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CLANKED edition

>New Nexus challenge for D.Va and Genji skins (new D.Va skin, same Oni Genji skin)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv2t9lwC7lk
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/nexuschallenge20/

>Official Uprising event website
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/uprising/

>When does the event end?
May 1st.

>Loot item checklist
https://js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/UPRISING_2017

>Latest Comic
http://www.madefire.com/motion-books/OVERWATCH-UPRISING/

>Event video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpGrY9i8TSA
>Story video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5wDV8x6w7s

>Developer update video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGpQtWoasMs

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753818008

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Tips/tricks/basics/etc.
http://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

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>>175174516
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>>175210792
Isn't that technically robo-rape?
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Sombra online.
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>>175209557
Is this T.Racer cute enough for you?
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Roadhog is my favorite because he is cute and I love his laughs.
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>go to check officer dva
>game bugs
>get datass instead
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Mei cheerleader skin when
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>>175210935
I like him because I like to play as a middle-aged, morbidly obese Australian criminal who murders people with a hook.
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It's not just me getting these random fucking bursts of lag is it? Every time I check my net it's fine, yet both HOTS and OW have been shitting themselves randomly throughout the day.
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ni hao!
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>>175210992
Anon, chubby people can't into acrobatics.
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Can't we at least get Patch Notes or something?

I want to know what that patch earlier was.
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Why isn't their a rank tier below bronze? Something like "Poop". I deserve to be there, I'm garbage and always have been. I've never been below Gold, but I shocked as to why not. I hope my placement matches next season are honest and just put me in Bronze already. I've ruined enough games with how bad I am.
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Pharah in the skies
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>>175211232
I don't care
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>>175211335
They only do notes for things they think are worthy of them like the capture point changes earlier today.
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Tracers goggles
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>>175211360
this fucking lack of self-esteem god damn
you may be a shitter, but there IS way worse out there, I could bet you anything I'm worse than you are
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>Fixed a bug that gave Genji’s Dragonblade ability a slightly increased swing speed while at a higher latency. Dragonblade’s default swing speed has been slightly increased to compensate

is jeff genuinely autistic and unable to make a change to a character without "compensating" even if it's a fucking bug fix?
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>>175211232
They can in vidya
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>>175210919

>hola!
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>>175211360
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guess i'm pretty much done with being a team player in this game. Every game in both qp and ranked is just crap.
on top of the fact that blizzard can't balance this game to save their lives it just adds to the frustration in every game.

Their PTR is fucking useless since they never make changes based on the feed back and just push out broken shit.

guess i'll just start having a main and like the rest of idiots.
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>Already have this skin
>mfw Double Dupe Legendaries
Just.. fuck my life up senpai...
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>>175211146
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So to get the D.va skin next week, I have to get the Oni skin this week?
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>Get a triple Legendary lootbox
>Joining game!

FUCK

NOW NO ONE WILL BELIEVE ME
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>>175211925
yee
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>>175211925
Yeah, and you have to play against actual people for D.va's.
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does anyone else here play quickplay as serious as comp (play to win, switch to needed heroes)

i feel like the more matches you win the better the match quality gets, basically its the same as comp just with less emotionally challenged people and ragers
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>>175211736

>¿Qué onda?
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>>175211840
>tfw never gotten 2 legendaries in a box where the other isn't gold
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>It's a "all the hitscans were taken but none of them can hit Pharah" episode

AIM UP YOU FUCKING MONGRELS, SHE'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE
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>>175211250
It's not translated yet. Give it a few days. Have another page. (technically 2 pieced together so I don't have to post it twice)
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>>175212150
>no sombra gf
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>>175212246
>Enemy team is filled with hitscan heroes
>It's only the poor Orisa that has the common sense to focus our Pharah
>It's like watching a crippled cat try and swat a fly
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What did the update add?
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Is Sombra good?
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>>175212119
I do, because playing comp gives me mad nerves. I do it every once in a while, but have to take breaks after every match so I don't end up doing it much. I always give it my all because even if others aren't playing as seriously, I know deep down they would feel better about a win than a loss, and I'm happy to do my best trying to make that difference
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>>175211925
>I HAVE to get the Oni skin this week?
No, you do have to get the Oni skin before getting the D.va one, but you have up until the 22nd of may to complete all challenges, it doesn't needs to be this week.

Guys, put this in the OP:
http://eu.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/nexuschallenge20/
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*blocks your path*
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>>175212517
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Why the fuck did they shaft this mei for the shitty design we have today?
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>>175212119
More or less, I don't get mad at non-meta heroes but I always leave as soon as I see it'll be a 5DPS shitshow.
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>>175212425
She's too easily countered by a decent team.

Otherwise, she has some useful utility, but her damage is pretty terrible.
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>>175212405
>new D.va skin in galery
>Genji has 7 slashes on his ult at all times and they fixed the hit reg
>Roadhog's right click nerfed to oblivion
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>>175212517
>>175212570
stop posting this shit.

post cute Junk and Hog instead!
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>be mccree on numbani defense
>payload's at last and in overtime
>die
>be rezzed
>die again
>we're losing this fight
>our lucio is the only one still alive and contesting
>take sip of water
>respawn
>accidentally press q and high noon in spawn
>overtime runs out
>mfw the entire enemy team bailed from the point after hearing high noon
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>>175212645
someone post the leg comic
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I want Officer D.Va to show me the long arm of the law!
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>officer song will never make you a victim of the war on drugs
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*blocks your path*
Got something to say cadet? Keep moving.
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Turns out D.Va had the best ass in the game.

who knew.
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>>175213116
Sombra and Widowmaker's are still better
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>>175212570
this is great
but what's up with the bulge?
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Someone last thread said Hog's M2 was nerfed. Went into Training Mode and it hasn't been touched.

Why do you people lie so much?
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>>175213221
i think you know what's up with the bulge anon
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>>175212583
>bait
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>>175213221
you only think it's a bulge because of the unnecessary thigh gap
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>>175213246
you got meme'd anon
accept it and move on
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>>175213116
It was always obvious.
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>event comes
>want one item, don't care about all the rest
>get everything except that one item you want
>costs 3000 fucking credits tithe
>event ends
>repeat a few months later
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>>175213116
>>175213034
>want that qt skin for D.va
>realize that playing HOTS is the only way to get it for now
Wew
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>>175212583
>Mei, at one time, didn't look like a whitey with down syndrome
Fuck.
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>>175212583
that design looks more like those stretched widow images than anything else lmao
godawful
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>>175213175
I guess if you isolated the ass, maybe.

But then I keep getting distracted by her horribly disfigured spine and blue skin.
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Why is Jack dragging a married Egyptian woman into his war?
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>>175212627
>>Genji has 7 slashes on his ult at all times and they fixed the hit reg
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When will Officer D.Va march into Best Korea and murder everyone in plain site?
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>>175212341

Gotcha
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>>175213429
>not having 10k+ built up at least
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>>175213246
I believed that Blizzard patched widowmaker's ass to make it smaller because SJWs were complaining, when some people memed that a few days back.
Don't feel bad you believed them, there is always worse.
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If Junkmetra is ever a thing, is it sad that Junkrat is going to be the one to more likely use the toilet?
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>tfw Officer D. Va will never violate your constitutional rights
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>join comp game
>"hey, Anon, go Mercy ;)
>ask why
>"I saw your time, come on"
>have 60 hours on Mercy in QP and everyone assumes I'm a Mercy main

Default current season stats in profile when?
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>>175213708
Because she was his second-in-command for 20 years and obviously the best choice once he found out she was still alive. Also really doubt she's married.
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>17 player skins missing
>5 player icons missing

I might be able to 100% this event
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Where in the patch notes does it mention roadhog's right click nerf that everyone is talking about? I can't find it for the life of me.
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>>175212882

You have 10 seconds to comply
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>>175214008
it was a lie
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>>175213943
Same. She's too much of a slut to stay on one dick at a time.
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>>175213881
>"I saw your time, come on"
I don't like how anyone can just stalk your profile and see your stats for all characters. I'm surprised there's no privacy function. Just because I play slightly more Reinhardt than anything else doesn't mean I want to play now.

>"go rein anon i check ur profile"
NO LEAVE ME ALONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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>>175213368
Her face looks like a pornstar's in this pic.
Anri Okita
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>>175214118
i know what i'm jerkin off to tonight if you know what i mean

and by tonight i mean now
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>>175213545
>>175213274
either way she looks like a god damn downie
Not to mention she's fat
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>>175213943
>ana aged like a bitch
>tracer stays the same
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>>175214227
if she is fat then what are you
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>>175214063
I actually believed it since I've been playing hog a lot lately and noticed how crazy his right click is sometimes.
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>tfw you've expended all of your weekly comp victory allotment
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>>175214241
That's just another image where they made it without caring about story accuracy
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>>175213268
please elaborate
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>super soldier gone bad

When is 76 going to become pure evil?
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>>175212583
>landwhales everywhere have a collective sigh of relief as they realised their favourite chubby china woman is not tall and thin
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>>175213712
There was a weird bug that made him have 7 slashes if you have ping above a certain low number like 50 or smth. Last patch they fixed it and he got down to 6 slashes but they now buffed him to 7 slashes again no matter what your ping is because they didn't want to nerf him.
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>>175213175
And Roadhog's is the most superior
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>>175214308
A normal human being that while is not fit I'm at least not overweight or obese
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>>175214326
same. I thought they finally gave in and nerfed Hog for the 20th time. But I have been testing it and it's the same thankfully.
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>>175214440
The fuck is this shit?
Get your mental illness out of my blue board you degenerate.
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>Implying this isn't the best Orisa skin
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>>175214019
I would kill for an ED-209 homage character. A prototype Offense-class heavy assault Omnic designed and built by Talon after the Voskaya incident for engaging armed opponents and mechs, equipped with tungsten armor- and barrier-piercing rounds that deal 50% of their damage through barriers and normal damage to armor, a frag grenade launcher whose rounds explode with a 360-degree shell of fragments, an overdive ability that boosts its speed and jumping abilities for several seconds and lets it trample enemies, a melee ability where it delivers a powerful kick to an opponent that knocks them backward, and an ultimate where it can fire a steadt stream of frag grenades without cooldown or reload for several seconds.
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>>175213545
>>175213274
>exactly 3 mins in difference between these posts
what did they mean by this
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>>175213058
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>>175214604
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>>175214658
nothing at all
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>>175214440
s-sauce?
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>>175214685
>Mike Pence prepares his ultimate ability so he can give the lgbt the ac/dc
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>>175214924
acdc is literally one of the worst bands of all time
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>>175211449
Give me dogfighting CGI blizzard reeeeeee
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>>175210935
Roadhog is a great dad and I like him a lot!

>>175212870
Please don't!
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>>175214868
>Three minutes to respond with an easy to make cap
>Easy tools to shop things like this
What did he mean by this
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>blizzard programming
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>>175215067
I had to wait until I died to respond, baka
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>>175215123
What am I looking at.
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>>175214903
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>>175215236

3v3
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>>175215236
Looks like 3v3 bugged out into 4v3
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>>175214654
Pretty sure the new skin is your homage
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>>175215265
>that shitty desaturation
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>>175215191
>shitposting while gaming for maximum efficiency
Shill you are not sir
Still the Mei we have today looks shit compared to the original, I mean seriously this is some autismo shit going on with Mei.
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>>175215265
>that zarya

top kek
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>>175215296
>>175215281
Doesn't custom allow you to play elim ruleset and map?
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>>175215360
womanlet zarya and manlet reaper really make that pic
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>2017
>not liking chubby
seriously guys
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>>175215324
do pics of the concept art that are not taken at an angle exist?
the pic you posted of her is distorted a lot because of that
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>>175215494
Calm down, Junkrat.
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>>175215494
Humans are not supposed to be fat.
When you get too fat your heart literally stops being able to beat and your weight is too hard to hold up by yourself.
>my 600 pound life
Fatties and Fatty chasers need to fuck off their not attractive
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Why is Fareeha looking so nervous and sweaty ;_; ?
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tips on climbing to GM?
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>>175215023
>her fight at the temple of anubis was supposed to be a short
>had to be turned into a comic because of issues

Feels bad, I'd love to see her fully animated
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>not liking curvy mei
This is the superior design.
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>>175215559
here
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>>175215801
Sauce?
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post cüte
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>>175215672
mei's not really fat, tumblroni. it's just her polar clothing and anime-ish artstyle that make it seem that way
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>play Quickplay
>feel like playing hero X
>game starts
>team gets shit on
>no healer
>switch to healer
>win
>repeat

When will I finally be able to play who I want to play AND win at the same time?
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>>175215923
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>>175213116
>Says dva has the best ass in the game
>Some faggot from here argues with me

I hope you see me now, faggot
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>>175215980
>mei's not really fat
People threw a shitfit about her lunar skin and blizzard said it was a mistake her waist was small because she probably isn't fat and they made her fat. Look at the lunar skins desu she's chubby af
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>>175216046
>BRAAAAAAAAAP
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>>175216171
That's mean, anon...
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Freeze!

Post your cop DVA fanart where I can see 'em
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d.va is for normalfags
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>bought 50 crates
>two duplicate mercy and 2 duplicate genji new skins
>5k coins
>bought mcree and tracer skins
>feel satisfied enough
>forgot Talon Widowmaker

FUCK ME FUCK ME I DON'T HAVE THE COINS
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>>175215798
Luck

I yo-yo like a mother fuck from master to plat
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>>175213708
Why is Winston dragging his best friend into his illegal actives, painting a giant target not only her back but probably her girlfriends as well?
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>>175215801
feels bad man
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>>175216316
So what's next? Nurse D.Va?
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>>175216409
Summer DVA
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> calm down its quick play
> lol why are you taking comp serious

Hanzo and widowmaker banable in solo queuing when?
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>>175216409
Butler Tracer
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>>175215891
>Where there isn’t the bandwidth to produce a short - in a story that requires 20 characters in one shot, for example - it may become a comic, an alternative, and increasingly popular means of telling Overwatch’s story. “There have been times when we'll write a story and it actually was intended for one thing, like the Pharah comic for instance, was intended to be a short initially and then just because of a bunch of different circumstances, it became a comic.”

From an interview with ign did with one of the lead guys for the shorts and Chu.
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>>175216398
Why is Talon utilizing a brainwashed blue housewife to sow dissent and murder key advocates of peace in order to advance an agenda of strife and chaos?
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>almost to masters as a tank main
>this past week lose games because people dont play as a team and tilt at each other
>stuck at 3350 because im not good enough to carry

im debating dropping it at this point, and just becoming a onetrick hanzo/junkrat main, even if it means losing SR. this shit is not fun, especially when people are pissed and talking shit every single game anyways. idk
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>>175210883
>>175210883
Yeah.
Take this "I can make him love me" bs somewhere else Blizzard


Unless it's a spy flick, that'd be kinda interesting
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>>175213759
>playing this game on event downtime
This is was autism manifests into i guess
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>>175216486
What kind of swimwear do you think she'd wear?
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>>175215265
>bulge on D.va
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>>175216585
Well that one is easy, Talon are a bunch of giant dicks.
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How do you get out of gold? Everytime I hit 2400 I just get struck by game after game of hanzo mains and match throwers. I made it to plat once in season 2 and then never again
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>>175216764
Team up with five good players.
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>>175215308
No, it's a mecha-suit with police car paint piloted by a cosplaying Starcraft II player. I want an actual Omnic who growls and roars and tells its opponents to lay down or die.
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>>175215768
You might want to delet this friend
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>>175210935
I love the laugh that he makes when you select him
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Hey guys, Blizzard here. We hope you're exited for the next competitive season of Overwatch, because this time we'll be doing the ranking system the right way!
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>>175216027

Never. It is impossible.

I actually quite like playing healer but sometimes it's nice not to have to worry about everyone else and just go apeshit.
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>normally just play quickplay and arcade 3v3
>start ranked placement
>people keep dropping out of the match or I get attack hanzo teammates, etc.
>get 3-4 gold every match and stay on the objective
>finish placement at 1732 anyway
>oh well, once I start playing it'll go up to a normal spot
>still keep losing points no matter how well I do every match
I don't know why I even bothered.
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>>175213175
Talon has some great taste in its agents.
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Fell from 3370 to 2900 in one losing streak, should I just kys myself?
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>>175216892
That cough laugh is pretty nice.
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>>175216585
Why did a Swiss doctor turn her lover into a cyborg ninja warrior?
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>>175214612

OHHH, BAHNANA
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>>175216981
What I want to know is how a professional ballerina managed toget an ass that fat.
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>>175217010
>should I just kys myself?
yes
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>>175216409
Pyongyang D.Va or Mei pls
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>>175217029
robot dick
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>>175216684
One piece, obviously
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>>175217010
take a few days off, and then only play 2 - 3 games every couple days once you come back. youll have a fresh state of mind and be ready and motivated to play when you come back.

thats the best way to climb, in my opinion.
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>>175216409
Nurse Reinhardt
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>>175216398
>tfw you will never have a friend that cares for you so much they are willing to break the law and risk their life just to hang around with you again
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>>175217096
>dandon fuga making a new piece with Widow's new skin

Good day
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>>175216341
then I must be a normie
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>>175217385
This one?
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>>175217332

>WHATEVER AILS YOU, I SHALL MEET IN GLORIOUS BATTLE!
>*rocket hammers your liver for 75 damage*
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>>175216341
I'm actually a normalfag
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>>175217538
Yep. I just enjoy Widowmaker things in general though
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>>175217631
Good taste, anon. Objectively most aesthetic girl.
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>Hog gets nerfed
>Reaper is still a worse Hog

Blizzard can't keep getting away with this
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>>175216409

Fat acceptance day Mei
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>>175217823
Even Sombra is a better Reaper right now.
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>>175217785
Her and Pharah are easily my favorites
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Why didn't blizzard just copy demomans grenade launcher 1:1 instead of creating junkrats gun?
Why did blizzard make something that encourages braindead spam and keeps junkrat out of anything higher than gold?
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>>175216409

Female Zarya
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>>175217229
Thanks, I'll probably take your advice and kms some other time.
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Protect the bastion teams are so fucking cancer.
>almost kill the bastion, zen ults
>finally kill him, solo rez
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The enemy has a teleporteur.
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>>175218179
I knew this thread was missing something
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>>175218084
Because they wanted to make a casual TF2, so they casualized core gameplay and added gimmicks for better players instead.
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>>175216972
>Hanzo is bad on attack

Maybe because you don't play ranked?
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Any console player use the xim4, scuff, tac pro? SR jump?

Personally, I am not as experienced on keyboard mouse. My guess is I would be around the same?
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I kinda wanna play HOTS now.
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This game needs a discord timer

It will very nice to know how long I've been on discord for in each match and whether it was the most

Everyone I play dps it feels like they have to go 2 hitscan mercy boost and discord just to shut me down so then my team gets wiped because I can't function properly
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Any pro tank player I can watch so maybe I can pick up some things and improve myself?

Mainly looking for Rein, Zarya and Winston play
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Is Blizzard too scared to give us even more control over how we can tweak heroes in custom games?

I feel like they're holding us back because they're afraid of people making an alternate playmode that is superior to the regular game.
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>>175217096
Squats son. Talon has a rigorous exercise regimen.
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>>175217590
>>175217483
Dva is for anime fans
sadly those are mostly normies nowadays :/
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>>175219210
Explain how much more they could be tweaked?
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>>175219024
>using kb&m on console
Should be banned
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>someone on the team switches to tank leaving us in 3 tank comp and we flip our miserable match
>a fucking 2/2/2 memer switches to offense and we lose

EBIINN!!!!!!
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>it's a whole team but you goes dps episode for the 5th re-run

Yet they couldn't kill anything, but it's probably my skill that's keeping me in silver right?
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>>175219361
Who's the patrician waifu then my man?
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>>175219379
1.) Changing characteristics of abilities (like being able to turn McCree's flashbang into a super short duration ability silence, speeding up Reaper's teleport so that it isn't only used when exiting spawn, other things that I would like to try)

2.) Changing damage on a weapon-to-weapon skill-to-skill basis, not buffing or neutering a hero's damage as a whole

3.) More control over damage falloff, damage scaling over distance.

4.) Restoring Genji's double jump after wall climbing mechanic
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>>175219210

That's happened to Blizzard before, so it wouldn't surprise me.
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>Servers shit up so badly that I "disconnect" from a game even though my internet connection is fine and I lose 50 points each and I drop all the way down to 1000
>Even today they keep fucking up, we win one round and then the match suddenly switches to a new one because of a "server error" and then the match stops because someone left and the round we played doesn't count so I have a bunch of completed games that basically did NOTHING

>decide fuck it I'll just play with a character I'm bad at exclusively until I'm good enough with them to carry back up because half of these god damn games don't even count anymore

Tell me good Ana tips pls /owg/. I love her and I must become her.
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>>175219848
Don't be afraid to snipe enemies. If all you want to do is heal from a distance you could've just played Mercy.
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>constantly getting matched against people with 3+stars under their names
>have 0 stars

This matchmaking is a joke
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>>175220002
All the stars mean is literally that they play a lot, not that they're good.
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>>175219497
oh don't get me wrong, I'm all for Dva too (though I like Ana a lot as well, and most OW heroes are high tier in their own cute or dorky way) I'm just being bitter about how having an eye for the weebiest elements used to be an outsider thing, and now every normie's flaunting it. wow that seems autistic even to me as I type it out
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>>175215265

Jesus
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>>175220054
They are good though, because they've played far longer than I have. I wish I could just magically get good enough to take on people who have far more experience than I do, but I can't because I'm a fucking normal person
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>>175212246
>Soldier, Widow and McCree on team
>Nobody killing Phara
>Switc hoff tank to Spunkrodent because fuck this team
>wind up killing Phara 3 times with mine in midair
>We win
I don't even
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>>175219024
I use the g pro. Fucking love this mouse
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>>175220054
it IS an advantage in terms of map familiarity and practice with heroes, but beyond lvl 300 it means diddly fucking squat anymore
I'd rather have a lvl 250 plat near me than a 450 bronze, obviously
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>uncontested cart/eichen bastions
>mccree smurfs
>dominating widows/pharmercy
>silent duo queues who don't believe shotcalling should exist in plat
>pacifist reinhardts glued to the choke
>free flying mercys get picked off
Plat is a special kind of hell isn't it?
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>>175212517

>Korean giving a fuck about niggers

kek
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>Widow on team misses a shot
>Blames it on another player who was fighting the person they were trying to shoot
>Spends the whole rest of the round yelling at that player and trying to get the enemy team to report them for griefing.
>Game ends
>The player they were mad at got potg
>Widow leaves immediately after seeing it

I don't get why they were so angry so quickly, but that was hilarious.
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>>175220002
>play QP with a friend because he's shit and can't be trusted in Comp
>enemy team ranges from 2.8k to 3500 SR
>my team has unranked or 1k genji mains
>lose every game

Matchmaking is fucking shit no matter how you look at it. I just want to play with my shitter friends and actually WIN a game once.
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>>175219476
My climb out of silver seemed more about which team had the worst player, not the best one.

So many games where one person seemed to be enough to drag a whole team down.

Gold is not much better.

>>175219440
I'm shocked how many people in comp are STILL on 2 2 2. That's like 7 - 8 months behind the curve.
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>>175220310
In my headcanon the whiskers are tattoos, can a loremaster enlighten me?
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>>175220594
She's an idol, it's idol makeup.

I don't think idols are ALLOWED to get tattoos.
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>>175219361
I like anime too. EVA is my favorite, but I like monogatari and psg. I'm still a normie
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>>175219024
>m&kb
Just play on pc dude
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>>175220594
The uprising spray shows she had them as a little girl so no way they're tattoos
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>>175220571

Dropped to bronze today, I try to keep the team together, tell them to group up, tell them about flanks and shit but they just don't listen man. They play the competitive like some kind of deathmatch game, spawn > go to the point > die in 6v1 > spawn > rinse and repeat. I just can't take it anymore, even duo queuing doesn't work.
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>>175220889
>tfw Lucio yells at me for having less kills than him as a Tracer

>mfw I have gold objective time and constantly dancing around four opponents meaning that somehow all five of my teammates are getting distracted by killing the same two people over and over

If you're so good at killing why aren't you doing it ON THE POINT
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>join random party
>it's two slavs
>start making fun of my Battle.net tag
>goof around with them
>they randomly start talking about licking each others asses
>totally play along

Truly a precious encounter.
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>>175220889
I stopped using voice chat at all.

90% of the time it's either people being stone silent or bitching/getting tilted/being salty/whining.

It wasn't worth it.
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~List of all of the good things that Blizzard has done with Overwatch since the official launch of the game~

1.) The Uprising co-op game mode

that concludes my list for the time being. everything else they've done has either made the game worse or have has had no impact on the enjoyment factor of this video game.
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>>175221085
He doesn't even have kills really, just kill participation. It's part of why elims are somewhat meaningless as a stat, and why not having a scoreboard is detrimental to team cohesion in this game.
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>>175221246
Have good waifus.
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Good haul.
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stopped playing for a while, what's the current meta?
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>>175221353

>three days left for the event
>only got rein, genji and wifebeater torb and some sprays, d.va highlight intro
>have no coins because I started a month ago

fuck

>>175221130

I sometimes meet with good and friendly folk that play the objective but like you said bronze/silver is a well of toxicity.
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>>175221130
Wait till you get about gold and up, it's a bit rare but I've met some really chill funny people in voice chat, helps if you're friendly yourself but if they're already tilted they're a lost cause
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>>175221524
Gold and largely platinum are no different as far as I can tell.

Still running into loads of people getting unreasonably angry right off the bat.
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what is the best genji skin?
Also what are some of the best skins in /owg/'s eyes?
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>>175221246
1) Uprising
2) Event modes in general
3) Sombra porn
4) Sombra and Bastion animations
5) tuned down McCree's damage back then

I would list some of the better event skins but releasing that much timegated bullshit is just terribad.
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>>175220310
I love how each rank has their own bullshit that players have to deal with. Here's what I've gathered about each of them:

Bronze- Little to zero understanding of gameplay mechanics or priorities in a match, ultimate management is poor, Coordination barely exists, incredibly rare to encounter it.
Silver- understanding of objective priorities, struggles with gameplay mechanics, but little to none understanding of enemy priorities, ultimate management is bad, Little Coordination exists.
Gold- understanding of objective priorities is okay, gameplay mastery is obviously average but not fancy, some understanding of which enemies to prioritize but not enough, ultimate management is meh (luckiness with ults is what usually constitutes good usage of ultimates), Coordination is poor.
Platinum- Understanding of priorities is good, Gameplay mastery is slightly above average but nothing fancy either, Despite understanding of most core things there is struggling of what to do at the right moment, Ultimate management is good but this mixes often with poor ultimate coordination, Coordination is okay
Diamond- Gameplay mastery is good, objective priorities is good, enemy priorities is good, still struggles with execution of strategies, often one trick ponies, and ultimate management is good but one trick ponies negate that significantly, Coordination is better than platinum.
Master- Gameplay Mechanic understanding is above diamond's, Priorities are straight, Ultimate management is good, execution and impromptu thinking is excellent, still suffers greatly from one trick ponies but often they are grouped up rather than solo, Coordination is good.
GrandMasters- Gameplay Mechanic understanding is great, execution and impromptu thinking is excellent, Ultimate management is amazing, One trick ponies have the ability to work around counters to an extent however are less common, Coordination is amazing.
Top 500- All good, One tricks are good but still lose to being one tricks.
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>>175221602
I am there already. I'm still mostly running into that same distribution. Relaxed decent people are 1/15 players maybe. Everyone else is stone silent or mad.
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>>175221248
>He doesn't even have kills really, just kill participation
He INSISTED that he was totally responsible for all those kills.

Of course I switched and we still lost and he still blamed my Tracer play despite not even being Tracer like jesus I'm still salty about that.

What makes it worse is knowing that you CAN have great teammates. I had a match where we still lost overall in the end, but we had great rounds that we won, and people were making call-outs saying "oh no soldier is on the planks" and I'd blink to the planks and kill him and they actually strategized around the fact that I would be flanking and it worked really well.

And then two matches later I got this shit where some dumbass keeps shitting on me for not dpsing as much as him while totally ignoring the OTHER dps who was killing LESS than me but he was Soldier and I'm Tracer so obviously Tracer is the problem because since when is Soldier a mistake.
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> Attack
>Enemy team
> stall loadout

> Our team
> three snipers no reinhardt

> defense
> all dps no heals or tank
> dive comp

I hate diamonds so much everyone thinks they can carry as hanzo or widowmaker
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>>175221639
McCree - Anything with BAMF belt
76 - Default
Pharah - Default
Zarya - Default
Symmetra - Hindu goddesses
Tracer - Uprising
Mercy - Uprising
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>>175221660
>1)Uprising
>2) Event modes in general
cheap knockoffs of game modes from other, better games. Uprising in itself is a bit of a knockoff of a chapter of Left 4 Dead, but I feel like they did it so well that I genuinely want to give them a pat on the back for it.

>5) tuned down McCree's damage back then
His damage at close range isn't the problem and never has been the problem. It has been that dickass stun all along
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>>175221741
I had a widow yell at me for ruining their shot last night for an entire round when my choice was either bump the person away from me or die.

The entire round.

I don't get it. If games made me that mad I wouldn't play them.
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>>175221938
>Not American for McCree
Stopped reading there.
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Can we discuss how broken the loot system is right now?
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>>175221956
>ripoff from another game
Who cares though, we're here for the game overwatch and its gameplay not any other game's PVE modes.
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>>175221639
All of Roadhog's and Rein's are pretty good.
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>>175221938
>76 - Default
>>not aryan Strike Commander
>Hindu goddesses
>>ew
>Tracer - Uprising
>>really? I thought we liked posh
>Mercy - Uprising
>>aryan, but isn't witch waifu?
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>The game is back to having 6 must-have picks

Great "meta", Riot- I mean Blizzard!
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>>175222108
It's not broken, it's just made to incentivize purchasing lootboxes because once you buy the game you either buy lootboxes or buy merch or both . Why do you think each lootbox takes about 4-7 games to earn and had only 4 items in each of them when an event has several hundred items added to the game.
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>>175222226
Aryan strike commander has a voice too old for his appearance, and any quips about being old are ruined.
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>>175222265
Don't even play league but isn't the cancer of that game people that don't pick meta picks hence losses? Also, no it isn't.
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>>175222319
This.

You'd statistically need to earn over 1400 lootboxes to get all the event stuff for uprising. You aren't supposed to get everything you want naturally, they want you to pay, and pay, and pay.
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>>175222265
And which picks are those?
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>>175220594
It's dried out cum
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>>175220310
>join TC
>"no"
>why not?
>"nobody shot calls at this sr. I play in masters and even THEY don't shotcall
>*dies to torb turret* instead of fighting the widow
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>>175222675
>Do callouts in team chat for all my comp matches
>Only one other time have I ever seen someone else doing callouts
>Have had people ARGUE about my callouts more than anyone ever said thanks or called things out themselves.

No point imo.
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>>175220310
NA?
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>>175222802
How the fuck can someone complain about their teammates giving them information about the enemy?
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>>175222882
Yeah, NA kinda turns into aids in the evening.
>>175222919
Because they had a bad experience triggering a tilted teammate and swore off all voice comms because of the "toxicity" hysteria
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>>175222919
It's usually one of two mindsets. Either they think you're wrong, or they think that since THEY saw the flanking Genji, so did everyone else and your callout is a waste of time and breath.
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>>175223000
Haqua#11689
I just fell out of plat because of the same thing I wanna die
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>want to practice DPS
>so does the rest of my team
>enemy squad is ALWAYS on their autism heroes
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>playing quick play
>friendly Mercy fails to heal me while I'm dying multiple times when I'm asking for health and/or right next to them
>misses me in one of the rezzes when I'm just out of the AOE
>win game
>Mercy gets card
>people saying "thanks Mercy" in team chat
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>>175223117
What, they think you're blind? What troll is going to go into voice chat, on the off chance that anyone is even listening to it, and purposely give wrong callouts? How suspicious do you have to be of other people?
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>>175222919
It usually goes like this

>There's a hog on the left path.
>No there isn't.
>Yes, there is. He just went over there.
>I'm over here and there's no hog shut the fuck up.

Then that person usually gets hooked by the roadhog who was over there waiting to ambush people.

Or another classic

>Hey PLAYER, you should head back, I just saw D.Va, Soldier, and mercy head in your direction.
>DON'T FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
>PLAYER gets killed by D.Va and Soldier.
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>>175223356
>>people saying "thanks Mercy" in team chat

do you want to know how I know you're lying
>>
Fuck Blizz for putting a lootbox behind a 6v6 ctf win.
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>go back to spawn to fetch our mercy after she died
>she spams thanks and hops all around me the way back
cute, i guess mercy players really do appreciate that.
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>>175223491
why would I lie about something so banal
it was fucking comically bad, mercy takes the least skill and people worship them for it apparently even when they can't meet that relatively tiny skill floor
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>>175222503

Ana, Rein, 76, Zarya, McCree, Zenyatta.

Of these six, Ana Rein and 76 are more must-pick than the others, but they all contribute.
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>>175223491
because no one talks in QP to say anything positive?
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>>175221639

Carbon fiber or Nihon, new Mcree skin is pretty rad.
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>Trying to get uprising legendary achievement
It's never going to happen
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>>175223594
No Lucio?
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> It's a "Only the Winston focuses the Mercy" episode
I literally knocked 3 people off the map to get to her
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>>175223491
I always offer my friendly Mercy a blowjob. Stay plat, friend
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why is lucio so boring now?
I was a lucio main until I got the new patch where all skill to play him is lost and all you do is zip away from the team, bully and when you need to, zip back and heal. It's so dumb old lucio had a much higher skill ceiling and he was so much more fun and rewarding to play. New lucio is baby lucio. Lucio in training wheels. fuc you jeff, fuck you
>>
>>175223502
>can't win in ctf
how bad at this game can someone be.
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>>175223594
>No Lucio
>No Tracer
>McCree
ummm
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>>175223594
Are you still in january?
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>>175223806
>tfw I am now seeing relatable winston pains
Worst feel with when you have 3-4 offense heroes, one lucio, while they have mercy, ana, roadhog, rienhardt, widowmaker, and McCree or tracer
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>>175223594
>Not saying if the lineup is for defense or attack
>Zenyatta
>No Hog
>No Winston
>Mccree

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>175223502
>Join game
>It's backfill with 2 flags already lost
>leave
>rejoin same game
>repeat 4 times
>get a non-backfill game
>enemy is a 5 or 6 stack
>lose 2 flags immediately
>leave
>rejoin same game
>repeat 4-5 times

Doesn't help that you're basically guaranteed to lose after losing the first flag.
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>>175224352
I want to cum on dva
>>
>play pharah
>mercy is on healing while at full health
>damage boost while at low health
>pockets you when nobody is around
>leaves you when you want to go in

why?
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>it doesn't matter that I cost the game by ignoring the point while it was being capped I got the POTG!

Quick play is weird
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>play Mercy
>enemy McCree out to hunt me down
>nobody ever notices him
>have to use my team as body shields while fighting him
>need to kill him or be killed
>tell them to watch our backs some more
>be killed on his third attempt
>team gets mopped up
>"Mercy are you retarded learn to heal faggot"
>mfw
>>
>>175222319

The problem is even the loot boxes are a shit as fuck value because you still get a bunch of literally worthless dupes.
>>
>practice as mccree
>start to get good, headshot consistently, win in 1v1s
>log on one day and suddenly can't aim
>it's been a week

what do
>>
Sombra is a blast in Uprising.

>toss a Translocator behind an Eradicator or Bastion and hack them
>EMP a horde of Slicers and/or Nulltroopers
>hack the OR-14s and watch them squirm helplessly

Only problem is having to kiss the Nulls to damage them, but when they have someone else targeted I'm free to pump them full of bullets.
>>
>>175224609
Slow reaction time.
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>>175223502
Capture the flag is unironically my second favorite game mode (after Escort) and I play the hell out of it even after I get my rewards. The only real issue with it is the lack of matchmaking. I get paired with everyone from GMs to sub-500s.
>>
>>175224609
>>pockets you when nobody is around
To be fair, a flying Pharah is among the most useful things to follow around when you have nothing better to do as Mercy.
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>be new
>try my best to play tank/supp
>lose my first few matches
>pick bastion because team already has tank/supp
>mfw easy win

How come people don't know how to handle a stationary sentry?
>>
>>175224636

> Tats

D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
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>>175222319
>it's not broken, being shitty is a part of it's design!

okay, so we've upgraded from incompetence to malicious intent.
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>>175224786
Oh no, some ink
>>
>>175223564
Happened to me a few times when I go pick them up or if I've deflectted flanking shots away from them. I don't say anything but they bunny hop around me. A few have even solo rezzed me.
>>
>>175223880
>not offering them a good prostate massage instead

it's like you don't even understand the healslut mentality
>>
>>175223978
generally with any multiplayer class-based shooter the devs will start to foam at the mouth if players don't play certain classes enough, so they'll either buff unpopular characters or worse, nerf popular ones, to even out their spreadsheets.

this will go on for years until the game is a mangled shell of it's former self, kinda like tf2.
>>
>>175223564
Yes.
Yes we do.
You're a good person.

I can't even count the number of times I died as Mercy because somebody on a balcony above me decided to run away ASAP once anyone below died, leaving me to die as well instead of letting me fetch a ride. It's infuriating.
>>
Best hero to carry games if I'm playing QP with my silver friend?
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>load up Overwatch
>get put into a QP match at random without even pressing anything
Is the game finally gaining sentience?
Should i be afraid?
>>
>>175224964
>Not offering both at the same time

It's like you don't know how to keep a healslut around
>>
>>175224692
happens to the best of us best you can do is just try your hardest to get on a hot streak
>>
>>175224052

>Lucio
>mandatory post-rework
>Tracer has no interrupts for ults but McCree does and McCree does his damage much more safely

For the majority of the playerbase by a wide margin that lineup will win you the most games. Even if it didn't, the fact that you don't even dispute that half the lineup is mandatory is atrocious balancing.
>>
>>175225250
>sluts
>getting blown
>>
>>175225378
In highest level play at least, Lucio is definitely the most common pick out of every character. I watch a lot of tournaments and I can count teams without a Lucio on one hand.
>>
>always matched with an enemy team above my SR and with a better balance of plats and diamonds
>doesn't matter what i pick I always lose
>pharmercy every single game that none of our DPS can shoot
>nobody calling out despite everyone having a mic, nobody even talks the entire game
I just play a game where I lost 2-3 and lost 50 sr because apparently it only matters if I win if my score goes up. I have lost every competitive match I have played in since placements this season, golden guns are not worth this
>>
>>175225378
Lucio is literally the most played hero, stop talking like a retard
>>
>>175225690
>create a system where it places you in a rank based on your performance, not just the game result
>stop using it outside of placement

Why?
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>>175225690
>be me
>always talk on mic even if no one else is
>always notice EVERYONE is in team chat, but no one is talking
>ask the duo why they aren't communicating
>"oh we're in a discord voice chat"
Yeah very helpful guys...retards

this happens all the fucking time.
>>
Did they buff ult charge or some shit? I just had a game where a Zarya ulted 4 times in the span of 2 minutes
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>>175224948
>implying the worst part about tattooed girls isn't their personalities
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>>175224948
You like what you like. Tats are an instant drop for me.
>>
GENJI NERF WHEN
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N
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W
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>>175226084
did your team have a Junkrat that refused to switch? Did your team have a Roadhog that kept shooting at enemies that got bubbled after his hook? If so Zarya can built ult fairly quickly from shit like that.
>>
>>175226053
>be the only one talking on voice chat
>stop because nobody is responding
>after we win people insult me and my hero choice in team chat
>they said fucking nothing during the game to indicate if i was doing poorly or not
I fucking swear mics should be REQUIRED to play comp
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I want to _______ Tracer's _______
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>>175226373
End
Life
>>
>>175226373
pat, head
>>
>>175226267
>>be the only one talking on voice chat
>see everyone else in in team chat
>no one talks until 5 seconds before we lose when our Junkrat loses his shit and declares he is the only one doing anything and has gold dmg, etc.
idiot
>>
>>175226170
No nerfs. It's all buffs (bug fixes) from here on out.
>>
>>175226373
I want to shake Tracer's hand
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>>175226170
He swings his ult slower now
>>
>>175226373
Be
Boy(girl)friend
>>
>>175226567
He has seven swings now instead of six and they fixed Dragonblade's hit registration. In a way, you can say he was buffed.
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>why does blizzard support racist police forces?
>why are there no gay characters in overwatch? This has to be inclusive of all
>remove 'gg ez', this hurts my feelings
>gibs? In MY overwatch? take your edgy violence elsewhere
>give poo in the loo autism, we have to represent the retards in society more
>deflate widowmaker's butt, it's too big
>tracer is NOT allowed to have a butt either! Deflate it and make sure she doesn't do any sexy poses, that's misogynistic
>I really like Overwatch's subtle plot about how omnics are brown people and the humans are racist whites, really makes me think

Hitler should have won
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>>175226373
kiss lips
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>>175226373
fix
homosexuality
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>>175226491
It's a pretty infuriating experience
Proof some people prefer to be mad rather than do the thing that would stop them from getting mad
>>
>>175226567
no he doesn't. You were only supposed to be able to swing 6 times, but some people got a 7th swing because of latency and shit. But they changed it so everyone gets the 7th slash now.
>>
>>175226170
You should never have a problem with Genji when playing any character
>>
>>175226697
God that's a shitty D.Va drawing on the right.
Was she supposed to look like a stereotypical "angry black lady?"
>>
>>175226267
i just mute everyone plus team chat, their babble distracts me from clicking heads :^)
>>
>>175224778
Sounds like bronze player talk
>>
>>175226373
be
friend
>>
>>175226862
She's supposed to look like a Korean lady, uglified because progressives feel threatened by beauty.
>>
If I get a American VPN will I be matched with Americans?
>>
>open box
>OMG YELLOW
>It's fucking McGee blkwatch duplicate

every
time
I just want Rein and I'll have 100%
>>
>>175227075
I have opened more tham 50 boxes and I have only gotten one legend and it isn't even from the event.
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>>175227015
>latino brown
>nigger nose
>baloon lips
>broad shoulders
>broom-sized eyebrows
>caring about blacks

Whoever did this never saw a Korean, I fear.
>>
Literally flipped the fuck out for the first time on someone EVER in my life and it was during my last game

>Diamond Roadhog that fell into gold with his retarded pocket mercy buttbuddy telling me I need to get off 76 even though I had 3 golds and held my own
>ignore him for 2 rounds
>tell him in third round to play seriously
>"lol dude just get off soldier"
>blood pressure rising
>heart pounding
>turn on Mic
>"YOU'RE JUST MAD THAT YOU FELL FROM DIAMOND TO GOLD. YOU'RE SO FUCKING BAD YOU KEEP GOING IN BY YOURSELF AND DYING AND YOU GET NO KILLS AS ROADHOG WITH A POCKET MERCY WHO NEVER REZZED ONCE. YOU LITERALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE DOING".
>they didn't respond back

DID I JUST BE ASSERTIVE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE?
>>
>>175226495
>>175226567
>>175226831

His ult is one of the strongest in the game with a severe lack of a counter.

McCree, Pharah and Reaper can do loads of damage with the downside of them being slow as fuck/immobile making you a barn door but also requires some tactical positioning.

Genji can pop out of fucking nowhere, almost-insta-gib any average hero meanwhile flinging himself in every direction so good luck getting your stuns off on him because you have one shot before he fucks your healers and half your team.
>>
>>175226697

I really hope nothing comes of this because I really like Officer D.Va

Also that one on the right looks nothing like DVA.

It looks like some dude trying to cosplay DVA.
>>
>>175226373
be
husband
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>>175227068

Are you a cheating Korean or Russian?

Because we don't want you if you are.
>>
>>175226895

I'm only level 8
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>>175227075
>open ~30 boxes
>2 legendaries
>new yellow Torb and Sombra
>8 epics
>Torb intro, Zen intro, Pharah emote, 76 emote x2, Hanzo emote x2, credits
>play none of those heroes

Is it really too much to ask for the D.Va intro and/or Mercy skin?
>>
>>175227263
He didnt answer because he was laughing at your tantrum.
>>
>>175227183
>>175227452

Maybe I am a spoiled brat.
>>
>>175226697

Just remember, once the Skin comes out bully the fuck out of every Lucio on either team. Chat in game chat about he looked suspicious and was probably carrying drugs.
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>>175227263
you did good. I am the chillest guy in the world, but the other day I went off on this Junkrat on my team that would not switch when the enemy team had a Zarya and Phara. "I HAVE GOLD DMG DUMB AAAASSS!" That set me off so hard. I told him all he was doing was giving Zarya charge and Phara free kills. It didn't help that he got potg at the end by killing 3 people with his tire and immediately dying while their Mercy rezzed it.
>>
>>175227263
>Roadhog dying with a pocket mercy

ONLY IN GOLD
>>
>>175227307
Zenyatta literally stops it by popping his ult. Mercy literally counters it by reviving his kills.
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>>175227263
>gold duo queue blaming others for their incompetence
>>
Thought: Instead of laying down a steel trap, Junkrat has it attached to a trap launcher weapon so he can shoot it at Pharah
>>
How often do they patch this game?

At about 6pm pst I played 1 match and it downloaded a 5omb patch....then just now I logon to play another match and it downloads another 50+mb patch....did the first one fail install or something? I have noticed this happening before.
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>>175227598
>Zenyatta ult stopping anything when Ana exists

they really need to make it so Ana's grenade hinders healing instead of completely negating it. It should do the opposite of what it does for your team.
>>
>>175227689
Just give Junkrat a longer arc desu
>>
>play Mercy
>get sniped and focused to oblivion and back the moment I show my face

>play against Mercy
>nobody even acknowledes her existence and she revives their entire team all game long with no roadblocks

Every time.
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>>175226373
protect, smile
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>>175227720
Fine, throw in a Lucio Sound Barrier. 500 free HP.
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>tickling someone to death as winston
>they have literally 10 hp left
>mercy shows up
>she outheals my dps
fuck off bitch, stop stealing my kills
>>
>>175227689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-4JFxpazys
>>
>>175227720

They really need to make it so Ana doesn't exist. She's overpowered as fuck despite eating nerfs most patches. Take her grenade or her sleep dart and give it to some hero who doesn't even have a complete kit, like Junkman or Reaper or something.
>>
>>175227504
>constantly play Lucio
>this is going to probably happen
I'm going to have to constantly yell "Fuck the Police", aren't I?
>>
>uprising is almost over and still can't get a group to down legendary not even on my birthday
farthest I got was the last Orisa but time always ran out, there's always next year I suppose.
>>
>>175227689
wouldn't that just be roadhog's hook
>>
>>175228023
I'd imagine the trap just canceling any movement abilities and making her drop down like a rock.
>>
So I was in a ranked game on Anubis and my team got the second point with 4 minutes left. Before switching rounds we were taken to Oasis and one of the other team's players DC'd.
How the hell did that happen? It was a fresh game on Oasis too and the points were 0 to 0. Then the leaver thing popped up as if someone left within the first 30 seconds of the match and it took us out of the game.
This has never happened before.
>>
>>175219097
Is it any good? I want to get the skins but I dunno how to even get started.
>>
>>175228105
so, boleros? that's a pretty cool idea, too bad it's got such a spanish/latin aesthetic to it that ensures it won't ever got to junkrat
>>
>>175226697
>>remove 'gg ez', this hurts my feelings
Being fair, I found "gg ez" annoying, especially when they came from my team from people that didn't actually do much. And honestly, it makes the person saying it sound salty as all fuck.
>>
>>175228262
lmao I meant bolas, I'm retarded it seems
>>
>event almost over
>still haven't managed to get any of the Blackwatch skins
fucking kill me. McCree and Genji got the best skins this update and I didn't manage to get either of them.
>>
>>175228262
Boomerang with bolas attached.
Fixed.
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>>175219762
I think they just can't be assed to code all that.
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>>175228403
how about a small kangaroo with the trap on its back that can jump up and hit pharah?
>>
>>175228403
yeah noice. make the bolas tiny bombs to make it junkrat-compatible and we got something here

I like junkrat a lot so I'd love for him to be made viable for a playstyle beyond "lol throwing shit everywhere to feed healer ults"
>>
>>175227307
>good luck getting your stuns on him
Hooking a dragonblade Genji is no different than regular Genji desu
>>
>>175228591
Potentially make it aim-assisted to make it a little more interesting
>>
>>175227961

Also troll everyone by participating. "Help I'm being oppressed by Dva #BLM" That sort of thing.
>>
>>175228591
>enemy team stops paying attention to you for 2 seconds
>you can actually kill some people by getting in close
his biggest problem is his status as a squishy, at least give him 250 hp
>>
>>175228768
in exchange for a loss in damage that could work
or a pretty long cooldown
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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

STOP TRYING TO DEPEND ON ONE FUCKING HEALER ON CP YOU STUPID CUNTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP LEAVING ME AS SOLE MERCY HEALING THE FLANKERS WILL JUST EAT ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>>
>>175227415
No and Australian
The player pool is so small here I'm literally versus the same people over and over
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>>175229051
GET GOOD
STOP PLAYING MERCY
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>>175229189
I HAVE NO GODDAMN CHOICE, YOU GODDAMN MONGOLOID
>>
>>175228865
Should I let D.va on the enemy team kill me while I'm at it?
>>
>>175213435

Jeff said it will show up eventually in loot boxes
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>>175229296
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WOOOWW

YOU'RE ACTUALLY GONNA SAY THAT
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>>175229051
>SOLE MERCY HEALING
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>>175229296
Are you serious?
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>>175229506
NIGGEENIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER

>>175229609
IT'S EITHER THAT OR NO HEALING FOR THESE MONGOLOIDS, WHICH I WOULD GLADLY DO IF MY POINTS WASN'T ON THE LINE
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>>175229759
But why not just play as a different healer?
>>
>>175228202
This happened to me too. It's a shame, it was the best round I can remember playing in recent memory and even my teammates noted that the team had done really well. After the round we were all disconnected and then reloaded into Hollywood Attack. One player failed to connect so we all lost our progress and the match was cancelled. ;_;
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>>175229759
There are much better solo healers than mercy, I think is the point they're trying to make.
Unless you're some mongoloid who can only play Mercy, in which case I suggest you get good.
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>>175229929
Who though? Zen and Lucio are pretty slow to heal, Ana is good but you give up your mobility and have to actually expect people to protect you more than they would with Mercy since you have one chance to sleep a single attacker or die.
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>>175217140
>mfw North Korea makes a propaganda cartoon that includes D.Va
Dammit I want to see that happen.
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>Mystery heroes
>Nepal
>Game decides to give the enemy 3 roadhogs, 2 mercy and a pharah

FUCK YOU YOU STUPID CUNTS
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What has been your best or worst experience playing with or against pros/streamers?

>be me
>high master
>opposite team has seagull on gengu
>retard low GM on my team wants to have a dick measuring contest with him and picks counter gengu and refuses to change
>my team gets destroyed
>mfw
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>>175230259
nobody's forcing you to play mystery heroes, anon
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>quickplay
>Hanamura defense
>don't even get to pick character before I hear "DEFEAT"
>try again
>hanamura defense
>pick zarya and walk out of spawn
>entire team dies, "DEFEAT"
Backfill is the definition of aids.
>>
d.va so broken she got disabled :^)
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I can't believe D.va is fucking dead.
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>>175230259
>mfw I get more coordinated teammates in mystery heroes than I've ever gotten in ranked
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>>175230325
as soon as I realized this I stopped playing it forever
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does leaving games get me matched more often with shitters

too often do i end up with people with no concept of teamwork/playing for the objective
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>>175230457
I know who did this
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>>175230457
>D.va has been removed for pressing ceremonial reasons
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>>175228202
Same thing happend to me but from Hanamura to Kings row
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>bought loot boxes to unlock all notable event items
Jesus Christ I need help
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>>175230301
>be low plat
>there's a level 30 genji/widow/pharah on the other team with a generic username
>they singlehandedly shit all over us and we lose instantly
>very clearly should not be in gold/plat elo
>very clearly too good for such a low playtime
>this happens once or twice every few days, usually more frequently
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>>175229874
I play on console (inb4 >stopped reading there) and Mercy is damn near mandatory on here. You cripple your team by not having one since it's 99.999999% guaranteed that the enemy team as one. People bitch and moan over any healer that isn't that REZ bitch.

>>175229929
Hell no. Playing Mercy is quite possibly the worst experience you can have on console OW. I rather literally throw games than having retards try to point fingers at you for not REZing them, despite not protecting me at all and expecting me to live.
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>>175229051
I've won games with a solo healing zen, git good
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Say something nice about this happy couple.
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>Open uprising box
>2 event sprays (Dupe)
>I have like 4 event sprays unlocked in total
>Theres like 24 of them
>Get 2 dupes anyways because RNG XD

KAPLAN RETURN THE SUPER FAST LOOTBOXES FROM WHEN YOU REROLL BACK TO LEVEL 1
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>>175230785
You had very good teammates my friend
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>>175230797
Nice shot
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God, I wanna cum on Sombra's head.
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>>175230915
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>>175228396
>want Blackwatch McCree
>keep getting Mercy duplicates
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>>175230885
Post the full thing.
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WHAT THE FUCK
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>>175230563
ILL NEVER FORGET YOU SKELETON KING
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>>175230552
That's not #BLM
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Man, I just don't know anymore
>played since release
>but just hit first prestige
>genuinely try in comp
>but I always place at bronze
>clawed my way up to gold this season when I hit a win streak
>but now I'm back to losing every game and am back in low silver
>played games all my life
>but aim like octodad
>try to keep my cool when I lose
>but always end up childishly mad
>stick with specific characters like zen, hog, junk, and reaper in hopes of getting good with at least one char
>but I'd swear I'm getting worse as time goes on
>ask for advice after every game
>but I just get the same parroted "git gud", "communication is key", "try killing enemy's"
Being a genuinely bad player feels weird
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>>175231002
THE GAME HAS CHANGED
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>>175230693
>I play on console
So do I, and nobody's complained when we only have one healer and I pick Lucio. Not having rez doesn't mean that you're at a disadvantage.
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jesus christ what did you faggots do to dva?
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>>175230491
That's because people have to play as different characters. In ranked or quick play, you'll get someone who likes to play as Hanzo but absolutely sucks while in Random they'll have to play as D.Va who they're much better at.
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>D.va removed from the game

Dance thread?
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>>175230785
Same
>>175230840
Not necessarily. In fact Zen is much better able to live with shit teammates then Mercy is. Only time I actually HAVE to switch off Zen is if we have no real barrier game and they have a good sniper.
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>>175231002
>>175230457
>>175230391
Wow, the game is actually fun again. Hopefully it stays like this
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F
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>there are actually console players in this general

how surreal
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>>175231001
>cheriE

wait, so HE's the one saying that?
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>>175230985
The Overwatch skins are pretty boring and generic, it's a real shame.
>>
>ranked
>"i am friendly roadhog"
>the Red team takes me in as one of their own
>their Reinhardt puts a shield in front of me and the team doesn't attack me
>just sit behind enemy lines capping the point, stuffing my face with gasoline
>enemy team lets me push the payload while they kill my entire team
>end up winning because my team didn't let them push the payload

KEK
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>>175230968
She's asking for it. To coat her delicious brown skin with my milky white semen.
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WHY DO PEOPLE DECIDE TO SWITCH THEIR SHITTY HERO TO SOMEONE GOOD AT THE LITERAL LAST SECOND
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>>175231264
More likely the artist didnt know how it was feminine.
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So what is your experience in the 18+ RP custom games?
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>>175230985
The only mccree skin that matters is american
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>>175231241
So? Why do you care?
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>>175231072
>aim like octodad
>zen, hog, junk, and reaper
You probably don't want more advice but if you KNOW you have terrible aim, specializing in any of those characters is a bad idea. And yes, I'm including Rat, as he's so bad that if anything you need even better aim and anticipation to make him decent.
You could have spent that time more productively with Winston and Rein.
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What is the PC rank equivelant of Top 500 on console? Bronze?
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>>175231352
I always have mixed feelings when this happens. "Thanks for actually trying, but fuck you for doing it when it was too late to matter."
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>>175231413
Depends.
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>>175231413
thank you for adding to my shitposting image collection anon
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>>175231534
oh lord
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>>175231451
Diamond-Masters, honestly. Stop trying to be an asshole.
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>dva is dead
>time to play....!!!!..???? [cant think of anything]

rly makes u thonk
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>>175230301
>other team gets taimou
>we get the one trick torb
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>It's another match where Hanzo and Widowmaker never switch into something better for the situation and slowly lose us the game
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WHAT HAPPEN TO DVA

SOMEONE TELL ME, SHE IS MY WAIFU AND I AM CONCERNED
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>>175231445
I know Beggars can't be choosers, but I hate playing both of those characters. I never feel like I'm doing anything as them.
At this point I'm considering picking one character and playing them in every single match until I stop losing. Even if o end up bronze again, it'll just show that's where I belong and I'll keep grinding it until I start to rise again.
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>Server was closed due to an unexpected error
BLIZZARD DONT FUCK WITH ME
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>>175231451
Platinum-Diamond
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>>175231002
brb uninstalling.
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>>175231578
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>Geoff finally finished the job
Fucking bastard
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>People complain about cop Dva
>Remove her from the game

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
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>>175232012
Where do people get these measurements?
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>>175232087
yes

i need one of these for every hero so i can reach max potential autism
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>>175231082
SJWs were bitching about D.va as the police. So they just got rid of D.va altogether until SJWs shut up.
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>>175232167
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Ever since I got the Talon Widowmaker skin I've been absolutely popping off with her, in every game mode.

Think I found my new main, lads.
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>>175232252
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>>175232347
Have a wild card
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>start a match
>girlfriend starts watching Netflix
>300 ping
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It finally happened
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>>175232334
you can start popping off *this* head, faggot
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>>175211925
Wait, so we actually can't skip this week and just gun for D.Va's next week?
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>>175231960
SJWs complaining about the Cop Skin and how it's racist since Cops are bad people apparently.

Honestly, just a glitch caused by her of some sort, but it's supposedly game breaking.
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>>175232461
anyone know what the glitch was?
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>Dva removed from the game
About time Blizzard did something about that cancerous growth
If only you could delete the fanbase as well
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>be a retired global elite on csgo
>play overwatch and try competitive
>get to diamond and then to plat because paper-rock-scissors bullshit with heroes and moba abilities
>give up since it's a clusterfuck of salty idiots and griefers
>somehow grandmasters trashtalk me because of this, while anything below my SR accuses me of hacking and anything above calls me a lucker or blames lag\team comp\teammates' SR
>still carry the shit out of every single fucking game while shitting on everything, be it a bronze player in arcade or a grandmaster in QP
>mfw
I love this game.
I love how hidden MMR is handled in this shitfest.
And i love all of you guys.
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>>175232167
Have a bleu
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>>175232461
The whole thing is fishy if you ask me.
But if it's so gamebreaking, why is she enabled in QP? I was playing her there and only saw that she was disabled in comp. Had to run a whole game as Hog (we won but still)
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>>175232661
>symmetra streetshitter thinks he has the high ground
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>>175230985
dont bother, it's a shitty skin and your revolver will look like a nerf gun if you have it golden
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>shut them down
>switching sides
>prepare to att.......
>now arriving at temple of anubis
>prepare your defenses
>shut them down again

LOL
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I want S76 and Reaper to retire and be happy old gay men together!
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>>175232517
>>175232720
Supposedly, there was a bug she had that could either crash a server (making everyone disconnect and lose SR) or force a map change between rounds. Both of those are pretty fucking serious bugs, tbqh. If that's true, them disabling her while they fix it is a fair thing to do.

Their spaghetti code having that shit tied to a SINGLE HERO is something else entirely.
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>>175232167
Here have an antique

Handle with care
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>>175227263
Good for you. Not saying that bashing other players is ever a good idea but they initiated it and you were doing fine. Fuck those cunts for giving you shit, famalam.
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>>175232420
Gladly
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>Officer D.Va
But I wanted Officer Mei.
>Freeze! Don't move!
It's too right.
It'd have been extra nice to also have "You're under arrest!" when she freezes someone and "Stop resisting" after a kill or as a voice line.
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>>175232517
apparently D.va getting her mech destroyed at certain points of maps caused server crashes or simply restarted the game
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>>175232768
At least Sym has ground to stand on. Dva got nerfed to the void
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>>175230985

>want Reinhardt Uprising skin
>get Blackwatch McRee and Junker Dva
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I wuv Doovah
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>>175232914
Oh wow, thanks for the insight, my mans. That makes a ton of sense.
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>>175233138
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Nice QP you got there Blizzard, putting me against masters/gm all the time and you get the gold shitters who cant even press Q
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>>175232670
If you're carrying the shit out of every single game you wouldn't have dropped to Pl*tinum.

Hopefully you do love the game though and figure out the key to enjoying it is ignoring shitters of every SR league.
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>>175233138
dis is offiser DBA :DDDD
ur under arrest :DD
git gud!! DDDD
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https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20754386357

>Following the release of today's 1.10.1 patch, we've seen a significant rise in the number of reported client crashes. Based on our investigation, we've determined these crashes are very likely connected to D.Va's presence within a game.

>Due to the impact of this issue, we have temporarily disabled D.Va in all regions on PC, PlayStation 4, and Xbox One as a precaution while we continue to troubleshoot. We don't have an ETA to share right now for when D.Va will again be playable, but this is currently our top priority and we will be sure to provide updates in this thread as they become available.

>Sincere apologies for the inconvenience, and thank you so much for your patience!
>>
>Play mystery
>Get killed
>Some faggot on my team asking if im silver and telling me to get fucking good

When did they add comp to arcade modes?
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>>175232434
You have to finish Oni Genji first before you can do the D.va skin.
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>>175232914
D.Va is the glitchiest hero in the game by far

I've seen some weird shit because of her.

I do recall one PTR, you could spawn infinite copies of a hero with D.Va and kill them to get POTG and shit, or just block off spawn with a fuckton of reinhardts.

it was some weird shit.
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>>175233345
>We don't have an ETA

Holy FUUUCCCKK
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>>175232948
Mei's already a firefighter.
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>>175233159
There was something similar to this way back that people would exploit in Eichenwalde. This time seems to be a mistake on D.va's part rather than an attempted exploit.
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>>175233345
Its not fair!!
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>>175233345
Has anyone here crashed, though? It's fair to say that most of us here play the game so we have a large sample size. A friend of mine crashed when the update forced itself to install but that always happens to him.
>>
So now that Dva was finally removed from the game, what 3 heroes should Kaplan delete next to finally make the game perfect?
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>>175233319
>If you're carrying the shit out of every single game you wouldn't have dropped to Pl*tinum.
It was in S2, when they supposely lowered the SR from placements because "too many people in diamond eks dee"
Maybe i'm really a plat and my S1 placements were busted, but frankly i do not give a fuck.
It's good to see people yell at me for whatever reason.
>>
>>175232914
>Their spaghetti code having that shit tied to a SINGLE HERO is something else entirely
Some of this shit unironically frightens me. I know this is just a video game, but just the idea that people can hack together code that they don't really understand and put it out into the world and get paid for it and very rarely get called out on it.
I probably seem old and paranoid.
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>>175233675
Widow hanzo and ana
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>>175233675
Genji, Hanzo and Mei
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>I just wanted to see what your panties looked like Ms Amari..
>>
How do you play Ana well?

Im having trouble giving consistent heals and hitting my grenades and sleep darts. Am I supposed to spam them?

Where do I stand?
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>>175233784
you have to hit those things in order to play her well.
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>>175233784
As far back as you can. You spam shots in snipe mode and throw grenades. While you're shooting them in sniper mode they become hitscan, so it's better than in regular mode.
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>>175233373
Thanks.
Dammit, Blizzard. I already have Oni Genji.

>>175233504
I know, but officer seems a lot more fitting and fun.
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>>175233784
Unscope is projectile
Scope is hitscan

Sleep tanks, ulting road is a easy and safe target as it cancels his ult

Nade friendlies if low or nade enemies if in cluster try to also name a Zarya ult to stop zenyatta from using his ult
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Am I the only one that appreciates a good Widow on our team?
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>>175233779
>You are going to cum in me, dead or alive!

What did she mean by this?
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>>175233879
>>175233910

Do I use scope mode most of the time of unscope mode?
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>>175233675
genji, ana, zarya
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>20 sr per win
>35 sr per loss
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>>175233779
>implying Mercy would be searching through panty drawers
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>>175233675
Genji, Genji, and Widow
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>>175233784
Do not spam sleep darts.
They are for stopping ults, saving yourself from being jumped on, and saving teammates from Hog and Rein, in that order.
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>>175233646
I have never experienced a crash in this game actually. I had a blue screen that was due to an bad overclock, but that is all I can remember.

I had the map change bug just now.....Does this only happen on assault/escort, or does it happen on control as well?
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This game sucks without Dva, wont play comp at all
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>76: I feel a lot better having you watch my back.
>Ana: we all need someone we can trust, Jack.

Is 76 referring to the events after old soldiers? Because in another interaction he seems surprised she is alive.
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>>175233985
Try using scoped more because you know, hitscan.

>>175233738
>>175233990
>>175234021
>shitters who had their ults deflected
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>>175233693
Yeah I mean either way this games' elo is pretty busted and people care too much about their little shiny badge.
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>>175234121
Genji is just a cancerous character overall. Either the person playing them is absolutely awful and feeds or they're untouchable gods who never touch the fucking ground
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>>175234085
Yeah. Some of the interactions are pretty old from when Ana was released, so they're pretty outdated.
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>>175234085
He's not really referring to an event. He's just saying he feels better with her watching his back. I guess if you want it to reference something, it probably has to do with the fact she's watched his back many times in the past.
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>>175234020
Ana could tell because the colors weren't in order
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So what happened with D.Va?

I'm still able to play her on PS4
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>>175234363
no, she dead
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>>175233646
I crashed after some person doing it didnt want to lose a comp match.

We beat him the 2nd time around and one of his team mates took d.va to stall the point so he couldn't do it.
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>Blizz can, at any moment, block a hero from being selected at any given moment

That's what surprised me the most. Like a hero creates a game breaking bug just outta the blue?
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>>175234363
SWJs bitched about her being the PoPo so they decided to shut the SJWs up by removing D.va altogether.

It's just a game crashing bug that she has.
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>>175233675
Everyone besides Reinhart
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>>175234017
It's the worst shit. Why in the fuck is it like this other than to piss you off every lost?
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>>175234275
It is a fair guess, she does say in Old Soldiers that he needs her to be there to watch his back
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>>175234420
>someone actually took the time to paint an Ophelia of a fucking video game character
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>>175234081
I was just watching some play from a friend of mine, he shot a D.va flying out of her mech following a bomb, shortly afterwards they went from kings row to Illios, the server crashed and it registered as a loss for all involved.

It makes sense that they'd remove her as it's literally breaking the game, I mean Mei the other week was a shitshow but at least it was just a Mei shitshow, didn't fuck up for everyone.
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>>175234301
>tfw my panty drawer isn't neat like this
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Does /OWG/ follow the flowchart?
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Just remove Deflect and Genji wouldn't be such a faggot character
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>>175233937
No. I do too.

If they swap off once they're being countered/focused, I appreciate them even more.
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>>175234557
dont have a mic and im in gm

have some game sense plat faggot
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>>175234495
It's not a guess. 76 and Ana have a line in the game where Ana mentions all the times she saved Jack's ass in a fire fight.
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>Start game
>dont do anything useful
>aim like shit
>suddently kill 3 or more reddos consecutively
>back to nothing

Why can't i be decent all the time

webm mostly unrelated
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>>175234557
Nah
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>>175234670
It was in Halloween PvE
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>>175234665

>not having a main and 3 smurfs in top 500
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What workouts would you do with Fareeha?
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>>175234557
You don't even need to speak or listen to others during comp. This game isn't exactly how to predict or time ults that you need to scream it over the mic.
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D.va is kill!
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>>175234726
Which quote? All the quotes either of us have mentioned are just in the normal rotation.
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>>175230457

what happened?
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>>175234753
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>>175233985
I like using unscoped mode most of the time because of the mobility, you just have to compensate for your shots
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>>175234619
Nah man.
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>>175234878
When she hopped out of the mech, she would crash the game.
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>>175234557
Fuck no

I play characters I like, not what's in the meta
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>>175234670
>we all need somebody we can trust Jack

If Jack was referring to what you just said she would have made another snippy comment or just said "glad I can help". Instead she says they both have each other to trust.
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>>175234726
No, there's another line where he says he's glad she saved his ass that one time. Then she starts listing off different countries where she helped his ass.
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>>175228205
Its interesting and fun and they give you a bunch of shit to play it.

It's alright for a few hours.
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>>175235060
Not just the specific game you were in, it could quite happily fuck shit up on the whole server your were connected to.
I had never had such a horrid time in game until the last hour or so, can't believe it was D.va fucking shit up, I wonder wtf they did to the code to make it happen that specifically with one hero.
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>>175235129
No she says "We all need someone we can trust". That's nothing like saying "We need each other".

She saying in general. And Jack is the one referring to previous times she's saved him. It's why he feels better with her watching his back.
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>>175235120
Then what will?
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>>175234709
>>175234757
>>175235120

t. Bronze
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>>175235292
Meant for >>175235040
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>>175234619
We could just remove you from playing and he'll stop being a faggot character.
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>>175235215
Probably adding the new skin fucked her up entirely.

It's like when this event starter Mei had that weird bug where she couldn't slow down anything
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>>175235318
>implying
I'm not great, 2939, but I'll play a Rein or Lucio if needed

But I got my way up by playing Reaper mostly
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Is Lúcio a good supp? I like playing him but i feel like im not contributing enough with crossfade and shields
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>>175234619
Honestly, the only changes he needs is 1 or 2 sec longer cooldown on reflect and dash.
But on the other hand, abilities like sleep dart or flashbang should also be on a longer cooldown.
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>>175235242
I honestly don't know what your getting at. Jack is saying that he feels better that she is helping him and then she says we all need someone we can trust and then says his name. Its a nice little sweet interaction in the game. I don't know what your getting at.
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>>175235385
But I'm not the faggots playing him
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i hate this fan-base
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>>175235406
Could have been. We saw the skin preview just today, so that might have done it.

>>175235292
>>175235382
You not being a faggot for one.
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>>175235581
I'm not getting at anything, you just quoted it wrong. Why are you getting so weirdly defensive?
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>>175235406
Aye, I can only imagine that's what it is, the Mei thing was weird though considering fuck all changed for her by adding the event. This though is just bonkers, a skin that no one can even put on yet and with bugger all in the way of gameplay changes means a Hero is crashing servers.

I hope to god they spend the next month or so cleaning the code.
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>played hots so I could get that sweet Dva skin next week
>didn't hate myself after playing a moba
>friends have been bugging me to play LoL but been avoiding it
uh oh
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>>175235629
No, but you're the faggot getting your ass kicked by him.
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>>175235671
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>>175235720
>can't tell them that you were doing this only for skin

pathetic
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>>175235720
It's not a good time to go to LoL due to the leveling system which takes a while to build up unless you pony up some cash to get all the masteries and enjoy the full experience
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>>175234619
Funny.
There's a bug where Genji's deflect straight up disappears and doesn't come back until you switch.
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>>175235720

HotS and lol are very different just tell them you can't into items and runes and only like hots because its blizzard
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>>175235671
>Korean
>Giving D.Va nigger lips
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>>175235671
First it was Tracer's ass, then it was Tracer being lesbian, then it was Mei's waist, next it was Genji x Mercy, and now we're with police brutality D.va.

Fuck's sake. Although putting those two pictures next to each other, it makes the right one look more retarded than it already is.
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>33% is just a way of seeing which team can bruteforce the other better
>D.va is disabled so dive comps take a hit
fugg
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>stopping flag caps constantly
>entire team right in front of me
>IT'S HIGH NOON
>tagging him with damage
>team is all standing around him
>he solo ults me
>team keeps walking forward
>THE ENEMY HAS CAPTURED THE FLAG

How do these people breathe without choking on their drool? How can people be so bad at a video game?
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>>175235548
You should also be bullying people off the high ground, booping tanks away from their team, confirming kills on low hp characters, and generally being an asshole to the other teams squishies whenever fights break out.
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I AM TIRED OF GETTING NON EVENT LEGENDARIES, THIS IS THE THIRD TIME NOW AND I AM VERY UPSET
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>>175236025

Well shit im way to pussy for that now just started playing the game
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>>175235950
You're as dumb as /pol/ if you think a majority of the fanbase is actually getting up in arms about this.
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>>175235917
>Genji with all the bugs he's plagued with can still be used by high level players and beat down people
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>>175235950
I want to know just what kind of outcry this is. Is this just a small but vocal minority of frothing retards, or is it bigger than that?
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>>175235950
>Mei's waist
Nani?
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>>175236049
NO I TAKE THAT BACK ITS ACTUALLY FIVE TIMES, FIVE TIMES I COULD HAVE GOTTEN BLACKWATCH MCREE BUT NOOOOOOOO
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>>175236118
as far as I can tell, it's one (1) collage of a bunch of tongue-in cheek tumblr posts that got picked up by clickbait sites and snowballed a little from there

nothing worth caring about
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I'm trying to learn DPS but I need help. On Attack it's pretty easy. But on Defense I feel like I offer jackshit to my team. At least on Rein or Winston you just have to initiate for your team or just hold your shield up until it's time to swing your hammer, but on DPS, I can't seem to manage to get a pick since everybody is behind the enemy shield
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>>175233697
You'd be absolutely horrified to find out that the majority of code the runs the rest of the the world is held together with even stringier duct tape.

t. Software Engineer

(It's not all like that, but a terrifying amount is)
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>>175236145
A bunch of fatties got triggered because Mei's CNY skins didn't make her look morbidly obese, and Blizzard "fixed" her waistline while calling it a bug. Granted, there actually was something wrong with the model because the way her tank interacted with her top gave her an ass you could balance a teacup on, but that wasn't what they meant.
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>>175236118
The article in question is based on a tumblr post that got passed around clickbait sites. You can just google it.
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>>175227324
>I really hope nothing comes of this because I really like Officer D.Va
every tumblr post criticizing the skin is full of people pointing out that d.va is korean, not american
nothing is going to happen
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How come only girls and fudge packers play Mercy?
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Anyone else hate the Overwatch Youtuber community? It seems to be dominated by YourOverwatch which is just a bunch of smarmy Brits droning on about boring shit and it has a really corporate feel. Then theres ONickel who is this stupid kike with nothing but clickbait videos where he talks about extremely well known/uninteresting/useless stuff thats been revealed for 5 to 10 minutes 90% of which is just him repeating the info from the video's title and the rest is his opinion on said uninteresting bullshit. So sick of these idiots cluttering up the suggested videos.
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>>175236078
I never implied a majority of the fanbase was up in arms in any of the things I listed.

They've all been vocal minorities that were also retarded.
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>>175236264
>>175236145
>muh sjews
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>>175236394
Because they don't have the mental capacity to play anything that requires more than two buttons.
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is she cute?
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>>175236407
You could just not watch them? Or does someone have you strapped into a chair holding your eyelids open?
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>>175236407
They're the most famous ones, but there are some gems in Youtube like Skyline which actually gives out helpful advice
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>>175236118
this is 4chan.

we managed to strawman one guy thinking a pose for tracer was out of character (which is was) into some huge sjw conspiracy
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>>175236497
I mean, yeah I'd rape her.
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>>175236605
Nice try, Skyline
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I have video footage from a while back where Stylosa was being extremely "toxic" telling our healer to kill himself while he was playing on one of his alt accounts.

Should I upload it to the OW subreddit?
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can anyone pls edit this with Sombra's face on the guy and Soldier 76s on Sailor Moon's?
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>>175236020
I don't know, especially when you play with people who are level 100+ meaning they have at least 100 or so hours in. I genuinely think that this game has some knack for attracting people with extremely low IQs.
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>>175236668
Are you a child? Why are you asking for permission?
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>>175233675
Mei, Zarya, Widow
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>>175236625
The guy said the pose didn't fit her. The SJWs jumped on that shit like maggots on road kill.
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>>175236668
Whos Stylosa
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>>175236625
Everything is a huge sjw conspiracy
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Shoutouts to the Pharah who just got killed by the Winston on my team at least five times then bitched about how Winston is "no skill"
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>>175236787
they weren't nearly as bad as /v/ and reddit's collective autism
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>>175236857
Winston should never be able to get near Pharah in the first place. like, goddamn son.
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>>175221353
>Haul
>As if you could choose any of it
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>>175236692
You can do this in like 20 seconds on paint, you lazy faggot
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>>175236857
>tfw you get blessed by Miro's spirit as Winston
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What is the best gamemode and why is it KotH?
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Anyone want to throw games with me to low bronze? I'm 1500 sr atm.
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>>175236857
When will the meme of Winston being completely brain dead die?
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>>175236220
Oh, believe me, I'm aware. My whole family is in some form of software development. This seems like a next-level of not understanding the basics, though, and that's what I'm afraid to see proliferate.

>>175236073
Well, keep that in mind as goals, then. Playing Lucio is a bit like playing the support version of Tracer or Genji in that you have to have a certain amount of confidence in your ability to avoid getting hit. That's not to say you should see yourself as an invincible flanker, and obviously sometimes you'll get caught, but if you aren't diverting attention onto yourself, you're wasting a lot of his value. Missed shots that were intended for you is damage your team isn't taking, which is even better than damage that you are healing. Also, if you choose to disengage, no one in the game can consistently catch you, outside of Tracer til she runs out of blinks, or Mei if she traps or freezes you. This also means no one can really get away from you, so while you shouldn't go full flanker, it's definitely a fair trade to briefly stop healing your team to, for example, go punch a 20hp Mercy in the dick before she can get away and then wallride back to your team.
For now, just start taking one enemy at a time and work on learning what range is the most frustrating for them/advantageous for you, and trying them there while spamming snot orbs at their heads and keeping an eye on who needs help in the team.
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>>175236394

Because she's fucking boring in every way.

>hold M1 on teammate
>if you go too far away press shift
>if you're healing Pharah hold space
>if you're feeling adventurous (and you aren't, you're playing fucking Mercy) right click
>sit behind a rock and ult when you see too many teammates die at once

Even her aesthetic is boring. A beautiful blonde white woman, wow, amazing. They didn't even have the balls to make her a nazi despite the blatant German accent. But then I guess that would draw too many similarities to Team Fortress 2, a game with actual interesting characters in it.

People who want to heal and actually enjoy themselves are playing Lucio. People who want to heal but also drink their enemy's blood play Zenyatta. People who want to heal and win are playing Ana. People who want to heal but are too stupid to play the game because they're women and/or gay play Mercy.
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>>175233675
Sym
Torb
Genji
Roadhog
Ana
Mercy
Hanzo
Widow
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>>175237212
You're human garbage, you're making 5 people who want to win end up losing for your own benefit, I'm not joking when I say that you should kill yourself.
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>>175210989
1. Is this already in game?
2. When does the D.Va Promo start? I already have Oni-Genj since 2 days ago.
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>>175237416
You can preview it but its unavailable until May 2nd; and possibly longer if they cant figure out this Dva bug.
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>>175237061
>Winston should never be able to get near Pharah in the first place
Bitch, Winston's jump and 7m Tesla can reach her. Same with Genji's wall climbing ans Swift Strike.
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>>175211115
I usually have 30~ ping. Over the last few days/weeks I noticed the ping going up to 100-250, sometimes even >9000(!) for a couple of seconds.
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>Main plat account always gets into a QP match immediately with people ranging from bronze- gold
>smurf takes up to 6 minutes and gets grouped with diamond players

Didn't realize hidden MMR was that unforgiving, holy hell. I only play stupid shit like Battle Mercy or Widow on my smurf, can anyone explain this shit?
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>>175237142
I want you to do it
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>>175211360
Stop crying and put your cock-cage back on,
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>>175237508
>>175211115
Same, I've been blaming on my roommate. Been mostly lag free right up until about 3 weeks ago.
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>>175237525
blizz doesnt know how to do matchmaking balancing or basically anything required in a FPS
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>want to play some QP and fuck around as Tracer
>nothing but stacks of masters+ shitting on gold and lower
>no fun allowed

Thanks Blizzard...
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>>175225126
>>175223978
But Lucio was in every damn game and he's easy as fuck to play. All they really did is make him take minimal effort to stay with a team and make those that could land hits with him make more of a difference.
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>>175237307
>blatant German accent.

Isn't she Swiss?
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>>175237394
I want to. (=
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>playing gold
>get paired up with russians
>they spend the majority of the match in spawn writing cyrillic in team chat and flaming another team member who instalocked Hanzo
>they ask everyone to report the hanzo player for picking Hanzo

>another match
>a player picked Winston
>another team member says he'll keep throwing until the Winston player stops playing Winston

Overwatch has the best community.
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>>175237307
Who plays Symmetra?
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>>175237903
>heal
>Symmetra
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>>175236220
>D.Va playing Overwatch on PS4
What did she mean by this?
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>>175238073
If she can't heal, why's she considered a support?
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>>175212583
Because muh representastion and muh body types and muh pandering and muh diversity and muh feminism and muh liberals and muh SJWs
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What exactly is this dva bug?
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>>175237804
>Isn't she Swiss?
>Swiss isn't related to German

American education
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>>175238125
Damn good question.
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>>175238125
Because of her ultimates
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>>175237307
>People who want to heal but also drink their enemy's blood play Zenyatta.

People underestimate discord orb so hard, especially Roadhogs.
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>>175238172
This please
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>>175238189
Any yet they're not the same thing
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>>175238172
>>175238350
D.VA GETS HER MECH DESTROYED
ENTIRE SERVER GOES BOOM BOOM CLICKETY CLACK
NOW STOP ASKING
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>>175238172
Basically when she gets out of her mech it can crash the game and server
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Was at 2019 SR on Wednesday, currently at 2643 playing only Zenyatta. Only lost about 2 matches, one either had a legit hacker or the guy was smurfing.....had the name top500smurf or something like that.....killcams looked like hacking.

Zen is so fun to play.
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>>175238172
>>175238320
Apparently her dying out of mech after her mech got destroyed. It's why they disabled her.
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>>175211360
Are you a girl?

Then it's okay
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I just woke up and I'm a wageslave so I can't try it out: was Dva disabled on PC only?

I'm a console shitter and one of my teammates is a godlike Dva and this would affect our comp climb on the weekend.
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>>175212596
How to make Sombra great again
1. Get rid of the translocator-Countdown
2.Let her hack twice as many healthpacks
3.Give her a 2nd Translocator with a separate cooldown
4.double her invisibility time
5. Get rid of delays when going invisible / coming out of invisibility (or make delays SIGNIFICANTLY shorter)
6.Slightly increase her weapon damage.
7. Let her throw a NEW translocator even if she has already placed one (the old one that is already placed gets removed instead of used)

And there we have it: a decent Sombra that people won't bitch about
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>>175233675
Pharah.
>the game doesn't even have Pharah bots

Yeah she doesn't belong in the game.
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>>175238429
I can play her on console even though they said she's shut down on every platform
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>>175238443
Why not just make hack oneshot characters and have invisibility regen all her HP while you're at it?
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>>175211360
REMEMBER ANON
IT'S TRASHCAN
NOT TRASHCANNOT
YOU CAN DO IT BUDDY
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>>175213175
Sombra's ass is covered by this "fashionable" thing SJWs invented to cover up butts. So how would you know?
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>>175236668
This>>175236743
Do it or don't. Stop being a bitch
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>>175238624
That's surprisingly inspirational.
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>>175238443

1. Make it so hacking people doesn't take more time than just mag-dumping and killing them.

2. Let her toggle through hacks. One disables abilities, one forces the use of abilities (including ults), one induces friendly fire.

3. Get rid of the voice clips when exiting stealth, just leave the stealth sound as a signal she's visible again.

4. Slightly increase range on translocator toss.

5. Give her a decent skin.
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>>175238443
That's how you break a character, anon
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>>175238675
No on the second one

That'll make her too good
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>>175236407
The only thing I watch is Skyline, which was already posted, and professional tournament VODs. I don't need people explaining shit because 99% of the time they will not know what they're talking about.
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>>175238675
>one forces the use of abilities (including ults)
And suddenly everything you had to say lost all value.
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>>175238443
How to make Roadhog great again
1. Get rid of the hook cooldown
2.Increase Take a Breather healing to 600hp
3.Take a Breather can now be used twice before cooldown starts
4.Tighten spread for both primary and alt fire
5. Slightly increase Whole Hog damage
6.Revert Hook 2.0 changes, being hooked once again results in an insta-stun with no opportunity to escape
7. Being stunned while ulting completely refunds ult charge

And there we have it: a decent Roadhog that people won't bitch about
>>
"I'm going to throw because you are playing a hero I don't like!"

Oh shit, you got me. I'm going to change my ways and only play Soldier 76 and Reinhardt now!
>>
I was playing on console and I feel bad because I was playing with a Dva on offense who kept charging on to the point and dying. I think it was clear that we could've did better if we charged in with them, but there wasn't really a way to know when they were doing it. Do you just have to stand near them and wait until they charge if they aren't using a mic?
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>>175236435
Except that it's still like that. In fact, it's worse now than it was before. They just made her fatter without actually fixing anything.
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pls blzz
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>>175237525
Why the fuck do assholes like you exist? People wanna win in comp, throwing so you can play stupid shit is such an asshole move, you're honestly a horrible person.
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>>175237819
Doesn't make you any less human garbage
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>>175238443
The REAL ways to fix Sombra

>Hack
Have hack increase Sombra's damage against the target.
>Translocator
It could stand to last 5 seconds longer.
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>>175214241
>Be tracer
>Get literally time-travel-transported into the future
>people complain why she looks young
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>>175239073
>hey man can I play this hero? I'll switch if I don't get a pick
>don't get a pick and switch
>team is not mad

What rank do you get people as unreasonable as that? Lately, I've been getting teamed up with some pretty great people even when we end up losing.
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>>175214326
Play Sombra VS Roadhog 1VS1
The only way he could possibly kill Sombra is a lucky right-click because that's as strong as afully charged widdow shot.
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>>175239107
So how many cops did she really do?
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>>175239073
Meta slaves are cancer.
At least they significantly decrease by the time you get to 3400 and are practically nonexistent at 3600-3700 and above.
>>
I need someone to play these HOTS games with for the D.va skin. Berry#12907
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>>175237804
She's Swiss, but she speaks very clear High German and doesn't really have an accent.
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>>175238443
>>175239215
Just add invincibility frames to translocating, and increase the netcode priority. It's bullshit that tracer gets them on recall and Sombra doesn't.
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>>175239446
>High German
Is that like BBC English
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>>175239446
I wanted Mercy to be attactive, why did they give her such a shit facial structure? White envy? Dva and Mei look way better and nothing like Asians.
>>
How to make Reaper great again
1. Each hit you get a souls comes out
2. He has an alt fire where he can shoot grenades. Takes 2 bullets per shot, have to reload if you only have one bullet
3. Has a faster teleport and doesn't scream "DEATH CUMS!!"
4. Wraith form moves faster and can fly
5. When ulting, he takes half damage

And there we have it: a decent Reaper that people won't bitch about
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>>175239507
Essentially. Just kinda accentless, and everybody who speak German can basically understand it.
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>>175239540
>simple isnt attractive
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>>175239473
Oh...so that's why I die sometimes when I see the other side of the map for a split second
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>>175239661
What would you qualify as a "simple facial structure"?
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>>175238443
Sombra's actually pretty strong right now, just the damage to her reputation is done. No one trusts people to play her and no one wants to play her for fear of getting shat on. If she was introduced like this she'd be play a ton more, at least at lower levels where people don't know how to deal with her.
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>>175238443
Just tighten her spray and maybe up her range, then she can fight people from mid distance instead of needing to be super close.
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>only good at dva
>literally cannot play now

??????
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>>175239865
Why can't I play D. Va?
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>>175240001
she has some bug they're working out so they decided you can't play her at all
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Shhh!
Justice is taking a nap...
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throw me a (you) and I'll heal your premade because gold is RNG hell as solo q
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>>175240046
What's the bug?
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>>175240154
No fuckin' clue they don't specify
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>>175238443
If you aren't good at Sombra or think Sombra is bad you're either:
1. Actually retarded/gold or below
2. Bad at tracking
3. Repeating what some faggot youtuber told you
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>>175239764
Her recent buffs don't change the fact she's an attack slot without a damage dealing ultimate and only 1 source of mediocre damage.
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>Korean with no manjaw
Do you think she spent half her fortune on surgery?
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>>175239851
Or just remove the voice lines on uncloak. She's like the spy in TF2 except she fucking tells the enemy team when she uncloaks. How did they expect that would be playable?
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>>175216764
Season 2
>Be Gold for whole Season
>Make it to 2498
>win
>gain 1 SR
REEEEE
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>>175240135
FYI plat is the same
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>>175239757
Not completely round but not rigid cheekbones. Small nose. Basically nothing over the top i guess?
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>>175240297
protip: there are attractive people in every race without any surgery
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>>175240358
I would say that her chin and cheeks are definitely too rigid. She looks almost smug, and this is compared to Dva, who has actual angry eyebrows. Just not a soft appearance, and the weird halo and outfit don't help.
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>>175240434
I know.
I just want to punch DVa.
Fucking twat.
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>Mercy is a whore
>Mercy's VA is a whore

Its like poetry.
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>@BlizzardCSEU_EN 9 min
>[#Overwatch] Thanks for your patience while we addressed this issue. D.Va is now enabled in all regions on all platforms.

Well, this was fast
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>>175240319
Spy used to have uncloak sound heard at something like 9 feet...then they nerfed it so hard and you hear it from like 200 feet away...TF2 is such a joke.
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kill me
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>>175240536
Jesus what do you play as?
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>>175240236
Pros place her in Torb tier, you are ignorant and don't have a good understanding of the game.

Sombra isn't good at WHATEVER her job is supposed to be. Can't hack reliably because she can't ambush most of the time or hack is interrupted. Ult can be good, but she's a letdown the whole time she's charging it.
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>>175240532
Didn't really matter when you had a 95% chance to get spy checked along the way
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>>175240532
Spy is still really quiet. He makes extra noise if you decloak automatically when it runs out instead of manually. If you're cloaking close enough that they hear you it's really your own fault, especially since you outrun most classes. Sombra though doesn't really have a great damage option to reward you for what you have to do to get kills. You're better off playing Tracer and running in or Pharah and going from above. Even Roadhog gets better picks.
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>>175240525
I guess it was just a server side thing?
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>>175240498
.>Sombra, Symmetra and Mercy's VA meme out in public about their characters on YouTube

It's nice that they love to interact with fans, but it's kinda sad that their fanbase is comprised of hormonal teenagers
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>>175240319
People barely hear that shit during a fight. If you actually played the hero for more than an hour you'd realize that you can uncloak next to a squishy and nuke them before they even look at you all the way up to top 500. It's about as reliable as Genji's m2+dash 1 hit combo, but it's there.
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>>175240440
She doesn't look like a bimbo though which is hard to do with blondes.
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>>175240678
It matters a ton, you just hit decloak 10 feet away and run up to them and stabbed as soon as cloak finished then recloaked. It took actually watching your back for Spys/Scouts to stop it like it should. Now it's literally ALARM BELLS WHOOO A SPY IS NEARBY AND HAS THE LOWERST HEALTH IN THE GAME DUE TO THE RANGE HE IS MEANT TO OPERATE IN, KILL HIM

Fucking retarded.

>>175240687
Nah, I refuse to believe they reduced the cloak sound at all. Also people were literally changing the sound effect in their files to ALARM BELLS to make sure they always heard it. Unless you can show me in patch notes that they greatly reduced it I'm going to laugh EXTRA hard at you. Even then...alarm bell thing exists and hte fact TF2 comp games couldgo HUNDREDS of games without him making a (joke) appearance says a lot about how shit he was.
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>>175212583
>>175215852
I think the real reason they switched Mei's design also had to do with the fact that the personality and history doesn't quite seem to match the design here.

This mei looks like a professional soldier, someone who went out and blasted people for a living. Not an environmental scientist.

>>175215845
when they considered this, it probably got scrapped because when they 'softened' her design, it the high detail made her felt even more cluttered, plus like a Zarya knock-off.

>>175237639
>that webm

Brutal.
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>>175240498
Strange way of spelling D.va.
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>>175233630
It was super annoying - there was a map bug where genji could climb into an out-of-bounds area in attacker spawn and dash, server would crash because it didn't know where genji was. In comp games it reset the map to a different one.
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>>175238168
>super lanky chink giraffe woman
>not something sjews would go for
lawl
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>>175240674
>pros
>tier

Yeah I'm not reading this, dude
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>>175240931
I'm not even sure if they reduced it or not, I'm simply claiming that it was nearly impossible to hear. Of course I'm saying spy is still useless because he basically only works when teams forget to look behind them. The difference is he's able to punish that mistake with a reliable instant kill, unlike Sombra.

>>175241068
Wow, what a quality argument.
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>>175218179
=_=
Not sure if ingame-bug or photoshop
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>>175240297
>>175240434
actually, plastic surgery is a huge industry and almost a social norm for korean women

http://www.businessinsider.com/south-korea-is-the-plastic-surgery-capital-of-the-world-2015-9
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>>175240996
I know I'm suppose to feel bad for Mei, but I'm guilty of sending her ult back at her pretty often.
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>>175239851
>tightening her spread when she can also teleport out of danger every 4 secs
>majority of playerbase also have an inability to turn around
Would kek if this happened.
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>>175241192
Anyone who throws anything into a deflect has it coming
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>>175241129
I'm not arguing with you, you're ranting about a character you dont like in a videogame
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>>175241241
You can start deflect after she throws it mate, you can even dash to where it is to stop it if you're quick enough.
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>>175241192
>>175241241
Never forget that Mei is also evil.
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>>175240536

where do you go to see your winrates?
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>>175241269
Seems like you don't know what the term "argument" means in this context. I'm also not the person you were talking to originally.
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>>175241326
You should be careful with your ult if you know someone who counter it is nearby, that goes for anyone
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Is there a point on creating a smurf acconut?
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>>175241623
Mostly just to get people off of your ass for playing or not playing certain heroes because everyone's digging into your CP these days
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>>175236394
>tfw you sit on a dildo while playing DPS
Mercy mains WISH they could ride cock as good as I do
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>>175241623
If you wanna play a role you're not good at, it's good training, or relax while not caring about everything.
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>>175240931
It definitely had reduced noise when you ended it manually. Granted the only way not not hear a very close decloak was to be right next door to a firefight and dead ringer's noise got bumped up down to it's common equip status and easy detection, default cloak noise was not a massive range. Say, cm_duel rooms were about 15 across and the hallway door was far enough to not hear it. They never put out cloak noise ranges for default cloak, but dead ringer definitely got a buff.
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>>175241241
I purposely jump in when they throw ults and pop deflect. It's not that they throw it at it, I bring the deflect to them.
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>>175236394
>play since the beta
>forever a plat shitter
>met a 10 years old kid who loves mercy and mains her
>season 4 starts
>worse than ever, around gold all the time
>mercy main is almost master
JUST
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>>175241904
>met a 10 year old kid
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>>175236497
Only in her chang'e skin
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>>175241839
It's absolutely that they throw it
Deflect's hitbox is so generous ulting anywhere near him is a bad idea unless you've baited it out first

The only thing stupider is doing it when there's a D.va
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>>175241904
Mercy mains in Master/GM is nothing special at all
It's like a gold medal is sucking cock
Anyone actually skilled at the game plays literally anything else
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>>175219403
emulated Analog-Stick movement
*juck*
(Or does it feel like the real thing?)
>>
>>175241839
Alright, I'll ship Genji x Mercy.
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New

>>175242149
>>175242149
>>175242149
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>>175241839
>it barely scratches her

What. What the fuck. Meanwhile when i shoot at deflecting gengu it seems like the shot comes back twice as strong. Ebin game blizzard.
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>>175240536
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>>175241623
It is good for trolling others and ruining the leaderboard when both team gets low level players but the smurf one will stomp the others.
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>>175242016
You get more often than not that higher level players don't and Genji just jumps in to Deflect.

Personally, I like that the hitbox is generous. It makes a nice 2 second shield to help a team mate.
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>placed grand master in season 2 and stopped playing
>started playing right by the end of season 3, failed pretty much all placement matches but still got 3300SR because of previous rating
>2800SR, struggling to get into diamond

I've fucking lost it, I'm shit now and I don't know why. Just give me the skins so I can stop playing.
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>>175242219
He probably aimed at your head.
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>>175238276
ana is not the winning choice in lower level matches, sorry
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>>175239764
Sombra is actually fine, it's just that retarded people like >>175240256 think she's weak because she doesn't do burst damage like 76 with his helix or Tracer's autistic rof which gives the illusion she does fuck tons of damage as well.
Sombra's machine pistol is a somewhat a combination of 76 and Tracer's gun in a sense that it deals decent damage at medium range but has retarded spread.
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>>175242810
She actually is when you have a Soldier or Roadhog or other good shit, if not you should play the good shit yourself for easy wins
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>>175220387
Maybe the widdow just got a lootbox and was hoping for that one skin and wanted to check it real quick?
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>>175220547
Quickplay: Where Bronze meets Master
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>>175220571
Complaining about 2/2/2 is like complaining about a chess palyer who opens his game with D/2 and saying: DUDE! E2 would've been so much better. NOOB.
2/2/2 is a viable comp
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>>175238425
I'm a girl and I'm GM, there literally isn't an excuse for being trash.
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>>175221246
Junkenstein
Lucioball
???
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>>175221248
Then everyone would start complaining "you stole my kill REEEE"
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>>175244337
I loved Junkenstein. And Lucioball. I remember when the summer games just randomly dropped out of nowhere. It was why I fell in love with the game in the first place.
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Why won't people just group. Just group! GROUP! GROUPGROUPGROUPGROUPGROUPGROUP
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>>175234736
fuck off calvin you are toxic
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>>175245178
yeah yeah ill just get some dmg for my ult real quAGH
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>>175241134
The only thing edited is the picture being cropped.
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should I burst fire at soldier all the times or just for targets far away? what about tracer or ana up close?
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>>175245530
If all the bullets will hit the target without burst then go for it.
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>>175234557
I don't use mic, am a one trick and I'm top 500. Cry me a river it's only game.
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>>175221670
You almost got it right
Reality looks like this:

Bronze
Trolls who start an overwatch match just to let their cat walk over their keyboard (while the overwatch match happens to be playing at the same time). Then they upload it to youtube as cute cat trying to play overwatch.

Silver
People who have never played a Videogame in their life. Like men in their 50s, looking for a hobby after retiring from work. They don't know how the controls work, don't know how overwtach works, have no understanding of how video games in general actually work.

Gold
Your average low-skill hobby-gamer-casual. Usually plays Fifa or Mario Party and is just playing overwatch because it's popular right now and has an anime-esque artstyle. Since he has a basic understand of video games as a whole he is at least physically and mentally able to play and comprehend the game. He even knows what to do in order to win the game (objective).

Platin
Totally average gamer. No further explanation needed. Understand the game and every hero. Has map knowledge and knows about team synergy and basically everything there is to the game. His actual skill / aim / positioning / etc. is so bad, he will forever be stuck in Platin or even drop to Gold, due to the shit matchmaking.

Diamond: Above-Average gamer who is actually good at the game

Master: Highly skilled gamer. Knows overwatch inside-out. Has earned the right to have an opinion on the game.

Grandmaster: Could literally play overwatch as a job.
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>>175214095
just go "i don't feel reinhardt today" or "i feel like my [character] better than my rein" or something like that
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Image limit reached, new bread.
>>175246105
>>175246105
>>175246105
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whats with all these plat mercies in gm
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>>175234557
Dont have a mic, dont even join voice chat.
3.8k
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>>175220571
Behind the curve? What the fuck, do you run the top 1% metamasters in the top 500?

2/2/2 is fine right now and works,
Soldier, Pharah, Rein, Dva, Lucio, Ana is a great comp.

Anything that impacts the meta has no actual impacts besides psychological in anything below High Plat. 2/2/2 is fine, 2/2/2 works, 2/2/2 is here to stay unless something dramatic changes.
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>>175223580
They thank mercy players for doing the dirty job they think they are to "good" for. Noone want's to play mercy willingly. So people who actually play her get praise and respect.
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>>175234704
>that smooth 59-60fps
>tfw i'll never play the game on anything higher than 40 at the best of times and 3 when reaper ults. Shit causes some hella frame drops.
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>>175225136
If you have 2 (or more tanks) play mercy
If it's a typical 5 DPS shitfest, play zenyatta or Lcuio. Always play Lucio on KOTH
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>>175225932
Trying to rank up is one of the key things that motivate you to keep playing and coming back to the game.
If you were where you are supposed to be from the get go, the playerbase would decrease.
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>>175226170
>Genji
>Hardcounter to every other hero in the game
>People think he should not be nerfed
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>>175227075
>Open free lootbox that came with the event
>Get Tracer, Reinhardt, Mercy and Widdow skin.
>Play 1-2 matches
Get Mc Cree Skin and DVa intro
It's like blizzard doesn't even want me to buy their lootboxes
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>>175226373
be
body double
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>>175231072
become a Symmetra main. Like me
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>>175232948
Don't make me LOL at work People are already looking at me :D
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>>175233246
same here >_<
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>>175233345
>New Skin comes out tomorrow
>Suddenly DVA doesn't work
I don't believe in a coincidence
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