/ss13g/ - spesswomen on a spess station

first for MoMMIs are superior in any regard

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2nd for stop being gross in the library

>>174656514
jokes on you I jerk off to imaginary men

How do I erp with all of the waifus here?

>>174657946
message them on discord or BYOND, they are all huge sluts who erp with the admins all the time

>>174657946
step 1: unzip
step 2: give them the d-
aaaand im banned

>>174658735
*rubs exposed penis on HOS*

>>174658956
ugh

>>174657946

>cozy up to some cunt, the more flavor text the better if server allows
>get their ckey/discord to message them
>play a couple rounds with them
>after two or so rounds, throw some tildes at them at the end of lewd-sounding sentences (VERY IMPORTANT)
>if they reciprocate, sex have is a go
>do this to an admin/adminfuckbuddy for server immunity

But can you smell what the rock is cooking?

>>174657946
Message them on BYOND/discord. Or just me"unzips dick."

What should I learn next?
>autmos
>engines
>RnD
>xenoarch
>xenobotany
>toxins
>captaincy

>>174661738
Xenoarch

It's great fun

I swear

>>174661738

>learn
>captaincy

On a server like /vg/? What is there to learn? If you play seriously, you're nothing more than a tard wrangler who is the target of every antag on the station. You don't have any special job unless it's rev or fluke ops.

Learn engines next, embrace the retardation of engineering.

>>174661738
Xenoarch

SMALL ARTIFACTS OR BUST

I GET AROUND ROUND ROUND I GET AROUND

>>174661738
xenoarch is a meme
xenobio is where it's at

>tfw can't play mime because don't want to take the slot from better mime players
>but then see mimes who never emote while observing

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What's the safest most unassuming job for someone who's socially retarded and reads wiki guides as fast as molasses but who still wants to have something vaguely important to do.

>>174664354
Janitor for sure.

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>Security that round
MAXIMUM WEW.

>>174664354
Chef might be a good fit for that description.

>>174664354
If your as autistic as isaac id say mechanic would be good for you. No one expects anything from you and everyone else sees you as assistant+

>>174664354
Geneticist
MoMMI
Librarian

>>174664340
You can only get better if you try.
Well, I guess you could just observe but trying is more fun for everyone.

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>About to get absorbed by Black Hole
>Round ends
The universe just saves me all the time.

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>die
>get revived
>PDA is missing
>go to the HoP for a new ID
>"sure just do this paper work"
>oh man it's probably a few lines
>enough segments that you have to scroll down to see the rest of it
>tell them to fuck off and throw porn at them
>hack through my department the rest of the round

>>174655804
That vampire round was pure hell in medical bay

>>174661738

>captaincy

try playing AI first before doing that, it's important you know how silicons work and the laws behind them before you play as Captain, people might say Captain is a useless job, but when you know how the station work, it's can be a fun job

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REMINDER: Pain has said that you can kill Anomaly Strange at any time.

>[03:51:58]ADMIN: Mr_Pain12/(Chris Smittyman) : Just kill the meme names.
>[03:52:10]ADMIN: Mr_Pain12/(Chris Smittyman) : I, as Head Admin, allow it

>>174664550
>Same situation
>Got to HoP for new idea
>Gives me the wrong name

>>174664561
If I'm not mistaken, one of the doctors was a vampire wasn't he?

No one was getting revived for the longest fucking time, and then finally when they could start, there was a shit ton of bodies to clone.

>Digitalis is banned
Why? For being a shit antag?

>>174664709
I had an aunt named Anomaly.

So is /vg/station like goon where it automatically reconnects for new round or do i have to quit an rejoin?

>>174664847
It should auto-reconnect you but sometimes it breaks and you have to quit and rejoin.

>>174664782

digitalis is always tip-toeing shit, anon. nothing to do with being a shit antagonist

>>174664847
I always have to quit and rejoin.

>>174664782
BAHAHAHAHA

>>174664546
That's the second time I failed a bagulo just by a second. Mommi indepenence was fun, never had any issue with the SME.

>>174664782
I predicted this ban in deadchat like 3 days ago when I was dressing him down for being awful sec

he would be a much better player if he just cooled his jets and didn't play heads/sec

>>174665601
You did your best, and that's all that matters, anon.

>>174664782
he got spotted as a vampire and said "I have better shit I could be doing" oocick'ing and suicided/ghosted

>>174664709
Should I want Samurai Jack?

>>174665774
god, what an insufferable cunt

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>>174665774
It's always fun watching people get broken

>>174664798
That's bullshit

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>This absolutely ridiculous lead on the attack animations poll now

Shitposters blown the fuck out?

>>174664782
Thread 3 - Digitalis 0

>>174665615
>>174664782

>tfw digitalis don't even bother paying attention to the chat and usually sperg out

>>174666343
You know it's one guy changing his ip that keeps voting yes right?

>>174666462
Changing your IP doesn't matter, since its based on accounts.

Also the same could be said for the 7 no votes at the very start.

>>174666343
I only like it because it makes AI less difficult in telling who is getting beat on

>>174666520
Those are most likely legit votes, since, as you said, it was at the start of the votation

This sudden rise of yes votes at this time is very suspicious

>>174666737
No, it was more likely to be bullshit because it was in the middle of the night right after the vote was created and nobody was online. Right now it's friday night when all the weekend players get on so it's FAR more believable that there are many people voting.

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>>174666737
>TG goes down
>sudden flood of TG refugees pushes the player count up ~20 people higher than it usually is
>at the same time 'yes' votes suddenly go up by around 20 points

You think it MIGHT be because of TG deathmatch shitters trying to turn our server into a carbon copy of their little 3rd world shithole?

>>174666935
This is what happens when you want to poll "the whole playerbase" with the poll system.

You've made your bed now sit in it.

>>174666847
I don't think so since no was winning for a pretty long time, and then a bunch of yes votes arrive

Sorry, I don't buy it

>>174666935
This is a possibility too

>>174667030
No wasn't winning, it merely started with a 7-0 vote lead at the very beginning of the poll (as a result of the likely vote manipulation). As time went out that slowly evened out to 50/50 and then yes slowly started winning.

"A bunch of yes votes" arrived because much of the actual playerbase came online for the weekend.

>>174667173
Yes was winning though, then it started going 50/50 as you said and then yes got a few more votes

And suddenly yes got a bunch of new votes, which I find suspicious, especially since a lot of people had already voted

>>174667436
You're trying to revise history, NO was given a huge lead from the start and continuously started losing it. And now the yes gap is continuing along that same trend.

Cool 15 minute round fags

>>174664782
The other day he was talking about how to get away with non-antag murder by just acting like an antag in OOC. Guy has a few screws loose.

>>174667551
>Bleb
>xenos
>Malf

What fun

>>174667535
Sorry but that's not how it happened

This is not going anywhere, this is my final reply

Thanks clown, stealing your multitool and seeing you get shocked is what allowed me to find all the wires without getting shocked myself.

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>ai tried flooding plasma
>cut power to atmos to make it harder to stop
>didnt bolt doors
>cut the entire APC causing the gas pumps to not push plasma to distro
ebin

>>174664782
I wonder if he will change static names again when he comes back

>>174667845
what was his old static?

>>174667874
mascaro brown

Fucking /tg/ fags

I'm gonna go complain to their general

>>174667874
he was mascaro brown, security officer. now hes simon bode, mechanic

>>174667779
>No power in atmos because MoMMI took forever to set up the shard
My only regret was not doing the blob announcement earlier.

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Digitalis

>>174668010
>doing the blob announcement literally 5 seconds before going delta
What was even the fucking point?
And how would everyone getting armed help you anyway?

>>174668013
Lol what a fag

>>174667740
Alright, enjoy your animations

>>174668091
I was planning on blowing cargo up with meme atmos and overload machine but the captain called me out as soon as he walked into xenobio.

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I last played this game around 2010, I think, and now ive got an itch to start it up again

I think I played on a /tg/ server back then, but i know different servers tend to have their own shit

are things about the same or have some new communities popped up

>>174668210
Thanks but I'll keep them disabled

>>174668474

It's got a load of differences, there's even lifeweb you can play if you still have your old account which is a grimdark version of spess in cave

/vg/ has jukeboxes AND allows you to listen to music station wide thanks to sound systems if someone activate the jukebox on the dj station

>>174668949
My account is from 2016 but I can connect to the lifeweb server just fine

Why?

>>174668491
Enjoy having a disadvantage

>>174669152
2016 is the cutoff for the 2nd server I think. The 1st one is 2015.
Your account doesn't really need to be that old really.

So basically

/vg/station

Is now /tg/station

>>174669686
tgstation has some neat features and roundtypes that aren't revsquad. We're more of tgstations autistic little brother now.

>>174669948
Thanks Probe

>>174669948
We are related not even remotely to TG, we branched off of Bay 3 years ago and Bay branched off of TG 3 years before that.

I know how to play spess fine here on /vg/ but say I want to try bay, what role would be good to start as? I'd think janitor would be boring as fuck. Cargo tech I guess?

Hoyl fuck what was that explosion?

>>174670283
Assistant

https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Gang
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Revolutionary_Squad

Compare these two. We got the short end of the stick.

>>174670341
METAGAMING
BAN HE

>>174670440
>TG code
>TG "ideas"
No thank you. I have had my fucking fill of people acting like niggers already, I don't need an entire gamemode dedicated to it, and in an ideal timeline, Rev of any form would not exist since it's a shit tier gamemode and basically just a fucking curbstomp deathmatch or 3-hour N2O-station shitfest.

vampires nerfed from high pop when? there's a ton of good gamemodes that could benefits of high pop, but vampire always seems to get it these days

>>174670283

Miner is best, I've found. I regularly play on heavy rp servers as miner when I just want to chill while not getting molested in /vg/.

>>174664546
Little Bro is my waifu

So if humans can only breathe Oxygen, and vox can only breathe nitrogen, can we compromise and fill the station with breathable nitrous oxide?

>>174669686
Never played on /tg/ station. What are the main differences in actual gameplay, not culture?

>>174670997
air already 80% nitrogen
fucking vox and their needs

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>>174666343
why is there a poll? If you don't like them... turn them off? Why would you want to take something away from someone that gives you nothing?

>>174670997
dont be a filthy vox

>>174671050
I hope you're asking this ironically.

>>174670997
Oxygen is toxic to Vox. In any capacity.

>>174671050
The answer to that eludes me even today.

>>174670997

That is not how chemistry works.

Also air is not pure oxygen. Pure oxygen can actually kill you.

>>174670764
>>174670283
This. I played a few rounds of miner on Polaris once and it was nice and comfy just sitting there, prospecting and watchin' muh drill go to work, occasionally getting to chat it up with someone over Cargo radio. Bay Miner is more comfy and calm than /vg/ miner, honestly.

>captcha: anus snow

Please Remember, Anomaly Strange is VALID.

Kill On Sight

>>174671050
Because shitting all over the coders and people playing the actual game is what the thread does best. It's why the server is doomed.

>>174670997
Nitrogen is toxic to humans. In any capacity.

>>174671276
>Bay Miner is more comfy and calm than /vg/ miner,
I don't play miner for comfiness.
I play it to FUCK. GOLIATHS. UP.

[20:23:42]ADMIN: PM: Reeeeimstupid/(Amari Ray)->Zealotron/(Sawbones): I was trying to weld the doors shut to prevent plasma from getting out.... and I forgot welding tools = fire

>>174671361
Hopefully TG will be back for you soon

>>174670997
Oxygen is toxic to humans. In any capacity.
t. AI

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>>174671276

That anon you replied to.

>play on some other rp server
>be grill miner
>usually just mine, make science happy with mats and cargo happy with plasma
>maybe chill in the bar when the shuttle is coming
>usually dont talk to anyone besides the QM and scientists but somehow end up in a relationship with a xenoarcheologist after i helped him dig shit up
>oh neat, my throw away character is actually getting some decent roleplay
>he breaks it off because i dont erp

Moral of the story is don't get too invested in it.

>>174671516
You're gay, dude.

Is it possible to play this without any fucking rp
I just want to fuck shit up and claim someone else did it

>>174671574

For playing a girl or for not erping?

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>>174671516
Well I mean really, would you date someone who doesn't put out?

>>174671667
You didn't just play a girl. You literally entered a relationship with another male.

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cozy times

>>174671361
Nigger, I can literally kill a goliath in my sleep.
It's not much of an achievement to kill one, or clear the roid of them. It's boring, is what it is.

Motherfuckes fix your fucking forums, your shit wont send the damn email.

>>174671707

I mean it can be done off-round or something I'm just not a fan of text sex with someone else, especially when it involves fucking off from my job to do it, which RP servers are notorious for. Especially when you're one-manning medbay because all the other nurses are busy muff diving.

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When asked who the worst character in bobobo was, probe replied with don patch

Do we really want a man like this to be a headmin?

>>174672110
>so wrapped up in her job she has no time to fuck you

Damn

>>174664689
>captain
>knowing anything
I prefer a realistic approach to captaincy: walking around and pointing out obvious problems and obvious solutions and ordering people to fix them (when they already are well on their way to fixing it). Then shortly patting myself on the back like I did such a great fucking job and promptly pouring down another bottle of whiskey down my gullet afterwards. You know...like actual corporate execs do.

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How to fix attack animations so they're not ugly and also don't unbalance combat so much;
>replace ugly fucking hump animations with batman styled KAPOWS and WHAMS overlaying either the screen, or the affected sprites (both of them, to make it more ambiguous as to who's punching who until you read your fucking text box)

Boom, fixed, now they're not ugly and retain some level of ambiguity.

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Reminder to stop metagrudging.

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>>174672158

You don't know this shit like I do. I've played RP servers for fucking years, it's my favorite type of server in this game, and most of them have erp allowed on their rules. And in every single fucking one, you'd have a couple of faggots run off to fuck in maint or a patient room or something. I mean I don't give a shit if people erp in skype or discord or something who gives a shit, but I've seen way too many rounds where shit is going down and sec is undermanned because the HoS has a slave fetish that the captain is all too willing to entertain.

>>174670440
As someone who (regretably) played on TG while Gang was still a thing (which is to say it isn't a thing anymore, because it was removed for being shit) it really isn't any better than Revsquad. It was the same case of either the antagonists steamrolling or sec steamrolling.

>>174661738
>RnD
You memorize what ~10 things to make in a row.
>Xenoarch
Gay, but not hard unless you're trying to triangulate larges.
>Xenobotany
havent done it
>toxins
Dude bombs lmao. Easy if you find someone to teach you, mildly difficult if not.
>engines
Easy
>Atmos
Autism tier.

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=32&p=19459&sid=6de005f4fad135430ab3f1147960d417#p19459
lol

Aside from a welding fuel tank, how can I blow up a shard?

>>174673248
Ahahahahahah holy shit like how can this even be real like just change your name nigga

But no seriously, how can someone be this fucking stupid and babied?

>>174672485
>Ima B. Keeper
I'm going to use that

>>174672116
disgusting

good thing his time is coming up

>>174673353
Shoot it with a laser
disable cooling
bomb it

>>174673248
I hate the naming rule, it made us lose rambling. He was the best player we ever had. Every round he managed to seizure into the caps office and announce himself captain you knew you were in for a ride.

>>174672485
>don't argue
>you're being metagrudged

What did he mean by this?

>>174673572
Alright, thanks for letting me know.

I figured out welderbombs are enough to blow it up, but unfortunately IED's are not.

>>174673590
>rambling
I miss him

>>174673590
Furbeh had stopped playing long before the rule. I'm sure if he played again it would be accepted, he was a likeable guy and his character was fun.
A lot of these people who pick stupid names aren't. They're just generic shitter #6356 and only gander negative attention.

>>174673671
he wanted to claim that he was being metagrudged by pain

I told him it was a dumb idea

>TG goes down
>we get flooded with refugees
>attack animations suddenly winning the vote by a large margin despite being even until now
correlation is causation

>>174673774
Ignore bad grammar and spelling I'm phoneposting, but you can work out what I meant.
I don't think anyone would have a problem with someone called 'One Armed Pete', 'Peg Leg Joe', 'Homeless Harry', title based named like this if you played it right.
It's just when you call yourself something in leu of a superhero/supervillain and then you're just a regular guy where the problem arises.
Nobody ever really complained about Old Blind Blackburn because he was old and blind and it was funny. Like wise no one had bother with Rambling Maniac because he was a fat guy who had seizures every 2 minutes and it was hilarious.

Was drag damage removed?

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God dammit I'm trying to make a welderbomb on the test server and I can't do it.

I've got an igniter with a proximity detector attached, and I attached that to a welding fuel tank. Yet whenever I walk by it, nothing happens.

Ideally I'd like to do it with a remote signaling device but I have no idea how that works.

>>174675074
Did you wrench the fuel tank to open the valve?

>>174675074
You gotta wrench open the fuel tank, you essentially open it up so the sparks go in to make boom. For a remote signalling device you get two remote signalling devices, change the frequency to something besides the basic one but make sure they're both the same number to trigger it.

Cool kids steal a chem dispenser and deep fryer to make the big booms.

>>174675074
Same as the igniter-prox assembly, just with a remote signalling device set to the frequency and code you want to ping to set it off.

>>174675359
>>174675512
>>174675535
So I've made it explode using the proximity sensor, however I can't seem to get the prox sensor to count down to an "active" mode. It just always seems to be active, meaning if I throw it on a welding tank, I have to immediately run away, instead of being able to walk briskly for 5 seconds.

>>174675535
>>174675512
>change the frequency to something besides the basic one
Ah, that did the trick for the remote signaler. Still have to figure out how to make the proximity sensor "count down", rather than arm immediately.

>>174676038
If it bothers you that much set up a relay for it. Igniter + remote on the welder, remote + proxy on the floor under it or under something nearby. The proxy'll be set off, toggle the remote and the remote will relay and blow the welder. I know that proxies will count down on rigs like that, maybe its a bug on welders.

>>174671969
Juan plz

When asked what the best jojoke was, Probe replied with "IT'S ME DIO"

Do we really want a man like this to be a headmin?

>>174677673
Holy FUCK remove probe

I will miss you, borers.
-Medusa

Who the fuck was that clown

You know, the medical community, as of now is capable of replacing hands and probably feet and arms also with transplants. The reason they don't is that in successful cases people almost always consider the hand as not being theres, remove it by force, have it surgically removed, or suffer psychological problems with it long term.

Whoever the idiot CMO was shoved a goddamn vox male into a human female body. Something that is biologically, psychologically, and physiologically completely incompatible. The amount of psychosis this would cause is unfathomable.

Also medical doesn't know how to treat rad poisoning and security doesn't know how to play psychologist.

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>>174678536
Literally autistic

>>174678536
Who cares lol.

>>174678536
>You know, the medical community, as of now is capable of replacing hands and probably feet and arms also with transplants. The reason they don't is that in successful cases people almost always consider the hand as not being theres, remove it by force, have it surgically removed, or suffer psychological problems with it long term.
source

>Vox brain transplanted into a human
>Has a mental breakdown
>attempts to break a window to space to wake up
>Take them into my office and hand them my revolver with one round to "wake up"
>"I understand"
>Shoots the CMO in the face
surprised I didn't get the bwionk

>>174678536
>You know, the medical community, as of now is capable of replacing hands and probably feet and arms also with transplants.
Yet autism like yours goes untreated.
Really activates my almonds.

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>trying to do my best to support medbay as tSci

>teleport myself to medbay and ask if they need help
>CMO needs medical tools
>run to Autolathe in science to print tools
>not enough glass
>never enough glass

>end up with like four borers in me
>teleport myself to z level 3
>float through space for the rest of the round while Borers explore their abilities

Fuck

>>174678695
You had 5

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>>174678536
>Take them into my office and hand them my revolver with one round to "wake up"
>"I understand"
>Shoots the CMO in the face

>>174678536
>Lose your snowflake bird status
>Sperg out and murder in autism fueled rage

This is the kind of people that play non-human. Remove vox.
Fucking furries.

>>174678536
I'm a surgeon, not a psychologist.

I did what I had to do to save your life, even suffering severe injuries personally to prevent your suicide. There was still an avenue to save you that I'd be negligent not to perform. The alternatives were to let you die in horrible agony, or borg you.

If you'd had let me explain, which was why I was chasing you everywhere, I was going to tell you that I was going to schedule an appointment with a psychiatrist to help you readjust to your new body, and if you really didn't like it, a future surgery to restore you to a Vox body. I even updated your medical records to reflect this.

Was a pretty good ending to the round though. That's why I didn't ahelp you breaking the window and injuring a whole bunch of people who had come to save both of us.

kek What did Digitalis get banned for this time?

ss13.moe sats 46 players but im pretty sure we have less than 30
does vgstation artifically boost player count?

>>174678939
oh nvm its down to 23

>>174678634
That's actually hilarious though.

>>174678847
That is a bit of a double bind, to be fair.

A Vox player who isn't acting like whatever we think a bird alien should act like is a no-rp shitter who is just playing Vox as a human in a birdsuit, and a Vox player who does act like whatever we think a bird alien should act like is a Furry.

>>174678917
>>174678840

Yeah, to be honest you did a good snap move in bringing me back. I just wanted to roleplay out a "Your face is not your face" mental break moment. Sorry for running you through a loop.

>>174679112
No problem. I'm glad you actually decided to roleplay it instead of just going "Oh okay I'm a black human woman now."

>>174678634
I totally would've shot myself in the head to do it too, its just that the opportunity lined up perfectly.

How do super matter crystals form? Can a shard turn into one?

>>174679418
Admin bus, usually reliant on the level of juice you are producing

>>174678631
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1432-2277.2012.01463.x/full

TLDR

>Physical disfigurement causes a whole bunch of psychological issues stemming from it to begin with.

>Talk of how to vet people to make sure you wont replace hands of people who are going to react negatively to having a hand replaced.
http://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/13548500410001721882

Discussion into psychological preparation for face transplant due to the risk of severe psychological issues without this

>>174679418
same way babby is formed

>>174679371
How do you shoot yourself in the head anyway? When I Suicide with a gun in my active hand, I just hold my breath and die

>>174679721
Set aim to mouth, click gun on active hand on own sprite. Wait for fireworks. Note that you can blow your own brains out with beanbags, rubber bullets, and laser tag guns as well as the lethals. You CAN shoot yourself in the face with the taser but that just pain crits you and does burn damage. Not sure about stun pistol.

>>174679246
I probably would've stopped to listen to you had you used my actual name and not called me Seneca, which although being the name of the body would be meaningless to the vox you just shoved into said body. Which was the nail in the coffin for that not being real.

>>174679992
I was trying to help you adjust to your new human life

how the hell do you throw people on vgstation?

>>174680428
Grab them and throw them, same as everywhere else?

>medbay was understaffed with only one newbie doctor
>tfw was gonna ghetto chemistry and make medicine in hydro
>malf

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AI didn't even have the decency to finish me off.

>>174680692
This is sort of why I'm hesitant to play new roles: I play on lowpop a lot and so I don't want to get stuck as a doctor who has to learn surgery, chemistry, AND genetics in one round

>Want to do tarot AI gimmick
>get malf
>Being "solo"antag that can get found out by anyone just walking into a room I didn't think they would
>panic
>have three borgs and one security
>captain goes missing(?)
>its a cakewalk and I could've done my gimmick anyway
I'm sorry.

>>174672382
Or maybe, overhaul the sprites and give them proper animations for walking and attacking and what have you

From what do you draw plasma from so you can inject it into other things? I've tried the tanks and canisters, but neither worked.

>>174682375
has to be ground solid plasma

>>174682427
Like the plasma you combine with glass to make those super reinforced windows? I've been trying to draw with a syringe on that and it's not working.

sup guys. I just finished reading stuff in wiki. Should I actually join you guys or join a serious server?

>>174682778
Take a solid sheet of plasma (found in chemistry, engineering and science. Mining can also get more).
Then, put it into a grinder and grind it up.
You will now have liquid plasma for making meds or whatever.

>>174682929
Ah so I've got to grind it, gotcha. Thanks for the help.

>>174682902
join as a cargo tech

What do Soulbreakers do?

>>174685067
break souls

>>174674108
That's polling for you, what are you gonna do about it nigger

>>174682902
I actually can't get in. I launch byond, but it doesn't show me any options of games. The space on left is just empty. When I change it to ''newest'' or ''popular'' first, it just displays the loading animation forever. Literally, nothing shows up.
wat do

>>174686175
Does it need an update?
Also read the OP to see how to connect the server

>>174686241
it says the version is up to date. I downloaded 511.1381. And this isn't the only problem I run into. Before I couldn't even launch byond. Had to right click and ''run as administrator''. Perhaps there are some other windows shit preventing me from use byond. Will disable all security I can find.

>>174686241
nvm, just a retard here. I didn't have to wait for anything to show up under the games tab. I did exactly what you said: looked at the OP and all is okay now. Thanks!

That Green haired Devil...

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>roll autotator HOS on lowpop
>finally get to run that perma gimmick where I perma EVERY person I arrest until the have an uprising and kill me in a glorious revolt
>work on making perma break-out proof so the first prisoner doesn't just space himself
>a single spider smashes perma hydro venting everything and sucking all the air out
>by the time I get my lungs fixed, someone has already subverted the ai like 30 minutes ago and has plasmaflooded and forced a shuttle call

>>174687630
>walling off the windows
Just use the prison lockdown or something

>>174687709
Prison Lockdown means the prisoners can't move in between the rooms, such as from perma hydro to the main room. It also means I can't add more prisoners to perma while it's active, so I'd have to de-activate it to add more prisoners, and in that time greyshirt mcgee could easily space himself and kill everyone. I wanted to make it so that I wasn't just walling people off in a tiny room, and that they'd still be able to grow plants, etc.

>>174687630
I had my gimmick brewing as chaplain, but you ANTAGALIZING me got me salty and I just backroom uploaded.

>>174687784
But there aren't blast doors blocking movement between rooms at all
The blast doors are only at the space windows, the entrance, and the execution windows

>>174687898
Alright, but if you rely solely on that, prisoners can escape while you deactivate the lockdown to add more prisoners. Even if they can't break the entire window to space in hydro on the first try, if I'm running a gimmick where I'm going to be perma'ing 5+ people, they'll have multiple opportunities to reduce a tile to a single glass wall. Honestly the gimmick would work much better on Deff, but deff perma has the downside of being visible to the lobby, so people will know if you're unjustly perma'ing people.

>>174687898
>>174687784
Adding to this, it would take a tiny bit more work, but if you were to activate the lockdown and then shut off atmospherics in the area at the APC, you could crowbar open select blast doors, like just the entrance blast doors, leaving the windows to space closed off but the entrance open

>>174688032
Oh, that's a great idea, I think that would work

>love xenobiology
>rounds either last 10 minutes and i do nothing
>or rounds last 3 hours and i get killed by johnny greytide 10 minutes in

I JUST WANT MY FUCKING SPACE BEAR ARMY CAN I BE LEFT ALONE FOR FUCKING ONCE

>>174688130
May I interest you in some FREE RANGE XENOBIO

>>174688083
Downside, but you'd need help with the APC, because it's actually behind the blast doors
Wouldn't be too hard to get the AI on board though

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>>174688190
>get killed by some greytide fuck
>ask why after the game
>"someone in rnd put me in a locker so i killed all of science"
>wasnt a traitor
>admin did ban him but still

EVEN THE TIMES WHERE I ACTUALLY HELP AND SUPPLY THE WHOLE STATION WITH BATTERIES BECAUSE GOD FORBID ENGINEERING DOES THEIR JOB THIS SHIT HAPPENS

>>174688338
Just saying mate, robusted a newcop and the same ling twice with free range xenobio. But it gets the AI and RD looking askance at you if they find out what's up in your den of evil.

>>174664782
>not even ip or cid banned

yeah he'll ban evade it

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>wake up to these two wonderful things

>digitalis As per the higher-ups, you're on probation. You've made quite a few mistakes and it's hard to say you're improving much. Feel free to appeal this ban.

>>174689778
>shitting on Ima B. Keeper
faggot

and he could have just valided the Vietnam guy

>>174689778
Pain said no to him, feel free to continue bullying this nerd until he gets a proper name.
All he has to do is call himself Dave Strange or so shit and it's fine.

>>174689778
Where on the forums is this?

>>174690035
Closed Headmin Appeals

>>174689778
If Ima B. Keeper is a silicon then it's already exempt from the silly name rule

>>174690080
Botany.

>>174689778
>Extermination55
>Anomaly Strange
>took me some time to come up with
This guy is a creative genius.

>>174687784
Why not build a disposals chute into perma then lock it down? You can just flush them in until they're stacked like cordwood.

>>174690080
Ima B. Keeper is a clown

>>174690124
Also exempt

pain confirmed "Razz Vozz" is valid for her name

>>174675707
walk intent won't trigger it. Once you've set it up, carefully walk away

>>174690189
It's a mime name

>>174690279
he sometimes plays them as a not-mime

>Ima
legitimate name
>B.
initials are stretching it, but still legitimate
>Keeper
legitimate name

>Vietnom
meme name, valid
>Floshbaks
meme name, valid

>Anomaly
meme name, valid
>Strange
big fucking stretch, but probably not valid

Jesus Christ all he has to do is make his first name like Ted or John or something, it's not hard.

is ailsa valid by the name rules

>female name
>actually a male

>>174690352
Why doesn't he just play a female named Anne O'Mally? He'd get attention, his retardation would be taken as "cute" and he's probably gay anyways so why does it matter of he's a guy or not

>>174690463
Dibs on "Anne O'Mally" she will be my new waifu static, an alcoholic irish lass who sits in the bar and complains about space british occupation

>>174690424
Theyre scottish, scots are weird

>>174690552
Now you have to be my waifu, since I created you.

>>174690593
o-ook

>>174688018
Make a one way disposal chute leading into perma

>>174690674
I hope you speak gutter

>>174689778
Anomaly isn't that unusual of a name.
I had an aunt named Anomaly.

>>174690858
I had an aunt called "Vietnom Floshbaks" too

>>174691278
That's not an example of a name Mr. Pain said to be valid, though

>>174691454
it should be valid though

>>174691454
Stop it, his aunt's name was Scootaloo.

>>174691608
Right, but the issue with just deciding which names are unacceptable via admin decision alone is that you wind up with Anomaly Strange being unacceptable and Vietnom Floshbaks being acceptable even though they're both pretty silly simply via admin decision. It'd be better to have a robust guide on acceptable naming.

>the headmin of /vg/ hasn't even been playing for at least a year
http://www.byond.com/members/mrpain12
made: june 6 2016

>>174691742
hi newfriend
try mrpain666

How do you make monsters like cyberhorrors?

>>174691742
Fucking hell these TG newfags just keep coming.

>>174691942
You stick you cock into a slime and monster babies come out

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>>174691884
>>174691959
>they fell for my trick

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That script though.

>>174691942
Gold Slime core
Inject plasma to create several hostile mobs after a short delay. Also makes a bright flash
Inject with blood to make a single mob that is friendly towards you.

>>174692018
>merely pretending
sure thing (;

>>174689778
As someone who actually works hard creating legitimate pun names, that comparison to me is irritating.
Not only is your name not a name, but it's a very bad name. It's cringe inducing fan-fiction tier. I'm not trying to be a dick, I'm saying this as a nice guy and a friend, you don't look or sound as cool as you think you do, I promise. The cueball isn't doing you any favors either.
t. Tron main

>>174693843
I'm not that guy you idiots, READ MY POST HOLY SHIT

>>174694946
The fuck you want from us then? Anomaly Strange is roody-tier naming and I'm saying this playing a character called Gemini Jack ffs.

>>174690328
With the exception of the one time I accidently missclicked and joined as a IAA instead of the mime, not true.

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Happy Birthday Jon!

>>174689778
kek

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Finished redoing the arrivals shuttle, now I can actually start building arrivals around it

>>174680792
>genetics
The only thing you need to know, in genetics as doc, is how to make a monkeyhuman.

>>174680792
Low pop is best pop, you don't get 100 autists in your department arguing about dumb shit

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>someone in cargo asks if miners need health packs
>some guy says "good miners dont need health kits"
>dies to a fucking legion
>not even a group of them
>a single legion

>>174698543
caesar's legion?

>>174697231
stop being retarded and build the game systems before the assets you fucking mongoloids shitstain cuntwagon

>>174699024
I'm 99% sure legions are what they call hivelords on /tg/
Instead of a tentacle-shooting alien thing it's a zombie with 50 heads that shoots skulls. Fits the horror feeling of lavaland pretty well

>>174699047
I've been prototyping shit for a while, I have a working explosive decompression setup for when space-facing windows get busted, working antigrav engine (really though, that's like, 2 or 3 entities not counting audio or visuals), automated doors, sort of working atmos (really simplified and only so plasma venting shenanigans can happen)

It's not a full remake anyways, it's a Source map I'm making for funsies. I doubt Source could handle that level of complexity (maybe Source 2 will be better but an sdk that isnt for DOTA or VR only is never coming out at this point)

Anyways if I wanted to remake the game I'd probably recycle the existing game assets to maintain the look and feel of the game as well as make it easier to make new assets

>empty hand
>help intent
>target head
>click yourself
>dab

CODE IT

>>174700014
Have fun making new animation frames for every single wearable

This is why the sprites are still static, no one wants to make a gorillion sprites for every frame of animation

>>174700014
Is TG still down?

>>174700143
>animations

what

>>174700223
I meant that if you were to make movement, interaction, attack etc. animations for a given character base (on top of all the code changes they would require), you would also have to redraw the outfits, equipment, and anything else wearable that is visible on your character for every single frame of animation.

It's a colossal feat and it's no wonder no one has even tried to do it.

Thankfully most humanoids share the same wearable sprites so you wouldnt have to redraw for every single playable race.

>>174700575
That's the reason most new races are the rubber forehead type, the only people who want to resprite every item for a new race are the special snowflake furries.

>coder gets antagonizzled by some guy releasing tons of viruses
>nerfs it despite being unrealistic
>it gets merged because he sucks the right cocks
>this fucks up all virus transmission somehow
>still not fixed
Lynch the coders now!

>>174701069
our codebase is dead

not even one little bugfix in 5 days

no need to lynch the coders, they're already dead and gone

>>174701353
It's college finals currently. Most of the coders are probably committing sudoku or binge working in the library like the fucking asians they are.

is slipz kowicz valid

>>174702351
No he sounds like a jew though so heckle him for his sheckles

>>174702636
I was thinking of running a store as him and cucking the traders financially

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>be a good doctor and check the CMC
>oh, there's a guy in science with 40 toxins
>head down there with pepto/anti-tox for him
>walk up to the dude
>bagulooses in my face

>>174703618
I bet you wish you were a console right about then

Where were those damn bodies in maint

>>174703821
Not sure but you were a great officer.

And by the way Isaac, it's a liability to ever parole an enemy of NT not just because they can just go around killing people again, but also because they can spend more telecrystals as soon as they're out of jail to have an all new set of toys again. You could have lied that there were more bodies than there actually were, or if you don't like lying, refuse to specify how many people you killed. Another thing to do would be to provide the location of the person who we weren't interested in (whoever you killed who wasn't the security officer) to indicate that you could be believed, and then hold out for more when we ask for the location of the security officer.

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>Watch gameplay from other servers
>Constant IC in OOC
>Everyone types in lowercase letters only
>Nobody uses proper punctuation
>Meme names
>Memes in IC
>Zero roleplay
>Just a bad atmosphere in general

When did you realize /vg/ is as good as it's gonna get?

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>>174704102
i honestly didnt think i was going to actually get you to release me on parole. My attempt at a deal was just a last ditch attempt for the off chance the hos is dumb enough to let me go

>>174703821
they were west of engineering, east of cargo, and south of tech storage behind a hidden wall

and thanks ailsa for actually RPing

>>174704245
Pretty early on actually, /vg/ was my first server and every other one I've visited has just been shittier in too many ways to consider a good option LIKE NO FUCKING RPD

Did the QM actually commit sudoku after the mime and I cleared house?

>>174704310
I fucking knew it. I was pretty sure they were somewhere there, and the thought of a fake wall enterd my mind as the singulo ate everythign around me.

>>174704245
A year or so ago I checked out bay just to see what all the fuzz was about. The cliqueplay was unearable and the amount of braindeads through the roofsince rounds lasted forever and a day. After that i visited Paradise for a stint and got swarmed by Mary-Sues of all sizes and calibers, logged off within 20 minutes.

>>174704245
>play on a hrp server for ages
>server slowly devolves into cliques sitting in the bar doing nothing while admins spawn themselves in as centcomm/ninjas/whatever
>people leave to form new, not shit server
>after a while, the old shit starts slipping in
>new server becomes a clone of the old one
>people leave to form new server
>get tired of the cycle, try /vg/, followed the thread for a while
>stuff actually happens, admins are held to a standard, RP is there if you know where to look, metafriends are few and far between
>never leave

>>174704245
I've never been to any other servers aside from Polaris.

I liked Polaris though, it was pretty okay since I didn't have to come into contact with catbeasts since I played Miner, and that's too lonely and isolated for the furry attention whores to even consider playing it.

>>174704245
one time i went on polaris. In under half a hour i litterally triggered a tranny and got poly acided. Still other than that it was more pleasant then i expected.

>>174704310
The electropack did zero(0) damage to me
I don't know if it needs buffed or if your settings were off or whatever
Nicely done making sure you took off my SPS away from where you were gonna torture me, too, so many people forget to do that and have to abandon their love shack

>tfw youll never get to kidnap and torture ailsa

goddamnit

>>174705136
i didnt intend for the electropack to do damage to you, just wanted to make you suffer since as long as you dont turn it into a mike pence chair it doesnt do damage. There really needs to be more torture stuff The SPS stripping was the most difficult since i had to move fast or id have the hos on my ass

>>174704245
this one time I played on yog, and I said "fucking kill yourself" to an admin and got banned from the server forever.

Have you ever got to go full doomguy against cult?
It's almost as satisfying as snickers

>>174655804
Just how many hazards are there in this picture?

>ayylmao
>medbot loaded with godknowswhat
>doctor with scalpel
>blob on the wall
>mechanic toolboxing clown
>fire; canister
>someone about to crash into the airlock
>wet floor
>malf ai or the camera's busted
>banana peel

>>174706823
Someone needs to post the superior

>>174706823
broken glass
metroid
exposed wires

>>174706823
I miss ole goone uterus station, it was probably most concentrated shittery for the longest time in ss13 history.

>>174706823
Those are glowshrooms, not a blob

>>174707095
It is, my mistake.

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>>174707070
Too bad there's so many rules now
Minus like total station destruction (blasma, singushard) and nonantag murderbone there shouldn't be any rulez

Make sec great again

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>pic related walks up to your cryomix and calls it shit

How do you respond?

>>174707258
Add Goldshlager to cryomix

>>174707258
Slip her with a soda can and put her in the tube until the bwoinks roll in

>>174707258
use my trusty hypospray filled with chloral, inject her and leave her in the morgue without any means of communication

>>174707258
Apologize and ask her advice on how to improve it

>>174679418
Xenoarch

>>174707258
call her stinky and drag click her into cyro cell after turning it on

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>>174707258
>honk at them
>continue adding sprinkles and milk

> he made an unban request

>>174707761
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=18&p=19465&sid=58977f7579ff6d72e4efaab54fc609dd#p19465
lol he doesnt seem to understand that he's a shit player

>>174707258
Wonder when Ginger went insane and stopped approving of basic Speedclone mixes.

Then chloralsleeptoxbarchair, because nobody sasses me in my medbay.

>>174707718
>surfer smokes
She was almost perfect...

Give me your best rock puns

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Favorite husbando?

For me it's Harvey Zadovsky, he's intelligent, nihilistic and has a wicked sense of humor.

>>174709173
Don't be such a grind

>>174709173
What do you call a maiden who imbibes in the devils lettuce?

Stone her

>>174709173
I'll let this one landslide
I want to meteor parents
I'm in a craggy mood
You're fat because you lead a sedimentary lifestyle
Boulder? I hardly know her
Don't take that stone with me

Anyone remember when PDAs were useless pieces of shit that everyone threw into the trash at roundstart to avoid being exploded by traitors?

Amazing how handy they are nowadays.

>>174708980
she said "smoke break" so she wasn't smoking, she just lied for a free break.

:D

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>oh boy xenobio antag roll
>have enough time to get adamantine and black
>summon a golem
>give him an agent ID with the name Tiny and job Quarry to settle
>tell him to use three gold cores at medbay
>;I HAVE A QUARRY TO SETTLE
>people start yelling about monsters
>go around maint
>megurine carrying a fire axe
>nope, slime myself and attack them
>trapped then let go
>die to megurine because i wasn't careful
>golem actually survived and got more gold cores
>mfw he uses them on the shuttle and starts saying rock puns

>>174709353
Janitor one's the best. You can use mops as GPS's

>>174708980
Surfer is dead

>>174709361
She was smoking something.
Dick

>>174709173
Well, aren't you a gem?

I'd lava to stay and chat, but I need to go see my gniese

How do you light a fire without a torch in lifeweb?

>>174709586
legally she can't do that

surfer brooks is 17 in ss13 canon

>>174709752
>he thinks AoC is 18

Age of consent is 15 on a nanotrasen station

>tfw at one point used to enjoy discussing the intricacies of WFU and HSB markets and the stock available
>tfw can't find the fun in it anymore now that there's so much low-quality goods and the market is infested with plebs who have no business being in it

WFU is trash anyways, I guess, desu lads.

>>174709752
List of underage waifus when?

>>174709968
top 3 WFU stocks you've traded in?

>>174710157
>traded
Trading is beneath me, my man. I simply rate it all, I don't need to get hands on with the goods to tell whether it's good or bad.

>>174710239
just tell me your top 3 waifus you cunt, I want to get mentioned

>>174710426
Quite obviously, you're not among them if you're acting like that. Needy attentionwhores are all the lowest trash. :^)