Senran Kagura General - /skg/ - #1091

If you ever feel like life is an endless misery, a downward spiral of disappointment, and that nothing you do will ever matter, just remember this:

Your senran will never be real.


Fuck you all.

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I'm just gonna put this here so I can use it when we reach the image limit.

>>181139161
I love you too Anon, but you really should cheer up. No need to be so mean to people on the internet!

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>>181139161
Calm down, desu.

>>181139161
I'll torture you slowly and painfully, punk.

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Shiki is so pure, cute and wholesome

>>181139879
corrupt, hideous and air-headed more like

Raping Murasaki! Every thread!

>>181139978
>corrupt, hideous and air-headed more like
It's not Shiki's fault your waifu is a slut.

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>>181139879
100% truth

>>181140105
I don't have a waifu though
I just like bullying others'

>>181140014
What's the point?

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>>181139978

>corrupt
okay, she's sometimes made some mistakes
>air-headed
She can act that way but she's smarter than she looks
>hideous
Now you're just baiting, Shiki's sexy.

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It's Tittyfuck Trial Thursday. Please pull out your dick so Fuga-chan can time how long you last.

>>181140205
>I don't have a waifu
What are you doing here then? Do you really think there is anything here beyond waifus?

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>>181140398
Call me when it's Buttslam Saturday

>>181139940
>boring sided thanks gonna
>inside keep murasaki
>better games love haruka
>wanted picture reason image
>die guess yes maybe
>far true usually
>dai kill find lewd gay stupid
>sv cute shinobi

>>181140474
shitposting

>>181140398
Who?

>>181140398
>New Wave
That game is everything wrong about SK

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Please help. I've had a case of coconut fever for the past few days.

Will we ever have a SK game as good as Uppers?

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>>181140543
Fuga offers buttslams, but they aren't as effective as her titslams.

>>181140681
Fuga, not Fucka.

>>181140805
At least I don't have much to be disappointed by with New Wave cards. No shitty story and gameplay.

Oh no, a powerful team of Yoma is coming in one month! It's team Toguro
How do you train your four favorite Senrans to fight them?

>>181140946
>No shitty story and gameplay
There's literally everything there is in the game outside of the cards

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I want Murasaki to read shinobi the rapunzel out loud for me while I rest my head on her lap and she strokes my head.

Using Mirai is so fucking hard
How to gitgud with her?

>>181141146
Don't you fear the possibility she will trap you in her room and rape you for the rest of your life?

>>181141248
Which game?

>>181141248
She sucks. Don't even try.

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Appreciating Hanabi

>>181141302
No, I love her. Why would I be scared of her?

>>181141248
>Using Mirai is so fucking hard
It's not that difficult to make a loli cum

>>181141313
SV

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>>181141423
Maybe not a normal loli, but making Mirai cum requires a lot of skill and patience.

>>181141491
oh btw is she better in EV?

>>181141369
She's a mentaly unstable NEET who probably would trap you and rape you everyday for the rest of your life if she tought you would escape her claws

>>181141602
I want to stroke her rod

>>181141690
>rape me with her sweating unwashed tits
>be smellfag
That would be living the dream

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>>181141491
Here are some tips:
1. Go frantic
2. Spam
3. Play SK2 and use her grenade launcher

>>181141759
You'll have to do more than just that to satisfy Mirai!

>>181141602
>making Mirai cum requires a lot of skill and patience
No, it doesn't. She has such a low self esteem that she cums just by being treated with love and kindness by her Anon
Unless you think not raping Mirai requires a lot of skill.

>>181141945
>That would be living the dream
>Rape
I'm not surprised

>>181141945
>>181142140
It's not rape if he wants it.

>>181142027
She only orgasms from holding hands the first few times it happens before she gets used to it.

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>>181142489
> ~

>>181142489
I want to protect her :P.

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>>181141690
First of all she's a very romantic gal that wants a prince. Second of all her favorite story is rapunzel the shinobi, so I'm pretty sure her neet stuff was based around having a prince save her from her room. And then there's also the thing that she's handling bebe-tan very carefully, so I doubt that she'd go full yandere on you.

>>181142358
>kissing her boobs:9 times
>gently nibbling her boobs:18 times
>touching her pussy:24 times
>stroking her pussy a little:36 times
>stroking her pussy a lot:47 times
>stroking her pussy while kissing her:52 times
>just the tip:64 times
>everything:80 times
>gentle pussy pounding:120 times
>hardcore pounding:150 times
That's how much you can make her cum before it STARTS to get hard. I didn't even include anal and pussy-licking

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>>181140894
Yo is pretty sexy. I dont blame you

>>181143146
I want to nut inside this coco.

>>181142767
She's a crazy NEET that is hanging all her hopes and dreams on an imaginary "prince". What do you think she would do with the "prince" if she ever got disappointed with them?
I really love Murasaki but there's no doubt she's a yandere in the making

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>>181143653
I want to nut inside and outside this coco

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>>181139208
Making Chikages with Hikage!!!!

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>develop babu fetish
>because of Yumi
>develop lactation fetish
>because of Yumi

Yumi is taking me down strange paths.

Which two Senrans would most likely do a Fusion dance
and how powerful would that Senran be?

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>>181140894
cute coconut

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>>181144930

>>181144809
If Yumi would get a boyfriend, would you develop a NTR fetish?

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>>181144871

>>181144871
I could see Haruka and Ryouna fusing together to become Haruna.
In Sadist Mode they'd be the unstoppable force, in Masochist Mode they're the immovable object.

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>>181145375
Ryouka is too dangerous to unleash upon this world!

Response to post in previous thread, >>181116182 . Takaki could have learned a lot from Manyuu if he had just done ninja meditation.

https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/4862603

>thread goes silent, everyone fapping to ouka and kagefusa

I brought this on myself, I guess

https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/3380958

BEEP BEEP

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So, what's the deal with airline food?

>>181147689
This is extremely lewd

>>181148401
No it's not! Shiki's not doing anything lewd at all! She's a good girl!

I want to watch Shiki get raped by tentacles.

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>>181147689
I wanna tittyfuck Shiki all night.

>>181148554
>wearing a sling bikini crouching with her legs wide open

>>181148706
It's just her shinobi outfit! She's not wearing it for lewd purposes. Shiki's not like that.

>>181148630
I want to watch Shiki get gangbanged by black men

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Shiki would give the best titjob/blowjob combos.

>>181148949
There is absolutely nothing lewd about this picture, Shiki is a good girl

BIG
FAT
BAT
TATS

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*blocks your path*

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>>181149796
*clears my path*

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this is a japanese female ninja

>>181150373
Where is she?

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>>181150548
She's right there on the left, silly!
Look! She in my picture here!

>>181150842
Is she behind that hot dude?
If so, make her more visible, because I cannot see her at all!

>>181150967
She is a ninja. That is why you can't see her!

Memeposters like >>181150548 must be slapped.

>>181147689

Big fat bat tats!

>Boob man will run wild with HD rumble
>Pacman VS announced for Switch
good year so far

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>>181151612

>>181149796
What does their breastmilk taste like?

>>181151941

just milk. Unlike Minori those two eat a lot of fruits and veggies and don't overdo sweets (though Shiki is borderline on the sweets intake, hers might taste a little sweeter than Yo's)

Minori lactates chocolate milk! and Hibari's milk is really really sweet and syrupy, but is still white and milky too

>>181151934
Shiki's mouth is an anus.

>>181152181
Hibari's milk is strawberry milk. It's pink and stuff.

>>181145974
>>181147035
There's something off putting about that rubbery look

>>181151934
Tell me this is actually shopped...

>>181152321
Nope, your waifu a whore.

>>181152480
Well Shiki is not my waifu, and there is nothing whorish about the picture, but there should be a limit to how much official art you get to completely phone in.

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>>181152321
>>181152480
Am I missing something here?

>>181152731
The mouth on the higher resolution one looks ridiculous.
As anon put it:
>>181152190

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Chitose and Bashou are the most erotic senrans.

How is Haruka's breast milk?

>>181152670
>and there is nothing whorish about the picture
>Hot pink nail polish on both hands and toes
>Each right hand finger has a ring, her index having three
>Followed by 4 accessories on her right arm, possibly one on her left wrist but is blocked by her leg
>2 accessories on each ankle
>Toe Rings
As someone who hid his power level and lived among normies for 2 years I can tell you those are all signs of a whore.

>>181153183
And yet Shiki is a good girl, so it's not 100% accurate.

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>>181153182
Delicious gyaru booty

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>>181153114

>>181153167
If you ask a slave, they'll say it tastes like sweet perfection, joy and happiness.
Ask anyone else and they'll say it tastes like cinnamon and cough syrup.

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>>181153114
>that visible line on the inner thigh
what is that?
and more importantly, why is it so lewd?

>>181153114
Second best New Wave

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I've only played the 3DS games. Can somebody summarize for me what exactly I've missed? My understanding is that the other games are mostly just fapbait and have virtually no real story not to say that the 3DS games weren't that most of the time, but I see a lot of characters posted in here that I don't know, and I suspect that a bunch of those characters will make it into PBS.

>>181154427
Both of the games you haven't played are miles better than PBS, so you really shouldn't concern yourself with it.

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>>181154629
>Both of the games you haven't played are miles better than a game we've seen virtually no footage of and have no measure of how "good" it is or isn't.

>>181154814
!? WAT? I've imported and played it, and so has all of japan, just look for japanese let's plays.

>>181154928
>It was originally a PS4 game but is getting an updated rerelease for the Switch
Okay, I'm retarded and somehow missed that when I first looked into the game. Please disregard me.

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>>181147035
Wow! Miyabi sure looks like she's having a good time!

>>181155083
Wait, what? When was this announced?

>>181153941
That's the line that defines the gracilis and the adductor longus muscles. It's lewd because those are some of the main muscles that shape the groin.

>>181152294

Hmm I mean I get what you're going at with her pink hair and all but nothing Hibari has ever said has ever suggested she really likes strawberry flavor in particular. Just that she likes cookies and sweets in general and eats them almost as much as Minori.

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>>181139017
>Sad mistress edition.

Sad? That was not the intention!

Haruka is just laying down! She's perfectly okay!

>>181154427
Kind of a lot. You should really play SV.

>>181157578
At best it's "chemistry accident general", there is no human being that would lie down in that pose willingly.

>>181157578
I want to be comfy in Haruka's coat with Mirai! I'm even the same height as Haruka too, so it will be just like her! (inb4manlet)

>>181157578
After what happened last thread, there's good reason for her to be sad.

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This is my pretty paizuri princess.

>>181158205
Your princess is a slut

>>181157978
Haruka just feel asleep. She was trying to lay down sexily for her slave when he gets home but she accidentally got comfortable and now she's a ball of sleeping mistress on the floor!

>>181158205
You princess steals men's souls, and makes them her slaves!

>>181158306
>>181158406
She only steals my semen day and night, from paizuri!

>>181158348
Well wouldn't losing her composure in front of a slaveanon make her sad?

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>>181159334
No, it would just surprise her and make her embarrassed.

p.s. don't tell Haruka how bad she is at hiding embarrassment, it's really funny seeing her act all evil and sadistic when you can tell how humiliated she feels just by the look in her eye.

>>181158205
Can we talk about how pretty this design is though? I think it's the hair.

>>181160013
It's the hair, pink eyes, eyelashes, and lips. Those are what make her a princess. Her huge tits are what make her a paizuri princess.

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>>181159848
Ok I concede, I should've named it completely composed mistress edition. Leave a note next time.

>>181160013
I think you have a gmilf fetish or something. Cute young girls shouldn't have grey hair (unless they're Rin)

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>>181157185
I see. It's been a while since I've taken anatomy class
POST NINJA GROINS

>>181141690
Not if you rape her first

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>>181160476

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>>181160476

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>>181158025
I want to join Mirai in the coat while Haruka is still wearing it after she makes us both drink a shrinking potion so she can go about her day as normal with the two of us in there!

>>181161228
I don't think Mirai would agree to that.

>>181161228
>>181161413
I want to live in Mirai's coat with Haruka!

>>181161228
I want her to do that to you but then keep you both in her vagina, whilst she goes about her daily business and socialises with others.

>>181161413
I don't think it's up to her to decide.

>>181161467
I want to live in Mirai's coat while she lives in Haruka's coat!

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>>181161467
Mirai doesn't usually wear a coat though!

>>181162136
Alright fine, Mr. "details".

I'll live in her bra or something instead.

>>181162176
Mirai doesn't need to wear a bra because she has no boobs!

>>181162176
There's nothing in there to hold you in place so you'll just slip out.

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Did anyone here actually hate Dougen in Burst and Deep Crimson?

I feel like SK has a tough time when it comes to making a good villain.

>>181162273
I know it sounds hard to believe but Mirai's back'll get really sore if she doesn't support her little bumps with a bra for long periods of time!

>>181162712
Don't lie, Mirai. It's OK to just wear a training bra because it makes you feel more mature.

>>181162660
I thought he was serviceable. It's hard to develop the non-waifu characters in a waifu game very well since people will get mad at the game dev for giving them too much screen time.

>>181153114
She looks really bored.

>>181163012
No, Ryoubi's the one who does that.

And it's not a training bra it's a custom fit AAA cup.

>>181163179
She's basically Hikage light. Completely in control of her emotions and only interested in things that are mission related.

>>181163086
Yeah he was adequate but this series has trouble making characters that you're sure supposed to hate.

Its one of the reasons why I can appreciate VD. Mana was such a bitch but she did her own goals and motivations.

>>181144871
Homura and Miyabi!
Black Chuuni Fire!
Six Seven Pronged swords for 42 Prongs!
The stronkest Hebi!
Mimura!

>>181163830
I imagine they needed a character they can paint up the be the bad guy while overtly not being someone's waifu, just to have a person to kill without pissing anyone off.

>>181162660
He was still a shitty undeveloped character who was evil just because. Which I can appreciate because an actual villain is better than "these girls are evil but not really so please don't hate them".

>>181162660
I wasn't too fond of him in Deep Crimson either. Mostly because he can be annoying to fight. Also because it kinda just felt like he was there for the sake of having a villain.

>>181162660
I lie Dougen because I actually like evil just because villains. Though I wish there was more information on him.

>>181162660
Dogen gets a thumbs up from me because I really like his design and because he has basically no motive except wanting money and power. He's simple but that works fine in SK.
Now if only we got a SK fighter so he can just play exactly like Rugal.

>>181164768
>>181164941
>>181165496
I'm not saying you can't be evil without a reason. I think Junko Enoshima was a fantastic villain. Something just felt like it was missing for him.

>>181164801
Yeah, if Takaki wanted the Yoma in SK2 could've been Shin's fault if he wanted to write as such.

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>N. Sanity Trilogy is here

goodbey skeegee it was nice knowing you

>>181165795
>Something just felt like it was missing for him.
Probably an arc that spans for more than 10% of the game.

>>181165795
>Something just felt like it was missing for him.
Lack of Dead End Screamer spam I think.

>>181165795
>Something just felt like it was missing for him.
I guess it is that we don't really know how did he get where he is now. That, and he seems to really switch between motives. In Burst, his motive why he wanted to summon Orochi wasn't really explained. In SV, he seemed to just want to get Shin to use as a weapon. Then in SK2, apparently he wants to use the yoma to take over the world. But then he wants the Reincarnation Orb to become the strongest man alive.

The guy really needs a three step plan or something.

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>>181165795
He's missing a character

Little to no effort is made to flesh him out, he's flatly evil and power hungry from start to finish, I know we like to meme about him having a fetish for demon giantesses but that would have been legitimately more interesting than what he is

There's that piece of art that shows a young versions of him, Hanzo, Sayuri, and Kurokage together, even if he was still a transparent asshole back then it would be nice to see what sent him down the path to where he is now

>>181166948
>Step 1: Kill Senrans
>Step 2: ???
>Step 3: PROFIT!

Who do you think Dogen's favourite Senran is?
He's probably a Harukafag considering he used her to sacrifice the rest of the Hebijo crew to Orochi.

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SK7 info where.

>>181165849
You fuck, that's not fair

>>181169534
It looks like Naraku spawn

>>181165849
>>181169575
Those games were never good.

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>>181169653
It's a space senran.

>>181169694
You were never good.

>>181169785
>Kagura is going to live into the space age
>her guardians will still be the same line of pale skinned, pink eyed shorties

>>181169694
That's fine and I respect your opinion, but now I have to bust your kneecaps

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>>181169785

>>181169003
And to think that Mirai was the one that was really worried about being mind-controlled into hurting her friends, when it was actually Haruka that ended up doing that! Haruka is the worst!

Will SK7 combine the split timelines?

>>181169534
Refle info when?

>>181170168
Probably not cause that'd make no sense and take too much time.

>>181170168
nah, he already said that the SK2 one is done. There would be little point since lore is different like the top ranking not being kagura.

>>181170524
>he already said that the SK2 one is done
So no more 3DS SK?

>>181170601
I dont see it likely. Especially with the switch being a thing now.

>>181170601
I believe that's the case

>that moment when you realize Yomi was a child prostitute
I want to die now.

>>181171776
>that moment when you're so dumb and not realise that every senran is a virgin except for Sayuri/Jasmine
You should die, indeed.

Which senrans are for princess carrying?

>>181172562
All of them

>>181172562
Dogen

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I love Hikage! Every thread!

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Reminder to work hard everyday or Daidouji will punch you in the penis

>>181173567
Jokes on her, I enjoy cbt!

I'll pet your Senran!

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>>181169694
I can tell how jealous you are but that's okay.

>>181173567
But what do I do on days off then?

>>181173634
Shut the fuck up SpaceJin

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>>181174990
Training, lots of training

>>181173567
I've never worked hard

On anything, ever

>>181175292
>When you have so much tit that you need two bikini tops and that's still not enough.

>>181162660
he could have not been in burst at all and it would have made no difference. in 2 he was just a standard evil guy. not that those are bad because i loved edward kelley in nioh. but i feel he lacks the right amount of charisma. sometimes he just seems to act more goofy than menacing to me. his toguro-broly mode is pretty cool though. and his unusual habit of surviving fatal attacks is like the usual "i was just pretending to be retarded" the girls like to do but turned up to 11.

>>181173103
I feel like there are maybe 10+ regularly lurking Hikage fans, but most of them never say anything. They just lay in wait, flicking their tongues out, waiting for new images of Hikage

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>>181175742
Careful, you might stir the nest

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What would be a good first date place to take your cake?

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>>181173567
That's not a very good way to motivate a masochist to work out.

Perhaps she should promise to punch me in the dick if I work out with her.

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>>181176171
i know a small cool niche place we could go to

>>181176302
I want Ryouna-chan to punch me in the stomach.

>>181176171
There's a combination bookstore/cafe no, it's not a Barnes&Noble with a Starbucks in it near where I live that's pretty damn comfy and has nice chairs. I'd take here there, we could get some coffee, and curl up on a couple of comfy chairs and read books together. Then the next week I'd buy a book she really liked and ask her on a second date.

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>>181176814
Forcing a masochist to hurt someone else!?

Is this the ultimate tease?!

>>181176814
Me too.

>>181174632
Fucking Assuka's Ass!

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>>181176989
Ryouna is more than willing to hurt other people!

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FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

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>>181177963
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART

>>181178213
/slap (Anon)

>>181176798
Cakes are so much easier to date, they're not constantly awkward like most >25 girls. As long as they're not single moms.

>>181176853
I was going to say, sounds like a Chapters

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>>181178260
Oh you slap me but not the anon calling her fat?

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>>181178476
i wouldn't be surprised if rin was a little awkward, at least, at first. then she would start getting enthusiastic about it.

>>181178610
Haruka is something between curvy and plump, to be fair.

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pig

Why would someone post nice pictures of Haruka and yet insult her with text? Seems like a waste to me.

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sneug

snug sneg snag snig snog

>>181180984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV46OGU7ksE

>>181180984
snigger

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how do you feel about Senrans in the nude?

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>>181179932
You see, there are no bad pics if Haruka, so they have no choice

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>>181181391
[URGE TO IMPREGNATE]

>>181181391
Urge to love rises, but it has to be done tastefully.

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>>181181391
Most of them aren't thicc enough.

>>181181391
When it's Katsuragi it does nothing for me.

>>181181391
Wrong and bad.

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>>181181391
Urge to grab some blankets and some warm clothing for her so she doesn't catch a cold or anything.

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>>181181391

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Why do people always want to impregnate their waifu?

Don't you ever just want to fuck her for fun?

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Estival Versus is unfun, I'm not enjoying it.
I'm playing Burst also and, framerate issues aside, I like it a lot more, might just complete Shinovi Versus after beating Burst (and boy it will take time to do it).

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>>181182330
>Why do people always want to impregnate their waifu?

Women can't be happy if they aren't mothers. I want my waifu to be happy. My waifu being happy makes me happy.

>>181182627
Literally opposite of me.

>>181182627
Unfun might be the best word to describe EV.
They basically took SV and went "How can we remove all the fun?"
EV was the result.

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>>181182330
yeah but it is just that impregnation is so hot though

>>181182627
Same, I just couldn't keep going with that mess. Even SV was kinda fun and got to complete everything. I'm going to read what happens in the game some day.

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>>181182330
What if I want to impregnate you're waifu?

>>181183135
When is the next event

>>181182330
I don't want to impregnate mine.
I'm horrified at the thought of having kids because I don't feel like I'd be a very good father to them, and vaginas weird me out and I don't want to stick my dick in one.

>>181183521
Is that new?

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2D Senran Fighter fucking when

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>>181183147
Why I'm really hyped for SK7 if it's supposed to be a "big title". You can tell EV development was super rushed.

>>181183859
https://exhentai.org/g/1080637/9b4fe66712/

>>181183951
wait, do they not fight already?

>>181183521
Those boobs are entirely too full of milk.

>>181183951
Hopefully never.

>>181184097
Now I know what I'll fap to.

>>181183951
My only issue with a Senran fighter would be if they made Haruka into someone like Carl from BB with how he plays instead of someone like Captain Commando where he's got a ton of assists but still has specials for himself.
Imagine Haruka with a Captain Corridor-y World Is Mine special, and using Coatbot, Dolls, Slaves and lower-ranked Shinbois as assists to back her up, it would be great.

>>181182627
>>181182874
>>181183147
Eh, while SV was the better game, I still got enjoyment out of EV.

>>181184660
k

>>181183951
Thankfully never.

Fucking fighting games are such shit.

>>181184660
Same, but when a game has bad gameplay it's a shit gameplay.

Having fun in the diorama mode didn't excuse the heinous core gameplay.

>>181183951
I still wish for an SK fighter that plays like Arcana Heart to be made one day.

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Why did they put so many recovery frames on almost EVERY move in EV?
It would have been a significant improvement if they just got rid of the recovery frames
Is it really true that they slowed down EV for the multiplayer?

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>>181185538
>people are still complain bout those when you learned how to dash out of them a year ago

>>181184945
I don't think the gameplay was bad.

I can't get excited for PBS. It seems entirely like spinoff that should have been a new IP. I don't know what he's doing.

>>181185843
Even if you dash cancel there's still lots of recovery frames. It's not like you can dash out after the first frame.
That's also a poor mechanic in general.

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Why is she sad?

>>181185843
Dash Cancel sucks in EV, I guess they wanted to nerf it.

>>181186287
Why is she eating a pile of money?

EV was kind of rushed as hell. I'm pretty sure all the dev time went to SK2 since it only released about 6 months earlier.

>>181186158
It kind of is one.

I honestly think people are massively exaggerating EV's gameplay shortcomings. Its not quite as fun as SV, but I'm not having a total shit experience with it.

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>>181186345
I bet Nachi has something to do with this!

>>181186765
it isn't a bad game. it just feels really meh.

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Are you here to help me out on the farm today, anon?

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Good night /skg/
Sleep well and sweet dreams to you all!
Don't stay up too late now!

>>181186940
>it just feels really meh
I wouldn't even go that far. I'd just say its good instead of great.

>>181187062
Yes, I'm already taking care of the cow >>181184097

>>181186765
People like to complain in this general a lot. EV is fine. Do not think PBS will be any good though.

>>181186765
I mean, I know I miss dumb stuff like Haruka's charged breach trivializing everything or dash spamming with Emu, but the girls I liked to play are still fun between SV and EV, and Ryouki is probably the most fun out of the group to me

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>>181186287
Yagyuu realized money can't buy happiness

>>181187601
Helps Renka and Kafuru are nice.

>>181186765
That's /skg/ for you. Shit on Versus for the most mundane nitpicky thing then turn around and praise DC as a flawless masterpiece.

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>>181188028
>Kekfuru
>nice
B u l l y

>>181188028

Renka is fun to play but Kafuru was god awful to play, almost as bad as Mirai.

>>181186287
Hibbers isn't there.

>>181188271
>Kafuru was god awful to play
She's like the opposite of Mirai. She's almost too strong to where she can be seen as boring.

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Do you think Marvelous will ever let Platinum make a Senran Kagura game?
Monkey's Paw: it's directed by Kamiya, so boob sizes are nerfed and there are numerous, unskippable Space Harrier/Fantasy Zone sections

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>>181188667
>spoiler
I'd actually be okay with all that.

>>181188584

She's okay against mooks, terrible against bosses. Mirai is terrible against mooks, okay against bosses.

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>>181188667
As long as Ryoubi is there for him to wank over I'm sure they can convince him to leave the other boobs alone.

>inb4 we just end up getting a third game about Ryoubi

>>181188667
Only if it's a Viewtiful Joe spiritual sequel focusing on Minori.

>>181188667
i hope not

>>181188836
>not knowing how to make bosses ride the dolphin

>>181188836
Sounds like you need to get gud. Kafuru a rape.

>>181188667
I'd take anything from platinum at this point. I genuinely enjoyed Legend of Korra more than SV and EV.

>>181188667
>directed Bayonetta
>hates big boods

I'm confused.

SV was a lot of fun.

>>181189563
Jeanne is his favorite.

>>181188667
No. Fuck this faggot.

>>181188667
Platinum games have been shit as of late.

>>181188667
You think threads are bad now. Just imagine what it would be like if you let Platinumfags in.
>>181189563
He's just an asshole who likes complaining about everyone and everything.

>>181189563
He prefers slender builds. Bayo doesn't have terribly large boobs, either.

>>181189453
I mean the problem with the Korra game was more it was super short at 3 hours when generally 10 should be the minimum

>>181189774
The only good game they've ever made is Anarchy Reigns. And they let SEGA rape it so hard it was dead on arrival.

Nier Automata was so boring. I enjoy every senran game more than it.

>>181190129
You're doing it wrong, you're supposed to be looking at her, that's where the fun comes from.

Weed would have helped also

Whose boobs make a bassdrop sound when you touch them?

>>181189563
He likes the pettanko. Also he didn't have creative control over Bayonetta's design, only Jeanne's

>>181183521
damn dem some big toddies

>>181189563
>>181189910
I know we've been over this, but I never even found Bayonetta even remotely attractive. I even like glasses, but not hers.

She's like a compass tool came to life and became a stripper.

>>181190559
It's a nice ass but it gets to be the same after the first hour where you get wet the first time. Puru puru finishers were actually a great addition to EV that made it sexier. Hope those come back because the silliness is fun.

>>181190675
If we're being honest here, none of them.

>>181190675
Maybe you could program that loli NW Muramasa so she makes that sound whenever you touch them.

Takaki plays a lot of idolmaster.

>>181191475
So does Miura. It may explain why both are driving their respective series into the ground.

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>>181191393
Would you really make this cutebot make weird sounds on contact?

>>181191734
What about her grown up version?

>>181191878
Please don't void Muramasa's warranty with unlicensed hardware.

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Too late! I regret nothing!

>>181192224
Oh fucking yes.
Muramasa is perfect because you can get the best of both worlds. I wonder if you can have her dual-boot into both bodies. That would be literally heaven.

>>181191987
>giving a shit about warranty

Mate if you can't maintain and repair your lolibot yourself you shouldn't own one. The warranty and manufacturer servicing is a fucking scam. They practically look for excuses to void the warranty and if you're actually dumb enough to send yours in for repair then it costs and arm and a leg. Not to mention when your lolibot starts having problems it won't stop having problems, eventually you'll have spent so much of servicing that you may as well buy a new one, when like 99% of the time any problem can be fixed yourself with cheap ebay components.

I'm not saying you need to install mods or jailbreak your lolibots but you have a literal right to service your property unless you live in a consumer's nightmare like the US. The Warranty is just there to scare people into scamming themselves.

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What's your ninja spirit animal /skg/?

>>181193073
Tapir.

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>>181193073
My actual spirit animal is the elephant, so hopefully I could figure something out for that.
holy shit I can finally use this image of a ninja elephant for something!

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>>181191475
I wonder who his favorite idol is.

>>181193073
Cockroach

>>181193073
Moth.

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Say something nice about this ghost.