SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED Edition
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>Workshop Manual
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/
>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/
>Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370
>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
http://pd2weapons.com/
>Breakpoint calculator
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/
>Old Skilltree Guide:
http://i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png
>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
http://i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg
>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
http://i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png
>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
http://pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt
>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
http://pastebin.com/jivyLi3A
>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
// NOTE: Nobody cares what the pressure gauges say if they're using the calculator
http://payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
http://albertkung.com/bigoil/
>PAYDAY Wiki:
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2
>Latest Updates Here:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620
>Steam Group full of shitters:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair
>Mods and Lua:
http://pastebin.com/HR91ZxX2
>Weapon skin previews
http://pd2stash.com/
>Daily dose
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQurVANglNV/?hl=en
desynch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_Vct-FnCjw
>he doesn't have Criminal Intent set as his main menu song
second for rust best heister :^)
>>173073964
>Dor Big Clowns
>>173074149
I got it as my loudout song
BBBBBBBBB DING DONG DING DONG WOW WOW
Whats the video in the op? It says it's unavailable
>>173074149
>he doesn't have Trashley's moans as his main menu song
Don't let yourself be fooled by her codes and all free content~
>>173074536
She's just a sweedish shill named TRAAASHLEY
oh look
>>>/v/372839431
If you wouldn't have sex with Trashley you don't belong here
>>173074692
Please no /v/ in here.
>>173074637
She takes five dicks at once and she never gets her pay
Isn't there a mod to make Jiro's cloaker bisection and bohdis tazer headshot apply on all characters and weapons? Where did it go?
>>173074931
Oh that's how i demanded to be paid.
Good luck all. Dozer code.
>>173075148
and I got the fucking too many attempts lock for trying. Fuck my life
what did they mean by this
>>173074149
>not For the Kill
>>173075618
they're going to say they added new AI behaviour like they did back at the death wish update
remember they said they'd make it so that cops actually formed up behind shields? i'm glad they actually did that and weren't lying because it sure adds a lot more to the game to have actual enemies instead of retarded zombie cops
First formissing decent codes for once
>>173074450
Post it pls
>>173075883
My nigga
>add two new safehouse trophies
>one is totally glitched in what you must do to have it
>the other isnt showing on the list of trophies
BRAVO OVERKILL
>>173074450
post.
How much dicking sucking does it cost to get all these mask codes Ashley?
Can we get Trashley as the new hiester?
I don't understand this game at all
are stealth builds unable to do loud stuff? do you have to pick a plan and stick with it the whole game?
>>173077683
>do you have to pick a plan and stick with it the whole game?
Yes.
nth for new heist a shit
>>173077769
Heat Street has always been shit.
They just managed to make it even worse with turrets.
>>173076050
>killerbee
Is this straight from the meme master or a copycat?
>>173077683
what's a good build if I don't play with anyone
ghost or something right?
how hard is it to get into pd
>>173078270
Loads of DLC and the knowledge that you've missed out on shitloads of limited edition mask packs and shit
>>173076050
I can't remember something that never happened.
THEY REVERTED MELEE DAMAGE YESSSyou can find matt at the safehouse in jacket room after completing the heist
>>173078041
Yeah, that's the real one
that's me on the floor
you're probably wondering how I got into this mess
well, it all started when I was younger
>>173078748
NANIIIIIIIIIIII
proofs
>>173078914just found it online https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/89351652319109406/4A5706C214C64AFAF3F7801A3BA4B93A0384D2DB/
>>173079210
Heyy Matt wanna play videogames?
>>173079210
>keeping matt in a room with a guy who spent most of his time tearing out throats/poking out eyes/beating heads in
>>173079210
I would say bullshit since that's just the tied civ animation but knowing overkill they couldn't be fucked to make a new animation for this
Holy fuck they made the best heist shit
>>173079513
What did they do to it?
>>173079210
>psychologically torturing matt by forcing him to listen to all of jacket's fun facts
Nice
Ok so how to get matt out of the car without using the gas cans? I waited like 6-7 minutes and nothing happened
>lost a bunch of weapons I had yesterday
>don't remember which ones were in these slots
fug : DDDD
>>173079710
It appears to take around 35 min
>>173079590
Added random swat turrets, the streets look more like long hallways, the story is fucked, boring and makes no sense, random shops play faint le donacdum music xdd, and having played it on dw with a non-meta build I can say its too fucking easy
>>173079913
How did they manage to fuck up the story to Heat Street? It's so simple
>do heat street on DW
>matt will not move at the end to extraction, even after the assault is over and not a single cop is around
>just instafinish the heist instead
Fucking hell, fix your shit Overkill. If you're reading this, Ashley, tell Overkill they're disgustingly incompetent.
>>173079740
I got off easy and only lost a few pistols. Would like to know how they fucked it up in the first place though.
>>173079913
>>173080004
Who the fuck cares about the story of these games
>>173080004
So locke finds out abou the SECRET EVIL PLOT that someone wants to deatroy the payday gang!!! And its Matt! Again!! So the original plot with the stolen plates and the briefcase does not exist at all. Also when the crew pulls matt out of the car, he says: w-wait! I know where jiros son is....... Dun dun dun!! Honestly its so fucking stupid
>>173080004
>locke says he has interesting something for the gang
>matt is somehow the escape driver even though he was in jail?
>same shit happens as the original but with swat turrets everywhere
>matt says he has knowledge on Kento so bring him to the safehouse
And that is supposed to lead into Green bridge having Kento. Fucking lazy.
>>173080164
it worked for me though
>>173080364
I'm still hoping they don't fuck up Green Bridge by shoving in Kento, but that's 99.9% what's gonna happen for sure.
>>173080649
Doubt they are going to add the raincoats either since they didn't bother with the counterfeit jumpsuits too.
>>173080362
>no breifcase or plates
Then why the fuck do you even chase Matt after he crashes?
>>173080802
because then there wouldn't be a heist?
>>173080362
Does it not exist because its matt!, Again!. You know?
>>173079513
What did they do to Big Bank?
>Patience is Key
wait around 32 minutes for Matt to get out of the van on his own
>Zookeeper
there are 8 of them, 6 before the overpass section, 2 while going up the overpass
>>173075148
snek girl best girl
>>173080004
>it's literally the same guy
>in literally the same location
>wow, what a coincidence
>bain even has a shitty line referencing the laziness of it all
I guarantee the next new heist will be a fucking Green Bridge remake because the lack of creativity just seems to be the norm at this point.
>>173081038
Why would he get out on his own?
>>173079710
idk but I noticed the phone ringing across the street while waiting for him. I answered it and he came out. maybe it was a coincidence, but it was a guy screaming on the phone. Maybe it was Matt calling from the van to see if it was safe to come out or something
>>173081256
fuck if i know, ask overkill, he just does
I can not fathom how anyone could give one shit about the exalted lore of Payday.
>go take a nap, expecting the update to be out and downloaded by the time I wake up
>steam didn't ever begin the download
>>173081243
It's already been confirmed, you dumb nigger.
>>173081370
I do to an extent, but it's obviously the devs don't so who even cares.But seriously, we've been waiting for Kento for two years and we get this bullshit
>>173081243
>overkill being lazy
Yeah, who would've guessed?
>>173081370
lore is fun but overkill makes the most nonsensical decisions
>guy who was a gangster since he was young turns out to have an estate and a butler
>remember that guy we replaced hoxton with? we don't either
and this mess about jiro's son which sucks even more for lorefags because jiro's story was the most coherent excluding the original four
Reminder to make your /pdg/-tan paper heisters.
>People still play this garbage.
What's your excuse?
>melees back to being relevant and 70 damage
I fucking love it.
>>173082164
It's fun.
>>173082063
I admire the tenacity of this thread, but they're not gonna put her in the game.
>>173082601
If there's going to be a meme character added anyway, I'd rather it be /pdg/'s meme rather than a reddit or steam babby meme.
>>173082063
I plan on making mine after some art supplies come in the mail, hopefully it ends up looking nice, as I have little autistic tallent.
Has anyone even finished and submitted one yet?
my money's going to be on some neckbeard's terrible self-insert
>>173082063
I don't have a printer or I would. /pdg/-tan is cute! Cute! CUTE!
>>173080004
You know... They could have just have easily made the antagonist of heat street some over zealous gensec goon who is trying to foil the heist by being a big damn hero by incapacitating the escape driver and making off with the loot. Hell they could have even made it so that once you pop the van open you cut the fuckers arm off but then have to help your severely wounded escape driver to the helicopter.
>>173082058
What bugs me the most about Hoxton's lore is that they made his real last name Hoxworth. His original story was that he got the name because he was first arrested in an area called Hoxton. The lore is starting to remind me of the Star Wars prequels with how they're trying to tie things together.
>>173083213
>>173083258
You guys should just use the pdf they put out for the custom one, draw the face and add cutout pigtails.
SWAT turrets are fine and I don't care about the so-called story. I just wish I could run the heist smoothly.
>>173080004
>fuck up the story
the stories of the classic heist in payday 2 dont need to be the same as payday the heist , cause they take place years later , its just the gang attacking the same location they did years ago so yes
>chavez putted his saferoom in the same appartement building that got robbed
>the fbi arrested twice a guy for fraud who lost both time 20 millions
>the miami police raided the money makers twice
etc
>>173083902
>putted
>>173083902
its stupid in most case why for example chavez didnt change the location of his saferoom etc
but hey , we are playing a game where the police loose 200 guys per heist by rushing the robbers and we steal nuke so i think i can deal with that
>tfw no KS-23 shotgun
We even got a russian weapons pack and they still couldn't give us the best shotgun ever made?
holy fucky payday 2 is so cluttered, coming back after not playing for a while the menu and skill systems and the perkdecks; looks like they just kept adding next pages and scroll wheels.
>>173078353
fuck
>>173082985
I'm making a non-meme heister. I don't know if she'll get in, but I'm sure as hell trying
>>173083258
check the hashtag on twitter
a few other people dont have printers, but are just posting the colored in template
>>173084058
its 3 am and im not native English speaker
no bully anon
>>173084061
And also with one phone call, the deaths of 200 cops at a warehouse are written off with "there was nothing there".
Okay there are at least two posters in Heat Street that are just invisible. I have no clue how many there are, at least more than seven.
I also found this little turtle fella
>Listening to Bain going through a Vlad heist briefing with Zagrebacka playing in the background
>>173084360
forgot image
>completed the heist
>no matt in jacket room
jeez why did i expected the new update to not broke ?
>>173084360
Where's that turtle?
Or do you need to find all posters?
>>173084653
I was just kind of wandering around aimlessly without thinking, I was waiting for the half hour to pass to get Matt out of the car without using gas and looking for posters. He was in a parking lot in the first half of the map before you get Matt. Not the lot Matt is in, though, smaller than that.
>>173084058
>>putted
You bet your ass.
>>173024142
Hello heisters! The search for Kento is on!
Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Bulldozer (any_25_tank_kills)
- Doctor Fantastic (doctor_fantastic)
And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Ninja! (daily_ninja)
Brought to you by Jiro.
Keep those helmets flying! ;)
>Check the myheister hashtag
>mfw https://twitter.com/hashtag/MyHeister?src=hash
>It's all fucking OCdonutsteals drawn in crayon
/pdg/tan might have a chance after all
>>173084360
>>173084572
>>173084653
>You just pick up a turtle you find in a parking lot and take him home
Bravo overkill
>Tatonka
>Make it single shot
>Silencer skills
Holy shit this thing is nice.
>>173085276
Wolf picked up jacket and brought him home and no one thought that was weird
>>173085258
>#myheister Mexican-American heister with a Day of the Dead motif. Wears a zoot suit and a bolo tie.
I love it
we need zoot suits in the game right now
Guys, something is up.
The 4s charge melee weapons are showing different damage numbers. As in huge ones if you ace pumping iron.
>>173084653
>>173084752
>>173085276
found one here
>>173084115
>non-meme heister
>she
>tfw too good at aiming for shotguns
>>173083902
No. Trying to justify is just fucking stupid, just say it's non-canon like most other bullshit.
>>173079710
I think it's actually 30 minutes after the crash, so around the 32/33 minute mark depending on how long you take to get through the streets to it.
Although it happened to coincide EXACTLY with me throwing a grenade into the broken open window on the top side of the van. so, maybe?
Is spec ops worth buying?
>>173089371
If you need even more crutches
>>173086292
I like this one. Day of the Dead motif is always fire, and this is a solid execution.
not nearly as cringey as "Wendigo" or "Gray Man" or "Alice" or "Duke"
the last two aren't bad names, but cringey as fuck execution and sticking backstory of "fencer turned underground fighting legend?" fuck you.
Just what I wanted. Another long achievement that nobody will ever want to do that I will end up doing solo
>>173090104
Good news is that you can do that shit on Normal. Just park your ass in a corner, let the bots shoot some pissant cops, and go get a pizza.
>>173090289
yeah I guess this one isn't too bad if all I have to do is wait. not looking forward to cooking 25 meth or making 100 presents on workshop
>>173088542
the problem is that it is cannon , the way the dialogue works show that the crew attacked those place twices
>>173088525
is that the new material we're getting for spring break?
>>173090443
No shit, that's why I said it's dumb. Overkill should just call it non-canon. Either way, it doesn't even matter unless Kento is the prisoner in GB and they cheese it out like that, in which case I'll be angry
>>173088421
funnay joke, share it on /r/incel
>>173088525
Wow, that's an old one
Should be noted this was done before the M37 was put in the game
>>173090878
>>173091456
le non canon fuck off fags nobody cares about lore go whine somewhere else about ship and canon and whatever other gay shit you animefags made up
>>173079689
>B is on the wrong side
triggered
>>173091756
you seem mad
are you ok anon ?
>>173091756
Doing Patience is Key achievement on Heat St.
Two spots, join chat
GTFIH
>>173085258
>Wendigo
More than 3 syllables and edgy
>Datsoldier's OC
End up looking biased
>Jay
Uninspired af
>TMask
Robot and shit design
>Kaiser
Crayon
>Grey man
Crayon AND edgy
>Kassel
Crayon and wall eyed
>Shark
Uninspired
>Tiger
Crayon
Oh man, my heister may have a chance
>>173092163
What chat and where
>>173092267
steam group
>>173091756
>he doesn't care about lore
Lore is what distinguishes us from the anonymous Doom clones.
We aren't fighting zombies and demons or even generic "modern shooter brown people."
We're killing cops.
We aren't doing it just to survive some zombie apocalypse, or even save the world.
We are stealing from the rich to give to ourselves.
God, why would anyone endure this mess of bugs and bad balance if they didn't like the lore? If you don't care about lore, there are tons of mechanically better shooters out there.
>>173092248
Only decent entries are Calavera, Eteloy, and Duke even though Duke looks like a homo.
>>173074637
but she's austrian
>>173092502
I disagree. Many people play the game exactly for the mechanics. If you're still here, you obviously like the mechanics, because the lore went out the fucking window years ago when they went the retarded route instead of the serious route. The only reason I'm still here is the mechanics, not the butchered lore and 20,000 advertisments
>>173093509
I'm here because of my waifu
>>173092959
Agreed. Really liking Calavera.
TIGHTEST CREW EVER
>>173094986
baclava with sofa texture looks like some shit you would pull up from the sea floor
>>173094986
>A Fine Genuine Medic
I've played with you before
>>173092354
>>173095393
Nobody cares
The turtle makes noises when you get close
How long does Kiss the Chef take?
>>173096678
make a video about it before GeneralMcFatass does
>>173097038
Or conormcfaggot
>IM A VA AND CAN'T PRONOUNCE WORDS
>Keep losing connection to the host when trying to play Heat Street
>No one joins my lobbies
>Bots can't get past one turret
I hope I at least get to play worst heist.
>>173096708
About 1:15:00 depending on how often bain gives ingredients
Completed /pdg/tan papercraft when?
>>173093509
>went the retarded route with butchered lore and advertisments
fuck you, Goat Heist is GOAT
>>173098465
It's hard making her cute and look realistic
>>173099102
Just go with how the other papercraft faces are like.
The only real thing that I'm had trouble over is what would her mask be?
Just the kawaii mask or something else?
Could someone be kind enough to share a build for loud? I stopped playing ages ago and some friends want to play it again this week.
>>173099329
What difficulty?
>>173099102
Some people were saying make it look like a Geisha mask, other a Kitsune. The only problems with trying to push /pdg/tan is making her look realistic, giving her a proper mask since we can't use kawaii, and coming up with an actual name.
>>173099591
Just make the mask have the 4chan logo, they'll totally pick her then.
>>173099778
I'd say give the mask a clover on it or something like a button on the suit, but then I remember clover is a though
>>173099324
>>173099591
How about something like this but to be made to look more like a clown
>>173099546
Deathwish I guess
>>173092959
Duke a best
>>173099546
normal
>>173100014
I'm not a fan of tear drop, but I like the sound of a clown looking Geisha mask
>>173100025
Use a silenced Chimano, suit, and Kingpin
>>173096678
Is this screenshot taken on ps2 version of the game? Looks nice.
>>173100019
Maybe if he wasn't wearing earings and had a better mask.
>>173100206
thanks worked great :)
>>173100282
All Settings on Low Crew reporting in
>>173100019
Duke is the least awful, but he's still not something I'd like to see actually in the game
>>173100169
What sort of color pallet would it have purple and blue like her hair?
>Did you loose your weapon? - We are sorry for the people that lost their weapons after our April Fools Update. We will make sure things like this won't happen again. For you that haven't started your game since the last update, we fixed the problem, therefore you won't loose your weapon aynmore. For those who already lost them, we are sorry but we can't revert the effect.
https://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=19559
>>173101002
>oh no, I have to buy a gun again with my available cash
truly the worst thing.
Overkill will never accept a /pdg/tan character because it's just a Kawaii mask ripoff. /pdg/tan a shit.
>>173101002
Really makes you think
>>173100736
From my artsy friend on discord
>whites, blues (maybe a lighter one) and gold/yellow or black accent
As well as
>i said whites as if there's multiple kinds of whites
>>173100501
This pic was taken when I had 5-24 FPS at all times
>>173099778
>>173100012
>>173100014
guys, why not making a geisha mask with a clover
>inb4: clover
>>173102104
Maybe keep it off the mask, but give her like a subtle pin as a nod.
Spoonfeed me on how to unlock certain achievements without getting banned
>>173102104
I like the suggestion someone made of a fox mask
>>173099591
give her a guy fawkes mask xD
>>173102312
Dlc unlocker
>>173099591
Give her an ahegao mask.
>>173102312
http://gib.me/sam/
>>173102952
>gib.me
I thought this was like a new version of LMGTFY with gibs me dats memes
>>173101580
Why even play the game at that point
>"content every day of spring break!"
>every other day is paper gang
papercrafts is ONE thing, spreading over 5 days doesnt magically make it 5 things
>>173103469
I had no choice, I had nothing else to do aside from wait until I repaired my PC.
On the plus side, I play at 120 FPS on a 144hz monitor now with multiple graphical enhancements, so it makes up for it.
>>173103716
autism
>>173103573
should have just been a five day event, monday through friday
>>173101580
jesus christ ive seen unity games with better graphics
>>173103813
It was hell in both physical and mental form, the low fidelity and framerate caused me literal headaches
I personally curse Overkill to bankruptcy for not optimizing their game at all
>>173103573_____ ;) ________ ________________
Nostalgia for toaster graphics
Has anyone here used steam achievement manager on PD2? I'm about to do it to get the historical pack mods
>>173104202
Dude, you can get VAC banned for that. It's not fucking worth it for some useless virtual weapon mods to have your account go down the shitter
>>173104183
For when you know you're about to crash on the next restart.
>>173104202
No you will get OAC account ban. Overkill Anti Cheat.
We still talking about toast?
>>173103573
My theory is that they padded it out instead of just making it 5 days because they need 2 days to get each patch ready.
Incendiary or not on the china puff?
Who wants to do winds of change with me, probably no one
>>173104276
I really doubt that would ever happen.
>>173105371
Fuck no
>>173105723
Don't come crying to /pdg/ when you get banned like a bitch. Like I said, it's not worth the risk (which is fairly high)
I just confirmed it, the achievement doesn't work on Normal.
Hard or higher.
Thanks for not telling us, OVK.
>inb4 greentext
I don't care what difficulty it is, just fucking mention it in the description so I don't have to waste time.
>>173104276
>>173104479
Valve 100% does not care if you use SAM, people have asked them times and times before.
>>173105138
>theory
Ashley explicitly said that's the case in the previous thread.
They're spacing out real updates to every other day so that they can spend the papercraft days doing bugfixes and shit.
>>173105407
I can do itgive steam
Why do the Zookeeper and It's Nice to Be Nice achievements have the same icon
/pdg/ exclusive webm guide because I'm awesome like that.
6 in the street leading up to Matt.
1 at the bottom of the bridge.
1 by escape.
I tried to make it obvious which landmarks are in which direction relative to the posters so you should be able to find them easily. Also it's in sequential order so don't complain that you can't find any.
>>173109159
>that judge miss
apply yourself
>>173109159
That last one was visible for me when I played
>>173109159
>because I'm awesome like that.
wew lad
>>173109342
Same. But only for the first time for me. Never saw it again since.
Double Cross 2017 is fucking shit
6/10
>>173109618
The best way to describe it is forgettable. I remember most of the tracks in the game, even if I don't like them. I remember nothing of that one.
>>173111380
It's literally just Double Cross, but worse with retarded EDM bullshit in a song with instruments used. Like, what the fuck. These things do not mix. (unless it's the early 00's and done correctly)
>>173077149
My boss and Almir are really generous, we just ask. So long as we don't give away an absolutely insane amount in a short period of time.
>>173077370
No, my existence is cancer.
Also regarding the myheister contest, you can send in as many entries as you desire. So you could all do one yourself if you wanted.
>>173111380
Yeh personally i don't like ANY of the remakes myself. It feels too... "dubstep" for me.
Biker codes.
>>173112625
I guess dubstep-y is a good way to explain them. My favourite tracks are probably Something Wicked This Way Comes, and Dead Man's Hand. (Tookl ZZKA6 Biker Character code, thanks. <3)
>>173112625
took first biker char code, thanks trappu
>>173112625
took IR47D and 392KG, thank you.
>>173112625
>Look away for 4 minutes and codes get posted
>All of them are used
Hot Heat Street memes
Quit playing about around butcher dlc release. I've read up on some changes but not most. How does old deathwish compare to the new difficulty system? Is it still the same 4th sifficulty or is the new dw easier than the old one?
>>173113189
DW is the same, mayhem is best difficulty, OD is autism
>>173113259
Someone said i get the mayhem mask for free if i had the dw mask unlocked. Is this true?
>>173112625
I've liked most of the 2015/2016 remixes, but this and Breach 2015 aren't too great. Which sucks because those were my favorite PD1 songs. Hopefully Stone Cold 2017 will be better
Hobo with a shotgun character pack when
>>173113073
Dude, here's a fucking tip
https://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=13407
Jesus H. Christ, it pains me to look at that.
>>173112625
if /pdg/-tan gets memed into the game, would you voice her?
trap hesiter when
>>173114618
>tfw no slutty trap heister who subtly implies he's slept with half the crew
>>173114179
No because my voice is as pleasant as a cheesegrater to the balls.
>>173114963
still better that clovers banshee screams I bet
>>173114963
Yep that sounds about right
>>173114963
>no vocaroo
???
>>173115010
>>173115070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDMRrYbBKio
Terrible
>>173115178
cute
Is there any reason to ever give a shotgun an extension other than Shark Teeth? It really does seem like it's everything you could want on one.
>>173115178
its kinda cute desu senpai
>>173115220
If i say you are cute will you give me a code to my steam account?
>>173115241
donald's horizontal leveller is a straight upgrade to the shark teeth if you're into multi-kills as it changes the spread pattern from an oval to a horizontal line
>>173114618
>>173114770
I miss Ash, goddammit XIV
>>173115503
Well fuck, I didn't realize it actually DID anything other than it's numbers, so I was thinking of the shark teeth as a straight upgrade over the horizontal leveller because less accuracy = good.
>>173115484
I'll give youa (you)
>>173115535
;_;
fags i swear
>>173115920
didnt you get the memo? you cant play payday if you are straight now. Get out of here you disgusting fucking het
>playing heat street
>swat turrets everywhere because overkill loves to make us suffer
>that notorious 20 minute hold in that one alley connecting to the hill, where you're just killing endless cops on the street
>finally bring matt up the hill
>another swat turret
>"clear the area for bile"
>spend several minutes killing cops
>bile flies away
>gotta bring matt back down the hill, which is literally impossible since he's sitting next to the turret with cops still pouring in
>everyone dead except me
>juke the cops all over the map until the wave ends
>rescue teammates and go back up the hill to try and get matt before the assault wave starts
>he's bugged and won't move
>cops start mass spawning again and we lose
Fuck this heist.
>>173115178
>that obvious tranny tone
>that lisp
Good god what a faggot voice, you weren't kidding.
ok guys Im alt-tabing right now and refreshing for codes while waiting for matt to crawl out of the van
any other ways I can entertain myself for the next 30 minutes?
>>173116359
I find both of those thing hot desu
What do I do when Matt won't move at the top of the hill when I cleared the cops, but the helicopter moved down? Is the heist just bugged right now?
>>173116379
You can go on a scavenger hunt for a turtle trophy.
>>173116359
I'd still fuck her senseless.
>>173116491
I spammed action and melee on him for a couple of minutes and he finally moved
>>173116536
Ok got the turtle, what now
>>173115220
>>173115340
>>173116359
>>173116475
>>173116557
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q1plG0Dhag
Here's more for you, lads
>>173116790
queer
>>173116790
Is that like a thick accent? It sounds like he has aspergers or something.
>>173116790
sounds like that green scientist muppet or some shit
holy fuck
>>173116790
Jesus christ that's worse than the video
>>173116759
Do you have all 6 posters in the front section?
>>173116895
He's Austrian I think
>>173116790
>>173117012
yep
anybody up for some achievements?
>>173117125
>tfw just want Winds of Change
>It's been ridiculously impossible to find other people with all the different historic pack masks
>>173117348
i hav e 2 of those masks anon, you need help?
Haven't played since before the skill tree update, somebody post a good build pls
>>173117348
Post your steam
>>173116790
Where is this from?
>>173117029
Yorkshire accent
>Played with trashley
>Do terrible
>She's very mean and makes fun of me
10/10 bought dlc
>>173117892
>tfw no bully trap gf
>>173117892
What difficulty
>>173117784
/a/killerbee
Another happy landing.
>>173117348
I got every mask except the nagant one
>>173117419
Ye sure more people are always nice.
>>173117784
/id/HTTH
>>173118176
Not me.
>>173118250
>>173118258
>tfw only have half the achievements because 4 players.
>>173118285
joining to the chat.
>>173117879
trashly posted it some time ago, while drunk I think
didn't have a trip, but I think everyone knew who it was
Look at this little fella
I guess he's Jiro's friend now
>>173118439
Is that a stock image of an chink family?
>>173113334
If you finished all heists on dw then you will get the meyhem ones as well. Same goes if you finish all heists on OD before finishing all on hard/vh/ovk/mayhem/dw then you will get all previous ones as well. The achievements are now complete x heist on y difficulty or above.
>>173118337
You can get like 80% of the achievements without having 4 players though
>>173116127
He gets stuck if bile moves.
Its a feature ;)
>>173118337
Hopped in there as well, got at least 1 other guy who wants in too, unless that's also you.
>>173118732
It's not a bug, it's realism! He's passing out from exhaustion after being trapped in a burning van (again) and forced to walk through a hail of gunfire (again)!
>>173118808
But if you wait 35 minutes he gets out on his own
>>173118889
In that case, he's just sleepy from sitting in a van for 35 minutes.
>>173118337
>>173118798
>when you want to join but you still have to update on your shitty internet
>>173116790
>spray your semen all over my crook LBV
Have I made... the perfect build?
http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mACEF:eFGHjKL:gJlr:fLNopQR:ibcdea:pA8::w5:s11:a7
>>173119585
>armor
No, it's shit.
Am I the only one with this issue?
>>173120306
I got the 1#IND% thing. Hope they'll fix it.
>>173120306
It's broken for everyone
>>173119585
Combat Medic ACED is useless on Mayhem and higher giving only 3%
>Counterstrike
>IMPLYING that you are going to have a charged attack all the time
Too many melee skills in general
>>173120306
I have the same shit
>>173120372
Good. Being the only victim would suck.
>>173120416I made it to be a pure melee build it's a meme
>>173117035
Hits you haader than a kilograme of feadas
I'm not art/autistic enough for this.
>>173120695
>>173120375
join forces and make a better one
>>173120759
I cant do this shit. Maybe we'll find a drawfag from /v/.
>>173120863
I was thinking having everyone on the thread try to make their own pdgtan and submit what they got so they could see she is popular
>>173120375
Kill yourself
You could have a commission from a professional artist. It's needs to be like what? 500X500? I doubt it'd be expensive.
I made a request for the drawfags. Maybe well get lucky.
>>173121773
why kitsune mask
>>173121773
>tfw no pdg-tan gf
>>173121773
>>173121869
Really, why the mask?
>>173121869
I got the idea from another thread. I don't think the kawaii mask would fit.Even if we did enter some overkill mods said we would never get a cute heister.
>>173121869
>>173121993
Kyaa~ Cause I really like foxes, I am fox myself! Don't pull out your dicks out, s-silly boys! You'rs doesn't even have a knot.
>>173122121
actually it does
>>173121869
It's the perfect stelf mask
Couldn't we just use a purple haired Miku with a suit?
You are about to enter a zone, a zone where normal things don't happen, very often.
>>173122818
>Cheating
>>173122818
The heister found himself in a bizarre place, little did he know the tree he passed was the threshold between his world and something else entirely.
>>173112920
>he took 2 codes
>>173122904
>>173122990
>>173123081
>>173122860
fuck off pyrew
Does the sale run for the whole event? I want to get as many free DLCs from Ashley as I can before I go full good goyim.
>Removed Matt as a trophy
Why
>>173123641
They don't want us doing nasty stuff to him.
>>173123674
I'm sure I could make him enjoy that.
>>173116790
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q1plG0Dhag
this dumbass fool sounds like a dude i used to know who'd spam steam call me and would send random pics of his penis to me
whisper lisp and accent and everything
>There will never be a cute heister
I wonder if Kento is going to show up at all after we rescue him. Either as a heister or in the safehouse or what. I'm honestly surprised they're even going to wrap that plotline up.
Oh boy. They're gonna "improve" melee damage again.
>>173123225
>>173123956
>who is bonnie?
>>173124019
He's probably gonna be the Green Bridge prisoner.
>>173124146
See
>after we rescue him
I'm talking about AFTER that.
>>173124176
I need to get some sleep.
Well, three options: contractor, heister, jacking around the safehouse
>>173124176
>implyingjiro is not going to die, and kento is not going to take his place
>>173124292
>>173124292
I doubt (((Overkill))) will put in that much effort. They never take an opportunity to do something interesting.
Find his ass! The search for Kento begins... #PAYDAY2 #searchforkento 10day community event! http://Thesearchforkento.com
>>173124458
I mean for something like that it's kind of less on Overkill and more you know that like a thousand autists would all start playing armchair lawyer and screaming about suing OVK for taking away/replacing content they paid for.
So i'm returning to this game today after a roughly 2 year break. I've got all dlc up until the alesso heist. Since the dlc is on sale right now is there any must-have packs to get back into the
>meta
Or am i fine with my old ass guns?
White Colar Crime > Pulse > Kicking Ass and Taking Names > And Now We Wait/Run
>>173125702
you're fine. GL40 is still good and you can use pretty much anything nowadays.light crossbow with dodge and crits is meta for OD though
>>173126161
>crits with crossbow
Every non-special dies to one headshot, crits are a waste of points
So what's the OD shattering crossbow suit whatever build people always have.
brought to you by OVERKILL SOFTWARE
>>173127278
>Literally confirmed shoehorned versus mode
fucking kill me
Is this a corrupt steam moderator?
https://steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/8/135513549088665598/?ctp=3
First, OP gets called out for being cheater (funny enough after whining about being kicked), then a mod steps in and blatantly lies about how you get achievements, then locks the thread after more people call him out on it and the OP remains unbanned after I reported him and no doubt others did as well
The part about this is that THE GUY IS ON THE FUCKING FRIENDS LIST OF THE MODERATOR
I can't even be bothered to report this to Valve or whatever because the forums are inherently garbage, but Christ.
>>173127495
This happened to me on accident but I was able to recreate it easily. Basically on Big Oil day 2, you can wedge yourself between the table and fence/hedge on the right side of the house, move around until the screen starts vibrating then jump followed by a crouch. Don't know if you need to be carrying a body or not. Can't see much use for this since the lab door is still locked but maybe it can be done on other maps.
>melee damage reverted
Does this mean I can funtana again?
>>173128838
But anon, kunai is best weapon in game, it insta kill even cloackers
>>173127205
This works well https://youtu.be/cnCnD2455bkignore the creator
>>173129195
>wait 5 years for DoT to kill
>insta
>>173128835
How you will get out lab?
>>173129810
Open the mf door nigga
>>173109159
Thank you.
>>173129283
>5 years
>hit them three times
>they die during the puke animation
>>173116790
i still want trashley toride me like a pony
Is Not killing civs bugged? Pretty sure i did it like 3 times by now. Also if someone would tell me all the tspawns for turtle that would be nice.
>>173131789
Hard difficulty or higher. Doesn't work on Normal.
>>173132279
thank you, was looking for those animal posters untill i saw webm up the thread.
>>173122818
Johnny bravo heister when
Stone Cold 2017 fucking when
more like gayday amirite? xD
>>173132279
>Hard difficulty
Just tried that, still no achievment.
>>173136864
They will turn drum and bass into some electric shit so i don't realy want it
>>173136952
it has to be done on overkill because well... overkill XDDD
>>173136962
Fuck off, these are fucking great
T. Not Simon
>>173137079
I like some remixes like gun metal or home invasion but you fucked up the take and double cross simon.
>>173136883
Over here, every day is a gayday.
>>173116790
Translation:
>Do me from behind while we are duping keycards, spray your semen all over my Crook LBV and give a brojob every morning as you wake
>>173137057
>it has to be done on overkill
Worked, thank you. Why the hell they did not mention this in the description this time?
>>173101580
holy shit that is fucking ugly
were you fucking running integrated graphics at the time
>>173103716
To bad your taste in mods and skins does not makes up for it.
>>173103716
this looks like fucking shit
>>173116790
Since we're talking about keycards, is it still possible to dupe them?
https://youtu.be/yTSZ_DUAy2A
>>173124938
>thats not even a site
>>173142439
Yes
>>173143549
Sweet, thanks.
>paper Wick today
>>173139321
same thing during scarface release when you had to kill the boss with the launcher for the achievement. they added the overkill requirement in the description a week laterwhen in doubt play on overkill because muh overkillsfotware(tm) xDDD
>>173144030
Is that the ice poseidon guy? Who is he and why is everyone spamming Cx and other dumb stuff in twitch chats?
I was thinking about buying this, what exactly is all the DLC? Is it just cosmetic + soundtracks or is it stuff that would lock the base version out from playing with DLC owners?
>>173145502
How is this relevant to /pdg/?
Use google you fucking memer kid
>>173145965
Weapon packs, aswell as a few character packs, which usually unlock a character that's normally locked in the base game, adds their signature weapons and usually is released alongside a heist DLC, which you'd have to buy individually.
>>173145965
The DLC adds content like weapons and mods. You can share DLC heists with people who don't own them if you're the host of a lobby. Different DLC packs vary in how much content they add, so I'd google around a bit and check the store pages for things you'd be interested in before buying them.
How often do you get safes from end of mission rewards? My inner jew is ashtonished that the wick safe i got goes for 0.20€ a pop.
>>173145965
>is it stuff that would lock the base version out from playing with DLC owners?
No, you can even join dlc hesists without owning them.
>>173146752
Once 6 or 7 days but only if you put 10 hours into the game between safe drops.
A FUCKING PDF
>>173147287
WHY SO SURPRISED?
>no specials
>no wick
>get two of the shittiest characters andbonnieinstead
>>173138657
I believe it's "projob"
gotta make it payday related ;)
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/thepuzzle/
what is this?
>>173147794
Any ideas for a new special?
uuuuuuuhhhhhhh guys?????
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/thepuzzle/
BAIN?!?!
>>173147982
>>173148016
Oh shitTrashley said the password isboipucci
I can't load up the site, what is it?
>>173145965
Also, join official steam group or you won't get a shit ton of guns and other stuff.
>>173148183
>>173147994
Special with a tear gas grenade launcher, works like the gas on bank heist, but doesn't last forever.
>>173147982
>>173148016
Here we fucking go again.
>>173148016
>>173147982
BAIN???
>>173148393
I wonder how big Bain is.
Ash, tell us the code, we won't tell anybody :^)
>>173150936
he's a big guy
DAMNIT, DOESNT WORK
BAIN?!!?!?
>>173151290
THESE CODES COST US A MILLION BUCKS
SOMEONE'S A DEAD MAN
>>173148390
>again
??
>>173151290
THOSE CODES COST A FORTUNE, SOMEONE'S GONNA PAY FOR THIS
>>173151253
In who's perspective is he a big guy?
>>173124292
Wolf dies and Kento takes his place
>>173148016
unless im reading the js wrong, there is no code yet
>>173152736
You mean pdg-tan replaces wolf
>>173153758
this shitty meme waifu isn't getting in
Would you like it if, when playing as wolf, he randomly has a different wig on his head?
>>173154101
You can't see it anyway
>>173154309
How? The backside of the head is exposed.
>>173154609
how am i going to see the back of my head if i am the one playing wolf you sodding eejit?
>>173154695
Well you can't see your mask either but you pick one.
>>173154926
You see the maskup animation in first person. Sure it looks terrible when your mask isn't an actual mask but you can still see it.
>>173148016
THE FUCK DO WE DO NOW?
>>173102482
I'd use it.
>>173153758
What should pdg-tan's name be
>>173156926
Peggy?
>>173151212
Secrets.
>>173157691
just fucking tell us you brain dead retard
>Oh shiiiittt
>Cloaker!!
>wululululULULULULU!
this is about the new game mode isnt it ?
its gonna be cloaker rapefest
>>173157691
didn't work :(
>>173157691
Can you give us some hint at least?
>>173153526
what's the point of a secret code if you can just look at the site script for it lmao
>>173157691
can you tell us if we already have all the clues or have to wait to the end of the event?
>>173157691
Can you post SF and WIck Heist codes then instead?
>>173159223
Seconding
>>173157691
Did anyone try entering her trip? :^)
>contractor pistol is like 600k
>contractor akimbo is like 60k
??????????
someone put death threats on bo until he coughs it up
what if , the secret code was something matt say when we beat him up on the couch ?
I want /pdg/-tan to get in as a qt small girl with a high-pitched voice who yells about how she's going to "make Columbine look like a fucking joke".
>>173160398
someone must make a mod that replace Sydney body with PD-tan body, voice already fits
>>173160331
haha fooled you guys
>>173160647
> he didn't say that this time
western-asian girl named?
>>173160864
Pretty good papercrafts, you even got the pd2 masculine face on pdgtan right.
>>173160531
Not high-pitched enough for what I'm thinking. I want something like this, voicewise. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s_-Kx5oV9Y
>>173158881
Am I retarded or is the code not here?
>>173161323
I don't think this is how it works.
Trash can you tell them to let my bullets pass through bots? It's really annoying trying to snipe something and having Chains' fat black ass get in the way at the last second to magically absorb the bullet
>>173162132
>asking overkill to do anything
https://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=13463
>>173162132
Also it would be nice if cops would stop walking inside of me and meleeing me from inside me.
>>173162234
I've tried that. It doesn't work
>>173162653
then try________________________________giting gud________________________________
>>173162132
I'll pass it on, no promises though. Passing it on doesn't mean confirmed or denied. Could happen in 1 week, could happen in 6 months or never. Still i've heard this concern said a few times so i'll talk to someone about it.
>>173162823
this
only shitters play with bots
>>173162969
Can you ask devs to change Piglet Grenade Launcher reload? Instead of replacing every grenade you change whole magazine like revolver. Because, you know, 15 seconds reload is a joke
>>173162969
Also, Akimbo revolvers. It's been far too long and I want to play as fucking Ocelot already.
Or, you know, Akimbo Stryks or Dual-Barrel shotguns.
>>173160864
>hes still doing this
wew lad just accept she isnt getting in
>>173162653
Works on my machine : )
hey guys, I found out the code
it'shaha fooled you guys
>>173163864
i hope your van will crash
>>173163619
It's better to try than not to at all
>>173163450
Even if they used a speed loader type thing (or went full retard and removed the whole fucking cylinder ala Farcry 2), if the animator responsible for redoing the M32 were worth their salt they'd know you'd still have to wind the whole cylinder around which would still result in a really long reload.
it's not 1138
Should i be ashamed that i don't have the first Gage Pack, nor the Shotgun one nor the Sniper one?
>>173165307
Yes, you're a bad goy
>>173165307
They're cheap get em now
>>173165307
Shotgun dlc give you ammo that can penetrate shield, that mean you can ignore "shock and awe" skill aced and sniper rifles. Also game have free sniper rifle platypus 70
>>173124292
I've thought about this concept befoe. If any of the gang were to die/got to prison, it'd have to be someone that's not paid DLC.
>>173148016
>http://www.overkillsoftware.com/thepuzzle/
It's gotta be somewhere on Heat Street or in the Safe house, right?
someone tell me why that haven't made a Big Guy mask yet
>>173167701they did
>>173167701
Banes mask is already in the game
>>173167701
there is bane mask as infamy reward dude
>>173167350
im thinking more that its gonna be hidden on the sites pages for the next content updates
so look carefully when added , day 4 , 6 , 8 and 10
>>173167867
>>173167915
>>173167938
sorry lads didn't know, mostly because I haven't bothered with infamy
>>173168435
you should have 5 infamy for more skill points
>g-guys the paper crafts have a secret on them! you like secrets, right?
full damage control
rrerr
>>173168637
The fuck are you talking about? Whats there to damage control about paper?
>beat up matt
>"anyone of you could be a traitor you know"
look like dragan isnt safe yet from the whole traitor thing
>>173168728
that wasnt it
>>173168637
>"the feet are the hardest part"
>>173168637
Why does Clover have stars instead of clovers?
>>173169237
why does she have orange hair like a real irish on the paper doll thingy?
>>173169237
Because she's a basic bitch.
>>173169237
Sokol fucked her mask
>>173169235
>>173170295
death 2 square hexagons its the answer obv
>Internet down
>can't play payday
FUCK
>>173170295
Sides of the shapes?
No clue for Jiro but 46
>>173170295
maybe the number of circles? 5433?
>>173171072
haha :)
>>173171072
i want to playday
>>173170295
Dallas and Jiro have red.
>Wolf has yellow.
>Houston and Bonnie have green.
>Chains, Hoxton, and Clover have blue.
What does it mean?
who the hell names their son rust
>>173171982
>rust
>isn't rusty
wtf
>>173171982
Iron.
>>173171982
>who the hell names their son rust
Or Clover, or Jacket, or maybe you are an idiot.
>>173172140
>son
>Clover
what are you trying to say
>>173171982
who the hell names their son scarface
>>173171982
His name is Tom
>>173171982
who the hell names their son AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
>>173172263
a MEDIC BAG
>>173171982
who the fuck names their son The Elephant
>>173172263
I
NEED
A
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>>173172263
COME FILL UP
>>173172263
I NEEDdallas lewds
>>173172263
>>173172313
>>173172376
>>173172446
>>173172578
Woah, you guys do need a doctor, for sure
>>173172578
i need mydallas lewdstoo
So how much longer until Payday 3 gets announced, you guys?
>>173172881
Next year
>>173172881
it was announced as being in development two months ago
>>173171982
>>173172140
>>173172185
Or Ashley
I want to kiss mister Etebari!
>>173173878
Then go find him and do it you pussy, don't just sit their talking about it
>>173170295
If the code was actually in the game, the skulls could be referring to difficulty levels, and the other symbols could mean certain heists or objectives. Might be there's a secret hidden in a heist, like Overdrill.
Hey Ashley, can you at least answer if the code can be guessed at this point or do we have to wait?
>>173174739
i'll spit in your mouth if you answer this
>>173174739
The code is revealed on the 10th day
Fuck you and fuck white people
just like the old heat street
>"Power play. Great shot. Goal. Game is over. Win for the Bombers. Please sign here. Welcome to America!"
>"This is a very nice bike, where did you get it? Riding a motorcycle is fun. Let's have some fun!"
i want more jacket trying to make friends with the other heisters
>>173176286
uninstall that fucking dof mod right now you faggot cuntshitnigger
>>173176346
I like the idea of Jacket and Sokol being friends.
But, ya know...
>>173176535
if jacket is working for the payday gang he's not longer in contact with 50 blessings, so maybe he's not as brainwashed as before
maybe
probably
>>173176456
>dof mod
what are these
>>173176621
>hating communists
>brainwashed
What's that you said?
>>173176783
sokol isn't a communist though
>>173176535
doesn't aldstone say that jacket tries to be friends with sokol but sokol doesn't like him?
i really like subtle lore like that. jacket trying to atone or just leave the past behind. maybe him and sokol could play sports together in pd3
>>173176621
>Brainwashed
50 Blessings forces their members to cooperate
>>173176870
Jacket hates communists, and you said he was brainwashed. I never said Sokol was a communist.
>>173176783
Jacket wasn't brainwashed, he was threatened at first. Empty threats overall, but i'd be pretty shaken if some mysterious group got my number and address and told me to kill people
>>173176923
jacket didn't hesitate when he started out unlike richter though
>>173177029
He didn't enjoy killing at first though, he threw up after the hobo
Murdering mobsters is another animal
>>173136952
I did it on Hard after it didn't trigger on 3-4 tries on Normal.
>>173177491
Why the actual fuck are you playing on normal?
Are you physically/mentally impaired?
>>173177567
just help me please id/akillerbee
>>173177567
Animal posters hunting.
>>173177196
He was spec-ops though
>>173177690
You missed the point of the post. Overkill is snoozefest level, which means normal is just beyond boring. Why would you ever do this to yourself?
>>173177783
>Why would you ever do this to yourself?
To do 30 min wait for Matt to come out and search for posters at the same time in peace.
>>173177567
I only want to put in the bare minimum of effort.
>>173131789
Unlocked for me on mayhem
>>173177783
spec ops doesn't mean you lose your sense of humanity, he's probably just averse to killing civilians though
>>173178235
>literally communist criminals, a.k.a. the acolytes of satan
>civilians
Nah.
>>173177931
>>173177938
Taking a nap is healthier
>>173178340
He only felt bad after killing the hobo i meant, killing the mobsters was ezpz
use this to decode isogram : https://www.base64decode.org/dec/aXNvZ3JhbQ==/
>>173170295
on the right track with the papercraft stuff; feels like the top of the shoe sole is a distraction though
>>173178558
If we cared about our health, we would've left by now.
reminder that the son is the best heister
Word Up! I hear Day 3 #payday2 #myheister contest is strong! The set is growing, check them out at http://searchforkento.com
He's still linking a non-existant page
>>173178786
The Miami Mutilator is a really complex criminal. They should add him/her/them to PAYDAY 2
>>173178912
it's on all the paper gang pages too
>>173178912
it links to the overkill site if you click it. he used "thesearchforkento.com" yesterday
>>173178978
Surely to catch such a brilliant criminal, the cops would need a powerful new special unit?
J
>>173178978
please no. this is the only dlc i would actually buy. i would HATE for them to be in game because i wouldn't be able to resist purchasing it!
>>173165870
>using slugs
>ever
>>173168803
He's an infil-traitor.
MEDIC BAG
Hitman look amazing on paper, basically semi-infinite armor with only 1.5 second vulnerability at times. What makes it not worth it in practice?
>>173181386
The existence of rogue/kingpin/crook/anarchist
>>173181386
Try it and tell us. I don't want to wear heavy armor.
>>173179841
WHAT IF IT'S SOMEONE ELSE?
>It's Wolf and they kill him offscreen
Should I put a smug face on the paper /pdg/-tan?
>>173182057
>It's Locke
>>173182057
if they haven't fucking learned from Hoxton shitstorm then they deserve to go bankrupt
>>173182648
>And no one cares about PDTH Chains
>>173182871
>implying anyone can tell black people apart
>>173182871
PD2 Chains is a top-tier blackmn
>>173183038
I wish i had a fucking monster voice like Chains
>>173182238
Yes.
>>173182871
PDTH Chains had the personality of a brick. New Chains is way better.
>>173183152
>he doesn't have a deep, gravelly voice
Are you a woman?
M
>>173183213
The only thing i remember from him is that he likes to say homie and had a big-ass scar
The traitor is___Ilija____
>>173183221
No. Im whitest man on Argentina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1PNITe10po
>>173183038
Chains is cute
CUTE.
PDTH Chains sounded like Oscar the Grouch
>>173183418
Nah, it's Aldstone.
>>173182648
Why can't Houston and Hoxton get along?
>>173183418
>>173183884
You're both wrong. It'sHector. Again.
>>173184148
>the The Comissar outsmarts us again
>>173184120
Hoxton is a whiny bitch
>>173184348
To be fair, they probably have great hate sex
>>173184348
what the fuck is sokol wearing
Sokol has landed~
>>173185057
cute russian hat
>>173184476
fucking hoxton would feel like riding a bike across train tracks, except the bike would be calling you a fucking dumbshit dickhead the whole time
>>173185057
the russian hat mask we got during the jimmy update.
>>173185436
>>173185443
no I mean his fucking zoot suit like shit
>>173185979
cool fashion for cool slav
>never get a safe without playing at least 8 hours that week
>roommate has played literally one heist the last 3 months and got a safe
FUCK YOU
>>173186456
Who even gives a shit about weapon skins?
>>173186695
I like getting the free valve funbucks.
BRINGING THE REALITY CHECK
What will the new mode be?
>>173187297
That's a good crestion.
>>173187297
Probably Cloakers only
>>173183523
poiter actually has really pretty eyes
So what's the big DW/OD build of the moment? I can do OVK and MH in my sleep but any higher and it starts feeling like I'm not ever going down for lack of head clicking skills and more because I don't have some hot meme loadout.
ON THE GODDAMN GROUND
Did Anarchist always give 30 armor on hit?
I swear it used to be lower than that.
PAYDAY 2: The Joker Mask Pack:T00VX-PT7NQ-GBBW4
PAYDAY 2: The King Mask Pack:AVQDD-JD75A-RYGMY
PAYDAY 2: The Jack Mask Pack:FVA8Q-XNFHI-AQJNW
>>173187625
>FVA8Q-XNFHI-AQJNW
Thank you
>>173187625
Cheers for the Russian pack.
>>173187458
>http://pd2tools.com/l/126a848f937f81d512c71a79b7f3f1af
I use this to wreck face on DW. Just gotta pay attention to the occasional dozer/sniper
I hope the infamy update retroactively gives extra levels to XXV shitters I want to see how sad you fans are
>>173187959
>no inspire
And into the trash it goes
>>173188101
>build clearly has inspire
>>no inspire
>being this retarded
>>173187625
Aw, too slow again.anything from between the biker packs and russian pack please
What does /pdg/ think of custom weapons? Are there any good ones out that fit well with the way the weapons are currently balanced?
>>173188869
>CHEATING
FUCKING CHEATER STOP CHEATING WHY DO YOU CHEAT REEEEEE
>>173188869
They're okay but most of them are just reskins of already existing weapons
Why do people use scripts to always show up as the person with the most kills when 100% of the time it only showcases how shitty they are at the game
>>173187959
Thanks my man, though if you're running doctor bags there why not drop extra lead for something like a point in parkour or close by?
>>173191509
It's just there cause I'm a nice guy. You can use those points however you want. Never copy a person's build, just steal all the parts you like.
Do you think jimmy has ever fucked his clones
>>173191202
I don't get it, are you saying people made a script to show their lower killscore instead of the proper killwhore's killscore?
>>173192431
>he hasn't watched the movie
>>173085203
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!
Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Bain It Up! (bain_4_jobs)
- Diamonds Are Forever (diamonds_are_forever)
And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- No More Debts (daily_mortage)
Brought to you by Houston.
Keep those helmets flying! ;)
>>173192634
I thought he was just saying that to mess with Henry because only one clone could could be concious at a time
That would be a really awkard way to bang yourself
>>173194480
Shit, I'd do it. Basically like having a really good onahole, when you think about it.
>>173196289
Yeah, but you'd have to deal with the limbs flopping around plus watching your own passed out face
H A R D
C O N T A C T
>>173196697
THE AO IS A
G O A T
F U C K
>>173197086
Did someone say goat?
>>173183418
you take that back you filthy whore.
Ilija is pure. He just wants mask for clown and to slowly count to 40.
>when you buy the yakuza pack
>Day 4: New game mode, new skins and new visuals
>visuals
I wonder what they mean specifically.
>>173204585
Probably those old Payday 1 filters.
>>173204725
you mean those filters that have been in the game since pd1 and can be activated with mods?https://steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/15/540743212763260169/
>>173205110
Yeah that sounds about right.
Remember, this is Spring Break, which means all the content is just mods they've incorporated into the base game
>>173204585
Versus mode maybe? Like being able to play as a Dozer, cloaker, or taser similar to Left 4 Dead. Can't really see how that would work though.
>>173204585
>>173205465
Isn't the new mode the Crime Spree mode or whatever they called it on the stream?
>>173205717
Which stream? I haven't watched any of them.
>>173205717
>>173206097
Crime Spree is kind of like an Arcade mode for the heists.
You get drafted 9 different heist days, choose 3, choose random modifiers for them, and then beat them.
And yeah, I think the new gamemode is the crime sprees.
>>173196420
Tie it up and hit it from behind.
>>173181386
The fact that the 1.5 seconds thing is bullshit and doesn't work.
>>173181386
memepill me on hitman
i never used it
>>173207382
>memepill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izY4ovlisl4
>>173207382
It's basically Armorer except considerably worse.
>>173207495
I always enjoy these videos.
>>173169235
>the secret isdallas has a hardon for feetjust like Ashley
>The community challenges bonus EXP doesn't even work at all
nice event Overkill
>>173212586
Feet are ew.
>>173213932
Got third goat code, thanks cutie ;)
>>173213932
Took first goat simulator heist code and bobblehead code, love you trap
>>173213932
got the first codes for spec ops and point break, thanks
>>173213932Another bobblehead please? I'm too slow
>>173213932
Got 4th point break
>>173213932
Thanks ash, got the third goat code
>>173213932
got 65GXG and 75T87, thanks!
>>173213932
Trashly when will the bonus exp of the community challenges be actually applied correctly? Currently it's only function is to put some pretty numbers on the main menu.
Tomorrow more dissapointment
If you're reading this Trashley, it was actually fun to play with you. Genuine good shit.
>>173221710
She's a bully and a shit
>>173222835
>t. sub 1k hours
oy trashley tell the jews in charge that if we don't get fucking raincoats in green bridge I'll firebomb them
also if we get raincoats they then now have no excuse to not add heist specific outfits for the rest of the hiests so they better do that as well
>>173223694
Jokes on you faggot, rain effect will be so poorly optimized heist will run at 4 fps
>>173223694
we should be able to use the heist-specific items anywhere ONLY if we complete it on one down.
>>173224005
sluts only no skills with unmooded amcar rifles and chimera pistols
>>173224128
>sluts only
l-lewd.
>>173215537
The hotfix for that will come 30 minutes before the event ends.
>>173213932
post masks?
>>173213932
SF and Wick Heists pls?
>>173160864
Why don't we call her >>173227759 ? It would fit the other names and it's a meme.
>>173228008
Post Masks is a dumb name.
>>173228109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3KJBo12PgM
>>173213932
All gone already
>>173228263
It's been about 5 hours, what do you mean already?
>>173228332
I mean post more
>>173228008
I think Memearrowmemearrowoneseventhreetwotwosevensevenfivenine is too long a name. Unless you meant Eightsevensixfourzeronineeightsevendotpng, which is also too long.
>>173230358
Nah, I think Memearrowmemearrowoneseventhreetwotwosevensevenfivenine is perfect.
cute boy heister when
>>173232131
We have Sokol and Houston
Anyone feel like helping me out getting the Funding Fathers achievement? please?
>>173213932
Can you confirm/deny that the xp boost isn't working? I haven't notice an increase and some other people here have mentioned it.
>>173232696
get in the steam group chat, ill be there
>>173232696
I can, give me a moment.
>>173232713
Yeh we're aware. I'll double check though.
>>173232909
post anime tiddies
>>173232818
>>173232784
Steam overlay is fucking up, give me a moment I'll be in GC in a sec
>>173232696
I can, but I only have the 16th mask.
>>173233048
Never mind I'm banned from the chat apparently.
>>173233150
Serves you well code beggar
>>173233208
You're right I probably asked Trashly to drop codes again
Ah well, it's neither here nor there I'll just try and queue pubs for it
pokerdan99
dankhitler420
pokerdan98
pokerdan97
pokerdan97 reporting in to assist my main man
pokerdan96
Fuck me we needed those cucks, I'm going with pokerdan99
>>173233579
>>173233597
Which one of you is the real pokerdan97?
>>173233360
post id fag.
we got a lobby going for you, need one more.
he's pokerdan97 you're pokerdan97 I'm pokerdan97 are there any other pokerdan97's I should know about!?!?
>>173233825
id/akillerbee
>>173233834
shut the f*ck up f*ggot
>>173233629
I'm the real pokerdan97!
This man is an impostor!
What is this poker dan meme?
>>173223694
in the stream they talked about armor skins so that will probly be it. We will get free raincoats for the green bridge and will have to buy/drop from safes the rest of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmGU5yMf4eo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGvtAFz_ins
DUDE, THIS PLACE GIVES ME BAD VIBES, BRO
>>173234054
for fucks sakes
I bet they'll update the armour textures too so all my mods dont work
>>173234176
You got me this time, you motherfucker.
>>173234176
I NEED A MEDIC BAG
>>173233825
id/vizualperception
Did I miss out on the Big Banking?
>>173234550
there aren't any dogs here retard this isn't /an/
>>173234952
Listen to this anon. How would a dog even use a computer?
>>173235284
That sounds like something a dog using a computer would say.
>>173235284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnPPAr7p04o
>>173235284
That dog is so fucking cute I want to fuck it brainless
>>173235284
is that the dog that got raised by cats
it looks so cute with its paws folded in
>>173235935
Posting objectively more handsome dog.
>>173237495
An even better dog
>>173232480
>>173232131
that's true
>>173237658
>NotDr Pepper
Stupid dog
>6 (шecть) days until Green Bride
>>173237927
>year of our lord 2017
>original Stone Cold is still better than Stone Cold 2017
>>173238170
all original tracks are better than their 201x variants
>>173238246
That's not true. Nirvana's version of The Man Who Sold The World is superior to the original.
>>173238759
>nirvana
follow cobain's lead
>>173238246
three way deal 2016
>>173239194
i concede my point, this one is indeed better
>>173238246
I hope they remake Diamond Heist just so Breach 2015 isn't the official Breach of Security remix we're left with.
>>173239194
>>173239305
Fuck you, Three Way Deal is the best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-KZ8obGKrk
>>173238246
Crime Wave 2016 is a lot better
>>173239419
The original Three Way Deal is great, but Three Way Deal 2016 is super fucking good. Especially the assault buildup.
https://youtu.be/ZuA-7qtcKrc
>2:38 to 2:57
>>173239419
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-KZ8obGKrk
This song gets me so hyped
>>173240354
>siren and airhorn sounds are good
Yeah no, remake is also so slow it makes me sleepy. Does not belong in a game that should be pumping adrenaline
>>173235284
Post catdogs
>>173240678
>>siren and air horn sounds are good
or it could be the roaring drum beat in the back. Though you somehow hearing sirens and airhorns explain why you don't like it, you're retarded.
>so slow it makes me sleepy
Oh, you're an Utter Chaos kinda guy. Don't forget your Ritalin today,
It's good to see threads no dying but reaching limits again
>>173241195
>Don't forget your Ritalin today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHesNJLLvF0
Kicking Ass and Taking Names original never
whens the update
>>173242660
update NEVER
>>173242660
When you make a new thread.
>>173242660
indefinitely delayedbuy more DLC
>refresh the site every like 30 minutes or so
>suddently this
what the actual fuck
>>173243202
nice try DDoS kid
ESCAPE IS LEAVING IN 30 SECONDS
>>173244321
>>173244321
>>173244321
oh god they're not gonna try and play the game are they