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two days of fucking nothing edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
http://www.dotabuff.com/
http://www.opendota.com/
http://www.datdota.com/

>NEWS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
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what if octarine aghs slark
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>>175050359
has there been any good dota documentaries since true sight episode 3?
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what do you do when someone just never comes with your team to fight? i usually end up following them around and fighting on their terms but they always pick bad engagements. what do you do?
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Why are chinese players so fucking bad.
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>want to order a pizza during the grand finals
>its going to be at like 4AM
>nothing will be open

Fucking dotards.
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>>175051576
pick a good hero and carry the shitter?
you sound like you deserve your 3k
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>no dotes today.
>no bulldog stream
UHM?
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>>175051724
just move the clocks at the pizza store back 4 hours. simple solution to a simple problem.
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post prediction
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xupS3VZnRdI
What are you doing until esports? I'm putting this video on repeat and picking at the skin peeling around my nipples.
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Well, I found how.

https://my.mixtape.moe/wlgcyr.webm
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>>175051971
the fuck is this?
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>>175052523
Memes.
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>>175051724
>order the pizza 6 hours in advanced
>keep it warm by lighting a small fire on your carpet

not even a problem.
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ive queued into the same chink stack twice in a row and this guy has said "baogao" after every game

what the fuck does this mean in the context of dota2
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I've been out of the loop for a long time, why does everyone hate puppey now?
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>>175053014

because he's /d2g/ while envy is /reddit/
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>>175053014
Wrong, we've gone full circle and like Puppey again. If you were out of the loop you'd hate Puppey and ask why people like him again after all he did, you're just a newfag who needs to lurk moar.
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>>175053209
>being so new he doesn't remember when these threads were actually alive and full of navifags
ok kid
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>>175053365
That was literally 5 years ago, Puppey hate has been around for a fucking year Secret doing well in Kiev is what brought back the Puppey supporters.

And that's all I'm spoonfeeding you tonight, fuck off.
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>>175053549
nice damage control newfag
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Whenever I play Storm I think about his post-TI5 nerf. I just absolutely destroyed a game as him, and I'm just imagining how broken he must have been before the ult mana nerf.
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PUPPY IS A BEAST MAN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS0pqoDJR6o
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>>175051859
>Secret > EG
otherwise i have pretty much the same
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>no esports
>unranked full of smurfs at this time
>ranked mmr is lagging so fucking much behind unranked mmr that its unplayable

JUST
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How come Axe is so strong now, what did they do to him?
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>>175055532
axe is terrible above 3.2k
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>>175051859
>a chinese team in the semi-finals let alone the grand finals
lmao
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>>175055632
>implying Burning won't win the major
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Would jakiro be viable if macropyre was actually useful in any way at all?
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>>175055798
If you have aghs, you can clear 2 waves of creeps for free when sieging highground, but either way its just used as a push/depush tool anyway and to farm stacked camps early on, its pretty much useless in teamfights
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>>175055902
>that'll be 220/330/440 mana plus tip
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>>175055798
>>175055902

it's a big area deny spell and combos so easily with anything, even his own stun/slow. you need to drop the ult before the path and DB on top of it. it's the kind of hero with 3 good spells and one "ok" ult, don't expect much changes on macro
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>a literal creep has a better ability than jakiro's ult
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>>175056190
It's fucking trash and nobody is going to stay in it for more than 2 seconds unless you're in 2k bracket or void is on your team. I'm fairly confident he doesn't get picked in competitive because his ult is trash and makes every other pick better than him because you'd rather have 4 good spells instead of 3.
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>>175056335
>instead of 2.
Fixed that for you, Dual Breath is so shitty.
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>>175056335
Jakiro isn't picked because one of the HOLY TRINITY is a better Jakiro
As with all unpicked supports
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>>175056430
AoE 5 second slow on a 10 second cooldown is pretty decent. The damage isn't bad now either.
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backstabby.n0lan
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>literally resting one fucking day for no reason

Just
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>>175056473
>>175056335

In this case, Jakiro is BadKotl. Illuminate functions as a better macropyre for zoning purposes but additionally heals with aghs. It also allows for fast pushing unlike jakiro's passive which requires an autoattack. Mana Leak is better at zoning enemy offlaners
The HOLY TRINITY OF SUPPORTS is absolute
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>>175056473
>pudge
>melee with a melee stun
>good support
lol
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When is Magnus going to be properly nerfed?
He's literally GoodEveryMeleeCarry at this point
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>>175056775
Just pick omniknight retard.
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>>175056750
>pudge
>goodBatrider at level 2
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>>175056430

the only bad thing about DB is the lack of a burst from the two hits it does (frogo removed it in favor of a higher dot) and this killed his middle (harder to get two lasts or last hit + harass breath), but overall the spell is strong

I played a lot of jakiro, he does so much damage without anything (check his hero damage on a even game, it's always crazy) that is understandable that toad is very careful when touching him.

and regarding people running from his ult, well, that's area deny for you, friend. Literally control the ground so people need to take great punishment if they decide to fight inside of it and jakiro has the tools to CC people around it. since the cd is low you can even blow it on single target like npnp, you don't need epic 5 man chrono. someone stuns first, you drop macropyre in a way to hit the guy and force the enemy to retreat/take damage and you follow with icepath.

Jakiro is not in the weak hero list, he's just not as good as the metas top

and fucking shrine
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>>175056750
>melee with a melee stun
I_am_only_pretending_to_be_retarded.jpg

Pudge at level 2 is the same threat as a level 7 batrider with force staff AND blink. Can roam endlessly pressuring lanes just by NOT being on the map. Hook functions as a team fight starter/winner and his hp scales in the memefight era to give him easily 3-4k hp, which ever support dreams they could have.

Hook also functions as a teammate saving tool from 1k+ range. It is also hard to find items that aren't amazing on pudge from aether lens to aghs, to blade mail to blink, etc. Not that he needs it. Pudge is "endgame" power as soon as he gets blink.

Pudge is high utility, high ganking/roaming/scaling.
Silencer is high utility, high teamfighting/scaling
KotL is high utility, high lane supporting/sieging

There is no support that isn't outright made obsolete by these three or has to go to outrageous lengths to do better especially at all points in the game
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>>175056642
>been working the past 7 days
>finally get a day off to watch dota
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>>175056887
>>175056946
>slow skill shot
>goodsingletargetwhichalsostuns

>theoryshitters
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Best games of the group stages to watch?
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>>175056750
Are you saying es/es are bad supports? :>
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>>175057021
But they have ranged stuns you tard.

Keep your 1k trench theoryshits to yourself and let the 5k+ competitive players talk.
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Why does nobody pick potm anymore?
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>>175057165
But youre talking like a 1k in here, anon.. Not sure if this projection is good for you, stop embarassing yourself
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What's the highest mmr you've ever gotten to?
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>>175057318
Show me the stat which says pudge is a high priority pick/ban with a high winrate in competitive dota right now. I'll wait.
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>>175057323

4k calibration four years ago playing random and never touched ranked again
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>>175055632
ig is looking good
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BURNING WILL WIN A VALVE EVENT
CAP THIS OR I'LL CAP YOU
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>>175057241
Pursuant to the HOLY TRINITY OF SUPPORTS, potm is BadPudge

PotM needs 4k gold for GoodRadiance, but Pudge already has GoodRadiance. Hook deals large amounts of pure damage unlike arrow which also needs range to deal it. Pudge always gets blink making leap not that good in comparison.

Mirana ult worked much better when you could use it to kill single cores on the enemy team, but doesn't help much when its all you have in the era of 3-4 cores
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>>175057871
>Cap this

Cap a shitty caster though
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>>175058383
*caps*
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>THE GULAG IS DEAD AGAIN
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>Classico support that says "I bought wards, and you're blaming me lol"

as if supports can't be blamed if they buy wards
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dude weed lmao

I haven't played Dota in a year or two(since around the time the new client beta began), and I've been watching some of the Kiev Major games and I'm thinking of getting roped back in.

What's the best way to get back into it? The last patch I payed was 6.86 I think, and since then doto 7 came out, and it has a shit load of changes. Should I just watch purge's autistic 9 hour patch review?

Also, where can I refresh my knowledge of intermediate mechanics like pull timings and camp spawn ranges and what not?
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>dude all those games didn't matter XD

simply epic, valve corporation
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https://twitter.com/CaptainEul/status/857068542008582144

Dotards?
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Cykil Pokhil has connected to the game
Cykil Pokhil: пoдaйтe тaнгyш
Cykil Pokhil: 2
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>>175058764
don't do it
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>Capitalist is not actually a Capitalist

NICEGAME
ICEGAMEN
CEGAMENI
EGAMENIC
GAMENICE
AMENICEG
MENICEGA
ENICEGAM

DOTARDS
OTARDSD
TARDSDO
ARDSDOT
RDSDOTA
DSDOTAR
SDOTARD
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>>175058809
It is a honeypot group stage for a honeypot major.
It will be fun watching one of the "gold seed" teams getting knocked out in the first round.
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>>175058764
forgot my image
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>>175059161
>burning is not literally on fire
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>>175059161
>mason is not actually a freemason
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>>175056473
>>175056650
>>175056946
>>175058076
You're not smart, you're not interesting, you're an unemployed dullard who uses 4chan to get the attention he doesnt get at home.
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>>175058834
>Only time chinks care about copyrights is to file false claims

Can't make this shit up
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>>175059161
>misery isn't miserable
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>Puppey isn't a puppy
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>>175059837

>all these (You)'s
Thank you. I am just trying to give advice to people who don' want to be trashcan MMR
You must let go of the motherly coo of "everything is viable" and look at the cold hard facts of the do everything-ability of pudge, KotL, and Silencer.

>he picks Rubick, the BadSilencer, or Earth Spirit, the bad Pudge/KotL, or Disruptor, another BadKotL
I feel bad for you son

> you're an unemployed dullard who uses 4chan to get the attention he doesnt get at home
Nice projection
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>>175059161
>Universe
>man
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>gamies
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>>175059161
>ramzes666 isn't egyptian and doesn't worship satan
>noone is actually a person
>lil is actually big guy
>sololineabuse actually plays support
nice team dotards
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>>175059959
>>175058834
non-human chinks at it again
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>TNC finished well in Swiss format
>atNC is seeded with Faceless
>Faceless who are absolute shit forever, are for some reason good against SEA teams
>The team that beat EG, OG and TBirds handily will be eliminated by Black^ stack

My fucking sides
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>S2 finally making a new-gen moba

HAHAHA IT'S OVER DOTARDS

THIS IS THE NAIL ON THE COFFEE FOR YOU

YOUR DONE! ARRIVEDELCHI DOTARDS
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>>175060772
Considering i have no clue what you are fucking talking about i doubt this is the case
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>>175060642
and the best part is that Faceless will immediately get destroyed soon after

classic SEA
no better way to go than to fuck each other over in the most hilarious way possible
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>>175060642
imagine if it was double elimination
faceless could be eliminated in first day while TNC would be in top bracket with all it benefits making two days of group stage meaningful
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>>175060642
I literally don't understand why they kept the single elim. It no way is it beneficial to a tournament.

This time the bracket isn't as bad, but they should have seen at Boston when they pit three of the top teams against each other in the first two rounds
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>>175061147
yeah why would you want to make biggest tournaments not counting TI to be as good and memorable as possible when you can get FREE money from making it last one day less
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the American Messiah has returned

shartour and sh1t OUT
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You kidding me lads? This is like the best fucking outcome for TNC.

Not only will they have a glorious grudge match with their SEAmonkey rivals but if OG wins their match that'll be yet another faceoff after that massive upset in TI6. TNC's storyline is going to be one to follow.
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>>175061476
>american messiah
>can't win against pinoys like said rtz and cr1t
yeah sounds about right
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>>175061476
STOMPED BY SEA QUALIFIER TEAM XDD
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>>175062158
Only reason I go there is for threads about chinese reactions and they've died out.
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>>175062158
t. riot games employee
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>>175061530
Nah man I think TNC are pretty bad if they can't beat the worst team in the tournament for some reason. And funnily enough it may just happen. The format and seedings drawn are quite justified although I don't agree with single elimination for that matter. The thing is autists will focus on how the seeding is bad lick and not how in 2017 there still a region that Faceless can even win at, let alone dominate.
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>Play a game
>Queue for next game, accept queue
>Load in, get kicked becuase "Steam validation rejected", 5 minute queue ban
>Wait 5 minutes and queue for next game with no problem

What the fuck causes this?
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>>175062461
Steam library -> DotA 2 -> Properties -> Local Fiels -> Verify integrity.

>>175062429
I actually thought about an appropriate response
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>>175062158
luna and her mount look really good but miranas skewed face and her mount's fucked nose ruin the image
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>>175062614
>ruin the image
What a harsh description of what you believe to be a flaw.
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>arc warden is 1-5 at the major
>my winrate is only rising, 68% atm
>mfw he's getting another buff
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>>175051724
Make your own pizza anon it's surprisingly easy and you would have learnt something new to cook.
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>>175063035
I fucking hate Arc Warden. The HP pool is too high making Mjollnir way too viable. 2000 health for a fucking ranged carry that has 0 risk is a fucking joke.
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>>175063080
Make me one then bitch
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>>175063080
Why Pizza? Make your own bread and fillt it with cheese, cooked ham and sauce of your liking.
Delicious as fuck.
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2 days? But it starts tomorrow
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>>175063450
He wanted a pizza not a sandwich
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This, this is the quality dota i live for

>-30
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>tfw I am 13-2 with radiance medusa
Still every game there is at least one guy sperging out "radiance???????".
Dumbasses don't know how to get free wins.
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Reminder
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>americans cook pizzas on a pan
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>>175063620
if you fold your pizza you got the same.
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>>175064198
do I get a pizza if I unfold my sandwich?
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>>175064294
how do you fold or unfold a sandwhich
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Who else is looking forwards to the post major electric reshuffle boogaloo?

Either EG or Secret is guaranteed out in the seconds round, and whoever loses is going to disintegrate. EG might even disintegrate even if they lose at 3/4th.

Then there's Liquid which is also at the brink with Newbee and IG in their first two games. Miracle might off himself for leaving OG.

What else is happening?
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>he doesn't cook his pizza in a medieval-era Italiano stone oven
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>>175064337
why would I know? I'm not a cock
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Is MidJuan best mid in the world atm?
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>>175064437
Sing is
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>>175063894
This is it for me.
Only 1k less spent on wards and shit than my support
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WE
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>As a winner of 5 consecutive major HoN LANs, his goal now is to win 2 Internationals
Can our guy swindlezz do it?
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>>175064806
what was the prizepool of those "major" hon lans?
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I haven't played in 3 years, is brood still good?
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Why can't they just delete AM so I never have to see this cancer again
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>>175064970
Highly depends on the matchups, the pick number and whether your opponents have played against it before.
So in a word: no
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>>175065130
So if I firstpicked her before, I still can
Thanks
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what to build on my waifu death prophet?
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do your part
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>>175065284
god i miss him and bruno
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>Can We Have Nahaz At Ti7?
>These are the idiots Valve listen to.
I'm so glad I stopped playing this game when Valve decided to listen to Reddo all the time.
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>Watch OG vs IG game 2
>Tubby and Synderen suck IGs dick for 20 minutes
>15 minutes later
>"OG never had control of this game"
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>>175065531
>post image of LITERALLY Red.dit Incarnate
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>>175065786
is this bait
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>>175065729
>>Tubby and Synderen suck IGs dick for 20 minutes
meant OG
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>>175065531
>i don't play this game
>but I visit the subreddit daily
>and post on d2g to tell everyone how triggered I am
seeing people this pathetic always boosts my morale
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>>175065969
I like the e sports though.

>saving webms of shitrekt
cringey retard
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>>175065969
Wow epik win patch analysis cyborgmatt!

Cyborgmatt appreciate thread, upvote please!
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>>175066074
pls buy shagbark
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>>175065093
Silver Edge + Stun/Hex = dead am. He has 1200 flat HP lvl 25, he can be killed.
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>>175065235
bloodstone so you can kys
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REMINDER

Drinking too much water can cause your body to lose salts reducing the gyrodensity of your neural transmitters translating into reduced reaction times.
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>>175066779
So i should never drink water?
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>>175066779
That's why I make sure to eat salty food while enjoying my gallons of beer. Can't risk getting hydrated.
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>>175066779
wtf i hate water now
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>>175066998
But beer does the opposite of hydrating
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You know EE went along to be a coach so he can poach players once this Major is over.
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>>175067024
DRINK MONSTER ENERGY! FEEL THE POWER. GET THE POWER. SIX SIX SIX. YOU ARE AMAZING. HUAAAAAAAARGH FUCK THOSE BITCHES WITH YOUR BIG FUCKING ABOMINATION OF A COCK! TASTE THE POWER, WATER IS FOR THE WEAK THAT'S WHY JEZUZ DANKED WHINE. NOW WITH THREE ADDITIONAL BOOSTING AND HEALTHY CHEMICALS. HUAAAAAAARGH
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>>175066779
[citation needed]
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>>175067358
you'll find it here >>>/reddit/
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Any other filler flavor events/moments like >>175065969 ? Are there any VODs of them up?
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>>175066779
Thanks based anon!

I'm never gonna drink water again, time for some ez mmr.
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Singsing is streaming
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>>175068096

Outlast 2 though
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>>175068096
oh thank god i was scared i might get too much done today
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>>175068096
who?
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>>175068192
Got the same problems at the first game, an amazing atmosphere squandered by poor gameplay variety.
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g-guys, mooncuck tv is streaming... Y-YAP-P-PAAAI!
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>>175066779

You don't lose actual sodium, it's just that it gets diluted from all the water in the extracelular space

the reduced sodium lowers the osmolarity of the blood. This lower osmolar gradient affects neurons the most, which get start to get swollen from the water that enters them, and thus you get cerebral edema, which can get you killed

you need about 100ml of water per kilogram to kill yourself or something
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>>175068449
>be 90kg
>drink 9L of hydrogen dioxide

die
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>>175068757
you have to drink it in 30 minutes
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>>175068245

Fucking chasing simulator.
>>
Post grinding tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK1JXKOg-Qc
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Does Dota 2 run worse on linux?
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>>175069689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkGcCf4sgL8
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>>175050359
hi guys i just built a pc to play dota with, but I dont want to spend 200 to buy windows 8 or 10. Can someone tell me the fastest way to pirate it onto a usb
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>>175070227
You can install ubuntu if dota is all you care about.
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>>175069956
open gl does not adversely effect dota performance
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>>175070312
well i do sorta want windows particularly cos of the aesthetic. But i will get ubuntu if I can't figure out a way to get windows for free.
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>>175059161

NICEGAME
ICEGAMEN
CEGAMENI
EGAMENIC
GAMENICE
AMENICEG
MENICEGA
ENICEGAM

AMENICEG
CEGAMENI
EGAMENIC
ENICEGAM
GAMENICE
ICEGAMEN
MENICEGA
NICEGAME

8
GICMENAE
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>>175069689
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QWR0-s30WsY
My bony
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best teams to rewatch while waiting for main event?

what are those d2g
>>
POST PREDICTION DOTARDS
DEAD THREAD

>>175051859
>>
Secret will never lose
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>>175059161
He begged pro players for autogram cards and sold them later, how is that not capitalistic?
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>>175066016
>shitrekt
>future champions of Kiev major

how about u kys
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wens eborts?
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>>175060990
if sea was really good at drafting

then why did they not INTENTIONALLY draft themselves against faceless?

:thinking:
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>>175070227
u can buy a 6 euro oem license on allkeyshop
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>>175068757
>hydrogen dioxide

It's H2O not HO2, come back when you pass kindergarten grade chemistry.
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>>175069689
I actually play with the default music.
If I would ever change it I'd go for EDM like Skillet or Melodic Death Metal.
http://handbeezy.com/OduGrJ9iZ/

I listened into the stream, the music is way too monotonous. That's shit you hear when you walk around for a longer time contemplating life. It makes you weak and tired.
>>
How do you play invoker against big dick ultimate heroes like lina and qop?
>>
>play carries/initiators
>win streak
>play support
>lose streak
>>
>>175073038
support is for cuck
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>>175072912
spam tornado
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>>175073038
Are you me?

>start offlaning
>480-700gpm every game
>go back to supp
>losing streaks
>cores go 0-10+ and have 350gpm over 20 games
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>>175072912
raindrop
>>
>>175073312
drop top
>>
buyback is a kuso mechanic
>>
mk sup is so fucking good holy shit

its like riki + es on drugs

a support that actually scales on damage and disable
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very important vote about dota

https://www.strawpoll.me/12825356
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>>175073804

Implying Riki isnt on fucking crack already.
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>>175073885
thats how good mk is
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>Day 2 - 96 Heroes Picked

How can other dota-clones compete with our diversity?
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>>175073804
>falling for the mk is op honeypot
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>>175074052
is legion op d2g?
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>>175074046
some top tier waifu material completely ignored
>>
Give it to me straight no memes /d2g/

Are there going to be teams on 27/04/17 (twenty seven April 2017) who will be playing less games because of seeding.

I have a 3 golden cores (miracle, mason and paparazzi) which one has the better chance of playing 3 games and winning?

I don't want a 0-2 core, obviously settle for a 2-0 core but I really want a 2-1 core.

Thanks /d2g/

Why do these clowns refer to >us as dotards? It's rude desu
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>>175074046
If there are hero diversity stats, why aren't there item diversity stats?
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>>175074535
>us as dotards
?
>>
>>175073264
maybe

i tried to play rubick after a 5 win streak and got carries that did not know how to play his character and were scared shitless to do anything

i played a total of 3 rubick games straight, no way, everytime a loss
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>>175074620
way to easy to skew the results

case in point
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>>175074731
>we
>us

Is a /sp/ meme where I spend most of my time, hence I need to be spoonfed tips on digital athlete cards.

Any help on my mason/miracle/paparazzi problem?
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Show your predictions famalams

RO16
>IG wipes mouz
>Newbee wipes TL since TL has been shitty lately
>DC wins a close fight with VGJ
>VP wipes IGV
>TNC wins a very close fight with FL
>TR will suprise everyone and destoys OG in a comeback
>EG wins 1st round in luck and TBirds will wipe off the rest
>Secret plays a pub against Brazillian shitters what more can you expect?

Quarters
>IG wipes Newbee
>VP wipes DC
>TNC wins a close match with TR
>Secret wins a very close match with TBireds (Will be the hypest match just because of Reso)

Semis
>IG wipes VP leaving many butthurt slavs that are still calm because Puppan is still there
>TNC wipes Seceret like they did in Starladder and not a slav seen in the arena right after

Finals
>/d2g/ decides with a get
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Someone redpill me on must watch games from yesterday plz
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>>175059161
>Puppey and Admiralbulldog are not even dogs
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>>175074213
>Shadow Demon unplayed
>three months ago dee two gee was complaining about muh boring meta
APOLOGIZE TO THE FROG
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>>175074213
Any chance Chen/Enchantress see any play? I miss push strats
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>>175074213
>SD, LD, and Underlord not picked yet
THANK YOU BASED COLDTOAD
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>>175051859
>OG will beat TNC
top kek
>OG will beat Secret
fuck off reddit
>>
>>175074974
>EG loses to Thunderbirds
Explain yourself.

Rest seems pretty reasonable though, except maybe TNC vs Random, I'm not sure TNC are as good as ex-Wings.
>>
>>175074974
>>175051859
>yfw SG wins and btfos Puppan
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>>175074213
I'm really surprised Mirana didn't get picked, I wanted to see some triple arrow shenanigans
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>>175074942
paparazzi would have the best outcome and stable out of the three

i would go for miracle but liquid fucking implodes much like other eu teams when it matters but i have high respect for his kda and farm hes like mvp every game but somehow he loses

mason plays the gayest of the shit u wont get that much points because he plays so normal /passive


dotards doughturds doturds :3 have been the name of the posters from this general
old gamers and senile fucks from 2007 or are they
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>>175075489
>EG loses to TBirds
We need Artour to continue the cycle :^)

TNC has beaten prime Wings in TI6 and I'm pretty sure they could do it again
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>>175075567
>doturds :3
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>>175075723
nyahoooooooooooo doturds

nyaho

nyaho

nyahoooo

:3

i miss doturd postin
>>
>>175075257
Just puppey, but highly unlikely
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>>175075820
Doturds :3
>>
>Busy last few days
>Miss all games
>Home alone with nothing to do today
>No games

Just end my life
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>>175075901
nyek hek hek hek hek

:3

turd
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>>175075904
lets watch highlights anon
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>tfw we'll never get new doturds
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>>175076040
there are new doturds from the artist
>>
Nice game dotards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHhfA6OKalk
:^)
>>
>>175073804
everyone laughed at me when I said MK should be played as support on release
granted, it was because he was bugged, stuid OP and instawon any 1v1 lane unless counter by the two heroes that could stand against him(wr and slardar), but I consider myself a hipster for seeing tree jump for the bullshit that it is
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>>175076120
liar I don't see any new ones

http://artofhkm.deviantart.com/gallery/47033856/Dota-2-Ohayou
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>>175076298
>everyone laughed at me

every released hero so far HAD the potential to be support

they were just super fucking op you get to play them core
>>
>pitlord is the ugliest and worst hero in the game right now despite having had the most time to be ported
dotards?
>>
>>175076573
Can't you read? She's clearly Ms Technical Issues.
>>
>>175076724
lolz
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>>175073804
Everytime I see a monkey king roam on the enemy team I smile with joy. Especially when I am on Clockwerk. Mhmmm feed me more golden bananas mister monkey boy.

>If you seriously think that MK is a good roam because some 'progamers' weren't able to deal with him I laugh at you.

>>175062158
Wow you actually reported that shit. Oh no it's a vagina. Watch out little kids look away you might be spoiled for life.
That was some hardcore hentai pornography shizzle. Good call guys.
>>
>>175076831
how does it go?

usually when im against clock axe and similar heroes i max jingu and get free lifesteal
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>>175076298
These things happen. The meta will finally catch up to my innovative support gyro soon.
>>
>>175076947
Wait I'll create a video
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>>175076995
Support Gyro sucks cause his damage is split in physical and magical.
>>
>>175075440
TNC is a reddit team
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>>175077528
>seamonkeys
>reddit
nice try, abdul
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>16 hours to go
what do dotards?
>>
>>175077606
reddit love pinoys
>underrated
>browns
>>
Why is MK picked so much when he's awful?
>>
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhQio49YG-Q&
well doturds? how do you pronounce boboka?
>>
>>175073038
>>175073264
How about git gud at supporting
>>
>>175077789
Teams honeypotting him so anyone stupid enough to think he's good when it comes to matches that actually matter will get btfo.
>>
>>175077528
>implying reddit will ever like flips

>>175077796
bobo (in quick succession) - ka
Say it in SEA pubs for glorious results
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>>175077796
Bo-Baka
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>>175076251
>HD Gameplay Trailer
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>>175077996
>Looks terrible! Uhh!
YOU CAN'T LEAVE
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>>175076590
>pugna's model exists
you called?
>>
>>175077796
CHYNA
>>
>>175078163
Pugna looks fine though. A skellington doesn't really need that much polish.
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>>175074974
IG 2 - 1 Greeks
NB 2 - 0 Shitquid
VGJ 2 - 0 Mason
IGV 2 - 1 Virtus Choke
TNC 2 - 1 FL
OG 2 - 1 Random getting Naga'd in 3rd game or some cheese shit
EG 2 - 1 TB
TS 2 - 0 SG


Newbee kings against other Chinese proceeds to finals
TNC "upsets" OG and gets dumpstered by Secret
EG also bets dumpstered by Puppan before that

>finals
ebin Secret 3-2 Newbee Kaka with casual choke after ebin highground defense in 5th
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>>175078327
pitlord received a custom model though and he has particle effects built in
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>>175078698
And he still looks like a bland ancient creep.
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>>175078327
>this is acceptable to a d*ta player
>>
>>175077028

>>175076947
Sry the nazi mod beaned me.
Also I am kinda slow. http://handbeezy.com/media/videos/ZXupUbyi6.mp4
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>>175078682
Why would VP lose to igv?
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>>175078836
If they had picked any other hero for roam/support I wouldn't have won the offlane that easily.
>>
>>175078874
continuing the tradition of VP choking
>>
>>175078874
They will win 1st, will do something egoistical in 2nd and will fail to close out the game, will completely choke in 3rd
>>
>everyone thinking TNC will survive in the elimination phase
teams were messing around in the group stage because those games weren't as significant, so you might have been deluded into thinking they stood a chance. They don't. Assuming they can beat Faceless, neither OG nor Wings will give them a win. OG will instalock alch, naga or jugg and Random will straight up outplay them.
Same goes for DC. VGJ will be hard enough for them to beat. Second round they're out.
Greeks will be slaughtered 2-0.
Chinks will sweep the tourney.
All your dreams are dead, and all your memes are terrible.
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Is there a schedule that shows what teams are playing on the 27th for fantasy league purposes?

>>175051859
>tnc
>beating faceless
>>
>>175078765
which is hilarious since the ancient creep was modeled after him
>>
OK LADS, PUT IN YOUR VOTES NOW SO WE KNOW WHO TO LAUGH IF THUNDERBIRDS LOSE TO EG

http://www.strawpoll.me/12830709
http://www.strawpoll.me/12830709
http://www.strawpoll.me/12830709
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>>175079187
Exactly, his model is literally suitable for an ancient creep, not a hero.
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>>175079115
>faceless
>winning Bo3's in LAN

kek. Though I can't see TNC beating OG after.
>>
im disappointed CoL didnt make it to this tournament, the only true NA team besides Team Freedom
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>>175079408
:thinking:
>>
>>175079408
Who are thunderbirds?
>>
>>175079419
>forgetting TI
>forgetting their groupstage performance
>thinking illusionless OG is good
>>
>>175079563
>le wikipedia page

this is a team of 4/5 EU players that haven't been in NA since boston.

I Guess we can call like TNC at TI6 an NA team then.
>>
Question from an outsider:

How come every single one of these games has a nasty fat dude with a Mortal Kombat Scorpion chain?
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>>175079642
>I Guess we can call like TNC at TI6 an NA team then.
we can and we will

AMERICA!
>>
>>175078212
>>175078110
>>175077996
>>175077986
>>175077956
>>175076251
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS2wNx1lEIg
what did he mean by this
>>
>>175079687
I think you mean the guy from Diablo
>>
>>175079408
>based gaben trying to remove as many NA teams as possible while leaving all the CN teams to move on to the next round
btw if you think OG won't choke on a 2-1 loss to wings you're deluded
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>>175079560
blame your retarded CoL captain forgetting to ban Abed's meepo that fucked them up on TI6 wildcard and now Kiev major qualifier.
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>>175079632
>>forgetting TI

>forgetting 3 majors at a major

this isn't TI friendio
>>
>>175079563
its a wiki, not a source. anyone can edit than in the wiki. most likely no one bothered to change anything other than the name when they left DC
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>>175079749
Is that a male enchantress, nice
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>>175079642
America owns the world
>>
>>175079687
Pudge has barely been picked you whiner, just contain yourself

Question from an insider:

How come none of these """"""""pros"""""""" have ever grabbed le balanced man of NA bodyweight?
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>>175079729
why haven't the amerifats made fear their national hero yet?
>>
>>175079749
FORWARD SLASH
CONSOLE
CONSOLE
FORWARD SLASH
>>
>>175079814
this isnt your caekwalk bawwston bracket h0neylans
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>>175079912
HELLO FELLOW AMERICANS
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Reminder that Na'vi is also an American team

being American transcends space, it's like an idea DUDE
>>
Been out of the loop since last year, some weeks before the UI change


Is Pudge a fucking support now? how did the teams change? anyone retired?
>>
>>175080069
every bracket is a cakewalk when you're the best
>>
>>175079925
He means how come every dotaclone has pudge you autistic retard.
>>
>>175080072
DotA Na'vi was never American
>>
>>175080187
if they were the best why didnt they win ti instead of getting btfo by seamonkies
:thinking:
>>
>>175080072
Navi is Ukrainian
>Navi not immediately invited to the major in their home country
cuckolded to be honest
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>>175080293
then why did we chant USA USA USA when they won? checkmate
>>
Hey guys just got home from work. What are todays top memes as this is the day off from the Major tournament?

Thanks
>>
>>175080069
OG was on the hard side of the boston brackets you fucking mongol

the greeks were the ones with the free ride
>>
>>175079027
Just like how wings outplayed tnc at ti6
>>
>>175080354
>>175080293

he's got you there desu senpai
>>
Why the fuck do all my games take 60 minutes or more.

How the fuck do I shorten this? Is there a hero that wins faster?
>>
>>175080530
drow

Can end games around 20 minutes if everything goes according toplan
>>
>>175080330
Because sh1t assassinated the teamspirit by deciding to leave the team before TI was over

Another case of "HAHA LMAO WHO CARES I WANNA HANG OUT WITH MY EBIN EG BROS XD"

NA dota ruins everything
>>
>>175080395
>2 t5 seamonkie series
>nu-EG
>hard side

if EG didnt tilt lil you may have had a point
>>
>>175080187
>Almost losing to fucking HUES
>Loses again to GPM
>Barely win against a washed up wings
>Only meaningful win is TBirds
>>
>>175080395
>hard side
>literally just had to beat EG as a challenge
>>
So what other cities should get a Major?
>>
PYONGYANG 2018
>>
>>175080743
Lima
>>
>>175080743
manila ;^)
>>
>>175080743
Copenhagen major
>>
>>175080743
Las Vegas
>>
>>175080743
Manila 2: Electric Boogaloo
>>
>>175080530
OD ends teamfights at minute 30 on the lower brackets.
Splitpushing with Furion or Zet is a good way to end games.
Pick Riki and roam if you think your team can take advantage of it.
Pick Pudge and roam if you think they can't and you just want solo kills.
Pick Lina and win mid to snowball all game.
Pick Lion if your team lacks disables and your're again at a lower bracket.
Pick Warlock if your team lacks disables and you're at a higher bracket.
Pick Legion if you're willing to offlane and you can reliably pick up duel damage.
Pick Weaver if you know there won't be any early fights and you want to end around minute 40.
That's several pre-60 endings just off the top of my head. I'm sure there's more.

TL;DR git gud
>>
>>175080743
Darwin.
>>
MOSUL 2019
>>
>>175080743
London


Valve please make Uk relevant again
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>>175080524
>>175080354
You are right
>>
Insiderbro here

Valve are testing a new entertainment interlude for disconnects. Sheever will get on stage and pleasure a nigger, adding an additional bull for each minute the issue remains unresolved. A livestream of ODPixel masturbating will play in the corner.

Screencap this post
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>>175081067
based insiderbro with the hop scoop
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>>175081067
>067
almost got me there
>>
>>175081067
You need trips for that son
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>>175081067
why would I want to watch animal on animal at least throw a human into the mix
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>>175081067
tfw no bukakke'd sheever gf
>>
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>>175080743
aleppo
>>
>>175081393
what's a lepo?
>>
>>175081425
DESU I thought the guy meant Homs when he was asking the question, that was the only real place I had heard about in 2011-13, from news sites.

This might actually be because Homs pretty much doesn't exist anymore
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>>175080887
Thanks dude. Weird how I can play all of those heroes just that I'm not at the gud part of the git yet
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>>175080743
helsinki
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>>175080743
davao
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>get stomped as anti mage
>score ends up at like 2 - 30
>by minute 5, my teammates were going as 4 but getting no kills or buildings, left solo against a TA with a roaming bounty
>my k/d ends up at 0/5/2
>manage an 18 minute battlefury despite getting stomped
>my solo offlane mirana ends the game with treads, midas, and blade of alacrity
>I get flamed harder than anyone else

I'm not saying I deserved to win, I just hate how delusional some people are.
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>>175080743
Cali, Colombia
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New to DoTA2, not new to MOBAS here.

Is it just me, or are there no guides for beginners on DoTA2 specific things? Every guide I find that isn't vastly out of date just explains basic MOBA mechanics I already know like last hitting and shit.

Does anyone have a good guide that will tell me things like what heroes are best for what lane, what heroes are designed for jungling, basic tips specific to DoTA2, etc.

Also, how the fuck do you keep track of what all the items do and build for them? Seems like everything has an active and a passive and a wall of text. It's overwhelming, I just need a way to get a grasp on the fundamentals.
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>>175080743
Glasgow
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>>175082438
>what heroes are best for what lane, what heroes are designed for jungling
any hero can play any role anon
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>>175082438
LoL player detected
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>>175082438
https://www.dotabuff.com/ is your friend
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>>175082653
>posting kleo feet
>not kleo tits
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>>175082651

Yeah, nah, I refuse to play LoL.
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>>175082438
A click creeps that are closer to the enemy tower than you are to switch aggro.
Press alt.
Buy wards so you can safely farm. Always keep one eye on your minimap. Remembering colours of the enemy heroes is helpful.
Spam the following heroes: Jakiro, Lina, Tusk, Leshrac, Phantom Assassin, Weaver.
Check enemy items when you have nothing to do. If they have shadowblade - buy dust / sentry wards.
If you get silenced a lot buy euls or bkb or manta style
If you get stunned/slowed a lot buy bkb.
Desolator is a really strong item for a cheap price. Very good on PA and Weaver.
If you play against Axe and you are ranged you can use euls on him whenever he uses his taunt to completly negate the damage.
If you play against Bloodseeker/Venomancer always keep your TP off cooldown. Double tap the TP hotkey to instantly go to your fountain.
If you play against Juggernaut Ghost scepter/forcestaff for int heroes or mantastyle for agi heroes counters his ultimate.
Silver Edge is very useful against AntiMage and Spectre
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>>175082438
Protip: play more games of dota. It's the only way to learn.
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>>175082770
let me rectify my mistake
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>>175082438
>basic tips specific to dota 2
Don't get RPd, blackholed, berserker's called, or chronosphered. Your team is stupid and will want to stand next to you for moral support, do not allow this. Build efficient items on supports and damage+stats on carries, BKB is your friend but please only buy it when the enemy has stuff for it to block. learn2creep aggro and control creep equilibrium by spamming viper mid until you actually think you are good at it, then switch to a hero that requires thought to do the same. Sometimes you gotta just let your retard team die in a pointless fight so you can push a tower or rax, and don't think that buying courier are wards and then sitting in lane doing nothing qualifies as supporting.
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>Lose to yet another team of legion,invoker, pa, riki + 1 support

Help, counters to this cancer
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>>175082438
watch day9 play dotka while coached by our beloved purge
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>>175082945
Silencer
Omniknight
Axe
MK
buy dust/sentries
dont stand in the smoke
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Has there ever been a team that were truly OUREST guys, /d2g/? I can't think of anyone but pic related. We hated them and loved them cause fuck, they were clowny.
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>>175082945
Phantom lancer with Diffusal Linkens Bots Aghs Heart BkB/Manta. Exactly this order. Always skill lance damage and cdr even if you don't go aghs.
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>>175082438
http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Mechanics
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>>175082851
ayy lmao
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>>175051843
>pizza store
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>>175083542
AYY LMAO
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>>175083228
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>>175082196
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>>175082770
side boobs is good enough?
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>>175051859
rate this
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>>175084267
VP will choke in main stage
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>>175077814
I'm incredible at supp. I zone the offlaners like fucking no-one's business. Only thing is, the bracket I play with the cores all leave their lanes as soon as a smirkish happens, or they take the pullcamps, or when I'm pulling the carry leaves the lane creeps to farm a pulled camp.
So I play mainly core now, offlane since I've played os much support I don't know how to carry or mid.
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>>175084248
>shovel is plastic
disgusting and discarded
>>175084267
>VP
might as well make the mouse win too, if you're going to meme like that. Still, I would laugh long and hard if they took the major. Start a petition on reddit for valve to stack the major this way.
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>>175084267
I will always remember VP as unsportsmanlike trashtalkers.
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Even for me, I don't think I've ever had 15 losses in a row. The sniper game was an unintentional AFK abandon due to irl emergency

Losing all your reports really made the sediment sink to the bottom of the dota 2 community. It's so obvious that my idea for reports and paid super reports is the way this game needs to go

>Pay for super report
>Valve employee reviews game
>They have an objective check mark list for player behavior and very little subjective choice
>As things get checked off you get banned for longer and longer periods of time

of course, i'd be one of the main people affected by this. Viva la intentional feeder!
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>>175084267
shitrekt is losing in round 2
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>>175082438
>Is it just me, or are there no guides for beginners on DoTA2 specific things?

There are literally more guides avaialable for dota like this than any other game that has existed in history. You did not look whatsoever.

>what heroes are best for what lanes
do you think there are objective best heroes?
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>>175084656
>PSG
>4000 games 2k mmr
>balding
do ho
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>>175084656
Literally what the fuck are you doing
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>>175084784
>considered a masculine, strong man in feudal japan whereas you are not

im ok with this

i have 4k mmr, but i cant use the account anymore ;^^^^^^^)
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>>175084886
If you were truly 4k, you;d be there by now
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>>175084869
ive intentionally fed the majority of about 120 games or so...vast majority like 80%

someone crosses me i feed, thats how dota works to me now

im just long long past this game and need other things to do in my life

hilariously enough i could've won the last game but then hey 100 gpm last pick lone druid saying "1v9" while having 6k hero damage in an hour game
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>Earthsaker please tell me a single thing you did this game
>"watch the replay i don't need to tell you every fucking thing i did this game"
>I just want one thing
>"what have you done? Don't bother responding, you're fucking muted"
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>>175084986
nah, because that assumes players linearly gain mmr based on skill, i've intentionally fed in ranked since the beginning and have also only ever played ranked with a behavior score under 3000.

4k games are easy, and not very different from 2k games. lol.
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>>175085004
>someone crosses me, i feed

You're one of those assholes who think they are fucking pro, so if anyone critiques you or flames, you just fucking afk/feed whatever.

Kill yourself cunt, you're 2k for a reason
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>>175085021
>other people are beholden to prove themselves to you

not how it works, but it's cute that you think you "won" because another man has self respect and won't denigrate himself to you.
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>>175085021
He got your there m8, no use dickwaving in pubs
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>>175084656
>4000 games
>2.1k MMR

I'll never understand this.
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>>175084248
eugh, fatties
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>>175085252
>>175085283
The thing is, he flamed the entire team before hand. That's just me getting back at him.

Mostly i just flame people who think they are hot shit or w/e
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>>175085158
>so if anyone critiques you or flames

No, it's specifically other players doing the wrong thing at wrong time from abysmal skill, intentionally crossing me like taking my lane or farm, or not listening to me when I tell them what to do. Doesn't really have anything to do with "Critiquing" me at all, as if anyone at my level could do that to begin wtih

There are a thousand reasons to give up in dota and 0 reasons to try. I never feel like I want my team to win, I feel like my team is the enemy every single game, because in not one game I play does my team perform adequately...mmr will only ever go down now on this acct until I boost it

I might just buy a $2 phone number for my russian PSG account tho
>>
Can any of you autists link me to the current statistics of Kiev
Winrates, pick rate etc
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>>175085301
It's because of personality, nothing to do with skill. rest assured I am vastly, vastly better than you and still improving even

Nonetheless, I'm going to be quite frank with you. If you care about this game, you calibrated that account too low and it's time to abandon it. Play the game on another account if you didn't already buy stuff. If you did, wait on ranked until the seasonal ranked rolls around (within 2 months)

Climbing MMR in this game is an illusion meant to suck you into its economy. Forced 50 is very, very real.
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>>175085130
m8 i haven't played dota in 4 months and my 4k+ ass could still dominate 2k games in my sleep
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>>175084656
I swear you were supposed to be dying of cancer, how has that not happened already?
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I like dota 2.

I also like league of legends.
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Envy gets BTFO in every tournament.
Puppeys team is one of the best right now.

Was Puppey's leading methods always right and REAL problem was Envy?
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>>175085784
>envy "v-vp is the strongest t-team right now"
>"n-no! Secret are shit!"
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>>175085724
I like you
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>>175085724
Why would you lie on the internet?
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>>175084267
>Virtus throw
>winning major
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>>175085994
?
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>>175085586
you cant dominate games in which you intentionally feed

As I was just telling someone else, the pleasure and fun in dota for me now is punishing other people who have bad personalities, dont teamplay, are rude, wont listen, etc
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>>175084656
How can you be this bad
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we should be thankful to PSG, he's accumulated thousands of hours of hard data proving forced 50 is a real phenomenon
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>>175085526
Source for the forced 50 pls?
I had huge trouble getting to 4. I got 250 and lost 250 and it took me 3 weeks or so to get 900 mmr.
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>>175085526
>If you care about this game

Not particularly. I'm mid-twenties with a career. I'm sure if I were younger without responsibilities it would pull me in like CS or WoW did back in the day.

I can only assume you are quite young otherwise you wouldn't waste your time the way that you do.
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>>175086171
You are a unique little snowflake. Edgy doesn't even begin to describe how cool you are.
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>>175086556
He's like 40, he's too old to be edgy anyway, at this point he's just a retard.
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>>175084029
>/ourguy/
>posts /reddit/
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Looking at the major thus far: 7.06,
Who's getting buffed who's getting nerfed?
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>>175087451
remove shrines
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>>175057165
pudge has a ranged stun though, his hook
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>>175087451
midas better get nerfed or I might just become a r/dota2 activist myself
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>>175051724
>buy frozen/readymade/ingredients for your own pizza
>wait until finals preshow starts
>heat your pizza and enjoy fresh warmth as you watch dota
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>>175065969
lol wat an ugly fat fuck
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>>175086271
Statistics. Statistics tell us that in any population in an uncontrolled system there should be x number of outliers

in dota these outliers would be
>super high mmr players and then pro/highest players
>players who are awful, players who are so bad that they make their team lose singlehandedly

Now, the key here is that outliers should occur with MUCH greater frequency than they do. Dota has something like 12 million active accounts, but there are only hundreds of players with very high win rates over time. If the system wa snot controlled, there should be MANY players who maintain win rates like 70%, even across thousands of games, and there should be MANY players woh maintain win rates like 30%, even across thousands of games.

Instead, almost every player in Dota 2 has between a 45% and 55% win rate. The vast majority of everyone. I estimate over 90% based on the thousands of player profiles ive looked at over the years

Forced 50 is real. Reminder that literally everything I have told you is real in this game has turned out to be verifiably real
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>>175086483
>I can only assume you are quite young otherwise you wouldn't waste your time the way that you do.

nah i'm the oldest person here its just clear there is no path in life for me so i'll end up being some kind of guy who lives in a camper house in arizona one day

it would be nice to have a career but i can no longer imagine acquiescing my life to work
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Yo why is this general so dead nowadays?
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>>175088360
>nah i'm the oldest person

t. 90s babb
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>>175088198
You neex to losten that tin foil hat, man. Maybe it's that you just need to get gud ya skrub_____________________________________________________________________________
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>>175088427
dude im literally known here for being an old failure if anything. you made me lol though. yeah i wish my knee didn't hurt like this and i didnt have gout and arthritis :)
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>>175082438
doturd (dota 2) has a lot of complex mechanics
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>>175088423
because you stopped posting
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>>175088550
shouldnt you be grading papers nahaz
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>>175088423
sento doesn't smile
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>>175088550
Are you obese or something?
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>>175088958
Just barely. I just lost 16lb that I gained when I got my new job from being stressed out. Going for a walk right now actually

I injured my knee in 2002 stretching too far and never even got it looked at. Shit hurts every day now

If i can give any actual advice to d2g, don't let injuries like this go- do whatever you need. Apply to medicaid etc. ask hospitals about charity programs.

I will probably never be able to run again without pain and you can't imagine how much that sucks
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>>175089082
are you the guy who lives in a shed?
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>>175077956
>Reddit
>not worshipping all brown people
Fucking kotaku ran an article about how great tnc was and how they were gonna win
>>
Why does Dota (and other mobas) still use click to move? It's not an RTS. Just use WASD like literally any other game.
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>>175089796
>WASD
Ugh, that's too hard for me. Why not just use touch screen controls like in Angry Birds and other strategy games.
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>>175089796
because that is literally beyond retarded
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>people giving PSG (You)s
he's going through a phase right now. Give him time to get his life together and he'll stop shitting up the general.
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What if return aura worked on creeps?
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>>175089796
>not moving the heroes with your mind
>>
I have a confession to make. I use wasd camera control.
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>>175090016
What if return worked on illusions?
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>>175086165
LoL's heroes spells always seemed kind of boring to me
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>>175090070
>tfw too smart to move heroes with your mind
>>
ZET BTFO
http://imgur.com/a/9qeX1
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>>175090351
>it wasn't gay porn
very disappointing
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>>175079027
This, vp went mid skymage for god's sake
No one takes that shit seriously
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>>175087881
Midas is already punishable, just pick early game heroes like ursa, axe, and ta
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Rank the Valve Premiere Events, iyo

Manila
TI6
DAC2015
TI3
TI5
Frankfurt
Boston
TI2
Shanghai
TI4
TI1
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>>175090963
>TI1 below Shanghai
>TI4 below Shanghai
>TI5 below TI3
What the fuck even is this anon.
Manilla is top tier though, you're absolutely right there.
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>>175091150

I admit, the bottom 3 was those "writing up the list at the top of my head" kind of things. To me, I remember not enjoying Shanghai, and TI4 much so I lumped it there. TI1 since looking back it felt really barren esp since it was on beta. The rest are things I actually gave thought of though.
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>>175055532
>How come Axe is so strong now
He's not, he's just does what he's supposed to do.
Also, since other initiators like centaur got nerfed, he went up.
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>>175090963
here's my shitty opinion

Shanghai (I don't remember laughing this hard during a dota event ever)
TI6 (great semi-final and production value)
Manila (great crowd and cosplay contest)
TI5 (USA USA USA)
TI3 (muh grand final)
TI4 (best dota patch was played at this TI, marks the end of Dota being great as reddit kneejerk reaction to finals ruined the game forever)
Boston (1 good game plus it's recent in my memory)
Frankfurt (dead crowd dead game boring grand final)
TI2 (dender steals da ravange, shtanding ovatation frum da crowd :DDDDD)
TI1 (I never saw it so fuck it)
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What's the Dota equivalent of this album?
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>>175092019
ti5, great, but overrated sometimes
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>>175092019
Never heard of it, assuming it was incredibly good though.


Patch 7.01 (not 7.00 because of op monkey king)
>>
>7.01
>good
I think you meant 7.04, the best subpatch of this patch
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>>175090070
Soon, neural implants are coming, optical input is in the near future
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>>175080743


ᠤᠯᠠᠭᠠᠨᠪᠠᠭᠠᠲᠤᠷ
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>>175092262
i too, miss stacking qb with my iron talon
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>>175092415
sallam brother
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>>175086134
what's she looking at?
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>>175080743
>sea themed TI7
they should have held the major in Tenerife or Hawaii desu
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>>175092415

gtfo zalgo
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>>175092715
>hawaii
valve doesnt like to mix business with pleasure
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>>175089796
>Just use WASD like literally any other game.

Sharp edge, sharp mind.

btw this game is going to be huge
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>>175093285
>LoL clone
only Blizzard got it right and managed to put a dent into the Korean LoL market
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHVBWERGP3s
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>>175093285
THICC
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>>175093648
awkward
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>>175093285
>We want the overwatch audience
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>>175093553
>lol clone
>with wasd

its a different thing. might as well be a diff genre
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>>175094204
wow so wacky and different, what a selling point!
>>
Haven't been watching, how were the group stages
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>>175093285
damn, I just realized that I can start MXM general, and one day do the MXM Masters or something.

Let's do the /d2g/ agai-hain!

its a fun game, and has PVE elements like dota should also

(Dota sohuld include a diablo-like game where you can find cosmetics, and you should be able to find items for the diablo-like game inside normal dota)
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>>175094332
pure concentrated memes
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>>175094332
are you an EG fan?
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>>175094261
if you don't think wasd doesn't absolutely, overwhelmingly change a moba game you are out of your mind
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so this eg squad is 100% donzeo after kiev isn't it?
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>>175095052
They could pull it back anon, all you have to do is believe that Cr1t can work out how to pick heroes.
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>>175094958
If your objective was to be retarded then yes.

Also why are you shilling your shitty LoL clone on /d2g/? Did the CoD marketing team bully you out of /v/ or something?
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>>175095052
yup crit out and he moves back to yurop

I hope someone GOOD takes his place, not sure who.
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>>175095149
cr1t is like the surface level problem

I honestly have no idea why people think EG are a clear favourites vs thunderbirds, they are going to get shit on so hard
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>Nethertoxin reworked to do 3/5/7/9 pure damage for each debuff on the enemy
>Spark Wraith has a small splash, barely enough to hit units close enough to nullify Flux
>Chilling Touch places a debuff on enemy they hit, reducing their movement speed by 0.5/1/1.5/2% for every stack
>Bloodseeker Thirst lingers for 10 seconds after death up from 2
>Red camps next to bounty rune spawn once every minute, all other camps still spawn only every odd minute
>Necronomicon Warrior has purge on a long coooldown
>Static Field reworked to be part of Arc Lightning, no longer triggers with any other skills, given a new spell to replace it
>Homing Missile replaced by a new skill that isn't completely useless as a nuke and disable
>All GPM, XPM and respawn timer talents are replaced

Just some leaks from the patch for TI7
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>>175095341
lol thanks icefrog.
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>>175095341
there are good ideas there. But fuck off.
>>
Finally reached 4k. Was calibrated at 2k. Ask me enything.
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>>175051576
i get pissed off and sell my items and abandon
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>>175095248
They won't for the same reason OG beat them. Certainly not clear favoritws though.
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>>175094702
I'm a fan of good dota
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>>175095341
>All GPM, XPM and respawn timer talents are replaced

just couldn't be cool could you
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>>175095341
First one is pretty cool, would it count separate stacks like sticky napalm?
>>
so how are your games now that valve did the number verification thing?
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>>175095341
>>Chilling Touch places a debuff on enemy they hit, reducing their movement speed by 0.5/1/1.5/2% for every stack

It's funny when 3ks make fake patch notes and don't understand that they just made a 66% win rate hero
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>>175095341
>making bloodseeker good
You can't feel me
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>>175095950
doesn't take effect till May 4th
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>>175095341
>Nethertoxin reworked to do 3/5/7/9 pure damage for each debuff on the enemy
extra or only? currently viper can only add 3 debuffs to enemy with his skills so that seems underwhelming
>Spark Wraith has a small splash, barely enough to hit units close enough to nullify Flux
whatever, gonna speed farm up greatly tho
>Chilling Touch places a debuff on enemy they hit, reducing their movement speed by 0.5/1/1.5/2% for every stack
it already was a early game skirmish winner, but that slow seems a bit low, say 3 heroes do two attacks with level 2 chilling touch on one target, it only slows down by 6%, vortex is a better slow by a large margin, i doubt more people will max it
>Bloodseeker Thirst lingers for 10 seconds after death up from 2
too long
>Red camps next to bounty rune spawn once every minute, all other camps still spawn only every odd minute
so 4 hard camps total spawn every minute? not a huge deal
>Necronomicon Warrior has purge on a long coooldown
nice, free satyr for beastmaster
>Static Field reworked to be part of Arc Lightning, no longer triggers with any other skills, given a new spell to replace it
good
>Homing Missile replaced by a new skill that isn't completely useless as a nuke and disable
good
>All GPM, XPM and respawn timer talents are replaced
took long enough
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>>175095950
dont have too much time to play, but i've won two ranked so far.
Nobody bitched, even when we were losing early.
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>>175095967
>Literally shittier Goo
It's just a novelty change at best
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>>175096401
what's your favorite hero, also give link
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>>175096401
Have you considered committing suicide?
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>>175095848
IG vs OG games were pretty good, especially game 2 if you want to see Burning carry on AM
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>>175096689
>Burning carry on AM
that was a typical am game. I was getting pissed off watching it. Every time i play against an am it ends like that
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>>175096904
>Burning carry on AM
yeah but he did it vs OG so it's way better ;)
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>>175085379
you need to play singleplayer games friend the whole multiplayer thing really doesn't work for you
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holy fuck how do I stop being a neet please help dotards
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>>175097424
Get a job, make friends at said job, boom, you did it, congratulations.
>>
What interesting things even happened at this major? I know there was that card game, Burning AM, but group stages seemed so underwhelming
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>>175097503
>make friends at said job


no
fucking
thank
you
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Highest mmr in the world. Let that sink in.
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>>175097582
I'm assuming he means a group of people you go for after work drinks with every couple of weeks, nothing more.
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>>175097629
why does he have a girl's name
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>>175097682
>after work drinks with every couple of weeks


NO
FUCKING
THANK
YOU
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>>175097220
uhh i've played multiplayer games since 1996 bro. dota is a short span in my history. no other game has ever been an issue except dota
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>>175097629
>OG needs literally the best player in the world to carry them
Can't make this shit up
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>>175059623

>honeypot major

kys
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>>175097682
>leave work
>go interact with people from work instead of going home where i have desperately wanted to be all day

i really just dont even parse/understand this at a basic level
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>>175097765
maybe drop dota then nigger you won't be missed
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>>175097959
see >>175093285

the end is nigh
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>>175097829
he was like 7700 mmr when they won boston :^)
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don't bully PSG he doesn't have long left on this mortal plane
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>>175098353
its benign mah nig.

i dont care about being bullied i accepted long long ago that im not compatible with other people, its my place in this world to be hated
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>>175098512
denial is a hard step to get through
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>>175097926
It's nice anon, try it. I don't necessarily mean the people within your immediate team. I wouldn't dream of doing that. There's only maybe 2-3 out of the 7 of my team I would actually want to chat over a beer with.

In my case there's 6-8 of us that all work on different teams and projects, all of a similar age range and career path. Nice to sit in the sun with a beer and a cigarette and catch up.
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>>175098512
>i accepted long long ago that im not compatible with other people, its my place in this world to be hated

You admit to being a dick and purposefully feeding in your games. Perhaps a similar attitude in real life leads to people disliking you rather than some kind of innate incompatibility with humankind.
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>>175097859
>he thinks majors matter
THE
ONLY
TOURNAMENT
THAT
MATTERS
IS
THE
INTERNATIONAL
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>>175099247
he's right, that's why Chyna is numba won
>>
>>175099247
>he thinks TI matters

mate this scene is just a cover for the largest adderal trade this side of the galaxy
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>>175099046
my attitude in real life isn't anything like intentional feeding in dota. I'm a helpful and polite person with very good manners. I've assisted multiple times with things like helping when there has been a car wreck, and I have rescued over 10 dogs and returned them to their owners, just in the past 5 years

part of my bitterness is that being genuinely good, as i am, in life, doesn't yield anything.
>>
Anyone got that picture of Burning AM kill participation with nothing showing then 10 heroes clustered at the end?
>>
>>175098512
>>175099527
if you help others expecting some kind of reward you are not a good person.
>>
>>175100019
you missed the point. It's that being a good person is idle where people are rewarded directly for being bad.

i have no doubt that i am morally superior to most people and nothing you say will change that because i act morally of my own volition
>>
DC.Bulba
>>
SG.Bulba
>>
10 and a half hours left dotards
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>>175100676
My body is ready.
>>
McDonalds.Bulba
>>
Dead.Thread
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>>175099247

2 major > 1 ti, retard, specially the first majors

that's why valve nerfed majors a bit
>>
>shit all over PA picking garbage early game
>they end up huge and unstoppable, facerolling insta-kills all over the map anyway

What a truly dogshit game, catering directly to shameless speds who pick PA.
>>
>>175102216
the hero that this is true about is juggernaut, about fifteen thousand times more than PA

giving him 1.4 BAT was a huge mistake, he can never, ever be shut down ever
>>
post god tier music to grind mmr to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FU6JTZhMS8
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>>175102171
this is literally true, you get 2 mil for winning a
2 majors and with the declining playerbse you will be lucky to get 1 mil at ti7
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>>175102216
you truly are fucking bad kid
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so is the verdict in? did talents ruin dota?

because I haven't had any interest in this game since the first 2 weeks after talents were introduced
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Gameshitter here, I don't know much about e-sports but are these good predictions? I weighted my decisions heavily towards chinks.
>>
>>175102678
No, people who pick PA are bad, and shameless scum on top of that. Kill yourself.
>>
>>175097682
some of us have real friends already
>>175097926
this
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>>175103057
>Newbee
try again
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But the game is a saddening bore
Cause i've played it thousands before
I will shit on your game you fools
If you fuck up it's GG I'm
FEEEEEDING running down the mid lane
Oh yeah, look at those donkeys go
Time for next game yknow?
And I'll never stop THROWWWWING
Breaking all my items
Oh dear, Medusa got my rapier though
Now in 7.0

Where'd my life go wrooooooooonngg

just in case ur some kind of fucking ultimate pleb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v--IqqusnNQ
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>>175103057
I really don't see Newbee beating IG
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>>175103415
>>175103508

Better?

>>175103473

How do we end PSG's suffering?
>>
>>175099527
Did you also unsheathe your katana and omewai gatashi no jutsu a disgusting barbarian about to accost a poor maiden?
>>
>>175103723
i missed the reference
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>>175103473
>2k
LMAO
also
>bowie
pleb
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how do i win in this game when my team is nothing but a giant anchor
please tell me this
my mid player has less items than my supports
bristle kept dying alone on the wrong side of the river trading hits with jakiro until his team came to help
aa kept flaming everybody the whole game saying how he was such a great player and this was just a shitty smurf, but refused to say his real mmr or account name
there was a grand total of two dusts (one was me) bought over 80 minutes against a shadowblade and an invoker
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>+400 attack range

Somebody justify this
>>
>>175103024
placebo

or you're just not willing to learn the new dota? shit changes and people always get mad
>>
>>175103131
if you cant shut down pa you are literally the fucking worst
it means you dont know how to close the game
>>
>>175104325
wow he gets 400 attack range at level 20, so op omg!
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>>175104329
I read and learnt all the talents. The problem I had with them was how they introduced another layer of unkown variables. Skill based games like dota are fun because through experience you know your own and your opponents limitations and try to work them into your favor. A player who's able to learn from past games and adapt them in future games often comes up on top. Talents just made the game seem more random. Something designed for 2ks to "feel more powerful" while missing the point of competetive video games.

It's if they introduced battlefield style weapon attachments to counter-strike and claimed it "raised the skill ceiling" when the point of that game too is to know the limitations.
>>
>>175104204
Can you tell me why would you ever buy manta against that team?
>>
>>175104687
Talents are nowhere near that big of a deal, all of them except a few heroes level 25 talents are next to inconsequential.
>>
>have 1070 and i7 6700k
>game drops to 80 fps with medium settings and 40% render

dotards??
>>
>>175104821
I got a decent timing for it and I was hoping to use it to push early, giving me movespeed, damage and tankiness. Also, Invoker had a massive fucking hard-on for coldsnapping me.
>>
>>175104325
bat
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>>175105009
Would have been way better if you gotten a diffu instead of that shit, you just crippled yourself in that game
>>
>>175104970
Cast range upgrades are pretty huge and you can't even click there hero to check for them. It felt (and technically IS) trial and error.

You might be right that they aren't "that big of a deal" but they took away the feel of "constants" and that reliance on "I know exactly what you can do and here's how I think you'll try to do it" that I loved about the game and why I put thousands of hours into it.
>>
>>175105259
I had a Diffusal, it was my first item. I sold it at 70 minutes for the Heart because everytime we won a fight I couldn't do much with 400 hp because a routed Axe or Invoker immediately would have jumped me and blown me up and gotten out scott-free due to either being a stove or having an invisibility-spell rendering them immune to damage from my team
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>>175103057
>Toronoto
>>
what do we do about smurfs?
>>
>>175105495
Should have kept it and sell the manta for refresher, double bkb and haunt against that team is good on top of fucking diffu
>>
>>175104325
nobody ever picks him anyway
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"you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about"
>>
>>175106995
i wonder how long hots can ride off the hype their game has right now
>>
>>175104325
that's the bad talent though you want the 150 gpm
>>
What if like....

Secret... never lose?
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Which cosmetic items (Drow's MoM, CK's Armlet, Huskar's HotD, etc..) are still decent pickups for their respective heros?
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at this point i actually dont know when this will stop

i tried in the legion game
>>
will there esports at 4a est?
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grant streaming pubs btw
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>>175107732
stop buying phase boots
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>>175107732
Man, this is 2017, stop falling for forced 50 already.
>>
>>175107732
get gud, and pick cheese heroes like Zeus. Keep a positive attitude, work with your team rather than fighting over roles like offlaner or mid. I may still be garbe but I tell you whut, being a nice guy makes your team better 80% or the time. the other 20% is because we have peruvian account buyers shitting up our games and their literal garbage rubik plays overpower my optimism
>>
>>175104325
>>175107190

>not playing dragon lance longneck jakiro

and then you came blaming frogo for the 55 minutes highground siege stage
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>>175104325
>>175107190
>>175108548


forget my pic. best siege hero. drop ult on their creep spawn, eat their structures with liquid fire
>>
>>175108548
you can run it with a WW core and just have two flying lizards attacking from across the map, now that's what I call epic
>>
>>175107689
Alchemist radiance
AM's Manta
AM's basher
Centaur Reaver
Medusa Skadi bow
PL Diffusal spear, assuming you picked PL at all
CM Force staff
Slark Silver edge
Axe Vanguard
Axe blink
Axe Blademail
Tinker BoTs
Spectre Diffusal
Tide blink
Ursa blink
Storm orchid
CM Sentry ward
AM TP Scroll
Dazzle desolater
>>
why did icefrog hand over balance changes to 2.6k MMR valve employees
>>
>>175107732
>been on d2g since TI2
>PSG still fucking posts the same shit every day

You've been more of a constant in my life than my past two girlfriends, man. I don't know how to feel about that.
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I was the AM

what went wrong
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>>175109073
are you assuming that icefrog is higher than 2k himself?
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less than 12 hours to go before main event
post your BIASED teams to win and why

i want vp to win jsut to fuck d2g

liquid too even tho they are dogshit

secret winning kiev would trigger the redditors and the anime patron himself, EE
>>
>>175109381
your rubick went 1-17
>>
>>175109381
Linken's Aghs
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>>175109018
>Dazzle Deso
>not Pipe of Dezun

baka desu senpai
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>>175109430
>i want vp to win
they're going to choke like always
>>
>>175109194
i quit for like an entire year bruh
>>
>>175109584
>Support Dazzle in the year that is currently happening right now
Somebody hasn't taken +60 damage talent yet.
>>
>>175109646
i know right

i just want to be le contrarian this time
>>
Who's ready to see /ourguys/ win a tourney?
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>>175108776

this is what I'm talking about familia
>>
odds another game
even bed
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>>175051859
EUROKEKS ACTUALLY BELIEVE OG CAN WIN A MAJOR
LMAO
>>
>>175107732
you got brain issues man just go ride a bike
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Who's ready for OG to win another non-TI tournament?
>>
>>175109737
Don't get me wrong , carry Dazzleator is :ok_hand:, but Axe counterpicks are still really fucking scary.

...come to think of it was axe made for the sole purpose of countering Huskar and Dazzle? His ult fucks them both like a cheap whore
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>>175109808
Mason will never lose again.
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>>175110036
bed then wake up for the major
>>
>>175109381
>AM
>less than 25 kills
>not ending the game at minute 30
>>
>>175109646
Fucking paradox, how does a team that wins so dominatingly in group stages chokes so hard? Empire in DAC too, must be some kind of russian virus.
>>
>>175108703
reveal with ice path
>>
>>175110180
Have you ever 1v1 laned as Axe against dazzle? You simply get trashed so hard you lose your rax before you get blink, or leave the lane.
Basically if you don't play around the shallow grave as your main focus, Axe is irrelevant.
>>
>>175107689
ursa cowboy hat
>>
>>175110723
I'm not talking about solo, I'm talking about 5v4/4v3 teamfights. Solo fights, Dazzle wins almost every time.

>>175110916
wot in tarnation.
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Fuck you Skywrath
>>
>>175111001
Fuck you dumbfuck darkseer.
>>
>>175111001
>>175111294
What's going on here
>>
"kiev major schedule april 27" -gamepedia -blog -twitter -kotaku -gosugamers -dotabuff -liquid -facebook -pcgamer -steamcommunity -bet -dailyesports -esportsmatrix -egamersworld -dotesports -twitch -youtube -fantasy.prizetrac.kr -kappafantasy

Finally found the schedule with google.
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>>175111294
Eat a dick nigger 2.6k trash
>>
>>175111378
Just go to liquipedia...
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rate my Lich. Is he edgy enough, should I go deeper?
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>>175111369
this fagit ds trash talk the whole game. I was swm.
>>
>>175111652
Needs more dps
>>
>>175111953
>+150 dmg
>RP+Skewer into aghs chronosphere and chain frost

okay, now what?
>>
>>175112052
More death and destruction
>>
>>175112093
>5 man rp into aghs chrono and aghs+aether lens chain frost
>team wipe

we gucci now or nah?
>>
>>175110981
>he doesn't build the cowboy hat every game
shiggy diggy
>>
>Kill slark seven times in lane
>he gets midas at 19mins
>shows up 10mins later with echo, ptreads, silv edge

fuck this game
>>
>>175112171
it's ok
>>
>>175112424
Why didn't you just win before 29 minutes then?
>>
>>175112493
because pushing highground against magnus and enigma is hard - especially with the new inclusion of a million mini fountains right next to the objectives
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Sheeeit, when was this last updated?
>>
>>175111686
youre both shitters
>>
>>175070227
you can actually just google win10 for disabled, then it asks you if you are disabled, you click yes and you have a free win10
>>
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How am I supposed to win with people like this on my team? 40 minute aghs. I'm at 1800 mmr and dropping.
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Reminder that mason will win the Kiev Major.
>>
hello i'd like to give a global public service announcement to all new players or baddies

please stand next to tusk when he snowballs
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>>175112647
>nature prophet's low damage
>>
>>175112647
>Nature Profit's low damage
I don't think that's been touched since 6.7X
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>>175113040
But then I just get stunned
>>
>>175112959
play carry retard

or tusk

jesus christ if you can communicate with your team to
>>175113040

then you just win with tusk
>>
>>175113271
i mean teammates but ok
>>
>>175112959
>tfw you have a quarry to settle
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>>175113452
Still not following
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>wake up
>diaNueve streaming dota
>>
>>175105342
What? You realize you can see which talent someone has skilled, right?
>>
>>175111686
>skywrath without aghs
It's like you don't want every teamfight to be 6v5
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>TI4 was 3 years ago
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>>175115301
>>175114902
did ti4 eg bully mason?
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>>175115518
I don't know but I really miss TI4 EG. Most fun I ever had watching Dota 2.
>>
Is anyone having weird ass frame issues? I was perfectly fine just yesterday but now I've got noticeable frame rate drops. Did they update?
>>
>>175116189
it's a beta
>>
>tfw soloing enemies 2x your networth as a pudge
get fucked tinker
>>
When is the first game tomorrow?
9 am local time?
>>
>>175114803
Thy were highly mobile, so I had to buy atos. I barely have money for anything left before the 30 min mark with wards smoke and dust.

It's this clueless ds and shaman who always go together 2vs5.
>>
I have a ton (2000+) cheap items (<10cents) in my inventory I don't care much about. Is there any page that still allows to bet items for first world countries?
>>
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>>175116565
>lost a fight
>time to high ground defense
>creeps fight just outside tower range
>throw aether lens hook
>max range catches viper
>Forcestaffs 300 range before your dismember stops it
>enemy retreats
>>
Are you faggots ready for digital sports?
>>
>>175116913
No, but I am ready for a new patch. How do you think they'll buff Arc Warden?
>>
>>175116913
Im ready to sleep
>>
>>175117198
I hope that shit hero gets nerfed yet again together with Earthspirit and Monkey King.
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>2 years ago
>buy logitech g302
>amazing mouse best ever, but it starts to double click
>last year
>replace it with g303
>last month
>g303 stops registering clicks
>buy a g302 at walmart for 20 bucks
>no longer like it because of the infinintely better skates/cord/tiny amount heavier weight of g303

This is a mouse specifically designed for mobas they advertise it as the switches standing up to millions of clicks

third one in two years. honestly, i still recommend it though, great mouse...just buy it at best buy and buy the replacement plan because 100% of all mice switches fail now you have no reliable option
>>
>>175117417
>mouse lasting 1 fucking year
jesus are you lying and actually buying them used from goodwill? Or do you have fat fingers yet have hulk strength in slamming on the buttons?
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>>175117417
will this mouse let me finally reach 4k?
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>>175117370
>8 matches
>37.15% win/loss

eat shit m8. My boy Arc is gonna get one hell of a buff in 7.06

>>175117417
how do you bind your keys for micro heros like LD, Meepo and Arc?
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>>175112959
it's not that good for things other than taking buildings
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>>175117417
>falling for the logitech meme
literally have had a €15 a4tech mouse for 5 years, even comes with ergonomic finger rests
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>>175117727
I categorically avoid playing micro heroes for almost my entire dota career

f1 selects all other units and control groups on 4-5-6. You would never select units with the mouse anyway, that is alwyas keyboard.
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>>175118468
>2017
>having sub-par micro
>not having a numpad on your mouse
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>>175118608
>>not having a numpad on your mouse

nigga.
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>>175118468
[meme arrow]not knowing how to micro
[meme arrow]not fucking pub baddies with Visage
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>>175118608
those shits are gay and tryhard. just use the keyboard
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>>175118697
it looks better than the other mmo meece which have all the macro buttons under your thumb, can't imagine how painful your thumb must get after using those desu
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umm dotards why is the tournament at like 2am?
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>pick wraith king
>build vlads and satanic
>pick lifesteal talent
>90% lifesteal
how is this balanced dotards?
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>>175118608
>numbered top to bottom

The fuck is this shit?
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>>175118817
Yeah but do you really have enough dexterity in your middle finger to accurately use a numpab on the right mouse click? How do you even use right click if that abomination is squatting on the pad?
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>>175118817
It's not that bad unless you did something like bind your items to the thumb keys. I have a naga hex v2 yes I did fall for the razer meme, but she's a good mouse. Does her job and is damn good at it

>>175118926
Kurwa mac
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>>175118980
can reach 1-5 easily with left hand

need 6-9 far more
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>enchantress was picked two times
hell yeah!
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>>175117417
>buy Microsoft intellimouse 3.0
>use it for 6 years
>starts getting double click
>throw it in a drawer and use some shitty mouse
>that one starts getting double click as well
>might as well use my good double clicker until I get a new mouse
>plug in the intellimouse
>double click is gone
>it has regenerated itself
>been using it for last 2 years

Why the fuck did they stop producing the best mouse ever created?
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>>175118946
>QUAS WEX EXORT
nothin personel...kid...
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>>175119443
they didn't. they came back out with a new version of it...never liked it though it's a huge gigantic mouse

i think new "logitech pro gaming mouse" is probably the best mouse ever created for general use. Buy that warranty tho. Swtiches will always fail now.
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>>175119434
there's something missing in this image
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>>175119596
what are you talking about?
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>>175118946
>get chen to tame 3 of the walking purple dragon babbies
>120% lifesteal
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>>175119596
is it her deer cock?
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classic 3k
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>>175119776
That's the face of a man who's about to solo kill invoker as a position 5
That's the same face I make when I gank mid
No better feeling than shitting all over a core with only bare boots and a couple sticks, quietly whispering "your farm can't save you now"
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>>175119776
ta is there, though
gulagites are so bad at looking at minimap that they cant even do it in a still image lol
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>>175120182
look at the enemy lineup, that's why I posted the image
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>>175120557
meant to reply to >>175120012
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>>175120182
>implying ta won't just sit there auto-attacking creeps
trust me, I know what I'm talking about. In the trench all kills are solo kills during the laning stage.
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>>175120865
Actually the TA did dive with him and also took tower aggro to prevent day9 from dying. Pretty incredible for trench
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>GROUP PHASE LITERALLY DID NOT MATTER
>>
I think if Nahaz was my teacher I'd pay attention to lectures
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>>175121105
cool, based ta.
Always nice to have a team player on your side, but not something you can count on.
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>>175119776
Dire would have a chance, but with Drow, Templar AND Luna all on the same team, I'm guess this game ends at 20 Min mark with rax.

>check on twitch
I was right.
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>>175121148
secret got free ticket to top 8
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LOL
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>axe bot gets rooted
>mfw he uses force staff on the enemy unit to put it in call range

neat
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>>175121447
Why? Wouldn't that joke be applicable with literally anything in his pants? Why is Sven letting Riki hug his dick? Riki's obviously a flaming homosexual, but Sven is canonically fucking CM.
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>>175122638
P O C K E T
O
C
K
E
T

R I K I
I
K
I
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>>175121821
>playing with bots
I used to do that to mess with builds, but I would always get so tilted.
I'm dying less than 1000 units away, but the bot (with stun off cooldown) is sitting there watching creeps hit each other, not even getting last hits. I die, then the bot notices the enemy at half hp, runs after it (still not using stun) dives tower and dies.
Fuck these bots, man, when will reddit build better ones.
>>
>>175121447
JOJO DOES IT AGAIN XDD
>>
im watching the thunderbird games and holy shit it astounding how bad moon is...
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>>175122764
check the workshop, they already exist. They are, however, a bitch and a half to find.


1. Pick Lich
2. build as a magic damage carry (Aether, Aghs, Veil/Refresher, Ocatrine, BoT, Bloodstone)
3. fire a chain frost into the bots and laugh as they continue huddling giving you free rampages
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>>175122945
he was on the team only as NA token player, now that they move to europe he's gonna get the boot for sure
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>error duplicate file exists here
fuck you
>>
>thread still alive

Sasuga dead game
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>mfw betting on both Mouz and Vitality
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>day9 getting sub 60fps

nice shit game
>>
>>175123856
b e t a
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>>175124060
and its free

no complaining
>>
>>175123856
time to make a thread on reddit!
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>bo1 format
>wings and vp at boston got eliminated by eg
>reddit is quiet, they think bo1 is great because greeks fluked their way to the grand finals
>tnc, despite going 3-1, is gonna be eliminated on the first day
>reddit throws a shitfit
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>>175124236
can you make a thread about the sf deso arms while you're at it?
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>>175124304
sure
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>>175121821
>playing against unfair bots
>kill lina
>she is just there again like 4 seconds later and kills me with laguna blade, which she already used

neat
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>have group phase
>it literally does not matter
the absolute madmen
>>
>>175124596
Jebaited
>>
>>175124298
>bo1

???
>>
i started dota for the first time a few weeks ago and im so much better than day9

maybe it's because i played a lot of lol/sc2 before
>>
hahah us gulagians amirite XD
>>
lets us be real, it's going to be OG and iG in the finals
>>
>>175124942
he's played a lot of starcraft
>>
>>175124942
hes played the only starcraft that was worth a shit
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>Burning is going to slaughter the Greeks with PA
>>
>>175124596
it was good way to gauge the teams top to botom
>>
>>175121148
>a free ticket to win the first series and secure yourself the next tier of reward money
>doesn't matter
>>
So I just got shitcanned as an invoker laning against bloodseeker mid. He would just spam blood rite and since invoker is slow as fuck I wasn't even able to walk out like you do with every other hero. If I got low, he was able to kill me with blood rite and thirst-buffed auto attacks. Wtf do I do next time in this sort of lane?
>>
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game's dead
>>
what heroes are not picked yet
>>
>>175114902
>ti4 was 3 years ago
>was the last time razor was "good"
>>
what are the most important settings to change? I already enabled quick cast with the advanced hotkey mode (ie. q is quickcast, alt-q is normal cast)
>>
>>175126209
>Wtf do I do next time in this sort of lane?
git gud
>>
>>175126524
Well, I made the smurf to practice invoker, so that's what I'm doing. I have done well in the games previous to this laning against necro and storm. I just got demolished this time.
>>
>>175109381
You are rtc
>>
>>175109381
you are the fuck youj
>>
>>175126501
Good. When razor is good, for whatever reason Viper is too. Both are heroes I enjoy never having to play against.
>>
>>175126370
lone druid
>>
can mouz do it?
>>
>>175127580
no
t. diehard fan of /ourgreeks/
>>
>>175127580
Spartans can't beat B-God
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don't not worry guise ill get us too bump limit
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does someone want to help me win the dota 2 video game tonight

it hurts
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>>175128276
hey as long as you not minding me being on pcp ill fucking totally play
>>
>>175128472
dude i smoked some PCP once, i got super afraid of the intro to Who's Line Is it Anyway and I hid behind my bed because I thought drew carey was trying to get me through the tv
>>
>>175128323
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/a/aa/Timb_whirlingdeath_05.mp3
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>>175128527
shit dude thats too much man i've had those days

you gotta be careful
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This is the state of the game right now
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>>175128919
who fucking cares haha just release more hats
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>>175129038
Since I posted the screenshot 2000 people stopped watching

It hurts
>>
>>175128661
it was the only time i ever somked pcp, i smoked it with this girl who i was trying to suck her tits but we just did drugs together

we were like "it isnt working" so we smoked a whole sherm cig to the face

i fucking talked to my dad after this
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>>175129141
only boring 3 tier NA keks streaming
>>
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Who here is on VIRTUS PRO with me?
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>>175129319
It's safe to say that the game is practically done for in the 1st world
>>
>>175129321
Our boy aka Artour Babaev is going to carry Evil Geniuses to victory.
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>>175125282
is this her face internally every time she gets a crit
>>
>>175126209
>He would just spam blood rite and since invoker is slow as fuck I wasn't even able to walk out like you do with every other hero.
quas wex dumdum
>>
how do i offlane enigma
>>
>>175129964
>>175129964
>>175129964
>>175129964
>>
>>175126209
>>175129995
meant wex exort but seriously wex gives you move speed
>>
>>175128276
>these item builds
>>
>>175128784
>>175128940
>.jpg
>>175129267
>>175129587
WHAT THE FUCK
>>
>>175104821
Manta is the best damage item you can get on Spectre. Diffusal doesn't do shit for his ultimate anymore. Basher is the superior choice.
Also it purges slardar's ult aswell as coldsnap.
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