/palg/ - Paladins General

I want to care for Fernando's wellbeing!

Essence

>>179758207
lewd

>Instead of doing 30% less healing with Lifelike, you do 50% less SELF-healing and normal healing for your allies
>Mortal Reach now adds 5 seconds of cooldown
>Grover's passive heal is now 150 health/second and Blossom's cooldown is now 8 seconds
>Grohk now is officially homosexual and chokes on dicks everyday

Did I fixed the supports?

(reposted it from last thread with a slight modification)

I approve of this.
t. Grover

Replying it here too

>>179757773
>>179757990

I have all the cards in the game so no worries there, regardless I feel like I'm being lied to, you don't counter majority of the attacks in the game, drogoz ult went right through it both times I tired it. You can't cancel it so if people see what you're doing they just don't fire it and kill you after the duration is over if you don't run away.

I can't see how you can use this against decent players without fucking yourself over. I'll test more games but it feels like trash,. If you could at least cancel the animation it wouldn't be so bad but its like shooting at Reversal, no one sane is going to do it.

>>179758960
Counter legendary is shit, definitely got tricked mate

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This is my beautiful and perfect wife, Ying. Please say something nice about her.

>>179759308
Your wife a shit even willo looks better

>>179759308
VHS VHS VHS VHS VHS

>>179759308
Terrible fashion sense.

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>>179758960
I'm pretty sure the reason why is because either your aim was off or there was still time on Drogoz's ult so he landed a 2nd hit on you. You can absolutely counter 90% of the Ults in the game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djwTm1sFHmY&t=128s

His counter build still relies on people going full retard on it though.

>>179759308
She looks cool as a robot.

>>179759551
So it is a meme legendary like I said in my original post?

Nothing wrong with that but it just feels like it doesn't actually trigger off anything and even when it does the range is so short you can't really do shit, having it keep going post the first trigger will kill you more often then not against good players. Even with countering dumb lizard they're never going to ult you intentionally as a flank unless you're the only easy target anyway.

Again need more practice, but fuck.

>>179759308
Does she force you to post here?

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>>179759308

She's good with animals.

Is there anyway to get these tryhard ads to NOT show up on my main screen when in game?

>>179759308
30%

>>179758672
Mortal reach is the shit legendary anyway.

But 5 seconds is bait-level of added cd. Try 1 second, maybe 1.5.

>>179759995
You just KNOW

>>179759759
Not disputing it, it's very niche skillset that is really easy to get around if your opponent knows what he/she is doing. The most success I found with the legendary is to use the heal-on-counter ability and stick right into the face of the highest threat.

You want to position them in such a way that their entire team is always in front of you so you will heal and kill your target if they try to save their friend or at the very least get a full heal. The problem with this build is actually getting to your target with vertical mobility. I basically gave up on chasing Drogoz and just Ult him as often as possible.

>>179760510
>being able to heal your flankers across the map and heal your tank even more vs needing to get 4 hits on a single target with your slow weapon for a 1s stun, while missing a lot of potential heal

How is Mortal Reach the shit legendary? The only downside to it is when you heal the wrong person, which is a 2 sec cooldown and the ability to stop the heal is permissive.

>>179758150
THREADLY. REMINDER.
That Drogoz is the best husbando!
No one can stand before him, he is the true perfection.
He'll always be spicier and hotter than Fernando,
Always cuter than Pip,
Always more handsome than Ying.

>level 25 guy tells people to flank on the open map side of Jag Falls vs a Torvald
>they listen
>Torvald gets a free triple kill

Not even mad that shit was hilarious

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Seris has the best skin concepts and those who say otherwise will get cauterized for life.

>>179761141
Seris also does amazing damage and can completely lock down half the cast with good timing on her 1s stun legendary. If you are across the map you are useless for damage, a flank will just kill you after you pop out of your invisibility, you need LoS which you won't have 90% of the time on someone who needs healing, and her heal is already really long range without the card. The maps just aren't made for long range.

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This is Ying.
She is my wife.

Impostors keep appearing claiming she's their wife, but all of them are naught but liars.
It is a shame, because it's easy to see why anyone would wish to have such a loving and beautiful girl as their wife, but she's already my wife and our union is sacred and unbreakable.

>>179759308
Don't lie, anon. It's not healthy for you.

>>179763025

But anon, what if people vote for Voodoo?

I stopped playing around the Lex release.

What has changed?

>>179764826

>New healer: Oracle of shadowy origin called Seris, has some pretty ridiculous single-target healing
>New damage: Slightly odd looking fairy called Willow, uses explosive seeds and anti-healing fields for area denial
>New frontliner: Armored lady with a flak cannon called Ash, mostly a knockback bully
>New flanker: Chinese badguy with a flaming sword called Zhin, now sword edgelords can compete with revolver edgelords
>Grohk's Ult now heals himself as well
>Inara is actually tough now
>Androxus and Drogoz got nerfed a bit
>Chests have been reorganized a bit
>You can now use crystals to enchant radiant chests so you don't get dupes
>A lot of the champion master rewards have been stripped out and replaced with emotes/poses/skins you can buy with gold
>New team deathmatch mode

Hi-Rez should add the ability for us to see our legs/torso when looking down. I want to feel like I'm playing a girl.

>>179764826
It's not worth coming back to.

>>179765816
>New team deathmatch mode
To be honest, it's almost more of a KotH mode. You could win by just holding the point and not getting kills.

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Nice

>>179767281
It also pops up to tell you when it's being contested.

>>179766729
I think it's a neat mix of both team death match and king of the hill, like how siege is a mix of capture point and payload
normal payload and survival seem so boring compared to the hybrid game modes

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>can't cancel zhin's counter or billow
this actually makes no sense

when are they going to make a fucking skin showing of Yings feet

>>179764396
I actually voted for Voodoo but there's no art of that.

>>179767818
but anon, there is already Seris's feet.
and Mal'Damba's

>>179765816
I heard they changed how items worked, Is that the case?

>>179768390
I don't think they changed burn cards at all outside removal of aggression.

Whats the other site to use? Guru is fucked.

>>179768819
mypaladins.com
But get ready for your ego to deflate when you see the tiny number on it.

For the people that will get an Xbox One X, Paladins will be 4k 60 fps on it.

https://youtu.be/-Hx_ENXDSSA

>>179768912
>consoles
>>>

>>179768893
I was only like 1800 on guru so np there

>>179768374
Good taste.

>>179768912
That actually looks pretty good.

>>179768912
I get 150fps for this game, don't give me this 60fps bullshit.

>>179770187
You better have a 144Hz monitor otherwise it's useless

>>179768912
Finally, now I can put my founder's pack to good use.

>>179768912
Have consoles given up touting 30fps as the standard?

I don't think there's any going back once they go down that route. Consolepeasants won't want to go back after getting used to 60fps. They better hope their technology can hold up

>>179770735
30fps is merely "cinematic". 60fps is "uberorgasmic".

>>179770735
if it can run 4k at 60 fps, i think 30 fps is long gone.

>>179771482
The last 3 generations or so all started off running games at smooth 60fps, but slowly turned to 30fps as vidya developers added more and more technology.

So it seems like they are really putting their eggs into the 60fps basket this time, which could bite them in the ass.

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I've had a 100% win ratio using this and smoldering on onslaught so far, he is pretty fun. No idea how you'd justify taking him over Andy/Lex/Evie/Buck on the real mode though. He is a gimmick that gets rekt by good players.

installed Dirty Bomb cause it gets mentioned a bunch.
so far the gameplay feels good except:
HOW DO I DEAL WITH THE P2W FATMAN OF "BRRRRRRRRT"?
He's got at least twice both HP and DPS.
If engaged out of ideal chaingun range his Androxus style revolver shreds me.
good fucking balance

>>179772590

Generally, the best strategies are to blow the shit out of him or shoot him from very far away.

>>179772590
rhino is ezpz

>>179772590
It's honestly pretty awful for balance, but I still have fun.

>>179770735
>Consolepeasants won't want to go back after getting used to 60fps.
Really, they'll take what they're given.

when is skye getting a rework

>>179770735
They're pushing for the 4k meme harder than the 60 FPS meme. At E3 they almost never mentioned FPS at all during any conference, but kept spouting about 4k (which I honestly don't get because their hardware could instead EASILY run 1440p at 60+ FPS instead).

This trailer just mentions FPS because they have the PC player mindset where they care about decent framerate.

>>179776126
>Microsoft's hardware could instead EASILY run 1440p at 60+ FPS instead

At what resolution would it have to run on Nintendo Switch to be 60fps? It's the only console i'm interested at the moment. Portable Paladins would be great.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0&

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>>179776349
I don't know much about the Switch. other than that ARMS is fun and the tournament they had today was the shit.

>>179776349
Zelda needed to run at a lower resolution for 30 fps. It'd probably be stuck at 720p at the best.

>>179776349
I'd get a switch if they got some good shooters for it. The new mode in Paladins would make it work pretty well for portable too.

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Is 2k MMR really in the top 1%? That doesn't seem right.

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>>179776850
Elo is like IQ. Most people are at the middle, and it gets sparser as it goes out from the middle.

>>179777016
I know the ELO system is universal, but I'd rather see a chart for this game instead of one for CSGO.

>>179777514
Most people hover around 1600~, its what it is.

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>>179777514
Actually managed to find one. It's really old, but same curve.

>>179776850
>Not being in the top 0.80's.
Only people in the top 0.90 or more should post here.

>>179778316
b-but i just started playing last week

>>179778109
And I felt bad for barely breaking 2000.
But you know, I don't really play much. Haven't even reached lvl 30 after "playing" since the game was released on Steam, and I almost never memestack.
It's actually pretty sad to imagine 99% of people with accounts - abandoned or not - are legally retarded levels of bad.

>>179777791
>>179778109
there's no way these are accurate, even the lowest of the low I see in my matches are close to 1700 elo

>>179779303
Most people are retarded. The skill curve for almost every game you play is similar to that, with you way up there just for not being an idiot.

Are FPS issues still happening or is it safe to play now?

>>179780474

Should be fine.

What's the best legendary for Zhin, billow or counter?

>>179780474
Unless you are an e-celeb and have a shitload of friend requests then you should be fine.

>>179780564
counter if enemies are retarded, guillotine if you're really bad with zhin, and billow for anything else

>>179780564

As entertaining as the Counter one might be, what with slapping Ults out of the air and such, it's pretty reliant on people being dumb enough to feed you attacks from head-on. Billow lets you float away while cackling nefariously and healing most of the damage people dealt to you, which seems handy and suitably villainous.

>>179781070
You won't know if the enemies are retarded or not at the point where you can pick legendaries, so Guillotine.

>>179759308
No genie skin no waifu.

So neither mypaladins or guru are working right now?

>>179772590

Rhino is one of the weakest heroes. Shoot his head.

>le p2w

You can unlock him just like any hero, jesus christ.

Why does this game have such awful servers?
Why can I not leave during the potg?
Why does the potg glitch out and not even work most of the time anyway?
Why does the item system have auto-buy on by default without telling the player anything?
Why is there no scoreboard in-game?
I really like this game, but so much of how it works is a complete fucking mess.

>>179759308
Shazbot.

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>>179759308
I miss old damage class Ying

>>179783371
Fixed in OB52. Also patchday.
No idea why.
No idea why.
It tells players in 3 different ways. One in the champion selection screen (the small tickbox), one at the start of the game (a tooltip for when something has been bought automatically), and one inside the item shop (you cannot buy anything if autobuy is enabled and there's a huge button telling you to turn off autobuy)
Press Tab or Press Esc.

My client keeps lagging out on the champion select screen and even in the match loading screen forcing me back to the home page and sit out until the match is over. How to fix this? What causes the problem?

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Why was Barik's old ult replaced? His current one is complete dogshit.

lmao why are zhin's sword skins fucking 9500 when everyone else's are 4750
and his uncommon head and body is fucking 15000
are you kidding me jew rez

How the hell is the "comeback mechanic" an acceptable feature of siege? It's supposed to be the main competitive game type but this mechanic actively fights to keep scores even.

>>179786564
Too OP.

>>179788004
the score system in general was made with "comebacks" in mind (in other words, with losers in mind)
if you cap the point 3 times and the enemy caps once you lose, I've been calling out this bullshit for ages now but nobody seems to care

>>179788219
Imagine how long games would be if one team caps it 3 times, then the other teams caps it 3 times.

i uninstalled after EAC was added, reinstalling now because i want to kill braindead people, how fucked did the game get while i was gone

>>179789410
If your familiar with the whole "OB44 Essence Disaster" you're basically all caught up. Otherwise it's pretty much the same. TTK is a bit more volatile now.

>>179788004
It really only is in effect if the opponent is down by 2 points, like 2-0 or 3-1. I mean, you do have a 300 credit advantage over them and they are getting steamrolled so I think it is fair in a sense.

>>179790048
>>179788219
The defending team should get .5 points on the 3/4

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So. You can block Zhin's ultimate with CC immunity - does anyone know if Resilience reduces its duration and therefore its damage?

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>more maintenance

>>179791434
Pretty sure it doesn't, his combo has an indefinite stun like Seris or Kinessa's mine.

>>179791767

That's silly. If they're going to add idiotic mechanics like these, they should at least have a possible counter.

Does anyone know why all of the statistic websites stopped working? Did HiRez change the API or something?

Mypaladins doesn't have anything more recent than 2 days ago, and Guru stopped updating right after the patch hit.

>>179791879
paladins api is broken right now

>>179772590
Remember, you just need to be AVERAGE

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Servers are back up. Looks like they completely disabled Competetive mode.

Why does Ash still cost 7500?

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>>179793656
I think you know why

>>179793463
How will Paladins ever recover?

>>179791809
There are plenty if Zhin counters: 1) Spam your movement ability the moment you hear him REEEE because he can't change his direction while charging. 2) Stay in a deathball so your friends can save you. 3) Be CC Immune, most ults in the game offer CC immune like Nando, Cassie, Androxous etc

Is the skin chest the only way of getting gundam nando right now?
Fuck that, i guess i'll be spending my free crystal on robot ying

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Are they ever going to add better announcers or should I just go ahead and buy evie's?

>>179795269
>not using Drybear

how do i get the new cassie and ying skins i want them

>every character has a few alt colors with a matching head, skins, and weapon
>Androxus has matching heads and skins
>His weapons are random fucking colors with different names that don't match the skins

???

>>179795337
>T H E D R Y B E A R D A Y S A R E O V E R

>>179795410
he's edgy and not a conformist

>>179795410
Yeah, the skin distribution is kinda weird
There are other champions with a bunch of weapons not associated with any skins, like cassie, evie, pip, etc

>>179790048

Fair in what sense? I'd much rather take 3x cap speed over 300 credits (that's in no way an equal trade) and just because they are getting "steamrolled" in what sense is it a good idea to give the loosing team an advantage in what's being pushed as the competitive game mode?

It's fine for casual play I guess but otherwise it makes no sense. I'd much rather see the 300 credits for cap removed if it meant getting rid of this stupid mechanic.

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HOW DO YOU GET ESSENCE

>>179795909
chests or shekels

>enemy has drogoz and you don't
>you lose

Hmmm...

>>179796164
How do you consistently get chests? Seems like only Lv1-5 of a hero grants them.

>>179796421
SCALED

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>see zhin with counter up standing in front of our kinessa
>shoot him a few times
>kinessa dies

>>179796625

Player level up grants them, buy them for gold, or spend $$$

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>>179796735
>people still pick Kinessa in 2017

What's up with the music in onslaught
I like it and all but it sounds completely different from all the other music in the game

What does Inara treacherous ground actually do?

It just says it cripples, but what does that mean?

>>179797484
You can't use movement skills inside it

>>179797484

Cripple prevents the target from using movement skills for the duration.

Also known as "it's the worst legendary in the game."

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First time trying Onslaught, pretty fun

>>179797602
>>179797610
so it's fucking nothing
I'll just keep using the default one

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>paladins got a net fix
>internet just got shittier
what did i do to deserve this

>>179797996
you drowned puppies in your past life.

obsidian skins are the gibus of paladins

volcanic makoa is the gibus of paladins

>>179797484
>increases radius, damage, and slow effect of warder's field
treacherous ground fixed

SURGING

WITH

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/c/c7/Grohk_SP_Death_2.ogg

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/c/cf/DarkLord_TR_Kill_Streak_3.ogg

is it just me or is zhin broken as shit

>press m1 and hit someone dead on
>do no damage

>activate counter in fucking spawn
>it gets triggered multiple times by nothing

>mash Q as hard as I can when I'm about to die
>literally nothing happens and I die anyway

I hope it updates will all past matches once they fix the API, I've been winning a lot

>>179801602
>getting matched with noobs and being proud of it
this isnt overwatch general

>>179800787
I got the last one a lot. It's so damn annoying.

>>179795839
3x cap speed is an overstatement. The regular is that you cap at a speed of 3 ticks a second. The team which is down by 2 points will get a cap speed of 4 ticks a second, and this only applies when the opposing team is down 2 points. This does not apply in a 3/3 scenario for example.

so what the FUCK were they thinking when they made zhin's ult?

it's literally drogoz's but worse in every possible way

>>179802019
It looks cooler, and is a bait for people into using Guillotine.
If you look at it, all of his skills are kind of shit without a proper legendary or deck.

>>179801781

But anon, how do we know they're noobs if I can't see their ELO :^)

We may never know

>>179802019
It comes out way faster so it's actually viable as a 1v1 ult. But the chances to pull it off without their team mates shredding you is slim so I usually just ult their support or flank as soon as my ult is charge.

>>179799651
FLOWERS

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Why do friendly projectiles trigger Zhin's counter? That's like enemies getting healed by mending spirits.

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When will they fix the shitty inaccurate deathcam so that I can at least have the illusion that I didn't die to sone bullshit I know I dodged/blocked/countered but still got killed by due to bad netcode and/or ping?

>>179803887
Never lmao

>seeing Grohk's laser on deathcams/potgs
hilarious

>>179803887
>get killed behind walls
git gud or download skill

>friend of mine got banned
>only plays tank and healer
dude doesnt know what hacks even are

Ive been using hacks for months, lv 100 still not banned

>>179799651
OWERRR
Grohk can't say "Power" since he can't make his lips touch to produce the P sound because of his teeth

>>179793463
This is unsettling, what game is this?

>>179804602
IT'S NOT EASY BEING BLUE

BUT IT'S WORSE TO BE JEW!

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>>179795337
>using Drybear

>>179799651
MEDIOCRITY

why do i have to carry EVERY game? can i ever get a fucking break and have SOMEBODY on my team who can pull their weight? i cant ever play support or tank because i literally have to kill the entire enemy team every time to win. im so sick of having to play cassie and drogoz every game.

>>179805421
This is mermoco, a man that will single handedly carry a tournament as Kinessa.

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because the biggest portion of this games playerbase is brazilian

>>179805421

You should play the strongest character Maeve to make it easier

>>179805169
>tfw can do fairly well as Grohk but pretty shit at everything else

>>179805421
killing people is literally your only job as Drogoz and Cassie

>2 level 150s with 1600 elo
>1 level 75 player with a 30% win ratio and .9kda and 900 elo

I'm 2700. What are these retards doing on my team?

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Siege is fucking dead guys

>>179805569
what's the difference between owners and players? I don't get it

>>179807995
The game is in their library but they don't play it

Is there something fucked up with hit registration or hitboxes? I have exceptional accuracy. Just spent all game chasing around a Drogoz as Androxus and literally none of my shots registered.

I know for a fact most of them were direct hits, some of them almost point blank. I'm not even sure I did any damage to him.

>>179807995
Owners: people who have installed the game at least once
Players: people who have started the game at least once in the last 2 weeks

>>179808212
>in France most people who played the game in the last two weeks never installed it
Is this... the true power... of the muslim conquerors?

^ look at this idiot

>>179809204
>tfw your favourites are always at the bottom

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>Tryhard's finding ads again
>half the ads get stuck buffering
How did they fuck up such a simple concept so badly? It's not even worth using anymore. And they're screwing themselves more than the users because they're getting less ad revenue from it than they could be.

God, Evie looks so much better with mastery skin. Her textures are so bad compared to every other hero.

I hope they redo hero model too. It's at that point where you can see what they were going for with the design, but tell it was horribly executed.

>>179810139
Evie needs to get DELETED from the game

>>179809204
Torvald is low? how?

>>179810563
>enemy buys wrecker
>game is now 4v5

>>179809204
>Tyra is shit
>Viktor is good

Why?

>>179810740
no mobility
that's basically it

>>179810373

I agree, she's extremely cancerous to play against. But sadly she's fun.

>>179809204
he is the biggest fucking idiot in this game and has no idea what he is talking about

>>179810563
>no escape skill
>a drogoz with wrecker absolutely turns him off

>>179810889
Not an argument.

>>179810803

She also has less accuracy, much less range / greater falloff, and a much worse ult, and grenade is more versatile than grenade launcher.

Her only real advantage is fire bomb denial.

>>179810803
And that her greatest strength is countered by having legs.

>>179810803
She also has even less accuracy than Viktor does when he's hip firing despite the fact that Tyra can't ADS like he can. He also has a card to improve damage when hip-firing for some reason when there's already a character who's supposed to be dedicated to just that.

Viktor's busted balance-wise.

>>179810563

His viability drops as you get higher up in skill, plummets when when the enemy has the brain cells to buy wrecker. Statistically, he has the highest win rate out of all the front-lines though.

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>>179809204
>best girl best flank

>>179811182
Having Torvald also means you don't have to buy wrecker in your team.

>>179811301
unfortunately anyone with a brain knows not to shield in front of a torvald and will instead retreat for heals and then come back, while the torvald simply dies because nomobility

>>179811285
tone down a bit the insanity and she is best gril

>>179811601

I mean, she has an ice wraith bound to her soul.. that might be causing some issues.

>>179811685
this makes me think.
what if evie or the wraith are separated from the body?

Guru appears to still be tracking the wins and losses for individual champions, it just isn't displaying the actual match data and elo.
MyPaladins is just completely bugfucked, not that it wasn't a shitty website before now.

>>179812294
Evie turns back into the hideous old hag that we all know she is.

>>179805569
>Every other game is some BR blasting their shitty taco music
>Always fighting and yelling going on in the background too

>>179813825
[cartel music starts playing]

Anyone want to play

>>179813825
I've honestly never had music in a match. Most I've had it a guy who doesn't have push to talk on and breathes into his mic.

If you pick Zhin than just kys.

>Playing during flank patch week

>playing during the week

>playing during beta

>playing when LawBreakers exists

>>179815070
>not playing tanks instead

>>179807118
What's gonna happen now? Is Onslaught going to last or is it just a temporary fad and will soon end up being nothing but a warm-up for siege?
I like siege more and I can't stand these long queues

>playing without founders pack

>>179816526
>buying founder's pack when it doesn't ev en end the grind

>>179817216
Don't forget to buy a booster pack too!

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>playing paladins

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>playing video juegos

>playing games made by hi-rez

>>179816345
It'll go back down, but Onslaught is inherently going to be popular.

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servers down bois
Also which legendaries do i pick for jetpack lizard?

>>179818538
quake
gotta go fast

>>179818538
Combustible is the best hands down, Wyrmjet is fun on some maps.

>playing games

i just want my fucking blood moon cassie skin why do i have to watch these gay tournaments on the weekend specifically to have a chance at getting it

>>179819005
It's purely to make it seem like many people want to watch Paladins on twitch

>>179819005
Isn't it only on weekends for that skin? I have it idling either way.

y can't Zhin jump during Billow? is it because he's a manlet?

What happened to this week esl broadast? I was late and there is only Vox streaming, despite french esl broadcast working without problems.

>>179820272
yellow people can't jump bruh

>>179820272
He needs to learn how to jump good

>>179820272
he's a big guy actually

>>179821539
for you

>>179821141
They fucked up spectator client.

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>>179821141
Spectator screwed up, servers down, etc. Take a guess who's on which team.

>>179821939
Holy shit, what a monstrosity.
>>179821808
Thanks to both of you for the answer.

>>179809204
I'm going to drink one tonight for Makoa being finally out of S+.

How the fuck do you play Zhin? I can barely hit anyone, I swear the delays on billow and whirlwind are just long enough so you can't properly escape a shitty situation, counter flat out doesn't block or counter 90% of the time ad the ult is useless if a healer is nearby or two people start shooting you while you're in the animation i.e. every time.
Am I just fundamentally playing flanks wrong when I try to harass people in a sneaky way or is he just shit? Then again I can barely play other flanks either(including andro and evie) so maybe I'm just a sub 2k elo shitter who lucked his way into 3k.

>>179821939
>tfw French broadcast has the same bug and dude is not giving a fuck about that
I guess it's different when you are not on an official channel.

>>179823539
I can't play him either in siege, while he's ok in onslaught. The fucking delays on his skills are so infuriating, I died so many times when I should have survived because people can just wait until guard fades off to shoot you because two people can easily blow you up before you manage to billow. Evie is way, way more reliable and annoying than him at what he does, or maybe I'm playing it wrong too

>>179809204
>Ruckus is now S tier
I blame Bitey.

>>179767805
Reminder that Sha Lin can't even cancel his bow pull, lo-rez things

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Is it possible to be this inhumanly good?

>>179827049
No.
Smurf+aimbot probably.

>>179803261
>Why do friendly projectiles trigger Zhin's counter?
Think about what you just typed.

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>>179767805
this is important

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>EU is playing Willo and Tyra in tournament now
Nice.

>>179827901
idk

>>179827049
either aimbot in low elo or tanked his elo to like 500 with champs he doesnt play and then played his mains

>>179827957
What artist is this?

>>179828285
pablo picasso

>>179828285
http://rottenchicken.tumblr.com/tagged/paladins

>>179822868
What happened to him anyway?
Doesn't he got a minor buff in ob52?

>>179828693
Thanks. I thought he was the artist for this because the style looked similar. >>179826467

>>179828693
>DO NOT REPOST MY ART ANYWHERE

lol

>>179828771
He got one, but I believe that Bird downgraded him due to the fact that they are not so inclined to pick him anymore, since vertical mobility is so important in this meta.
That's why Ruckus is in S now too.

>>179829228
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/2/2e/Buck_VGS_Other_G_O.ogg

Already on my 11th match losing streak, part of a much larger period of bad games and huge lose %. The game quality has dropped significantly and noticeably over the last week (probably due to an almost 1k elo difference), even games that are possible to carry have become impossible with all flank-teams vs all flank teams, zhins everywhere. My elo has dropped so much, I basically play a whole nother game, I lose 3/4 matches every day.

What has happened, palg? I lost all motivation to play this game, I dropped so low I can't seem to be capable of getting back up ever again.

>>179830165
How much is your elo now?

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GROHKED

Are the twitch chests given during all streams or only during particular streams?

>>179830165
been there done that. only way to climb back is to take a break, fixate on learning a new champion and having *~-fun-~*, or stop caring. get good at mal'damba he can be played real safe in the back and he's also really fun to play because you can fuck people up real good. shove zhins sword right up his ass after a good gourd and stun maybe even an ult.

>>179829123
I think it is.
http://chickenonabike.tumblr.com/post/152045405933/your-king-is-pleased

>>179830574
All of them.

>>179830313
Last time I checked (yesterday) I hovered around 1700 but today I lost another 2 before I literally alt-f4d
Can't do this anymore, even carryable matches, we still lose somehow.

>>179829231
I am tired of this muh high mobility meta that plagues every game, TF2, OW, Paladins.
Why can't high mobility and stand your ground comps be equally viable?

>>179830165
I think more people are coming back into the game as of the patch (last two wern't exactly stimulating for the average player) so games are a lot more random then they have been. Other night it took me something like 8 hours to get my 3 wins of the day, at that point can't even get mad. Gotta take streaks when you get em and just try to improve where you can along with teaching yourself to give less fucks.

>>179830165
Just play every match like your life depends on it, this is what i like about paladins, like at the beggining of each match you are fresh and try to see how people on the other team plays and such, and then it goes up up up until its 3/4 vs 3/4 on the objective and then you give yourself to it, you give all you got.

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I'm not playing Zhin, fuck off

>>179831508
High mobility is the only way to surprise or kill pro players. You can't outplay someone just by running up to them.

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>>179833085
>Please, play our new champion

>>179833269

Sure you can, it's called literally every other shooter ever made before they started fusing RPG elements into them.

Also known as "who has more skill in aim and positioning."

>>179831508
"high mobility" comps dodge incoming damage while "stand your ground" comps try to block it instead
blocking it is reliant on how much health/ shields/ etc you have where as mobility negates all damage when done right
until champions come out that can heal/ shield through literally all damage possible in the game then high mobility will always win out

>>179833461
what a retard

>>179833085
I remember that I got Hellion Ash in the first chest that I've opened after her release.
Shit's rigged.
Not complaining tho, I love Ash.

This game can be played by 10 autistic years old kids, whit down syndrome so why the fuck Pip players whit pip healing cards DONT FUCKING HEAL

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>Guru is outdated
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>fish market as Grohk

OOGA BOOGA IM ZHIN *REFLECTS YOUR SHIT* *POINT BLANK ULTS YOU AND 1 HITS YOU* *SMASHES KEYBOARD AND HEALS TO FULL HEALTH*

Which one should I get, /palg/?
Inara or Makoa?

>>179834895
>Fish market in general
Just purge this map.

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>ying
6 tiddies
>every other hero
only 2 tiddies

Ying is best girl confirmed

>>179835101
>pip
1 knot
>drogoz
2 knots
>every other hero
only 0 knots

drogoz is best boy confirmed

>>179834948
Try them both on training map and decide yourself. I personally would pick Inara but Makoa is a bretty gud champ as well.

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>>179835017
>fish market with Jolt IV BK
>when the loadouts were broken and they could get 5 Jolt cards at once

i fucking lost a game as Drogoz because I got off my horse too early, and I got outdamaged by a FUCKING fairy

>>179835468
*throws a bomb over a wall*
*gets a pentakill*
*flies away*

don't hit on me silly dragon~

Why is shatter so useless

>>179835341
>Reptiles
>Knots

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>>179835393
>Jolt XII
shit was hilarious, almost as ridiculous as 0 cooldown fireball nando

>>179836492
>tfw Veteran is no longer """bugged"""
>tfw can't properly fuck everyone's ass with Nando as effectively as I could in the past

It was a fun ride

>>179836492
Man, the day i got into /palg/ was approx the day they patched out the bug
I wish i could've experienced it

What the fuck is it with hi-rez games and putting literal chimps on your team? I queue up with one other friend and there are so many games where we both have more solo damage than the other three teammates combined.

Why doesn't it just fucking match these braindead mouthbreathers with other braindead players??

>>179837774
Because you play at the level of chimps

>>179837534
>get on the point
>get absolutely blown away by BK to the other side of the map, likely out of the bounds of it killing you instantly

Anyone else has the glitch with Zhin where when you counter but it when you're not getting hit sometimes it activates the effect of Retaliation while you don't have it, but it doesn't actually counter again and you can't do anything for 2s. It's like if you're getting silenced by Torvald.

>>179838101
I don't though? I'm masters in overwatch and I completely shit on kids in this game with 3.1kda. But since it's a shitty moba game with tanks and healers it doesn't matter how good you are if you have useless drones on your team.

>>179836491
>not liking ribbed knotted hemipenes

>>179838413
Yeah, counter is really broken
You can just stand in spawn and use it and it will still get activated by literally nothing

>>179838561
I never said that was the case.

>>179838513
If you're constantly playing with low skill players I have some bad news.

>>179839436
>dragons
>reptiles
Just what are you implying

>>179835101
>ying
6 tiddies
>a dog
6 tiddies

>>179838561
You forgot about studded!

>>179841456
well she's a bitch

>>179841456

She's going to be in trouble if they add a furry female champion.

>>179841456
Technically it's six nipples. dogs don't really have breasts.

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Do you get LC only by buying them with essence? I have 50k but I can't bring myself to buy anything.
Poor folks that have wasted all of it already.

tfw drogos will never call you his greatest treasure and cuddle you

>>179842715

Legendary cards? No, you can get them as rare drops from radiant chests.

This game needs a lot of QoL changes, when will they stop releasing new champs and fix their shit

>>179843971
next year

>>179844580
Smart move desu

>No change to Makoa
>No change to Andy
>No change to Bomb King
>No change to Viktor

The only things they needed to do, and they didn't do it.

>>179845003
Makoa's hook was changed and can go through Androxus' reversal.

>>179845201
Oh, great. I'm glad they changed the pressing matter everyone was worried about.

>>179845483
Hey man it's a change and a nerf to Androxus, effectively.

>>179845003
Makoa got buffed tho :^)

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>>179758150
Thoughts on this char?
Still trying to grind for gold to get her.

>>179845712

She's a knockback bully. It's pretty fun.

>>179845614
And a buff to makoa, the one tank who didn't need it.

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>>179758150
>Tfw Ying bro
>Tfw destroying Flank,Damage and Front cucks.

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>>179845712
I love her.
She's fun, thought not particularly great at anything.

>>179845712
She's fun to bully the enemy team with.
And her ult is great for getting some sustain on the objective.

>>179845712
She's one of the best flankers in the game.

>>179845712
She's enjoyable, but I know if I ever play her people will yell at me for not starting at level 10.

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>>179845881
wrong picture, fuccboi

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JUST

>>179846980
OH SHIT
What happens? Does he fall through the earth?

>>179846980
I need to see this.

>>179846980
Wait so if he falls off the side of the map and counters, he'll counter death and remain outside the map?

>>179846980
exCUSE me?

>>179846980
as if he wasnt broken enough
fuck this jank ass game

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>>179847158
>>179847175
>>179847164
He glitches off the map and is stuck there.

>>179847498
I'm gonna give this a try next practice match

>>179847498
is hi-rez a joke company

>>179847498
That's retarded, but I'll admit not many people would blow their counter while flying off the map to test this and find a bug.

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>>179846980
>>179847498

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C-can we still have similar skin for Inara?

>>179847498
What happens if you stay under the point?

>>179847942
I don't think you can contest it.

>>179847942
Well, does drogoz contest it while flying over it?

>>179847808
No, your rock mom is going to get a skin that applies a single space texture onto every aspect of her body and that will be all she'll get for a year.

>>179847723
>2009
Holy fuck I remember the day this was published
Has it really been almost 8 fucking years?

>>179847808
They have a month and I can see them doing it again.

>You will never be a powerful champion that can counter Death itself

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>>179848312
2009 was 8 years ago.

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Spend your 10k gold on these shiny weapons, goyi- I mean, anons

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>>179848312
>>179848651
>tfw you lived to see the rise and fall of CD-ROMs as a means of data storage/transfer

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>>179848910
>you lived to see VHS be utterly abandoned