/ss13g/ - spesswomen on a spess station

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=3568

Should morena have been unbanned? Discuss
Personally I think she should stay banned

Threadly reminder: Coders do not care about your poll and it will be ignored even "no" wins, as confirmed by clusterfack

“Foes and false friends are all around me, Lord Arthur. They infest my server like roaches, and at night I feel them crawling over me.” The feathered man’s fingers coiled into a fist, and his beak trembled. “My son Nuklear came to the adminchat a guest. He ate Lord Pain's bread and salt, and hung his banhammer upon the wall to feast with his friends. And they deadminned him. Deadminned, I say, and may the headmins choke upon their fables. I drink with Dragonbro, jape with Sawbones, promise Probe the hand of my own beloved Soca... but never think that means I have forgotten. The north remembers, Lord Arthur. The chicken remembers, and the clown's farce is almost done. My son is .”
adminned

>>174352565
>my son is.
>adminned

>>174352203
>NO SHITPOSTING EDITION - STAY OUT
>STAY OUT
Answered it for me

>>174352468
Stop fueling the thread with drama you fucking disgusting discord lurker

>our girl morena gets denied
>solarious gets unbanned

explain that

>IAA starts with a special version of wallet that is black and has an FBI-style badge inside
>When loaded with an ID, this wallet-badge can be used like an emag to grant the user access to normally inaccessible airlocks and machines/computers, but only for the holder of the item, and only temporarily.
>The function also sends a message to security channel and all silicons identifying the item user's fingerprint if any, current ID, and which door or item is being accessed with it.
>Something like "SECURITY ALERT: Ron Johnson has used IAA badge #4577 to access Engineering Foyer airlock at coordinates (x,y,z), with fingerprint ID of #234661846whatever, using the ID card of Ron Johnson (Internal Affairs Agent)"

>The main purpose of this item would be to gain access to items and areas normally inaccessible so as to investigate, without requiring the help of a HoP, who IAAs shouldn't have to answer to.

>The special access ability might have to be on a cooldown so that it's not useful for just forcing through a bunch of consecutive doors/machines, or during an emergency.

>Ability might also need to have additional checks so that it's at least extremely difficult for anyone other than the original IAA owner to use, like blood or DNA checks, or face scans, etc.

Thoughts?

>>174352836
>our
>girl
Are you sure about that

>>174352956
>IAA becomes a better detective than the actual detective

DLEETE THIS

>>174352998
Bill is morena's boyfriend and she played ss13 on his computer.

She's a girl! A cute one too!

>>174353068
I keep forgetting detective exists as a separate entity to regular security.

How would you feel about detective getting that instead, or both detective and IAA having a version of it, where IAA's only opens doors, but detectives can do computers/machines too?

>>174353218
Did he actually say that

>>174352956
We're not bay. IAA will always be used to blacktide and grief sec when they fall for lil' timtim dindu's sob story. Let the role die.

>>174353282
Detective should get it all, IAA is a roleplay job and detective is best job

>>174353365
you need to go back to

>>174353282
detectives should get it all my dude

>>174353365
I'd be okay with the role being repurposed entirely, too.

The point I think we both agree on is that the role, even at best, severely struggles to have a purpose on /vg/ currently.

I wouldn't miss it if it died, either, though. I could think of a million better uses for the station space that the IA office and courtroom take up.

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>baystation gets cool features and we get attack animations

>>174353397
>>174353540
This is fine. Actually investigating crimes is more important than typing up reports, I agree.

It does make sense that someone who could do something like that should be more closely tied to security as well. Hell, even as a weaker battering ram that takes longer to use, just for airlocks, it would be great.

>>174353801
it's called pAI, learn to make use of what you already have in the fucking game.

>>174353282
God no. Dets constantly go braindead. suicide, and never work together so they die like a bitch and log off/diona then their stuff is in the wind. The last thing we need is a psedu-emag on he loose alerts or no. Knowing they're grabbing guns isn't going to stop them from popping out of a locker and shooting a lone rambo autist in the face then flushing to loot. Yes, people can hack more successfully but got knows why but somehow shocks do deter the more inexperienced players successfully

>>174353451
They're antags or guilty hardened shitters. There's nothing for the IAA to do beyond once in a blue moon demoting someone having harmless fun with their office gimmick because the IAA is autistic.

>>174353553
There's no way to fix it with the pace the game usually goes at without hamstringing antags and validhunters into having to play along. Even when they be their most useful, inspecting departments cyclically being basically a pseudo-patrol 6-bomb/malf/singuloose detector, it's still inferior to anything else.

>>174353752
Luminol is the only thing not covered in the scanner and I doubt that bag fits in yourbackpack which makes it a liability and a headache. Have you even played detective???

What if we had two detective slots

>>174354125
>Have you even played detective???
Probably more than you

The bag also does fit in your backpack

How about we just rename IAA as NTA (nanotrasen agent), and have their sole purpose be to act as bodyguards to the Captain, or acting captain?

Maximum of two such bodyguards, still dressed like IAAs are by default, but they start with a shoulder holster and NT USP with rubber bullets by default instead of a briefcase.

Boom, the role has purpose, and now the Captain doesn't have to be expected to be so robust by himself.

>>174354102
but then that's breaking and entering

>>174354248
No. A good detective can easily handle everything. Two detectives is pointless.

Two detectives that are cute girls however,
thats 10/10 and should be enforced.

>>174354314
WHY DON'T TRANSFORM RP INTO VALIDS

GREAT IDEA

>>174354102
I challenge you to try to get a pAI even once in five rounds in the morning, five rounds in midday, and five rounds late at night.

Let us know how it goes.

>>174354375
So is using a battering ram. pAIs just hack the door open, so they are indeed just a weaker battering ram

>>174353752
baystation doesn't have a freakout every time content is added and don't they have attack animations as well

>>174354458
>want to play pAI
>nobody uses it
>want a pAI
>nobody wants to be a pAI

suffering

>>174354314
It's called a security officer and you're supposed to stick with them. Barely anyone bothers to stick together regardless of how many times they get jumped and dunked

>>174354458
Admins okayed using looc to ask people to use the pAI/print and use one

>>174354571
Not toasting the circuit is important

>>174354605
If bad content getting a negative response because it's bad is a "freakout" you need to kill yourself.

>>174354690
pAIs don't toast circuits, they just force open doors

W-wouldn't it be funny if we had a day where we pretended to be bay and had high rp??

haha just wondering

>>174354815
Not that guy but battering rams destroy the circuit board in the airlock much like emagging it does.

>>174354876
It'd be terrible and unenforceable. just like the other event days

>>174354690
>If bad content getting a negative response because it's bad is a "freakout" you need to kill yourself.
every other servers coderbus pretty much forces shit through for this reason and that's why you have nice things on other servers. accept it

>>174354436
You're being funny, but think about /vg/station for a second. Really think about where a high RP role belongs in accordance with our server mechanics and culture. It's more a case of ideas for transforming a purposeless role that everyone hates into something that's playable at all.

A single or pair of unarmored guys in suits with a magazine of rubber bullets for a pistol, no access to the armory, and a mandate to single-mindedly protect the captain, is hardly a MUH VALIDS issue.

>>174354690
>It's called a security officer and you're supposed to stick with them.
If you've played for more than a day you know that's fucking impossible and stupid to expect in most cases. The reversal of role expectations would make all the difference. A role that is singularly expected to stick to and protect the captain and NOT to go hunting for valids or deal with greyshitters or solve crimes, rather than the captain being expected to seek out sec who are guaranteed to otherwise be busy in the brig or on patrol or dealing with shitters or antags, on top of not having the same access, attire, or tools as sec, would fall into place 9 times out of 10, instead of never at all.

Just try to honestly imagine it. A loyalty implanted Agent Smith type whose starting text and job description is "STICK TO THE CAPTAIN LIKE GLUE AND ENSURE HIS SAFETY. YOU ARE NOT SEC, YOU DONT MAKE ARRESTS OR HUNT ANTAGS, JUST KEEP THE CAPTAIN ALIVE".

Don't you think that would work better even for the densest players for that stated purpose, in every round type?

The real question, I think, is: Do we want such a thing?

Personally, I think it would be cool, and a hell of a lot more interesting and useful than IAA.

>>174354314
>porting blueshields
NO
NONONO
DO NOT

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>>174354876
Sounds fun! Reported.

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>>174352836

I'm OK with this.

>>174354690
>Admins okayed using looc to ask people to use the pAI/print and use one

And you still almost never see them. Because pAI as a role needs a shitload more work and features to even begin to maintain anyone's interest more than the initial experience of trying it out for the first time and realizing it sucks.

>>174355472
>>porting blueshields
What is that? I don't play or even look at other servers.

>>174354571
Why is anyone using a battering ram unless it's code purple

>>174355597
>What is that
bodyguards
the people who play them are fucking awful and the role is fucking awful

>>174355750
I'm sure the server it's on matters a lot, as well as other details of the job's expected duties.

I think it could work on /vg/station, so long as it was tethered strictly to the captain as the body to be guarded. Maybe even just as a special role that had to be requested on code blue or higher for a ghost to be reborn into, just to spitball randomly.

Anything is better than IAA at this point, and the NT Agent theme/aesthetic, if nothing else, is worth keeping around in some more purposeful and relevant form, I'd say.

>>174356170
Can't you just roleplay as an IAA?

PATRICK
BATEMAN

MALLORY
BROOKS

detective love duo :3

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>>174355542
There will never, NEVER be anything better than a good newsfeed
I argue that newfeeds about sec are the best, of course
>>174355597
Blueshields are the role the metabuddies of the head players take so they can have an excuse to sit around with their erp partner IC

>>174356238
>can't you just rely solely on other players, on /vg/station of all places, to humor you and take time away from whatever hectic shit or autistic projects or other actually gameplay-important activities are going on to make your entire job relevant even 1/18 of the time?

Try it yourself, and see how it works. Try it for years and see how consistently you can scrape tooth and nail to feel halfway relevant as IAA.

>>174356531
>metabuddies
Sounds like you're saying the main issue is an admin concern, and not a gameplay or design concern.

So if the admins are doing their job and meta-shit isn't a concern, what else makes the idea so repugnant?

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>>174352831
Discord scum notwithstanding, if it's true, it's true. This kind of behavior only creates more of a divide between the ivory tower coders and the players that are the heart and soul of the server.

post a song that describes your favourite ss13 job

>>174355417
I really don't see it going well. It'll be blacktiding mkII

>>174356827
There's nothing they CAN do

>>174356968
librarian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlqDFPLUhig

>>174355597
It's not a well known fact that it's okay to looc for it now. both from the requster and the guy you're trying to get to do it.

>>174356838
>This kind of behavior only creates more of a divide between the ivory tower coders and the players that are the heart and soul of the server.
You mean lurking through discords just to post it in the thread to make the playerbase hate coders and even themselves?

>>174356827
Everything on this fucking server HAS to be balanced around the idea that someone will use it to validhunt/griff
On a server like bay that wouldn't be the case because they have hardline stances on shitlery but here it's so ingrained that there's no point in responding to anything but the worst cases
if you introduce things thinking that people will use them in moderation or that they won't be idiots you're in for a gitban

How come lifeweb has nearly no admin supervision and he only rules are no shitty names, no OOC in IC and vice versa, and no shitskin, yet the RP there is so much better than our server?

>>174357440
>Everything on this fucking server HAS to be balanced around the idea that someone will use it to validhunt/griff
>introduce things thinking that people will use them in moderation or that they won't be idiots

Yeah, okay, so what do you imagine would be so terrible about a role with less access than sec, limited and unchargeable nonlethals only, no armor, no cuffs, no authority or access to jail or even detain anyone, and a strictly and clearly defined mandate and job description to simply "protect the captain"?

They might ignore their job and go be a shitter?

In that case botanist is more abuseable and dangerous, by fucking far, and it is a role that exists.

Hell, even janitor is a million times worse.

You'd start better equipped to be a shitter as a goddamn bartender, who even spawns with body armor and a gun that they can easily get unlimited ammo for.

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>>174357245
No, I mean having the audacity to say you're above player polls. Accuse the thread of whatever you want, you're probably going to be right, but polls are the most accurate judge of player option we have. It doesn't matter if you're a player, an admin, a coder, or Pomf himself. Thinking you're better than the players is going to hurt the server.

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*steals ur heart*

>>174358079
He'll only have his default access for less than 30 seconds, he'll have no problem getting lethals, armor is irrelevant in stun n done and, everyone can make cablecuffs, authority is granted by your strength, once the headset's off, anywhere is gay baby jail

>>174358143
I don't really like polls because asking tg and pub shitter immigrants if they want pub shitter stuff is pretty dumb and is a large chunk of the reason why we fell from the med rp pomfstation was founded to be into the low rp dumpster

>>174358571
>>armor is irrelevant in stun n done

>he doesn't know armor can prevent stuns

Opinion discarded, you don't even know how the game works.

Also, by your logic, there can't be any new jobs of any kind ever, because anyone can do all the things you listed, regardless of starting access or starting items.

Get fucked, troll.

>>174358398
*gasp
*gasp
siezes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless

>>174358143
Thinking you're better than anyone using any discord just because you're in the thread is exactly the same.

>>174358759
which job has roundstart armour that prevents stuns?

>>174358759
It's laughably easy to counter ablatives which are inconsistent even with a riot shield and bulletproofs are ass

>>174358759
Armor cannot prevent stuns unless it is high enough to match nuke ops armor
>unironically saying troll

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>>174358398
f l u f f

>>174358903
Isn't that only on bullet based stuns as well since they passed a check to absorb it fully?

>>174359709
If it does absorb the hit fully then yes but it's still rare to absorb it unless you're a miner.
I was thinking along the lines of stungun stuns when I wrote out that post.

medbay dream team go

>>174360317
Armor values don't absorb tasers

>>174360491
Op suits can

Debate it all you want, our serb's combat is laughably reliant on stuns. Yes, ablative can reflect energy weapons and some armor has a chance to block stuns, but there's nothing that completely negates them, except for hulking, which has a guaranteed stun once it wears off. If you're against a competent player with a stun gun, you're done. I've seen lots of lifeweb shilling lately and I hate to contribute, but their combat system is excellent. I envy it.

>>174360641
How does it work?

>>174360641
sparq guns

I'm sorry for instantly murdering you, wizard, but it's more or less impossible to safely stun a wizard without any chloral/sleep tox, as if you stun and cuff, they can mindswap you or mobility spell away (among other things)

>>174360927
Got a screen to be sure it wasn't a the electrode narrowly misses the foo?

Don't play stupid just because you want to be right. Saying armor doesn't matter at all, ever, because stuns exist, is asinine.

Yes, stuns are the most important thing, but we've all seen an armored person get the fuck back up and make a comeback because they couldn't be finished off after a stun, because of a lot of factors that include armor preventing fatal damage while they were down, and oftentimes because there's a lot of other shit going on and not every battle is a straight up 1v1.

>>174361104
Don't apologize.

>>174361104
fuck wizzes, kill em all

>>174360927
There's stamina, you can two-hand basically anything, much more targets on the body, crawling on the ground, jumping to people, parrying, dodging, tons of shit. Melee weapons are also much more abundant than ranged weapons.

>>174360950
It's rare enough to not be that huge of an issue. Nearly every fight I have is melee.

>>174361321
He was just running around in maint with a horse curse spell and a shoe snatchin' spell, so i kinda bad

>>174361185
>Armor matters if your opponent is a drooling mouthbreather that can't cuff after the stun
There, fixed

>>174360437
best medbay is solo medbay
if medbay has multiple autists they will just slow eachother down and sperg at cryomixes and pill colorings whole round

>>174361374
for lifeweb they are rare but if we were to put their combat system in then the stun guns would not be rare

>>174361415
but there were only two wizards and neither had horse curse or shoe snatching

>>174361185
>tase
>cuff
>beat until dead
Congrats, you win.

A taser or egun emptied on someone is always going to stun them at least once, regardless of ablative armor, riot armor, ops armor, anything. If you aren't able to stun someone once installed fight with a full taser/egun, that's your fault. Grab a laser tag gun and do some training.

>>174361374
>kick leg until they fall
>kick head
epic

>>174361854
>installed
In a, my bad.

>>174361728
I am absolutely certain that the wiz I kill snatched my shoes

Real talk, lifeweb isn't even that great. Its combat system isn't actually that great as people say it is, it only works with no rules because its literally a no rules server where you can murderrape anyone with the only thing stopping you being metagrudges that happen a lot, their medical system is shit and its populated by erp scum, its shilled here 24/7 by kolith and the shitter club, but other than that, it isnt even remotely that good.

>Join as geneticist
>First block I check is remote view
>second block is TK
>Third block is Xray
>Spend the rest of the round drinking in the bar, watching bar brawls and watching the clown remotely fail miserably as a tratior

I even gave him remote view at one point. He didn't even last a minute after he bought his invisibility sprays.

>>174361940
You're only proving my point. That's better than what we have.

Doing that requires going to a specific combat option, targeting a specific place, and then switching to a new target area and stomping them once you knock them down. Even then, they can still try to crawl away.

I'd say that's a lot better than
>use any stun weapon
>skip next step if they don't have armor on
>cuff
>beat
It doesn't even matter where you aim or anything. Not to mention shit like table stunlocking.

>>174356838
I'm 80% sure what you're saying was taken out of context and that you're behavior is the kind that needlessly creates more of a divide.

>>174362353
>lifeweb disarm spam is somehow better than our disarm spam
>making a combat system all about melee with rare as fuck ranged combat in ss13
>liking melee combat when everyone started joking about it being "robust" when its absolute garbage
You are a moron if you think that relying on melee entirely is bad and you are shit if you cant dodge the slow moving yellow ball. Stamina combat sucks more than stuns and lifeweb, from what you have said, is just disarm spam too.

Average coder:
>at the VERY LEAST 120 iq
>studies either physics, maths, cs, engineering or works in one of those fields
>thinks waifus are pathetic
>if autistic he embraces his autism to become a more powerful coder
>browses reddit, hangs out in the discord
>thinks that rick and morty is a decent show, and possibly one of the top 3 shows currently airing
>fit to decide the future of the server


average player:
>within one standard deviation of e.v iq
>studies humanities, possibly economics at a low to mid teir school or is a wagecuck/dropout
>has a waifu
>if autistic he watches anime and denies having autism. will make fun of autistic people online and genuinely think he's better than the average sperg
>browses the thread exclusively. Goes on the git when linked a PR in the thread
>thinks rick and morty is LITERALLY the best show ever or hates it with a burning passion
>unfit to decide what he should have for dinner

im sad to say it but its the truth

>>174362165
I started playing just last week. SS13 feels pretty damn shallow after it, I almost regret it.

I'm really enjoying lifeweb because the setting is really cool, the atmosphere is great (pretty edgy, but I can get past that), the depth is incredible, and there's just a lot of fun options that you have. I also was surprised to see that despite having noruleslmao, the RP there is so much better than our serb. The ERP also doesn't even come close to servers like Vore and shit, because sex is something built in, no waiting 3 minutes while bleeding out for some guy to tell you how he tenderly smashes your ass.

Believe it or not, not everyone is out to kill or rape you. Most people just want to play the game and roll with whatever happens.

>>174362928
>unfit to decide what he should have for dinner
me

>>174362950
>>174362950
unrelated, but how can I get strange organs into me

>>174362165
I literally only talked about it with other people who play it in discord retard

>>174362687
Ranged combat isn't an issue. I managed to dodge several tasers worth of electrodes when I was on the run from sec yesterday before I was able to get away safely. It's just that generally in SS13, when you get hit by anything that knocks you down for enough time for some guy to cuff or table you, you're fucked.

And as for the lifeweb thing, I was just commenting on how even in your example of how "shitty" lifeweb's combat is, you still need to jump through several more hoops to pull off what you were saying on lifeweb than here.

>>174362950
You wasted 15 bucks to watch the /erp/ crowd play a comercial fuckfest of a mockery of what ss13 stands for anon, thats what you did. You see rp there because these people are used to being the most autistic retards possible that need to rp to let off the gunk, you are playing in the server where some desperate shmucks gets his dick so hard for futas he pays 700 bucks to be able to be one and 100 for a internal bleed dick, you play with the most garbage of the garbage pile of players this autistic shithole has and you think its the masterpiece of the century.

Go play that shitty cockblocking money scheme then. If the rp really is that great, if everything trully is as dandy as you and kolith say it is, go and play there but leave it out of ss13, its a mockery of it, a edgy cp watching russian stole it from some guy, hosts it only on weekends because he wants to blueball people for cash, and he has already went down low to avoid the law since you know he is the sketchiest fuck out there. Enjoy your shitpile.

>>174363267
Dunno, like I said, I started playing last weekend. I don't know is shit yet. Try the questions channel in the discord?

>>174358767
;_;
>>174359260
this makes me hungry

>>174363464
hi yclat

>>174362165
I'd probably enjoy lifeweb if not for it being weekend only, I'm busy during the weekend and I like to get playing in the weekday mornings during server lowpop.

As is I can never play it

>>174363519
I did ask and they just said you don't because haram and to read the information terminal.
>>174363464
>15 bucks
>he isn't able to get in for free because he has an old account

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average discord user
>70 iq, 100 at maximum
>is "straight" but into degenerate stuff like futa
>doesn't play ss13
>only plays lifeweb
>erps
>ironically has a waifu
>only watches seasonal moe anime

thread funposter
>120 iq minimum
>is gay and into traps
>plays ss13 at least every few days
>tried lifeweb and didnt enjoy it
>never erped
>has a serious waifu
>only watches good anime that /a/ never discusses since they're all fucking pedo plebs

>>174363991
>only watches good anime that /a/ never discusses since they're all fucking pedo plebs
Back to /v/ you vermin.

>>174363991
I would kms if I was either

>>174363464
You wasted 15 minutes to watch the greytide fuck around on the advanced security cameras anon, thats what you did. You see greytide on /vg/ because people are used to security being the most uncontrollable shitters possible that they need to greytide to have fun, you are playing in the server where some desperate shmucks gets his dick so hard for arrest valids he charges a cargo tech with abuse of power for ordering weapons crates, you play with the most garbage of the garbage pile of security and you think its the masterpiece of nanotrasen.

Go play that shitty valid simulator then. If the redtide is truly that great, if everything is truly is as dandy as you and the Warden say it is, go and play sec but leave it out of the other departments, it's the mockery of nanotrasen, an edgy HOS executing a clown for stealing from the vault. Enjoy your shitsec.

>>174363991
>cowboy bebop
ur twelve

average ss13 player
>listens to bad music

average stan rogers fan
>will make the Mary Ellen Carter rise again

>>174363464
It's probably the best experience of a game you can have on BYOND, it has many more aspects to it than ss13. Sounds, visuals, atmosphere, story. It's a complete experience - not a wacky simulator where people just fart and kill eachother.

As for it being up only on the weekends, I feel that makes it better, and makes it not get old and boring as fast as ss13. As someone who played ss13 for say 10 hours a day, almost every day for months, I've just become so sick and jaded of the ss13 community and the game itself, not even playing other ss13 servers even with vastly different playerbases and gameplay.

To be HONEST family, donation rewards aren't a bad thing. However, if you knew anything about the game or the community surrounding it, you would know that the people with the expensive donation rewards are either a. really shitty players nobody likes, or b. laughing stocks made fun of at every turn.

I appreciate your try, but at least try to not bullshit yourself and everyone around you if you want to be believed.

>>174363464
Who gives a shit if some schmuck gave cash to have a big dick? I certainly didn't. And you know that it's a game, right? It's not just some sex simulator. Most people play it for the same reason they play SS13; to have fun. I enjoy playing it and I will continue to enjoy playing it. Spawning in as a solo migrant in the caves and trying to survive have no sexual connotations whatsoever, and it's an incredibly fun thing to do for me. If you've played the game and don't enjoy it, then I'm sorry that you're not able to do so. If you haven't even played and you're just spouting shit that you don't know what you're talking about, then perhaps you should shut the fuck up about things that you have no idea what you're talking about.

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>>174363991
Stop posting.

>>174364340
Make me.

>>174363267
butcher a monster that has them and then ask serpents/esculap to put it in
if youre lucky you wont get your brain taken out on the operating table
used to be able to put them in yourselves but only powergaming fags operate on themselves and it was fixed

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>>174364743

Average collaborator:
>probably autistic
>probably unemployed
>only happiness in life comes from controlling a github page that a handful actual human beings care about

average thread-chillin' player:
>not autistic
>employed or enrolled in higher education
>leads a happy and fulfilled life
Who do you fags want running this serb, really?

>>174364553
Fixed? What do you mean?
I just wanted to try out a strange organ to see if I could do anything fun be it for myself or others.

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>>174364743
Nice pasta, friend, but I don't browse /a/, and I actually think /a/utists are scum of the earth.

average player:
>straight
average pomf:
>gay

Just a reminder, folks!

>>174365436
wyci

>>174365023
as in you are no longer able to cut yourself open and pop one in i believe
lol just ask around ask in game not hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo381fsT3b8

Best youtubers for ss13 content? Plumphelmetpunk is comfy but he only plays goon

>>174365818
I have trouble asking for things because I don't want to bother them. But I am great at giving things.

>>174365845
Tex is meh but on ocasion entertaining when he isnt trying too hard to be checkers and doing his forced accent/"roleplay", spicy is a fun guy to watch because he used to be a goon/hippie guy so he plays differently, on ocasion makes amazing content but pther times he just slogs through, hippie is great because he is just what you would expect from a chill ss13 guy that doesnt take himself very seriously, a fun clown player that shitposts and has fun. Kierany made some good video, mad bomber is a new guy that makes good ones and krillbill for murderbone/grief videos in shit servers, and on ocasion, decent ones.

Average Federalist
>Handsome
>Knows the importance of a strong central government
>Volunteers for local charity
>Eats only organic, non-GMO, gluten free, cruelty free, vegan, sugar free food
>Pisces
>Sleeps with the lights on in the front room to make it less attractive to burglars
>Can get a loan with a prime lending rate
Average Anabaptist
>Enjoys poetry
>Mows twice a week because with all the rain there have been those fairy circles going around and the Bermuda grass is really thick this year
>Has fresh opinions on post-punk rock
>Understands the chemistry and physics of how a domestic microwave functions
>Can identify milkweed on sight

Who do YOU want running our server?

New player but when I grab someone how do I drop them? The wiki says
>To stop strangling or grabbing somebody, click Drop or the flashing red button above the inventory
But I can't find this button and keep tightening my grip around his neck

>>174367725
The hotkey to drop is Q.

>>174367725
Enable hotkeys and while in the hand that is strangling them, press q.

>>174367868
>>174367846
home button you cucks

>>174367945
Hotkeys are for the masterrace.

https://youtu.be/7GAXZDl0WKA?t=54

>Get some ideas for shit while playing **on /tg/**
>Write up a big autistic design document for it
>PC borks
>Lose all interest in spessman for months
>Forget the specifics of what I had in mind
>Will likely never see that doc again

>>174367945
Cucks are the oned who cant handle shit like hotkeys. T to talk, q to drop, z to use, wsad to move, any other way is just gimping yourself.

>>174368460
I like to run and talk

what if flashlights had batteries and the better the battery the higher is the light radius?

also lanterns being able to run out of fuel but can be refueled by using brute plasma when?

>>174368717
That's not how flashlights work

>>174369036
flashlights don't work like that
they don't even have batteries

>>174369178
what? yeah they do

>>174369178
Flashlights do have batteries

>>174369250
but not in the game

>>174369303
well right, that's why the original post said
>what if flashlights had batteries

>>174368596
Pretype and then talk at any time, or use voice speach.

>HoS watches guy try to loose the goose
>Warden sets him free
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>174369282
>>174369303
Dylan made a PR to add batteries to flashlights and everyone shot it down because powergamers were mad they couldn't turn a flashlight on and keep it in their backpack 24/7

>>174369423
We demoted him to assistant and he had a fucking lawyer, what did you want from me.

Also one of our security was full valid shitcurity mode but he was too good at the damn job for me to call him on it.

>>174361448
>every combat situation is always 1v1 with infinite time for the person who stuns first to act at their leisure, and no other distractions or circumstances can possibly pop up, ever.

Uh huh.

What was the dealio with the mime?

>>174369470
If you mean the person I think you mean, it would've been theoretically possible to demote him a couple minutes into the round for breaking into the vault

>>174369446
Backpacks are too thick for flashlights to shine through

>>174369526
It was a mime

>>174361854
>>174361974
>every hostile encounter is a 1v1 with a sec officer with unlimited time and no other factors

It keeps happening

>>174369471
i don't know what his deal was, maybe the greytiding got to him. i can understand, if so
>catches me greytiding
>tries to process me in the brig while the shuttle is arriving in 2 minutes
wasted effort, just cuff them in the secure area of escape, forget about them, and then drag them to the shuttle when it arrives.

>>174369470
>Also one of our security was full valid shitcurity
So a regular sec player on /vg/

>>174369470
I fucking told you, all he needs is a fucking screwdriver, wirecutter, and crowbar to get back in and loose the goose. We had him dead to rights, he should have been perma'd and at the least tracker'd. It was a miracle he was stupid enough to be in the open as himself so he was caught again.

>>174369471
Baton drag while kiting the rest then

>>174369557
I might have, except then he caught a traitor not 10 minutes later. Plus that was only enough to get him yelled at by the HoS, which it did. I'm not going to double down when the HoS already addressed it.

>>174369705
You didn't have him for anything worse than incompetence and kleptomania. The lawyer argued it down and I had to roll with it because nanotrasen. Then you and the HoS ruined everything because Valids.

Our founding fathers would weep at your display of human rights violation.

Reminder that Archsunder is a faggot. There were witnesses to his gayness this time.

>>174369863
The HoS watched him turn off the emitters

>>174355375
>nice things on other servers
if we were just another TG pub that used straight TG code I woulda dropped the game four years ago

What role is the best for being Alex Jones?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30&feature=youtu.be

>>174355375
It's also why they have a lot of bad things on other servers as well

>>174370054
I'm not seeing anything in his feedback thread

>>174370474
AI

>>174370474
Miner who fucks off to the radio sat

>>174370054
What did he do? Arch seems like a goodmin in my book.

>>174370819
He made a vote thats only option was

>If you can read this your gay lol tell your parents faggot.

It then broadcast in chat when the vote ended, therefore rendering him also gay.

>>174371006
gonna need logs to believe you there friend, there's no way arch would leave himself so open to a deadmin request

>>174370474
Librarian.
Create a shitpost newscast.
Alternatively, nick some space gear and fly out to the dj satellite.

>>174370474
Librarian

>>174371248
Atmos tech
>tfw nobody buys my gas filters

https://youtu.be/RvazeAqHaSI

>>174371215

it was a joke. That he literally declared himself gay accidentally in a prank gone wrong as opposed to abusing power.

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>>174370474
Journalist.
>be Alex Jones
>start broadcasting anti sec propaganda
>I listen to infowars while driving at work for fresh memes
>imitate him perfectly
>captain gives me a gun
>security silences my newsfeed for shittalking them
>you can't stop liberty
>release a cutting edge report detailing the oppression
>HoS straight up murders me

>>174372180
I think anon knows it's a joke and made a joke on that (essentially playing along with how the original post came across)

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>>174371449
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE CLOWN'S ROLE?

HE IS THE HERO THE STATION DESERVES!

>>174372180
anon implying that it would make a deadmin request fair game was also a joke


unless you just want some sweet (You)'s

>>174372441
That video wasn't questioning it, the video points out how everyone but the clown are shit

>>174372921
i lub you

>>174372921
cool

>>174372921

Deity, no matter what happens, you are the best coder ever to live in spessmen

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>tfw you can never dismantle the doors in centcom to enter the cool rooms

>>174372921
That looks really nice.

I'll pay coders less than minimum wage to code a button that bans all coders permanently

>>174373456
when you bagulo it

>>174372441
Clown qould be perfect if only the fish had HONK or Honkmother instead of jesus.

>>174374287
>jesus
what

>>174373357
deit. turner

>>174372921
>More ert and squad shit

Diety, you absolute madman, let it be known that you are a honorary coder. All you need to do to become a official goodcoder is to help dragonbro by doing a non hardcoded version of the bomberman systen for the thunderdome.

>>174374921
Below "born to pie", fish looking tat that says jesus.

>>174374997
>a non hardcoded version of the bomberman systen for the thunderdome.
Here's a fun fact, I originally intended the bomberman arena system to be used for other arena-based mini-modes. Never went around to do it. Present day, I made these dispensers for strike team gear, and it turns out that they would really fit the Thunderdome as well.

>>174375473
Please do, thunderdoming with the lads has always been some of the most fun shit out there, its just rare because it has to be done manualy by admins.

>>174375895
TG and Hippee always have players like you that you could spess more with :)

>>174372921
Marry me diety!

>>174374997
STOP
BOMBERMAN IS BORING

>>174376036
Unrevivable ghosts organizing a deathmatch arena and the whole server being a deathmatch arena are two very different things anon, letting ghosts go ahead and play on a fighting arena only makes people more robust, keeps them longer in the game and entertains them if they dont want to be dionae or pAIs/borers, no downsides to it.

>>174376439
being robust is a meme

>>174376439
shut the fuck up already yclat, nobody wants you here

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>>174376678
Already huh, I post about 4 posts and some anon already gets his panties twisted, new record.

>>174376978
4 more than you should be posting you autistic fuck

>half the station is in perma
>we were only 3 at max due to escapes and such

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stop all the yelling and post screenshots

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>>174377195
no one ever saves my shitty screenshots

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>>174377195

>>174377195
nice fake faggot, saw that one weeks ago

>>174377154
>proceeds to tell a head to get out of bridge

>>174377195
speaking of autists that should just fuck off already, when are you going to get mental help already bill

Please stop doing disruptive/harmful crime as non-antag. Jesus christ that round was a shitfuck

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>>174377195

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>>174377115
>you autistic fuck
Where do you think we are anon?

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>>174377195

>>174377382
tell me about it, a faggot mutated himself with radiation and i've spended all shift in medbay,not indentifiying what was happening with me and hearing Souhei complaining about how she was the only medic in there.

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>>174377195

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>>174377195

>>174377562
i like this one

why do sec shitters feel like they can break in everywhere and take whatever they want because they are hurr chasing criminals

>>174377707
reminder that only the detective can get away with this lawfully

>>174377707
>break in everywhere
>i need to get in so i can arrest that faggot
>break in everywhere
>of course he doesn't want to get arrested
>break in everywhere

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>>174377195

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>>174377975
>Plasma glass windows
>Solars are reinforced glass

>>174377975
Absolutely Haram!

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>>174377195

>>174372921
Really good shit. I was giving you flak yesterday for having a way to Centcomm, but now that you've explained that the shutters are re-skinnd Centcomm walls, it looks A-OK. Keep up the good work.

>>174377975
>no borg rechargers
>no drinks or food
>no loot or anything worthwhile
> no fuckhueg loading area with a science settup
Its kinda neat but with so many mommis you could have done a large ship and itd be glorious.

>>174378735
it was only one mommi then dragonbro bussed an space area with a mommi fabricator

>You will never seen Sheev Palpatine, Chancellor Palpatine and Emperor Palpatine together in the same room

>>174378703
Actually I was talking about the shutters around the shuttles BUT following your remark I've made those that separate specops areas from the rest of centcom invulnerable to explosions and C4. Note that they can only be open from the other side.

Additionally, players will still require admin approval to drive their shuttle back to centcom.

>>174378837
I take it back then, 7/10 if it took more than a couple hours.

>>174375473
>>174375895
Maybe you should check this out?
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues/14568
It sounds exactly like gat your saying.

>>174377707
>Guy is cutting into the wrong spot of sec gets spooked
>Jetpacks are gone
>Only by pure luck does sec go the right way to catch him
Go ahead and gunfight in zas-land without your little medical malpractice wagon faggot.

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>>174377195

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>>174378212
Nothing wrong with that.

test please ignore

>>174379852
There is. Reinforced plasma solars make more power you big ol' dumdum

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>>174380108
Reeeeeeeee get out reddit

>>174380262
>>174380108
somebody explain

>>174380449
"Test post please ignore" is the infamous first post on reddit and redditlings enjoy refrence dropping it.

>>174380449
It's the name of the reddit alliance in eve

they're complete shitters/sperglords

>>174380739
>>174380605
I don't know what I expected

>>174380739
>>174380449
Also the name of the reddit outfit in planetside but nobody plays that anymore.
>>174380605
This guy has it.

>>174380874
Do they name every clan/group/guild that?

>>174381081
Prettymuch.

>>174381120
They should get some originality.

>>174381270
well their entire site is set up on stealing things from other sites.

>>174381480
Really?

whats the best byond build and why is it obviously not the current one?

>>174382094
Because you aren't making bug reports on byond bugs you experience.

>>174382094
stable so you don't get random freezes

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>>174381270
Funny joke.

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>>174377195

>>174382330
HOW
HOW CAN I OBTAIN THIS

>>174382962
Steal radio transmitter and make yourself a personnel cryo somewhere.

>>174383047
What kind of chemical mixture should I use

>>174383115
Just the basics should be fine, cryo+clonex, antitox, keloderm and bicaridine I guess. If you want you could steal the particle accelerator and put it in ghetto bar while blasting yourself with level 3. That would be more fun than radio transmitter

>511.3380
>still get the space blindness after rejoining
anyone know what the fuck is causing this

>>174383409
stable version

>>174383047
don't use cryo, for some reason you are shielded from the radio transmitter rads while inside of the cryo and you need to keep a fuckton of rads in yourself to become a ghoul since the chances are rad level * 0.01 = chance to become a ghoul per tick

>>174383115
6 iv drips
each one with the followings chems
anti-tox, peptobismol, bicaridine, dex+, doctor's delight, alkysine.
swallow a 7u rezadone pill every 140 seconds to tank the clonning damage rads will give you while trying to become a ghoul, also use a wheelchair to hop into cryo as soon as you are done being a ghoul, since if you die as a ghoul that just turned into one chances are that you'll be uncloneable because of the clonning damage

>>174383428
im on stable version chingo

>>174383597
511 is beta though

>>174383470
It's not actually radiation, as far as I remember, but rad_tick, which seems to NOT go away when radiation gets turned into toxin - only through time or greyshirt vodka

>>174383470
Can't I make my own personal cryo with a space cooler like the image? and several IV drips and one or two extra with cryox and clonex? Because I'll be unconscious from the radiation unable to take any pills.

>>174383742
all i can find is 511 where the fuck is stable

>>174384078
Oh shit. 510 was the stable earlier now the stable is 511, don't update or you will get freezing and blindness.

>>174384139
any particular version of 510 you recommend?

>>174384270
Unsure, start with the one directly before 511.

Who's the best greytider?

>Souhei Saikawa will never be your waifu
fuck

>>174384973
>Dr daot ret
nani

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And I claim that in the ranks of our Autistic legions march the mighty ghosts of Spess Stations’s past and their strong arms around us and their voice echo down the ages saying “Onwards!” Together in /vg/ we have lit a flame that the ages shall not extinguish, guard that sacred flame my brother Autists until it illuminates /vg/station and lights again the path of Spessmen

so was i a good or bad captain?

>>174383742
511 has been stable for a while now

>>174384078
www.byond.com/download/build/510/510.1347_byond.exe

>>174384973
Souhei is cute! CUTE!

>>174385308
>Dr daot ret
NANI?

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>singularity fucked off into space

>>174385352
511 was the beta yesterday and earlier today
510 was the stable yesterday and earlier today

>>174385308
I dunno, I only saw you like twice, and the second time you told me to drum up support for your amazing deeds on my newsfeed but you hadn't done anything.

>>174385308
You were fine, I think.

While an error, you pardoning Frank Bickerson for making welder grenades wasn't a big deal because:
1) He was pretty harmless. The fact that he didn't resist arrest as an Assistant goes a long way.
2) you didn't make the mistake that a lot of Captains make which is "What I say goes, and if you object you're defying your loyalty implant."

I got BTFO as hos a few rounds ago for powergaming. Was I an alright HOS?

>>174385412
/aog/ retard or something like that

>>174385589
IAA here, you and the rest of sec seemed pretty chill, yet effective.

>>174385308
solid

>>174385589
I already said and I think everyone agrees security did a good job

>>174385749
>>174385680
there was one officer who was bad

>>174353553
IAA is supposed to be a bureaucratic asshole who makes sure corporate regulations are being followed to the letter

At least, that's how I interpret the role. Realistically, he should only be answering to Centcomm

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>>>/qst/1371193

DOUBLE KING ROUND TYPE
WHEN

>>174386436
>dept specific crowns are placed in head's lockers or magically superglued to the heads themselves
>his mission, simply, is to claim them and leave with them
alright seems basic enough bu what do you give doubleking in order to accomplish this?

>>174387171
nerfed HF blade and var-edited punch damage to punch out skulls.

>>174386204
I don't think IAAs ratting criminals to Sec is too bad as long as they aren't biased, seeing as they are the proper officials to be contacted by non-security staff. And after you've reported it, for the paperwork, you can just go...

NSS Spess Junk 27
Incident Report
Involved person(s): Greyshirt Mcgee
Incident description: I saw Greyshirt Mcgee hacking into the captain's office. I took a photo of him in the act and reported him to security.
Recommended action(s): Arrest of Greyshirt Mcgee.
Internal Affairs Agent, NSS Spess Junk 27.

>>174386204
If you bring an issue to central they always reply "Have you made the captain aware of this?" which is basically telling you to fuck off. As IAA you are supposed to report to the Captain and only Central Command when the issue is either the Captain himself or chain of command has broken down.

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>>174388025
reminder that sec deserves all the shit they get

>>174388342
why's that?

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>>174377195
rex

>>174388598
I think there's something wrong with the angle of that dog dick

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>>174377195
oldy

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>>174388849
>sec attempting to paint themselves in a better light
Nice try.

>>174388849
I miss spessmen Bitstrips

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>>174377195
thing

>>174388849
>Guy breaks into captains after an emp
>Sees me and runs for like 6 minutes
>I-I just wanted to return stuff bro!
I hate this place

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>>174388504
They're oppressive tyrants!
>walking around with cannon
>captain asks why I don't have a permit
>blast him
>sec throws me in solitary confinement

>>174391240
I never said that I wanted to return stuff, I was blatantly greytiding. However the stuff I did steal was lying on the floor in the main hallway. The guy who arrested me tried to process me in a cell for my crimes while the shuttle was going to arrive in 2 minutes instead of just cuffing me and dragging me to the sec escape room.

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I NEED AN ADULT

>>174393031
Fucking shitcurity.

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Pretty confy vampire hunter/journalist round, hope i see ya tomorrow sekeleto, and good night

>>174385589
You did good. Keep playing HOS, we need em

>>174395434
that's ick ock and you're perma'd for it.
please go to the forums to appeal it.

This game makes me sad. This server makes me sadder.
I just want spess to be fun again and be able to block out the drama and the med autism.
I'm so fucking tired of med-autism, but I keep playing med anyways.
How do I stop and become one of the chill people who just let the game and stuff roll off of them and do fun things?

>>174395434
Just say sorry didn't know about it, and you'll get instantly unbanned or given a 1 day slap on the wrist.
It doesn't take long.

>>174395434
>IC in OOC
Literally who is dumb enough to not read the rules before playing. Enjoy your ban

>>174396230
Thanks. Now I know my target is on the forums.

>>174396379
request a perma medbay ban

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>>174396379
EMBRACE THE GREYTIDE OR STOMPING BOOTS OF THE RED SHIELD OF CIVILIZATION
EMBRACE WHAT MAkES SPESS SPESS

ABSTAIN FROM THE JOBFAG DRONES
BE LIBERATED

>>174396379
You get severe depression and give up

Fun vamp/ick ock round.

That was some amazing shitcurity. Nice job vampire hunting, cunts.

>>174396564
>image
IDs don't go around your neck
reeeee

>>174396802
>tfw you reflexively toolbox when attacked
I feel sick

>>174395434
ah then, i fucked up like always,im really going to get banned, im so fucking retarded with these things, rip me i guess.

>>174397291
you can appeal it and get it lifted on the forums when you show up for your lecture about reading the rules

>exporting out every single tile from the turf files as PNG (including any directional states/animated frames) one by one so I can convert them into VTF
kill me, pete

I wish there was a way to batch export this stuff

Or maybe someone has the PSDs for them, I doubt it though

>>174397945
VTF?

Also get a coder to write you a simple script do it.

>>174398031
Texture format for Source games

I don't know any coders I can bother for that kind of thing though

It's actually not too bad, I'm almost all the way through floors.dmi and that one seems to have the most tiles out of all the sheets

Won't really need to export out any object sprites since I'll be using a voxel modelling program for props and such like doors, I'll only be using the original sheets for reference

If all goes well with the map I can probably even recycle the assets for fucking about with in Unity or something

daily reminder the hos might not be your superior but you're a fucking dick at best and bannu-worthy from the crimson tide at worst if you don't listen to him. Unless he's also a shitter in which case go nuts

>>174398656
>hos
meant warden, fug, it's late

>>174400410
how did you get this picture of me

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My favorite Warden was the player who went full Doomguy mode, rolled into cargo while they were ordering shotguns, and killed everyone he saw. In the end I think he killed like 8 revolutionaries, 4 innocents, and the HoP by accident with a shotgun in each hand. Banned.

>>174400586
sounds like it was worth it

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>ERP gets you a perma
>doing shittery and other things don't get you a perma unless you're a repeat offender

>>174402015
Because we want none of it

>>174402295
>we
speak for yourself

>>174400586
Totally worth it

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should the RD have an omni hud that works as a superior welding goggles, mesons, health HUD, and material HUD?
what if the traitor version could show ANTAGS but for 15 tc

>>174403083
Sounds more like CE item.

>>174403083
What if you had a coat that allowed you to store goggles printed from the protolathe and could be swapped out depending on the task?