Dota 2 General - /d2g/

First for DC is a EU team

wenger out

>>175186103

I mean he's an objectively good coach desu and knows the game really well. But holy fuck his mechanical ability is bad.

Same with TeaBun

>bulba taking the throw order

>na fags think theyre relevant in dota

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*breathes*

HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Reminder that NP is even worse than DC

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>April 27 2017
>MK soldiers still bash

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>Qualify for a major
>Get eliminated at 16th place
But at least they qualified I guess?

wheres the webm? you know which one bilbos

Why do they call them DC?

Because when you hear about them playing you disconnect from spectator mode.

why is this single elimination ?

>mk just permastuns jugg
man this hero is so fucking balanced

guys i think mason is kill

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Eh well it would've just been NP or CoL losing if it wasn't DC

LE BALANCED MONKEY BASH FACE

>pick magnus
>never rp
>lose
DOTARDS?

>>175186287
le escape gaming face

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>Mason

Is it true DC stands for Discount Complexity?

MA "LEGENDARY" SON

my main man bulba with the legendary zero man reverse polarity

Reminder that DC is an EU team

>>175186135
NA DOTA
AHAHAHAHA SUKA

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>
>
>

Another Major assassinated by LULBA

SASUGA

NAKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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what did he mean by this

Why do MK soldiers bash every hit?

we NEED the bulba webm

how many heroes got rp'ed this game?

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that stunlock was disgusting
how useless would MK become with a
>Wukong's Command statues no longer apply on-hit effects
change

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post yfw no NA team will ever win a major

I mean, they can beat NP and coL again for TI, right? Tbirds are going to be playing from Europe and EE and melonzz are shitters....
I want them to succeed so bad

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What's his end game?

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>That mason chanter

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RIP DC

I still appreciate them BTFO'ing envy though

mason deserves better than these subhuman gooks

>>175186321

Because it's the manliest mode. NO gay lower bracket "cumbacks", no "I had le bad day", no excuses. Only the best move on.

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Where did it go all wrong?

>>175186445
like 2

>>175186472
>falling for the honeypot

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ASSASSINATION COMPLETE

WHO'S NEXT

I want to like DC so badly. Mason is an American hero but goddammit all.

REMINDER DURING THIS NA TRASH TALKING TO VOTE

http://www.strawpoll.me/12830709

>>175186429
mason "i just want to play with people i like" benis

>>175186494
Jorien is cute. CUTE!

>>175186429
>a year ago
>it's still true

-Bulba
-Dubu
+SOME REAL AMERICANS

When is Bulba going to kill himself?

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How much money is our boy Mason taking home from this?

>>175186536
i hope he makes a team with artour next

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1 NA TEAM DOWN, 2 TO GO, AND ANOTHER ONE WILL GO HOME TOMORROW KEK

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PASSIVE MAGNUS PASSIVE RP LUL BA PASSIVE MAGNUS PASSIVE RP LUL BA PASSIVE MAGNUS PASSIVE RP LUL BA PASSIVE MAGNUS PASSIVE RP LUL BA PASSIVE MAGNUS PASSIVE RP LUL BA PASSIVE MAGNUS PASSIVE RP LUL BA PASSIVE MAGNUS PASSIVE RP LUL BA PASSIVE MAGNUS PASSIVE RP LUL BA PASSIVE MAGNUS PASSIVE RP LUL BA PASSIVE MAGNUS PASSIVE RP LUL BA PASSIVE MAGNUS PASSIVE RP LUL BA PASSIVE MAGNUS PASSIVE RP LUL BA PASSIVE MAGNUS PASSIVE RP LUL BA

+ixmike88
+fluffnstuff

F U C K
C
H
I
N
A

only ritsu can save NA now

>>175186536
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>2 RP's the whole game


the power of na dota

what the fuck is rose talking about

must be depressing if you're bulba

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>mfw there are people actually inviting him on a team

>>175186429
like fuckin clockwork

-Bulba out
-dubu out

+ixmike in
+March in

>nadota

so fucking trash

>>175186653
>2 TO GO,


there's only EG left m8

Reminder that if you like this tournament format, you need to get back to /r/eddit

>>175186535
>fewest major wins
>fewest TI wins

w-we dont care about those honeypots anyway b-btfo

>there is not a single resource anywhere showing which teams play on which day, not even on liquipedia, so my fantasy team has players who aren't playing

well that's *fucking* great

>>175186681
zoning rp
he whiffed on purpose to establish dominance

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>>175186476
tbirds are still going to be playing NA region, why would they give up their free spot to go compete against Secret Mouz Liquid in qualifiers ?

>>175186632
1/5th of $62,500 assuming DC/their manager or coach don't take a cut

>>175186536

OG as soon as they get 12th in TI7 and s4/JerAx leave that piece of shit team behind

>>175186321
nobody cares enough about dota anymore to watch that many games

Gotta love how ROTK is like "fucking tier 2 shitters acting like they expected to win... you! Bitch! Where is my beer?".

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who 3/3 here?

Russian hackers ddosed his keyboard. Not his fault

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>>175186704
You think he cares? He can cruise into another gig no problem.

>tanks Liquid so they don't qualify for Boston
>goes to Boston anyway coaching DC

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>>175186681
>2 RPS the whole game
>only one of them hits 2 people, the other one hits nobody

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alright now that the dust has settled, post yfw you know you'll never be an amerilard.

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>>175186729
Thunderbirds are still fighting EG tomorrow

>chink purge

aui sounds like me doing disertation

pure nervousness

Who are the biggest meme players of "pro" DotA?

Dendi? n0tail? RTZ? EE?

Isn't Aui Canadian?
Why the fuck does he speak Engrish?

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>e-sports ended for today

Wait what the fuck is aui doing in purge's segment?

>aui on weatherman screen
I'm out boys

>>175186429
How do we get rid of the bulba menace?

>>175186632
10k or somthing

why does owie talk like he is retarded

>>175186763
Now that I think about it, maybe they'll get a direct invite if they do well here and get extra leverage because they came 2nd last year.

>>175186429
I am so glad this retarded fat weeaboo piece of shit will never win anything

discount purge is struggling with the weather

>chinks use rp on solo heroes half the game, get efficient picks, snowball
>try to copy chinks
>use rp twice, one is worthless and one is a whiff
HMMMMM

Wiait what the fuck it's so weird seing someone other than purge doing this segment

>haha panel and casters at separate venues xD
FUCK VALVE

>bulba is really good at dota because he knows 5 > 4
what a player

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>>175186812
ME

>jimmy's students and nu-eg are the only NA teams left

aui choking harder than mason on big macs tonight

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>mason
>ritsu
>ixmike
>demon
>ppd

>>175186831
>Thunderbirds

why are you bringing up this 100% objectively EU team?

>>175186429
NA dota is about social contacts and marketing over actual skill or ability to win.

Which is why bulba/RTZ/Demon are constantly on competetive teams despite not being able to win a LAN.

it's also why china/EU dominate and will continue to dominate until NA gets it's shit together.

Man, aui was just cringey to watch. I have never felt so awkward watching with all those pauses and stutters.

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"FSFSFSFSFSFSFSFSFSFSFSFSFSFSFSFSFSFSSFSF"

Curtis "aui2000" Lee - 2017

>>175186812
Secret vs SG is probably the most one sided match in the tournament.

I do think EG will choke vs DC/Tbirds again though
>Liquid beating VP
Come on now

Have the NA tards started shitposting about politics yet?

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>nigger features
>dresses like a negro
>genetically a shitskin indian
>call it american
wew lads

>Aui
>No one cares about his opinion
>Literally irrelevant
>Starts by defending and praising Bulba

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aui is adorable and I would pound his ass

>>175186367
He did one and elimulated DC.

>>175186875
blubber (tough)

>>175186882
There's a whole other series left anon. VP vs IG.V.

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who here /12hoursdeep/?

why the fuck is aui is on purge weatherman segment when there is AN ACTUAL KEVIN PURGEGAMERS GODEC IN KIEV HOW THE FUCK IT ENDED LIKE THIS

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>>175186825

>>175186989
euros got that covered np

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feels like watching an autistic news anchor
what's the fucking point

Aui's analysis is actually on-point, hope he either gets used to be in front of the cammera or GTFO.

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is he casting next game?

>>175186812
You got TNC vs FL wrong, TNC will never beat FL.

>>175186995
that guy

that guy right there

he totally shaves a unibrow.

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>>175186959
:thinking:

sheever's looking old guys ;_;

>>175186980
"SPHSPSPHSHSPSPHSPHSPHSHSPHSHSHP"
David "Luminous" Zhang

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>>175186972
you can not seriously put rtz in the same category as Bulba, or even Demon wtf

kiev is a honeypot.
bulba made the right call in saving their strats

SEXY JACK

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>>175186825

>>175186995
>le 56% face

why are you so buttblasted americuck?

>>175186734
>highest earnings because didn't fall for the honeypots
you've learned nothing from ppd's teachings

>>175187067
isnt the weatherboard not in kiev tho=?

>>175186959
replace ritsu with a real mid and it has potential

>>175186763
>"north american team"
>only 1 person from NA

explain this dotards

abed mason and dubu are legit tho

get rid of demon and bulba for absolutely anyone and you could have a solid team

>>175186831
TB has 1 NA and 4 EU players
Them having a tradition of farming the weaker region for ez wins doesn't mean they're an NA team

why didn't aui analyze bulba's rp? I still don't understand what happened there

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>>175186812

if he translates all that in two words I'll lose my shit

>>175187114
OwO

>>175187114
Censor this please

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>the hamlet of NA dota

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>1K DAMAGE
1K DAMAGE
>1K DAMAGE
1K DAMAGE
>1K DAMAGE
1K DAMAGE

absolutely based

Mason really looked quite overweight on stage. Our guy should do some cardio so he doesn't die of a stroke in 5 years.

holy shit

*sighs* when is ppd coming back

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>>175187143
She looks better than she did 5 years ago

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WHAT DID BULBA DO? I FUCKING MISSED IT.

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>>175186812

>>175187195
that is correct
the autistic screeching can be ignored
as usual

>>175187278
>use 2 RPs
>hit only 2 people
THE MADMAN

impressive translation

Is Bulba the Daiz of dota?

>>175187278
>339gpm with midas
POWERFULLBA

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>>175187278

>>175187150
what about ti4 eg and secret before ti5

>>175187328
what is makup

>>175187150
RTZ is literally incapable of winning a LAN, yet he is highly prized in the NA scene.

He will never win a major or TI.

>>175187278
it's like DC played 4 vs 5 the entire game the absolute madman

>>175187328
power of make up and a hair stylist

>>175187338
lose

>>175187338
>>175187278
THIS

>>175187259
swap EG for OG

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POST AYESEE
MAYBE WE CAN BRING HIM BACK

>>175187346
If this happens, it's confirmed fixed
No way VP beats VG

>>175187338
Only did 2 RPs the whole game, the first one hitting only 2 people and the 2nd one missing everyone because he miscalculated the range.

>>175187346
>vp winning the event
aren't we getting a lil bit ahead of ourselves here?

>>175187237
How can you analyse anything when nothing happened

>>175187234
they play in NA qualifiers and live in NA, pretty straightforward

God damn Jack has a hard job.

>>175187447
OG isn't getting past the next round

>>175187462
>watching Ayesee

>>175187338

>what did bulba do

absolutely nothing

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>>175187338
So did Bulba.

>>175186460
Basically a "End before 30 minutes" hero
Basically a "I need Magnus/Enigma" Hero

>>175187278
>1.3k hero damage
>ZERO tower damage

he literally did nothing all game

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>>175187445
>>175187475
He never fails to disappoint.

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*dabs*

Is the only reason chinese pros dont speak ENGRISH is for people like KBBQ to have a job?

>>175187338
literally nothing

>>175187278
I haven't played mag it in a while, but even I know not to rush fucking blink, echo saber into blink is the way to go, how the fuck does this guy find a way to butcher everything he does.

why is twitch chat spamming tsk

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>>175187462
>Aaron "Whiney" Chambers

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>>175187572
What is this magic?

>>175187572
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>>175187572
HIROSHIMAAAAAAAA

>>175187572
what

I feel bad for Mason he tried hard in game 1 yet these sub80 IQ seaniggers abed and dubu literally ran into enemy heroes and died every 30 seconds

>>175187407
but that's what I'm saying
>>175187417
I mean he definetely choke in Valve events, but at least he wins honeypots, unlike the other two

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>>175187572

>>175187415

it's a thing u put in ure face to make urself more butifel or at leas less guigly

dumabss

>>175187572
>that thumbnail
Uh... Dotards?

>>175187338
>>175187338
Missed an RP in the middle of 3 enemies
clips twitch tv/FrozenProudPidgeonSoBayed

>>175187641
who?

So the DC groupstage was just Mason eating the full honeypot?

>>175187573
Yes, the translator lobby is behind the Chinese not speaking fluent English.

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>>175187514
>Not watching Ayesee

HAMMER = DROPPED
SABRES = RATTLED
ISSUE = FORCED
ANKLES=WET
PUSH = TP REACTED
DOLLAR = SHORT
DAY = LATE
THOUGHT = BETTER
HAND = COOKIE JAR
BUTT = SLAPPED
SKILL = CONNECTED
MUSCLES = FLEXED
WELCOME = OVERSTAYED
WORK = GONE TO
FIGHT = COMMITTED TO
SPOT = ON
GOLD = INFUSED
WICKETS = SPLIT
DAY = AT THE END

>If Ayesee casted TI2
"THE BAGLES ARE STORMING THE RIVER
NA'VI ARE ABOUT TO BECOME BREAD STICKS IF THEY DON'T REALIZE WHAT IS GOING ON
DARKSYLL SHHHH STOP TALKING ABOUT NAGA COUNTERS
BLACK HOLLEEEEEE
THE WEASELS WERE TURNED INTO RATTLESNAKES
DENDI DROPS THE HAMMER TO THE PEDAL ON THE METAL OYOYOYOYOY OPAPOPA OYOYOYOY
DENDI
DENDI
DENDI
IG WERE A DAY LATE A DOLLAR SHORT WITH THAT SMOKE"

Tobi:

>THERE'S YOUR RP
>NOW LODER, HE HAS HIS MJOLLNIAH UP AND RUNNING, BUT WITH HIS TEAM ON THE SIDELINES AND DENDI HAS THE GHEM TO TAKE A CRACK AT DEWARDING, AND YEAH, EASIEST DEWARDING OF HIS LIFE EVEN WITH THE CUDDLE BLAST AND THAT?S ALL SHE WROTE
>IT'S A DISASTAH
>WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR LIVES? - courtesy of CV

BTS studio:
>Oh boy, oh gee, I'm so happy all the time, what do you think Godz, great RP catching 4, right?
>Most people don't know this, LD, but Chinese usually only catch 5 with their RPs. What do you think Lumi?
>Jeshus, I mean, ushually you'd eshpectrf some more pashienss from s4, but yeah, pfllrtbrbrtbtt, they're playing OUT OF THEIR MINDSH

The GD Studio:
>Where's my whisky? You bloody bastards, stop wanking to Soe on 4chan. God dammit, Bruno explain the lanes.
>So, we'll have the Benomancer on the eassy lane, and we're using Ogre Magi because we have no Jakiro. I'm going to repeat it. BENOMANCER. Draskyll?
>I mean, Jakiro is not THAT important of a hero, by any strech of the imagination. I'm not saying he's THAT good, too. It's just that he's pretty much average in most ways, and ends up just being a medium hero over all. Who do you think will be in mid, Weppas, Mag or Puck?
>... Yeah

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HOW CAN WE STOP HIM? IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING.

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>>175187572

kick bulba+demon
recruit svg+boris

>>175187623
What does that pic even mean?

>>175187572
M000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000T
;_;

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Man, I really feel bad for Abed. The kid is a prodigy at 16 but he keeps being with bad teams.

Goddamn. Those picks are botched at best.

>Bulba's the only pro that doesn't abuse adderall

>>175187658
meant to reply to the other guy

unlike blulbo rtozy is actually skilled at the game

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>>175187692
>clips twitch tv/FrozenProudPidgeonSoBayed
FUCKING HELL

>>175187338
So did he

>>175187731
that lumi part always cracks me up

>>175187762
he thinks he's some hot shot because he's working in tech while in reality he's a cuck sucking dicks at twitch

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>>175187731
>>... Yeah
every time

>>175187278
>gets picked the hero he spammed pubs with for the last 3 months
>339 gpm 1.3k dmg in 40 mins
>2 rp the entire game. first rp hitting 2 heroes leading to no kills. second rp airballs
>lothars right in front of lina and in sight of enemy to try get glory rp to save last rax
>gets euled and dies
What did he mean by this

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HOLY SHIT SHEEVER FINALLY STOPPS DRESSING LIKE A DYKE AND PUT ON A DRESS.

MY DICK

>>175187731
>TI2 play
10/10

m-muted and not watching

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jesus fucking christ.
>2 rp's the entire game
>only hit 1 person with it. second one miss 3 ppl standing next to eachother.

>>175187835
that note meant that the tip could have been bigger?

>Slacks
Muted.

>>175187762
hes saying that he would have tipped double if he received better service.

the waitress, being a typical wage slave, complains about an average tip..

>>175187874
na average player is shit?

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holy shit fuck you dc for ruining my bracket predictions

>>175187778
he's a shitter and he lost game 1 singlehandedly running into trees getting bashed by treant and dying every 30 seconds

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>>175187731
>Jeshus, I mean, ushually you'd eshpectrf some more pashienss from s4, but yeah, pfllrtbrbrtbtt, they're playing OUT OF THEIR MINDSH

>>175187934
not as big as THIS

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>>175187731
>you will never watch another TI2 again

>be 2.7k
>Could probably do a better job than bulba

i fucking hate slacks

>>175187582

wow u dum nigga

its like u dont watch any other pro mags and just assume your pubshit is valid

how can someone with such a strong opinion be so god damn wrong

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>>175187875
sheever wears dresses all the time

Not liking slacks is actually reddit

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what's the point of killing Lina if she just respawns in 10 seconds?

>team vajayjay
what did they mean by this?

>>175188045
BRUHAHA

>>175188045
ALL PATHS LEAD TO CONFLICT

Not gay but Jabz is a cutie.

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>>175187731
>Dota will never be this great again

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>>175187278
Pretty impressive DC held this long with this Mag.
Not a burger but now i feel bad for the rest of DC.

>>175188087
That looks like fucking horse radish.
God damn I wish western artists would just stop.

Why did Ogre go chink? What was the motivation in ditching his German language and heritage?

bulba did nothing wrong

>>175188045
BEAST OF ALL WORDS

literally the first time the ogre has won anything

>>175187927
>didn't hit a single building
>only hit one hero, one time

he quite literally did nothing all game

>>175188107
>>175188110
I'm proud of you fuckers.

>>175188083
why would slacks keep getting jobs if reddit didn't like him
we like the strong silent types like sheever here

at least faceless won something in kiev

>>175188045
BETWEEN THE PLANES

>>175188045
ENDURANCE RUN

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>>175187623

>Suggested tip
>20/25/30%

ahahahahahahh fucking amerifats

what a fucking retarded country hahah

>not switching to the russian stream for more Sheever

Fuck Slacks

All these side games are always looks so entertaining even slacks looks tolerable
looks only tho, sound still terrible af

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If you could ask Sheever one question, what would it be? non lewd please

>>175188071
my mid 5k pubshit players could do better than lulba on mag, also nice reddit spacing.

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>>175188212
You say that like it's some kind of joke

>>175188258
>amerigenerous
HOLY FUCK HAHA X-DDDDDD

>>175188045
THE BEAST OF ALL WORLDS

>>175187731
the guy who wrote this pasta deserves a fucking medal... holy fuck my sides

>>175188292
did you use bulldog and od to become a relevant dota personality?

>>175188314
do you think I could arrange for sheever to smash my ballsack like that pinata

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How's your prediction going, d2g?

>>175188045

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>175188205
guaranteed (you)s just floods the market diluting the (you) prospects for everyone else

>>175188045
THE BEAST OF ALL WORLDS

>>175188315
other countries pay their staff enough so they don't have to rely on tips

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>>175188292
>you'll never be Sheever's lick slave
not fair.

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she looks so old

all these cuts and weird angles are fucking nauseating

>>175188072
>coat over a fucking dress

how can one be so fucking bad at being /fa/, is she insecure about her arms/shoulders?

>>175188292
Are you trans

Not a dealbreaker, though

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>youll never play that cup game with two of your teammates while traveling the world playing defense of the ancients two

>>175188384
>thinking eg won't be cucked by trannybirds
baka

>>175188384
>EG wins
LOL

>>175188384
Didn't buy the compendium

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WHO VP HERE!?

>>175188434
she's delightfully awkward

>>175188430
well she turned 32 yesterday

Who should I be rooting for

>>175188423
though americans are much richer than europeans even when they work those serving jobs

>>175188449
>>175188452
imagine being THIS angry that the most popular dota team is American

>>175188430
so hd i can see her layer of makeup

>>175188440
Should've climbed that matchmaking ladder while it was still in closed beta

>>175188449
>>175188452
I want to believe

>>175188523
my penis

>>175188072
>That tum tum bulge

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>>175188471
>VP

>>175188434
>this catty bitchiness about /our girl/
goddamn go back to >>>/cgl/ you dumb rostbif

>>175188045
This just reminds I really love spirit breaker's lines and VA.

>>175188430
Dead inside

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>>175187731
>HAND = COOKIE JAR
>WELCOME = OVERSTAYED

>>175188471
massif should just be a normal photo of him

>>175188523
paparazzi

>>175188523
well we're rooting for eg but the safe reddit choice is secret

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>>175188315

>amerigenerous
>need tips as a tacit social obligation to cover for endemic worker exploitation

fat AND retarded

>>175188191
honestly I just don't understand how its possible for him to fuckup that badly on a hero he's practiced. he's absolutely fucking worthless. do you think he blackmails his way onto teams in exchange for not throwing pub games or something? because I legit dunno why anyone would WANT to be on a team with him

>>175188194
>when a 1.7k networth Venge does twice as much damage

SLACKS CALLING NUTZ JABZ ON TWO SEPARATE OCCASIONS

MURKIN RACISM IS REAL

who's the ugly pudgy nonwhite on the panel

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>>175188471
me famalam
what's wrong with your pic though

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>>175187964
>betting on mason

>>175188523
ppd

guys who do i bet on

team etihad or team chevorlet

>>175188558
I'd rather pick a team who hasn't only played bot matches

>>175188596
the joke is hes so massive hes bigger than the earth

>>175188530
source: your ass after getting fucked by 5 gook

>>175188471
kek

>>175188605
>artour ducksucking
>not reddit
Are you projecting?

>>175188530
Kek is this what americans believe? I honestly just feel sad for you guys because it's not your fault, the corporations have the state in their pocket and you're too far down the rabbit hole to do something about it at this point. Civil war is only answer t b h

>redeye gaff

>>175188647
Conrad. He managed C9 in the Envy days.

He's only there because he knows the right people

>>175188691
it´s gonna be a draw for maximum exposure

*puts a few dollars on the table proportional to how I thought the service was*
yuros btfo :-)

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>>175188471
>VP
someone post THAT VP pic

Why the fuck all chinks dont know enlgish? Even russians could go through interview at dreamleague, do they learn some other second language like hindi or they are just fucking dogs.

>>175188530

This post is sponsored by Fox News™

VIRTUALLY UNTOUCHABLE

i want to get erOtk with rOtk

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>cyka blyat language subtitles
but why??

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>>175188640
lel

>solo still plays dota
damn

>>175188717
classic reddit post

>>175188072
>>175188572
I want to pet her tummy desu

TIME TO WATCH SLAVS THROW

>crowd chanting navi even though vp is playing
this is gonna be awkward

>VIRRETUSS PRRO

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>THE ACTUAL 322 GUY

HAHAHAHA

>>175188795
Chinks are the anglos of Asia.
Fucking dogs

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Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.

>>175188831
>peruvians banned forever
>solo still plays

Dotards?????????

>>175188795
most likely their education system's incompetence at work

>>175188827
>post #322
how accurate

>>175188752
incredible that they manage to make it worse with every iteration
haven't listened to a single panel in like 3 years

>>175187762
>be bartender
>almost closing time
>guy asks me to make him a drink
>say I don't really feel like doing it because it's almost closing time
>guy gives me a small tip
>post his name on facebook and ask people to doxx him

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>>175188747
Brits are immune to such things

>>175188873
They've been doing this all day, can't accept Navi is dead.

>>175188818
This is literally the biggest CIS tournament ever.

>IG.V has a player called dogfarts

hope VP loses just because these retarded slavniggers keep chanting NaVi all the time

>>175188998
dogf1ghts is the best pudge player in china

would Russians commit suicide when VP choke again?

>>175188910
Didn't Peruvians do it for a Valve qualifier, which is why they are banned from Valve events? Solo did it to some other fucking tournament, which means Valve didn't care.

That said, its weird people in CSGO get banned forever while Solo can play in Dota 2 Major.

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will they pick SNOPER?

>>175188941
>ask people to doxx him
normies don't even understand what this means

>>175188926
more like they don't give a single fuck about learning english as chinese is perfectly enough for them

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I can't decide which region is a bigger joke - CIS or NA?

Is lil the Donald Trump of Dota2?