/dfg/ Dwarf Fortress General

>>173990320
I want to strike that moth. Am i degenerate?

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>>173990892
>that chest

not at all m8

here have some elf slaves for compensation

https://pastebin.com/q4dqgKxg

Some migrants have arrived, despite the danger.

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>>173991258

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>>173991254

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>>173990892

No, you're probably just an elf.

>>173991775
I actually really miss the ability to tell migrants to fuck off. How are they just walking in like they own the place?

>>173990892
I want to strike it too, with my +bismuth bronze halberd+

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>>173992150
do some elves jerk off to people cutting down trees?
like some forbidden, perverse fetish shunned by elven society

>>173992818
>the taboo of carving a wooden dildo instead of growing one naturally.

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>>173993217
>carving

sick fuck

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What are you working on today, /dfg/?

>>173994239
Making adamantine armor and weapans for my future adventurers

>>173994239
a hangover

>>173994239
>my_first_well.png
What is the framerate like?

>>173994239
a bridge. over a minimoat with wooden spikes on the deeps.

>>173994239
Working on a Far East mod, inspired by Drew's Qing dwarves from the last thread. I know that I want to have Ming China, Lê dynasty, Japan, Manchu, and a generic Euro civ, but I'm not sure if I want to assign one of DF's races to each of them or just make them all humans.

Also what color scheme is that? It looks really good, but your framerate must be absolutely glacial.

>>173994239
easter preparations and equipping my militia

>>173995104
It's only 16-20 usually, but when I'm priming the plumbing it drops to 7-8. Or at least it did this time. I've also got merchants on the map and a webbing FB chasing bugbats in a partially-magma-flooded cavern on top of the usual fps eaters.

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>>173993217
Or even worse,
Carving a wooden onahole.

>>173995405
This is what you're gonna do
All of them are human, but have different traits and gaits and culture/weapons/armor
Mod hilarious objects for each civ

>>173995405
[BLACK_R:2]
[BLACK_G:1]
[BLACK_B:16]
[BLUE_R:4]
[BLUE_G:81]
[BLUE_B:140]
[GREEN_R:93]
[GREEN_G:109]
[GREEN_B:6]
[CYAN_R:12]
[CYAN_G:79]
[CYAN_B:76]
[RED_R:142]
[RED_G:40]
[RED_B:0]
[MAGENTA_R:131]
[MAGENTA_G:0]
[MAGENTA_B:52]
[BROWN_R:114]
[BROWN_G:89]
[BROWN_B:58]
[LGRAY_R:51]
[LGRAY_G:69]
[LGRAY_B:85]
[DGRAY_R:17]
[DGRAY_G:35]
[DGRAY_B:52]
[LBLUE_R:0]
[LBLUE_G:176]
[LBLUE_B:238]
[LGREEN_R:166]
[LGREEN_G:176]
[LGREEN_B:0]
[LCYAN_R:72]
[LCYAN_G:255]
[LCYAN_B:184]
[LRED_R:206]
[LRED_G:73]
[LRED_B:1]
[LMAGENTA_R:239]
[LMAGENTA_G:150]
[LMAGENTA_B:207]
[YELLOW_R:255]
[YELLOW_G:183]
[YELLOW_B:77]
[WHITE_R:230]
[WHITE_G:245]
[WHITE_B:247]
It's vherid dark sand with a few tweaks.

Good luck with your mod, that sounds cool. I don't know why no one has thought to use DF's creature system to model real world ethnicities/nationalities before.

>>173995104
Explain.

>>173995898
>I don't know why no one has thought to use DF's creature system to model real world ethnicities/nationalities before.
because it has been done newfriend
In this very general we had some anon who modded in different civs and guns for the imperial european era

>>173995692
>Chuan gif
man, love me some Chuan. Always fun to watch

>Can't rape elves yet

Shit game

>>173996058

Whatever happened to Napoleonon? Did he ever post his work here?

>>173996160
why?
just googled him. seems a normal fat asian playing dota 2

>>173996338
>yet
legit talking, I really settle down for a game with the real possibility of elven rape in a semi close future instead of the definitively elven-rape free shit games we get today

>>173996591
I reckon he did, let me check it up
I'll tell you if I have it or not

Teach me how to stop screw pumps from eating my dwarves, please Urist-senpai.

>>173996058
Oh, right. I remember that. It was kind of a flash in the pan, though.

>>173996724
He's been in the dota scene for years and his support plays are really good

>>173990892
A lot of Timbuks drawings make me want to strike hard.

>>173996881
Explain your problem better and I'll tell you how to fix it.

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>>173995945
Its a joke about one of the two most common beginner ways to lose your first fortress.
no.1 being starvation/dehydration
no.2 setting up your first well/fresh water source without knowing that pressure was simulated in this game (or how to depresurize flowing water), so when someone uses the well the entire fortress gets flooded in a blink drowning everyone.
>pic related

>>173997056
There is a screw pump, set to pump water from the north. There are open spaces all around the screw pump except for one space north which is a channel. One z-level underneathe the screw pump is water. A pump operator starts the screw pump and is swept into the channel by the pumped water and drowns in the reservoir.

>>173996956
Oh, might have to check it out then, thanks

>>173997036
his relatively small ammount of females and perturbed/shocked soldiers pisses me off

Hey drew, if you are there, please draw a close up image of a hottie human with ptsd
Like, a portrait of a sexy/elegant woman trying to drown his nightmares sitted at a bar, sorrounded by bottles of sunshine

I will always owe you one

Am I the only one who finds this young thread to be extra comfy for no aparent reason?
Such peace, such friendship, why is it?

>>173990892
I want to pet that moth.

>>173997553
It's a slow thread with a small amount of posters. Those are always comfy.

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>>173997553
I dunno, motherfucker.

Anyways, what would be some fun Adventure mode builds to do? I wanna do something very stupid for a run.

>>173997270
>open spaces all around the screw pump
That's your problem. It pumps faster than the water will fall down a single channel. So the water spreads from the output tile, eventually spreading to the passable tile of the pump that dwarf stands on to operate it, thence pushing the dwarf off the pump. Use walls or something similarly impassable to divide the output side of the pump from the dwarf-usable side.

>>173997839
Maybe try a captain america build? just run around with a shield and punching/bashing people's heads in.

Macemen are fun also. I just run around beating hands and feet until they give in to the pain and leave them there for a bit before I bash their head in.

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>start as a hearthsman in a local ruler's employ
>get an order to kill a bandit group causing trouble in our hamlet
>go over there, start a fight with them
>midfight, a crossbowman I hadn't seen missed me and hit an enemy
>sprint over there and kill him immediately
>finish the fight, head back to the lord
>he spits at me the moment I talk to him, says I'm a protector of the defenceless, not that it matters since I'm a murderer
>apparently the crossbowman was not a bandit, but an ally
Whoops. Well, now what? Do I just leave for another village? They're not hostile, but they won't talk to me unless I do the bypass-greeting thing. At least all the spit I'm blocking and dodging is good for my skills though.

>>173998101
Thanks.

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>>173996338
While it will never be explicitly available in the game, I have no doubt that, like beards on dwarves, Toady sneakily will allow us to mod it in, should people search hard enough for the correct adjustments to be made.

>>173997425
Chuan isn't such a fatty anymore, dude lost a lot of weight recently.

>>173997839
Play a tick man and name yourself The Succ. Post results.

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>>173998196
Kill them all.
They betrayed your trust because of a simple misunderstanding.

Then make figurines out of their bones.

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>>173995405
What about Lang?

>>173998625
I could, I guess, but I don't want there to be too many different civs and they probably wouldn't be very mechanically different from Lê since I can't give them elephants.

>>173999579
>can't give them elephants
Cant you just make elephants domestic animal for that civilization?
Or model it like trolls are for goblins, so they bring them to battle.

Aliens when?

I want my dwarves to be abducted and come back raving lunatics in need of permanent hospitalization

>>173999754
No, sadly. I could either give them to everybody using one of the [COMMON_DOMESTIC] categories, or make Lan Xang into an evil race and give elephants [SLOW_LEARNER] and [EVIL]. It's not really a generalizable system, sadly.

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>>173996338
>tfw you can't marry different races yet

>>173999835
You could try modding them in yourself desu

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Fuck elves

>>174000886
>make Lan Xang into an evil race and give elephants [SLOW_LEARNER] and [EVIL]

I dont see a problem with this, you plan to have all factions at war with each other by default?
Or were you hoping for diplomatic reasons for war/peace so its random every world generation?
Not sure what else [EVIL] token adds, couldn't find the details on the wiki.

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>>173990320
post fighting arenas

>>173994561
why is adamantine so rare & difficult to find?

>>174008189
why shouldn't it be?

having a good late-game metal that won't show up without a good bit of digging is one of the last traces of actual gameplay progression left in the game.

>>173998196
I always make sure to name my companions "Best Friend 1", "Best Friend 2", etc...

Helps avoid confusion.

Does running water make the z-level below it damp?

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IT HAPPENED AGAIN!

fucking weremooses.

>>173994239
Well, I haven't opened up DF today, but yesterday I was building an apparatus to test a component of a system I intend to build to allow me to automate having my dwarves make large numbers of prepared meals that look like:
minced prickle berry seeds, minced barley flour, minced donkey milk, minced blue peafowl intestines
instead of:
minced prickle berry seeds, minced prickle berry seeds, minced prickle berry seeds, minced prickle berry seeds.

If successful, I should be able to use it for various other purposes as well, in theory making my dwarven society far happier and more productive.

>pic
Is that the same one I saw a few weeks ago or are you doing that again?

>>174011229
that reminds me I need to build a labyrinth again to screen out the infected or *vampires* for migrates

>>174011520
Again. We have a lot of plumbing, and I've been tweaking it a lot to get it right.

I've done a kitchen system like you're describing. You can do it pretty easily by setting up 4-n single-tile no-barrel food stockpiles linked to your kitchen that take from your main food stockpile. Make each of them accept only a specific food category, or even a specific food item (like if you want goose and ostrich egg omelets or something). If you intend to use barreled stuff (milk, syrup, mog juice) you'll need to use 2-tile stockpiles, as you'll have to allow barrels and dwarves always place one empty barrel in any stockpile that allows them. It's a great way to get food variety and it can be pretty easily customized after the initial setup if you want to make specific recipes.

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>>174011229
1. Lock the front door.
2. Quarantine and leave to starve every fucker that got bitten.
3. ???
4. Profit!
Dont fuck around with were-beasts if you dont know what you are doing.
I once had a Werezebra jump over a wall, and get into my courtyard.
He broke the first dwarf in half, took his pig-fiber cloth robe, then went full Jackie Chan on 45 other dwarves.
To be honest, it was fucking hillarious, I placed those robes in the center of my fortress and built a beautiful garden around them, it was my most treasured artifact, it even had the whole 'k'ill list on it, heh.

>>174012428
would be more jackie chan if he'd used a stepladder and a dwarven infant.

Still, cool story.

I hate it when some git gets a lucky shot in and bruises my spinal tissue, but I'm always weirdly proud if I manage to bite him to death before I suffocate. Win-lose I guess.

Also, bronze or silver for armor? Silver's really heavy, but really good for protection, isn't it?

>>174012872
It's not possible to make armor out of silver without mods.

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>>174012606
Unfortunately no step ladders, I turned all the forest into charcoal and ate only mushrooms, no fancy fruits for my bearded fuckers.
There were babies involved though, but there were no match for Jackie-zebra.

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>>174012428
wait I thought werebeast didn't have to eat or drink after being infected?

>>174013402
Its like a witch test.
Tie a rock to a witch and throw her in a river, if she dies she wasn't a witch.

Same principle with the dwarf, if he starves to death, he wasn't infected, problem solved.
If he turns, he cant kill half of your fort, recruit and atom-crush him later, problem solved.

>>174012606
A female dwarf with a baby turning into a werebeast while hauling a stepladder away from the carpenter's shop might do it. Male dwarfs can't carry babies right now.

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>>174013246
>hitting someone so hard with a robe that their head smashes in or straight up explodes

>>174012872
What >>174013006 said, and no it's terrible as an armor material generally, though it does okay against blunt attacks despite its softness due to its density.

>>174013402
They still get hungry and thirsty, but their hunger and thirst counters are reset every time they transform.

>>174013402
>not sacrificing the migrants for the good of the fort
It's like you want a werebeast or vampire to murder everyone

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>>174011229

>>173990892
>I want to strike that moth. Am i degenerate?

Hey Bzz Boy!

>>173993217
stop fucking gaia!
no! no!
bad fae!

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>>174014942

>>173997125
i don't care what people say, building an aquaduct is HARD

>>174015893
>dig a hole
>put floodgates
>attach floodgates to levers
>pull lever
>aquaduct!

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>>174015893
I built an aqueduct.

It got hit by the exploding-populations-bug and the water pressure at the end, despite the cistern I built and filled up there, was crap. T.T

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>>174016485
Started by filling a neat triangle river canyon by obsidianizing the river/building a cistern and pressure chamber.

>>174000989
I want to be raped by kobolds

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So, I wish I was an artist so I could redo Meshi and add beards back to all those poor mutilated dwarf girls.
http://kissmanga.com/Manga/Dungeon-Meshi/Ch-033--Sea-Serpent--Part-II-?id=363327

>>174016641
Sadly it wasn't as epic a flood since the water traveled across several screen edges and I didn't have dfhack available to make river mouths at the camp edges.

>>174013006
>>174013595
I'm using a Wanderer's Friend derivative, Adventurecraft. It allows you to make armor out of any metal.

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soo what's coming up in terms of features in the current version & the next one,is toady doing magic & myths at the same time or is that still aways off from the upcoming release?

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>Firebreathing giant mite forgotten beast comes
>feeling cocky, send my troops against it
>it keeps setting the cavern on fire. Guys refuse to go into the smoke, die one at a time until over half my military is gone
>One hammerdwarf dodges into a cavern pool
>the mite follows him in
>the fire just makes steam, he blocks or dodges around it
>they fight for several in-game days, underwater, while the guy is drowning
>he fucking kills it and walks out unharmed
>check his stats
>see this
Guess I hit the jackpot.

Unfortunately the FB isn't on his kill list. I guess it counted as being drowned? And next time I guess I shouldn't engage it in the caverns. The wildfire killed way more guys than the thing itself.

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>>174016751
notice only one survives the attack because they fell into the river

this is nightmare fuel

whats the optimal bedroom design

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>>174018660
>update stuff

>>174019210
Uh, why was that spearbold wandering off with the zombies?

>>174018660
>worldgen historical items
>worldgen dwarven artifacts generation
>worldgen other artifacts generation
>indepth artifact interaction -> passing down bloodlines, stealing them, quests for them, fucking up the whole villages just to aquire a sacred skull
>various demons and beasts can target and loot such artifacts
>WAY better generated dwarf fortresses layouts
>new kobold maps
>non-player heroes taking artifact and stolen children quests
>better enhanced rumor/witness simulation, now allows spying and disguising
>lying skill is activated now
>various spies and agents that collect information, trying to fade in with the crowd, faking identity
>associating reputation with identities
>you can lie you're a bad guy and get fucked
>new cool WORLD MAP instead of useless civilization screen with all sorts of information: population, diplomacy, government etc
>can send your dwarves out of world map to rob in conquer
>not really, but you can retrive stolen or new(stolen by you) artifacts and rescue children
That's so far in the new update. Magic and myths right after that

Do people still drink whatever you give them in a goblet?

So what's your adventurin' music /dfg/?

Once you've become a grand master fighter/wrestler/swordsman, vampire, and necromancer what's left to do in the world. Nothing is a challenge anymore. Is this what becoming a jaded super villain is like? I one shot pretty much anything I come across unless I purposefully make the attacks quick so that they don't cause too much damage.

>>174020258
It's time to take over the world.

>>174020258
Conquer a large human town and retire.
Or try to exterminate the population of some civilization.

>>174020258
Go to a dark fotress and make it to the bottom. Down the purple staircase and see how long you can survive

>>174020258
build a fortress specifically for dungeon's that lead into the caverns or embark right next to a dark goblin fortress and start brewing trouble with the gobos

>>173991254
So is it just females or are there also elf slaves (male)? Also, is there a means to convert captured elves into elf slaves? Succubus Dungeon lets you turn prisoners into demons so it should be feasible.

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>>173992408
Because you invited them when you told the mountainhome that you want 1000 dwarfs.

>>174020258
>find vaults and steal everything
>do >>174020882
>hunt down and drive an entire race into extinction
>have your adventurer settle in one of your forts as your resident forgotten beast eating demigod

Is it possible to turn my dwarf population into emotionless psychopaths that aren't phased by seeing dead bodies or combat? How would I go about this?

>>174022729
even better, do all of them at once
>invade vaults to steal slabs
>use demon slabs to enslave dark pits masters
>make a tunnel to hell in a fortress
>purge the demons with their fellow men

>>174022887
Chain animals/prisoners in the dining room/tavern and order your militia to kill them.

One of my adventurers things they have to do is "Pray to Eliye" but I started in an elf civilization, so I worship a force, not a deity and so I can't talk to them using k.
Is there a way to make it not be Distracted!

>>174023694
No, you can't pray to a force.
You ca try to counterbalance the unmet need in other ways though (good food, etc.).

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>>174020258
Go kill some clowns.

>>174020578
>>174020638
>>174020882
>>174021113
>>174022729
>>174023302
All great suggestions and I'm well on my way to purging a civilization of humans already. I guess my main complaint here is that there really should be other "demigod" level characters in the game that should hunt you down or something if you get too powerful. Maybe in a future version.

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>be that one person who saved 20+ children prisoners
>can't return them to their parents
>most of their relatives are dead anyway
>notice adventurers nickname/title is now "Coce Duskghosts the Pregnant Song"
are.. am I supposed to be their mom now
This is weird.

>>174020025
>right after

2019

>>174024438
My current plan is to bring the world to ruin by conquering human towns that comprise the bulk of their empires, killing people, and spreading necromancy.

>>174024438
I've found in camps that there are very hard to beat people with masterful quality level items

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I'm playing 40d. It's nice to have a decent military and actual sieges for once. But a few years in I noticed THIS.

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>>174026473
and yet...

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>>174026473

Post comfy stories :3

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>>174028243
>testing out the building feature
>make small little camp near lair
>start eating and drinking with small companions Well, I drank. I'm not sure how to make them do it, but I poured it at their feet. Good enough
>begin singing songs as night falls
>everyone including me has shitty music skill
>they join in anyway
>Despite the lack of skill, everyone has a good time as we perform and drink the night away, killing time for the beast hunt the next day
The whole group died to a dragon once we invaded the lair

>>173990320
>4 limbs
WRONG

>>174029913
The wings are limbs. The Moth Woman is too big to work the normal way, so her wings actually have their own support structure

LISA anon is best anon
Anyone who disagrees is a gobbo

>>174030826
>the wings are limbs
We're talking about an insect here, not a vertebrate..

>>174032672
I have no idea how that second dot came from, please ignore it.

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>>174029913

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>>174032861
>captcha: avenue avenue
The Moon Moon of addresses.

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After working on this fort for over a year I'm finally putting the magma piston into operation. It gives me the warm n fuzzies that the duchess got the job to pull the lever.

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>>174034287
And the announcement zoomed to one of her rooms, appropriately.

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>>174034465
I made this last minute addition near the lakefront. It's 3z of crystal glass windows in the piston shaft so anyone on the lower third of the surface can observe the drop.

>>174028243
>Testing out system for posting soldiers at specific spots using the defend burrows order
>Eventually get it to work
>The throne room, front gate, central plaza, and a few important intersections now all have guards posted in little booths
>Honor guard defends the entrance to the catacombs
>Soldiers efficiently relieve each other of duty so there's constantly someone on watch
>Squads rotate between guard duty, training, and vacation
>These dwarves are now some of the most popular people in the fortress because everyone walks by them all the time
>Some marry citizens whose daily walk to work takes them past their posts
>goblins on our continent were exterminated almost 2 centuries ago and the local human civ has very similar ethics
>mfw dwarvf cop is the coziest job in the fortress

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>>174034672
All did not go according to plan. The magma chute I accidentally designed into the piston dropped 1z lower than I'd expected. The repair system at the top worked mostly, so I'll have plenty of opportunities to remedy it after I drain the excess water. I already have a plan.

>>174028243
>Playing fortress defense
>Over 1000 dead creatures on the map, about 1/4 of that dwarfs
>1/2 the citizenry are skilled military dwarfs
>the other half is unskilled battle peasants
>several sieges each season
>All babies are casualties of war or stolen by snatchers

Hows that for comfy

>>174034287
nice layout,how's your bedrooms look?

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>>174035076

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>>174035182
Lots of different ways. Relicwebs currently spans ~150z, and there living and working areas spread throughout the whole of it. Most dwarves don't actually have their own rooms, they just sleep in whichever bed they're closest to when the need arises. I probably have enough for all 125 of my citizens, I haven't really checked though. No one ever sleeps anywhere but a bed unless they climb somewhere inconvenient, so getting the individual room assignments down isn't really a priority.

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I dunno why I found this so funny

>>174034287
>>174034465
>>174034672
>>174035002
post a proper webm.

>>174036607
I've been meaning to learn how to do that to give you guys a tour. I'll get around to it. Soon maybe. It won't be tonight or tomorrow.

>>174034686
Now that IS comfy!

Hopefully your sleepy fortress is never brought to it's knees by a forgotten beast or bronze colossus. That would be a real shame.

>>174037024
good
I've been working all day long, i just can't analize the pictures to understand what is going on.

>>174037024
I feel like gimp should have an export to webm option but you could just make a gif with it and then run it through a gif>webm converter?

Is there any way to remove vampire infection?
Cheaty or otherwise

>>174037024
Get GIMP, get Gimp Animation Package (GAP), set up your screenshot frames.

Do the settings like this:
http://i.imgur.com/taYt5Ee.png

Then:
http://i.imgur.com/Lat2ENW.png

Now:
ffmpeg -i *yourfilename*.avi -c:v libvpx -crf 4 -b:v 50M -c:a libvorbis *yourfilename*.webm

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>guys, I know this one couple, they fucking NEVER watch their kid
>really? where
>come on, I'll show ya

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>make an arena in your fort where you arrange gladiatorial battles
>throw in your captured nasties to fight with the military dwarves
>change from regular play speed to a special combat mode
>Simon Swerwer starts playing in the background
>right hand menu now displays the combat log so you can follow along
>FPS is cut down to say 3 to allow you to actually follow the fight
>fights no longer take 1 second to complete

Am I the only one who thinks this would be a good idea?

>>174042796
Well NOW I do

>>174042796
>>174042967
Someone had hope that one day we will get an 'i' zone like tavern, library and inn.
And that zone will be called arena, allowing you to stage fights, and allowing people to sit in chair and get happy thoughts watching battles.

>>174042796
Is this an original Drew (c)? If so, how long did it take you? It looks more detailed than some of your other works.

>>174043661
No I saved it some time ago from another /dfg/

>cant cut down the home tree
Why live?

>can't torch forests
Why live?

>>174043661
Timbuk never names his stuff, so they all have gibberish number names.

If the file is named, then you can be sure that it's a repost.

In this case, it's from the last tourney.

>can't Fug the elf girl
Why live

>>174044535
You can.

The problem is that fire spreads depending on calendar time, rather than in-game tics. This is okay in fort mode, since the calendar is sped up. In adventure mode, however, you need to wait several hours before the fire spreads.

>>174044706
Oh, shit! I could have been living out my pyromantic fantasies all this time!

>>174044747
You can't actually wait or sleep, though, or the fire will disappear when the map reloads.

You have make sure that time passes as quickly as possible by doing shit that takes a lot of time, i.e. crawling at lowest speed.

>>174044863
I'll do what I always do: host a nice slam poetry session with the bros.

how do I find an evil cloud in adventure mode? I thought they would be on haunted biomes, but I can walk around forever and not find one.
What do they even look like
I wanna try becoming a husk

>>174044657
>can't get fugged by the local human knights
Why live?

>>174045119
>>174044775
entirely irrelevant to the thread.

I'm sure the thing has its own general on one of the anime/manga boards.

>b-but I want to discuss it with the chill dudes in /dfg/

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>>174045823

Pssst kid wanna bring back your old granny form the grave, or perhaps your cat

Buy my newest Necromomicon and lean the secrets to resurrection
buy two and ill toss in a black robe for you too

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>>174045823
>general on one of the anime/manga boards
>generals
>on /a/
Maybe if you like cancer.
It has a thread up now, but leave the general mindset in /vg/.

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>>174046058
Fuck off Neil Shillbone
No one wants your dark art shit here

>>174042796
I really get a kick out of the mess of races in this drawfags stuff.

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These kids are getting edgier for each day.

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I must say, it's impressive how many lines Toady wrote just for discussing opinions.

It reminds me of when you recruit people in LCS.

>That *is* disturbing! What can I do?

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>[DFHack]# exterminate
>BAT_GIANT 1
>MARTIAL_ELF 1
>JABBERER 2
>MAGMA_CRAB 14
>GOBLIN 396
>DWARF 400
>HUMAN 1941
...wtf!?!?

>>174047736
...exterminate magma on it

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>>174047736
You've awoken some kind of hidden eldritch demon in the code.

Good job.

>>174047736
From the thumbnail, I thought you were in a desert.

>still can't drag people around as you wish
>still can't hoist people in a fireman's carry to share your movespeed

>>174047736
Humans have figured out how to quantum-stockpile their children!
This is why we fear the night...

>>174048528
But what if you combine one quantum child stockpile with another?

Do you create some kind of quantum space/time rift?

>>174048097
>Still can't deliver chokeslam to hell through the top of a masterfully crafted steel cage.

>>174048716
>Still can't actually chokeslam people into Hell

>>174047736
Judging from the screenshow, that's either a lair or a hillock, but it's weird to see open spaces around it.

Where the fuck are you, and what did you do?

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What do you think is the cutest creature in DF?

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>>174049589
These guys, probably.

>>174049589

Kingsnake, no contest

the warm fuzzy felling as it wraps around you and the mellowing hissing

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>>174049753
I agree with this anon.

>open up caverns so flauna can just waltz through (gives character to the fort)
>halls are lined with the corpses of crundles, hungry heads and troglodytes
>elk birds running around the place in an adorable panic
Bliss.

>>174049589
beak dogs

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>>174049995
Why are there so many fictional birbs in DF?

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>>174050187
Maybe because Toady is a bit of a birb lover. I dunno.

Wonder why he didn't call himself Birdy instead.

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>>174049995
>tfw beak dogs make up a good amount of my adventure mode deaths
At least it was cute right?

>>174032861
>she will never eat your underwear and lay eggs in your bed
jdimsa

>>174036164
Xim dindu nuffin wrong

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>No rolling boulder trap

>No shovels

>No sanitation expect for soap

>No barber shop


Such potential, such waste

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>>174048791
It's a hillock with soooooooo many fucking human kids it's down right creepy.

So a walking corpse which doesn't have any skin muscle, fat or organs is basicly just a skeleton?

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>>174053225
Pretty much, but remember:
The ride never ends.

>>174053104
>pffft
Too many of them got around and attacked > froze me.

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>>174053225
Maybe.

POST
MORE
BIRDOS

>>174053361
>>174053370
Yeah I don't think I'm gonna attack the 50+ zombies with my 6 recruits just yet

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>>174053634

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>>174053634
Birdo thread?

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>>174053634
Birbs are great.
Birb people are better

Is there a set amount of deities dwarves will worship?

I want to build a temple for every possibility, but right now I can only assign 5 different temples and I know I've had at least 7 different ones before.

Just got invaded

BY DWARFS

I have no idea what thew world is coming to anymore

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>>174054563
Those dorfs prolly wanted your booze and mushrooms.

Or you're hiding filthy elven refugees in your fort

>>174054674

Dont know but they came in force

50 of them, to bad half oft hem lies in a 10z deep pit fall pierced on steel spikes
Now i am trying to move my squad int the ambush trap ive been experimenting with

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Well, I just killed a couple of keas and a turkey, and made some nice bone shit.

Also, encountered a town called Slicknuts on my way to a hamlet for a quest.

>>174052213
>No barber shop
I once tried to mod that
ended up extirpating dwarves' eyes

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>>174056265

Lemme guess, it turned into a hairy situation

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hello

where are the discussions about dwarf fortress

>>174058332
Sorry buster, we only talk about memes, anime and ladyboys in this general. Try /jp/ or /an/ or something.

>>174056564
not really, blind dwarves arent that problematic

In fact, I had completely forgotten about that little mod. I could transform it into a torture mod, I think
Is it possible to make your dorfs use prisioners in reactions, as you use components to make objects?

>>174058884
Blind dorfs can only make base quality items.

>>174058332


Right over yonder

>>174058332
They've been inside you all along, anon.

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>>174056265
Oh jesus that's just a little bit horrific when you think about it.

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>>174059250
That's kinda tragic. But also good because it guarantees a perfectly consistent product.

>>174061883
Consistently shitty, perhaps.

Not good if you're making stonecrafts for the elven caravan.

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>>174062692

>trading with elves

>>174062825
I want those giant exotic animals.

>>174062991
I wish animal caretakers ACTUALLY TOOK CARE OF MY WOUNDED ANIMALS!!

How can you dig a 1x1 straight down?
Will it work to make up/down stairs and remove afterwards?

>>174063474
Yes, but if multiple dorfs take the job they'll remove the staircase from under the dude above them and kill each other.

>>174063840
No worries I got plenty

>>173994239
Today I'm designing a giant, preplanned fort.
Wish me luck and give me ideas

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>>174064849
>give me ideas
gian benis :DD

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>>174064849
Model it's layout in the shape of a country.

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>be happy because 0 idlers
>see this
Taverns were a mistake.

>>174064849
Good luck

You should make it built into the walls and a series of columns in a big artificial cavern.

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>>174066809
>all green activities
fuck off retard, we've been over this.

>>174064849
artifical lake complete with pier and lake house

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Anyone else noticed that in Fortress Mode dwarves (and other creatures) die of old age EXACTLY on 1st of January together.
Why the fuck is this a thing?
Cant Toady at least do the "is it time to die?" calculations once a week or once a month?
Not like it would cost a lot of power to roll a few random numbers once every hour of real time to check which old fart dies.

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>>174068209
Aww, poor doggo.
That goose is loose, and it's a fucking deuce.

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>>174064101
Not sure if it works the same in fort mode but if you have constructed staircases and drop a block on them it'll punch em all out in adventurer mode.

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>>174028243
Is this the definition of comfy?

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>>174068890

I don't know why I found this funny, but I did.

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>>174068890
No, this is.

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>>174068890
This is, my friend.

Everyone in adventure mode greets me with "let's not hurt anybody"

Am I billy badass? Should I conquer a civilization?

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>>174069948
It's from a Tumblr webcomic called Crawdads Welcome.

It's extremely hipstery, but it's also frequently fucking hilarious.

Pic related.

>>174070505
God, that's an evocative pic. Are there any comfy threads I could visit for more comfiness?

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>>174073439
Commieblock threads on /int/.

They tend to be 50% Russians who defend them, and 50% americans and butthurt belters who hate on them. A lot of comfy pics usually end up getting posted.

Also, before the on-topic police notices our little digression here, I must point out its relevancy to fortress design.

I've made several attempts at incorporating modernist architecture and city planning in my forts. One of the biggest issues is of course the core principle of the "open neighbourhood". It simply becomes hard to defend against gobbos. You have to build a wall surrounding everything, but you can't let it be too noticable on the skyline.

>>174072552
Sheathe your weapon you mongoloid.

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>>174074018
Pic is probably my favourite modernist fortress among the ones I've built, by the way. As you can see, I solved the "open neighbourhood" problem by just building it on top of a worldgen fortress.

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>>174029849
Should've trained your fireres m8.
Speaking of which, I think I'm ready to take on a dragon myself.

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>>174069948
I also have the brain problems.

Just lost an hour and a half of hellbase building too. Bleh.

Dunno why but digging around and shit with a shovel adds a nice cozy touch to everything.

>>174074018
You the guy with the big underground AV city?

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>>174074236

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>>174074407
>You the guy with the big underground AV city?
Two of them, in fact.

None of them was fully finished, but at least I carved them out fully.

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>>174074407
[ITEM_TOOL:ITEM_TOOL_SHOVEL]
[NAME:shovel:shovels]
[VALUE:10]
[METAL_WEAPON_MAT]
[TOOL_USE:MEAL_CONTAINER]
[CONTAINER_CAPACITY:3000]
[TILE:'/']
[SIZE:1250]
[SKILL:MINING]
[TWO_HANDED:37500]
[MINIMUM_SIZE:3000]
[MATERIAL_SIZE:1]
[ATTACK:EDGE:10000:0:smash:smashes:NO_SUB:1250]
[ATTACK_PREPARE_AND_RECOVER:3:3]
[ATTACK:BLUNT:20:400:strike:strikes:handle:1000]
[ATTACK_PREPARE_AND_RECOVER:3:3]

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>>174074653
Here's the AV pic.

>>174063473
>animal caretaker
its called a "butcher"

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It turns out that werebeast forts are nothing but a Bay12 meme.
Those fuckers jump at each others throats the moment they transform.
If I abandon the fort, will they scatter across the world or simply disappear?

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>>174074653
Oh hey, I thought that was comfybro!

I only ever did one big full excavation like that in fort mode, shortly after I first got twbt working (and before I started adventuring and stopped being able to use twbt) I think.

The edge of three biomes (maybe four? was a wild spot) with two aquifers but they didn't overlap on one tile so I dug down from there and excavated everything on the first dry layer, then added in the waterfall misters and flooded the first floor around the living areas with magma.

>>174074891
>cat toggled

>>174074841
Cant you 'h'ide the rocks before taking that picture? Sheesh man.

>>174075418
Think Japa only just now got that added in.

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>>174075215
>Oh hey, I thought that was comfybro!
It's a small general.

Here's the other city.

started playing some adventure mode a while ago
can somebody tell me how exactly I "finish" the bandit camp "quests"?
I go there, kill everyone, come back, boast about killing everyone I killed that I can find in the list. People still say that they have a problem with that bandit group and the camp is still there...
can you actually destroy these camps? Can you destroy a group/boast about killing the group and not just a member of it.

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>>174075574
It was an early screenshot, though, before i had hidden the stone and gotten everything in place. The complete version can be seen in the archive:
>http://mkv25.net/dfma/map-12725-churchguilds

>>174075713

Make sure that when you brag you use "Spread rumor" not "Brag about your violent acts"

If that doesn't work then I'm out of ideas.

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>>174075839
Here's the plan I made up beforehand.

It fitted perfectly into the embark (2x3, I think).

>>174075713
Make sure that one one gets away.

Also, make sure that the bandit group doesn't have people out on patrol.

If even one member remains, the group will remain.

>>174074653
Wasn't there a Soviet Closed City that was basically a hollowed-out mountain?

I thought it was Zheleznogorsk but Wikipedia says otherwise.

>>174075919
it did that
>>174076201
would the camp on the map disappear or something if I killed all of them?

could also be that I did it correctly but the rumor didn't spread to the other places, so they still think that the bandits are alive...
also had a similar problem after I killed a lot of these camps with a necromancer (so couldn't tell people about it)
now my next dude always gets told about bandits in camp X. I go there, 500 footprints from my zombie army, but also can't tell people that the group is probably really fucking (un)dead.

>>174076794
>would the camp on the map disappear or something if I killed all of them?
no. but killing the group is enough.

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Fucking bronze colossus, those things can take a beating!
Its been banging on my walls for a few weeks now after slaughtering all wildlife outside.
I unloaded almost my entire ammo supply into him, thousands of musket-shots, barely cracked his chest and bruised his lower body.
Trying to outlast him now while taking potshots with heavy ballista.

>>174076772
No idea, you'll have to link me there.

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>>174077483
Somehow he managed to catch all 3 ballista arrows.
All it gave him is a sore hip.... fuck.
Gonna have to produce some steel ones to try to get him, but steel is a precious commodity over here in the desert.

So

When's the update

2018?

>>174078734
meme answer:
>le 2028

non meme answer:
>may or june this year

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>>174078890
>may
pfft

So I guess burying my dead in coffins while having a necromancer neighbour is not a good idea?

actually seem to be pretty smart (being extremely social, roaming around in large groups)
I mean ok, they might not be as smart as elves, humans or dwarfs, but they are probably smart enough to know what you are doing to them. keeping them in small cages, eating their unborn children, butchering their family members in front of them.

>>174079520
Why not?

It's not like the necromancers will reach your catacombs, anyway.

>>174079774
fuck first part was missing. here it is:
"can we talk about how its kind of fucked up to keep crundles as cattle. they..."

>>174079840
I haven't encountered a necromancer before, I thought they didn't have to be near the dead to raise them

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what happens to the world if I play adventure mode for a century?

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>>174078890
>may

>>174080352

Nothing happens other than you may die of old age

Anyone has experience with minecarts? Never actually used them, but I saw some impulse ramp magma elevator and stuff like that. Is it a better alternative to the 60+ pumpstack. Im kind of tiered of building these things. But I dont think a lot of people use minecarts.

>>174081671
Ive been meaning to start using them more. If anyone wants to give us a rundown that would be appreciated.

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>>174049589
it's the one most people will never see unless they embark near the ocean but good luck with you FPS ;_;

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>>174081671
Best advice I can give is check out the diagrams for impulse ramps and set up a safe area to test them without dorfs getting murdered until you get the hang of impulse ramp weirdness.

>>174074045

But it already is

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>>174074729
Can I use this to dig as an adventure?

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Okay so this world I generated is kinda awesome. There is only one tiny landbridge cojoining the continents. While the north island is civilized on the southern there are only elves and evil shit.

>>174084480

upload it somewhere before you start playing plz

>>174084480
That might not even connect the two continents.

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>>174078734
december so just around the time the new star wars movie comes along

>>174084616
here's the worldgen
https://pastebin.com/8rWgKEAF

>>174084480
Neat. You should build a fortress across the isthmus if possible to keep the trash out. Bonus points for also building a canal at least 15 tiles wide to connect the two bodies of water.

HOLY SHIT

Open up adv worldgen, select "medium region", then choose to have no pole.

Then, as the seed, you type: "Happy Easter!"

Make sure to get everything within the citation marks down exactly.

It's an ebin map.

Jesus christ my mechanic won't link a door to lever because he can't find a path..

Because he wants to work on the other side of the door which contains a fucking RIVER

>>174084697
It connects
>>174085094
Not possible, what should I alter in world parameters to make it more narrow?

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>>174085192
This map is also cool as fuck. Just look at that double mountainlake up in the corner.

But the seed is so juvenile that I'd be embarrassed to post it.

>>174086070
More ocean tiles?

>>174086410
man, I regularly use seeds that are just whatever string of curse words pops into my head, I doubt you could possibly get more juvenile than "shitdickbutttitballs" and stuff like that.

>>174086410
POST IT FAGGOT

>>174086672
I prefer to keep it simple.

That particular map is "nigger".

I'm addicted to seeds now. No more promising maps will be lost to rejection by the worldgen jew.

>>174086891
kek

I am a lord in Adventure Mode now, can I wage a war or something? What can I do?

>>174087775
You can try to make other lords pay tribute to you, and you can also offer tribute to other lords.

That's it.

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oh no. my dwarfs discovered recursion

bumping this thread my mangs

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Didn't know the game could generate massive lakes like this. Or maybe it's an inland freshwater sea? Towards the north end it drains into a river via a high-pressure waterfall (thankfully my hands were free when I learned this, so I climbed out before I could be drawn to the bottom) and in the south, it's dead calm. At the middle there's a clearly discernable point where the water goes from perfectly calm to tumultous. I'm likely the first human to see this, since while there appear to be several dwarven fortresses around, all human civilization is far to the northeast, on an entirely seperate continent. I wish exploration was a thing you could do in adventurer mode.

>>174091802
>I wish exploration was a thing you could do in adventurer mode.
You're exploring right now.

At wealth will I start getting ambushed?

>>174092318
Yes.

>>174092129
But I can't write books about what I've seen, I can't bring back information, or survey, or act as an impromptu ambassador, or tell tall tales about my discoveries or name locations for my nation or people I know, or do anything more than the action of exploration.

>>174092318
Yep

>>174093027
>>174092510
Thanks but can anyone give me an average minimum wealth for an ambush because I have 45k atm and I am not getting attacked yet?

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DARY!

Well, that's new. After 25 years I think we over-hunted the mega-beasts, sorry world.

>>174093458
According to the raws you need 50 dwarves and either 25k generated wealth or 2500 exported wealth to start getting ambushes. Sieges requires 80 dwarves, but have the same wealth requirements.

You might just not be getting attacked because you're too far away from goblins though, or because there are other targets closer to the pits. Just gotta wait on it.

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What's an effective and simple way to get rid of about 30 children? I feel like I'm running an autistic daycare here. Every minute it's something with these fucking brats.

>>174094458
drowning chamber.

>>174094458
Could you maybe set up some bedrooms for them and flood that wing of your fortress? Maybe your militia could remove them?
I'm not the best at child removal.

>>174094458
Floor hatches on top of pit. Burrow them on pit.
drop

Some migrants have arrived!
And it actually contains a useful dwarf /vampire.
What do?

>>174096361
Drowning chamber.