/rsg/ Runescape General

Before we get started with this new thread, I just want to point out that Zaros has never been stated to be autistic by Jagex. You can't say someone is autistic without a professional diagnosis, so the people speculating about it probably just don't like him. The same people say he should play with Legos, but you don't have to be autistic for that since they have universal appeal. Also, there's nothing wrong with being autistic even if he was, which he's not.

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What should we expect from tomorrow's spring festival event? Will it be beach-tier XP or will the activities actually be worthwhile since we supposedly will have a limited amount of tickets to spend on all of the activities?

>>174814870
Sup Zaros

>Going through port voyages trying to get a ancient bone voyage to make scrims
>rapidly clicking reroll through all the azure contracts
>a bone voyage shows up but ends up getting rerolled by accident

I'm so sick of this shit happening, they need to make a small update where you can prioritize certain voyages so when you try to reroll it'll warn you that you're trying to reroll a voyage on your priority list.

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>>174814870
>zarosfags

>>174814946
damn runescape looks like that????

>>174814870
Reminder that Zaros will NEVER become an elder God. Reminder that Zaros will betray all of his followers.

>>174814946
The slutwears bad.

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>>174814870

>>174815054
Yes he will. Death said he'll go supernova, so he will become a star, if only temporarily.

>>174814974
What scrims do you make for profit? Elements or vamp? How much do you sell them for? I just got 92 fletch and was looking to make some for cash but don't know what to make and how much they are worth.

>>174815054
Mah could've been lying.

>>174815117
>new way to expierence the game
reeee

>>174815117
This was created for ironic memeing right? Right?

>>174815231
I wish
https://www.reddit.com/r/runescape/comments/65qmbo/correction_of_a_popular_meme_posted_yesterday/

>>174815192
>implying Mah has the mental prowess to lie

>>174814997
I literally couldn't even read the first sentence. Why do quest/lorefags even bother to get up in the morning? Just kys selves

I like Zaros

>>174814997
He's completely right though, talk about character assassination. Just like they how ruined Guthix, Saradomin and Zamorak. Makes sense since Stephen and James didn't come back for Children of Mah and Sliske's Endgame, you have mod raven to thank for that.

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>>174815302

>>174815336
If she doesn't have much mental prowess maybe there are ways for him to power up that she doesn't know about.

>>174815192
Did you mean to say Jas?

>>174815431
>ruined Guthix
He had to die, made sense. You can't really write about the other Gods with him around.
>Saradomin
He wasn't ruined, people just misunderstand Saradomin
>Zamorak
Okay, he's garbage now.

>>174815552
Yeah I got them mixed up somehow.

Reminder that Saradomin killed all of the Naragi for being uppity.

>>174815570
>He had to die, made sense
Nothing to do with that, it's his post-death apparitions like the one in Memories of Guthix where it turns out he's a childish, whiny baby who was just pretending to be calm and wise.
>He wasn't ruined
Of course he was, Jagex tried to spice up their lore by making the good guy not so good but messed up, even they have admitted that they went too far and have no idea how to fix their fuckups.

>every thread is a saradominfag thread now

ovo

>>174815751
Actually they died in the crossfire between multiple gods' followers that was happening on their planet.

>>174815751
Wouldn't you?

>>174815890
>this is what saradominfags actually believe

>>174815904
Well yes but thats not the point.

>>174815762
>it's his post-death apparitions like the one in Memories of Guthix where it turns out he's a childish, whiny baby who was just pretending to be calm and wise.
Okay, you have a point here. They should have left Guthix as he was.

>>174815798
>this retard takes the bait seriously

>>174816028
fuck you m8

>>174815984
>>this is what saradominfags actually believe
Cool argument. Do tell who's the guy that made Guthix so angry he went and killed said guy?

>>174816028
>everything i don't like is bait
I'm sorry you feel this way, anon. Saradomin is the greatest God, you really can't debate that. Hopefully the new Gods introduced with the slayer update work together with him.

>>174816250
see?

>>174816160
The World Guardian

>>174816250
>Saradomin is the greatest God
Weird way of spelling Bandos

>>174816314
is this a joke I'm not getting.

>>174816160
>saradomin invades Naragun
>starts trying to conscript Naragi
>naragi resist
>starts genociding them
>tuska arrives
>gets btfo so badly he fucks off to cry
>tuska and Skagorath fight
>skagorath valiantly saves guthix from Tuska and the memories of Saradomin and in a fit of madness guthix kills him
>guthix becomes a god
>saradomin continues crying alone deciding which species to genocide next

>>174816342
If only Bandos could stop being so bloodthirsty. Also, the reason Bandos lost was retarded.

>>174816539
>skagorath valiantly saves guthix from Tuska and the memories of Saradomin and in a fit of madness guthix kills him
sounds legit.

Jagex really should have added something unique to the elite slayer monsters that spawn out of the bunch, osrs did it right for theirs

>>174816560
Bandos lost because it turns out pitting designated antagonist against furry justice man means he'll lose.

>>174816474
Lore says that part of the Balance Elemental's mind was a time traveler who saw the WG die in the future.

>>174816641
I am a top tier loremaster.

>>174816772
I don't think Jagex will ever be able to kill off the WG considering its an MMO that most people play as glorified cookie clicker or budget WoW.

>>174816539
>starts genociding them
That's not exactly what happens. But, Saradomin did mess up, he's not perfect.

>>174816160
>>174816539
Skargoroth crushed and killed Guthix's daughter without a care in the world, because he didn't give a shit about anyone, all he cared about was fighting, like Bandos, so he chased Tuska whom he saw as a true opponent.

>>174816852
Not as such but it's implied the player character dies in the future due to the job Guthix gave him.

>>174816963
Nope I'm fairly sure thats what happened.

>>174816696
osrs does literally everything better than rs3.

>>174817107
But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

>>174816696
>fight elite rune dragon
>think i'll get good shit
>nothing
Nice game, Jagex.

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>>174817107
>everything
>nmz better than dominion tower

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>>174817276
>fight anything
>think you'll get good shit

>>174817058
There was a war, it wasn't genocide. Saradomin isn't perfect, he's made some mistakes. That doesn't change the fact that he will create utopia. The Elder Crown will help him achieve this. Eventually, he will gain control over the Wand of Resurrection and make up for his past misdeeds.

>>174817276
>plays runegame
>thinks he'll get anything good

>>174816974
He was in it for the thrill of the hunt

>>174817432
The war was where Saradomin tried to conscript the Naragi, failed, started genociding them and then ran off when Tuska turned up because he's too pathetic to fight an angry boar and tall cabbage farmers at the same time.

>>174817432
Didn't he get the wand in some endings of that quest?

It's been 80 kills and I haven't gotten a leg bottom

Can someone explain this shit?

I've done about 40 kills with LotD and 40 without

>>174817614
He gets it in every ending unless you kiss you up to him constantly so he doesn't steal it off you.

>>174817614
Pretty sure he gets it in every ending
Either you give it to him or he steals it from you like a bitch

>>174817631
See: >>174817394 >>174817440

>>174817614
The wand hasn't recognized him yet. He wanted to resurrect the centaur race that fought for him so valiantly.
>>174817581
>too pathetic
I'm sorry you feel this way.

>>174817840
How does he get it to recognize him? Not that we'll ever get a sequel anyway.

>>174817840
>fedoras can kill the giant boar
>nearly every other active god at that time manages to beat the tall cabbage farmers
>saradomin can't do either
>not pathetic

Why can't I use wand of resurrection on bandos

>>174817956
He has to be good and pure of heart of which he is neither.

>>174818034
God's souls are destroyed and scattered when they're killed (hence divination) therefore they can't be resurrected or experience an afterlife
>guthix will never get to reunite with his daughter

>>174817989
The fedoras stabbed it in the head for half a month which didn't do anything. Vorago is the one that killed it.

>>174817956
Saradomin has always acted towards a greater future. However, there have been times where he has sacrificed too much in sake of this. Becoming a mortal again in the latest quest has awakened him to this fact. It'll take time, but I really do see the wand accepting him.
>>174818129
He'll just give it to his daughter to use.

>>174818305
Vorago was a fedora at the time.

>>174815172
I don't make scrims to sell, I mostly make superior vamprisim scrims since I do melee a lot.

>>174817276
>first three rune dragon tasks
>get rares each time
Can I marry my lotd?

Is any God worth a shit?

>>174817581
where did you get this from? all it says is that multiple gods' followers killed the naragi in their crossfire.

>>174818765
Are you going to give your ring a wedding ring?

>>174818765
>eight tasks of rune dragons
>no rares
Let's trade.

>>174818901
The World Wakes and that "do a fuck tonne of div for bonuses and holograms"

>>174818890
Saradomin. His ideal world creates the greatest world for the greatest amount of people.
>>174818901
He's stretching the truth.

Which summoning familiar is the cutest

>>174819059
I don't see it, that's what I meant by ''all''.

>>174819091
>he'll get it right this time guise for real

>>174819176
steel titan

>>174819235
He's been getting closer each time. The faithful will be rewarded.

>>174819176
BDSM Mistress Fara

>>174819358
>only 50 more extinctions and he'll do it guise
>just stay faithful and I swear you won't be one of them guise

>>174819235
He already did.

>>174819486
Might be a good deal if 4 of them are the elite slayer mobs.

>>174819486
>extinction
That's not at all what happened. They fought in noble wars. They'll all be brought back in due time. They will be rewarded for their service.

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Why are torva boots so much more expensive over the gloves? Dom tower gloves?

>>174819802
>da comrade, stalin said if we charge these machine guns he'll bring us back and reward us for our service

>>174819818
dom tower gloves, and to an extent, t90 gloves, aren't pricy

>>174819818
dtb

>>174819906
>stalin is the same as saradomin
This has always been a fun comparison.

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>>174818890
no_

>doing rotm
>follow the exact path someone else did to get through jungle
>get hit every single time at spots where he didn't

who the fuck even thought this was a good idea?
did they think it was fun?
did they think it was enjoyable in any way?
did they think players were going to do this and be like "wow this was great I really hope jagex puts more fun sections like this in quests!!!"?

>>174820751
Take a deep breath, anonymous, it's going to be okay, alright?

>>174820751
Jagex have a habit of doing that, just be glad you have the Return of Lucian track to look forward to listening to.

>>174820751
>still stuck on that
haha

>>174820751
maybe you're taking too long to get to the safespots

>>174817050
>implying the WG dying means shit when its canon that they can die and respawn and that even Sliske made a comment about it

>>174821208
If you die in a cutscene you die for real.

>>174821208
Certain deaths can kill them off for real going by the Freminik chain but they can just be sent back by whoevers in charge.

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>>174820889
it won't be okay until I have the heads of paul gower, chris l., and stephen r. on a pike

>>174820985
I got upset and quit earlier but I just got through it
still wanna lynch those 3 though

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2 and a half hours until new staff lads

>>174821717
It'll be shit.

>>174821803
mud + steam = meam staff?

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>tfw u see someone with 2 orb sets at 500 kc and highest enrage 400

>clue scroll drops
>bank it while I finish my quest
>another one drops
Wait, since when could you have two?

>>174822386
ur stuped

>>174822386
Only if they are different rarities. You can have one easy, medium, hard, and elite.

is fair at reset?

>>174821803
Its automatically better than every other elemental staff below t70.

>>174822456
I don't remember that being the case back in the day but maybe I'm just an idiot

>>174822532
No, they changed it.

>>174822490
Probably 12 hours after.

>>174822490
Nah just the staff, fair's tomorrow

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Tell me about the roleplayers, why do they congregate in Falador?

>>174823145
is a nice tavern
>airy
>ducks
>convenient moat to drunkenly pee in
and it might be the most staffed pub iirc

I should be using Surge for mobility even if I'm not a mage, right? I don't see any downside to it but I rarely see anyone else use it.

>>174823773
Yes

Should I augment my drygores and all the other power armor and weapons I use for slayer for dat dank xp?

I have a scythe but muh single target dps

>>174823773
people often surge into walls and other obstacles as this is not wow and runegame was not made for blinking around

>>174824046
augment EVERYTHING

>>174824046
Always augment everything

>now there's an agility part
man jagex really likes to riddle grandmaster quests with obnoxious bullshit, huh?

post the discord

>>174824230
I like their story and writing but the gameplay is often total shit, it's really disappointing.

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>>174822153

>>174814946
What outfit is this?

>>174823145
excellent service, the barmaids are qt, prices are cheap, and it's a nice city, not like that dump that is varrock

>>174823145
Because they serve the best ale.

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the southern blocking tile is still inverted N/S for this signpost i told jagdad when they reworked catherby but they didnt listen

>>174826294
post it on reddit

>>174827264
nah i was just in catherby for some plantpots and thought id check in on my little bug
not really bothered by it

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Heyy, that's pretty good

>>174828224
I haven't got one of those in fucking forever.

What's this game up to anyways? How shit is it these days?

>>174828850
>it's just as shit as you remember it

>>174828850
good as its ever been really if you scrape the mtx mxt i dont know what it stands for sticker off first

>>174829278
>>174829302
Oh well, thanks. To be honest don't want to pay for membership because I'll probably regret it.
Not sure if this is the place to ask but got any good private servers?

>>174824230
ROTM is definetely the most overrated quest.

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finna bust an onyx drop

>>174829541
/v/scape is the private server if im not mistaken
you can pay with your gp now also

>>174828748
if you get all of them, you never get them again, so I mean

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>Mazcab ability codex on price decline atm
>Wont buy
>wont buy for +5%

Oy VEY

>>174830568
I just sold my b2b for around med price.

I would have sold you one before if I knew :(

>>174830568
How long have you had your offer up for?

crystallise chinchompas before 77 hunter y/n

>>174831661
crystallize pawya

>>174831996
dont u need bait?

>>174832540
not after medium elf tasks i believe.

otherwise, crystalize cobal skillcompa

>>174829976
Thanks.
I just checked the in-game option and for the price it seems terribly unefficient. Off to /v/scape I go.

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done with rotm
what do i dump the 240k xp into

>>174832540
he's confusing pawya with grenwalls

>>174832949
Farm

>>174832949
cooking desu

>>174832949
farming/agility

>>174832949
Div or craft, so you can start invention.

>>174832949
Fishing
Most time saved overall

>tools still have a tp option
>doesn't tp

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>>174836239

>98% success rate on really important ports mission for me
>Your voyage has met with misfortune
>98%
>>>98%

That's the last time I done ports.

>>174832906
>terribly unefficient
If you've hit a decent enough level you can fund membership for pretty much no cost

All daily tasks shit out ~1m a day

so we dont get the staff until the fayre starts?

>>174839767
look in the reward chest

>got golden tools a couple minutes before reset
>couldn't get there to use
>cash in for exp
>500exp for all the tools
wow jamflex

>>174841418
>200 leftover tools + 1 golden
>2250 xp
t-thanks

>>174825598
beach summer fun

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I don't use dw melee often, anyone know if I should add / change anything here?

>>174846059
http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Revolution/Bars

>>174846362
Yeah I based mine off that - with my own minor changes. How about thresholds and ultimates? Are there certain ones I should prioritize?

>>174846547
those are optimal retard dont make minor changes

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lol

>>174846770
FUCK dismember

>>174847660
neato

>>174849308
Do you even strength cape shitter?

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>>174849308
Are you the retard who doesn't use snipe too?

Anyone know when they're releasing the next elite skilling outfit?

>>174814870
>you don't have to be autistic for legos since they have universal appeal
Not like you would know.

>>174849519
yeah on my max cape
>>174849609
fuck snipe too

Why did melee get shafted with balanced strike? Is there ever a situation where it's useful?

>>174850179
Can I ask why you are so against those abilities?

>>174846770
>http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Revolution/Bars
How in the ever loving fuck is slice in there

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>>174850527
Dismember triggers me when revo uses it against something that would have died from a a basic like slice, and it forces me to use another ability to kill it. It's also gay when i use berserk and then i waste an entire whole attack on a shitty basic like dismember. Snipe's delay after firing triggers me because it makes me want to manual the next ability. It also triggers me when revo activates snipe against something that has like 600 hp.

I do use both abilities, i just manually use dismember when I'm fighting things that don't die in 2-3 hits, and i use the optimal range revo bar when i fight things that are stun-immune. I actually plan on testing the dps of my ranged ability bar vs the optimal one wiki has for things like celestials and rune dragons.

>>174851710
the wiki has a calculator for bars if that helps

hello friends i am looking for boots that are reddish/orange/yellowish that are both functional and fashionable for higher level players, please leave some recommendations

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>>174852746

>>174852746
autism shoes

why the fuck is 100 rats a medium task

>>174852251
Yeah I checked those out

>>174851710
Dismember with a lunging switch and strength cape is literally the best basic in berserk
Git gud

ded

>>174855153
i aint autistic enough for that

>>174828224
>>174830331
What are those blue ticket looking things?

>>174858187
puzzle skip tickets

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>this happens
Im sure it means nothing

>>174858187
retard tickets

>>174860045
What dropped, anon?

Should I block Dagannoths? Or is killing 250 or so kings worth it?

>find first hard clue
>spend an hour doing a quest to get in the area I need for the first part
>grind magic to 58 to get in the wizards guild for second part
>now need 40 mining to do another hour long quest for the third part

fuck it i dont care anymore

>>174863452
It's worth it, anon. Besides, you'll need those skills eventually.

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I had a nightmare today where Saradomin beaten Zaros and ascended to a tier 2 God

>>174863728
I very much hope your dream comes true, anon.

>>174863408
block unless you want the pets

>>174863728
As much as I want to say that Zaros-senpai wouldn't lose to a chump like Saradomin-kun, he does kinda has a history of being ganked by losers.

>>174863408
It's easy enough to genocide shit tier dags if you just want to rush the task, don't waste a block space.

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Reminder Schumi leeched reaper and ran off without paying, thinking he was a contributing member of al of the group bosses

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Behold, my ability to discover glitches in quests played a million times.

>>174865658
Try talking to the guys again

why is mining such a pain in the ass to level compared to every other skill at low levels?

>>174866281
It's basically just a terrible skill
Even Runecrafting is easier to train now that Runespan is a thing

>>174866281
most skills are fucking terrible at low levels and they refuse to fix it properly
>mining is shit
>dude just wait for the rework dude and theres afk seren stones at 99!!!! its fine dude!!!!
>hunter is the worst trash I've ever encountered
>dude big chinchompa and divine locations dude!!! its afk at 99 dude!!!!
>thieving is somehow even worse
>dude you get afk elves at 99!!!!!! its totally fine dude!!!!!!
then there's agility

>>174862826
I forget it was at KBD, might just be a bug by things effected by ring of luck, first time I have seen it, and KBD is one of the few things that ring of luck works on.

>>174866759
It's always been like that and the only difference now is they gave you better training methods as a reward for actually putting in effort cause the experience curve goes fucking whack at lvl 90+. Be thankful for your free daily bigchinchompa/warbands/whateverthefuck, faggot.

>>174866996
>be thankful
You'd literally kill yourself if you tried to do 50-91 thieving.

>>174866759
Hunter is carpel tunnel incarnate, but it's extremely fast, and this isn't something that magically happens at 99, crystallizing grenwalls is unlocked at 77.
Unlike the others you only have yourself to blame.

>>174867064
I literally didn't kill myself getting from lvl 60-99 over the last 3 months, why do you even play runescape if you can't into the grind that it was famous for and that has since been toned down besides.

Is it worth using some of my 2000 protean bars now that I can smith addy?

What the fuck do I use my protean traps for?

>>174867176
>lying
>>174867157
>crystallize
yeah let me just buy that 99 herblore and all the other quest requirements :^)

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>>174867451
>he can't even complete The Light Within
>The easiest Grandmaster quest in the game

>>174867380
>What the fuck do I use my protean traps for?
I used mine in the grenwall portal hunting area you can use for doing big chinchompa and cashing in reward points for tickets to hunt there. Really fucking good exp.

>>174867451
>99 herby
Okay, you're just a butthurt retard then.

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>>174867451
>>lying
Just cause the less easy remnants of what runescape was aren't easy enough for you doesn't mean it needs to be "fixed", you knew what you were signing up for.

POST DISCORD FAGGOTS

>>174869191
https://discordapp.com/invite/WKsfd4e

Doj exposed I guess:

New trip: (nothing of value here, just ties to associates who posted the old one)
!!scI15QbNAvf

old trip: Doj !!KNwA9DdjLx1 this is where the good stuff is

mmmmouto > steam handle

pastebin /Jjywvzkb

Full chatlog of him with an underaged girl, some nasty pedo shit here

>>174868803
>easy
there's that word again
why do runebabbies use words they don't understand?

Is bones to bananas still the best way to make dosh as a low level F2P player in RS3?

>>174814764

Reminder that the clan DOES have requirements

1. Membership
2. At least 1500 total
3. Must have been playing for a while, if you ask for an invite the day you start playing again fuck you.

please update the OP

What is the general opinion of Bandos here?

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>>174870396
we went from high tier god

to low tier god

>>174870396
well uh
he is dead

>>174869380
>Doj
>There's no way I'd want to abuse and rape a 4/10 this badly and you know it

>>174870469
Do you think he'll stay dead? I just started playing for the first time since 2008. I really don't like any other gods very much

>>174870148
"easy" is the opposite of what I would assume you meant by " fucking terrible", now stop pretending kindergarten semantics are even relevant to your disapproval of having to actually play the game you apparently are trying to play and just go buy a bunch of fuckin lamps like all the other shitters do
>literally free xp from divine locations every day at reset

>>174865506

Could you imagine being so autistic that seeing shoemaker earn reaper and become a pretty decent pvmer sends you into a full blown mental breakdown?

Seek help

>>174870249
Fuck off, no one gives a shit cunt

>>174870786
Gods can't come back from being kill.

>>174870396
>>174870786
He dead. Shame though, he was cool.

At least I'll always have my Warpriest armor.

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>>174815302
>tfw I made the original meme

>>174866759
Mining becomes semi-afk at 65-75 because of the throne room, at 68 you can access the lava flow mine to get the exp-boosting golden suit (plus do geysers if you've done birthright of the dwarves), then 77 for concentrated gold, 89 for seren stones and 93/96 for arc mining.

>Spring Fayre is fucking shit
BEACH WHEN

what are the eggs for?

>>174873932
>50 tickets to do the crane game
>40 to get your fortune read
>10 for div
>10 for trixie list

At least hook a duck is 1 token but holy shit it took me a couple of hours to use all my shit during beach.

>>174873976
I found the t75 staff while searching through some of the boxes. I don't know if you automatically find it once you have collected all of the eggs or if it was coincidental. I have collected 8 eggs by the way

>>174874114
I tried to do the crane game once and got one prismatic lamp and two of those construction battleships. It's probably best to just use the tickets on a random skilling activity

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give me a rundown on the fayre, any decent rewards?

fast action rod gives you about 64k hunter exp.

The tengu's storyline is some of most painfully weebiest things I've ever seen.

>>174874280
What is it? It's been years since I did the port storylines

>>174874204
The t75 staff comes from the reward chest, not anything to do with the spring thing.

so can you even get that swimsuit outfit in this event or is that another event?

>>174874204
>unfunny runescape comic is here
>fortune telling and eggs aren't even explained

Thank you Jagex.

>>174874431
Both of those outfits are only from the beach event.

>>174874504
>Talk with the Prezleek NPC
>Only option is to say you like the comics
Immersion ruined

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Event Staff or Staff of Light?

>>174874431
You had the option to get the previous year's one from the last beach event, and I think they said there still doing another beach event this year, so not yet.

>>174874805
SoL, it can be augmented + runesaver is more useful if you're using ancients like you should.
Event staff is only good to replace the hybrid staves for skilling and cut down on bank space.

is there anything useful to spend rare tokens on or is it all cosmetic garbage?

did they disable chat in the fayre?

somehow each update is worse than the last.

>>174815014

Welcome to 2017

>need goycoins to attend
>all the rewards suck
hahaha oh wow
are they going to turn the beach into a copy of this too?

>>174875854
>>need goycoins to attend
You don't though?

>>174875854
I hope not
I have a feeling that they're using this event as a way to beta test the new event template so they can decide whether or not they'll want to turn the beach into an MTX event as well. Given that the XP and item rewards are shit and that you need runecoins in order to farm or straight up buy many of the rewards I don't think the results will look very good on Jagex's end

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Which one of you is this?

New event is a quick cash grab

EVERY
TIME

atleast you could grind the beach event, this is just flatout pay to play

Best exp per token? i give no shits for the cosmetics / titles.

>>174876132
duck fishing, fast action option.

do bucking baroo if you want max tickets, guaranteed 20 tickets/10 tokens

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>>174869380
This is the FIFTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL Doj was begging for nudes

So europe gets to do 5 happy hours a day at a normal time while America is stuck with one?

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if evens I switch to osrs
if odds I will never touch anything made by jimmy jamflex again

>>174876915
give me your items before you go.

>>174876915
bye bye

>>174863452
>drop clue scroll
>receive another of same task
>progress continues from last clue

>>174876915
Cheers lad

why eggs are everywhere
how get tokens?
how get tickets?
what do!?

>>174877380
Read the news post you retard.

is the hunter attraction the only one worth doing?

>>174877571
i did
i was hoping efficient anons would show me the fast lane

>Adamant dragons and Rune dragons now have the new luck system applied to them.
it took them a month to fix this?

>got 200 runecoins from twitch prime
>not enough for extra bank space
might as well use it for this event.

>>174878208
I just bought a keepsake key cause there's no way I'll ever spend real money for that shit.

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Is this the first time we get an official release for Menaphos?

>>174878415
5th isnt my birthday tho

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>got mostly trash from clue scroll
>one item was bandos plateskirt
>put it on the exchange for the normal price (50k)
>sold immediately and got 600k from it
Meme magic at its finest

>>174878960
you didn't know about the luck rework from march?

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What are considered good qbd times? Im finally learning the boss and I average around 2:05 with a personal record of 1:39 so far

>>174879889
Depends on your equipment I reckon
When I did QBD I averaged around 1:10 but at the same time I had weapons, perks etc that your average QBD farmer probably doesn't have access to in the first place

>fc criticizing reddit for rightfully complaining about mtx
Have they really fallen this low?

How to take your tokens out of your pouch so you can trade them?

>>174880253
contrarian

>leddit sperging out
>jmod response
>it's kalaya
This event is a goldmine.

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>>174881737
reminder that she admitted that they know their updates are unfinished but add them into the game anyway.

>>174881919
I'm glad there isn't anyone like that in the osrs dev team

So you can get everything in the event using regular gp?

>>174882272
not the title or outfits

>>174882692
why not?

>>174882749
because they want your real money

>>174882792
that's not an answer.

so the rewards aren't locked behind paying if you do it during happy hour. Instead you just have to spend 20 hours riding this bull

I average about 1:00 to 1:20 furries. Is this alright?

>>174878415
>Menaphos is coming this summer on June 5th. Are you ready?
Well I was expecting 2-3 more quests, and I'm sure they can't do more than one in May, so no.

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How hard would it be for me to jump back into RS after not playing for a few years? I'm guessing it would be easier to pick up with my old acc than start from scratch? My stats just for reference.

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>>174884094
Pretty easy. You're gonna need to grind Herby and Summoning if you want to do bosses though.

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>another mtx event
i don't even have hope for the beach event at this point

>>174884726
please don't say that anon

;_;

>>174884726
It's been like 5 years since mtxscape started and you people are still surprised?

is any fayre shit actually worth grinding out other than the pet?

>>174814764
That's a funny way to spell "Zaros"

Is it worth coming back to the game for the faire shit? I dropped it a while back even though I have premium gold member due to waning interest

>>174885259
fayre a shit

>>174885259
Zaros is fucking garbage. And yeah, the game is decent.

can you do events on happy hour having 0 tickets?

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have we even gotten a decent update this year?

>>174885759
Nex AoD, patch week and luck rework.

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Yak riding is literally 15m/hr confirmed

you're supposed to follow the arrows on the yak right? or go against them?

>never get any taijitsu
>small island with cherry trees
>suddenly 5 taijitsu chest

>>174884584
Are there any more efficient/less boring ways to train summoning now? I remember when the skill first released i hated training it and leveled up mostly from lamps and ToG.

>>174886852
Waterfiends are the fastest, do familiarisation

>>174886852
Attuned crystal seed + spirit gems = comfy af summoning exp

>>174885836
But luck rework nerfed RDTs and even with luck rings you're still losing out.

>find 600 ticket emote while riding yak
>ge says it's 23 million

what are the odds I can actually sell it at all for even half that?

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>>174887654
Luck rework made rare drops a lot more common, but more importantly it made clue scrolls worth doing again with nearly every treasure trail item now worth 600k-700k.

>>174887719
You'll get 1m or so. Good luck, anon.

>>174887934
>tfw rerolled an ancient cloak because thought it was 10k
Fuck me.

>>174888168
GE prices was a mistake

what the fuck do i do in this fayre shit
is there anything that'll get me ez money?

>>174887972
I managed to get 5 million out of it. I just wanted to get it out of my inventory as fast as possible because the prices are going to crash hard in less than a day.

>>174888598
you can invest in the bra override to get beta males from the fc to give you free cash

>>174887934
>it made clue scrolls worth doing
Only if you can't kill any boss above qbd

>>174889447
It's more like it made them more profitable in your search for a dye, which is also affected by luck rings.

how many scrolls does it take to finish a fucking hard clue? I've done 8 of the fucking things and now need to spend 10 hours leveling fishing so I can get into the guild for the next one

>>174889727
It all depends. What's your fishing level?

>>174889727
is that including the admiral pie boost?

>>174889727
1-8 steps.

The people spending 20mil+ on some of the fayre items are really going to feel stupid in 2 weeks when everything is worth less than 100k because the fayre is 5 weeks long.

>>174890060
shut the fuck up rubber shit

>>174890060

Go fuck yourself rubber toe

>>174890060
This happens literally every time any new items are released, some retards pay 2 bil for them only to get fucked in the ass due to being stupid,

Is scavenging two good enough? Or should I push for scavenging three?

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reminder this is the man who thinks hes good at pvm

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>>174891569

check out that inventory kek

>>174891317
Use 2 for now, and you can keep rolling 300 rings daily to try and get 3.

>>174891569
>>174891730

probably didnt even survive the whole kill lmao, i remember him bitching in fc about how difficul arraxi's WALK AWAY mechanics were. he prolly died to a jelly kek

>>174891917
Why doesn't Jagex let us buy slayer gems noted?

>>174891730
>shitter overloads
>no pf/vigour
>no replenishment potions
>unactivated scrimshaw
>no nightmare gauntlets
>no asr
>no vengeance runes
>no ascensions
>no dreadnips
>no brews

>>174892573
>we've reached the point where holy overloads are for shitters

>>174892796
They've always been because of supremes + super prayer renewal are better AND cheaper.

How do you access the French or German worlds?

>>174892491
Just buy them from Canfis slayer master. Not that shit.

>>174892796
Supremes exist, the regular variants have always been for shitters

>>174892846
>cheaper
1 sip supreme + super prayer renew 22k

1sip holy ovo 13k

Just use supreme salves

>>174893871
super prayer renew is more prayer points than holy overload.

>>174893984
>>better AND cheaper

>>174894173
yes, more prayer points restored out of your money.