/meg/ - Mass Effect General

Cora is cute. Protect Sara from Jaal

Lego, right?

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best romance

>>173712153

Hey, Bioware, were are the cute traps?

Why did the reapers have to be destroyed with space magic in the destroy ending? If the star child was willing to let the reapers be destroyed, why wouldn't he be willing to just fuck off and never come back, or self destruct the reapers? Why does EDI have to die in the best ending?

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Sloane is not a threat.

>>173712153
>removed it entirely
well played, OP. well played.
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>MEG vetra fags:
https://pastebin.com/1W1nXsDz

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First for Kett Squadmate

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>>173712223

the gaming industry needs crash desperately

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>>173712307
They are already in the game.

>>173712320
>Why does EDI have to die in the best ending
But anon, that's a tautology

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>>173712216

Good man. Cora and I will protect her from the meanies and thugs.

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>>173712364
seconded

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WHEN

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>>173712216
Who will spin Sara if not for Jaal? Scott is too much of a manlet.

>>173712329
furfags BTFO

>>173712441
why?
if you don't like videogames just don't play videogames

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>>173712409
newfag

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>>173712216
>>173712364
So when do we get to side with our new kett companion as she BTFOs Jaal, followed by trapping the catslime in a dark container to slowly lose his bioenergy, fall into a coma and die?

When do we get to chose between helping the angara or genociding them to the last one?

>>173712494
>>173712216
How can someone with tumblr hair and a tired face be cute?

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r8 the games

me1 8/10
me2 9/10
me3 8/10
meA 4/10

>>173712593
Do not bully my cute weabloo

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>he didn't kiss PeeBee's tummy
>still has the audacity to call himself a patrician

STAY PLEBE

>>173712364
Hope we get to fug our Kett squadmate and have kids

>>173712636
It's tough. Even the good ones fall fucking flat on their face in some areas.

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>>173712538
>best hugs
>large and very friendly family
>takes you nice places and treats you like a princess
>will love you forever
How is he so perfect?

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>>173712589
Just put some Megablocks in Jaal's room.

>>173712636
ME1 65409/758539
ME2 348593/100000
ME3 10^2/10^10^122
MEA 1/3

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Write in twenty seconds a more interesting premise for ME:A than what we got.

>Arks arrive at Andromeda
>It's already settled by Kett. They're not evil bodysnatchers, but they tell you to fuck off outta their cluster. They got here first.
>There's no resources to go back the Milky Way.
>Citadel races have to start a war to survive, technically they're the invaders.
>Choices and politicking are largely about balancing the favour of the different Citadel races.
>Possible major results may include the race you've favoured the least cutting some sort of deal with the Kett and fucking you over. You cannot keep everyone happy.
>Paragon choices include attacking only military installations, renegades can go for more civvie Kett targets

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>>173712472

No, I meant cute, human traps or femboys. People tell me Bioware's filled with Ess Jay Dubyas, but I still don't have any cute transwomen to romance.
Christmas outfit is optional.

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>>173712636
pleb

>>173712538
Drack

> Archon is a high ranking member of the Kett
> Archon is a commanding figure, sometimes charming and with a good smile, he can be highly hostile when need be, a being of impulse and control, a varied foe in his emotional range
> The Senate don't want him looking into Meridian, they have "dismissed his claims" of it's power and are questioning his judgement
> He ignores them, fighting through to attain it, going after the ancient civilization he learned of in obsessive fashion
> Fighting both the Scourge you pulled with you and the Synthetic army of tech you control to bring him down, he finally reaches Meridian and prepares to use it's power for his people

Was Archon the Kett Shepard?

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>>173712542
>turians
>fur

>>173712784
>Year 1 in the Andromeda Galaxy
>He still likes human traps

I want to squeeze Sid's soft little tummy!

>>173712680

Please, I kiss Pelessaria's tummy every day, along with Cora as we tease her.

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>>173712764
The Jardaan are Transformers, the remnant are just their bots, them being non-organic is why the vaults are built like that, without organic life in mind.

So if I hate the Angara what choices should I make in main mission/side missions

Best Milky Way weapons and armor? Noble human soldier build in the works. Need gear.

>>173712918
>little

It's like half of a beachball under her light-bending corset

>>173712895
>he stops liking human traps

I wonder if turian or salarian traps are a thing. Probably a lot harder since the head looks completely different.

>>173712328
Differential gravity is a scary thing

>>173712764
>>173712764
>Arks arrive at andromeda
>Kett have settled the region in the 600 years, they think of the arks as containing millions of free slaves
>You awaken into slavery, the colonists are about 25% extracted and pressed into slavery at that point.
>through fortune, and coordination, you manage to escape with the AI in charge of the Arks, and begin planning a one person war against an entire civilization to free your people.

As the series progresses, you start noticing that the Kett are uniformly oppressors, you know, add some nuance to them.

>>173713143
In a galaxy full of aliens you stop caring about human traps and start to wonder what traps look like in different species

>>173713005
Wait for Kett Squadmate DLC and approve everything he puts forward, he'll probably end up killing Jaal or you'll have to do it to protect him, leading to a clear show of valuing the Kett over them and bringing down Angara relations with humans.

I'm currently playing Dragon Age Inqusition and it's my first Bioware game. So far I'm enjoying it a lot.

Would I also enjoy the Mass Effect series? Or are the games very different?

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>>173713143
>Probably a lot harder since the head looks completely different.

For turians, I mean.

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>tfw you load up all the gays, angara, kett, krogan, quarians on an empty ark and send them into the black hole

>>173713278
Andromeda is the only one that's similar to DA:I, but ith as a far better combat system.
ME1 is structured kinda like KOTOR.
ME2 and 3 are pretty much linear TPS games with dialogue choices and a couple of hubs.

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>>173712735
Reminder that seeing aliens like that Jaal thing makes Sara laugh and sometimes puke.

>>173713278
I also played Dragon Age before Mass Effect (though that was from DAO and DA2 to ME2) and I enjoyed both, so you might give them a look.

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The Black Widow looks a lot better in Andromeda, but I wish the fixed the shitty bipod.

Also, you'd think they'd start to use thermal clip magazines after completely switching.

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>>173713352
saved

>>173713352
also the niggers and many filthy mudbloods that seem to infest the game

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I want to see Miranda blush as I catch her trying to finger her butthole through her elastic suit.

>>173709708
They may not be Mass Relays, but the Jaardan clearly have the technology to hop between clusters and so do those they were warring with. It was mentioned that they fled the cluster. Face it, the Reapers weren't the only ones who created intragalactic travel. The Jaardan are the new super advanced race. We're going to leave the cluster somehow if there's a future game and we'll no doubt use their tech to do it.

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>>173713435
I want to protect her.

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>>173713435
Then how do you explain THIS?

>>173712950
But this isn't a more interesting Andromeda. This might actually be what the Jaardan were.

>>173713435
>>173713953
Jesus fuck off already.

>>173713435
She only laughs because they're in a wholesome relationship.
She only pukes when they eat too much paste together.

ticklish aliens

>>173713447
>>173713396
Cool. I will probably give the first one an attempt then since I'm already paying for the vault thing.

>>173713270
A Kett squadmate would be interesting but I don't ever see them letting us kill/get rid of Jaal.

MEA3 ending

At the core of Meridian, the main AI has been discovered that controls not just Andromeda as first thought, but numerous systems. You've accessed it with SAM.

The Kett have awakened their ancient gods whom are the common ancestor of all genetic life as a whole

Either

Green: All beings are changed at the genetic structure to all be genetically linked to one another, now everyone's part Turian, Salarian, Kett, Angaran, so on and so forth

Blue: The Ancient Gods become submissive to your will and allow you to forcibly control the Kett, through this you however forcibly control all beings linked to the Ancient Gods and thus as a god of all living things that're organic, you take on the responsibility of path-guider

Red: Destroy the ancient gods but in turn destroy all living things, new beings begin from the molecular left-overs allowing the birth of a new universe with no one in charge to control it's destiny

None: Fight the Kett as you would normally, the Kett will be driven back but you'll mostly die, when the Kett come again with their gods, the races of Andromeda will hopefully be ready

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>>173712538
>>173713953
>>173714236

see >>173713352
No angarans will be left to seduce Sara, and Scott will take care of her in a non-sexual way. This is the best possible outcome for her and you know it.

>>173714282
I wouldn't be surprised if Jaal can die in a dramatic moment. Otherwise you're given no reason to kill him unless you're just an edgelord.

I'm interested to see if they can give us a Kett squadmate that isn't incorporated in a way that's pants on head retarded.

>>173713932

I want to hug her tightly, and secretly smell her hair.

>>173712586
Nah, just from s4s

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Why is she so perfect?

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Jack would find Sara cute and have her way with her.
She would force her to rub pussies together too.

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>>173714106
please post talking about your waifu or leave thank you
>>173714393
But who takes care of sara while Scott is pissing and shitting in alec's bed from having a dozen brain hemorrhages? Answer: Jaal.

>>173712752
You're as autistic as your waifu

>Vetra has been getting kinky, very kinky
>Knowing this, you get her a dextro-cupcake loaded up with drugs to knock her out as you have your way
>You inconspicuously put it on her desk
>Hearing a thump come from her quarters, you rush there fast as possible
>Only to find a passed out Sid with an angry Vetra
>"Thanks for setting up a trap, Scott. Half of my dextro inventory would keep disappearing and she keeps scrubbing all evidence she was here. Now teach her a lesson

>>173714547
I would but you're steadily ruining him for me.

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>>173714603
I know.

>>173714741
what is that white line?

>>173714741
Will Lexi protect Sara?

>>173714645
I didn't mean anything by it, anon. I don't think any of the other Jaalfriends did either, we're just having fun. For what it's worth, I'm sorry.

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Eladeen hurts my eyes, also remnant synth soon

>>173714780
Jaal juice.

>>173714812
Good, then fuck off.

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>>173714609

>>173714780
krogan cum

What's with the kaiden/shepard spammer?

>>173714780
Krogan cum
>>173714865
>letting shitposting ruin your husbando for you
fucking kys redditor

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>>173714741
I'm not sure you're qualified to give people advice.

>>173713021
I'd like to know what the best weapon is and which augments to use. I feel like every weapon is crap.

>>173714908
Its obviously the liarafag doing some false flagging.

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>>173714908
He's been going for hours

>>173714908
he's trying to get the thread to the image limit. he probably thinks he's chemotherapy for /meg/

>>173714857
best ending

>>173715015
snipers with bioaugment.
shotguns with bioaugment.
fast guns with grenades.

>>173715058
what the fuck.

>>173715120
Can the bio augment kill you?

>>173714942
I'd rather watch you kill yourself.

>>173715157
What's the matter manlet? Can't handle a little biotic superiority?

>>173712636
ME1 - 8/10 - Tried some new shit, a lot of it didn't pan out, but gets some slack for trying something new.
ME2- 5/10 - Nonsense plot. Terrible combat.
ME3 - 7/10 - Excellent combat and encounter design. Plot is largely redeemed by the Leviathan DLC.
MEA - Currently on Kadaara but it's tracking for a 6/10

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Why this time, Kaidanposter?
Is it because of the explosion in Dortmund?

>>173715221
She should cosplay as a volus or elchor biotic.

>>173715194
Just get the combat passive that makes your health regen to 50% automatically.

>>173715345
Ah, thanks.

>>173715335
>implying those are real tits

>>173715120
best sniper?

You retards actually have a general for and defend Andromeda? Wow that's pathetic.

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>>173715232
>Plot is largely redeemed by the Leviathan DLC

>>173715120

So a Cyclone with grenade launcher augment, then?

>>173715483
Vanquisher/black widows are great. isharay is good too.
>>173715217
>>173715491
(You)

I'll only get MEA if I can play as a Quarian engineer or a solarian

>>173714741

The asari would look terrific in Andromeda, if they only had more faces.

>>173715491
>defend
All we do is waifushitpost and shit on the game.

>>173715232
>Plot is largely redeemed by the Leviathan DLC.
>Levi help us
>No
>Levi pls
>Well, okay
Fuck you

>>173715306

Same as every other time.
>People are posting things I don't like. :(

>>173715232
>Leviathan DLC
>"The Reapers are just a retarded AI pressing the kill button constantly"
No.

>>173715623
>(You)
wow nice 2016 meme kid.
I kinda agree with >>173715217 you should kill yourself.
>>173715643
At least you're honest.
What's the sexiest obscure alien race? I tried playing ME2 but it was so fucking boring.

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Jaal is bi.

>>173714908
At least the LiaraxFemshep posted posted lesbians

>>173715789
False, Jaal is straight and loves human pussy.

>>173715232
>leviathan DLC doesn't fix the ending, just adds more characters explaining that the machine they created to stop machines from killing organics decided the only way to stop machines from killing organics was to kill organics.
>doesn't fix the space magic ending
>doesn't add actual consequences to poor decisions

>>173715667

It's more like

>Levi help
>No
>Levi pls
>Why should I? We've been hiding for literally millions of years, these things are unstoppable
>LEVI IM A HUMAN WE'RE SPECIAL WE CAN DO IT
>well, okay

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>>173715864
No, Jaal is bi.

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>>173715629
>There will be no Quarian Ark DLC
>No quarian waifu

>>173715820
>monogendered alien and ogre
>lesbians

wat

>>173715887
entire fucking series was space magic

At least there are no footfags in here.

>>173716124
don't jinx it

>>173715946
bi·sex·u·al
/ˌbīˈsekSH(o͞o)əl/
adjective
adjective: bisexual

1. sexually attracted to both men and women.
Biology
having characteristics of both sexes.

noun
noun: bisexual; plural noun: bisexuals

1. a person who is sexually attracted to both men and women.

>Jaal exclusively shows interest in women
>bi
"No"

>>173716017
>womanxwoman
>not lesbians

wat

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>MEA2
>3 years has passed
>Nexus finished construction
>colonization has finished
>cities under construction in Meridian
>maximum /comfy/ soundtrack top it off

MEA2 has potentials to be a very comfy game

>>173716053
It was at least explained. I can accept EEZO gives some people psychic powers and enables FTL

I can't accept: we have a green explosion that installs borg implants in people and this is morally right because it ascends them or something.

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>>173716150
He never turns down Scott. He is bi. Accept it.

>>173716167
I want my human supremacy!
I want the city ten time as big and ten time as beautiful than angara cities

>>173716124
It's a damn shame. Their brand of extreme autism is hilarious to me.

Archon dominating FemRyder's and Exalting them while they're helpless should've been possible, Bioware

>>173716167

I hope that rumor that ME:A is going to gradually get darker hold true

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>>173715629
>solarian

>>173716264
Do the Kett have special strapons for moments like that?

>>173712328
Is this what they call "Mass Effect"?

>>173716291
Please no. After ME2 and ME3 their attempts at making a dark and mature series is just awful and comes off as bad 90's sci-fi.

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>>173716167
It does. I hope they don't go the ME2 "everything is a corridor and also edgelord" route though.

>>173716291

The Kett are surprisingly civilized considering they're basically Darkspawn by another name.

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>>173716167
>press new game
>create your character
>just see casey hudson's face for the next two hours then ends
>thank you for your purchase

>>173715519
>>173715667
>>173715765
>>173715887

Niggas, it was painfully evident from ME1 they had no fucking idea where to go with the Reapers. From the first "I have absolutely no reason to speak to you but I'm going to give this long spiel about how you can't understand" talk the Reaper gives you in ME1.

>>173715629
>solarian
Solas trying to pass off as a Salarian?

>>173715993
:(

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>>173715789
>>173715946
>>173716208
I will commend you for your perseverance.

>>173716208
he was too shocked to say no. scott raped him

>>173715629
>solarian

Honor Harrington is pure shit m8, fuck off.

>>173716395

It was decent, but they can do better.

PUNISHED RYDER

>>173716520
>It's a human friendship tradition, Jaal.

>>173716483
http://www.pcgamer.com/mass-effect-3-series-former-lead-writer-reveals-original-ending-ideas/

>The ultimate ending to the Mass Effect trilogy was famously... divisive. Now, Mass Effect and Mass Effect 2 lead writer Drew Karpyshyn has openly discussed his original plan for the trilogy's conclusion

>"Dark Energy was something that only organics could access because of various techno-science magic reasons we hadn't decided on yet," Karpyshyn said. "Maybe using this Dark Energy was having a ripple effect on the space-time continuum.

>"Maybe the Reapers kept wiping out organic life because organics keep evolving to the state where they would use biotics and dark energy and that caused an entropic effect that would hasten the end of the universe. Being immortal beings, that's something they wouldn't want to see.

>"Then we thought, let's take it to the next level. Maybe the Reapers are looking at a way to stop this. Maybe there's an inevitable descent into the opposite of the Big Bang (the Big Crunch) and the Reapers realise that the only way they can stop it is by using biotics, but since they can't use biotics they have to keep rebuilding society - as they try and find the perfect group to use biotics for this purpose. The Asari were close but they weren't quite right, the Protheans were close as well.

>"Again it's very vague and not fleshed out, it was something we considered but we ended up going in a different direction."

>>173716518
all me desu senpai

>>173716521
>>173716491
>>173716332
Shit salarian*

How do you think they'll handle the obvious "your player character goes MIA for a year+ and things gone to shit when you return" for MEA2?

>>173716157

I'll give you Liara, but the cave troll ain't no fuckin' woman. It's a beast. An animal to be put down.

>>173716628
MEA2 will be all about the Kett going full war on andromeda nigga

>>173716628
I hope they come up with something else. Probably a remnant induced coma or some stupid shit.

>>173716651
Cave troll?

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Imagine the guy that needs to clean this thing. All those goddamn crevices.

>>173716579
He literally states it's a bunch of waffle.

>Dark Energy was something that only organics could access because of various techno-science magic reasons we hadn't decided on yet,

>>173716815
>a bunch of waffle
Would help if you didn't talk like a 5 year old.

>>173716628
Hopefully they don't and you just view bad shit happen at the beginning of the game after a few years of peace with waifu. You don't even need a coma/death/deus exit plot device.

>>173716806
this armor looks so fucking badass

>>173716806
That would be Gil, wouldn't it?

Maverick is the best set for sniping right? Why is the helmet so ugly

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>>173716753

The default female Shepard in Mass Effect 3. Wears more make-up than a whore, too.

>>173716208
Well, yeah. He can't exactly turn down Scott if the option to flirt with him as Scott doesn't exist in the first place.

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>>173716943
I like it

>>173712895
>>173713143
I'd still like Human Traps in Mass Effect even with all the sexy aliens but I bet Turians would like them more.

>>173713240
>Salarian Trap
They all look the same anyway so I guess the difference would be attitude and clothing?

>>173716943
I really enjoy the remnant one

Anyone here still play ME3 multiplayer?

>>173717081
>playing multiplayer

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Sid is for CUTE not lewd!

>>173717061
>but I bet Turians would like them more

The human traps?

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Why can't we flirt with Kandros?

>>173717081

I do because I have a bunch of fun names for all my soldiers and I like being able to solo anything with my Geth engineer.

>>173717162
I want to be a cool supportive brother in law to Sid!

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>>173714386
If only.

>>173717062
Is there a way to turn off the lights on it?

>>173717258
Because he's a pterodactyl

>>173717286
So you still find games with people then?

>>173717258
because Kandros is not for you.

t. Sajax

>>173717258
He is married to his job

>>173716167
given how fucking non existant the OST is in andromeda, I wouldn't hold my breath for a comfy OST in MEA2

>>173717342
I don't think so

>>173715667
>You have to help us, The Reapers know where you are now
>Fuckin....Fine we'll help

>>173717162
Sid is the softest turian in the universe!

>>173717546
>Dragon age inquisition had less development time than MEA
>Alot of DA's soundtrack is basically just different formations of the same tune
>Still better than MEA's
how

>>173717172
Yeh.

>>173717162
Sid is for cute lewds!

>>173717786
because they hired a shitty composer whose only credits were a shitty YA series and a capeshit streaming series.

>>173717439
No Combat Data for you, then.

You're going to have to whore out your boss if you want that Intel for APEX

>>173717162
>not cuddling both sid and vetra and having a nice turian blanket

QUARIANS WHEN?REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>173717439
More like gayjax... Gayjax for Sid!!!

BATARIANS WHEN?REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

> MEA2 has the original team and path-finder lost ten years after the last game

> The goal is to track them down while uncovering a new threat they were likely looking for

> You play as a young Human whom for some reason decides to go look for the pathfinder with the backing of the Nexus

> Sid joins you, wanting to find her sister,

> Kesh's Krogan nephew joins you, wanting to find their great-granduncle whom taught them shooting

> An old friend of Liam's, Jake joins you hoping to find his bud

> The daughter of that widow Kallo was friends with joins you, having been inspired to be a pilot by Kallo

> The rest are originals

> Focus is more on exploration and new stuff in Andromeda rather than shit caused by people from the Milky Way

> Kett are around but not the main focus, renegade and paragon choices are back, you can be a total dick to everyone or a friend to everyone, you aren't forced into any shitty plots minus the main one of finding the old team

> No SAM, ship has an AI that works on the same principle but doesn't have anywhere near the plot importance SAM did

> It's all on you

Would you?

How chubby is Sid? I'm worried about her health

>>173718201
We'll damn, he even got the same number of Es

Also, someone explain the appeals of these four eyed fucks?

>>173718380
Contrarianism.

>>173717546
They should have used the main menu/character creator tune a bit more, it ain't bad.

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>>173717081
Yes.
>ACTIVATING DEVASTATOR MODE!
>WEAPON SYSTEMS ONLINE!
>*shi-thunk* *b-b-bo-b-boom*
>*brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*
If you don't use the Typhoon as Devastator you are a filthy fucking vorcha.

Is it wrong of me to always equip two weapons? I feel so constrained only having one.

>>173718338
>human female pilot who won't be cute over cute salarian pilot
No, I would not.

>Peebee *is* essential to the story
>Peebee is the one who taught Ryder to access the vaults
>Peebee's Remnant VI is an essential skill
>Peebee is basically Jack
all of these were from a youtuber, are all Peebee fags this delusional?

>>173718627
>Peebee is the one who taught Ryder to access the vaults

Didn't know SAM went by Peepoo these days.

>>173718380
four tits

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>>173718380
The warm fuzzy feeling of superiority.

"Oh Shepard, you know I'm ticklish~"

how was SAM able to do everything ever?

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>>173718713
I brought that up
the response was
>"she said do your pathfinder thing, and SAM did"

>>173719024
I'm a footfag and this is disgusting

>>173718978

He was bent over a stack weapon crates in the aparment, naked of course, as a simularly naked Liara on her knees slowly massaging his ass. Strangely, he was okay with her massaging his ass, until he heard the bottle flip open with an audible pop. Strawberry scent filled the air as the cold liquid dripped onto his asscrack, sending a shock through his body, causing him to involuntarily tense up.

>>173719045
youtuber is just as delusional as some fags here

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>>173718910
Nice one friendo

>>173718380
Why is bt so stronk mastur raice?

I see hugkmon wimmins always want dey fom on tohes, den dey crie!! Wat slut!!

HEK HEK HEK HEK

uh, hugkmon heer, I no BT I tell yoo troo

>>173718338
Yes, this sounds pretty good especially because apart from your backers on the Nexus, nobody knows much about you. It's no longer about the hero who saves everyone - at least not initially - and you can focus on going your way. I'd also like to see more problems show up along the way, such as yout ship breaking or some squadmate in danger, requiring your help to save their life etc. Basically, more opportunities to actually roleplay and more choices that have an impact.

>>173719024
*catches plague and dies*

>>173718380
Quad tits

>>173719181
You're making me hate tali

>>173718338
No sounds like boring shit and this team can't do 'exploration' and open world shit.

>>173719181
Why did we get a stupid Pyjack instead of a cute little varren pup for a preorder bonus?

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>>173719181
Too much anon

>>173718380
because they're a good villain species with an actual backstory

>>173719478

Just give me a regular dog, instead.

>>173717162
I want to tickle sids feet
and get a bony foot job

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All hugh-mon women love big batarian cock.

I love these non-existent hotpockets

>>173719583
destroy ending?

>>173718627
>>Peebee is basically Jack


gas them.

>>173719478
all i want is an orange cat named jones ffs. the little fucker could have even eaten that dumb space hamster.

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Are people already hacking in multiplayer?

I just abandoned a gold match at wave 2 after both my weapons got stuck at 99 ammo and wouldn't use up any, allowing me to shoot indefinitely.

Don't know why I'm asking here. Not like the game itself gets talked about outside waifuposting

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>>173719024
Much better footshot

>>173719646
Anon NO
Sid is for gently molesting in her sleep while you knead her pudgy tummy

>>173719863
>Are people already hacking in multiplayer?
Probably started hacking during the trial.

>>173718627
>remnant VI is an essential skill
Essential for what? You don't need it for anything, and you can pay like 20 credits to free up the one point you're given for free.

>>173719863
I've entered lobbies with infinite shields/ammo on silver. Which doesn't even make any fucking sense, why not just do it on gold then. I just leave when I encounter it.

>>173719863
yeah, the cheat engine table for infinite health / ammo works in mp. i think you can hack ROF too. the only thing they bothered protecting from cheating were the funds you use to buy mp packs. now you know their priorities.

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Give me ONE REASON not to impregnate Vetra with a hurian

You literally cannot

>>173720017
All the answers I got were "it's an amazing skill you can use it for close quarters or long range or as a primer or as a detonator" without really explaining why its so perfect to replace an anti armor, shields, or cover ability

>>173720119
You just gave the reason

>>173720119
you cant bring her on missions without endangering your child

>>173720156
the fucking bot is useless as shit unless you actually direct it, but it still takes it for fucking ever to go do it's thing. pretty much any detonator/primer you can deploy yourself is a better skill investment.

>>173720119
Sid has to replace her on missions while she's knitting tiny collared bodysuits.
But Sid's slow and a bad shot and can barely use the jump jets.

>suvi talks about the ethics of creating new life
>no option to clarify my statement, just an option to agree or repeat what I said.
Nothing wrong with spawning meat-golems without the biological capacity for free will for the purpose of labor. Its weird as shit of course.

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>>173719920
What about vetra

>>173720506
She likes to watch
And take turns making Sid cum

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>>173719958
Fuck no. Kill you self.

So is there any actual replay value? I've started a second playthrough and thus far it just feels like a chore. Most of the other dialogue options effect one line of conversation at most and even using different biotics and combat options really aren't sprucing things up much.

I miss the good ol days where doing things differently actually had an effect on stuff. You can't even get anyone killed. Getting people killed was half the fun.

>>173719694
It's what sex with an Ardat-Yakshi feels like.

>>173720119
she's ugly and has bad resesive genes

I'm doing a new playthrough as a biotic on NG+. Currently have Throw/Pull/Overload on an Adept profile. What should I do differently?

>>173720643
none. even the new skill system kills any interest in replay.

>>173720643

Yeah the only thing that kept me going my second playthrough was getting the rest of the achievements. Even then I cut it short.

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>>173720395
Wut

>ywn watch human documentaries with Sid
Why?

>>173716572
Would be funny considering Andromeda is pretty much MGSV in space.
If Andromeda had MGSV's controls and stealth elements it would be great.

>>173720119
Because that's fucking stupid and will ruin her tight athletic body.

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>>173720892
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>173716965
Ah, but for all other potentially romanceable characters, the option is present, and Scott is summarily shot down. This means that Jaal, having no such option, is bi but hiding it for some reason (aka will be patched in later).

>>173721047
Why does this one even exist,

>>173721215
Battle tits

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>>173721492
of course
keep up the good work anon

What do Turians look like naked?

>>173721627
ugly

>>173720705
Shepard looks like he wants to slit Kaidan's throat while he sleeps.

>>173721627
even more disgusting than they do when they're clothed

>>173721627
turkey

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>>173721627

>>173721209
He only doesn't get shot down because that flirt is bugged, and you don't even get access to any of the pre-romance "friendship" options that you do with Sara. And what reason would he have to hide it? It's not like being gay is stigmatized by the angara, they're completely fine with it. It'd make no sense.

>>173721627
Hard and pudgy

>>173721697
>tfw no n7 to slit kaiden poster's throat

>>173721794
Anon please, Turians are very regimented.
Only an incredibly undisciplined one would become pudgy.

>>173712636
ME1 7/10
Solid for its time but aged badly. Best writing of the series.

ME2 9/10
Main plot was ass, but improved on ME1's combat, and the loyalty and suicide missions ranged from okay to fantastic. Best soundtrack.

ME3 7/10
Atrocious writing. Multiplayer was a ton of fun. Best combat (MEA could be better if it was balanced properly).

MEA 5/10
Meh everything. Shit soundtrack. Buggy. Could rise to a 6 with patches.

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>>173721918

>>173722074
pudgy vulva

>>173722141
Her belly would be superior

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>post one comment
>summon all the mid-tier fetishists from their hiding places
>thread degenerates into spam, anti-spam spam, and shitposting
Well fuck. I just wanted some ticklish aliens and softcore word porn, but I guess I'll go fuck myself then.

FEEL THE BLOOD RAGE!

>>173721982
shit opinions.

>>173722074
can't tell the ass from the face desu

>>173721918
Yeah, only an incredibly undisciplined, lazy and snack-addicted turian could become pudgy.

>>173722074
>>173722376
Clearly requires teaching on how to become a proper Turian girl.

>>173721739

Wait that lowered hood thing is an actual part of their body?

I thought they just had a weird taste in armor, that's awkward as hell.

Here is an Extra Credit video speculating on what went wrong with MEA animation. They don't cite anything beyond the game itself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qvvmVpS3AA

After all these years I forgot how difficult it is to play FemShep and talk to Jacob without flirting with him.

It's like every nice dialogue option she just starts wetting her panties or something god damn.

>>173722319
All of her would be superior because all of her is pudgy!

feetfags, fatfags and fagfags please fuck off, you are a disgrace for humankind

>>173722506
>tfw no Nathan Drake husbando

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>>173721215
>>173721381
>>173722389
Okay. Kaidanfag is one thing. Raptorfags are another. Footfags and fatfags are another. But Chobot? Jessica FUCKING CHOBOT?! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>173722506
They hired a bunch of incompetent fucks, that's it.
Why would I listen to some youtuber?

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>>173722495
did you think they had bowls on their armor because of weird alien fashion?

>>173722680
Snack holders. You never know when you are gonna need a protein bar or something.

Why do people call Sid pudgy again?

She seems to have a pretty regular body for a Turian and despite her clear computer hobby, she frequently actively involves herself in situations that'd require alot of moving around.

Getting herself a shuttle and flying to a shitty asteroid, heading all the way to Operations numerable times, constantly taking on jobs when she could just live leisurely speaks of a pro-active life-style.that keeps her on the move even if she tends to rely on the data-side of things.

Not to say she'd be muscular but she's probably decently fit.

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>>173722570
What about fitfags

>>173722680
Honestly yes, I thought it was just a weird alien fashion choice. You see some pretty dumb shit in sci-fi, figured that was just another oddity.

>>173723024
Because it's cuteand bullying her is more fun that way

>>173723126
much better

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>>173723126
How about some fit brown?

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>>173723364
sorry, only fit boys allowed.

>>173723217
>website for the bullied becomes bully central
hmmm

Nihlus was pretty hot

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The quests in MEA can be very frustrating.

>Be on Aya
>Hey need you to go to Havarl
>Go to ship
>Unskippable cutscene
>Switch systems
>Unskippable cutscene
>Go into planet orbit
>Unskippable cutscene
>Select landing site
>Unskippable cutscene/loading screen
>TALK TO ONE FUCKING GUY to finish quest
>Oh by the way captain you have a call on our dedicated QEC vid deck.
>mfw