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Previous: >>176007406
First for Bandlebro is a blessing
Where the FUCK is Maiev????
Brightwing is a flying cocksleave.
grubbster reddit army strikes again
DAILY REMINDER
IT'S EVERYTHING I HATE ABOUT OVERWATCH AND HEROES OF THE STORM FUCKING COMBINED.
>Lost this match in 3 minutes.
>>176044107
APOLOGIZE
>>176044825
I really just want a Huntress because of their really fucking cool model
>Innate 120% move speed
>Innate bouncing attacks on activation
>Owl sentinels for vision
>Amazing ass
Could be cool.
>>176044952
>mfw trying out rexxar and then xul because of free chests
im tilted as shiteven though i won the rexxar match
>>176044952
best girls
>>176044107
http://www.strawpoll.me/12907813
>>176045082
Rennes a best
I get so much mileage out of the shit he's drawn over the years
He should stick with Warcraft though
>>176045130
reminder not to vote on polls with captchas made by stupid niggers
http://www.strawpoll.me/12869105
>>176045319
reminder to meme all captchaless polls
>>176044952
Yeah, I thought they would have made Tyrande a huntress like in WC3, a huntress would be great but they probably didn't want to add someone like that because of mounts, but if they just gave her lunara speed it would be fine.
New skins when
>Braxis
>four fucking people (Nazeebo, Lucio, Genji, Ragnaros) go top, leaving me to sololane on diablo
>3 people are in my lane
>still manage to kill one in a 1v3 before they get one kill in a 2v4
>they actually get bullied back behind the keep and let them destroy it
>can't cap the beacon despite most of the people being at mine
Holy fuck I know it's qm but how are you this bad
>>176044910
>Go Go Alarak Rangers,
>Save the world form the dangers
>>176045501
She wasn't a huntress in WC3.
>>176044910
>nobody can play him
mmr: bronze 6
>>176045931
She was a mounted unit with a bow instead of a glaive basically a huntress
>>176045992
By that logic, Thrall is also a huntress.
>>176046086
The only difference between the tyrande hero unit and the basic huntress was a bow or a ranged glaive
who is cutest angel?
>>176045082
>rennes
based taste
>>176046231
>>176045992
This Naisha or riot
The state of DPS Li Li is troubling
Does this mean they might nerf her?
>>176046473
Blizzard may be fucking retards but they know how to make cool designs
>>176046231
>>176046613
I hope not. It's the best feeling to DPS Li Li.
>>176046526
Did anyone else like some of the unique units more than the heroes? I always liked Falric more than Arthas, and I liked Naisha more than Maiev. Mostly when it came to their performance in combat. Falric could tank like a motherfucker and Naisha just mowed things down.
>>176046851
>Grub just BTFO Azmodan fags in stream just now
>Probius does not have global Q or general of hell, but he doesn't have mana problems, has more consistent damage, offers crowd control, has better zoning, better waveclear. Yeah.
Azmofags BTFO.
>>176046882
i loved Falric
>>176047145
>Frozen Throne comes out
>Blood Elf Footmen use Falric's model but are red and gold
>Think theyre ugly as fuck
Falric was the one and only for me. The blood elves look like theyre wearing some shitty plasticy alloy armor.
>Absolutely fucking despise Towers of Doom
>It has yet to leave rotation.
>Hanamurass is basically a quicker, more snowbally Towers of Doodoo.
>Love Dragon Shire, Warhead Junction, new Haunted Mines
>They're all off rotation now.
What in the ever-hating fuck.
>>176046882
I can't really remember any of them besides Shandris, Naisha, and Falric. Were there any others?
>watching grubbys stream
>>176047315
> liking Dragon Shire
Are you sick? Do you need help?
>>176046613
>>176046825
Again, how do you play her as DPS? Vortex talents?
>>176047430
>he doesn't like bigdick percentile damage heroes
Laughing at you, mate
>play QM with a /vg/ friend
>he plays abathur and i play sonya
>o shit its fucking hanamura
>one random teammate freaks out that he always gets matched with abathur players and that they should just delete the fucking game
>he continues to grief and flames around while doing so
>i make fun of him while wrecking the enemy team with aby
>check his hotslogs stats
>mfw hes actually bronze
>continue shitting on everyone
>we win 4v5
>aby gets mvp
>mfwneeded to blog post, it just felt too good
Is double support autowin like reddit says?
>>176047430
>No boss, unless you count the objective.
>Map is vertically symmetrical so it doesn't favor one side or the other by design.
>Three lanes instead of two, and the lanes actually matter.
>Map doesn't last a half hour or more like Tomb of the Spider Queen.
This entire fucking rotation, apart from Holdout, is "murderball four+ down one lane, get an early two+ level advantage, continue to snowball and become capable of ending the game at 10 minutes but fart around until 20 so you have an annoying misplaced sense of self-worth."
>>176047478
Pretty much. That and lighting serpent.
>>176047575
>abathur mvp
nothing new here
how do I Johanna? what are some good builds?
also we need more lewd jojo pics in these threads
>>176047657
>knowing what reddit says
go back
>>176046882
Shandris would be awesome. One of her ults could be Hypogrif riding
>>176047952
Shandris when?
It's that time
>>176048450
Eva ghost kerrigan
Holy fucking shit I don't know what it is about Cassia that makes me go full retard. I can play just about any other hero fine but I cannot for the life of me get her right; I just keep dying and I have no fucking clue what to do with her.
I feel like I can't just sit back and Q poke because that's just not doing enough, but I also can't go in and Fend or auto attack because I'll get blown up.
I want to get good with her no matter what but this is much harder than it should be.
>>176048450
butcherlisk pajamathur or legendary horse
>no Selendis bringing the carrier fleet
why live
>>176048450
Medivh
>their team gets 4 supports and an abathur
Top quality matchmaking right here.
>>176048710
>>176048532
wew lad
>>176048710
Dang, so close.
>>176048540
hit them with the blind to go in with fend with the healing off blinded targets talent so the healing can make up for you losing your trait, otherwise just keep moving and poking and throwing spears. You will get fucked against mages though
Who would proceed over Anub and Zagara's wedding? Uther? Abathur? Arthas?
>>176048540
charged strikes on 1
dont blind only defensively, blind just for that extra damage as well
fend only to waveclear or to secure a kill on a target running away from you
fend the minionwave to heal if you picked heal on 4
dont save your ball lightning, the damage isnt spectacular, you need all you can get on cassia as fast as possible
>>176049110Kel'thuzad
>>176049195
Of course. And Arthas and Abathur would be the proud parents.
>>176049110
Abathur
>>176044107
Apparently, on official art (meaning actual CANON) Tracer murdered, or at least, fatally wounded Brightwing.
F
I keep this little diamond under certain portraits, what is it?
>>176049110
The Overmind
tyrande buffs and rework soon!also bikini skins
>>176049439
They are many levels
When do the maps rotate ?
I miss the thing with the gems and the pirates and the dragon.
the offering mode is soo eughh
>>176049439
anal diamonds
only sluts get them
>>176049430
>>176049463
FINALLY
>>176049430
bw would just regenerate it back
>>176049430
Unless it was lethal, Brightwing can just wait around and heal it off.
>>176049430
It's fitting since Lucio is a better BW and overwatch is murdering BW just like it's murdering hots
DVA when!! i only want they release her fast so we can move on to the next hero!
>>176049430
Joke's on you Overshitter, Altars of the storm are canon too.
Are you ready for the strongest warrior in the universe to be a girl gamer?
>Team expert running auriel, lucio, varian cancer combo
>still losing
How bad do you have to be at the game to lose with that team?
>>176050189
Also fucking varian lmao
best part of the commentary is when khaldor shits all over trikslr for liking stupid shit
>>176049463
>soon
thatsbullshitbutibelieveit.jpg
>>176050269
It's legitimately like they went "Alright how can we pick the easiest cheese combo possible?"
>>176050189
That happens a lot in ASSFAGGOTS. Baddies just go to whatever site that have the "meta", tier lists and OP builds and copy them without knowing how to play with them.
>>176049463
>soon
>>176050160
>girl
>>176050189
They picked res on auriel so they are down an ult. Team expert I think though is the worst team in EU
>>176050672
>Team expert I think though is the worst team in EU
No that's begenius, tricked and sinergy.
>>176050672
>They picked res on auriel
>pro team choosing to only have 4 ults
uh eurofags?
Is Samuro fun? I wanna shadow clone jutsu people
>>176051129
He's fun, but not every good.
ded gaem
why is this allowed in hots?
>it's a medevac morales who never presses r episode
Li Li ban? Has she even seen play?
Was Li Li ban BM?
>>176051451
Li Li is broken right now. Way strong DPS and decent healing.
>>176051451
>>176051491
if they pick autoattackers it makes sense
>>176051435
That guy really need to work on his make-up if he wants to look passable.
>>176051491
when someone bans cho i immediately ban gall in retaliation to show them whos boss
>>176051267
delet
>>176051595
never gonna happen with that broad frame and child molester face
>People want Soldier:76 in this game when Raynor already exists
Self heal, assault rifle, burst shot, everything is auto aim in a moba anyway, the guy should just get a S:76 skin and it'd be close enough
Is Raynor actually any good by the way? I don't see him often so I imagine not
>>176051797
He's okay, but outclassed by Valla.
>>176051761
Dude, make-up makes wonders. With a good job, he could pass a woman. Well, maybe if is dark, you are drunk and a bit far.
>>176051595
>>176051435
To be honest, for a second i thought it was just an ugly girl, then the apple/elbows hit me.
He's gonna need to do something about those arms.
>>176051797
I think he's just worse Valla, desu. Definitely easier to play, though, if only because he doesn't bait you to make tumble plays.
>Solider 76 Hero
No, they could definitely make this work if they wanted to. Hopefully we get Reinhardt, Zen or something else next, though.
>>176051797
I want mama Mercy, but we got a Terran medic instead.
On the other hand i want more Diablo and Starcraft heroes.
>>176051435
Faye was honestly improving, like, getting "passable" (if such thing is even possible) but this year out of nowhere she got crazy fat and disgusting. The fuck man, sort your shit already. Oddish shouldn't be the only tranny to want to lust on this goddamn game.
nobody wants or needs fucking soldier in hots
>>176052263
Hey, didn't they mention that they were discussing tweaks to Morales? Might end up seeing Mercy after all.
>>176052513
That hasn't stopped them yet. Hope we get something fresh, though. d.va on ptr when
So does anyone have an image of Bandlebro's progress on the Chromie picture? Did anyone watch her stream it last night?
>>176052513
Christ Metzen
>>176052513
Nobody wants or needs fucking OW characters in HotS.
>>176050160
Hana is my cocksleeve.
>>176049463
She's that bad? I mean, I just been playing qm with her, but I don't notice that she's shit yet.
>>176052645
Blizzard all-stars my dude
>>176052893
Exactly, not Actiblizz all-memes. Now with negroes and faggots!
>>176050160
Im ready to see her be fucking useless
Who are the best healers who can also defend themselves?
I've been mostly playing Auriel but I wanted to branch out. Lt. Morales was a boring slog, despite her healing being pretty good
>>176052997
>some AoE that slows or something
>1.5 sec invulnerable shield
>mobility skill
>ults
She'll be a mid range Varian, mark my words.
>>176050160
What is this expression trying to convey?
>>176053090
Li Li, Auriel, Uther
>>176053095
so get that cc train on he train and fuck her
>>176052993
if you think about it closely, tracer is fucking disturbing. She's more sociopathic than brightwing, with brightwing it's obvious at least
>>176052993
>being this mad
apply some anal cream
>>176053090
Auriel
Lucio
Rehgar
Li Li
Uther
All have some way of getting out of a stick situation.
>>176053090
yiff man
Official our guys streamers power rankings
1. horsepants
2. erho
3. grubby
4. chu8
....
90001. jewfarez
>>176053090
Probably Rehgar, Li Li and Kharazim. Not sure about Uther.
>>176052993
Call of duty hero when?
>>176053178
>"u mad" reply
>likes OW
>reddit spacing
>complete lack of punctuation and capitalization
Do us a favor and kill yourself. It will also ease a burden for your family.
>>176053286
Uther, even with Q applying damage, has a tough time 1v1. He lasts a while, hopefully long enough for an ally to come to your aid, but he's rarely going to be able to outdps.
>>176053090
Auriel recently got a damage buff, but still needs a team of mages for her healing to be any good.
Kharazim is usually built for damage, because his damage output + mobility makes him able to cut fight times down to such a point that his untalented heals are enough if used properly.
Li Li is basically Brightwing except with better sustained heals, and can do hundreds of auto-hitting damage every few seconds that also blind.
Lucio should never be caught unless the enemy team has loads of stun, but has no damage.
Rehgar used to be able to win 1 vs 3 with his ulti, now he can come out on top of 1v1s with ease, and sometimes 1v2s, and can usually escape 1v3s.
Tassadar is a solid solo-laner if he has to, but his healing is shit unless he's teamed with a Tracer/Illidan/Butcher/Raynor/Tychus
Tyrande and Uther are both incredibly shitty solo-healers, but have good damage (Tyrande) or survivability (Uther) to make-up for it, and both set up ganks really wekk.
>>176053283
Why don't you like farez?
>>176053090
Kharazim has insane mobility and with iron fist and SSS can duel literally anyone
>>176053295
>giving a single fuck about spelling and punctuation on the fucking vietnamese trading card game forum
kys my mansome more reddit spacing for you :^)
>>176052997
Geoff isn't balancing this game anymore so she's likely to be useful.
>>176053095
>Tank sized health
>Basic attack hits everything in front of her, not just her target
>Able to negate any and all projectiles as a non-ultimate ability
>Able to fly over terrain
>Health depleting doesn't kill her, gets a new much smaller health bar after a second, plenty of time for her teammates to kill you
>This form can fire while shooting and has very high damage
>Can stay in this form as long as she wants
>Ultimate annihilates everything surrounding her
D.va is going to be a monster
Coming back after playing awhile, the UI just seems like one big clusterfuck. How do I pick which skins I want?
>>176053621
>making the mentally challenged faggots feeling welcomed here
Bad move, we could get full of shitposters like you.
>>176053550
>taking iron fist on kharazim
What the...
>Leoric banned
TREASON
>>176052513
I want Soldier, and I'm gona get soldier
>>176053881
Explain.
>>176053881
>Not taking Iron Fists
His W heal is already good enough to heal, sure you could heal more with Transcendence but damage is much better.
>>176053881
Iron Fist is literally the only choice, be it casual or pro play, you, BRONZE
>>176054051
>>176053994
oops i didn't know about his iron fist rework. i thought it still gave him like 50% extra damage on his third attack and nothing more
brb playing damage kharazim
>>176053918
Make the fuckers pay
Nobody bans our boi and lives
>>176054169
That and they buffed his W a while back so at one point most people figured that you dont really need to spec into healing talents anymore so you could just rely on W alone and go full damage Kharazim.
>>176053739
>fire while shooting
>>176053918
It's treason, then.
>>176047142
What did I miss?
>>176053921
of course you will, blizzard has a history of pandering to the babies that scream the loudest after all
>>176053921
Hi Chris
>>176053739
>can fire while shooting
holy shit no way
>>176053095
>MORE [Protected] horseshit
make it stop
>Terrible Zarya player plays terribly
>Leaves because he's a terrible person
>We start winning because the bot is better than him and it just follows the Gul'dan around shielding him
Medivh is the most annoying hero in the game
Proove me wrong
Pro tip:You cant
d.va gets in the ptr next week right?
The new brawl screen just has Tracer ripping through Brightwing's wings. No censoring or anything. Just tearing a butterfly's virginity to shreds.
>>176054973
murcky
>>176054973
[PROTECTED]
Post yours, get (You)s
>>176055069
>doesn't post the screen
>>176055069
>>176055140
I'm dumb and I just now found out you can drag and drop images from windows explorer onto the choose file.
It's been years. Life is easier now.
>>176047575
>using "abathur picker" like an insult
>>176055126
>level 62
how do you even play this shitty game for this long
>>176055126
>>176055069
>jaina will never be viable again
>>176055246
I get obsessed easily, especially with shit I'm not very good at because I take eveyrthing as a personal challenge
t. Platinum
>>176053921
>>176053994
>>176054051
>Not going insight for late end infinte deadly reach
Do more healing then any other support with more dmg then any other melee brusier best of both worlds you plebs.
>>176047732
https://www.icy-veins.com/heroes/johanna-talents
Hots needs more busty blood elfs!
>>176055217
>BW dying and fading in the background
>new "better BW" with his gay friend, both from OW, riding a rainbow on the front
You don't need to be a genius to know what they mean. Just wait for the next week when, in an OW-HotS collaboration, they announce that D.Va used to be a man.
>>176055474
we always need more qt elves!
>>176055257
>>176055126
I sure appreciate my fellow specialistbros
>nova doesn't pick covert mission even when nobody in our team can take camps efficiently
>point it out
>all the team shits on me and calling me a baddie because i don't think Nova is the best hero of the game
when the FUCK did my mmr drop so low?
>>176054803
>tfw you're the terrible player
>>176055126
>>176055257
When do you even have the time. I've been playing since alpha and I'm nothing compared to you people.
>>176055507
>>176055620
Forgot pic.
>>176055474
hearthstone art is so fucking bad
WHERE IS MY MALE BARBARIAN!!?! REEEEEEEEEE
>>176055587
retards operate on every level
>>176055620
I work part time, have no friends or social hobbies and sleep way less than I should.
Why did liquid draft that garbage?
>>176055126
>>176055257
>>176055584
based as fuck to be honest
>>176055815
Germany, getting himself some power armor.
>>176055507
no, that would be zarya. The quirky asian is an Androgyn Genderfluid Sexual Apache Attack-Helicopter
>>176055815
WHERE'S MY FEMALE NECROMANCER?!
tyrande waitress bunny outfit when?
>>176056130
PTR
>>176056208
That's not until September, sorry anon :(
>>176056126
>that would be zarya
No, too obvious and OW would be banned in Russia for portraying a Russian transsexual. Actiblizz want Ivan's rubles.
>tfw pick a hero who can solo lane
>tfw whole enemy team is in the lane I happen to be in.
>every
>Fucking
>Time
>>176055813
genzo's art is bad.
>>176055126
What does "mastered" mean, anyway? Is it just heroes you bought master skins for before they changed it over?
>>176056275
>not releasing the bunny skin in easter
SHAMEFUR DISPRAY
>>176056535
>All damage dealers
Worst kind of scum.
>>176056070
>>176055584
>>176055126
>>176055257
The day we find out everyone on /hotsg/ is shit at playing against actual humans and can only carry themselves when they play splitpushers.
>>176054169
ok i played a game of dmg kharazim in ranked
i first picked him and said "im doing iron fist damage build so you should pick another healer" and then my team picked 3 assassins and a tank and then blamed me when we lost
>>176056392
>your allies do nothing about it
>not even pushing their lane
>>176055126
I have a few heroes with 100% winrate from before they nerfed the XP gain from AI matches
>>176056694
>they try to dive a full HP guy and feed a double or triple kill
>>176056581
Sorry I find getting yelled at for being beat up or not healing a 1v5'er boring :^)
Nice game, Blizzard.
>>176056864
Isn't that the guy who was on the box art for some gradius like game?
>>176056535
Heroes that you got lvl 15 for.
>>176056659
also related to this
why the fuck did they move thousand fists to level fucking 16
it's such a build-defining talent and you get it at a point where most of your keeps will already be down
fuck blizz
Why does Abathur show up on ToD so often?
>>176057004
Cause he just doesn't die
>>176056916
Um...
>>176057036
niggers arnt people and so dont count
>>176056864
>tfw facing Cho'Gall
>tfw nobody on our team can kill him
>anybody who tries to gets sniped by Nova
Also why is Arthas so unfun to play?
>>176056908
Yes. Is your first week here?
>>176056864
>enemy team takes your lane's fort before 10 minutes because they have nothing to watch out for
when do f2p rotations happen?
>>176057154
We actually got destroyed on Cursed Hollow because the entire enemy team was in top and not going for tributes unless half of our team was killed.
>>176056908
yes, phalanx on the snes
>Do well as Nova
>Allies say they are glad to have a nova on the team
Do people not realize any stealth assain can do her job better and safer? While not being a burden on the team.
Finally 30 crates later my first non-guaranteed legendary. What'll it be, /vg/?
>>176056582
Splitpushing isn't an actual thing on Specialists.
Gazlowe, for example, is good for zone control and ult combos.
Azmodan has just high poke damage and good 1v1, plus amazing waveclear.
Medivh on the other hand, is more of a support.
Specialist just means they have a weird kit, not that they're autistic afk splitpushers.
>>176057293
Does this whole Nova thing stem from her being crazy on release or what.
>>176057336
i foresee you will be jewed with a horse
>>176057336
shit
>>176057336
Cho'gall I just got him self from these shitty boxes
>>176057336
My favorite skin.
>>176057336
A mount you don't like
>>176057336
Horselisk
how the fuck do you deal with probius?
>>176057450
You gank him
>inb4 "b-b-but my team won't help!"
Then there's nothing you can do
>>176057341
Medivh isn't that hard to play desu
Protect your divers/Assassins (Butcher, Zeratul, Tassadar, etc)
Land your shots
Teleport out
And get shit when the assassin was killed because he didn't use your teleporter.
>>176057423
I wish there was a horselisk. Or a Kodolisk. There's 0 Zerg inspired mounts, and that's a tragedy.
>>176057336
Always bet on butcherlisk
>>176057373
Probably that and any new play thinks she is op because they can't see her. It bad enough her kit forces her not to really push at all unless you want to do less damage.
>dehaka tongues me and pulls me into fort range
>>176057579
i'm playing infernal shrines and my team completely refuses to step on the fucking thing until it actually spawns and that faggot fucknig sphere already set it up
>>176057395
>>176057404
>>176057410
>>176057414
>>176057418
>>176057423
>>176057641
Piss shit ass
>>176057692
>tfw you stick your tongue in tyrandes butt to collect her essence
>>176057692
>Being in range of being in range of being pulled into range of the towers.
Sounds like your own fault.
>>176057450
just gank him
just cc him
just pink his ult
just ban him
just stay away from him
>>176057762
Always bet on the Butcherlisk.
>>176057762
B U T C H E R L I S K
>>176057793
he ambushed me and I was low after a team fight
>>176057762
>>176057908
Yeah no, you were clearly asking for it.
>>176057762
jewalisk strikes once again
>>176057762
You just got /meme/'d on friend!
>>176057692
>Stitches swallows you and spits you into the fort.
>He just stands there and watches you desperately try to run away.
Am I missing something, or were they supposed to be revamping the game?
It still feels super unbalanced.
Games still feel like they're decided before the match even stats due to random team compositions.
The leveling system still hasn't been fixed.
I'm only a level 16 but it just doesn't feel fun.
>>176055126
>>176057908
>getting ganked by the probe
he's busted
but you deserved that desu
>>176057976
>tfw can't flash stitches mastery with somebody in my belly as I walk back to a fort
Watching the tournament I never noticed there was a spirit healer on the side of the ToD map.
>>176056659
>Key evidence that Ranked is as fucked as any other mode.
Retards at all fucking ranks, it's unbelievable and inescapable, man.
>>176056976
I believe the reasoning is because if you take Iron Fists with it, it allows for burst damage, burst healing, and much faster Insight stacking as well as CDR if you finish the quest. Giving it to him early on would probably break him a bit as it's clear they want him to be a healer that scales greatly into late game.
>>176058096
As long as you werent the Nub I was playing with earlier today who just walked into the enemy team unassisted or towers like a dummy then nobully here.
>>176057762
I got Butcherlisk today too. Coincidence I'm sure.
>>176058053
the game is fun for hero league not memematch
>>176057036
Judging by this picture, it seems to only count those you went OVER 15 for.
>play xul
>enemy team low but about to kill the boss
>walk into them with bone armor on
>shit poison all over everyone
>they die
>steal the boss
>>176058320
i just got butcherlisk>>176056659
too actually
>buy one chest with spare shards
>immediately get a 3 day stimpack and a zeratul epic
is this bait
>>176058539
>Have Xul on my team.
>He's a retard.
Makes me sad desu.
>>176058276
I actually haven't played at all today.
>>176058239
I think it only shows up if you're dead ingame. Might be wrong.
>>176058320
Is it bugged? I got the piss stained butcherlisk just an hour ago
>inb4 patchnotes "fixed the butcherlisk appearing from the chests more than it should"
>>176058569
It's to make you drop money into gems and buy more chests
Has Blizzard announced any plans to make Braxis less trash?
>>176058878
merely a series of coincidences goy
>>176059021
What don't you like about it?
>>176059073
Not him but
>Two lanes
>Super snowball-y
>Map is designed so that it takes forever to get from top to bot or vice-versa
>because of this you end up playing capture point whack-a-mole
>playing support
>roaming with greymane all game
>have a great time and win the game
>whispers to compliment me after the game
>mfw
>>176059181
>Capture point whack-a-mole
>>176059073
Me here, I never could figure out what it was but about that map but what you said pretty much sums it up. I don't dislike it, but it's..something else for sure.
>>176058539
>See Xul walking into my team like a dumb ass
>Suplex him then wall charge
>>176057762
>mfw i actually like the Butcherlisk skin
>did't get a single tint
Why is Blizzard lore so flimsy and situational? Why can't it be more like Warhammer where shit has serious weight?
>>176058430
Then why would they lock people into such a terrible mode?
>>176059484
Oy vey you better buy more crates then.You might've slipped that out over a battle.net chat so they disabled the skin from dropping to you in particular
>>176057762
Honestly I rather wear a skin I like more then its rarity. I got Cowgirl Valla and Cheerleader Kerrigan but I think they look like shit so I went with the epics skins.
>>176059560
>warhammer lore
>serious weight
o i am LAFFIN
I can't wait for Torbjorn and Symmetra to be added to hots.
Then we can have Probius, Torb, Symm, Gazlowe, and Hammer
>>176059560
>like Warhammer where shit has serious weight
>>176059645
>mfw everyone cries about getting shit from crates
>mfw I got Prisoner Tychus and Crown Prince Arthas
>mfw they were literally the only skins I was interested in and even contemplated buying them with money
the veys favor me, get cucked
>>176055126
I got every hero to lvl 5 before 2.0, only Cassia and Genji remain
>>176060043
>67 heroes in roster
>Heroes Played: 62
>only Cassia and Genji are sub lv 5
???
>>176060180
>he doesn't know about the secret heroes
>>176060180
I forgot, Gall and Murky.
Because i played Cho with a lazy motherfucker who has a lvl 45 abba
>>176044107
good Brightwing epic/legendary skin WHEN?
>>176060243
Your post would make more sense if the numbers were switched around.
QUICK
HOW 2 BUILD ARTANIS
>>176060450
SEASONED MARKSMAN
TRIPLE STRIKE
TITAN KILLER
ENEMY ILLUSIONS / STEALTH = LASER BEAM
MELEE HEAVY = SUPPRESSION PULSE
>>176060450
trait and E
Is there a place to look up actually relevant builds? Pretty much every site seems to be months or even years outdated.
>>176059073
It snowballs too hard. If a team loses a beacon fight, it is super hard to come back from that. I've seen games be over in less than 5 minutes.
>>176060684
Combine Mewn and Grubby's lists and you have a solid idea of who should be roughly where.
>play tank : no damage no heals
>play support : no frontline and no kills
>play dps: no frontline or heals
theres no winning with these shitters this game is infested by bad players
>inb4 anon ur just bad xDd git gud lmao
>>176060684
>>176060814
There's also this thing.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tuaW9f-m7x-ukrWvgy2REb-3xnGfZ4bM0K0_4toTyPA/preview
>>176060684
don't listen to this shitter
>>176060814
masterleague.net is the only decentish resource
I swear if this is fucking butcherlisk
>>176060684
https://psionic-storm.com/en/heros/
all heroes have multiple builds made by relevant people
>>176060840
Wait until you have a Leoric who does nothing but sit on the one payload the entire game dying over and over to the 4 man squad that just sits blocking it.
Wait until he blames you for losing when he finishes 0 and 12.
>>176060963It is
>>176060963
if it isn't, it'll be a shitty mount you wont use
Penis.
>>176061127
I don't own abathur so you're half right in that I won't use it
I'd like to be a good Leoric.
Please give me some nice tips
>>176060974
>probius winrate
jesus fuck
>>176061206
It's a pretty good drop for a shitty hero.
I rate it 3 out of 5 butcherlisks.
>>176061297
don't miss your w
>>176061297
literally never miss your W
if you miss W, dont fight, basically
otherwise you can 1v1 most tanks
>>176044107
>most characters i play can't use a mount or can use only the flying ones
REEEEEEEE STOP GIVING ME HORSES
>>176061297
Land your W
Give them the succ
WIN!
If your drafting then remember to get another tank or bruiser, leo cant peel a team of squishies.
what do you do, when you see hanamura loading screen
alt f4
>>176061206
WHAT HAPPENED TO JAMBER ? DID HE DIE ?
Medivh was a mistake.
>>176061297
Don't miss your W.
>get the 800g quest 6+ days in a row
>oh okay I guess they give you this quest every day now so long as you keep up with it
>randomly get a 300g quest two days ago despite having all quest slots open
>back to 800g every day after that
????
>>176061725
I'm stopping playing now.
>>176059196
You wanted to suck his dog dick?
>>176062000
It almost feels to favor giving you the 600/800 gold quests, at least if your log is empty.
did gothicmaster guy ever post his inbox
>>176062086
>>176061541
This, for fucks sake. I really only play Abathur, Hammer, and Probius. Oh well at least I got Orchammer.
should I get magma wave in cursed hallow?
How's Li Ming?
I went with the Support Mega Pack but now I'm kinda wishing I went Flex or Assassin
>Abathur on my team on Hanamura
y-yeah okay
>>176062629
>I went with the Support Mega Pack but now I'm kinda wishing I went Flex or Assassin
I warn people in every thread to go with Assassin regardless of what you think you're going to "main" but nobody listens until it's too late.
Lili is garbage and in every respect Brightwing is the superior waifu.
>can fly
>can turn you into different animals
>mouth big enough to suck both your dick and balls at once
>>176062291
This is my fetish. Slutty Li-li best li-li
>>176062629
Support wont really offer any super exciting gameplay differences, it's all just... the same.
Li Ming's alright.
Like, I'm trying to give the game a chance but it just feels so unbalanced/unfun.
>furfags
>bugfags
>dragonfags
>>176062780
>suck
more like eat
but yes, she's great too. i want toteachbrightwing!
>>176062732
I did it for her
And I would do it again
>play auriel for first time in QM
>don't get MVP but get 2nd place and 5 votes at the end
>>176060684
Icy-Veins is my go to.
>>176062973
...until she's nerfed in no more than 3 weeks
>>176062954
>ywn grab brightwing as she flies by, hearing her yelp in surprise and fear as you ram her open mouth toward your dick and viciously face fuck her until you unload a thick load of cum into her stomach
>ywn have her beg for more semen between the gasps of air after you drop her to the ground
Has /hotsg/ finally admitted they were wrong and that the 2.0 update is great and the least Jewish business decision Blizzard has made in the last 4 years?
>still haven't paid a cent
>have at least one epic skin for every hero
>enough mounts to match color schemes with most skins
>several legendary skins
>just pulled the nightmare fem diablo skin
>still haven't paid a cent
Good. Shit.
Probius nerf when? Little fucker is in every QM game
I'm very new to the game, but I've been playing Nazeebo and been having a blast
I want to pick up Zagara, she looks cool
She any good?
>>176063513
She's fine, but not durable. Play safely and use Hydralisk defensively.
>>176063216
M8, I still play D.Va despite her being nerfed multiple times in OW
Don't underestimate the lengths I'll go to play a character I like
>>176063513
Not anymore. She is still fine in the lower leagues though
>>176063513
No, not really. I almost want to say she's just a worse Nazeebo that has a slightly stronger early game.
>>176063513
I was thinking on buying Zagara instead of Sgt. Hammer, but I'm not sure. I love both heroes.
>>176063456
Its a good update but i wouldnt call it the least jewish as it is made to catch the biggest whales not just all around small whales.
Good update with heavy hebrew understones.
>>176063640
>mfw dva will get lewd skins in hots
>>176063640
>Liking d.va
How the FUCK do you deal with Morales when her team is not retarded and they actually look after her?
>>176062871
>unbalanced
QM sucks when you first start because everything seems like it buttfucks you. The fact is, you are new and have no idea what you are doing/need to do/should do etc.
It gets better
>>176063789
Yeah but that's like Stitches's bikini skin.
>Sgt. Hammer shits all over bronzies and autopiloting mongoloids in QP
>Sgt. Hammer gets shit all over by organized teams in HL
>Majority of players are either bronze or autopiloting mongoloids so she'll never get the rework she deserves
Even if I get a full stack and we do a Hammer-based team comp, the team is trash compared to the standard meta team we could've ran instead.
I gotta smurf to play my favorite character. It hurts, bros.
Is there a way to remove the "Players near you" function?
>>176063794
>bandwagon hating
Nothing wrong with D.va
>>176062871
This is only true if you play QM like a pleb. Certain heroes become god tier when QM decides to create a game without any tanks or healers.
Play unranked draft or hero league.
>>176059196
So... Did you take the knot? I GOTTA KNOW.
>>176064107
>having a favorite character
You deserve all the suffering and more.
>>176064319
Sorry, I forgot I'm supposed to hate the game and every character, but for some reason still play and complain constantly.
>>176063207
most of Icy-Veins is so out of date that you might as well be playing from two years ago
>>176063370
More like http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wCstiD4Z8D
Tyrande's Tyrandes
>>176064254
expect she is from cancerwatch
if i wanted to play her i would be playing OW
same for every ow hero and map.
>>176062579
No. Never needed on that map as minions die instantly anyway.
Acceptable maps to get wave on would be Braxis, warhead, hanamura (situational), spider queen
All overwatch heroes are shit. All overwatch maps are shit. Debate me.
>>176064531
its the truth you cant refute so there is no point in debate.
>>176064531
>hating Zarya
How's that micropenis working out for you, Cletus?
How do I leave a chat?
Whenever I try to it just puts me back in it when I restart hots and removes a different chat (as in one that I wanted to keep)
>>176064807
Nobody likes these butch dyke characters Rosie
so when's d.va?
or was that cinematic with genji just a bamboozle?
>>176064354
Don't let it slip your mind again.
>>176064109
Anyone? It's extremely annoying.
>>176064807
OK, eurocuck. You like dykes and muslims, we get it.
>>176064469
>this logic
>is playing Heroes of the Storm
>>176044107
>got 2 AFKs in my placement match
great game guys!
>>176051797
What if they made him control like a twin-stick shooter game? He could be the first WASD movement character.
So how do you guys build Valla?
>>176065171
triggered
>>176064967
>>176065171
>being intimidated by a woman with muscles
It's like you are not sure you could overpower her and make her your bitch. So I assume you're just tiny little pussies.
I hope they add more characters from SC or Warcraft. I do not give a flying fuck about Overwatch and would prefer if they didn't constantly port the shitty characters from it over.
>>176064469
It's fine to shit on overbabs but why all the bandwagon hatred of the characters moving to hots?
If the hero has a neat kit in hots that's what I care about first, then how the character looks and acts is secondary.
Do you just hate all of the hero kits from the OW heroes we have gotten so far?
>>176065336
i want rock n roll racing to work exactly like that but you can't stop without slowing down first
>>176065486
Full AA.
>>176065486
>Battlefield of Eternity
Q,Q,E that refreshes Q,Q, W, Range
>AA build
Trait,Trait, Death Dealer,Trait(Gloom if lots of ability damage, heal otherwise), Manticore, Range/Trait
>Multishot build
Trait,W,W,Gloom,W,whatever
What is wrong with kael'thas?
ASHAMALORE, ALAMALORE, SHAMALAMALORE
>>176065721
Nah, they're just nostalgiafags triggered by anything that breaks their fanfictions.
>>176065721
moving-while-shooting is the stupidest fucking mechanic ever and needs to never happen again
>>176065486
I just pick all the auto-attack talents.
I wish I could facefuck Li-Li with MY wolf cock. :(
explain team building to me, whats the general plan
1 healer, with hopefully a disable
2 dps , 1 phys 1 magic
2 tanks, 1 tank and 1 bruiser ?
Is there a soft rule staple for building teams in this game ?
e.g in 2/2/2 in ow
or 1 1 3 in dota ?
>>176065876
just stun her lmao
>>176065876
>>176064469
Translation: I can't deal with the overwatch characters
get fucking good
So is the Q quest for Gul'dan actually good?
>>176064254
except her entire lore and character
>>176066016
It really is not. 10% radius? What?
>Zarya will never crush your skull between her thighs
>mfw playing all nazeebo push the payload event
10/10
>>176065958
>whats the general plan
step 1: pick the best meta heroes that didn't get banned, going in descending order of bullshit
step 2: if your team has more bullshit OP heroes, you win. if not, hope the enemy throws.
havent played 2 years and I need more ANNOYING PIECES OF SHIT LIKE PROBE. I'm having so much fun with this piece of shit dickfaggot prick
>>176066059
That's disgusting.
>>176066059
Tracer isn't into guys.
>>176066052
It gets chosen in almost every "Pro" game.
>>176066016
You can outrange towers with your Q once you complete it but that's it. E is much better
>tfw you get something you actually wanted from a loot box
>>176065948
there's an unreasonable lack of good facefucking porn out there
One Tank
One Healer
One Damage.
That's it.
>>176065721
yes i dont like them because mobility creep
all the moving while shooting
million per second attacks making block talents worthless
and again we already know how they will be played because its just copy-paste from already existing kits
and disney art style owerwatch brings clashes with wow-esque we already had
basically fuck owcancer for invading game made for nostalgiafags
>>176066206
Yeah, because nobody at that level is stupid enough to stand in the corruption radius. Doesn't make it a good talent, just makes level 1 a shit talent tier.
>>176066313
I enjoy the OW characters and will continue playing as them :^)
>>176066227
>get a common box
>nothing but emojis
>reroll once
>legendary spectre mount
>mfw
>Vikings rework never
>Hammer rework never
>Medivh buff never
>Chromie buff never
the only character I like playing that's pickable in HL is fucking auriel
save me
>Prince Arthas
>Uther
>Jaina
>Muradin
>______
Who's missing?
>Not a big OW fan
>Especially not keen on D.Va because generic waifu bait
>Want more Warcraft and Diablo Heroes
>Know I'll enjoy playing her because she'll poop on heroes I don't like and I always play Warriors
>>176066313
>getting attached to fictional characters
>caring about anything else other than gameplay
nostalgiafags are the most stupid fuckers on this earth
>>176066607
Not a single one of this list need a rework. learn to play retard.
>>176066030
her lore is fucking great. She was drafted into the korean military to fight mecha-godzilla who rises from the ocean annually and tries to destroy korea. I wish blizzard would actually expand on that and show us what that actually looks like
>>176066695
>Hammer
>Doesn't need a rework
what planet are you on where she's not a fucking joke?
>>176066607
>Medivh buff
>Chromie buff
Absolutely disgusting.
>>176066663
Kael'thas if you want the wc3 human campaign heroes
>>176066687
>ignoring gameplay changes ow brings
typical owbabs
>>176066703
Don't bother arguing with him. He's just a pissed off nostalgia baby who's mad because "How dare Blizzard make a new IP and not another WarCraft/StarCraft!"
>>176066663
Footmanius, the Human Footman who was crucial in aiding Arthas during the culling of Stratholme.
>>176066703
>Starcraft pro
>Drafted into the army
>To pilot a fucking mech using two fucking joysticks
i am STILL mad she wasn't a supportive base-building area denial hero
>>176066858
>not being able to adapt to changes
at least you'll stay in low mmr
>>176066663
Antonidas
>>176066607
Vikings could use a buff but medivh and chrome are fine and you're a retard
I agree on hammer though she's in a terrible spot outside of stomping QP with a stack
>>176066921
That would probably be Falric.
>>176066607
the only change I want here is to make Medivh's portals more responsive
>>176067075Dis pear
Valla has so little health its rediculous
taking bets
>>176064693
>naked except for socks
For what purpose?
>>176066965
>projecting his inability to adapt on others
bruh just because people complain doesnt mean they cant beat it
its not a matter of skill, its the matter of power creep
but who cares about opinion of people who played this shit game since alpha am i right?
>>176067275
A skin I want but you would hate.
>>176067275
Butcher
Not a skin, just Butcher
>>176067316
because sex with socks on is great
>>176066703
>amazing lore
> SC pro drafted into an army to pilot a mech
that sounds like a really shitty anime
>>176067275
legendary [insert ugliest fucking mount in the game]
>>176067075
No, not Falric.
Footmanius, from the cinematic outside of Stratholme in WC3.
Don't you remember him?
>>176067275
Space Lord Leoric
>>176067275
An epic skin that had it's quality inflated to legendary to pollute actual legendary pullsButcherlisk
>>176067226
It's okay anon, at least one person got the reference.
>>176067369
>>176067416
>>176067394
>>176067442
>>176067481
i actually got really lucky
i love this skin and this tint in particular
to think that this is a regular loot chest from that horrible fucking brawl
:^)
>Next hero is another fucking human
Let's update the list, shall we?
Undead: 0
Tauren: 0
Draenei: 0
Gnomes: 0
Trolls: 1
Worgen: 1
Blood Elves: 1
Night Elves: 1
Goblins: 1
Pandaren: 2
Dwarves: 2
Orcs: 3
Zerg: 3
Protoss: 4
Humans: 7,502,774,743
>>176067419
That's Iroquois Pliskin, though
>>176067592
Lucky. I got the blue one.
>genji keeps using his dragonblade and jumping into the enemy team alone
It's just like in OW, holy shit.
>>176067643
>undead: 0
Sylv, Stitches, Leoric?
>>176067643
Kale, Sylv, Val
The 10k year soap opera
Stitches
ETC
>>176067592
>>176067670
I got me Master Dehaka.
>>176067643
>Blood Elves 1
>Night Elves 1
Are you well anon? Do you need medical attention?
I got from the HGC twitch chat for saying that Dread and Gilly are banging?? tf is this shit
DVA WHEN?
>"Free to play is a delusion granted to the weak by the strong, or so I've heard."
...they even put it in the game to mock us.
>>176067736
at least in overwatch he's pretty much guaranteed to get one kill because he doesn't have to aim
>>176067643
Forgetting the Banshee Queen and the Elite Tauren Chieftain
what are you even supposed to do vs barrelfag ult?
not only does this shit 50% dmg he also pushes you to fucking uganda
>>176067908
I got banned from** fuckin autism
>>176057114
Arthas needs another rework. He makes Lucio and Malfurion feel like a free trip to Disney World by comparison.
Lol.
>>176067908
Why are you surprised?Also yeah they are
>>176066663
>Muradin
>Falstad
>______
Who's missing?
>>176067861
Stitches is an abomination.
Leoric is a skeltalghost from diablo.
See bottom of post for Sylvanas.
>>176067868
I legitimately forgot Valeera, I'll give you that one.
>>176067897
Are you counting Malf as a night elf and not as whatever the fuck he is?
>>176068002
I'd count Sylvanas as a proper Undead if she had her jaw missing, but she's more like a smelly night elf than an undead.
ETC isn't essentially a living meme and doesn't actually count as a real Tauren representative.
The list was about actual, normal representations of the races.
>>176066313
Oh hey, someone actually saved that. I decided to redo it because it felt too static.
>>176067925
I wish I could get good at the Highlord because his voice lines are just top notch.
>>176064438
Oh baby
>>176068165
MOTHER
FUCKING
"RAISIN" BRANN BRONZEBEARD
>>176067925
>mfw haven't paid a single penny to those blizzard jews
>>176068185
>but she's more like a smelly night elf than an undead.
Sylvanas was a high elf, not a night elf. If it wasn't for her though the forsaken wouldn't even be a thing
>>176067643
Okay actual fucking list for those of us who aren't autistic
>Undead: 4
>Tauren: 1
>Draenei: 0
>Gnomes: 1
>Trolls: 1
>Worgen: 1
>Blood Elves: 2
>Night Elves: 3
>Goblins: 1
>Pandaren: 2
>Dwarves: 2
>Orcs: 4
>Zerg: 4
>Protoss: 5
>Terrans: 5
>Warcraft Humans: 4
>>176068386
5 undead.
>>176068386
>>Gnomes: 1
do you want to die
>>176068185
>Are you counting Malf as a night elf and not as whatever the fuck he is?
>>176068386
Genn hasn't changed species, he's still human but is cursed to take the form of a worgen.
>>176066232
I know! Especially when they involve Li-li.
>>176068386
chromie where
>>176068496
...so he's a worgen
>>176068386
SHE IS A DRAGON
>>176068386
Chromie isn't a gnome
>>176067925
game havent cost me a penny so far and i doubt it will :s
>>176068532
He's human. Just because somebody is a leper doesn't make them no longer human.
>>176067643
>Warcraft babies actually being upset about this
For once it feels good to be a diablofag
>>176068463
>>176068519
>>176068574
>>176068575
Okay okay jesus
>Dragons: 2
>Gnomes: 0
There happy?
>>176068680
wait who's the other dragon
>>176068716
Brightwing.
>>176068680
Faerie Dragons aren't real dragons
>>176068758
Thats a frog.
So Kinda new to this game (or rather haven't played since Alpha)
How the fuck do you deal with Valeera's stealth? Especially Valeera + Abathur?
>>176068386
5 undead, anub is undead too
>>176068842
if youre in draft you pick a hero with a drone or another reveal
if youre in qm use one of your skillshots and throw it at the shimmer that you have to actively pay attention to
>>176068806
Rude.
>>176068842
Tassaboy.
Having eyes and a skillshot ready.
>>176068842
Look for the shimmer, use aoe.
>>176068842
unrevealable is a nigger mechanic and there ain't shit you can do about it
learn to love dying
>>176068574
>She
>>176068946
Well I mean they're not, they're guardians of the emerald dream
Aren't draenei and protoss the same?
>>176069009
The green dragon flight are guardians of the emerald dream
>>176069029
Draenei are thicc and protoss are sticc
>>176069029
Next Question.
>>176069029
Protoss are space plants
>>176069029
No, Dranei are just special snowflake Eredar, which are space goatmen with tails, mouths, assholes and vaginas.
Protoss lack the butttails and the orifices.
>>176069029
2/10 made me reply
>>176068851
>there's 5 undead heroes but none of them are of the actual undead player race from wow
>the token rogue hero came out and it wasn't an undead
i'm still mad
i wanted to have a talent that let me eat corpses for health
i wanted the hero to be a smug piece of shit that made jokes about bones and references to ganks
i got valeera instead
>>176069053
Green dragons are guardians of the emerald dream because the titans made them, faerie dragons are creatures from the dream and they are not real dragons is just a name.
>>176069029
>>176069194
Forsaken.
Forsaken is the word you are looking for.
There are several Undead in the game, but no Forsaken. Despite being their queen, Sylvanas isn't one.
>>176069194
Sylvanas if you are talking about forsaken and not undead
>>176069029
>in the final wow xpac we go to the koprulu sector where we find the long lost cousins of the good eredar.
>no one wants to play with me in the /vg/ chat
Why do I bother asking?
>>176069194
>5 undead heroes but none of them IS FUCKING KEL'THUZAD
WHEN
>>176069387
Tell them youre a qt trap it works.
>>176069194
Who would they even put in aside from Sylvanas (their leader) and Stitches (aboms being their guards). Just put in that guy who plagued the wrathgate?
Q build Uther is the fucking best, second most fun support. First being Kharazim.
>>176069347
>Zeeb attack Azeroth
>turns out Amon was a Void Lord who threw Old God chunks into our universe
>Bolvar revives Amon and only Thrall and Khadgar and Illidan can save us
>>176069586
>only Thrall and Khadgar and Illidan can save us
Don't forget Kerrigan, who becomes a Titan.
>>176069574
>Just put in that guy who plagued the wrathgate?
fuck yeah!
>>176069586
Zerg attacks Azeroth*
>>176069674
Also Raynor and Artanis, Alarak makes a cameo for shadow priests but ultimately does nothing but act smug and show contempt for the PC.
>>176069092
Are Protoss and eldar the same?
Whats your favorite Ultimate Evolution voice?
>>176068027
AA it.
why doesnt zeratul have a ponytail but the other protoss have them?
is he a bad guy?
also alarak is a bad guy but has a ponytail?
>>176069586
>illidan gets killed, thrall mopes a bit, and khadgar tells us that he requires more minerals
>malf fucks tyrande on illidan's corpse
>>176068185
>Stitches is an abomination.
So?
>Leoric is a skeltalghost from diablo.
So?
>I'd count Sylvanas as a proper Undead if she had her jaw missing
Okay, definition of Undead = Missing jaw. Gotcha.
>>176069973
The ponytail allows protoss to join the khala aka the protoss hivemind. Dark templars like zeratul was butthurt about the khala for reasons I forgot so they cut the tails off.
So, why is Morales so bad? I mean, is the current year and she's hispanic, why doesn't she gets buffs?
>32 min game as Valla
>Never finished my lvl 4 100 autoattack quest
I dont think I should play Valla anymore
BETS?
why is leoric so fucking squishy late game? is entomb all he's good for?
Dread always seems so surprised by shitty NA drafting, wouldn't he be use to it by now?
>>176070274
>>32 min game as Valla
>>Never finished my lvl 4 100 autoattack quest
>>176070309
DOUBLE BUTCHERLISK
>>176070309
Butcherlisk skin andthe same Butcherlisk skin again
>>176070309
Butcherlisk and then a dupe of that same butcherlisk tint.
>>176070309
Sonya and Nova.
>>176069847
>Find a youtube channel that has all of Abathur's Ultimate Evolution voices
Well I know what I'm doing for the next 20 minutes.
>>176070309
Meme Slug and Butcherlisk
>>176070309
ALWAYS BET ON BUTCHERLISK
>>176070481
>>176070520
>>176070534
>>176070587
NOT TODAY FRIENDO H4H4
>>176070274
>pick raynor
>38 bonus attack damage
>we win
feels slightly bad
>>176070309
Pajamathur and Pajama vikings.
>just want to play with my friends
>matchmaking system assumes big group = well coordinated & skilled
>keep getting matched with actual well coordinated groups and getting steamrolled every time
>>176070647
>when you tell a newbie Diablo to do E before Q and they do it and it's good
>>176070159
The Khala was hive mind, but the Dark Templar cut off so they could run a dark net safe from Protoss NSA.
>>176057762
Memed On
>>176070439
I got to like 84
>>176070683
>matchmaking system assumes big group = well coordinated & skilled
That's wrong.
Matchmaking just automatically matches 5v5s because it's the fastest and easiest.
>>176069847
Gazlowe.
>Time is equal to money
>booooooooooom
>22k gold
>don't want to buy anything because fear of nerfs
WHEN ARE THEY PUTTING THE DVA PATCH ON PTR SO I KNOOOOW
I figure Probius' winrate is so damn absurd there's no way they won't nerf him but I dunno about Valla Greymane and Arthas, they're all pretty good and might get hit.
I just started playing a week ago. Are there any warriors that are really good at shitting on all the assassins flooding QM?
>>176070986
>Valla
It's 2 fucking k gold. Why the fuck do you care.
>It's a "Leoric Does Nothing But Chase After Kills As Fucking Leoric" episode.
Explain to me how to illidan in7 sentences or less
>>176070683
Maybe you and your friends fucking suck.
>>176071135
hit things don't die
>tfw 39 minute braxis holdout match
>>176071095
Cause it's 2k gold I don't wanna waste
>>176071035
Varian.
Are lost Vikings worth putting time into?
tried them out and they seem fun, but i can't imagine they'll be any good in a actual match/too complicated amidst a clusterfuck teamfight
>>176071135
pick someone else
>Still cant block maps
Fuck Internal Shrine
>>176071413
They are mostly good for being able to soak all the lanes while your team does objectives.
>>176069847
Holy shit my fucking sides
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lphlu_38NiI
>>176071413
They are fucking god tier on hanamura
>>176070201
Morales is a cockfiend and does really well as long as you are good with positioning.
Are there any situations/maps/teams in which Raynor is not just a lesser Valla?
I like Jimmy more tbqh, placing drones and ruining stealthies' day isfun
>>176071551
Sounds like my primary school dinner lady
>>176071632
Against ETC or channels maybe. That's his only niche I can think of.
>>176071632
I think Raynor is a superior pick to Valla and most definitely counters her.
He has better damage, better sustain, and better teamfight than Valla ever dreams of.
whens the last time you guys saw someone play zul'jin
>>176071537
>>176071589
Awesome, ill take that as a yes
How long do they take to get competent with you reckon? My macro skills are average.
>>176046613
Build pls
should i buy zeratul, karl'thas or gul'dan?
>>176071793
I play Zul'Jin all the time when my team needs ADC and Raynor is already taken.
I might not land all my Guillotines but he is very much the definition of a hyper carry.
Can't they make just one map that doesn't have a stupid gimmick added to it?
>>176071551
I love these.
https://youtu.be/DBxSqlkF7Ls
>>176071632
Raynor is never superior to Valla.
Valla's strength is that she has very versatile builds and has her attack speed on her trait, giving her actual damage actives. Multishot is also one of the best wave clears in the game, and does silly damage with the trait. Rayor has no self-preservation beyond waddling away.
>>176071878
Gul'dan ez
>>176071878Buy whoever you have the most fun withif you don't know, get kael
>get medic on the brawl on d
>win
what a shitty brawl
>>176071878
>karl
I think you mean Invoker xP
anyone ever get good results out of gul'dan's rain of fire heroic?
>>176071878
gul
Kale used to be fun, but his glory days are over. Back when the bomb could spread from everything and chained indefinitely. It was a game changer.
>>176072068
It is clearly the superior teamfight ult since it actually does damage.
>>176071953
will anub ever be able to even get close to his meme potential like in the olden days?
i miss shitting out 10 hyperbeetles and becoming immortal
>>176065859
SALAMI
>>176071953
>en doo bit ab lee
>kiiiiiiiiin keeeeeee
so am i retarded or do you really just pick deflect talents on genji every single time no matter what
what happens when you dodge unranked drafts? i want to dodge hanamura every time
>>176072421
Nothing.
>>176071953
>mfw English
Cringe
>>176072068
just because you need to channel it will forever be shit
>Rock 'n' Roll Racing hero never
When should I pick Monstrosity as Abathur? In big maps that require teamfights like Infernal Shrines?
I wanted to use Monstrosity in Sky Temple but we had Butcher and that won us the game.I really love the idea behind Monstrosity and the look of the Monstrosity is rad as fuck.
>>176072421
Nothing the first time.
Second you need to do 1 QM/Brawl with other leavers.
Third you need to do 2
And so on.
>>176072579
Monstrocity is the best teamfight ult.
Just spend like 3-4 minutes farming stacks and then show up to every teamfight and carry the game!!
so is 2.0 a fad or did Blizzard really literally fix everything?
Why does Valla have less health than Tracer?
>>176072691
The patch itself? No.
But the game has come a long way.
Also, the patch was great, you get free shit.
If only the new map wasn't so shit.
>tfw no anons to play HotS with
Why even live
>>176072837
Because Tracer is the superior ranged assassin in every situation.
Why is Sylvanas able to control people's minds
>>176072691
They actually didnt change anything. Obsession with random items (chests) is the only thing that a change. Now everyone wants to open and gamble. Kinda sad that if you want to improve your game, you just add random cosmetics gets so everyone just plays to open them.
How does KDA works?
From what I read online is kill+assist/death, but that doesn't make sense, I just did 11/8 with a shit ton of assists and when I went to my profile my KDA dropped 1 point
>>176069847
fucking love those
zaryas is one of the best ones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppvXFNmnfwA
she sounds so fucking drunk
i wish she would say cyka blieeeeeeeeeeeeet
>>176072901
your name isnt weeb enough for me
>>176072927
Because she is a good looking woman.
>>176072942
Adding to my post
Before 4,9 after 4,8
>>176072901
>wrong region
oh well
>>176072927
She's the banshee queen. That's what banshees do.
>tune into hots stream
>it's a tranny
>>176071246
Well it seems you were able tohold out.
>>176073034
sounds like a slowed down bandit cyka's and cheekis would sound great
>>176072901
Join /vg/ chat if you want to add 90% of the time sperging memeing faggots and the occasional cool dude.
Are you ready for me, /hotsg/?
>>176073112
Banshees actually are only messanger of death (maybe yours or someone close to you)
>>176073262
after all the overwatch cast sure
>>176073223
>tfw all I do in /vg/ chat is post emojis
My favourite is the Gall monocle one.
>>176051595
>tranny
>passable
>>176073340
Not in Azeroth they aren't.
>>176073262
Yes please. He did nothing wrong.
>>176072052
There is literally no point in namefagging.
>>176073436
>5 hours lateActually, I though at first he was an ugly "gamur grl", lol
>>176073262
I want to fuck shit up with Gorehowl so fucking bad.
>>176073476
Says you.
If there was no point, then it wouldn't have been implemented.
Checkmate, faggot.
>>176073669
Kill yourself.
>>176073595
Underage people need to leave.
>>176073262
yes please
>>176073467
>Garrosh eliminates Thrall
>"Times change"
>Jaina eliminates Garrosh
>"That was for Theramore!"
>Garrosh eliminates Chromie
>"Even Kairoz put up more of a fight"
So much potential and more, but I suppose Japan arrow man and Indian laser lady are better additions
>>176073669
Oh its you. Gogonut faggot. Stick to a name at least.
>>176073262
I wish people wouldn't complain about Warcraft heroes so much. It's Blizzard's biggest and most successful franchise, especially when you consider Hearthshit.
But people complain so we end up with Probius the fucking totally not made up on the spot we promise lol he was in the cinematic :^) and Overwatch Heroes.
I just want Kel'thuzad, Garrosh and countless other WC heroes. But as soon as they release another and get barraged with OH GEE MORE WARCRAFT HEROES we'll get fucking Zergius the Zergling, Mercy and Sombra.
>>176073719
no u
>>176044107
Anyone who has played WoW before, can you meet Sylvanas as an NPC/quest giver in WoW, or is she like a boss/enemy? HotS made me waifu her and now I want to meet her irl but I'm not sure if I need to make a blood elf character because I know heard that different races are locked down to different continents. Don't really feel like doing detective work and I've never played a Warcraft game before so there's probably a shitload of lore I don't want to reasearch right now. I tried to ask WoW general but they are being legit autistic and won't answer the question. All I know about her is that she is some kind of corrupted blood elf and that I need to marry her and protect her midriff from getting even more corrupted.
>>176073476
If at least he posted some content
On the bright side everytime I read his name I just hide his posts, we all should do the same
>>176073794
Was supposed to quote >>176073262
>>176073874
If you play Horde she's a racial leader in your faction.
>>176073874
Her midriff is gone in wow, but you can meet her in undercity
>>176073874
she looks like shit in wow compared to how she looks in hots
>>176073874
You'll meet Sylvanas relatively early as a Blood Elf, around level 20.
Forsaken obviously get introduced much quicker, though.
She's the current Warchief, Leader, Of the Horde and she's a lot more central in the latest expansion, especially in the zone Stormheim.
>>176071135
Feel the hatred of ten thousand years!
>>176073874
Sylvanas fag would be proud, nice taste
Don't bother with shitty lore, just headcannon your waifu already don't be a brainlet
>>176071551
Wait what, I've never noticed these and I have like 400 games on Abathur
Can these be turned off or something?
>>176071712
Valla has an ult for that.
Someone please explain how to play The Lost Vikings properly to me.
I've got them at level 12. I get good XP, splitpush like a motherfucker as soon as the chance shows itself, show up for map objectives when necessary, all that, but... It just feels like something is missing when I play them. Even though I almost always secure a level advantage and keep lanes pushed out, it feels like I'm not actually helping the team much, and some games I just want to fuckin' rage quit when <x hero> pops into lane and one-shots a Viking in half a second.
Almost every game is an exercise in frustration, and I constantly wonder if I'd be getting better results as Abathur. Teamfighting as Vikings feels like a total waste of time, too, as the enemy just shits on me. I still try to show up to the really important objectives, but I rarely do more than eat damage and die.
What am I missing?
>>176074086
Garrosh should have put your bitch queen in the ground with her val'kyr while he was in Silverpine.
Murky players really fuck me off man.
>>176073981
>her midriff is gone
Is it? I played wow until level 20 not too long ago, she still had her midriff.
>>176073874
Yes, if you start off as undead.
I got to see her resurrect a bunch've corpses in front of Garrosh to which Garrosh lost his shit, was pretty fun
please remove abathur from qm im sick of these fucking games that snowball out of control because this piece of shit is so incredibly comp reliant and now has to contend against zarya and medivh no matter what beacuse lmao "sustainer" roles
like why the fuck would anyone even play him in qm when he yields such horrible results 80% of the time? are people just so stupid that they dont realize its because theyre abathur that their team just cant secure objectives and it all spins out of control because of that?
>>176074239
Lost Vikings are cancer.
Never show up for objectives, except to delay on shit like Cursed Hollow and ToD. You rely on your team to deathball around the map while you soak.
>>176074239
you play them on 3 lane big maps while your team death-balls some fuckers
cap all objectives at the same time on cursed, warhead, towers of doom
>>176074375
Yeah, she has a new model the one on the right in wow since legion
How do I play her?
>>176074375
>Is it? I played wow until level 20 not too long ago, she still had her midriff.
Her new skins in 2.0 show her current look in World of Warcraft.
>>176074581
you dont
>>176074526
man wow sylvanas really does look like dog shit
>>176074581
Spin to win against melee heavy comps.
Don't draft into seventy stuns and silences
>>176074526
for what purpose. Like she still has the dumbass boob armor, might as well go whole hog or not at all with sexy armor
>>176074581
just put your heart in it and keep on believing
>>176074526
>>176073874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeRDMlMDglw
She's a pretty important character, you do meet her. She's had several quests for Undead characters since Vanilla, but over the years they added more and more stuff that included her, and in this current expansion, she plays a huge part as she's now the Warchief of the Horde. Look up "Stormheim questline lore" or soemthing. The entire zone of Stormheim in WoW: Legion revolves around her. and there's cutscenes as well.
>>176074708
Metzen's daughter asked him why the females were in bikini's for the cata ending cutscene so they declared war on midriffs
>>176074526
>Mfw the one on the right would actually look good and logical if it wasn't just a hastily cobbled together hackjob and they colored it appropriately.
>>176074708
Because SJWs.
No really, before you start MUH BOOGEYMAN, it's literally the reason.
For Christ Sake Blizzard renamed a fucking boat, A FUCKING BOAT, in WoW because tumblr twisted it's name and turned it and jumped through hoops and bent over backwards till it's name meant Malfurion was dosmetically abusing Tyrande.
I am NOT making this shit up.
>>176074526
>nobody remembers classic wow model
feels ok man
by the way they covered navel because 6yo daughter asked his developer daddy why is she fighting in a swimsuit
I made a smurf so I could report every feeder regardless of team so they lose their d.va skin.
>>176073761
>looking at thumbnails makes you underage
Are you legally retarded, m8?
>>176074864
what was the name of the boat?
>>176074864
>I am NOT making this shit up.
Youre actually wrong, they were triggered because there was a "hush Tyrande" dialogue and blizz removed it from the game but they add a ship called Tyrande silence as a joke.
>>176074708
Gotta cover up since she's the leader now.
>people STILL think Garrosh was a bad guy
>>176074950
Tyrande's Silence
Malfurion once said "Hush, Tyrande" in the Well of Eternity instance.
YOU'RE PROMOTING ABUSING STRONG WOMYN BLIZZARD DELET THIS
>>176069029
>>176074947
Yes, that's exactly what I said, kiddo
>>176074968
That wasn't removed from the game, you can still run that dungeon for the dialogue. The strangest part about that ship name in ship name getting renamed was the people who were upset it was changed. It was literally one tweet from some dataminer, then the wow community goes bonkers for months, and they still refuse to let it go.
>>176074864
>people are still mad about the fucking boat
I have searched for literally any indication people were upset by this and I found nothing
>>176074824
Eh I guess that makes sense, feels kinda lame though. Isn't Warcraft rated M anyway? Or at least T
>>176074907
>>176074526
>>176075158
Garrosh calls Sylvanas a bitch.
>>176075020
that genuinely looks awful what the fuck
>>176075158
The only people upset were the people upset a boat follower name was changed, but then blizzard let you name your boats whatever you want. They still get upset about it to this day, which is pretty funny, that was like two years ago.
How similar is Rexxar to Lone Druid in playstyle?
>>176073874
didn't tomb of sargeras/7.0 fuck up WoW again, I heard Legion made a lot of stuff better but everyone was fucking pissed about Sargeras
>>176075215
Nelf one was best one
>>176075495
Yeah we're going to space with space garrisons.
>>176075467
its a little bit similar
>>176044107
>Hanamura is a good map Edition
Hanamura is a good map!
For the last two minutes when the next payload wins the game and both teams are desperate to win.
The rest of the game where that desperation isn't there and everyone just trades shots it sucks.
>>176075467
At a certain point LD actually becomes a hero
Misha pretty much is always the hero throughout the game
>>176075158
https://twitter.com/cm_lore/status/590695703401340929?lang=en
He literally says that people were misunderstanding it and they were going to change it.
People did complain.
That's why they changed it.
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/wow/topic/17085819192#15
Here's a thread about people complaining about it and saying that it was a "HoTS Reference" was a "Cover up"
>PROTECTED
>>176073874
This post cracked me up
>>176075850
Keep protected
Reduce it to 1 charge
Decrease cd by 2 secs or something
>>176075850
What's the matter friend?
>>176075948
It is now better. Thank you for this buff.
>>176075674
>those assblasted people crying about the change
wow players really are clowns
>>176075467
Never played DOTA, but if the Druid himself is of any use, don't expect that to be the case in HotS. Rexxar is fucking useless, and Misha is incredibly vulnerable to burst. They fucked up with Rexxar's design/stats.
It kills me too, because he's my favorite WC character, and one of my favorites in HotS. But it feels like theres no reason to ever play him, because he's super high risk and incredibly low reward.
WHEN IS DVA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>176076271
4 weeks after gonji
>Unranked
>"Sorry guys this is my first time playing this hero!"
>>176075674
Tyrande has a silence in hots? Blizzard confirmed for not even playing their own games.
>>176076271
>yfw a 16 year old girl will be canonically the strongest hots character ever released
>>176076271
end your life NOW
>watching hgc
>zuna and kenme feeding
lmao
is murky the less useful hero in hanamura?
yes
>>176074581
Hit your Q
Don't E if they can stop it
Hit your Q
E triggers passive, can be used to kite/escape
Take Nerves of Steal and Ignore Ppain
Hit your fucking Q
>>176075850
multiclass was a mistake
>>176076524
what a fat shit
>>176076618
kys
>>176075850
Just make it 10 second cooldown cooldown for that talent only, and fix Varian's MM category.
>>176070642
>that fucking horse being legendary
Jews literally diluting the loot pool with christian babies' blood.
uther or rehgar
>>176076524
>fat
>not corean
>>176076878
Uther. You're not a filthy subhuman heathen, are you?
>>176076524
>I am not interesting in any way so look at my holes
>bls gib attenshun
I hate this shit so much.
>>176074050
>look it up
>Vol'Jin dying
>Sylvanas says "in the end, death claims us all" without a hint of irony
lmao what the fuck
>>176077036sometimes
>>176076417
>"Tyrandes Stun didn't sound as good"
>>176077309
not even one drop! to the gas chambers you go
>>176066059
I read that as Zagara.
>>176076524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D85UY1oICxE
>>176077405
>not the one with uther in the back and all the subhuman surrounding garithos
>>176066663
Archmage Antonidas
or Maybe Mal'ganas or Kel'Thuzad
>>176077523
>Zagara will never crush your skull beneath her young-laden abdomen
>>176066059
>the department for work and pensions will see this image in my internet history
Thanks anon.
>>176077665
ZAGARAS FARTS MUST SMELL INSANELY! MOMMY! MOMMYYYYY! BUWAAAAA
>>176052513
Raynor has what 76 abilities would be just give him a 76 skin
>>176076524
>she will never sit on your face
What's the point of going on?
>>176077969
WHy would you want that she'd crush you
thanks for ruining my fucking general blizzard
like the dragon- and lilifags weren't enough already
Still no good Nova skins outside of her red basic varient
So tyrael is a muslim right? I mean he fucking suicide bombs pretty much when he diesHe's fun though
>>176077969
>What's the point of going on?
Knowing it will never be near me let alone sit on my face.
>>176078158
Are you saying Novazon and Roller Derby Nova are not great?
>play quick match
>shit comp
>mention this
>"LEL relax dude its quick match"
>play unranked
>shit picks
>players not knowing how to play
>type in chat telling some players generally what to do
>"LEL relax dude go play ranked if you want a serious match"
>play ranked
>filled with absolute shitters that think they know what they're doing
>rage at the drop of a hat
>follows the """meta"""" closely
>doesn't even know how to play them correctly
>ping, and type in chat telling players what we need to do
>"LEL fuck you faggot, you're complete garbage, we're losing because of your pick"
What mode am I suppose to play
>>176078212
we wuz angels n shiet
>>176078234
Brawl
>>176078234
I'd say Vs. AI but there was an autistic thrall giving me shit for abandoning him to help a 4v3 team battle in another lane
>>176078152
>>176078152
NEW WHEN READY
>>176078152
>>176078152
>>176078231
Yes. Novazon is attrocious and Roller isnt slutted up enough.
>>176076417
>Maybe it's the name of the owl? Elves are stealthy, shadowstalk reference?
>Nope, lollunarflare.
Do the games for the nexus challenge all have to be with the same friend or can you use a different friend for every game?
>>176079069
Anyone aslong as they're a friend.
>>176075674
>not tyrande's whisper
Blizzard is fucking up everything, Tyrande's silence sounds stupid as hell though
>>176049110
Azmodan would probably cuck Anubarak
>>176055246
Why are you even here you retard?
>>176075467
Current LD is literally sniper with courier that scares people away
Rexxar is old LD
>>176067592
Green mecha dehaka is best
>>176066607
Chromie could use a buff. It's calledmaking that Fel Queen skin a skull-front-adorned thong that shows off her green ass like it was originally intended before they got all SJW and gave her purple spat-like-things.