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Police brutality edition
>New Nexus challenge for D.Va and Genji skins (new D.Va skin, same Oni Genji skin)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv2t9lwC7lk

http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/nexuschallenge20/

>Official Uprising event website
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/uprising/

>When does the event end?
May 1st.

>Loot item checklist
https://js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/UPRISING_2017

>Latest Comic
http://www.madefire.com/motion-books/OVERWATCH-UPRISING/

>Event video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpGrY9i8TSA
>Story video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5wDV8x6w7s

>Developer update video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGpQtWoasMs

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753818008

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Tips/tricks/basics/etc.
http://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

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>>175305364
it looks like there's a face on the mech in the thumbnail
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WHEN does this skin come out?
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my wife
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>>175305597
Our wife
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:3
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>d.va will never pepper spray you
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I love playing elapsed time simulator!
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So when do I have to start playing HotS in order to start working towards getting the D.Va shit? Got Oni last time, don't care about the 10 lootboxes.

And you can only do PvP this time around, yeah? Can't just play x amount of games vs AI to get the rewards?
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Here comes T.Racer!
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GeeGee!!
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>>175305674
you need to play 5 games vs AI or people in the next three days or you need to play 10 with people next week
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>33%
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Mommy!
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I don't get why people call me try hard for maining high skill heroes, I just like the rush/intensity of it and the game weight on my skill plays
Sometimes my hands are kinda shaky after a great tracer game, it's awesome
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>>175305295
I'll admit I just ended up afking on my last two games because I gave up.

However there's really nothing you can do as Ana if your team just keeps running off to die one by one. I mean what am I going to do, try to get picks? That would just lower my MMR even more.
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>>175305972
communicate and stop making excuses for poor play gold is a good fit for you if you get so tilted in a game that you just stop trying
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Redemption when?
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Posted in the last thread but I think it's still important to discuss

> Out of curiosity, for those of you who are Masters+, what do you consider good game sense? I feel like I have passable mechanical skill, but my game sense is in the toilet. Can you give examples, specific or otherwise, of things people with good games sense do, and things people with bad game sense do? Or don't do?

>>175304959
aside from basic shit like positioning and awareness (ie: turning the fuck around when someone is blowing up your healers) the most important thing i see in Masters+ is proper ult management.

In lower ranks you see people wasting ults all the time, either by using them on an already lost team fight (don't pop ults when you're already down 1 or two players) or using them on an already won team fight (don't fucking ult when you've already killed three of their teammates and your whole team is alive).

Along with that, people in higher ranks generally have a good idea of what should be happening and when it should be happening. That's why there's a sort of inside joke about GM/top 500 people not using their headsets. After a certain rank most players know how teamfights should proceed and it becomes more about execution and mechanical skill

Of course, in higher ranks those mistakes get capitalized on much better than in lower ranks so it kind of evens out. For instance, if someone gets picked off early on defense, it's almost always going to end with the offense capping the point. In lower ranks you see a lot of people not taking advantage of a 5v6 and not knowing when/how to push effectively.
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Best girl, best primate, best friends
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>>175306043
Tracer will help her with determination and the power of love.
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>>175305849
Genji is not high skill, the hero is inherently slippy as fuck and every retard knows to dash sky-high when popping his ultimate.
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>get potg as roadhog
>did not use the ult

New player here is Roadhog in the meta? He is super fun to play
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Guys lets make a character with
>self healing that doesn't stop all actions
>only character that can run
>literally an aim bot
>range
>high fire rate
Wait something's missing. Oh right, let she give him stupidly high damage. But he's still missing burst damage, let's give him an ability with it
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I don't remember the last time I killed more than one person with Rip-Tire
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>>175306179
> landing projectiles while jumping around is not high skill

Sorry you haven't learned how to play Winston yet, but genji is pretty hard to use effectively when people pick heroes that counter you and/or can actually aim and kill you
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>>175305812
Wrong, faggot.

>Quest 1: Oni Genji, April 25

The first quest is the first step in the Nexus Challenge. You'll have to play five games of Versus AI, Quick Match, Unranked, or Ranked with friends.

Rewards:

Heroes of the Storm: Oni Genji Spray, Icon, Banner, and Orochi Cycle Mount

Overwatch: Oni Genji Skin, Portrait, and Spray

>Quest 2: Police D.Va, May 2

The second quest features the skin everyone's after - the new Officer D.Va skin. Appropriately, the quests also begin to scale in difficulty starting with the second, as Versus AI matches no longer count towards the quest. You have to play with a friend in Quick Match, Unranked or Ranked.

Rewards:

Heroes of the Storm: Busan Police Hovercycle Mount

Overwatch: Officer D.Va Skin

>Quest 3: Officer D.Va Accessories, May 9

You'll again need to complete five Quick Match, Unranked or Ranked matches with a friend and you'll be rewarded with Officer D.Va accessories in both HotS and Overwatch.

Rewards:

Heroes of the Storm: Overwatch Nexagon Mount, Officer D.Va Banner, Portrait, and Spray

Overwatch: Officer D.Va Spray and Portrait

>Quest 4: Loot boxes, May 16

The last quest again sees you playing 5 matches in Quick Play, Unranked Draft or Ranked and you're finally finished.

Rewards:

10 Overwatch Loot Boxes

10 Heroes of the Storm Loot Chests, 1 rare chest

You can access the Nexus Challenge by heading over to the Blizzard Launcher and clicking on the Heroes of the Storm icon. But if you can't access Heroes at all because you don't have a PC, don't fret - Oni Genji and Officer D.Va will eventually be added to the standard Overwatch loot boxes.
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>>175306039
But I do communicate. What can I do if I tell a S76 to group so I can ult him but he runs away and gets killed by a Junkrat 20 times over the course of the round?

There's a reason why the MMR of support pros are all lower than their associates on average even when duoqueuing.
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>team gets completely shredded by a Soldier 76 becuaae he's getting pocketed by Mercy the entire game
Who the fucked approved his buffs?
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>>175306179
His shuriken were a bitch to learn, I still consider him, tracer and ana high skill, especially ana with her sleeps
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>>175306043

Widowmaker's story is genuinely really sad. I really hope that the characters evolve over time and I hope she gets her redemption story eventually.
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>Lose 5 pick up comp games
>Each one does well at the beginning then goes to absolute shit
>Lower and lower my rank falls
Anybody else getting this?
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>>175306480
lmao just kill the mercy L:^_
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>>175306421
>as Versus AI matches no longer count towards the quest
How long does it take to throw a match in HotS?
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>>175304959

-knowing when the team fight is over. If you just lost both healers and the enemy only lost their winston you need to back off or jump of a cliff, whichever is faster. Also, if you're running to anything but a contested koth point and your entire team isn't already there you're fucking up. Group up.

-knowing when to hold ults and when to use them. Ults are to be used at the start of a fight, not the end of them (excepting rez), you want to use them for a quick and decisive strike. You also want to coordinate ults with your team, if your Zarya is at 80% and Tracer uses their pulse bomb Tracer just fucked up.

-knowing your role and position in the team and knowing what the team's win condition is. If your team has a rein and a hog and direct damage dealers you all need to be in a big clump focusing down the enemy shield first so you can shit damage on them from relative safety. If your team has a winston and a zarya/dva and flanking offense you need to dive and converge on key targets and quickly kill them to steamroll the enemy. Tanks initiate, DPS sweep up, everyone needs to work together.

-it's not quite game sense but not tilting is a huge point of distinction between diamond and masters. In diamond when one player locks hanzo or a team fight that should've been won was lost, or an ult was wasted etc., etc., everyone gets angry and assumes the game is lost and stops playing at 100%. In Masters and above, I've noticed, people stay calm and group up and either try again or swap heroes for a different strategy.

-Target priority. If you know that mercy has rez and you're shooting at the hog in front of her you're fuckin' up.
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just prestiged for the 1st time and from level 1-2 is still 20k XP

i thought it was 2k xp?
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Third time I've gotten that new Zenyatta Highlight intro in an Uprising Loot Box. This isn't fair.
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>>175306521

SR? Who are you mostly playing as?
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A lot of people want a story mode to come to Overwatch. How would this even work?
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>>175306512
She will get her redemption in the form of a self inflicted gunshot wound to her temple
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>>175305364
>May 1st.

This is inaccurate.
Read the patch notes for Hero's of the Storm
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20721900/heroes-of-the-storm-20-launch-notes-april-25-2017-4-25-2017

> be sure to complete your quests before May 22, 2017.
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>>175306648
They changed it so that it was flat for everyone, so that people couldn't take advantage of it for Holiday Loot Boxes.
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>>175306213

Some people think he is broken and cry when they get hooked for being out of position.

Not sure if he's meta because I avoid comp like the plague but he sure is fun as fuck to play.
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>>175306786
That's referring to the Uprising event, retard.
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>>175306421
you have to do week one even if you already have the genji skin which is what he asked, or else you need to do 10 matches in week 2
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>>175306786
Uprising you ding dong
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>>175306685
Depending on who the groups pick, pharah, rein or ana
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>>175306726
Probably the only way she can be happy again. But she will probably just get her revenge on Talon then retire to Annecy near her husband's grave.

>>175306152
I doubt WidowTracer will be canon. Especially now that tracer has a gf and they didnt know eachother before widow got blue'd.
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>>175306839
>he fell for the "out of position" meme

Yeah in a teamfight I can get hooked behind my rein and oneshotted while the roadhog runs off into a corner to self heal
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>>175306726
Knowing this is blizzard they'll probably reveal Gerard was actually alive or something.
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>>175306512
So that what? She can become the vegeta of overwatch? I prefer her as she is but then again character development is nice
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>>175305718
what the fuck
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>>175306213
>>175306839
>>175307101
Roadhog is in meta though not as prominent as he was before hook 2.0 and the ana nerfs. He's still a good off-tank in most team comps.

He's also suffered at the higher ranks because now DVa can counter his hook combo even more effectively than Zarya can.

Still, the name of the game in OW teamfights is quick kill and Hog can kill any squishy instantly. Hogs are especially scary if they can aim and know their M2 distance.
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>>175306685
>>175306943
Oops forgot SR, it was 1500 but these games have knocked me down to 1200
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>>175304959
Also, aside from what other's have posted, good game sense= knowing hero roles and what heroes to play.

Half the time in lower ranks the game is already lost before it even started. If you have 4 dps 1 tank and 1 heal, you're starting the round at an extreme advantage and likely to lose if the other team has a non-retarded team comp. If the enemy team has a pharmercy and you have a genji and a reaper dps, you're likely not going to win etc... picking (and switching) heroes is a much bigger part of this game than people realize.

Also, a lot of lower ranked people say "well triple dps works at higher ranks blah blah blah", people can make weird comps work at higher levels because they are good with those heroes. If you are a gold DPS main you likely aren't going to be steamrolling the enemy team on DPS, that's why you're gold.
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>>175305643
<3
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>>175306986
We don't actually know if they knew each other before she got blue'd since Tracer was working for Overwatch for a while before her accident. I'm sure they have some history behind since they seem to know each other even before in Alive. I'm not saying widowtracer will be canon, just that Tracer could play a part in her eventual redemption.
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How the fuck do you beat Uprising on Legendary with the default heroes, I can get to the last two OR-14s and then there's fucking tank bastions everywhere what the shit
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>>175307101
> hooked behind my Rein

If that happens you're either: (1) out of position and not actually behind the Rein shield (or the Rein isn't shielding correctly); or (2) oblivious to the loud as fuck Roadhog flanking you, in which case it's your team's fault for not killing him when he's by himself
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>>175306646
>>175306069
Thanks for reposting these, it's great advice.
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>>175307520

Are you actually good with those heroes or are you trying to play meta?

At rank that low its best to just main someone who can have a large influence on the game.

S76 or Zarya are probably the best choice imo.
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>>175307421

>m2 distance

Shit i try to learn it but it alsmost seems random
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>>175307768
source?
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>>175307768
Jesus christ
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>>175307551
To add to this, there are 3 basic team strategies in Overwatch:

-Deathball: A reinhardt puts up his shield and direct damage comes from behind that shield. Deathball vs Deathball should come down to which shield drops first or which Rein gets the pin.

-Dive: A Winston and mobile DPS attack together from an odd angle and focus down specific targets. The bubble separates the target(s) from their teammates and the chaotic nature of the engagement prevents death balls from functioning properly

-Squad: Requires great coordination and immense mechanical skill. You make a dive team but swap out the off-tank for another mobile DPS (the one I see most often is genji/tracer/pharah). The DPS all attack from different angles, escaping the engagement as necessary. As one DPS grabs the enemy's attention a second hits from behind as the first escapes to heal, then the third comes in to grab attention from the escaping second DPS, and so on until the necessary picks are made and the fight snowballs

If your team isn't doing one of these 3 things it's just fucking chaos you're probably screwed. If both teams are just faffing about go soldier and git gud enough to carry.
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>>175308542
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>>175307551
That's supposed to read "If you have 4 Dps 1 tank 1 heal you are starting the round at an extreme DISadvantage". Hopefully nobody reads that and thinks it's a decent comp
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Does he really suck or is he only played by throwers and mainers? What merits picking junkrat over pharah?
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What i've unlocked

>Ironclad Torbjorn
>Combat medic Mercy
>Blackwatch McCree
>Null Sector Orisa
>Null Sector bastion
>Talon Widowmaker (twice)
>'My Baby' Torb emote
>'Perspective Zenyatta emote
>'Flair' Pharah emote

>tfw all i really wanted was the Overwatch Tracer skin
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>>175308503
>>175307421
>enemy is ADAD-ing next to cover to prevent hook from working while they take potshots
>one-shot them with M2
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>>175308678
>get'em onboard, I'll cum it in
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>>175308812
Pharah is a better spammer. With the time it takes to coordinate a trap and combo to kill you, a lone DPS could've just killed you. Dropping grenades on death is cheesy but can be avoided once it's happened to you before.
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>>175307551
To add to this, if you have heroes that can Combo, DO IT.

Zarya/Rein ult becomes immensly powerful when comboed with a high damage offensive ult. Ana ult + Offensive ult is the same thing. If you have ult combos on your team, you need to use them.
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>>175307421
>now DVa can counter his hook combo
How? The old Dva didn't even budge, but nowadays, if the hook lands, there's already damage dealt, not to mention everyone else then focusing on Dva too.
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>>175308973
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>>175309149
Not for herself, for her teammates. A little while back they changes her matrix by removing the minimum distance projectiles had to travel before being erased. If your teammates gets hooked and you fly in and matrix them the Roadhog won't get the kill.

It can be a huge difference, there've been a couple of KoTH games where I was consistently denying roadhog what otherwise would've been very quick kills on our DPS
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The Wolf hunts for its prey! AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>175308382
I'm actually good with them, i'm not interested in the meta. I wouldnt mind playing soldier or zarya but there's almost no team cooperation and if there is the other team is just vastly better.
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>>175309275
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>>175305364
>Using a pic that encourages police brutality against minorities
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>>175309271
Hmm, that's doable, at least if the hook wasn't one of those mile long picks...

Personally I liked the previous Dva more, because I could purposely try to get hooked myself, basically wasting the whole hook for him.
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>>175309251
Was being in a r34 image part of your plan?
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>>175308812
Junk can do it from cover, although that rarely merits picking him over Pharah because Pharah can spam from an insane range and can abuse cover pretty easily too if you're good at it.

Junk SHOULD mostly be a situational pick for when Pharah isn't a good, or as good of a pick (First point Numbani, Temple of Anubis etc...). Junkrat doesn't inherently suck, he's just a hero that attracts a lot of shitters and gets a bad rap for it. Pharah does pretty much everything he does better though. Not only that but she hard counters Junkrat too, making him an even worse pick.

The only thing Junk does better is protect from flankers with his trap. I guess suicide rat is good at taking out teleporters but that's rarely a good strategy, let alone a good enough strategy to justify switching to him for it
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>>175309417
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>>175309251
New loss?
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>It's another "Don't hurt their Swiss Waifu" episode

Fucking reruns.
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>buy $2000 PC w/ 240hz monitor to take me into grandmasters
>at low settings fps stuck at around 130 and as low as 60 in Oasis
>turns out You had to toggle off HPT in BIOS
>stable 300fps even during fights
What the fuck blizzard
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>>175309691
>buy [hardware] to give me [skill]
(you)
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>>175308880

Im gonna give my best to learn how to use it properly i wanna be the most credit to my team as i can
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Is Uprising ending on the night of the 30th to the first or the 1st to the 2nd?

I need to do a shit more farming to get this damn Mercy skin.
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>>175310113
It will end just before the arcade lootboxes reset, at least in theory. But since Blizzard doesn't give us a proper counter, who knows? (That's why is preferrable to unlock everything on the first.)
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>>175309214
Yes! So are these!
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>>175310310
it aways ends like 3 hours after the boxes reset
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I really don't like tracer skins with the third tit machine
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>>175309214
You meant these?
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>>175310671
yeah they're all shit
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>>175310596
Unless it doesn't. There's just no way of telling.

I think one of the events (can't remember which one) ended just before, while some other (the previous one?) ended just after. But there doesn't seem to be any logic to it.
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>go to play 3v3 to try and get quick wins for crates
>instead getting nothing but widowmakers and bastions on my team

fuck this
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>>175310671
That's why you gotta use Slipstream.
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Too cute not to be canon.
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>you have to play 10 games if you want d.va's skin
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>>175311192
GAAYYYYYY
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Friendly advisory that all (friend)ships not including D.va are SHIT
SHIT
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Blizzard had better be planning THE LONG OVERDUE huge nerfs to tanks and supports and buffs to offense and defense heroes next patch. It only took you faggots a year to realize that tanks and supports are busted as fuck, but I'm glad that everybody has eventually learned how hard they're ruining the game.

This game is not going to be good until the meta is "4 dps, 1 tank, 1 support"
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I think roadhog is making me a psychopath

>annoying tracer skipping around and harassing me
>twist and unload on her ridiculously long legs
>cant stop thinking of this roadrunner of a shits legs being full of shrapnel
>hook someone
>imagine pulling them closer and witnessing the panic as you finally press the gun at their face before making mush of them

should i seek help?
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>>175311294
d.va is the worst character in the game
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>>175311321
>roadhog player

yeah, you should kill yourself for abusing that broken shit. Have some self-respect.
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>>175311318
t. bronze league GOD
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my career profile has stopped tracking progress like a month ago.

i still get achievments and stuff but the hours played etc is all stuck

are my settings wrong or something?
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>>175309214
I think Tracer and Winston are supposed to be the non sexual best friend strike commanders. They are supposed to be the opposite of Ana and Jack after all. I don't think Tracer and Winston look at each other like this by the way.
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>>175311474
>wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he can't "get good" like me and play only tanks, supports, and 76 to stomp with minimal effort! He must be a terrible video game player
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How do I improve my "game sense"? I'm stuck in low plat as a Reinhardt main, but i cant figure out how to progress at all. My diamond friend tells me I need to improve my game sense, but all the videos I watch just say I need to do incredibly obvious things like learning the map, learning how to puse through chokes, super basic shit. I want to get to diamond so badly, but I don't know what to do.
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>>175311405
Objectively wrong
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>>175311586
fuck god damnit you fucking got me FUCK
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>>175311443
>he cant position
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXNewBRd1Z0
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>>175311586
Not him, but you're mad
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>>175311620
Get a good team together. That's all the "sense" you need. The whole ranking thing is a joke.
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>>175311620
The plat reinhardt I know complains about teammates not being near him while not realizing his entire team is fucking dead.

Your diamond friend means that you charge when you shoudln't, you're aggressive when you shouldn't be, you're passive when you shouldn't be.
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>>175311518
You mean tired with soulless black eyes due to time constants? I guess you're right. That artist has never done a comic just for Winston and Tracer before.
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>>175310453
he said non-sexual
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>>175311620
Well are you failing? Like you're saying they're teaching you to do basic things like push through a choke properly. Are you actually doing it properly?
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>>175311518
>Ana76 fags still think this is flirting and Jack and checking Ana out for some reason

What is banter?
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>>175311908
Banter between men and women is flirting.
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>>175310723
Those two are friends with everyone
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>stopped playing comp all week
>sense of wellbeing has improved
>actually enjoy playing overwatch on my terms again
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>>175311294
you do know that Sombra is a 30 year old woman, correct?
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>feel urge to play
>no friends to play with
>play with randoms
>get stuck with shitty shitty dumb people (two people switch to widow AND hanzo just to fail to countersnipe another widow until we lose
>log off
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>>175311908
I think its adorable, imagine two old people banging, but theyre not wrinkly
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>>175312081
When it comes down to it, Ana76 fags think men and women being friends and traveling together means they are fucking.

They care about each other? Fucking
Ana leans on a door? Fucking
Ana compliments Jack on his looks? Fucking

It's autism on an otherworldly scale.
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>>175312186
On tumblr everyone is a socially awkward 15 year old interacting with their first crush
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>>175312186
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>>175311760
I guess this couple isn't kissing in this painting because you can't see the lips?
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>>175311886
>no ass
thats where you're wrong kiddo
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>>175311620

As a Reinhart main, you dictate how your team plays. Aggressive or defensive. You need to learn when to properly starting pushing or when to just try and back off a bit.
Best thing to do is use voice comm a lot. When you have barrier deployed, you have a good survey of the area. Call out positions and all that.
Your charge is an incredibly crucial ability, especially when attacking. It can open up choke points, but your team has to follow up on it. Get good at being able to either land a pin, or charge when the enemy is clumped up. You're either guaranteed a pin or you'll straight up ruin their positioning. Prime time for your team to start pushing and following up.

Also, a big problem I see with lower ranking Reins is deploying barrier too much. It's your most important ability. If you're letting the HP ago down with chip damage before a group engagement, you're going to be at a disadvantage since your shield will not be full HP.
Always be aware of where your teammates are, especially supports that are behind you. Protect them at all costs.

tl;dr more than anything, a good Rein knows when to be aggressive or when to shield
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>>175312251
>When it comes down to it, R76 fags think two men being friends and working in the military together means they are fucking.

This isn't a hard game to play man,
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>>175311765
I know! Junkrat and Roadhog are like family!
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>>175312192

EU/NA? Level 14 here up for some gayms
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>>175312251
>>175311908
>Reaper wanting to kill 76 means he is in love with him
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>>175312186
I wonder why she's 30, tho? Just to fit into the timeline maybe? She seems more cocky and immature than 30-year-olds in general.

Pharah has a similar kinda problem, in my headcanon at least. If we want her to be "dorky", her being 30 doesn't really fit.
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Anyone else playing Genji just because there is no MGR sequel?
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>>175311758
I'm trying to not be that guy who always pulls out the "I'M GOOD BUT MY TEAMMATES ARE AAAALLLWWAAAYYYSS SHIT", but I feel like I always do my job. I only ever pin the other rein, I attack when needed and I use my shield to separate the enemy team. I wish I knew what was going wrong, obviously I'm at where I'm at because I belong there.
>>175311804
I'd say I'm failing because I'm stuck. I feel like I might be dying too often, but I kinda feel like I'm not getting the heals I need.
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>>175312454
>>175312504

>So defensive they have to pretend I'm a R76 fag to validate themselves

Only making it worse.
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>>175312516
30 is literally the new 20 these days, what's gonna happen like 60 years into the future.
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>>175312504
>responding to reaperfags
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>>175312124
>This again
Why the fuck is Tracer dressed like that? Cover the fuck up she's not a slut like that
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>>175312434
That's a lot of information, thanks. That's one thing I can say I know I'm doing wrong, I just charge in and assume everyone is following me, when they often arent.
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>>175312584
Actually I really don't care about Ana76, but the only people so quick to bash it are clearly the R76 fags in it for the (You)'s
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>>175312251
>t. Virgin
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Aye yo, is Mimi's creator in here?
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>>175312584
>Birds of the same feather, flock together

Everyone on this board knows its y'all. Youre just mad that Jacks love interest Isnt going to be a Mexican dude.
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>>175312625
Lesbians can't be sluts anyway, for it doesn't really matter how she dresses.
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>>175312124
>That Tracer outfit
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>>175312625
Dude it's probably pretty hot there or something, it's not like Mercy is wearing a lot either
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>>175312124
I wanna fuck the gay out of Tracer
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>>175312552
1. You have more health than everyone else
2. You have a shield to protect yourself
3. The times where you'll most likely benefit from healing are when you'll be charging away from your healers

You aren't the priority heal target. Even if you just walked into the fight with your team instead of charging, the healer is probably going to be keeping the DPS players alive instead of you.
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>>175312186
>Sombra is a 30 year old woman
This makes 0 sense. I will not believe this.
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>>175313091
Ironic. He could save others from death...but not himself.
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>>175312867
She's a lewd girl, wearing thighs no matter what.
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>>175312687

Not a problem. I play nothing but Rein, love helping other Reinbros out.

Team coordination is a crucial in being successful with him. He's not like Roadhog that can kind of do his own thing and carry. At least not to that extent.
Just have to make sure your team plays around whatever you do. You're the tankiest tank in the game, you dictate the pace of the game.
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>>175312552
>. I only ever pin the other rein
so you're a bad player?
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Fareeha Amari
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>>175309691
What the fuck is HPT
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>>175313091
Wouldn't it make more sense to heal me though? I'm a huge priority target, and if I drop my shield I can do a ton of damage but I need healing to stay alive and battle rein.
>>175313335
Good point, I need to get better and leading the game, I usually just go through the motions and hope it works.
>>175313336
Wut?
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>>175313453
That slut needs to remove the metal thong, now!
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>>175305561

That's some 90s shit right there.
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you should have to include your rank when you post advice or any opinions else I just assume you're 2k
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> King's Row defence
> playing Rein
> block 30k damage but end up losing
> some nigger on my team says 'rein pls protect team'

fuck off, you asshole
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Orisas gun is so shit
unless they nerf side strafing like they did crouch spam I dont see it being effective
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who has the picture of all the tumblrtards freaking out about officer d.va?
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>>175313507

In a decent team comp, you should almost always have a healer constantly on you, especially if you've got double healers (which you hopefully do at plat).
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>>175313074
>her reaction to this claim after she sees your dick
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>>175313541
>That slut needs to remove the metal thong, now!
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>>175313668

im 2k but should be at least 3k so its okay to listen to me
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>>175313670
>have to move payload
>no one fucking stays on payload
>im mercy
>spams all over asking for heals
>im only one on payload
>couldnt even hit first checkpoint
>"gg shit healer"

FUCK YOU
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By simply playing this hero you too can raise your rating by up to 1000, for FREE!
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>>175313541
I'm gonna have to ask you to delet that post
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>>175314036
I'll take D.va for $500
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>>175314036

what is roadhog
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>>175314036
76?
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>>175313858
Okay, so I'm not just crazy when I think that I should have someone almost constantly healing me? I can do a ton of damage and kill two or even three people at a time, but I need someone healing me because the second I drop my shield at least 300 hp is just vaporized.
Most of the time we do, but it's not rare to run solo healer and solo tank.
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>>175306069
being able to feel when enemies are itching to use their ultimates or when you know they're going for a flank without actually seeing them do it
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>>175313507
You aren't that much of a priority target. If the enemy team is looking at your team's DPS, they can reduce it faster by killing characters who do better single-target damage and have lower health. It would be like saying Rein is a priority target while he's standing there doing nothing with his shield up, and Tracer is in their flanks, unprotected, shooting at their healer. If you're attacking with your hammer you're doing less damage and have more health than dedicated DPS, and if you have your shield up you're not taking damage at all, so why are you a heal priority?
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>our team is dead
>mercy runs ahead and peeks
>starts shooting with her pistol
>dies
>"rein wtf why aren't you shielding me"

i hate this game
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>>175313453
best girl
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>>175314269
Because Reinhardt is a huge target. I'm providing my team with 2000 extra HP, and I have the ability to 3 shot most heros, which is hard to escape from. Or if I charge and hit a critical person on their team, they're probably going to die. Maybe this is why I'm in low plat, but I'd always shoot at a Reinhardt before I'd shoot at a 76.
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>>175314036
literally Symmetra
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>>175314554
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Say, why does Lucio have the most nonchalant reaction ever to getting hooked or hacked or any other bad effect inflicted on him?

When said effects tend to lead to a quick and brutal death to him, you'd think his reaction would be more than just a "Whoa, hey hey"
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>>175314473
You're only providing them with 2000 HP as long as you have your shield up. And when you have your shield up, you're not taking damage, making healing you pointless. If you're charging, you're probably starting off the fight, which would mean that you're also most likely to already be at full health, and charging away from your healer. And yeah your hammer can actually do quite a bit of damage, but it runs into problems.

1. Missing swings drastically lowers DPS
2. Mobile enemies can run away
3. Truly great damage only comes if you're hitting multiple enemies per swing
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>>175314249

Most definitely. You've got more survivability than the rest of the cast, so healers should be able to know when to prioritize the rest of the team over you.

But you're a huge target. Majority of damage will be directed at you. If you're kept alive, your teammates won't be targeted as much. A large German man with a hammer simply can't be ignored in the midst of a teamfight.

In a perfect world, you'll have an Ana or a Mercy that heals you mostly and then a secondary support that takes care of the rest of the team mostly.
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Custom games are great they make overwatch fun again
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>>175314252
Pretty much yeah.

But also that WEBM is misleading, since it would be a good move to wall off the enemy from overtime regardless of tracer throwing her ult into it
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>>175314798
All lucio feels are good vibrations
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>want Tracer's skin
>keep getting duplicate Mercy icons
Jeff pls
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>>175314036
Symmetra or Zarya

Zarya can carry pretty hard and can win teamfights single handedly with her ult.

Symmetra is basically a noob destroyer. If they can't aim you'll shit on them, if they cant push a choke properly youll shit on them. Add the fact that she basically has a Rez as well and its GG
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>>175314838
That'd be nice. I'm glad I'm not just being a scrub when I think I should have a healer on me at most times, that's usually what stops me from playing more aggressively. I want to help more, but if I try to attack I'm just going to die and then my team is at a huge disadvantage.
What rank did playing big hammer guy get you to?
>>175314806
I suppose so, but I still feel like Reinhardt is way more useful than just standing there with a shield.
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>>175313482
*HPET
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>Shoot down Genji
>Mcgee: heh, not fast enough!

Best line in the game
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>we cap middle at start
>someone on their team leaves
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>>175315374
Goes with the earlier dialogue between them.
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>actual canon D.Va
>biggest fucking implying ever
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>now traveling to Hanamura
>load into Illios
>defeat

???????????
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>>175315482
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>>175315189
I understand that, and a part of Reinhardt is knowing when to shield and when to attack. But in both instances, you're putting yourself in a situation when it doesn't make sense to be a priority healer.

If you're shielding, you're not taking damage.
If you're charging, you're nowhere near your healer.
If you're swinging, you have more health and do less damage than your DPS. This is the only time I can see you getting healed, since you're both near your team, and risking damage. I can see prioritizing you in this case because you may want to suddenly switch to shield and need to be alive for that.
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>>175312863
No, its because you keep ignoring her actual love interest.
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>>175315546
working as intended
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>have the biggest losing streak in Mystery heroes
its impossible to win this when the enemy always gets a better team comp
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>>175315482
You seem mad.
Maybe even as mad as the SJWs are.
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>>175315189

Just decayed about 100 points since I haven't play much comp this week, but I'm going back up. Sitting just below 3.8k at the moment.
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>>175315590
the resemblance is unsettling
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>>175314084
>Dr. Ziegler
>I'm Fareeha
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dSnsUlkAV4
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Dev branch got patched to 1.11 an hour ago, PTR soon
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>>175315734
Wow, that's pretty good. In the end though, we all know that SR doesn't matter. What truly matters is what skin you use.
Bloodhardt a best
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>S4 is my first competitive season
>Placed in to low silver
>practice, kinda get better and climb to mid gold
>Blizzard decides I deserve a two week long loss streak
>Down to 970 SR
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>>175315864
Source?
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pst yfw you're in the middle of destroying a teleporter and someone walks out
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>>175316190
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>>175306329

Without him Pharah would just massacre everyone.
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Newcomer shitter here, how do you estimate the ult charges of the enemy team? What gives away the fact that they have their ults and they're gonna use it. Only one I know for now is that Reins stop using firestrike when they get theirs.
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>cant stop thinking about buying boxes because i want my reinhardt skin

HELP
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Winston is for ______
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>>175316190
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>>175316507
bruh it's 750 coins, how do you not have that much just from saving up since the start of the event
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>>175316461

Using Wujing at the moment, but I alternate between it, Balderich, and Coldhardt.

Good thing Rein has literally 0 (zero) bad skins.
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>>175316507
Just spend $20
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>>175316461
Depends on the character. I tend to be suspicious of an offense character if they suddenly retreat, like McCree, because that usually means they're trying to find a spot where they can get as many people as they can without being damaged. A really bold Reaper might try to ghost into the middle of everyone but that strategy doesn't really work anymore. Mercy will be obvious because there will be a bunch of dead enemies and she'll fly out of nowhere.
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>>175316624

Whoops, meant to quote >>175315997
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>>175316461

You need to be mindful of not only how much time has passed since they last used their ult but also how much damage and/or healing they've done. With 6 enemies that's a lot to keep track of - it mostly just requires lots of practice and game sense.
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why does my game feel so choppy? the performance stats have me at a stable 69-70 fps but it feels like i'm playing at around 50

Are they wrong or am i just paranoid?
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>>175316346
a lack of 76 would lower pharahs pickrate
mccree and widow being better options hurts pharah a lot more than just 76 can
that and genji would be literally omnipresent due to being the only reasonable nano target left which obviously limits options since running just her and genji isnt all that great
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send help. ive hardly moved in 59 games
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>>175316461
If you play a hero you will usually learn when their ult is ready, and how fast it charges. You can then general guess when your enemy has his ready. It is a feeling you get over time.
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>keep crashing for no good reason
>now the game is bitching at me for leaving games early
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>>175316624
It's true, he doesn't have a single one I don't like. Unfortunately I'm kinda new to the game so I missed the coldhard and wujing, I hope those events will repeat soon so I can get those ones.
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>finish final placement match
>2480
>not even plat
o-ok
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>>175317010
I think they'll both come back but not until their respective events.
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>>175316917
Wow I fucked up words and grammer, sorry I am drunk and stop posting now
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>>175316846

Where'd you get this graph
>>
Which Overwatch Hero do you think has gotten laid the most, and who do you think has gotten laid the least, excluding omnics since they can't do the diddle do
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>>175317250
DVa is a mega slut and has weekly gangbangs with random men, Winston is the least, he's probably virgin.
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>>175317173
i made it in excel. i just write down my rating, map, game mode, and weather or not it was a win or a loss. Then put it in excel later.
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>>175316461
First off, communicate with your team and try and keep track of enemy ults. If it's been a long time since you've seen them ult, chances are they have it.

Second, pay attention to how they are playain't. If there's a big teamfight and the mercy is noticeably missing (but hasn't been killed yet) she's probably hiding, If that Zarya/Rein is playing super aggressive, that McCree is going out of his way for a long flank, reaper teleports somewhere up high and is hiding etc... those are all indicators that someone is about to ult
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>>175317250
depends, do we exclude rape?
if we do, most is Genji. least is Winston
if we don't, most is probably Roadhog
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>>175316624
>when you realize Wujing has cartoonish buck teeth on the mask
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>>175317250
D.Va has taken it up the ass by every male in the game numerous times.
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>quickplay
>on attack
>leave game immediately

This is the only way to handle you shitlords.
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>>175316461

EU? You up for some games together?
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>>175317250
Mcree the most

Most of his lines are with female cast that implies hes rooted them.
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Can someone post the image of D.va pepper spraying the crowd?
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>>175317250
Serious answer.

Probably Reinhart in his glory days.

Mcree too.

Female wise, probably Sombra.

Least, Symmetra, Monkey Dick, Zenyatta
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>>175317250
D.va is unanimously the biggest overwhore
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>>175317483
it's the OP image
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>>175317387
>Genji getting more tail than Gabriel
good joke
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>>175315120
>want Mercy skin
>get Torb, Tracer and 8 Emotes
Thanks Jeff
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>>175317565
genji had all the free time in the world and did nothing but fool around with girls

Reyes spent his life fighting wars, which is usually far less conducive to sexy times

do the math senpai
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>>175315120
>want mccree's skin
>get torb's skin
>get mercy's skin
>get widow's skin
>get torb's other fucking skin
sdaafadfdsgadha
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I still haven't done my placements
When does the season end and should I just play Orisa all 10 games? I literally do not care about my rating anymore
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>>175316718

If Mercy isn't around while we're fighting for the objective I leave the fight and go look for her and McCree is pretty obvious too he always tries to fuck off to some high ground for it, and from what I'm seeing Pharahs just wait for Zarya/Rein or just dive your team before using it. Hopefully I'll make it to gold this season, I dived in to comp too early and played like shit on my placement matches, trying to get out of silver.

>>175316819

Hopefully I'll get there someday.

>>175316917

My hero pool is pretty small for now, usually play Hog, Rein, Zarya and Lucio for now.

>>175317357

On the level I am now communication is non existent, guess I'll do that when I go higher. I look for Mercy all the time in fights like you said.

>>175317441

Sure man, be warned though I'm super bad and really low ranked, got a really bad loss streak and in bronze hell now SgtWalrus#21490 Can't play today but we can tomorrow if you're up to it.
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What are the chances Blizz will ever dumpster Ana?
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>>175317729

>low ranked

Bruh i just got the game yesterday literally lvl 15.
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>>175317762
0
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>>175317823

Oh okay then, sure I'm up for it bro.
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what did they mean by this?
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>>175317762
Everytime they nerf her they usually either revert it or make it a lot less drastic
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>>175317762
very low because shes glue right now
her heal output is just barely holding the rest of the game together, if she gets nerfed in like any significant capacity zen will completely replace her and more than half of the current viable roster will drop off the face of the earth
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>want to have fun
>remember Sym and Torb exists
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>>175318049
That you need to exit the game, so it can download a patch.
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>>175317762
>thinking jeff will ever let his waifu will be nerfed
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>>175316461
you're supposed to keep track of what you're counterpart on the other team is around. See if they stay in the first team fight or if they die early, or if they get any big kills. Then keep track of when they use it and let your team know if you expect it
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>tfw starting to realize solo queue is all about luck in what team happens to have less trolls or bad teammates
>Last week I had troll after troll
>This week enemy teams have had the trolls

Fun game
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>>175317250
Probably Lucio because he's a world famous DJ. Groupies and whatnot.

Would say Dva but she's young and hasn't been on the scene as long
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>>175318694
enjoy that 50 percent win rate.
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SPOILER APPARENTLY:

choke point:
noun
a point of congestion or blockage.
"the tunnel is a choke point at rush hour"

or

"A choke point forms when the entire team keeps getting healed by a Mercy standing behind a fucking wall". So when I say, "mercy 1st", it's not for shits and giggles. It's "they keep respawning at that teleporter right near the point and team wiping because no ones killing the fucking healer thats HEALING THEM THROUGH THE DAMAGE YOU THINK YOURE DOING".
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>>175318694
just stop playing once you've exhausted your weekly victory allotment and you've fulfilled your weekly loss quota
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>"Man anon you played pretty good, don't know how you're even ranked so low"
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:)~
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>>175319107
Because you got lucky 1 game and you play inconsistently. In the 5 matches after that you played mediocre.
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>>175319570

It's the teams I'm paired with.

it's always them.

I wipe their guys out, and that fucking pig hooks me in and Im done.
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>>175306421

Can I just do 5 matches in the last week to get the loot boxes or will it make me do all the previous weeks shit first?
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>lost 500 SR in 4 days
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>>175319674
Yeah I believe it man it's everyone else's fault except yours
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>>175319107
Consistency is what separates the men from the boys.

If you play like a god 1/10 rounds, you're still a shitter for the other 9
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Where were you when realised lucio was a big fat gay liberal meme
>lets bring it together - muh unity
>look at this team we are going to do great. 0-3 koth.
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>>175319724

You have to do all of them or the next weeks quest won't unlock in HOTS.
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this is pretty cool
http://dcmjs.com/portfolio/overwatch-heores/
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Pugging this shit is fucking insane.
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>>175319798
still waiting on that godlike tenth round ;_;
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>>175319908

>all those typos
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>>175319674
I agree, OW is like the only game where the muh team excuse works cause it just takes one person to fuck everything up
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>>175319908
>try our new fried mercy stew
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>>175319956
Officer dva skin :^)
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>>175319989
why try? the spray is ugly. it doesn't even matter.
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>play quick play
>have to deal with two autistic sniper mains that never fucking miss every game
>can't even play winston to deal with them because they nail you anyway

Snipers never should have been put in this game
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>>175312186
>18 year old with a crush on a 30 year old

That's why it's great.
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>>175320331
Because completionistism, I have all the special achievements.
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>>175319908
I disagree, good luck finding work after you graduate art school.
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Your emotions make you vunerable.
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>>175315482
Who's the black guy with the black lives matter shirt?
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>>175319908
>This project was originally posted to Reddit.
And what's up with the Lucio design? Not even trying there.
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>just did my comp placements
ask a bronzi buddy anything ^_^
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>>175320735
why are you so bad
>>
>playing randoms
>oasis, the one with the big circular point
>me and another guy roll hog
>push the other team back to the opening to the point area
>hogbro and I just take turns snatching enemy team members while the other hog suppresses with right click/heals
Good feels
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>tfw 4 gold medals

Why can't I get a decent team?
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>>175320786
well, i cant really aim very well and i get kinda excited about running onto the point sometimes and then i get killed >w<
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>>175319989
> tfw have all of the seasonal achievements besides this
> tfw wont be able to 100%

Fuck you. This shit is way too hard to only have available for three weeks. Especially since I'm a console shitter
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>>175318909

Ye, I don't get why they don't do it in W:L:W:L:L:W:W, etc instead of these fucking benders they put you on.

>>175319014

Yeah but I have no motivation to start any other games or do anything else so I'm fucked.
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STOP GIVING ME FUCKING DUPLICATES OF THE WORST FUCKING SKINS

I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN ONE OF THE GOOD SKINS LIKE BLACKWATCH OR TALON
>>
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>>175321260
nigga you got 4k coins,just buy one
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>oasis
>illos
>lijang tower

Blizz really likes to put me into these maps, I guess.
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>>175317250
Torb literally has like 36 children.
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>>175321461
But anon, those are the best maps in the game

If I only got those every game I would climb 500SR a day
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>>175316507
>Tfw that was the first one I got but all I want is a tracer mercy one
>Spend money and get double legendary that are not even event ones


They should have event boxes have only event items and have vanilla boxes.

I would pay for event boxes much more readily if this was.
>>
You think she lets out an "ay papi" when you fuck her hard enough?
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>>175321346
Then the next box that he opens will contain the skin that he bought.
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>>175321346
I can't decide which one to buy though.

I literally only have enough to buy one of the following, Blackwatch Mccree/Genji, Talon Widow, and Overwatch Mercy/Tracer.

Literally everything else I unlocked is complete garbage.
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> 14 SR till master

Fingers crossed
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>7 game loss streak

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>175315482
Vagina for a mouth. Wow.
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post em
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>>175322509
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>>175322224
see
>>175322259
and
>>175322509
>>
>matched with 5 grouped players on my team
>play my ass off
>teammates yell at me and boss me around all game, I get blamed
>win
>other team spams that I'm just lucky
nothing makes me fucking madder
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>>175315482
what gets me is that in the OW universe humans don't give a fuck about race anymore and hate on omnics instead. Black lives matter wouldn't be around anymore.
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>>175322224
Fuck yes
3539
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>>175322224
>>175322783
It took me weeks to hit diamond by the way

Several fucking times where I was literally less than 10 SR away before getting raped by a massive losing streak up the ass
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Who are we voting for boys?
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>>175319725
I now that feel. I was high plat now I am low gold.

"ANON HOW DID YOU GET ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE WHEN YOU HAVE 46% WIN RATE WITH ROADHOG AND 49% WITH MERCY!?"

I don't fucking understand it either dawg. I really don't
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>Symmetra on attack
is this the latest meme?some streamer played her once and all the kids jumped on his dick?what happened?
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>>175323567
i just hope we don't get bamboozled by mr. meme man Muselk again
the kiwis were meant to be great goddammit
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>no one will ever reminiscence about you as devotedly as Jack does of Gabe

Feels pretty terrible.
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>>175323714
>Symm on anything
Her entire character is a meme. Everyone knows that she needs to be nerfed, so "trolls kek xD" play her to piss people off.
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I hate competitive so much. You always end up with such shit teams. If your excuse for not contesting the payload is that 'We were dead!' then you shouldn't even be playing comp.

'Our team should have been more tanky!" For fucks sake, you were a Rein and had a pocket-healing Mercy and and a Roadhog. If me as a Symmetra can stay on the point and contest longer than you, YOU ARE THE PROBLEM.
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>on attack
>Hanzo on team
>literally named Hanzomain
>level 21
>lose horribly


what did I expect
>>
How do I know how bad I am, in the statistics? I have 2 hours of gameplay, 8 wins and 96 deaths. Anything more specific that I could be looking at?
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>only person on point
>overtime
>kill the enemy on point
>their team mate comes up
>full HP Lucio
>only have half HP as Genji
>they could kill me
>instead they duck around on the outside of the point trying not to get hit while overtime dwindles and we win

Why are there so many of these retards? They're usually on my team.
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>>175322509
3828

3858

ps4
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>>175323980

I love comp, but I'm silver tier and fairly good with Zenyatta. You get way better teams than the garbage that 's everywhere in QP, and games are less one-sided. Had a Nepal game go a full five rounds today; the other guys won the first two rounds, but then we pushed through to win the other three. And I got Play of the Match as Zenyatta for shutting down Pharah on the point, round 5!

Sometimes in comp your team is shit, but sometimes your team is good but the other team is simply better. It's nice to see people play well, even if they're your opponent.
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>>175306152
Married women usually aren't faggots.
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>you will never have blackwatch mcree
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>>175322509
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>>175323697
I had a much harder nosedive from 3150 to 2390 and currently sitting at 2800
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>>175325006
my condolences.Hopefully next season I will place higher so I can get slightly more competent teammates.
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>>175322509

1686

1686

I'm on an upward trend! Granted, I barely played at all in season 1, didn't play period in season 2, played only a few minutes in season 3, and am only now working on gitting gud and playing a lot after pretty much not playing at all since Summer Games ended last year.

Also, I spent most of my placement matches as Junkrat before finding my niche as Zenyatta.
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>quick play
>guy picks bastion when our team is on offense and its a capture point map
>guy spends whole match getting picked off and killed because he is just dead weight and he cant even duel someone 1v1 because they are already have the point full defended and our team is lacking heroes with power to break their defenses
>asshole fucking sits in a corner acting as if enemy team is actually gonna push away from their fucking defense point

Fucking why?
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>>175306043

Amelie is beyond redemption, I think. There's no reversing what happened.
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>>175324914
>blackwatch mcree
I have that one and the fucking one for reinhardt when all i want is the mercy one
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>>175325225
what if it's like some Get Out shit and she can see everything she is doing, but can't do shit because she is in the sunken place??
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>Second most played event after the halloween one
>Wants almost all the skins
>Not a single legendary

;_; i have gold to buy at least one but i wanted so much more
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>>175324824
this is how i play too
im not very good, but i want to try my best all the time and be matched with other people who are trying their best too. so i play in comp and even though i dont have the skills to get anywhere, it's just a lot more fun to me than quickplay with it's memers
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>>175325179

QP consists of three kinds of people

1) Bafflingly terrible players who are sick of getting annihilated in comp

2) People trying out new heroes to git gud before trying to play them in comp

3) Decent players who just aren't high level enough for comp yet

As a result, every quickplay match is always a garbage fire full of incompetence with the occasional diamond in the rough.
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>>175325421
You forgot people who just don't want to fucking conform to team composition and play the hero they want without repercussion.

Balancing the game around hero picks complimenting each other rather than team work being king was a rookie mistake if I've ever seen one, mobas are shit for that very reason.
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>>175325406
Even with minimal effort you should have SOME, or at least ONE legendary. But you don't? So I'm assuming you don't play to get "first win of today" everyday, and not the arcade boxes either?

I mean, come on, how else could you not have any legendaries at this point.
>>
/owg/, do you have a hero that you consider your personal demon?
A hero that always manages to get under your skin, or that you simply can't win against for any reason.
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>pc still broken
>miss entire uprising event
>parts coming in 2 weeks
I hope those nexus challenge loot boxes wont disappoint me
muh golds better not be all harambe again
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>>175323887
> that feeling when bronze

Fortunately I don't know that feel
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>>175325765
Symmetra is a fucking cunt and the fact that she hasn't been nerfed yet is testament to the SJW culture that is slowly ruining the gaming industry.
>>
>>175325765
I have not met a single good Tracer main
>>
WHAT IS THE FUCKING SPREAD ON ROADHOGS GUN, FUCKING SHIT INSTA KILLS FROM LIKE A MILE AWAY FUCKING BULLSHIT AND IS A CRITICAL HIT ON 90% OF YOUR FUCKING BODY
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>>175325804
foolish mortal! your fate is now sealed!
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>>175325805
>tfw entire forum says this
>tfw not just bronze shitter in owg
hilarious that you haven't heard about it by now.
t. Symm "troll kek xD omg"

If you have to rely on a character who's gun you literally do not have to aim, you need to git gud.
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>>175324824
One of my best matches was in bronze/silver. We went six rounds on King's Row because the teams were almost perfectly even in terms of skill - they'd gain a lead one round and we'd match them point for point in the next. We ended up losing by a hair, but it was still probably the most satisfying thing comp ever brought me. I even got a round-saving quintuple kill with my tire that ended up being my first ever play of the match.
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>>175325646
Yeah i dont get the first win of the day everyday, actually i just remembered i got one of the torb legendaries but i didn't want it. My other legendary loot since the event started were gold and a winston skin. I also did all the arcade boxes
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>4/28/2017
>still can't mixmatch skins and weapons
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>>175324814
>yfw you're doing so bad they give you an extra player
>that player autolocks Hanzo
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>>175325421
You left out people that don't give a fuck, which is probably the majority.

Shit I've got hundreds of hours on this game and atleast 10+ on every hero (except Orisa). You can fuck yourself if you expect me to pick around a team comp in god damn quick play
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>>175325935
> he relies on characters that require aim
> can't kill a Symmetra before she's 8m away

Maybe you should play winston breh cuz it sounds like you suck
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>>175315482
Who the fuck cares about what a worthless Tumblrina says.
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>>175325765
symm

>>175325832
>sjw boogeyman everywhere
she's shit but shes shit because blizzard sucks, not everything is a conspiracy
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ive got the HOTS for cyberdemon zarya's phat booty

more like semendemon zarya
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>>175326521
To be fair there's probably an SJW reason somewhere in the mix too. Blizzard needs to purge its diversity hires.
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>>175286454
This guy. He creates and drops medpacks that heal 150 damage, they last for 2 seconds and it has a 2-second cooldown. He drops them in front of himself so he has to walk into them to use them if he's damaged or he can't pick them up but heals himself similar to Mercy. His Ultimate scatters ten medpacks in a circle around himself that heal 300 damage each and last for 10 seconds.

Other abilities include a dart that increase an ally's movement speed and firing/reload rate by 20% for 4 seconds with a 12-second cooldown, and a dart that causes healing on an affected enemy to damage them instead (at a rate of 50% of what the healing would be, so 60 heal would instead be 30 damage).

His weapon would be a linear laser beam with 25m range that falls off at 15m, 4 second full duration, 1.5-second recharge, and 20-80dps.
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>>175312516
Are you a teenager or something? 30 year olds aren't magically """mature""". If anything, the one's that aren't manchildren get to goof off more because they're economically stable.
>>
Which new highlight intro was the best?
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>they fell for it
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>doing placements
>get team with a one trick widow
>Lucio thinks he's a juke God and runs into the Rhine shield all the time
>only decent player was our pharah
>don't play comp
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>>175326898
>same chest size
>same hair
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>>175326948
>runs into the Rhine
the Rhineland is rightfully German soil!
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>>175326794
No, I'm an actual 30-somethings guy, and most people I meet, aren't like Sombra. (And that's not to say she couldn't exist, but in all honesty, her being a bit younger would fit the cocky hacker trope better.)
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>>175326948
>enemy team has Zarya and Phara
>we have a Junkrat who refuses to switch because he has gold damage
every time
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>>175322509
i haven't been able reclaim this 200 sr for 2 weeks
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>>175317250
>excluding omnics
bastion has probably got laid more than you fgt
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>>175327107
>Complains about 30+ year olds being immature
>Posts on 4chan and sounds like a teenager

Oh, you're just projecting.
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>>175326898
Thats some weak bait right there
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>>175312369
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>>175327362
Way to misread everything I wrote, kid.
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>play a game
>about to win
>server has closed unexpectedly
>everything reset to a new map
>have to play through it again

They say that hackers can force servers to crash and reload a match, is this true?
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>>175326270
>he cant aim
stop playing this aim-based game.
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>have to play Mercy because even in GM people forget to kill the Mercy
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>Reinhardt
>die
>through spectating I see our fucking Mercy AND ANA are together in one corner of the map fighting one Lucio 1,000,000 miles from point by themselves while everyone on point is constantly spamming for healing
>switch to Roadhog
>Ana: Roadhog go back to rein
>>
>>175328140
enemy Mercy*
i'm still mad
>>
How do I deal with Roadhog?
>>
>>175328578
bait his hooks out then meatshot his big face and belly
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>>175328578
>bait the hook
>circle strafe like he's a dark souls boss
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>>175328578
don't facecheck him like a retard when he has hook up
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>>175328578
How do you deal with a gigantic slowly moving target?
>he seriously just asked this
>>
>>175328629

>dodge hook
>run around him shooting him down
>chugs his health juice
>randomly shotguns me for a full 100 point kill

You have no idea how this rips me up inside
>>
>>175325935
What is
> soldier
> Winston
> Pharah
> Sombra
> zenyatta
> Roadhog
> mcree

All easy counters to her
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>Faggot on your team: why did you kill me I'm friendly

I'm glad Blizzard made this a reportable offense but I doubt they follow up on it. Still hope the faggot gets banned.
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>symmetra on 2cp maps

get aids
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>>175329005
>Winston
I kill him with Symm 99% of the time like every other hero
>Soldier
Lock on and jump around, you win
>Pharah
throw a shield at them and get into cover, let team mates kill her
>Zenyatta
Dead in 1 second of locking on
>McCree
Dead in 1 second of locking on
>Sombra
Dead in 1 second of locking on
>Roadhog
OP fuck counters everyone
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>>175329117
Not okay in a match. Perfectly acceptable in Skirmish.
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>>175329190
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>>175325765
other pharahs who want to air fight
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Does qb have any kind of matchmaking system beyond get the first 12 people in line?
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>>175329331
So it's not obvious how dead the game is. You'll just have to trust Blizzard's own statistics ;)
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>2499
>the only gold player in a plat game
>entire team is helpful, coordinated, cooperating with each other, no "toxicity" anywhere
>very close game
>lose
>Reaper that never switched complains that we needed a second healer
>his name is "UchihaSasuke" (completely serious, like 100%)
>call him out on the mic for not switching at all after 5 rounds
>"fuck off nigger, suck my dick"

Weaboos were a mistake. Now I'm down to 2421 thanks to Sasuke.
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>>175329005
>run around a corner
>laser follows you around a corner
Doesn't matter which character you play.
>aim straight up in the air
>get potg with 4 kills
There is no defense for this character. None whatsoever.
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>>175329503 (ps)
moral defense, not actual defense. she has a shield that she runs behind for fucks sake. a moving shield, with turrets, and a laser that you literally do not have to aim.

no other character has that much power.
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>>175328945
>unloading a whole 3 clips into his head as he chugs
>then 360noscope420blazeitnothingpersonalkid instakill shotgun to the face
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>>175322509

Current: 1688
High (placement) : 2921
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>hooks your tank and hits them for 400 damage
what do?
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>>175322509
>current
1638
>highest
2832

Competitive is shit tier this season.
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>>175329654
>hooks you and grabs your ass

what do?
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>>175325615

No I didn't, they're in category 1.
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>>175329703
Every season except one has been shit anon.
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>>175329746
The only thing I can do, submit.
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>>175325414
this is not only the proper attitude to have to properly enjoy overwatch, its also the proper attitude to get better at it.


You'll get there my man
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>>175329654
Ignore it since the enemy team is too stupid to follow up on it and will just leave their roadhog to die.
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>>175325765
Genji, probably.

Unsatisfying to encounter, unrewarding to kill, poorly designed hero. I usually play supports, so I get the added misfortune of being jumped by them. Fortunately I also play a mean Winston and can shit on all but GM and some Master Genjis playing in an actually coordinated team, but that's like <10% of gengus.
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>Nexus challenge

So I already got the Oni skin last time around. Can I wait until next week when the D.Va quest starts and play 5 games then and earn the rewards? Or am I gonna have to play 10 games?

Also, if I don't do the Oni quest this week, will I have to do all 10 games vs other players or can I do 5 vs AI then 5 vs other players?
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So does Blizzard actually do anything with reports?

Do they manually go through everything or just auto punish someone once they reach X amount of reports, like every other game?
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>>175329391
I gotta believe there's more than one other person out there who hasn't hit 100 yet, but I haven't seen them.
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>>175329975
THE REWARDS ARE PER WEEK WHICH IS WHY THEY ARE FUCKING LISTED PER WEEK.

YOU NEED TO PLAY 5 GAMES EACH WEEK IF YOU WANT THE REWARDS FOR EACH CORRESPONDING WEEK.
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>>175329975
5 vs AI for Oni and 5 not AI games for Officer D.va
Quests stack on top of each other, too, so you're free to do as you like.
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I really want that dva skin how much time will it take to play 10 games
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How to git gud with McCree? Sometimes I deal a shitton of damage and sometimes I don't even get bronze medal. Also, how I should position myself? Behind tanks or flanking on high ground?
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>>175330152
>>175330079
There is no information stating if the quests stack or not so its best just to do whatever one you wanted on its release week
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What exact day does week 2 start? This Sunday?
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>>175330306
Play soldier instead. Not even memeing.
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>>175330306
stay near supports and pick 76 instead
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>>175330338
Toosday.
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>>175330337
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/nexuschallenge20/
>After Heroes of the Storm 2.0 goes live in your region, a new Quest will unlock each week. >Quests must be completed in order, and only one can be active at any given time. All 4 Quests remain open until May 22.
>>175330338
May 1st.
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>>175315482

>implying a 19-year-old Korean girl in the 2070s cares about an American political movement from the 40 years before she was born
>implying D.Va has big African lips and a broad African nose
>implying you aren't just trying to appropriate Blizzard's original character, erase her actual racial features and personality, and turn her into a megaphone for your pet cause
>implying that acting like the police are the natural enemies of black people doesn't just give actual racists an excuse to allege that black people are threats to society
>implying you aren't hurting your own cause for the sake of showing how "woke" you are

Tumblr is so silly.
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>>175330358
>>175330397
Oh, come on, soldier is boring. I played him for 2 seasons straight and tired of him
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>>175323980
>If me as a Symmetra

There's your first problem. No matter how badly you want to be a special snowflake and play off-meta heroes, Symmetra will never be a viable pick unless the situation calls for it. Majority of the people who pick Symmetra die before they can get their teleporters up anyway.

Secondly, people who refuse to switch off these shit heroes are cancer, w+m1 isn't going to win you the game, sorry not sorry.

I honestly don't understand it, if you see your team is struggling to get kills, switch to DPS. If you see your team dying a lot, switch to a support that can heal the fucking team, not place a teleporter thats useless outside of the first point on a 2CP map. Why are people so adamant on continuing to play heroes like Sombra, Hanzo, Widow, Symmetra, etc and don't have the common sense to realize, "hm, we're losing, maybe I should switch to help the team"?

Nigger.
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>>175330421
I figured as much i already did the oni one because i assumed it was gonna be like that
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>>175330306
Point and click and jive. You're more stylish than 76 and can fuck up Symmetra, Pharah, Mei, and lots of squishy supports harder. Get headshots. Don't right click unless you really have to.
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>>175330520
well play him some more because if you dont then your throwing the game unless youhave godlike aim im just fucking around i love mccree but honestly this meta is very unfavorable for him
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>>175330537
The Symmetra salt is strong with this one. Sorry she's good now.
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>>175330662
>Sorry she's good now.
>implying

2/10 because I replied
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Give me one reason why you play off meta heroes in competitive.

Regardless of your reason, you are still bad and only bad players don't play to win.
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>>175315482
get your boring populist pseudo politics out of my hana song
real politics are boring, they are about funding bridges and schools
everything /pol/ and tumblr talks about are their idiotic and inaccurate feelings, not politics
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>>175330537
>actually styling on people as sombra
>ask shitty hanzo to switch to support because im doing more than him
>"no fuck you"
>switch to support
>we lose
>he gets play of the game because of "lol ult mega big plays for a triple kill" despite the fact that he did fuck all that whole game outside of that one ult

Play of the game is a mistake that just encourages bad people to keep playing bad
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>want to play a fun class
>team is retarded
>have to play lucio instead
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>>175330717
because fuck you I will play mccree to my hearts content and
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>>175330306

Did you ever play Super Smash Bros. Melee?

Do you remember how Ganondorf, in that game, was basically a tougher and more damaging copy of Captain Falcon who was also a LOT slower, and was generally garbage because of it?

Have you noticed that 76 and McCree both have single-target hitscan weapons but one fires a lot faster than the other?

Have you noticed that 76 and McCree both have mobility abilities but one is a sustained speed boost with zero cooldown while the other is a cooldown short-distance movement?

Have you noticed that 76 and McCree both have an explosive attack they can use to disrupt enemies but one does significant damage and pushback within a splash while the other just stuns one target?

Have you noticed that 76 and McCree both have ults that allow them to wound/kill all enemies on the screen but one of them can actually move while doing it to get the best shot while the other is entirely at the mercy of whoever decides to take cover before the opportune moment?

Have you noticed that only one of the two can also heal not only himself, but also his allies?

76 is simply better in just about every way.
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DOES REPORTING SOMEONE WHO CALLED ME A NUGGET IN CHAT ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING

FUCK YOU UCHIHASASUKE
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>>175330662
Must be a gold shitter.

Now that Winston is getting chosen more, Symmetra is pretty much obsolete.
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>>175331203
>nugget
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>>175330581
Headshots to a target smaller than tanks are somewhat a problem for me and I make them only by pure luck. Tracking fast targets in mid-range is painful, so I stay up close and often end up with my ass handed to me.
>>175330641
I wish blizz nerfed pharah and s76, or at least buffed McCree damage fall off
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>>175330717
because EVERY mother fucker plays them, I dont have to worry about people instalocking Junkrat or Mei etc
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>>175330835
>>175330717
No matter how many games i win or lose i always end up back at 3600 so i just play junkrat/sym/torb whatever and then when i fall into 3400s I play my main and steamroll back to 3600. My win rate isn't even bad on off meta picks so i don't even tumble often.
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>>175331203
>nugget
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>>175331298
>not McCree main
But I've had luck with him in MH by treating him like 76. Keep your distance from enemies and the payload as much as possible. NEVER separate from the group. He's squishier than you think.
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>>175330306

Move carefully and quietly. Use side routes. Isolate lone targets or weaklings. E + RMB + LSHIFT + RMB.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

Or play Reaper to move just as carefully and quietly with a lot less effort and put out tons of damage while still having a way to get out of trouble.

Or play 76 and just be nearly a straight upgrade from McCree.
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>>175331298
you gotta play mccree like a more cautious 76 because he has no sustain or mobility so stick near supports and stay mid range
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>using comp like quickplay

It's all fun and games for 2300+. Who gives a shit right? Anyone under that can go fuck themselves because this is comp and its not supposed to be taken seriously...

Oh wait. That's arcade. You selfish pricks.
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>>175331680
>wanna play qp
>all the assblasted widow and hanzo mains are there because they'll get chastised for even thinking about picking them
>have to play comp because at least I can tryhard with other tryhards
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Only been playing a few weeks and just did my placement matches. I placed gold, am I shit?
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>>175331826
You and I are in the same boat.

Except I feel obliged to try harder in Comp. I don't even shotcall and rarely do callouts in QP and still get called a tryhard.
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>>175331826
>>175331680
>go to arcade
>3v3
>enemy has an actual team and im stuck with a hanzo and widow majority of the time
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>>175331931
yeah but dont worry so am I
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>>175331826
I don't play either anymore. I keep trying QP when I get bored of arcade, and every single match is unspeakably terrible. Just fucking god awful. Then when I try to play comp (to play with people who actually give a shit), no one gives a shit and scatters immediately.

I think I'm just going to stop playing this game for a few months until summer vacation is over for the kids.
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>>175332029
try winning more games
most of my qp matches are of pretty high quality
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>>175331975
last 2 matches I had a thrower who told us all at the start he was a GM smurf and was gonna throw on purpose.

He then lectured us about how to play correctly and explained that his not trying was for our own good.
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>>175331826
>want to play comp
>it's friday night
Fuck!
>>175332029
But summer vacation hasnt even started for schools
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Do you think Tracer ever accidentally gave Winston the wrong idea of what their friendship meant to her
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why are group players such fucking bullies?
I have not played a single game tonight where I haven't been flamed for some dumb thing
>4 people were calling for heals, why didn't you heal the -50 hp genji
>you picked a non-meta hero in gold
>you picked a non-meta lineup for this map
>you are the scapegoat

seriously getting sick of all this shit
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>got plat in 2nd season
>Didn't played 3rd
>got ranked 2100 in 4th
>quickly raised to 2300
>suddenly big losestreaks with very few wins
>1700 SR in the end
>everytime I rise to 1900+ I get huge losestreak
Kill me please
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>>175332479
>shitting out armor packs and getting a fuckton of kills as tolberone on defense
>the fucking genji who died like 4 times in like a fucking minute is bitching at me saying that im basically afk because all im doing is running around collecting scraps and chasing down allies who need armor while also running back and keeping tabs on my turret
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idea for a hero :
kommisar who can kill team mates who shit around behind the chokepoint like cowards
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Please I just want the Legendary Spray.
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>>175332479
>queue as a 5 stack
>check the soloq guy's most played heroes in comp
>select a hero line-up around that
>join team chat
>callouts and shotcalls
>soloq only uses voice to complain and trash talk while playing like garbage
We don't join team chat unless asked to any more.
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>>175332873
Is there a legendary spray?
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If Orisa had 100 Shield added to her health, would it help her against flankers and Reaper?

>Armor works best against characters with lots of bullets that do small damage each
>Shield gives the Armor a regenerating cushion that has to be removed before taking out the armor and comes back after a couple of seconds
>Orisa can now last a bit longer against Tracer, Genji, and Reaper
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>>175332952
>get a 5 stack
>mercy lock
>zarya lock
>zen lock
>boner developing
>soldier lock
>d.va lock
>guy gets in team chat
>you look like a good pharah bro we'll play around you
Justice rained that day. I'll never forget you random 5 stack.
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>>175332952
>making up lies to seem like some good person when you're not
reddit is that way

no matter how "bro" some group seems they always end up flaming some solos no matter what when things get even slightly tough

>looking up someone else's profile and assigning them a hero
this is also the kind of toxic autism i hate
sometimes I want to play something different and having 5 people bitching at me about why I don't play x hero gets really fucking annoying
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How many more days until I can earn Cop Dva skin?
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>>175333326
read the NC2.0 link in the OP.
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>>175333232
Its because ignorant shiiters group assuming they are playing their easy win card.
When things don't go their way they blame the solo queuer because it must be them not their guaranteed win strategy of 4 morons teaming together.
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>>175333183
I want to stick my peen inside Orisa
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Can we get a Zarya, fitness version of the Healslut challenge?
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>>175333326
May 1st
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>>175333408
yeah well, that gets annoying, how some group can have a shitty tracer, but him switching is out of the question.
that's why I never go into voice chat if there's a group of more than 2 in the game
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>join comp
>classic instalock genji on my team
>turns out the enemy team has Zarya and Winston
>dude is dying every 15 seconds
>has his feet firmly planted on the idea that he is is the defacto carry when he has all bronze medals
High masters is something else, i tell you.
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>>175333232
Oh, never mind, you sound exactly like the kind of soloq person who is never satisfied and lives in his world where he's always in the right.

>looking up someone else's profile and assigning them a hero
I could tell you we ask to make sure, but you'll pull the reddit meme card again and wallow in denial some more.
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Hey, if you know you have a shoddy internet connection DON'T FUCKING PLAY COMP. It's like an automatic 5-man team. We don't need a Lucio just chilling in the Spawn or not being there. WE NEED A FUCKING TEAM. And saying 'Sorry, Bad Connection when I play.' isn't an excuse.
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>>175333546
I hate being forced to play comp with groups you should be compensated with exp atleast for having to fill their games.
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>>175333580
well, it's true
I have literally never, in my year since beta, been on a team with a group that isn't like that
they may have some fakey "bro" facade at first, but the minute anything doesn't work they start yelling at the solo players because they're shitty people who team up to bully around the solos

you know this, that's why you team up with people, but don't pull in a full 6 man.
you want to shit on someone and make them a scapegoat if you lose, so you need a couple solos to do it to
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>>175333183
She's remarkably easy to headshot with.
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>>175332963
For uprising
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>>175329234
Those are some bad excuses, basically the same excuse as well

Those are all range characters her shield has a long recharge and easily avoidable once it's been used easy to destroy her
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>>175333780
They shrank her headbox at the very least, which helped.
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>>175333731
conversely
>do really well with loud bro group
>they shout praise and vote up your card
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>>175333731
>they may have some fakey "bro" facade at first, but the minute anything doesn't work they start yelling
This happens with solos, too. That's the reality. You're not exempt from his behaviour yourself if your gut response to a lighthearted retelling of an inversion of your story in a "I know your suffering but from the other side" kind of way is "wow stop making up lies reddit is that way."

>you know this, that's why you team up with people, but don't pull in a full 6 man.
Or you happen to know 4 friends? I'd gladly 6-man, family. Did for a while until the 6th stopped playing.

I see shitty duo stacks, I see solos from the other team who play amazingly well and then get blamed for the loss by a garbage stack, I see trash talking solos. Stack or not, Comp is full of salt either way.
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>>175307554
Sauce?
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>>175334068
Few areas in the game support long range combat and few medium range areas don't have bias towards Symmetra's ideal playstyle.
High DPS and auto-aim is inexcusable from any single disillusioned point of view, you have lost this argument.
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>>175334440
https://twitter.com/kaiui16/media
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>>175332952
>queued with a 5 stack
>go widow
>they complain
>getting picks, gold elims
>next 2 rounds their mercy pockets me
>we win
>'wow widow, you are so siiiick'

cucked their mcree :)
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>>175332568
>get high diamond in 2nd season
>stopped playing
>get back to OW again
>get ranked 2100
>raise it to platinum
>have a nonstop losing streak
>now at 1500 SR
>cant win anymore without huge losing streak
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>>175334676
>things Widow mains wish would happen
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>>175315482
lmao these people need to be gassed pronto
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>>175334552
God damnit
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>>175334847
t. kid who cant get out of master
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>>175335030
What?
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1x Mercy
2x Torb Default
1x Torb Recolor
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>>175335118
I expected a comic.
Or a fiction.
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>>175321098
>Ye, I don't get why they don't do it in W:L:W:L:L:W:W

but that is literally competitive matchmaking

every gain is followed by a loss unless u can duo/trio queue into a winstreak
>>
>win 6 matches in a row then
>lose 4 matches in a row
>below where I started
Now this is elo hell.
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>>175334676
wow this will go great next to the things genji mains wish would happen pile lmao
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>>175335257
Oh, fuck I wish. Reaper76 and the straighties get all the good doujins.
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>>175333183
Shield is only important if you have time to regenerate it. For Orisa who should be a front line tank, it is nothing. Either she gets healed or she dies anyway.

With her current "kit" only much more armor and health could save her from anything. 400 armor +200 health is the bare minimum.
>>
I THINK I'VE FIGURED SOMETHING OUT

Okay, so we know reporting is bullshit. Like, Blizzard is not going to look at a single case of someone throwing/spamming/cursing and do something about it.

However, what if they made a system where someone who IS reported, gets thrown intentionally with the shitty players?

I notice this because I tend to use words like fuck, and always get stuck with the worst team.
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>>175335797
Terrible idea.

People will abuse the fuck out of it, reporting players that beat them or they think are cheating when they're not.
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>>175335797
I think there is a few mp games who do this. Like GTAV. If you get reported for too much shittery you can only play together with similar trolls for weeks+
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>>175335797
Blizzard does something like this for hots.
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>>175335257
A picture is worth a thousand words.
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>>175334847
>>175335410
>people can't be decent at heroes I don't like

Pathetic
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>Hanamura attack
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>>175335595
She's honestly not as bad as /owg/ loves to say she is. Being weak to flankers is nothing special and her kit has a lot of versatility and use. Her only major problem is her health, one can argue about Zarya as well but her non-HP 200 is regenerating Shield and she has her bubble to help it start regenerating while Orisa's Armor doesn't regenerate.

What if it was 200 Shield atop her Armor and HP? With that much cushioning her Armor Orisa could stand up to opponenets for longer and have a good regenerating health pool when things calm down.
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>was going to make a webm of me shitting all over an ulting Genji as Zenyatta
>slap that video into the webm converter script
>There's an error, script kicks me out of the command prompt
>Try and put the file into webm converter again
>0 bytes

IT'S NOT FAIR, THAT VIDEO WAS SO SLICK
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If you dont want to fuck/be fucked genji youre a cuck, just sayin
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>>175336259
XMediaRecode
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>>175336243
>it's still drawmura
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>>175336243
>add a new flank for Eichenwald 1st point choke
>still only one entrance for Hanamura
>>
overawtch is way more fun when you're drunk
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>>175336273
No I'm not, anon! But Genji is nice, though, and I'm glad you like him so much!
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>>175336246
She is weak because there is not a single character in the cast who doesn't attack her with confidence. Even freaking Mercy can destroy her. All the other big characters have something people fear in certain circumstances. Either their damage or some skill to negate damage. Fortify is just not enough. She eats the damage no matter what. Her low health and slow mobility makes her especially vulnerable against any burst damage and her gun is just useless. It wouldn't be such a big deal if the other thanks were the same but they aren't.
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>>175336475
>can attack hanamura
>could attack eichenwalde even before the patch
>lose every numbani attack since season 2
H O W
O
W
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>>175336553
hey thanks i want to hold his hand and also fuck him. im a simple anon.
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>>175336358
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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>>175336560
>useless gun

If you're shit at aiming, maybe. Her Barrier could also use a buff to 1200HP or so, it's like they put all of their faith in Fortify despite it lasting only 4 seconds with a 10-second cooldown.
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>>175333685
But anon, ovw's hit detection is specifically made to compensate for shit connections
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>>175333902
>>175332873
>he didn't take advantage of the spawn bug before they fixed it
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>>175336560
The biggest issue with Orisa is that she has 4 legs and is slow as shit.

Why dont anyone make her have one of the fastest movement speeds for a tank but when firing slows a lot down. At least it'll fill a unique niche as a flanking tank with range.
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>>175336717
>If you're shit at aiming, maybe
Her gun is worth nothing against moving targets. It can't supress, it can't deal reliable damage. It only good for long range sustained damage which most of the cast can do better. Unlike every other tank she can't do shit against flankers with the peashooter.
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i wanna draw ovw characters more. i wish i could git gud at drawing thier designs more.
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> 6 legendary unboxings since the event
> 3 McCree skins
> 2 Torbjörn skins
> 1 500 Coins
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>tfw finally getting to play with my fellow no prestige trash cans after a long day against nothing but 3+ prestige autists
Good night, /owg/. I hope you have good games.
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>Mei can freeze a tank in the same amount of time that it takes to freeze Zenyatta or Tracer

Explain to me why this isn't bullshit. Her ult doing it is one thing, but her primary fire should take longer to freeze tanks
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>>175336938
This, and same with Winston, four legs = faster but they both move at the same speed as everyone else aside from Tracer and Genji. If they moved at 20% faster than the others it would help them both. Orisa especially should have an ability that makes her gallop forward and ram/trample people.

>>175336971
If you know how to aim she can take down or badly damage people even at range. Medium and close range those 8 bullets a second hurt like a motherfucker and if you're good at Halt!ing and predicting where the enemy gets yanked to you can kill them easily.
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>>175337098
Did you draw that, anon? It's good!
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>>175330835
But Lucio is fun,
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>>175305364
Hey guys
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>>175337416
thank you! i try my best. but ovw designs really fuck me up, theyre a real challenge, so i dont really finish up pictures beyond sketches like this
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6 decides who i main
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>>175337798
Orisa main :^)
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>>175337798
Symmetra.
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>>175337634
That's okay, I think you've done fine capturing how the characters look so far! You're right that some of the small details can be pretty hard to keep track of, but a lot of it just comes down to getting used to them and figuring out how to work them into your personal style. I'm sure you can get the hang of it!
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>>175336619

Numbani's just too damn long. You don't have enough time to get all the way to the end unless you have the defending team completely outclassed.

Also, the final point is too easy to defend.
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why the fuck is every choke conveniently the same size as rein's shield
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>>175337956
Actually I my problem is with the first fucking cap. No matter who I play with we rarely cap it while on defend we get crushed on the first attack.
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Is there any reason to play Reaper?
He feels so neglected.
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>temple of anubis symmetra
holy shit this is cancer I must have like 90% winrate on it
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>>175338010

That's what makes them chokes.

If they were bigger, Reinhardt would be way worse on those maps.
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>>175338046
Countering Winston
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>>175338046
I've played him one (1) time in comp because a Winston was fucking us up on KotH. We won and I never touched him again.
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>>175338030

Well it sounds like your problem then is that you and/or your team are just bad.
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>>175338046
I play him when I'm feeling lazy.

At my SR/MMR people still make mistakes Reaper can capitalise on, such as poor positioning. I walk up behind the enemy team while they're engaging mine and usually pick off 2 people before wraithing through them back to my team.
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>>175337927
thank u, someday i will figure out how to draw genji
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>>175338231
Oh yeah, Genji's got a lot of little bits and pieces to keep track of. Are you having trouble with any part of him in particular?
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Boyos I think our boy Chu finally done it. He got himself laid by a Witch Mercy cosplayer.

He done it. He had to get drunk first but I think he pulled through. The blood is a little concerning.
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>>175337634
>>175338231
actually whos your fav. i wanna draw now so ill sketch whoever youd like
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Fucking genji and widow mains in gm man

What the fuck

Someone on your team automatically has go to Winston which will inevitably feed the Roadhog

Can't synergize zen either because genji

Some dipshit will try to out skill the other widow only to get out sniped and too proud to switch off for the rest of the match, fucking the entire team over

Eventually youll end up with some stupid fucking dumb comp

God tier mccrees or whatever the fuck in contrast is completely manageable
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>>175336475
GHANAM URA IS ASS
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When is the next animated short?
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>>175338273
mostly his face. i want to get his helm down before anyhting else, or else it wont look right. the heads the most important part

also oops i fucking pinged myself twice cuz im stupid. see below

>>175338273
>>175338291
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>>175338336
>Those teams that pocket the Genji with Zarya bubbles, Zen orbs and even sound barriers when he Ults
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>>175315482
Except for Lucio's
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>quest 1 meh
>quest 2 really cool skin
>quest 3 cool spray
>quest 4 $$$$ jackpot
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I get too excited when I play Tracer in comp (even though my tracking is good).

How do I learn to slow down and think about my actions?
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>>175337798
Roadhog
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>>175338586
high dpi mouse 144hz monitor 1000fps mechanical keyboard (blue switches)
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>>175338281
HEY I DON'T THINK THIS IS A JOKE POST ANYMORE. HE'S POSTING A MASK WITH LIPSTICK ON IT. I THINK CHU IS IN SOME WEIRD NYC BROTHEL.

PRAY HE DOESN'T CATCH A SEXUAL DISEASE AND DELAYS THE COMICS EVEN MORE.
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Remove Genji

Just fucking remove him

Everyone who plays Genji should be shot
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>>175335595
>For Orisa who should be a front line tank

She isn't a frontline tank, that puts her right in the sights of Widowmaker and Hanzo alongside the usual Tracer, Genji etc.

You should be at the back, firing shields forward for your team on points like Hanamura/Eichenwalde A Defense. On points like Dorado A Defense you should be taking advantage of the high ground and provide supporting fire.

Being on the frontline as Orisa is an easy street way of dying to literally everything.
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>>175338717
i feel the same about widowmaker but we can't always get what we want
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>>175338717
At least genji doesn't annoy you if he's on your own team. Mei on the other hand...
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>>175338810
>I NEED HEALING
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Next hero will be more pandering garbage.
Y/n take bets.
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>>175338370
Just based on my own process, I would suggest breaking it down to the basic forms, then working your way up from there, like making a drawing's skeleton. Think of it on a less realistic level at first - say you're drawing a chibi version of Genji, what are the features that you'd make the most noticeable? What could you leave out or simplify without compromising his overall look? Basically, consider what parts you need to make Genji look like Genji at his most fundamental level and focus on those - in terms of his face, I'd say the angles that make up his visor and ear spikes are a good place to start. Once you have a "floor plan" for how his shapes fit together, I find it's a little easier to comfortably add in the fine details.

And I love the Junkrat you posted, so don't worry about drawing anything new. I really appreciate the offer, though!
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>>175338847
https://youtu.be/3NQWP7npOSw?t=4m40s
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>>175338847
Hopefully its Doomfist and he's just an angry man, but Bliizard will probably just add another woman of color
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>>175338281
>>175338694
>Sleep No More
wut
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>>175338847
Just give me a fucking healer.
Actually give me 6 more healers and 5 more tanks.
Or do away with 2/2/2 setups being the rule
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>>175338958
I dont mind if they add more women but they better be top waifus.
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Is it worth it playing Rein pre-gold or whatever the non-shit rank is? Can't really counter flankers, need your team to stay with you and be aware to get value out of your shield, and charging in will probably just get you killed with no backup.
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>>175338985
>I've done this a half a dozen times

Jesus christ Chu
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>>175338971
I hope it isn't Doomfist because that likely means he's a Defence hero.

>Sombra - Offence
>??? > Defence
>Orisa - Tank
>Ana - Support
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Should I buy boxes?
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Why is Symmetra classified as a healer and not Defense hero?
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>>175338847
My friend works for blizzard and the next hero will be called doomlegs

She wears pantyhose and erotically suffocates players to death with her thick thighs
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>>175339136
Because when the game was released there would have only been three Defence heroes which wouldn't look good :^)
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>>175338847
Have they been that so far?
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Calling it now Doomfist will be a woman. Why?
Because Blizzard likes sticking it to LoL and Dota.
It will be a not-Vi chick.
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>>175338916
zarya already exists, anon
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>>175339038
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_No_More_(2011_play)
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>>175339070
What would be wrong with that?
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>get a quad kill in Widowmaker headshots only
>Shadowplay still fucking up, can't record

also
>tfw will never perform that well in a real match

Life is suffering.
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>>175339297
Every Defence hero besides Widowmaker is garbage. It doesn't bode well for Doomfist as a concept when the party he's entering is filled with trash.
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>>175338847
A Canadian woodsman
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>winning 3v3
>enemy goes pharah
>lose 3v3 because half the cast cant fight her
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>>175339267
What?
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>>175339370
What about Bastion and Torbjorn?
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high plat is so but so shit that you can carry with healers

even with mercy
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anyone know when this current season ends?
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>>175339429
Know the sign of the redditor: unable to respond to posts.
Be vigilant anon.
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>>175339423
Roadhog tends to dominate in that mode.
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>>175339435
What about them? They suck outside of highly coordinated scrims and even then they struggle against good players.
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>>175339519

No he doesn't, get with the times. Pharah shits on the mode completely now.
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>>175339483
I'm sorry, I don't really understand. Do you mean the drawanon I was talking to earlier?
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>>175332479
Why does this generation of players get triggered at trashtalking?
Did you grow up without balls?
Just tell them to fuck off and mute them, you oversensitive fucks.
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>>175339295
>actors can and will be naked
>audience members are encouraged to watch actors alone

>chu got drunk and made out with a naked chick confirmed
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>100 Health
>200 Armour
>200 Shields
>1200 Barrier
>Fortify blocks critical hits
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FUCKING FIX HANZOS SCATTER ARROW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>175286454
>Idea for a Talon healer

Vampiric Talon Healer, who siphons off life from enemies to throw to allies.

Much more mobile than Zen, but sans the bursty damage.

Can "mark" enemies with a debuff curse that heals targets that damage them, proportionate to the amount dealt.

It's M1 is a siphon that heals both you and a designated target if it deals damage. M2 sacrifices some health to heal an ally for a burst.

Has an E ability that can tether its health pool to a tank, double the health pool, but also the potential hitboxes.

Has a passive similar to Purgatory in WoW, where they can fight on past death for a few seconds, going into negative health that needs to be healed or else they die.

Ult is a AoE that siphons off life and movement speed from enemies while buffing allies in the proximity.

But what would the extra mobility mechanic be?
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>>175340279
>Has an E ability that can tether its health pool to a tank, double the health pool, but also the potential hitboxes.
>that grief potential

make it happen >:3
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2600 to 2750 is pure elo hell, its way easier to climb above that
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Was it really necessary to give Genji the worst primary weapon in the world?

These things couldn't kill anyone if a single hit traced them, allowing a nuclear missile from outer space to home in on their location.
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>>175340869
>wanting Genji to have even more killing power

No, fuck you. If anything he's too powerful
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>>175305364
I want to be detained by Officer D.Va so badly :(
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>filename
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>Just finished first 5 games on HotS

Feelsguccimane. Already did it last time for the Oni shit, but now I'm all set for the D.Va stuff next week, hype.

Is this one of her best skins?
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>Trash tier SR (1800)
>Usually play flankers
>Try out Rein in KoTH
>play as a protector
>Keep dying since no team behind me
>start playing him as flanker and sneaking up behind people
>kills left and right
>charges left and right
>4-5 men ults almost every time
this is a weird kinda fun
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>>175340982
How long did it take you?
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>>175341052
Just type in the general / new players chat that you want an invite for the nexus challenge. Soon as you're in the lobby, right click everyone and add friend. Do this before you ready up, otherwise it won't count towards the challenge.

If people know what they're doing, they'll set it to vs AI and have the difficulty on beginner. Doesn't matter if you win or lose, so just do some other shit while you're playing to make it go by faster.

5 games took me about 1.5-2.5 hours.
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>>175339548
Dunno man bastion is pretty sweet if you duo or trio with couple of friends in lower levels people dont know how to deal with him and in higher levels people refuse to change the all sacred meta picks to deal with him.
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I fucking hate Bizzard and I hope those stupid fuckers go out of business. They can't make good games and are the video game equivalent of the big bang theory.
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>>175341431
>Being this mad cause you're a gold shitter

Git gud, faggot.
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I really want to masturbate...
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>>175341548
Here you go
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>>175341463
>implying I even play comp
okay faggot yeah I totally waste my time in this game.
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>7 losses in a row in comp
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>lose by .1% because winston got off point to kill a sym turret
hopefully he learned a variable lesson
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What's the easiest way to get the Payload >80% health achievement?

Every team I have been seems to have a mouth breather on it whether it's a Tracer who won't clean up weak enemies or a Rein who won't charge the Bastion and just circles it and swings
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>>175341693
dude :(
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>tfw Zenyatta is just a robot that recites quotes from philosophers from its database

Nothing is real
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>join quickplay
>50% of players are blatantly testing an aimbot
>100% are assholes for no real reason
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why are sjw so angry at Dva's officer skin?Do they even know that Dva is potraying a Korean officer? I mean I don't know that much about korea but do the police over there act like how they do in USA?
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>>175341463
guess again faggot im a bronzi buddy >:3
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>>175340869
>the worst primary in the world
If you mean shurikens as a whole, up close alt fire basically acts like a shotgun that can headshot.

Primary fire shurikens are for poking and Ult building, but you can fuck over immobile heroes like Rein something awful.
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>>175341905
that doesn't really matter to retarded SJWs lol
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>>175341883
>Play Quickplay
>We have a Genji, Tracer and Hanzo
>On Hanamura fucking Defense.
>Beg them to change to something else
>Why you haf to be mad. It only game.

FUCK YOU. This shit needs to be reportable
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>EU evenings
>Play game
>Enjoying it , some shit here no problems
>People have some form of communication
>Have 2 days off
>Play in morning
>russian names
>ohboyherewego
>russian playstyle of hyper agression even if you are a fucking mercy
>keeps dying and calling others noobs
>rinse repeat for 2-3 hours
I thought this game deterred the subhumans since it cost money?
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>>175341883
>join quickplay
>Hanamura
>we are butt-rushed and lose in less than a minute
>join quickplay
>Hanamura
>we are butt-rushed and lose in less than a minute
>join quickplay
>Hanamura
>we are butt-rushed and lose in less than a minute
>join quickplay
>Hanamura
>we are butt-rushed and lose in less than a minute
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>>175341823
how did you place?
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>>175341863
he has conversations with genji and tracer
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>>175342086
Nigga its QUICKLY. Play whatever the fuck you want, who gives a shit!
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>>175341905
All they see is a police officer and they've deluded themselves into believing all police officers are Satan, so it doesn't really matter that she'd have nothing whatsoever to do with the US police force.
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>>175342139
It was actually comp. I'm just tired and wrote quickplay because the guy I'm replying to said quickplay.
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>>175342135
Silver at 1740~ something. I expected worst.
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>>175340572
What if the health tether functioned like the Quick Fix in leashing your movement to them?
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>>175342174
that's alright, I'm tired as well and typed quickly instead of quickplay. eh.
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>>175341638
>So shit that he sticks to quick play and arcade

haHAA
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>>175342212
lmao I did way better in my placements and I got 1514, lucky
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>>175342279
>There's multiple game modes
>but you HAVE to play competitive!
>Competitive OVERWATCH
>>
>lose match because team sucks
honestly i should be higher than 1200 SR fucking stupid blizzard fuck you i am skilled enough my teammates just suck
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>its a everyone talks during the first round but we loose and then no one talks the second round so the enemy team wins
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>>175342438
Get good
t. Master
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>when you get hard throwers in your free win maps
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>Just want to play McCree
>Can't because enemy team almost always has a fucking Genji who is just waiting to deflect my ult

Is this a McCree problem or a Genji problem? Who needs to be fixed here?
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>Always play Overwatch at night while my family sleeps
>Can't use mic for obvious reasons
Are people unable to read chat? I mean I type fast enough, typing while gaming was never a problem. I get that people are focused on the action but... oh well.
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>>175342279
I just don't like how overwatch is literallt a fps heroes of the storm because most heroes cant solo and you have to stick by your team.
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>>175342462
>It's a someone with a shit pick giving someone else grief for a less shitty pick instead of building around them to make a decent team.

I had a Reaper constantly whinging for a Torb to switch even though Torb is pretty much a superior Reaper with his right click, turret and armor distribution while Reaper offers literally nothing.
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> mfw just in a match with our 3650 vs their 3250 team rating

Everyone was masters in the lobby except the other team had a 2 stack with a plat and a diamond. How does that shit happen
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>>175342568
every second counts, anon. Well at least in most games, especially csgo. desu it doesn't really matter as much as some autists say for overwatch
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>>175342568
if you're diamond or above voice chat is required, at those ranks they don't really focus on chat other than ult percentage
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>>175342560
>he doesn't use McCree ult for zoning
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>>175342637
Did you win a lot of games in succession by any chance? If so, it was time to lose, the winrate demands it.
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>>175342615
then go back to playing call of duty faggot, the whole premise of this game is teamwork. the fuck would you even get the game for knowing this?
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>tfw you will never get an animated season x spray
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>>175342090
russians are in every online game i'm afraid if only we can just ban that country
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>>175342637
Guy is high diamond, friend is low plat or even hit play and dropped even lower.

Game had nowhere else to place them. I fucking hate people who bring their shit friends along in comp. Especially if they're low level.
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>>175342568
ppl are deathly afraid of ppl typing in ow. even tho ow players spend on avg ~10% of their time staring at the YOU ARE DEAD screen and even tho there's tons of downtime when staggered, etc., some ppl will instaleave the chat if u type anything. u r basically lumped in with the ppl who sit in spawn typing with their forehead because someone picked hanzo or whatever, unfortunately
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>>175342568
>literally deaf
>"ANON GET ON VOICE YOU FAGGOT"
i dont even bother explaining anymore cuz if i do, the whole round becomes nothing but either chatter about it or insults because of it
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>>175342829
>animated season x spray
I didnt even knew this was a thing before this very moment. What???
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>>175342886
Top 500 players get the spray you get at the end of each season for participating but theirs are animated whereas everyone else's, isn't.
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>>175342829
It's a shame they changed it so you have to be in Top 500 by the end, sure it's more bragging right or what have you but still. I'm like 60 SR away from entering Top 500 but I truly don't expect me to hold onto that for the remainder of the season
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>>175342724
No I was on the 3650 team. We were just laughing at it and we steamrolled them. Then we realized that any one of us could have been stuck one the other team with the plat/diamond and thanked the matchmaking gods
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>>175342883
rip, sorry for your situation
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>>175312124
Whys is one sign in korean but the upper one is in japanese/chinese
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muh dick
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>>175342883
How do you play this game, especially competitive, if you're deaf anon?
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I want Orisa to sit on my face
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>OR-14 skin uses Orisa's voice
Man, I just want a basic killer robot with generic beeps and boops like Bastion. The voice really ruins the cool skin
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>>175343098
He just instalocks Hanzo or Genji
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>>175343197
Fuck you, her voice is cute
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>>175343098
not terribly well, but i manage and i have fun. i play support and keep a close eye on what my team are doing at all times
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So which Uprising skins did you guys get? I got Tracer and Widowmaker so far.

did they buff the legendary drop rate?
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What the fuck
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>>175342620
I had a Reaper on rt66 defense troll my game because I picked Torb. He just kept rage spamming that Torb is bad on rt66.
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>>175343282
I got Genji, Mercy, Orisa twice, and Reinhardt

I got some credits saved up for Tracer because this game is hell bent on not giving it to me
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>>175343409
>Career high is 54 elims
>With Pharah

Fake and gay
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>tfw got into diamond once again

just git gud, play broken shit, and berate your teammates
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>>175343535
or be like this guy and get lucky
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>>175343282
All of them because I have a job and can afford to buy lootboxes until I have all of the cosmetic items I want from the events.
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>>175343578
>supporting (((microtransactions)))
kys
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>>175343646
>being poor
kys
not even him lmao
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>>175342941
More like it's shame it wasn't in from the very start.

>lmao, look at me lucking out at the start of season when the actual good players were still asleep and getting to top 500 with like 3700SR and then dropping to diamond but still getting the best rewards

Now they should implement that shit for all ranks and comp would be yet another step closer to being actually something more than two rounds QP.
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>>175343282
>buff the legendary drop rate

lmao no
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At which date does the HOTS week 2 for the D.Va skin start?
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>>175343925
Yeah that's what I thought. I did get 4 legendaries this week any I haven't played in a few months so I was a bit surprised is all
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>>175343946
wednesday I think
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>>175343574
get good at being lucky then
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>>175343714
>spending money on shit
>you
>rich
lmaoing at your life kid
not even him
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>>175343578
>idiots like this keep funding my free maps, characters and events
>spend my money on new games and sushi instead

Lmaoing @ your stupidity
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>>175342883
Just join voice and say nothing all game.

I basically do that almost every game because shy ;__; and almost never get any shit for it.
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>>175332963
let me rephrase for anon
>Please I just want the spray for legendary uprising
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did you guys manage to get legendary in uprising? closest I have gotten was the last orisa but always ran out of time, guess I'll wait till next year.
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>>175344572
>>175343282
Genji twice
Rein
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>>175344572
Got Genji, Mcree 3 times, and torb twice
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wtf Chu
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>>175344572
With the OG crew? I got Expert and that was as far as I'm willing to go.

The kind of difficulties that just make enemies take less damage and dish out more are the shittiest and most creatively bankrupt ones.

The least they could have done was start spawning special units from the start or slow down Ult generation.
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>>175344235
sushi
ewww
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>>175344980
Chu had a very exciting night, from the looks of things.
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>>175345124

Yeah, he put on lipstick and kissed a mask
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>>175345220
See >>175339295
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>>175345278

why do I give a shit about this
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>>175345694
Because that's where the mask is from. He went to Sleep No More and probably got accosted by a naked actress.
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>Noob player 2100 SR
>Play Rein
>Win games
>Want to try out other chars
>literally every other Rein is applying for a role in rambo
>charge in non stop not even clever aggression just charge the moment they see an enemy
>they constantly die and get the cumdump mercy dead
>we lose
>I tell him to switch with me to Rein
>We win
I thought Rein was a noob friendly hero why do so many play him wrong?
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>>175345939

Or he kissed his masked
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>>175346098
I did say "probably."
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Why is this allowed? https://twitter.com/raye1215/status/857947796225183744
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anyone else find mccree easier to play than soldier76 despite being inconsistent
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>>175346006

everyone wanna play reinhardt but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass shield
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Just had the hardest GM game of my life. Going to listen to some ASMR to unwind.
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>>175344572
i believe it is pretty rare. some of our failed attempts even made it onto the leaderboards around top 200 and we were just a random pug of platters/norankers that voted to keep playing together for the day, so not exactly high octane ow gamers

u p much need a steady group to get it because the last part requires ppl to practice with each other unless ur all gods or something. but in theory its pretty simple. to not run out of time u just have to bumrush one big fag in between each tank bastion. so 1st orisa->tank->sentry->tank-> etc. molten core alone kills big fags fast enough and shatter/bomb kills tanks. just alternate
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Is orisas ultimate getting fixed or what? it's quite strong, except the device itself has about 50hp and doesn't go through walls, it's a total waste. They should just nerf either it's damage buff or duration and allow it to go through walls and be invincible.
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>>175343282
>did they buff the legendary drop rate?

Probably.
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>>175346006
Charging Rein is better than passive Rein. The team just has to go in and stop strafing at the choke once he gets the pick and the enemy team turns around to deal with him.
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>>175347152
>the one white you actually got was the event related item
Hah

>>175343282
Ironclad Torb and OR-14 Orisa only. The only things I want left are Null Sector Bastion and Blackwatch McCree and I've got enough creds for them just waiting for the last day in case I get them beforehand
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>>175344572
Got it literally 30 minutes ago.

You need to have a plan for each section and everybody needs to know what they're supposed to be doing or you're going to get rolled. An uncoordinated team will almost certainly not get it unless all the players are incredible at doing their own thing, and even that's a kind of coordination.
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>>175347292
>mocking my misfortune

DELET THIS
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>>175347321
Can you tell me what the Tracer in the team is supposed to be doing? We always manage to get to escorting the payload then inmediatly die at the first tank bastion or we let the payload be destroyed by the little guys.
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>>175347696
Tracer's job is to:

1a. Delete Troopers, preferably before they can get too many shots off
1b. Delete Bastions
2. Delete Eradicators or at least distract them while destroying their shields.
3. Delete Slicers

During the payload phase, you should be using a Torb ult on the first bastion once it isn't able to move behind cover anymore. For the second Bastion, leave a Slicer cutting the payload so it doesn't move and spawn more enemies while you deal with the second bastion with a Tracer and Reinhardt ult (Torb assists by shooting). For the third Bastion, you'll need another Torb ult.
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>Increase Translocator Countdown by 100%
>If Countdown is still counting - make it so Sombra can replace her 1st Translocator and place another one instead - without using the 1st Translocator, if she choses to do so.
>If Translocator-countdown is over and the Translocator has not been used, she can instanly throw a new Translocator, witout a cooldown.
>Invisibility lasts 30% longer
>Weapon Damge slightly increased
>Damge Falloff moderately decreased
>After being invisible for more than 3 Seconds, taking damage doesn't remove her invisibility anymore. It only does so during the first 3 seconds. She can still take damge while invisible and enemies still get the "you have hit something"-audio-cue+hud indicator.
>Hack animation less noticeable/colorful
>Has to get hit for at least 20 damage for hack to be canceled
>Hack removes EVERYTHING except primary weapon fire (that includes passives, such as Lucio's Wallride, Phara+Mercy fall from the sky like a rock)
>Disables supporter's healing / buff abilities
>Own HP increased to 250 (25 of wich is shields)

Yes, she is THAT useless and broken, that she needs so MUCH FIXING!
Don't get me wrong, I like her. But I can't enjoy playing as her because everything she does feels so unreliable.
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>it's a "soldier and mccree cant shoot the enemy phara so your supports get raped" round
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>>175344980
Cringe
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>>175347879
Sombra is already in a good spot aside from her weapon spread (and even that isn't too bad). Stop playing her like a TF2 Spy, she dips in between the front line (hacking targets of opportunity) and the backline (ulting and picking off people that are alone to create opportunities).
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>>175342560
bro mccree ult last 6 seconds
genji deflect is like 3
literally hold it till last second
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Anyone playing HotS for this crappy event?
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>>175348214
I want to but

>play 5 games with a friend
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>>175348380
star the game and type /join lfg and /join nexuschallenge into chat, and then just spam "LFG for AI farm"

or invite people posting themselves, then add them as friend, unfriend after
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>>175348380
>[General chat]: looking for event group
It's that easy.
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>>175348451
Games vs AI counts as games?
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>>175345084
>burger taste
>>175346723
>every general in a nutshell
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>>175348486
Only for week 1 (Gengu skin)
Week 2 (dva skin and beyond) requires proper matches.
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>>175348486
only during the first week
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>>175348543
>>175348550
How long ago did the event start?
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>>175348074
McCree takes like two seconds to load up Deadeye on Genji. So really, Genji only has to worry about the four final seconds.
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>"I have 2 gold medals!"

Oh so you're doing the bare minimum that is expected of you then? wow
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>>175348047
I have never played TF so I don't know how a spy plays.
I am just sick and tired of the following:
>Try to hack someone
>Hack gets canceled because a tracer hit you for 0.1 damage from the other side of the map
>Be in the middle of a fight, notice you should get out - luckily you placed a translocator. FUCK YOU countdown is over! Time to die! (Make countdown more noticeable!)
>Shit my countdown is over, better throw a new translocator to try and get out
>It's on cooldown - RREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It's literally impossible to play/practice her in Quickplay because everyone plays DPS, Hanzo, Widdowmaker. Sonar Arrow + Widdow-Ult make your invis useless. No one plays High-Value Hacks like Reinhardt or Roadhog. Sombra would be pefect for competetive paly - but in comp people start to moan and bitch like little girls if you pick her.
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>>175348720
i can tell you're a shitter
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>>175348790
>(Make countdown more noticeable!)

Are you deaf my man? The timer gets louders the closer it gets to expiration. Not to mention that the timer is literally right under your crosshairs.
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I have the urge to make D.Va fanfiction. What the fuck is wrong with me?
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>>175348902
In the middle of a fight I tend to focus on the fight instead of some random hud elements or non fight-related audio cues.
I need a christopher-nolan soundtrack like BRRRRRAAAWWWW when coutdown hits 3 seconds.
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Just caved and bought 50 loot boxes since I really want the skins and don't have enough time to play today or tomorrow.

I also stopped playing after Lunar New Years so I don't have many coins.

>15 legendaries
>only 1 Cadet Tracer and 2 Battle Mercy

WHY IS THIS

ALLOWEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>175348937
At least make it a male reader x D.Va. For OW's popularity, there is a shocking lack of male reader x fem ow character fics
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>>175348937
I'm writing some right now with an OC. It's a ripoff of All You Need Is Kill.

He's a middle-tier SC player caught up in the same draft that D.va was and shoved into a meka in basically a "get in the fucking robot Shinji" moment. He's gonna die fighting the Meka-Kaiju and see D.va piloting the Meka like she is in the cinematic that pic related is from.
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>>175349130

post links to some please

please

i tried asking owg if you guys wanted to start writing them but everyone told me to go to a waifu general
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>>175349130
Well, I've been reading [/spoiler]Hana x S 76[/spoiler]. It's all shit. I'm itching to make something that can at least feel satisfying.

>>175349140
I want to make something that mixes cheeky girl and inner-depressed-child-soldier. Also smut, since Hana's becoming my waifu of the week.
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>>175349071
There shouldn't be RNG when real money is involved.
We should be able to buy what we want guaranteed when we throw money out.
But unfortunately this isn't the case and you weren't lucky.
I've gotten everything except orisa legendary from about 40 boxes from leveling.
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>>175349296
More open-minded people post at / after midnight.
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>>175349296
I would, but...I've literally come up empty handed. I went to Archive of our own, and it's pretty much 60% male character/fem reader. 30% male character/male reader, and 10% fem character/male reader, out of which I couldn't find any lewd ones
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>>175349298
>>175349140
Godspeed anons.
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>>175349405
It's shit. It's all shit. More typos than a fucking fifth-grade essay. It's part of the reason I want to write some; D.Va should have better.
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>neat I can finally RNG out of gold soloQ hell
>3 ex diamonds and 3 plat on the other team
>my team has no diamonds, 2 golds 4plat
>my team has 2 non 100+
>other team has a 600 and no one under 140

why does blizz think this is OK matchmaking playing against people they think are diamond when they think I'm 1000+ skill worse
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>>175349578
Who cares what the shiny badge they have tells you? They're in gold. If they've fallen that far, they should be just as shit as you.
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>>175348820
I can tell you decided to shoot Deadeye without waiting for it to actually load like a shitter.
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>>175349629
not true though the plat guys usually are better than silver players even if they have fallen the guy could have easily had a shitty day and just kept playing I know I once dropped 600 SR by playing after doing a 30 hour shift and just wanting to quit when I finally get that "win"
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>>175349130
>>175349298
>>175349440
>>175349405
Please fuck off or go to a different general instead of shitting this one up.
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>you now win and lose constant amount of SR

is matchmaking fixed?
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>>175349894
We are discussing something that has to do with Overwatch.
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>>175349894
What's wrong with wanting fan fiction?

>>175349937
Is there a hard cap for how much you can win/lose in a day?
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>>175349894
I'd rather discuss fanfiction than read nth post complaining about their shitty team.
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>>175350230
>>175350230
>>175350230
>>175350230
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>>175349354
gambling authority incomming - this is a raid. Show your papers blizzard. Oh, so you offer gambling to minors?
Deputy, the handcuffs plese.
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>>175341935
>Shotgun
HELL! Why don't we have a hero with a shotung?
And by that I mean a "classic" shot-/pumpgun and not that shit Reaper has.
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>>175342212
I had 4 wins, 5 losses, 1 draw
Got placed at 2.700-ish.
(Last season I had 9 wins and 1 loss and got placed a 2300-ish)
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I want to decrease my MMR / SR on purpose. How can I do that without being too much of a troll / getting repoted ?
I want it to "seem" like I'm actually trying, when I'm really not.
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>>175351406
just leave the game at the very start to dump 50 sr and they just get the game cancelled

seems like the easiest way, cause then only you lose out. obviously you have to put up with bans but it is what it is
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