/utg/ - Undertale general

Dating sim when?

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>Toriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-Qrub8W0AAXP5P.jpg:orig
>Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-QYheSXoAAYVoq.jpg:orig
>Frisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-Qt46fV0AAEdsW.jpg:orig
>Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-MT-FYUQAEDKqA.jpg:orig
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>Papyrus
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-QRfydWAAAdmgR.jpg:orig
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-LnQEPUIAAd3ih.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-UOPp3W0AAQAHB.jpg:orig
>Alphys
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-RUk_TUMAAcAQC.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-RUk_LVoAAzkME.jpg:orig
>Undyne
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-RUk_YUQAA-IOE.jpg:orig
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>Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-Q7OdCU0AEuryE.png:orig
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>Monster Kid
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>Skeletons
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>Fishlizard
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-LkhhmUMAEtzGM.jpg:orig
>Gaster x Mettaton
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>Mettaton and Napstablook
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-RBuuwUAAAYaVz.jpg:orig
>Undyne & Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-RUk_bUQAEfe1P.jpg:orig
>Underfell Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C76cZ25V4AMrBDw.jpg:orig

>>175058805
Thanks for the cute skeletons!

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>>175058805
>flowey
lewd

Niggers.

sleepe sleepe utg

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have you given your goat a blow job today?

>>175061067
the thumbnail for this image is pretty freaky

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>>175061119
Is this one better?

>>175061495
both look like he's got no fucking eyes

>>175061681
This is Blind!Asgore
He's like that one chick from KOTOR 2 that sees through the force

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morning

>monsters can steal human souls
>they can become aberrations like flowey
>killing them all is somehow evil
deepest lore
it's like the entire game was put together by some kind of monster sympathizer

>175062371
>>they can become aberrations like flowey
I see someone didn't finish the game

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Morning utg! Hope you guys have a good Wednesday!
>>175058805
Thanks Twitter anon!

>>175062371
It was written by a dog, what did you expect?

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>>175062371

My biggest question is how the monsters would convince humans that, as the monster population increases on the surface and monsters continue to coexist with human society, that as time moves forward that there wouldn't be a single instance of a monster killing a human to take their soul and becoming godlike after only taking a few more, as Flowey did.

How do you prevent something like this? This is why the humans went to war with the monsters in the first place.

>>175063038
>>175062930
>>175062371
Its a video game and not real. If you can accept that magic and time travel is real in this universe you can accept that monsters and humans can co-exist

>>175063038
Chill out

>>175062930
Realistically? No. But at the same time, realistically, Frisk and Chara would have been dead on impact. At some points you have to suspend your disbelief, otherwise a lot of the story just collapses under itself.

Morning /utg/. Got done with the one where Sans makes contact with Gaster. Now on to the one where Undyne and /pol/ack Alphys meet some definitely-not-feminists. Any input for comedic details to add before it gets written up?

>>175062930
monsters and humans were able to live together before paranoia drove the humans to wage war against them, they could do it again

also, asriel describes sharing control of his body with chara after absorbing their soul, and the souls he takes in as flowey ultimately rebel against him, it seems like controlling a human soul is very difficult and risky

>>175063157
No, those are different. Magic and time travel are not consistent with the real world, but they are consistent within the game. Suspending your disbelief for them isn't that hard.
But the game shows that some monsters are willing to take a human's soul for really dumb selfish reasons, like the Mad Dummy. That makes it a problem of internal consistency, which is much harder to accept.

I swear Undertalefags are the most whiny group out there. I've never seen idiots try and declare a canon happy ending as non canon because its not edgy enough for them

>>175064890
It's just Charafags and Genocidefags looking for (you)s. Ignore them

r & i

>>175064890
We're just bored and bitter, anon.
It's getting close to the 2-year anniversary and Toby still hasn't done jack shit about any of the kickstarter goals, or even some of the backer rewards like "Papyrus's Cool Song" for that matter.

>>175065143
Get some sleep

Reminder that Sans is a tortured abuser who is very abusive and violent towards friends and loved ones but apologizes for it and threatens to kill himself if you try to change him so it's okay
Reminder that Mettaton is a bullied woobie who needs your help to fight the forces keeping him down and also cares about and loves and listens to loved ones all the time
Reminder that the Undyne we see in Undertale is just faking it she's really justy a vulnerable weak-willed girl who needs a powerful man to love
Reminder that Flowey has a huge flower cock and he just loves to rape people with it

>>175065390
What about Asgore and Alphys

>>175064890
Of course it's canon (and I think Toby tweeted you're supposed to take it at face value), but it's a bit of a hole in the writing. Finding a way to resolve it would make it more believable.

>>175064890
I want my happy ending to make sense

>>175065568
Monsters on the whole are chill
Humans Co exist to some degree with the host so it's unlikely that you could end the world unless you found a monster and seven humans who wanted it bad enough but that's not even weird in lots of setting with magic and demons and shit
Humans are more peaceful and wacky for the most part like in earthbound
Frisk is there to look after humans with the power of resets and when Frisk dies Flowey will absorb his soul and the two can be immortal time buddies that look after the peace of both humans and monsters

Pick and combine any of the above. I like the Frisk and Flowey time cop one myself

>>175065450
Fake characters made up by secondaries

>>175065568
>>175065634
If you really get technical, there's really no other solution than either letting go and assuming peaceful cohabitation, killing all of them, some kind of seclusion/ghetto, or some kind of magic/tech solution to block the soul absorption

Your choice on which is happiest to you.

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>>175065895
Well that's boring

>>175065895
barely related, but this reminds me of a theory I've seen floating around, where Undertale, the game we played, is already a bastardized version. Toby Fox is such a genius that he anticipated what the fandom would do with his game and purposely 'corrupted' his original vision to its extremes.

This 'Undertale Prime' is the original Undertale, of which even the game we played is merely an already fandom-twisted version.

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>>175066260
I think I remember that theory. It was something about how the game is too positive and not dark enough, right?

I blame genocide for being too edgy and attracting all the edgelords.

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>>175066260

>>175066379
Basically, the game is too positive, it doesn't take itself seriously enough and the 'villains' are sympathetic instead of one-note. All of these are attributed to things the fandom would have done anyway and Toby was just ahead of the curve.

It's basically an Undertale theory made by Jaden Smith

>>175005184

Yeah it's the lipstick. That Undyne looks a lot better than the others. The lipstick makes her look like a cheap whore.

>>175066570
Yeah that's dumb and doesn't even make sense. Like what's the point of this theory? Maybe i'm just a weirdo that needs a reason to care about something but its on the same tier as people who try and claim that beta stuff is somehow more canon than stuff that made it into the actual game.

>>175066260
It's a mostly working model, so I'll give it credits for that, but it's not true. Undertale started out as a JRPG battle system with a Shin Megami Tensei-like mechanic to allow you to resolve fights peacefully, to satisfy the urge to talk to monsters and learn about their backstories. The original idea behind the game (from even before the decision to make killing completely unnecessary) was to make NPCs and enemies into actual characters.

The result is a JRPG with complex enemies you can befriend, but it was not based on a separate concept for a more traditional game. It was designed like this from the start.

>>175067301
>>175067156
Funny enough, the theory doesn't really go into the mechanics, it dealt with it purely on a narrative level. Like, Prime Papyrus is just Skeletor, but since fandom would soften him up anyway, Toby went ahead and did it in advance. It basically argued that in this dark and serious Undertale Prime, all the bosses are to be killed without mercy or remorse, pacifism is morally repugnant, Frisk should have killed everyone attacking them, because only that makes sense. The mechanics aren't explored at all, just the story and characters.

>>175067870
Well we already know what prime Papyrus would've been like until Toby realized it would be obnoxious and wouldn't jive well with the whole attack or mercy setup his battle system had going on so it's not right

But I do think it's still kind of interesting

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wtf is Dien Bien Phu?
semikon and other jap undertale artists keep posting about it

>>175068159
http://raggedjackscarlet.tumblr.com/post/135533951313/a-remake-without-an-original

Have fun

>>175068378
A theory that talks about how fans bastardize characters doesn't mention Sans and Toriel.
Did Soriel write this?

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Genuine origin coming through

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>>175068378
I like how his prime Asgore is just normal Asgore but a bit less goofy. Asgore confirmed best goat

also its weird they didn't mention Flowey or Asriel at all
>>175068876
I don't understand what this is. Is it just a shit post or...?

>>175068862
Soriel's been active since Dec 2015?

He used the word Sympathetic for Asgore instead of deserves to be hated by everyone and should be killed somehow post TP so it can't be Soriel.

I don't even care anymore

>>175069716
Liar, you cared enough to post here that you didn't care, caring enough to let us know you didn't care.

>>175069861
bro stop blowing my cover

>>175070062
bruh stop being an attention-seeking homofag

>>175070062
I can blow you instead :^)

>>175070125
Jesus, sorry I offended you so much.

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>>175068876
Canon

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>>175064123
That's what I was thinking would be most likely. If human souls in the Undertale universe keep their consciousnesses, then they could rebel if they were suddenly killed and absorbed.

But what if humans who become friends or family with monsters suddenly die and their monster friends or siblings decide to absorb their souls to keep them from disappearing? In that case there might be humans that allow this to happen so they don't die. Then you have a bunch of Dreamer Reborns running around.

Or what if a monster becomes deranged and sadistic like Flowey and decides to make some kind of cult centered around creating an ultimate being? Crazy suicidal religious nuts could line up to offer their souls to their monster demigod and they wouldn't rebel. Then what happens?

I understand a lot of this is fridge logic but I don't care, it's worth making theories about.

>>175071240
>Or what if a monster becomes deranged and sadistic like Flowey and decides to make some kind of cult centered around creating an ultimate being? Crazy suicidal religious nuts could line up to offer their souls to their monster demigod and they wouldn't rebel. Then what happens?
A hero will stop it. I mean this kind of stuff happens all the time in fantasy settings and in comics but most people have just accepted that its part of the setting.

>>175071240
The reverse is also true. A monster slights a deranged human, human sneaks in and fucking kills the entire family with no difficulty. The vaccuum cleaner industry experiences a booming resurgence.

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>>175070754
Phil Collins' solo career>Genesis

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>>175071729
Truth.

>>175071502
The problem is that this stuff would be so easy. It's one thing if you can summon a demonic being using magical gemstones and tomes of forbidden knowledge and the blood from twenty virgins, because that puts a natural limit on how frequently somebody is going to do that, but the soul thing can canonically be successfully done by two kids fucking around without their parents noticing.

>>175071934
>but the soul thing can canonically be successfully done by two kids fucking around without their parents noticing.
We must have very different meanings of the word successful. Besides you also have TP Frisk who is canonically stronger than a seven soul monster so they would be there to stop any of that bullshit.

>>175072057
>We must have very different meanings of the word successful.
They successfully became an extra strong combined being that could probably have killed humans had it wanted to. The actual soul absorption was successful, the plan failed later.
>Besides you also have TP Frisk who is canonically stronger than a seven soul monster so they would be there to stop any of that bullshit.
He won by convincing Asriel (who had only just regained his positive emotions but still had an omnicidal habit) to stop, not by his strength. His strength alone could have gotten him a stalemate at best.

In both cases the reason it failed is that Asriel is fundamentally a nice and kind person, which is not something that applies to every villain.

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>>175072057
>>175072474

If you believe the UI, Asriel had "infinite" attack and defense. But it must be lying because in the game's files, Asriel's attack is actually below 10. Makes me think that maybe his "godlike" power wasn't actually godlike, just high enough to eclipse anything Frisk could have done in that moment. Perhaps an adult human would have stood more of a chance?

>>175072474
I think your underestimating Frisk. They're pretty much jesus at this point and can most likely convince anyone to do anything.

What are you looking for here? Yeah if you make up some situation you can come up with one where everyone is fucked but what's the point? You can do that for a lot of things including real life. Just accept that its a game and that TP is all about hoping that things work out for the best and hell judging by the TP ending and the Q&A it does so don't worry about it.

Even if it somehow it doesn't then it was worth it to try wasn't it? Better to have optimism for the future then to let your pessimism lead you to doing something horrible like genocide. I mean really if you want to go there then the best solution for the planet earth is for the humans to all be killed and for the monsters to take over.
>>175072762
god like in Undertale is a little g not a capital G. They aren't omnipotent just really strong

>>175072812
>I think your underestimating Frisk. They're pretty much jesus at this point and can most likely convince anyone to do anything.

You know, I don't mind thinking of them as walking-talking determination, but that's a little bit of a stretch. I really doubt they, or an adult human could have stood any serious chance against a godlike monsters, it's only by luck that they're facing such a very specific one.

Calm down, jesus. I get it, you're looking at the better outcome, others look for a realistic one, even if that realism is tenouous in this universe at best. For the record, I fucking hate the 'all humans are bastards' fantasy trope and it's one of the reasons I like to assume a better outcome, but there's nothing wrong with just tossing ideas about, even if not ideal.

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>>175072986

>>175073193
I am calm though? Relax dude i'm not saying your wrong or anything i'm just saying that the ending is already shown as being happy so that 'more realistic stuff' just didn't end up factoring into it and its a bit silly to get hung up on it. If it really bothers you that much then just do genocide or one of the neutral endings and pretend that's canon,

>>175072762
Making his attack literally infinity in the game's code might have been possible, if it's stored as a float, but it's not something you'd ever want to actually do. His attack in the game's code doesn't indicate anything.

>>175072812
I'm looking for a working solution to the problem. I have vague plans to write something that would be improved by a believable solution. I think the TP ending canonically works out whether it actually could work or not, but this problem makes it less believable. The better the solution, the more satisfying the ending is. Some of the solutions people posted here are better than what I could come up with on my own.

Plus it's fun to speculate.

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>>175073498
>looking for a working solution
Mine is time cop Frisk and then when Frisk dies Flowey absorbs their soul and they dedicate their new combo lives to protecting everyone's smiles. Over a couple of decades other humans are cool and want to help out so Flowey ends up getting seven souls all dedicated to helping everyone out and then you have a superman style situation
>Plus it's fun to speculate.
I never said you shouldn't

>>175073383
I'm not the person you were arguing with, you just started veering straight off into straight-out sperging. Going for a less than idea exploration is fine, there are lingering questions that would need to be canon.

>If it really bothers you that much then just do genocide or one of the neutral endings and pretend that's canon,
That's a really damn limited scope, if it's either full-on-rainbows TP or neutral/genocide.

>>175073498
>I think the TP ending canonically works out whether it actually could work or not, but this problem makes it less believable. The better the solution, the more satisfying the ending is. Some of the solutions people posted here are better than what I could come up with on my own.

I kinda think it was on purpose. If you chain it with what Asriel says, he does note that not everything can be resolved by just being nice, and the glimpses of TP shenanigans are hopeful, but those words are meant to always linger in the back of your mind. The only thing I dislike is the usual 'every human is racist except for [protagonist and a couple more]'. It really is kind of cliche and overused at this point. Other than that, I'm cool with different ideas.

Would you still love your fave if they were 8 and they weren't eating their whole meal and instead storing large portions of it to be eaten later even though they had been told many times that they don't have to worry about not being fed anymore

>>175074027
>you just started veering straight off into straight-out sperging.
I wasn't really sperging. I'm sorry if you read it that way but I wasn't saying you were wrong or that you shouldn't be coming up with fun stuff to explain whatever you want I was just saying that the game already gives answers and its kind of silly to doubt that as if it was lying or trying to trick you.
Here i'll stop responding after this post though if it makes you feel better. Maybe i'm not understanding enough of what you're doing and i'm talking about the wrong stuff. Sorry if so

>>175074320
Dude, I was not the person you were arguing with. Nobody said the game is lying or tricking just, the anon was just throwing out ideas and you started getting a little more combative than necessary. You don't have to back out or anything, I'm just saying you may have taken it a bit more to heart than you needed to.

It's cool senpai.

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>>175074720

>>175074720
nice

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What if Sans used to be a Jerk City character and that's where he tried to go back to

>>175074554
>just saying you may have taken it a bit more to heart than you needed to.
People keep saying that but i'm not really sure where they're coming from. I mean I calmly presented my opinions on it and I even gave some possible solutions here>>175065871 to explain how the whole living in peace thing could work out. I'm interested in hearing other peoples opinion and I want to talk about them and give my point of view. So far though no one has really presented anything so there's not much to talk about aside from what actually happened in the game which is a shame. A lot of my personal headcanon for it is coming from one of those Post TP comics. I forget the name of it but it had Asgore running for mayor or something and a big part of it was that Frisk kept having to reset to stop shit from going down.

By the game lying to you I meant all the criticism that TP wouldn't work when its shown that it does. I wasn't necessarily talking about this conversation specifically but just the whole thing in general. I was unclear about that so my bad.

Being a human living among monsters before the war!
Sharing a home with a group of Boss Monsters!
Tilling the field during the day!
Growing and selling the crops!
Developing a close friendship with a thin boss monster with a huge mane of hair!
Working together through the hot summer to build an extension of the house!
Drinking in the unfinished bedroom together!
Telling stories of your lives before coming here!
Discussing leaving behind the destitute homes overtaxed and underpaid by hedonistic royals!
Sitting closer to him!
The smell of the field and his sweat and his fur filling your nostrils!
He gives you the warmest smile you've ever seen and puts an arm around your shoulders!
He leans in and gives you a light kiss!

>>175075631
and this is the story of why I started human-monster war.

>>175075263
not them but the 'what are you looking for' thing came off as you trying to shut down any speculation

>>175075979
Ariel was displeased

>>175075979
Anon finding out he was cuckolded by another anon and the boss monster he had eyes for!
Anon spreading tales of monsters stealing human souls!
Anon gathering a group of violent radicals!
Anon committing mass murder against the monsters!
Anon dragging screaming monsters out of their home and lining them up in front of their homes!
Anon emerging from the house as flames vomit forth from the open windows to lap at the straw roofs!
Anon carrying in each arm a dangling monster infant!
Anon swinging them by the leg into a pile of rocks, their heads bursting like ripe fruit as they dust across the stones!
The parents' wails barely drowned out by the roaring fire that was moments ago their home!
Anon having his compatriots cull the monsters with the club and the spear and the boot and the fist!
Anon chasing them from his homeland like animals!
Anon never finds love as the remnants of that lost tribe of monsters is entombed in a mountain!

>>175076196
Oh no my intent with that was asking specially what were they looking for. Like stuff from the game to support TP working, headcanons about why it would work, reasons it wouldn't, how it physically worked out out, like the first 10 years post TP, a month later, dozens of generations later, AUs based on the idea that it didn't work etc. etc

>>175075631
Have a romantic night of passion!
Waking up with him the next morning!
Get up to go take a bath by the river!
On the way there, find a spider!
It wants money!
Talking spider!
Ew!
Squishing the spider!
It turns to dust!
Weird!
Taking a bath!

>>175076217
Who?
>>175076293
Boss monsters are gross.

>>175075631
CONFIRMED NEW CANON LORE
THE WAR STARTED BECAUSE THE CHURCH DECLARED MONSTERS ALL HOMOFAGS IN NEEDING TO BE ERADICATED

furry twinks > furry baras

>>175076554
Normal looking dudes > bara dudes >chubby dudes > twinks

Toriel nipple play when

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>>175076554
>not loving the middleground

Unrelated but why does everyone assume Fuku and Skateboard Girl are an item when Fuku x Tsunderplane is the more obvious ship

Tsunderplanefags are weirdos. Is it even ironic anymore? I can't tell

>>175076891
Because planes on fire usually aren't a good sign, but steamed/cooked/seared tentacle could be a delicacy

This thread turned gay

>>175076972
But ink doesn't add to a fire like oil or missiles do

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Asgore, Burgerpants, RG 01 & 02, Aaron, Gyftrot, demon guy, BTCYOADSG, Ice Wolf, Doggo, that one dragon that can't get home, and Slime janitor are all my husbandos and there's nothing you can do about it

>>175077151
>4chan
>also utg
What did you expect?
Atleast this is better than momfags

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>>175077343
Also Gerson and Jester and MAYBE adult Mkid if he ends up looking like pic related

>>175077343
>>175077479
>most of these
Good taste.
>having all of them at once
Worst taste imaginable.

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>>175077550
I'm going to sleep in a pile of cute loving monsters and there is nothing you can do about it!

>>175077724
Okay, go ahead Mr. Trash Taste.

>>175077827
Which ones weren't good taste?

>>175078160
That doesn't matter, the ones that weren't good in my opinion are just mediocre or ignorable.

>>175078273
but now im curious and I want validation

>>175078328
Validate this dick anon, my opinion doesn't mean shit.

>>175077376
sorielfag confirmed for homosexual

>>175078491
but I like and respect most of the people here! Your opinions mean a lot to me!

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>>175077724
>laughing
looks like he's doing something else

>>175078491
If I didn't care about what the other people here said, why would I be here?

>>175078593
Did you ever doubt that a skelefucker is a faggot?
It's a law of the universe.

>>175078672
Well like I said they were mostly just ignorable like the minor encounters (Aaron excluded he's pretty fleshed out) but MKid is and always will be bad taste no exceptions.
>>175078856
To shitpost memes.

>>175078905
Reptiles are my big weakness. I'm a slut for them

>>175078905
Yeah, but there are plenty of other boards I could do that on. This is a usually nice place to talk about monsters, life, and monster life.

Monster kid would make a better little bro than Asriel

>>175078962
His personality is so grating to me but whatever floats your goat.
>>175079073
Eh, it has really lost its charm recently.

>>175079079
He'd make a better breakfast

>>175079137
Shut up Sans

>>175081114
Being neutral evil is tough.

>>175081114
How can anyone who lobotomizes their fave be in the good category

>>175081597
>>175081356
fix it if you disagree

Mods delete the weirdest stuff

>>175082336
nope

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>>175082336
weird is subjective

>>175082579
>Reporting something as innocent as that
Cuck

>>175082779
What?

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daily reminder that toriel is canonically an abusive alcoholic

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>>175083372
shut up mspg

Would the ratings grow if Mettaton oiled himself on stage?

>>175083372
>Toriel has canonically attacked every single friend or family member that she has
Who will put in end to her evil?

>>175084350
Stick, toy knife.

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>>175084350
muh dik will put a stop to it

>>175084741
She'll burn it off

Are there any fanfictions or comics at all in which Frisk just returns to their real family? The game leaves that as a possibility, that they just went hiking on the wrong mountain and fell in a hole, without some edgy backstory where they tried to commit suicide or ran away from their parents or were abandoned. You don't have to stay with Toriel, you can tell her that you have some other place to go, and she's surprised if you say you don't.

I get that it's less interesting, but is it ever done at all?

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How is Underswap Mettaton like?

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>>175084975
There's a comic where Frisk's real mom is single and hooks up with Asgore. That kind of counts I guess

>>175085314
Do you have a link?

>>175085717
Not off the top of my head. It had a lot of stuff that would trigger /utg/ though

>>175079073
I don't know what utg you're visiting but I would love to go there.

>>175085717
>>175085910
Oh wait here it is
https://roskiiuniverse.tumblr.com/

Heads up that they go deep into OC stuff and umm some of their opinions and headcanons are...controversial

>>175086039
It helps that I usually duck out when things start going downhill, and that I very rarely get soriel-esque replies to my questions/comments. Maybe I'm just sheltered and naive.

>>175086817
>It helps that I usually duck out when things start going downhill
I should do this more

>>175086817
I don't bother with the threads then either, but unfortunately it seems like the calmer, kinder hours coincide with my work day.

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remember: w

>>175087963
https://youtu.be/-BAJXt2ysUc

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>gets so tired that he falls asleep
This is why I do genocide.

>>175088843
Sleep Tight Skel

>>175058805
Too many skeletons

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>>175085041
Shy but quite sweet and enjoys singing.

>>175086145

> looks her up
> see that post about marvel and hydra she signal boosts
> she belongs to a bunch of tumblrfags who unironically believe that Marvel's board is staffed by literal nazis.
> nazis are putting out nigger captain america , shitskin miss marvel and female thor

>/co/ has arrived

Fuck. RIP thread.

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Any more requests?

>>175090671

literally never visited either of the two, yet know this anyway and it adds to what kinda person this fellow is. Lurk more.

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>>175090625
I don't know anything about that
>>175090695
Asgore dressed as man-at-arms http://darkestdungeon.gamepedia.com/Man-at-Arms
>>175090625
Captain America is in the middle of a plot line where hes a member of Hydra / a nazi and all those characters you listed are a part of it. Is that what you're talking about? I haven't really been following it since Marvel kind of sucks and all my normal books are meh now but maybe its not what you think

>>175090880>>175090625
current marvel even. Spider-man will always be my favorite superhero.
Also I don't know why that first part is there. I thought I erased it
>>175090671
sorry

>>175090695
Anime Undertales

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ate candy got sleepy want goat to sleep on

>>175090695
Undyne at the beach

>>175090695
FAT
UNDYNE
TITS

Was anyone else affected by Sans' revelation about xp and lv? I had been playing an arpg right before playing Undertale and the thought that mowing down hordes of monsters wasn't actually making my character stronger but just making him more of a remorseless killer was somewhat disturbing.

>>175091797
Yeah man, it was a pretty powerful revelation to hear that.

>>175090695
Sans giving Frisk the 'ol ecto armpit

>>175090695
Undyne and Alphys at a hot spring

>>175090695
Toriel fucking dying

>>175090695
Anon and Alphys doing sexy things.

>>175091797
I don't remember anymore. Probably but it's been so long since I really played first I don't exactly recall.

Sans and Papyrus are /co/ (mostly Papyrus). Alphys and Undyne are /a/ (mostly Undyne).

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>>175090695
Asgore having tea with the god emperor of mankind

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The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

>>175092743
But can the spider help Scrooge McDuck get his lucky dime back!?

>>175092543
I reject Sans caring about comics but I like the idea of Papyrus bring into them.

Also Toriel is /ck/ and Asgore is /an/

What /co/ characters would the Undertales like

Fuck you

>>175093149
Buy me dinner first, then we'll see.

>>175092743
There being a big test on the alphabet coming up!
The baby spider being sick the day it was announced!
Telling the baby spider that there is no test when she asks if something happened when she was sick!
The baby spider not studying for the big alphabet test!
The baby spider being so distressed when the test starts and she didn't know!
The baby spider starting to cry!

>>175093149
wow rude

>>175092932
I'm mostly thinking of it like Papyrus IS cartoons and comics, and Undyne IS anime and manga, from a thematic standpoint or something. Like, Papyrus' behavior and his red cape, and Undyne having a supersayain-esque transformation, stuff like that. The two of them being friends is like Superman hanging out with Goku.

>>175092923
Mount Vesuvius / Spider Dance dual mix when

>>175093375
Maybe when Blookanon shows up again.

>>175093083
Papyrus likes Superman because of that all powerful heart of gold stuff
Sans likes John Constantine because hes an asshole that always comes out on top but he wouldn't tell anyone because its not made for kids and he doesn't want Papyrus checking it out or Toriel to know
Undyne would like Spider-man because he never gives up
Alphys would like some dumb weeb shit like Samurai Jack
Toriel only reads newspaper comics and of those she would like peanuts
Asgore would say Swamp Thing just because hes a big plant but would know literally nothing else about the character. I can't really think of any plant or gardening based character

>>175093149
i deserve this

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>>175092543
I think Undyne would be more /fit/. Or that + /a/.
Toriel is /ck/, Napstablook is /mu/ + /an/, what about Asgore and Asriel?

>>175094169
Asriel isn't allowed to be on here so /b/.

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>>175094169
Asgore would be /out/

>>175092923
Of course! You can count on the spider and her helpers to find anything! Under the watchful and helpful eyes of thousands of spiders nothing remains lost for long!
>>175093345
Giving the bully a disapproving look!
Asking the teacher to give the spider another chance!
The teacher agreeing to give the spider the test at the end of the week!
The spider preparing for the test the following days!
The spider acing the test!
The spider being very satisfied with the results and being so happy!

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>>175094169

>>175093695
>samurai jack
>weeb shit
It aint weeb if its actually from slanteyeland

>people forgetting about Alphys and /m/
baka

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>>175094352
>isn't allowed
As if that stopped anyone ever!
>>175094793
But why anon?

>>175095194
>As if that stopped anyone ever!
Yeah... that's why I said /b/.

>>175094169
>>175092543

Alphys would probably be /v/

>>175094819
Remember that old image of Monsters posting on an eerily similarly designed imageboard on a board or thread callled /hlg/?

>>175093345
>>175094532
I always look forward to these bully/anti-bully posts of yours. My only regret is that I didn't start actually saving them until this month.

>>175095194
Because kids shouldn't be subjected to short shorts!

>>175096067
Just put "baby spider" on fireden my man

>>175096395
Is the search working again? I've been meaning to look for some stuff but it's been broken every time I've tried. recently.

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>>175096210
That kid subjected himself to a dark dress, short shorts aren't much in comparison.

>>175096395
>>175096553
Looks to be working. I'm actually surprised how many of these I managed to miss even once I started saving them.

>>175096615
That's because he was subjected to short shorts at the kid age!

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>>175097767
no it was because of hormone-laced tea but that's a different story altogether
the point is don't talk shit about short shorts there is nothing wrong with wearing them and I don't really understand why you would oppose them like this.

>>175096067
That's odd. I'm glad you like them, I guess.

>>175063594
>Frisk and Chara would have been dead on impact
I doubt they just fell in
the entire world seems dreamlike and unreal
I don't even know what the relation between chara / the other humans and the main character is but I feel like there's something weird going on

Frisky

>>175100181
Foreboden

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>>175100181

>>175100181
-_-

>>175100181
nipple pinchy

>>175100005
The way it seems to me, Chara only bonded with Frisk, Chara and Frisk are like complete opposites of each other, but also like mirror reflections of each other or something. The other 6 that fell are other kids that have no relation to either Frisk or Chara and exist somewhere inbetween in terms of FIGHT and MERCY.

I bet Mettaton would be /tv/ and /fa/

alphys when

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>>175100005
A cool idea I like is that Chara and Frisk are the descendants/reincarnations of these two humans.
Chara with the sword and Frisk with the staff.

>>175102247
never

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>>175102247
now

>>175102349
I think it would make sense for the both of them to be descendents of the same individual, or something.

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You would think since Mettaton is a guy, he could easily just walk outside and pee on a tree. Oh, wait! That's Mettaton we're talking about.

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>>175102502

>>175102247
Smashed her car into a wall, died on impact
Head of Royal Guard declared it suicide
Her new boyfriend with web searches on cutting breaks deemed irrelevant

>>175102627
That can still work if you just have the sword human and staff human fuck.

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>>175102707

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>>175102468
>>175102723

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So I just exceeded 1000 images in my undertale folder

I'm kind of impressed...what was only saving an occasional fanart I liked has turned into something of a collection.

How much stuff have you guys accumulated?

hi guys

>>175103861
Hey there!

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>>175103772
Just ahead of you at 1048

>>175103772
Way too much and yet not enough

>>175103772
around 10,000

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Chara burpfic?

>>175104080

I know that feeling

>>175104393
Shyren's thick pubes fic?

>>175104393
Ferry monster stepping on face fic?

>>175103772
452 pics

>>175104393
Miss Frizzle Papyrus fic?

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>>175102468

>>175103772
33,830k

>>175104853
Nice, which character(s)?

>>175104393
Cheerie chirpfic?

>>175104852
>filename
what

>>175104393
Undyne's MASSIVE JUNGLEfic?

>>175105072
the ending where you kill mettaton so alphys kills herself and undyne sinks into a deep depression and has to move in with sans and papyrus and work at sans's hotdog stand

dunno about frisk being there though

>>175105276
Undyne exploring her own jungle with her face fic???

>>175105364
>dunno about frisk being there though
yeah, that was what made me confused

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>>175104950
skellies mostly, but i have a fair amount of all characters even minor characters,except chara, i barely have any of them

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>>175105903
exceptional taste, my man

It bothers me when people animate or draw Sans' mouth moving like every other character.

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post a character you like

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>>175107430
easy

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>>175107430

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>>175107430
I love Chara!

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>>175107430
qt edgelord that did nothing wrong

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>>175107430

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>>175107430
Okay.

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>>175107430

>>175103772
probably 4000ish

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>>175107430
ok if you insisted

>>175109487

Attack of the heavy breathing cats.

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>>175107430
But I still like everybody else.

OH NO TORIEL IS GOING TO ABORT ASRIEL BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANT A BABY

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK IN TIME AND STOP HER

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>>175058805
>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-LkhhmUMAEtzGM.jpg:orig

Source on those fish fangs?

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>>175107430
>>175107430


>>175103772

About 18k

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>>175110446
Here you go!
https://twitter.com/_KUZUDANA_/status/856498160692150273

>>175110359
why?

>>175110949
>https://twitter.com/_KUZUDANA_/status/856498160692150273

Thank you. I am surprised I keep missing these.

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>>175092743
Fresh spider from Pixiv.
Bird is gonna take that money.

YOU'RE TOO SLOW TODAY.

>>175112039
shut up sonic

>>175112101
COME ON, STEP IT UP!

>>175112039
life isnt a race

>>175112483
But it's also not a crawl either. It's an experience.

>>175106921
I'm bothered thinking about how I'm going to rape you dead tonight

Remember to not be gay like a spaghetti noodle.

>>175112039
sorry . im trying a little more than usual today but its not enough

>>175112770
youre doing great, thanks for being here anon

>>175092743
No!

>>175112714
spaghetti noodles are the straightest type of pasta around, faggot

>>175113282
Not when you cook them, faggules.

>>175113353
Everything gets loose when you make it hot and bothered, anon

>>175112035
Thanks for yet another fresh spider! Bird delivery services became popular shortly after arriving at the surface. It's so convenient to get donut ingredients delivered directly to the bake sale stands!
>>175113123
All you have to do is open your eyes! Look at the spider and know what it's like to love cuteness!

>>175113397
Not straight people. Straight people stay straight like a straight edge tool.

>>175113719
This is why all the food you cook tastes like shit, anon.

>>175113819
My food tastes divine, you piece of feces.

>>175113930
Prove it, nigger. Cook for the thread, any dish you want. Host a fuckin' barbecue.

>>175113991
(=====) here's a hot dog.

>>175113991
seconding this

>>175113991
>eating anything prepared by 4chan
Did you not hear what happened at the /k/ meetup?

>>175114154

>>175114147

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Lifting for this goat! Evening utg! What's happening tonight?

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>>175114347
Just got this guy for half price at wally world. Also saw a couple Gerbers.

Funny. You wouldn't expect quality like Buck or Gerber at wally world, but there you have it. Forty dollars less than MSRP too

>>175114315
hey thanks man gotta love them wieners

>>175114347

Not too much, going to have a snack and study a bit. Hope I can actually sleep.

>>175114569

Nice find. I have one of their knives and really like it, though don't have much occasion to use it properly.

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>>175114569
Walmart can sometimes surprise you like that. Sometimes
>>175114863
I hope you can sleep too!

>>175114347
im playing animal crossing and chilling out with my pals on /utg/ while listenin to some youtube chatter
how are you this evening?

>>175114347
Makin sketti

>>175114347
im gonna beat every boss in ds2 on ng+7 and then kill myself

>>175115006
dont do that

>>175115006
Cool what escape method are you using

>>175115057
if i dont beat them who will?
>>175115132
open to suggestion

>>175114347
I don't know!

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>>175114962
Pretty good! Just doing laundry and chilling
>>175114995
Sketti!
>>175115006
Do everything except that last part.

>>175114863
First fixed blade since I lost my old KABAR too. Hope it performs just as dutifully.

My little cardboard tests seems promising, however. Thing's sharp as all hell right out of the box.

>>175115202
>open to suggestion
natural causes

>>175115318
5 stars for being cute

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>>175115202

Just don't shoot yourself.

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>>175115216
Oh no! Boredom is killer

>>175115584
Death by sword is much more badass.

>>175115725
Yeah, I'm just sitting here posting in /utg/ and 4chan.

>>175114347
playing video games, sheogorath is cute

>>175115202
masturbate to death

>>175115202
Live to old age, the most dramatic death.

>>175114347
Watched a bad movie earlier, now watching Twitch

>>175116125
The most boring death desu.

>>175116162
>Watched a bad movie
which one

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>>175115943
Sheogorath is crazy
>>175116162
Watchu watchin?

>>175115202
Cuck the reaper, and make it to immortal cyborg/robot consciousness.

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>>175116239
>>175116267
Jason X, the one where he goes to space. Dumb as hell movie, but it's an entertaining watch.

>>175116562
Not very many of the Friday the 13th movies are very good to start.

>>175116660
Yeah I know it and other horror franchises get sequelitis out the ass.

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>>175116738
That's why it's good to leave it at one and be done with it.

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>>175092179

>>175116860
:(

Goodnight.

>>175117469
Goodnight!

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>>175117469
noight

>>175117469
later tator

>>175117469
Good night. Sleep well.

>>175116860
If this world ran on keks you would have just received a sizable tip.

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>>175114347
Doodling stuff and playing vidya.
This is probably the most lewd thing I've drawn.

>>175117582
wanna hug the lizard

where is everybody
it's been super dead everywhere for the last couple days