/lozg/ - The Legend of Zelda General

Accidentally left up the old Edition line, but I guess it counts here too.

>>175031779
Fish is cutest waifu

>>175031779
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>>175031904
Objectively and veritably incorrect.

>>175031958
copy pasta is a hell of a drug

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>tfw we'll never get memories or gameplay of us hanging out with the other champions
>We'll never get to explore our previous relationships with them

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>you could only farm the UFO for rare materials

>>175032156
D-w-l-adable C-nte-t

guess the phrase anon!

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>>175032034

close up of her smile

>>175032309
All of the content after August is going to be gear referencing older games

>>175032485
I want to protect that smile

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>>175032156
>No Childhood antics in Zora's Domain with you bff Mipha

>>175032292
>Nintendo-san, let's put aliens in our new Zelda
>Hmm, that's different, but it sounds interesting. Approved!
>Hooray, let's design some nice UFOs to-
>Wait a minute, this is almost a Metroid or a Starfox game, CANCEL IT

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>>175031904
>fish
You better not have been talking about Marin, you quintupple nigger.

>>175032879
Nah senpai that's a seagull

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Save Barta twice and she doesn't consider you her dream guy. I swear Gerudo are easily impressed by anyone who isn't Link

>>175033250
Good. Just making sure.
...Wait, then did you mean that your waifu is the Wind Fish?

>>175033490
Nobody can steal your waifu if a 80 foot whale in a dream

>>175033342
Riju is and that's all that counts.

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>>175033342
Can you wear the Voe clothing inside the city?

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>>175033995

Nope you can only wear Vai out fit mixed and matched with Snow boots, Sand boots and/or Thunder Helm

>>175033865

I want more. I have several Sheikah, multiple Hylians and a couple of Zora gagging for it. A single Gerudo isn't cutting it

>>175033995
I think that's the Vai stuff dyed.

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>>175031904
Boy am I sad she is dead. I just can't stop crying about her rotting fish carcass. Sure is a shame she never got to tell Link how she felt. Such a damn shame.

>>175034335
>implying she's dead
>implying she's a fish
>implying anybody gives a shit about BoTW!Zelda

kek

if Lorule history is similar to that of Hyrule, I wonder how the story of OoT or FS could be, I mean 4 too-scared-to-do-shit Ravios running arround and jewing the hell of everyone sounds fun enough to see.

>>175034802

>Ravio saved Lorule by coming to Hyrule and giving Link the tools he needed to stop Yuga

I think Ravio just outsmarts every badguy. Past Ravios probably just pushed a boulder down a hill to destroy whatever threatened Lorule.

Oh and they also marry and get femdommed by Hilda

>>175031904
so you like Lord Jabu Jabu?

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Do you guys just mix ingredients to get the best effects or do you at least try to combine food for a decent dish?

Don't forget about the Tetraforce:
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▲ ▲

How do i best thunderblight ganon

>>175037413
Daruk's protection, wait for the electricity to dissipate for a strike

http://majoramarch.corgiorgy.com/

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>>175038592
I like it

>>175032034
More like you're fucking retarded.

APPLY YOURSELF NEXT TIME YOU NIGGER.

>>175039379
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It's 3am, are you making sure the Old Man isn't covered in Star Fragments?

>>175039694
Why would a ghost need to sleep

>>175037413
Run as soon as he teleports. Then beat his shit in.

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>>175039905
Because he's not a ghost. He's just an Old Man.

Also I cut down all the trees so he could see his prey.

>>175040178
>Cutting down the forest where the prey lives

retard

I hope the next zelda open world takes place on an island

Is Demise Ganon? Is Ganon Ganondorf? I was never clear on this.

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I WANT TO FUCK FI

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PROTECT HER!

>>175040492
Demise is Demise, the original King of the demons

Ganondorf is a Gerudo

Ganon is the result of Ganondorf being corrupted, so to speak anyways, by the Triforce of power

Whether what motivated Ganondorf to become evil was he himself or Demise's curse on the Hero/Hylia or the Tribe of the goddess, is sort of up to debate, because SS makes it clear that an incarnation of Demise's hatred will follow them for eternity

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I ENJOY PLAYING AS THIS BIRD

>>175040492
Neither.

With his last breath Demise cursed Link and Zelda so that the land would never know true peace. In some form or another, the same rage that boiled within him would return again and again to plague their kingdom and their descendants.

Fortunately Hylia had already set shit up so that Link would always be reincarnated in time to put a stop to each threat her people would face and for good measure she sacrificed her godhood to be reborn as a Hylian herself so that she would always be there with Link to help stem the tide of darkness.

Is there a stamina equivalent of broken cooked hearty meals?

>>175040837
I think Ganondorf did what he did for his own reasons, it just lead him down a path that ended up with him being fueled by that rage.

>>175041098
Endura Shrooms
Endura Carrots
Even 1 Staminoka Bass = 1 full wheel cooked alone

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Was Revali gay for Link?

>>175041271
Everyone was gay for Link.

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Where's the best place to farm (and what ones actually drop) GREEN Lizalfos tails? Been finding a ton of Green Lizalfos around Zora area, but no tails drop.

Have you ever wondered when you pass by the ruined houses that one of them might be Link's house. But he'll never know.

>>175041370
use your smartphone to track them

>>175040876
I thought Hylia split into three parts and lived on as the triforce.

>>175041395
Link seems to care more about his memories of muh Zelda than his own family

I'd imagine Link lived near Zora's river, there are a few houses around the marshlands there

>>175041565
No the Triforce was what Demise was after to begin with even when Hylia was still a goddess.

The Triforce was left behind by the Golden Goddesses after they departed Hyrule and represents a fragment of that power of creation.

>That day Urbosa made all the other champions dress in traditional Gerudo clothing.

>>175041482
Track what?

>>175041565
Zelda is Hylia

>>175041640
Link's memories were based on the pictures on the camera. Zelda took all those pictures. He has no pictures to jog anything else.

>>175041759
Was she in Skyward Sword?

>>175041870
Yes

>>175041565
What the fuck are you smoking?

>>175041565
ayy lmao what

>>175041957
It's pretty good stuff. It's called "I didn't pay attention to any of the endings". Good thing the lore doesn't even matter.

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>>175041870
That's the plot of Skyward Sword, Zelda being Hylia reborn

>>175040876
>Hylian herself so that she would always be there with Link to help stem the tide of darkness.

You mean so she could be with her husbando that she used her goddesspowers to bring from 2D.

>You will never bring your waifu to life and reincarnate alongside them for all existence to "save the world"

>>175041719
green lizards. take their picture

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>>175040309
That just means the prey has no where to hide now. Say that's stupid is like avoiding jumping into the water in the snowy area because you think he can't get out before the water kills you.

PROTIP, YOU CAN.

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SPLASH

>>175042281
Green lizalfos do not drop the tails.

Got it handled, thanks anyway anons.

>>175042185
Does Zelda know she's Hylia? Sorry I didn't play. I quit after the flying controls.

>>175042278
>so she could be with her husbando that she used her goddesspowers to bring from 2D.

What? The original Link was a hero that stayed on the surface and held back all of the forces of Demise while the people safely fled onto what became Skyloft. When he died Hylia blessed him so that he would be reincarnated when her people had need of a hero.

>>175042324
And what's he going to do when he needs to hunt again? The prey is all gone because you chopped down the forest.

>>175042520
I think she figures it out or finds out in Skyward Sword but it's a safe bet most of the other Zeldas have no idea.

>>175042580
Where is the prey going to go? Off the cliff?

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>>175042472
He'll find the prey easily as they hide behind stumps.

ONE HALF HEART GONE

You know despite as fun as it would be to play before the collapse. It would be the worst escort mission possible.

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Daily reminder every girl that wants the Link Dick has an "accident" if they're not Zelda.

>>175042520
Yes, she eventually finds out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12XII_urtZE#t=5m00s

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>>175042658
And out with only losing a single heart. EASY

>>175042725
>Link x CIA
Is link a big guy?

>>175042725
Why does Cia have such nice tits? post more cia

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>>175042725
How is it even possible to be this absolutely cucked

>>175043108
As the goddess of time, she was able to cause a timeline in which she developed perfectly.

>>175043108
Just think of the countless lives Hyrule could've saved if Link had just given her the dick.

>>175043480
But she didn't even give him a chance. She attacked before even trying to talk to him.

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>>175043236
>TP Zelda/Link

Should have used WW Link and Tetra, TP Link is for Midna only

>>175043480
At least she just got to enjoy 100 years of quality time with his slumbering body.

>>175043627
Right, he never knew of her existence until she began doing shit.

>>175043701
She was probably just watching him on her magic TV though. And Zelda was watching it too which probably ruined the experience

>tfw you discover that ganonhorse is monstrous enough to handle not one
>not three
>but TWO guardian blasts
>and live to continue murder sprees

>>175043701
Does Link have a Master Dick?

>>175043681
Midna and Link wanted to fuck so badly, but Midna knew what was going to happen to her, so she fled back to the Twilight Realm and destroyed the mirror to save herself.

>>175043886
>Zelda watching Link while fighting Ganon.
>Cia shows up.
>Finds Link asleep in the pool.
>Cia starts feeling Link up.
>Cia looks over in Zelda's general direction, and gives a wink.
>Zelda can only watch.
>Cia strips down and climbs in next to Link.
>Has her way with him.
>Zelda can only watch.
>Cia visits frequently.
>Takes selfies while she rides Link's helpless dick.
>Posts them on-line.
>Zelda can only watch.

>>175044123
SHE WAS DOING FINE

AND SURE HYRULE WOULD HAVE INVADED THE SHIT OUT OF THE TWILIGHT REALM AND GENOCIDED THEM

BUT STILL

I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA TO TP2 PLEASE

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>>175044123
That imp bitch better run

Ilia is lucky she's too literally who to even bother with

Does Cia masturbate to pics of Link in the Gerudo costume?

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What's this I hear about if you didn't collect the doublet, that the old man buries it somewhere for you?

>>175044560
It will be in a chest in his cabin if you didn't get it when he was still around.

>>175044560
I didn't know that he left it for you. And then I found one in a shrine.

>>175041356
so OoT Link is gay for WW Link? isn't that illegal?

S E A L

P U N S

>>175045494
>Riju and Link exchanging seal puns at a rapid pace
>A particularly good one has them both rolling in laughter
>After a bit they finally settle down.
>Link: "So, you want to go clubbing tonight?"
>Riju stares at him, shocked
>Link: "...what?"

>>175045387
There are no laws on the great sea.

Is Link humming strange forest funkish feel from New Forest Temple Music when he cooks?

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anybody got any more ideas for webms to make?

>>175046694
Paya embarrassed at Link's nudity?

>>175046694
something with Yigos or Gerudos

do we know the stats of every weapon/shield/bow?

I feel like an idiot for not sooner realizing how great Monster Extract is.

Where does Link stash the hundreds of bananas he accumulates?

>>175048551
in his Hammerspace of course

>>175048551
His ass.

I can't find korok seeds for shit now

opinions on german dub riju?
solid 8/10

What are those big pillar things that's sticking out from the ground around hurtle castle?
Are they Ganon's or zelda's?

>>175049296
Can't you track Korok?

>>175032515
Second DLC is coming after august and will contain a new story. Whatever nintendo means by that.

>>175049529
Sheikah stuff

They were put there to both work as a containment for guardians, as well as to create a space from which Ganon would not be able to escape from the castle, since they know he's imprisoned there

Ganon just fucking showed up out of nowhere and took everyone by surprise

The system put in place did activate however and managed to contain Ganon itself to the Castle, while some guardians made it out and the Blights took over the Divine beasts

I want Ganondorf back in one of the DLCs. I don't care if it makes sense.

>>175049801
Not sure. Would it let you take pictures or is that one of those things you gotta get from Symin?

>>175050000
They looked so ominous and pink that I thought it was Ganon's.

>>175049529
From Zelda's research notes:
"Robbie has restored mobility to many of the Guardians we've excavated. ...But we have still yet to find all of the Guardians. Records mention a greater number of them—and even other types. They are said to be stored in five giant columns that rest beneath Hyrule Castle. The thing is... No matter how I search beneath the castle, I can't seem to locate these columns. They must be buried deep. Were they perhaps designed to sense the appearance of Calamity Ganon and to only activate upon his return?"

>>175050603
Wow, thanks for that!
I remember reading her journal but I can't seem to recall that part you just quoted. There's so many little bits of info here and there that I always miss.

there are places to farm Ice/Thunder/Bomb arrows?

>>175051662
Lynels for thunder arrows

I really don't think that's the temple of time from ocarina. Maybe it's a different place.

>>175053562
A different place called the Temple of Time in Hyrule

>>175047863
yes.

>>175053817
no

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>play botw
>clock in about 70hrs
>beat the berd divine beast
>stopped playing because no time all the sudden
>don't feel like playing anymore
well shit guys

>>175056083
I know that feel bro. Fucking work.

>>175056083
Just force yourself to sit back down and play for a little. You'll get back into it.

Either that or you'll realise that video games are a shallow, pointless experience and there is no joy in your life outside of them.

>>175057297
Thats exactly the fucking reason. I should quit pol.

>>175043681
>>175044123
>>175044319
>>175044321
>implying TP Link didn't spend the rest of his days fucking Hena

>>175054635
>saying no while the strategy guide exists
yiga get out

>>175058748
only if you gave me bananas

>>175059120
I'll give you an Urbosa's Fury, you weeb fuck.

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>>175053562
It's the same place in my autistic map theory.

>>175061754
Hey this is pretty believable.

>>175061754
Damn, that's pretty spot on.

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why is he so worried?

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Can BOTW be emulated yet?

>>175061754
You've circled the wrong area for Death Mountain in the BotW map. Death Mountain crater itself is further up the map, offscreen of your image.

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>>175062692
If Cia was the goddess of time, and had the power to not only observe different timeperiods and timelines, but pull things through time, why didn't she just look through history for a version of Link that she could have a relationship with? I mean, does Link only get reborn when the universe knows he'll eventually be needed? If not, she could always find some incarnation that isn't born to save the world and lives a relatively normal life, go self insert into his time period, and romance his dick off. I'm sure she could down-tune her powers enough for a while to live like a normal person with him at least for one lifetime. Plus, since she's a time goddess, i'm sure she could always go back and live with him again as many times as she wanted by using time shenanigans.

Anyone else get the feeling the BoTW Gerudo are a conscious effort to make them less shitty? I mean, before they were a bunch of thieves who kidnapped and presumably raped people, even employing stereotypical evil magics. Now they're merchants who use lightning magic and play with cute seal creatures.

It seems like someone looked at them and said "Yeah, that ain't gonna fly. Let's make them cuter and give them a less offensive cultural gimmick.".

I'm not complaining of course, I'm just saying. And to be perfectly fair, even OoT made it clear they'd rather not be villains, so it's not like this is coming out of nowhere.

>>175064628
They still kidnap and rape people, but they were made much more relatable and fleshed out more than in OoT.

>>175063086
Maybe she did but never found any.

>>175064998
>They still kidnap and rape people
They never give that impression anywhere. The one Gerudo that even hinted at doing that was the one in the dating class, and the teacher even called her out on it as being batshit crazy.

what's the best temporal stamina recipe?

>>175065449
temporary?

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Why did she leave?

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>>175065937
Already went through this last thread.

To see link suffer and to me suffer. But supposedly to stop the same shit happening again, but nothing is ever certain with LoZ lore and whatever Anonuma and friends conjure up. Won't stop me waiting though. I've already waited 11 years. I'll probably turn into a Stalfos eventually.

>>175066374
Well not quite 11 years, but still over 10.

>>175066374
I can't be the only one who's annoyed that Midna's true form looks like blue human, right? She looks nothing like any of the other twili we see. She ought to look more alien.

Skyward Sword was a mistake

>that Wind Waker medly on Rito Village

it's so marvelous

>>175066906
>medley
It's really just Dragon Roost my dude
insert bird waifu pun here

>>175067008
really? I'm pretty sure I heard some parts of outset island in there, maybe it was just my imagination, still a pretty song

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>>175066649
Who knows, since there's never an explanation as to why she's visibly different. I never really thought about it. But then again I'm not complaining, nor are many people probably.

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>>175063086
Link's soul was bound to Zelda, Cia could never truly be with him.

>>175067182
>pic
Y'know what? Midna would totally be down for selfcest.

>>175067328
If not for Skyward Sword Cia would've been able to have Link forever
I repeat: Skyward Sword was a mistake

>>175062998
He circled spectacle rock

The hole for the tower is something else

>>175042683
There wouldn't be anything to do you'd just be following Zelda around occasionally fighting a couple of monsters.

I have some questions:
>what's the stamina equivalent of the "Hearty Simmered Fruit (x5 Hearty Durians)
>where's located the cold resist equivalent of the Desert Voe set?
>it's true that the Zora Armor you're given with for Vah Ruta is part of a set too?

thanks for helping me anons

>>175068980
No idea
Rito village, Hateno sells a chest piece for cold places, King also gives you one if you follow what he tells you
Yes there's a whole set, the rocks on your way to Zora's domain tell you about where the headpiece is and taking a picture of the Lynel and showing it to a zora on the right side of the domain grants you the legs

What's the deal with amiibo items, do you need to have progressed a certain point to start getting items?
Literally getting nothing but arrows and no epona.

I've done zero great beasts just been expliting.

>>175069362
There are items that require the Paraglider (epona, and others)
And there are items that require 1 Divine Beast (iconic weapons/shields)

If you are still on the plateau, you wont ever see Epona or stuff like Royal Weapons or the Biggoron Sword, or even dragonbone boko weapons and so on and etc forth

>>175032292
Is this real? Sauce plox

>>175069737
That's great thanks, I've literally just been exploring the map, least I can Epona it up.

>>175070462
Until you Register Epona at a stable, Epona is considered a wild horse. so if you lose her you will have to wait until your your system hits midnight to resummon her.. him or whatever

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>>175053212
I have no memory of being in this thread.

Anyway, I can do more of those since I have the files to edit the Botw text.
Just need some inspiration since I feel I've done Purah enough now.

>>175063086
Wait, Cia was the goddess of time?

I think I missed something.

>>175042185
SS Zelda so oogly

>>175070736
R I J U

>>175070736
Never enough Purah. I wish to hear about her anal experimentation escapades.

>>175042683
>>175068429

Before the collapse you'd still need to go visit all the Champions and as seen with Daruk and Rivalli you didn't always go with Zelda. You'd need to visit all 3 springs. Meet Impah, Purrah and Robbie. You'd very likely be fighting world bosses but this time you'd probably also be protecting Zelda as well.

You might even have the task of pulling the sword and gathering the 3 whatever is in those pedestals. Training with Bazz would be the tutorial section of the game

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>>175070872
You're in luck then because I'm riding that stupid camel beast right now so I'll return with some lewd young Vai.

>>175070896
I guess 117 years of Purah needs some exposition after all.

>>175044560
What is that headgear?

>>175070997
Nice, Riju deserves to be lewded in every way possible. Specially like that one anon said about Purah

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>>175064628
>>175064628

Well in OoT you had Nabooru who was the 2nd in command after Dorf commenting on honourable ways and such like. She probably started the move towards their new way of life. On top of that in every time line they either get wiped out or disappear for a while after battling the Hylians with Dorf n charge. I think they realise the Hylians might tolerate the occasional raid but any attempt to seize their land or any bids for power will be utterly crushed

Better to live in peace. Really the next logical step for them as a culture is to open their gates to men

>>175070747
She's the goddess of time so she fell in love with all Links at once, and simultaneously got cucked by all Zeldas at once.

>>175070952
I think Zelda was supposed to be there, in the second memory with her she says you're heading to see Daruk, and the Daruk memory is the next one.

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>waifuposting has devolved into two groups of pedos fighting it out
What happened to the pure and wholesome Zelda waifus of past games?

>>175071756
Jokes on you, Malon has always been my favorite loli in Zelda games.
https://youtu.be/OuCpatQNDbQ?list=LLPPe728Beq8qfvR7NoeXvCA&t=731
Doesn't matter if I lewded her. Knowing she'd be safe with the Hero of Time outweighs the shame of being an underage that had already "done it" since breeding has no shame if it's pure love.
But Malon in your timeline has been raped by so many people I can't even imagine how loose she is for you, kinda like slapping a stick inside a sewage pipe, that's how your sex life will be with her.

>>175063086
HW had a peaceful timespan, until Cia showed up to kick Link into becoming the hero of the multiverse. Link would have just been some pointless knight otherwise.

>>175071756

which paedo's? So far as I'm aware Paya fags have called it quits, Zelda fags reckon it's in the bag and Riju fags reckon she's playing the long game. Nobody seriously ships him with Purah

>>175072062
You know vaginas repair themselves, right? either from a dragon dildo carousel or childbirth.

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>>175072441
>Paya fags have called it quits

It just wasn't meant to be

Paya becoming the next Cia when

>>175072689
Vagina fissures are a thing, and it can happen during rape, and happen sometimes at childbirth as well.
But since she's now constantly raped it now heals when stretched out over and over until it's "normal shape" is now this loose stage filled with scars.

>>175073092
What kind of trauma would cause a shy girl like Paya to grow into a mostly naked exhibitionist like Cia? No, really, describe in exhaustive detail without leaving out the dirty bits.

Was Majora a Twili?

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>>175073329
no, but Veran MAY be one

>>175073329
There is nothing in the game suggesting that.
Veran on the other hand...

>>175073104
vaginas dont work like that

>>175072421
you're missing the whole idea.
Let's say a Link is only born when a hero is needed in his lifetime.
Cia was going to make a rockus, so that time needed a hero, so Link was born in time to be a strapping lad when shit went down.
If Cia wasn't going to be trouble in that time, there would have been no Link, and probably no Zelda or even Impa either.

>but if Link wasn't born, Cia wouldn't have made a ruckus!
She fell in love with all Links. She would've made a ruckus anyway.

>You will never listen in on the discussion when Veran tries to convince Midna to start wearing panties.

>>175074102
Cia didn't see that Link as being busy with heroics in the HW era. Link was an anomaly, and an opportunity for her. Cia didn't realize that this time she was going to be a cog in that machine.

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>>175074045
Keep muscle constantly stretched and it will rebuild itself, but since it's now stretched it will fill in the teared part with new muscles, adding the width step by step since now there's more you can stretch until it rips and refills, rinse repeat until it's rebuilt enough tissue that it's doubled it's size.

>>175073531
Midna's stone helmet looks like Majora's Mask.

>>175074863
The Fused Shadow is a very different device. If you want to connect the Twili to something, there are Sheikah symbols in the Twilight Realm.

Speaking of vaginas, boy do I want to fuck Purah's tight pussy until her cries of pain turn to screams for more.

>>175076882
I mean, I just want to PLOW her. Raw. I want my dick to bleed afterwards. I want her to have a horrible look on her face when the pregnancy test results come up.

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thank fuck none of these ever saw the light of day
grief

I kinda of miss having a companion to travel with me.

>>175078004
>final zelda fantasy

>>175078101
I just summon Wolf Link when I want a buddy.

>>175078101

would you like Zelda to talk to you more via the Sheikah slate

>>175078208
She's annoying enough already.

>>175078004
>implying Link on a motorcycle wouldn't easily dethrone Ocuckrina of Tiresome as Literal Best Game of All Time on every gaming website

>>175078202
Yeah but he doesn't talk to me.

>>175078330

well that's the only way they could've had a companion in this game

>>175078493
What did you do to offend him?
Mine talks to me. Tells me to kill. Kill everything.

>>175078208
I wanted to hear her get jealous over all the girls that hit on Link and pretend to be disgusted but secretly turned on by the Gerudo outfit

>>175078703
BotW Zelda is too self absorbed to notice.

>>175078352
god damn think before hitting post, those mashed together words you typed were hard to word out even in thought

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>>175078913
She's pretty into Link though

WHERE WAS ZELDA FOR THE 100 YEARS LINK SNOOZED?

>>175079090
In Ganon's large intestine.

>>175078993
>t. buttmad Ocarinababby assmad that Legend of Zelda: Motorcycle of Radical Speed would easily dethrone his shit game
lmao
it was a joke you dumbass, why don't you think before posting

I'm really hoping they add the Master Cycle from Mario Kart to BotW. Imagine hauling ass around the open world map doing SICK MOTORCYCLE STUNTS

>>175079391
They probably will.

>>175079391
There is something unnatural about when Link yells with glee.

>>175079391

maybe in a sequel or spinoff but I think whatever we get in the DLC won't be game changing but more of a good thing

>>175079224
jokes are funny and tones of voice play a big part of jokes.

all I got was rick and morty tier text on my end

>>175079391
Sadly, there are glitches that happen when you travel too fast. Areas that don't load completely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paExGbIr7oc

What's with those three aligned fruit trees korok seeds? I am supposed to make them match by removing one but I can never get it right

>>175080217
Whichever tree has the least apples, leave it along. Shoot the extra off the other trees with your arrows to match them up.

Here's a question for the ages: is it Ah-carina or Oh-carina?

>>175080339
Near the jungle, there's three aligned durian trees which have 1/1/2 durians. I've tried picking it up, shooting it with an arrow, cut it, and pretty much everything, and I still can't get the seed.
Am I just retarded? What am I doing wrong?

>>175080871
I guess I haven't seen that one. Haven't done any durian tree puzzles.

>>175080871
Some of those in the jungle are offering "puzzles". like this one bigass statue had nothing but bananas around it, and I tossed a banana and bam, got yahahahahahaha oh god what am i doing with my life.

also the trees, you match which apple/fruit it is, have the one tree match the other two on where it exactly is. use your bow to shoot them down

oh god why am i explaining this its probably a troll

>>175031779
Inariya's drawing some gay ass doujin.

https://twitter.com/inariyasanchi/status/857190949646082048

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nice
i like gay

>>175079150
did wonders for her complexion

>>175081540
>"As revenge for our master, you will now produce copious amounts of milk!"

>>175081338
I really wish I was trolling. One has two durians, the other two have only one. I've tried shooting either of the durians and it just DOESN'T WORK

>>175081571
Slightly digested.
Just don't think about what she's been eating.

The real pressing issue, which nobody is discussing

WHERE DOES LINK KEEP ALL HIS SHIT?

Seriously, how does the inventory work in this game? Where is he keeping all those extra weapons and insects and stuff?

>>175081950
His official squire is holding all his stuff. You just don't see the squire because she's also the one holding the camera. It's an important job.

>>175081950
>he wants weight limits/bagspace mechanics
please find a place to fuck off and dont tell anyone where you are going

>>175081950
It's a running joke in the Zelda series that Link carries a ridiculous amount of shit and just pulls items straight out of his ass. Don't question it, it's a video game

>>175081950
Where did doom guy carry all of his guns? Where does Gta dude carry his guns?

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I want to marry this fish and have Sidon be my brother in law

>>175082304

but there are limits

>>175081950
This is the true benefit offered by the Triforce of Courage

>>175082753
Unless you're Link, she just isn't into you.

>>175083249
She's also an anthropomorphic fish that doesn't exist in real life

>>175083451
From her perspective, you don't exist.

>>175083571
She doesn't have a perspective, she's a moving digital image

>>175083451
Not yet.

>>175062835
No, buy the game because it's good, you have no excuse to steal it.

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>>175062835

Is the Majora's Mask Amiibo just going to be the same as the Fierce Diety NFC tag?

>>175085149

yes

>>175083769
Says you, line of lifeless text on my computer screen.

>>175081950
In his pocket don't you watch the animation when he gives someone something?

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>There are still LoZ games I haven't played
>Hyrule Warriors and Majora's Mask primarily
>All I care about now is Breath of the Wild

>>175087807
Play Majora's Mask. It's outstanding.

>>175088527
Eventually

I've never played the Oracle games. Which one should I start with?

>>175089276
Seasons then Ages

>>175089276
>>175089305
Ages then Seasons

>>175089276
If odds, Seasons, if evens, Ages

>>175089276
If evens, Ages, if odds, Seasons

Right then. I'll just play whichever based on which side my dick is hanging today. Thanks!

>>175089773
Ages goes heavy on puzzles with adventure mixed in
Seasons goes heavy on adventure with puzzles mixed in
choose wisely but you're going to play both so it doesn't matter much

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Looking for another Zelda with an ocean theme

Is Link's Awakening the way to go?

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10 extra hearts
62 seeds
1 beast
lots of east sode of map explored
still seeing red lynels
just incase anyone is keeping track of when silver.blue.whites start spawning in regular spots. not counting guarannteed spots like zora domain an hebra

>>175090636
Link's Awakening is on an island but that doesn't really make it ocean themed.

Meanwhile Oracle of Ages has bits that take place in an ocean and Phantom Hourglass is set on an ocean.

>>175090636
Phantom Hourglass is a seriously underrated gem.

>>175090723

I'm following

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>>175073273
>Paya gets teased by Impa over and over
>Link comes back with Zelda hanging on his dick
>Paya thinks she can handle it but eventually she snaps due to the constant teasing and actually seeing Zelda
>Runs off to join the Yiga
>Yiga decide to use her to seduce Link and kill him and Zelda, although she doesn't know this
>They force her to wear sexy ninja clothes and be half naked, except she still wears a Yiga mask

>>175087807
>image
Nice.

>>175091520

Impa seems like a pretty good grandmother other than the usual habit of saying embarrassing things about her. I don't think anyone would be teasing her. As for jealousy she's come to terms with it before Zelda was freed so I reckon she'll manage. Also whilst they might visit Kakariko I don't think they'll be there so long that Paya runs any risk of running into them having sex

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All meme's aside, why did they give Link a faggy t-shirt as his canon attire?

>>175093168
Wind Waker jammies are patrician.

>keep forgetting to make food for myself
>always fucking forgetting each and every fucking time
>been surviving off Hinox food drops, fairies and mipha's grace
>at stables
>blood moon music starts to happen
>now have 3 pages of food
welp

>>175093168
More importantly, why did they choose to NOT use the classic green outfit?

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thought it was a cool sd moment, sorry

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nice penis. does it come in mens size?

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>>175094373
Link's face while cooking is hilarious

>>175094626
What is he humming while he cooks? It really sounds like one of MattMVS's New Forest Temple themes.

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>>175093168
>>175094207

it's in the story. the kingdom was going for symbolism by having them all wear blue. The Green Outfit is in the game and there's nothing stopping you from wearing it 24/7

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>>175094626

>>175094845
that's making me moist

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>fighting multiple enemies
>one falls off cliff
>jump down to grab the loot
>climb back up
>the rest of the loot from the other enemies has despawned
Why is this allowed?

>>175094825
you cannot get the green outfit before beating 98% of the game

>>175094971
>fighting multiple enemies
>blow all of them off the cliff with bombs
>they start jumping up and down because they can't climb
>keep throwing bombs at them

>>175095094
You don't need Korok seeds to get the outfit. Beating the Dungeons and the Shrines barely counts as 15% of the game going by their completion counter

>>175094845
What's the lore behind the Fierce Deity anyway? He just seems like some powerful guy they shoehorned in there to make Majora easier.

>>175095260
>korok seeds are 85% of the game's content
Holy shit you're retarded.

>>175095435
They're literally 72% of the game's completion rate.

>>175095435

Nintendo thinks they are

>>175095334
I think its all the hopes of everyone in Termnia needing a hero

>>175095535
>>175095683
The game's completion meter uses a retarded metric and you know it.

Imagine if you asked how many slices of bread I had and I counted breadcrumbs as whole slices. That is what you're defending.

What's the best way to find the last 4 or so shrines if I don't want to cheat and use a guide?

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DO YOU LIKE SHORTS TOO?!?!

100% speedrun

Enjoy faggots

http://www.speedrun.com/run/zgn30ney

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>>175095757

Not just ignoring the Shrines once you're as powerful as you feel you need to be and dressing in clothes other than the marketed design and the classic look

Was the Helm od Thunder modeled after Nabori's head, or was it the other way around?

>>175090636
No. You should play Phantom Hourglass if that's what you want.

>>175090636
I literally just woke up from an erotic zelda dream.

>>175090723
I think the Lynel on near Zora's Domain is always red, just like the Moblins and Bokoblins near the Plateau.

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crabs can go into elixirs they said...

>>175095993

Seeing as they work together I'd say they were made at the same time. All the other races seem to have some kind of relationship with their beast in order to pilot it but the Gerudo asked for keys to the ignition

Still I don't see how you go from Spirit to Lightning

>>175095334
As per the manga(not canon) the Fierce Deity made the Majora's Mask after taming a beast or some shit.

>>175096242
Silver Bokos appear in the plateau too

>>175096242
> not counting guarannteed spots like zora domain

>>175096274
not just fucking crabs numbnuts. You need bug/critter parts to go with it. so if you took 4 ironshells and threw them into a pot with guts yeah its ganna fail.

but a rugged beetle + some ironshells are good

>Mipha's grace recharges the moment before my last heart gets smacked away
wew lad

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>>175096274

I tested it earlier even though I knew it was likely a lie

>>175096441

*squints suspiciously*

>>175094572
>Stealing amiibo data
>not dark link
One job faggot.

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>>175096380

>Can't register the Stalhorse
nuts

>>175097419
It dies when morning rolls around anyway.

>>175097419

True roleplay is Radiant Set, Dragon Bone weapons and Stalhorse

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>>175096514
fuck pad posting
1 rug beetle
3 iron crabs
lynel guts

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>>175097862
>Cooking a beetle
Beedle is sad

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>>175096514
>>175097862

>>175097862

it'd have been faster and more believable to open your meals menu and go to recipe

Either which way I have no Beetles so I won't be doing that

>>175081950
I am happy with all the answers to my question, thank you

I was expecting some bullshit Sheika spirit world hi-jinx

>>175097351
How do you get a Shield of the Mind's Eye? I can't find one anywhere, and I already got the in-shrine ones.

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He pays top money for things too.

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>>175098208
1 critter
3 same effect
1 animal part
elixir make, drg horn for 30 min

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>>175098383
A boko in the race track ruins has one.

>>175098383
shiek amiibo

>>175098562
Looked a few days ago, didn't find one. Even with the Sheikah sensor.

How am I supposed to cosplay as a Sheikah without my shield??

>>175097419
yeah i was sad about this

>>175097498
there could have been some dialogue about keeping it in the basement or something

or taking it to kilton for example

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why is pic related such a fucking asshole

i've been resetting for over an hour now trying to get the Tunic of the Hero

>>175046694
That guy who runs in the pumpkin crop at night

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>>175099025

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>>175099025
Here.
These are all Sheikah weapons just outside Hateno village.

What are your favorite clothing recolors?

Hey guys, CEMU master race here.
Just started playing. What am I in for?

>>175100858
Thieves don't get hints.

>Labyrinth trial
>turns out I walked past the solution four times
oops

>Several amiibo swords are actually variations of the master Sword from different games.
>The internet hasn't noticed this and created pics the multi-era Fi glee club.

>>175092072
Well of course Paya is more likely to be Zelda's cuckqueen than be the next Cia but it's a funny thought.