Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

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WHEN.

>>175160416
After Maiev

Why do people want Deathwing anyway? He's just a boring edgelord.

third for what fucking prime evil color do I craft

Where the FUCK is Maiev???

>>175160416
Leoric skin

>>175160416
So when he makes it into the game

I imagine that he is like Leoric, only slower and hits much much harder. In fact his design philosophy should be like this
>If you want to kill him you have to get close, but if you get close then you're dead.

>>175160470
I just fall for the hype train every time.

Also, if they do get some balls and try to put in full on dragon DW, we get another absurd unique hero like Cho'gall or Abathur or Murky.

>>175160527

Red is best

>grubby in the OP again
>AGAIN
youre doing it on purpose faggot, are you not

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>>175160596
im going to imagine he has a sort of Arthas E (aoe field around him for damage named DONT STAND IN THE FIRE), probably a huge chunking ability like Tracer's melee, maybe something that lets you transform into dragon form to shoot a fireball that explodes and leaves lava pools on the ground, and then heroics would probably be cataclysm (huge aoe around himself that shits out DoT fire damage that ramps up the longer people stay in it.) or Madness, transforms him into a massive corrupted form, and just starts launching corrupted metal shards like the raid fighht, but in a manner like Gall's shadowfire projectiles

learning Medivh

should I take the Q damage quest or the other one?

>>175160862
master's touch always, unless you're a bitchhhhhhhhh

>If you pick Deathwing you are the battlefield
>Grab your teammates with your tentacles then do a barrel roll

>>175160862
Master Touch is the only talent that matters.

Be warned, if you die before finishing it, it resets.

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>>175160353
I want to FUCK Li Li

>>175160749
Hammer doesn't have an excuse not to help with mines at level 10+, her Napalm's circumference like the perfect size for the creeps

>using BFG
Nevermind

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>>175161021
>Try out Medivh today
>Fail the quest 3 times in 3 matches
>Decide to not play greedy
>Get it
>Proceed to 1v1 anyone.

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>Varian is literally just Warrior class from WoW
>uses mana

>>175160862

Arcane explosion is fine if you dont think youll finish touch.

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>>175161227
>mana
>doesn't see the fact that it literally fucking says energy

I think that first 3 games in every day should award a common chest
WOuld be nice and result in much more active player base

>>175161303
That's Valeera.

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They should add Alexstraza because I like her boobies.

>>175161395
She's a big dragon (female)

>>175161225
I would have love to clear out the mines.

But teammates were feeding non-stop from the beginning, and then every teamfight was "chase Probius through a narrow corridor and get gangbanged by Pylons + Graviton Surge + Phoenix". 5 of the 6 deaths were trying to help the team in the mines in the first 10 minutes.

I gave up and went straight for the Core instead. Turns out the enemy team was having too much fun killfarming my teammates so they ignore me until it was too late. Objectives are important but when people are just streaming in there to suicide because they don't know how not walk into a Pylon setup, I just skip them altogether because if we're going to lose the objective from feeding anyway, I'm going to just take a keep and tp back to defend later. ESPECIALLY if we're talking early game.

Why the fuck does malfurions and lilis healing work on robot kaltheas?
I fucking HATE lore being broken

>>175161689
Malfurion's healing is actually nanobots. Why do you think he has access to MULE?

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Who is your favorite character? tell me something about her

>>175161117
same now post more

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>You will never by tied up by dryads only to have Tyrande strip off in front of you and tease you, finally making you cum hands free with just how much of a lewd elf she is

>>175161689
Robokael has a human stomach inside him. Ingenious design.

>>175161689
Before complaining about robo Kael'thas, you could at least complain about Lt. Morales being able to heal Probius.
Medics cannot heal probes in StarCraft. In fact probes, like all protoss machines, cannot be repaired at all. Damage to their HP is permanent.

>>175161689
It's magic, you monumental autist. Why would magic be able to reallign organic material to its previous state but unable to do the same to inorganic stuff?

>>175161821
She protects the streets of New New York with her grappling hook and boob armor.

>>175161689
why do Uther's heals work on Arthas, Anub'arak, Diablo, Azmodan, Butcher, Leoric, Stitches and Sylvanas?

>>175161970
>be careful about who you make fun of in middle school

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>>175161954
>yfw Super hero Sonya has bigger bobs then regular Sonya

>>175161974
He says "no homo' before healing them

>>175161970
Dang, Zul'jin got beefy.

>>175161970
Amazing what years and years of boiling hot orc semen being pumped up your ass can do for you.

whats the point of crystals?
should i just spend them on skins i like?

Is there a way to counter abathar so he's not just allowed to be an asshole sitting in spawning shitting out symbiotes forever?

>>175162197
Zeratul.

>>175162197
Kill him.

>sitting in spawn
If he's doing that early game, your team already won.

>>175162163
If you mean shards, yes. Spend them on whatever cosmetic item you desire.
If you mean gems, spend them on heroes to save gold.

>>175162197
Sitting in spawn is a self-counter dont worry

>>175162270
What's the difference between gems and shards? I thought they were the same thing>>175162272

The Light abandon snowman

So, Anub has been saying Kinky for decades now. But did he ever just say Cheeky? Was Kinky making fun of Cheeky?

>>175162351
Gems are blue, you probably only have 1000 of them, and they're acquired either a paltry amount every 25 levels or with real money purchase.
Shards are white, and you get them from duplicates in your crates.
Shards are used for crafting cosmetics, gems are used for buying heroes or skins.

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>decide to try Stitches
>enemy tank is Leoric

Starting to do ranked with a friend. What are some good warriors to focus on for progressing?

Hanamura is SHIT

>>175162351
It tells you in the game.

>>175162351
Gems = real money. They buy any heroes, featured cosmetics and lootboxes. Shards craft specific cosmetics. Gold rerolls chests and buys heroes.

>>175162417
Thanks anon, I knew you got gems from dupe boxes but haven't opened a dupe myself yet so I just assumed it was added to your shard counter

>>175162445
She's tough. I'm so trash at her. The crown ends up staying on the dead Gazlowe and I whip people just far enough for them to get away and not stun them.

Ugh.

>>175162445
>tfw you try to photoshop your match history but you fail and delete your post

>>175162445
>Jaina

Wait a second.....

>>175162513
You get shards from dupe boxes.

Why is HotS so much less popular than Dota?

>>175162445
>faking your match history on a Nexus gardening forum

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teach me how to /tychus/ fampai

this guy is fuking hard to play

>got warned for posting asses last thread

riparooni

>>175162573
>>175162639
>>175162680
It was a glitch in the game, guys. I didn't photoshop anything, it's blizzard's fault.

>>175162740
push D
right click enemy that is near you
pray your support keeps you alive as you burn everything before your gaze into a pool of muck in a matter of seconds

>>175162740
Odin's a meme trap, drop the laser during a swarm of minions and fuck structures up while using overkill to blow their minion waves the fuck out

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>>175162639
>>175162573
>>175162680
I know, I should've left that one match with Jaina.

Now you guys will never believe me.

>>175161974
because light does not abandon.

>>175162830
tried that with Diablo and he just flipped me.

attack range is very short.

>>175162740
Uh, I'm bad at him too, but don't use your Q unless you need the spread or chase, it is less DPS than your trait. Trait is for high HP targets, typically tanks.

Your grenade has multiple uses. Its knockback can finish people, push you away, push them away.

I've seen either ult. Odin is fragile, despite appearance and used mostly for the range and AOE aspect.

All this is easier said than done, evidenced by my winrate.

>>175162912
Sorry, buddy. Enjoy the game. Not like we know your username.

>Have opened like 3 Johanna skins, the most for any character I actually play

So how do you play her, her damage seems bad but at least she doesn't have to stand still to pull+stun people

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>>175160353
I bought the tank bundle. Who do I lvl for ranked.

Is thrall good I got a legendary skin for him.

Also give me a good build for dakura or dahuta I forget his name.

>the game is finally out of beta
>there's now players
>this threads won't be as dead as it used to be
>we might finally have some quality drawings

>>175163115
She is a peel machine. Do not expect any damage. She was recently nerfed to be more specialized, with less HP and physical armor. Pick her against AA teams.

She should never die though save team over yourself. Blind AA people, peel with W. Condemn fleeing people.

Her W stuns minions, so she's got ai'ght waveclear, but her only damage is Burning Rage.

>Thycus gets full hp when casting odin
>along side with an abathur piloting an odin
Those were the days.

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Tyrande's butt

>>175163184
Lets just hope that the smut increases their output as well. To little porn of the girls in this game

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>blizzard gives me free shit to play their game
>i've played 2 matches this week

You can't pay me to play this piece of shit

>Li Ming will never piss on your face

how can i 1v1 literally anyone with johanna? i am completely immortal but i can't even kill an amoeba

>>175163117
I'm hooked.

>>175162764
I got warned by making fun of chan culture. The jannies are cuccboys

What are /hotsg/'s thoughts on this tier list?
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UHCxA5ITmhhufV41O1QsFvFDm61abFqsa1TfR5SePNM/preview

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Who's the worst character currently?

>>175163324
I assume peeling just means yanking away characters that are on my teammates?

Thanks for the advice, it'll probably take a while for me to learn who the major AA characrers are god how do people play MOBAs have to learn like 200 characters and all their abilities

>>175163339
I'm looking forward to some valla / valeera, cassia/jaina.

I think we definitively need some amazon shit.

Roadhog skin for Stitches when. (lets face it, the only thing that would be different between the two, is how one heals, and one having a channeled shotgun burst that knocks back everything)

>>175162662
Valve pays money to tens of thousands of yuropoors and thirdworlders to populate both their tournaments and social media platforms including d2g.

They use steam money for dota 2 in order to hamper the popularity of lol and riot on order to prevent tencent from taking over their gaming software monopoly in the west.

>>175163626
>no Zenyatta skin for Sherazim
>No torbjorn skin for Muradin

Disappointing tbqh

When will they release a futa skin for Kerrigan?

>>175163752
it really is. They wouldnt need to include the full roster from OW if they just do it like that for a few of the heroes, like they did with Nova and Widowmaker

>>175163337
Brap

>>175163752
>>175163626
then if they want to add those characters it will just be troublesome and have to modify the skins like they did for novazon / cassia

>>175161689
How is The Butcher able to collect meat from Probius?

>>175163740
>>175162662
The real answer is that Blizzard didn't lock HotS pro streams behind Facebook.

>>175163809
They already have.

WIll i get the overwatch rewards for the 5 matches even if i dont own overwatch right now? Like when i buy it later will i get the skins?

>>175163919
Probius cuts the genitals off from lane creeps, for research.

>>175163919
He hacks into Probius and reconfigures him to teleport in meat instead of buildings.

>>175163959
yes

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>Chromie finally shows up again in wow
>it's a quest about helping her going back in time to stop herself from getting murdered
>every single faction in the game wants her dead for some raeson

she just can't stop being the best girl

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>>175164191
Why would anyone want to kill Chromie?

>>175164191
>>175164374
I want to do a test on Chromiefags.

Read this doujinshi and see if you get a boner
https://exhentai.org/g/1011702/23aa09c00f/

>>175163495
You can't.

>>175163613
Yup. Don't under estimate bodyblocking either. Literally be in between your team and the enemy team. Block skillshots with your face, block melee assassins with your face.

AA heroes include stuff like Butcher, Artanis, Illidan, Raynor, Valla, Tychus, Lunara, Zul'jin.

If an assassin's or bruiser's damage seems to not be from a combo or big bursty spell, they tend to be AA heroes.

>>175164374
They are jelly cuz they cant compete. Chromie can fulfill any fantasy for (you) you ever have had and will have.

>>175164410
Gross.

>>175164410
That's fucking gay anon

>>175164374
She set it up to make the timeloop stable.

>getting the 3 win quest is still a guarantee that you lose 5 games in a row
:thinking:

>>175164741
only if you're specifically trying to complete it

>>175164741
Have you considered not being dogshit?

>>175164805
xD

>>175164845
Xd Blizer rigged my quests

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best girl

>Enter game
>a player has left the game
these players get permabanned to AI matches, right?

What determine the price of a hero? I notice a lot of them are wildly different, especially in shard prices. Should I not buy cheap heroes because there's a decent chance I'll open them in a box eventually?

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>tfw this extra T H I C C qt will never squeeze your dick between her thighs

>tfw you will never get to cum in all 3 of her mouths

why am i even alive

>They should add "warcraft character"
fuck off

>>175165125
They get locked to one game with fellow leavers outside of ranked.

Maybe their computer died.

>>175165217
New = 15k
New but 3 weeks old = 10k

Everything else is old as shit.

Prices haven't changed since HotS came out of beta.

>>175161530
For you

>>175165257

Not true. Heroes get teduced in price every several months.

Sylvannas, Jaina, Azmodan were all reduced in price recently.

>>175163619
Again assuming that we get anything

Everyone would rather draw Overwatch or LoL it seems, no dicks for Valla, Nova, Johanna, Li-Ming or Tyrande.

>>175164374
she looks like an ex gf of a friend of mine
pretty much same stature too
shit's creepy af

Dehaka is fun and useful, but he has like no talent diversity. How will Blizzard ruin him to make people pick different talents?

>>175165243
>this extra T H I C C qt
What

Prime Evil Diablo is very thin

>tfw your team is retarded and it's clear you lost 5 minutes in
What to do for the next 10-15 minutes? Surrender vote when?

>>175165636
Drag and stalk would be cool

>>175165718
You are the only constant.

>>175165858
Yeah I'm the only one in the team who notices everyones complete shit but the games still take that long because everyone else keeps pushing lanes

>>175166032
Post stat screen if you're going to shittalk.

>>175165718
Wait for the enemy team to fuck it up.

It happens a lot more than you think.

>>175166071
Game isn't even over yet, almost though

>go 6 and 4, do great in all matches, losses were due to draft and teammates ratequitting
>be placed silver fucking four
>players are completely fucking incompetent, never do the objective, and throw the game after dying because they ran out too far at the start

it's enraging

It'll take a fuckload of games to get out..

kill me

t silver league shitter

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>>175165858
>end match
>me: 1 death
>my team: 8 deaths each
>we were going to win but tracer made everyone go to boss even though we didn't need it and it was bad timing and it got stolen
>mfw im the only constant

So is the game playable now lads?

>>175166250
Nah

>>175166250
Nope, matchmaking is still completely broken

>>175166250
>So is the game playable now lads?
If you considered it unplayable before 2.0, nothing in terms of gameplay has really changed. It's just the cosmetic stuff that's changed, really.

It's actually a bit disappointing.. I like the additions but absolutely no gameplay changes (minus a new map and a gay new hero) for such a huge patch is kinda lame

im sure there's some small shit but IDK

>>175166176
all the masters players going from bronze 5 to master prove that shitters get put in their place and there is no mmr hell

Always wanted to see the heroes next to each other for scale comparison but was too lazy to make the image. Today that isn't the case.

> http://img.pixady.com/2017/04/129098_scale.jpg

Hanamura sucks but the music is fucking nice desu

What is that small dot at the bottom of some peoples portraits?

>>175166250

Yes. People complain about shit like QM being unbalanced but refuse to play other modes.

Only legitimate complaint is reconnect system but no issues if you have a half decent ISP.

>>175166250
threads have sure gotten worse, there are more frequent hotpockets patrols to ruin our regular postings

>>175166141
>winning all game long
>objective spawns
>two heroes on my team trying to push against azmodan
>have to fight 3v4
>lose game

Disintegrate is so boring, why can't i take the force of fun instead?

>>175163613
For me, it was roughly
>play against X, X rips my arse wide open
>what the hell was that and how can I avoid it, let's look this shit up
Repeat roughly 70 times over 250 games and there you go.

tracer is a boy, bully on sight!

>>175166664
shut the fuck up retard

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>>175166410

>>175166532

You literally can, go for it.

Anyone notice that 2.0 has brought in a large influx of Thai players?

I thought they were all quarantined and regulated to HoN, but it seems they've traveled to HotS land.

>>175163117
Thralls always good. He's fallen out of favor with Ragnaros and Artanis being so good at the moment.

Top tanks are Varian Muradin Dehaka Arthas Diablo Johanna.

Here is the best Dehaka build.
http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator/dehaka#kZ5U
You can take hero stalker at 4 and Apex Predator at 20 situationally.

>>175166247
Some on the team is the constant, that doesn't mean it's always going to be YOU.

>>175166703
tracer pls you deserve it

>>175166664
I saw him kiss a girl, it's gotta be true

>>175166478
Prestige. They're hero level 500+

>>175166410
I'm confused by what is going on in this image. It's definitely not a representation of character scale because it's all over the place.

Also, where is Azmodan?

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LET THE GAMES BEGIN

>>175166141
>lose first two beacons and boss on braxis
>valeera eating our backline alive, li ming and kaelthas devouring our frontline
>somehow through a miracle still havent lost yet
>valeera starts initiating fights and getting blown up instantly (probably tilted from the 3 times she was 1 AA away from killing someone before dying)
>kaelthas starts positioning fucking awfully and getting picked off
>li ming suddenly decides all she needs is archon spam so her damage falls the fuck off
>enemy team stops trying for beacons entirely
>manage to somehow claw a win

>>175166892
so what do the colors mean
blue = 1-99
green = 100-199
cyan = 200-299
red,yellow,purple = ???

>>175167046
nobody knows, it's a mess

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Never forgetti

>>175166958
wrong thread sorry

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This game didn't need fucking emojis.

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What to buy with 1000 shards? The boxes or should I keep it and buy D.va?

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>>175167103

Help how do I Artanis?

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>>175165698
look at those thighs

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Post match history
Photoshop not allowed

>>175167103
whyd they give dva a potato face

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>>175167150

No racism please, mr hitler.

>>175167129
If you're F2P do not use your gems on boxes as you're not going to get a whole lot of them. Save them for the item(s) you truly want. 1k gems will get you 3 rare tints on that one hero you're never going to play, 7 voice lines, an emoji stack and maybe a banner if you're lucky.

>>175166892
I'm 550+ and I don't have it

>>175167218
>vs AI

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>>175167247

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>>175167247

>>175167324
Why do you build a gas chamber with a red button? is it hot gas?

>>175167229
Tumblr

>>175166928
>where is Azmodan?
That's a good question. I was sure I edited him in. I guess he made a disappearing act, the devil.

>>175167280
nigga it puts you on that shit as default when you boot up the game and the matchmaking time is like half a second since it doesnt give a shit about comp

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>>175167197
They're shit

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>>175167281
>>175167324

A last one for your daily dose of rage.

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>>175167218

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Calling it now: D.va's secondary ult will continue the trend (barring Genji) of Overwatch heroes second ultimates doing the opposite of their first/canonical ultimate.

Instead of blowing her Meka up, D.va's second ult will temporarily give it a massive upgrade, turning it into Tychus' ODIN on steroids.

>>175167386
So even bulls can join in the holy task of exterminating the Jew.

>>175167386
its a gas chamber and incinerator combo machine, such German efficiency!

>>175167430
nigga what?

>>175167464
but that's cute, though

>>175166176
I know the feel, anon. I normally play with my friends who are all diamond but playing solo I'm stuck in silver. Everyone's bad. Life sucks.
>inb4 you were carried

>>175167046
it's wow rarity. green cyan purple yellow red

>>175167464
Well I'll excuse that for the Tracer. Tomboyish short-haired girls wearing girly clothes makes my penis transform to its final form.

>>175167486
And it'll be called buff this!

>>175167523
the vs AI matchmaking

>>175167486
how is x-strike the opposite of dragonblade?

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>>175167473

>>175167702
that's actually a really good name

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Mercy when?

>>175167743
Dragonblade is good, X-Strike is not.

>>175167830
Never.

kys

>>175167830
Mercy and widowmaker will never be in

>>175167743
>barring genji
>barring
>genji
>genji, barring him
what did they mean by this?

When I play as Tyrande, I remap my controlls to the THICC keys.

>>175166410
Except for the fact that this couldnt be farther from an actual represensation. Since Butcher shows up in D3, and those sonsabitches are fuckin huge compared to the player character. Same for Ragnaros from WoW, And Zul'jin being a troll (Males stand at 8 foot, females at 6-7foot).

It's just too all over the place to be an accurate represensation. It's like how LoL does it, Malphite, Cho'Gath, and Galio are all considered fuckhuge monster sized champs, but their toned down model wise to be about the same height as everyone else ingame.

>>175167743
(barring genji)
and it sort of is because one is a consistent dps that puts you in danger somewhat where as the other one is an instant thing that makes you invulnerable

>>175167830
Probably as a legendary Lt. Morales skin like widowmaker

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Does Mewn ever do anything but lose and then blame everyone else but himself?

>>175167919
There's nothing that prevents 2 heal beam heroes meighty. They can still have otherwise unique kits

>>175168035
>voluntarily watching people play a game that you can instead play yourself

>>175167892
>Some old dude in armor is basically the same size as a siege tank.

I mean, I know that WoW humans are actually degenerate dimension hopping metal vikings, but still...

>>175168035
what do you expect from an autistic kike

>>175166328
>nothing in terms of gameplay has really chang
2 (two) new heroes AND a new battlefield
fuck you

>>175168085
>voluntarily talking with people about a game you can instead just play

>>175168090
I'm pretty sure Terrans are manlets. Pocket gnomes. Sgt Hammer is chubby which is characteristic for midgets.

Would you ever propose to Johanna and make her the happiest crusader in the world?

>>175168201
False equivalency you mong

>>175168195
i'm pretty sure he was referring to core gameplay mechanics, not just additional content

>>175168227
Stop asking this. Stop reminding me of things that will never be.

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>Have to start banning Genji because he's so fucking garbage and people on my team keep picking him

>>175167892
It's the scale in the character selection obviously. I know they aren't to "lore" scale but everyone knows that. The only thing I'm not sure is if the game rescales the models to something else from what is seen on my image.

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Genuine curiosity here.

Why do you play ranked? I mean, besides the incentive for the rewards at the end of the "season" what other possible reason could you find acceptable to subject yourself to dealing with other people when decent rewards are on the line?

I ask this because ever since LoL started its ranked bullshit way back when, Ive never been able to wrap my head around people willingly subjecting themselves to the anuerysm inducing time sinks that Ranked matches are.

>>175168243
No it isn't. It's part of the "culture" around something. You've chosen to not play the game but instead to engage with it in another way by talking to us. That's the same as watching it. Just like billions of people around the world choose to talk about and watch sport instead of play it.

>>175167701
so...it just grows like 2 inches?

>>175168323
>It's the scale in the character selection
literally what?

turn off your autism, breh

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What is this?

>>175168341
No it's not

>>175168370
Shower not a grower, yeah.

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>>175168227
Truly the best girl.

>>175168370
Yeah, now it's 10 miles and 2 inches.

>>175168286
We must be cognizant of what we lack, so we can better appreciate that which we have.

>>175168337
1) To know your actual relative "skill" through ranks
2) To actually have hopes of a decent comp; QM is a nightmare for this.
3) No mirror matches
4) Generally, your teammates want to win and will try hard (but ofc you still get shitters)

>>175168415
Poke it to activate it.

>>175168415

Shows that player is like level 600

>>175168415
you click the gem to turn it on

>>175168372
I'm only stating the obvious but it seems like that is confusing you as well.

>Tfw you get a shit recolor of a skin you wanted
>Buying the color you wanted now feels like a waste
>Can never be truly happy with the color you got

>>175168323
>character select screen scale

literally what?

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>>175167449
you can't just appreciate her thiccness

They should make it so there's no quest talents, just upgrades, but then every character can pick between a few quests at the start of the game to work on

Because quests are fun but if there's a better talent, well then no quest for you

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>>175160353

What did you guys do with your Shards? Craft a VP? Chests?

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>tfw some autistic flippy ninja weeb flips away and thinks has safe then you dunk him

>>175165351
Vikings, Zeratul, and Abathur are all still 10k.

Sombra
Junkrat
Bastion
Ana
Reinhardt
Zenyatta
Symmetra
Vol'jin
Kel'thuzad
Herod
Millhouse
Mengsk
Neferian
Timmy the Cruel

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why is Artanis in every single match?

fucking annoying

>>175168931
I never asked for this

>>175168959
he's good and he's got two swords which attracts autists

>>175168931
I asked for this

>>175168931
thank you based anon

>>175164057

Thanks my man

>>175168959
free week nigga

>>175168227
not until she fixes her shitty hair

>>175168781

Good thing too.

Don't want new players handling any of those.

>>175168959
MLG PRISM SWAPS BOYO

He's a great generic pick. More survivability than an Assassin, more damage than a Warrior.

>>175168662
Blizz might have rescaled them in the char selection screen for "presentation" purposes. I'm not sure if the chars use the same scale during actual gameplay. That is all.

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>>175168337
Because I want everyone on my team to be performing at their best, and I get triggered easily by simple mistakes newbies make.

I want a team that I CAN'T bash on, that plays well and only makes mistakes anyone else could make, even a pro player. I want a team where I can feel.. proud of them, I suppose?
>>175168717
YOUR DEMON WAIFU A SHIT

is Treant talent good or bad?

I love summoning but it's just one tree. kinda lame

I'm just here for them OW skins

What's the best way to get new heroes starting out f2p? Grind all 20 heroes I have to level 5 and then buy whatever hero I want with gold?

>>175167830
right after they "rework" morales and make her useless and remove her heal beam

>>175169363

Bad because it competes with better talents.

>>175169461
yes

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I want to do the quests for the overwatch skins, does anyone want to party up?
Add me
playing on NA

>>175169363
It's ~55% winrate to the ~48% winrate of the other two talents on the tier.

People at high MMR will take range since it's your job to land roots and they don't really care about a bit more damage from the support. At low MMR its pretty strong.

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>>175167218

>>175169461
Yes.

>then buy whatever hero I want with gold?
As long as you actually like the hero.

Never buy a hero until you try them out in the Shop or when they're on f2p rotation.

You can level up f2p heroes you don't own for gold and shit.

WARCRAFT PEASANT WHEN

>>175169551
post your account name you retarded faggot

Lightlord Ragnaros when?

>>175169446
See>>175169551
How do I add you I'm literally just now starting

>>175169551
is there a bagina or benis under that cloth?

pretty new

buy one of these bitchass bundles y/n?

>>175169690
He's the only golden legendary I have on HS too bad that game sucks

>>175169717
what the fuck do you think? have you seen the prices of just one hero?

>>175167830
I'd prefer Ana.

>have to land a skillshot on allies to heal them
>long range with decent damage, vaguely similar to Tyrande
>grenade with 50% healing reduction

>>175169662
It's in the picture you retarded faggot

>>175169698
benis

>>175169784
Nice.

>play 3 games
>report 12 playerrs for abusive chat
I see nothing has changed. Tell people they are shit at the game and they start raging out like a 12 year old who was denied candy by their mother

>>175169717

Of course, you cannot beat the value.

It's like 99.9999% off and free because they give you the gems.

>>175169829
>be an asshole to someone
>they act like an asshole back
wow dude amazing discovery

>>175168959
>his red skin lookw awesome but it doesn't have zeratul's blade
>his zeratul skin looks great, but the red variant is much prettier overall
>don't know which one to get
life is hell, not even jew in concentration camps know this suffering

>>175169784
>implying that's you

>>175169829

>tell people they are shit at the game

you are the problem

>>175169814
Thanks

>>175169931
I can dress up tonight and timestamp a pic for you if you want

>haven't played anythging but anubarak all day
>haven't lost a single game
>several comebacks
>having fun
Will it ever end?

NEED HEALING

>Character that's a Starcraft pro added to the game with Starcraft characters

They better give her some kind of interaction with the Starcraft characters

>>175170009
>DUDE, I'M TELLING YOU I'VE PLAYING GENJI IN OVERWATCH FOR LIKE A YEAR NOW
>JUST WATCH ME, I'LL REKT THEM

can someone tell me what the fuck is going on?
i had a 60% winrate before 2.0 and im masters
ever since the update hit im always losing and getting retarded matchups

>>175169990
No. Anub'arak will always take care of you.

>>175169987
Please do

>>175169771
Ana Amari
Ranged Support

Abilities-
Snipe: DoT if it hits an enemy hero, HoT if it hits an ally. Passes through minions, structures, and monsters.
Biotic Grenade: AoE heal for allies. Deals damage to enemies and decreases healing efficiency for a short duration.
Sleep Dart: Stuns enemy hero for a short duration, or until they are attacked.

Nano Boost: Apply a buff on ally hero granting increased movement speed and armor. Available at level 1. Gain charge by healing ally heroes, and a small amount from enemy takedowns.

Talent Ideas

Snipe:

CD Reduction if Snipe hits an ally Hero
or
Quest- After hitting 20 enemies with Snipe, reduce its CD and increase its DoT

Sleep Dart:

Quest- For every 1 second an enemy is stunned from Sleep Dart, reduce Sleep Dart's CD by 0.2. Maximimum reduction of 3 seconds. Upon reaching 3 second CD reduction, Sleep Dart gains a passive effect that causes friendly minions and structures to ignore sleeping targets.

Nano Boost (Heroic):

Sustaining Boost- Boosted heroes have 100% healing regen

Experimental Nanomachines- Boosted heroes deal 30% more basic attack damage and 20% ability damage, but they also lose 20 armor for the duration of the buff

Nano Cloud- Increases the amount of heroic charge generated via healing. Boosted Heroes are shrouded in a cloud of nanomachines that deal constant damage to all enemies in the radius

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>>175170078
There's been an influx of very skilled players recently.

>>175170176
You're gonna have to add me or give me your bnet/steam/discord or something. I like to be cheeky but I'm not gonna start blogposting on a mongolian basketweaving forum

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>>175169327
say that to my waifu's face again, leoric

>>175169606
Oh I didn't know you still got the reward for f2p heroes, that's pretty nice.

I'll probably try and save for either Ragnaros or D.va if she's any fun

>Test Model Purifier Artanis
>Terran Probius 01
>Neon Dragon Genji
What else would fit in the Eva Reference lmao team?

>>175170078
people who haven't played for a long time are returning

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>>175170078

>>175170335
Make Auriel into that angel with the whippy arms?

>>175170335
that one shade of spectre bike

>>175170078
>>175170289
This.
Most of master (and I'm finding even grandmaster nowadays) is shit. Good players coming back makes games a lot harder.

>>175168931
So Nova is the dominating one in this relationship yes?

>>175170679
Well what you can't see in that pic is Kerrigan's feminine penis pressing against Nova.

>>175170761
But I can see that Nova has her hands on Kerrigans ass, with that firm grasp they are showing how strong a hold Nova has on her.

Also Nova has both feet on the ground while Kerrigan stands like she has high heels, again symbolising the position of power.

So my daily quest never seems to increment. What am I doing wrong here? it just says "Play 3 vs AI games". I've done a bunch, I even tried a training match to see if that was what it needed.

>>175170335
Asuka D.va

>>175170987
Are you doing you and AI vs AI or you and other humans vs AI?

Why can I only play this game drunk or stoned?

>>175171092
DUDE

>>175171075

I have done several Humans vs AI and one training AI vs AI.

Do I need to do the regular AI vs AI?

>>175171121
WEED

>>175171092
Because you have anxiety issues.

>>175171278
LMAO

>>175171278
HUE HUE HUE

>>175171121
>>175171278
>>175171346
samefagging way too hard

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So other then Tychus and maybe Leoric who else can counter a dual warrior set up?

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>Syvanas is going to get caught
>I hook her to safety
>She ults me and then walks in circle spam pinging me
>She dies anyway
>Tab
>Silenced

Why was I surprised

>>175171092

Because you are a loser stoner.

>play abathur
>hat someone and be forced to see their retardism
>judge them with contempt

is this what god feels like?

poor essence

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>>175171386
all me btw

>>175169886
>>175169976
How is it my fault they can't handle the truth?

>>175171443
Dehaka

>>175171525

> Manually marking (you)

COOL JOKE BRO

>>175171632
go fuck yourself, what goes around comes around and you shouldn't be surprised people don't like your ugly ugly personality

>>175171443
Lots of heroes, as long as you take their respective anti-tank build.

Heroes that have armor reducing effects, like Tyrande or Pinning Shot Nova.

Heroes with "shotgun" style spells, such as Nazeebo's spiders or Genji's shurikens.

>>175170289
>very skilled
kek

>tfw cant even beat veteran AI
>AI genji in my team has 505 hero damage 8 minutes into the match
is this what playing with humans is like too

>its ok guys im valeera i can win this
>9k hero damage
wew lad

>>175171747
>just had a genji that died a minute in by swift striking into 2 towers and 3 heroes

yes.

is there anywhere I can read up on like, hero match ups and team comps so I know who to pick fights with/how I should pick my character

>>175171658 (Me)
literally you

>>175171920
http://hotscounters.com is the only one I know of.
I don't use it myself; there's really no substitute for experience.

why are valeera players so fucking toxic

haven't seen this much assmad since my dota days dealing with Ukrainian riki mains

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>tfw playing quickmatch

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>>175170139
Send help

>its 2 life left on each team in towers of doom
>we own basically every fort
>begin pushing the last fort, break it because objectives spawn
>lose enemy team take one because we are disorganized from the push, think its game over
>1 dmg, some fucker took the last fort
>kill their team and give giant fuck you
This game was amazing, both teams kept having comebacks

>>175171650
He lacks the damage output to do such a thing

>>175169363
I always take it unless I have a mage on my team that needs more mana, the +range talent in that tier is just a crutch and can be worked around with better positioning and timing

Any new friendos in this thread? How do you like the game?

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>Got about a 65-70% winrate
>2.0
>Bunch of friends want to play now
>10% winrate

Can someone teach me how to have fun while losing?

>>175172341
I like triggering people by playing overwatch characters, I can practically hear them squeel when I pick that Genji

>>175172341
I like playing as Genji and Tracer but I don't like the other characters. I know some are from Diablo 3 but what's with all the LotR and Star Wars characters, lol?