/eagg/ - East Asian Genocide General - Shack Maintenence &

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>>173780723
DELET

>>173779829
Then who was Guan Yu's daughter?

>>173780723
Official thread theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SOryJvTAGs

>>173781038
Some dirty ho

>>173781095
Clever girl.

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Lü Lingqi is for
Getting in fights with her
Playing sports with her
Watching warriors duel with her and trying to copy the moves
Teasing her and laughing when she gets mad and pouts
Letting her pin you so you can feel her body pressed against yours
Flipping her back over so that you can stare into each other's eyes
Protecting her from bullies even though you know she can handle herself
Walking home with her at sunset after a long day of running around and getting into trouble
Cheering her on and always supporting her, win or lose
Throwing her a victory banquet where you make all her favorite foods
Massaging her legs, shoulders, and back
Holding her close and telling her you love her
Reassuring her that she is the most beautiful girl in the world when she gets jealous of the more feminine girls
Accepting all of her girlish sensibilities, no matter how much she hates you finding out about them
Patting her head
Getting caught in the rain during a hunting trip and having to huddle together with her in a tavern waiting for it to pass
Holding her hand in public
Making her try on cute dresses when you're out on a date even though you know she'll never buy one
Buying her sexy black lace lingerie, only for her to wear armor over them
Tracing your finger over the tanlines she got during the summer and feeling how warm her skin is
Having her jump into your arms and kiss you after spending time apart over vacation
Introducing her to your parents
Marriage
Carrying her over the threshold of your new home to start a life together while she punches you in the shoulder and pouts that she can walk just fine herself
Gently laying her down on the bed
Whispering into her ear how much she means to you while caressing her toned body
Spending an entire night making passionate love to each other
Raising a new generation of warriors with
Loving unconditionally as you grow old together
These are the things that Lü Lingqi is for

>>173782271
>>173780723

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>>173782271

If we talk enough about Lu Linqi, do you think we will eventually force her from fiction to historical reality, simply through willpower and desperation?

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>Xun Yu will never tenderly wipe the tears from your face when you cry

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>all these traitors to the Han

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa14MVSgGp0

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>>173783112
Maybe if I think about her for long enough she'll become real and I can live her forever and she can love me back and I won't be sad anymore

>>173783705
Please do not be sad, Anon.

>>173783850
I don't know how to be happy anymore since my gf left me

>>173783990
Things will hopefully get better, friend. Life can really suck and seem pointless but it has to get better, because it can not get much worse.

>>173784096
I'm still going to be alone for the rest of my life

>>173781095
Shu theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uRzvlVoX1A

>>173784729
Real Shu theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPviAKaHAN0

>>173780723
>>173780845

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yer7zoPhQZw

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How do I get a real life girlfriend that would play musou with me?

I anyone going to buy Warriors All-Stars when it releases? I don't see it having enough content to be worth the purchase.

>>173785774
>wanting a gf
Not worth it anon

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>>173785774
they don't exist except in the form of japanese neets who wouldn't have time for boyfriends anyway

>>173785912
Plus they all ugly anyway

>>173785774
I had one, she actually is the reason I got into musou games.

Bitch cheated on me because I had a busy week and could not see her during it.

>>173785774
I can't even get a real life friend to play musou with me, much less one of the opposite sex

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GET THE FUCK OUT!

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>>173786462
You first

>>173785774
Kill your neighbor and take his gf/wife

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>>173783183

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>>173783183
>>173786889

>>173786505
>>173787132
This is scary.

>>173786505
>>173787132
Male Lu Lingqi, please?

>>173725953

I liked how DW7 executed it. There was always this sense of melancholy around Shu's story, even during their "victories", like they were trying to accomplish an impossible task.

DW8 aside from less elaborate cutscenes just dropped that, and tried to even portray them as victorious in the historical route, which was just odd. Rather than that, it was Jin that got the foreboding vibe, which was kind of weird considering how early the Jin story ends.

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>>173788165
OH GOD PLEASE NO

>>173786505
>>173787132
Female Zhang Liao

>>173770295
I would've bought the vita version ;~;

>>173786216
>>>women

amirite fellas?

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>>173788165

>>173786625
This isn't Mount and Blade

>>173785912
do the Japs just not know what chairs are? I can't imagine sitting on a wood floor is comfortable for long term gaming sessions

>>173788830
Can you do Liu Shan?

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>>173788830
Beautiful

>>173788940
You can't do that in M&B anyway.

>>173790398
you can elope with a woman and take her home to the castle tower where you have her husband imprisoned forever

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>Page 10

English voices for MS confirmed or no?

>>173793691
I'm 100% sure, that no
Our only hope for eng dub is DW9

>>173776135

>Cao Hong reaches 1000 kills in a stage
>"I am a true goyim of the Three Kingdoms!"

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>>173780723
Dont.

>>173793994
Damn it Koei. It's just 30 characters!

>>173795613
>creating a 30 character dub for only 5 americans that will actually buy it + a yuropoor

>>173795845
>Creating a game for only 40k japs who buy it

>>173795845
Funny thing is, the reveal trailer in the European Koei channel got more views than the American one.

>>173796023
savage m8.

>>173795845
Would have been six Americans, until they decided not to release it for Vita.

>>173796169
:(

>>173795274
I really have to learn Japanese. Or Chinese. Or whatever those runes are.

>>173795274
Is she holding a photo?

I'm pretty sure 2000 years ago cameras does not existed

Fucking retards

>>173796073
They like DW more than America

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>>173789214

>>173797646
Neither did Machineguns. You moron.

>>173799052
I STILL MAD ABOUT MACHINEGUNS TOO!

>>173798963
wew

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>>173788376

So why do normies hate Dong Zhou again?

>>173800670
JESUS

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>>173800767
they've been told the "historical" version of what happened

>>173800670
No wonder the children fear Zhang Liao

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>>173800670

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Will this thread live?

>>173802247
>Sun Quan sighting at Xiaoyao Ford

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>>173802247
this app is kind of buggy

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>During Sūn Xiū’s Yǒng'ān third year [260] second moon, there was a strange child, a little over four chǐ tall, looking about six to seven years of age, dressed in dark clothes, who suddenly came and played with the other children. Among the other children none recognized him, and they all asked: “What family are you from? Why did you suddenly come?”

>He answered: “I saw that you were all playing happily, so I came and that is all!”

>When they looked at him carefully, they saw his eyes were shining bright, as if shooting out fiery beams. All the children were scared and again asked him as before. The child then answered: “Are you scared of me? I am not a human, but from [Mars], and have something to tell you: The Three Excellencies will belong to the Sīmǎ.”

>All the children were very alarmed. Some ran away to tell adults, and adults hurried and came to see him. The child said: “I must leave you!” He raised his body and jumped, and at once changed. Looking up to inxpect him, he was like a roll of cloth rising to Heaven. The adults who came all saw how he gradually floated high, and after a moment vanished. At the time the Wú government was harsh and oppressive, so none dared report this.

>After four years Shǔ was destroyed, six years and Wèi was deposed, twenty-one years and Wú was pacified, and all belonged to the Sīmǎ.

Whoa...

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>>173803607
>bottom right

>>173798963
He makes a good girl

>>173801039
>he fell for the dong zhuo meme

>>173802247
>mfw 100k Wu """army""" running away

>>173803703
Akakakakakakakak?!

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My ambition cannot be stopped.

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Post genderbend three kingdoms officers from obscure mobages.

>a fucking mobage has a more historically accurate Shu than Koei

JUST

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>>173805678
I found a picture of Guan Yinping that's a girl rather than a boy

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Wei is a cute

A CUTE

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>>173805875

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>Sun Lang's misfortune occurred in 222, shortly after Eastern Wu's triumph over Liu Bei at the Battle of Xiaoting. The emperor of Cao Wei, Cao Pi, launched a multi-pronged invasion against Eastern Wu. One prong was led by Cao Xiu, who led his army to Dongkou, which was defended by Lü Fan. Sun Lang was acting in capacity as a guardsman of the palace at the time and thus was under Lü's authority. However, early in the battle, he accidentally set fire to his own camp, destroying a large quantity of supplies in the process. To compound Eastern Wu's difficulty, a freak storm struck at Lü's fleet, sending it crashing along the northern shore. Those troops in Lü Fan's fleet who did not drown were then in danger of either being attacked by Cao Xiu's troops or dying of starvation. Luckily for the Eastern Wu forces, the general Xu Sheng arrived, driving back Cao Xiu's forces long enough for Lü Fan to regroup, and in the end, Cao's fleet was driven back.

>Despite the victory, Sun Quan was furious that his half-brother had nearly brought destruction upon the state and he punished Sun Lang heavily. Sun Lang had all his military ranks and appointments stripped off, was disowned from the Sun family and forced to change his name to Ding Lang (丁朗). He spent the rest of his life in prison.

>Sun Lang had all his military ranks and appointments stripped off, was disowned from the Sun family and forced to change his name to Ding Lang (丁朗). He spent the rest of his life in prison.

What went wrong?

>>173806934

WTF I hate Sun Quan now

>>173806934
>fucking up this bad

Is Sun Lang, dare I say it, /our guy/ eagg?

>>173806934
JUST

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>>173806869
Cai Wenji a cute!

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We had a good turnout last thread so,

Fuck, Marry, Kill: Wu edition

>>173812653
Fuck Lianshi
Marry Sun Jian
Kill the Qiao sisters

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>>173812653
Fuck: The Wu Nation
Marry: SSX
Kill: Gan Ning

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>>173813269
Liu Bei needs more flesh.

Liu Bei? More like Liu Bae

amirite?

>>173813269
Shut up Liu Bei.

>>173814443
>tfw brother needs me

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I want to protect this smile

>>173816654
I want that hat.

>>173816654
>Simian Wee thinks a feather duster is a good weapon

>>173812653
Fuck Lianshi
Marry Zhou Tai
Kill any Qiao or FIREATTACK

>>173816654
I had his laugh as my ringtone

>>173817726
t. kongming

>>173817726
roasted

Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that Pang Tong was the smartest strategist in all the land?

>hunchback
>face is concealed at all times
>drunk old man that does kung fu
>sometimes spits fire and throws some tornados
>used to have a wooden cane

All in all, I believe this proves he was the smartest.

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>>173818420
>has to get himself killed to force Liu Bei into action

>DWU has some maintenance and a patch
>After it's over I download the patch then log back in
>Lost all my money
Quality game.

>>173818926
That's what he WANTS you to think ;^)

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>>173819334
Shit

>>173819412
BAOOOOOO

Why are all of Zhang Fei and and Guac Poo's kids so shit

There's like what? 6 of them? And they're all total shit.

>>173823338
Xingcai is inoffensive at worst.

I also think Guan Ping isn't too bad but that's mostly DW5 nostalgia speaking.

Fuck the rest, though.

>>173823338

I dunno but everytime I think about what one-dimensional cunts they are it makes me appreciate Liu Shan all the more for giving Shu up

>>173823338
Because they basically end up replacing a far more colorful cast of characters with their generic shonen anime archetype bullshit?

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Does anyone still play ROTK X? Who was your favorite obscure leader to conquer china with? I vote Liu Zhang.

Also, is ROTK 13 worth getting. It looked kind of meh the last time I looked at it.

Pic slightly related. Screenshot only gives me that instead of the actual game.

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>>173823807
>Guan Ping isn't too bad

let's ask the AI about that

>>173826360
She's still bloodthirsty.

>>173825681
That's a pretty picture.

And currently, RoTK13 is kinda meh. The PUK seems like it'll help, but I'd still hold judgement until after /eagg/ has had a chance to rage about it. I'm an idiot that's going to get it as soon as it comes out anyway, so I'll let you know.

I'd love to play RoTK X, but I lost my perfect pcsx2 set up with the iso to play it, and I can't make the effort to go through all that again. I'll probably do it after I rage at RoTK13's PUK editor.

I'm going to play Toukiden Kiwami and Toukiden 2 one of these days.

And I'm going to do it for that cute girl. You know the one I'm talking about.

>>173826829
She also executed after that battle Zhao Yun, Zhuge Liang, Guan Yu and Liu Bei, but released Zhang Fei I guess so he could get even more drunk.

>>173823807
Yeah, I was thinking Xingcai was actually alright when I posted that, but I didn't want to dilute the post by adding that. Also Guan Suo is okay too I guess, but he has fucking nunchucks. You shouldn't merely be okay when you have nunchucks, you should be a contender for tightest shit ever.

>>173824637
kek

>>173825194
Yeah. Gameplay aside, they're all just boring as fuck in terms of appearance and personality. I guess Yinping is kinda cute but she's still boring.

>>173827039
Nagi best girl in Toukiden 1

They're all great actually

>>173826864
Huh, didn't even know there was a PS2 version. I got it off Gamersgate on sale a few years ago.

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Two best girls

>>173827328
Suo's my least favorite of them all because there's absolutely no reason for him to exist for the sake of the narrative (all of the Guanbabbies are MUH FATHER but Xing is at least qualified to be the one that actually follows up on that after Fan, for better or worse - mostly worse, while Suo is just there) and he also takes up two roster spots instead of one with his uselessness because he comes in a package with BAOOOOOO.

>>173780723
How is the berserk musou game? Is there any musou game with good view distance or are they all awful?

>>173827773
It's good, and I don't know.

>>173827773
Samurai Warriors 4-II's graphics are pretty baller, it shows everything if you turn everything to max

does any one have the wallpaper of lu bu from musou all-stars?

>>173827592
English PS2 version doesn't contain PUK which sucks :(

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>>173827489
Worst girl with ok girl.

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>>173831023

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>>173831023

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>>173831023
yes... this is a fine post worthy of praise

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>>173831023

Man, I just tried to play DW 8 with my own music playing and all the game sound turned down. Terrible idea. Couldn't even get through one mission. DW without those wailing guitars doesn't work.

>>173831023
So this is why Yuan Yao wanted Lu Lingqi.

>>173833157
Good man

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>>173788165

Is there a doujin where Shaquille O'Neill rapes Lu Lingqi?

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Please apologize to the Lingqi, you all have hurt her feelings.

I am thoroughly disappointed in all of you today

>>173827592
U wot m8.
In English?

>>173836610
I'm sorry I always miss the good posts.

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>>173831023
Sounds lame. Rather just suffocate her with buns

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>Pointing to the sky
What did he mean by this? I'll be pretty pissed if the eighth genius turns out to be the actual Zhao Yun.

>>173836610
I'm sorry I wasn't here to defend your honor from these malicious insults. It was very busy at work today.

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>>173837104
>model clipping

>>173836610
autism
>>173837176
autism

>>173837283
>caring about loved ones is autism
autism

>>173836869
I'm not sure how to make that any more English.

>>173837118
What is this?

>>173837507
>thinking fictional characters are loved ones
autism

>>173837118
It's his secret twin brother, Sima Yun.

>>173837681
The Ravages of Time, pretty good fanfic of the Three Kingdoms

>>173837720
>thinking my wife is a fictional character
autism

>>173836610
If it's any consolation, I've made peace with the fact that when I die I will probably spend the rest of eternity in the afterlife being raped by her father in the shack he's constructed out of his victims' corpses in hell for taking part in this shack charade.

>>173837932
>thinking a fictional character is your wife
autism

>>173837720
Fictional characters can never turn me down, or cheat on me, or betray me, or leave me, or make me sad.

Fictional characters only exist to make me happy, and since they are in my imagination they can be happy too. Real women can never make me as happy as a fictional woman, because fictional women aren't cold hearted and cruel.

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Post Lu Bus family

>>173837942
doujin when
>>173838061
>not being at the wedding you were invited to to see that Lingqi and I were married for all to see
autism

>>173838135
>thinking his fictional weddings are real
autism

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>>173838130

>>173838203
>thinking the clip I recorded between Lingqi and myself getting married from Empires isn't real
autism

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best line in the whole game right here, never fails to make me laugh

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>>173838295
Cute!

>Lingqi has done literally nothing wrong to anyone here or anyone in the world
>everyone wants nothing more than to see her in a rapeshack or dying alone
really produces the chemicals that makes me want to go to sleep and never wake up

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>>173839280
not true, I want to see her in a wedding dress standing next to me on the altar. So we can be together forever.

But she's not real, so I just end up getting sad

>>173839280
Blame Momoya Show-Neko for moving from fun sex romps to raperaperaperape

>>173838345
>autism
autism

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>thread is comfy albeit slow
>usual mix posting mixed with memes
>lingqi posters arrive
>thread instantly does a 180 into shitpost street
For fucks sake

How tall are the DW characters in real life? Its so strange knowing that you are taller than 95% of the ancient warriors,Xu Zhu is well known for being over 6' soo probably 6'3 , and knowing that 6'3 were being a giant just is cool to think about.

it's
the
nutshack

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It better be a loaded gun or a noose

>>173827162
She probably thought she'd get him sad enough to get drunk enough to ruin Shu from within in a drunken rampage, thereby minimizing the effort it'd take from her to wipe them out entirely.

Smart and cruel, all in one.

what's the "regular difficulty" for Empires

Normal seems too easy

>>173840342

Cao Cao was a manlet, at one point he had one of his officers pose as him because he thought he wouldn't be threatening enough.

Liu Bei's SGZ says: "Liu Bei was a man seven chi and five cun tall, with long arms that extended beyond his knees, and ears so large that he could see them."

Yue Jin was known for being short, though exactly how short isn’t clear. Chen Shou just describes him as “small and short in appearance”. For some context, Rafe de Crespigny says that the average height at the time was 5’4”, so he was noticeably shorter than that.

>>173838295
Translation?

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>>173840342

Not really a "DW character", but.....

Lu Zhi was a very respected minister of the Late Han. He was respected as a courageous adviser and a skilled general. When the Yellow Turban Rebellion broke out, it was Lu Zhi who was sent to personally crush Zhang Jue and his brothers. He was the tip of the spear. When corrupt officials ran wild in the capital, Lu Zhi was never afraid to stand up to them.

The average Chinese person was 5'4" tall. Lu Zhi himself was 6'4".

>>173841357
>lu zhi told dong zhuo to go fuck himself
hardcore

>>173837559
No, I meant RoTKX for PC. Was that in English?

Who has the most punchable face in all of DW, and why is it Ma Dai?

>haha... guess I'm just... too cool for a real weapon... B^)

>>173841834
Lu Lingqi

>>173841938
He said punchable, not dickable.

>>173841834
Xiahou Ba. I just want to beat the fuck out of him but at the same time I want to see Zhurong be smitten with him and start aggressively hitting on him, pushing him up against a wall, pushing her bouncy, supple, warm breasts against his chest

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>>173841834
Zhuge Liang

>Never actually fucking emotes
>All his expressions are just the same stonefaced expression, just with his head looking at at different angle
>"I will retreat, as planned."
>Gets Treats Wei Yan so shitty that he gets him killed for no good reason
>Too good for normal meat buns so he makes his own
>Twaps people to death with a fan when he's not just shooting chuuni beams

>>173842197
I heard him correctly.

>>173841810
yes. It's 20$ on there right now. I guess they do Koei sales sometimes.

>tfw STILL haven't started purseowner 5 because DW8CE

MA CHAO STRONK

>>173841064
>seven chi and five cun tal
That is ~5'8 right? thats tall for that age and for being in China of course.
Yue Jin was the manlet king <5' lel
The average height being 5'4'' makes me think of how much of a giant Xu Zhu were,damn,those information about height and appearences are really cool to know man.

>>173842759
You mean DW8XLCE, yeah?

>>173842370
His JP voice is aggravating too.

It's a monotonous whisper and I hate it.

>>173841357
Damn,he was alpha as fuck.
How do you get information like this? I do my search but never saw a good site for it,being limited only by common knowledge like Liu Bei and Xu Zhu heights.
I once saw somewhere saying Guan Yu was over 6'7 witch is insane,after that i kinda of stopped trying to look this up.

>>173842914

According to Shu’s official records, Zhuge Liang was "eight chi tall." One “chi” is approximately equal to one Imperial foot (or .3 meters). This means that, according to Shu’s official records, Zhuge Liang was 8 feet tall.

>>173843526
So he was a Giant Douche.

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>>173843526
>According to Shu’s official records

>>173843495

For Lu Zh in particular, it's on his Hou Hanshu biography. The thing about the HHS is that it was written several hundred years after the events it describes. While parts of it are based on the SGZ, there are also examples of Fan Ye (the books author) altering the passages of the SGZ to suit his personal conclusions.

For example, the SGZ has a short chapter on Wa (that is, Japan), where it mentions a queen named Himiko who ruled part of the island. She and Cao Rui were pen pals, and from their correspondences, it is clear that she was a ruler in her own right. However, the HHS demotes her to just a figurehead, a spiritual leader, and claims that her land was under the control of an unnamed king. There is no source for this information, it’s just an alteration of the original story from the SGZ because Fan Ye didn’t like the idea of a female ruler.

So, given such distance between these events and the man writing them, and the fact that Fan Ye wasn’t shy about manipulating his histories to reflect his personal conclusions, it’s good to take the HHS with a bit of salt. but in this case; the info on Lu Zhi's height is most likely true. With all that in mind, here’s the HHS version of events in english:

http://threekingdoms.wikia.com/wiki/Lu_Zhi_%E7%9B%A7%E6%A4%8D

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>>173843728
>>173843819

I- IT'S TRUE!

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>>173840342

King Wutugu was 12 feet tall.

>>173831690
>>173831878
>>173831946
>>173832758
>>173833342
what was it?

I can use DS4Windows for Toukiden 2, ya? Downloading the game atm

>>173842317
Fuck off faggot. Zhurong has better taste than a shitty ugly traitor to Wei.

>>173844358
I love Lingqi so much, here's what I would do if she was real and we knew each other.

I would first work up the courage to ask her to visit my tent, then I would give her a meal of the best rations I had received from my commander during our campaigns. During our meal I would tell her how I truly felt about her and how much I wish we could be together. She would accept my feelings and say that she felt the same way about me. Under the cover of night we would escape from Xiapi castle and away from all the wars. During our escape we would come across the meager shelter I was able to build in my spare time far away in the woods. This shelter, or shack as it probably would look, would become our home for the forseeable future. I would then tie her up with all of my auxillary officers that were waiting in the bushes for this precise moment. After that Xiapi would be known simply as rape city and I would make a fortune selling 30 minute access to the shack. Within a few months I would make enough money that I would buy Yuan Shao's army and we would take over china.

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>>173845001
Oh boy here we go again.

>>173845001
Fucking kek
Literally no reason for that to be deleted.

>>173845001
The ride never ends

Stop shackposting.

Stop Lingqiposting.

Stop waifuposting

Stop shitposting

Stop memeposting

Who had the best castles?

stop posting
any time

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Start Jingposting.

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>>173845787
?

>>173846193
Hideyoshi.

It's Hideyoshi we praise.

He built the castle in just one day.

>>173846476
but could he build a SHACK

>>173846476
It always pissed me off that the subs were off speed while Hideyoshi was doing his song. I guess I should have been glad that they left the japanese voices in at all.

>>173840209
It's just a phase, it will soon die down just like this thread if no DW9 news coming soon

>>173842692
That's XI though. Thanks for informing me of that anyway.

http://goboiano.com/tokyo-chapel-to-host-a-ceremony-so-fans-can-marry-vr-waifus/

Anyone want to donate to the "Marry Lingqi" fund

>>173847712
I'd donate to the "Get you a psychiatrist" fund.

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>>173847712
>you lived long enough to be Dong Anon's Best Man

>>173844531
t. Meng Huo

they're destined to be together, Xiahou Ba is that cute childlike person that Zhurong loves to bully but eventually realizes beneath the embarrassed flustered shy exterior, beats the heart of a strong man ready to give her all his love

>>173848148
>Xiahou Ba is that cute childlike person that Zhurong loves to bully but eventually realizes beneath the embarrassed flustered shy exterior, beats the heart of a strong man ready to give her all his love

Xiaoqiao would be a better fit for her.

>>173846476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBDsiFyorcI

>>173848402
Xiaoqiao is an ugly boy though

>>173848965
So are you but you don't see me complaining

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>>173841064

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>>173848148

I am now more hopeful DW9 is going on PC since Warriors All-Stars is on PC as well.

>>173852459
For some reason, KOEI has been kind to us as of late. We will probably get DW9.

Which empires game is the best one?

>>173848559
I will cherish those cutscenes for all my life.

>>173855596
DW7 empires or SW4E
i never played the DW empires before 7, but i have played SW2 empires

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlR-Eg1PK6w best menu theme

>>173856412
What's wrong with DW8E?

>>173858101
my main gripes were the features they didnt carry over from DW7, former features like your officers voicing their opinion in war councils if they disagree with you, some of the battle strategems that affected environment like proper flood attacks that actually cuts off bases or rockslides, officers having different dialogue when they interact with you depending on your friendship level with them, and your spouse standing by your side if you're a rule
and even some of the cutscenes in 7 felt more cinematic to me

Thats not to say i didnt like DW8E since it does have a some features i like, but really i just like DW7E overall

>>173840342
>>173841064
It wasn't only in China, go to any medieval castle and look at the sizes of the beds. Average height in medieval Europe was around 5'4" as well, so all the knight battles were just manlets hammering each other.

>>173786216
Was her name Lu Bu?

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>>173802614
Cao Mengde! Cao Ahman! Cao Ahman! If it weren't for me, Xu You, would you lot ever be able to enter the city of Jizhou?

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I want to fuck Liu Bei in the ass

>>173863721
Sun Shankgang, please control your ladyboner.

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>>173863029
How are you fit to bear the surname Xu?

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>>173863029

BAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHY CANT THEY PUT ALL THEIR FUCKING GAMES ON SALE, I NEED SAMURAI WARRIORS 4 EMPIRES

God...
With that out of the way.
How does pirate warriors 3 run on ps4?
Stable 60 fps hopefully?
I have it pirated on pc, the draw distance is terrible, like ps2 tier bad. Things popping in all the time. Must be a fuckup.

>>173866338
Draw distance is still bad on ps4

>>173866430

Oh.
Okay then, 20 euros saved, thanks.

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>>173866338
Just buy it you fag

>>173866756

>50 fucking euros

No.
I bought 4 and 4-II full price, enough.

>>173866756
M O I S T
O
I
S
T

what if they announced jojo musou

>>173869591
Better, than any other shiti anime crossover they can make

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>>173863029

>>173869630
even hokuto musou ?

>>173870095
Okay, Jojo and Hokuto are good
Everything else is gay

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>Dynasty Warriors Unleashed
>Zhao Yun just got Adou back from Wei
>Expecting Liu Bei to be super grateful because Shu can do no wrong, according to Koei
>"What a brat...Adou's life is not worth that of one of my generals."

Well shit, didn't expect a mobage to be more historically accurate than the mainline games. Well done, Nexon.

WHO IS THE EIGHT GENIUS?

ITS A ZHAO

>DW/WO has almost all previous games' costumes for everyone
>SW has shit

I want to punch the DLC guy for SW4 in the face

>>173871576
zhao yun

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How do we feel about these?
1/7

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>>173871576
>related to the royal Zhao family that was forced to submit to Shihuangdi
>brought down the Qin Dynasty from the inside

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>>173872673
2/7

>>173872778
Zhang He is better than the DW one, and I want to fuck Xu You
>those fuccboi gloves

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>>173872778
3/7

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>>173872907
4/7

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>>173872998
5/7

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>>173873084
6/7

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>>173873210
7/7

REEEE THE AUTHOR IS A SHUFAG

>>173873296
That's grey not green!

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>>173872907
i'm getting very nobunaga ranmaru vibes here

>>173873296
>Homo shit
>Author is Shufag

Wow what a surprise

>>173873210
i'd fug that emperor desu

>>173848559
SW1 has really good atmosphere, but I hate how everything looks dark as fuck in the game. The same goes for DW4.

>>173873782
DW4 is dark?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr-nxl0pDIU

>>173873915
A lot of the stages look really dark and bleak. The Yellow Turban Rebellion scenarios are actually one of the few that has bright stages.

>>173874167
Pls don't be mean to the zhuge

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Fuck, Marry, Kill: Wei Edition

>>173875602
kill li dian
fuck cai wenji
marry wang yi

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>>173873782
It just shiti video, i guess
I just cheked it on emulator, just for you

And yes it's kinda dark, but not nearly as that video

I know resolution make a big difference, but not change lighting right

>>173875602
Marry Wang Yi
Fuck Wang Yi
Kill Ma Chao

>>173876280
I'd rather fuck Wang Yi
Marry Justice
and Kill Zhao Ang

>>173875602
KILL Li Dian

Thats all

>>173876397
this nigga gets it

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give stats for this true warrior of the three kingdoms

>>173875602
Kill Li Dian
Marry Wang Yi
Fuck Zhenji

>>173875602
Fuck Wang Yi
Marry Zhang Liao
Kill Li Dian I guess

>Adaptational Badass: Compared to previous depictions as a morals-bound weepy idiot, Liu Bei is shown as much more perceptive, honourable, and capable

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>>173863029

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Why does everyone hate Li Dian?

>learning history on /vg/
So, /eagg/, tell me the random nugget of history you found most hilarious/fascinating

>>173879884
Don't make me say it.

>>173879884
Cao Cao blew a 3-1 lead during the battle of Chibi due to Asian Jesus and a slight breeze

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>>173879884
Actually reading into Ma Chao rebelling and how he knew that his family would be killed as they were hostages in Ye.

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>>173879884
None

>>173879884
Zhuge Liangs existence.

>>173879884
Not /eagg/ related, but the story about Caesar getting kidnapped by pirates always gets me.

He was apparently very mouthy, and said that he was worth way more than the ransom they demanded. I also said shit like "when I get out I'm going to have every single one of you executed" and sure enough when his ransom was paid Caesar assembled a force, hunted down the pirates and crucified them.

>>173880118
savage.

>>173880259
Jia Xu was in a similar situation. Pretty ballsy the way he went about saving himself.
>Jia Xu traveled back to Wuwei with some companions, but they were captured by some Di tribesmen along the way, and the Di intended to kill them. Jia Xu put his quick wits into action and claimed that his maternal grandfather was Duan Jiong, a general who was highly feared by the tribes in Liang for the many victories he had won against them. He was very subtle about this claim, though. Instead of threatening the men with this, Jia Xu simply told them to bury him apart from the others after they killed him, since his grandfather Duan would pay a good ransom for his corpse. Thinking that Jia Xu was Duan Jiong’s grandson and terrified at the thought of provoking such a man, they not only spared Jia Xu, they escorted him safely home. So Jia Xu’s quick thinking allowed him to continue home without incident; however, all of his companions were killed. And, naturally, his claim that Duan Jiong was his grandfather was just an outright lie.

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>>173879884
masamune date's friendly fire

>>173866756
Oh my god those lips.

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>>173879884

One night, Lü Bu was attacked by a man named He Meng. For reasons that will forever remain a mystery, Lü Bu was naked at the time. Perhaps he was bathing, perhaps he and Yan Shi were having an intimate moment, or perhaps he simply slept that way. Whatever the reason, when He Meng attacked Lü Bu, the famous general was caught quite literally with his pants down.

In spite of his fearsome reputation as a great warrior, Lü Bu fled from He Meng without even pausing to grab a bathrobe as he left. The general ran through his camp in the dead of night, crying out for his trusted aid Gao Shun to come and help him.

So, if you will, imagine being woken up in the dead of night by Lü Bu running past your tent completely naked and screaming Gao Shun’s name. One can only imagine the rumors that must have spread.

Gao Shun was unfazed by Lü Bu’s strange behavior and immediately led his elite forces to attack Lü Bu’s headquarters. He Meng was easily defeated and he fled for his life. However, when dawn came, his subordinate Cao Xing betrayed and killed him, returning his head to Lü Bu.

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>>173883743
>list of people who have seen Lu Bu's dick:
Lady Yan
unnamed concubine of Dong Zhuo's
Gao Shun

>>173883743
>DW version has him constantly poking fun at Lu Bu for reasons that Lu Bu can't let anyone else figure out, so he just endures it

>>173883743
>Having no solution to the problem at hand, Lu Bu's behaviour became erratic. He turned to nudity, then swore off nudity altogether. Lu Bu then punished anyone who ran around naked

>Three of Lü Bu’s commanders, Hou Cheng, Song Xian and Wei Xu, however, resented this edict. The rebel triumvirate captured Chen Gong and Gao Shun (Lü Bu’s best officers), and surrendered to Cao Cao.

>Later, the three nudists were struck down by Yan Liang at Guan Du.

>>173866756
PC when?

>>173886207
Romance of the Three Nudists when

>>173886272
>They port SW4-2 and Sanada to pc, but not Vanilla 4 and Empire
Kinda dumb tbhfam

>>173886207
>The rebel triumvirate captured Chen Gong and Gao Shun (Lü Bu’s best officers), and surrendered to Cao Cao.
Didn't they strip them nude first?

>looking at the Sima family tree
>their supposidly descended from Zhu Rong
>Zhu Rong in DW also claims to be descended from Zhu Rong
>the nanman and the sima family are related in DW

Whoa....

>>173887612
The Sima family were nanman spies all along. Sima Yi overthrows the Cao family and invites Meng Huo into the capital when?

>>173843990
oh shit I need more 3 kindoms wojak's and pepe's preferably a smug Cao Cao, better go see if there's a drawthread on /v/

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>>173888075

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>>173888075
I want a generic strategist wojak so I can put "There was no need for my strategy" as the filename.

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>>173888075

.

>>173861448
In medieval Europe the average height was 5'7. Not giants but taller than the chinese,for sure.

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She looks like someone that took too many dicks to the face amirite?

>>173888223
>>173888285
>>173888429

these are fantastic thank you

>>173885218
And He Meng

>>173889279
Not unless dicks hitting something create some kind of black hole that sucks in light now. I mean, I could be behind the times but it didn't work that way last time I checked.

>>173870430
Watch your mouth! Gundam Musou is godly.

>>173887612
Does this mean Lingqi who is known to only take the BNC [Big Nanman Cock] would take Sima cock too?

>>173889503
Oh yeah? If it's so godly why it's dead then
Checkmate gundamfags

>liu shan's horseback light attack

autism.

>>173889606
How about I take you out back to the rape shack and teach you some manners, fuccboi?

>>173889279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62UzLgdb1GQ

>>173889805
Fuck off Liu Bei

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>>173888285
>tfw spend weeks developing my strategy
>tfw my lord does somthing else entirely and it works
>dare not complain so just say
>You perform great as always. There's no need for my strategy.

>>173892008
I feel so terrible for the generics

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>>173892008
I love you anon.

>>173892008
>be a generic officer
>meet my nemesis, other generic officer
>he killed my generic brother, now it's time for payback bitch
>suddenly some special snowflake charges through, shoots a beam out of his weapon killing all the enemies present
>stay behind in the base, pondering suicide for the rest of the battle

>8 installments into the series plus even more expansions and spin-offs
>cao rui is still a generic

Now that is a spicy meme, KT.

>>173892008
top kek!

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>>173892804

>wanting Cao Rui after seeing how Koei butchered him