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Indian Tech Support Edition

>New Comic:
http://www.madefire.com/motion-books/OVERWATCH-UPRISING/

>New teaser
https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/848958308643885056

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753775700

>PTR Patch Notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20635660#patchnotes

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Tips/tricks/basics/etc.
http://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R (embed)

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl

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>>173663513
Is that a baguette or is she about to lick peanut butter off a bbc?
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Fareeha

https://clyp.it/pnzprmkz
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It's a new age for Hanzo mains.
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Babymaker.
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Reach for the sky!
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how do i get good at aiming with genji? he's one of my most played heroes and I honestly feel like I suck with his LMB/RMB way too much for how much I play him
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>tfw you know for a fact there is no pleasing SJW's so you just sit back and laugh everytime there is a new update or event involving skins

Never fails. One portion of the base will always claim to be the most outraged, and if there is more than one they will always fight eachother over who is more outraged. What a toxic way to live.

Yeah damn right I posted it again, fuck SJWs
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Threadly reminder that Pharah x McCree is practically confirmed
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>>173663739
can't fucking wait
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>>173663743
I just realized that this skin reminds me of the armors the females in Gears of War wore in the 3rd game.
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>>173663739
>tfw don't even know if I'll still like the game by the time they release a new lego for my husbando
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>>173663743
Hopefully it'll have some unique lines to go with it.
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Is there space to ride on Orisa's back?
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>>173663743
I want to lay on Amelie's tummy
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First for cute Sym!
And adorable Dva
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>>173663513
Dr. Zaius skin for Winston when?
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WE DID IT BOYS

>Ana76 fags would be all over this like the fourth of July if this was them
>that desperate backtracking instead
>b-b-b-b-but Ana will match with them! S-s-s-she has to!

Face it, she has her matching spray with S76. You have your pathetic fist pose while we get the patrician full frontal.

It was worth the wait my dudes.
OUR TIME TO SHINE

WHO IS WITH ME? WHERE ARE MY BROTHERS WHO FOUGHT THE GOOD FIGHT SINCE NOVEMBER?

>>>>IT'S TIME<<<<
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>>173664310
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>>173663749
>McCree
>not D.Va
she has ONE gimmick and they failed to pick the right hero for it?
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>>173664267
I want to corrupt them into my slave loli lesbians!
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>>173664267
>tfw you realize the dark backstory to Symm's cute loli pic
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Pls.
>>173633935
>>173633935
>>173633935
That thread was made 6 hours ago.
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>>173663961
I haven't liked the game since like a month after release.

I just play during events.

I used to do weekly boxes but I stopped even doing that now
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Get on the PTR, the new patch is neat
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>>173664740
what, indian autism?
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>>173664310
Winston isnt a common chimp anon. He's a respected scientist and a great friend
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>>173665003
She was basically kidnapped by Vishkar and over the years pretty much brainwashed by them to follow their ideals, she couldn't really get along with any other kids in her classes and was super lonely so turned to her studies to try and fill the void
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>>173665150
that's a lot of autism concentrated into one post
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>>173665189
Well it is a post about Symmetra
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>>173664583
What autismo is this?
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>>173665121
what is she doing
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>>173665189
What does that even mean
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u08VA6sByi
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>>173665403
It means that anon came up with a convoluted sad back story that not only doens't make any sense but is just inherently stupid
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>>173665361
Trying to close a suitcase
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>>173665356
>pretending Ana76 fags and their autism doesn't exist

They are just finally getting a taste of their own medicine.
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>>173665494
That's literally Symmetra's backstory
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>>173665482

i didn't know stylosa browsed /owg/
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>>173665592
that's literally your weird head canon
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>>173665494
Retard
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>>173665674
>mobile posters
the scum of the earth
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>>173665665
Not even the same anon, bruh

http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Symmetra
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>>173665737
No no no, don't try to avoid the fact that you were wrong
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>>173665806
I'm not even the guy talking about symmetra. I'm just trying to purge the phoneposting menace.
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>>173665737
personal attacks on an anonymous image board after you get your shit fucked? HA
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>never played rein much
>made a joke about me being a fag
>asked if I was serious by someone on the server
>yes
>adds me and is my obedient healslut
>get PoTG and we win the game

Tell me where to find more bois that want to serve, I do well with them around.
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>>173666016
Holy shit I thought that was a meme
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>>173666105
It's not. Have him on my friends list still and he wanted to do it again but I haven't played in a while.
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>>173663743
>that new skin
>that midriff
Can't wait for event tomorrow.
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>>173663743
Are people really excited for this? It doesn't look that good.
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Help me for the love of God help me! It's been like this since Halloween, I've tried everything and even Blizzard doesn't know what to do. Please I just want to play my game.
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>>173666247
Ever tried formatting your PC?
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>>173666240
It makes her look less retarded.
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>>173666016
>>173666105
>>173666158
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>>173666240
I don't know I think it looks fucking hot, but also it's just that she FINALLY has another new skin
>still no new S:76 skins
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>Widow skin fixes her retarded skin
>Mercy skin fixes her retarded hair+halo
if only I played either of the classes
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when does the event start?

i have 3 loot boxes and its killing me to not open them. i'm compulsive
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>>173666327
That is NOT an option for me
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>do terrible the entire game
>get POTG
>get the only card on our team
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>>173666374
>i have 3 loot boxes and its killing me to not open them
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>>173666374
This is probably bait, but loot boxes are generated when you get them, NOT when they are opened, just open them
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>>173666420
buy an external Hard drive, transfer your shit, then format.
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>>173664583

Too bad Reaper is already for someone else.
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>>173666501
I got an external but it's out of room and i got about 140 gb of stuff left to move
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>>173666420
>help me
>try this
>no not that
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>>173666531
Mimi needs to disappear from the internet entirely.
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>>173666531
Just tell me where Mimi is from if you gonna keep posting it. I wanna know.
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>>173666420
Then if not even Blizzard hasn't helped, no idea.
Formatting seems your only chance.
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I REMEMBER the poster
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>>173666531
More
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>>173666651
>>173666594
Alright fuck it. Steam library is being shelved to start over
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>>173666626
It's some anon's OC they posted last night asking for advice on their skillset, but they also had a bunch of art of the character as well, mostly involving the character shipped with Reaper.
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>>173666707
Just remember to know exactly what you are doing if you are new to this.
You don't want to fuck your entire PC while formatting.
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>>173666707
delete sys 32 if that doesn't work
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>>173664583
I take it the Ana/76 people keep you awake at night, anon?
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>>173666681
How is "wache" pronounced?
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>>173666795
The only thing that keeps me up at night is video games. It's a bad habit, especially when I have work in the morning.
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>>173666821
"vah hur" apparently, except you have to garble the h to get a C too
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>>173666732
>OC x character pairings in current year
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>>173666821
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/de/De-Wache.ogg
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>>173666950
Better that obnoxious toxic shipping imho
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2/9 arcade wins, 18/20k exp, my body is ready
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>>173667157
It's honestly worse. It will never be better.
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>>173666821
It's somewhat difficult to explain.
"W"s are always pronounced like "V"s normally are in English. So the first syllable is like "vah."
But the "ch" is a bit more difficult. If you know how those two letters are pronounced in Scottish, like in the word "loch," it's basically just like that sound. But we don't have that sound in normal English and there's no real way to write it out.
Also, in German, there are no vowels at the end of words that modify the earlier sounds in the word but have no sound of their own. Like in "table" or something. So you have to pronounce the "E" at the end.
So, "Wache" is pronounced like "vah-chuh," if you remember that the "ch" is pronounced weirdly.
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>>173666705
Nothing else can do on a blue board, my dude
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>>173667157
it's way worse
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>>173667224
How?
Nobody sends creators threats and accusations if their OC doesn't become real and also shipped with a real character
Nobody goes around threatening other people who don't like the oc x canon couple/ *shrug*

You can see it was worse from a cringe perspective but from a community perspective it's better.
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>>173667290
stfufful is cute
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>>173667290
People unironically like Mimi?
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>>173666972
The "ch" sound is a little off.
I'd guess it's just from some regional accent.
If I was an actual German instead of just some American part-German larping as my ancestors while I'm in German class, I'd be able to tell which accent it was. But I'm not, so I can't.
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countdown to update?
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>>173667497
12ish hours or so
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>>173667429
I am german and posted the link. It sounds right. Maybe a bit "overpronounced" trying to sound as clear as possible. "CH" is really hard to describe to foreigners.
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>>173667429
i'm part german but my friend's the one who took any german

my last name is german though, it was kind of interesting to learn what it meant
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MEI
E
I
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More leaked material for the Insurrection event.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KddOZHoiThs
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>>173667497
13h25m
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>>173667643
>releasing satan too early
What did they mean by dis
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>>173667649
You know 4chan x has been a thing for years
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>>173667562
>>173667652
ty
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>>173667702
>enabling title replacement when it will always fuck up making new general OPs
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>>173667649
You lied to me.
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>>173667702
Even without the extension you can just hit the embed to reveal what it is.
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>>173667762
it doesn't, though
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>>173667371
guess i'll go make an oc and draw him assfucking mccree then since it's better for the community.
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>>173667890
yea it would be
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>>173667890
It honestly would be
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>>173667785
>>173667702
We all know Blizzard would do something like this. I'll bet 100 bucks one of the dances is part of the Caramelldansen, one of them is part of Bad Romance, and one is part of Little Apple.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLoTlJilWxk
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>>173667959
>We all know Blizzard would do something like this.
are you just bored or something
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>>173667959
>Bad Romance dance for Sombra
I want it
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All i want is Widow to get the Alizee im fed up dance.
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>>173668019
Too bad, McCree is getting it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmRFXvvAaqA
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Is everyone ready for new Lucio?
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What is the best ship and why is it Gérard x Amélie?
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I want to be fucked up so bad by Torb daddy
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>>173667157
Fixed.
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>>173668298
Because it's canon
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>>173668298
Amélie x Gomez
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>>173668367
Disgusting.

torb should never go without his beard.
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>>173668439
House*
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>>173668298
I prefer the angst, comedy, comfy, aesthetic package all rolled into one.
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>>173667643

>freezes all of us
>headshots each one of us one-by-one as we are frozen waiting our execution

Psychotic bitch
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>>173668298
Because it's canon and gives tumblrtards a case of burning anus
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>>173668572
nihao!
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>>173668572
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>>173668572
>She giggles the whole time
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>>173668367
I just noticed he still has his left hand here
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>>173664583
Been here all along bro.
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>>173668367
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>>173668367
Are his legs really shorter then his arms?
>lost his shins in the war
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>Reddit hypes itself up for yelling black guy hero
>get a little black girl
>tumblr headcanons Amelie as black with a black husband
>she is confirmed white with a white husband

Is Jeff dare I say, /ourguy/?
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>>173668275
I dunno, the nerf from 20% speedboost from 30% speedboost really hurts.

But the damage buff lol, I dunno how they want people to play Lucio now.
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>>173668738
My nigger. We finally made it.
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How is it possible that I keep losing? I'm always playing at my best and not tilting whatsoever.
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>>173663643
Fareeha.
noun.
1. Perfection.
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>>173668738
>Tumblr nose

Why do they keep doing this anons?
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>>173668367
Fist me my swedish small package Daddy
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>>173667890
Do it, then. It would be better than people insisting McCree assfucks Hanzo and then threatening those who don't agree.
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>>173668572
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>>173664583
cool but like when is there gonna be good fics of them and more interesting art pieces than just reaper threatening s76
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>>173667421
I like her
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>>173667890
In a way, this makes more sense than McHanzo. I'm less bothered compared to that OC slut.
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>>173668840
https://clyp.it/okaivftj

A serious qt. I hope she at least has a decent voice line tomorrow.
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>>173668298
White is beautiful.
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>>173668943
they haven't met and everyone knows they haven't met so provide multiple hard sources for your claim of being threatened or look like a typical sjw bogeyman autist
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>You can shoot DVA's mek before it explodes

WOWWWW I DIDNT KNOW THIS
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>>173668990
You know its funny now that the Uprising material is starting to cool down people are going back to old fics and complaining they can't read them anymore because Uprising changed the whole "presumed" dynamic that Commander Morrison was a complete, unwavering hard ass.
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>>173668990
>when is there gonna be good fics
>he hasn't read So Long and Goodnight by kriegersan
You dummy.
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The OC/reaper stuff is getting kinda stale, so something else.

Who do you play the most, OWG?
Anyone you would play more if they were stronger/you were better at them/etc?
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>Report our Widowmaker she sucks
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>>173666940
don't do this it causes suffocation after you swallow your tongue
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>>173669236
>Snipeur! Leave this to m-EAAUUGH!
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>>173669069
I literally spend all of my time on tumblr
I write shitty ass fics
I associate with shippers

People threaten those who ship McCree with Reyes because "guys that's gross they have a father son relationship"
McCree x Soldier76 is "abuse of power"
McCreee x Sombra is "boring hetero"
People fucking flip if you point out that McHanzo is also actually pretty negative of a relationship because it's always portrayed as "dumb idiot who Hanzo is disgusted by every time he acts weird/dumb"
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>>173669236
Tomorrow will be the Bleu (creamé) insurrection.
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>>173669041
>I hope she at least has a decent voice line tomorrow.
You know, for whatever reason I can really hear her saying Darkwing Duck's catchphrase, "Let's get dangerous!". I wanna hear her say that.
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>>173669236
>bait people into calling you racist/sexist names
>report thm for abuse
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>>173669187
I'm slowly becoming a Winston main this season. That barrier cooldown has been amazing.

Before this, I had mostly been playing Zenyatta or Hanzo
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Why does Orisas death sound erotic it sounds like a black woman being stuffed with BWC
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>>173668990
>shy 76
That shit cute.
>>173669187
>Who do you play the most, OWG?
I'm strictly Reapermain in qp but I fill in anything for comp.
>Anyone you would play more if they were stronger/you were better at them/etc?
The gay cowboy and Gengi.
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>>173669281
Lucio's
>Has anyone dealt with that Tur-AAUUGH

is my favorite line
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>>173669187

I mostly play Roadhog in qp and Ana in comp.

I would play Mimi more if they put her in already
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>>173669187
>Who do you play the most, OWG?
Zenyatta
>Anyone you would play more if they were stronger/you were better at them/etc?
Most flankers bar Reaper, to be fair I don't play them a lot but I'm still not sure if the playstyle is my cup of tea.
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>>173669187
Play McCree the most in qp because his gun is satisfying when you'regetting headshots but I stick to 76 in comp. I would like to play reaper more but there's hardly a time where I feel like he'd be a better pick than what I'm currently playing.
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>>173669389
Makes you wonder where Efi got those soundbites from.
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>>173668778
he's operating under Warcraft dwarf anatomy.
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https://www.twitch
.tv/ognglobal
korean esports, match 1 starting now, flash lux vs mighty aod
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>>173668990
I wrote Soldier76 fucking his younger self awhile ago. That's the only ship I need
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>>173669285
You have to realize something, tumblr is a sound box of sensitive mentalities. If you want to see the real communities that discuss concepts and produce legitimate artwork you have to look on twitter. That is not the """"shipping"""" community. That's just tumblrites being tumblrites.

Just look at the difference of quality for people who post Reaper76 only on twitter and/or pixiv and those that post anything on tumblr. It's astounding.
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He reminds me of Clark Gable in Gone With The Wind...want to see zombie Gerard walking away from Widowmaker as she clutches after him on her knees

>I can still love you!
>Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn
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>>173669462
Reaper should get better teleport mobility. He's loud as fuck already, everyone knows where he is, he just needs to move about quicker.
He's the best hero to blow apart the meta.

It should be "holy fuck get a sniper before Reaper gets you with shotguns"
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I want Pharah's love bites!
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>>173666247
>It's been like this since Halloween
I refuse to believe anyone could be so incompetent
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>>173669661
tfw pharah will never bite your dick
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How tomorrow will play out
>Snipeur!
>I need healing!
>The enemy has a teleporteur
>It's High Noon
>Myyy turreet!
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>>173669517
I would read a funny AU fic where Reaper and S76 have reconciled and Reaper no longer thinks S76 has a high opinion of himself.

There is an accident with Winston's time technology and it sends a younger S76 to the future. Reaper walks in to find this a few days later.
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>>173669187
Soldier is still my most played even though I mostly play Bastion, Sombra, Orisa and Torbjörn nowadays.

Would play Hanzo and Junkrat more if I cared even less about winning
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>>173669343
How do you go from Zen/Hanzo to WINSTON? They require entirely different skillsets.
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>>173668572
>>
>the 3 American heroes are the hero's widely thought to be gay

What was meant by this?
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>>173669574
>If you want to see the real communities that discuss concepts and produce legitimate artwork you have to look on twitter
>twitter
>highbrow discussion of concepts
are you insane
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>>173663805
you need more to your life than angrily anticipating made-up opinions from people who are just as retarded as you on the other side of the political spectrum, anon

pro tip you're even more annoying than those opinions you seek out when you spray your autism here
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>>173669848
Its just tumblr being cancer.
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>>173669574
Really? Because my twitter experience is watching people say chu "Literally hates gays" for the valentine's voicelines.
And I see the same toxcicity from shippers on there. I used to like r76, but always hated McHanzo. it's the same people there.
The only ones who are usually pretty good shipping wise are the ones who aren't western women. There's one mchanji artist i really like.
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>>173669516
>The Pharah that directs hit the other Pharah first wins the fight

SKILL
K
I
L
L

Although switching Pharah for Soldier:76 would give the team an advantage. You could just fall back and melt the Winston.
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>>173669878
>false equivalency
People pointing out that another group is imsane retards does not make the observer an insane retard.
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>>173669862
>>173669919

You don't know where to look or you are looking in vastly the wrong places.

Most of these people are nip and speak broken english to top it off.
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>>173669804
My fic was specifically Soldier76 is bitter about what happened with Reyes, ends up in the past, fucks himself. Sends Reyes the video knowing young Reyes wouldn't be able to tell who the fuck that old guy fucking Jack is.
Also makes a sweet pun relating to one of his voicelines.
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>>173669821
Easily...I hope you're kidding.
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>>173669661
>no pharah gf to spend time at the range with
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True pairing right here!
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>>173667890
>more gay porn in the ow community
This community and their love of faggots has almost turned me homophobic, the endless gay porn offends me on a base level.
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>>173669848
Any character that is attractive is widely thought to be gay.
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>>173670054
I would rather spend the time in bed
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What is the most annoying enemy team comp?
>Mei
>Tracer
>Symmetra
>Bastion
>Reinhardt
>Lucio
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>mfw the joy of going to sleep knowing I lost 150 points in ranked in a day
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>>173669285
mchanzo wouldn't be as bad if tumblr didn't constantly portray it in that way. like even mercer said they'd get along well enough and probably just argue about what decor to have in their home or some gay shit like that.
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>>173670126
That too
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>>173670129
this is the one time I think Junkrat is good to have.
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Insurrection will dispell the liberal kiddy belief that omnics are just like people.
They are violent rampant machines with hateful evil artifical personalities.
They must all be eliminated.
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>>173668805
Is reddit and tumble actually so cucked they wanted this?
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>>173669648
They said they implemented some minor quality of life changes for him on their internal server and were trying them out but weren't sure if even those would make it to live.
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>>173669983
no just a depraved retard obsessed with retards
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>>173669821
Zen and Hanzo need to know the location of all enemies and allies. This is basically the same for Winston. Except you take it up a notch and now you also need to find the rhythm for when your teammates are gonna push in. But your gun requires no aim, so you can focus more on your positioning.
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>>173670003
I only follow people now who ship many things.. I don't follow people who exclusively draw for one gay pairing.
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>>173670097
Its not really the OC community its just tumblr.
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Kinda odd how long the ptr has been down for leading up to this patch. The Lucio changes seemed significant but people only got to test them for what? One week maybe?
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>>173670228
The robo-nigger menace must be stopped. How many metal Jews do you plan on turning to scrap tomorrow night?
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>>173670157
Shh, just let the darkness take you
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>>173670003
Japanese Twitter is basically a different website thanks to 140chars going a lot further in Japanese than English
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>>173670175
I would like it more if it didn't dominate everything too. Like you can't look at ANY content of mccree without the person somehow sneaking in mchanzo to it. It's inescapable.

Also Hanzo should be the top
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>>173670276
Patrician taste are the folks who draw potential canon ships alongside art that fits in with the canon. They also have the best discussions. You just gotta find your nitch and stick with them.
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>>173670247
Reddit is literally full of cucks. Tumblr is just pathologically obsessed with hating whites.
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>>173670316
The OC community is fine. It's loaded with people who "special experiment" "magical powers!" "fated to be with them!" "______'s actual biological child" but like, the people aren't toxic about it
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>>173670373
I've always pictured McCree to be a milfhunter. Wonder why almost every piece on him is some fujoshit garbage. Not even Kakyoin from Jojo got this amount of gay content with him, instead he got stuck with being a man of patrician taste.
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>>173670268
You remind me of some anon on /fit/ that started calling me a hateful ignorant bigot because I noticed sjw tend to be weak and unfit.
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>>173670074
Nigga wtf
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>>173670129
>A single pharah shits on all of that
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>>173669590
I really don't understand Widow's new skin. She's not blue, but she has purple hair and yellow eyes. Is she midtransition or what?
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>>173670553
>midtransition

And you thought she wouldn't be when it says in her bio she went right to Talon immediately after killing Gerard?
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>>173670373
Yeah I can agree with that, it's a bit suffocating.

And that too, Hanzo's a prideful dude.
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>>173670553
>midtransition
That sounds right, all the skins are based on several years ago.
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Since French women have such a fascination with black men, do you think Widow has been BLACKED before?
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>>173670639
So did she slowly turn blue?
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>>173670787
Yes and yes.
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>>173669516
>>173669979
Playing Pharah without Winston is garbage, and neither team seems to have anybody who can play Genji
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>>173670670
at least something good came out of that retard's comics finally
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>>173670501
>m-m-muh SJWs

get a fucking life you mouth-breathing faggot

Now you'll resort to your only defense mechanism, y-you're an sjw! fucking /pol/cucks that literally comb through the Internet to find opinions that trigger them are the most annoying kids ever

I don't know why i engage this retardation, bye bye
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>>173670697

The only character I think is more of a top than Hanzo is Reyes.
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>>173667932
>>173667952
>>173668943
Damn, well I'd consider delivering on that if I wasn't so bad at character design.
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>>173670838
Just think, you could have ended that conversation without saying anything and we'd all be better off for it.

Fucking faggots always gotta pull this "drop the mic" bullshit.
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>>173670930
Top, possessive Reaper is best Reaper
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>>173669149
>So Long and Goodnight

eh jack's too peppy in it

especially since that image of him came from nowhere, he's always been a bit stiff as far as we've seen canonically

just because people come from indiana doesn't mean they're cheerful and naive, usually the opposite
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>>173668298
>best shunken ship
fixed
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I don't want to blow my load *too* early in case we get screwed over but things are looking to shape out just as planned and I'm honestly too excited about confirmation day tomorrow.

Time to celebrate. Post the best Reaper76 shit you got. Comics and funny shit also applies. Give me what you got. And of course Ana can come too, she's their bestie.
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Anyone know what time the update is going to be put up?
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>>173671091
14 hrs and 20 minutes
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>>173670989
With a specific person though.
tfw I had to censor my waifu
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>>173670054
>Pharah will never wrap her arms around you to try and show you proper shooting form
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>>173670995
Do you think we'll ever get a map in France where we can see Gerard's grave?
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>>173670961

ideally it triggers him as much as you
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>>173671075

I'm sorry for your inevitable loss.
I'll be here tomorrow for comfort if you need it.
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>>173671075
Still a favorite.
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>>173670054
>no actual sit emote, just get the autist kneel
sigh
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>>173671167
I've seen you posting about Mimi and I think she's a pretty nice-looking character, anon! How did you come up with her?
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>>173670995
eventually we might have a france one but a clear close grave im not sure, maybe a cemetery in the distance
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>>173671301
I like her art because not only does she dominate the entire reaper76 scene but she's not like a rabid cancer shipper, and sticks to her other ships despite getting anonymous hate for the non-r76 ship
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Three legendary Hanzo Skins in Production
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753975236?page=2#post-40


Also why the fuck did you cumguzzlers make 2 generals again?!
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>>173671075

I don't understand you shipfags. what would confirmation day even entail? just a canonical presentation of them being pretty good friends? is blizz gonna include a bara bara doujin in one of the loot boxes or something?
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>>173671378
i mean, this >>173671231
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>>173671167
so is mimi just some weird self-insert fetish oc or what?
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>>173671449
>Pharah still without a good legendary
can't use ice queen forever
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>>173671452
People already consider Jack saying "Gabe" their confirmation.
Everything that implies people getting along is ship confirmation to shippers.

Ideally, though, confirmation would be you know verbal expression of interest or a kiss like with Lena and Emily.
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>>173669187
Tracer
Zarya, I want to learn her but I have no idea what I'm doing.
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>>173671420
Admittedly some of her comics are very hit and miss though. Some borderline cringe, and that retarded "don't hate other ships" campaign was pure autism.

>>173671261
Sorry man, but it truly is coming together. It would take a major asspull for things to fall apart now.
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>>173671075
>Master1200

Expand pictures before saving them from pixiv, click that little button first always.
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>>173671565
>You're pretty handy with that bow
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>>173671536
She's the 26th hero.
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>>173671656
How do you know?
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>>173671301
>>
mercy being in the meta is literally the worst
so many retards that don't understand the simple concept of hiding with your ult
so many retards that hold their ult for too long because they wanna jack off to a play of the game they won't even get

fuck this game
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>>173671601
>People legitimately think that Blizz is going to write Chris Metzen's Gary Stu getting assrammed by Reaper
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>>173671536
some dumb OC hero that people/tumblrfags here have been shilling for no apparent reason
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>>173671743
Thats even funnier because reaper is a metzen insert.
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>>173671565
I am not "those" people anon. You don't know how to look between the lines. It's been a steady build up to a reveal since Old Soldiers. And this spray will be "it" combined with whatever dialog between the two of them comes with the event. Whatever Jack is looking/posed and the name of the sprays will tell all.
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>>173671743
He's not even Metzen's character anymore. Chu took the reigns. I mean shipping aside, they share only name alone at this point.
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>use faceapp on an overwatch pic
>post results

Do your worst
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>>173671826
Even if the name is "friends" you're still going to say it "tells all" though
Even if Ana has one too, you're going to say it's proof
Even if Reyes continues to flat out disrespect Jack in his voicelines and undermine is authority and behave recklessly, it's just going to be labeled as "sexual tension"
Even if it's confirmed Ana and Gabe are lovers, r76 shippers will just pretend it's a bump in the road of Jack's relationship with Reyes.
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>>173671743
Honestly whether or not he takes it from Reaper, being Gay(tm) is the only thing that can make Morrison an even remotely interesting character

Because all he's got going for him right now is some blond-haired blue eyed all American Indiana hick perfect soldier turned cynical soldier schtick that's so cliched it made me gag before characters started calling him out for it

Metzen is fucking terrible at writing anything that doesn't feel right out of the 80's
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>>173672016
>>>/tumblr/
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>>173671973
That is a lot of assumptions that will never happen with the way this story is headed man. You need to chill.
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>>173666681
me too
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>tfw can't get out of gold and stuck around 2200
>tfw sister just hit 3800 as a McCree main

Should I just uninstall?
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>>173672048
>>>/shill/
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Shieet you can genderbend pretty believably
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>>173672085
is she cute?
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>>173672120
Just fuck off no one wants to hear your tumblr rants.
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>>173672058
I'm just saying literally nothing is going to prove r76 shippers have been wrong because they're in a bubble of self denial. Literally Chu saying "Reaper and 76 have never fucked and never will" isn't enough to get people to think they aren't moments away from the big reveal.
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>>173672131
what
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>Anas rifle can no longer do damage, given a sidearm akin to Mercy/dva pistol
And suddenly the Ana player pool is 5000 times better
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>>173672085
ask her why she's better than you
learn from it
git gud
establish your familial dominance you fucking pussy
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so any eta for todays event?
>>
>change ult and mic buttons
>they change back to their old settings every second game
i miss tf2
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>>173672140
I don't think my sister is attractive although her douche bag baseball playing boyfriend does. It makes it worse that she has an alt account and carried his god awful ass to platinum
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Soldier 76 hasn't been Metzen's character for a while now, look at his original bio and compare it to S76 in Overwatch
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>>173672158
No one wants to hear OC spam and Blueburry shitposting pics but here we are faggot

Soldier76 is boring and dated as hell as a character and at least if he was gay the story might be a little bit more interesting and I could make fun of people who instalock him
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>>173672178
Nothing has proved them wrong, there has only been more evidence every time they're shown together. It's been a perfectly fine build up.
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>>173672231
>tattoo on the wrong side
Why would anyone flip the image?
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>>173672229
she is just a good shot and likes mccree. she doesn't even know the names of some maps or abilities, it's fucking retarded
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>>173672267
Oh god Metzen is so fucking terrible at telling stories he's so god damn behind

this is why I can't take people who get pissed at Chu seriously, all his fuckups are benign compared to this jackass running Warcraft for a decade
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>>173672323
>Reyes completely undermines Jack's authority, acts like a bitter salt pile baby

>"G-guys it's a build up. It's been nothing but proof they're t-together."
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>>173671963
At least she's a bit closer to actual chinese now
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>>173672390
Did we read the same comic? Morrison didn't even give Reyes a single order, what authority was he undermining? Did you also forget they are the same rank?
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>>173672283
Fucking
Shut
Up
You
Stupid
Queer
>>
>>173672323
>there has only been more evidence every time they're shown together.

What's the evidence you're talking about anyway?
Hard mode: If it includes Jack, Gabe AND Ana, it's not evidence.
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>>173672489
>If it includes Jack, Gabe AND Ana, it's not evidence.

What does that even mean anon?
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>>173672471
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>>173672452
Maybe the part where Blackwatch was suspended and he sent people in anyway despite the fact that Overwatch has had eyes on them? Thus risking aggravating the situation?


Not to mention the heavy implication that Gabriel has a habit of pulling shit he shouldn't be. Jack knew Reyes would have more "assets" he needed to worry about.
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>>173672247
Change it then close the game.
>Missing TF2
It's dead, the only shit it's had for it was the maps and Bliz said they're working on map tools to give us atm.

TF2 will soon be completely replaced in every single way.
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>>173672471
make me faggot your ass is the one getting pounded
>>
how do i climb without any friends to queue with
solo queue is literal aids
>>
>>173672390
Reyes didn't undermine Jack's authroity, but the Prime Minister's orders for OW not to intervene in London. Jack actually takes Reyes' side here.
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>>173672192
Faceapp bruh
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>>173672559
The picture he carried of the 3 of them even as Soldier76, for example, does not count.
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>>173672686
why'd you turn her into raven symone
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>>173671963
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>>173672610
>Bliz said they're working on map tools
I'm gonna sleep contently tonight
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>>173671075
The Blackwatch Commander is cute. CUTE!
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>>173672602
Except you forgot that McCree left Blackwatch at some point. How do you know Reyes sent him in?

>Jack knew Reyes would have more "assets" he needed to worry about.

Did you miss the part where Jack was the one still trusting Gabe while Ana was complete skeptical? I think the problem is you're just misinterpreting the information.
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>>173672748
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>>173672748
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>>173672776
>Except you forgot that McCree left Blackwatch at some point. How do you know Reyes sent him in?

don't be fuckin stupid, bio states he left after the infighting peaked
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>>173672261
post a pic, let us decide
it can just be her body if you're worried about anonymity
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>>173672760
>But there are many challenges ahead of us and it will be a very long road before our editor can be made available to the public
I'm gonna give them a year.
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>>173671963
Nerf this.
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>>173672910
That's generous.
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>>173672858
Literally a year away from the Swiss incident and you don't think we've "peaked" yet?
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>>173672776
I like how now you're willfully ignoring facts for your ship - what a surprise.
Ana specifically asks why McCree is there, and it's brought up that McCree should not be there as Blackwatch is suspended.

Also nothing inherently implied Jack was trusting Gabe, he could have just as easily been ignoring him because he knew that nothing was going to help by calling him out on his bullshit - we don't know whether either of those things are the case - so why does it qualify as proof?

Beyond that even if he did trust Reyes what makes this proof of a relationship any more than say, Jack walking Ana back to her quarters proves they're together? (that doesn't prove anything either, btw - just since you clearly don't know what's proof or not)
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Red Reaper skin when?
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>>173672947
Seems like the right amount of time for heavy work. And other stuff they've dramatized as being far off took like 2-3 months at times.
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>>173672967

Two years ago for one.
For two many things haven't happened - the graduation ceremony shown in winston's short. ie: genji being green cyborg ninja.
Ana hasn't "died"
Widowmaker isn't blue.
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>>173672016
Its amazing how you not only manage to be racist but your solution to what triggers you is to make a character gay.
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Just climbed over 400 SR... played thru the night. But then children started to get online, and my streak was broken. ;__;
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>come to 4chan to escape shipping nightmare
>immediately see argument about whether Reaper76 is real or not

Is nothing safe
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Blizzard makes a mode where a team has to fight one of several different giant Omnics.

Would you like it?
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>>173673034
Is this your first Blizzard game?
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what the bleeding fuck does it mean by "healing prevented" in Ana's stats? I've got like 70 or so hours as her, and it says I have 0 healing prevented. is this a bug, or...? I deny healing all the time with nades.
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Who has the better ass?
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>>173673171
Bugged.
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>>173673121
>in the rank where there's children

loelel XD
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Looks like Fareeha got a minor skin update
https://pharah-best-girl.tumblr.com/post/159443602815/pharah-by-sexygenderswaps
gotta love that tattoo
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>>173673027
already in the game
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Aside from blackwatch skins, those blue skins look fucking generic and boring tbqh
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>>173673181
Mercy. Tracer doesn't even have an ass.
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>>173673049
>he's triggered by cliches

perfect, almost always white, soldiers turned angry and hard by some form of betrayal has been done to death

It's what every 40 something male mid-life crisis writer wannabee shits out at least once in his life

he's not gonna bone reaper but at least give him some sort of actual flaw or secret beyond 'I tried my best and the people around me betrayed me :'('
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>>173672971
Dude really, you're going to come in saying I'm ignoring facts while you make up facts?

Jack did not press the issue despite the incident. He didn't bring up McCree. He changed the subject while Ana kept the pressure up.

What makes you think Ana even knows McCree left? What makes you think the suspension was the last straw and he started acting on his own? That would fit in with the lore we have now.

And nothing at all proves Jack was "walking Ana back to her room" other than you assuming that's what he did. And regardless, that doesn't even imply anything? How do you know Jack's office isn't on the way to her room? Come on now.

>Also nothing inherently implied Jack was trusting Gabe
The fact that he doesn't push for more information is evidence enough. You forget that one of Jack's canon character attributes is that he's a bit dense.
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>>173673171
I wish her nade didn't negate heals. it's way too fucking good. Her entire kit is too good. Even if she didn't do damage except for melee attacks it would still be too good.
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>>173673154
run while you still can
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>>173672380
ask her for aiming advice then, it's not like you're in denial about that she's a good shot
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>>173672639
You don't. Or grow some luck.

The only way you climb solo if you roll the dice right for multiple games in a row.
People who take ranked seriously are duo queueing.
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Who is the best waifu and why is it D.va?
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>>173673227
Yeah, I was kinda surprised. Some diamond 12-year-old was giving people orders and tips.

And good for him, I guess, but I just could not stand his voice.
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>>173673320

You know what. Maybe you're totally right.
We'll see tomorrow, in what like 12 hours or so? c:
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>>173673169
Gimme a mode where it's the Giant Korean Sea Omnic and as people play the mode it slowly evolves to match the current meta against it, Warning Forever style
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>>173673373
>take the game seriously
>solo queue to 4200

or you can git gud
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>>173673048
I think its more likely the "graduation" when Winston joins Overwatch happened before he started working in Overwatch. Tracer already has her accelerator technology.

We don't know how long it took for her to be blue, just likely under a year for her to take her appearance in the comic. And the Swiss incident took place 6 years ago. It's not 2 years.
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I work for Blizzard and Gabe's ex is going to be introduced as a new hero, he's the Greek hero.
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Choose your husbando.
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>tfw highly dominant player on a highly submissive team
GET ON THE POINT
GET ON THE POINT
FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, GET ON THE POINT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>173673181
Sombra
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>>173673515
Why does everyone have the same body type except Roadhog, Junkrat, Lucio and Torb.
Why is Winston even in here.
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Is Zenyatta's spray implying he used to look different and changed his appearance to look more non-threatening, or is that when he's being made?
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>>173673437
>hey guys i got to a literal meme rank on one account in the easiest season so far, im literally a god at the game

People like you are the reason why I don't like playing ranked at high level.
Post your S1/2/3 or fuck off.
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>>173673459

So you think Genji was green before his blackwatch genji look?
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>>173673539
>team doesn't push until the last 30seconds
>we still lose
>"do you guys not know how to push???" someone asks
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>>173673597
Zenyatta is 20 years old so changed
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>>173673515
Jamison!
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>>173673416
met a 14 year old in Diamond as well, jesus christ his voice was breaking but damn it I will admit he had some damn good tips and shot calling.
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>>173673656
>you'll never have a skinny Australian bf who will wrestle two-headed crocodiles to impress you
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>>173673580
>Why is Winston even in here
Why indeed?
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>>173673459
>>173673048
Not getting involved but that picture is considered noncanon now, Chu twitter revoked it and said it doesn't fit in with the current lore they now have

I don't have a source but it's something I read on his page and can't be assed to find it now
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>>173673418
Don't be a wise ass anon. I was just replying to what you said. I wasn't trying to ignore any facts like you seem to claim. Now we can keep arguing or post art. It's your choice.
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>>173673170
They made custom games sound like they were ages and ages away before releasing it like 2 weeks later...their speed for stuff on this game is unknowable.
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>>173673727

I think he specifically stated that the picture simply showed Ana, Jack and gabe to be too young?
Could be wrong tho
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>>173673727
Yeah it definitely doesn't fit because the main trio look way too young. Looks like they really are nuking all the lore and starting over.
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>>173673539
>>173673646
>team has point
>just allows themselves to slowly get pushed back without standing their ground
>next thing you know we're in our spawn and I'm the only one anywhere away from it
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>>173673712
It is kind of sad that we can never really be together. But at the same time I keep him in my heart, so in a way he's always with me to give me strength!
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>>173673727
I thought he was just referring to the ages. Pretty sure that's it. I know what post you're talking about.

>>173673640
What, you think its impossible he has two looks at the same time he switches back and forth between? Inconceivable!
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>>173673597
What spray?
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Zen childhood
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>>173673931
>>173673937
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>>173673423
>Warning Forever
Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

Also holy shit yes please. Players go tank heavy? It slowly gets more Bastion turrets. Players pick Bastion and Torb a lot? It grows hard hitting weapons that punish sitting still. Tracers and Genjis? It adds on electric tickle-guns and freeze sprayers. And so on.
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>>173673937
What the hell am I looking at. Is that his entire body with no lower jaw?
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>>173674019
Head and neck with the faceplate popped off
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>>173672748
jesus christ
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>>173674019
OH wait holy shit that's his face?!
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Never come to King's Row again humanboi
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>>173673937
Wait what the fuck? I thought Omnic's eyes are supposed to be the lights? Is this a fuck up or is Zenyatta different?
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>>173674019
his secret face
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They should make it so if you don't get on the point you die in real life. Stop having a fucking buttfuck parade around the chokepoint.
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>>173668298
Undead Gerard when?
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>>173673181
Widow. Obviously. Tracer is pretty much flat,widow is basically a middle finger to the sjws
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>>173663743
the midriff ruins it to be honest
wish it was just spandex hugging tightly enough to show her bellybutton
But this is for autistic widow mains, not me
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The artist for that extensive Reaper76 comic that gets posted here is working on a show for cartoon network that just aired today. She's actually one of the side characters in the show.

It's pretty neat. Just letting you know.

Yes its an awful fucking look but now you can see why she's obsessed with Reaper's edgy aesthetic
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>>173674653
midriff enhances it*
Ftfy fampai thank me later
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Best spray
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>>173674690
>cinderblock knuckle duster
pretty cool
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>>173668298
>tfw no spy hero Gerard

Also I think they should remove any cartoonish features about Winston and just replace him with a live-action gorilla with all the powers of a real gorilla
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>>173674751
what is it even supposed to mean

a hackaccino?
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>>173674690
Looks like Fistirick if he was a girl. I should give the Ben 10 reboot a look later on.
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>>173674690
>wearing piercings or jewelry in any kind of fight

Holy fucking super-retards, batman. It's almost like these faggots have never been in a fight once in their life.
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>>173674827
It's written by the original people at "men of action" that did the original Ben 10 series. First episode wasn't bad.
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>Kings row stacked to the 9s with defensive heroes
>rein dashes in
>dies
>"why didnt you follow me, what the fuck"
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>>173674941
Why didn't you follow him?
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>>173674880
Really? The first thing you notice is the nose ring, not the fact she's using a cinderblock for knuckles?

>>173674919
I'm sure it was decent, tons of episodes have been out overseas already. Most of the complaints seem to be for the art style on /co/, anyway.
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>>173667643
50 fucking dollars, no thanks
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>>173674808

She hacked the coffeemaker and it make coffee only for her/with her options.
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>>173674992
cinderblock for dusters is a bad idea
wearing a nose ring is the worst mistake you could make if you plan on not having a chunk of your body ripped off.
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Can we get a list of Torbjörn's achievements? The is nothing this man cant do
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>>173674808
>he missed ARG
Weird mix of excitement and blueballing it was
Mostly blueballing though
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How do I stop people from bullying my Sym play? They flip their shit and say all sorts of awful things until I block/mute em.

I can't play with an entire team shitting on me...
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>>173669979
oooooh watching some pro level Sombra play right now.

I'm glad they didn't go absolutely crazy with her buffs. she's so good in skilled hands.
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>>173672748
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>>173675028
$40 if you buy it from anyone except blizzard and gsc
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I'm only rank 3800 why the fuck am I playing with top 500 guys? That's no fricking fair.
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>>173674808
It was a red herring during the ARG
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>>173675103
disable chat, and or voice coms.
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>>173674019
its just his head and some of his upper body below the neck
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>>173675103
Try growing some balls
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>>173675103
Repeat "nigger" over and over until they shut up.

Works every single time.
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How do you guys define carrying?

I don't mean a team carrying an obviously bad player to victory, I mean that one guy or girl who insists on letting people know how that game was won (or almost won,) because of them.

I've seen youtube people brag about it and several other youtube videos on accounts that aren't their own clearly showing they couldn't carry a grocery bag.

A friend of mine even says he's carries every other game and his only criteria seems to be gold medals (not four, mind you, two or less.) And this motherfucker's highest SR ever was 2950, and the last time he was almost a Diamond, he complained that somebody trolled his team (apparently he couldn't carry good enough to win 5v6.)

What do you say /owg/? Is it even possible in such a team heavy game for one or two people to carry the rest?
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>>173675348
When you have 4-5 golds and haven't switched your class once and you win.

I carry regularly because the majority of players on both my team and the enemy's are pathetic animals devoid of intelligent thought.
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>>173675348
I say who you kill and what plays you make
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So event starts when?
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>Leak
>Still nothing for Zarya
>Last new skin was her Dawn recolor but with sleeves added
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>>173675348
been climbing up using Sombra, thing is teammates don't notice you are doing anything.

I can take out a support and teleport back disable rein shields, bastions and if dva or winston is on point. Torb turrets go down.

Don't know if that counts as a carry but hell, i've been climbing up that way and it works.

Defense I usually play Mei, mercy or Rein.
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>>173675484
12-1 PM PST 3-4 PM EST usually I think
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>>173674151
It is the lights in that pic, notice that slits are too low to fit the camera
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>contested almost 4 minutes of payload as Lucio by crouching
>team just trickled in one by one
>on guy on the other team rage quit after finding out where I was

So... this is the power of high masters
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>>173675348
>Is it even possible in such a team heavy game for one or two people to carry the rest?
Yes. But not in Overwatch.

I think "carrying" means that you are basicly doing double duty - performing at 200% or over - completely substituting another player altogether. And in Overwatch, that's pretty much impossible. A 5v6 scenario is extremely hard to win, if the enemy is actually trying too.

In some other team-based games it is, however, possible to do that. My favourite example is World of Tanks, where the matches are 15v15, but they often revolve around 3-5 competent players, with over half of the team being basically tourists, just along for the ride.
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New event looks good. I like most of the skins.

New Widow skin has a small chance to make me switch from Noire.
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Ana and 76 have a relationship of trust and respect
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>>173675660
>But not in Overwatch.
Don't be a casual.
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>flash bang is CC
>rocket and bomb damage is single target
What madness am i listening?
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>>173675660
>Yes. But not in Overwatch.
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>>173669516
Pharah players are always MVPs

Pharmercy literally puts all the weight on a single person, Pharah, and if they suck it's worse than if a single person sucks, and Pharah has one of the worst skill-to-reward ratios of any hero in this game. This is why Blizzard will never nerf Pharmercy- only single average skill plebs complain as their 200 dps hitscan play gets out-aimed by 120 dps 24.5 m/s pinpoint projectiles fired by Quake gods
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>>173675743
Do you mean pro players CAN substitute themselves, or what is your point? (Because you are wrong anyway.)
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>>173675186
If you cry about playing against better people you might as well just quit.
Being able to lose to top500 players is the single best way to improve and climb.
Stop crying you boosted bingo.
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>>173675892
What the hell is McCree anyways? He's either the darkest white guy, or some sort of 1/4 hispanic southerner
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>>173675910
Are you implying that, let's say Shadowburn or Seagull can't carry his team to victory?
>>173675972
Pic related. He is just tanned
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>>173675348
I play dps
I never carry
My support duo does.
By enabling me to kill 6 people on the other team
You cannot carry alone.
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>>173675972
>mmhhh hmmmm you're pretty handy with that bow ;)

What did he mean by this
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>>173675348
It is hard to tell when teams play seriously and coordinated but since this is rarely the case under mid diamond I can usually tell if someone is much better.

DPSes are obvious, Tanks are noticable when they do instakills / good ultimates and healers shine when they save a few teammates at once from dying.

I played in a five stack and with a random reaper a few weeks ago who was pretty much unstoppable. We died left and right, barely moving the payload forward and he killed the enemy team several times with little support and won the match for us.

I consider Hogs and Zaryas who never die heavy carries as well.
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>>173675972
he's a white guy turned a tawny color due to his sun-cooked adventures, duh
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>>173675972
He's a cowboy, they have sick tans
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Why do they always have a spray with an awesome skin that is not ingame? Like the Zarya spray now.

Also id the sprays are some "young" themed ones why cant genji and hanzo be fighting as mirror sprays
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>>173675896
I would say THE worst skill-to-reward ratio. The absolutely dogshittiest Pharah can get picks easily, especially backed by a Mercy. She has so many advantages that no hero has, it's retarded how unbalanced she is.
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>>173676130
The yin yang sprays and the dragon ones from last event are closest you'll get
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>>173666681
>Balderich armour
>That's Balderich Von Adler
>>
new skins when
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>>173676154
>shitters still think Pharah is OP
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>>173675896
>single average skill plebs complain as their 200 dps hitscan play gets out-aimed by 120 dps 24.5 m/s pinpoint projectiles fired by Quake gods
I had a giggle. But It's kind of true. People below 4200-ish cannot 1v1 a GOOD pharah as cree/76/widow. Even so with a mercy shoved up the pharah's ass.
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Hardy har har. Torb should be a comedian.
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>>173676280
>Pharah mains who can't get past Diamond still think they're OP
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>>173675542
Yeah but is truly carrying if you're dismantling the enemy with your abilities, but the rest of the team is getting eliminations and defending and moving the payload, etc.? I mean, do Reinhardt mains rightfully carry their teams because they provide shields that allow others to attack/defend? Can a Pharah main that stays high and gets the killing blows after the rest of the team eats away on the ground, honestly claim they're carrying the others?

Like you said, it's hard to tell what the other teammates are doing a lot, but I'm coming to the conclusion that people who say they carried, using the term, are just boastful assholes.
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Any idea what time the event launches today?
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Who's going to narrate the PvE mode in the new event this time?
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>>173676293
>invented the games tagline
Is there anything this man can't do?
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>>173675348
As you rise in ranks it becomes less feasible to truly carry, but more people claim they do, probably because they don't see how other people's play can enable theirs.
I had a 5 gold game as Zen yesterday, playing with a fourstack. I definitely played well, but I wouldn't say I carried, my team was consistent about making sure I had barriers and flanker protection, which gave me room to operate.
I also had a couple games solo queueing as Zarya where I guess I could be considered as having carried the attack (although I hate to use the term), because I repeatedly broke what was otherwise a slow stalemate. I don't imagine that I would have 1v6ed the other team, though.
I've definitely seen other players basically dictate the flow of a game, which I think is closer to what carrying in Overwatch is.
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>>173676418
Being able to make plays always depend on teammates.
A platinum pharah whose tanks go in when she goes in will kill both supports and maybe even dps.
A top500 pharah whose tanks sit around in choke cannot do jack shit because she will become the immediate threat due to lack of team presence. They will usually trade 1 for 1 or just sit at choke and spam, because they know that they aren't being enabled.
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>>173676616
Grow taller
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i want to sniff amelies sweaty vagina,asshole,feet and armpits.
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>>173676629
DPS is the MOST reliant on teammates.
If you have truly bad teammates it's impossible to carry on DPS.
Tanks only depend on the supports. A pocketed zarya can kill 4-5 solo. A road that's hooks are being ana naded an he's getting speedboosted into position for clutch hooks will carry the game.
Supports solely depend on how fast their DPS handles the flankers/threats.

This is why the most common duos are support/tank and support/control dps(like 76)
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You guys don't even know just how badly I want her. I want to kiss her beautiful lips. I want her soft hands held in mine. To have her fingers interlace with mine as I lay on top of her as we kiss. Words cannot describe how much I wish to hear her slight moans and whimpers as I run my fingers down her chest and belly. To intimately know the size, the taste, the shape, and the smell of her labia and clitoris. There is nothing more in the world that I would want than to feel her get handfuls of my hair and feel her thighs quiver around my head after eating her out for hours on end. I want to feel her arms grip me tightly and her legs lock behind mine as I dump load after load into her. But most of all I want her to rest her head on my chest afterwards as we drift asleep whispering sweet nothings into each other's ears.
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Widowmaker <3 anal!
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Pre-patch fucking when?
I want to be able to play the game as soon the event drops.
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Hurry up NA, the wait is killing me.
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>>173677115
Back the fuck up bitch that's my waifu you're talking about
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WHAT EVENT

WHAT FUCKING EVENT IS IT?

GOOGLE ISNT FUCKING HELPING WHAT IS THE GODDAMN EVENT?
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>>173677464
Did you not even look at the OP?
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are the homoposters gone yet?
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>>173677507
I read the OP it doesnt help for SHIT
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>>173677629
Repeat the question?
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>>173676154
>t. gold
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>>173677464
Mann vs Machine 2: Electric Bugaloo
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>>173671452
>>173671565
Or, you know, being a Swedish baby factory.

Really though. Aside from Torbjörn having Octomom for a wife, Widowmaker probably bordering necrophilia, and Tracer having her redhead, the closest you'll get for confirmation's going to be Gengu and Marcy with all the hinting they've been doing.
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>>173677742
when are you going to kill yourself you worthless degenerate?
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>clawing my way back out of silver on my learner acct
>every single time we win, its DPS aware of on-the-second shift in focus
>every time we lose, its DPS trying to offload focus responsibility
>everyone default assumes 2/2/2 is the say-all be all key to victory
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>>173677838
When are you going to calm down?
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The new skins look fucking terrible. It's like they fired all their concept artists for some reason.
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>>173666821
don't try
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>>173677903
when I know you're buried so your father can enjoy his life again
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Have you pre-ordered yet?
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>yuri shippers/tumblr mad at the widow/gerard spray
every update to this game has been a gift to me.
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>>173676057
>Shadowburn or Seagull can't carry his team to victory?
No idea who these are, but yes, I'm certain two persons could not beat 6.
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>>173678056
>tfw no female Junker hero
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>>173678010
Not just lacking chill but edgy too. The literal definition of a preteen here folks.
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>>173678051
No, I need one of Odile Widowmaker.
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>>173675972
You know most white people aren't actually ((white)) right? They range from oranges to reds to pinks and can all darken thanks to this thing called the sun and melanin.
Do you just never go outside?
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>>173678010
its ok anon you can say you want mimiposting back
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>>173678098
tfw no gender swap to have the whole roster full female
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>>173677932
I know right? The cherry on top being Widowmaker's. Ugly as sin. I sure as hell am interested in who exactly designed them. Should be fired ASAP. Gonna look out for them on artstation to send them hate mail
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>>173678231
>btk
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>>173678142
The artist of that would hate knowing a R76 shipper was using that hahaha
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>>173678259
>Roadhog is skinny

Dropped

Genderswap skins would be neat though. Especially femboy Tracer
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>>173678158
my tan on my arms is somewhere between reyes and fareeha
my tan on everywhere else is mcCree tier
Just thought dark brown eyes, brown hair, that spread out face and southern Vaquero were nods to hispanic descent
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>>173678259
>they all have the same body and face and tits
quality artist
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>>173678259
>Every single character has the same bodytype
Fucking awful. Do it right or don't do it at all.
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>>173678259
not if it's as uninspired as that bullshit
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>>173678303
Why don't you screen cap the post, send it to him, and then get back to me autismo.
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>>173676253
Are you blind? That's Stonehardt.
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>>173678302
Signature my dude
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>>173677895

>>everyone default assumes 2/2/2 is the say-all be all key to victory

Is silver where all the people who don't even pay the barest attention to the meta goes?
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>>173678259
everyone looks the same, they dont even have the bodytype of the person they represent.
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>>173678407
They parrot what successful people do without understanding why they are successful. It's not their fault.
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>we will never have a meta that doesn't require 2 healers
>there will never be a meta with less than 2 tanks
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>>173678056

Not everyone can ship Junkrat and Roadhog like you, bud.
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>>173678453
>It's not their fault they're retarded
It's exactly their fault.
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>>173676253
It might just be a version of power armor closer looking to Balderich's order of crusaders when Rein was still young and under his wing

>>173678381
Are YOU blind?
go look at stonehardt again and make the comparison
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Pharah in defense

is it any good?
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>>173678407
They copy the loadout, but dont understand why it is
i still see some people insta lock PharaMercy but the pharah doesn't push aggressively or the Mercy doesn't trust Pharah/off-heals enough to commit
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>>173678504
degenerates need not reply.
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>>173678504
>Not a yurishipper
>Therefore he must be a gayshipper
Do you faggots only see people as shippers?
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>>173678056
Someone made a post on tumblr telling them that they shouldn't be upset, but naturally as tumblr is mostly women, the asshurt was real
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>>173678504
>no mention of Junkrat or Roadhog in his post
>HURR GAYSHIPPER
How the fuck do you reach this hard without hurting yourself?
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>>173678051
Not into that gay shit if it doesnt make me money
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>>173678394
Who is this cunt? Why keep posting it?
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>>173678649

>Junkrat reaction image

Who knows, Anon.
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>>173678259
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>>173678453
>>173678550

Do they even understand where the meta comes from? Do they not put in any effort before heading into competitive and losing?
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>>173678681
Just because he uses a Junkrat reaction image doesn't mean he ships Junkrat with anyone.
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>>173678681
Reach any harder and you might pull a muscle
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>>173673515
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>>173678598
That's inherently the problem. People got so mad at the Reaper76 anon because they couldn't get him to back down. Now they just fly into hysterics over any post that involves the word "shipping" unless no penises are involved.
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>>173678689
Why does Geralt have boobs?
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>>173678654
Because it's a character that like many others, very well could be in game at some point.

I for one would love to have custom heroes added to Overwatch to see how they fare in comp and QP or to see how badly broken they are in custom games, I'd like to see the Server browser get favorites added too so if someone created a character and put them on their server someone could favorite the server to revisit at another point in time and play the character.
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>>173678142
wanting faggots dead is not edgy, it's natural
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Rare semi smug dva
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why can rank 3800 see top 500? It's not fair to fight against pros...
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>>173678681
Look at how deluded this yurifag is.
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>>173678056
I went one time to tumblr when they released those Valentine voicelines for Genji and Mercy back in January.

Never again. Well, maybe again just to see this whole Widow/Gerard thing.
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This guy walks up to you and slaps your strike commander's ass, wyd?
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>>173678976
I'd just love to imagine Mimi (the character) in 0% Ability Cooldowns.

>constant nanite surge and almost constant ult, followed by her being pre-custom patch soldier where soldier could rapid fire his helix rockets by having infinite high damage knockback
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>>173679041
He would look so much better without that retarded beard
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>>173679041
Gently squish his cute smooth cheeks.
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>this thread
where is Mike Pence when you need him?
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>>173679041
Apparently, ship it.

That's what everyone else is doing.
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>>173679001
rare fan art do not steal
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>>173678976
>Because it's a character that like many others, very well could be in game at some point.
Nigger it's doomfist except a cute girl. And all of the commissioned art with actual characters is pure autism.
I understand why you people eat this shit up but please be honest to yourselves
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>>173679035

The Widow/Gerard thing isnt as big at all.
It'll be hell at any point if either Hanzo, McCree, Reyes or Morrison get confirmed to be with a woman though. I'll be jumping ship then.
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>>173679117
it's particularly bad today
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>>173679117
He is busy sucking Kushner dick most likely
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>>173678689
Noice

Overwatch needs more musclegirls
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>>173678781
>>173678840

>joke>
/jōk/

1. a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline

Synonyms: funny story, jest, witticism, quip, pun, play on words;
Informal: gag, wisecrack, crack, one-liner, rib-tickler, knee-slapper, thigh-slapper, punch-line, groaner

EXAMPLE: "Some Anon on 4chan was teasing yuriposters and tumblr, so this other Anon teased him back (or "joked", if you will) about him secretly shipping 2 gay men."

Not being able to tell a joke is a sign of autism. Recommend speaking to your doctor.
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>>173670015
Link please? Sounds saucy.
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>>173679221
nobody is talking about your dad
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>>173679302
Sadly Trump is not my dad
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>>173679292
>MERELY PRETENDING
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>>173679302

I thought High School students were off Spring Break.
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>>173679161

She's equally as appealing as a man
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>>173679117
he's busy
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>>173679087
Reaper had the fluffiest, comfiest looking facial hair next to Reinhardt's mane, you can't deny this.
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>>173679365

People joke on the internet, Anon. Let it go.
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>>173679393
just because cucks accept your degeneracy doesn't mean that normal people do.
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>>173679486

>Short patchy bristles
>Comfy

Confirmed babyface
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>>173679424
Absolutely none of this looks good together. At all.
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go to bed faggots
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>>173679180
It's just a few very mad fucking lesbians crying about their shitty ship.
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>>173679591

I can't wait for mcree to have a fleeting romance as is tradition in old western movies before he drifts on to another town.
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>>173672610
ive closed and opened the game many times and it still happens.
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>>173679591

The reason the crying hasnt gone full force is tumblr mostly only cares abut hot gay ship porn. When one of those 4 is confirmed not gay itll be hell.
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>when you pharah so hard the entire enemy team is forced to switch and they still cant stop you
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>>173679001
>yfw 5 team members are dead so you can resurrect them.
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There's only room for one lesbian hero in this series, thank you!
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>>173679292
>only pretending to be retarded
whatta fucking faggot.
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>>173679591
The only reaction to new widow stuff I've seen from the lesbians I follow on tumblr is thirsting after her tummyoutfit
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>>173679795

you sure told him, m8

>>173679752

>when the enemy team can't aim for shit or know enough to switch to Mcree or Soldier
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>>173679873
Then you obviously haven't seen enough have you?
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>>173679667
Fantastic.

>>173679591
>>173679696
They went crying full force when Genji/Mercy was implied a thing. They'll jump to the "oh they're bi" while still trying to keep their headcanon gay/yuri ships alive. I think they still are to this day.
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>>173678689
based exaxuxer
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>>173679558
Don't bully! but no really, to me it looks soft to touch.
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Mercy is a stupid hero.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMZoFlQw0jo
This is going to be all overwatch is one day.
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>>173679935
Is this autism?
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>>173679908
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>>173679908

That wasn'tfull force
Genji and Mercy's "gay ships" arent popular. All the people who made fun of the pharmercy whiners on tumblr ship mchanzo and reaper76
im serious when i say you havent seen anything until you see how people flip over those four
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>>173679960
Why?
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update when
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>>173680086
>Pharmercy
>not popular
Dude there was an unbelievable shitstorm
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The new widow skin sucks.

I'll spend 3k coins on it just because I collect widow's unlockables but I don't see myself using it, ever. Well, maybe on the very first day but that's it.
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>>173680045
>we thought this underground terrorist group inciting race wars turned her gay just for the lulz
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>>173680150
In like 10-11 hours
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>>173680150
My guess: t-minus 8 hours and counting.
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>>173680231
>nano boosting Mercy
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>>173680231
>nano-boosting symmetra
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>>173680162

And I'm telling you repeatedly it's only a popular lesbian ship but tumblr cares more abut hot gay guys. Most of the website was making fun of the Pharmercy people or calling them out because most of them ship guys not girls.

Im telling you pharmercy was some rain and anything that ruins mchanzo or reaper76 would be a hurricaine.

For example on Ao3 twhere everyone posts their overwatch fanfiction there is more than double the content for r76 as there is for pharmercy. its not that popular compared.
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>>173680416
>>173680398
>waiting for D.Va to get popped to nano-boost her
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>>173680231
>>173680398
>>173680416
nano-boosting Lucio
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>>173680130
Resurrect is a stupid ability.
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>>173680398
This actually makes me wonder, can you stack Orisa's supercharger, Mercy's attack boost and Ana's nano boost on an ally or is there a hard limit to how much your damage can be boosted?
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/owg is super autistic last days, event can't come soon enough
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>>173680231
>never nano-boosting because you're afraid you're gonna misclick
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>>173680489
>>173680519
>nano-boosting Roadhog when his ultimate isn't charged
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>>173680519
>nano-boosting another Ana
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>>173680530
Explain why.

I would LOVE to hear this.

>>173680550
Mercy's damage boost actually resets Ana's Nanoboost, (mercy damage boosting a nano boosted player decreases their damage output, then taking the damage increase off resets it to normal)
I'm not sure if Orisa's Supercharger stacks with either.
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>>173680550
The limit supposedly is 50%, but Nano Boost and Super Charger stack from what I've heard. Supposedly, Mercy Power Boosting doesn't.
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>>173680550
I don't think they stack with each other.
Imagine how busted 76 would be if all damage boost stacks.
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How many are you sitting in a weird position right now?
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>tfw you can't nano-boost a Rip-tire

Why does Blizzard hate fun
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>>173680670
>Team up for special attack!
>You're powered up, get in there!
>WHIIIRRRRRR
>bastionult.mp4
>Pocket mercy healing him through this
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>>173680683
Laying down atm senpai
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>>173680779
>implying d.va would wear a bra under her suit
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>>173679753
>when you manage to fly to safety as your team is getting wiped and you have a rez
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>>173680781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNiS0wnzy9Q&vl=en
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>>173680781
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>>173680758
I did it once. Those poor tanks and squishies.
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>>173675972
He stood behind horses for too long as a kid and it made him a nigger.
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>>173680648
Putting all your chips on losing a teamfight while you hide in a corner is both bad game design and bad thought process, regardless of whether it works or not. and further more, complete and total cancer to play against. It was clear that this was their Medic equivalent, but even medic wasn't able to bring people back from the fucking grave.
Ana proved you don't need a Turn-Loss-into-Win Instantly button to secure a slot. And now that the invincibilty is granted to Mercy too she's FAR more obnoxious.
There's a reason only those that lack any meaningful reflex or capability main Mercy. She needs an overhaul similar to Lucio so that all of her worth isn't weighted entirely on her ult.
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>>173680978
Imagine two mercy's duck around corners as both their teams get slaughtered.
Going out, it's two zarya and d.va ults simultaneously.
10 people die.
Leaving just the two mercy's.

Do they risk trying to kill each other and rez their team for the Team Kill? Do they simply stare? Do they both rez to accomplish absolutely nothing?
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>>173680993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdDncGlA-R4
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>Get killed while mercy is healing someone else
>Get angry and yell at the mercy for the next two rounds
>Blame the loss on mercy

I love how these people get full on tilted over something basic, spend most of the rest of the match yelling at someone and trying to pick a fight, then completely fail to understand that maybe their temper tantrum is a contributing factor to the loss.

Has yelling at people ever made them do what you want in a casual setting? Really?
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>>173681072
Ok.
I see where you're coming from.
>She needs to take a bit of a more active and less hold left mouse button and dont die style of play
Or something similar
But what do you suppose she has for her changes? Her ult is her, Healing and Damage boosting are her thing, and she uses Guardian Angel to get in and out of confrontation easily, provided all her teammates are in the right places.
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>>173681243
>casual setting
FUCKING CASUALS RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>173679907
No, I've seen enough. You can always make tumblr look crazy by searching for things but it's not really a representation of what the site is like. Especially if the posts barely have any notes.
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>>173681090
>implying mercy players are there for any other reason then to press q
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Probably gonna have to get the figure of my waifu.
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>i fapped to widowmaker fanfic
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>>173678689
>renata will never let you nestle on top of her after a nice 6 hour long snu snu
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I want more mimi shitposting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAgSqpg9W2U
I'm going to shitpost her and there is nothing no one can do to stop me.
>>
>>173681269
I'd like to Mercy have less emphasis on making disasters disappear with THE HUGE REZ and and more emphasis on using her ult to only bring back a couple teammates that got picked off before you went in to fight.
I'd be happy with something like drastically increased ult charge rate but limit Rez to 2 or 3 targets and increase the radius again. This eliminates the mindset that you should hold onto your ult until it might be too late and encourages you to be more liberal with your uses. Especially at higher levels of play where picks are something to play off of when you know the enemy has lost their ace.
Most of all, I just want Mercy to be fun to play. She just needs SOMETHING to be more dynamic.
>>
>>173681617
Do you think the creator of the hero stays in tumblr because she too, lives in fear of what she's created?
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>>173681617
Nightcore is just some of the most awful shit ever
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Zarcy Confirmed?

Great game Blizz I love this spray
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>>173681617
but what if you run out of fan art?

you can't just post the porn either, she's not an official character so there isn't miles of memes and fan-art of her, she's in limited supply and you'll likely be posting the same pictures every thread.

Your logic is flawed greatly.
>>
>>173681579
link it
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>>173666247
Why don't you download your game not from b.net and after this select it in bnet as already installed game?
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>>173681880
https://archiveofourown.org/works/6531472
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>>173681936
>Widowmaker's Foot Pump
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Should I sleep until event or edge for 8 hours?
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what rank can you be carried to? shit player desu
>>
>>173681936
thanks, now i can kinkshame you
>>
>>173667643

Cute!
>>
>>173666240
The gun looks amazing tho, i think thats the most important thing about a skin
>>
New genji skin looks terrible desu senpai
>>
>>173682064
Sleep
>>
so what time is the patch gonna go live?

i have to plan around my real life
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>>173682064
Edge solely to pictures of Mercy for 8 hours straight. Then have the best climax of your life when you unbox the Mercy skin.
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>>173682334
Will do to Mercy SFM, see you later.
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>>173682334

>open first box
>legendary coins
>>
>>173682308
It usually goes up around 12-1 PM PST
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>>173665880
Suure you arent
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>>173682420
You didn't touch yourself for long enough.
>>
>>173678689
would fug reinhardt-obasan
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Do you think Bastion will get an event themed skin too? Seems silly to leave him out.
>>
>>173682716
From the looks of it him and Orisa are going to to get those purple skins.
>>
Blizz should have a policy during events that you are guaranteed one legendary drop on the first free loot box
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>>173682716
He is getting one
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>>173682853
thats fucking stupid
>>
>>173682716
Bastion and Orisa are both getting skins.
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>>173682716
he has an epic one thats shown briefly in the trailer.
>>
>>173682870
>>173682880
Oh nice
>>
Calling it: Doomfist will be an omnic and member of Null Sector
This event will be first lead to him
>>
>hours since the trailer
>no one made a DELET THIS pharah shop yet
disappointed
>>
Will this event be the end for "MERRY MOLTEN CORE"?
>>
>>173683040
But they did
>>
>>173678056
Pharmercy fans are way better at getting assblasted. Christmas and Valentine's/White day were great.
>>
>>173683061
where
>>
>>173683108
>>173672378
>>
Do all these high ranks know each other? These niggas be calling each other on a first name basis
>>
pretty tired as fuck
gonna do my placement matches wish me luck
>>
>>173683153
I remain corrected
>>
>>173683189
You start seeing the same names in the top 500 a lot. Eventually, you start getting to know them. And if you're in the pro scene, you start getting into the networks.
>>
>>173683189
yes pretty much. I'm just Master and I play against the same people constantly, now imagine being in top 500, maybe being from EU but playing on NA servers. you'll pretty much have the same 12 players every game.
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Approve/disapprove?
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>>173679591
It's not as big with Gerard because the guy is dead and Widowtracer is actually not as big as Pharmercy despite having been the first fanon ship. Now the Pharmercy crowd is a nasty bunch. They are posting shit under the gency tag to this day and then pull the victim card when they are called out as the cunts they are.
>>
Guy below me has a post ending in 3, guy below him has a post ending in 1
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>>173683323
cute
>>
>>173679041
This is proof Reaper is white.
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>>173683357
No.
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What time do the new boxes and shit drop?
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>>173683393
Same as always
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>>173683393
8 hours
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>>173683393
10 hrs
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>>173683393
5 minutes
>>
Has everyone got their event skin list prepared?
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>4k coins to spend
>two pretty good legendaries
>all epics are crap
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Genji > McCree >> Widow >>> every other skin
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>>173683393
RIGHT NOW
CHECK STEAM
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>>173683513
I usually try to get everything so I tend to try and go for 100+ levels each event
>>
>>173683513
that one site will probably update when the game update and final list goes live

got a few in mind right now of course
>>
My life is going to be ruined for another month but this time ill remember to lift everyday so my health isnt ruined.
>>
>being on /owg/ instead of farming last minute coins
come one lads, 8 hours is enough to get 8 more boxes
>>
*masturbates quietly*
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>>173683670
I have 4000+ coins sitting already, I can wait
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>>173678085
Thats assuming the other 4 arnt doing anything. A pro tracer can destroy a low level team.
>>
widow skin would be 100% better with brown/black hair like she got with her old legendary skins.
>>
>>173683670
Not just working for 8h and then paying all the money you made for boxes.
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>>173683670
500 xp til my next level, which means i can't play until the event starts.
>>
redpill me on curryshot
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>>173683737
Maybe they are adding two.
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>>173683728
then you have to pray to Jeff to loot at least one out of Genji or McCree so you can buy the other one
>>
>>173683640
>100 levels each event
how
It's been a whole year and I just broke 300
>>
Is the event literally coming out today or am I being boombazzled.
>>
>>173683849
Literally.
>>
>>173683393
1:47h in China region, about 8:47h in rest of world
Events always go live in China first but they're on separate server
>>
>>173683849

Tricked.

You have to edge for a week.
>>
>>173666681
Wa from Wario
R vom revenge
+ eh
>>
>>173666940
no
>>
>>173679873
One of my irl friends that plays Overwatch with me is a lesbian and that was pretty much her reaction too.

Although she thinks tumblr is literally fucking insane and for the most part goes there to laugh at people.
>>
>>173683996
Do lesbians put out?
>>
>>173666821

>can't understand phonetic writing systems

[x] gas
>>
>>173683825
I'm a NEET, also usually my quota is 5 levels a day
>>
Why did they give us loli sprays for like half the cast?
>>
>>173684067
Impressive
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>>173683825
I do the same. Playing 5-6 hours a day and with friends it is manageable. Still I'm leaning towards playing less and rather buying boxes because it is simply not worth it. I get too tired and honestly boxes are cheap whn you have a job.
>>
>>173684067

>NEET

[x] gas
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>>173684101
It's cute
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>tfw still no skins for my hanzo
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>>173684101
Lolicons are being more accepted in video games thanks to based Nintendo
>>
>>173684101
The younger characters would have been young at the time, yes?
>>
Hanamura should be fucking disabled in mystery heroes.
>>
>>173684182

What did Nintendo do?
>>
>>173681617
Huh? What character is that and where is there so much art of her with Gabe? Is that his wife before he died and shit?
>>
>>173684158
You're in luck >>173663739
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>>173684216
Hanamura should be fucking disabled.
>>
>>173684239
Some anon's shitty OC.
>>
Post songs for each character mains
>Widow mains
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5hrUGFhsXo
>>
>>173684249
Jesus, is that all it is? Why is it getting so much attention? She seems like a generic anime character.
>>
>>173684220
GotY Breath of the Wild has a side quest with lolicon pandering
>>
>>173684013
No because then they would be bisexual

>>173684239
Some anon's OC that's basically "what if Doomfist was a cute girl"
>>
>>173684240
It says in production, meaning they're still being developed which means jack shit for when we're gonna get it.
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>>173663513
How can I use Overwatch to make me feel more girly /owg/?
>>
>>173684240
damn

hopefully two arent just pallete swaps
>>
>>173684319
play mercy
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>>173684282
The guy is really aggressive in his samefagging.
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>>173684269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OB21STOdak
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>>173684283
>side quest
wow so it's fucking nothing
call me when link is a loli
>>
>>173684319
Play Mercy and act like a slut, that's what the femboys seem to do
>>
>>173684319
Playing a subby Mercy is a few steps away from having an actual dick in your ass.
>>
>>173684371
>wanting Link to be a girl
Faggot
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>>173684374
>see [TOP 50 MERCY] stream
>see this

You can't make it up
>>
>>173683670
24,000+ should be enough for shit I want.
>>
>>173683670
>tfw job
>spend $50 on every overwatch event
>always get all the legendary skins
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>>173684553
I like this man!
>>
>>173684553
haha oh wow

wagecucks--when will they learn?
>>
>>173684428
>>173684374
>>173684349
but mercy is kind of boring
>>
>>173684553
>spend time working to achieve X
>spend time having fun to achieve X
>>
ther better be a "Delete this" voiceline for Pharah.
>>
>>173683670
18k coins banked and the only skin I've seen so far worth buying is widow's
>>
>>173684639
Well that's the only answer I can give you
>>
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>>173684553
Hi Anon! It's Jeff from the Overwatch team! We thank you for the support you are giving us and we aim to create more skins and other content in the future!
>>
Are we actually going to get a lore dump from the PvE mode that comes with the event? It kinda looks something small like Junkenstein.
>>
>>173684553
>tfw neet
>play ow all day
>always get all the legendary skins
>>
>>173684828
lorebabs need to get a life
>>
>>173684880
at least lorefags don' aggressively shitpost for half the fucking thread while acting super confrontational to anyone that doesn't agree with them
>>
>>173684663
>He enjoys grinding for lootboxes
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>>173684720
her new ult is just her screaming DELET
>>
is there something wrong with the blizzard app or is it just me
>>
Last event fucking kicked my ass with loot box drops, I hope it's better this time around
>>
>>173685015
Aside from the rebranding being completely unnecessary I haven't noticed any problems
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>>173684617
>>173684663
Not that guy but I tell you the logic of a wageslave. You probably don't know because the only thing you have plenty of is time but the older you get the value of free time goes up.

I don't just buy lootboxes and be done with it, I play the game and enjoy the game but I don't want to spend every minute I have to play the game in a short timeframe, hoping I get the skin I want.

Grinding for boxes is actually a terrible time to value conversion.
>>
>>173684961
true but they're only a few steps away from shipfags
>>
>>173685069
year of the cock had mostly shitty skins anyway. I looted the Tracer epic and bought the Zen legendary and was happy.
>>
>>173685185
Sorry for enjoying the game sempai.
>>
>>173685246
it brought us the best gamemode tho
>>
>>173685246
I mean, that's just your opinion though, I thought the skins were greaf
>>
friendly reminder to win 2 arcade games before the event hits
>>
>>173685353
Or I could just wait till the event starts?
>>
>>173684307
If you're lucky it's his outfit from the christmas comic
>>
>level up
>get a legendary Sombra skin
>now my no-legendary counter is reset
Damn it
>>
>>173685414
you can, just remember I'll already have my first event box from the arcade when you're still struggling around in 1v1
>>
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>>173683739
this desu
>>
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Hey guys we're Jeff from the Overwatch team
>>
So since Amelie clearly had no yellow eyes before we can assume Talon replaced them with cybertech eyes?
>>
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>>173684872
How i miss being a neet. Buying boxes just doesnt feel the same as grinding them.
>>
>>173685857
Cybertech, or some kind of genetic modification that turned them yellow. Yellow eyes are usually a design choice to imply a predatory personality or archetype. She's an assassin and hunter, so the yellow eyes are nice and thematic. She can probably see pretty well in the dark because of that, too.
>>
>>173686075
>tfw neet living with grandparents who pay me $1000 a week to live with them so they don't have to go to a nursing home

I have truly achieved the dream.
>>
>>173686151
Why do they give you so much?

>tfw started going to uni to unNEET myself
>still don't have any friends and still live my life in the same way
I'm an honorary NEET r-right? I'm still part of the gang?
>>
>>173686151
Inb4 they die in their sleep tonight if you don't reply
>>
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>>173686151
>mfw i barely get 500$ in a month for 60 hours a week
>>
>>173686112
Man I really want to know what they did with her.
>>
>>173686302
who's taking all your money, anon?
>>
>>173686286
I'm replying just to be safe because the only thing keeping this gravy train rolling is them not croaking.

>>173686273
They're rich and none of their other grandchildren visit them.
>>
>>173686352
he lives in Mexico
>>
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>>173686352
>>173686402
im europoor
>>
>>173686368
>>173686151
>tfw live with grandmother still because grandpa passed away and they raised me and I don't wanna leave her alone

>tfw she lets me live rent-free and even bundles my car insurance with hers
>>
>>173685539
first of all, a legendary counter?
second of all, why does it look like Mei's flatchested in that pic?
>>
>>173686436
I still don't get it. How can you work that much and get so little? Where is all your salary going?

The government pays me that much just to study
>>
>>173686302
>tfw work about 50 hours a week
>get about 750$ a week
gotta love working an a factory with big machines that cut peoples hands of every now and then
>>
>>173686436
Get a better job. Or cheaper place to live in.
>>
>install satellite dishes for Hughesnet
>make $300/day working maybe 6 hours
>>
>>173686503
I don't get it either. I work 40 hours a week and earn more.
>>
>>173686151
Do you not get bored? How do you spend your time? Doesn't your life feel unfulfilling just wasting away with two? old people?
>>
>>173686680
I used to work a 60/hr office job that was crushing my soul before quitting literally to come to my grandparents on their request.

>Do you not get bored?
No, my days literally consist of making them breakfast in the morning and dinner in the evening, and they sleep the rest of the day. I pay for internet to the house and have my PC here, I fuck around with video games and the internet all day since the stipulation is that I'm always here if they need me for something, so I literally don't leave the house except when I can have someone else watch them for a bit.

>How do you spend your time?
Anything you can do at a computer connected to the internet.

> Doesn't your life feel unfulfilling just wasting away with two? old people?

No. If I could make it last like this forever I would. I've been doing it for 6 months now and I could do it for 60 years.
>>
>>173686637
If you are single and don't have a child, you have to give almost halve of your income to the state via taxes. At least in Germany.
>>
>>173686881
Are you serious? What's the reasoning?
>>
I just came to the realization that D.va is fucking stacked

I mean, her tits look that big despite the fact that she's wearing a skintight suit
>>
>>173686803
Replace grandparents with autistic niece and you just described my life.
>>
>>173687014
They want you to breed.
>>
>>173687014
>What's the reasoning?
No singles policy
>>
>>173687196
>>173687256

But why? What do they gain?
>>
>>173687461
Hopefully, a 2nd generation of taxpayers to pay off the debt of the previous one. You don't think welfare is free right? Especially in yurop.

Someone has to pay.
>>
>>173687740
>>173687740
>>173687740

New
>>
>>173682408
There is an awesome lesbian sfm on pornhub rn,just search in "overwatch porn" but it is quality stuff. Mercy and pharah. Trust me.
>>
>>173684553
>giving money to Jeff "Jew at heart" kapplin
Top kek.
>>
I sling pizzas and take home about 35k/year after car and stuff.

The real issue has been the free pizza and sitting for a solid 5 hours a day in the car. I've gained easily 20 to 30 pounds and lost muscle. I was 6'1" at 210ish and now am around 245.

It's awful but since Minnesota dethawed I can go run around in the woods again.
>>
>>173686151
>1000$ a week
>for doing nothing
This can't be real.
>>
>>173686464

Flatchested? Are you blind?
>>
>>173686803

You sound like a nice person, anon. I wish I had grandparents to take care of. ;_;
>>
>>173688754
look at her vest

it's look slightly see through and, behind it appears to be a flat chest

I don't know, I'm on some minor drugs right now but I don't think I'm that trippy just yet
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