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We don't have an official steam or discord group. If anyone posts in the thread about any "official" or not steam or discord groups, promising MP or not, be sure it's a shitposter group known for organizing raids and shitposting in the thread. They are known for false-flagging.
Report and ignore it.

How fares your empire, /gsg/?

This day in history, April 27th:
711 – Islamic conquest of Hispania: Moorish troops led by Tariq ibn Ziyad land at Gibraltar to begin their invasion of the Iberian Peninsula (Al-Andalus).
1595 – The relics of Saint Sava are incinerated in Belgrade on the Vračar plateau by Ottoman Grand Vizier Sinan Pasha; the site of the incineration is now the location of the Church of Saint Sava, one of the largest Orthodox churches in the world.
1909 – Sultan of Ottoman Empire Abdul Hamid II is overthrown, and is succeeded by his brother, Mehmed V.
1945 – World War II: Benito Mussolini is arrested by Italian partisans in Dongo, while attempting escape disguised as a German soldier.
1986 – The city of Pripyat as well as the surrounding areas are evacuated due to Chernobyl disaster.


>News
EU4 Mandate of Heaven is out.

>Random Country Picker
http://randomcountry.gbasood.net/

# Archive (mods only)
https://mega.nz/#F!plMxFYTB!sn9MTrvJ0tYjWSHgM8CZow

#Where to get these games
http://hastebin.com/raw/moqugasume

# Mods
>> READ THIS FIRST.
http://pastebin.com/cCdcev76

>>[HoI4] - More Music Mod
https://mega.nz/#F!v5wXURpJ!TvoBinBVQWJbaYJsluyoFA

>>[HoI3] - Flavormod
https://mega.nz/#F!GBByDSgS!9ia87JfAeOQgADjGq9y4hw

>>[CK2] - Anon Music Mod
https://mega.nz/#!vIQnEZJK!5YCtpPMElgZJ3DDaVSaxJqEGym87SKZxfx-uKVwZmqM

>>[CK2] - After The End
https://github.com/notalbanian/postapoc

>>[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.6.1 - 27/11/2016
http://pastebin.com/66gpxbKk

>>[V2] - Napoleon's Legacy v0.3.1.7
http://pastebin.com/sN1g69sr

>>[V2] Alternative Flag Pack V10
http://pastebin.com/PRQH8vcV

>>[V2]Africa Mod
http://pastebin.com/kyMpRZcQ

Old Thread >>175091341
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Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.
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>>175164189
W&B
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>>175164189
In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
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>>175164189
Black and wasted.
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>>175164189
BASED
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La Plata
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>>175164189
/ourguy/
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>>175164396
nice, thanks
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post EU 4
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>ywn be able to roleplay as a belgian king in any /gsg/
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>quality HPM coding style
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>>175165132
What's the problem here?
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>>175165293
Poland having a core
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>typical day in the life of a christian monk
Stupid book gives you +5 learning and -2 piety.
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>>175165293
it looks ugly as fuck
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>>175165132
t. unhpm
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>>175165785
First example is clearly better
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>>175165785
Code isn't supposed to look pretty dumbass, it's supposed to work
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>>175165904
t. hpm
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>>175165785
where do you get the colourful things
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>>175166234
only the most advanced programmers have access to the different color text.
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>>175166332
so you ARE unhpm?
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I hate HOI3's AI so God damn much.
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>>175166773
This is why you play multiplayer
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>less than 30 posts in
>2 posts already deleted
FUCKING EBPIC
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>>175167063
its wonderful isnt it?
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r8
inb4 hax
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>>175167168
based janny baby sitting us
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>>175165904
nah, it's supposed to be readable AND work.
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>>175167215
the only saving grace from that map is germany. your slovenia is a disgrace.
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>>175167282
If the author can read it, it means shit if you think it doesn't look pretty.
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>>175167215
fuck off back to your discord
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>>175167215
Would have more Slovenes than italians if i had not taken Lombardia in the last GW

>>175167341
more like BASED
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>>175167408
>if the author can read it
Yeah uh about that
Generally speaking it's simply poor form to write shit without good spacing because it makes it harder for anyone to look through it, while not actually obfuscating the code.
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>>175167570
>waaah the author of the code didn't write the way I wanted and I think it looks ugly
Just man up
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>>175167282
>it's supposed to be readable
Supposed is the keyword

>company fires me because they need to fire people
>they try to get me back because I'm the only one who understands my coding
>I already have a better paying job so no
>they had to redo it from scratch
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>>175167661
I'm not the original guy you dumbass, but code style is universal. There's a reason people say Japanese code looks like shit.

>>175167687
>getting fired in the first place
>not making yourself irreplaceable
git gud son
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>>175167749
>I'm not the original guy you dumbass, but code style is universal
Who cares, man up and stop whining that hpm is giving you the D from beyond the grave
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>>175167889
>implying I care about HPM's mod
Why are you defending objectively poor coding practice?
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>>175167935
I'm not, I'm just saying you are a whiny baby for thinking anyone here gives a fuck about what you consider pretty code or coding practice
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>>175168003
Or maybe you're just ignorant? Again I didn't bring up HPM's code, I don't fucking care about HPM or his mod.
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>>175168059
>I don't fucking care about HPM or his mod.
You sure like to whiny about it and get pretty butthurt that we don't care for your whining for someone who doesn't care about this
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Which DLCs are necessary for CK II ?
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>>175168292
Pirate all of them.
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>>175168292
everything but conclave
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>>175168346
There's nothing wrong with the Conclave though
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Rate the after effects of manure explosion.

Karlings were completely unified

>>175168292
All/none.

None of them are really good by themselves, but they add up to alright results. Just pirate them, a lot of those features should have been in vanilla game.
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>>175168425
it`s shit
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How can I force other country to join a war by event in vic2?
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Now this is kinda harsh.
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>>175170000
make them declare war against a fake country and call allies in, just look at the great war events in the files
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>>175170306
you deserve it for being a heretical piece of shit.
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>>175170461
fucking ridiculous, thank you very much anon
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So why is HPM a giant bloated piece of shit that runs like trash?
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Planning my first ever D-Day in Darkest Hour.

Any tips on what do do? I want to keep the game fun so don't want to do any cheesing.

Playing as UK btw.
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>>175170645
Wait... Are you talking about him or his mod?
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Would you play 769 start date if it had SWMH compatibility?
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>Pan Arabism, the force that accentuated the collapse of the Ottoman empire in ww1 is unrealistic in vicky
>Reviving a Roman remnant state that had been dead for half a millenia in the era of nationalism over empires is realistic
I honestly don't know how reddit continually gets stupider, it seems no matter what happens they manage to out retard themselves in some way.
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>>175170306
>nickname
Neat
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>>175171553
He's probably just greek, that cant be helped.
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>>175171553
It wasn't funny the first time, mr redditor. Now fuck off back there.
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>>175171553
here's a thought, why not go back to plebbit and stay there?
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You may pick one of these to become a reality
Which do you choose
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>>175172514
Croatia
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>Manchu provinces now start with Feudalism again.
Too late Paraduck
Also why is Manchu a horde in the first place?

I thought they weren't nomads, also how do I keep horde unity up?
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>>175172514
Israel, of course
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>>175172514
POLAND
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>Haven't touched EU4 in a year after getting sick of bad changes
>Check in this morning
>Parafucks making even MORE muh chinee stronk content
God how I hate this studio.
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>trying to keep horde unity up at 700+ development
this shit's ridiculous
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>>175170461
So far every time I use this event, all allies get called in. How can I make sure that Russia will call only Prussia, and that Ottoman Empire will stay out?

Is breaking all alliances with countries I don't want to call an only option?

Is the call 100% sure to be accepted? I think once it wasn't.
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Got the after the end mod, chose where I live. Turns out we are the only pirates on the mainland (or it seems so). My treasury is a ton, and I've taken over most of florida, got one tribituary. My main issue now is a lack of good commanders and people in my realm and chancellors, plus gavelkind will strike soon and assblast my realm. Such is life.
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>its 1700 and Ming is 2 techs ahead of GB in everything
>with a 200% tech penalty
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>>175173719
>Is breaking all alliances with countries I don't want to call an only option?
i think so
what you could try doing is triggering an event to all russian allies (that aren't prussia) to set a country flag that, after russia has already called prussia(or whatever allies they kept), re-creates the alliance with russia

>Is the call 100% sure to be accepted? I think once it wasn't.
i'm pretty sure it's like any other call to arms and the AI may or may not deny it
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How is 1.21.1?
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>>175174298
Fucking hell, I give +200 relations and military alliance and some still refuse. Fuck you Paradox, fuck you Johan I hate you and thank you anon.
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>>175173873
In the past you couldn't leave Europe or they'd fuck shit up.

Now you basically have to spawn as a Manchu just to stop Ming from making Portugal a tributary
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How the fug do I form Arabia in HPM?
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>>175174402
no problem, and i feel your pain
an idea i just had, maybe you could try setting the enemy's country capital(or any province) as a core (temporarily) so the ai may want to join the war to 'reclaim their land'?no idea if that could work
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>>175172651
>>Manchu provinces now start with Feudalism again.
again? didn't they have feudalism at the start of RoM?

>also how do I keep horde unity up?
War
Razing early-mid
Pillaging provinces can be enough for late game as long as you war enough.
Keep troops in provinces until you've completely pillaged it.
>>175173507
The horde unity from development has a cap iirc.
Played in a coop game with three different hordes we ended all with 3000-5000 development.

You can strengthen government during some rough times.
Colonized provinces don't give overextension so those you can keep around without coring them and then razing them when you need horde unity.
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>>175174468
I miss Mingsplosion
I want to see all those chinese minors fighting for the mandate
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>>175174969
I'm Mongolia and my only borders are with Ming
can't raze
losing like 7 horde unity a year
the second I break tributary ming invades me and kills me since its 3 techs ahead, has a gorillion mercenaries and blobbed into India and Persia
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>>175174969
>again
1.21 removed feudalism from their provinces.
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>>175175194
>you know ming was a little hard to play so we should nerf its only threat
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>>175172514
>>175172625
Croatian fascists have awoken.
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Daily begging for someone to upload his HIP so I can manually install.
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>>175172032
>>175172321
>you will never be a self concious redditor desperately lashing out at criticism of his site
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>>175175171
>I'm Mongolia and my only borders are with Ming
How?
Post maps.


>>175175194
>1.21 removed feudalism from their provinces.
Yes but when did they not have Feudalism?
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>>175175813
why tho?
and with what modules?
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>>175174969
>>175172651
SHOULD they start with feudalism?
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>>175176142
Switch to confucianism early in game with tengri
Improve relations with Ming
Get them to guarantee independance
War oirat
You are now independant. Go fuck up the other Manchu tribes

I would have to restart my own game. Ming too crazy.
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>>175176286
Manchu weren't nomads.
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>fascists dont support any reforms when not in power
>despite MOSLEY advocating socialism and nationalism his entire life despite not being in power (outside of being an MP for other parties for a while)
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>>175176179
For some reason I can't get the installer to work. Also as many as you can so I can pick and choose.

It's weird because I have a 100% legit version, only pirated stuff is the DLC's.
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>>175176461
>Switch to confucianism early in game with tengri
first mistake
>War oirat
And you didn't secure a way to the west?
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What time is it in Turkey?

Someone call based Erdogan.
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>>175177357
Ming snaked to Chagatai and anexed the fuckers whole. Fuckers also anexed Tibet, most of SE asia and Bengal.
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>>175177508
Got him and my boy Putin in a group chat right now. You want to talk with'm?
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>>175177350
>as many as you can so I can pick and choose
you can only actually choose when using the installer
instead of having a bunch of submods you can turn on as you please, it's all installed in the same mod/folder
anyway, i'll upload a clean version with everything installed to MEGA, just wait a minute
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who is fun to play as a commie or fascist in v2
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>its a naval invasion gets promptly surrounded and wiped episode
slight ree
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>>175177598
Based, thank you anon.

Hopefully it isn't dolphin porn

Why isn't there a manual install anywhere? Could swear there was one in the original archive before memers took it down.
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>>175177664
Commie Italy, USA, Japan
Fascist Romania, Brazile, Chile
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>>175178195
who should i start as to form romania?
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>>175178053
this should work in theory

https://mega.nz/#!z4cESbKY!6hBApzVc0on2uK5E3XTCEofG45Zo40HqyTXt4ODi5P0

let me know if you want any modules taken off (like that horrendous UI mod)
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>all these states

vickymod colonial migration is insane
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>>175179278
Downloading. What are all the modules included as a list?
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>>175165132
>>175165785
>>175167408
>>175165904
As someone who is going to Uni for a Comp Sci degree, yeah, no. My professors take points off for that first example. Why? Because, in a professional environment, readability is very important. If you leave the company, the next person they hire has to be able to read your code.

So, while I agree that functionality is of prime importance, readability and proper spacing is also something that should be practiced. I mean, I find this particular case a bit ironic, considering HPM probably learned by being able to easily read the vanilla files to learn how they worked.

>>175166332
I don't know if that's what he's using, but I know Notepad++ supports code recognition for various languages. Some guy made one for CKII and EU3/4, but I am unaware if there is one for Vicky2. I would assume that's what this is.
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>>175179323
>vickymod
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>>175179391
There's a folder called 'modules' that come together(but separetly) with the normal HIP installer, you might want to check that out
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>>175179626
Alright, could I have one with CPR+ (the portraits) included and this weird ass UI gone? Thanks.
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>>175179157
Wallachia if HPM, I think they get a decision somewhere down the line to blanda up with Moldavia
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>>175179938
it doesn't let me install CPR+ since 'it can't determine my game folder' or whatever, but i'll try manually installing it(let me know if there's any problems with it)
already removed the UI, just one more second for me to copy and upload it again
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What the fuck kind of reverse William the bastard shit is this

Bonus points: HRE emperor is sitting in dungeons of Venice for some reason
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>>175180589
How can frogs compete?
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>>175180334
Thanks again lad.

>it doesn't let me install CPR+ since 'it can't determine my game folder'

That's weird. It gives me the exact same kind of error, but when I try to install HIP as a whole.
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>leader of the republic
>make other rival patrician councillor
>send him to search for artefact
>he either succeeds or dies, win-win
Did they fix the extreme lethality of searching for artefacts? Otherwise I feel like this could be quite the exploit.
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>>175181565
https://mega.nz/#!PsNyQLYb!cpfLdUeFZZBoJf-N4yX2JqkGJVRHFyy718gOqA0UEiI
again, let me know if there are any errors with CPR+, since i had to manually change some of the files
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Anyone ever play GoT Ck2 mod?
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What’s thze status of Geheimnisnacht mod?
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>>175181529
Apparently, easily.
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>>175180589
>franceland
Wew lad 10/10 mod
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>>175181661
>>175179278
god bless
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>>175181661
>https://mega.nz/#!PsNyQLYb!cpfLdUeFZZBoJf-N4yX2JqkGJVRHFyy718gOqA0UEiI

Alright, trying it out now. Tbqh why did tmeneth have to make it with an installer only?
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I was just reading up on dai viet history, and there is a lot of interesting shit that goes on in the early 1400s, I'm surprised there aren't any events in game to reflect that.
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>>175172514
Ireland
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>finally form Romania
>can't expand because it would ruin my god-tier borders.
What do
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>>175182256
A 1472 entry in the Ming Shilu reported that some Chinese from Nanhai escaped back to China after their ship had been blown off course into Vietnam, where they had been forced to serve as soldiers in Vietnam's military. The escapees also reported that up to 100 Chinese men remained captives in Vietnam after they were caught and castrated by the Vietnamese after their ships were blown off course into Vietnam. The Chinese Ministry of Revenue responded by ordering Chinese civilians and soldiers to stop going abroad to foreign countries. China's relations with Vietnam during this period were marked by the punishment of prisoners by castration.


Good to read that the Niggers of Asia were just as subhuman back then as they are today.

Hmong aren't human.
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>>175181661
>>175182237
crashed when I clicked on choose date.
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>>175182384
Well you just ran into the same problem that real-life Romania faced, sucks to be you
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>>175182492
fug, i'll try something else
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>>175182547
If you talk to me like that ever again I'll come your house and personally kick your ass.

I'll also expand then post the border gore.
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>>175182438
t. Minnesotan
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>>175182747
t. gypsy
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>>175182758
t. hmong
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>>175182901
*blocks your path*
*quickly locks bracelet around your wrist*
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>>175183014
HELP I'M BEING ROBBED BY A FILTHY ROMANIAN
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>>175183014
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I had this happen to me in Paris and then he followed me saying I owed him money after I tore it off. Is this a common tactic by Gypsies?
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I love restarting ironman in EU4 7 times until a specific country doesn't rival me!
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>every single fucking epidemic anywhere near my region juuuuust barely tips over into my county
JUST
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How is any non tribal country fun? You're just fabricating clsims and then attacking. There's no action, and fabricating claims takes a godawful amount of time.
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>>175182492
i couldn't really get to work too much work desu, i my game takes ages to startup so i can't test shit so i'll just upload the version without the UI without CPR+
i think you can try getting it here, not sure as i can't access the mod forums since i don't own the game https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/historical-immersion-project-download-faq.748775/
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>>175183014
It's always a laugh watching this happen to tourists in Venice.
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Would paradox care if I mentioned minor but easily fixed historical inaccuracies for some asian countries?

As in the rulers at the starting date is wrong for a few of them, and from countries that have loads of written history and sources. Also a few places that have incorrect ages for the rulers.
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>>175183397
*breaks alliance*
*rivals u*
*desires ur land*
heh nothing personal cyka
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>>175183924
fucking hate this
AI just breaks a longterm alliance simply because it needed someone to rival
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>>175182492
>>175183717

https://mega.nz/#!WkUXXSQC!_wH1JxMwMbsbxkM2jMUC_h9TYMtTE2TcspPC609UdqM
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>>175184101
Just get 100 trust and they wont rival you no matter what :^)
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>>175184101
*calls you into unwinnable war*
heh hope you weren't busy
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>>175183924
>>175184101
>cant have alt scenario where historical rivals ally each other because every blob is railroaded into hating each other
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What's his endgame?
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>>175184391
*does not grant military access*
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>>175184504
To not be ridiculed by the other leaders of Europe
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>War against Umayyads for just one, single county
>And their revolt that was supposed to keep them occupied
>AND the Abbasid Empire who devoured most of Abyssinia and North Africa
>Get up to 94%, then get hunted down
>Based Kebab offers white peace, think i'm saved
>Random Nomad invades and makes my Capital of Marakech his new holiday resort
>Ragequit
WHY ARE THERE NOMADS INVADING THE ATLANTIC COAST FOR FUCKS SAKE
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>>175182256
Generally I'm not much of a fan of those deterministic events, but if it's in the beginning of the game they may be warranted since they could be pretty much inevitable.
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>>175184504
Dying in Netherlands. Hell be fine
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>>175183832
explain
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What's this?
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>>175184912
countries will be named in english instead of in their native languages, like byzantium instead of basileia rhomanus or whatever
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>>175184912
Only thing you should use "Yes" on unless you're terminally ill with autism
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>>175184504
Grow facial hair so ridiculous that no one ever looks at his hand
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>>175184757
>spend a few hours setting up a cozy non blobby Pruthenia
>alliances secure
>converting pagans around me
>finally I am having fun
>DicksmcGee adventurer is planning to invade you!
>assassination never happens
>invades my own duchy title
>with an army 3 times my size
>allies accept but just sit in their capitol
>hire a fuckton of mercenaries
>beat the invading army
>they shattered retreat out of sight
>come back, their army still fully intact
>go broke
>mercenaries fuck off
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>>175185482
>he didn't disable shattered retread
>he didn't disable adventurers
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>>175185482
>lose my duchy title, had my uncle imprisoned and took his pomerania
>invading 11k army never goes away
>he doesn't pay a dime for them
>in 2 years time he somehow fabricated a claim on my duchy title
>invades me again
>lose, ragequit a perfectly fine game
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>>175181873
not up to date but it is being updated, roll back if you want to play
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what did paradox meant by this
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>>>175185663
Random assholes taking over land is how some of the greatest dynasties were formed. He could have been father of the nation, should have stayed and watched him progress.
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>>175186017
That ottos are full on babbymode
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>>175185593
>cheating
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>>175186503
>changing game rules to be historical and not-retarded is somehow cheating
t. reedit ironman PRO
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Hey /gsg/ I'm going to start a mega campaign and am super indecisive, please help.

All will be from " William the Conqueror " start date. Will give updates every 5 years of gameplay
With the HRE option before I convert I'll clean up borders and divide vassals so that there is a good balance of power. Then will do another vote for who to play in EUIV.

Vote: https://strawpoll.com/3cfgfe1

If you have any other ideas leave a comment.
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>>175186017
just confirming what everyone else already knew, turks are W&B, confirmed by paradox
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>tick off mandate of menes
>ming now functions like in history aka isolationist shithole
makes you think
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>>175186017
>ottomans
new Ming could slap them silly np
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>>175186609
adventurers are historical and shattered retreat is more realistic than not having it.
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>>175184883
>Gypsy goes up to tourist
>wraps bracelet around their wrist
>can't take it off without breaking it
>tells them they owe him money
>follows them and makes a scene until they pay up
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>>175186745
in the early game
if ming had a border with them their mandate would fall off and mid-late game otters have more force limit
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>>175186795
>adventurers are historical
in theory, yes
but they didn't magically get followers that were always superior to the realm being attacked
>shattered retreat is more realistic than not having it.
no, it's not
i can see someone defending it from a game balance standpoint but literally nothing about it is realistic
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>>175186626
Welp, I'm going to meme off. Campaign didn't garner enough attention to justify me posting it.
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>>175186914
What happens if they follow you into a police station?
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>>175187062
>Ming
>losing mandate mid/late game
good joke
getting mandate from stability and AND prosperity is so fucking retarded.
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fuck this warscore, I'll never be able to conquer France before 1935
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GOAT portrait
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>>175188273
WE
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>>175188273
Do you think a Godess ever needs to far? Asking for a friend
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>>175189018
fart* hehe
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>>175187142
people run away from battle faster than their chasers can get them
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>>175189165
Realistically they'd disperse and go home, rather than avoid any capture, dismiss logistics and retreat together in an orderly fashion to reorganize
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>>175189165
then give them a speed boost instead of making surrounded armies literally untouchabled
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>>175164189
white men
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>>175188273
NOUS
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>>175186626
>>175187189
because these options are shit
we dont want to see another grob blobbing
IMO just random new ruler every 50 years
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>>175188273
"queen Michelle of USA, last known photo before coup made by fascist powers with Donald Trump leading the conspiracy
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I'll keep occupying until they give me what's rightfully mine

or I'll changeowner
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>>175188884
>>175189018
>>175190183
>>175190486
What is playing as ma'at religion like?
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>>175190486
>>175188884
>that portrait
>black
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But it's a dead horse?
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>>175191572
>that portrait
>white
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>>175191346
It won't go down that much, i never understood how that shit can be 88 warscore though :/
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>>175191963
it was around 20-30 50 years before
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Scandinavia or Germany? What nation should I play and form what?
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How the fug do we beat the turks in the Balkan war in Hoi4 great ward mod? I'm playing as Greece and every front is stalled or going badly in the war.
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>>175191868
well its not white for sure
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>>175192191
Play Austria and form Israel.
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>>175192293
Is that even possible? Don´t tell me I´d need to culture shift for that?
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>>175192197
Stop playing meme games
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My militancy is getting up there, is this reform worth getting or will it just cause militancy to go up faster in the future through political awareness? Is it worth it to eventually try to transition into a democracy?

t. vanilla pro
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Gonna give him a good tumble.
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Why don't my amphibious assaults work in Darkest Hour?

I load my marines onto transports, but then my transports just sail up to the shore then sail back to base and it pops up that their mission was complete.
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>>175193036
That horse i smore pious than my last character
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>>175193202
Organization/unit strength and time settings are probably off.
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>>175192585
Lad, the way you play V2 is by pissing your pops off all the time so that you can pass more reforms from the moment you're civilized.

And no, it is never worth becoming a democracy since you have very little control over your governing party.
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uhhh, help, what do?
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>>175193937
play a better game
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>>175193937
Why is this map so disgusting holy shit.
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>>175193937
hoi4 has to be the least aesthetic "gs"
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>>175195272
i have it on diplomacy mode, all red is against me, in the normal mode it's alright.
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Is HOI good and worth playing.I like CK2 and EU4, I didn't enjoy Vic2 to be honest.
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>>175196150
it's easy and doesn't have much depth
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>>175196150
2, 3, and darkest hour yes
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>>175196402
2 is obsolete.
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>>175164150
>playing eu4
>clicks on a province
>game crashes
why does this happen?
im not even useing any mods
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>>175167408
>>175165904
that's really not true, you should always aim to make your code easily readable, there is absolutely no benefits in writing oneliners.
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I posted a picture last night but went to bed right after, so here's the religion and culture maps that were asked. Also I fixed the "the".
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>>175198121
Unless the aim is to piss someone off, then it pretty much did its job isn't?
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>>175198174
What converter did you use
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>>175198304
The one Paradox made.
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what are some good gameplay mods for CK2?
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>>175198174
damn slavs migrated again how do we stop this
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>>175198361
you poor fool
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>>175198772
In what ways is it inferior?
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>>175198973
Weren't you cathar in ck2? Did the converter made you catholic? I'm willing to bet that every country not present in vanilla eu4 has shitty generic national ideas, like "svea rike" and every single one of those muslim countries, also they probably have shitty off-centered and inappropriate flags, like crosses on non christians
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>>175199474
Kind of disappointed they don't even have a placeholder heresy for EU4, but I haven't checked any ideas whatsoever yet. I'll do that when I get back in the game in 20 or so minutes
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>>175199790
There's actually heresy religions in eu4 if you convert from ck2.
http://www.eu4wiki.com/Religions_and_denominations#Additional_religions_in_converted_CK2_games
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>>175200095
>
I was a Cathar in CK2 and converted from it, so I have no idea what happened. That sucks.
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>>175164150
Was the peace of Westphalia the biggest mistake of our time?
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>>175201307
well it ended decentralized fuedalism
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>>175201307
No, Utrecht was
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>arumba making jokes about marriage sucking and being miserable again in the newest videos
I'm starting to believe all those memes about domestic abuse
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>>175187593
Try your damndest to maneuver it into a great war. World War would even pushes it further.
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>>175202408
see>>175191346
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>175187593
stop posting any time
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?
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How do I git gud at child education in Conclave?

Who thought a replacement was a good idea?
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>>175202925
Thrift or Struggle
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CK2 question.

So I'm ruling as an emperor of the sweet ass HRE. I also managed to get the immortal event chain and became immortal. I want to try to start replacing leaders of different cultures with leaders of my culture and get some culture conversion coming for the great Dutch HRE.

My question is: how do you replace a king with someone else without taking that king's throne and electing the guy as a successor when you die?
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Why would you EVER pick the new black army event.
holy fuck what was paradox smoking
Why does Hungary still have a 12 year regency
why is this income so fucked. what is the point of 6 forts if you have to delete them right away
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>>175202558
Yeah, I did after I posted it. Only hope would be if it escalated to a World War, further reducing cost. (It makes it a 3rd of the 3rd value that it's currently worth.)
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>some random count assassinates my wife, my spymaster
>council thinks it's tyranny to arrest the fuck when I have information directly linking the murder because he's a count of some Irish county I just acquired
How arbitrary
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>>175203252
t. Kojak
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>>175203252
educate their kids and turn them your culture
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>>175203301
>the new black army event
I haven't played eu4 in quite a while, what does this event do?
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>>175203301
because the AI won't delete them so they'll always have shit income of course
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>>175203716
Increased merc maintenance and reduced force limit for 10% mercenary discipline.

Which is fairly pointless because hungarian traditions give cavalry combat ability so why even bother with mercs in the early game and reduced force limit is fucking ASS for mid and late game.
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>>175203594
>mfw playing a landed jew and educating children to be jewish
I don't know why its so funny to me.
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>encircle 1 division
>suddenly it has 28 divisions
>have 100% naval sup so transporting shouldn't work


How the fuck did they get so many there? Did I get memed by the mod
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>There are people who unironically play HOI4
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>>175204409
>There are people who unironically play EUIV
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>>175204409
this is good to listen to while playing map strategy games
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On the dawn before the 50 year mark of my Venitian empire. The fronts are boiling, the growth immense, but here marks the point the divides between a great empire and a truly divine one. The pace has to continue stronger than before.
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>>175204567
And about 2 explosive wars and 15 years later.
The path to Egypt is looking very close. This is where we'll resume.
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>>175204239
44 divisions now

I literally do no understand how the Ottomans have moved 1/3 of their army to this one spot and how they haven't died from attrition.
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Hey, I'm the anon working on that Roman Republic (1849) mod. I've got a thing I want people's opinions on.

Historically, both Tuscany and Sicily (the Island) had revolutions shortly after the Roman Republic was declared. the Tuscan republic even sent delegates to start negotiating to join. Currently, there's an event that pops up for Tuscany shortly after the Roman Republic is declared where;
A. Duke flees and Tuscany becomes a puppet to the Roman Republic (historical)
B. Duke stays and declares war on the Republic to reinstall the Papacy.

As for Sicily, I was contemplating a CB for the RR to support those revolutionaries, gaining them as another puppet. The more important question, though, is how to go about the process of integrating them. Should it simply be a timelocked decision? Perhaps as part of a greater decision to unite the peninsula?
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Kek, because I'm the most powerful "Russian" country, separatists in Russia attempt to join me.

>>175199474
Actually all the ones you mentioned have their own proper ideas, same with most other countries.
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>>175187593
You could try to become fascist as you can use the conquest casus belli if France only has three regions left. If that's a thing in the mod you are playing that is. I used it when I conquered Brazil as Portugal.
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>>175205061
>Should it simply be a timelocked decision?
Nah, that sounds annoying and arbitrary.
>Perhaps as part of a greater decision to unite the peninsula?
That sounds cool. There should just be conditions you have to meet like any national unification. Rather than a time delay, it would take some time to meet all the prerequisites, which is a more elegant way to delay the player than simply saying "now you have to wait."
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>>175204728
Thank you for letting based Byzantium live anon.
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>>175205282
Yeah. I'm trying to figure out how to make it feel different than just "Italy, but democracy with Roman flavor.". Hm.. Okay, so two thoughts hit me as I type this;
1. How about a decision to organize Emilia into a single Republic state. (Sphere them, decision to unite and puppet)
2. Once all the minor states of italy have been united, a decision to unite them (annex your various puppets), leaving you with the two big nations; Naples and S-P. (Which, arguably, we could have an event where Naples falls into anarchy, but the King was much more able to coup back his power than Duke Leopold of Tuscany, as well as balance concerns.)
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stop posting EUIV
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stop posting EUIV
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stop posting 'stop posting EUIV'
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>Play Austria Hungary
>Finally get decent literacy
>Can finally build advanced factories
>No party supports State Capitalisms

For fucks sake, can the Hapsburgs do anything right?
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stop posting EUIV
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start posting EUIV
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>>175205989
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>>175205989
turks BTFO
epic byzaintie blob
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>>175206109
Is she one of the people form pic related?
>captcha: Alsace folland
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wew lad
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>people actually enjoy a GSG with mana points
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>>175206445
>people actually enjoy things I don't like
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>>175205960
just let your capitalists do the work. keep intellectuals at 4% in each state and eventually youll get either socialists, communists, or fascists
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>>175206485
>people are allowed to shit on HOI4 without any resistance but anything criticizing EUIV is immediately dismissed
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Do you like these flags for the Hispanic cultural union?
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>>175206709
>/gsg/ is a hivemind
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>Tfw less than 100 men in levies and 3 Norse lords invading me
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>>175206776
then where are the people saying >>175206485
about HOI4?
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>>175206494
>capitalists
>Building anything besides Luxury good factories
What game are you playing?
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>>175206864
I like HoI4
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>>175207004
Kill yourself
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>>175206831
>tfw you start as a eastern european pagan and keep having daughters until your death
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new meme when
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>>175206831

But are they norse horse lords
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>>175207123
>Start with gavelkind
>Wife pumps out five sons in quick succession
>Die two days before the ten year anniversary of your reign
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>>175207705
i hate the kebabs
and poland
and muscovy
and iraq
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>people don't use classic memes
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You forgot Revolution under siege
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>>175207785
>form glorious catholic kingdom of crimea after years of paganism as dutchy of kiev
>look west for friendship and alliances
>all of france and italy is owned by the umayyads
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>>175208019
>posting yet another failed German "Empire"
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>he is posting the old le >H >R >E meme philosopher again
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>>175208128
>start to laugh at anon for not noticing
>scroll over to WEurope
FUCK
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>posting bought shill of Catherine the great
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>>175208383
>he did not use debug_mode to fix meme blobs
>inb4 iron man
sorry id rather not to impaled by lucky nations and their -25 AE and other bullshit buffs
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>stealing my meme and filename
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>>175208019
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>not stealing memes to funpost on gee ess gee general
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>Funposting on a grand strategy general instead of actually discussing and roleplaying historical strategy
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>approaching 1444, euiv conversion time
>europe is spaghetti, sandniggers are consolidated with wealthiest provinces in the world
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>not funposting in paradox interactive monopoly general due to the fact that the swedes cant make a incompetent video game
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>>175206758
seems nice, are you going to do the Pansalvi and Mittelafrika parts too?
>>
Playing CK2.
If I'm the HRE and one of my vassals inherits the Byzantine Empire, I've got the Byzantines as a vassal, right?
Because this is set to happen, but I'm kinda freaked out it won't work
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>>175209298
if its the empire title he will become independent
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>>175209083
I read the whole thing, it wasn't even that bad. If Soryuu is at all a regular here he should know what /gsg/ is like and know better than to get involved in meta conversations with his fucking organizer trip on, and moreover he should know that if shit devolves into meta discussion he should just come back the next day rather than trying to keep forcing it.
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>>175209298
nope, he becomes the emperor and you lose him as a vassal
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>>175206109
>burn down a convent
>merely a jest sir
sounds like a pain in the ass
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>funposting in a general with no capabilities for good memes that aren't stolen from /his/
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>caring about a meme board
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>>175209469
>>175209272
>>175209012
>>175208874
>>175208753
>>175208748
>>175208412
>>175208353
>>175208235
>>175208019
>still spamming this thread with this nonsense
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>>175209296
Panslavic* I am a fucking retard
are you using HPM for this right?
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>being angry about people posting memes
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>anime poster talks about nonsense
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>>175209392
>>175209420
Damn that's bullshit.
I'm the HRE, that's like a super emperor.
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>>175209661
>images of historical figures
>memes
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>pointing out that a a certain board is a meme implys anger
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>>175209298
Better secure that marriage fast.
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>it's a "there's no place to play in charlymeme start except ireland" game
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>>175209731
>he doesn't know everything is a meme in current year
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>>175209841
looks like trudeau there
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>>175209712
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>>175209952
>father looks like his son
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>>175209952
He is Trudeaus's father after all
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Why aren't all of the British Isles tribal before 1066?
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>>175210063
stop posting this shitty /his/ meme
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>>175210103
Trudeau's dad is Liam Neeson?!
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>>175210113
Why aren't you sucking on the barrel of a gun?
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>>175209171
>also approaching EUIV conversion date
>no melting pot cultures have formed, suomenusko has reformed, muslims are superstate
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>>175210154
>objective truth is now a meme
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Hey, playing Vicky 2 with HIP and considering giving uncivs a try. Who would you suggest? I hear a civilized china can become a great power easily, and Persia looks kinda fun.
>>175172514
Greece, because their hypothetical borders were hilariously optimistic.
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What military modifier is most important early game?

Morale? Leader Shock? Discipline? Infantry combat power?
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>>175210275
a meme is something that gets repeated over and over
the truth is something that gets repeated over and over

TRUTH = MEMES
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>>175210265
>american empire
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>>175210381
numbers and luck of the dice. exactly why i hate ejew4
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>>175181845
Nope, but what would be the point? After a couple hours of play most characters from the series should be old or dead. When after some generations the borders are completely different from the initial ones, it would just be the old game with an alternative map and goofy names.
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>>175210626
It's actually quite well made. Lots of nice flavor events, the de facto system works really well.
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>>175164189
kys my man
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>>175210525
That's great, BUT, I want to figure out what I should use as traditions to have the best military advantage
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>>175210381
Mil tech 4?
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>>175210265
>American Empire
>Doesn't control all of Columbia
>Doesn't control Sonora
>Has taken the British Caribbean

4/10 would not die proudly. Did it become a monarchy, to get the title?
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>>175210275
alright you shitposter ill break this down for you
>HOLY
>leader was crowned by the pope the leader of the catholic church and western christianity (back when that meant something)
>ROMAN
>leader was proclaimed the emperor of the romans due to the fact that east and west christianity were having bad blood at the time
>EMPIRE
>empire is really a buzzword for controlling a lot of territory
>back during the the time of its creation france germany and northern italy was a lot of territory
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>>175210265
get ready for warlord era us edition
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Why isn't there a country for Australian Aboriginals in HPM?
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>>175211534
this desu baka senpai
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>>175211534
>>175211781
>replying to memes with memes
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>decision to form Haiti in EU4 specifically establishes that the country is majority former slave
>there's an achievement gor vassalising your former overlord as a colonial nation

>start as Brittany
>colonise the Caribbean
>get friendly with Portugal and Castille so they'll respect the Tordesillas treaty
>colonise enough to get No Pirates in my Caribbean
>release Caribbean colony, play as it
>declare war on Brittany
>vassalise them, get Turn the Table
>form Haiti
>become KANGZ
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>>175211534
>back during the the time of its creation france germany and northern italy was a lot of territory
>back then
It still is a lot of territory

>>175211778
>abos
>doing anything other than sniffing petrol and cutting dicks in half
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>>175211778
there is actually, it's aotearoa in nz
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>>175211317
Yeah, I was BTFO'ing Sweden when a box pops up saying that monarchists have overthrown the government in the USA. Now it's and Absolute Monarchy.
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>>175212067
Aotearoa is Maori, you dingus. Maoris are Polynesians, Aboriginals are their own ethnolinguistic clusterfuck.
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>>175211846
>everything i disagree with is a meme
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>>175211847
>Haiti is the only black country with Western tech
>form Haiti
>colonise West Africa
>establish Super Liberia
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After playing Victoria 2 to death I'm finally gonna try a Great Britain game in Victoria 2. What should my goals be like? I'm gonna try and get a high as possible population in the home islands. Also gonna try to fuck over Africa and take most of it, at least the Cecil Rhodes Cape to Suez shit. Gonna do the India stuff to. Any ideas for more shit to do to make it challenging?
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>>175212167
well pardon me for this unforgivable mistake
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>>175212447
Britain must seek to keep Europe as weak and divided as possible. Break up France, don't let Italy or Germany form, shatter Austria and Russia.
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>>175202992
struggle has a good chance of making your ward lose Quick or Genius. it's generally not recommended for that reason.
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>>175212565
if you shatter Austria and Russia then how do you keep Germany and Italy from forming? furthermore it isn't really possible to break up France
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>>175212525
honestly it is about as wrong you can be if you base it on when human groups diverged from eachother
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The first fascist dictatorship recently appeared in Greece.
Also, r8.
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>>175212565
This. And strangle the Yanks in the crib by fighting for Oregon while forcing them to release New England, Texas, California and the CSA.

By the end of your game the great powers should all be former dominion.
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>>175206758
They look like ass. What's your rationale for them?
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>>175213471
So do Hispanics
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>>175212945
Hannover belongs to your dynasty. Take it for Britain, that German Nationalism dies in its cradle. Expand your control of the Mediterranean; take the whole island of Sicily to put pressure on the Italians. (Liberate Country S-P and TS if Italy forms via redshirts. That's good enough to declaw those pussies.) As for France, retake Normandy and Calais, as well as freeing your BRITANNIC brothers from French grasps. Then simply do a bunch of liberate wars on Austria, Russia, and Ottomans. That'll ensure your dominance in Europe for decades to come.

>>175213464
Agreed
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Looks like Bahmanis started their own renaissance. Jaunpur made their own, and it has connected with the renaissance that spread from Iraq.

Koreans are still at 93% renaissance on one province.
Been there for a long time.
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>>175213609
>blobbing outside of cores

maybe this isn't the game for you buddy.
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>>175212565
>>175213464
Ait, i'm gonna wreck them. Will i be forced to release Canada and Australia by events? Because i'd rather keep the territory.
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>>175205282
Yeah. I'm trying to figure out how to make it feel different than just "Italy, but democracy with Roman flavor.". Hm.. Okay, so two thoughts hit me as I type this;
1. How about a decision to organize Emilia into a single Republic state. (Sphere them, decision to unite and puppet)
2. Once all the minor states of italy have been united, a decision to unite them (annex your various puppets), leaving you with the two big nations; Naples and S-P. (Which, arguably, we could have an event where Naples falls into anarchy, but the King was much more able to coup back his power than Duke Leopold of Tuscany, as well as balance concerns.)
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>>175213564
Indeed, and that's why an hispanic union is an idiotic concept.

t. spic
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>>175213464
>großurkraine
>No yugoslavia puppet
>Italian South Tirol
>No puppet Baltic kingdom
>A polish state exists
>Those weird fucking Romanian borders

I don't know what you were trying to do, but it really didn't work. Also, I'm personally I'm not a fan of blobbing into Franche-Comte, though I suppose it was part of the super autistic Weltskrieg plans the High Command whipped up.

>>175213740
I think the event gives you a choice, but why don't you like having beefy dominion attack dogs?
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Top half of >>175213931 meant for >>175213374
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>>175206494
>I have to choose between a subpar economy and getting taken over by revolutionary filth

Welp, time to start a new campaign
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>>175214038
>a polish state exists
But it's not Polish....
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>>175213374
How were you able to annex the Netherlands? Is there an event in HPM that makes them move their capital?
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>>175214393
he's probably a changeowner kid
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>>175214393
You just have to reduce them down to one state (their capital), then declare war again with the conquest casus belli
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JUST END THE WAR ALREADY REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>175214182
It's that Galicia, right? Which can form Poland, making it fucking polish.
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>>175214558
>those borders
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If I have an Orthodox Italian daughter mattrilineally married to a count then would their children be of their father's culture or their mother's culture?

I ask because I'm trying to have nothing but Orthodox Italian rulers in Brittania.
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>>175214559
Shut it, nerd.
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>>175214558
>Great Britain
>doesn't control Britain
>isn't great

I don't get it.
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>>175213471

I am just making random flags until I find some that looks good enough. There is no possible historical basis as far as I know. I only tried to give the colors of the flags of South American countries.
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>>175214714
>utterly fails to create a sensible hegemony in Central and Eastern Europe
>Lashes out at others when mocked for it

Yup, it's the German Empire all right
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>>175214558

If you convert CK2 to EU4, what determines if something is England or British North Germany?
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>>175214710
what the fuck kind of goal is that
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>>175209643
Maybe later. Yes I am using HPM
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>>175214854
Well their capital is London and the empire Britannia. Even though most of their land is in Germany, it would sound pretty silly to say British Britain, wouldn't it?
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>>175213920
>there are nonwhites in this general RIGHT NOW
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>>175214797
You should make diferent tags and diferent flags depending on the country that forms the unholy abomination.
I'm not AFP nor his apprentice, but if you want I can try to some flags for you, even if I loathe the mere concept of a Hispanic Union.
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>>175214858
Well Italian culture gives pikes and nearly all of my strategies revolve around assaulting castles so I figured Italians are the best choice.
Also Orthodoxy is great because of the schism.

Brittania on the other hand is basically the ultimate super power since you can keep the entire empire under your control with 4 vassals, call upon a massive vassal fleet to attack almost anywhere on the map, and as soon as you get the duchy of flanders under your control you can rule from another landmass which makes revolts no longer a threat.
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Y'all tell me if something here doesn't sound right.

Casualties:
>Great Britain: 23 043
>Finland: 13 701
>Karelen: 210
>The Iberian Empire: 170 000
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Best Japanese mods for CK2?
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Will probably give this vassal a few more provinces by the gulf, the rest in its area. Then I might take the pirate coast for myself so it'll say "Iraqi Pirate Coast".
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>>175215673
There's more than one?
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>>175215673
Sengoku.
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>>175214483
You realize they start the game with like a dozen colony states? This guy conquered them in like a decade. That's why i'm asking, cause it's certainly not normal.
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>>175215863
I thought CK2 was a Sengoku mod
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>>175215684
>not uniting the Arab world under a single flag
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>>175216012
*blocks your path*
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>>175215523
I have changed my mind about Hispanic Union though. It looks like it's too ahistorical. I have been reading about Bolivar's ambition of uniting the former Spanish colonies, and he never talks about 'Hispanic', and he doesn't talk about anything north of Central America. So I think the name of the union will be South American Confederation, and it will be limited to that continent and maybe Central America.
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>>175212067
>>175212167
Maoris are boring and nowhere near the meme abos are. Also abos have a pretty cool flag desu. I'd love to put a swastika in that yellow sun thing they have for ABO_fascist.tga.
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Why doesn't some kind of Taoism society exist for Dharmic religions?
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>>175217829
because its gay?
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>>175215523
>I loathe the mere concept of a Hispanic Union

t. self-hating wetback
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>>175217183
Good. The word "Hispanic" is a travesty in and of itself.
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>>175217923
if you hate yourself in life as a beaner, you may be accepted into white heaven in death
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>>175217913
Let them join Hermetic Society then
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>>175218090
It doesn't make sense that eastern people should join a society based on Greek philosophy
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>>175218492
Buddhist iconography is inspired by the Greeks. It makes as much sense as muslim hermetics. In any case, if dharmic religions can't join the society, add a new society based on eastern alchemy traditions.
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>>175218492
Hermes wuz Egyptian my dude
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>>175217923
No, you don't understand, lad, I love my heritage and my country. Damn, I would even give my life for it if it were needed, and that is why I find the concept of a Hispanic Union abhorrent.

We chileans would prefer to sink with our fatherland in the ocean rather than let it be soiled with the subhumans that surround us, to be honest.
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>>175218785
What about Argentina? They're the only spics whiter than you are.
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>>175218714
It's not clear whether or not Hermes even existed and being from Egypt is not mutually exclusive with being Greek.

>>175218701
I agree that Dharmic religions should get societies reflecting their traditions, although I would argue it potentially makes sense that Muslims should be allowed to join the Hermetics. they conquered the entire Hellenic world so I think it makes sense they could absorb some of those teachings.
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>>175218785
They are aldready here, haitians, colombians, we're fucked, you could have prevented this but didnt, now we must accept this, there's no going back, we cant save this dammed country
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>>175209469
>memes that aren't stolen from /his/
>on a general that's been around longer than /his/
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>>175219056
Not >>175218785 but Argentina is still a shithole country. Chile is the only South American country anyone reasonable would want to live in.
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>Chilel
>Not just a bunch of shitty land full of volcanoes and earthquakes that Argentina didn't want
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F-fuck
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>>175219571
Chile could improve Argentina's quality of life by annexing it and Argentina would improve Chile's demographics.
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If all of South America had united instead of fighting each other we might be talking about a global power. Not really developed, they would still be poor, but at least they would be strong enough to not get fucked by foreigners all time. It'd be something like China
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>>175219937
Spics hate eachother, just like slavs
T. Spic
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>>175219790
>tutorial island
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>>175219714
>earthquakes
>a problem in Chile

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>>175220048
Ireland is the only comfy place to play in charlymeme start
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>>175220023
Stop get some help.gif
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>>175210381
>>175211215
2 Leader Shock
then
20% morale or 10% discipline is what I'd go with.
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>>175220762
>wanting to play a game that you need spreadsheets to be effective in
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Do you seriously have to sit on your ass for 10 years before you finally get a king as Hungary?
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>>175219937
>poor
>something like China
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>>175222468
China got fucked over by yuropeans for hundreds of years.
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>>175219937
the difference being that the average IQ in China is in the 100s while the average IQ in most of South America is in the 80s
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>Be me
>watch "lets plays"
>never any aesthetics in their expansions
>always leaving tiny blobs within their territory >or they expand like a fucking ugly deformed Sea Star in random directions.

You should expand like and oval or snake, if it's by the coast.
And I hate when AI does shit like whatever the dark grey ugly ass is doing here >>175206438
AI should have a script that makes it expand symmetrically or realistically.
How the fuck would you be able to defend a chain of provinces?
STOP IT.
IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT.
WHY DOES THE BORDERS ALWAYS LOOK LIKE FUCKING BANGLADESH AND INDIA BORDERS?
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>>175223008
Victoria II style cores are absolutely necessary to prevent egregious border gore, and even those are sometimes not enough
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>decide to go achievement hunting in ck2
>play as william the conqueror to get some england related achievements
>2 months in die of poor health
>mfw i cant get the 'on english neck a norman yoke' achievement
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>>175223008
>How the fuck would you be able to defend a chain of provinces?

Git gud scrub
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>>175222710
Yes but is China poor now? Don't think so, and a hypotetical """""""""hispanic""""""""" union woudn't be either.
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>>175223368
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>>175223232
Just implement some bullshit "effect" that makes soldiers stationed in provinces surrounded by other nations lose shit ton of moral or something punishing. Or reward both AI and player when they make smooth borders. Like easier national trade and transportation or something.
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>>175223418
>is China poor now?

Yes. They artificially inflate their GDP by endless "building projects" that turn desert into deserted ghost towns bigger than some US states
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This comfy Venezuelan economy as I try to Prestige Spam to GP for Gran Colombia.

>>175223256
I mean, that's not too bad. It's just 2 months. Unless you've got a shit toaster, that's like 2 minutes? 10 if you spent a long time setting things up?
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>>175223368
Apart from Africa and Japan parts, that actually looks ok and believable, like ancient egypt which was only along the nile, this could been a nation along an important trade route. And that it was formed mostly from unifications and shit. All in your mind of course.

Punjab and some others there are the real criminals
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>>175209712
The HRE is like the Roman Empire, and the Byzantines were the (eastern) Roman Empire, only today we call them the Byzantines, how did you think it would work? Two "Roman" emperors?
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Okay I'm confused. Why the fuck does does the King of Denmark get a free invasion CB against me?

I thought "Oh he's going to claim a duchy or something." but no this is a lethal war against 8,000 fucking danish axemen.

"Danish prepared invasion of England" but I'm not even the king of England. Not even close. I still need 4 more counties before I can create the title.

Just look at this bullshit. Oh but if I win the war he has to pay me 24 gold. That'll show 'em.
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>>175224118
Norsemen can prepare invasions on just about anyone
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>>175224118
It's 817AD.
I wonder why.
Think it starts with ''V''.
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>>175224408
This isn't a raid. It's a full scale invasion.
I'm used to dealing with nonstop viking raids but not an entire organized force consisting of armies from every county in their entire nation plus a few others who showed up just because they happened to be raiding as well and wanted in on the invasion.
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>>175223008
Well that's CK2 conversions for ya.
Venice controlled all of Northern France and then Valois rebelled and became independent. They are getting picked apart accordingly.
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>>175224597
Vikings with an assload of prestige can invade realms bigger than them in a "prepared invasion" that targets all held titles within a dejure kingdom.

It's meant to model the Great Heathen Army's invasion of the English petty kingdoms in 865.
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What is a good strategy for Portugal?
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>>175224597
Shouldn't have killed Ragnar so soon.
>>
you guys ever play a gsg while drunk?
>>
>Late Bronze Age 1500BC #NeverEver
>400 BC #NeverEver
>Will never play in best time frame ever
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>>175225189
>drinking
Prepare to taste my shoe
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"woman"
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>>175225671
Why the fuck is your UI so cramped?
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>>175225637
>not drinking
Get this muslim out of here
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This is getting out of hand.
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>>175225745
playing ck2mobile
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>>175225745
>1152x864
CK2's UI doesn't scale
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Not japan levels, but nice
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>>175226794
Is that real?
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>>175226789
>he fell for the satanist meme
It was full of dark promises but now you gotta deal with the consequences
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>>175223552
Easiest way to do it would be to design the provinces in regions like V2 and then give slight bonuses to strive for when you control an entire region to incentivize both the player and the AI to go for complete control of geographical areas like rivers and mountainsides.
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>>175226789
why is your husband black?
>>
I wish there was a CK/rpg version of EU. I'm not interested in playing a disembodied spirit of a nation, I like playing a dynasty.
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>>175227231
I'm not really after that, but I would like to see family trees for different people.
Would help mechanics with succession wars and such.

Also I'd prefer it if you could only form Mughals if your ruler was a descendant of both Genghis and Timur rather than requiring 600 dev+some indian provinces+persian/altaic culture.
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am i a bitch for playing ck2 on very easy as a beginner
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I always knew Robin-hood was a mongol.

>>175227727
Yes you definitely are.
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>>175227727
It's not even difficult to play you just sit there and click buttons 80% of the time
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>>175227052
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>>175227962
i get tired of being attacked and destroyed by empires when i'm a small count
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>>175166773
>Germany has to send troops to help the Italians because they are utterly incompetent.

That Ai looks realistic to me desu
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>>175227052
if only developing that wheat meant more than just subpar production money
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>>175228558
yeah just using swords and paper to make that province better.

Baghdad has Cloth though so the birds went there.
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>>175228537
>single British division
>probably a bunch of Pakis as well
>Germans send a whole army group to destroy them
>while still fighting the Soviets

krauts seem pretty incompetent t.bh
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Why would you ever Raze a province as an EU4 Horde? Wouldn't you be better off in the long term by keeping the development?
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>>175229303
Because it makes cheaper to core and convert culture in it.

Do you think these cats get along just fine?
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>>175229303
I a raze a ton when I've played as a horde.

If I played now I'd probably go by areas though and spare good areas.
If they have a lot of provinces with good trade goods.
Like 4 provinces and 2 of them are silk maybe I wouldn't raze any province in that area, and then I'd raze an entire shitty area instead.

When I played as Chagatai I kept annexing a timurid opm and then releasing them every 20 years just to raze their province in.
When I stopped playing it had just a bit more than 20 development, but it had been developed over 30 times.

When I moved over to the americas as a horde and played until the end date I razed until the very end for horde unity. Even though it cost me some monarch points then.
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>>175229303
you get mana from it where the development doesn't give mana. since mana is valuable it makes razing pretty nice if you choose the right provinces.
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RARE
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Alright, what's a neat sounding Russian name for Columbia?
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>>175230051
Kolombskaya
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Any V2 mods that makes pic related? Or at least improves on the zoomed out blandness.
I know it's supposed to mimic old maps, but fuck that.
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>>175230313
Doesn't exactly roll off the tongue
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>>175230607
Kolumbiya.
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>>175224819
Which Rance? I know it says VII but isn't that just Sengoku?
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>>175230607
Sure it does. Kolombskaya.
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>>175230329
You want Spimmy's Terrain Map Project.
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>>175229405
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>>175228315
Then swear fealty to someone really powerful or marry off all of your children to form alliances or keep a bigger war chest than god for mercs.
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>>175231059
I don't find anything googling that
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who should i play in vic2
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>>175231602
Finland
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>>175231602
deez nuts
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>>175231389
>using google
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>>175231602
prussia
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>>175230742
It's a mod of Sengoku Rance FFA putting in the Kichikuou Rance map and nations but with units and commanders from the new canon.
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why is primogeniture such a trash succession law. im sick of dying as a 70 year old and having a 50 year old son take over only to die immediately. what is a better law?
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>>175232728
ultimogeniture so if your kids suck you can just fuck to get a better one
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>>175231816
>>175231905
>>175232454
fuck you
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>>175232728
Think about how Charles feels
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>>175232728
Unironically Elective Monarchy, as long as your vassals like you.

Or convert to Buddhist/Jain so you can designate your heir.
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>>175232985
I don't get it. Finland is a fun nation to play. You have a small population but high literacy and a lot of accepted cultures, and you have a late-game boss battle to reclaim your cores from Russia.
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>>175233375
s-sorry I'll play gr0ssSuomicums
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>>175232985
play prussia me lad your inner willy waggler demands it
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>>175233375
It sucks pecause they are a puppet of Russia.
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>>175233891
>muh russian puppet
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>>175234075
buzz off drumpf supporter
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h-here we go
Should I post every now and then about how the game's going?
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>>175234329
Ruling Party Only, appoint reactionary

boom, permenant rollbacks
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>>175234329
Post why your water looks fucking weird.
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>>175234329
>>175234436
Also explain why you get message boxes just for other nations' wars.
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>>175234436
>>175234614
You two must be fucking retarded.
For the water, he went into the Options menu and turned off Advanced Water.
You can customise message settings too, so you can see other people's wars.

Can you retards even read? It's literally right in front of your eyes every time you hit escape.
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Man this was a fun game.
>wot5k drags on for 8 years until joffrey gets a lucky capture against robb & executes him horribly
>during this time aegon invades without daenerys and loses horribly
>daenerys instead manages to get up the empire of ghiscar and quietly sits there until she dies of gonorrhea at 50
>the wall also collapses and jon gets murdered so robb gets longclaw (which passes to his son brass)
>literally days after queen sansa is abducted, aegon somehow winds up on the iron throne with the help of only one single fucking nobody count
>meanwhile brass stark (robb's son) starts fighting against the westerosi others
>this goes on for 20 years because literally no one else in westeros besides mountain men is helping and aegon is too busy fighting everyone else
>meanwhile i have to wait around while building new valyria up so i can fight the others in essos
>eventually do and it takes about 10 years of grinding them down before some random girl in what little remains of yi ti finally declares a war for the dawn
Pic related is about a year of peace for me afterwards and 10 years of Aegon consolidating his rule with no Others breathing down his neck. Yi Ti is ground zero right now and I don't see it ever reforming.

Fun fact. The Essosi Others are an absolute bitch to deal with if you aren't Yi Ti. For some reason the Free Cities/New Valyria isn't considered "on the same continent" as Yi Ti so you can't declare a War for the Dawn yourself. Instead you have to join in defensive wars for what's left of Yi Ti and grind down their numbers (which they get about 40k event troops for each win) until one of the remaining Yi Ti counts with about 2k soldiers at best get the balls to declare the WftD for you. During this time you're not only dealing with no supplies, but the attrition's a nightmare because only a handful of provinces support over 1000 troops and most support only 100.

I think I'm gonna enjoy summer for a bit before I go invade Westeros.
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>>175204728
They said we'd be home by Christmas. They were right. It's time to move on Egypt.
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Is there a way to look at war casualties after the fact? This war was intense but for some reason the thing never popped up. Last time a minor peaced out we were at like 247k casualties
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>>175235693
in the peace menu it will tell you the results of all battles or you can see total lost in the ledger, dont think you can see it now that peace is made
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>>175210286
china becomes gp instantly because of the armies.

that is, if you can actually survive
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Arsenal of Democracy is better than Darkest Hour. Despite being popular Darkest Hour is total trash. The map sucks, has 10 times as many connection flaws as vanilla, and the AI cannot path it properly at all. In order to make the game faster many essential combat and movement calculations were cut. The technology tree is imbalanced and broken, hardly anything was done in order to make the AI utilize dozens of aftermarket brigade types.

The developers of Darkest Hour thought if they crammed as much content into their broke as shit game the Paradox puppets would eat it up. AOD works perfectly and the AI has advanced naval invasion behavior that blows DH out of the water.
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>>175236561
wew ok lad
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>>175236561
t. johan
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>>175164150
>no supreme ruler ultimate
does grandstrategy mean, bug filled spreadsheet world map painting program from swedistan to /gsg/? you have to get really tired of paradox shit after a year or two of playing em.
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Should I just release this little piece of shit so the ottomemes will leave me alone?
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>>175236957
I'd like to see some supreme ruler as well, however that series has just as brain dead AI and same amount of bugs as all the other paradox titles
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>>175236772
>>175236701
move any unit two provinces or more and it won't take the shortest route. some provinces are ignored all together by the a.i players unless they are frontline because the vanilla map was simply chopped up and the AI given only the original movement tables. the e3 is actually cleaned up and uses a professionally made distance spreadsheet that the AI can solve routing.

Next worst thing is their method of dealing with hundreds of more provinces was to introduce hundreds of more units per major nation. So, despite trying to present the game as more historic you must pile 100 ships and divisions into a sea fight. if you don't use retarded stacks of air divisons than you'll have the AI flying 1000s of kms across europe with bi-planes in no time.
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>>175233891
>playing HPM

>>175234329
yes. also mod in a better flag, pic related for monarchy. good luck!

also it would be best to just try not to take your cores in Estonia and Ingria. they are impossible to defend. if you take Karelia only there are only three natural chokepoints the Russian armies can invade from when they come to retake their cores. if it's too hard in HPM try the Napoleon mod
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>>175235163
I was asking WHY he enabled message boxes for other nations' wars. I already know how he did it. Can you even fucking read? Here's a quote in case you get lost while looking for it
>Also explain WHY you get message boxes just for other nations' wars.
I capitalized the word WHY in case you miss it a second time. If I were asking how he did it I would have used the word "how" instead.
I fucking hate retards like you who think they're so smart but can't comprehend a simple question. Go to reddit.com and discuss politics there, I think that will be more your style.
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>>175237892
do you really expect me to read all of that shit?
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>>175237892
that's an even more retarded question
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>>175238035
Explain how knowing Argentina declared war on Bolivia is useful to Finnland.
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>>175238240
you'll be doing nothing but sitting through speed 5 pretty much all early game, looking at wars around the world is more interesting than not doing anything
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Who should I go with?
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>>175238345
You can do that in the diplomacy tab. You don't need a fucking box prompt for something you're not involved in.
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>>175238426
nazis
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>>175238493
>You don't need a fucking box prompt for something you're not involved in.
says who? it's his game, maybe he prefers having them as popups
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>>175238426
choose alt+f4. do yourself a favor
i hate how everyday for 3 years in kaiser reich their are scripted events and then absolutely fucking nothing. you think the designers could have had the sense to space it out. they also introduced light infantry which are obviously overpowered in stats and building compared with regular infantry. amateur modding passed off as legit.
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>>175238493
i put everything on box+pause myself and then drop it to log or off. anything in the realm of world strategy such as one nation DOWing another stays box+paused. if you gotta go fast than switch to realtime strategy
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How much territorry should Brandenburg hold in and outside the HRE before forming Prussia? I was thinking about Mecklecnburg, Pommerania, Magdeburg, Silesia and small part of Poland/Teutonic Order. Would that actually be doable or would I be end up falling behind everyone else?
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>>175238634
No shit. I was curious why he liked it that way. That's why I asked.

>>175238870
I suppose I can understand that. I have mine set to pause when pretty much anything happens to my country. I wish there was a way to set it so it pauses whenever troops are finished occupying a province rather than when they start.
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>>175238994
around pic related
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>>175238994
you can't form it till tech 10 anyway, so you'll have plenty of time to grow, which is good because unless you're the emperor you'll be sitting on your ass a lot to avoid AE
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What the fuck is this nonsense

When I read people would actually add their shit to the hre I didn't account for shit like this
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>your diplomatic repuation is so high you can declare no casus belli wars on anyone you want even the pope
>have to insult somebody in order to get them to join a war against you
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>get event about wounding yourself with training swords
>the wound later turns into an infection
>i die because of it
this game is so fucking retarded
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>>175240598
>die of tetanus
FUCKING JOHAN

>>175240659
wot
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>>175240598
why is that retarded?
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How big does the tech cost penalty need to be for it to be efficient to develop a province?
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>>175241101
I mean for institutions like the Renaissance.
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>>175241101
never tech unless it's as cheap as possible or you really need that specific tech
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Which Paradox game is deepest?
Or, which game has going tall as a viable/fun option?
CK2 or Vicky2?
Or EU4 with all new shit like mandate of heaven?

>Someone needs to update OP
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>>175240823
>Only a retard would practice with real weapons that could wound you
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Productivity or Order?
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>>175241970
>going tall in a Paradox game
Good joke
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>>175242779

Going tall is a meme.
>I'm going to have the strength to single-handedly conquer the world from my comfy castle in Andorra.
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>>175243041
>conquer the world
I don't think you know what "going tall" means.
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>>175243131
Different anon here. Isn´t that pretty much just staying in place and not expanding much?
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wew
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>>175243487
T U R K I S H F R E E S T A T E
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>>175243325
Staying within your sensible comfy borders and being prosperous and whatnot, yes.
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>>175243131
"going tall" means magically being better than everyone despite having less power, resources, people, wealth, etc.
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>>175243992
Not "magically", it's a matter of resource allocation.
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/gsg/ what do you think about this border situation?
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>>175243487
Destroy the roads
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Which minimods do you guys use for HPM? I'm thinking of playing a comfy British campaign. Is using the East India Company minimod a good idea or just if you want to play the EIC?
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>>175240439
>hey fight me
>oh no i couldn't bring myself to do that, my friend, absolutely not.
>oh so you're too pussy then? bitch
>[war horn sound]
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Kill me
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>>175247718
no
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So I'm playing the USA in Vic2 with the HPM mod. Fuck the Netherlands, I keep having to look to Brazil to make sure they aren't trying ot gank it from my sphere. Waiting for when they lose their alliance with the Brits and attack them for their colony in South America, liberate it and make it a puppet.

Anyone else have issues with other countries trying to fuck with your sphere?
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I kinda want to make a /gsg/ phone game, since I know no one will ever do that
what would the game be like?
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>>175238994
This, with Prussia and Silesia as your vassals. Then after you integrate Prussia form Prussia yourself.
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>>175248012
Shit
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>>175248041
forgot image
post cooldown is super long

>>175248012
Vicky 2 facebook edition. It's free to play but you can buy Prestige with real life money to boost your great power score. You can also invite your friends and they become pops in your country.
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I still dont get it why satiric blessing has red icon when its a positive modifier?
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>>175248326
Because it's fantasy shit so that makes it bad.
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>>175248071
>>175248157
I meant more like, what would the ideal /gsg/ phone game be like? Take screen size cancer into consideration
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>>175248012
GOI $
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>>175248660
stop playing prussia
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>>175248438
Since the screen size is so small you can't really do everything you can in a real /gsg/. But if you oversimplify it then it's not /gsg/ anymore, right?

Here's how to fix that. Make a game where everyone works together to run a country. Everyone does a different thing, but it's always some stupid simple addictive skinner box shit no matter what role you have. Then split every geographic country into different in-game countries. People will play it out of patriotism and shitpost on the internet about how much greater their fake country is, fake countries will go to war with each other and cause diplomatic incidents in real life, it'll be great.
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Why does the AI keep pulling me into offensive wars that are impossible to win?
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>Country named Belorussia
>Dynastyname Polan
Is there something I´m missing?
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>>175224680
I didn't know that did that. Neat.
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>>175249443
It's a Belaruse.
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Does satanist visibility decay?
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>>175164150
Goddamn. Looks like the AI's gotten significantly better.
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>>175251645
fucking finally
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>>175251679
Unfortunately, the Manchu weren't quite powerful enough to withstand a war from Ming, and ended up getting subjugated during the disaster.

Still, good job Manchu actually getting the thing to fire.
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>>175247908
Always. It's not like it's difficult to monitor your sphere... There's a giant fucking tab on the right side that shows you when people are trying to do it.
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What goals should I have for a Portugal game in Liqqy? Pink map obv, but other than that?
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>>175252063
Acquire Brazil?
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>>175252063
puppet or annex brazil and uruguay
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>>175252097
>>175252118
That it? I feel like I should be thinking bigger. How quick does the Brazil puppet need to be? Not sure Portugal can take on Brazil super early and the U.S. will get involved later.
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>>175252195
also take ceylon, and maybe some indonesian isles?

as for brazil, you should probably wait, since you only lose the option to puppet them when they have more than 5 mil POPs
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>>175187062
>>175187576
It's actually an annoying mechanic in the lategame. I just played this blobmode2k17 game as Ming for a stupid achievement and because I had never played a proper Ming game. Even at this stage I had to keep a wall of tributaries to prevent the ottos from bordering me. I'd lose fucking 0,66 mandate a month (after factoring in the gains) if they did.

The AI Ming plays annoyingly solid every time now, though.
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First time playing. Who should i play? Any starting tips?
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>>175252881
>Who should i play?
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>>175253094
Got it lad, i will waggle across the continent
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What should i be doing, beside betraying and conquering austia of course. Just got better int.
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Hello me lads!
Did you make or are in process of making a Grand Strategy Game? Why don't you pitch it to us first? ;)
https://www.paradoxinteractive.com/en/pitch-your-game/

That's right, in exchange to all rights associated to your game content you get the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to work as a Paradox employed freelancer! Amazing isn't it?
https://www.paradoxinteractive.com/en/pitch-your-game/

Remember, even if you are not chosen you are still helping us with new ideas about coding and playstyle! PITCH YOUR GAME GOY!

t. johan, lead jew of Sweden's central interracial breeding grounds
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>>175253827
this is some next level jewry
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>>175253827
Someone send them sengoku rance.
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>>175253827
Hows this lads?
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>>175253827
>>175254362
>highly engaging subject matter
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>>175253827

How many Jew killing grand strategy ideas do you think they'll get sent to them?

Koncentration Kamp Kommandant: A Hearts of Iron Game
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>>175253787
You don't have counters turned on in the in-game options.
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Unified the culture group, what next?
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I need an alternative name for my cascadia colony, since cascade is a bit too latin for me.
Playing as lagomGrossGermaniums

pic unrelated
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>>175254725
Take your rightful clay in Memel and kick the Germans out of East Prussia, and fill it back up with Baltic people as it should be.

Also take Gotland of course, it's off your coast and within your territorial waters.

Side goal: destroy Lithuania and make it release all the Russian minors, because having a Lithuania that doesn't own Lithuania is fucking dumb.
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>>175254725
prussia + pskov + ingria

then kill yourself for playing jewu4
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>>175254839
Deutsch-Kaskadien

The name "cascade" comes from the nearby rapids and waterfalls (cascades) so the name would likely be the same even if it were discovered by Germans. Unless you want to call it some meme thing like "Neu[german place]" or "[ruler name]sland"
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>>175253827
r8 this, paradox
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>>175255443
They were called cascades because there were anglos there, lewis and clark etc. I doubt the germans would call it by an english word.
Kaskadien would work, but it's kinda boring isn't it?
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>>175255556
kaskade is a word in German.

You could also use the word Stormschnellen somehow. It's a word that basically means "rapids" as in river rapids which Cascadia was also known for. And it sounds more interesting than Cascade.
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I'm not very good at this game, but I want to have a nice, comfy colonization game as poortugal, but it just keeps going to shit.

Coffers being drained simply by colonizing

Having trouble fighting wars with morocco and the east africans (how are they so high in tech?!)

castille catching up in my colonization, how do I stop them?

also, is there some way to get renaissance quickly? I haven't played with the institution system before, and it took a looong time (after 1500...) to get renaissance, which was very painful, because I have no idea what I'm supposed to do.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Jews

Which game allows me to play as mountain jews
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>>175249556
thinking if you play japan and stay on your island and colonize, you could devastate the nearby provinces in korea and manchuria to keep your institituions in japan.
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>>175252840
Cant you just move your capital to island to prevent border mandate penalty?
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>>175256254
any game that lets you play as switzerland
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Why the fuck is Africamod still in the OP?
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>>175257031
Because nobody updates shit
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>>175256254
play shirvan in eu4
conquer jewish provinces in ethiopia quickly
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Have i fucked over the USA enough now?
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>>175257602
colonize them again
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>>175227231
EU: Rome
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wewzer
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>>175257602
what mod
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how do i go about conquering Belgium as Nederlands without the anglo intervening?
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Can you form Scandinavia in HPM if you have all of the required nations in your sphere
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So I took a look at the Paradox mod forum for the first time in awhile and noticed that for some strange reason there is two Warcraft mods being made for CK2 that more or less look the same.

Any story to this? Why aren't they just working together to make one so there is even a slight chance it'd be finished unlike all the other failed projects?
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Eternal glory is at hand
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>tfw emperor walks in on you talking to yourself
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>>175260739
post map
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>>175260878
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>>175260604
>why are autistic people unable to communicate
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Which family would be best to lead an American Kingdom?
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>>175260954
At this point, you might as well conquer Spain and Epirus and declare the Roman Empire.
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>>175261756
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton
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>>175260604
Those who mod for Paradox games and put autistic efforts into making their mod all have a secret power fantasy of getting employed as devs for some new Paradox title due to their mod "proving" that they can be devs. M&T, BI, VeF, HIP - all of them do it for the sole reason so they suddenly get contracted by Paradox to turn their mod into a separate game.

Robbing such an autist of his mod by having him collaborate with someone else's is equal to removing the sole reason he was doing it in the first place - to display his personal skills to Paradox. This is why you'll sometimes see incredibly retarded shit in the mods, such as attempts to stop pirates from using them, enforcing political correctness when it's absolutely unneeded, etc - it's not about the mods, it's about fellating Johan.
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>>175261756
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Saxe-Coburg_and_Gotha
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Venice or Amalfi for a Charlie-era Merchant Republic start?
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am i blobbing it right
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>>175261893
is that why all of the mods are on thebparadox plaza and not anywhere else?
Or is it because plaza users are just concerned about people with pirated copies playing the mods?
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>>175261938
It would need to be an American family.
Maybe the Roosevelts? The Kingdom formed during Teddy's presidency.
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>>175262103
Maybe?
How did it form?Through rebels?
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>>175261893
Have any of the guys who made the Game of Thrones mod actually been hired or took on by Paradox in any way?
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>>175262078
>is that why all of the mods are on thebparadox plaza and not anywhere else?
Yes, I think that 2 or 3 mod teams actually managed to slurp Johan's cum hard enough to have him hire them - Stellaris is a game from a mod team if I'm not wrong, so was EvW and that shitty copy of V2 that was locked in Europe
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>>175262198
Yep.
In hindsight I guess that it would be the leading rebel general who would be make king.
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>>175262284
that's awfully sad, I gotta say
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>>175261893
M&T design philosophy goes directly against Paradox' line so they should know they won't get employed anytime soon.
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>>175262323
Make it the Washington dynasty. Whoever became king would take the name Washington in a symbolic move to unite the country, like how Roman emperors would take the name Caesar in reference to Gaius Julius Caesar.
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Jesus christ why is the religious league war such a neverending clusterfuck
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>>175261893
>>175262387
It makes me really sad that DemianSky is putting so much effort into M&T2 in the hope that he'll get a job. Mostly because he seems like a really nice guy, and he also has a tough home life, with a sick toddler daughter that's in danger of losing her healthcare, and he has a day job in addition to all the work he does on the mod.

I mean look at this. Is this the saddest thing you've ever seen? He's focusing so hard on this mod he's actually spending his own money on it. He's having a nanny care for his kid so he can work on it. He's working harder than the entire HOI4 team put together. If Paradox doesn't hire him on principle they must be heartless. Actually they should just pay him for making this mod, straight up. They owe him money for this work.
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>>175262828
It's shit to them, their business model revolves around releasing half-assed games and then churning out new gimmicks to sell as DLC. M&T2 might be good but it isn't as profitable, so Demian is useless.
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>>175262739
>he doesnt play with the mod that starts the protestan heresy at the start of the game.
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>>175262828
I'm torn between commending his dedication and telling him off for not focusing on his kid
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>Trying to keep Karlings split and stop HRE from forming
>Current France Orientalis emperor is in permanent hiding in England and refuses to take a new wife and make babies after I killed his old hag
>will probably die without heirs
>it's all going to merge into a giant superblob

I wanna die.
My only hope is Lotharingian king will make a couple of sons so I could split him up
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>>175262828
>They owe him money for this work.
I can get behind that. EU4 is (will be) literally unplayable without M&T2.0 and no amount of patches and DLCs will be able to introduce what those guys did for free. They basically developed a super-expansion that's constantly getting updates and is exactly what the players are asking for, all of that for free. I think that Paradox shouldn't employ them but should rather directly gift them at least a tenth of the revenues they get for one expansion - those guys are keeping their game alive and are also making a lot of people buy the game and expansions because of that.
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I miss EU3 inflation.

The AI always managed to implode.
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>>175262828
>putting effort into something
>thinking this will get him a job at a company where they are famous for half-arsing everything

you're right though I don't envy the man
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>>175262828
they could hire him as a programmer if enough support from the community comes trough.
what people fail to understand is tthat his mod maybe against everything paradox stands for but if he is just a coder he will not have a say in the direction of the game.
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>>175262828
>If Paradox doesn't hire him on principle they must be heartless
Remind me to never put you in charge of my future company (as if I'll have one).
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>>175263136
>implying mechanics like religious minorities wouldn't make half of the playerbase quit the game
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What disadvantages does no mandate give besides fewer goods produced and more damage received?

Any nasty events?
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>>175263136
EU4 is unplayable WITH M&T.
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how is this not part of the wargoal? It's excommunication not conquest
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Could Newfoundland even sustain itself?
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>>175263227
Inflation was in EU2 too and was a cornerstone of managing your economy. Legitimately good mechanic.
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>>175263068
Nah he's not useless, he's actually a great boon to them because he's creating multiple DLCs, even an entire game's worth of content for them, for free. Why do you think they're giving them and Kaiserreich their own table at paradoxcon? They want to promote this stuff because it makes their product look good.

That being said you're right that their business model is fundamentally incompatible with this kind of game development now. They no longer sell a game and then use the sales to fund an expansion pack. Instead they have to continuously fund development with $10-20 DLCs or else the project gets cut. Just look at HOI4, it's an early access game they sold for 60 bucks and instead of adding things that should've been in from the start, or fixing critical problems, they're releasing "country packs" with the excuse that they need to "fund the free updates". Fucking really? It's no wonder Paradox has been doing so well as a business, they must be making a killing by ruthlessly exploiting their niche market.

>>175263136
I won't say it's literally unplayable but damn, this dude basically gutted the game and made a new one. M&T2 is equivalent to, if not even more comprehensive than a separate game like Darkest Hour was. It's ridiculous that they're not compensating him with money and they should really be ashamed, honestly. And the worst part is if you were to ask them about it they'd just say something like "we haven't found a good way to compensate modders :^)" as if letting people charge for flag packs is the same as someone making a new game in your engine and releasing it for free.

>>175263283
He's American, and here in America people are told from a young age that if you work hard, you can get anywhere, and that effort always is rewarded in the end. This isn't true at all and I really hope he's not operating on that idea.
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>>175263136
>>175263442
Let's be honest here, EU4 is unplayable in any shape or form.
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damian could also just ask for donation to feed his dying daughter or something
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>>175263403
>implying exactly that and pops wont cause this entire general (and r/pp) to turn into a massive circlejerk of people blogging of their pops and how they managed to make a pure *insert a white race here* nation
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>>175263285
To be fair, paradox is still under the impression that they're an indie studio so they have really small development teams, and even if he were a new hire he could easily find himself in a game design role.
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>>175263484
can Greenland?

the answer is yno
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>>175263484
>Quebec
>without actual Quebec

wtf
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Found this guy called quill18. You should all check him out, he's god tier
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>>175263627
Paradox doesn't let modders accept donations.

That's right, let that sink in. Even if you wanted to give your money to them, voluntarily, for nothing in return, Paradox would take legal action because of it.

Of course all the modders are 10000% a-okay with this because they want to cram Johan's cock as far down their throat as possible because >>175261893. They think that not being paid for their work or even accepting donations is a good idea because it will get them a job later.
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Playing DH with the NWO2 mod.

It's 1948 and NATO hasn't formed. The two factions are just Western Allies and Eastern Allies.

Did my game fuck up? or will it eventually happen?
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>>175263285
you don't hire someone as a programmer because they can write some text in notepad
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>>175263741
>he's god tier
at beating his wife maybe
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>>175263789
>The North Atlantic Treaty Organization, also called the North Atlantic Alliance, is an intergovernmental military alliance between several North American and European states based on the North Atlantic Treaty which was signed on 4 April 1949. Wikipedia
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>>175263809
>write some text in notepad
isn't this exactly what programming is?
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>>175263780
>>175263627
Oh, and by the way. They can't accept gifts either because those are considered donations. I shit you not. Paradox has the strictest policy of any modding platform and they get away with it because "uhh well we need a better way to compensate modders because paid mods are bad!!!", and of course paradrones lap it up. Yeah, I'm sure they'll get right on that, they'll get right on figuring out a way to stop getting free labor.
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>>175263896
Not him, but unless he understands programming to the degree that he can CREATE instead of building upon finished coding, then no.

That said, I have no idea what this guy can or cannot do.
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>>175263896
Yes, but also math. And a fuckton of trigonometry.

The shit they write in the .txt files utilizes neither math nor anything logical at all - it's a simple direct statement of "if X do Y". Programming (at least in C++) is far more complicated than that, not because C++ is hard but because you're forced to optimize every single function you use, else a CPU-intense game like EU4 becomes unplayable. To optimize to such high levels you need to have a very serious and autistic knowledge of C++ and programming in general. Who knows, they might even dive into assembly to optimize specific loops (but I doubt that since the games aren't THAT optimized)
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>>175264158
literally he could be the programmer for events lad. i dont know why you think that paradox actually develops that engine anymore .
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>>175263741
This
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do some of you think that Paradox owe this modder anything at all? Just because he ignores his daughter because he enjoy modding more than her, doesn't mean he deserves attention from Paradox Interactive.
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>>175263930
there is an easy work around for that. just set up a patreon and call it damian is creating Youtube tutorials.
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>>175263869
Kys
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>>175264324
its about having someone that actually cares and puts effort into this shitty cancerous dying community
>>175264440
its true, everyone know that quill18 and his teacher arumba are serial wife beaters. heck quill18 strangled his cat on stream and arumbas son "fell" down from the roof.
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>>175258989
nvm, you just need to fuck the anglo up as well
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Can't I support independence for Ming tributaries?
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>>175264158
Paradox doesn't really use programmers so much as they do scripters, except for AI. The engine was made a long time ago, they just script in the engine. Take shit like Focus Trees for example, they barely require any effort in terms of programming, they've even said themselves that the people working on actual programming (AI) aren't working on Focus Trees for HOI4. Of course they also claim that a focus tree takes 3-4 weeks to make but whatever.
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>>175264545
maybe
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>tfw Parajew will probably create Victoria 3 soon
>tfw it will be another dumbed down POS
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>>175264440
If you think spouse abuse is something funny you should kiss yourself
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>>175264376
That's the thing, though. They don't WANT to find a workaround. They think that if they play nice they'll be rewarded. They're that naive.

And their fanbase is just as brainwashed, too. I bet if a mod creator did that and Paradox took legal action, the fans would say "good job paradox, you showed that guy!" "who does he think he is, earning money for his work??? he needs to get in line like the rest of us! pls fuck me harder daddy johan xDD"
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>>175264650
At least it'll give us something to laugh at
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How does one implement tanks in Vicky?
Let's say that all of my armies are 30k, what would the composition be with tanks included?
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>>175262739
This.

That's cool.
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>>175264247
>programmer for one specific thing
that's not how it works
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>>175264518
Paradox studio care a lot about their products already. Are you stupid or something? They are trying to make a lot of money, so they care a lot. They want it to be as good as possible, because that will make them more money. Just because you don't like the product doesn't mean they don't care. Sometimes I think you guys are a bunch of 15 year olds.
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>>175265012
t. jewhan
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>>175264754
No, it'd just be disappointing
like with HOI4
now, HOI3 was a POS in that it ran so terribly that it was borderline unplayable but at least it was somewhat in depth

HOI4 is just shit and shows where the company is going

When Vicky 3 comes out it'll be dumbed down to all hell. It'll probably limit all resources to "consumer goods", "minerals", "coal and steel" and "opium", fuhrer mana will dictate everything, instead of events and decisions it'll be focus trees, so forth, so forth

it'll just be a mess
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>>175265012
Im actually a 12 year old loli, you fucking sexist bigot.
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>>175262828
>has a sick daughter that could possibly die
>instead chooses to dedicate all his time and money on developing a mod
>he does it for free

mmmmm yes good goy, continue to serve the Swedish Jew, Johan is pleased mmmm yes
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Is HoI4 good yet? Any mods to make it good?
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>>175265438
they've done almost nothing to fix it.
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>>175265012
>They want it to be as good as possible, because that will make them more money
That's not what they want and that's not how making money works.
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>>175265347
Enjoy your ban
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>>175265012
t. an actual, not lying semite
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>>175265605
thanks for the (You) ;^)
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>>175263871

Shit I thought it was 48 for some reason.

Anyway I put the speed on extra fast and the US eventually formed NATO so all is good.
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>>175265601
Yes it is. Marketing can only bring them so far. The product has to be well liked.
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well, that didn't work
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>>175266008
what the heck did he means by this
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>>175266070

You've been in a coma for three years, this is what grand strategy games look like now.
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>>175266008
wrong general, me lad. Is total warhams any good?
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>>175265857
>The product has to be well liked.

Take a look on their forums. The majority of the userbase is practically choking on their nordic masters thick and diverse man meat. Anyone who dares to reject their superiors blessings are swiftly shot down and lynched like the close-minded bigots they are.
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>>175266197
oops

yes, but the chaos campaign is a pain
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>>175265154
I'm convinced HOI4 just has three people working on it. Oh, and some intern slaving away on the AI. While podcat, senor salty and that other dude just sit in a conference room, eating chips and drawing focus trees on a white board and churning out one per month.

>>175265438
It's not good because it has AI problems and no mod fixes the AI. There are some mods that make it better but none of them make it good. If you want recs for mods I use

>Songs of Iron (personal mod that includes all HoI2-3 songs, not in workshop because it gets taken down)
>No Man's Land (adds a "wasteland" impassable zone in the Sahara and other areas to stop the AI from doing stupid shit there)
>Player-Led Peace Conferences (no more peace conference bordergore Japan puppeting greece bullshit)
>Colored Buttons (aesthetics)
>Historical Flags (because the flags for anything that's not a starting nation are super low effort, all commie flags are regular flag+hammer/sickle, etc.)

Lots of people recommend Road to 56 but in my experience that shit is broken, if you put it on Historical focuses you still get ahistorical shit, and it also adds a super OP research tree that makes the game a joke, and it adds some techs that are either incomplete or shit copypaste jobs. can't recommend that.

I hear BlackICE is coming along but if you want that you may as well play HOI3. Same for Kaiserreich except Darkest Hour.
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>>175265857
this is less that people enjoy the product and more that those who don't like the product have no way of voicing their displeasure without being kicked around and ostracized, creating an echo chamber

t.bh
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>>175266215
The product sells well, so it is well liked.
>The majority of the userbase is ...
You said it yourself, most people like it.

I don't know whether or not you're right about critics are being rejected. I think you sound like someone whose mind is closed on them being bad guys, so I take what you're saying with a grain of salt.
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>>175266418
Just got done playing as ERE in attila. whats the development of the crach on warhams, is it out yet?
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>>175265857
>The product has to be well liked.
Product can be well liked without being of a good quality.
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>>175266717
this is the problem with Paradox's fans, they don't respect themselves and never demand a better, more evolved game

its pathetic
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>>175266717
this is doubly true in paradox's niche market. They have no competition so even if they put out really shitty games their biggest competition is themselves. And their new model where they release games very far apart and support them with DLC, means that after a while their own older games seem really dated and hard to play, so they're even effectively eliminating competition from themselves.
>>
>>175266717
This was already discussed by someone in the thread already, so I'll just jump to the conclusion for you: whether something is "good" is completely subjective.

If it's well liked it means people generally think it's good. No? If you want to beg to differ you will have to prove it for me that people who buy this game actually think that they're buying a bad game.
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*believes in your world*
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>>175266535
Their fans are happy to be taken for a ride, shelling hundreds of (currency) on a single game over its lifetime, paying for features that should have been present from the start. Take a look at any sensible criticism posted on their forums and see how rabid the drones become. Maybe they willingly turning a blind-eye simply because there are no other alternatives and don't want to come to turns with the leak in their bank accounts when it comes to new Paradox DLC. HOI4 is a good example of a bare bones game following this dubious new strategy.

All credit to Paradox though for realising they have a stranglehold monopoly on this lucrative genre and can milk it for all its worth.
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>>175267262
>>175267262
>>175267262
>>175267262
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>>175267105
are you one of those folks who think that 'General Consensus = Truth'?

Argumentum ad populum is a fallacy you know
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>>175267295
what
>>
>>175267105
>well liked it means people generally think it's good
No it does not. Being good has absolutely nothing to do with being well liked.
Entire industries are build around supplying low quality products well liked products.
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>>175265680
*slaps the (you) out of your hands*
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>>175267585
*accepts the new (You)*
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>>175266008
Wrong thread
>>
Can we get a petition going for the Darkest Hour lads to make an HD remake?

It's still by far the only HoI game worth playing, but needs a little spruce up of things like the tech tree and UI.
>>
Nobody better post after this one.
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>>175268224
DH is shit
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>>175267668
*floods the market with (you)s, devaluating them over time*
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>>175268247
:^)
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>>175268505
"buys gold (You)s while waiting for societal break down"
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Why is M&T good?
How exactly does it make EU4 good?
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>>175268532
your asking for a world of hurt kiddo ;^)
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>>175268917
i'm quaking in my boots <|:^)))
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>>175269410
is my willy gonna get waggled?
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>>175269543
your whole world is gonna get waggled me lad
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>>175269657
or will they waggle their willies at me?
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>>175269724
beware the storm that's cumming me laddo
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>>175269804
l-lewd
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>>175269860
stretch out your anus lad or its gonna hurt
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>>175270038
give me all your liquor!
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>>175270253
we'll pour liquor into all of your orifices whilst the local bureaucrats watch me lad
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>>175270395
how big is your industry?
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>>175270463
rank 1 me lad. my rank 1 military will hold you down while my rank 1 prestige enters you
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>>175270568
how about you bring your sphere to the party ;^)
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>>175270732
i just formed grossgermania for the 234th time today, so only egypt and panama will join us :-)
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>>175270882
blob all over me m8
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>>175271047
as long as you don't mind my mates dividing your colonies
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>>175271262
dismantle me like you would dismantle an austrian
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>>175271385
i don't dismantle my cultural brothers, i cumquer them and then bring them back into the fold
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>>175271545
you can cumquer my elsass-lothringen if you know what i mean :^)
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>>175271661
frenchies only deserve to be reintegrated back into the second reich and then re-educumated into become germans again ;') NO LATINS ALLOWED
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>>175271949
admit your hegemony all over my sphere
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>>175272182
if you stop relying and let me get the last post ill do anything to force you out of great power status and sphere you ;*
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>>175272350
deal, see you next thread my laddy :)
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>>175272437
no prob country slut ;)
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last post get
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>>175267295
Are you invading the new world?
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>>175272976
"no"
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i hat eniggers
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stop trying to get the last post
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thanks
>>
i really hate niggers
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i like them
>>
fuck of nigger
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what did i miss me laddos
>>
t. false-flagging nigger
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nothing wrong with liking nigs, they have big thick cocks for my boipuss;&
>>
Wish me luck guys.

I'm going to try to break Ming, they're already 4775 in debt.
Hopefully I'm still strong enough to get 10% warscore against Ming.
We're both at tech 8.
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silly bois, a real gamergrrrl coming through!!
>>
hehe no girls here
>>
new thread when??????????????
>>
Unironically kill yourselves.
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>>175275870
u first m8 :)
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>>175275870
why :(
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