Dota 2 general /d2g/

i want sheever to put her pink pusy on my face !

>>175448935
first for sheever nips

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1st for timeless poetry

Chances of Sh1t- getting outdrafted by fitjew once again?

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our lads on EG aren't playing until later

who are our guys in this game

when la

>>175448935
why is Purge so handsome?

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why toby doesn't participate in this thing

cringe

Slacks is a god

yooo purge is handsome af wtf

WAS THAT REALLY POKER CHIPS?

>>175449023
Because it's shit.

>>175449023
I don't think the viewers would survive it.

>>175449023
because it would be too obvious when all the quotes are about how he wants to marry traxx

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GIVE OUR BOY YOUR ENERGY

TorteDeLini is the saviour of sub 4k dota t b h

Who the hell is this guy?

>>175449076
if anyone deserves it its sumail after carrying artour the whole event

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>gulagians just now learning about the script

csgog is literally lightyears ahead of this thirdie infested shithole

>>175449076
since when is his jawline that defined wtf has he lost weight? hes so cute, CUTE!

YAY 3 MORE HOURS OF SLACKS SO THEY CAN EXTEND THE EVENT LONGER!!

ewww

cringe

>>175449115
All six of you must be proud

>this guy correcting people chilling around
Wowtism.

>>175449023

tubby has terminal autism which hurts the audience upon display

t. viewer of eu qualifier hub for whatever ti that was way back when

>people actually think TorteDelini guides are good

>>175449106
some dedicated hero guide maker

GOtard here

are all DOTAnerds this autistic?

like what the fuck is wrong with u queers??

>>175449129
/thinspo/ artour best artour

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Why's d2g get so triggered when EG wins?

>>175449174
They're better than Valve's battle fury bounty hunter guides

>lol just rush ahgs with CM

/d2g/ in a nutshell

how is slacks so energetic and barely lose weight

>>175449174
They're about as good as a guide can get.

>roaming OD
the gulag is in kiev

>>175449174

litrly hu?

autistic dotards

>>175449210
>not playing Carry BH since 7.0 talents made him OP.
Your loss mah boi.

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>>175449214
F R E E

F R O S T B I T E

>tortedelini
>(barely) 3k hero guide maker who just copies the builds pros use
>reddits favorite guru
>gets airtime over the pro players
holy shit i need to start whoring myself out to get on tv

i just got here can i get the rundown of all the cute slav sluts from the crowd

>>175449239
They are cookie cutter as fuck.

>>175449214
this is same guy who complains about slark being broken

How is Dota 2 so insanely gay?

>roaming OD

now I know what to do when I random this boring pierce of shit

>>175449250
Haven't played since 7.0 because I'm too lazy to relearn everything again

Max is fucked up

>>175449283
Which is the point of a general guide

TORTELLENI BEST SEGMENT YET

WHY HASN'T ANYONE KILLED SLACKS YET

>>175449268
whoring yourself huh?
*unzips dick*

why the fuck is this tortillablini groping all the guys the interview

does he want the 2k dotaboypussy?

Holy shit this just turned savage.

CRIIIINGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*breathes in*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>gender confused beard

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GENDER CONFUSED FACIAL HAIR

what the fuck is this

>>175449174
i actually started using them because i didnt play for like 6 months+ and 7.0 released

A V T I S M
V
T
I
S
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jesus fuck what's wrong with ya'll

more cringe than my high school anime club

>>175449368
wait your dick literally has a zipper on it?

Are they just going around and insulting random viewers? LMAO

do people actually still give a fuck abotu dota lmao

why did they make so unnecessary changes

wow... . so this is dota

haHAA

>>175449305
u

cringe.

>>175449405
iz like tf2

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>flaming lisping homo putting reaching out and putting his hands all over every man they talk to

this is the best slacks segment ever
btw, why are all homos full of uncontrollable lust for every swinging dick in the room?

>>175449197
rtz and sumails attitudes.

>>175449401
yours doesnt?

any dotards in las vegas?
i wlil literally blow anyone right now, im so lonely
it will give you something to do instead of watching this shit

>>175449402
every russian deserves to get insulted

>>175449405
to make people complain about it 24/7 then come back in droves once it's fixed by buffing everyone.

>>175449481
i'll ask when it's penis inspection day

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What part of being gay gives you a lisp

Slav crowds are based

American crowds are 100% bronies or other fucking nutjobs.

Can we stop giving NA events?

>>175449482

are you a cute girl (male)?

REMINDER BECAUSE CHINKS DIDN'T WIN EXPECT A BALANCE PATCH NERFING ALL WESTERN PLAYSTYLES

This is the worst major so far, simply because slacks had more segments than ever before.
This whole tournament had more slacks meme time than actual games. How do we get rid of him dotards?

>>175449482
what's your favourite hero and what items do you go

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can i atleast have a thread without gays on it? just one time!

TIME TO WATCH SOME SUMAIL DOTES!

https://twitter.com/mousesports/status/858361134046380034
DOTARDS?

You suddenly receive Icefrogs personal email and phone number.
What do you do guys?

>>175449530
reddit loves him too much
i love him getting bullied out of mafia games

>>175449523
im ok but im 6 feet tall ):
>>175449534
carry lich
carry aa

>>175449548
/ourguys/

>>175449518
its because gay isnt a real thing, they are just extreme sexual deviants and behaving / talking like the other gender is just another twisted kink

>>175449548
he looks like one of those mentally deficient people

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>>175449535
>rose
>"fuck me"
>no gays allowed

>>175449459

u'd pretty much fuck almost any girl who was willing right?

thats cause dick wielders are manwhores and wimmin are designed to be gatekeepers

now imagine that instead of targeting gatekeepers you are targeting fellow manwhores but instead of doing so with the gatekeeper mentality you are also a manwhore dickswinger

BAM

dick swinging chaos

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>he does not even have sovereignty
>he's subservient to a political union

OUR BOYS ARE PLAYING

just woke up, when's iG vs EG?

>>175449641
LOL

>>175449587
get out of here fag

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>>175449548

>no conrad
YES
YES
YSESYESYESYESYSE

>>175449587
You're too big to be a girl.

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>an hour of slacks and "analysis" between every series

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>>175449641
Right after Secret Vs. Liquid

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>>175449519
You think this is a brony or nutjob?

This is /d2g/'s finest

GUYS WILL THERE BE A NAGA OR AN ALCHEMIST THIS GAME? FUGGGGG :DDDDDD

I fucking hate the reddit invasion of /d2g/

is redeye gay

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>>175449623
dicks EVERYWHERE

>>175449670
oh no you called me a fag!
>>175449707
ye life is cruel ;_;

>>175449729
he's married and has kids, so probably not

>>175449683
kek
why do girls ask for this?

FUCK WHY IS IT ALWAYS OG THAT BLOCKS EG'S WAY TO THE GRAND FINALS? THIS ISN'T FAIR

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there's literally one (1) Na born player in this major right now

and his name is sahil arora.

show respect, send energy.

>>175449505

but i havent played since before they changed all that shit and i dont think i will again desu

i'm enjoying theeban on panel more than i thought i would

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even reddit doesn't like conrad, hopefully we will never see him again

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>https://pastebin.com/vzfuE6GF
>Patrick Swayze's Ghost: you have to understand i've been playing video games for almost 30 years

Holy fuck all this time I thought he was just some underage shitter who would inevitably grow up and look back and cringe, I didn't know he was a genuine failure at life

wish i was gay i bet life would be so much easier

>>175449723
EG should be enough of a quality team to get away with banning naga+alch first phase

>>175449771
Pakistan>India
Faggot.

I unironically think that notail is one of the best carries of this major
He's so used to being underfarmed and playing from behind that he's unaffected by this "fuck the carry" meta
who would have known that being absolute trash would be clutch

>>175449774
everyone loves tumblr guy! :D

>>175449772
>but I haven't played
Good, the playing pool already has enough cancer.

cringe

>>175449623
>u'd pretty much fuck almost any girl who was willing right?

no, i have standards. even if i didn't have standards, id still have enough tact to contain myself

this homo is absentmindedly reaching out and grasping at other dudes chests, like hes some kind of wild animal

>>175449759
>married
not anymore

we'll be cheering for /ourguys/ OG right guys?
guys?

>>175449801
fuck off osama

>>175449790
i was talking to pat in a quake thread recently, he said he played next to no dota these days

>>175449843
reddits the other tab

>>175449774
same I'm not sure if it's because conrad is useless or the fact that he's very good at expressing his opinions

TIME TO FIND OUT WHO'S THE BEST OFFLANER

UNIVERSE OR S4?

HYPE

wtf OG are a bunch of manlets lmao

Do you guys think redeye knows something about Dota now?
Does he watch the games?

CAPTAIN CRITO

>>175449843
>/ourguys/
correct, we're cheering for eg

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>if cr1t can win the draft

captain cr1nge

>>175449548
>>175449683
anyone have black^ signing GG?

>>175449884
its s4 and its not even close

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reminder that both of these teams are reddit and by claiming either of these teams as "our guys" you are reddit

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>if captain cr1t can we the draft
every time

Dear EG please cleanse the meta of this cancerous illusion spam shitters.

I just want artour to finally win something or OG to not win again desu

>>175449850
I guess the blogposting last thread might be someone being an epic trole

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>if captain crit can win the draft
everytime

>>175449801

he's 100% american, retard

also, india > pakistan. pakis can't play games

>>175449764
they want more than an autograph

time for /ourguys/ to btfo shartour and his companions

>>175449878
yeah i think it's the contrast to conrad being gone
i hated that fucker at the summit, mafia lans, and wherever his fat chink spic ass went

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THAT FEEL WHEN BOTH THESE TEAMS ARE MY BOYS SO I DON'T ACTUALLY CARE WHO WINS
>THAT FEEL WHEN BOTH THESE TEAMS ARE MY BOYS SO I DON'T ACTUALLY CARE WHO WINS
THAT FEEL WHEN BOTH THESE TEAMS ARE MY BOYS SO I DON'T ACTUALLY CARE WHO WINS
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B L E E D
L
U
E

Is they'd better shine sumails shoes for carrying them through this game.

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CAN CAPTAIN SH1T WIN DA DRAFT???

Team ADDERALL (North America)

versus

Team RITALIN (European Union)

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>>175449884
Old A S4 > EG Universe > OG S4 > Secret Universe

get your USAs ready

>>175449930
nu-EG will only be our guys if they're facing OG. Other than that, no.

>>175449884
>offlaner who won TI
>offlaner who won TI as a mid player not even offlane
hmmmm I wonder who

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God give Sumail strength to carry Shartour to victory, Amen

>>175449980
ritalin is shit

>>175449960
he's also very articulate
aui is sperging a lot in comparison

>redeye openly discussing the script
FIRED

>>175449954
sumail is paki you daft cunt

>>175449936
This.
They're both cancer.

>>175449950
>someone being an epic trole
who knows what you weirdo's do in these generals

daily reminder that rtz and cr1t are not /ourguys/

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LIQUID MIRACLE SPOTTED GIVING DRUGS TO SUMAIL
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>>175449884
This is correct answer >>175449927
Universe got exposed once nu-eg was formed. He's pretty solid but he's not nearly as good as people made him out to be. Considering s4 is fairly fresh on offlane still his performance is damn impressive

I'm sorry gentiles, it's already over.

>>175450052
RTZ is my guy though. FUck you

sh1t can fuck off, and so can the rest of EG desu

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ITS HIS TIME

>>175448737
we can arrange something if you tell me where you live

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>>175449936
well said

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REMINDER TO NOT CHEER FOR OG SO THEY CAN WIN THE INTERNATIONAL 7
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>>175449916
>if zai draft the game

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I wanna take a fucking lawn mower to 1437s hair

>>175450052
the most redpilled way is to cheer for Sumail and Universe, carrying on True-EG's legacy,while recognizing that Shartour and Sh1t as shitters that get carried

What's the script this time?
What would maximise valves profits?

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>>175450060
sumail doesn't want addy that only kicks in 20 minutes into game 2

>>175450112
You mean can't

major curse is strong

MAY ALLAH (PEACE BE UPON HIM) LET OUR GUYS EVIL GENII SMITE THE CRUSADERS FOR THE ATROCITIES THEY COMMITTED AGAINST OUR PEOPLE

>>175450052
If rtz isn't our guy then zai isn't either due to their similar history

universe and sumail are our guys currently

I bet OG don't even pick naga against EG

>>175449936
>thirdies false flagging the western teams

tfw AU and get to shitpost both sides of NA vs EU

>>175450052
you dont speak for me :)

>>175450082
hes so bad at competitive dota though.. do you just enjoy watching him whine in pubs while spamming nigger music?

>>175450093
can i get in on this

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Oh boy, I bet this thread is gonna be great and not filled with shitty NA vs EU "banter", right guys?

>analysts bending over backwards trying to not blatantly say OG is shit without TB naga or alch

>ana was kicking your ass in aussie pubs 5 years ago
>he was 12 years old
end me

n0tail is /ourguy/

also Wenger out

is ana our guy?

>>175450153
there's still a non-reddit western team remaining and it is VP, shoo shoo reddit

THE SCRIPT HAS CHANGED

OG WILL LOSE BUT WILL DO BETTER THAN 13TH AT TI

>>175450201
Sure, are you eu?

>sumail outclassing ana in all stats
Rtz better shine his shoes for this shit.

I dislike both teams but I'd rather see cr1t lose because of how smug he is

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SHARTOUR

>>175449884
It's old eleven lol

>EG or OG plays
>Shitposting ramps by 200%

Every time

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>>175450157
Don't out our secret mate

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>>175450012
Correct flag

>>175450126
>the most redpilled way is to cheer for muslim sandniggers
What did /pol/ mean by this?

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>syed sumail hassan
>NA doto

every. single. time.

>>175450221
t. vladinovsky dragunov

>>175450220
>cries when doing bad
yes he is

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>>175450221
>VP
>not thirdie

>>175450206
A DIFFERENT STYLE

>>175450227
na ):

time for EG to get cheesed by bigdummybl0wfail naga cancer

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DAILY REMINDER: OG is not /ourguys/
>DAILY REMINDER: OG is not /ourguys/

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>>175449683

>>175450270
They'd better shine his shoes for carrying NA dota on his back EVERY SINGLE GAME

>if one of them is having a bad game is that the team having a bad game as well?
Ana sucks lol

I unironically think there are at least 5 people not at the major who OG could replace him with and be better
They might like that he's a kid tho, probably listens to a lot more calls, which I suppose is an asset

>>175450258
A

>>175450263
>hates jews
>hates gays
>wants women subjugated

/pol/ are muslims obviously

>>175450128
Well OG won last major and they could make a lot of bux off the cool angsty teenager EG iteration, so my bet is for OG first game and EG comeback through Universe void and Sumail qop

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>>175450204
>get assblasted about his inferior background and shit nation
>gets this triggered by banter, the core essence of the four chins and why we're here

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READY YOUR USA SPAM BOYS

OURGUY ARTOUR IS GONNA WIN THIS

>>175450221
>Cheer for the literal thirdie team
Alright Ivan

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>>175450270
>Saahil aurora
>US
classic

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1ST BAN NAGA

KIKES IN GIGASUICIDEWATCH

>>175449683
>kuro talking to pupper
;_;

>no Naga or Alc

Thank you based God.

>Naga/Alch bans
Is Sh1t learning?

>>175450339
>lebanon is still among us

>ban naga
>ban alch

O U R
U
R

G U Y S
U
Y
S

>>175450313
badass

wish Na'Vi would git gud again

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Who was in the wrong here?

EG better shine sumails shoes for this.

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Guys our guys just had their heroes Naga and Alch banned.
How do we win this?

OG BETTER SHINE S4S SHOES AFTER THIS ONE

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>>175450386
the game and thread are not dead for like 4 times a year

majors and TI

no losers bracket

how will EG lose the first bo3 then win in the finals?

>waste 2 bans for 2 of the 3 illusion heroes
>OG pick the other one

are EG retarded?

>>175449950
well hes in the client right now so i think he is the one actually posting

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>tfw can pretend as a burger when EU loses
>tfw can pretend as a yurocuck when NA loses
fellow cunts ww@?!

>>175450380
he got the CEO's memo

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>1st ban Naga Alch

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEE

I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES

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>banning Naga and Alch
THIS ISN'T ALLOWED! VALVE NEEDS TO BAN THESE FUCKERS FOR LIFE! HOW DARE THEY DO THIS AGAINST /OUR GUYS/? DISQUALIFY OG NOW!

>insta naga/alch ban
sh1t with a GOD-TIER start

>>175450339
I'm from eu you inbred snagglethooth, and
>d2g
>banter
Yea, no. It's just shitty "EU/NA IN FLAMES" and EU/USA spam, it's like twitch chat except twitch chat actually manages to be funny every now and then

>>175450449
Pick the remaining illusion hero. TB.
Ayyyyyy lmao jewing intensified

why is zai so cute

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>>175450420
Why did LD want to piss on him?

500 MMR AMA

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>>175450480

Now that the chinks got btfo, I don't even care who wins.

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>>175450357

UNIVERSE IS AMERICAN, AMERICAN!!

>can't get Naga/Alch
>get Terrorblade

It's an OG picks illusion heroes episode

>>175450517
Jerax is cuter

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>>175450274
>>175450282
>>175450346
rather cheer for a thirdie team than literal reddit teams ;^)

>>175450521

dOTABUFF?

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>>175450480
Wouldn't miss it for the world

>treant
its over

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>>175450480
>>175450157
>>175450257
>being a thirdie

>it's an OG picks illusions episode
>it's an EG picks magnus spectre and warlock episode
jesus CHRIST

>>175450420
>ayesee will never chastise you with his golden radio voice

>>175450420
>Ayesee stomping in the background

Did he get cucked out of the scene?

"We aren't just the illusion team. We have more strats than that." -Flyberg Shekelstein, 2017

god damn I want to tie that Meepo girl up and slowly stuff my penis into her butt if you know what I mean

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>this picture is still relevant after years

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>it's a teamfight meta

>Terrorblade vs Spectre
who wins

>ban Naga
>ban Alch
>pick TB
It's over my dear gentiles

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>overrated garbage picks TB

WOOOWW SO ORIGINAL

gotta say
great crowd
great games

besides the production issues great tourny so far

>>175450618
>her

>>175450558
>would rather cheer for a thirdie team
Sorry, you must be german then

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>banning zeus ever

>>175450480
Theres actually AUS players in this game?

aussie bros where at?

>>175450558
Would be really pleased if VP wins, I think it'd be super badass if they won at a CIS event

man i fucking HATE when they show the crowd because i get super lonely seeing all these cuties enjoying dota

wish i had one>>175450625

Is this patch

dare I say,

good?

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>RP into fatal bonds into rock into upheaval into everything else aoe

script is going to be "OG groups up for a gank or rosh and gets 5 man wiped into lost rax"

>>175450628
>expected garbage picks spectre

WOOOWW SO ORIGINAL

>EG got magnus
I think they got game one. That hero is just way too strong in pro dota atm.

both these teams have a 20 hero pool what the fuck can we go to the finale already

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>tfw thirdie rooting for EG because hate jews

I'm gonna be rooting my Russian brothers next game tho, but gl to Sumail

>>175450642
nah just an american that hates nu-EG

>tfw won't be able to watch the best series of the tournament

a-at least i can watch the highlights, r-right?

>ban naga alch first

looks like captain sh1t has won the draft

GUYS!! How do I stay awake?!?

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Go Artour!!

how hard will mk be nerfed after this major?

>>175450571
Nice bait you lower class scum

t. NZfag

>>175450716
let me tickle u

>>175450716
fap

>regular games are full of unchecked gameshitters
>get in LP from reports after beating them
>it's as friendly and fun as normal queue should be

leddit will defend this

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>>175450571
>Be aus
>don't have to deal with peruvians
>dont have to deal with russians
>SEA get too high ping to play
>Nothing but anglos and chinks battling it out

Why would you live anywhere else

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_GsoDOuqD8

>>175450716
come suck my cock

Who wins?

I wonder if OG are going to throw the qame with an arc warden pick?

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>>175450729
enough to join JUST club
though he has like 35% winrate while being 3rd most popular hero

>ban naga + alch
>og pick tb
>ban naga + tb
>og pick alch
>ban tb + alch
>og pick naga
how do you win this?

>>175450716

caffeine your shit up

>>175450761

>play same 10 people over and over again cause the server population is so low

what a fantastic experience

>falling for the MK meme

Dragon Knight

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>>175450801
I'm up for it

>>175450748
you want to sleep after you fap though

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>>175450761
>gameshitting

>shit spirit

GG EG WINS GO NEXT

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>>175450727
please don't shitpost with Momiji

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was browsing r/dota2 earlier (inb4 leddit gtfo) and noticed more than half of shits there is regurgitated from d2g
It's official now, d2g is the new r/dota2
we really do need a purge

>>175450821
This is only a problem if you're good enough to get to 5k+

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>>175450812
Ban 2 and pick the other?

>>175450716
go out for a run
get your heart pumping

>>175450820
I don't think my heart can handle anymore.

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give me the cs for sumail and ana at 10 minutes

>>175450812
ban 2 of them and then first pick the other

arthur can play naga well enough

>>175450850
>frogposter
>goes to reddit

Don't come back next time

eg getting overgrowth + egg'd
stealing ppd's old meme

>qop
>ember

two shit heros

why
why did bad heros when you could................ pick.... good........ ones...................

>>175450801
You bet your ass they're gonna pick an arc warden this series, Fly said in an interview that Arc Warden was not the reason for their loss in their games, even though Arc was the only constant in those losses. They somehow still believe in it.

>>175450480
Roight here lad

>arteezy as a teenager
>no acne, clean face
>arteezy at 20, almost 21
>literal pizzaface

how does this happen? is he just a super late bloomer for puberty?

Who should fluffnstuff kill?

Rose for his hair or fly for his drafts?

>>175450850
>now

stay on reddit

fag

lads, watch f1 and come back and shitpost the team that lost or stick around?

>Spurs sign

For what purpose

>>175450930
qop haven't lost a game yet
you are right about ember though

>>175450850
The cleanse starts with you

>>175450986
hot new meme

cross sport shitposting

look for a real madrid sign at TI

>>175450945
he is but a boy

>>175450979
>F1

I see the appeal of lots of sports, but not F1. The cars are all too good for it to be exciting.

>>175450945
>tfw you're a late bloomer
going to be 20 soon and my face is spotty af, can't even grow a beard to hide it

wtf

>super hype upsets
>no lower bracket meme runs
>final four teams are the best four teams
>one semi is the two most fanatical non-English speaking regions that each have their own culture
>other series is from the English speaking Dota community (not to say English is the major language for Yuros, but Amerilards/Canadians and Western Yuros share communities)

Could a tournament be any more based?

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>>175450849
Here's your (You)
Don't reply to me ever again

>zai

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>american team
>not a single american playing

uhh nadotards???

>Zai

>EG already throwing

>zai is good

this team is literally just Sumail and Uni

>>175450979

m8 F1 isn't for a while yet

>>175451029
5%bp + moisturizer

Roaccutane

Is skrff the only survivor from gdstudio?

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>the son of magnus, not playing magnus
uhhh....dotards?

>I'll jump over that tree to flee!
>oh shit, it was treant

>zai literally got paid off by (((OG)))

>>175451029
did you have a tiny dick up until now?

Who's the better qt, Zai or Jerax?
Which one would you rather cuddle with?

>>175451061
>A bunch of immigrants forming together to kick Europe's ass
Name one thing more American

>zai investing in enemy networth for mid-late game returns
literally just as calculated

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>>175450850
Here's one, if you need more just ask