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Make it yourself edition
Multiple hidden memes sub-edition

>Warhammer II
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last bread >>173288202
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>>173349862
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H O P L I T A I
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>>173350661
3rd for memes
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>>173348706
how about now, boi
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>>173350817
TREE ARR EE EYE
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>>173350873

Oh yes. Don't forget to assign da immortulz banna
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>>173350873
Ditch all but one catapult (which you should replace with a doom diver anyway) and expand on your cavalry force. You need boar boy biguns as anti-large
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>>173350789
NEED a desi milf
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>Nagash still not announced
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>it's the year of our lord 2082, and I am 95 years old
>finally finish my super secret project, a TIME MACHINE with integrated pc
>tears go down my face as I get inside
>go 200 years in the future
>there are cyborgs and aliens walking in the street but I don't give a shit, I have something else to do
>turn on the pc hastily
>go on moddb
>Call of Warhammer Beginning of the End Time version 1.5 STILL NOT FUCKING RELEASED YET
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>>173350870
Ever find it weird how much memes have changed since 2006, but there's still the same sort of drivel that's been around that was never classic or funny?
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>>173351164
Who cares? Nagash is a bitch.
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>>173351476
>check twcenter
>rise of mordor, medieval kingdoms, and ancient empires are still custom battles only
>taleworlds has not released another bannerlord blog
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Is there anything worse in Rome II than Corinthian helmet spam?

>>173351586
>rise of mordor, medieval kingdoms, and ancient empires are still custom battles only

Not to mention Age of Bronze
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>>173350661
alt version
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>>173350661
That text doesn't read well at all.
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>>173351907
Just play with DEI.
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V A M P I R E - C H A N
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>>173351907
>spam

Who has them? I remember only the spartan general had them in vanilla. Unless you mean ebin mods.
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>>173352116
I want to accuse Vampire-Chan until she crumbles!
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>>173350661
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>>173352060
>DEI

I heard it was meant to be shit, what does it change?

>>173352151
It may be one of my mods, though I don't remember there being so many Corinthian helmets. Literally every single one of Ptolemaic generals is wearing one.
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>>173352116
best
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Are their any mods that reduce the cost and upkeep for necromancer lords?
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>>173352350
>>173352116
mod to remove ugly tit veins and garbage makeup where?
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>>173352436
MODS to remove this anon for shit taste where?
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>>173352436
Tell me how to extract textures and I am gonna make a animu vampsu from her
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>>173352350
wife.
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>>173352436
Just recruit a male vampire lord if you don't want tits and makeup m8.
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>>173352436
Guess you'd like to give Vlad a nose as well, fag?
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Is there any modification or .ini file to edit so that Confederrated-Wurrzag can recruit Savage Orcs without breaking the bank?
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>>173352350
>>173352436
isnt she suppose to be the most beautiful woman in the world?
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>>173352549
none of the vamp screenshots posted are isabella
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>>173352270
DEI is a complete overhaul mod. It is basically Rome II's Europa Barbarorum. Historical autism is the name of the game, but they make a ton of improvements on the base game too. Only way to see if it's your thing is by trying it.
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>>173352516
shota vampire-chan when
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>>173352116
Vampires with variable bust/ass sizes when?
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>>173352616
oh shit, but still shes not all that
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>>173352436
>garbage makeup

That's the whole point. Vampire-chan looks like a dumpster fire because she can't see her own reflection. Her shitty makeup is one of her most endearing traits, anon.

I love you, Vampire-chan.
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>>173352549
Morathi is the one that has a special rule for being so beautiful any enemy she fights has to take constant morale checks to see if they even dare to attack her.
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>>173352695
Alright, how does it affect performance however? I've got a shitty old desktop so I try to stay away from any mods with too much graphical improvement.
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>>173351164
I don't care for Nagash but those skeleton memes are hilarious.
More please.
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>>173352784
Her make-up looks weird because it's meant to show how different fashion ideals were back in her time as one of the living, and how vampires are old-fashioned as a result of their immortality.
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>>173352713
yeah i agree they could have done better
the normal vampire heroes are more attractive desu
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>>173352713
She's beloved by Vlad, doesn't mean she's the most beautiful, that would be Morathi.
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>>173352436
Hopefully never.
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>>173352976
>your face will never be in between those milky white thighs
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>>173352823
They increase the unit variety to give everyone less of a uniformed look, which does make the game a little more demanding. They added a sub mod for that here

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=368672827
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>>173352831
you'll get another one next thread
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>>173352941
She regularly bathes in a cauldron full of blood, she probably doesn't smell very good.
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>>173353052
Cool, thanks
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>>173352831
you can find them on _____________leddit
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>>173352000
>000
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>>173353091
And Isabella constantly drinks blood.
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>>173351476
>2082 is 65 years from now

Really makes you think
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I will not betray you.
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>>173352436
>removing makeup

That's like removing the beards on Empire troops, or the weird hats on the prophetesses. It's not essential, but it's what makes them stand out from other factions as part of an overall 'culture.'
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>>173353198
Do note that Vlad doesn't have a nose.
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>>173351119
got myself DLC mid-campaign, wew.
Added some renown units.
:^)
are they actually good or just a meme units??
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O L D F R I E ND
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>>173353428
Neither does Malekith for that matter....
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>>173350789
Seriously, fuck islam. It ruined everything that used to be great about egypt and northern africa.
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>>173353609
and Persia and India and Europe
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>>173353452
They all have better stats and also come with an extra ability over their regular counterparts. For instance, the Night Gobbo Archers RoR has an armor shredding ability.
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>>173353452
Hammer of Gork, Rusty Arrers (armour sundering), Krimson Killerz (you gotta protect them due to their low model count though) and whatever the boar boy biguns are called are great. The rest is kinda meh. The early game gobbo units are mostly there to help Skarsnik survive the shitty position he's in.
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>>173353501
He does have one, but between his metallic face mask, his mouth-breathing preference, and his overpowering baconous musk, I don't think he's all that concerned with how other people smell.
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>>173353797
>>173353452
Also never ever use the gobbo chariots, they are the shittiest unit in the game. The are shit at shooting, total shit at charging due to their low mass, they are just shit and a waste of a slot.
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>>173353609
And christianity ruined everything that used to be great about slavs and eastern europe.
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Based waifu squad.
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About the VC, do any of their Hero blue skills like the Vampire's Replenishment do anything to heal stacks that're outside of areas with high vampiric corruption? Restorer adds to replenishment in the local region without a need for her to be in a unit stack, but how does Provider's "Heal Units in army" work? Is it the same thing but for her stack only, or does it work in uncorrupted areas or on the march?
>>173353428
>pic
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>>173353863
so
nothing?
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>wonder how Vampire Counts are going to defend a walled town without any ranged units or artillery
>turns out they just fucking don't
>3000 kills, 30 losses from towers
Neat
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>>173353232
>implying 65 years from now we won't have aliens and cyborgs in the streets chilling
BELIEVE IT
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>>173353863

Everything great on all of Europe***
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>>173353863
Someone had to get them out of the caves.
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>>173353812
I know that he can't taste a thing, everything is like an ash for him. Can he smell? Shouldn't his nose be all burnt?
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>>173353912
The "heal unit" is a map action. Right click on the army with a hero and it will be one of the possible actions, along with embedding.
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>>173353863
Explain yourself right now heretic
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So whatcha think of the custom Grand Campaign Settlement maps?
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>>173354032
Oh, okay. Is it good? I always get the urge to go hunting orcs as VC, which is a pain in the ass with the attrition.
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>>173354120
he cant, when islam is criticized all they can muster in response is "b-but the crusades"
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BEASTMEN
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>>173353862
i'm switching gobbo chariot for arachnok queen ror in 2 levels bruh
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>>173354012
It's probably about as crispy well done as the rest of him. If he can smell anything at all it'd probably be his own BBQ'd body.

Does he even have hair? I never thought much about this before, but there's a chance that he's completely bald.
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>>173354290
I have no idea, I mostly use vampires for increasing the province corruption and don't really take the ones properly skilled for healing along with my conquering. Also why bother fighting orcs with Vampires? Unlike the Dorfs (who will hate you 100%) you can usually become friends with Orcs. If you give them cash they'll even do some anti-dorf heavy lifting for you.
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>>173354352
Oh shit, they've learned how to fly. We're doomed guys.
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>overtime at work
>get home late, check facebook for total war news
>terrorist attack in my town
Which TW game allows me to spread the religion of peace most efficiently?
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>>173354120
Well, most of the slavic cultrure was destroyed.
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>>173354713
>>terrorist attack in my town
Stockholm?
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>>173354807
You guessed it bub
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>>173354349
Crusades are really a meme bit of Christianity's shit. Keeping Europe in the shit for 900+ years should be what people talk about when some christcucks try to argue.
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>>173354352
POOPOO
PEEPEE
RRHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
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>>173354867
>t. Person with Reddit tier understanding of history.
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>>173354598
I rarely have issues with the Dawi, I just bribe them a little and soon we're the best of friends. The orcs on the other hand are a threat and a menace.
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>>173354989
t. christcuck
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>>173355034
.t. Fedora
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>>173354867
yeah anon, if it wasn't for christianity we would have conquered the entire milky way and have real animes by now
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>>173354713
>some lone unarmed dickwit whose commitment wasn't even strong enough for martyrdom
>probably like a handful dead
It's such a shitty little attack though.
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>>173355152
Officer I only killed them a little.
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>>173355152
It's pretty depressing that it's got to the point where as long as it's not a stupidly high number of victims its not considered "serious" enough.
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>>173355152
>there won't be another breivik/Nice tier happening for at least a few more years
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>>173355152
Four people dead, last I heard. Three people died on the spot, one died in hospital. Less than twenty people injured. Two of them are children. The hospital won't comment on the condition of those injured people who are being treated.
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>>173354863
im glad you wasnt cut in half by a large truck and was able to come home and play vidya anon :)
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>>173355372
It's fucked up yeah, but honestly the best thing to do with these attacks is give them as little attention as possible. The more attention they get, the more incentive they have to keep doing it. Psychologists have said for years that the way to stop school shootings is to stop reporting on them, but it's pretty much an impossible solution to implement.
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>>173355408
You say that like you want it to happen
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>>173355247
>making a big deal out of four dead now that the perpetrator is apprehended and nothing more is going to happen
>>173355372
Four dead wouldn't have been a big deal at any time, considering that Europe's history of terrorist attacks didn't begin with Muslim terrorists. The whole 20th century saw separatist terrorist attacks. Four is nothing, that's a frontal car crash on the highway.
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>>173355519
That is easily the dumbest shit I have heard in my life.
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>>173354251
Most of them are just too big. The maps are designed for more than 2 players and the AI wont take good advantage of the environments
There's a minor settlement mod that works a little better
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>>173355565
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>>173355606
its kinda true , its like mel brooks said about the nazi when he constantly mocked them in his movies , to ridicule them and their idea so much that no one take them seriously anymore
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Name my boy-band twg
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>>173355372
Yeah. It's getting denounced as heinous and atrocious, all of that lingo, but there's not a lot of shock. People knew this was gonna happen sooner or later. Thankfully the casualties were few.

People seem to be more concerned with the political aftermath.
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>>173355782
rogaine rhythm
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>>173355782
The three stooges & the emperor's-eye
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>>173355606
>you must choose
>psychologists who have studied human nature for years
>or anonymous posters on 4chan.
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>>173355607
>>173355606
>>173355604
>>173355565
>>173355519
>>173355475
>>173355463
>>173355408
>>173355372
>>173355247
>>173355152
>>173355839
>>173355721

Swedeanon I'm glad you are alive, but I quit /pol/ entirely this week and this subject has got me jonesing for a fix.
>Post Screencaps instead
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>>173355606
That's because you think your opinions and feelings should overrule psychological studies and expert opinions. The very intent of the al-Quada-branch terrorist attack is to spread a disproportionate amount of fear through attacks involving relatively small resources and manpower (and victims), and they count on the media of the victim states to make sure that fear is hammered into the populace.
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>>173355978
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>>173355978
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How to handle sieges if the enemy has improved walls? by the time the second army gets on the map my first army is dead and dying from those towers and my artillery takes forever to bring them down.
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>>173356148
Fuck that's sexy.
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>>173354352
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywfLdVsGF6o

So what do you guys think the chances are of us getting some naked/sexual dlc like blood and gore in WH2? You know since its and integral part of dark elf culture.
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>>173356364
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>>173356356
Which game? Or is it "what game"? My grammar is rusty.
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Are the Vampire Counts the most flexible army in Total Warhammer, in terms of variety of units?

They don't have any ranged beyond magic, but they can have skeletons, ghosts, monsters, and animals among their forces. And I think if you wanted, you could make a serious army that was less Grave Guard and Skeleton Spearmen and more Vargulfs, Vargheists and Crypt Horrors. Where with most other factions, you still have to rely on your basic line infantry, no matter what other variety you might make use of.

>>173356172
>The King is dead.
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>>173356417
what a dumb video
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>>173356515
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>>173356417
Nonexistent, but mods.
>>173356575
Beastmen do perfectly fine with only minotaurs, although I haven't bought Welf DLC so I can't say how it works against them.
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>>173355978

> Tfw you will never defend the shogunate
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>>173356579
what a dumb comment
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>>173356669
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>>173356560

Total Warhammer. The tower upgrades are killer and trying to force them down seems impossible.
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>>173350661
Oh come on, it has to be the blood of allies, not enemies, how many times does this have to be pointed out? its the blood of patriots in the original
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>>173356824
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>>173357006
It bugs me too anon. We must suffer in silence, the ignorant memery is out of control.
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>>173357006
But blood of enemies makes more sense, why would you want the blood of your allies to litter the lands?
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>>173357010
A map I have shelved until I figure out what the hell I'm doing.
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>>173356958
You gotta squeeze in a ton of units in long thin lines against the walls between the towers. You can have several units in the same spot, just mass and mash them against those bitch-ass walls. That way the majority of ranged on top and behind the walls can't reach you, and the towers can't shoot you either.
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>>173357176
THE POINT IS SACRIFICE ANON
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>>173356824
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Has anyone done an all spider army with Skarsnik? No infantry, no siege, just spider cav, spider archers and the giant spiders?
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>>173357191
Is that you, Todd?
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>>173357321
I know but I'd rather sacrifice my enemies than my allies.
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>>173357312

But then I may as well not bring any artillery or ranged units, since they will just get assblasted by the enemy towers. That seems ass-backwards.
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>>173355606
It is, but /twg/ is relatively liberal and that's one of the few excuses that doesn't turn around back to "well why not stop immigration?"
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>>173357428
But that's the joke!
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>>173357534
SCREEENCAPS
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>>173357501
Well, many maps have stuff like spots at the edges where no tower can get your units within range, as long as you move them about halfway towards the walls, you an put artillery there. But the way artillery is implemented into TWW sieges is pretty shit, yeah, unless you just blast the shit out of the defenders on and behind the walls.
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>>173357534
>but /twg/ is relatively liberal
huh
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>>173353863
virtually no history out of pre-christian eastern europe aside from Lithuania which isn't Slavic
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>>173357940
What about the Trve Romans?
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>>173356958
>CA as we all know is incredibly lazy and not very competent
>this means that every single siege map regardless of race has a big old blind spot on the far left side of every siege battle
>so what you need to do to win every siege battle ever is get a lord with a fast land mount
>next park all your units in a big blob and make sure when you deploy the lord is in front
>what this means is that every single ranged unit will target him because the AI doesn't know how to turn off fire at will
>now just path him back and forth and laugh because now any artillery they have will miss constantly and waste all their ammo
>now use your siege weapons to smash 2 towers on the left hand side, don't worry about protecting them because unless you move your lord out of the firing arc they will never switch targets
>then break down one section, and only one, of the wall and here's where the AI shows it tactical genius
>once any artillery/ranged units have wasted all their ammo park your LL just outside the gap but close enough to see the units inside
>now you will notice that they have moved almost every single unit into a big blob in front of the gap
>the ai will never ever charge their units out ever
>and they will ignore any ranged units/artillery killing said units
>every time a unit is broken or destroyed they just move another one there having not learned their lesson the first time because your lord is sitting there
>enjoy max experience ranged units and winning every battle with no casualties
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>>173357501
>place artillery to one side
>kill the only tower that can reach there
>now your arty can do whatever you want
How do people still not know this?
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it is bullshit though how the tower range can encompass almost the entire map
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Wtf do i use on Chaos as orks? they krump me hard.
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>>173357940
To go deeper would invite /pol/posting, so let's just say that magic is actually pretty strong but bland. CA needs to stop being so squeamish and actually let magic have more varied (and tactical) usage as it has on the TT, such as teleportation.

Also Balthasar "Build 2 Walls" Gelt did nothing wrong.
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>>173358369
Black Orcs. Tons and tons of Black Orcs. Also Arachnaroks for monsters, and a few goblin wolf riders to take out cannons and chase marauders.
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No wonder Sigmar and his tribe hated greenskins so much.

GONNA STAB
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Any anons here bought Total Warhammer on a key site? This will sound dumb, but are they trustworthy or is there a risk of being scammed?
I wanted to buy WElves and a few other DLCs on steam but the base game's price is high for a poorfag like me
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>>173358538

Certain spells do far more work than they should, while others feel pretty worthless.
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>>173358369

Plenty of black orcs, make them the majority of your force in-fact

Giants for infantry blobs and cav.

Arachnaroks for their monsters (The Pider beats all other monster by stunlocking them with it's much faster attack speed)

Bring an Orc shaman to Foot of Gork when the Chaos Warriors blob up
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>>173358538
He didn't do much right, either.
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>>173358562
How can greenskins rape when they have no gender?
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>>173355519
this is all well and good for 99.99% of people, but for the few that are being blown up and shot dead and run down it's difficult to tell them, "Listen, it's actually better if we ignore this in the long-run". society should be just and impractical not the other way around.
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>>173358737
What about Wurzag? Do his buffs make Savage Big 'Uns Chaos contenders?
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>>173359182

Savage orcs are quite good now, but even with their improve damage resistance and blobbed up with Wurrzag for the extra buff I don't believe they can go toe-to-toe with Chosen.
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>>173358670
I would go deeper and say that ~80% of good spells are ridiculously strong when overcast but rather lame when normally cast.

IMO there should be a larger winds of magic pool and a drastic CD reduction when the spell was not overcast.

>>173358859
Few people can resist an offer to Vlad's Book of the Month Club.
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>>173356417
No chances, not in 2017. Blood and gore is ok but showing tits is bad.
Sega and CA are not CD Projekt Red
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>>173359290
I'm not quite at turn 50 yet and I confederated Azhag and Grimgor and wiped out the Dwarfs except for Karak Azul. So the plan is to send Wurzag and Azhag up north for raiding and xp and leave Grimgor in the Badlands to build up a Black orc army and take care of da stunties.
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Well that's it. Talabheim burned to the fucking ground. What am I gonna do now?
The relief force arrived just in time to watch the city burn. The aggressors were hunted down without mercy, their bony corpses broken into pieces, burned, and buried upside down at a crossroads but the damage has been done. Why the vampires razed it instead of just sacking and leaving me, I know not.
I now face an incoming chaos invasion without demigryphs, greatswords, or even any more empire knights. The Empire now endures solely on faith, halberd steel, and gunpowder.
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>>173351476
end of may latest. maybe end of this month.
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>>173359076
It's more like 99.9999%, and when you take the short view, what do you say to the victims who'll die in the long run anyway? This war won't be end just because we close the borders. Obsessing over the victims we have to the point of ignoring the victims we'll still have on our hands if we do it the other way is not the right thing to do, especially not if in doing so we do the exact things that those who threaten us want us to do, which in this case is to close the borders and stop helping refugees, because IS and their ilk hate and fear the Westernized relatives of Middle Eastern Muslims and the direct road for Western values and secularization into the Middle East that the two inevitably become. And at the same time, by refusing Muslims help when the West's (largely the U.S.'s and England's, but let's not demand too much discernment from fanatics who aren't gonna posses it) military involvement in the Middle East helped create the mess, you would only foster a breeding ground for the hatred and lack of understanding that creates this hatred and fanaticism in the first place.
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>>173359770
>I now face an incoming chaos invasion without demigryphs, greatswords, or even any more empire knights.

Tell me... do you bleed?
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>>173359770
Stop trying to be the Old World police, cut your losses, turtle, and get the buildings for steam tanks stat. 2-3 in each army will drastically improve their staying power against all late-game threats.
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>>173359882
No offense but have you got a source on that or are you just guessing?
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>>173360103
He has performed rituals and divinations with his ass. The signs all speak the same truth: he is full of shit.
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>>173360053
HOL UP
*stacks 19 chariots on himself*
SO YOU SAYIN
*spawns two more 20 stacks of chariots*
WE WUZ
*retcons all past battles to chaos victories*
THE EVERCHOSEN N SHIET
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>>173358562
can I get a source so I can jack off to it? Thanks.
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>>173358998

strap-on stabbers
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>>173360103
He absolutely does not. Tomdoof said something about the next 2-3 days and people got incredibly hyped. That was TWO (2) weeks ago. The devs squirrel from one item of the mod to the next and they have no idea when they'll release it.
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>Your unit has been engaged for some time
>You can't see the action at the front, but the fighting is still fierce
>The undead forces just won't break, but the line is still holding strong
>The heat is sweltering though
>Something appears in the corner of your eye
>You turn
>Dust clouds on the horizon
>There aren't any friendly units nearby
>Rattling in the distance
>This flank is exposed
>The sound of hooves pounding into the dry earth
>You start yelling, several of your comrades turn your way
>Whips cracking
>Panicked shouts start spreading though the ranks
>Wheels spinning
>You can't run
>They're getting closer, closer...
>Shaking and wincing, you brace...
>AYOOOOOOOOOO
>The screams of men and the splintering of wood and bone fill the air
>HOL UP
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>>173359770

> TO ME, SONS OF SIGMAR
> FOR THE EMPIRE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5enBMSH5ghc

You're fucking ded kid
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>>173360416
>so I can jack off to it
I'm sorry, I don't understand.
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>>173360254
Y-yea! Of course the patch is coming out much sooner! R-right?
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When will CA announce an old friend FLC?
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>>173360569
sorry I might not have been clear... so I can masturbate to it. Thanks.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation
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>>173360416

just google rule34 iSatan
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>>173360617
I'm not going to claim that I have definite proof either for or against, and leave it, along with your hopes and dreams, at that.
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>>173360740
thanks a lot dude now I can punch the clown.
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>>173360103
>are you just guessing?
mainly guessing. though I know that I have exams until the end of the month so I wont have much time to work on my part. which is why I said end o fmay latest. but idk. they might want to add more stuff/not be ready by then.
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>>173351476
Anon I told you, it's all just a big joke, there's no patch, they're lying.
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>>173360672
I'm not sure I can trust an anonymous stranger on the internet enough to carelessly follow any link they post. How do I know it isn't a malicious link?
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>>173360875
Whenever you see a suspicious link on 4chan, make sure to go check it out at your local library. This is THE safest way to get past the sad panda.
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>>173361003
Hey, that's clever. I'll do it first thing in the morning, I swear, but right now the library is closed, since it's the middle of the night in my timezone. Europoor, I'm afraid.
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KARL FRANZ!
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So now that the dust has settled, I think we can finally agree that the best Beastman army composition is 1 lord and 19 minotaurs with great weapons, correct?
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>>173360384

Tell me /twg/

If not Archaon. Who, in your opinion, is worthy of being the everchosen?
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>>173361502
>no gorbulls
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>>173360864
>so I wont have much time to work on my part
Wait what the fuck is happening what do you mean work on your part?

>>173360865
Why can't they just release it if like they said the version is very stable and all the content planned is in? Then they can just release a patch
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>Hey Orion, would you like to sign a non-aggression pact
>ONLY BECAUSE MY WIFE IS TELLING ME TO, YOU'RE LUCKY SHE AND THE FAY ENCHANTRESS ARE IN THE SAME BOOK CLUB
>Uh, alright then, so...would you like to be frien-
>NO FUCK YOU
>Look, I don't want a war with you at all, I have this Chaos invasion to fight off and I could use some help-
>FUCK YOU, WE'RE GOING TO JUST SIT HERE
>But you're trying to siege Parravon, see? Your armies are still there after the dukedom confederated with me.
>...WE'RE GOING TO GO SOMEPLACE ELSE
>Would you like Military Access? I'm not going to go on your lands, I just don't want hard feelings when you're crossing through mine-
>GO FUCK YOURSELF ON THE LONGEST LANCE YOU CAN FIND

Man, what is with the Wood Elves?
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>>173361589
Oh right

1 Lord
3 gorebulls
16 minotaurs with great weapons
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>>173361502
How do you counter this in MP?
Hawk rider spam?
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>>173361502
You want a couple of shield minotaur units for those nasty gate breaches where the enemy's ranged units can pepper the first wave with impunity, but otherwise yeah.
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>>173361529
isnt it obvious? :)
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>>173361612
Because the patch would be an empty file and people would realize what is happening
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>>173361624
Wood elves have literally just fucking sat on their starting towns without moving for my entire campaign, occasionally declaring war only to offer a peace treaty two turns later. Turn 70 they're still there.
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>>173361624
They're like women, only they have different kinds of PMS every season, all season.
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>>173361730
Sigvald was a fag and died like a fag
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>>173361529
Surtha Ek, leading his mighty chariot horde.
>>173361854
Sigvald's sexuality was strictly limited to the autosexual.
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>>173361529
Archaons herald, dude beat the shit out of Grimgor without any magic or gubbinz.
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>>173361395
I AM FRANZ
THEY WILL OBEY
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>>173361961
Fucking Sutha Ek

I DON'T WANT YOUR STUPID CHARIOTS GODDAMNIT

GO HOME

AND TAKE YOUR DOGS WITH YOU, WHEREVER THEY SLOBBER THE GRASS DIES
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>>173361854
honestly it should have been malekith. He went into the realm of chaos and came out hard as a rock sexually and could probably beat archaon in an arm wrestling competition
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>>173362049
Holy shit tha's a huge pauldron
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>>173362049
>"I've had enough of your shit Ghal...."
>>173362175
>for you
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>>173362143
Mooooom, stop embarrassing me in front of my friends.
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JESUS CHRIST HOW HARD IS IT TO KILL 3 GLADE DRAGONS MAN, THOSE FUCKERS WIPED 50% of my dawri ; ;
fuck the glade faggots, archers and their caster, i can deal with them, but the dragons just won't die to cannon quarrelers thunderers or hammerers.
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>>173362175
You know nothing of pauldrons.
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>>173362049
You never see him with his visor down.
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>>173361529
I think Crom the Conqueror is second in line, what with being Archaon's top guy and all.
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>>173361612
>what do you mean work on your part?
Of the mod. The part of the mod that was assigned to me.
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>>173362143
You should probably avoid getting a promotion with that pic, dude.
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>>173362471
YOU SON OF A BITCH RELEASE IT NOW

NOOOOOOOW
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>>173362143
Malekith is a jobber. Seriously, he will almost always stalemate or get his shit pushed in.
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>>173361778
>>173361624

>Boohoo the elves don't do anything

Do you fuckers serously want Tree Hitler to be active again?
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>>173362357
Get fucked little guy
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>>173362650
It sounds hilarious, so yes.
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>>173362547
You want unfinished work that crashes the game on turn one?
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>>173362471
R______ t__ f______ p____ n__
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>>173361778
What if you bribe, uh, "gift" them some amount of money, get a military alliance going, and set a target for them? Maybe that's what they need, a bullseye painted on someone's clay.
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>>173362781
You're lying
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>>173362663
but seriously, is there any decent counter for them?i thought brimstone gun coupled with cannon and organ gun might at least take one down before they reached me.on autoresolve somehow i get a pyrrhic victory with only my arty gone
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>>173362471
Stop browsing /twg/ and /s/ and go back to your work
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>>173362781
Bullshit I've seen multiple testers say itd stable with no crashes
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>>173362143
IS THAT
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>>173362781
You know damn well the 1.5 beta campaign is perfectly playable right now. I do too
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>busy killing some other faggots
>sneaky greenskins attack my level one city with a stack of gobbos
>fortify a hill with my meager 5 units
>decisive defeat

G O B L I N S
O
B
L
I
N
S
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Im touched by the eagle and the crow...
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so what will be the advisor next game ? the same guy as warhammer 1 or another advisor associated with another chaos god ?
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>>173363080

That's a pretty cool map, is that Settlements appear in battle?
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>conquer anywhere
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>>173363476
Maybe an elf of ambiguous affiliation?
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>>173363027
did the tomb kings have the hierophant trait yet? the one that makes them rez most of their casualties after battles?
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so slayers are a meme right?

Even with Ungrim's discount doublecheck I think I'd still take Warriors in every instance except charging large models
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>>173363756
but the question then raise , why would lizardmen and skavens listen to an elf ?
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>>173363712
Interesting
I wonder if it's going to be with wood elf style outposts or if it's full building options everywhere
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>>173363834
Outpost is probably the best option.
>>
Are there any good reskin mods for Successor generals?
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>>173363825
Neither of the two are above working with others to achieve their goals.
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>>173362650
Sure. Better than the Wood Elves just doing absolutely nothing.
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>>173362650
Maybe just a little bit
At least the elves are still active when I play beastmen
Fucking hippies chasing me across the entire world and taking no diplomacy penalties for walking through everyone's land
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>>173363926

I really hope it's this

otherwise I'll rely on mods to change it back
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>>173362431
in battles you do.
>>
What's your favourite faction in TW:W /twg/? mousillon for me
>>
>Walking home from concert
>Some persian looking woman asks me to call a cab for her
>She's visibly drunk
>Starts talking about her kidney stone
>Starts lightly grabbing for my junk while waiting for cab
>Cab arrives
>She talks about how I should go with her
>Send her off in the cab
Did I do right? I feel like I dodged a murder
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>>173364664
was she hot
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>>173362781
>>173363068
>dev doesn't know in what state is the mod he's supposed to be developing
Uhh lads?
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>>173364613
GREEN IZ DA BEST!
>>173364664
You may also have dodged getting ass, or STDs. Impossible to say. Being robbed is far more likely than murder, though.
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>>173361529
SKARSNIK, WARLORD OF EIGHT PEAKS
>>
So its pretty heavily hinted and/or borderline obvious that the Skaven are the fourth race.

But I have a hypothetical question for you /twg/.

What if at the end of all of this, we learn that it is in fact not the Skaven and that was just a fun poke by CA. What would you do?
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>>173353609
It's a fault of eternal anglo who was willing to support fringe, radical groups with mad money during their colonial bullshit.
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>>173364664
You did well son
>having sex with some random slut
>having sex with anyone you do not have a loving relationship with
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
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>>173364961
I have a sinister hope that race 4 is actually tomb kings. It's gonna be Pontus all over
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>>173364961
Not really care, if anything I'd prefer Tomb Kangz or Vampirates or whatever else we'd get.
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>>173364840

You mispelled Queek, warlord of Eight Peaks brah.
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>>173364961
I would still play the best elves.
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>>173365124
More like Queef, Whorelord of Eight Peaks.
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>>173364664
You did good anon. She wasn't your concern and seemed suspicious.
>>173363476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaMaUFCJVCA
I like that they went with Tzeentch in TW:W and not fucking Khorne like everyone do.
>>173364961
I would be angry/disappointed becasue memes aside i like them.
>>
Jesus christ this arch warhammer guy is a fucking idiot
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>>173364795
but the current beta doesn't have my parts in it. also >>173363772
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What's the best faction unlocker mod for Warhammer?

I want to play as Marienburg and potentially other provinces.
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>>173365370
>I like that they went with Tzeentch in TW:W and not fucking Khorne like everyone do.
Age of Reckoning went with Tzeentch as well.
>>
Morning sun mod for shogun 2 good? Who should I play in it? Koreans, Mongors, Jap clans, what?
>>
>Download mod that let you recruit as many RoR as you want.
>Army full of Krimson Killaz, Rusty Arrers, Spider Queens, Doom Divers, Giants, Hammer of Gorks
>Still get wrecked by fucking tree elves with stacks full of missile cav

Nothing is more frustrating than your elite ultra-heavy infantry getting kited all day long.
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I know! An old friend is gonna be Hanz!
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>>173365548
That's a far fucking cry from crash turn-one. Who cares what little details you're gonna take a month to get around to? It'll still be a huge improvement over 1.01
>>
I decided to try the Huns out because I've never done hordes, I have no fucking clue how to use cavalry on it's own
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Sup /twg/, I'm playing through all the side campaigns in Medival II and am currently at the Crusades one.

I'm playing as the Byzantine empire and have had a pretty good run so far. But now a message popped up "Defeat imminent, another faction has conquered the world: principality of antioch"

I'm allied with them and Jerusalem, but they've really been expanding a lot. How many rounds do I have left? Should I attack them or wait this out? I didn't even know the AI could "beat" you this way.
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FUCK OFF KHOLEK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I CAN'T LEAVE BADLANDS FOR LIKE 200 TURNS NOW
FUCKING STUNTIES
FUCKING CHAOS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>173364664
I mean, you can't possibly know.
>>
Lads important question

How do LL faction bonuses work? Do you only get the bonus that your starting lord gets?

For example it seems Gelt's +10 armour bonus is better than franz, if I start with franz do I still get the +10 armour bonus if I recruit gelt later?
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>>173366467
>5'6 vs 6'1
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>>173366794
NIGGA HELP ME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>173366094
>That's a far fucking cry from crash turn-one.
said that cause the version I have currently which is the one I use to test crashes a lot.

>Who cares what little details you're gonna take a month to get around to? It'll still be a huge improvement over 1.01
take it up with the boss then. I'm not in charge of releasing it.
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>can't play with the cool & non-virgin kids at /twg/ because of my toaster
>have to watch lame simulated battles and hangout with the virgin autists at /gsg/
>>
>>173365463
never never was a "loremaster" who wasn't
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>>173365880
>cheat but still lose
Don't you ever play total war again. The game is easy enough as it is.
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>>173366467
>dex vs str
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>>173367148
>game is easy enough as it is

Well I guess I just suck then. Not that guy, but I've been considering getting a few mods to try and make enemies less 'huge deathstacks' but more 'smaller yet actually varied units'
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>>173367298
HELP, HE'S RAPING MY ANUS, FUCKING DWARFS CONSTANTLY 2-3 STACK ME AND NOW THIS CUNT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>173363476
I really wish there was a way to add unique advisers to each faction. The way it is currently is just fucking lazy and cheap. Mannfred is too much of a narcissist to not just kill him for daring to offer advice, the wood elves are too autistic to tolerate a human in their presence, the orcs would just kill him for not being another orc, franz wouldn't care because he would have a whole retinue of advisers, the dwarfs would never want anything to do with a wizard, and the beastmen would kill him for not being a beastman. The only faction he remotely makes sense for as an adviser is warriors of chaos.
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>>173366992
You can always play old TW games.

Like Shogun.
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>>173367429
hehe

the gobbo is raging
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>>173366747
You'll only get one trait, but it's still unique compared to generic lords
I think Gelt's is just extra ranks for new wizards
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>>173366992
>tfw just upgraded my 7 year old cardboard box to a 1060 beast with ssd. Ultra everything bby
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>>173367431
Mannfred might give him a pass since he's been out of the loop, what with being dead and all. An advisor isn't bad for getting up to speed on the circumstances of a big world.
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>>173367429
Skarsnik starts out with lightning strike how the hell are you having problems?
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>>173367843
I'm not playing Skarsnik, i'm fucking Greenskins Grimgor
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>>173367429
>How to play Orcs; for idiots
>kill the dwarf stack
>get peace
>go kill all the orcs
>then turn back north and kill the dwarfs
Not hard
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>people saying that muh boi isn't old friend
>they say that he doesn't have friends
Faggots, all of you. I am his fucking friend and I will never betray him.
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>>173368242
i can't peace fucking stunties since the game started, they have raging hate boner this time around, i'm playing on hard but they never were this relentless before
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>>173367728
It says on the hero select screen on the main menu that you get +10 armour to all units if you pick him

Do you have to start the campaign with him to keep this bonus or do you gain it when you recruit him later?
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>>173366467
>>173367429
>>173368368
>>173368127
Why does dorfs even exist after 200 turns?

>>173367431
But he is pawn of the Tzeentch. In Beastmen intro he even says something like he is Chaos pawn so that's why Beastmen tolerate him. And i remember that in first Gotrek&Felix book Beastmen listened too to a chaos human worshiper, so it's not that odd. It was some Khorne devoted chick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjUFX0mjoN0
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>>173368441
Have to select him.
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>>173368463
I can't get rid of them, they constantly move in a group of 3 stacks and i have Chaos and Norscans raping me from behind, didn't have time to build up anything,
I will win this eventually but fucking shit... this is irritatin
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And what if it is Nagash that's an old friend? He'll arrive alone and attack everyone, being a beast in battle, summoning tons of undead units.... Would make the endgame more varied, with Archaon from the north and Nagash from the south. And once those two meet in battle it's game over.
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Needs more Slaanesh.
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>>173368694
Nagash isn't anyone's friend
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>>173368463
I suppose that's true for beastmen, but it doesn't explain it for any of the other factions. And I wish they would get some voice actors with actual talent, most of the dialogue sounds terrible because they use shitty voice actors.
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>>173368763
Fuck you
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>>173368763
Arkhan
Friendship ended with Kemmler
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>>173368694
He would make a great natural enemy for the dwarves.
Also
>can res vampire LLs when he kills them.
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>>173368949
This is why nobody wants to play necromancy with you, Nagash
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>>173368949
>betrays tomb kangz
>fights sigmar and gets BTFO
>vampires only like him for his spells and not him as a person
>dwarfs hate him
>lizardmen hate him
>elves hate him (except maybe dark elves because edge)
>orcs gonna orc

literally no one likes nagash except for maybe krell and arkhan
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>>173369294
Krell only likes him for his skull
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>>173369294
We're better for him anyway.
>>173369235
Stop bullying nagash, he's a great guy
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Do you have to complete the beastmen campaign or get the dlc to unlock boris todbringer as an LL for empire?

Or do you get him in vanilla if you just confederate
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>>173368693
Did you tried to raid your own provinces to force a rebellion and then crush it to gain exp and fightness? I played only for a while as greenskins (Skarsnik to be precise) and it was quite useful for me. I didn't played as them for long, tho. Still I had twice as much army due to Waaagh at the beginning which i made that way. Useful trick, but if Dorfs and Chaos push into your territory so hard it made be too late for you to use it.
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>>173369541
You have to confederate, you don't need the DLC. But if you want to play him in custom and multi you have to complete short campaign
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>Legendoftotalshit getting his assk kicked in the dow 3 beta

So fucking satisfying
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>>173369294
>>elves hate him (except maybe dark elves because edge)
Nagash learned necromancy because he ripped off dark elf sorcery. I don't think they're cool with that shit.
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>>173369697
who is worst , legend or macedon ?
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>>173369717
In the End Times Malekith and Teclis ventured in the spirit form into Nagashizzar. Malekith is afraid, he doesn't even dare to speak Nagash's name in there.
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>>173369575
>All those mistakes
Yeah it's 3 am, I should go to sleep. Good night /twg/
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>>173370175
I don't recall that happening, but it's been a while so can i trouble you for a screencap of paragraph/page it happens in?
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I'm going to be dominated by a best elf!
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>>173350789
My gf looks exactly like that.
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Ever notice that Chaos Warriors have weird, bulky proportions in TW:W? You can really see it with the helmetless ones.
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>>173370375
Well, it happens in The Curse of Khaine novel.

>‘I suddenly feel… inadequate,’ Malekith told his companion.
>‘Not even the Tower of Hoeth can rival it,’ replied Teclis.
>It had once been a mountain, standing on the edge of a massive crater caused by a meteoric impact during the Coming of Chaos. Centuries of labour had turned the peak into a fortress the like of which could not be found anywhere else in the world. Countless battlements and leagues of crenellations wound their way up the lower slopes, and as the mountain narrowed, jutting turrets by the hundred marked its flanks. Windows in the tens of thousands gleamed, lit from within by a pale witchlight. The summit was clad in permanent cloud, glowing fitfully with magical energy.
>It was surrounded by rings of walls that made the great gates of the Annulii look like a fence between troublesome neighbours. In the depth of the crater stretched an inland sea, the waters murky, bubbling, tainted by the huge deposit of warpstone. The touch of that ancient meteorite was death and mutation to everything in the vicinity, leaving only the ghoulish descendants of cannibalistic humans to scavenge the mutant fish and loathsome slugs that survived in the tainted waters, when they did not feast on captives from rival tribes.
>The warp-taint was so strong it pervaded everything, even the dry air, so that jutting stones had rictus faces. Plants resembled dangling bones and the only flowers that bloomed were black-headed roses with thorns like daggers. The wind hissed ghostly warnings on the edge of hearing that might have just been the fluttering of the thousands of tattered banners that decorated one of the shorelines, trophies taken during millennia of conquest and despotism. Arches of bone grew from the bare rock, an ossuary-avenue that led three leagues to the outermost gates of the fortress.
>Nagashizzar, the most dread-inspiring fortress in the world.
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>>173370895
>Beneath the horrific castle toiled an endless army of the dead. Skeletal soldiers patrolled walls cracked and pitted by millennia of desert winds from the west. On the highest steeples and spires perched enormous dragons, ragged wings furled around half-skeletal bodies, drawn here from their dying fields on the Plain of Bones. Like monstrous gargoyles they appeared, hunched and malevolent, ready to drop down on any interloper, clouds of desiccating fume dribbling from dead lungs between cracked fangs.
>Beneath the dark clouds swooped other dead things. The remains of enormous crows and buzzards, large enough to carry off a full grown elf, were themselves dwarfed by reanimated griffons and manticores that circled on endless watch beside horrific creations made from stitched body parts and bound together with necromantic magic.
>The Wind of Death, Shyish, was ever-present, clinging to the rocks like fog, dribbling up through cracks and fissures in invisible steaming clouds. Wraiths haunted the deep caverns in the base of the mountains. On the higher flanks stood the cairns of wights, revenants of kings long dead sworn to the service of the Great Necromancer after whom the citadel was named.
>Nagash.
>Even thinking the name sent a thrill through Malekith, in equal measure jealousy and concern. There were few truly immortal beings in the world and Malekith was amongst them, but even he marvelled at the magical power that had once been at the command of the Great Necromancer. First in his Black Pyramid in Nehekhara to the south and later here, at Cripple Peak, his sorceries had blighted whole empires and laid low entire civilisations. Even the catastrophe of the Sundering unleashed by Malekith paled in comparison to such devastation.
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>you can now conquer any province in WH2
>not in WH1

why?
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>play Chaos
>they fight against each other
>play anything else
>they stomp your shit like best bros
really fair there, game
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>>173371018
>In spirit form he and Teclis walked along a path of skulls that ran between two outer buttresses of grey rock. They passed into the shadow of Nagashizzar, the heat of the sun lost, and Malekith shuddered despite the fact that his avatar felt no mortal sensation. It was more than temperature that caused the reaction.
>‘You have never come here before?’ Teclis asked. ‘Never before been tempted to look on this grandest of evil works?’
>‘I had other matters to keep me occupied,’ said Malekith, not willing to admit that he had dared not come here before, for reasons both of vanity and security. ‘Besides, what purpose would it have served? There is nothing here except the mindless dead serving commands uttered three ages past.’
>‘Is that so?’ Teclis made a gesture and the two of them disappeared, their spirits coalescing before an immense gatehouse, one of four that guarded the approaches to the citadel.
>The gate itself was made of some black material that shone like burnished obsidian. Bone-coloured towers flanked it, each grander than the keep of Tor Achare, stouter than the forts of Karak Kadrin.
>On the battlements above, motionless skeletons stood beside war machines of fused bone and sinew– bolt throwers loaded with the thigh bones of giants etched with dire runes and catapults whose phalangeal baskets held ensorcelled skulls that would burst into flame when launched.
>Standing against the wall of each tower, to either side of the gate, were two rows of giant beings, made from the bones of dragons, hippogryphs, nameless lizards of the southlands and other huge creatures, bound together by enchanted gold bands. The undying guardians held spears as tall as buildings and carried bows that could fire arrows capable of splintering trees.
>The pair stopped before the immense barrier and looked up, invisible even to the eyes of the undead.
>‘You mean to enter?’ said Malekith. ‘To what purpose?'
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>>173371114
>Play hard
>Retarded AI with no resources
>Play Very hard
>Retarded AI with shittons of resources
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>>173371135
>‘To show you the truth,’ Teclis replied. He looked at Malekith with an infuriating half-smile. Few patronised the Witch King, and no other lived long after.
>‘Not walls alone protect this place,’ warned the Witch King. ‘There are some powers that even I would not stir.’
>‘Did you think that the Great Necromancer would lie dormant for eternity?’ Teclis stepped through the gate. Malekith, feeling ashamed that he hesitated, followed a moment after. Protective runes flared at the intrusion but Malekith was a strong enough sorcerer to bend aside the magical barriers set within the gate itself, emerging from the dark material to find Teclis waiting for him on a long road made from crushed bone.
>‘You mean to wake… him?’ Malekith’s projection flickered as he slid ahead of the mage to stand in his way. ‘You tell me that the End Times come, that the Great Powers unite to bend their will to the enslavement of the world, and you seek to bring further ruin upon us?’
>‘The gods must return,’ Teclis said, leaning on his staff, out of habit rather than tiredness. The top of the rod was cast in the shape of the moon goddess, his muse and mythical sponsor. ‘The gates of Mirai must be opened, and there is only one that can wrest control of the underworld from Ereth Khial.’
>Malekith almost said the name but thought better of it. Names had power and here in the Great Necromancer’s fortress it was impossible to predict what attention the name of its creator might bring. ‘You are mad. Even as the tide of Chaos comes in, you would raise up a cliff of the undead to crush us against.’
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>>173371061
Might not be enough territorial difference. Can't really make the mountains off-limits, since there are no dwarves naturally over there. Jungle being lizardmen only can't really make sense, if there's going to be the vampire coast or Skeggi. High Elves have a little territory in Naggaroth, the Dark Elves want to conquer Ulthuan.
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>>173371061
They saw the popularity of the "conquer anywhere" mod and realized how much people wanted to paint the entire map.
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>>173371235
>'Not so,’ said Teclis, passing through Malekith’s projection. Around them dead masons, withered to skin and bone, tapped with hammer and chisel at hieroglyph-covered walls, endlessly chronicling the turning of the world, day after day. The dead paid no heed to the wizards as they accelerated, becoming a blur of white and black until they reached the inner gates of Nagashizzar.
>The presence of the warpstone was stronger here, making everything seem more tangible, a thickness to the air, of primordial, unrefined magic that invested every rock and bone. Sentinels crafted from the remains of trolls and ogres lined the corridor inside the gate, heads replaced with facsimiles of old Nehekharan gods, twice the height of Malekith, their scythe-like blades gleaming in the glow of green corpselight that suffused the innards of the fortress.
>‘The dead do not change. He that raised this citadel desires nothing but a world of the dead enslaved to his will.’ Malekith noted that Teclis shared his caution regarding the name of the dread castle’s architect. ‘The powers of Chaos thrive on the changing ambitions of mortals, to provide the answers to questions only mortals ask. The dead have no need of rage and ambition, despair and charisma.’
>‘Two forces opposed,’ muttered Malekith, seeing the clash in his mind’s eye, the legions of the dead on one side, the daemon hordes of the Chaos Powers on the other. There was one problem with that scenario. ‘And of those caught between? You choose to be a puppet of the Great Necromancer rather than the mutated spawn of Chaos?’
>‘We need a bulwark against Chaos. I have done what I can to prepare the humans, the dwarfs will do as they always have done and protect their own. In Lustria the great minds of the Old Ones’ servants account nothing for our survival in their astromantic equations. This place holds our greatest chance of resisting the onslaught to come.’
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>>173371348
>They ascended, level after level as though they climbed through Mirai itself, the caverns of the damned. The dead in their hundreds of thousands waited in endless ranks for the return of their creator or laboured in mines and forges to furnish wargear to an army three thousand years in the making.
>‘He will attempt the Great Ritual of Awakening,’ Malekith said as they came upon the dread throne room, a cavernous hall at the height of the dead city. A hundred thousand tallows made of the fat of the living burned in sconces and candelabras across the titanic chamber.
>In the flickering lights a platform of skulls heaped up at one end of the hall, becoming an immense throne of bones. It was empty, leaving Malekith disappointed and relieved in equal measure.
>About the Great Necromancer’s dais circled the only living things to be found in Nagashizzar, his disciples, necromancers brought here in fits of madness, chanting his praises as they made offering to the incarnation of undeath.
>Malekith could sense the energy of Nagash pulsing like a shadow within the shadows, a constant murmuring on the edge of hearing.
>‘I have put in motion a series of events that will bring him back,’ Teclis confessed. ‘It is already too late to prevent his reincarnation.’
>‘I am prideful, but your arrogance puts mine to shame,’ hissed Malekith. ‘These are not forces we can control.’
>'When you sought to shut down the vortex and bring about the tide of Chaos, did you think twice?’ Teclis asked, suddenly as bitter as the Witch King. ‘A deed so insane that even now we must deal with its consequences. It is not pride but desperation that pushes me to these extreme deeds.’
>'My past actions do not alter the folly of your current plans. I will not allow this.’
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>>173371513
>The hall trembled, almost imperceptibly. The winds of magic that had been so sluggish started to swirl, eddying around the throne. The acolytes gave gasps of surprise and fear as the dark winds caused the skulls of the throne to begin chattering their teeth, the echoes of their chorus a hideous cacophony that filled the immense hall.
>‘Too late,’ whispered Teclis.
>The black furnace of Nagash’s soul was growing in power. More brands on the wall burst into life– the blaze of a thousand torchlights brought fresh horror to the scene. Every surface of the chamber was covered in runes and hieroglyphs, which now danced in the flame light with a life of their own, melting and reforming to channel the winds of magic into the throne, the rumbling growing stronger with every passing heartbeat.
>‘All is in hand,’ Teclis tried to assure Malekith. ‘I have made sure that the Great Ritual of Awakening will not succeed, not in its entirety. Nagash will return, strong enough to thwart Chaos for a while yet not so strong that we will not be able to undo what has been done.’
>Malekith thought he saw an apparition on the throne, wraith-like but terrifying, armoured and cowled, one hand replaced with a claw of metal clutching the arm of the chair, in the other dead grasp a staff of black iron wrought with Nehekharan sigils. The Great Necromancer raised his head, revealing a skull face, eyes blazing with warp-light. Though Malekith and Teclis were concealed by the greatest enchantments of stealth and darkness that they could weave, for an instant the Witch King was sure that the pale green light of those eyes fell upon him and saw him. There was no life there, no expression that could be read. The visitation lasted only a moment before disappearing.
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>>173371624
>A sudden blast of Shyish swept along the hall, the magic of death extinguishing every flame, hurling the acolytes to the floor. There was nothing else in the chamber, nothing physical at least, but Malekith sensed a pulsing in his head, as of a deep voice vibrating inside his mind. It was in a human language long dead outside these walls, but in his thoughts he recognised the concept behind the words.
>I RETURN
>Without thought or word between them, the spirits of Teclis and Malekith fled.

The End.
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>>173371762
Even Teclis is afraid of muh boi
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some Anon posted his list of mods to make the game more difficult

something something Beastmen, Green Tide, Chaos,

can you hook a brother up pls thanks
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The End Times are stupid.
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>>173371959
fuck off arch
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>>173371114
If the game was fair the AI would have no chance, instead of sometimes having a chance

AI expansion when.
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Is there a place to find all the diplomacy quips? I'm wondering if there are special "cordial" quips the Orcs, Chaos, or Vamps will give to the "good" factions.
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>>173372028

this gen is full of baddies
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>>173371959
Just do what I do and ignore everything published after 6th edition.
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>>173371928
I think it was something like this
>Da Green Threat
>Orcs Occupy Anywhere
>Chaos Invasion with Stronger Armies
>AI Campaign Balance
Dunno the beastmen one
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>>173371959
I really enjoyed them. The world had so many open plots and it ended them pretty decently. Also important named characters killing each other was a nice change of pace.
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>>173371762
Thanks, didn't read the curse of khaine novels. Have true roman whore as a reward.
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>>173372028
how do i fuck up Chaos actually? i just killed Archaon, Kholek and Sarthorael in a single turn and they are not defeated yet?
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>>173371762
lmao no one cares
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>>173372525
There's also Sigvald somewhere.
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>>173372357

thanks senpai
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>>173372405
I would certainly demand she get back in formation, if you know what I mean.
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>>173372602
At least one anon does >>173372405
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>>173372602
You're really funny dude. Top comment.
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>>173372623
fug
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>>173364664
God punishes deviants with muff monsters, so you did good.
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>>173371061
They probably didn't want to release a potentially more broken game, since the big differences between factions makes occupation less of a balanced affair than in other TW titles. So they let modders and the players do their playtesting for them.
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>>173371302

>now instead we will get the highly popular "restricted conquering" mod
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>WoC
>have four tribes as my vassals
>get declared war upon by Redhorn Tribe
>all 4 tribes refuse to join and even declare war on me
is there a way to stop this?
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>>173372405
Female legionaries and conquistadoras when?
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>>173373151
I imagine or hope it'll be an option upon release, since I see no reason for them not to include it when they'll already have both systems coded.
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>>173372525
Still got sigvald, he tends to boat his way over from kislev to bretonnia from what I've noticed
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Is it worth fucking over Estalia for one province?

Somehow they got a hold of Brionne, but at the time I was more interested in getting some trade income and not getting screwed over while I was trying to finish off Mousilion. Now that I've done that, I'm considering pulling out of our various agreements, quickly taking the city, and trying to rebuild our shattered friendship.

I should note that right now Estalia is the most powerful Southern Realm, having conquered most of Tilea and the Border Princes.
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Be honest

Is Warhammer fantasy ever coming back? When TWW was announced i was furious CA was making a fantasy game about "Warhammer" which i thought was just some space marine shit, but i have fallen in love with the lore and i don't want it to end before i could even begin playing it.
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>>173369851
Macedon.
Legend will admit to being a bit of a tryhard autist and still joke around in the middle.
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>>173373709
AoS is way better
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>>173373709
>Is Warhammer fantasy ever coming back?
inevitably considering the revival in interest according to my personal opinion
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>>173373709
It's dead, Jim. But the old rules haven't ceased to exist, they just won't be updated or used in official tournaments. There will be no more official WHFB models, but there are old models and models by other companies, and in the future it will become easier to print your own bootleg models as 3D printing technology becomes better, cheaper, and more available. There are still enthusiasts who play the old rules and armies.
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>>173373709
GW have put too much time and money into their new shit to do that
Maybe as one of their specialist games
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Still waiting for a mod to make the Empire more lush and German, and more covered in farmland and deciduous trees just like Medieval 2. I hate the current look where it looks like tiny little colonial towns in the far north of 17th century Canada

I miss the greenery and visible farm tiles between cities in the Medieval 2 engine
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>>173373709
>Is Warhammer fantasy ever coming back?
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>>173374085
Now now anon, the Empire is supposed to be thick with brooding pine forests, as if the Black Forest was everywhere and more dangerous. Bretonnia has some farms at least.
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>>173374085
Total war will never do this or get it right.
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what are some good unit mods

>inb4 radious
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>>173374085
delete this please
nothing in the old games was good it's just nostalgia goggles, now buy some more blood dlc
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>>173369294

I'm not sure Lizardmen really know of his existance beyond some slann waking up from his trip, sensing some retard over the ocean doing magic hilariously wrong, then going back to his trip.
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>>173374550
Ultimate Chaos
Cataph's Kraka Drak: The Norse Dwarfs
Cataph's: The Southern Realms (TEB)

ones i use
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>>173374550
Serration
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I want to be Sigvald.
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G O B L I N S
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>>173374921
got me, I looked it up
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>>173374925
I want to be an attractive vampire lady.
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>accept peace treaty with vampire cunts
>their agents are still running around my provinces and triggering rebellion rapestacks just by fucking being there
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE MANNLET I HAVE ENOUGH SHIT TO DEAL WITH
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>>173375312
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>>173375526
This is why you pound them into the dirt harder than Mannfred did the series. Unless you're Military Allies, the AI will constantly send agents to fuck you up and even then they'll just limit themselves to passively fucking you over with agents rather than actively fucking you over with agents.
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>>173358562
that face totally reminds me of trump
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>>173376172
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>>173376172
When the greenskins sends it's gobbos, they’re not sending their best..
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>>173376172
>>173376431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kAEoCHANYY
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>>173376552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM5WqJp7tUQ This is how I get pumped for my Empire and Bret runs.
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>>173374085
I don't know about having fields everywhere, the Empire is supposed to be relatively sparsely inhabited.

But I would like some actual farmsteads to defend. I want handgunners defending dry stone walls and steam tanks trundling through ploughed fields. As it is, there's just the occasional house in a wide open plain.
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What are we missing now that will come in Warhammer III?

Chaos dorfs, ogres, tomb kings, and ???
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>Mfw watching DoW3 gameplay
>LMAO DUDE WHAT IF WE LITERALLY MAKE IT A MOBA AND CALL IT AN RTS
Like, god damn, DoW2 was disappointing but it was still a fun Action RPG. If this game wasn't advertising itself as an RTS I might be fine with it but it's fucking horseshit, looks like garbage, and is blatant MOBA shit that is trying to attract the Dota fags while pissing all over fans of the series. Fuck Relic

>B-BUT THE COLORS ARE MORE LIKE THE TABLE TOP NOW!!!
Bull shit, you wanna know what looks like the tabletop? Warhammer Total War. You can have lots of color but still look good, DoW3 has shit art direction that looks nothing like the tabletop while Warhammer Total War matches the table top in both color and style. Fuck Relic. Creative Assembly deserves infinite love for actually putting love and care into the franchise
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>>173377387
>Chaos dorfs,
Never.
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>>173377387
Daemons.
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>>173352521
>mfw there is in fact a mod to give vlad a nose
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>>173377387
>tomb king in warhammer 3
>he think Southland will only include the South

its gonna be like that and you know it
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>>173377757
forgot pic
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>>173377896
I hope Araby will be playable.
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>>173363926
I'd be quite happy to be able to do outposts on stuff I can't settle. I like the mechanic a lot.

Just wish you could give land to allies, but this is next best thing I guess.
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>>173378049
>wasting time and resources on a literal footnote faction
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Alright lads rate my tactics. My plan is to force the enemy cavalry to try to crush my left flank, while in reality I lead an elite cavalry and infantry force to charge the enemy center hoping to kill the enemy general while the enemy cavalry is occupied and rout their forces. Hopefully the reinforcing enemy cavalry don't crush my spread out left flank, but instead try to raid my backlines that is lightly defended for personal glory and loot. After the battle My general/king will get all the glory and fame even though the hero of the left flank prevented a crushing defeat by a numerically superior force and instead accuse the hero of being a traitor in a few years.
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I just played 200hrs+ on Rome 2 and I just bought Attila. What do I expect in TWA? Is it gonna be better than R2?
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>>173377387
I bet Tomb Kings and Araby will be DLC/FLC for Warhammer 2, while Chaos Dwarves and Ogres will be DLC/FLC for Warhammer 3 that focuses on Chaos.
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>>173377896
>mfw Cathay , ind and nippon fag will only have a mention in a ogre kingdom event like :
>our raiders come back from Cathay with prisonners what should we do with them ?
>and its the most they will ever get from any warhammer game ever
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>>173378747
Yes.
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>>173378747
No.
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>>173378747
Attila is pretty widely regarded as the best historical game in the series, especially when you include Age of Charlemagne. It's certainly my favourite.
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>>173378408
It would be pretty nice if total war started heavily expanding the lore of previously irrelevant factions now that the setting is dead and there is no model-induced restraint on how many factions there are
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playable middenland with boris todbringer and cult of ulric units when ?
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>>173379717

tomorrow
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>>173379501
Cool. I'm into historical game play recently kinda excited for this. Are the mods in pastebin outdate? Is there any good mods you would recommend?
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>>173377896
i was wondering since they didnt recieve any :
do the warrior of chaos , beastmen , wood elves and bretonnia had any Régiments Of Renown in TT ?
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>>173365830

>Install it
>get ready to play it
>realize I can't have horse archers do anything but shoot from the front
>Can't mod to fix it

k

>>173377896

Hobgoblins are likely to be factions since they exist in the darklands. Just not playable. Ind and Cathay and Nippon are ridiculous pipe dreams. Even Araby is a bit fleeting though I'd like to see them.

>>173378807

Problem with Chorfs and Ogres is where they would fit on a map in the chaos wastes. And if they would be willing to release a 60 dollar expansion pack that is literally just daemons with future DLC of another faction. I know daemons are popular but for the non daemon-tabletop players is it popular enough to buy a release where you only get to play as daemons?

I half feel like the final release might re-visit some of the old lands (say the chaos wastes down to the empire and Ulthuan and east to the dark lands) so that daemon players have something to -do- late game.

If all the daemon campaign is is fight in the chaos wastes I'd think even daemon fans would be a bit dismayed, and if it's just chorfs and ogres that's not all that much civilization for them to rape and ravage.
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>>173379910
>good mods

There are a few areas that could use improvement, but i'd argue that your first campaign should be vanilla. You can change pretty much anything via the workshop after that, once you understand which parts you like and which parts you don't.

>AI colonize ruined settlements more quickly
>regional fertility increases to offset climate change
>improved family system to slow down the number of bastards clogging up your family tree
>increased number of turns per year to make seasons a more impactful gameplay mechanic
>re-enable roman legacy techs to allow you to rebuild the empire, as opposed to watching it crumble even if you're winning at every turn

Shit like that.
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>>173380424
hobgoblins are also in the darklands ? i remember that they only lived in the northern steppes north of Cathay and the ogres kingdoms
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>>173380527

They had to be enslaved somehow by the chaos dwarfs, so I figured they existed in some volume in the dark lands.

http://www.chaos-dwarfs.com/wiki/index.php?title=Hobgoblins

Says they dwell in darklands and steppes

http://warhammerfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Hobgoblin

Says only the steppes.

http://warhammeronline.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Lands

Says the darklands too. I'm guessing the majority are in the steppes but some have come to filter into the darklands.
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>>173380873
Hobgoblins weren't enslaved by Chaos Dwarfs, they were CREATED by Chaos Dwarfs. They were regular Gobbos bred to be better slaves and workers. Same with Black Orcs.
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post hypogrifs
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>>173378408

I'd play the fuck out of Araby but it's like 5% it'll be a CA faction
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>Nemesis Crown campaign conclusion

And then, as the Chaos Moon waxed, a terrible stirring, felt in the soul of every living creature, swept the land. The wind died and the light of the moons become strangely pallid. Every Wizard, every practitioner of the arts of magic in the region, was struck by a sudden fear, as if some ancient will from before creation had looked deep within his unworthy heart and found him wanting. The Emperor's Wizards were struck blind, for the winds of magic blew no longer. Grimgor's shamans gibbered empty nonsense as any clue of the Crown's hiding place was lost. The sorcerers of Chaos slunk away into the night, abandoning their lords, for they knew the end was come. Even Teclis, most accomplished of High Elven magic users, felt the echoes of aeons-old thought touching his soul, and he alone knew that the Mage-Priests of Lustria had awakened to take a hand in events from their distant temples.

To the Skaven, the sudden lull in the winds of magic was so terrifying as to invoke widespread panic in their ranks. The Grey Seers squealed in horror, for they knew deep in their putrid hearts that they, and their entire race, had no place in this world, and neither did the Nemesis Crown. Despite the squalid trappings of civilisation, the Skaven were little more than animals, and reverted to their true nature. Panic gripped the heart of every Skaven in the forest, who fled the region in great rivers of screeching evil. Even as they fled with their armies, the Grey Seers knew that the Crown was lost to them, but only for a time. They knew that, if the Dwarfs had the Crown, they would bury it deep beneath their mountain holds. No matter – there was no hole in the world deep enough to keep out the Skaven.

As Thorgrim's warriors closed on their foe under the dulled light of the Chaos Moon, their Dwarven hearts were oblivious to the waking nightmares afflicting so many warriors of the other races.
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FUCK MARIENBURG. FUCK FLAGELLANTS.

Holy shit, these mindless fanatics who fight till the last man is a real pain in the ass. Never realised how painful it's going to be.

I'm tired fighting against Marienburg. It's a 3rd major battle where they have huge body advantage over me. Fucking minor Bretonnian factions keep dragging me into the war against them, can't wait before I'll confederate rest of the land.
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If Shogun has a special place in CA's heart like I suspect it does, then there's an outside chance they'll go ahead and include Nippon.

That's mostly just personal feelings though, reused Shogun II assets with Onis and other japanese monsters would instantly be a top 3 faction for me.
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>>173383383
If you want to do Marienburg correctly you need to start as Louen Leoncoeur and then do a turn 2 siege recruiting 4 peasant bow men and just going ham right into the gate and then swinging your cav around to pile into all their crossbowmen
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>>173377896
>warhammer 3
>search your feeling, you know it to be true.
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>>173384083
What is currently the weakest bait on the board?

>Correct.

I'll take "Tired yet Amusing TW Memes" for $800, Alex.
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>>173384083
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>>173384083
You're not gonna see your stupid sigmarines in a TW game any time soon
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>>173383615
I fucked up the beginning of the campaign. I started with Leoncoeur and went right after Skullmasherz settlement because of muh event. After that, I was depleted and wasn't able to attack Marienburg so I let them chill for few turns. Kicked their asses under the walls of Couronne and forced them to sign peace.

After few turns fuckers attacked Artois who had a defensive pact with me, 1 turn before I unlocked their heraldry for confederation. So next turn I confederated them and had a huge showdown near Gisoreux against their full two stacks. And after like another couple of turns goddamned Lyonesse got attacked by them, so I had again to oblige to a defensive treaty and got caught with my pants down because my main stack with Leoncoeur was busy taking down Mousillon.

Meanwhile, fucking Beastmen stacks raid Bordeleaux and kick the shit out of my ally Courasconne. And I never knew that fucking trees can also suffer prom premenstrual syndrome because Durthu is a fucking raging cunt and basically razed most of Paravon.

I also have an epic income of -216 gold. And Norsca raiders siege my capital, but I'm not worried, garrison and walls should handle them.
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>>173383383
>Vonvolkvan
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>No ror Giant called "Little Gork"
C'mon now
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So

The FLC map says the last three are Bretonia, a Lord, and the old friend.

Would Isabella really be the Lord? We did get her for free, but that was from a contest, and she wouldve cost money if we lost.
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>>173385853

A vampire lord was already in the FLC content, I doubt we would have had to pay money for it if we did lose the contest.
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>>173385853
If we lost, Isabella would be paid for, but we would get a different vampire Lord for free. Since we won, we got Isabella and that other vampire Lord will also be free.

Don't you love having more vampires, anon?
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>>173386206
No.

This is enough vampires.
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>>173385853
wanna give that dog a treat
but not too many, or he'll end up like sacchan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wpx_u8XwhbI
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Kill them!

Raise them!
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Mill them!
Maize them!
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>>173387270
>Alternate Lizardmen reality

boy did they mellow out
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>>173385853

Grace confirmed Isabella was the FLC Lord.
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>>173387472
Didn't most of them fuck off into alternate dimensions?
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>>173388879
Don't think so. The Old Ones did after they realized everything was fucked.

The Lizardmen got left behind to accomplish their impossible tasks.
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Do you think it'd be fair to give Bretonnian Knights better staying power in straight melee, or would that be too gamebreaking?

Right now, at least to me, the Bretonnian knights don't feel much better than any other faction's cavalry - but it seems stupid to just bump up the damage of their charges until they're better than Blood Knights or something, because then that just makes them OP. I think making it so they could survive an extended melee engagement - not as good as actual infantry or cavalry without lances, but well enough - might make them both more interesting as a faction, and make it feasible for knights to get more focus than infantry in a Bretonnia army.
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>>173389017

Cavalry is most important in Bretonnia because it's the only part of the army that's worth a fuck.
Everything else is just chaff.

OTOH, their main enemies are (mostly) shit as well, so it's all good.
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>>173389017
That's literally what questing knights and grail guardians are for.
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>>173388968
Old ones = CA
Slann = Modders
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>>173389364
I find Bretonnia's units actually work really well in tandem, you just have to know how to use them and be ready to micro that cav.

Keep a small infantry and support core, have your knights ride out and cycle charge to whittle down the enemy and slow their advance while your support units assist. Bring the enemy to your infantry block and then hammer and anvil.
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>>173352521
>not wanting Vlad to have a nose
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>>173389017
What the fuck are you talking about, Questing Knights last too long in fucking combat, they slaughter infantry.
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peasants FUCK OFF
this is a NOBLE thread
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>>173365370
Fantasy has a Tzeentch bias, 40k has a Khorne bias.
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Dwarfs > Orcs
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Would you date a qt Mousillon lass?
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mark of chaos was fun and the cinematics were cool
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>>173390873

Absolutely not!
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>>173390929
yea boi, MoC was fun af. Also had some of the best voice-acting I've heard in any game. I miss Gorbash and Wazzog so much.
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>>173390929
the look of righteous rage and disgust as he gets up to his feet is just 10/10

>ywn die valiantly defending the realms of humanity against the legions of hell
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>>173390867

Undead > Living
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>>173391107

>ywn die valiantly defending the realms of humanity against the legions of hell

Fine by me
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>>173360487
I can't wait for the kangz
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>>173391107
>>Elven Waywatcher spends his final momments trying to save a human war priest.

Knife Ears aint so bad.
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Is it just me or is the auto-resolve massively undervaluing the beastmen armies?

I mean look at this
I know all my dudes are gold rank but come on, they're all tier 1 with the exception of those 2 treemen units
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>>173391538

Stop playing on easy fag
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>>173391485
im pretty sure its a shadow warrior
wood elves arent in the game but high elves are
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>>173391576
I'm on very hard m8
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>>173391167
nagash pls go and stay go
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>>173389017
No. Bret cav should never be allowed staying power outside of what >>173389379 and >>173390339 said with questing knights.

Bretonnia cavalry on the TT has always had one supreme rule: you MUST break your enemy on the charge. There is no allowance for failure; should the enemy hold, you WILL eventually lose combat as your charge bonus fades and it's now your 12 vs. 40 gobbos/6 Manslayers/15 Chosen/# whathaveyou.

This should hold over into TW:W: not just to be lore accurate, but because staying power would eliminate the need for any foot infantry (and flip the bird to the unit CA created for just that, the Squires). That shit just won't fly in the GC, it fucks with the meta CA loves so dear.
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>>173390534
Albiocaucasians will rise up one day!
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>>173390534
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
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>>173391538
You can literally win any battle as Wood Elves with just Eternal Guard and those tier 1 archers.
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>>173390873
Depends on how cute.
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>>173392204
She has a small hump on her back, an extra finger on one hand, is bow legged due to malnutrition, but I think both her eyes are in the right spot, and they're definitely of equal size!
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>>173392128
You say that but when I play that battle manually what happens is that their melee line just destroys my melee dudes in 5 seconds and then the archers just get mauled immediately after
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>>173391702
I can't really argue with that response - though I feel differently on how well Questing Knights do against infantry - but what are you supposed to do against enemies that you can't break? Armies that outnumber you greatly, or armies that are stubborn and tough like Dwarves? It's a one-trick pony that might not always work.

And to clarify a little, I wasn't expecting them to act like an infantry unit. I was just noticing how Black Knights (without Lances and barding) seem to often win against even Knights of the Realm if they don't pull away to cycle charge again - and it's not even really a narrow victory. It just seems odd that the flower of Bretonnian chivalry, with the best armor and weapons, will crumple so easily. If they had even Black Knights level of melee skill, which will still lose to most infantry, that would make things more fair in my mind.
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Make everybody happy
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>>173391107
That trailer is perfectly put together

Most trailers would ramp up the "epicness" and zoom right into the war priest as he screams "TO ME SONS OF SIGMAR"
but this one zooms the fuck out, showing how hopeless the situation is as his scream sort of fades out
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>>173392831
Black Knights are pure rape to other cavalry. Mounted skeletons don't fuck around, apparently.
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>>173392831
when will you people realize that undead win in battles of attrition unless massively outclassed?
Skeleton man will win a 1 v 1 vs swordsmen
even zombies will end up killing some dudes just from how long they stay in the battle.

The ability to fight to the last man is really strong.
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>>173391485
that's a shadow warrior you uncultured secondary
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>>173393239
Say that to my trunk, fag
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>>173391702
How they work on in your turn based miniatures spinoff game is irrelevant.
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>Played so much TWW that I have finally reached the point where I actually want to buy and paint figures.
>Fantasy is fucking dead
>Age of shitmar

For god fucking damn it.
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>>173394272
The future of fantasy is in videogames. IT HAS ASCENDED AS A UNIVERSE TO ANOTHER PLATFORM.

I do seriously want army painter and Lord maker though. It doesnt have to be very indepth, i just want it.
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>>173391538
wew finally managed to win this after trying a couple of times

I had to spread out my archers and keep keep all but 2 spearmen in a clumped line to so the minotaurs wouldn't instantly break trough.
Then shot the centigors to death ASAP so I could surround their melee line and pepper their backs with arrows

One thing that bugged me, is that my glade guard at gold rank are actually just as good as regular cheap gors in melee, so they should be able to 1v1 them just fine, but in the actual battle the 1 unit of gors touched my glade guard and won the 1v1 super fast before I could even get some eternal guard to help.
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>>173394525
Well they are still elves at the end of the day, anon.
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>>173394272
You can still buy and paint the miniatures you know, fantasy isnt dead its just renamed.

That being said only faggots buy and paint those overly expensive pieces of shit

It would literally be better to learn how to sculpt and make your own. Even a 3D printer would be better.
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>>173394675
they should be super elite elves dammit
took forever to get 3 branchwraiths to have the +3 rank skill so I could recruit them at gold rank
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>>173394987
>3D printed miniatures

Ugh. Lumpy things that are as cheap as they look and barely belong on a gaming table beyond testing new units before buying a mini.

Just get 3rd party minis, 'close-enough' sorts of miniatures, or get miniatures second hand. You don't have to shell out to GW - in fact, with Brets and Tomb Kings, you can't.
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>>173395074
Welves feel lacking as a faction desu, something always feels amiss with em. Beastmen have a solid roster, but i cant put my finger on what they lack.
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>>173395189
3D minis need you to be able to sculpt with too, but it saves you time as you dont start with a block but something thats closer to what you want

The sad thing is if you want to collect a lot its literally cheaper to drop $1000 on a 3D printer and another $1000 on sculpting classes than it is to collect warhammer.
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>>173395198
What the hell filters into desu??!
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>>173395331
facebook niggaspeak
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>>173386786
Sacchan's a baller.
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>Red duke is on the main campaign
>cant recruit him as a lord like you can other lords
>can die permanently
>even has unique traits
God fucking dammit CA just slap some bonus to vampire cav on him and make him a faction
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>>173395395
Oh, we just let Reddit transplants slide now? Is this what we've become?
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>Small Gift to the Border Princes is 2000 fucking gold
Guess it's war
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>>173395731
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>>173352713
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>he doesnt want TW; Age of Sigmar
I bet you're just scared of THICC
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>>173395770

>Marienburgers offering peace

Peace was never an option
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>>173396046
Age of Sigmar would not work as a Total War
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C Y G O R S
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>>173395596
yes.
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>>173396120
unf, stop being scared of thicc
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>beat enemy cavalry
>use own cavalry to hammer and smash enemy line

>8 remaining enemy cavalry recover morale and circle around to hit my archers, killing half of a unit

every time
why is shattering the enemy so fucking hard
seeing bloody goblins come back over and over again until they have like 5 guys renaming is stupid
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>>173396120
>warhammer would not work as a total war
>you cant do magic and flying units, and lords wont make sense they cant fight whole armies!
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>>173396159
>Ironjawz
Moonclan is the only way to roll Destruction mate. Go grot or get out of my face with your weak shit
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>>173396256
wow
literally everything about that looks retarded
even the owldog(?) thing looks stupid
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>>173396240
Units cant come back if another unit is chasing them, or is near them

You can stop multiple units retreating from returning by having at least one unit chasing them down like dogs or light cav
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>>173396256
It's a skirmish game with no rank and file tactics is is far more objective based then ram armies together.
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>>173396315
>owldog
You literally play a game with griffons, and you could figure out that was a half breed?

>>173396352
>warhammer wont ever work as a total war game! im telling you it cant work!
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>>173396256

>Game whose primary gameplay is based around capturing/defending territory
>In a setting where basically nothing is concretely defined geographically and everything takes realm in poorly defined, seemingly endless "realms"

Yeah, naw, it's idiotic
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>>173396415
>Talking about following what people do in the TB when you have a game where any faction can go take paint the map
Come on now, dont be a child
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Do you ever impose thematic objectives to your campaign?

I just started a Sigvald campaign where I will focus on burning Bretonnia to the ground first before looping around onto the Welfs then hitting the Empire from below through Averland.
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>>173396046
>>173396159
>>173396256
There were some retarded models in WHFB but what the fuck is that shit??
Can't wait for GW to baitsa dasuto
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>>173396415
>nothing is concretely defined geographically and everything takes realm in poorly defined, seemingly endless "realms"
So... Literally what we have now in Warhams and its occupation system

Ba dum tsk
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>>173396483

>>Talking about following what people do in the TB when you have a game where any faction can go take paint the map

I'm sorry, what?

All that Age of Sigmar must have rotted your brain, because that sentence is fucking incomprehensible.
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>>173396393
>You literally play a game with griffons, and you could figure out that was a half breed?

that's the point
they manage to make perfectly fine gryphon miniatures, and then come up with that garbage? What the fuck happened.
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>>173396483
>when you have a game where any faction can go take paint the map
except that they can't?

You need a mod to go paint the map with a faction
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>>173396548
>So... Literally what we have now in Warhams and its occupation system

what did he mean by this?
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>>173396548

>So... Literally what we have now in Warhams and its occupation system

No?

In literally no way does Warhammer fit what I described.
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>>173396638
Okay, when you show me the lore that proves the Welfs took over all the Karaks ill correct myself
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>>173396561
Im sorry you failed basic English, read it again instead of getting buttmad. No more replies for you shitposter.
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>>173392831
Well, looking at it from a TT-based perspective and telling >>173393992 to go fuck himself, the way Bret cav always worked was one of two ways:

1) Pin in place with cheap blobby infantry whose massed numbers can hold up for the one-to-two turns needed to smash your cav into the flank or rear; OR
2) Whittle the enemy down with trebuchets, magic, and massed peasant arrow fire before they reach your lines, then smash your cav into the front, flank or rear.

There's just no other way around it. Knights are still men, and with no charge bonus on subsequent rounds of combat (and Warhammer not allowing for disengagements and cycle charges like TW does) you start fighting a battle of attrition that you CANNOT win. Even if it only takes an extra round of combat to break them, that's a round the cav unit doesn't move, doesn't threaten, and most likely took a casualty that wasn't cost effective (e.g. gobbos GONNA STAB; how do you feel losing that 30+ point model to a 4pt grot with a stikka).

For VC, Bretonnian strategy was the same as any other: target the lead vampire/necromancer and obliterate him as soon as possible, you just did it with lords on pegasi with magic lances and fuck-you-cunt virtues. Or a well placed trebuchet shot. It's kind of a shame (though completely understandable from a balance perspective) that the undead don't immediately start crumbling in this game once the general dies, because having to chew through all those rotten carcasses (even though I sniped Mannlet von Cuckstein 1 minute into the battle with the Bretonnian Royal Air Force) sucks shit and I loathe it.
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>>173396519
Before i finally beat the campaign i needed Skarsnik sitting all comfy in Karaz-a-Karak. As if he could be ready to win, other than that no.
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>>173389643
As I said - the Cavalry's the only thing worth a fuck.
Hammering that Anvil's really satisfying OTOH.
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>>173396779
>proves the Welfs took over all the Karaks
In the lore their endgame was to make athel lorien swallow the world, wasn't it
so they are capable of it
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>>173397532

Did you respond to the wrong post or something?
>>
Why is the enemy suddenly able to survive a battle after retreating once?

I thought the deal was
>engaged on campaign map
>can retreat
but
>if engaged again they are all killed
right?
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>>173397643
yes I did

that was meant to be a reply to
>>173396793
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>>173396859
And I'm sorry he fucked your mother you little bitchnigger
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>>173397658
Sometimes they retreat in a good quality
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>TWW, Rome 2 and Attila each take up 35 GB of space
>have them all installed at once in case I want to play them
>haven't played Rome 2 and Attila since July

So this is probably why I only have 350 free GB
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>>173397282
How would this strategy work out if Bretonnian knights were supposed to skip their first turn, so they could pray to the Lady and get their buffs?

Still, those two strategies make sense, and I might try to apply some of those lessons to my TW games, or whenever I actually get these damn models painted. It might be fun to skimp on infantry a bit and focus on ranged and offensive firepower, buffing up knights before a huge charge.
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>>173398271
Huh I didn't know that
How annoying
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The Southlands is packed with factions:
>Araby, Tomb Kingdoms, Greenskins, Lizardmen, Dwarfs, Skaven, Beastmen, High Elves, Wood Elves, and the Empire
And half of those are already in Warhammer I.
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>>173397658
I don't know if its a bug or a feature, but if the general dies in the second battle they can retreat again, its possible that CA fucked it up somehow and its two retreats per character, not army
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>>173396519
I'm currently playing as Carcassone and I'm going against the Enchantresses traits and building an army of sweet BATTLE PILGRIMS, we're going to burn Athel Loren to the ground and then rotate down through the Grey Mountains and crush the Beastmen and Savage Orcs that are running amok in Tilea and Estalia. Then and only then will I turn my men north, for Archaon is coming.
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>>173398458
>How would this strategy work out if Bretonnian knights were supposed to skip their first turn, so they could pray to the Lady and get their buffs?

Indeed. How does one recover from the loss of initiative?
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>>173354920
Explain this meme.
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>>173354352
FOUR Cygors?
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>>173399080
I already can't wait for the faction unlocker so I can conquer glorious new lands in the name of the empire and expand from that imperial enclave
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HOW DO YOU START AS SKARSNIK. I want to understand how these gobbo shits can kill stunties early on.
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>>173399970
Wolf Riders
>>
>Fags keep defending non-historical Total War games
>Now they're releasing a sequel
>In a decade or so, there'll be about 4 more sequels and 50 more DLCs by the time they've squeezed the udders dry

Congrats

Total War: Medieval 3 or Total War: Empire but not shit will literally never happen
>>
you know
just saying fuck it to archers and going full melee elves might be playing against my strenghts but it sure is much more fun

no more having to protect shitty archers, or worrying about some cavalry smashing into my flank
just smash my massive trees and kawaii elf ladies into their dudes and watch the carnage
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>>173399970
Stalking, surrounding and back stabbing
Also make better use of heroes in campaign map
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>>173357986
>American """education"""
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>>173400176
>there'll be about 4 more sequels and 50 more DLCs
I can't fucking wait desu sempai
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>>173399080
CA never said all of the Southlands :^)

In fact they never said all of any of the lands :^)))))))
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>>173400176

>"I'm a literal retard who pays no fucking attention to what's going on but complains anyway"
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>>173399080
Indeed. I suspect (hope) the third expansion will expand both south and east in the Old World, so Chaos Dwarves and Ogres are included as well.

>>173399941
It's literally a "crusader state" because of GW's lack of creativity.
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>>173400297
in fact did they even say they would make a game at all
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>>173400176
>>Fags keep defending non-historical Total War games

Warhammer IS historical. Or, at the least, I hear people whining about the historical inaccuracies in Total War Warhammer all the time (laugh.)
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>>173399970
I will literally give you a turn by turn guide on how to win
1. Build level 2 barracks
2. Send agent to attack walls, level him for assassination
3. Do not build more units until you get level 2 barracks
4. Build nothing but nasty skulkers, ditch all your other shitty gobbo units
5. Use agent to assassinate second lord when he spawns, or if he doesnt just keep damaging walls
6. Make a second army once you have 20 stack and start filling that too
7. Go siege Karak, chances are you can take it right away, if you cant reinforce with another 10 to 20 stack

GG you win, literally can do this in the first 12 to 24 turns on legendary pretty easily.
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>>173400359
>"crusader state"
sweet
Can't wait to show thos shitty rats the light of sigmar
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>>173400402
But seriously though they never said they were doing all of any of the lands. And the map leak we do have shows a large bit of each land cut off.
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>>173400297
They literally said southlands was included and had both jungle and desert terrain you retarded memeing faggot
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>>173400359
Nope, enjoy your Chaos Daemons split into four factions with Chaos Wastes fortresses, random tribes of Hung, Kurgan and Norscans and random dwarf holds in the wastes.

CDs and OKs will be DLC, like Tomb Kangz.
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>>173400176
"Total War Warhammer: The East" confirmed?
TWW: Age of Smegmar confirmed?
TWW: War of the Beard confirmed?
TWW Rise of Sigmar confirmed?
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>>173400205
I wouldn't go as far as the anon you're replying to, but compared to the rest of Europe there is drastically less written record and archaeological evidence left in Eastern Europe. Especially given the fact that neither the Romans nor the Greeks made it up there to leave the kinds of written and structural evidence historians use.
The Baltic Crusades did a pretty good job of destroying a lot of the material that would have otherwise relied on.
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>>173400474
Zlatlan is the only occupied Lizardman city in the Southlands. Either the city is being repositioned or TWW2 isn't coming out until december and the map will be much larger than the original leaked map.
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>>173400176
>Total War: Medieval 3
There will be fucking Warhammer 3
3!!!
The first of it's kind which will open the floodgates for Medieval 3, Rome 3 and Shogun 3
>>
Can someone post the faction roller for TW:WH? Wood Elves just fucked my shit and I can't go on, bonus points if I'm not anywhere near Athel Loren. Fuck Elves
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>>173400776
The first and the best.
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>>173401489
ROLL
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>>173400487
That doesnt mean all the southlands, it could literally be half it

go look at a map faggot
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>>173401718
Rollan
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>>173401718
no empire pls
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>>173401718
Thanks anon!
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>>173395331
t b h = desu
f a m = senpai
s m h = baka
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>>173395331
Hello newfag
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>>173401879
oh boy, Morghur! I just installed Rise of the Beastmen and Rise of the Greenskins too, this'll be fun.
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>>173400176

WAH WHY WON'T THEY KEEP REHASHING THE SAME SHIT! I WANT ANOTHER ROME 2.

Kill yourself.
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>>173400776
I'd rather have Empire 2 than Rome or Shogun 3
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>>173401718
rollerilo
>>
EMPIRE 2 FUCKING WHEN?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXknALrHSfI&t=165s
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>>173401718
Roll
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>>173401941
Goes to show how little i usually abbreviate shit here.
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>>173399970
NOT GOBBO ENOUGH, DONT DESERVE TO BE MASTER RACE.
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>>173402145
never ever
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>>173399970
Start the game by underwaying your way straight to the dorf province capital, recruit second night gobbo warboss and start recruiting whatever you have, upgrade barracks to 2 and build a pile of loot. Siege the province capital with Skarsnik on turn 3. The stack sitting inside the capital won't be able to recruit while your stack is happily filling up. The dorfs will try to counterattack, but then you just retreat and come back to sieging, denying your enemy recruiting is the most important part. Once your second stack is full pull it up to the capital and take it.
There, you just got a decent start as Skarsnik. Killing the Beggar Nohammer who can spam 3 stacks despite having only one province is a much more difficult thing though, you'll have to improvise with that. Also you'll get a crooked moon rebels sending stacks your way too.
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>>173350661
>>173350661
>>173350661

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6WW1Nc537g

>Warhammer II is a second game of the trilogy

A FUCKING TRILOGY?!?

THEY JUST FUCKING ANNOUNCED WARHAMMER III INSTEAD OF MAKING A PROPER TOTAL WAR GAME

FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I AM NOT BUYING THIS FUCKING FANTASY SHIT

MAKE A PROPER GAME ON NEW FUCKING ENGINE FOOLS
>>
>>173402709
Fuck off
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>>173402709

>Retarded /his/tard that isn't paying attention to what's actually happening
>Also a frogposter

Literally every time
>>
>>173402709
Dude, it's way too late to pretend to be a clueless histfag, even they got up to speed several days ago.
>>
@173402709
retard
>>
>>173402709
Can you just do the world a favour and kill yourself?
I swear history fags are fucking autistic
>>
>>173402709
You are about a year and a half too late.
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>>173350661

>OP without a single (Embed)

I've had just about enough of this

Whoever keeps deleting the (Embed)s need to find another general to post in, because they aren't welcome here.
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>>173402934
>OP without a single (Embed)

But that's wrong.
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>>173402541
n-no u
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>>173402709
This triggered /his/fag meme is already stale as shit, senpai
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>>173377906
GAAY!
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>>173377906
It just looks like Mannlet in a wig.
>>
I installed Shogun 1 a while ago, and while it runs relatively okay so far (by now I only noticed voice clips cutting off), for some reason the menu often freezes for a minute or so. Does anybody know how to fix this annoying shit? I tried compatibility modes with XP and 98 already.
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>>173392367
>is bow legged due to malnutrition
Is that what she told you?
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>>173403083

Why is memri tv so goddamn funny?
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>>173390873
>tfw no plain and dim witted peasant gf who unconditionally loves you and does her best for you despite her sorry state
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>>173396859
The only "basic" that describes your English is "basic bitch".
>>
Anyone got any tips on how to play Greenskins?
>>
>Total War: Warhammer II 2017
>Total War: Warhammer III 2018
>Total War: Renaissance 2019
>Total War: Renaissance II 2020
>Total War: Renaissance III 2021
>Total War: Age of Mythology2022
>Total War: Medieval 3 2024
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>>173404251
Man, poor people fuck around like crazy, all this unconditional love bullshit was born out of the bard's love for the cash in sentimental nobles' pockets.
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>>173390873
The Lady is the only lass for me.
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>>173404415
>>Total War: Age of Mythology
Don't even fucking joke about that.
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>>173404504
It would be amazing, Age of Mythology had a huge rooster.
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>>173404251
>you took out your peasant wife into a nearby tavern
>while you drink pig slop that passes for beer in her village she makes all of these statements
WAT DO?
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>>173404558
Not just that, but TW makes so much fucking sense for this

>Greeks
>Romans
>Norse
>Egyptians
>Maybe Slav and Asia

Then you could split it into one of
>Humans + Mythological
>Humans v Mythological
>Humans + Mythological v Mythological v Humans
>>
>>173404565
That second legend of the land.
>there's a land outside our village, so big that it would take days to walk across it
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>>173404660
I imagine even some of AoM's map-wide one-time god powers could be included.
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>>173404251
Has someone does this elf with the hastati from the Rome 2 looking over his shield?
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>>173404565
>If you bury a body face-up, it will start screaming and never stop until it is reburied facedown.
Does this mean that Mousillon peasants are so dumb that they sometimes accidentally bury people alive, or that soon after death bodies turn into zombies?
>>
>>173401809
You mean this map? >>173399080 the one which shows the only Lizardman city in the Southlands- Zlatlan- as being massively south of anything held by Araby, the Dwarfs, the Tomb Keks and the Empire? And right near that Elven fortress in the far south.
>>
>>173405308
Both, probably.
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>>173357006
but anon, dwarfs elves and humans are the races the lizardmen are supposed to protect, in the great war against chaos they are allies.
>>
>>173404445
Trashy people and poor people aren't 1:1 you faggot, trashy people are (mostly) a subset of poor people.
>>
>>173404415
At least we know TWW3 will come out quickly compared to TWW2. I mean how hard can it be to color some Beastmen red and rename them Khornegors so you can flesh out the Khornate faction roster? And then the DLCs will come out and I can finally get my artillery heavy edgy manlet army and hungry hungry hippo mercenary legion.
>>
>>173405514
>illiterate peasants and serfs
>not trashy
They didn't have Playstation, fucking was one of the few joys they had in life.
>>
Beastmemes are so weak on higher difficulties, their infantry can't beat even basic empire units 1v1, and since it's horde mechanics you hardly ever out number an army.

How do you get a decent army early game as kazrak? The wood elves are OP and eternal guard btfo gors.
>>
>>173402709
wow you're slow
>>
>want Victoria total war so bad I bought Victoria II and have no idea how to play

Just put in a coma for 9 months
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WHAT THE FUCK BROS, INDYPRIDE IS NOT EVEN WHITE
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>>173405630
Avoid direct engagements until you can loads of minotaurs, pick off small settlements and stealth away to the next target. Playing Beastmen is less of an "unstoppable horde that overwhelms everything" and more "Vietnam: Darkwald Front"
>>
>>173405725
and?
>>
>>173353609
And Rome ruined celts and Charlemagne ruined Germans and so on.
>>
>>173405725
>google "Indypride"
>Indy Pride, Inc. - Indianapolis Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender ...
>We are Indy's GLBT non-profit organization that raises money for local causes and puts on numerous events throughout the year, including Circle City IN Pride
???
>>
>>173405725

WHAT

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
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lmao
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>>173405913
>lmao
because a girl is more successful than you are?
>>
>>173405913
What? Is this one of those "edgy contrarian proud of being unremarkable" jealousy things?
>>
>>173405954

Who knows how many dicks she sucked to get there
>>
>>173377462
What does this have to do with Total War?
>>
>>173405725

You had better be making this up boy
>>
>>173406065
She's an animator, do you have a complaint to make about TWW's animation quality?
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>>173405725
I've had a running bet with myself that he's asian, am I right?
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>>173405778
>>173406090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWIDaqbifR0
THAT'S A FUCKING HAJI, BROS
>>
>>173406065
sadly not mine
>>
>>173406165
looks like a south european white arab
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>>173406141
>do you have a complaint to make about TWW's animation quality?

Not him but it's fucking irritating to watch a mob of men with 1h swords and shields spending half of their attack animations kicking and weird fist-slams (I assume this makes sense with a 2h hammer?).

Monster combat animations are very good though.
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>because a girl is more successful than you are?
>What? Is this one of those "edgy contrarian proud of being unremarkable" jealousy things?
>>
>>173406251

Yeah it is a bit silly when some random swordsmen kicks another dudes head off with a front kick.
>>
>>173406281
what newfaggotry is this
>>
>>173406308
One nice thing about historical titles is that when everyone is a recolored spearman the animations tend to match their weapons better. As soon as a skeleton starts using multiple weapon types the combat animation quality goes way down.
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>>173405913
i don't care what you say, i'd watch a porn with her in because redflag/dyed haird grils are a fetish of mine
>>
>>173406251
That's a matter of funding, staffing, and time allocation, as I understand it.
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>>173406346
Yeah, no doubt some dumb newfag /v/egetable troll or similar.
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>>173406165
He looks like a typical "white" American to me
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>>173390534
>Nobles
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>>173405913
I see the Tomb Kings have already been announced
>>
>>173367431
Don't be a dumbass, he's a servant of Tzeentch the Changer of Ways. His master gives him enough allure and social influence that all factions tolerate him, and the Chaos Worshippers know exactly what they're getting out of the picture
>>
>>173406141
The lack of some animations that should be basic is confounding.

Why are there no reload animations for handgunners?
>>
>>173368903
>>173407009
Please look towards this post
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>>173406853
Darkness is worst girl
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>>173404504
>>173404558
>>173404660
>>173404914
>This will never happen
fffffuck you microsoft
>>
>>173407067
They shoot too fast maybe. Crossbow reload animation is really detailed which is funny.
>>
>>173406853
Now this is what I call pandering to the NEETs as hard as possible
>>
>>173407153
I mean shit they couldn't just copy pasta Shogun 2 animations?

And there's some lords who completely lack the ladder climbing animation. They literally stick their arms out and just float up ladders.
>>
>>173404914
>>173404660
>>173404558

It could have a similar spin to the (new) God Of War mythology, in which different gods control different parts of the globe and affect the lands based on their powers.

Different Pantheons of Gods would offer vastly different buffs to the lands they control, a God could be temporarily be called upon to aid mortal armies, Green Knight style, but if the God was injured the territories they bless would suffer major consequences

Wound Poseidon? The sea rises and drowns coastal towns, ships get damaged or destroyed and travelling by boat becomes difficult until he returns.
Wound Hel? Constant undead incursions into your lands, and every battle you fight has a chance of spawning an undead horde that's automatically hostile towards you
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>>173407256
>I mean shit they couldn't just copy pasta Shogun 2 animations?

Different skeleton system or whatever probably.

>And there's some lords who completely lack the ladder climbing animation.

I wish people made more fuss about that. They fixed some Vlad animations when people started to complain a lot.
>>
>>173407168
Well, it is in-character
>>
>>173407067
I imagine it's because the animation team has to make many more unique animations, many of them very complex and time-consuming, without their team having been expanded to a sufficient degree. A lack of animation variety isn't a sign of a lack of skill on the animation team's side, especially not since what you're describing hasn't been an issue in earlier titles.
>>
>>173407168

How in the fuck is this pandering to NEETS?

NEETS want a pure (preferably underage) waifu who has no sexual thoughts.
>>
>>173407101
this
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>>173407674
That's what they say

but they in truth want their very own cockhungry slut to abuse and rely on
>>
>>173377906
>>173403852
i tried it, its literally mannfreds face with long hair in game. Stupid modders
>>
>>173361529
WULFRIK THE WANDERER WILL SHITPOST HIS WAY IN EVERY LANGUAGE TO POSITION OF EVERCHOSEN
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>>173402145
>tfw I'm listening to this for 1 hour and 40 minutes already
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>>173402145
>It's the ottomemes turn
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>>173405597
>getting stoned for adultery because you couldn't stop fucking

Sounds like a bad idea to be a slut

>>173405698
Why don't you learn to play then?
>>
>>173406834
Europoors always use this shitpost but having met you you're significantly more like Arabs in appearance than I ever would have guessed.
>>
>>173384083
is that hebrew on the flag?
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>>173356901
that'd be even better with some welves instead of peasants
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>>173406141
>No reload animations
>Hero combat looks fucking retarded
These are my complains about TWW's animation quality
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>>173405913
Jesus Christ /v/ is retarded and have shit taste at once >>>/v/373200118
>>
>>173409414
>/v/ doing /v/ things
Gee... what a surprise
>>
STUFF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts1yhDwyz64
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts1yhDwyz64
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>>173409624
Old stuff from the stream on Wednesday. I want new stuff. I want the old friend.
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>>173409624

>unique start positions for each new lord

noice
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>>173406065
probably none, most software companies are desperate for female staff for quotas. My sister did a one year at home basic java course and landed a 38k job and was asked to head a branch in Canada. Being a woman is a gross advantage.
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>>173405913
>>173409414
>girl has dyed hair
>259 replies of /v/ermins losing their shit
holy fuck literally worse than tumblrinas. I don't think there is a single more annoying community on the internet, I just hope they die of brain cancer
>>
>>173404660
Imagine playing as human
>choose to either tame small tribes of mythical creatures and have them on your side
>or eradicate them and gain unique human soldier and technology
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>>173409893
the horseshoe theory is real.
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>>173407696
>>173407101
>Lady of the Lake
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>>173410380

>Goat eyes

Beastman confirmed
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>>173410441
>The Lady is actually an elf who is actually a beastman

Definitely something GW could have done for the End Times
>>
>>173409806
Tyrion - Lothern?
Teclis - Tower of Hoeth?

Malekith - Naggarond?
Morathi - Ghrond?
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>>173410573
>Malekith - Tor Anlec
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>>173409624
I'm the only one who got really excited, when darren talked about next historical TW?
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>>173410681
>Morathi - Malekith's crisp dick
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>>173404415
>>Total War: Medieval 3 2024
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>>173410921
She's into other dudes than just him.
>>
>>173407067
this was the first game where they allowed every gunner unit to fire simultaneously. they removed the reload animation so it wouldn't take ages for them to get ready to fire again waiting for each reload to be finished (you know how bad it was waiting for the last 2 guys to reload before they could fire in Empire, imagine it if it was more than just the front two lines)
>>
Maybe 3 way battles in TWW2 will involve two huge attackers and one very small saboteur army.

So in Lustria for example, you'll control a small army of skinks and camo skinks to whittle down Dark Elves and High Elves beating the crap out of each other, and try to kill enough of them so that when one side routes, you can still win against the surviving winner.
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>>173411086
Couldn't they just do individual reloads just like the crossbowmen?
>>
>>173411390
>implying they'd implement 3 way battles
I don't even see why people think this.
>>
>>173411672
I dunno really, I never even noticed that the crossbows had animations
>>
>>173411673
the trailer
>>
>>173412102
that's pretty wishful thinking
>>
>>173412145
so is thinking the game won't be shit >:)
>>
>>173396043
"Isabella go home, you're drunk"
>>
>>
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709th for where the waifus at?
>>
>>173412718
Emma >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Elyse
>>
>>173412631
Do what?
>>
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>>173350661

Will I be able to add Total War Warhammer 1 and 2 together just like the Dawn of War expansion packs?

The news sites makes it just feel like we can just add the contintents together for a larger campaign map...

So we will maybe get one more expansion pack for Total War Warhammer before the sequel is released?
This X-Pac will include something else than Elves, Lizardmen and Skaven then?
Ogre Kingdoms?
Tomb Kings?
Chaos Dwarfes?


WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?
>>
>>173412907
Be historical lmao
>>
>>173412950
Yes
There's nothing left for the first game other than the Old Friend
>>
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>>173412881
Trish >>> all else
>>
>>173413005
>Joey
>tits
What's going on here?
>>
>>173405771
that looks pretty white to me
>>
>>173413005
I love Joey
>>
>>173413072
>>173413201
I don't get the appeal tbqh senpai.
>>
>>173413072
Presumably it's a short form of some name that starts with 'Jo'. Like how 'Will' is most likely not Will's full name.
>>
>>173412907
the heavy inf automatically line up into corridors to let the skirmishers pass through the formation
>>
>>173413072
http://www.thinkbabynames.com/start/0/Jo
>>
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>>173405913
no wonder the games shit

faggots playing girls characters and girls making shit games

new gaming gen'


>insert your butthurt feelings here
>>
>>173413365
Why would you shorten "Joslyn" into "Joey"?
>>
>>173401897
Smh senpai desu
>>
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Smokey~
>>
>>173413439
>shit grammar
>uses Ubisoft analysis group to comment on TW game
>cuckbaitfedorafgt.jpg
>can't even greentext properly
The underageb& /v/ faggotry is off the charts.
>>
>>173401718
Rolling rolling rolling
>>
>>173412596
"B-but I ust con-*hic*-er Allorf"
>>
>>173352175
DELET
>>
I hope NEET Elves get the lores of Dark and High magic when the game comes out
>>
>>173413439
>that post
>that filename

It's a parody right?
>>
>>173404198
Cause muslims are literally fucking insane and still think they can construct a functioning modern society based on arbitrary rules made by an illiterate warlord 1,000+ years ago?
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>>173412631
>>173412907

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOf9lFSM8q0
>>
Are there any Invisible Men in Warhammer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWdOoT831vI
>>
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>>173413596
the faggot female larper with such faggotry response
>>
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This concert's great
>>
>>173401718
Roland
>>
>>173414161
there are, they're called jabberslythes
>>
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>>173401718
SIGMAAAAR!
>>
>>173414628
FUCK
>>
What's the story of wights? I can find info on wight kings, but not the more regular kind.
>>
>>173403983
She got rickets like OJ simpson dude, and I never made mention that she was a virgin in the first place, now are you going to date this "cute" mousillon gh-peasant or are you going to shun her like everyone else?
>>
>>173414628
Enjoy Waaagh Nagash.
>>
In Napoleon, can I move my admiral to another ship?
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>>173399080
>wood elves
>>
>>173414795
If even other Mousillon serfs shun her, then odds are it's time to go for a walk and never return.
>>
>>173414734
From the old world bestiary, it says that wights are powerful champions who remain intelligent in undeath, unlike zombies and skeletons who are mindless. A wight king would be an ancient warlord, but a normal wight could be an Empire captain, general or champion.
>>
>>173401718
Let's roll
>>
>>173414951
>>173414734
For example, a unit of swordsmen would become zombies or skeletons, but greatswords could be raised as wights.
>>
>>173414951
>>173415068
So they just become another kind of undead if they were better fighters in life? Seems weird.
>>
>>173414816
I'd rather drink bleach but I'll do it
>>
>>173415161
Don't forget that warhammer is a world with legit power levels.

Depending on what your power level is is what you can come back as.
>>
>>173406281
>brit posters
jesus christ, fuck off right back to int
>>
NEW BREAD WHEN?
ARABY WHEN?
>>
>>173406165
>>173405725
>>173406090
why should I care again?
>>
>>173416174
>>173416174
>>173416174

new thread
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>>173416101
Pic
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>>173402709
you get all your news from arch mah boi? or did you already know all this and are trolling?
>>
>>173400176
>Total War: Medieval 3 or Total War: Empire but not shit will literally never happen
that's cause they said they wouldn't do a Med 3
>>
>>173414832
I don't believe so. Napoleon has a few odd things like that.

>recruit two units of foot
>recruit two units of light foot
>recruit two more units of foot
>all six are permanently out of order, even if you individually remove units from the stack and send them back in
>>
>>173415161
Undeath has a lot to do with willpower. An elite unit is likely to have more than a bunch of peasant militia.
>>
>>173410894
>I'm the only one
yes
>>
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Hey

How do I move food from one place to another?
>>
>>173418821
In Attila btw
>>
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>>173402709
>>
>>173401718
rolling
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