/hotsg/ - Heroes of the Storm General

First for buff Abathur

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The h*cking h*ck where the fuck is she?!?!??!

Also Overwatch apologists get the fuck out of my general.

>>172956420
>saving thumbnails

Will someone with Cho'Gall stomp 2 AI games with me for the quest before it goes away ;_;

>>172956665
>thatsthejoke.jpg

Q&A WHEN?

>>172956420
>OP for ants edition

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>>172956654
I WANT REDDIT OUT

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>>172956654
>>172956964
FUCKING LEAVE REDDIT

>>172956923
in like 2 weeks

>>172957178
>blizzard want people forget about the loot boxes

lmao

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>>172956923

>>172956436

>one person disagrees with me
>must be legions of mindless blizzdrones

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>>172957576
never forget

>waifufags think they matter
>lorefags think they matter
>wowfags on suicide watch

Liking 2017 so far tbqh

>>172957576
>12:00 p.m. PDT
What is that in a first world country?

>>172957861
>solidjew

lmao

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>new program
>new cinematic
>new event

what did they mean by this

>>172958342
the cinematic is probably them shoehorning OW into the universe

>>172958342
>New Program
??

>>172958342
>we saw how pissed people got after following Overwatch's month long ARG that ended in disappointment, so we're doing the same thing
>we believe we can keep the hype train going for an entire fucking month

>>172958342
>April 18 - Launch Event
>April 25 - Another Event

How much free shit will Blizz give us?

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You have 10 seconds to pitch me an idea of Cho'gall doing something REALLY gay to another HotS guy

>>172959171
He fucks Butcher in the ass

>>172959328
>Stiches, Butcher, Cho'Gall 4some

hnnngh

>>172958674

I mean this 2.0 schtick is essentially a free expansion pack, so a new full blown cinematic with more recent heroes in it would be sweet.

New program and EVENT has me puzzled though.

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>>172959171
are you me

>>172959171
Them and Gul'dan holding hands

>>172956654
I would like to have a complete Lich King's court.

Kel'Thuzad, Lana Thel, Lady Deathwhisper or Professor Putricide.

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>>172959328
>>172959416
PRETTY GOOD!

>>172959563
Holy shit calm down kinklord

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>>172959814
Never!

>>172957710
>redditors are so dumb they fall for this over the top post

I like the direction this thread is heading in. Stop shitposting Zorgia

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In honor of the NormieCAA championship tonight

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>>172960070
You can't stop me from gaying the place up

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Wow! Cute!

>>172960227
>actually playing the beta

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>>172960181

baw gawd leoric has done it

leoric has finally become, heroes of the storm

>>172958006
I still don't understand how he gets hired for events.
Looking at the clashes and his podcasts it certainly isnt the game knowledge and even his skills as a moderator are light years behind Trickslyr.

>>172960493
Same reason Gilly gets hired, they are popular among the stream community or something

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>all WC3 covers
>except the one with Kel'thuzad
Confirmed never ever

>>172960493
He appeals to the nu-male audience
And now that he works for Blizzard he shills for them and retarded redditors love it

>>172960707
>they are popular
Gilly I can understand she also plays the moderator part in NA but who likes solid?
Where is his exposure anyway?
He got his podcast, granted, but outside of that?

Hearing him talk he seems to prefer production so why is he standing in front of the camera?

>>172961053
>he works for blizzard
wait what?
in what position?

>>172961160
Not full time but they hire him for shit.

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We did it leddit

how well does this game run on a toaster?

>>172962165
why is this trash such a big deal for redditors

Why do people watch mewnfare?

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>https://youtu.be/CCFogPF1x1I

Has lolbabs lost originality now that they're now copying Cho'gall?

JUST.

>>172962416
It's playable. Occasional choppiness.

>>172962716
leak already said they're two separate champs

fuck off back to /lolg/

Is having 5 people on the same lane a meme strategy or are there situations/teams in which it's actually a good idea?

>>172962492

Well, imagine if they gave 4chan boards 1000 pixels and 72 hours on an open online canvas.

I think it's an interesting exercise in anonymous cooperation, despite it being reddit and all.

>>172962816

Your team loses massive amounts of xp doing that unless you get a ton of kills and structures.

>>172962816
all 5 is kinda retarded

>Sylvanas
>Battlefield of Eternity
4 man bum rush to kill 2 Towers for early game exp is a common strat

>Sylvanas
>Cursed Hollow
3 man hard push top or mid lane to kill 2 Towers for early game exp is common strat
followed by a mid gank

>>172962818
>anonymous
you could see who placed any pixel simply by left clicking it

>>172962165
what the fuck is this autism?

>>172963027

Well you get the idea.

>tfw played a lol h-game with plenty of horsefucking and whoring yourself out
>tfw interested in starting lol and kinda losing interest for hots now
h-game when

>>172964468
name?

>>172964697
Noxian Nights, check /aco/ or /hgg2D/

Why the fuck did Blizzard make Brood War free but not Diablo 2

>>172964769
thanks a lot senpai

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>>172964468

Degenerate get out

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>>172965228

>>172965228

why

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>>172965228

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>>172965228

>still a week till 2.0
What to fucking do, I'm fucking bored

>>172965228
jesus christ

>>172966640
>a week

Anon...

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>>172965228

>>172966640
I leveled a guy in diablo 3
I refuse to buy ROS so can't really do much else I guess

>>172966824
???

>>172966920
Oh right, new season. Shame it's only fun for the first few days with friends. Already missed the start

>>172966994
3 weeks anon, 3 weeks of it not being worth it to play anything but brawls

>>172966640

>a week

oh boy you're in for hurt

>>172967368
I find this mentality kind of retarded tbqh
If you don't have a stimpack and you play level 8 or higher Heroes, you could easily play 4 games a day, you will gain, what? 10 levels between now and the time it releases?

Is it seriously worth it to deny yourself the game 3 weeks because of muh loot crates?

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>>172965228

>>172966640
try climbing out of silver

also,

>a week
hahahha

>>172967692
The loot crates are pretty important to me, more important than playing this game right now. I'm basically getting fucked a bit less in the ass in regards of the paywall stuff by not playing this game.

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>>172968019

>loot crates are important to me

Sad 4 u

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>>172965228
Lili fags are cancer

>>172968360
After 2+ years of playing the gameplay just doesn't matter as much any more.

>>172967778
But I'm GM anon :(

>>172958674
>Inb4 we get dumbfist b4 ow does, if ever

Fuck brawls are shit.

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>>172966640
>a week

If only.

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>pre pick Anub in every single game
>10-0
how is this allowed?
why does nobody counter pick?
why does everybody think no engage/escape Arthas is king when Anub got it all plus the better armor type?

>>172970842
>me in the pic for the next month
What else is there to do?

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>>172971006
Even if I'm not sure what I'll spend it on.

>>172970520
Yeah, I had almost forgotten how annoying the practically global waveclear from Azmodan is, especially on a small map.

>launch game
>bored before even queueing
>close game
damn

>Sprays disappear if more then two are placed
>Sprays disappear after 30 seconds
What purpose do they actually fucking serve

>>172971416
e-peen

>>172971416
reduce the amount of bsteps

>>172965168
Because they can still siphon out some money for D2 since it's better than D3

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>>172971416
>We want the Overwatch audience

Also probably just something else to clutter up the loot system.

>>172971416
>What purpose do they actually fucking serve
Loot chest filler

>>172971257
It's another either steamroll hard or get steamrolled hard brawl. I don't find those to be any fun.

When is the current HL season ending?
I still need to do my placement matches

>>172971669
Oh, the brawls don't require you to win. Most people don't want to play from behind and just sort of give up after advantages are lost.

I can't really blame them. Sometimes I just want the gold.

>>172971868
I know, I still don't like losing.

Murky or medivh
Who should I meme with ?

>>172972367
Murky.
Dude becomes a monster after 16.

>already did my brawls
>already did my dailies
>can't play anything else because of 2.0
>beta is shit, cant hl there
>no other game to play
>not hungry, already cooked
>too bored to masturbate
>no energy to update my f-list
>no good streamer
Time to kys myself

Got a 1 day stimpak on the beta client and my stimpak went from 26 days to 1 month 2 days
Lets hope this bug goes live

Why is Spider Queen still in the rotation.
It's a fucking awful map.

>>172972678
that fucking pirate map is worse
it's a steamroll every single fucking time

>>172972678
>Blackheart's Bay, Haunted Mines and Garden of Terror exist

map veto when

How do I not be shit at Medivh?

>>172972498
Read a book.
Go outside.

>>172973206
You first learn how to grammar, my dear friend Ibrahim

>>172973242
Going to go with the book, it's real late.
Thank you anon, you saved my life.

>>172972975
>old maps are complete shit
Unsurprising. They all need serious reworks.

>>172973301
How about you learn punctuation and promptly return to reddit afterwards, buddy?

>>172973430
I'm not your buddy, pal.

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>>172973430
Woah, you seem mad, anon!
Try to chill or you'll surely end up with a stroke!
We don't want that to happen, do we?

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>>172970989
>actual, honest-to-god, Zagara and Anub porn
What a time to be alive.

>go try beta
>first game feels like I'm playing against literal bronze players
>completely dominate them
Are these the rumored USA master ranked players?

>>172974470
>I don't understand how MMR works on a new server
>Everyone else must be the retard, not me

I don't fucking understand

I played this game in quick play and I'm always getting owned. I played Sylvanas the last two games, I was geting crushed by everybody, I wasn't trying to pick a fight, but if anybody came near me they anihilate me, I can't help in tema fights because of this, even at good distance, the other team owns us and we can't even take the objectives back from them, it's a real pain in the ass

What can I do to get fucking better ?

>inb4 don't take sylvanas git gud

>>172974596
Kite/poke more. You have a Q that can peel crazy good while you move around and avoid whatever they're doing.
Unless whoever you're laning against has good gap closers or can out-range you, you should be able to win.

>>172974470
Actually there's an european PTR server now.

>>172974596
That sounds to me like two outdrafts.

Don't use your e for dmg pre 13. Just stand back, hit something with your autos and hit something with your q.

>>172974731
I'm not really laning. I go to my lane (I do a coin flip to know on which I should get), I try to soak exp, someone arrives, they ignore the creeps and kill me, then I go help on a team fight or for an objective, we get owned and we loose the game. Plus I don't do any damage

>>172974927
Sounds like you need to learn the basics of gameplay if that's how you describe your encounters honestly.

>>172974828
yeah, it's quick, so you don't know with who or against who you'll be playingso heh

>>172974927
What do you do when someone comes in detail?
What kind of spells do you use in lane and how?
What do you do in a teamfight exactly?

>>172972434
First game with azmo and hammer vs tracer valeera and brightwing
Somehow we destroyed them
You weren't kidding mate was top kills at the end

>>172975220
If he's ignoring me, I continue killing creeps until I don't have any left or I back off
I don't use much spells on creeps, if a player comes I try to kill them
I try to kill the other team, when playing sylvanas like recently I keep my distances

>>172975486
That's not going into detail at all. What spells do you use? How do you use them?

>>172974828
I don't really have a chance to use my e anyway

>>172975486
First, Sylvanas excels at waveclear. Use your W on creep waves. They should die very quick, then you should have a (mostly) full wave of creeps vs whoever you're laning against. then peel with your Q.

>>172975650
Auto attack, when I'm in danger I run then I try to e and a to do a little damage

>>172974570
>I don't understand jokes

>>172974808
Is there? I just chose the beta one when launching and it's throwing me on central US servers

>>172972006
>when you get a moronic team with 15k damage and literally 15 deaths each when each globe deals 3k+

>>172976414
Once you connect to the beta it should determine the closest server, bring up the frame menu in game, should say central Europe or something.

Why is Ragnaros getting nerfed patch after patch when far more broken characters exist.

>>172976898
>far more broken characters exist.
Like what?

>>172977072
dude valeera stealth lmao

didn't think i could find a more casual babby playerbase than league
this game is the worst if you're a competitive person

>>172977072
Artanis
Lucio
ETC
Zarya

>>172977541
lol
lol
lol
lol

>>172977541
>>172977739
Zarya is only broken because people keep attacking when her shield is up

can I get a quick rundown on this game?
Are the heroes free?

>>172977973
Zarya is broken because she has an Uther divine shield on a 12 second cooldown

>zarya is broken
t. hotsg

>>172977986

Free rotation ala LoL
Can earn every hero without money
New loot system on the 24th allowing you to unlock skins and heroes for free like Overwatch
It's fun but different
strong emphasis on team play at all skill levels

For more watch the "for new players" vid in OP

>>172978297
I'm a refugee from lol and hate dota but love mobas, what makes this one different from the rest? also I didnt notice the vid, it was very enlightening, cho'gall looks like a fucking beast to play as

>>172978519
It tries to make MOBas fun instead of autistic grinds.
Each map has a unique objective which encourages team fights, maps are generally won over these, rather than just pushing lanes all game.

Dev team aren't afraid to try out wacky and zany heroes like a hero that is controlled by two people and shit.

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>Azmodan is ba...

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>>172965228
>Chen at the end
part 2 wen

>>172978519

In a nutshell to sum up the differences between this game and other mobas, is that LoL and Dota are abouy micro play, and this game is about macro play. Games only run about 20 minutes on average, so controlling the map, moving your team around, winning the objectives come first and foremost and eavh individual player cannot be "ahead" at any given time to carry if you happen to fall behind.

It's all about the team in this game, which can mean awesome highs and frustrsting lows. For newbies, just focus on your own play and try to learn whats important and why, the rest comes with practice.

>>172978676
looks dobe af, thanks for your help anon
one more question tho, how does one unlock heroes, with a currency system like how LoL has influence points?

>>172978960

Gold right now. You get gold from completing quests and reaching account goals. In a month there will be loot boxes that can have heroes inside as well.

Good time to be a new player.

>>172978939
>LoL and Dota are abouy micro play, and this game is about macro play
That seals the deal i guess, my biggest complaint about the others is how no one gives a flying fuck about objectives
what's the player base like, are they all toxic fuckhats or are they at least tolerable?

Jaina BLACKED when?

>>172979139

Mostly tolerable but you get spergs sometimes like every game. You have like 5 ways to silence people who are annoying though so it's no big deal.

Is this dragon shire?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4900jOY8cCM

>>172979170
Lunar tint 3 for BROWNED

>some loser has given mewn $10,000 over the course of his life
honestly can somebody explain these people to me? for real, I want to know. I could think of innumerable people I'd waste my money on before a fucking "guy who plays video games and lets me watch"

>>172979580
First of all, contain your fucking jelly already.
Stop concerning yourself with others, focus on your own life.
Secondly, there are people who have enough cash in the bank to do whatever the fuck they want. If they enjoying watching a stream once in a while, donating big bucks to get e-fame and get close with the streamer, than that is their fucking decision.

Just quit being a satly little bitchbaby.

>>172977986
Wait until the 2.0 patch before you really start playing. You can get a lot of free loot from early levels once the patch hits which you will miss out if you level your heroes a bunch. Right now you should probably do the daily quests in vs AI to reduce exp gained and do the weekly brawls for 1k gold

nub here, which hero has the best waveclear?

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Reminder of reddit karma-whoring sell-out rats: https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/4mh256/theres_a_guy_on_4chan_who_has_accurately_leaked/

https://www.reddit.com/user/SSJ5Gogetenks
>ponyfucker

They are in this thread RIGHT NOW!

>>172979945
Sylvanas or Azmodan if talented properly, Murky is good is nobody pops the pufferfish and Xul can do a fine job.

>>172979945
Mutliple heroes can instantly clear a wave, there's no "Best"

>>172979823
>getting this defensive
What's your story? also
>10k over 2 years
>big bucks
>being jelly

>>172979580
I wonder if you can write those off as donations and avoid some taxes

>>172979580
>mewn this
>mewn that
>mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn

it's honestly pretty incredible just how much people hate him

i don't get it at all. wouldn't your time be better spent on literally anything else than thinking and talking about him?

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>>172980095
quit shitting up this thread with your samefagging

>>172979945
Play Azmodan

>>172980095
>spending 15 seconds making a post on 4chan
Wow so much time lost, better re evaluate my life. I'm never getting those few seconds back.

>>172972865
LOOKS LIKE YOUR ENEMY'S
ALL
PAID
UP

>>172979945
jaina
guldan
dehaka
tychus
xul
sylvanas
ragnaros
murky
rexxar
azmodan

lots of heroes basically

>>172980379
Been at least 10 minutes now and I'm betting a lot more.

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>no hard CC
>Fend requires a target
>charges right into them
>can easily be stepped out of

Feels weird.

>>172979945
Depends.

>Azmodan
>Sylvanas
>Xul
>Jaina
>Kael'thas
>Gul'dan

Just a few that come to mind.

>15 minutes without a post
dead
thread

dead
game

you are dead now, dead DEAD D E A D!

>>172981914
>europe goes to sleep
>thread dies
really makes you think

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>Play placements
>3/10 wins
>Placed in gold 2
>Nothing but losses
>Currently gold 4, on my way to silver

>drunk as fuck
>losing all QM

help

>>172982159
So Americans don't play HOTS?

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>>172981914
>implying

DID I NOT MENTION THAT THIS THREAD, IS BEYOND DEATH?

Jesus christ Probius is annoying.
Spammable slow aoes that could detonate at any moment.
Turrets.
That fucking ult.

>>172983012
>That fucking ult.
which one, Tassadar on roids or Danmaku?

HotS is literally the only good game.

Did the

>What's new?
>Probius (shit)

part of the OP get removed because he's no longer new or because he's no longer shit?

>>172983492
new hero tomorrow
nobody cares about old shit not OP enough to become meta.

>>172983492
honestly I wish I could get a refund for buying probius day 1

>>172983492
not new and not that shit anymore

>>172981914

>52 posters

yeah we get it

>>172983492

Basically we our threads got more active around the 2.0 announcement and some scrub newfags were making OPs because we kept hitting autosage in the middle of the night, so a series of lazy shit OPs just haven't updated it.

can I get a quick rundown on muradin

t. curious shitposter after my first game ever

>>172984792
Jump on people
Stun people
Regenerate hp with passive
ALWAYS take avatar

>>172984892

but haymaker is FUN, and if they enemy has something like Leoric or Tychus picking Avatar is a death sentence

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCK CROOOOMIEEEEE
MIDGET DWARF HOBBIT BITCH CUNT SHIT

>>172984550
What?

>>172981914
3 WEEKS BLIZZARD
YOU TOLD ME TO NOT PLAY FOR 3 WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS

>>172986256
Nobody's telling you not to play, calm your autism.
If you have been playing the game long enough for the "lost" loot crates to be a problem then surely you have more than enough gold to re-roll crates and you will also continue playing long enough for the whole thing to be a non-issue, just give it a fucking break already.

So what's your favorite skin?

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Millhouse when?

>>172986734
Master Zagara, Lunara and Xul.

>also that new diablo skin on the beta
>especially the voice
Whew.

>>172986884
Yeah I like Master Zag. Maybe I should level her up before 2.0. She's like 8 right now.

Should I even worry about lootboxes?

>>172982363

Sucks for you. Gold is possibly the worst tier to end up in. You probably won't climb out of it unless you get extremely lucky with your teams.

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>>172986734
Alongside Master Rehgar and Ringmaster Greymane.

>>172986960
you realize youre going to be able to get any of the master skins for 100 shards in 2.0, its a complete waste of gold to get any now

>>172987359
I suppose. I'll go for the portrait then.

Is it ever worth it to take the Wolf Run upgrade with Rehgar? The 30% increase in speed is a nice quality of life improvement but passing up on the Totem upgrade seems like a huge waste.

>>172987359
You're making it sound like you can actually buy master skins directly with shards, can you actually?

>>172987987
yes and they are dirt cheap.

>>172987587
depends on the fuckin map!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>172987987
Yes, they cost like 100 Shards each. Remember skins are now being separated into 3-4 "skins", each tint is it's own skin for the sake of widening the loot pool for their bullshit gamble boxes.

>>172988152
>>172988235
So literally all of the skins are available for buying with shards? Who are these retards suggesting to buy master skins for 10K as soon as possible?

>>172987130
some of that stuff in on me because i haven't played in a year and i make plenty mistakes. But jesus christ.

A last pick who takes Johanna as a third tank instead of a damage dealer.

an illidan who talks 2 people into going tass and aba to build an illi comp on Blackheart bay and ends up going 0-2-8

A fucking retard who throws by picking gazlowe because he thought my Belf skin sylvanas was Valeera which apperently triggers his fucking autism.

This place is the worst.

>>172988264
Blizzdrones

>>172988264
Probably Solidjake.

Who here /not opening their 70 boxes until April 25th/?

>>172988614
Why april 25?

>>172988531
Fuckin' jews always working together

So what is everyones plan on the rerolling?

I'm thinking it's only really useful on common chests when you get dealt 4 common items. It can still be used to buy heroes and the duplicate shards from heroes are probably worth more than wasting all that gold on rerolling

>>172988614
You're getting 70 boxes? Jesus man. I've played for like almost 3 years and I'm only getting 55.

>>172988770
Go balls deep on re-rolling epics at least. I'm waiting for the drop chances to come out for the commons and rares.

>>172988770
Rerolling every epic until it gives me at least one item I'm interested in

>>172988264
Well I think it depends, if you want to start saving shards ASAP for a legendary skin or something, then you should probably just buy a master skin with gold now, and get all three tints for it. I feel like that's what I'll be doing, this way I can just start saving for Prime Evil Diablo the second 2.0 launches.

Otherwise, yeah, I wouldn't really bother dropping gold on Master skins at this point. Just heroes, and then save a bunch for rerolls.

>>172986734
Master Rexxar, Master Sonya, Master Anub and Master Tyrael

>>172988928
Master skins only give you like 20 shards tho, I don't see it be worth it at all.

>>172988862
Rolling epics to get specific items? I don't honestly care too much about what I get

>>172988901
It's max 3 rerolls for 250, 500 and 750 gold per reroll

>>172989131
Oh no I meant I'd rather buy them with gold than spend the Shards to get them, is all.

>>172988928
One master skin gives you 3 tints worth 20 shards each as duplicates
One 10k gold hero gives you 400 shards as duplicate

>>172989613
Not entirely, of course I'd prefer a skin for a hero I actually play rather than an epic mount I'll only use 1 of. I want to get 2 epics or a legendary on top, I'm liking my odds.

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I do not understand why people are upset about mastery taunts?

>>172965228
holy shit that's beautiful

>>172989992
Because they literally look like shit and there needs to be skins to show progressions.
Ideally Blizzard makes new ones that don't look like shit.

>>172989992
Well have you seen anyone taunt before? Fuck the taunts.

I want it to edit my Hearthstone effect with flames and bubbles and farts of my choice.

>>172989992
>we heard u liek taunting so we added spray taunts and master taunts so u can taunt while you taunt during your taunting

epic

Just make the hearthstone effect a sparkly golden one when you have a level 100 hero so you can really rub it in when B stepping

>>172989992
They're garbage

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>get play 8 games quest 4 days in a row

i dont want to play that many games

>have to click each item from the chest
Can't there be a reveal all button, or even an option to not have to reveal anything?

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>Get the Win 3 games quest.
>Subhuman South Americans start showing up on my team in all my games.

>>172991217
shit like that is why people AbaAFK in bot games
>>172991582
Nah bro that enhances the excitement

>>172991628
>can't stay connected
>can't communicate
>can't even work with their own kind
>blaming each other in mexican
how the fuck do they always manage to party up as 4

>>172989992
the real problem imo is that noone will ever type /taunt during a game and then go through the taunt animation. Even if you remove one of them, the other alone is already a huge disadvantage. If your opponents can see it, they'll kill you; if they can't, it's useless.

Also, the mastery taunts are ugly and offer no customisation options. They aren't even themed after the character that uses them.

Finally, they don't appear during preselection. Old master skins had a real effect during preselection because your team mates were more inclined to trust you and listen to you, seeing that apparently you're confident with this character. Mastery taunts cannot take this role.

>>172991217
That weekly avg gold tho.

>>172992010
>a master of valeera
>or nova
I'd be more uncomfortable with that on my team

>>172991582
Space opens a chest, space opens all 4 items, space accepts your loot

>>172991752
>its a party of 3
>(mexican speech taco burrito queso) ragnaros (your hero) (more shit mexican)
what do they mean by this?

>>172992142
Now think about this:
>a master of Muradin
>or Auriel
wouldn't you be happy here?

>>172992208
they ask you if you would kindly accept to insert your penis in their asshole

>>172992208
idk but in dota they do that thing where they insult you in their tongue
In this game it feels more like they say some asinine holas and then start blaming their fellow creed; typically the assassin is the one being a big meanie
>>172992269
Idk I think Muradin is ok, even if his "w0w bonus health ult" is fucking the lamest shit I've ever seen and I have no idea if auriel is viable because I don't get how to play her

But I know for a fact valeera is 85%-100% catch a sucka/wait for your team to split them up

and nova is just shit

>>172992208
>Ragnaros
>Azralon
>Gallywix

make it stop
there is no escape

>>172991217
Yeah, this is exactly how I got so many games played. Just queue up on Abathur and park your slug arse in a bush near a keep. Not sure if this still works, though.

>>172992405
Do Mexicans even wash their asses? I mean this is /hotsg/, somebody must know. Asking for a friend who might go that the next time it's suggested.
>>172992490
>they understand you perfectly
>still reply in their own bullshit language you can't understand
Integrated google translate when?

>>172992778
Yes, they do wash their asses
With white men semen

>>172992883
Sold. I'll take one queso mexicano, gracias!

>>172992153
Too bad I don't have a chest on ptr to try, hope it's real.

>>172993409
It works but I don't think there's any way to skip animations

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I found out I have $40 blizzard bucks on my battlenet account.
What skins should I spend my blizzbucks on?

>>172994487
Buy the bundle(s).

>>172994487
Spend it on the desert queen zagara skin before that is upgraded to legendary in 2.0, then buy some gems in 2.0 to get featured skins (if they are even selling skins for gems at all, so far on the ptr they are not, not even on the featured tab)

>>172994718
Are the lunar skins going to still available?
Because I've been eyeing lunar Jaina

>>172994886
You can get them from chests and with shards

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>32 minute brawl

Azmodan's ability to just shut down lane pressure is pretty obnoxious.

DEHAKA next sale when?

Nov. 29-Dec. 6, 2016 was the last one

>>172995332

>get 1000 stacks
>tell whole team to use globes on core only
>win 15 mins

wow this game is hard

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>our kharazim bad
>their kharazim good
>our kharazim has 8 deaths dashing into valeera constantly
>toxic shit blames the team constantly
>tells everyone how bad they are
>goes 1v1 100%to100% other kharazim
>enemy kharazim kills him handily not even losing half hp
>leaves the game

laffin @ hjm desu

>>172995417
2 heroes a week
1 new hero every 3 weeks
was 12 weeks ago
there currently are 66 heroes in the game
66/2=33
33-24=9
9/3=3
3/2=1
9+1=10
So in two or three months, probably

This is the worst brawl I've partaken in.

Maybe it doesn't help that I was already fucking sick of Azmodan before this.

>>172995440
>they don't do it
>one has 16 deaths

>>172996041
Probably, cause the general consensus is that it was far better than usual

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>>172965228

>epic chest every 25 levels
>legendary loot filled with garbage non-legendary skins and mounts

I can already see the tears when people notice more heroes and good stuff was a ruse by the snowstorm jew.

>>172996041
It should have zoomed out the camera more to make it a bit more interesting than "someone from the other side of the map lobbed a ball and it clipped you, better luck next time"

>>172996715
>taunts all have the star of david in the middle
They are literally just laughing at the players at this point

>>172992010
you can use a mouse wheel now to do it I think

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>>172997112

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>>172996715

>>172997112
They should add a spray and banner with it too

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>>172997608
It's for real

>>172997950
>actually being this stupid

Fucking remove 4 and 5 stacks from QM already. Where the fuck is the change to that shit in 2.0? Bunch of cosmetic bullshit.

>>172998364
are you, perchance, of jewish ancestry?

>>172998505
No reason to do that.

>>172998620
but he has to play QM anon dont you get it
he also has to complain about QM

some people are just completely hopeless

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>mfw Starcraft 1 music on the Starcraft maps
See this is the sorta fan service you should get from a massive crossover

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>>172997950
>>172997112
Are you being serious? Are you REALLY this stupid?
This is a very common form in gem cuts. It's basic geometry. There's even a cut with this form that's called "american cut".
Educated yourself, being ridiculous on public places will do you no good.

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>>172998537
(you)

>>172998620
>5 stacks get to pick and choose their whole comp
>And play against a team of soloequeues who very obviously couldn't possibly do that
>When Unranked Draft exists
>Very obviously a way to allocate free wins at the expense of others having to go through a shit ass game wherein they have no real chance of winning

Yeah, no reason. Not like it isn't an incredibly flawed rule or anything.

>>172999082
Exactly, no reason.

>replying to obvious blizzdrones

>>172997950

pretty funny that it's on every taunt too

>>172999082
For the 2154504045454th time, Heroes of the Storm is a game designed to be played with 4 friends. If you're playing alone, you don't have any right to complain.

Let me rephrase it again. The heart of the game is playing with 4 friends. If you don't do that, you're not playing the actual game, you're not actually playing Heroes of the Storm.

Soloqueue exists only for lonely people that would like to pretend they're playing this game. It's okay to let them enter, but they have no right to complain.

So is 2.0 going to be the defibrillator this game desperately needs?

>>172999593
In what sense?

Gameplay-wise? Of course not.

Commercially? Probably.

>>172999323

here's your (You)

>>172999593
Well like a lot of cosmetic stuff it's going to be an initial jolt to the game. Keeping people around? Probably not there aren't even any gameplay changes.

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>>172999052
thanks a lot.

im glad at least someone got something out of this exchange. fairwell you jew rat

>>172999735
That's probably why they'll add 3 heroes and a map in a single month, for once

>>172999735

See >>172958342

A lot coming to the game that affects gameplay.

We just don't know about it all yet.

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>you didnt win cheerigan
>blizzard animators got yellow fever

feels bad

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>>172999292
Thisigia, pls

>>172999510
This is the second most retarded statement I've read in /hotsg/. Right after pic related.

>>173000336
Whats the song? My fucking dick.

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Memeslug doesn't care anymore

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>>173000458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7rCyll5AeY

also cant unsee

>>173000551
Gosh, kpop is so shitty when you remove the pictures. On the other hand, remocing the sound makes if great.

>>173000336
It's not even the same move

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>>172998925
>jewelry
>jew

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>>173000698

>>173000728
>jewel comes from French joyau which comes from French joie, meaning joy, which itself comes from Latin jocus of same meaning
>jew comes from latin judaeus which means "from Judah's tribe"
moron

^ look at this idiot

How do I build Tyrande?
I know she's a lackluster healer, should I focus on getting talents that somewhat improve that healing or should I focus on trying to help during combat?

>>173001067
Lmao

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>>173001067

>>173001067
Oi vey! someones a little defensive, aren't they?

>>173001067
Kinda funny to see a jew posting on 4chan.

>>173001384
Depends on if you have an actual healer in the team. You probably want the talent that improves your healing when at high health regardless though

>>173001781
(you)

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>>173001384
Red are my main talent choices

Yellow if it's cursed hallow or something.

>>173001781
Oh fuck, no wonder the jews are all over this thread and Reddit shilling their asses off

Motherfucker, it's real now

>>173003404
>Yellow
Meant blue

>>173003416
>Motherfucker, it's real now
It's real since day one of the 2.0 preview
>DUDE DONT BE ENTITLED LMAO

>>173003519
Yeah, that's what I meant by "now" and it'll probably go on for months from this point until people simply give up and accept it. Thus the jews will have won once again.

>>173003519
>not throwing a bitch fit over a complete non-issue makes you a shill now

This is /v/ levels of retarded.
We now have the ability to get skins that used to be paid only without actually spending money, no amount of bitching or tantrums changes the fact that the new system is a straight up improvement over the old one.

>>173003943
Good goy.

>>173003943
That has nothing to do with what people are having issues with

>>173003943
>Ignoring the problem and mentioning something irrelevant to the problem

This is /v/ levels of retarded.

>>172999593
If we get doomfist before OW, yeah because I guarantee you at least to some degree OW players might come

>>173001384
I consider her a support healer
She doesn't function as a healer, just the middleground when you have TOO much healing
SHe has a damage amp which I think works on bosses? so that's pretty fucking nice to have. She's probably the most prepared for QM because you might get towards needing damage or healing

Her design philosophy is literally that she should feel half-assed and as long as you're okay with that, then you can enjoy Tyrande's purple thighs

>>173004063
>>173004208
How is it not related to the issue?

I quotes a guy who said
">DUDE DONT BE ENTITLED LMAO"
obviously mocking people who are not, in fact, throwing a bitch fit about free shit.

>>173004208
Just basic leftist and jew things to be honest.

>>173005597
this is why people don't take you seriously

>>173005679
This is why people don't take you for a non-jew

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Stop bitching about jews and post your shitty webms

>>173006107
Ah, it's a distraction jew. Your tricks don't work on me, you bastard.

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>>173006107

>>173006107
A dunk from so far down down, they speak another language!

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>>173006107
>the slow mo
>the physics

>>173005502
It's not related because nobody is talking about the system being good or bad

Now if you want to argue the fact that old accounts are getting shafted compared to new accounts, then go ahead if you have something to say

>>173006321
so thats why bronzies always take bronze assault

>>173006535
What slow mo?

>>173006321
The fuck am I witnessing here?