Controversial opinion edition
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>Previous thread:>>174764061
Here comes T.Racer!
c u t e
New sombra skin when
Shhhh, Amélie is sleeping
friendly reminder to not play comp on sunday evenings if you care about your SR.
>>174795807
*headshots*
never had a chance
GROUP
UP
FOR
SPECIAL
ATTACK
>>174795870
I've had shitty games all week no matter what time i play.
How do you deal with a Torb as a flanker when the whole team completely disregards Torb and the turrets existence? Should I just switch off of let's say Genji to Tracer or any other long range DPS?
>>174795631
Is that a jojo reference?
Remember that Reinhardt is not a meta
Report all Reinhardt players
>>174795949
Yes, pick Pharah and mess him up.
>>174793236
1. Positioning.
You can't be too far, or too close to the battle.
This is very situational, but you have to gauge the situation very quickly and decide where to sit in a fight.
This will come naturally to you as you clock in more hours as Ana.
2. Target priorities.
You should nearly always focus your healing on the tank, because without them you generally lose the teamfight.
Otherwise, you will generally have to make snap judgements on who to heal and when, depending on who is taking or is about to take the most damage.
3. Sleep dart.
Landing good sleeps is all about reading the enemy team's movement and getting used to the delay on it. Enemy Rein/Roadhogs are usually priority targets, especially when they charge/hook someone.
4. Grenade.
This is probably the best part of Ana's toolkit. It is criminally underrated and underused by new Ana players, especially for the anti-heal effect. If you can land this on a few teammates and a bunch of enemies, it is fucking huge. Landing your nade on Rein vs. Rein battles first will usually decide the outcome, especially if you can follow it up quickly with supplemental healing.
5. Nano.
There are obviously some heroes who you should always ult over others, but again it comes down to what is happening at that moment and who would benefit it more. If I know my Soldier or Pharah are flanking and won't be focused I will always give it to my Rein because he can get more value out of it.
6. Bringing it all together.
Once you get some experience under your belt, all of this will flow very nicely and you can make plays like flanking with a Soldier and giving him nano while sleeping a key target and landing a nade on the enemy team denying them healing, or combo'ing your sleep with your Rein's charge so that when his target gets up (if still alive) you can further disable them, or other clutch plays.
Don't forget you can do damage with yuor rifle. The damage was nerfed, but you can still help out when not healing.
Always bully D.Va.
Check this new uniform Reyes tailored for Mercy
>>174796056
>>174796056
D.Va made me main Sombra desu
>>174796127
the DPI of the winston though. reminds me of my plat days.
>>174796056
Why would you bully such beautiful girl?
>>174796056
>tell gf overwatch sucks
>she blocks me
good thing I have backups
>>174795720
Here comes T. Rexer!
>>174796242
That webm is OC by me actually, but yeah I've drastically lowered my DPI since then.I've always been low/mid diamond
>>174796338
>tell gf overwatch blocks
>she sucks me
good thing i have backups
>>174796475
>blowjobs are good meme
good goy
>Winston's leap shockwave damage increases with the height of the jump
Would that be a nice adjustment to our furry scientist?
>>174796641
He doesn't need any buffs
>>174796641
Eh, Winston is fine atm, the 50 damage on landing is pretty solid already.
>>174796303
>Why would you bully such beautiful girl?
How the fuck are you meant to use Winston's ult?
It's like the worst in the whole game.
>tfw you main Zen and Lucio
is there any better feeling than this?
>>174796753
>wait til enemy is near cliff
>get potg
>???
>>174795872
the only special attack i want to group up for
is the one where wefuck
>>174796118
retarded proportions
typical virgin jap art
>>174796764
Not being a supportcuck for one.
>>174796749
Tracer's supposed to be the bully victim, not the culprit.
>>174796863
You seem pretty tense, man. Wanna talk about it? That's cool if you don't. I respect your space.
>>174796753
You either use it to throw people off cliffs, or just go apeshit in split up the enemy group, pinning down the healers if possible. It's also an excellent tool for pushing people off point during overtime.
>>174796681
Tesla Cannon ignoring armor would really help against Torbjorn armor packs.
>>174796907
Sorry I was just fishing for (You)s.
I apologize.
>team in HND tournament calls pause because player DCed
>nothing happens
>spawn doors open
>both teams just stand in spawn confused
>still no pause
>player rejoins
>teams agree to start playing
holy shit this production quality
>>174796952
Oh the horror of the Torbjorn, lurking behind every corner.
>>174796881
Bullyinig D.Va > Bullying Tracer
>>174796952
Why would you wanna make Torb any more useless though?
>>174796952
>Torbjorn
starting ro undestand why you would like Winston buffs
>>174796749
Back off speedy dykeD.va is is Sombra property
>>174795720
Uh, looks like Widowmaker has come to molest Tracer!
Do you save her /owg/?
I've opened 30 boxes from leveling since the event came out, I still don't have a single new skin, I just want Tracers one...
I refuse to pay for boxes
How the fuck are you supposed to get out of plat (2.8) as a support
i watched my last few vods and i swear i played ana almost perfectly, had like 80% accuracy and shit but we just LOSE
EVERY
SINGLE
TIME
>>174797105
Sombra ain't loyal anon.
LewD.va
>Reaper can fly in Wraith Form
what happens
>>174797027
Bullying Widowmaker > all
>>174797021
>>174797060
He seems to be in almost every game I play and his packs make killing even Tracer a pain in the ass.
>>174797028
>one whole character bypassing his armor packs makes him useless
>>174797151
I let her bully her a bitsexually.
>random rage
To all you fuckers writing that "tryhard" trendy wordie after loosing to a decent composition, then thinking you're cleverly ironic, not autistic -
-sincere kYs-
>i wunt have fun
ok, if getting hard countered with the hero you're playing is fun, then enjoy yourself and don't whine, since fun
>i dun't wanna try and play too well
..?
what do you even start a vidya for then?
>muh just qp
muh still the same game. my definition of having fun in a game is to play it best to my ability, so if I solo fuck your widow, hanzo and mercy with winston, don't bother, cause ye, you bet I am really trying
Just letting off some steam, since for some reason this shit does trigger me.
peace be upon you
How to fix McCree
Reduce reload speed by half, with a new more impressive reload animation
Fix recoil bug (holding down m1 right now does not reset to 100% accuracy, there is still some weird spread happening)
Fix/remove flashbang delay, so that you can shoot instantly after throwing flashbang (currently a delay that is about one second)
Fan the Hammer can now headshot again, but only for twice the damage of current Fan the Hammer bullets
Deadeye: Remove 200 ms click delay onto first target, so that it is instant
Deadeye: Each deadeye hit gives back 16% charge, regardless of damage done (shields, barriers etc do not count)
that's it. mostly bug fixes desu
>>174797227
is this rape?
You know its a weekend when the mccree trying to kill you misses his flash and gets killed by you when you are pilot dva
>>174797340
>Tfw I always pick Torb on defense maps
>>174797446
girls can't rape anon
>>174797345
Only a bit, anon?
>>174797446
>sexing someone you have dirt on that could end their life
I'd say so.
>>174797572
Everything's good in moderation, anon.
>>174797572
>>174797446
no it's hot
Beach event when?
>>174797780
>healsluts need even sluttier skins
of course
>>174797837
Just because someone mains Mercy doesn't make them a healslut
>>174795631
>Controversial opinion edition
Alright:
>Roadhog needs tweaking - he's too universal in that if the players are of equal skill, he dominates almost every other character.
>Reaper also needs tweaking, to make him better at shredding tanks. Also maybe in 1v1s.
>>174797780
fashion event soon
>>174797935
yes, yes it does
>quickplay
>dorado three times in a row
STOP IT
>>174797340
>one whole character bypassing his armor packs makes him useless
More useless than he already is, yes (although to be fair he does well against dive comps)
>>174797270
Nothing, basically. Maybe he gets to the point faster on some maps now.
>>174797950
>1.4 mil would make that
Nigger needs to learn square yard
>>174796549
>cutfags
lowlife
>>174798540
1.4m wouldn't even get you all trees and shrubbery. typical nog.
>>174797270
>tighter shotgun spread
>faster teleport
>give him a nade launcher like in the trailer
>Game of hollywood at 3.7k SR
>Carrying the shit out of my team
>Goes to overtime rounds
>They manage to push the payload to the jail till we get them off
>Team bitching in chat about how its lost and start threatening to throw.
>Hard carry the round as 76 and end the match with 3 golds and 68 eliminations.
I swear I would've thrown my pc in the bin if I lost that game.
>>174796549
Blowjobs are not a meme...
>>174798312
How is Torb so useless? With his turret he can be in two places at once, his M2 is a mini-Roadhog M1, he provides armor, and Molten Core turns him and his turret into rapid-fore machine guns of death.
>>174797950
How do I visit that park??
Even Hots getting cinematic soon
We don't
That's not fair
>>174797385
>arguing with yourself on 4chan
Now that's a symptom of mental deficiency
>>174798829
I'm still holding out for an end-of-event cinematic.
You have tomarrythe last hero you played as.
How does it go?
>>174798720
It's not that he is useless anon. It's just his flaws heavily outweigh his pros.
>Giant crit hitbox, Torb gets instagibbed without any armour on.
>Turret takes an eternity to rebuild
>Level 1 turret is more useless than McCrees ult.
I main Torb and have like 122 hours on him total on my main account, but I don't deny he is trash compared to all the other options.
>>174798829
Hey, maybe our heroes will show up in there.
let's try and count all the orisa counters
tracer/genji - ez flank her barrier, deadly shotgun up close, too slippery to catch in vacuum or even damage consistently
hog - eats her barrier, easy M2 sweetspots on her giant immobile head, fortify beats hook but whole hog instantly deletes orisa as she resists the knockback
dva/zarya - out-brute her, higher and more consistent damage potential, far better barriers to save their team
hanzo/widow/mccree/soldier - very polarized, orisa can damage them safely if they set up alone on high ground or approach without a rein, but orisa is extremely suspectible to being caught out of position or flanked as she doesn't have the health or mobility to escape. Fortify only helps if used preemptively or while pocketed, if she's already lost her armor it won't help her survive against any dps the way zarya/dva could.
her biggest problems are hitbox/health, the shitty gun and uncharacteristic delay on her barrier that no other tank has
>>174797409
>teamwipe with dead eye
>96 charge again
>>174798958
There is a chance of Gengu vs Deathwing in cinematic
is dva highly picked now because she counters s76 thats only good pick against pharah?
Why is Junkrat considered bad anyway? I can get kills and POTG consistently with him, rape anything that uses barriers and do massive AOE damage, so why shouldnt I play this little dude instead of a boring soldier?
>>174798829
here the cinematic you wanted
>>174799006
If you get a fucking teamwipe with deadeye, OR EVEN JUST HIT SIX PEOPLE FOR 1 DAMAGE, you have literally won the lottery
it never happens
>>174798902
But I don't like her in that way..
>>174799123
someone dont play zarya+sombra
>>174797409
I'd like to see McCree have a bullet by bullet reloading system going on
>>174799123
Do your math before you make dumb suggestions
>>174799070
He's much better now that he can't damage himself, but the general stigma of him being useless won't go away.
Hopefully he won't become too popular because he really fucks up shields.
t. Reinhardt main
>>174799006
>>174799232
>>174799240
just got to love clueless shitters that don't know mccrees ultimate charges extremely fast already
>>174799070
He is too easy to kill
>Its quickplay featuring the shimada brothers and widowmaker again
>>174798829
That's a really cute Sombi
>>174799070
a Junkrat on one team almost guarantees a fully charged Zarya on the other team
>>174799070
>kills
doesn't mean shit
>potg
see above, potg doesn't win games
>massive aoe damage
not really
>rape barriers
granted, but also feed Zarya charge safely
As long as you can't reliably direct hit pharas you are deadweight
>>174798829
I'd imagine we get a cinematic around anniversary time
>>174798715
>>174798626
JIDF pls
>>174799456
Just switch if they have a Zarya dummy
>>174799573
Tell that to the Junkrat mains who never switch
>>174799064
the only reason she fell off in the first place was because teams forgot that matrix is fucking broken when the enemy doesnt have a zarya
>>174799508
>Killing enemies doesn't matter
Please explain this logic
>>174799570
>jews invented blowjobs
Wtf I love jews now
>>174797572
>>174797751
I'd knock that shit off if I were you
>>174799653
Just quit the game dummy
>>174799070
>projectile speed: 17.5 m/s
GUESS
>>174798829
It's just gonna be some Genji vs Deathwing shit or something, like what they had for Rag and Varian
>>174799508
>if you kill your enemies they win
>>174799683
>Kill enemy
>He comes back 20 seconds later
Objectives matter. Kills don't. Go back to your call of duty game, babby.
>tfw streaming on twitch and nobody watches it
>>174800206
Are you cute?
>>174800206
what's your channel?
are you good?
>two master players join QP match
>they keep calling everyone retard
>demand that I heal them
>keep jumping off a cliff for the rest of the match because I didn't heal them
Ruined my day desu.
>>174799683
doing 10 splash damage nets you a """kill""" but that doesn't mean you did a good job
>>174800206
do you play junkrat or bastion
>>174799792
o-okay
>>174800206
>tfw streaming on twitch and getting death threats
>>174796753
I'm feeling... ANGERY!
>>174800274
why didn't you just stop caring?
>>174800206
As long as you aren't a loud obnoxious fuck like MOONFAG or Tim the plat man I'll watch
>>174800096
>Removing one of the six factors from a team fight is bad
Are you being silly?
>tfw you're on a massive losing streak but you're really stubborn so you keep playing and losing
>>174799070
T R A S H D M G
R
A
S
H
D
M
G
Is it possible to go from Diamond to Master as a lucio main?
It feels like it's all luck with my teams
>>174796753
just jump next to target and pop ulti not hard
>>174800527
200 DPS on AOE is very trash I agree
>>174799731
Knock what shit off, Winston?
>>174800498
Same
>>174800498
iktf
700sr
here
i
come
>Junkrat gets an alt fire
>high speed grenade that explodes 2 seconds after bouncing once, but takes a little time to shoot
>skill ceiling goes up
>junk is less useless at medium/long range
>>174800542
Yes, its possible to go from bronze to GM with any character. There is a large bit of luck because blizzard's system tried to give you a 50/50 chance, however if someone is playing like shit then your chances go down a bit.
>>174796753
>It's like the worst in the whole game.
You mean junkrat ult? if so yeah
Why the hell does everyone want to ERP with me when I play Mercy?
>>174801072
They really need to rework that thing before anyone can take him seriously
>>174800656
>I'm 14 and this this lazy art is deep
>>174801089
>things that never happened
>>174801089
Because you're a pretty nazi lady with a nice voice
>>174801089
Why the hell does no one want to ERP with me when I play Mercy?
I even use the right healslut emote and sprays
>>174801089
It's a mystery of the ages anon.
tfw never ever leaving bronze ever
i'm stuck here forever it's never going to happen
just had a match where some pharah stayed at spawn shooting rockets without moving a single inch the whole match
it's just never going to happen i'm stuck in the 1300s forever and ever and ever
>>174801139
I'd like to see you do a better job, champ. Bet your art is impressive.
>>174801072
widowmaker ult is the worst in the game
>>174801219
Free (You)s happened though
>>174801118
indeed
>>174801271
London?
>>174801329
Console or pc?
>>174801415
pc
i'm just stuck here forever and there's nothing i could do about it
Why Hanzo is so upset all the time?
>>174801295
W-whats happening here?
>>174800206
Your title has to be
PEAK RANK # | CURRENT RANK # | TOP 500 | OVERBUFF MAIN RANK #
>>174801139
>fan art
>deep
are you okay anon?
Give one small buff to your main that would make them better but not OP
I'll start
>Reaper cannot be reduced below 1 hp during his ultimate
>>174801536
>Remove auto-lock from main fire, greatly extend rangeNow she's a better Zarya
>>174801536
Genji has a faster reload
>>174801536
>pulse bomb goes just one fucking centimeter further so i don't feel like a retard when i toss it at a giant roadhog right in front of me and it flops flaccidly to the floor
>>174801536
>only rein, roadhog, ana or mccree can stun and kill reaper
I just got my first sextuple kill today with S76 on Oasis. Feels pretty fucking awesome.
>>174801536
Reaper
Walk through wallsin wraith
Make no sound when teleporting
>>174799064
>game is press Q to win
>surprised when the best hero against that is picked
>>174801821
How does it feel playing as a gay old man?
>queue for comp
>Hollywood
>go soldier on defense
>4 stack of obviously prepubescent kids, two of which are healers
>back line being harassed by Genji and Tracer
>shut them down every time before our healers die
>team is too split up to help everyone
>the other team starts focusing me hard when they realize I'm doing all the heavy lifting
>ask for heals while running away to our Zenyatta
>he keeps firing at the choke
>Tracer hunts me down and kills me
>Immediate snowball
>Message him to pay more attention to healing than DPS
>Says I'm yelling at him (??)
>Other loud mouth kid instalocks Soldier on Attack
>go Genji
>realize it's not working well
>no one wants to deal with Torb's turret
>try Pharah
>focused out of the sky immediately with no heals
>go Widowmaker
>take out the turret, torb, and a healer
>team still splits up like its scooby doo
>they fail to kill anything while Genji keeps jumping on me
>lose
>Soldier kid blames everything on me
>Have gold eliminations, objective time, objective kills and fucking silver healing
>get a card for kills
>the only person on my team to get a card
I hate weekends. Why can't all the little kids play something else.
>>174801536
Ana now has 20 ammo, damage dealt instantly instead of 3 ticks
>>174801814
who else can
>>174801536
Tracer's Recall restores a single Blink.
>>174801536
Soldier can reload while sprinting.
>>174800656
That's some nerve, bullying the best friend of your hardest counter
Best ana ult targets when there's no rein?
>>174801382
>Global wallhack
>worst ult
It may not be as strong as it was on launch(silent and was always up) but people still walk out while it's active and get shot.
>>174801496
>Hanzo is appalled by D.Va headbanging to distasteful heavy metal music.
>>174801536
Torbjörn has the same rate of fire than McCree.
>>174802123
What good is knowing your enemies are if you can't shoot them through walls?
>>174801957
>>174802012
SMALL buffs, the name of the game are SMALL buffs
>>174801490
I can carry you to plat if you give me your account
after the event tho
>>174801904
When did Anderson Cooper get included in Overwatch? I'd love to play as that silver fox.
>>174802082
What's more likely, Widowmaker killing Winston causing Tracer to kill Widowmaker, or Widowmaker killing Tracer causing Winston to killhimself?
>Haven't gotten to play the event all month
>Only really want the Zenny stuff, Blackwatch McCree and Mercy
>Do my weeklies and drop the Zenyatta spray and highlight intro
>Next box double legendary Event Mercy and Sigrun
fuk Sigrun was one of my favorite skins in the game and now I don't know which to equip. The event one is cool because it's NEW and I like that it keeps the medic concept while changing up a bunch of the design. But she's so fuckin cute in Sigrun and I love redheads.
Valhalla or Momhair guys?
>>174801514
Gotta call some of them out, just to be sure they don't get caught in their bubble for too long. It's easy to get serious when you can draw a recognizable face for the first time.
>>174802095
76
Winston
Pharah
>>174801536
Roadhog gets 2 bullets back when he gets an elimination
>>174802190
>what good is 15 seconds with a huge advantage
You are gold at best.
>>174802316
Tracer may be gay
But is she too gay for ape dicc?
>Ana
that small delay between an unscoped and a scoped shot has been removed
>>174802123
the thing is is that it may not necessarily be flatly bad but OW is a game thats basically won by spamming OP ults
its the same thing with mccree ult or hog ult, its not that they're neccisarily bad but like, when you're trying to cap point B on 2CP you're going to have a bad time if you're running like DVA hog mccream and widow, which on the surface may seem like a good comp, but the problem is that all their ults aren't like "press Q to win the teamfight" mode and trying to dislodge the defense is going to be really difficult compared to if you ran soldier or rein or zarya or genji or even sombrero and you just wombo and win
>>174801382
>helps ALL the team regardless of their position
>can't be destroyed
>deployed almost instantlly
>stills working when the user dies
>can load another ult while using the actual ult
why all THIS^ is worst than?
>momentarlly ult (with limited movement and loud as fuck)
>takes some time to deployit
>can be easylly predicted from where is coming
>can be instantlly destroyed or easylly countered
>not allways helps the team
>most of the time people will waste it with just 1 or 2 players
>the player loose control over his avatar with out any kind of protection
>Dva's ult isn't better at everyintg than junkrat ult
A good ult not always has to go kaboom or kill everyting in the screen at that moment, using that logic then zaryas ult is trash i guess...
Im wating your answer
>>174802429
Really? Source?
>>174802316
pretty sure the correct answer is them teaming up and beating the blue right out of Widowmaker
Maybe stupid question but do you tap per swing or just hold attack for Dragonblade, I'm tapping and it feels strange sometimes like it delays a swing or doesn't respond to when I tap
>Decide to play Hanzo in QP
>Huge windup, can't body shot like widow
>tons of drop and no zoom, can't aim like widow
>Sonar/scatter arrow are his only good skills, scatter is RNG as fuck even when aiming at the ground
>no mobility aside from portable ladder
>hitting close characters can be difficult because you need to constantly adjust for travel time and spergy characters running everywhere
>Ult is extremely slow and only useful when fired through walls from behind or to block doors to cap
>completely 100% totally dead weight and unable to do anything if a Winston, DVA, Tracer or Genji decide to shit on you, unless they sit still and eat a scatter
>so hard countered, that you are beyond forced to counter pick, you contribute nothing and you can do nothing, unlike other counters where you are just at a disadvantage
Maybe if they reflavored his arrows to shoot through barriers like rein/zarya he'd be pretty good. Right now he's some kind of not sniper/garbage mid range/baby character.
Roadhog is in the game, so OHK body shots shouldn't be discounted either.
>>174802495
sorry, i was supposed to reply to this
>>174801536
>>174802494
>does 0 damage
>>174802410
Much much much too gay
Also Apes have teeny tiny dicks
>>174802567
hanzo is better than widow and even picked in pro games
shut the fuck up you baby
>join late, other team already won the first round
>get 5 gold
>only person on our team on the board
>clutch captured both points and won without my team being anywhere near the point both times
>lmao carrying is just a myth in my perfectly balanced blizzard game
>>174802316
Tracer can't die. Winston will just recall her back to life.
How do you feel about a hero with an ability that somehow provides verticality? So like maybe they can throw down a little lift pad that lasts 5 seconds. Teammates can use it to take flanks they wouldn't usually be able to, rush high ground targets down etc. Like if Mei wall boosts were actually coordinated
>>174802612
you're low gold at best
>>174801271
>healslut emote
Which one?
>>174802635
>apes have tiny dicks
The world just did a kickflip and ripped my pc in half
>>174802534
tap per swing but honestly im usually tapping so fast that its basically the same thing as holding it
i always hold down while swinging with rein though so idk maybe i should adjust that
i mean theres no point in not constantly holding down LMB while weebsticking right? you cant like, animation cancel a swing with a dash and get locked out of attacking or have a swipe no reg or something, at least i dont think so
>>174802807
You put an arrow spray and sit under it with your back to the wall, thus indicating that your thighs are open for business
Reyes is going to kill himself
>>174802763
might not be bad but honestly what I'm wishing for is a hero that can flash-blind people
its like a thing in every other FPS idk why it isnt in OW
>>174803023
does that work? I've been trying but it never got noticed.
>>174803145
Post your id and ill fuck ur slut ass
>>174803023
Can you post a pic for how it should look?
Pharah
>scatter arrow now only spawns 3 arrows, but they bounce more times and have lower cooldown
y/n?
>tracer and genji on the other team are just fucking tickling me and staying out of my hook range or hiding around corners
>someone on my team is already monkey so I cant chase them
>>174801536
When a player is hacked they have a big fucking Sombra meme hack icon above they're head SO MY TEAMMATES KNOW I HACKED THE FUCKING REINHARDT AND THAT THEY SHOULD KILL HIM.
What i would give to play overwatch on pc.probably about 20 bucks
>your goofing off character becomes your best hero
Winston for me.
Who was it for you /owg/
>>174802410
>>174802635
too gay for fug, but not too gay for hug (and possibly snug)
Post fun spray combos
>>174801923
This is why you don't play on weekends or play late in night.
>>174803443
no
you can just lower the damage on the shards to make it stop the instakill bullshit, its not hard
>>174803571
El Sombrero
I went from annoying people and sitting on critical health packs to shutting down dvas and zarya ults
>>174803067
Casual Reaper never fails to make me laugh.
>>174803687
but then it would be useless
>Start of game
>Dumb as fuck comp of 3 DPS, 2 tanks, and ana
>Hit enter
>Type GG
>Grit my teeth, hold my tongue and hit esc
>Maybe it will work
>Get destroyed on defense
>Team salty as fuck at each other
>Can't push the payload pas gas station
Really shoulda said something..
>>174803631
I don't think lesbians are outright allergic to men
Like Tracer could hold a conversation or bump shoulders with one and not explode in a fountain of faggotry
Or maybe she just sees Winston like she would a giant friendly pet
FIre/Poison hero when?
>>174803721
I'm trying to imagine what he would do in downtime, and all that comes to me is standing around the dumpster behind the HotTopic while chain smoking cigarettes
>tfw DVA is good in many situations but the people who play her are stupid
>>174802095
Soldier, Genji and Reaper
Zarya is a risky one if she's not at high energy
And Winston can work well in his normal form too if they don't have a Reaper/Junkrat/any other tankbuster
>>174803745
its supposed to be a room clear not an instant frag
making it reset projectiles on bounce would be better than damage for that, just do that
>>174802095
>No rein
You've already lost
>>174803721
Even phantom demon ghost people need a break sometimes
>>174802351
>Pharah
t. bronze
>>174803780
>Dumb as fuck comp of 3 DPS, 2 tanks, and ana
This is 9/10 games in grandmaster / top 500
just stop fucking complaining and get good fucking small son
>>174803571
tracer desu
>>174803516
i sent the email to support with the suggestion
i will get back to you if they reply
>>174801089
Because Mercy is shameless healslut waifubaitand I love her for it.
>>174804036
fuck off, it's not optimal but I've seen it work
>>174803865
He puts up with his bossy sisters
>>174803878
I pad stats hard with her. It's almost impossible to get below 35 kills
>>174803812
Eh, some are some aren't. Tracer seems to get along with damn near everybody pretty well so I doubt she is.
>>174803993
Post comfy Talon
>>174801536
>Lucio's E now works like Dva's shild.
Can be used for X seconds but it only recharge when all "the hype" has been used, then starts the cooldown which will be the same amount of seconds that can be used.
eg. 7 seconds boost then 7 seconds cooldown until can be used
>yay or nay?
>>174802095
soldier when he ults is even better than rein most of the time
monkey when not ulted
genji ult
dva is alrightorisa is surprisingly good too
reaper
Who here /anapaintball/? Been having tons of fun with this game mode lately, just kind of wish bliz could add custom objectives like a single flag ctf or even a bomb gametype
>>174803812
Lesbians are the quintessential "token girl" in a group of friends.
>>174804290
What's ana paintball?
Only Ana 1 hit 1 hill?
>>174804248
lucio seriously does not need any more buffs
>>174804202
Domestic Overwatch is best Overwatch
>>174804347
Think he means sleep only
>>174801536
Rainhard E now can bounce once, if so deals 1.25 more damage and charge 1.25% aditional ult for each objective hitted
>>174804202
I want more Team Talon anything. I'd take an event too.
>>174803865
Calls up Jack for a taco run.
>>174804409
I wonder if reaper grew up an edgy chuuni and sombra constantly made fun of him and gave him his cool tech shit when he got gud
>>174804347
The rules are
>elimination gametype
>only ana
>20 health
>nade turned off
>sleep dart has 1 second cooldown and it 1 shots you
>koth maps only
>>174804554
Screw the history of Overwatch, I want to see more of the bad guys
>>174804695
I need more
Please help Orisa.
>>174804656
I'll play.
Invite.
>>174804952
I'm going to marry Orisa
>>174801536
reinhardt now can choose between his actual ult or a new ult, berserker ,same shit as winston but during this ulti you can only hit melee or charge (with lower cooldown 3.s)
>>174804809
I'll just compile these three comics because they're all the same joke
I kinda wish Blizzard had the balls to be more 'racist' with its dialogue and interactions, stereotypical gags like these would be great
>>174804695
Talon centric event when? I don't care that much about Overwatch as a group.
>>174804572
>>174801536
Zenyatta
smaller hitbox
>>174801536
mercy now can give speed buf, same as lucio but only for one player, this buff affects mercy as well
Reminder that this is the best ship
>>174805150
does the whole sombra have a crush on dva bit come from anywhere or is it pure fandom
>there are people that think these buffoons are good
>>174805263
Could you fuck off?
>>174805263
Nobody had forgotten...
>>174805150
Isn't that kind of tortilla a spanish thing, not a mexican one?
And the scheduled siesta thing is also more a spanish concept.
>>174801536
Junkrat can now hold lmb to charge a shot, increasing the range and speed of the projectile, max charge moves about as fast as a Pharah rocket but still arcs
>>174804972I play on console
>>174805294
I think it's inspired by the whole 'pro gamer vs hacker' thing
>>174801536
Remove the M1 arc.
>>174805343
I want an official comic about these three just fucking around
Decide to do the uprising event on Legendary as I'm still chasing that first Legendary completion on the OG Heros.
First match is a loss before the cathedral, rein thinks he's a melee dps character and dies continuously, torb only hammers turret even at full HP
Second game is the same rein, doesn't block even to save his life.
Take a 10 minute break to get new players
Some kid, sounds about 8 years old asks to play tracer because he's been practicing her a lot
27 minutes played time in comp S4
994SR rating, solid bronze
Shoots everything but the enemies
check other players, silver, and a gold that has dropped to bronze
welp.jpg
Join another game, new players, check their ranks; bronze, bronze, silver
Guess I'm done doing uprising for a few hours.
>>174805616
>remove arc
>better
>not getting sick headshots from behind an incline so they cant hit you
>>174801536
junkrat regular bombs damage him again but each bomb can act like his mine so he gains more mobility.
OR
now regular bombs deals a bit more damage + has 3 mines, they don't deal damage anymore but they can pusher junkrat higher and faster
>>174805154
Hopefully they make the modern version of Overwatch more interesting than it was in the past
>>174805704
How can there be inclines if the earth is flat?
>>174804554
>tfw Talon are just the stooges of the Overwatch world so far
Make them scary again, Blizzard.
>>174805704
That is rare af and you know it.
He would be so much better off without the arc.
>>174805845
>that's rare
Maybe if you're bad
>>174805745
NO, finishing off enemies with mines is the only thing Trashmouse has. I'm all for some more jumping versatility but he needs that extra damage.
>>174803812
I mean my irl Overwatch friend (and best friend in general actually) is a lesbian I met through work. She also called Tracer being gay right as they revealed her back in the day, she has a good gaydar I guess.
I wonder how the other members of Talon will handle Sombra's inevitable betrayal?
>>174805974
EVERYONE thought Tracer was gay.
>>174805974
Pretty much all the lesbians interested in the fandom called Tracer being gay. She's too much of a stereotype to be straight, but not the parody that Zarya was.
>>174805974
Gay people call EVERYONE gay.
>>174805917
>mfw Genji players try to deflect a concussion mine and I detonate it in their fucking face
>>174805815
They should be stooges, this story would be a million times better if it didn't take itself so seriously
We need it to be less moody and grim, and more human and silly, as the characters already are
>>174806098
Can confirm. In my headcanon every single hero is gay.
>>174805974
Pretty much every gay person that played this game could see it coming miles away. I was a bit skeptical because she was the mascot, but the absolute madmen actually went through with it.
>>174806034
>Doomfist sandwiched between Talon and that big monster-looking Omnic
>Reinhardt connected to that Omega-face omnic guy
>Hanzo floating beneath the UN
BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>174795631
>3 games in a row where a 3700+ player is intentionally losing to tank their sr
Low diamond is truly hell
>>174806034
I've never really looked at this chart before, this is some straight up Pepe Silvia tier shit right here
>>174806187
I want my angst and suffering, anon. They've gone too far to be cartoony now, what with Widowmaker's backstory and all.
>>174806034
She would never
Overwatch is like a family
Talon is also like a family, just a much more dysfunctional one
>>174806404
What was her backstory?
>>174806294
They could just not play the game and accomplish the same thing
>>174806081
>>174806068
I mean after they said one of the characters was already gay, I figured it would be Tracer (Zayra seemed to obvious, y'know) but she straight up called it at like the Museum Cinematic back at Blizzcon.
>>174806269
>UN
That's the Shimada clan emblem you dingdong.
Also I assume the Omnic connected to Rein is the one the Crusaders fought against in Germany. Maybe. It's kind of a stretch but it's all I can come up with.
>>174806404
It doesn't have to ALL be angsty and dark, we're in dire need of some more shenanigans
>>174795631
>Zarya's charge passive now affects her melee as well
How broken is she?
>>174797935
Its the next Step.
You can't link accounts between pc and console to share unlocked skins right?
>>174806624
so basically what we need is whatever the "baseball episode" version of Overwatch is.
>>174801536
Zenyatta now can choose between heal orb, critic orb or speed orb
i think it's self explinatory only one orb at once for one player
Or
can use 1 healing orb and 1 discord orb (as usual) or heal 2 allies players or debuff 2 enemy players, 2 orbs can be use on a single taget to be more effective eather heal more or deal more damage. Orbs can be changed at any point of the game
>>174806034
Widowmaker won't be surprised
>>174806818
Baseball episodes are the best!
>>174806404
How the fuck is Widow's backstory "cartoony"?
>>174806818
Or beach episode, or ball episode, or whatever works
>>174806978
Read his post again
why don't people use genji's young skins that much? i think they look really good
>>174807041
I would pay so much money for a D.Va skin with that outfit, dorito gremlin is so fucking adorable, not even in a lewd way.
>>174807109
Because Genji players are insufferable edgy weeblords
>>174807109
Because he's shooting shurikens out of his bare hands?
>>174806919
Need that zenyatta
>>174796749
gib source pls
>>174807185
I'd rather have this outfit
>>174806453
>ballerina wife of Overwatch agent
>Talon fucks up assassinating husband
>kidnaps wife
>tortures and brainwashes her
>sends her back as a sleeper agent
>wife assassinates husband
>turns blue to be a better sniper or someshit
>is now smug and in every QP game
>>174806548
Oh fuck, I didn't see the dragons before. muh B
>>174806624
The inherent message in Overwatch's lore is one of hope for the future, but that doesn't really mean anything if it doesn't have a contrast. So far it doesn't feel dark enough for my liking, personally. The game contrasts the CGI pretty well in that regards, though, with the game being fairly lighthearted and the CGI being a bit more serious. Even so, I'm a slut for SUFFERING. I want it to get worse before it gets better.
>>174807041
>Zarya in heels
This feels wrong...
>>174806919
>Ana and Sombra can probably throw the ball from deep center across the plate without even touching the ground
>Tracer probably can't even throw the ball between bases
>>174807505
But tracer is a bongshitter
Bongs are supposed to be good at hand stick ball game
>>174807494
A balance is what's needed; the happier and funnier things get, the more crushing the inevitable SUFFERING will be
>>174807041
>that pharah and widowmaker
That's the stuff m8
>>174807495
It's not as bad as her hair being down...
>It's a genji has golden weapon and blackwatch skin
Every fucking game, whether is on our team or the enemies team genji players are such fags
What's a good counter to Winston constantly jumping on supports and getting zarya bubbled?
I mostly play Ana and when this happens I can't even sleep him because his bubble + zaryas
>>174807627
Yet have you seen how far she throws her ult? Probably never thrown a ball in her life.
Meanwhile, Ana is probably on the needle.
>>174807627
Tell that to her and her stupid ass pulse bomb.
>>174807674
Junkrat suffering is not okay! He's been through enough!
when
>>174801743
I'm okay with her primary fire being a mini Zarya beam. I would rather have a longer range than auto lock.
>>174807791
Press S to move backwards
>>174807791
Roadhog
Break bubble, walk into his shield and break him.
>>174806302
>Pepe Silvia
Quick, we need a drawfag to remake this scene with Sombra as Charlie and Reaper as Mac:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nTpsv9PNqo
When is blizz going to fix Torbjörn and give him a real swedish voice actor
>>174807041
>That Zarya
Yes please
>Play support
>Everyone is completely braindead and nobody can kill anyone
>Spend the last few moments of the game throwing out more discord than world war two or skating around the point as Lucio shooting people in the face and screaming in terror
>Lose
>Play 76
>End up with all gold medals every match
>See perfect place to ult
>Ult
>Entire team suddenly sees some rare and attractive butterflies and abandon me to mass retribution fire and immediate death
>Still lose
I don't understand the world anymore
Also if you're getting outhealed by a 76 as an actual healer what the fuck is wrong with you
>support does more damage than actual dps now gee thanks BLIZZ
>>174807041
How is dva even allowed to drink isnt she only 19?
>>174807674
Agreed
>>174807041
>that statue
What the fug
>>174808365
Why is McCree so sexual?
>>174808324
Hana doesn't obey the rules!
>>174808324
Depends on which country she's in. Most countries have a 18+ drinking restriction.
Mercy is for breeding white babies.
> can't bring golden guns into uprising event
Why not
>>174801536
D. Va's guns don't suck shit anymore
Why do people call Winston "Monkey"?
What is a "pick"?
>>174808513
Matt Mercer is a beast
>>174808324
Korea's drinking age is 19
What do you think about the new leaver punish system? I think its shit. Leavers now have no reason to come back.
>>174808513
i want mcree to go brokeback mountain on me.
>>174808635
pick literally means killed
this game and its tryhard terminology is really stupid
>>174808590
>wanting to wank your competative points in a PvE brawl
Cringe
>>174808513
He's made for sex.
>>174808760
Okay, but why do they say pick?
Why not just say kill?
>>174808324
>only 19
>only
>Burgerstan
>>174808760
Pick is choosing a hero though
>>174808635
>Why do people call Winston "Monkey"?
because they are heartless bullies
>>174808837
Because the hero was "picked off"
>>174808365
>Genji wearing clothes
why
>"OMG we need someone to deal with Pharah!!"
>i switch to Widow and kill her
>"omg trash hero, gg"
>>174808635
>Why do people call Winston "Monkey"?
Because he is a stupid virgin monkey that needs to go back to the moon
>>174808837
>>174808923
because as i said, dumb as fuck tryhard terminology
>>174808837
he was "picked off"
as in singled out and killed before the rest of his team or focused before the rest
>>174808996
Rude.
>>174809020
The term "pick" is pretty much in every game where you kill the opponent. It's not just a overwatch thing.
Why is Winston so fucking based?
>gained 1000 sr just by playing reinhardt
Man this giant German man is awesome.
Lena is for _____!
>>174809242
meanwhile i'm stuck in bronze i play reinhardt and EVERY ONE tries to be a flank leaving me completely alone with maybe one healer who is on the ball maybe
>>174809260
Getting turned to Talon
>>174809171
it was definitely forced into overwatch though, and no it was nowhere near as popular or used in other games compared to overwatch, it's a recent thing
>>174809260
Sexual harassment
>>174808635
People saying monkey is more of a joke. And the term "pick" is a term used in pretty much every team based game. A pick is usually when you single someone out and kill them. An example is in tf2 when a spy backstab a medic that is usually a pick because he singled the medic out and "picked" him off.
>>174809308
I was bronze too, you gotta be super aggressive at bronze to fill up your ulti and team wipe. Get a healer to pocket your ass and you'll fuck everyone up.
>>174809401
Oh that sneaky spidergirl
Pre-ordered a reaper statue
I want the widowmaker one too
>>174809382
It's pretty much defacto in Dota2 in my experience.
>>174809308
>play rein
>no one gets behind my shield
>healer doesn't prioritize me when i charge in
>no one protects me from tracer or pharah
it's suffering in wood league
>>174809260
being used for Talon's pleasures
>>174809535
>tfw no idea when there will be good pharah merchandise
>>174809376
I hate letting someone else on my team only Mercy. I swear there're way too many people who don't know they're doing with her. Most don't even know you can cancel your flight, they all just come right next to their target totally exposed, instead of stopping just under the 15m range of her staff
>>174809315
>>174809496
WE'VE ALREADY HAD THIS CONVERSATION
>>174809260feeding
>>174809678
Do you ever have the problem of it not responding when you try to cancel it and flying all the way anyway?
when will Sombra get a fuckin sit emote
>>174809583
> healers job to chase after reinhardt when he mindlessly charges in
Lol stay in bronze
>>174809887
That gets in the way of making characters, maps, and events, so in about ten months or so along with bug fixes, Orisa's interactions,a nd everything else that only takes hours or a day to make.
>>174809601Sauce
>>174809709
I think you dropped something, Winston
>>174809929
>assuming it is mercy
lol stay in bronze
>>174809260
getting drunk with
>>174809887
>no idea when she'll get her laugh or sit emote
>only sounds like she's getting one new skin any time soon and that's still months away
Jack just wants the people closest to him to get along. Why can't brown people be nice to each other?
>>174810064
> assuming it is mercy
Well a lucio doesn't need to speed boost reinhardt when he's charges
So that leaves both ana and zenyatta who don't handle being in the open so well
Good job retardI leik it in masters
>>174810303
>"relax, I'm not going to kill you"
>carefully steps over the bodies of the redshirts she killed
>>174809260
Being my wife.
>>174810326
>assuming ana needs to be in the open to snipe heal a rein from a distance
lol stay in bronze
>>174809260
penis
>>174802324
While a perfectly respectable option that's indicative of good taste, long haired mercy is an inferior choice next to the amazingness of Sigrun. Redheads are the only choice for true patricians
The enemy has a teleporteur.
Is something controlling Reaper?
>>174810754
>>174810754
Why does this happen?
>>174810060
I'mma drop your blue ass off Lijiang Tower right away
>>174810860
Animation technique to make things look smoother
>41 kills on 3-0 game on Ilios with Winston
I think I'm maining monkey scientist on Koth
>>174811130
>>174811214
>>174809223
>>174811309
This one is edited right?
>>174809668
There's merchandise to start with?
>>174801536
How about small nerfs to a champion you're tired of seeing?
>reins shield is 1500 health now
>>174811531
No, go look at the intro yourself. It exists only for one frame
>>174811531
Nope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSGwUMz_bas
>>174811537
Well there's that funko pop thing
>>174811585
>Hog's hook range drops by 5m
doing stupid starter pack pictures for each rank. can you give me some ideas for all rank so i don't miss anything?
shit like bronze being 12 year olds and plats being held back by 60hz monitors, top 500s having twitch streams etc
need tons of it for each rank
>>174811585
>500 HP is a small nerf
>>174811703
>Funko pop
Not even once. I'd drop money on a decent figure, but fuck Funko.
>>174801536
That is the most insanely retarded buff
Idea if heard yet.
> teleport into middle of enemy team
> Mash Q
> lel free team kill
>>174811735
Gold needs "No Healers!" from the CSS
Plat needs "Joined team voice chat. 1 player(s) in chat."
>>174811757
On a self regenerating shield that has no cooldown it is friendo :^)
>>174810836
THICC
>>174811954
good shit
>>174801536
Deadeye's ult charge depletes on activation in proportion to its remaining uptime, either at a 1:1 equivalency [so it fully empties once the timer runs out] or at a 2:1 equivalency [so it fully empties once it reaches 50% of the timer]. If you cancel it manually it is instantly fully depleted.
>>174811836
>Teleport into middle of enemy team
It ends right there
>>174811658
Kek, now I want to see Widowmaker jump and see the stretch in slow motion.
Is queueing fucking broken for anyone else too?
Queued for CTF, so far I've been put in 4 half-full games and 3 skirmishes.
>>174811585
>small nerfs
>champion
>reins shield is 1500 health now
please go back to your autistic game
>>174812432
NOBODY wants to play CTF because 10/12ths of the players don't give a shit about capturing any flags, and the other two are Tracer
>>174810836
Nutting
>>174812432
Anything except competitive has been broken for nearly two months now, with absolutely no statement from blizzard anywhere, despite thousands of posts complaining about it
Enjoy your $40 game
Say something nice about the happy couple.
>finally got the skin
feels good bros
had a really nice game first time using it, POTG and 17-0
d.va is too goddamn cute
>>174812726
I bet Amelie is such a great wife she blows Gerard's mind.
>>174809678
Same. Anyone else on my team picking Mercy is a guarantee that I'll have to spam the need-healing button, staring directly in her face, at 1HP, just to get her to stop getting pocketed by the genji she's catfishing or whatever tunnel-vision shit and heal other people. Not to mention never utilizing her damage boost, never popping out her gun, never flying to the obvious pharah above her when in danger, etc.
Only the most retarded class of human being could possibly fuck up the easiest hero in the game, which singlehandedly explained every ounce of hate Mercy mains get here to me.
>>174812695
This with default skin
>>174813003
kill yourself disgusting pedo
>>174812926
>tfw got the skin, player icon, spray and two voicelines
Bleu is addicting.
/owg/ in a nutshell:
>lol look at widow stretched out forcedmeme
>ships! look at how gay everyone is! theres also porn!
>why are my teams always full of retards and the other team is top 25 players?
>How do I play this game? I'm stuck in silver, and genuinely just want to get better.
>Trying to get the 80% achievement with mouth breather teammates that ignore slicers
What the fuck do I do?
>>174813113
Play last week when the exploit was a thing
People who have fucked Ana
>the leaf
>Gerard?
>Jack?
Ana seems kind of bitter at Widowmaker. I wonder if Gerard and Ana had a thing before he married Amelie. She did hesitate to kill her.
A BAGUNDLE OF USES
>>174812726
>this is the photo Tracer finds crumpled up on Amelie's hand, after her and Winston respond to reports of shots being fired at an offshore base
>it turned out to be a major Talon bunker
>everyone was already dead, with Amelie lying on the ground with a self inflicted gunshot wound
>she was still smiling
>>174813193
please leave and never come back
you want to go to tumblr
thanks
>>174812726
I took Gerard's virginity, whore.
>>174812643
t. Triggered Rein main
>>174812371
>Stretched Widowmaker 17
>17
>>174813113
Shit is easy as fuck
Legendary on the other hand..
>>174812689
I only play it because it's so easy to win if you put in actual effort
>>174811992
>that has no cooldown
Are you retarded?
zarya is my favorite champion.
>>174813723
>can bring shield up and down at any moment
>cooldown
If you're talking about the delay on its regen that's not what I meant by no cooldown buddy
What are ways to improve or practice accuracy as McCree?
Sometimes I look at videos of Diamond/Master players playing him and was amazed at how they make shooting with the primary fire easy
>tfw dont get a card for 55% hook accuracy 16 people hooked
>>174813869
literally just play a lot, secondary is bots which is decent practice but unrealistic
just play a fuckton with a good mouse+mousepad, low sens and don't change it for months
>>174813103
more like
>muh waifu shitposting
>more waifu shitposting
>even more waifu shitposting
>wah how do i get out of bronze
Every PC general is disgusting typical waifu shitposting
I've been lurking here again recently and i've yet i seen nobody even bother to post anything about setting up a group together or share tactics/comments
All it is is waifu shit
I'm really starting to despise this site i might as well go on reddit because it surely cant be as bad as this
/vg/ was a mistake they should of just left those WOW SC2 and LOL threads alone in /v/
>>174814017
Can't you do headshot only games with game browser too now?
>>174813096
>>174812926
>read the thread
>suddenly it happens to me
Literally impossible.
>>174813095
she's 19
Find one flaw.
>>174814265
no tits
there, done
>>174814265
She's Mercy.
>>174813752
Im gonna have to ask for the source to this.
>>174814265
Her tail isn't fluffy
Wouldnotpet/10
>>174814265
Not slutty enough
>>174814156
yes that's what i meant, but it is horribly overrated
it won't help beyond basically getting used to new mouse or sens or whatever. it's just warmup
>it's a "play widow into a pain-in-the-ass pharah-mercy, but nobody on your team ever deigns to mildly inconvenience them, or heal you, so all they have to do is gun for you first every time you show up and render you useless" game
>>174814207
I've done it, but before they gave her the shield generator, so unless it was changed to also include that, that achievement is fucked without boosting
>>174814446
>playing widow
yeah, fuck you retard
>>174814265
Why is it that bad Mercy players use devil and witch?
>>174806449
How were Blackwatch? Were they also like a family?
>>174814538
>playing overwatch
yeah, fuck you retard
ftfy
>>174814557
They have no taste. Same as with people who play the Valkyrie Skins.
>>174814557
What about Valkyrie and Medical Officer Mercy?
>>174814748
Marginally better.
Best Mercys use the epics
>>174814742
>taste solely dictates skill
This is some real retardation we go
>>174814748
Obviously muh perfect skins because edgy skins are """"" objectively""""" shit
>Default skin is objectively the best skin
Name the hero.
>>174813557
>Easy as fuck
How?
>Don't play Tracer
>Our Tracer runs around like a dipshit miles from the payload
>Don't play Torb
>They don't spam molten core or focus targets
>Don't play Reinhardt
>Our Rein doesn't shield explosions, swing on slicers, and generally fucks around away from the payload 1v1ing shield bots
>Don't play Mercy
>They don't damage boost or shoot
If everyone's not on their game, it's fucking impossible
>>174814990
zarya and winston
>>174814990
Hanzo
>>174814990All of them.
>>174809583
>charging in
Jesus fuck... what, do you see something a mile away and say "oh dat looks good ill have me some of that" and charge, expecting not to take damage as you have the stealth capacity of a fucking freight train? Rein's pin is supposed to be used when a pin is at its highest potential to hit. Close pins, close pins, close pins. See an enemy? Good, now do you see a wall in their vicinity? Good, now are you close to them? Great, now position yourself using the 2k worth of shields so that when you charge you hit your target and have as small of a charge time as possible. The goal is to connect the pin, and then finish the pin as fast as possible so you aren't exposed. If you charge someone so that after you connect the pin you are skating across the map for a couple seconds with them in your jaws, you are doing it wrong.
Find target, back them into a wall, pin against said wall with as little pintime as possible, then firestrike, swing, ult, whatever to make sure that you kill that targets and get a decent position on your next encounter.
>>174815140
>feminist zarya
>>174814923
>This is some real retardation we go
Where do you think you are :^)
>>174813113
this>>174813192
now deal with it
>>174814990
tracer
>>174815163
>torbjorn
bang bang
>>174814716
>We will never get Metal Genji Rising
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqqq8uqSDnk
>>174815136
Play reinhardt and spam group up
Hold shield and charge at bastions and detonators
I think I got nuked just now. Before the game even start I disconnected to the log in screen even though my internet is perfectly fine. I managed to log back in but I got suspended. I checked the recent players and I found 1 very suspicious player. Anyone have the same experience?
>>174814742
Devil and imp are trash but don't talk shit about witch mercy
>>174815312
>>174814990
Soldier 76 and Winston
>>174814990
>that 76 player who thinks he's hot shit for playing the fucking tutorial character
Why are there so many
>>174815434
>I found 1 very suspicious player.
What did he mean by this?
>on a massive losing streak with meta heroes
>switch to torbjorn and win 5 in a row
why must it be this way
Post skins that say "I never play this hero and have no idea what I'm doing"
>>174814167
It's good shit, anon
>>174815435I'm just mad, that I haven't got it desu. I just hope that I get Combat Medic Ziegler
>>174815631
Straight wins with a little time played also he currently have his highest SR
>kill junkrat
>purposely walk on the bombs he leaves when he dies
anybody else do this?
>>174814716
Artist?
>>174813383
Is it hard to type with one eye?
>>174796021
I appreciate it. I'll give her a try now. Sorry for the late (You) I was so burnt out on ranked earlier.
>Rank after placement 2100
>keep losing winning settle around 2k
>Weekend hits
>literally non stop 3-4 dps teamlocks hanzos galore
>lose to 1500
holyshit not even mad just surprised that the weekends are this shit
>Genji
Removed RMB. If you jump and spam dash and spam deflect, it's annoying to hit you. You must pay for your sins, and aim.
>Roadhog
Removed RMB. You have a bitchy copout of skill for free kills, you are not allowed to get bitchy OHKs otherwise.
Reduced LMB damage, increased hook damage so skill factor (0) remains the same.
>>174815932
I played late into the night trying to grind for lootboxes
Ended up learning that you never...ever, play during the morning hours nor during the weekend, the people are just plain bad
>>174815136
>>174815419
>tank the explosion with the shield isn't the best option since charge moves you away from your teamates and also get hurt with some serious damage
>>174815834
I hate this angle, she looks like one of those Troll toys.
>>174815773
>tfw you can't rez junkrat into his own death bombs anymore
>>174815714
Why is younger Angela Ziegler so pretty
>tfw you got Witch and Combat Medic Ziegler but dont consider yourself good at Mercy
>>174807041
>Girly Zarya
>Girly Tracer
>Dat qipao on Mei
>Ana and Pharah
>HURRRR SHIELD OR WINSTON SHIELD OR D MATRIX SPAM
>LE ALMOST DED BUT ME SO HEAL CANT OUT DPS HEAL ME SO GUD
There needs to be more antibarrier and antihealing. If your rationalization is "damage" then there needs to be more damage.
>not allowed to play your favourite hero sombra in mid-diamond competitive overwatch games.
>if you do teammates literally lose their shit.
>insta-lock widowmaker, hanzo and then just spam gg in match-widw chat.
I fucking hate overwatch.Anyone have any idea if it's better for playing niche heroes in comp on weekdays?
>>174816739
like sombra?
>>174811735
please somebody post some suggestions
>>174816798
Tell them that you are actually Codey smurfing under different name
>QP
>team get stomped by the enemy 3 supports with Symmetra in KotH
>say fuck it and start considering other players like litteral retards
>insta pick Junkrat for the next games
>3 wins 1 lose
>>174815212
>almost a year after release and people are still triggered by zarya's hair
>>174814990
Junkrat and Roadhog
>>174816798
Diamond and plat just have a lot of metaslaves and tilters, doesn't matter when you play.
>>174808573
>Create gorgeous Aryan MILF medic angel waifu
>Give her delicious legs and pantyhose
>A ton of bondage are of her is made.
It's like they're trying to hit all of my fetishes.
>>174815657
Genji with nomad skin, Zarya with goth skin from what I saw. All the good Genjis I saw was rolling with carbon fiber.
>overtime payload
>enemy mercy used rez 15 secs before overtime
>we wipe them shortly afterwards
>everyone shitting on that one mercy main with like 300hrs
>she leaves before the defeat screen
damn that was some savage emotional abuse I'm actually genuinely concerned for that mercy
>winston dives into the enemy team, actually goes deeper to heal
>wont give me LoS to heal him
>spams "I need healing!"
Its like they want to die, get angry and switch off because they keep dying without getting anything done
>>174816895
Sombra does not stop healing or stop barriers.
Try and hack mercy, she still heals. Hack zen, still heals if his orb is up.
Zarya has no problem ignoring zarya while barriered. Can't hack through barriers either
So until she instantly hacks through barriers and completely stops healing, then it's not.
also;
>pharah mid air
>DERR ME TANK SO GUD ME SLAM GROUND INSTANT DEATH STUN LE SO GUD
>I'm in the air
>ME SO GUD THO ME SO GUD , U DED, U STUN ON GROUND NOW
>>174808573
Mercy probably had a bunch of brown babies with random guys she had sex with while working at a refugee camp
>>174817467
No!
>>174817181
honestly fuck him, i main mercy, lucio and ana i must say that you must never use your ulti until the perfect moment, learn to position in the correct spot, usually in a corner like the whore i am, and then press Q as hard as your soul can on the last second.
Plain, simple and easy he deserved that
>>174817197
Meanwhile
>enemy Winston dives next to me while I'm standing next to our roadhog
>our fucking roadhog walks OUT of the bubble to m2 the soldier 30ft away while the monkey kills me
>Roadhog: Breathing like a stuffed pig! (I need healing!)
>this was masters
What do you think, have Mercy ever done it with an omnic?
>>174815312
that art is repulsive
>>174817897
Art of Mercy taking Orisa's fat robot horsecock when
>>174796456
kek
>>174817809
>Breathing like a stuffed pig
Nigga it's "bleeding like a stuck pig"
>>174817809
>Breathing like a stuffed pig
Anon its "Bleeding like a stuck pig"
Rank doesnt say much on the other hand, its sad isnt it
>>174817628
>you must never use your ulti until the perfect moment
but that's exactly how you don't play mercy, you're not supposed to wait until everyone is dead to use it.
>>174818049
Not soon enough, clearly
>>174818049
NO
ORISA IS FOR RECEIVING TENDER LOVE WITH HUGS AND SMOOCHES, NOT BEING A BRUTISH FUCK GIVER
>>174818365
You use your best judgement, sometimes that is holding out as long as possible, sometimes it's one or two people to win a fight
>>174818328
>>174818352
Where did my life go wrong
>SUREFOUR OVERRATED
>ROOLF OUTDATED
>GODS JEBAITED
>C9 ELIMINATED
>>174817467
delet this
Been here all along.
>>174818365
>you're not supposed to wait until everyone is dead to use it.
Literally i never said that in any way shape or form
Perfect moment does not equal wait until you got the entire team dead, but of course no one should use it just for one person, unless really especific situation
>>174819029
>>174819173
Is that a____reference?
>>174817181
what did she do wrong? why is using your res before overtime bad?
>>174810176
Lucio and Tracer would be really fun to get drunk with.
>>174819314
no man is a ユーリ!!! on ICE reference
>-75 sr per loss
wtf is this.
>>174819554
you got carried lmao
>>174819554
It means you probably went against a team with less average SR than yours, you might be on a lose streak, you might've played like ass
>>174819634
what metrics does it go by to decide you played well/bad?
>>174819554
You're playing like dogshit for your level
>>174809678
>>174809678
It's infuriating, because in the right hands she can be really quite good. Her mobility and single target healing can be really effective, damage boost works amazingly alongside certain other heroes and resurrect can turn the hide of whole battles.
Yet most of her players are girl gamers, catfishers, faggots and retards.
>>174819692
>The calculation of your SR adjustment after a match doesn’t look at your teammates, but instead compares you to the performance of other similarly skilled players with that hero across an enormous pool of competitive matches. So, we compare your Genji play to the play of other Genjis, Ana vs. Anas, etc. Since we’re comparing “apples to apples”, we shouldn’t see any kind of support specific bias in SR adjustments due to player performance.
>>174819692
Time on fire, elims, damage done, deaths etc.
D.va best girl
people in qp take this game way too seriously
usually low levels
>>174819894
>best girl
you spelled Pharah wrong
>>174820192
>no pharah gf
Worst kind of suffering
>enemy team scores 27 seconds left
>we score with almost 3 mins
>we defend they can't get it .5
>they defend we can't get it .5
>they win
I wish someone would stab me in the stomach then shoot me in the head
>>174819438
Because most of the people safe their ultimates for the last minute or so, even risking wasting an ultimate by not using it, then the game becames an ultimates orgy.
Literally i witnessed 6 ultis in total used simultaneously in around 10 seconds, then i proceeded to press Q while playing mercy and get an easy win.
>>174820114
I dont take qp serious at all but one time on attack eichenwalde roadhog literally killed 4 fucking people with his ult, didnt get healed, and everyone but me and soldier went to the point while everyone else just stood at the fucking gate. We then died of course because the 2 tanks came back along with the respawns. When shit like this happens it really gets my noggin joggin
>>174819801
>People only play junk to throw
>Main him and try
>Ez GM
>>174819894
correct
>>174814990
Hanzo, Winston, Zenyatta.
>>174795796
jesus christ, that's hideous
Esports if somebody interested
twitch.tv_livethebattle
I hate the look of D.Va's mech on her ching-chong skin but really how she looks, so I'm torn on whether to use a skin with a better looking mech or keep her in her cute dress.
>>174817897
I wouldn't be surprised if semi-sentient sex toys, like vibrators with onboard VIs and such, were commonplace in the future.
Like a vibrator that senses how close the user it to orgasm based on their heart rate and body temperature and such and teases them accordingly.
>>174819478
Lucio for sure, but I feel like getting Tracer too drunk would risk bring out her inner chav, which nobody wants (not even Tracer)
>>174820719
>>174820770
Are dva players the most degenerate?
>>174796018
She doesn't always work well against Torb/turret, though. At least, not in enclosed areas.
Orisa is my personal favourite Torb killer.
Where is this from?
>>174820950
the mind of a butch tumblr shipper
>>174820950
The creator of Manly Guys Doing Manly things made a comic about Jack and Reyes dating.
If I want to get good at roadhog should I just play him without the hook
>>174821202
No, what the fuck? If you try to play Roadhog without the hook you're literally playing a shittier, albeit tankier, Reaper.
>>174821342
Everyone rapes the moment I miss the hook
>>174821439
Which is why you don't miss the hook, dummy. It's called "Windows of Retaliation". If you missed the hook, that means the enemy team has around 8 seconds to fill you with bullets before they have to worry about getting grabbed again.
Do people really think they can wallhack freely as Widowmaker and people will think it's their ult?
>>174821439
that means you need to get better with the hook
>>174815657
>Doesn't know that Valkyrie Mercies are the noobs.
>Beam heros (Sym, Winston, Zarya) are the funnest characters to play
Prove me wrong
>>174821903
You have no idea how many times I've seen that.
>>174822003
If you ever meet a gold border Mercy main that isn't very good you can guarantee they're using imp, devil or witch
>>174822029
You forgot Mei.
She is fun, too.
Lijiang > Ilios > Nepal > Oasis
>ywn teach Orisa about love
>ywn teach Orisa about sex
>ywn have to explain to Orisa that you find her sexually attractive
>ywn come home to find she has upgraded herself so you can have sex with her, even though she still doesn't completely understand it but she just wants to make you happy
>>174822240
why are u like this
>>174820463
Now that is what I call plaing meta.
>>174820114
i remember when i was like that
good times
>>174822376
Why aren't you?
>>174822240
Robot Horse is not for sexual. Sanitize yourself immediately.
>>174822613
She is incredibly for sexual
>>174822240
Found /mlp/
>>174822768
She's a robot centaur, not a horse
Is Reinhardt a super soldier?
>>174820851
Nope, Mei players areits because I like hand holding, cuddling, and long term commitment
>>174823009
super soldier program (s76, etc) are failed clones of rein
>>174823009
hes a fucking FREAK
>>174823009>ywn be carried away by a spartan girl so she can sex you
>>174823095
Fucking /d/.
>>174795631
How to counter zarya? She just walks at you unkillable and stops anybody she touches from dying. "Don't shoot at the bubbles" hasn't been working well enough because they just kill you in the time you couldn't kill them.
Vive le teleporteur
>>174823095
What about cute costumes?
>>174822128
Whenever someone instalocks Mercy I almost always pull up their profile.
>username with a reference to a bunny or some shit
>100+ hours on mercy and fewer than 10 on anyone else
And somehow, despite sinking SO much time into the game, never wonder why they die so much, could it have anything to do with pocketing people and not getting off the ground, who fucking knows
Do tumblrinas enjoy watching killcams 10 times a game? Always hit shift and space and you fucking win.
>>174809260
Marrying
>>174823512
When she bubbles stall it out by getting out of her lasers range then strike back.I've had many a Zarya player that tried getting me with Genji only to surprise them with shuriken to the face.
>>174823590
Darn it anon I'm on break right now and I don't have long until I got to get back at work
>loading screen
>pick DPS
>some duo queue says oh fuck were fucked we have shitty DPS
>my stats on soldier are way better than his but I say I'll let him have it
>duo queue does fuck all
Really tickled my neurons there
>>174823675
I said this in another thread but I saw a comp mercy main with over 100 hours that was GM level good with dps. They only played dps outside of comp.
>>174809260
getting dick
>>174809260
Headpats!
>>174809260
unbreakable friendships
>>174824110
nothing is unbreakable anon
>>174817467
She has yellow fever son.
>>174823871
There are exceptions to the rule, I'm trying to develop my zen and lucio so at least mercy isn't my most played by 20 hours and people won't meme me.I still main mercy in comp because it's my best hero and I actually want to win. Turned off team chat real fuckin fast
>>174824365
>no previous panel of Winston going full heroic sacrifice with a smile
Disappointed here.
>>174823812
Better fap fast.
>>174824365
please delet this
like, from your harddrive I don't like seeing it every thread
>>174824681
>tfw his body was shutting down with age, and he knew it,
>tfw he went out smiling, because that way Lena wouldn't have to watch him fade away anymore
>>174824365
Dramatic death scene when Winston sacrifices himself to save Lena from the evil moon monkeys when
>>174823971
I want to tomboy tame Tracer!
I'm surprised that the Pharmercy fans are still going on strong. What is it about this fandom that doesn't like heterosexuality?
>>174825050
>not liking tomboys
what are you, gay?
>>174824365
>>174825040
Stop bullying Tracer you monsters. She's trying her best to stay happy already.
>>174796764
No, there is no better feelings, IMO.
Do you think there's any correlation between personality types and main heroes?
>>174825202
>What is it about this fandom that likes a lesbian relationship between a MILF Aryan Goddess and a delicious brown toned warrior chick?
>>174825235
Oh, you misunderstand, anon. I love tomboys. Teasing them by making them do girly stuff is just the icing on a cake of spats, girl abs and tanlines.
>>174825326
You know it's coming Anon, the moon is full of evil monkeys with autoaim weapons
>>174825202
I'm honestly wondering what the crossover between Pharmercy and Elsanna shippers from Frozen is like.
>playing WP:G as Hog
>stop enemy team from capping first point
>win the second round in less than a minute after our DPS kill both their healers and I flanked behind them and killed both tanks
>only get 20 SR
>>174825202
They're stuck in a world of denial and headcanon. Also, lesbians and self-inserting.
>tfw finally back to a positive win/loss after going on a massive loss streak and falling from 3600 to 3200
>>174825474
>six man Overwatch team vs. space apes PvE
I kind of want this.
>>174825202
Tumblr is all about homos for whatever reason. Took them long enough to realize you can enjoy something without it being canon though.
>>174825202
>I'm surprised that the Pharmercy fans are still going on strong.
That's like saying you're surprised the Genji memes are still going strong.
>>174825484
>Elsanna shippers
Y-you're joking, right?
>>174825040
>>174825474
>Tracer takes over command of Overwatch, which before Winston's tragic demise did have a resurgence in agents and workers
>this new position took Lena out of the field for the most part, so she settled down with Emily in the mean time (the wedding was a bittersweet afair, the best man spot for Lena was noticeably vacant)
>in her spare time, she began writing and illustrating a series of children's books anonymously
>it's a story about a lost little girl, and her very special friend that saved herand no matter what, he would always be there to protect her
>KotH
>Symm in my team
>win
>next game, still KotH
>Same Symm in enemy team
>win
How the fuck are you even supposed to lose against Symmetra in KotH?
>finally got genji shurikens down
u kiddos are fukkin dead
>>174826052
If people make a lesbian couple over one voice line interaction that talks about gameplay mechanics, do you really think they won't do that?
>>174824365
Her face reminds me of gon when he learned Kite died.
>>174826114
Anon, I didn't ask for those feels..
>>174826114
>>it's a story about a lost little girl, and her very special friend that saved her>Calvin and Hobbes became a major success
>>174826126
Some (read: quite a lot at lower ranks) people can't handle her and panic when they start getting microwaved
ROGUE=LA LIGNE MAGINOT!
>>174826052
Son, it was by far and away the biggest ship of probably any Disney movie. They had a chan. They got kicked out of /co/ for shitposting too hard.
>>174815927
Trying her a but more I still can't seem to make her work. Its way too hard to keep people alive sometimes and some heroes are just hard as fuck to heal. I can't hit shit unscoped with ana but scoped in makes it so I get ambushed easy. The positioning is hard I try to stay at a good distance but I always seem to eat a helix to my back. I try to focus tank but they usually just rush in and die instantly. My aim with sleep dart is pretty bad as well I only can really get mecree or a rein after he shatters which is not that effective.
Everytime I pick ana for a bit some nasally autistic child tells me to pick mercy instead. Am I doomed to just picking a so called bad character? I'll keep trying her but I'm deranking fast.
>>174801089
I had a game last night where the tanks threw while trying to impress me because I played Mercy. I'm a grown man with a beard.
>>174826618
>when Genji panics and tries to deflect your beam
Is is possible to do the difficulty-related uprising achievements in all heroes or only vanilla?
>>174826764
Are you playing comp? If yes she works with every other heal.
Try to work on quickscop, if you have a mate that can play rein for you to train that's good
>>174820360
especially the Anubis kind
>>174826764
Also, don't play to win but to get better
>>174827062
I want to eat her asswhile Ana watches through her scope from afar
>>174827121
You should be playing to do both in comp.
Nobody should click the comp button unless they intend to do whatever is necessary to win the game.
>tfw want to be good at tracer because find her cool
>Always get pissed at our shitty reins
>find myself always as rein and if not lose match badly
I just want to be a cute brit lesbo that annoys people
>>174826764
How come its so hard to hit things unscoped with ana now? I dont remember it being this hard
>>174827062
bruh
>>174826916
Vanilla only. What are you, a pussy?
The enemy has a shield generateur
Nice. Now I'm only missing Mercy and Tracer, of those that I want. And even if they don't drop, I have the coins.
Also, what do you think is the amount of boxes one needs to open to get a legendary? Around 12? At least that's how it feels like to me.
>>174826793
I wonder if it's just irony or some other bullshit but every time I see some group of guys trying to impress a Mercy with kills/damage/other stat bullshit it's a guy playing behind the Mercy but when I'm just going back and forth in making sure they at least stay alive and doing my job it's always a girl playing the Mercy. Then they kind of try sticking with me.
>>174827642
afaik you're guaranteed a legeendary every 20 boxes.
>>174827760
Twenty is the magic number in Hearthstone, but I feel that in OW the number is a little lower. Somewhere between 10 and 15.
I've picked up Sombra and am trying to GIT GUD, having some success, having fun too, any Sombra players have protips?
p.s. what do you guys think is the future of Sombra? She seems to be gaining in usage/popularity/visibility lately, but I heard the devs have said they don't want Sombra to be a character that kills... I'm worried if there's an uptick in her use she'll get some sort of nerf which would be shit because as it is she's seemingly only just viable with work put in.
>>174827945
Or was it 30... I think it's 30, actually.
>>174827062
Fucking perfect
>>174827975
Well, I mean Sombra can get kills but that's not so much her priority. She's more of CC and opening up an initiated push/initiating it. You know, hack Rein to start damaging while they have no protection, hack Mercy so she can't fly and make her easy picking, stuff like that.
I'm just saying this from what I've observed and how she's worked best.
>mfw finally got gud with Pharah
Is this what it feels like to carry?
>>174827268
I know that feeling anon. As Tracer you depend on your team to make use of your flanks, but usually you don't need to stay near your team so you can just mostly ignore them.
>>174828384
>carry
she's good and can be devastating in some scenarios but she can't carry
you still need a tank, you still need a healer
you still need a half decent team
Now that the VGL 8's dates have been announced (Starts early June), is there any chance that we could put together a team for it?
Does anyone here even want a virtual divegrass team?
>>174827062
oh my god
>>174827975
>the devs have said they don't want Sombra to be a character that kills
I've only heard this here. I think the actual quote was more along the lines of not wanting her to be a backline stealth assassin.
I've posted this before, but I actually find her much more effective on defense than offense, as the defensive team can make more frequent use of hacked healthpacks, and EMP is even better at breaking a push than initiating one. Also her raw damage is kinda underrated, it's her spread that limits her damage usually, but she can really lay into tanks or people with rounder hotboxes like Zen, Mei, or Torb.
I'd say the most important thing is to know really well who is hurt the most by hack and have your target priority planned out before the teams clash.
>>174827062
>that tummy
This is my jam
>>174829217
SAUCE THIS INSTANT NIBBA
>>174825851
>Took them long enough to realize you can enjoy something without it being canon though.
>they still bitch to this day
Yeah, nah.
>>174829217
>>174829438
Yeah, I just checked rule34hentai, couldn't find it there.
>>174829438
http://arhoangel.tumblr.com/
>>174829534
>>174829438
http://arhoangel.tumblr.com/post/159915428089/anubis-reskin-full-size-my-patreon
>>174829656
>>174829687
>light nipples
that's not how arab girls work
>>174823164
He can grab small female heroes like King Kong.
>>174829878
You're right.
>when your losing streak is so bad you can't even win a qp game after 2 hours of trying
>>174830181
haha DAE read /pol???
>Playing Competitive
>Defense, Route 66
>join, see that the team has a widow, hanzo, one healer and no tanks
>pick Rein
>team gets rolled
>on attack, politely suggest that it might be good for the team if either the widow or hanzo switch to a healer
>widow: "fucking Rein thinks he can carry the game"
>mercy and soldier leave the match
>the team never makes it out of the spawn door
>pick zens djinn skin
>go headshot bowling for a whole week
Y/n
Lol
>>174830271
hahaha..
but seriously go back to /r/ShitRedditSays
>>174830485
those dick sucking lips
>try quick play
>nothing but autistic sniper mains that never miss and people abusing cheesy 1 hit kill shit
What's the fun in this?
>>174830549
>Needs constant healing
kek subtle
>like 20-30 sr away from protomotion
>get put in games with 400 SR difference matches favoring the enemy team
>lose three games in a row
>back to where I started
Like fucking clockwork.
>>174831035
get in line buddy
>>174830849
>people using abilities to kill things
Hmmmm
>>174831167
Seriously, just what the fuck is wrong with the MM in this fucking game? I'm already tired of babysitting retards and now I have to deal with this shit?
>>174798902
She divorces me after the honeymoon because I'm a depressed edgy sack of shit that doesn't believe that people could be truly selfless or in the concept of justice.
>>174831409
its rigged as hell. the match before the pic i got put into a shitty team and ALMOST lost to a team with a leaver.
the game didn't like that i won and made sure that i 100% lose the next game.
>>174831642
>get put into a shitty team
>almost lost to a team with a leaver
none of this can be controlled by Blizzard
>enemy team have a solo healer
>moron teammates don't even attempt to kill them
>finally break through
>she gets a 5 man res
I fucking hate the shit dps players you get in plat
>>174831694
Yes it can. They can force shitty and bad players into your team.
>>174796753
mccree's is easily the worst and it's not close
>>174798902
This is perfect! I hope it would go well!
>>174831726
solo-healer is viable so long as you have a competent ana or mercy and your team is less retarded than the enemy team, it's just really risky
>>174831694
you are looking at flickering pixels running on a brain made of sand and we are communicating through electrons right now
do you think they really can't control rigging
>>174831934
That wasn't my point.
>>174831797
unless your team avg SR is legitimately lower than the enemy team, Blizzard has no way of stacking your team with 'shitty' players
I'm a grandmaster Rein and I don't get that many medals with him but if for some reason Blizzard thought I was a shitter and put me in diamond, I can still DPS better than everyone there. SR is the only metric by which Blizzard bothers to balance matchmaking with.
>>174829878
>arab
Pharahs egyptian
>>174832149
this is 4chan, she's mexican for all we care
>>174801295
sauce?
>>174832089
>Blizzard has no way of stacking your team with 'shitty' players
Flat out wrong fuck off
>>174832149
Do you guys have times where you play like shit too? I was doing really good yesterday but today I find myself being unable to aim properly and just play like a retard. I think my meds are frying my brain.
>>174832298
>doesn't bring up any argument
k
>>174832149
Same shit that will also have brown nipples.
>>174832259
>we
This isnt reddit go back there nigger
>>174832089
I wouldn't be surprised if they had more metrics than they let us know about. For example, it would be extremely easy to track if a player is mainly a "one trick pony" or a properly flexible team player.
>>174798919
It would be nice if you could set up a L2 faster, or make it so MC upgrades a L1 automatically. If your L2 gets taken down you have to fight really fucking hard to get a L2 back up, I think if you made it so that it could still be upgraded regardless of it taking damage it would feel nicer, maybe just make it keep the health it has when it upgrades.
Dva firing at you from the other side of the world can stop you upgrading a turret.
>>174832149
egyptian arabic
do you consider her to look african as well?
>>174832508
>the anon that autistically spams one trick pony in every thread
Can you gas yourself seriously stfu
>It's yet another forced to play support and then the DPS can't kill anything episode
>>174827284
what
it's easy and hasnt changed
team hitboxes are even extended for u
>>174832641
No, gas YOURSELF, homo. I used quotating marks to make it clear that I don't use a term like that casually.
>>174832617
Overwatch doesnt exist in your nigger world. Egyptians are literally Egyptian in Overwatch.
>>174832648
Play Zen, trancend those motherfuckers anon.
Forced 50 is real
Unless you play with a friend, you literally CAN NOT GET PAST DIAMOND
>>174832774
Just fucking die. Forced memers belong in the trash kys
>>174830485
djinnyatta is the best skin in the game
>>174798902
>Ana
my only regret is haven't done it before
>>174832648
Play Zen or Lucio
>Made it to Plat
Yay
>>174832952
>Forced memers
>kys
How ironic...
>>174833348
get ready to be dumped back into silver after placements next season
>>174833531
Honestly as long as I get enough comp points this season to get my Golden Weapon I really dont care where it puts me next time
>>174832617
in my nigger world?
like me personally or like the shared reality of you and me?
>>174833675
Cant even fucking reply properly.
>>174833531
literally how it should be
>>174832780
i meant to reply >>174833675 to you
>>174833756
:)))))))))))))))))))
>>174807865
wrong game
>>174833890
You have a very feminine posting style.
>>>tumblr
>>174807865
the thunder viking one is the only good skin for zarya ever
when will it be added to ow
>>174799456
If Junkrat is retarded enough to recklessly spam nades with an enemy Zarya, he deserves to be bullied.
>>174834098
Hopefully never
>>174809668
Security chief in the streets. Egyptian cotton in the sheets
>>174834916
fuck yeah new thread
>>174834916
lmao what
>>174834439
Problem is that he'll fuck over the rest of his team in the process.
>>174801496
fucking wut
First for Reaper needs friends
>>174801536
Zen's orbs of harmony and discord last longer than 3 fucking seconds so I don't have to reapply them all the time. I understand not having them stay stuck to your targets all match, but at least 10 seconds isn't unreasonable.
Also, he could go without needing to recharge his orb of destruction. It looks cool and everything, but it makes no sense. He's shooting literal energy balls, why the need to reload?
>>174835734
Reaper is too edgy for friends
>>174835734
He is friends with widow and sombra
>>174835847
I think they should remove the range limit on his harmony/discord, that's all. If you have LoS, you should be able to apply the orb.
Unfuck the game by fucking Ana's biotic grenade.
Fix TWO things in one move, Zenyatta and Ana.
>>174835957
He's not friends with them, but Sombra does consider him a friend.
It's kind of sad in a way, a guy with no friends and a woman who considers someone a friend even though he probably sees her as a nuisance.
>>174834916
Fucking kek
Friendly reminder that 95% of /owg/ is bad players giving bad advice to other bad players
>>174837241
Thanks, doc.
>>174837241
Thanks, doc.
>>174821118
It's really more like a white guy and hispanic guy dating and then they get to be called Jack and Reyes.