/palg/ - Paladins General

Finally Seris as OP image, thank you.

>>174425420
first for i want Maeve to take my virginity at knife point!

first for nando best boy and man

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SOLO ONLY QUEUE WHEN

THE FREE CHEST IS RIGGED, FIRST ITEM WILL ALWAYS BE BUCK'S KINGPING'S 12 GAUGE

>>174425514
>>174425520
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/8/8e/Seris_SP_Laugh_2.ogg
Apologies to Fernandoposter tho

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Last time I bother reading twitch chat.

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Guys i cant detonate stickies mid charge, is this the end of BK reign?

How the fuck do you even claim the free chest? I get the choice between Purchase and Details.

>>174425854
Is it in training grounds? It's been bugged there for few patches already.

>>174425854
>mid charge
I mean before they stick to something

>>174425959
Relog.

>>174425963
Yeah, it was in the training grounds,fuck

Why the fuck is Lawnigger still at 7,5k?

OB48 is shit, OB49 when

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https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/9/99/Seris_SP_Laugh_3.ogg

L-lewd

>>174426118
lo-rez probably noticed that a lot of 10 year olds were using mommy's credit card to buy le justice nigger since they don't get any gold, so they decided to keep the price high

>>174425598
Confirming. Shit's rigged.

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>>174425854
>is this the end of BK reign?
But our explosive emperor is immortal.

>Be top eliminations and healing with Seris each match
Thank you Jewbear for my new main.

>>174426181
>new damage class patch
its going to be way worse

they didn't even bother adding a title for seris
that's hilarious

>>174426337
>hello, raynday here, and in this patch we are going to nerf Seris and all the frontliners, now all the dps and flanks start gaining ult before match starts KEEP GAYMING.

>>174426402
It's probably going to be blast damage, meaning it will be fucking AIDS like almost all blasters.
I like OB48, OB48 is good.

>>174425598
i got the voice pack when i opened the free chest

has anyone actually gotten a snek item from the free chest?
I'm pretty sure it's rigged to always give you buck shit or voice packs

>>174426586
>Blast damage with CDless mobility and Cluster Bombs on Q
Watch her still be nowhere near as good as BK

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Hot Seris meme build incoming. At Chronos 2, you'll be able to pop out to quickly heal someone before instantly going back into your normal shadow state.

>>174426650
all my buds got a buckshot and voice pack too

>>174426650
i got snek voice

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the fuck is this throw bomb animation

>>174426650
I got ayylmao head in my main account and the fancy snake weapon in my alt

>>174426848
it's fucking terrible, when I saw it on PTS I definitely thought it was just some placeholder and they'd update it when the patch went to live. haha whoops, forgot who I was dealing with

>>174426707
Yeah, but that's because BK is busted.

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But Drybear told me that kerfuffle means 'having a good time'?
>tfw Lex encourages people to make commotion so he can arrest them later for disturbung peace

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Posted in the ded thread by accident, whoops.

How the fuck do I choose the person I want to heal with Seris? I don't want to heal the Kinessa that is miles away from the objective, I want to heal our tank, but Jewrez thinks something else.

>>174427482
Drybear is simply more well versed on hot new British memes than you or the dictionary

>>174427875
just dont look at your kinessa ever, like you should always do as a healer.

>Evade the dragon punch with everything i got while benny hill theme plays
>Drogoz does a 540 and gets me anyway
I forgot how much bullshit this game is

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Holy shit am I delusional or is Seris with Agony really good at screwing over squishy flanks? Because you can stun them out of their escape!
Also
>IT'S WORKI-stunned

>>174428152
That is why i like ying as healer, if she's alive and with you you can juke his ult with an illusion.

>>174425598
I got the skins as last 3 chests. But got the dragon ones in the process as well so...

>>174428226
if you play her as a damage/flank its really good, if your aiming to heal the range and duration are still better.

>>174428646
youre*
fuck you phone

>>174426227
The only reason I'm playing her.

She has some really lewd voice lines and a lot of sighs.

>>174426727
>instantly going back into shadow
hahaha.
It takes 2 seconds to enter the shadow realm without the card, and at max level it reduces it by 60%.

>>174428226
When the meta shifts so we need 2 healers and 1 tank instead of the other way around, she'll be a must grab.
Right now I think she's kinda useless in competitive.

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>Inara is useless and has no impact
>Song name pretty much related.

I think I'm around 90% winrate with her.
Maybe she just fits my play style perfectly.

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/8/82/Inara_SP_Ability2_1.ogg

>>174428226
>Play Seris with Agony
>Notice Maeve main with weeaboo Naruto name
>Stun and kill her whenever she gets near me, making her life hell
wtf I love Seris even more now

>>174428745
>lot of sighs.

what did he meant by this?

>>174428927
Do you not know what a sigh is?

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/b/bf/Seris_SP_Ability2_2.ogg

>>174428745
I like Seris' voicelines, this one is my favourite so far
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/2/2b/Seris_SP_Ability1_2.ogg

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Holy shit, her voice pitch doesn't match her pretty face. What a blunder HiRez.

>>174429845
Nah, once you play a few games with her it really grows on you.

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>>174429845
Don't be rude, Anon.

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>check paladins for new champions
>see this new Seris character
>barefeet
Wooow ok guess I'm updating the game JewRez

>>174428907
>6k damage tree
How

>>174429928
>>174429978
She sounds like a 40+ year old woman and I don't like it. Especially her ult.
>"GAYS INTO THE ABYSS"

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>>174429845
yeah, she should have had a voice like Raven

>>174430090
>not into ara ara
Please someone escort this plebian from the premises.

>>174430308
To make it simple for you to understand, imagine a sexy christmas cake having a voice of a child. That's how it is for Seris, it's a miscast of VA.

>>174430429
But this way is an improvement.

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>>174430429
>sexy christmas cake
>christmas cake having a voice
The shit you are talking about.

>>174428907
>play against people who are so bad, they lose against 3 flankers
>"hey guys look at my score aren't I good"
I can kill bots too anon

>>174430550
shut your trap, newfag.

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>>174430643

>>174430429
>imagine a sexy christmas cake having a voice of a child
I'm afraid you've lost me there.

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>>174430576
>trying to make me feel lesser for my achievements in a video game.

Damn, it's not working, but that's pretty pathetic of you.

How do you claim your free chest?

did they fuck up match making some more?
I'm getting way more re re matches today

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ITT: People who don't know what a christmas cake is.

What a bunch of plebs.

pic related: best christmas cake.

FIX THE AUDIO BUG ALREADY JEWBEAR

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>>174430990
Not my screenshot, but there you go.

What would be a good alternative to a player getting dropped and being replaced by a bot?

Lowered respawn time for the team with the bot?

>open a dozen chests
>have everything except the body of the skin

>>174430990
Try opening the game again.

>>174431217
Yeah, I click that and there's nothing afterwards other than me being able to purchase them with crystals.

>>174431296
>Lowered respawn time for the team with the bot?
I don't know if that would really fix it, but it might be okay.

>>174431720
Relog then, just like >>174431338 said

how about flank seris? her shadow travel and stun make her a better skye

>>174431720
You only need to launch the game 2 times
Its fucking weird but thats how it is

>>174430758
>I was only pretending to be retarded
How embarrassing.

>>174428152
what if instead of an insta kill,the dragon punch hits you and gives a massive knockback/damage that stuns if you hit a wall of something?

>>174431906
>putting words in someone's mouth
>in a text based forum

>>174431852
Shadow Travel might be better, but Skye has more than twice the damage.

>>174431852
I swear to god you guys will try to make everything into a flanker.
Could work, but I worry she might not have enough burst damage.

>>174431989
then what is the purpose of his ult? Drogoz's ult is hardly fight changing, it only helps you dominate the fight more but only if you're already winning, if not then the enemy team should make Drogoz pay for ulting their frontline by quickly disposing of him, and to be honest i'd rather have my frontline dead and their drogoz dead than have Drogoz alive dishing out crazy damage.

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>>174432032
He's still replying. Hahahaha

>>174431989
Oh shit that sounds cool as fuck

>>174431989
I dig it, but Drogoz mains would probably riot.

>>174431989
>A shitty melee version of torvolds ult.

Yeah no.

>>174432105
I think it works for set ups at least, but your team would still need another healer, and good fucking luck getting the Tyra/Skye/Kinessa main to switch

jesus christ this is literally unplayable

HiRez needs to shut down the servers until this is fixed 'cause, homie, this is straight up whacked

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Post titty healer loadouts

>>174434138
why would you ever want a tyra main to switch, i love tyra teammates, always put out good damage and nice point control with firebomb.

What was the last decent champ/skin voice pack? Torvald? Seems so long ago

>>174434782
I'd say Torvald too.

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Now that everyone's insta-locking a support, go Acrobatics Pip. From Above 4, Refreshing Jog 4, Sprint 2, Side Tanks 1, Smithereens 1. During match, rush Chronos. You will not be disappointed.

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IT BEGINS

This free chest is fucking rigged, I got the shotgun too

>>174434782
I like Lex as DCI Luther.

Initial impressions of Seris?

weaker maldamba

Who
/soundbug/
/lowerfpseverypatch/
here?

>>174435317
Burst healing, easily denied by Tyra/Cassie, Caut II-III

>>174435621
Do you even need to ask?

>>174435317
Weak everything.
Shit damage, shit healing, a mediocre ult.
I'm better off playing Ying and jerking off in a corner rather than suffer with Seris.

Seris is qt.

>>174435821
she cant be cute with her face all covered,her midriff and tatas are god tier trough

>>174435178
Totally rigged.

If bomb king and drogoz didn't exist would Viktor be elite

>>174425598

I did 1 roll on the collossal chest and got Buck's 12 gauge. My free roll got the Dreadhunter head skin for Drogoz.

I love all these Seris players that have clearly never played Support before

>the new T1 skins you can purchase are all shitty and drab
>the only T1s that look good are chest exclusive

wew lads

>>174435621
yee boi

>>174436103
Yes, along with Chink.

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Are you fools still playing on patch day? Don't you know you should never play on patch day.

>>174436947
>Are you fools still playing? Don't you know you should never play.
fixed desu

>Inara release
barely anyone picks her
>Seris release
picked at the speed of light and then proceeds to do 20k healing with her

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>>174437039
I kek'd.

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>>174437281
>Seris picked at the speed of light
I can think of a few reasons for that.

>>174437691
giraffe

>>174438106
>>174437691
>welcome to Crosswind realms

>>174436495
ill play the devils advocate here and say that point and click healing is harder than actually shooting someone due to the retarded aim assist in this game

>Gundam Nando's voicepack is broken

How did that break?

Who /alleycat/ here?

Why is Seris so perfect?
>best breasts
>best hips
>best armpits
>best feet

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>>174438886
fuck forgot pic

>>174438767
you know hi rez, always finding a way

>>174439443
I only wanted to buy the ears.

>>174438767
What's wrong with it?

>>174438886
>my eve
>ob48

>>174431134
I would stick it in her gap.

>>174435020
I wonder if they will make more legendaries. I could see a pip legendary allowing healing, explosive position, and possibly his ult to be used while weightless.

>>174439443
Can we get different eye colors? I like everything about the outfit but that.

>>174439961
>more than half the legendaries are shit
>lets make more
The game would benefit a lot more by having less legendaries

>>174439678
He sounds like the default voicepack.

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THIS NEW CHEST IS RIGGED AS SHIT

>EVERYONE GETS BUCKS SHOTGUN IN THEIR FREE ROLL
>HAVE 900+GEMS
>DOWN TO FUCKING NOTHING BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH I OWNED ALL THE VPS, I DIDN'T HAVE THE MVP POSES AND EMOTES
>CHEST ROLLS GIVE ME LITERALLY ALL OF THOSE THINGS FIRST BEFORE I SEE THE ACTUAL COSMETICS

FUCKIN JEW REZ, THAT WAS 900 GEMS I GOT JEWED OUT OF YOU PIECES OF SHIT!

>>174440516

top kek

Expected of Hi Rez. Why the fuck do they do these shit if they know people will instantly realize they jewish practices? Even reddit is fed up with their shit.

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>>174439686
>posting through a phone
>2012+5

>>174440818
>didn't got le joke
>past high noon

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>>174440328
Why are they doing this to my man? How dare they.

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>>174440516
all i can do is laugh but it actually hurts inside

>>174440516
What level are you, people? I'm lvl 60 and already have all that poses, emotes and voicepacks garbage from radiant chests.

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Reminder that Ying is best girl for all eternity.

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>>174440516
At least you didn't paid money for those crystals, right?

>tfw lose 300 elo because you've been constantly paired up with atleast 1 person who throws the game
>tfw have lost almost 12 matches in a row
>tfw you do well in what you do
i want to die

>>174440516
I haven't updated yet.
I'll download it and report back what I get from the free roll.

I hope it's Buck's shotgun so we can further rule out Hi-Rez not being jewish.

>>174441757
start lifting if you dont already, helps to get the vitriol out of the system

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>>174441357
That's only because Fernando is a man!

>>174441757
>atleast 1 person who throws the game
Is it because they didn't get Seris? Ah, joys of a new patch.

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>>174442234
NANDOxYING OTP

So how is that Nando buff working out? Do you even feel it making a difference?

>>174442348
fuck seris
people are getting 11k healing with her in 10 minute matches
that literally means clicking right click 5 times

>>174442389
>Tfw you completely forgot about the change and had to look it up again
lol hirez 5 damage

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>>174440516
>>174441793
Ayy.

Oh Hi-Rez. I ain't spending my Drybear's cum on more of these, that's for sure.

>>174442389
Ask me in two days, I'm not touching the game untill the Seris craze is over.

>>174439443
>changing the hair color would ruin the character design
>but a full pink suit, tacked on cat ears and a fucking pet collar is fine

What did they mean by this?

>>174442556
igot that first unlock too

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>tfw hovering during lizard emote

>>174442674
They meant they don't want to give players good customization outside of the stuff that is crystal only

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>get the Chancellor body on my free roll

lol
I was actually hoping for that Buck shotgun

>>174435020
I can confirm that this shit is 100% cancer, no one can ever hit you due to sprint in loadout.

>>174443164
>"alley cat"
>good customization
That's the problem, it looks like shit and it costs too much.

>>174442674

>If we gave Maeve hair recolors no one would buy our shitty cat ears that are tied to pink hair

>>174443303
oh right, I forgot how hard it is to get trained monkeys to changing the fucking hue on a texture.

Alright, ended up with Chancellor body, Kingpin shotgun, Drogoz emote, and Mal emote. Not too bad.

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>>174443169
>tfw you wanted Dreadhunter, but got Chancellor instead

>>174443416
All the trained monkeys are currently being put to work in the Q&A department. Maybe when summer comes around and Hi-Rez can pick up some interns they'll train the monkeys to use a hue slider.

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>>174443735
>tfw i wanted chancellor and got dreadhunter

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>>174442234
Tell Fernando to stop bullying Ying.

>>174442365
She's my wife though.

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>>174444012
No, she belongs to the amigo and the amigo to her.

>>174444012
Bitch.

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>>174443942
>tfw you wanted Buck and got Buck

>>174434706
>not using the card the reloads you while you heal

shit loadout.

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>>174444012
She can say that to him herself!

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>>174444281
>tfw i got everything for buck allready

>>174444589
>>174444281
>playing aggressive train
>today

>>174434706
>Ebon Dynamo 4
But why? Her reload is pretty quick anyway.

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>>174444758
>implying i play the game

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>>174444758
Are you seriously suggesting I would play on a patch day?

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>>174444113
'no'

>>174444447
That's what he gets for getting the hots for my girl.
He can go chase that slut Cassie instead. It IS canon after all.

>>174445036
>>174445256
Sorry, guyses, forgot were on a low rez game general

>>174444758
Why not? Buy cauterize and get ez kill on that edgy bitch.

>>174445553
you shall be forgiven
>>174445516
fuck you, let them be happy

>all you wanna do is play new Damba
>every game already has a healer
What do? Should I buy Deft Hands and decimate the enemy in the name of Wekono as Flank Damba?

I've just played Buck. Holy hell, he's complete dogshit.

>>174445871
Just go attack snek, stick to some damage dealer or flank and help them, nobody if you can land your shots, nobody can stop you.

>>174445672
There are better flanks in my opinion. just cheese bait

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>>174445946
git gud or git out, he ain't for pansy ass kiddos used to facerolling champs.

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>>174445686
He doesn't deserve her.

>>174446303
she doesn't deserve him, but he loves her anyways.

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>>174446359
He loves Cassie.
Ying loves __me__

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>>174446515
*loved cassie, but she wasn't worth getting best character in all of fiction.

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>>174445036
>>174445256
>tfw gonna play the game in a few mins
I'M GONNA DO IT

>>174446825
ANON DON'T DO IT
LOVE YOURSELF
Tell us later how it went

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>>174446667
>source: your anus
It's ok anon, I know anyone would wish to be with Ying.
You don't have to make up lies to explain yourself.

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I like the new PvE.

>>174447080
>said no one before.

Reminder that Ying loves big smelly orc penises.

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>>174447052
confirmed for never playing best man. Listen to his cassie taunt.

>large slow-moving projectiles
>Sorceress 4
>Deft Hands 3

We /2hu/ now?

>>174446201
I miss old buck
New versions feels like he asks for permisson to give people the fuck

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>>174447190
But it's fun to kill Maeve again and again.
The only other I played was Los Pollos Fernandos and it was fun too, especially when Fernandos were getting stuck in that one room in Timber Mill, because they were scared of Grumpy or Poppy Bomb.

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>>174447375
Right, he's totally over her.

Let it go anon.

>>174447713
were. as in past.

>>174447839
But, anon, he ain't forgeting her.

>>174447190

This one is fun because it's not bullshit, just Lexs killing normal Maeves

>people are discussing voice lines
Reminder to thread lightly, for this is a road to /palg/ay.

>>174447935
and?
>>174448078
but there are no gay characters

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>>174447839
>>174448124
Because he just killed her you fuckin mong. It wouldn't make sense if it weren't in past tense to begin with.
And don't even think I'll let you conveniently ignore the second line.

so which girl chokes on lexs big black cock?

i think it might be grover

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>>174448308

>>174448308
>grover
That fucking slut, it is the oficial stress relieve of all realm

>>174448197
>he has never killed his ex girlfriend
wew

>>174448308
Isn't >>174448448 obvious from Lex's trailer?

>>174448308
Everyone who doesn't obey the law.

>>174448448
>pic was loading
>see Pip
>load my shotgun
>see tits
>"This is fine"

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>>174448462
Well, who could resist him?

>>174448659
>tfw it's like half of the champions
Even Makoa can be considered an eco-terrorist or something like that.

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>>174425420
>helios voice pack plays the default bored man voice pack
BRAVO LO REZ

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>>174449120
>criples you from behind

>>174449526
I'm sad about Ruckus and Tyra going down, but I'm glad to see my man Fernando slowly climbing up.
Also, before people start sperging, this tierlist is for competitive play, tournaments and shit.

I am a frontline main and i think half shell Makoa should get nerfed similar to how every meme build has been nerfed for every other character.

Its not fair how often makoa can put up a shield and live with 200 hp while being able to keep putting time in the objective.

>>174449801
>tanks should not be able to tank

>>174449526
>Torvald
>B tier
discarded

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>>174449667
>blinks out

>>174449526
>Grohk
>B tier
but he is still the same

>>174449801
Yeah, but they keep nerfing his ult for some reason instead of focusing on true reasons behind Makoa being first pick and cancer he is.

>>174449526
It makes me wonder when Bird will start writing on these with big letters 'THIS IS FOR COMPETITIVE'.

>>174450117
Thunderstruck card got reworked.

>>174449526
Is Maeve really that bad? I find her awkward to play but a hell of a lot more effective than Skye.

>>174450629
*got brutally murdered

>>174450939

COMPETITIVE

Team play shits on her

>>174451042
As bad as Skye gets shut down though? I mean at the very least she has vertical mobility and can jump over gaps.

>>174446825
>>174446928
HOLY SHIT GUYS I JUST PLAYED TWO MATCHES AND I actually had fun.

>>174451024
>>174450629
How it was before the rework? Does it really destroy Grohk?

>>174451838
UNBELIEVABLE

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should I spend 320 crystals to get everything in the emporium chest
I have 735 crystals

>>174451132
It's the same for them both, considering that every game has Makoa, Drogoz, BK and Sha Lin and they can instagib Skye or Maeve.

>>174452447
I say go for it if you're a Snek/Lizard main.
Or save them up for your waifu.

>>174452447

That's 2 complete skins. I would.

since OB48 really bad sound bug during fights, the sound gets so fucked up i have to lower the audio to 0
doesn't happen in shooting range

anyone else? any fixes? or is this it - finally a reason to quit?

>>174452994
They are... looking into it.

why seris got tumors in her chest area

>>174452994
>playing on patch day

wew lad

>>174453509

[Investigating]

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>If you try to heal somebody moving out of sight as Seris and even a bit of them is already behind a wall when you right click, the animation will start and they will start getting healed, but once they've completely gone out of LoS, the heal cancels itself and goes on cooldown
This is absolutely infuriating.

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>>174452447
Do it for Snek.

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this game fucking sucks

>>174453718
Its a female thing, I'd stay away from them if I were you.

>>174455324
>25 minute game
>only 66 objective time

You deserve to lose.

Preperation Skye is actually pretty good with the right build. Maxing out stealth duration is essential for getting in and out. Her base damage is the same as Viktor's and it's easier to land, don't be afraid to stick around to finish a kill. The movement speed on elim card is also essential for catching stragglers and retreating.

She can easily burn down BKs, Viks, and Chinks before they can fully realize that you're on them. You just have to be careful when jumping on Sha Lin, wait for them to use Planted and shoot them in the back of the head while they're tunnel visioned on the point.

>>174455601
(You)

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>Play a match as a Front Liner with 2 healers
>Neither of them heals
>Seris ends with 14k healing
>Mal'damba with 7k
>Enemy Grover has 76k

This game is hell

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>>174456251
hey sometimes matchmaking fucks you and sometimes you fuck matchmaking
this game still sucks
no amount of patches will ever create better players to play with

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Triple support is apparently the meta.

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>>174453718
She's very sick, but no worries, Doctor Ying will patch her up!

>>174456696
I hope you know I'm going to save that Ying.

Because it's cute.

>>174456696
I want a nurse Ying skin.

what the FUCK is this fucing sound bug jesus fucking christ ive never been so enraged at a bug before this is fucking bullshit

>>174452010
>>174451024
>>174450629


I don't know what they're talking about. In practice the new thunderstruck synergizes great with the .3 seconds you get from your default attack and maelstrom. It allows you to hold down left click longer and I get more damage out than i did before.

The biggest problem is the 100 heal nerf to his totem if you don't choose totemic ward.

>>174456501
You weren't planning on healing anyway.

>player disconnected
aaaaaAAaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>watch Paladins' stream
>streamer opens a free Snek Chest
>it's Buck's shotgun
RIGGED.

only got 30 crystals left but i got the full set xenodrogoz and snek
w-woo

fire flask or weighless leggo for flankpip?

>>174458952
Depends on map and your enemies, I think? Both are good.

Is Lifelike Ying still just about the only way to go with her?
The other two leggos look like garbage.

>>174459193
Only use lifelike if you got two tanks, Focusing lens are actually pretty good.

>>174459193
lifelike only works with 2 frontlines
resonance and focusing lens are pretty good, with resonance you gotta use illusions more often has meatshields and landmines rather then hiding them behind corners

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>>174458952
Acrobatics for flanking, with the right build the mobility and sustain is insane. Catalyst is more for being a straight up damage.

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>>174459193
Effective heal per second:
Without lifelike - 700 hp
With lifelike - 980 hp

Effective heal on 1 ally per second:
without lifelike: 700 hp
with lifelike: 490 hp


Mirror damage (if all 5 ticks hit):
Without Focusing Lens - 600
With Lens - 800

So, without Lens you need 3 shots to kill Skye and 4 shots to kill Cassie.
With Lens you still need 3 shots to kill Skye, but now also 3 for Cassie.

So what we can gather from this is, if you have a single frontliner, go with Lens.
If you're being meta and you have 2 tanks, Lifelike is a must.

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>>174456251
Sometimes you just gotta go Support and frag out, dude.

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>>174459315
>>174459410
>>174460652
Cheers bbys.

Have a Cassie.

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There are more than 2 supports in every game.
Where the hell was everyone before, when I was tanking without support, damn.

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>>174460885
>both Maeves have the lowest damage in the game

Jesus she used to be such a terror

>>174460082
healslutting with seris!

>>174461519
I doubt it will last long, she isn't a flank or damage.

>>174460885
>supports and tanks have the highest amount of damage on both teams
Don't show this to Drybear.

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>>174460885
Truly, Damba is the best of them all.

Hi-rez can you change Buck's shotgun to deal 30 damage per bullet fragment instead of 27 please?

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OMG i need a pair of wedding rings right now!

actual paladin champion when

>Open free chest
>Get Buck shotgun
>I already have the other Buck shotgun
>Now I have two Buck shotguns when I only needed one

When's Buck going to get dual wielding so I can use this other shotgun?

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What did she mean by this?

I have about as much respect for Paladins as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is reddit. It is video game hotpocket. It is capeshit. It is cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it.


It is the most depraved video game infantilized manchild degeneracy. It is saturday morning cartoon. It is non-neurotypicality. It is memes. It is video game. It is drybear. It is metacritic.

Got the snek weapon out of the free chest
I don't even like playing him

>>174465382
deep

>>174465382
exactly

>>174460652
Goodluck landing all Mirror shots on flankers.

>>174465034
Probably a bot.

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https://streamable.com/g07ry

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>174466142
kek
Voice chat was a mistake

>>174466142
god help us all

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>>174466142

>>174465382
You forget to say that is better than Overwatch.

>>174464738
fernando kinda
i wanna look like i deus valt nigga daily though

>>174467298
lol

What's up with the sound?

>>174467390
qt3.14 dark skinned crusader girl, that loves Fernando, when?

So does illuminate lets you see Seris?

After the patch I can't seem to be able to bring up the scoreboard with TAB. I tried rebinding it to TAB again and to F1 but no luck. What gives?

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>>174467578

Mercedes when?

>>174468446
the goat isn't a crusader

>>174467578
>dark skinned
>crusader
pick one
and only one

>>174468558
if you fight years in the desert your skin will turn darker

>>174468558
>implying blacks wouldnt deus valt some muslims

I have OW, starting to hate it. How shit is this game? Should I try it at least?

>>174469090
No, don't try this free game, just keep playing the game you're starting to hate.

>>174469090
It's been in a declining state for a couple months now, but there's no reason to not try it since its free and doesn't have an aggressive p2w system

>>174469090
Try it, you will literally lose nothing from doing it.

I like it more than OW, i think it is way more creative.

>>174469090
imagine having to grind to unlock part of a character's kit in overwatch, that's paladins

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH SOUND?

>>174469646
works on my machine

>>174469090
Why not?its fun, It's free, you won't lose anything just for trying it. Keep in mind though, that you are playing with bots until level 5

>>174469646
they are """""""looking into it:::"""" dw senpai

>>174469646
They released a hotfix or something like that but it didn't fix either the sound bug or Nando's gundam voicepack. Why do they hate him so much ;_;

>>174470271
Because he's actually performing pretty well right now

Alright i have 330 crystals, should i buy sneks chest, collosal chest or bomb king's skin?

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>>174449801
>when your shield tanks more damage than torvald

>>174470460
snek chest
you can buy all of the shit in there as long as you have all of the mvp poses and emotes

>>174470460

Depends, nigga. Snek's is best value if you have all the voice packs/emotes/poses, BK if you like it and main him and I wouldn't ever buy colossal, you will get random shit that will look bad alone and forget about getting plushy makoa or baroness tyra.

>>174470460
dont buy any chest retard, dont but the BK skin either because it's garbage

>free chest
>it costs 40 crystals

wheres the fucking free chest??

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post em

>>174471118
no

I am still using cassie default legendary,should i try the disengage one? i dont believe i can land those shots consistently

should i keep using default? blast one looks bad

>>174471340

Normal one is only good if you're really good at flick shots/accurate, if you have to waste time lining up a shot or miss ever then it's worthless and you're spending too much time not shooting.

Big game is only good if you're able to land the air shots but if you can you can become a pretty good Front Line buster.

Explosion one isn't that great but it does make your blast shot more of a desirable ability (without any cards/legendary it's not even worth using ever) so it might be ok if you want a well rounded normal Cassie kit but I dunno. It needs a buff that's for sure.

>>174471540
Main reason Blast Shot is awful is because its radius is so incredibly tiny for the little amount of damage it does and cooldown.

What if Torvald's recharge or repulsor field worked on Grohk's totem?

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>>174471778
So basically she has no cool legendary that radically alters her playstyle?

>>174472380
bad, fuck off.

>>174472401
Pretty much. It's a shame, really. If the radius was even just 50% larger, it'd be a perfectly viable playstyle.

What's the deal with Grohk. I hardly ever see anyone play him and when they do, they are ass

>>174471340
>>174472401
just use the default legendary with incitement 4, somersault 2-3 and lunge 2-3
roll, take a shot, roll again, repeat for huge damage while confusing the shit out of the enemy. you obviously need decent aim to avoid breaking the chain and becoming vulnerable but that's a given.

I want to try new characters but I don't have any essence to spend on good cards

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when?

>>174474000
Exactly what hirez wanted, now buy some crystals and spend them on a booster and radiant chests

>>174474081
CUTE

is rock lady still complete shit?

>>174434706
trash loadout

>>174439359
She´s also pale and tall,what a godly waifu

For some reason I feel no desire to play Seris, she seems so unimpactful in all games I've gone with and against her so far, I just pick my fav damage and flank champs and play normally.