/ss13g/ - spessboys on a spess station general

first for kolith is CUTE!

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Second for
>tfw no husbando

xth for hug vox they lead hard lives

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Which station pet would win in a fight?

xth for gas the vox and this
>>176008592
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>>176008898
mega mad crab shits on everybody

>>176008898
Black menace.
I've seen magpies do disturbingly human things with a knife.

>>176008898
probably Xenobio's slimes.
if they get disqualified, mega mad crabs or whatever the scariest thing the miner can pokeball is.

>>176008898
Norris

>>176008898
Me

>be puppy shipped in from centcomm
>tfw save your owner from depressurized rooms multiple times because dogs are immune to zas and can drag

>>176009569
>Dog being superior pets as per usual
That's nice

>>176008898
If Norris is disqualified then Sasha wins easily

>>176010075
>implying Ian can't beat the shit out of Sasha

Personally as a fan of cult I'm a big fan of it being in the rotation twice

>tfw you will never diaper Felicity Rivera

Why live?

>>176008898
Poly in a room full of station bounced radios set to any and all frequencies.

>>176008898
greytide or clown

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>be warden
>hear we got vampires
>wrangle retarded shitter bird mime for doing stupid shit
>brig it
>mommis keep coming into the brig and stumbling around
>nosey bastards following me around while I'm dragging the prisoner, clicking on firelocks, waiting for me stumble into them.
>perma the mime bird for even more stupid crimes like trying to break out and trashing the brig
>random event blows brig doors wide open
>prisoner escapes
>captain dies by being too forward with the vamps both times
>find the captain and have him cloned
>continue to search for the prisoner
>find a trail of broken windows and breaches caused by that shit stain
>eventually find and recapture him
>he breaks his mime vow so we roast him on an electric grille
>captain stuns me, cuffs me, starts to take off my headset
>I manage to yell for help and tell the crew the captain is rogue
>shortly after comms drop
>I get thralled
>turns out everyone got thralled while I was out looking for the mime bird.
>like the entire station was a thrall, from heads to assistants
>get to kill those bastard mommi's on the shuttle with my shotgun
what a round.

>>176009569
I remember dragonbro once spawned himself in as a unique doggo and helped me on my traitor round. We blew up medbay, and dragged puppies to the escape pods to save them. He even wore a hardsuit, though im not sure how he did this

How would you all feel about me coding a little spot for people to upload a picture of their character if they want?

Would be a place to put all these Rinmaru images, and add a little more spice to our server. Essentially just a button when you examine someone that says "Image available" or something, and you can click it if you want to see it.

Admins can easily monitor images uploaded to make sure people aren't putting lewd images for character pictures.

>>176015482
>Would be a place to put all these Rinmaru images
Why do we need such a place?

>>176015482
It's going to be anime, dumb stuff, and extra close-ups of anuses.

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Sending people to TG of all places when they get banned is pretty shitty, why not just let them appeal and have a second chance instead? Only the good players ever actually appeal, shitters that just want to grief never return.

>>176015771
Hi kolith

>>176015732
>anime
Anime on a server hosted on an anime website? What a surprise
>dumb stuff
The game has lots of dumb memes already so this won't change much
>extra close-ups of anuses
Admins should be able to remove flavor text that is 2 ADULT

>>176015771
for a vouch from another server because you broke the rules too many times fuccboi

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>>176015771
I'm impressed you went so far that you'd save the exact same filename for that one.

How different is Bay from /vg/ in terms of role playing? I want to try it but I don't want to get banned on my first try for not emoting lifting a fork while eating a donk pocket.

>>176016212
Hey Carsh, you actually playing on TG or somewhere else instead? Are you playing the same static on your new server? Whats the weirdest thing about TG?

>>176017069
Bay used to be much higher rp than it is now, antags can murder without roleplay and security need to roleplay a lot less when it comes to being in a fight.

You don't need to emote, as long as you talk enough and find excuses to talk to people nobody will care. Just don't try to play the game solo, find reasons to ask others for help or strike up conversations.

Is it possible to have bullets persist across z levels once fired?

>>176017375
And what about stuff like some engineering projects or renovating bar, for example? Do I have to roleplay why I want to do that, getting permission, ask qualified personnel for help?

>>176015771
just go shit up lifeweb

>>176017856
I don't know about that, ask an admin

I'd probably say you aren't allowed to renovate the bar, but I'm not sure

>>176017856
If you're a Bartender, it makes sense IC that you might want to renovate the bar. A nicer bar means more people will drink there, after all. Just make sure that you have authorization as the bar on the Torch is a highly trafficked area and that you gave the character you're playing the necessary skills to actually renovate it.
EX: Last round I was playing as an NT Security Officer and I saw some Miners who were exploring the abandoned area of maint salvage a jukebox and soda dispensers. They renovated the unused spare robotics room and all of this was "above board", so you should be fine. (Although you wouldn't be able to do anything like build rage cages, sadly.)

>>176006868
Mutiny is always a legit option Especially if they're blatantly a shitter greytider or a retard with no grasp on the round types and the role. Try to reason or deescalate with them at first so you can say you tried. If it fails, try to get a couple officers on your side and expect to have to perma and implant the warden too because for some reason wardens are the most likely to be toe the line griefing retards

Just remember, if you mutiny, for the love of god don't kill anyone if you want the least amount of admin fluffing and stay on stimulants with a loyal man to watch your back because they WILL get out by some means and they WILL shoot to kill because they're autistic You are god's hand and you will haul this stations writhing carcass on your back to the finish line kicking and screaming

>>176013407
Clicking the firelocks intentionally is lawbreaking. Just snap draw laser em, pop them out of their mmi and flush em. Next time remember to tracking and chem implant them and if you get down time write up, [sign] and borrow the HoS stamp to send an officer or assistant on a quest to cargo chem/science/mechanics/eng to get a bunch of beakers and finish your quest to get instacrit chemplant chems. Also add it to his record in the minor crime notes so he has both the paper and your records note to verify to any officer why he has a phat sack of murdershit on him. And as usual, warn him and the other retards in view that they aren't to say the big E, big L, or big K words while the FUNMEN are still on V O M I S A. If you actually find a cool dude have him do you a solid and give him a fat stack of benjamins and another order form to verify a bunch of energy gear, combat, weapon, armor, shells at cargo,cyborg exoskeleton/right leg/left leg at robo

Yeah, rambo usually eats shit if they aren't with a battle buddy against a vamp. Even stimulants is a crapshoot. Two will go down like a bitch to a decently fed vemp unless they have an ED-209 or a borg with them

>>176017412
Yeah, you just use the same code bodies and stuff do when they hit z-level transition.

>>176017375
No diagonal movement as a ghost is the worst thing so far.

I'm not banned from silicons there which has been hilarious.

>permanently banned players hanging around the github
Still making me laff

Humans have been immune to ZAS for an entire week and nobody noticed.

>>176017919
>>176018226
Thanks, I guess I'll just stay low, talk to people about useless crap and figure out the mechanics.

>>176018701
you tried this shit in OOC, stop being autistic shadowmech88

>>176018871
I'm just impressed, is all. I thought others might find it funny.

>>176019102
I was clown earlier with no air on the station and was kinda weirded out that I wasn't being ZAS'd, didn't think it was a bug though.

When will it be fixed?

>>176019150
I just fixed it, the fix will take effect the next time the server recompiles.

>>176019102
>>176019175
It's not funny, this shit is what happens when you fucking coders don't fix any bugs because it "isn't yours" and then months later we find out you caused a bug which you never fixed that's been in the game forever.

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>>176015482
Those rinmaru images are the most autistic thing a static can do, and the fact that you want to publish images of your static from an anime dress up game onto your actual in-game character is mind boggling.

>>176019929
In this case the bug wasn't fixed because no one knew it existed because no one reported it.

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>>176015482
please add this!
i'm tired of people not knowing how cute my toon looks, the sprites do her no justice x_X

>>176020174
That's because admins fuck with zas settings all the time

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>>176020386
>That's because admins fuck with zas settings all the time
???

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>>176015482
>hey guys you know those shitty anime portraits nobody but atentionwhore shitters use?
>lets make a system so those people can get laughed at by tying a really low quality girl game site avatar thing to your 32 bit avatar of a spaceman in a space station

This is either really shit bait or this is some advanced autism.

>>176020363
Bait, but cute!

>>176020765
>These players are different than me, fuck these players!

>>176015482
Fuck right off, forever. I bet you're the slime autist too.

>be mime
>objective: kill the janitor
>gear up from the sec checkpoint to help subdue and kill my target
>janitor mommi's himself with the chef's shitty spaghetti
>wew that was easy
>emag a braindead mommi
>can't find active mommis in priavte areas to emag
>go around being a shitter for a bit getting the AI to open shit for me instead of using the emag
>decide enough is enough, time to go home
>set my sights on emagging all silicons (for bodyguards and general shittery) and purging the AI
>started with beepsky in arrivals
>tased and cuffed
>dropped emag
>radiation storm inbound
>nowhere to run, can't scream into the radio, can't PDA AI
>even hulk won't free me from these cuffs
>die
>detective finds me
>fumbles his way through medbay to help me
>try to grab my shit and escape after being cloned but my genetics were all fucked up
>spend forever on the wild ride with the detective and a vox
>start grabbing my shit off the ground and notice my taser is gone from my bag
>attempt the great escape with my hatchet
>get brigged in detectives office
>AI lets me out since the paper and pen wasn't removed from the room
>assume identity of braindead doctor
>move to purge AI as cap changes laws
>AI stops listening to me
>get cuffed and then killed by a borg
I swear I didn't want the round to go on that long guys

>>176020871
>>176015482

Here you go, there's a site called Furaffinity, just make your own group on there and call it "Autistic Furrys"

>>176021049
>trying to emag beepsky

are you retarded? flashes don't even effect that nigger, best to kill him or drag him away somewhere so he won't interfere

>>176021118
>are you retarded?
Sort of. It was my second go at traitor so I didn't know that beepsky would insta-fuck me

>>176021053
>furry
Okay come on anon, whether we disagree on something or not that's just too rude.

>>176015320
corgis can wear engineering hardsuits

>>176021049
I live for stories like this, it gives me, an absolute shitter, hope for the future. One day I'll work up the courage to antag, despite playing this game off and on for over 5 years.

>>176021175
beepers is the best officer on the force anon, apart from that time he plasmaflooded the place

>>176021435
gonna need a story on that one

>>176020704
Airflow push only happens on certain ZAS settings

Should have told my borg not to laser the guy on NT default? He did do a welder bomb earlier and I was also "rogue" because of that ion law. I'm very new at playing AI so I'm unsure.

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>>176021724

>>176021906
P R E P A R E
F O R
J U S T I C E

>>176021906
fucking beepsky

>>176021863
you were just rogue in name

your law about always setting off explosive devices was a lot scarier

>>176021424
>it gives me, an absolute shitter, hope for the future
Your welcome

>>176021435
I know that now, and will remember for future rounds

>>176021863
If you're referring to this round (>>176021049), I didn't welderbomb anything. I didn't even know a welderbomb went off.

>>176022347
>I didn't welderbomb anything. I didn't even know a welderbomb went off.
Somehow the detective's office got bombed, someone called it a welderbomb but I shouldn't have assumed that was you.

>>176021906
YOUR. MOVE. CREEP.

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Lifeweb is up, get in here and sexually abuse child maids!

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>>176022510
It's alright, no hard feelings. I was just going to break out of the brig with my finger pistols and probably get melted by a borg anyways.
I thought that was a nice call on checking my identity when I asked to be let into the brig though.

>>176022510
I'm looking through the logs and I can't find a hint of who actually did it

Why do vox suits look so much better than human ones?
Like the only nice human suits are CE, medical and paramedic. not counting the syndie and ERT/deathsquad ones since they are rare

>>176022916
Also new xenoarch suit looks really nice.

>>176022916
Clashing styles, Deadspace is a darker setting so the suits clash with the lighter ss13 setting.
Vox suits were designed around ss13 so they fit better.

>>176022510
that was a rod, I was observing

>metaclub 6(SIX) times in a row

>>176022289
The funny thing is if by some chance the traitor mime actually had an explosive implant I would be fulfilling that law.

Can I put webm on nanopaper? And how do you put images or videos on paper/nanopaper?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkuM1wSH5hI

UNBAN CARSHALASH

>>176024513
You can put images and videos on nanopaper by putting a URL link to the file into the paper, surrounded by the appropriate formatting tags.

>>176021826
Airflow push happens on the default ZAS preset.
The default ZAS preset is Hellish.
IIRC, any time an admin changes a ZAS or plasma setting or loads a preset, it's globally broadcasted - not just an admin log.

just spent over thirty minutes of my life in medbay/surgery because of some other useless cunt's mistake with explosives

what the fuck am I doing with my life

>>176021049
Hulk gives you a reduced break time

>>176025159
The default ZAS preset can be changed by admins easily

>>176024845
HTML formatting or is there some byond shit made for that?

>>176025741
It's HTML-ish but using nonstandard characters, like [] instead of <>.
There's a Help button you can click on the nanopaper to get a list of the tags and what they're used for.

>>176021906
I
AM
THEEE
LAHW

>>176021118
Nah, it's fun to emag him then he goes around memeing people who you can then go to "uncuff" only to meme them and take them to your succ den

>>176021424
It's not hard. Play eng to learn to build, hack, service telcomms, run scripts, and take things apart. Play med to get basic medical knowledge. Play assistant to learn how to get stuff without access do ghetto med/field medical and comply with sec so they aren't assblasted with you 24/7. Play sci to learn basic bot building and borg interaction. Play sec to get basic combat practice. Play clown for clumsy to get away from your crutches. Congrats, you now know how to get stuff, subdue people with which you can just kill them, and you have a basic grasp on flash the borg and give it the succ. Then just do what you do but flip the people/stuff you target from hostile/antag with peaceful/nonantag. Congrats, you're a 3/5 antag now, just learn to ignore objectives and do shit that makes interaction in the round instead of emag swag your bag/meme pen/emag armory backpack and memeloose and you're 4/5.

quality of life improvement suggestion

in cases where there are zero or only 1 mommi, allow up to two ghosts to become station mommi's by clicking become mommi

>>176025626
Yes, and this will be globally broadcasted. I don't remember seeing it since before Hellish was the default.

>>176026420
No I mean the DEFAULT one that starts when the server is on. An admin could change it at 5am and save it as the default.

>>176026501
Would you like me to search the logs and tell you whether they have?

>>176026597
Are you retarded? I was saying that was why nobody would pay any particular attention to it being off. Not that the admins actually did that.

>>176026814
See >>176020386

>>176026142
are mommis allowed to put positronic brains they made into a mommi body?

>>176026836
Yeah see >>176020174
No one reported it because admins fuck with ZAS settings all the time.

How fucking stupid are you.

>>176026861
Interacting with a living positronic brain would violate the MoMMI's laws.

>>176026892
And I'm telling you that they don't. Would you like me to search the logs and tell you whether this is true?

>>176026935
It doesn't matter whether they do or not, it matters whether people perceive that they do you fucking tool.

>>176026919
that's sad, can't create buddies

>>176026989
You're contradicting yourself. They don't fuck with ZAS settings all the time and people have no reason (beyond your word) to perceive that they do because this is globally announced and logged.

>>176027056
I didn't contradict myself at all

1. People perceive that ZAS settings can be modified by any admin and saved (persisting through rounds) to whatever they want
2. ZAS settings seemingly change
3. Nobody pays it any attention because they know admins have the ability to change ZAS settings persistently

You're just too stupid to understand this

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>>176027056
>>176027139
Jeez shut the fuck up both

>>176026990
>make MoMMI spaghetti
>label it clearly with what it does and how to cure it
>stick it somewhere out of the way
>maybe someone happens on it and actually eats it, maybe not

>>176027209
Why? So we can talk about waifus more?

You're the cancer killing the server.

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>>176027139
Are you too new to have noticed the message that ZAS is changed? It's pretty clear when it happens. People don't perceive that it happens because it doesn't happen.
A more likely explanation is that people just don't bother to report it because ZAS is magic to a lot of people. For instance, people report that if you move way from the airflow, you won't be pushed down and if you have bustanuts in you, you also won't be pushed down.
Both of these are far more likely contributors than "admins did it even though people can tell if admins do it and nobody has ever noticed it."

>>176027332
HOW ARE YOU THIS STUPID

Admins can change the ZAS setting ANY time of day. They can then save it so it lasts FOREVER.

If you are not on at that specific time you will NEVER see it.

This is why airflow pushing was broken for a year and a half and people thought it was just set to off.

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>>176027332
>Are you too new to have noticed the message that ZAS is changed?
What if an admin changes it at like 5 AM when only a handful of people are online to see the message, meaning the majority of players don't see the message?

>>176027332
The bustanuts thing is true, it's due to a very old bug.

>>176027413
They can. They don't. People have no reason to suspect that they can because they don't.
>>176027446
Then that handful of people will still see the message and it will have been logged in case anyone is suspecting the evil admin boogeyman is fucking with their ZAS (because no admin even would fuck with ZAS unless it's for making it worse).

>>176027521
>then that handful of people will see the message

And everyone else will assume there was a handful of people that they weren't a part of. Therefore they do not report the bug.

You are the densest motherfucker on this planet.

>>176027521
>in case anyone is suspecting the evil admin boogeyman is fucking with their ZAS
No one "suspects" that because it's common knowledge that admins fuck with ZAS settings.

When players notice a difference in ZAS, they assume it's due to an admin changing the ZAS settings, hence why no one reported the fact that humans weren't getting pushed by airflow. Anyone who noticed assumed it was the admins' intentional doing.

>>176021906
Is english dragonbro's second language?
Holy shit

>>176026919
Mommi's can turn a posibrain on but they can't do anything with it if it domes to life. Damn shame if you were playing with an intercomm and left it on :^)

>>176027596
Why would they assume an admin has made ZAS less extreme (which doesn't happen) rather than assuming they were somehow going with the airflow (which has been reported to happen)?
>>176027658
Common knowledge? It doesn't happen. Admins have not messed with the ZAS setting in a while. When they have, they haven't saved it as the default.

Why has it gone unreported for ages due to people assuming admin fuckery in this instance but in no other instance of unreported bugs - even ZAS bugs? A lot of people have no idea how ZAS works. A lot more are unfamiliar with the finer details of it.

>>176027945
It ping ponged up and down at admin's whims all the time for years

>>176028050
Strangely this seemed to stop when we moved to Hellish as the default.

>>176028132
>>176027945
What the fuck are you talking about? Airflow was broken for over a year and nobody reported it because everyone thought it was a settings change.
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/11547

This happens with anything that gets set by a config that can be easily changed

But that wasn't unknown until it got fixed because nobody reported it, it went unfixed because nobody could spot how to fix it.
Did you look at the code? It was one line of incorrect incrementing.

>>176028652
Some of the coders may have known about it, but did any of the players?
Did any of them make a bug report?

Or did they just assume it was an intentional change by the admins?

I cant believe our only coders left are the master bug creators shadowmech and dragonbro

>>176029018
Link me to the reports of the bugs I've created and I'll fix them.

>>176029104
I don't know which of those fagtrons you are, but the airflow bug is a perfect example of why you people who only fix "your" bugs fucking suck.

You've caused a lot of bugs but you'll never know because other will end up cleaning up your shit for you, you piece of shit.

>space goose actually got merged

>>176029282
The airflow bug was fixed minutes after it was discovered, I'm not sure how that supports your argument.

>>176029493
"After it was discovered" that's exactly the point you daft cunt.

A bug gets found but no one knows who caused it so it rots until one our actual selfless coders goes and fixes it. You're just coding for yourself you shithead coder.

>>176028875
Why would they assume it was an intentional change by the admins? If anything, they would assume it was an intentional change by the host (who actually was the one who created the bug) or that it was just how ZAS was supposed to be because it had been in the game ever since March 2015.

>>176029565
>"After it was discovered" that's exactly the point you daft cunt.
Are you suggesting that the bug somehow be fixed before being discovered?

>A bug gets found but no one knows who caused it
The airflow bug is not an example of that, I don't know why you're using it in your argument.

>>176022606
which one is slavs though?

>>176029710
No I'm saying attribution of a bug to a coder sometimes never occurs at all, particularly until its fixed because the person who caused it is obscured until someone puts the effort into investigating it.

>>176029770
That's true.
I wasn't suggesting that doesn't happen, I just thought that your use of the recent airflow bug to support that argument was flawed.

>>176029867
How so?

The PR that made it was by Skullyton, the PR that fixed it was by Shadowmech. It's an example of one coder having to fix another's bugs.

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>>176015482

>>176029990
That wasn't because we didn't know who caused it, Skullyton just didn't happen to be online at the moment it was discovered.

>>176029990
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14590
Here's Skullyton fixing one of the attack animation bugs.
They just fix bugs, calm down.

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who is this rinmaru static?

>>176027332
http://ss13.moe/index.php/poll/104

zas is fucking gay
literal and figurative meme inconvenience
deal with that

>>176032130
zas is fine the way it is. he only thing hat needs to change is its godawful stun that lasts for days. just make the stun a bit shorter and its perfect.

>>176032726
Why not reduce the stun time? It'd probably only be a single line to change.

>>176032130
>LINDAfag

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>mfw haven't been banned since the month i was new

>>176032983
>ever being banned
>having any notes

absolutelydisgusting

>>176032809
It would. Check out code/ZAS/Airflow.dm, I think it is

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>>176032983
>mfw I'm permabanned for being mean to an admin's friend on the forum

>>176029331
space geese is a legitimately good addition to the game

>>176033497
the sprite is bad though

>>176033108
My only notes are the first time I played engi I singuloosed. And the second time I played engi.

Oops.

>>176033497
but how?

They pretty much a resprited (badly) space carp that makes a new food dish that will be made once a month at most.

It's only being added because HAHA GOOSE HOOONK memes xD giood one dogbones :3 woof

>>176032867
muh slipp
yuh slipp't
ruh roh
spase

>>176031362
DEAN BASH

>>176032983

My only ban was a weebmin giving me a super short ban for not watching or wanting to watch his favorite annie may

>>176035183
What anime?
What admin?

>>176035317

I don't remember

Ririchyo I think

>>176033545
I like the sprite desu

>>176035905
>le nanoui man
fucking of course he would do that
oy vey

Syndicate bundle only traitor mode WHEN?

>[02:03:07]ADMIN: Nuklearcellphoneg/(Bob Dylan) gave Qbone/(Aryu Ananaime) the objective: There is a secret agent on board. They will make contact with you. The password is La Le Lu Le Lo. Once the password is given, you must assist them.
Why can't admins bus this well anymore?

>>176037189
because players abuse it and admins get tons of backlash from bussing

https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues/14795

>coders can't fix a bug that's been around for months
>call them out on it
>get censored by thought police

>>176038064
serwind you were the biggest admin mistake next to dragonbro

>>176038064
>closed in 5 minutes

Is PJB just refreshing the github every few minutes?

>>176036671
>nanoui
still angry
i was relegated to assistant for MONTHS because anything nanoui just didn't fucking work until i figured out i had to lower ie security settings like what the fuck

>>176038064
how much did they pay you serwind

>>176038274
the bot in the discord updates whenever something is posted on the github.

>>176038274
I think he has an RSS feed that updates every pull or something
>>176038304
nanoUI is such a meme, that shit loves to refresh itself every handful of seconds

>>176033108
>not having positive notes
Hahhahahahahahahaha

Can we remove peg limbs from roundstart?

The only people who ever choose them are people who want to do nothing useful all round; in which case, don't join.

>>176038887
>he doesn't want a station full of unemployable cripples to act as a big PR boost got nanotrasem

How do we improve the quality of the MoMMIs?
A MoMMI is seen as the Autism beast which knows about Engineering and can fix close to everything.
The recent newfriend MoMMIs are really hurting that reputation with their leaving the station in darkness/delaminating SME Setups/Self-Sharding etc.

>>176039675
Have engie lessons made by admins in the test server.

>>176033545
Sprites are easy to update,

>>176039675
Actually have the test server running constantly, and make it reset every hour.

That way you can try over and over to your heart's content.

I've only ever successfully joined the test server once.

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>>176039675
What if we gave mommis a station where they can practice engineering and atmos in without fear or involving with non mommis?

>>176038309
How much did who pay me what?
>>176038256
No

>>176040321
That's already a thing

>>176033108
Getting notes is pretty easy when you actually care about the station and do things that matter.

>>176040490
He's being sarcastic about a solution to the "bad" mommi's already existing

>>176038064
To be honest, my roles only reset every other month.
What are you doing wrong?

>>176040498
I played nothing but security for several months, not getting notes is ez pz

>>176038887
>don't play if you're not a vaguely asiatic laboratory wallflower like me, the best player in the fucking game.

>>176041006
Body bagging the obvious antag and follow space law is a pretty low bar of I did stuff honest.

>>176040321
4011

>>176039675
maybe by enforcing mommibans???????
the solution to almost every single problem with every single silicon role is to actually ban people for disobeying their laws
LOOKING AT YOU ASSIMOV

What happened to all the nice and cute spessboys?


;_;

>>176040465
>ABMIND BAD COD AERH BAD HURRRRR PFFFFFFPTHHHHH ME DUMBIE
>Guys I'm being 100% genuine and am not getting a stipend to act up and delegitimize criticism

>>176043034
Name 3 (three)

>>176039675
>Malf
>Fucking with eng all shift
>Power is dead basically everywhere
>Station time 14:01
>They still haven't just swapped out the cells or put power to grid

>>176043975
MoMMIs aren't allowed to fix power if you are actively breaking it

>the vampire comes to the brig complaining about being murdered by the greyshit

wew lad c'mon

>connection failed.

>>176043628
>sawbones
>Riccardo
>sawbones again

>year is 2561
>everyone is white or asian

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>>176044668

>>176044685

Brown can't into space

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>>176044668

>>176044685
It turned out the white genocide theory was completely wrong.

>>176044779
>reminder that poo in loo nation has a satellite in orbit that is literally called SCATSAT-1

>>176044685
The Mexicans were turned into Vox.
The blacks were turned into skeletons, so that they can be seen in the darkness of spess.

>>176044685
>self-inserting as a black guy

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worth it

I remember a while back people were talking about adding more cults. They sounded cool. One was a machine cult like scp 882. Is that ever going to happen?

>>176045394
What did you do

>>176045458
WHERE IS CLEAN CULT TO SUMMON MR CLEAN?

>>176045394
(MANUAL BAN) Killed someone as a borer, explain yourself on the forums please.


wew lad

so what's this hunter games shit on CM all about

>>176045617
not me.
barely any of my accounts are even listed on the ban page.
I just did kudzu.

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>>176045458

I want bounty hunter job.
Heavily armed, wanted by security, can crawl through ducts, enemy of antag, goal is to capture antags/wanted and deliver to either security without getting arrested yourself, or ejecting them cuffed via escape pod, or cuffed in shuttle.
I don't fucking know.

>>176045863
you can do that as a greyshit Tbh

>>176045863
why wanted by security, I would be overjoyed if someone else validhunted for me and I could relax

>>176046058
cause bounty hunting is outlawed by space law

>>176046058
I just threw that in there for balance, I dunno.
Figured bounty hunters are already outlaws and just as armed as anyone in security. Everyone would want that job.

I dunno, like... Batman?
Only he doesn't get paid.

>>176046237

I think maybe it would depend on the situation whether or not you're wanted by sec.
What if you can't communicate with anyone and you have no choice but to work alone and the only thing you get from security is their wanted list, arrest statuses, and secured communication channels, but it's up to everyone else to figure out whether someone delivered to sec is antag or not.
I'm literally talking out of my ass, does this sound stupid?

>>176046150
Then who is putting the bounties on people?

>>176046549
The HoS has to do something with their money besides order guns from Cargo.

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>>176046549
The real culprit?

>>176046621
>order guns from Cargo.
absolutely haram

>>176046549
another rival organisation. the syndicate isn't one company, its a collection of companies. who says there isn't infighting between them too. Double Traitor exists, don't forget.

the way i see it is if a the bounty hunter is wanted by sec then the kind of people who want that role are validhunters who wouldn't hesitate to obliterate any patrolling officers with no other justification apart from "they can"

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>>176046497
> but it's up to everyone else to figure out whether someone delivered to sec is antag or not
More than enough reason to be wanted yourself.
Wouldn't make admin too happy either if abus-

What if bounty hunter can become antag?

>>176045863
So space ninja? The game mode we've been missing for four years even though every other codebase has it because ??????

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>>176047065
Space Batman

>>176047065
I think it was broken by the time we switched over to baycode and it was never fixed

>>176046726
>ywn play as Discount Dan's corrupt company and have it be your mission to play as a mechanized vending machine to steal as much money as possible.

>>176044091
They do it all the time when I'm traitor. I've had a few bitch in OOC and in the thread when I killed them for it once the round ended

>>176044208
Being legit is the best way to get away with stuff

>>176045863
It's called assistant/Cargonian and jesus christ some of the fights with sec. You know it's gone off the rails when you're changing identities and making supply caches

>>176046549
I've done it as antag before. Was so sad when digitalis ate shit.

>>176046621
>Order 4 secways $2000
>Order 20 energy gear crates $2000
>Order 5 combat gear crates $250
>Order 10 shells crates $200
>Order 5 weapon and 5 armor crates $225
>Order 5 medical crates $50
>Order 1 surgical crate $25
>Order 1-2 monkey cube crates $20-40
>Order 2 Bloodbag crates $20
>Order 2 emergency crates $80
>Order 5 electrical maint crates $75
>Order 20 metal crates
>Order 10 glass crates
>Order 2 pizza crates $150
>Order 10 loyalty crates $600
Then arguably sec barrier crates but cargo and the rest of sec is usually too downy to deal with them for that.I usually have to embezzle the command account when people are busy.

>>176047289
Every nukeops roll having a 1/50 chance to become discount Dan ops when?

>>176047502
Don't use charisma as a dump stat, txt file a bunch of speeches and get the ops on your side. then ahelp.

>>176044818
Who is the Red Ed of ss13?

>>176047502
What do you mean by discount dan ops and be specific. I always wanted to make a greytide op quickset but I'd get shitblasted in github so hard.

>>176047954
You can't be as bad as that guy who put up a revert of all the skellytons nerfs on github

>As a geneticist, made SE injectors filled with good and bad powers, gave them out and got people killed. Said it was a prank and that those who ahelped it were snitches. Try another server honestly.

Yeah... no. It's THEIR fault for dying, he didn't promise it was safe did he??
>pick up "candy" from the floor
>wtf I got food poisoning
>FUCK U CANDY MAKER

>>176048350
No, I just mean that it'd get REEEEEEEEEEEE POWERCREEEEEEEP REEEEEEE'd pretty hard for having a full ghetto kit on go.

>>176048603
You can't give them out. It's one thing if you leave them all over the genetics floor, it's one thing if you bukkake them all over escape it's not okay to give them or lobby desk them

>>176048707
>injecting dirty syringes found on the floor
>blaming any one but yourself for ill-effects

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>Shitter McGarbo

is this name valid by name rules?

>>176049071
yeah

>>176043064
Wat, is everything a conspiracy to you guys? How's pol these days

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>all the best waifus are dead

>>176049008
Can you actually catch shit by using dirty needles?

>>176048707
I see no reason why it would be considered powercreep, but you might get complaints from those who see it as revsquad: the nukening

>>176049495
It's basically this but ghetto tool/weapon edition
Helmet with a tac light attatched
Spare HoS coat/ablative vest/bulletproof/riot suit depending on what you want to get fucked less by
Holster an Egun/laser gun and upgrade it later
Insulated gloves
Magboots with your tac knife
Shove a shotgun or ion rifle on your suit storage

Left pocket has the hailer
Right pocket has an extended emergency o2 tank

Sec belt with: cuffs, flash, flashbang, 9mm pistol, taser, baton, pepperspray

Backpack
Internals box: extended internals, sec gps, corn oil donut, pill bottle of hyperzine
Box of tools
Reload first aid kit with a trauma kit, burn kit, beaker of dexalin-inaprov, kelotane pill, antitox pill, scanner, bicard and upgrade it in downtime
Box of spares: Bola to legcuff faggots, spare cuff, spare flashbang, spare mag or two
Box of misc shit: Mortar, chemwiz/signal ace 2 for a reagent scanner, adv welding goggles, earmuffs, soldering iron
Laser gun/egun and upgrade it later
Scanner

>>176049620
none of that shit is ghetto though, just looted from sec.

Is there a better detective than Mallory Brooks?
Is there a better waifu than Mallory Brooks?
Is there a better player in Mallory Brooks?

>>176050004
>non-antag murder because she wanted to share a pod with shiggy
lmfao

>>176049368
don't patronize me, faggot.

>>176049987
>It's basically this but ghetto tool/weapon edition
I'm not up to spending 20 minutes typing it up

>>176050164
>still can't name one better
Some people appreciate loyalty to their husbando

>>176050245
literally anyone is better, i don't need to list anything

>>176050337
>Loyal
>Cute
>Good at their job
>Played often
>Unique personality
Mallory Brooks

>>176050408
>loyal
they ERP'd on lifeweb with anybody who asked
>cute
they had no personality
>good at their job
they wandered around maint as a detective and got dunked on 90% of the time
>played often
not a good thing, just proves they have no life
>unique personality
no personality is not equal to having a unique one

>>176021278
>say that we are diverse and that we should all be accepted
>feel offended when getting called a furry
Pick one

>>176050529
>they ERP'd on lifeweb with anybody who asked
Liar
>>176050529
>they had no personality
Liar
>>176050529
>they wandered around maint as a detective and got dunked on 90% of the time
Liar
>>176050529
>not a good thing, just proves they have no life
Liar
>>176050529
>no personality is not equal to having a unique one
Liar

Let me guess, you got caught in your precious traitor round by expert detective Mallory Brooks?

>>176050636
How did you know?

>>176050806
Malory Brooks is just THAT GOOD.

Why is it that every waifu apart from Mallory Brooks is just a copy of some girl from whatever anime the lonely nerd playing them watched the other day?

>>176050806
It's always the same slander in the thread from shitters that got dunked on their antag round by the great and only Mallory Brooks

Who is this who is even posting this? Has Mallory even played in the last year?

>>176051206
Maybe it's a permabanned shitter like Morena?

>>176051206
Mallory Brooks sadly stopped playing the day they were unfairly banned for protecting themself and their husbando.

>>176051576
Shiggy, go away.

>>176051206
This >>176051576 pretty much

Killed someone who challenged her like the cahones guy, who then ahelped and they got an instant perma

Mallory was a better detective than Patrick Bateman, shiggy was awful. They're both low on my official detective tier list though.

>>176051576
>unfairly banned
>blocked the entrance to an escape pod with a ripley and then attacked people who tried to get through them to it
>all because they wanted to be alone in a pod with Shiggy
pathetic desu

>>176051879
>challenge them to kill you
>stand still in an attack with big red text that takes 8 seconds toactually do harm
>'got attacked'

So VG was just unrobust? How's that her fault?

>>176051879
Pathetic? More like loyal, something modern waifus aren't.

>>176052070
because she fell for their bait. she literally got robusted ooc. that's an even higher level of robustitude.

>>176052070
search for the ban request on the forum to see the whole story, it's been over a year, just search "catandwet"

>>176051576
>>176051691
>>176051879
what was their ckey? I wanna read the ban reason

>>176052214
they got like a 3 day ban for it. Their ckey is catandwet though, look out for them on lifeweb if you want to ERP.

Green haired Devil, please, answer my PMs...

>>176008898
monky bizness means beeznees

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>>176052387
tell me about the hive?
Why is it on the station?

>>176052214
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=2433&p=9716&hilit=catandwet#p9716
thats the ban request

>>176052738
the fuck is this

>>176052738
Let me guess, was dragonbro (((adminning)))?

Jesus Christ, that round.

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What the hell happened?

>Double Traitor
>Some guy tells his protect target that he is a target, 2/4 agents outed instantly as the target runs to Daddy HoS
>Mechanic gets double machetes and tries to murderbone, fucked almost immediately, outing the last other agent before going braindead
Where is the honor?

>you and your waifu are sharing a pod
>some nerds try to get in
>she drills them to death to protect you
How do you react?

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>>176053425
stuff her

DONT FORGET TO STUFF YOUR WAIFU SILLY

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>>176053425
>waifu
Can you lonely faggots stop this

>>176053425
ahelp "oh shit was that valid?"

Is there any significance to the list of names that appears on the Lightspeed Ship?

>>176055686
I don't even remember adding a list of names. Maybe?

Who knows I mapped that in like 24 hours.

>>176053425

Stare at my feet and smile to myself.

>>176055686
Where was the list exactly?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gSS4h47rLU

>tfw wanted to get into ss13 coding some fun memes but my computer slows to a crawl and can barely fucking use it.

>>176055846
>>176055769
It appears on the ship's command computer mabob at the front.

Every round that I've found the ship the list seems to have different names. Never actually checked to see if they were player characters.

>>176056079
Oh, I'm pretty sure those are a copy of the command readout from roundstart

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Can we stop with the fat shitpost, or we're gonna have plauge and carsh crawling out of the woodwork?

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>you will never bully a fat fetishist away from your autistic space game by posting his fat fetish art in the anonymous imageboard where the game is discussed

>>176056468
>>176056891
The time for fat fetish shitposting is over.

Now it is time for foot fetish shitposting.

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>>176057323

>>176057323
top 3 waifu feet?

>>176058007
Ashe Mallory x3

>>176056891
Hope he never comes back. Literally never did anything good for the server and only served to enable the dregs of the community like carsh and plaguewalker

>>176053478
>>176057974
These would be better if they were cumflation desu.
>you'll never stuff your waifu full with your dick nutriment

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>>176057974
I'm serious stop...

So is the game so laggy it's unplayable today or is it just me ?

>>176059602
It has been borderline unplayable on and off again for the last two months.

>>176059602
>>176059692
>tfw I don't have these problems during deadpop

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>learned roboticist to the point where I can work on my own and take requests
>borg like three people and build two mechs
>"ROGUE BORGS EVERYTHING HAS GONE TO SHIT"
>mfw

>>176059993
>tfw will never get obliterated by your fatfu

>>176058007
Anyone who has to run around all shift.

>You will never take your waifu's boots off after a long shift and massage her feet while you're alone in a pod

>>176060262
So a security waifu?

>>176060167
Put on the firesuit, click your mags, lock them then wrench the console and hide in a space platform

>>176060167
as powergamey as it sounds having an additional console hidden in a secret room isnt too much of a bad idea with 3-4 borgs, but never be too scared to just flash and remove the cell of a borg if someone screams theyre rogue

>decide to play assistant and actually assist for once
>go and meet a atmos tech with a penchant for bombs and flames that somehow managed to think Im a syndie
>teaches me the ropes of one tanks, we share knowledge, end up teaming up with her and another atmos tech and going as a team to the shuttle
Pleasantly surprised, good shit jenifer

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>dizor applied for admin just so he'd get discord admin
>never logged on
>"stepped down" right after somebody exposed him not logging on in the thread
>lost his discord adminship
>left the discord soon after because he couldn't delete posts that offended him for calling his fat fetish disgusting

this is a true story

rip

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>mime asks me to come to my office to arrest him
>Do so, but suddenly bomb
>hunt down the only scientist who was making bombs
>Eventually make my way to science to find out if it was just him since he was stupid enough to blow one bomb then walk around
>huh no borg console, that looks bad
>officer comes by
>pic related
>armor protects me from direct explosive contact
>suck down doctors delight flask
>make my way to medical
>borg lasers me and stuffs me in a bin
>DD keeps me stable as a medbot finds me and applies that extra chem to get me out of crit
>shuttle called and borgs blown in the meantime
>officer that subverted robots and exploded just had a steal and get away objective

>>176060262
>ailsa will never tase and cuff you in a pod before dominating you with their feet on the long journey to centcomm

>>176060503
You have to screw, wirecut the lockdown wire too. It's not uncommon to get a retard to shove a cell in you when you get yanked.

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>"okay, I'm officially chuffed.
so you win, you get nothing else other than the satisfaction of me fucking off from doing requests for anyone ever again.
keep shitting up the thread as you see fit, I hate that I even considered maybe liking you at some point
I'm done with this bullshit, thanks for giving me an out of this goddamn shithole
it's been a real goddamn displeasure knowing you, you goddamn asshole
I ask you
out of respect to not shitpost the thread with stuff I made on request for nsfw areas and you spit in my face and then ask me to make more so you can repeat
I don't even know if you're capable of feeling guilt or realizing you've done something wrong so I leave you with that
good bye and fuck you"

Dizor's last words to me after I exposed him.

>>176060704
I said WAIFU, not MANFU

RETaRD

>>176060669
The best thing in the game is carrying a good medkit

>>176060837
Bullshit plaguewalker, logs and pics or didn't happen.

>>176060334
Medbay too.

Assuming all that blood and crap isn't soaking through their shoes.

>>176060262
it's a date.

>>176060837
>plaguewalker drove dizor to suicide by posting his fat fetish pics to the thread

Is there no end to the stupid drama?

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>>176060837

Can you not bring that shit here.

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>>176060931

>>176061202
what a pathetic cry baby

>hey artist, draw my character
>sure thing fellow player, here's a picture of your character
>wowie gee willikers! I'm going to show this to my friends
>WOW I'M OUT OF HERE

>>176060853
REEEEEE YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS OF OUR PURE LOVE

I HOPE YOUR (((WOMAN)))FU GETS RAPED BY VOX

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>>176061132
This is the closure, and now it's done.

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>>176061202
What a punk ass bitch, good riddance. You are still a prick for doing this though

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>>176057323
>>176058007
>>176060262
>>176060704
This is ex-admin Serwind! He has a huge foot fetish too! Say something nice about him!

>>176059192
>Literally never did anything good for the server and only served to enable the dregs of the community

Lies. We all know the worst dregs of the community are promoted to admin.

>>176061462
The hell did Dizor do though?

>>176061523
I hope he finds a cute waifu with similar fetishes!

>>176061523
that hairline though. Tragic

>>176061523
>no proof this is serwind
>if it is him it's illegal on 4chan as it's doxxing

d-delete this