/owg/ - Overwatch General

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The enemy has a teleporteur.

>>174536550
haha le /vg/ "I post this every single thread even though nobody ever replies" meme!

>>174536469
She'll always be one of my mains next to Zarya, Winston, and Pharah.

tanned skins when

>>174536602
but you just replied

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ni hao!

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>>174536747
Perfection. She is perfect.

Orisa is shit, shitttttt!

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when melee offense hero?

I just started comp and love playing Ana but I'm having trouble with her sleep dart on small and fast targets, how do I git gud at sleeping flankers? I'm getting pretty good at hitting targets unscoped at distance but I just can't nail down the sleep dart's speed.

>>174536906
Even GM Anas miss darts against Genjis, don't sweat it and keep practising

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>>174536850
At anniversary

>>174536850
Doomfist

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>>174536550
Salut

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>>174536747
>>174536794
Best girl.

>>174536850
Just do it long enough and you'll be able to feel it.

>>174536850
There are already more offense heroes than any other group, doomfist might be offense, who knows at this point.

There's also that black girl in the old Overwatch group photos who may be unarmed

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>tfw last night I got headshotted by a Lucio as 76

They have gone too far man

>>174536906
i'm in diamond with ana i still miss roadhogs with my dart.

my dart accuracy is like 6%

>>174536850
genji

>>174537345

Mine is around 30% but I'm a silver shitter.

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>>174536747

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>>174537129

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Cute

>>174537309
How does it feel?
https://youtu.be/txbTB3dno4s?t=1m52s

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This guy as a Support character who drops medpacks to heal allies and can place a cloaking bubble for allies to hide in when?

>drops a device that creates a 6m-radius bubble that cloaks everyone in it for 5 seconds, making it impossible for enemies to see them while inside it

Imagine the strategies that would come with it. Setting up ambushes, emergency cover, hide a Teleporter/Shield Generator/Ulting ally.

>>174537650
That would be hilarious with High Noon

>there are people on the forums that want the Bastion changes reverted because they can't kill Pharah so easily anymore

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mmmmmm

>>174537650
>tiny hitbox hero
>on a game where people complain about symmetra hitbox, bunny hopping and crouch spamming.

>>174537309
>tfw I've met cheeky Lucios that think they can't be touched but I still get them as Genji
>tfw I get cheeky flankers on me when I'm Lucio and I surprise rape them

They got it right.

Friendly reminder that you don't need a group to get out of silver.

Just avoid getting the holy trinity on your team by not playing Comp in casual primetime.

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>>174537534
Golden blueberry

>>174537976
or just get good and carry

>>174536469

Why does it feel like Blizzard is constantly putting me with retarded teammates? I kill 3+ people everytime, have to push the payload myself, seem to generally be the constant target of the enemy team to the point they counterpick, and yet my team is nowhere to be found. I have no idea what my team is doing that they can't win 5v3. I never have the other dps assist me on kills because he's DEAD all the time and the tanks just hide, even when it's Zarya or DvA. Is Blizzard purposely putting me with the garbage of the world because I'm toxic as FUCK?

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>Gold/Silver friends constantly asking me to play ranked with them
>tell them ranked is too stressful and I don't like getting mad at the game anymore
>"Yeah whatever you just think you're better than us"
>do my placements
>Get placed in masters because I ended last season in masters
>They can't complain anymore because I literally can't queue with them
>never actually play ranked other than once a week to stop decay

good life

>>174537976
why would you even post this

only shitters believe that you can't solo climb / climb as as support

>>174537907
Who said it would be tiny? Default size would be Torbjorn's height and stockiness.

>>174538123
>Why does it feel like Blizzard is constantly putting me with retarded teammates?
Know that the rest of your team is also thinking this

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>>174538107

>carrying literal throwers

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Lucio cinematic when?

>>174538282
There are "literal throwers" in every bracket

>>174538237

If I had a soldier in my team who could kill 3+ people everytime he's up, I'd be fucking ecstatic.

>>174538159
>once a week
You need to play 7 games a week

>>174538282
Ok then give me your account and I'll get it to 4k

>>174537976
I got gold as a solo 76 and I'm a shitter.

>main a hero
>never get mad when that hero kills me

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>>174538471
Holy fuck are you fucking kidding me

What a retarded change

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>>174538107

"Git gud" is not very constructive advice friendo.

How about some details to improve ones game and rank.

>>174538564
>main a hero
>literally laugh thru a match when someone else plays that hero badly

>>174538787
you gotta work for that rank now boyo.

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>garbage qp game.
>teammates is playing hero.
>they're wining about the team in a fucking qp game.
>tell them maybe they should switch off because they're fucking garbage.
>'No, im better than u.'
>check they're profile.
>current season competitive.
>the hero they were on.
>they have 17% (seventeen percentage points) winrate on that hero.
>check your own profile.
>you have 73% (seventy three percentage points) winrate on the same hero in the current season.


LMAO BABIES IN QP.

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>>174536747
>>174536794
>>174537264
>ywn cuddle with Mei

>>174538925
Nice blog

>>174538787
They did it mainly so that people that get to top 500 got there and kept their placing but it was also to make it fair to who actually got the rewards or so they say. Essentially, they're telling people that play comp to git gud and stay gud.

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>>174538564
>main all heroes
>never get mad
>never tilt
>get to top 500
>unable to feel human emotions at this point
>stop playing overwatch
>achieve nirvana
>leave the earth as an incorporeal being, forever wandering the universe

Alright. I consider myself a very logical person and try to see the reasoning of others if I'm not sure what's going on. I can't understand the thought process behind this particular event that transpired however. Here's what happened:

>Reinhardt, Orisa, Bastion, Mercy, Zen, Soldier on enemy team
>Our team (all of them refusing to switch) Soldier, Roadhog, Zarya, Genji, Lucio, Zen
>Nobody is shooting the shields except me so the shields stay up constantly giving Bastion full protection
>Genji just dies constantly trying to 1v6
>the Zen suddenly switches to Junkrat

How did he think the Junkrat would help against that? Why didn't the tank switch to something to offer more protection against a bastion? Why does nobody ever try to break shields? I'm lost. Am I the shitter? Should I be switching to Tracer?

>>174539070
>still shitpost on owg

>>174538892
Yeah, literally I see. I go to school and work a job. Sometimes I don't play any games for days on end. Does any other game have decay to this extent? Even League doesn't start decaying you FOR A WHOLE MONTH. And Overwatch is far less competitive and mechanically challenging.

>>174539034
Yeah but you're not going to stop being good after not playing for 24 hours. One game a day is so ridiculous.

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>>174538994
It hurts.

should i buy an alt just to practice other heroes

>>174538925
>caring about QP
>implying solo performance impacts winrate
>not letting the dude with 17% winrate practice the hero he wants to get better at which he really needs to

lol

>>174538564
>someone else picks my main
>always check to see if they play said character as much as me

>>174538841
what area do you need help in other than
>do not overextend
>do not die
>ult properly
>aim/game sense

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>>174539073
Junkrat can, at least in theory, deal a good amount of damage to that shield. And he can do it behind cover too.

>>174539171
If you're good then you'd have no problems playing again and getting back into top 500. I'm not saying you specifically, I mean the general "you". Thought I'd clear that out before you thought I called you a shitter.

>>174539235
>not having a main on every single category

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>check someone's profile
>most played heroes are Genji, Widow and Hanzo every single time

What's the appeal of these three?

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>>174539070
how are you here on 4chan if you've left this realm of existence?

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>>174538874

I main Symm and seeing other players try and fail to duplicate and counter my trolltastc mindfuckery is always amusing.

>>174539160
>>174539447
Transcendent shitposting

>>174539386
Yeah I've heard that before. The problem is I just don't have the time investment and I already take long breaks because like I said in the first post, the game makes me mad. Guess I'll just wait until the season gets close to ending and then try to grind my rank back up. No fucking way do I care enough to force myself to play a ranked game every day.

>>174539425
Japanese ninja guys and snipers, of course they're gonna attract drooling, moutbreathing retards.

private career profiles when

>>174539171
Blizzard demands sacrifice to maintain your status within their games. How dare you have a life outside of the game!

>>174538501
you didn't need to say the same thing twice

Is it even worth playing this game if I'm a poorfag with a pretty shitty mouse and monitor? I've heard people say that if you try to get good at a certain point you just wont be able to improve due to your hardware.

>>174539425

Anime

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>>174539553
You have a cancer profile don't you

TRACER DOWN

>>174539621

Just play Winston or Rein

>>174539621
>get good at a certain point you just wont be able to improve due to your hardware
not impossible it will only get difficult since you will be at a disadvantage

>>174539425
They are designed to look "badass" and people presume they "get all the kills" playing them

>>174539621
There is a significantly large chance you're not good enough for those things to even matter.

this game's UI/HUD is so fucking poorly designed

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>tfw retarded hook

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>>174539702
>hanzo and widow at the top

>>174539425
well those are all decently fun characters to be honest

genji is top memes if you're good at him, widow's has a fun sniper with a ridiculous potential skill ceiling, and hanzo's pretty much just a fun character

>>174539621
nah it's bullshit
I'm master rank since S2 and I'm playing with a wireless keyboard, a 12 yo mouse, at 60fps in borderless windowed mode

just play the game and do your best, no need to spend an obscene amount of money for this

>>174539621
If you can run the game at 60 fps you'll be fine. Whoever told you you need a good monitor and mouse is bullshitting because I can't imagine how those would majorly impact performance other than just being a quality of life thing.

As long as the game itself runs fine then it's just down to you not being a shit player.

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>crybaby diamond on mic bitching nonstop
>even if you tell them to shut the fuck up they still go on nonstop
>Mute everything
>game drastically improves
Really lights the ol fuse.

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>>174539795
Not really, but a scale up / down option would be fucking rad.

Some words and shit are just way too big.

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>>174539702
Not him but i'm working on it

>>174539798
That age is long past, anon. There is no need to relive these old wounds.

>>174539425
>tfw I'm trying to main Genji but I end up maining Lucio because my teams never had healers and I'm trying to actually help the team as any character I choose
>tfw even as Genji I try being helpful to the team
I like Genji because of the play style. He can flank, he can do decent burst damage, and Deflect is pretty good for protecting your teammates for the most part.

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so did he die from the helix rockets?

>>174539227

Not him but losing in any mode sucks especially if it's from massive teammate tetardation.

>tfw Koreans even play scrims like they count that's why they are always better than "HURR its my money I'll play what I want" faggots out here in the west.

>>174539798
This was fixed a loooooooooong time ago.

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>jump into ranked
>team comp is has no synergy
hey zen can you play mercy
>I don't know how to mercy
hey zyrya can you rien
>i don't know how to rien

there should be a vote kick button in this game.

>>174539798
>IND 60
this is old as fuck why even post this

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>>174539803
Nothing wrong with that

>>174539750
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>>174539775
>>174539880
>>174539894
Cool thanks guys I will buy it.

>>174539798
I miss hook 1.0, it was the best version of the hook.
Hook 2.0 and the whole change that the target always lands in front of the hog fucked up everything.

I'd rather get hooked through walls than literally be dead everytime hook lands.

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>>174539702
>blames me for playing Symmetra
Yes, this player is female.

>>174540039
That makes sense... but it's still bullshit.

>>174539621
yes, and that certain point is the top 0.1% of players and only if you're playing someone who requires good aim

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>>174540185
That's every girl's profile ever, always those two heroes.

gas all mains

>>174540134
kanker

>>174540076
Post SR

>>174540185
is she cute?

>tfw no gf to carry to master

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New changes to 2cp, if you haven't seen it yet

>>174540121
Pretty sure I die more often to Hook 2.0 than I ever did to Hook 1.0

>>174539425

>Team is getting rolled.

>Teammate tilts switches to Widow

Every time.

>>174540030
>Eichenwalde
>be pharah on attack
>enemy roadhog on the bridge
>concussion blast him off the bridge while jump jetting away
>roadhog hooks me while im jump jetting
>get dragged from the skybox, under the bridge, and into the hog who landed near the car off to the side of the bridge
because it still happens?

>>174539617
Salty about being silver?

>>174539621
Nigga half the cast barely needs to look at the general direction of enemies.
You don't NEED fancy peripherals or hardware, they just provide a better experience for those that can afford them, they aren't a requirement.
Your toaster won't be something that holds you down.

>>174540193
He's retarded.

The health display uses normal rounding so 99.5% displays as 100%. Similarly, I've seen it hang around 0% even though it wasn't dead yet (it was soon enough)
If the cart is on 80% there's a 50/50 chance it's between 79.5 and 80%

>go to official forums
>"McCree urgently needs a buff"
>"NERF PHARAH"
>"When are the devs going to address D.Va being utterly useless."
>"REMOVE ROADHOG FROM THE GAME"
>"conclusive PROOF that elo hell is exists"

I can't believe this place is actually real.

What if competitive had a backfill system? You would queue for it, and then it would send you to a game where someone has been gone for a minute or so.

There would be nothing to lose, but if you won you would get a small amount of SR.

>>174540345

When you get hooked pull hard to the left and half the time you will break loose.
Just get the fuck outta the way of the follow up shot to the face.

>>174540504
I wouldn't mind if they removed Hanzo to be honest.

>>174540393
You were in his line of sight most likely.

>>174540504
You forgot to mention the neverending Mercy main circlejerk

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>Jump in ranked
>Pick my hero
>Everything is fine
>Connection to server lost
>Overwatch has started an update
>You are suspended for leaving early
>-50 SR
I have lost over 200 SR points just from this shit. My launcher never fucking updates but does it when I'm ingame

>>174540121
I miss suicide hooking people, it was so much fun

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>when qp puts you up against masters/grandmasters when all you want to do is have fun

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>>174540504

i like this one

>>174540504
McCree doesn't need a buff Soldier just needs to be gutted god I hate that fucker, but he's my go-to pick when I have to play DPS. So ridiculously easy for the amount of damage he deals.

Yet at the same time, he's the only thing keeping the Tank meta at bay.

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ANGELA

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>>174540343
only now they are chancing it. literally everyone complained when it was first announced

>>174539929
no everything is so fucking hard to see

in very bright maps like ilios you can hardly see your hp and ammo count and if healthpack is taken the indicator for when it's going to refresh also is very hard to see

in very reddish maps like route 66 the enemy healthbars sometimes blend really bad against the red background

hp and ammo count should be more centered so you can better keep attention to them in middle of combat. even pro players often fail to keep track of their hp

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why do people say this..

Overwatch is officially on the back burner, the skeleton crew is on board.

Assets and resources have been swapped to Diablo 2 and WC3 remasters.

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To celebrate the special day today I think Mercy should be given a new skin based on what her great grandmother did during the previous century's big war.

>>174540769
Autism.

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>>174540731
Yes Genji?

>>174540684
>tfw you're in masters but stop playing for a week and a half and then get banned for it

So this is how they will maintain the player base.

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>>174540769
also posting my third gold portrait seen this week.

>>174540345
Everyone did, hook 1.0 still needed you to aim even though the hook through walls bullshit. Good hogs also needed to know which heroes they needed to step forward to one shot them, like ana.
Hook 2.0 and 3.0 made landing hooks harder but because the target lands in front of the hog 100% of the time it's much easier to kill anyone that gets hooked.

>>174540565
>playing mei
>freezing hog at point blank range while running around him to avoid the shotgun fire
>get hooked from his side to his front, shot and killed
>kill cam doesn't even show me on screen anywhere the hook was thrown
I wish that was a thing anon, but that shit still pulls you in.

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>>174540684
There is literally no difference between forums and owg

Fun Mercy healslut game
>lock yourself in chastity, hide the key or give it to someone for safekeeping
>play as mercy, quick game or ranked, your choice
>if someone picks mercy before you, add 10 days to your chastity sentence for not picking her fast enough
>for every assist you get, add one day
>for every honor you get in end screen, add one day
>get play of the game, congratulations, the sentence resets and you're allowed to cum after your time is up!

>>174540264

The last week or so I have been watching this understatedly cute blonde German speaking chick on Twitch who mains dps (mostly Tracer) with 3900 sr.

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Why are Orisa's shots so fucking slow? The lead on them puts Zenyatta and even old Lucio's to shame. Feel like I'm trying to predict the damn future instead of just compensate.

>>174540015
he looks like Scotty 2 Hotty

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>>174540837
I need healing.

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>>174540951

>>174540808
That makes a negative amount of sense.

>>174540717
The only thinks he is keeping at bay is close ranged heroes.

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>>174540837
*unzips healthbar*

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>>174540504
But that's literally /owg/

>>174540951
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

>>174540504
I agree with all of these statements. Fight me.

>>174541010
they travel at literally the exact same speed as zen balls
the problem isnt the speed its the fact that they have arbitrary spread

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>>174541030
>>174541087
Ich kümmere mich um dich.

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JUST-

>QP
>play Junkrat
>Have fun and win

What now metacucks?

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Sometimes I'm not sure why I even bother.

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>>174541443
Don't bully Fareeha

TF2 is way more fun and skillful than this piece of shit game.

>>174541308
>>174541010
It's not just the spread, you have to remember that per projectile, Orisa deals way less damage than Zen. Having a 25% accuracy rating with Zenyatta is significantly less punishing than having the same rating on Orisa.

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>get teamed with a 3-stack
>they all instalock DPS

>>174541471
>Mercy not doing their job as the team needs healing acting like they're somehow in a position to moan

Typical stuck up Mercy players. I've seen Zenyatta players who can heal more efficiently than you cum dumps.

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>>174541402
I need healing.
I need healing.
I need healing.
I need healing.

>ZERO HEALS

>>174541010
Same shit a D.Va's pistol.
Just keep playing as her and you'll feel it like a second nature.
She pumps out shitloads of damage desu.

>>174541010
It's not the speed, it's the spread that makes it fucked
Spread on a hitscan weapon is easier to deal with than on a projectile weapon

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>be professional doctor,prodigy of medical field
>get outhealed by speedy brazillian manlet

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>>174541637
I'm doing my best!

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>Snipeur! Leave this to m-EEAUGH!

>>174541683
Yeah for like 5 seconds

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>>174541683
>spend the whole game on speed boost killing shit
>team shits on Mercy for not healing

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>>174540870
>see gold portrait on QP
>expect a hard match since its volskaya attack
>we completely steamroll through
>gold portrait is the 1st one to drop out

>>174539425
Even worse is when a genji/hanzo main has the next most played hours as torb.
Are they throwing because they couldnt pick their main or does their aim suck so much they have to rely on the turret?
Or do torbs still get more sr and lose less?

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>Finally master a hero: Symmetra
>Winston suddenly becomes popular meme tank

>>174541804
I've been outhealing Mercys quite often. Before Lucio's buff there were occasions I still would but more often than not I wasn't.

It is now the age of BOOSTIO.

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>>174541496

Wow. That's a really fresh take Anon. We've never heard that before. Please tell us more because we are really interested. I swear.

>>174540343
nice, I still dont like 2cp

>>174541836
>censoring names
y tho

>losing team's mercy carded for 57% healing
>winning team's mercy carded for 27% healing
Hm..

>>174541880
>master symmetra
Took you more than 5 mins for that?

>>174541056
>wc3 remaster
>making negative amounts of sense

WC3 is objectively blizzard's best game in its portfolio, if they remake it with reconnect support and a map editor that also allows programming/scripting they've basically got 1m3 of solid gold in their hands.

Chances are though, they'll fuck it up with some pseudo-matchmaking support for custom games which will completely stifle the scene's creativity.

>play comp
>enemy team has three less than lvl 100 diamond players
>our team has two silver portraits stuck at low diamond
>these three smurfs aren't even grouped together
>they fucking steamroll with torb widow and mcree

Like why is midday the absolute worst time of day to play? Why is matchmaking a thing? How does it stack three skillful players on one team and at least two that are never going to git gud on my team? And worst of all why is smurfing so big in this game? Are people that fucking scared of losing GM or top 500 they make a dozen more accounts? Just stick to one fucking account ffs.

>>174542040
They're not going to be pulling a shitload of people from one of their most profitable games in order to work on a remaster that may or may not make lots of money.

Especially when Dota2 is it's own damned game.

>>174541880

Its alright. Just back out of his bubble before you 1v1 him. Otherwise it's a big monkey dick up the anus.

>>174540657
>jumping straight into comp
That's exactly what you get for not warming up first.

>>174542159
>one of their most profitable games

I thought this was the Overwatch general, not Hearthstone.

>>174542040
What does "1m3" mean?

>>174542224
1m^3

>>174542143

Playing Comp in casual primetime.

SHIGGYROO

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>>174542205
>warming up
Just go straight in and play, you think you're an actual athlete?

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>>174540814

>>174541992
Dunno, for some reason i do that for every online game.

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>>174542159
dota 2 custom still suffers from poor custom game propagation and a severe lack of moderation in custom games

>when Dota2 is it is own damned game
nice grammar

>>174542224
4cucks can't handle a subscript 3

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>>174542173
>>174541880
there is no need to be upset

>>174542223
Your reading comprehension isn't great.

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>>174542223
>one of

>>174540814
>>174542384
>Switzerland

>>174541496
havent really played it but i bet it is

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Stop your resistance, please. ^-^

>>174540429
yeah man wish I was a god like you
fucking silver elo hell brah I'm never gonna make it out of it

what does mercy's sweaty stinky feet smell like?

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>>174542496
How minecraft still brings money?

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>>174542667
stop resisting my boops

>they're changing the tiebreaker rules again

>>174542687
"Elo hell" is a state of mind.

>>174542496
>$585.6m revenue from january(may) to november
>each copy at $30-60
>25million players

All those korean net cafe players.

>>174542667
when you unbirth me with your giant robot horse pussy

>>174542143
I still have no clue how MM works.
The other day I was on a team that was about 100sr higher. Then 3 people instalocked healers. The other two plays also had lucio/mercy as their most played heroes. We got rolled so hard.
Shouldn't the system notice what characters people tend to play and distribute them accordingly?
Fuck imagine getting 4 genji mains on your team.

>>174542716
better question is how is GUILD WARS 2 still bringing money

maybe it was because of the expansion but that game is dead as fuck

>>174542735
I know dude, I was just making fun of that autist thinking I'm silver rank

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>>174542720
Boop?

>>174542776
At least genji mains can aim projectiles so they can play orisa, mei and zen ok ish.
>get 4 mercy mains on your team
>4 players that can only hold LMB, can't aim and hide when they get ult

>>174542853
ORISA NO

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE PURE

>do pve
>get mercy that only uses her pistol

Lel so fahny, epic troll xd

>>174543041
Pure sex

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>>174541836
I had the exact same thing happen to me the other night.

>Defend Eichenwalde
>See a gold portrait on the other team
>think "whoop I better bring my A game"
>pick ye olde piglord
>lumber up to the choke
>first guy I see is an Ana
>she completely botches her sleep on me
>hook.exe
>realize "holy shit, THAT was the gold dude?"
>go walk up top to get a better view of what she does when she comes back
>rounds the left corner
>ignores dying teammates
>instead of trying the fancy new flank room, offers herself directly into my hook again
>quits the game before she can even respawn

That player literally couldn't make it a full minute in a game where they weren't having a win handed to them. I'm starting to think gold portraits are just a red flag for the most tiltable players in existence.

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>>174542749
Not to mention all the loot boxes sold

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>>174542205
>warming up

>>174543142
The thing is, this is ultimately the best capitalistic system you can have in video games. Sell clothing that does fucking nothing, the whales eat it up and everybody else enjoys their game which continues to get support with nothing locked away that matters.

>>174542853
Source?
I hope someone commissions Sparrow soon.

>>174543156
>>174542367
How's bronze treating you?

>playing hanzo
>at 91% to ult
>our zarya gravs

>>174543302
It is already outplacing Valve system
Ton of games seem to implement it(new Quake,Battlefront 2 etc)

>>174542367
>>174543156
Seems to me that the original anon I was replying to would be 200 SR higher had he just played a single QP game first

Checkmate atheists

>>174541496

Every thread, like clockwork

>>174540814
>>174542384
Amerifats are at it again.

>>174539553

>I am a Genji/Widow main

>>174543601
Valve has gotten incredibly greedy lately. The way they've been treating Dota 2 and CS:GO is disgusting as fuck.

>>174543135
I asked if a gold was a neet, got no reply, was pointed out he was a GM over my puny diamond, said anyone could be a GM with that amount of playtime. He left the game with a single line "I became GM long before I hit gold you bm'ing cunt".

>>174543302
Overwatch has one of the best systems of microtransactions for the consumer
Skins do fucking nothing but look cool, and you can get the microtransaction items by just playing the game normally
Valve almost had this, but being f2p meant getting essentially nothing in TF2, you eventually had to pay to enjoy the game to its fullest

>>174543729
Yeah, I agree
Ridiculously easy money really spoiled them

>>174541496
>Quake mod
Quake is more skillful also no whiny as fuck teammates to blame their loss on other people.

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>>174543403
>having to warm up for Silver
>having to warm up for Gold
>having to warm up for Platinum
>having to warm up for Diamond
This single image does not properly convey how hard I laughed.

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>>174540814
>>174542384
I want amerifats to put down the McDonald's menu and pick up a history book

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The only people that complain about Pharah being overpowered are the people that can't aim upwards. It's amazing how many of these retards are BEGGING for Pharah nerfs on the Blizzard forums.

>>174543806
I don't understand why don't they at least make all weapons free.

>>174543729
You could be tricked into thinking Valve wasn't even interested in making their own games anymore if Gabe didn't already say they were
Their system is so efficient yet scummy that they can get away with doing nothing until video games die

>>174543710
those are respectable heroes to main though, i'd expect symmetra mains and such to want to hide it

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YES

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>>174543806
>>174543302
>>174543142
The best part is this basically proves you don't need to cancerous, overpriced f2p systems where you can buy unlockables that affect gameplay, no matter how small cough cough archeage/black desert. Drones will still defend it to the death but it's just another piece of evidence proving the opposte is true.

You just need to make a game with a certain amount of polish to it.

>>174544152
Just got this today

Grats my friendo

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>>174543791
Those poor people forgot what life was like before the past year of 8-12 hours of Overwatch every day

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Signs you know the match is fucked

>>174544152
>tfw STILL don't have it yet

On the bright side I have enough to buy it should I not get it in boxes

>>174544253
dva is good, hanzo is hit or miss

Guys, guys, GUYS!

What if there was ahero who could reverse the effects of things on characters?

>healing damages
>damage heals
>buffs debuff
>debuffs buff

>>174543989
>Playing scrapmouse
>Spot pharah
>aim upward and pretend to be artillery
>pray one of my leading shots is done early enough that she didn't sway the other way yet
>one of the bombs that is falling back down actually hits and kills her

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which one lads?

>>174544442
Sit emotes are always the best ones

>play pve
>constantly have to play Reinhardt

Fuck off. As much as I like reinhardt as a character playing him puts me to sleep.

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>>174544304
>hanzo is hit or miss

>>174544537
Why do you think nobody else plays him

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>>174544437
>Junkrat hits Pharah more than the hitscan heroes do

I mean, it's hilarious, but it really needs to stop. If you play a hitscan hero this should absolutely embarrass you if it happens in your game, and you should neck yourself accordingly

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>>174544442
All

>>174544615
80% of my trashrodent games end up against a pharah counterpick where no one picks a hitscan to counter her or the hitscan is pure shit and cant kill her, the pharah is constantly harassing me with rockets while I'm scraping together health kits to stay alive and spending 5+ reloads trying to bomb her out of the sky

I just want to play garbagerbil

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>>174544615
>hitscans
Projectile master race.

>>174544192
I still find the subscription model superior to all of the f2p and pay to play models.
It guarantees the money for the devs to do their work and they don't need to worry into making up shit content constantly just to sell lootboxes/skins/cash shop items.

>that guy wearing top500 profile icon when the only season they reached it was s1

>>174542715
flowers

>>174542850
So you're salty about being bronze?

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>>174544831
>when you mine jump and shove a grenade up her ass in mid air

>>174544872
But people are turned off by a subscription fee, it generally gives less chance for people to try out the game too. The only advantage to p2p and sub are that you get a lot less ruskis/BRs to shit up the game.

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>>174544872
Her hands are so fucking sexy with that skin sweet jesus.

>>174544152
>tfw bought what I wanted
>only want the cyborg profil picture
>constantly see people with it when going into comp

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POST EM

why is Genji such a funsucker
how do you even enjoy a match where Genji is picked by a competent player

it just makes me want to kill myself

>Game found
>Waiting for players
>Leaving game, not enough players
>Game found
>Waiting for players

Blizzard pls.

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>gold robot kills every time
>"Torb put your turret here/there"
>"Torb read a guide"
>always from the Rein that doesn't clear anything

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>>174545198
You play Winston

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>>174545128
k

>>174545198
>wahh i get pissy when good players can make impact

>>174545198
MADA MADA

>>174545198
Play Symmetra and watch the salt roll in

>Get a four kill Tracer Bomb that ends the game
>plug in the mic just to laugh loudly

is this what autism feels like

>>174545198
That's pharah, mainly the pharmercy bullshit.
If your team doesn't have hitscans and you're a dps then you better start thinking on switching.

>>174544970
yes :(

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>>174545128
I seem to only do well with Soldier

help I just returned to the game after 2 year hiatus and quick play dynamic changed a fuckton

what do? competitive? quickplay? what is the best way to get up to speed again

every female hero is a slut

>>174545630
Comp. You either get people that dont even try in QP or the absolute tryhard widowmakers

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Why so antisocial /owg/?

>>174540870
Lmao I know those guys!
Used to play with them quite a lot, the amount of time they spent in this game is ridiculous.
There was also a guy in our group who already has 3 stars with the golden portrait. Which is funny because at the time we met we had pretty much even levels, now most of them already have gold/silver portraits (I only recently reached 5 stars).

Kinda sucks we don't play together anymore, but most of them are masters and I'm only a platinum scrub...

>>174545671
after factchecking myself I lied, its been only like 8 months

help, I just want to git gud fast

>>174545782
meant for >>174545671

>>174545671
How much heroes there are in 2018?
Is Sombra finally viable?
Is doomfist good?

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>>174545128
I have absolutely no idea how Junkrat is my third most played. I can't remember a single time I played him outside of mystery heroes

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>>174545128
posting like this instead

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>>174545128

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>>174545128

>>174544872

>I like subscription model.

Kys

Why is it so hard for your team to kill a fucking winston ? It's literally a walking hitbox who does shit damage with a weak-ass bubble ?

>>174546047
One day i might anon, don't worry ;-;

>>174546063
Good question, would somebody like to answer?

>>174546063
also a walking hitbox for the oppossing Ana

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>>174544130

>Hanzo/Widow

>Respectable mains

2/10

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Who are the most easily angered players?

In my experience, 76 players are. If you even remotely suggest they should aim anywhere near the enemy Pharah, they will lose their shit and tell you to switch, even if you're filling a vital role and can't actually switch without fucking the team comp.

Give me one reason why removing the Japanese brothers wouldn't improve this game tenfold.

>>174546328
The shit players will pick other characters, increasing the number of shit Junkrats, Roadhogs, D. Vas, Anas, Mercys, etc to deal with.

>>174546328
Because all the Hanzo players will just go Widowmaker and all the Genji players will go Reaper or Pharah

>>174546328
Bastion would run rampant

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>>174543989
>start seeing Pharahs in every game
>playing as Zenyatta
>almost every occasion I keep hearing "Justice is defined by the hand that wields it."
>I see them when I play Genji
>I make it my mission to ground her
>can keep at her height because you can jump on characters' heads and reset jumps

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It felt nice while it lasted

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>>174546063
I dunno anon, everytime i see a winston i turn him into a popsicle and then he sh"ape"shifts into a dead monkey.

>>174546302
Soldier main here, it's just pretty goddamn annoying to hear the same shit over and over again. Trust me, most Soldiers try really hard to kill the Pharah but Pharah is just a flying little pixel thats getting pocketed by a Mercy 80% of the time. Also she two hits your ass and the team gets extremely mad once Pharah is alive for two seconds because noone else feels the need to do anything as it's Soldiers job to kill her.

>>174546328
There are none unless you consider an overrepresentation of japanese men as ok

is there a more bullshit skill in the game than defense matrix

>infinite uptime
>stuffes EVERYTHING

>>174546465
I'd rather a field of Reapers than Genjis. Yes his deflection gets me salty.

>>174546765
>infinite up time
>literally 4 seconds

>>174546726
It's actually Widowmaker's job, but if there's no Widowmaker then it falls to 76.

Widowmakers are actually worse about it because not only will they not shoot Pharah, they won't shoot enemy Widowmakers either

>playing KOTH nepal
>guy is deadbent on playing winston while the other team has a reaper
>some guy keeps dying as torb
>widow in the indoors point
>mcree that keeps dying and can't kill anyone

ebin

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How does the based Buddhist toaster have such a high fire rate?

>come back after a few months
>Ana is still the character the entire meta revolves around
>Zarya is still broken as all fucking shit
>Reinhardt is still must pick

So, have they changed ANYTHING at all?

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>wake up
>get ready for work
>show up
>"Oh hey we scheduled too many people today you can go home"
>Get excited to relax and play overwatch
>play comp
>make no progress and lose rank because shitters
>It's okay I'll play with some of my friends and focus on having fun later at night
>Get a call from work
>"Hey can we get ya to come back one of our employees left for an emergency"
>Have to work night shift

Not one of my better days. Post cutie medic so some of us may feel a bit better.

>>174546820
>Yes his deflection gets me salty.
I love it just because it saves my team's Reinhardt's shield and my healers.

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FUCK

>>174542535
>>174543671
>>174543965

>SS literally invented by a Swiss Nazi
>thousands of ethnic German Swiss volunteered for service in the Reich
>when u think ur smart but youre actually retarded


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franz_Riedweg

>>174546294
>heroes that require superb mechanical skill to do well
>not respectable

>>174547145
He does healing without needing to pay attention and can shit out damage at the same time.

Also tends to be on the objective.

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>>174547214
At least you got it.