community of /owg/, to >>181345050 and >>181345237

I still cannot fathom how hyped I was just a year ago or how I managed to stay like that for several weeks. It's like a completely different game now.
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>>181344975
Im better at overwatch and I realized junkrat players never have anything worthwhile to say. So i mute junkrat players at the start of every comp game
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>>181347075
Lack of animated shorts are really hurting the game, somehow.
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>>181346929
Did they just continue to dance even when the enemy team grabbed their chance and punished you for it?
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>>181346165
https://youtu.be/PrNXUqFjqaE @3:13
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>>181346929
>2cp
>we win attack 2/0
>defense
>"gg we got this in the bag" ~ torb on our team
>goes on to spends the entire first point running into enemy spawn trying and failing to put up a turret by their door and just keeps dieing
>literally made it a 5v6
>barely win the game on overtime in second point
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>play healer
>pharah is murdering me right infront of 76 at close range
>he still can't kill her
what the actual fuck
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>>181322957

>switch to Hanzo
>use scatter arrow
>always get a bad pattern and nothing dies
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>>181347765
>he thinks it's easy to kill pharah
no wonder you play support lol
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>>181347927
pressing m1 is hard
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>>181347765

Why do people like you think if someone picks Soldier they instantly beat Pharah and even Pharahmercy?
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>>181347970
harder than healing
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> junkrat just launched his tire
> spot him and kill him
> his tire follows me and kills me
Is this shit for real? He controls the tire even after the dies?
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>>181347970

You need top percentile accuracy for it to be easy.

Mine is top 24% and she never fucking dies.
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>3 months since last lore drop
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>>181348079
>OW
>lore
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>>181348035
Why would you focus him and not his tire?
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>>181347860
Actually scatter arrow is not RNG. Every arrow bounce back at a 90 degree angle from the wall it hits. The arrows first split at an angle of 90 degrees as well. Meaning the arrow on the right makes a tight angle withe arrow one the left and the rest is filled between them.
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>>181348035
#BronzeProblems
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>Hanzo is OP and needs to be nerfed into the ground
>Hog needs to get buffed, he is way to bad and totally not in a perfect position

This is what reddit thinks
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>>181348079
>giving even half a fuck about overwatch "lore"

Only decent things are the shorts and that's just for the visual quality
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>>181348014
because we were on last point dorado and she was in that tiny tiny corridor to the right. I myself got her to half health and she was killing me
all soldier had to do to save me was click m2. but no, apparently that was too hard for him
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>>181348348

Well then your Soldier is just shit.
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What is more important: win rate or percentiles?
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>>181348604
having fun
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>>181348308
Fair enough.

>8 months since last animated short
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>people whine that mercy isn't supposed to get her ult and hide
why? are they stupid? if you walk out with mercy, the entire enemy team is going to kill you. The reason people hide is because it is the most optimal strategy because the enemy blows ults, you are safe and you can just fly in and rez them and there's nothing they can do.
Choosing not to build ult and just hide is stupid and a losing strat
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>>181347927
KILL THE PHARAH
KILL THE PHARAH
KILL THE PHARAH
KILL HER DEAD
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>>181348649
>8 months
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I'm really starting to hate this game.
I've never come across a game that can genuinely be fun but is utterly ruined by it's community and the people who play it.
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>>181348604
neither.

no one is going to question your ability until you start doing some questionable shit.
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>>181348604
In comp, winrate. In quickplay, neither.

And if you just mean what should you care about personally more, neither again.
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>>181348201
his tire was already gone by the time I spotted him
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>>181348694

>playing refuseguineapig when there's a pharah
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>>181348771
And the balance issues, and the shitty maps, and the events just being shit to sell you loot-boxes, and the slow content updates, and how shit breaks every update
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>>181348924
Then how did it kill you?
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>>181348035
>people are still unsure about mechanics that have existed since launch
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>>181348986
the tire doubled back and came after me once I killed him
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tfw ear raped by max charge zarya beam
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>>181348990
it makes zero fucking sense why he should be able to keep using it once he's dead
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>>181348990

>play torbjorn lately
>most players completely ignore armour right in front of them
>strongly suspect they literally do not know what it is
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>>181344975 here

Reminder that when Overwatch started:
>there was no hero limit in qp
>comp didn't exist. It actually took a month for it to be implemented
>there was actually no hero limit in comp either
>"Double Winston" was a pro strat
>sudden death
>we had weekly brawls instead of arcade, the first few being the best ones ever
>Ana, Sombra and Orisa didn't exist
>Mercy was the designated healer instead
>Bastion was considered OP
>Widowmaker's bodyshot damage was busted
>Mccree was considered OP. Fan-the-hammer was so busted he could easily kill even tanks with a flash combo.
>Dva had 500hp and matrix was not toggled. She had no movement while firing and her ult took a full second longer to detonate (it also killed her)
>Zen's orbs were not instant, transcendence did not increase his movement speed, and he had 150 hp. 150 FUCKING HP!
>in fact he was so bad that, during the first tournament, he was the only hero with a 0% pickrate
>there were no event skins
>coins and blue skins were actually a topic of discussion
>later, when Ana was first added, she was considered shit
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>healer constantly getting flanked
>mei complaining that our healer keeps getting flanked
???
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>>181349104
How about because balance-wise it's the only way to justify planting your character in a single location for 10 seconds and letting anyone who finds you get a free kill
It's an abysmal ult that can be shut down by breathing on it and that's one of the few upsides it has.
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>mfw playing Junkat in QP

He's so... easy.
I get why so many newer people want to play him.
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>>181349145
>shit, that thing is glowing. Looks dangerous, I'd better not touch it just to be safe.
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>>181347295
This. Before, "Overwatch" felt like it's own world, the game just being a spinoff. Now there's just the game.
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>>181348621
Patrician spotted
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>>181349145
You would think a shield with a yellow/golden light around it would make people go towards it.
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The Overwatch League legal release asks me to sign away permanent rights to my likeless and permanent rights to use me commercially/promotionally in exchange for a chance of possibly being selected by a pro team

Totally a fair contract and I'm sure the teenagers being preyed upon will understand it fully.
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>>181349684
>we are still carrying the payload in numbani every match despite the doomfist gauntlet being missing
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>>181349276
>Bastion was considered OP
>Mcree was considered OP
>because of their fucking dominance during this time, they will never ever be allowed to be truly buffed in to actual viability
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>>181349938
LMFAO

If you could get to that point why the fuck would you sign away your fucking soul for some "e-sports" meme?
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>>181349996
>Mcree
>unviable
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>>181349938
I'm pretty sure people under 18 can't get into the league my dude, but that liability clausule seems super shitty and exploitable, wew.
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>>181349938

Come on enumbre you were never using your face anyway. Blizzard will find a better use for it.
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>>181349287
he can fire it from hiding / safe spot
going out he can see if someone is closing in on him and can detonate to protect himself
if he got outflanked then good
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>>181347075
Seconding this feel. I remember liking the game during the open beta weekend, and then buying it shortly after. The first time in a decade that I decided to buy a game fresh and new. "This is pretty great! And it's only getting better after updates?"

But then I feel the peak came somewhere between the summer event and Junkenstein, because it become apparent that they'll just release lootbox things, and not actual updates. Where are the new maps? The new heroes? The balance changes? The better comp mode? And the story, oh man, we were supposed to get a comic, and then there was rumour about a movie or a tv-series... but nothing of those ever happened.
>>
>get rekt by genji
>we have a winston
honestly, I can't take this anymore
why, why don't people know target priority? I fucking hate this game
>play support
>nobody protects me
>play dps
>healers never ult even though they're alive and have it all game
>when lucio ults it's only after someone dies, not before
oh and the tanks never fucking engage and when they do it's on the wrong target. how HOW HOW do you climb?
If only one person out of 6 is playing properly, how are you supposed to win against a team where 4 out of 6 people are playing properly???
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>>181350220
>I'm pretty sure people under 18 can't get into the league my dude

Yes you can, you just need to tell mommy to sign it for you
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>play comp
>no one speaks
>realize I should probably take the initiative
>toughen up and speak up
>no response
>"a-alright then..."
>spot Reaper sneaking behind us during the game
>shout it out in good time
>there is no reaction
>he wipes them all
>try communicating through chat instead
>still neither a response or any reaction whatsoever to indicate that they even see/hear what i write/say
Is there a worse feeling?
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You should gain at least 50sr if you win a match gold elims as a tank or healer
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>>181343478
>>181343809
>lose 0 SR.
can someone explain the lose streak to me?
Like I was playing and lost zero SR a few days ago, but then one match I lost 100 at once, someone said it's because if you lose in a row. Is this true? I don't play comp much
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>>181350527
Its almost completely random and to try and find reasons for it is both fruitless and pointless
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>>181346918
Overwatch is a shitty game. Dont play it
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>>181350501
Yes. When the reaper does that multiple times and team doesnt notice the pattern
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>>181350527
>explain
Literally because Blizzard listen religiously to nonsense like the very post above yours.
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>>181350272
Youre the only constant in your matches friendo ;^)
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>>181350886
>one person cant carry
>yet one person can throw

I fucking hate this
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you can't make this shit up
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>>181350527
>it's because if you lose in a row. Is this true?
Yes. Or at least it was. They have been changing the rules, so who the fuck knows how it works now...

Blizzard seems adamant not to tell players ANYTHING. We don't even have a fucking scoretable.
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>>181344975
I don't join voice as people just seem really angry and salty as compared to launch. There was salt but every mode now is full of angry fuckers(diamonds in my experience are the angriest crybabbies). At least Tracer's still fun to play and hasn't changed in a year.
>>
Reaper is overpowered now.

Roadhog is useless now.
>>
>Play QP
>team instalocks 5 DPS
>other team is using 2-2-2
>team rages on mic that we're not winning

Come the fuck on.
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>>181350993
The DAMAGED name? What's so unbelievable about it? Lots of Reaper mains have such names, we have a collage of them in fact; DarkLuigi being the crown jewel.
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>>181351194

Reaper feels fucking invincible in most 1 v 1s.
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>>181344975
It all went downhill after Halloween. I'll never understand how each event gets lazier and lazier.

I think the last event that even had changed scenery was Christmas. Nobody even noticed when the New Years decorations disappeared.
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>Misfits got knocked out
da fuck happened?
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>>181350886
I know, that's why I have a 60% winrate and have solo climbed from silver to plat. But that doesn't make me feel better. It's GRUELING and it still hasn't gotten better. If anything, I think people have gotten even dumber as I climb
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>>181351223
>QP
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HOLY SHIT xQc JUST HAD A FIGHT WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND ON STREAM

fuck, i feel bad for her, she said that he pass most of his time playing & streaming and only passed on day with her this month. Damn if it isn't sad.
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>>181351393
Lunar New Years had a changed Lijiang but they realized it wasn't actually in the game halfway through the event.
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>be me
>be silver I know it's crap, I lost 7 of my placement games
>consistantly getting gold/silver elims, damage and obj time as soldier and d.va
>constatly losing because when i don't go dps the team can't kill people, but when i do they can't block damage or stay on the point
https://youtu.be/O6Vl6cIvYZI
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>play comp
>want to play my dearest tracey
>kill 4 of the enemy by myself
>rest of my team dies to pharah even though we have a soldier
>she singlehandedly stops our pushes because lol one shot rocket
>get upset
>tell our soldier to switch with me
>I get soldier
>he picks reaper
>kill 5 of the enemy including the pharah by myself
>lose because we now don't have a flanker to stop their mercy
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>181351475
fuck off feminist kike faggot nigger cuck, women are nothing but trash

i would know, one of em tried to kill me recently
>>
esports were a mistake
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>>181351475
If you think this is sad, you would kill yourself knowing my life.
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>>181351639
If you didn't call her tracey you would've won
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>>181351531
The medal system is misleading because doing better than your team doesn't actually mean you're doing well.
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i always wonder why they gimp reaper as hard as they do his teleport could be good if it only acted faster like sombras
wraith form would actually be useful if it didnt have the cast delay and his ult is just sad at how many counters it has I dont think there are any other hero's with so much counter play its insane
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>>181351475
kek I don't even know how this dude got a gf
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>>181351646
did she try to genocide you by putting a female character in a video game?
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>>181351987
you just didn't find a good girl anon, it happens. Look, atleast you had sex right? you are no longer a virgin so you don't need to look for a gf anymore, right anon kun?
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>>181351474

That just adds another layer to the stupidity.
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>>181351171
>>181350269
>tfw still remember my first game
>numbani
>defense
>"holy shit! This armored mech robot looking guy with a hammer looks rad af!"
>end up playing Zenyatta
>land maybe one shot in total
>both teams are relatively shit, getting an even KD ratio
>except for that one guy on each team who plays highly intensive dps and whoops the newbiest of us
>"holy shit, is that guy level fucking 10?! Man, I've got a lot to learn!"
I was so innocent. It's a an abstract feel because I wasn't even a particularily different guy otherwise.
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>>181321724
How does the ranking system work honestly?

Why are Mercy players losing less SR and getting more? And those under picked heros as well?
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Is there a better feeling than when your team goes 5 DPS with no tank or no healer and you end up beating the tryhard enemy team anyway?
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>>181351814

ROASTIES GET OUT
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>>181351171
>tfw we use to be praised for not being super toxic like other games
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>>181352337
No, now stop streaming :)
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>>181352232
Forgot to add:
>find the "Hello" action
>speakers instantly explode into Hellos from every team member
>put harmony on Dva
>she turns and says "Thanks!"
>"n-no problem!"
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>be genjo
>kill the enemy mercy many times
>teammates yell "SWITCH OFF GENJI IT'S NOT FUCKING WORKING"
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>>181352305
they fucked up the way rez affects sr gain and the current meta favors mobility
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>>181352305

The entire SR/matchmaking system is broken.
You basically lose less and gain more for playing off-meta and you gain more for doing better than average. You also gain more for never switching off because if you're flexing between Soldier/Winston/Ana to help your team it looks like you're getting 5 kills with Soldier, 14 with Winston, and 5 with Ana which is pathetic. You could meanwhile be Sombra and get 10 kills and it's above average.

So basically it's a system that encourages you to play the game in the EXACT OPPOSITE of the way they want you to play the game, and then when you lose SR you get put into increasingly worse teams, and then if you keep losing because of your increasingly worse teams you lose even more SR.

I have just given up on comp for this reason, it's a joke.
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>play arcade mayhem for the first time
>be tracer
>infinite dashes
i did it guys, i had fun plying this game
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>seasons no longer exist
>placements no longer exist
>everyone starts at the 50th percentile SR
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>join match
>wave hello
>no one says hi back
>we lose
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>>181352505

>Pros
Encourage playing offmeta

>Cons
Screws up switching and the ress meme

My question is how playing offmeta will make me lose less SR and gain more? What is the mechanic?
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>>181344073
Those two do some top notch cosplay.
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>>181351393
iktf
What did Anniversary even do? It was literally nothing but skins and emotes and a new temporary menu background. As soon as I had looked through them all I felt like the whole event was over.
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>>181352505

You're literally complaining about maybe 3 SR points difference.
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>>181351508
Wasn't it? Was it really only for the altered version used for ctf? I legit don't remember
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>>181352536
Good work
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>someone on my team instalocks widow
>I instacheck his stats
>he has played 3 heroes (widow mostly) 90% of the time with less than 40% winrate
>his current rank was 2830 and season high was 2870
how come this guy doesnt derank? what kind of math allows this guy to maintain 2800sr with cree, widow and genji under 40% winrate?
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>>181352991
No, regular koth had a modified Lijiang with Tracer's plane redecorated and with some chinese food on the table, but again it was only in the game for the last week of the event because they forgot to put it in.
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>>181352606
> Seasons don't exist
> placements don't exist
> everyone starts at 0 SR
> Win 50 SR for each win, lose 50 for each defeat and 10 for draws
> 5 more SR for every 5 assist
> 10 for kills done by yourself
> 0 SR if you play mercy
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>>181352749

It was already explained to you in that post you're quoting. Let's say for example your team needs a second healer, so you're Ana. Then someone decides Lucio is better so you swap off Ana and go McCree or some shit, but then the enemy team stops using Pharamercy and you decide to go Junkrat or Zarya at the end for one big push.

If you get 6 kills as McCree, then having 6 kills with McCree in 1 game is worse than if you were McCree all game long. If you were McCree all game long, you would have hypothetically like 30 kills. The game just interprets this as you being so shit you can only get 6 kills. So if you lose the game, you lose a ton of SR because you were a shit McCree, a shit Zarya/Junkrat, and a shit Ana. If you win, you gain a low amount of SR because once again, you were shit and "not contributing" even though you actually were contributing by switching as needed.

Meanwhile you can onetrick Sombra and if you win you get like 30+ SR for doing average because Sombra is off meta and you're doing better than average, and the average is low because people pick Sombra to throw or they get told to get the fuck off of her because she is seen as shit. If you lose you lose very little. It's a broken system.
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>>181353294
>me ooga mercy booga
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>>181353147
They have forgotten that a hero's main attack is bugged and deals damage with a delay of 1 second (Reinhardt) for 2.5 months now.

Forgetting some cosmetic changes is pretty light considering.
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>>181353316
Average because of the community statistics, I get it now.

What heros fall into that category?
>>
What if Mercy had 150 HP?
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>>181353775
tracer and genjis would one clip them

dva for instance would kill her in one second
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TFW there aren't girls in rank silver anymore because they all mercy-boosted to diamond / master.

Do you experience the same, /owg/?
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>>181353934

Tracer can already oneclip Mercy.
>>
>Carry a team of no less than four 12-year olds as Lucio
>Lose horribly due to team's incompetence
>Call them all shitters over mic
>"lol shut up bro, you're salty, you're salty"
>Get PotG and only card from team
>Silence from their end

I don't even know why I play online games anymore.
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>It's another Reinhardt with 35k damage blocked, gold elims, gold damage, gold obj time, gold obj kills, and solo wiped the enemy team 3 times but his team is too heavy to carry episode

Solo queue is impossible
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>get sick of pharmacy
>duo que with a buddy
>soldier and zenyatta
>discord annihilate those lesbian whores
>gain 300 sr in one day because everyone and their sister runs it
Why didn't I think of this before?
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>>181354124
>playing comp on the weekends
Literally what did you expect
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>>181353775
Mercy ulti should have cast time and just ressing one player. They player would move after the ress.

She should have a shield mechanic similar to Zarya, damage absorved would increase X HP healing done to the next target.
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>>181354209
I don't know, I'm just sick of taking days off in order to actually enjoy the game.
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>>181354124

The de-facto rebuttal of this generation has basically become various forms of "u mad"
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>>181329343
>Plebs will get my american mccree
NOOO
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>>181354276
Honestly if you use weekends to practice or take a break and weekdays to do comp you'd probably do much better just based on having a schedule even if weekends weren't awful for comp
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>>181353528
Defense heroe, for one.
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>>181354174
>teamwork can effectively deal with teamwork
>in a team-based game

WHOA HOLY SHIT HOW DID YOU FIGURE THIS OUT ANON???
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>>181354294
But that's the thing, I am fucking mad, and it's justified.
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>>181354256

They'll never rework her to that extent because it would cause all the women who play Mercy to shit themselves with rage after having been carried so long playing a hero who requires no mechanical skill or thinking. Honestly either just make Mercy have 150 HP, make it so her health does not regenerate, or make it so res requires LoS and the charge time is at least doubled. I've accepted that even though Mercy is shit game design we're stuck with her because of all the women who play her, but I feel like at least I could ask for this.
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>>181354405
because everybody kept saying "hurr if you're good you can solo carry"
so I forgot this was a team game
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>>181354160
happened to me today:
>playing pharah in eichenwalde
>using the meme flank route
>enemies have terrible team comp with lucio as main healer and no hitscans
>I kill two of their dps heroes
>I go to the castle to spawn kill them and give my team more time to push 5v4
>kill of the dps again and have to back off
>my team is still at the choke for no reason
>I die and flank again
>I get a triple kill with barrage
>my team is fighting 6v3
>I die because I dont get any heals
>my team loses 5v3 fight
>we get swiped on defence instantly because two fuckers over extended for no reason and enemies pushed 6v4
and this is plat-diamond border not silver..
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>>181354471

They don't care, man.
"lololol u mad so ur wrong" you can't win. It's not even worth thinking about. I lost a 3v3 because the kids on my team kept running into the enemy spawn so we lost even when I won one round 1v3. Then they started angrily shitting on the enemy team and saying they were shit, so I told them "they're not shit, you guys are shit" and they jumped on me and started pulling out "LOL U MAD LOL U SALT." These kids are too stupid, it's not worth even thinking about.
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>>181354552
>the matchmaker will match you with players of similar skill
what did Jeff meme by this?
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>>181354552

At least it wasn't a 5 v 2 against a hanzo and mcree

This game is suffering unless you have 5 people on standby to play with who actually know something.
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>>181354542
(you can)
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>>181353294

If it starts at zero then low level matchmaking will be permanently fucked.

If you start everyone in the middle, there's just as much chance they're too high as too low.
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>>181354823

No you can't. People in GM routinely do that "Bronze to GM" thing smurfing and still lose Bronze games because even gods can be brought down by 6 retards clicking on them.
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Stop playing comp on weekends.
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>>181354542
You CAN solo carry if you're skill level is actually above where you're at. Carrying myself out of silver and gold was fucking easy.
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>>181354552
>>181333459

>Posting the same greentext in the same thread
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>>181354382
I can't bealive people take videogames so seriously they plan it like a job or training for the Olympics
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>>181354947
lol I'm GM and I dragged my brother's account from silver to Master. Sure a GM will occasionally lose a bronze game but they will win way more than lose.
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>>181354947
this is the funniest thing. people watch these streams and they're like "oh yeah this is proof you can carry"
and then you watch and you see literal pro players dying to bronzies and losing in bronze. They win a lot yes, but the fact that they still lose a decent amount against retards shows how IMPOSSIBLE it is to carry
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>>181355042
>playing pharah in eichenwalde
>using the meme flank route
>enemies have terrible team comp with lucio as main healer and no hitscans
>I kill two of their dps heroes
>I go to the castle to spawn kill them and give my team more time to push 5v4
>kill of the dps again and have to back off
>my team is still at the choke for no reason
>I die and flank again
>I get a triple kill with barrage
>my team is fighting 6v3
>I die because I dont get any heals
>my team loses 5v3 fight
>we get swiped on defence instantly because two fuckers over extended for no reason and enemies pushed 6v4
>enemies have no hitscans and absolute fucking shit team comp with lucio as their only healer
>use the meme flank and kill their 2 dps
>I go to the castle to spawn kill them hoping my team could push 5v4
>I kill one of the dps again but have to back off
>my team is still at the fucking choke
>I get some damage done and my ult ready
>flank and get triple kill with barrage
>now my team pushes
>Im low health because Im not getting any heals
>I die
>my team loses 5v3
>lose 45sr
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>>181355058
>Wanting to perform well at something you like doing and thus having basic rules on how you approach it
Wow, fucking nerds.
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>>181354952
>weekends

hate to break it to you but school's out for the summer, it's just as bad on weekdays even on late nights and early mornings and will be this way until school's back
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>>181354552
>koth
>our tracer is running around at enemy spawn killing off people as they respawn and making it hard to make it back into the fight
>im the only tank
>im only one on point holding it
>our mercy is doing god knows what while im hopping around spamming for heals because im the only fucking person keeping the fucking point contested
>i die
>enemy team manages to get point
>mercy and her dps duo buddy blame tracer for the loss
>tracer is literally the only reason i was able to fucking hold the point for as long as i did

Like how fucking hard is it to focus heal a tank?
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So I did my 10 placement matches and didn't get the "season 5 competitor" spray. Do you get those after the season is over or what?
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>>181355180
>The fact that a GM can carry shows that it is impossible to carry
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>>181355267
No, weekends are always worse. Kids tend to do at least some shit on the weekdays, even during summer, on weekends there's even less to do and thus they play comp.
Also it's when bad non-children who otherwise don't have time on the weekdays play. It's always a bad idea.
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>>181355415
end of season because depending in rating you might get a animated spray
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>>181355385
I've noticed this weird thing, especially in sub diamond ranks where a lot of people just see tracer as a bad pick and tell her to switch or that she's useless even though she's destroying the back line.
It's honestly baffling to watch
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>>181345684
The losing team gets so desperate that they switch to good characters
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>>181353143

Hi, I'm Jeff from the Overwatch team. This is possible because if widow does above average (i.e. still shit) than other widows at his rank then he gets a blajillion SR, because he obviously doesn't belong at that rank for being so good one round with widowmaker.
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>losing
>switch and break 2-2-2
>start winning
>troglodyte finally notices 2 minutes later
>'um wtf guys why do we have 3 dps'
>starts throwing
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>>181355735
Hi, I'm Jeff from the Overwatch team. Can you faggots just stop playing the game already so it can die and we can use the servers for something else? How bad do we need to make the fucking game until you realize how terrible it is and stop playing?
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I am 1 game away from top 500 ask me anything
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>>181355813
>starting match on defense Numbani
>guy instalocks Symmetra
>Hanzo on our team complains and says we're going to lose because we have a onetrick Symmetra
>attackers never get the first point despite me solo healing
>next round Hanzo guy goes attack Torb
>we nearly lose
Why are people like this
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Hi I'm Jeff from the Overwatch team. When will people realize we hate Overwatch and the people who play it? It takes over six months to release a new hero, there have been 3 maps in over a year, and the anniversary event was nothing more than a message telling people to buy lootboxes. We never release any info and each patch makes the game worse and owrse. When will people learn?
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>>181355813
speak english weeaboo
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>>181356043
Someone said the best strategy for climbing is to show up late to the fight, using your team as a meatshield and just killing everyone on the enemy team yourself. This has actually worked so far but I wanna know if this is the optimal strategy
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>>181356043
Main(s)? Also proof/region?
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>>181356097

Had a game where someone started throwing because D.Va and Winston 'aren't proper tanks'.
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>>181356043

How big does your penis become when you enter the top 500?
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>>181356043
What are your thoughts on the Bible?
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>>181356218
Bronze or silver?
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>>181356403

Platinum.
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>>181355502
For a regular player, yes. Naturally a GM player will win more bronze games than bronze players. But the point is: how to climb as a regular player?

There's no carry potential in Overwatch, which means lots and lots of grinding, luck, gaming the system... all of this can be summed into two words: elo hell.
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>>181356218
Some people in this game are just so fucking sensitive and autistic about playing meta, especially in lower ELOs
imo in most cases it's beneficial to just let people pick the hero they want if they're so confident, and if it doesn't work just ask them to switch
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>Reaper and Symmetra flanking together
PREPARE TO GET CULTURALLY ENRICHED
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>>181345684
Yes. That's because they switch in general.
ONE switch can make all the difference. If you got a real bursty comp - The reinhardt will change everything because of his barrier. And it happened to me.
A LOT. I FUCKING HATE COMEBACK IN GENERAL. I SWEARS WHEN THERE'S AN OVERTIME THERE'S AN HIDDEN DAMAGE BOOSTER TO THE ENEMY CAUSE THERE IS MUCH MORE COMEBACK.

But yeah, switching is an important part of this game, i've had many comeback at the second round cause the first round we just scrambled and switched over and over again to find the right comp then won the point, put it at 70% and lost it because they were already at 99% when we capped it and won the next three round.
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>>181355527
I've seen this too but it's the enemy Tracer wrecking havoc on our backline and we have to defend her when they start blaming her in chat. It's probably because she never sticks around her team too long and is not as popular of a pick down here as opposed to genji.
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>>181356479
In 99% of cases, if your winrate is above 50% you WILL climb. Hell, if you onetrick support you can climb with below a 50% winrate.
If you find yourself being stuck around the same skill rating forever, consider the fact you're not in elo hell, you're where the system thinks your skill matches up.
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Where is the elohell anyway? They say it's gold, but then they go on and say it's between 3500 - 4000 SR.
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>Getting 4 gold medals and a bronze in damage dealt on Lucio when your team can barely cap half of the first point in 2CP and gets steamrolled afterwards
Just carry harder!!! You're the only constant!! *Takes deep breath* ECKS DEEEEEE! XDDD

Should I just be a one trick support main until I can get out of silver?
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>>181341432
>Genji and D.va exists in the meta
>Reaper and S76 made irrelevant
Best friends got to bring friends.
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>>181356790

All ranks are elohell.
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>Widow is 1 shotting everyone
>winston and dva dive in alone, separately way too deep, get wrecked every time under a second
>DPS doing their own thing, nobody working together
"We have too many support mains on this team, you guys are shit"
>2 support mains, 1 mercy, 1 lucio/ana

GM games sure are fun guys
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>>181356551
holy shit I fucking hate Symmetra's ugly manface
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>>181348035
>silver
If you're outperforming everyone on Lucio, take a dps and carry, shit for brains. I'm sorry that you're so bad, you can't fucking see how poorly the enemy team must be playing and take advantage of it.
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>>181356551
I've seen a few people try this.
It ended up with Reaper and Symmetra feeding like crazy.
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>>181345684
I think what you're talking about is a "Pub Push." A pub push is when the attacking team miraculously wins the game in the last minute or so of the round when just before they were getting their asses beat, after they remember that there's an actual objective to get.
Basically, I think the logic goes that in the last minute of the game, you really have nothing to lose by throwing yourself onto the objective and contesting, so you do it. And it works, because you shock and surprise the enemy by diving in, and if you're a slippery character like Lucio or Genji then you can contest for a long while while your team catches up. It's a phenomenon that's present in a lot of games, like TF2.
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>>181357091
>>181356835
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>>181355527
>>181356605
people aren't smart enough to watch the death ticker
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>look up stats on overbuff
>see this

u mirin
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>>181349938
The OWL was such a fun and interesting idea, but Blizzard seems to be fucking it by being jews, god dammit.
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>>181356218

What the fuck is a proper tank then?
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>>181357267

nice
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>>181357245
I don't think people realize there's a kill feed.
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>>181357556

I'm guessing he's months behind and thinks standing behind Rein's shield at the chokepoint for 3 mins is the way to play.
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>>181354504
>be me ex-Mercy main
>played Mercy around the seasons when she was underpowered
>had to have skill to save people from dieing, literally heroes never die, barely needed to use my ultimate (just for 1 or 2 people) because of that
>team thanked me for my gameplay and life saving
>had POTG where I didn't even use the ultimate
>bought all kinds of customizations for a Valhalla themed aryan goddess
>nowadays Mercy is shit and only played by girls or trannies to have easy climbs
>Don't play Mercy anymore, people still ask me to play sometimes when they check Quick Play pickrates and feels shit

It's like some kind of advanced NTR where your waifu is ruined and you can't have fun anymore. I hope better days will come for this hero.
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>>181349938
wait so if you check decline on ONE boxe.. then you cannot participate? That's some real bullshit right there. Being forced to share my info & give a license to use my name is.. well i'd decline those but liability.. i don't really get this. Sounds like it's your usual "We're not liable for any damage done to you" so i'd accept it
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>>181356853
>S76
>irrelevant
Biggest joke I've heard
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>>181356743
None of that disproves what I wrote. A lot of luck and grinding is involved. Thus, elo hell. It doesn't mean it's unbeatable, but saying that it doesn't exist, is very silly.
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Why dont hanzo mains switch?
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>>181349938
Reading this again, I'm pretty sure a contract like this would be invalid in the EU with those godawful liability clauses, lmao.
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>>181358089
stop bullying hanzo
I don't even play him but he is viable
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>>181357967
you have special snowflake syndrome
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>>181358089
Theyre gonna get that headshot soon I swear!
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>>181358089
switch noob, throwing faggot, reported.
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>>181357708

>R-rein is the m-meta tank you guys youtube says so

Why are people like this?
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I miss the Hog.

The fat bastard was such a reliable pick even if the player was mediocre.

Look at him now. All he's good at is throwing people of map on illios.
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>>181357967
>nowadays Mercy is shit and only played by girls or trannies to have easy climbs
>nowadays only played by girls or trannies
>nowadays
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>Hollywood
>Pick Reaper to try out the buffs
>Two people haven't picked
>Last one picks Zarya and starts spamming that we need a healer since we have none
>Change to Mercy
>They thank me
>Spend the match exclusively not healing, or rezzing them
>Damage boost them when they're at low health
Can't say I'm not contributing
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>>181358089

>have spent 31% of all game time as Hanzo on fire
>get 3 golds almost every game when I play him
>hate playing him because scrubs give him a bad name
>always switch when asked

Am I part of the problem?
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>>181358302
he's not that bad
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>>181358019
He's been dropping in use ever since that one damage reduction hit him, especially in the upper brackets.
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>fags who never played hog insist he's fine when everyone who's played him know it was too big of a nerf
>blizzard will listen to the tards that haven't played him
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>>181358358

You sure showed them by being a passive aggressive little bitch.
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>>181358180
Why?
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>>181358302

I too miss the fat fuck.

I can't even see enemy hogs as legitimate threats most of the time now. They just look like big "shoot me 4 ez ult" targets.
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>>181358358
and then you post about it here. It must suck having to constantly beg for attention.
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>>181358358
>The mercy picker acts like a cunt
Made me think
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How relevant is Overbuff rankings? If I'm top 50 on a hero on Overbuff should I be proud?
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>>181358358

>Pick Reaper

Yeah you're a cunt.
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>not even level 100
>almost 30 hours on zen
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>>181355527
Most silver-gold tracers do absolutely nothing though
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>>181358852

You are a good person for playing more Zen. Please continue to play lots of Zen.
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>>181358089
Instead of blabbering and crying about team comp, every fucking game, shit sickens me:

>"we need xyz"
>"switch"
>"3 dps???"
>"how do we counter this reaper?"

You know whats a good counter to everything? Shooting them in the fucking head. I'm not even a hanzo main, and I know he's awesome, HS does 250dmg.

Its like OW community forgets its a first person SHOOTER, theyre too busy telling others what to play, and wondering if they should have a rein or orisa.
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>>181358771
Overbuff is an ego stroke.
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>>181358426
if you switch, yes, you may be part of the problem.

Don't let people tell you what to play.

Unless you want to switch...then thats different. But I just dont trust anyone in this game, especially when they shotcall from spawn before match even begins.
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>>181358941

My overbuff stats are terrible, but Master Overwatch ones good.
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>>181358358
why is losing a meme? People laughing at themselves losing is a thing apparently.
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>>181358443
He is. There is no hero that has been nerfed as hard as him. And he was balanced.
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>>181358893
Sometimes yeah...but a lot of the times even when they put in work people still yet at em...maybe look at the killfeed next time you have one in game
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>>181358771
All rankings are irrelevant. There is no such thing as #1. It is fabricated. A computer cannot judge you. Be the best you can be, and your actions will speak for themselves.
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>>181358771
If you're top 50 on a hero then chances are that you're the upper echelon for that hero. Be proud.
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>>181336186

Soldier - steak and eggs
tracer - crumpets, tea and figs
McCree - whiskey
Reaper - coke and valium
Widow - crepes, dates, creme
ana and pharah - tea and toast
Reinhardt - an entire boar and chalice of beer
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>>181359035

Hey thanks anon that's reaffirming. I'm going to stick with Hanzo for a bit longer in games.
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>>181357967
> Mercy
> Skills

stop it, you're only hurting yourselve. She never needed skill at all. Both mechanical and psychological. Reading ult is the easiest thing ever because people are so predictable. Positioning is easy because you can press shift every 2 sec.

Ana/Lucio/Zen are better.
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>>181359131
I laugh at myself because I try looking back at my fuck ups and realizing where I could have prevented them by doing something different like taking one more step. Also, no point being tilted and affecting your next game.
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>play vs. AI for that sweet sweet last 400 EXP
>guy picks Lucio
>says "hey what's up guys"
>some soft voiced kid says to him "are you gonna play Mercy?"
>guy says "no wtf why would I play Mercy?"
>kid doesn't say anything, then after 30 seconds says "are you gonna get play of the game?"

You get all the freaks in this mode I tell you what.
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>>181350993
>>181351281
he's not a reaper main tho
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>>181358302
I've never liked him, before and after. He is so easy to kill and the only way he can kill anyone is by hook combo. It's so stupid. Him and junkrat should just be deleted because their chars die easily, charge ults for enemy team, and can only ever get kills out of pure luck or poor enemy team positioning.

When I see junk or hog on my team I think "Welp, I better main so I can carry this 5v6"
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>>181321724
4th of July is on a tuesday

What are the odds for an event of sorts
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>>181358358
You sure showed them faggot, why did you come here you fucking attention whore?
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>>181359516
>I try looking back at my fuck ups
So you pick a support hero and not support your team? Hows that "looking back" working out for you?
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>>181351639

>waifu'ing a canon lesbian

You deserve it. Stick to pure maidens like Zarya instead.
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what is the point of even staying in a match if you fail to take the third point as attack. you've basically already lost
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>>181358921
I don't think I could stop if I tried, being able to benefit the team if they're going for the goal feels rewarding and having great damage potential means there's no need to be passive or completely rely on them if they're slacking, you can take things into your own hands as well as be good backup.
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>>181359625
>What are the odds for an event of sorts

less than zero
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>>181352494

Bet you didn't kill anyone BUT the mercy :^)
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>Symmetra manages to go a whole fucking round without ever getting ult charged

Like why do these people queue up for comp?
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why does torbjörn drink the stuff in his gun
thats gross
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>shoot a poo ball at spawn
>teleporter online
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>>181359906
>enemy sym leaves obvious traps by spawn door at start
>people actually walk through
>6 seconds later when they're destroyed hear "SHIELD GENERATOR"
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>>181359416
Unless it's junkrat. If junkrat you're still trash
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update? why is blizz so late/silent on so many of these 400mb patches
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>>181340781
jesus christ

i've never got a game that was THAT bad
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>>181359670
I pick what the team needs, be it tank(Winston, Reinhardt), support(Lucio, Zenyatta), but I prefer being DPS(Genji, McCree). I try mentally playing back where I fucked up and how I could have prevented dying to keep helping my team.

No idea what you're trying to imply there other than you implying that I'm a Mercy main, which I don't even touch.
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>>181359815

>discording a pharah and headshotting her
>discording an Orisa and discharging a full rightclick into her head
>clutch saving teammates just by pressing shift
>nullify enemy ults with a well-timed Q
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Ow is literally about who has the strongest hitscan player, s1 it was about who had the best genji, this is boring and blizzard can't balance for shit, ifi i want to carry i have to chose between like 2-3 picks, everything else is useless as shit and you are putting the match in someone else hand.
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Best character to easily get out of each rank:

Bronze: Mccree
Silver/Gold: Reaper
Platinum: Pharah
Diamond: Widowmaker
Master: Mercy
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New roadhog nerf

roadhog's hook only has 2 feet of chain, his scrap gun does 15 hp damage, he gets 12 shots, fire rate increases to 80%
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>>181359906
>>181360060

>troll pick symmetra on defense in comp
>throw four (4) fully charged right clicks into their spawn
>TELEPORTER ONLINE
>they don't even cap one point
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>>181360438
Grandmaster: Hanzo
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>>181340781
The only good part of this is you know that people who act this retarded are going to eventually sink to low ranks
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>>181360198
Are you not the asshat who picked mercy to only shoot enemies and damage boost, never to heal?Follow the post links...
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>>181360548
Kek
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>>181360438
Zarya for most of everything else as well
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>>181360503
who is this cute girl?
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>>181360438

Bronze: Pharah
Silver: Pharah
Gold: Pharah
Plat: Pharah

ftfy
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>>181359894
if the team can't win a 6v5 they don't deserve to win
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>>181340781

Ah, so this is diamond level gameplay...
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>>181360731
lol pharah works all the way to gm
it only stops at around the gm top 500 border because at long last, people can finally aim
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>>181352494
>be on team with genji
>genji only able to kill people who cant fight back
>repeatedly get raped because one of our dps slots is taken up
>meanwhile enemy team takes out our healer and now its 4v5
>genji still jumping around their backline, tunnelvisioning mercy and doesnt realize she's distracting you
>lose SR to countless mains, not helping their team because of some superiority complex
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What's the best place to set up Torb's turret in Cyka Industries?
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so enlighten me on one thing

what would be trhowing, in particular?

why not play QP?

why would picking a character you like and do comp with it at your best be considered trhowing?

do you think there is a metric to finding trhowers statistically?
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>>181360928
>why would picking a character you like and do comp with it at your best be considered trhowing?
When you're doing bad with said character and not contributing anything to the team besides feeding ult.
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>>181360928

Throwing means trying to lose.
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>>181360868

At 1cp or 2?

>>181360820

kek
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>>181352505
master a main and dont switch until youre diamond.

fall to bronze and repeat on different hero to avoid one-trick

???

profit
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>>181360868
>near either pack on the point A
>on the roof of the ledge leading to the point A, or on its left if you MUST use torb to kill pharah on gold and below
>any catwalk on point B. the moving platforms works sometimes.
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If there was no affirmative action in USA, would Blizzard still make Symmetra? I mean, it's a hero designed specially for imbeciles.
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we should be Overwatch Operations instead of Overwatch General so we'll be /OwO/
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>>181361038
It also means doing something really dumb that loses the match.
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Wait, what
They added career stats for mystery heroes?
Why?
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>>181361051
>At 1cp or 2?

Both. At A I try to set it up on the objective with a line of sight to whatever choke my team is not at, at the second one I just pick a top corner.
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>>181360928

Throwing means picking Junkrat. Throwing also means picking Widow if you play at Silver or below.

>>181361162

t. killed by Symmetra
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>>181361162
t. silver genji main
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>>181361191
>i have double the time on honkzo that any other character
i

what

how?
>>
>>181360652
No. I just said I don't touch Mercy.
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>>181361190

No.

It used to be used in the context of betting where a competitor would bet against themself, then lose.
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>>181361167
Coulda said Overwatch Origins
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>>181349104
it makes zero sense how he's able to remotely control it at all considering he doesn't even use a remote to control it
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>>181361162
Symmetra was made for consoles though
but yeah, she's for degenerates, good thing shes kinda weak
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>>181349104

The radiation gave him psychic technopath powers.
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I come to you today with an important query

Rescue Mei or Firefighter
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>not maining mercy
>not getting top 500 easily
>not making friends with professional players/streamers who regularly queue up with you
>not putting on a girl voice during these games so desperate nerds will send you money

I bet you scrubs are stuck in plat.
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>>181361374
Because the noose tightens.
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>>181360820
desu this is every level of gameplay till high gm-top 500
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>>181340781

I don't want to be in diamond/masters.
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>>181361573
I couldn't think of any other fitting word that started with O until after I posted
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>>181358595
>>181358645
>>181358741
>>181358795
>>181359131
If only I had known (you)s were so easy I'd have done this sooner
I don't even play mercy when I need to heal
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>>181361796
Snow Plum
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>>181361796

Whichever one isn't the orange one. The colors are just a little better and the game has so many orange skins anyway.

>>181361854

>lol i was just pretending to be retarded U MAD?
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>>181361796
Mei-rry
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>>181361796
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>>181361808
>being mercy main
>not killing yourself
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>>181361207

At 1cp I like to set it up at the back right corner of the point, up on the balcony there. It can be tricky to deal with for scrubs, because it has line of sight over the whole point as well as the adjacent balcony, and has no obvious path for low-level trench shitters to get up there.

At 2cp I put it in the side room or down in the bottom right-hand corner to cover cheeky flankers. It also has aerial view of the point from there and can deal with Pharahs quite reliably. They won't have vision of it unless they're on the point. This also allows you to roam a bit more and give your team armor and some extra damage.
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>>181362107

That's really helpful, thanks.
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>>181340781
>pick widow/hanzo
>lose
>team points out it's your fault you lost for picking meme characters
>get upset
lmao
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>>181340781
every other game
serious question
Why is overwatch is toxic?
I don't remember CS or Teamfort being like this
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>comp
>guy playing badly
>call him out and ask if he could switch with me "i filled"
>"lmao dude i play for fun i dont give a shit about imaginary internet ranking i dont care if we lose its just a game"
>someone else on team chimes in and tells him that quick play exists
>he immediately leaves voice chat and starts bitching in match chat saying that he is having a bad game and that we are harassing and bullying him and how he is constantly losing because of teams flaming and trolling

Like what kind of mental disorder do these people fucking have?
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>>181361971
Hey, you do you. I'm just amazed that my random greentext got a bunch of (you)s
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>>181362343
honestly? it's because the game is highly imbalanced. people want to play fun heroes, heroes they like, who's personalities they enjoy.
The problem is blizzard are so bad at balancing that it leaves half the cast literally unviable in 90% of situations, making it impossible to play without getting flamed. The worst part is, is that everyone has every right to complain about you picking a bad hero.
This would all be solved if the entire balance team behind overwatch was fired and replaced
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>>181362343
its because the moba/smash/wow community is basically what the overwatch playerbase consists of and all those communities are basically games with low bars of entry so everyone feels like they are a hotshit that is entitled to their own opinion
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>>181340781
>make a game that attracts both FPSshitters and MOBAbbies
>this happens
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>>181362357
I don't care about winning/losing but quickplay is trash. No tanks, no healers, no coordination, just random 1v1s strewn across the map.

I play comp so I can play what I want in a setting where everyone tries, usually Mccree or Widow but sometimes I'll lock in torb or hanzo or something.

I'm 3800
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>>181362357

>play competetive mode
>losing
>"its only le game xD"

I think it's a coping mechanism for deep trench scrubs when they tilt.
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>>181362678
Thats what i mean tho i go into comp expecting to be in a setting where everyone is trying
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>Ruins
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>>181362678

I prefer QP because there's no pressure. Sure people pick Hanzo but then sometimes if the other team is tryharding they decide to try too.
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>>181363236
>>181363236
>>181363236
>>181363236
Migrate
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>>181363214
those are some kawaii eyes
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>>181362543
Geoff "D.Va defense matrix can protect you from Junkrat matrix :)" Goodman should be fired

(he really said that in the forum)
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>>181336186
Mercy lives on coffee.
Lucio eats his lucio-ohs, because he stands behind his products. they're ok
Ana has wonderful grandma cooking skills but usually just jabs herself with healing darts because she's too busy hiding in a sniper blind.
Zenyatta subsists on a diet of pure spiritual enlightenment and mystical omnic energy, but enjoys french toast. Nobody ever sees him eat, but perfect mechanical squares are cut out of the food.
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>>181351719
>Have gold elims
>With 5
>As zenyatta
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