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Anonymuos
2017-04-01 08:36:44
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h3h3 edition
>Workshop Manual
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/
>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/
>Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370
>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
http://pd2weapons.com/
>Breakpoint calculator
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/
>Old Skilltree Guide:
http://i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png
>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
http://i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg
>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
http://i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png
>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
http://pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt
>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
http://pastebin.com/jivyLi3A
>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
// NOTE: Nobody cares what the pressure gauges say if they're using the calculator
http://payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
http://albertkung.com/bigoil/
>PAYDAY Wiki:
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2
>Latest Updates Here:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620
>Steam Group full of shitters:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair
>Mods and Lua:
http://pastebin.com/HR91ZxX2
>Weapon skin previews
http://pd2stash.com/
>Daily dose
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQurVANglNV/?hl=en
desynch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_Vct-FnCjw [Embed]
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First for Bonnie best waifu
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>>172773149
First for Tub and Chuck
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First for an army of saleshitters incoming
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Fourth for people fucking up and doing 2 threads
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Fifth for reposting
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/games/ethan/
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>>172773149
gj retard
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>>172773149
>didn't put the last thread
this retards aren't even tryin
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Ah yes. My favourite waifu. Shrek
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>>172773372
other thread starts with gay scalies
this one starts with beautiful bonnie
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>>172773801
>Not an Ethan appreciation threadBonnie is best female heister, tho
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Someone give me Dragan code I want to make a good melee build
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>>172774556
6IPZL-HJHBL-Y04QD
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Yakuza.
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>>172774738
t-thanks...
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>>172774556
>Good
>Melee build
>>172774738
Ryouna is best Senran
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>>172774738
Moar Senrans plz
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>>172774738
>EGA57-748XB-GB5G3
used
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Where the fuck is Payday 3?
Will they shit it up like they did 2?
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>>172775210
Long time away dude
And probably
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>>172773149
Shoulda been iDubbbz
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>>172774738
Skerfac or Week hist pls
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YOU GOT A FUCKING DEATHFISH?!?!?
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They broke Tony's armor textures somehow this update.
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>>172776032
is it just me or does that actually look better
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>>172776245
If it was all the more tan color that armor usually is it might look neat.
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>>172774619
That's not Dragan because it says I already own it
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>>172776457
personally not a fan of the tan color even if it looks more realistic
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>Throw molotov
>It bounces around and doesn't break until it's shot
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>>172776032
>>172776245
>>172776868
Thought to take a second pic and it actually does look kinda cool with the lightweight vest on him.
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>>172777021
weird, i went to try this but the armor on him its still normal
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Who's
-Most underrated heister
-Most overrated heister
-Overall best heister
-Overall worst heister
>Houston
>Jacket
>Dallas
>Toss up between Bohdi and Rust, leaning on Bohdi
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>>172777153
Weird, I restarted the game after you said that to see if maybe it was just a fucked up load in or something on my end but nope, he's still like that. I tried flipping through everyone else and they're all fine also, it's only him.
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>>172777595
>Jimmy
>JacketThe living advertisement
>Dallas
>Obviously Bodhiand Sydney
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>>172777595
>bonnie
>jacket
>dragan
>houston
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>>172777595
best is my boy jiro
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>>172777595
>wolf
>sydney
>scarface
>bodhi
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>>172777595
Wolf
Wolf
Wolf
Wolf
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>>172777595
>Bonnie
>Sydney
>Tony/Rust
>Jiro
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BBQ
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>>172779010
Do you have any cowboy or jiro?
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>>172777595
>Bonneh
>Jacket/Sydney
>Dallas
>Jacket/Sydney
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>>172779224
I do have some. I just posted Jiro a moment ago but i've got loads of cowboys though.
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>overkill finally added a fucking youtuber as a heister
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>>172779409
Post 'em
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>>172777595Ethanjimmy
Tony
Bodhi
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>>172779010
God bless you
Now all I pray for is the Sokol character pack for that sweet grinder
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>>172777595
>John Wick
>Jacket (Love the games but his gimmick is eh)
>Dragan
>Bodhi
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>>172779526
>John Wick
my fucking nigga
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>>172777595
Just looking at all of these so far, Bodhi truly is the worst right? Plenty of people play them but I really can't figure out why, they're like Jacket if their source material wasn't even good.The actual Point Break was great before anyone tries that, I mean the shitty remake exclusively.
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>>172779462
Enjoy.
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>>172780240
>V23IQ
Thx ash
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>>172780240
>IQI6Z
used
ily
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>>172780240
>XBPIW
thanks
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>>172780240
Your cool.
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>>172780240
>only got one
how many people are on this general fuck.
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>>172780240
Is this notepad++?
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>>172780240
Cute snek!
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anybody up for doing the pain train?
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>>172777595
>My boy Hous
>Shitney
>Dallas
>Shitney
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>>172780991
Did you post sokol because you use grinder?the app not the perk deck
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>>172780991
got any wick heists? :^)
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>>172780991
S-scarface heists?
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pain train coming up, join in the chat.
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>>172781361
Micheal Cera Jacket was best Jacket
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>>172780991
post houston character pack
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>>172780240
Fucking faggots not replying which codes they got. 10 duplicate codes tried and "too many activation attempts".
Fucking reddit faggots ruining this place
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>>172781925
Yeh i would greatly appreciate if you guys post what you use! It helps everyone else out a lot!
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>>172780240
09tzx the butcher claimed
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>>172780210
>I mean the shitty remake exclusively
I don't know how they managed to get that movie so wrong, I mean it was kind of a hard sell in the first place cause no Keanu and obviously no Swayze, but they fucked up everything else about it too.
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>>172783320
>2 keanus in payday
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Jacket Character pack.
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>>172783671
Got first one thanks.
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Hidden stat changes this patch
>Body Expertise was nerfed, AP Sentries have increased damage again
>self.values.weapon.automatic_head_shot_add = {0.2, 0.6}
>SentryGunWeapon._AP_ROUNDS_DAMAGE_MULTIPLIER = 2.5
>"Most of the overkill devs know nothing about H3H3, this joke was pushed by Overkill_Ashley, apparently"
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>>172783671
middle claimed
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>>172783784
Obviously Ashley suggested it, she's the only one that understands US.
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>>172783671
Got the last one, thanks
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>>172783784
Pushed by me? No lol I had nothing to do with it.
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>>172784206
Well i suggested the chub and tuck pager liner. That was it.
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>>172784206
>>172784367
And the lie slowly starts to unravel. How involved are you really?
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>>172783671
Ashley tell me your height and body measurementschest, waist, hipspls
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>>172780991
please more sokol, i need grinder bad and only 4 codes were posted :(
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>>172784449
I really wasn't. The only thing was i suggested the chub and tuck pager line.
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>>172784367
Love you for that, Ash, papa bless
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>>172784579
sent ;)
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>>172784634
That was the only voice line that got me. Classic. Good job Ashley.
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If you need Wind of Change, there's a group going, join the group chat.
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>>172784538
basically the same as Danny Devito
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>>172784646
unsent :(
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>>172784824that just makes me hornier
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>>172784824
>Ashley's a shortstack
Stop, I can't get any harder
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>>172783671
>afk for 5 minutes
>miss codes i've waited for for months
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>>172780240
>>172784367
Another round of these codes pls
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>>172784974
>Not sleeping on your computer for codes
You deserve it
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>>172784974
More jacket.
I'm too nice when drunk :x
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>>172785149
>Sleeping
Step it up, senpai.
>>172785223
Post SF and Wick Heist codes.I've been awake for two whole days for this shit.
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>>172785223
Fucking knew you're drunk again, you always post lewder stuff then
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>>172784974
>not updating the thread every 5 seconds like a sperg
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>>172785223
took EPGVP, thanks!
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>>172785306
me on the top right
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>>172785223
>>172785223
you have no fucking idea how much i love you right now
took first one btw
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>>172785325
Let's hope i don't get banned this time.
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DAMMIT, THE CODES DIDN'T WORK
BAIN??!?!?
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>>172785410
It's 1-3-3-8, got you senpai.
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>>172785410
1 1 3 8
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>>172785398
just post cute instead of lewd, it's better for everyone that way
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>>172785223
>66xd7
Nice, been trying to get a Jacket Pack for forever.
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>>172785534
>implying
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>>172785398
I want to_banAshley in thepdg
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>>172785465
>>172785471
Thanks my friend
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ARRRRRGH I NEED AJohn Wick Hiest code
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>>172785660
I need myJW heist code2
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so is an april fools joke or are they really adding someone else to the heisters?
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My wish list:
Ninja
Alesso
Western
Dragan
Golden Grin
Point Break
Overkill
Scarface heist
Biker heist
Goat sim
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>>172777595
I love jacket!
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>>172785904
>Still posting that shitty artist
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>>172785904
My wish list:For you
to get a job
holy shit
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>>172785861
so is an april fools joke or are you really this retarded?
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>>172786038
do you really have to ask?
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>>172786025
>>172786034
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>>172785861
it's real, i have a code for him if u want?sent :^)
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>>172785904
my wishlist: ashley boipucci dlc
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>>172784974
just buy the game brounless you're some kind of aussie shit
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I want to beg but I also have dignity so I won't, instead I'll ask:
How drunk did you actually get Ashley
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>>172785904
>>172786101
I always appreciate the Sydneys
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>>172786034
>paying money for a dead game
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>>172786221
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>172786138
>mfw nutting into Danny DeVito's boipuss
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>>172786189
Slightly tipsy but only started.
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>>172786302
Don't forget to use yourMAGNUM CONDOM
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>>172786198
Ashley you forgot your trip >_<
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>>172786221
How's that road roller?
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>>172786221
>Implying I pay for these DLC
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>>172786485
stop posting that fucking basketball head
find normal, not vomit-inducing art
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>>172786485
Nah, not them, just someone who loves that hair too much.
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>>172786661
>>172786681
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do you have fucking endless codes or what?
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>>172786736
a little bit better
drop the moe-fang and im good
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>>172786221
Your next line will be "Is that a JoJo reference?"
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED AGage Russian Pack
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>>172786221
Is that a JoJo reference?
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>>172786681
>Shitty bald sanic hair with sideburns
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>>172786951
NANI?!
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hey /pdg/
got an extra butt?
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>>172786946
>He didn't show off his meme skills and get one for free the day it came out
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What would you answer, /pdg/?
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>>172786951
idk you tell me
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>>172786661
>>172786736
What about this?
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>>172786946
all you had to do was to make a shitty vlad edit for one matey
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>>172787113
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>>172787132
Who let you out of the garbage bin?
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>>172787132
No. Yes if she replaced that awful tooth with a normal one. Or if she didn't change anything at all.
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>>172787158
Furries leave please
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>>172787147I am ashamed to have made that image
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>>172787296
ironic to say that when you are posting a shaved hedgehog
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>>172786980
It's true, I love those long hair mohawks and the own their own sideburns. That trashy punk hair does it for me.Every girl I've met with any of that have been freaky as fuck.
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>>172787329
i just edited "like a fucking sputnik" on a screenshot when vlad was drinking vodka on the safehouse
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>>172787158thats the only good sydneypost more
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Ashley I think it's time to post the next batch, it's been almost 30 minutes
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>>172787329
you literally didnt need an idea
just slap a vlad face on to any picture
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>>172787593
>Any version of Sydney
>Good
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>>172787593Would, if I knew who drew this, just found that pic
>>172787669
He probably said that ironically :^)
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>>172787329
Expand dongs are easy to make.
thats how I got my code
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Guys, thedlc codes
Go get it.
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>>172787669
I'm gonna prove you wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA2-p1ttArw
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>>172787775
This one is truly one of the best.
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>>172787158
I would still fuck her
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>>172787775
post memes that got u code
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>>172787329
Anon please, it was easy.
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>>172787523
>>172787661
i know im a cuck
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>>172787949
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>>172787832
>likes and dislikes disabled
really makes u think
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>>172787949
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>>172788043
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>>172788160
LOGAN YOU MOTHERFUCKER
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it not funny and also badly made but got me a code, im sorry
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>>172788252
Why DOES Jones have such low standards?
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>>172788208
HEY LOGAN, YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, AH? YOU COME HERE, TO X-MEN... AND YOU THINK YOU GONNA OWN...? NO, THIS IS DRAGAN'S SHOW! HEY MOTHERFUCKER! LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER NOW, THE X-MEN TEAM! YEAAAH!
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>>172788348
The best part was he said "draw Vlad" but everyone just made shitty edits
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>>172788348
It seemed like they had a bunch, so they didn't wanna make their demands too high I guess.
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>>172787147
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So is Ashley gone or do I stay awake for codes?
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>>172788348
He puts up with me, standards don't get any lower.
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>>172788659
Gone
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What exactly did the Body Expertise nerf do?
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>>172788659
>>172788684
I guess theres your answer
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>>172788684
That furry is your husband? No wonder
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>>172788684
I realy need to sleep, but I want codes
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>>172788795
lol no he is not.
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>>172788848
Looks like you're going straight to the ninth circle of hell
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>>172788946
But you've had sex with him? OwO
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>>172788848
JoJo?
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I feel bad for Nosehole
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>>172789006
hmmm... perhaps
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>>172789006no_
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>>172788798
>That artist is known to trace but still got a job
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>>172789108
what's wrong with tracing
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>>172788985
Do what now
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>>172788985
No lol he has standards.
>>172789054
Harsh
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>>172789462
POST THE CODES ALREADY YOU CUM DUMPSTER
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>>172789462
JW And SF Heists please.
I am so desperate and lack sleep.
I need eternal rest already.
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>>172789307
I'm gonna pretend you didn't ask that
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What the fuck? Is this Ethan character pack actually legit? I quit the game 2 years or so ago but got the news when I opened Steam. Ethan is my favourite youtube personality by fucking far. If this shit is true, I'm coming back to the game this fucking instant.
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>>172789462
have you been drinking again?
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>>172789762
>t. OVERKILL_Almir
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>>172789762
Go for it, man, check overkill's page, they even got him to do some voice acting
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>>172789762
I feel like they might have him end up voicing a character, as they already have some voice lines from him recorded, but I don't think it will end up being himself. For now, it's an April fools joke.
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>>172789762
>>172790037
The goofy ass beanies are very real though and are staying even after the joke too.
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Im going to sleep, dont post anymore codes
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It's 2:50
Are you posting codes soon?
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>tfw need no codes and only want ashley to post__butt__
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Ashley, post your butt but without trip so you don't get in trouble with Almir
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Ah, fuck this. Just post JW and Scarface heist codes as the first codes you post next time you're up. Two days without sleep is killing me.
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>>172790308
>>172790424
>>172790764
>>172791073
Jesus, calm your tits.
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>>172791073
>>172790424
People like you are the reason Ashley stops posting codes.
The ones who hang around for dear life because they think it's inevitable she'll give you one.
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>>172790882
Since you were so kind...
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Guys what are the most fun perkdecks to use? Ive been playing with muscle/anarchist/rouge my whole heisting career and want some change
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>>172791513
Reported to Almir ;)
>implying
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>>172791513
I want to believe
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>>172791513
I wish :(
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>>172791513
Is that a somecute boy ass?
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>>172791856
You post this image, are you implying that you're a dude and your husband is therefore gay?
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>debatable Ashley's ass instead of DLC codes
Frankly I think I prefer thisAshley is CUTE!
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>>172791856
Good save Ashley, now Almir won't get suspicious
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sorry for rruining the thread with drunk code sharing >.>
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>>172791513
>Reverse image search: 0 results
>April 1st
Should I believe this or not?
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>>172793348
We love you when you drunkenly post codes
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>>172793348
Holy fuck dude is your self-esteem this low or do you just want attention?You didn't ruin anything
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>>172793348
The only reason the thread is even as active as it is is because you're here, posting, and sharing codes. By all means please continue.
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>>172793597
>>172793558
>>172793540
fuck off newfags this is how you scare people off
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>>172793664
edgy
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DLC Unlocker guide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI2TfujStn0
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>>172793664
kek
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>Drunk Ashley is cute
but
>codes bring reddit here
wat do
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>>172793930
THAT VOICE
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>>172794082
add her on steam
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>>172793930
who the fuck needs a guide to install that shit
jesus christ
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>>172794295
there were like 3 people asking yesterday lmao I'm just as pissed as you
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>>172793930
>needing a guide to drag and drop a folder
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>>172794354
literally the most simple thing you can do
how can people not manage that
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>>172794473
if they cant get job to buy the dlc's what makes you think they'll know how to drag and drop folders
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The sales in like 2 days, get a fucking job you dead beats.
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>>172793664
Slit your wrists
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>>172794967
Or I can get all the dlc for free and still host my own games while being able to unlock achievements and not get VAC banned
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>>172795161
>not even trying to get a single code from trash
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>>172795161
>host my own games
>Unironically falling for the NGBTO/Pocohud/Betterbots/Hoxhud meme
>Getting kicked from your friends pubs
>inb4 private profile
Dream more faggot
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codes
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>>172795161
>payday 2
>vac ban
what did he meme by this?
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anarchist or muscle for ICTV builds?
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>>172795547
fuck off degenerate stop posting porn
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>>172795808
kingpin
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>>172791513
Your ass is great, Ash
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>>172795547
You always wait until the minute I stop paying attention, you tease.
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>>172795547
>C2NFC
used
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>>172795547
Unrelated, butwhich Senran Kagura games would you recommend
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>>172795547
Hey Ashley in case you missed this :) >>172785904
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give us codes we want like more sokol
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IGNORE THESE FAGS
GIVE US MORE PARTY HATS
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Give russian pack you fucking piece of shit or fuck off
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>>172796548
All you had to do is make a Vlad edit, faggot.It's a shame I didn't find out about that until the day later.
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>>172796548
>he's cheap
Stupid fucking goy, just buy it
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>>172796664
sorry I was busy during his 24 hour (2 hour) contest
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>>172796546
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : XTHVN-2FBLT-F552Y
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : JH3H7-H7LQI-RW0C3
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : KPR4L-AEFC3-V9W6D
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : XAD05-Q2Y6N-5EDMA
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : J5RLC-CQ0RR-A6R8Q
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : 9TR5C-G65GV-GR0T8
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : CNBYI-9WYZI-5RZIA
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : GGKNF-34GTB-EGZ8C
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : GCKRJ-XXJMA-Z845H
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : M6A74-5D5PH-QB28C
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : 0IPGX-JAYR0-VJ6TD
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : WYX4M-MBZP0-6Y2TQ
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : 2G3I2-2VW5D-F6QQT
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : E5G7X-08IP8-34JBF
PAYDAY 2: Housewarming Party : 3JEM7-JM92G-LRWFP
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Post useful codes you trash cunt piece of shit whore cumrag slut tramp sexually undecided human
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>>172796828
>People still don't have party hats
T-thanks
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>>172796828
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>>172796828
post specops
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>>172796868
>trash cunt piece of shit whore cumrag slut tramp sexually undecided humanThis gave me a boner
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>>172796828
>2G3I2-2VW5D-F6QQT
Thanks!
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transley btfo! how will he ever recover. LMAOing at your life. not an april fool's joke
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no more codes sorrry too much begging now.
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>>172796828
DON'T ACT DUMB
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>>172797638
>>172797654
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>>172797638
>Unironically posting your own chat
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>>172797654
Good
Poorfags should buy their own shit
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>>172797858
you seem upset
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>>172795297
Not even them but what, how does saying "I'll host my own games" somehow imply a bunch of HUD shit.
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>>172797654
Thanks for everything tonight, it's cool that we get people who are actually somewhat involved with the game to come down to this little shit hole.
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>>172796828
Got GCKRJ-XXJMA-Z845H thanks, also every one below that one is gone.
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>>172797654
Thanks for posting them. I finally got a Jacket Pack!
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>>172797638
Literally who cares about family if they're gonna be shit to you about something that only pertains to you, "m-muh blood tho". Living to satisfy someone else is incredibly pathetic.
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>>172798002
Most people that go with "le dlc unlocker lul fuck ovk b-but muh investment" always go full degenerate with the mods
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>>172797858
but im a good goy i buyed all dlc , im just here for the mask codes
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>>172798645
What mods aren't ""degenerate"" and actually worth using
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>>172797638
>She posts codes
>You guys pull this shit
Why do you people hate everything
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>>172798767
hoxhud
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>>172798767
https://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=18989
enjoy
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>>172798767
Goonhud still works if you force it and has some good shit in it.
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>>172797638
And here I thought Ashley was just a fat girl and obesity made her voice weird, and her being trans was just a meme.
Memes turned out to be reality
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>>172798706
This. I'm perfectly fine with buying the DLC like a good goy, but literally every time I've taken a break from the game and ignore news about it I miss some limited edition mask shit.
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>>172799080
I know this feel all too well.
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PAYDAY 2: The King Mask Pack: NQ8JC-FWWR6-92T9H
PAYDAY 2: The King Mask Pack: FR7QQ-8BP4J-LAH87
PAYDAY 2: The King Mask Pack: DI7HE-AVLEE-C47P4
PAYDAY 2: The King Mask Pack: CBDF6-PHHC9-Y2PE3
PAYDAY 2: The Queen Mask Pack: 2IAHM-8TDWV-DYPN9
PAYDAY 2: The Queen Mask Pack: KAK8N-8M94F-ZYL6R
PAYDAY 2: The Queen Mask Pack: 8MVQB-6Y65R-EWAKA
PAYDAY 2: The Queen Mask Pack: 48J7E-Z6DXZ-7RA4R
PAYDAY 2: The Jack Mask Pack: AZGL5-CVHI8-73P2F
PAYDAY 2: The Jack Mask Pack: TNYJ4-Z7K70-7FJQT
PAYDAY 2: The Jack Mask Pack: 9G0AJ-923G8-N94XR
PAYDAY 2: The Jack Mask Pack: XEMMM-NL94L-KCQK5
PAYDAY 2: The Joker Mask Pack: 62Z9E-B4G74-5YDP7
PAYDAY 2: The Joker Mask Pack: IEATT-Q8J3C-WGJT5
PAYDAY 2: The Joker Mask Pack: FVRBG-9LHJT-42IZ4
PAYDAY 2: The Joker Mask Pack: 2NHKB-3FQN7-JAQYZ
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>>172799971
got FVRBG-9LHJT-42IZ4
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>>172799971
Took XEMMM thanks trap
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>>172799971
CBDF6-PHHC9-Y2PE3 gone
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i want to fuck a cute trap!!
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>>172799971
Oh shit, I got one of each. Thanks Ash, you're the best.
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What's your favorite mask /pdg/? I'm a big fan of my customized "The Tids"
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>>172801072
>futaba
>best_girl.png
fuck off, makoto best girl
futaba a shit
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>>172801072
war balaclava
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>>172801664
This was the file name that the photo original had, I agree with you completely. No one wants smelly NEET pussy.
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>>172801664
fuck off retard
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>>172801072
Mr smooth
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>>172801072
Kawaii. I have whole page
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>>172801072
Black balaclava.
I call it the Original Night Stalker
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>>172802020
>Dallas isn't Jerry
I know I'm nitpicking and you probably didn't make that, but come on
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>>172799971
where are my three scarface codes
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>>172802848
Hail, pls
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>meltdown
>warheads heat container to high temp
>heisters handle them with only latex gloves on
>bags dont burst into flames
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>>172801072
Jake
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>>172803191
The container not the nukes you wanker
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>>172801072
The flames apply real good on it in the first place, then the colors also work well on that black for me.
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>>172800305
Do japs unironically wank to this garbage
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>>172803595
What's that base color?
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>>172803797
no, only ironically
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>>172802112
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>>172803797
Is that a Jojo reference?
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>>172801072
Im not an edgelord, mom. I just love skeletons
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>>172803807
You mean like the material? Piano black, that nice and glossy one.
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>tfw matte black looks grey
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>>172799971
>Missed the queen mask again
i have been trying for a month ! reeeeeeee ! i miss it every fucking time !
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I'm gonna be pissed if they remove the beanies after April Fools.
Green Beanie is GOAT tier.
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>>172801072
One of these two
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hourly Green Bridge reminder
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>Customizing masks
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>>172805240
>wearing masks
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>>172805026
Hello there friend
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KONO SYDNEY DA
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>>172806009
Is that a Payday 2 reference?
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>>172806009
combining garbage does not make gold
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>>172806418
Get off the internet Jotaro
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Jesus, rocket launchers and shit are unusable right now with the ricochet stuff, it's hilarious sometimes because of it but man when I fire 4 back to back and they all bank off some guy's visor right up into the sky, I get more than a little frustrated.
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>>172806048
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>>172808091
Payday?
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>>172808091
Nice
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DON ACDED
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Why update 300mb requires 30gb space? It destroys SSD very quickly.
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DALLAS IS DOWN
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>>172812678
are you new?
the whole game has to be unzipped
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>>172813380
AAGH
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>>172813924
>>172813380
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fbMWTHM2qG
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>>172813380
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>>172813380
HAHA!!! LE FUNNY MEME XD!!!! POST MORE!!!!!!!!!!!
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i havent played payday in a few months
tony montana and the front desk guy from john wick are playable now?
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>>172815130
>front desk guy
what
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>>172815350
charon, i forgot his name. he was at the desk when john first goes back to the continental
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>>172815437
>memes
he's not playable. he's an npc ally on the Brooklyn 10-10 heist and basically the contractor for The Yacht Heist
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>>172815437
no, he's a character in a new heist
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>>172815616
>>172815596
oh ok
thats cool still, i should play
hows the weapon balance? last i played everything was fucked up
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>>172815704
Shitters crying about the new stuff
Everything is fine
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>>172815704
any weapon is fine with a good build unless you play on one down
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>>172815874
>>172815741
cool thanks anons
as soon as i get my new modem in im playing this.
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>>172815704
Awful
>>172815741
No, the weapon balance is some of the worst in a video game. 10% of weapons are ludicrously overpowered (against lazily buffed enemies with like 2k hp), and the other 90% are worthless.
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Will I be able to get the beanies after April 1st?
I need to update the game, but I won't be able to do it for a few days since I gotta free up some hard drive space.
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>>172818285
Yes
>>
>>
how much do you want to bet jiro bed a wyte girl and his son is keanu reevesthis is when keanu voices john wick during spring break
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what dlc would you buy?
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>>172820862
Ethan character pack if it was real.
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Oh shit even the flamethrower's ''bullets'' ricochet off of surfaces.
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>>172817181
If you're playing on OD or DW yeah, that's why you play those, get your cheebos and masks and whatever, then never touch them again and use OVK and MH for fun.
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Why are the Wick safe skins so fuckingtasteful?
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>>172824389
You're a shitter, Mayhem and ESPECIALLY Overkill are literally snoozefests. DW isn't that challenging but some effort is actually required, and One Down is just a cheesefest. Mayhem and Overkill are not sustainable because they are too easy, and almost all weapons are worthless on DW/OD. Not fun.
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>>172824798
Faggot, I've got the ugly ass OD mask and cheevo, the reason I said go to like Mayhem for fun is exactly because you can still just fuck around with whatever there and not get mowed down in a second by ZEAL teams, but it's not complete auto-pilot just yet like OVK.
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>>172824642
because john wick as a character istasteful
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give codes
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>>172825393
It is like auto-pilot though, if you think otherwise you're bad and probably have less than 1k hours
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>>172826592
try like 10-13 hours from now, thats when they are posted
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>>172826615
1.2k plus change, mayhem's an alright middleground between "Stand in the open and shoot" OVK and "Time to bring out the meme builds" DW, OD barely bothers mentioning because the whole thing is a joke.
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>>172818748if you switch masks, would you die?
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>>172801072
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tfw no qt catboy heister
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>>172815101
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
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How's my taste
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>>172832994
swap the fat fuck with dallas and you are good
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>>172833097
That's my affirmative action slot, I just bounce between Bonnie - Clover - Sydney there.
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>>172833265
>Syndey
Taste immediately classified as trash
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>>172832994
Pretty good.
t. Jiro - Chains - Bonnie - Houston
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If you play anything but Jacket - Sokol - Dallas - Chains/Wolf, you are doing it wrong
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>>172833515
Ya gotta shit it up every once in a while for laughs.But I'll never go so low as to play Bodhi at least.
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>>172833946
>No Hoxton
>No Dragan
>No Clover
No sale.
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They call me the croatian Rocky.
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Más rápido, imbécil
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Crickey, Get the fuck up!
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I went on a stalking spree of steam profiles in the steam group and stumbled across several people who said they roleplay.
What is this roleplay degeneracy? Is it like phone sex from the old days? Why do people use a digital distribution platform for this shit and not sex chats or whatever? Why does every roleplayer have anime or furry profile?
What a fucking time to be alive
>>
Daily reminder to prepare your toaster for this incoming update trauma that will be the spring break event.
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>>172837171
There's loads on steam everywhere. Not just PD2. As for why its always anime or furry, idk i guess it attracts those kind of people.
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>>172837350
For whatever reason everything runs like 100+ FPS completely fine for me, except for Tony's house, which will just fucking tank randomly, especially if I go into any of the more intense scopes for some reason.
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>>172837627
Furries and weebs are on the bottom of food chain in the real life. Online they can be whatever they want to be
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>>172837350
so last time we had a spring break event we got : a character , the side jobs , a heist and the turret van ennemy
i guess we will get something similar
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>>172838750
So, a Character, more sidejobs, Green Bridge, and a Cloaker boss?
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>>172838585
Whatever makes them happy i suppose.
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>>172838585
Furfags get high end jobs so they can spend money on commissions and dragon dildos.
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>>172839690
Works for Jones.
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>>172834339
>Hoxton
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>>172840578
>and
>and
>and
Poor writing.
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ded
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>>172843865
GET THE FUCK UP
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Which heister is the worst?
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>>172848031
Jacket. Not enough lines.
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not gonna say it again
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I'm addicted to Grinder + Body expertise
How do I find fun in other builds?
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Jacket voiced by Donna Burke when
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ACCELERATE YOU WANKER
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Make that ass move very fast.
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>>172850659
Are you me? This is basically what gets me through OD
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Chains, I don't think that's supposed to go there
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>>172850737
>Donna Burke.
>As Jacket.
I am intrigued.
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left 4 dead 2 pd2 medicbag mod
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>>172855824
Nice meme
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>>172856226
Awwh, thanks, my friend.
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How can i make the red beaner mask good ?
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>>172859309
its already perfect
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Me overdosing on medic bags
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>>172860591
are you me
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>>172860591
who is this medic bag slag?
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>>172851034
>Grinder on OD
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>>172861592
>there are plebs in this very thread who thinks grinder is relevant when anarchist exist
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>>172859309
add the cash material
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>>172861698
>there are plebs in this very thread who thinks anarchist is relevant when rogue exists
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Are there any ARs besides CAR-4 and AK that can reach 25 concealment with speed pull mag? I want to use Judge HE as secondary
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Did they ever add mic support to PS4?
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>>172861592Auto DMR = Grinder OD viable
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>>172864312
I would probably use a poison bow, shurikens and kunai
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>>172864779
i tried bows on od and they felt awful to use. will try crossbows later. auto dmr works for me even if ammo is low
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>>172864779
which bow?
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>>172864990
>>172864890
Light crossbow. I don't like bows either because they only have one shot so if you miss whoever is shooting you then you are screwed. I like how they require no skills to be OD viable but I just can't deal with the single shot then reload
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>>172865252
speaking of no skills, i catch myself having no idea what to do with all 120 points using bows. I mean acquire inspire aced... then what?
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>>172864890
Use Cavity 9mm/China Puff
Trust me, it's amazing.
Otherwise, I use SVD/UMP
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>>172865626
sneaky bastard, messiah
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>>172865749
fully modded krinkov outmatches fully modded jackal
i use the china puff and i agree, it is a weapon given by God Himself
From what I remember, the cavity 9mm has even less ammo and damage than muh auto dmrs but ill give it another look
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>Spring Break tomorrow
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>>172865626
inspire, stockholm aced, nine lives aced, swan song aced
OD is now EZ
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>>172866168
krinkov has shit concealment and cant be used in concealment builds with good stats, ump can
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Just finished Hox Breakout on OD with an lmg guy, a tactical vest (not improved / no dodge) guy and one competent person. Finished after endless hostage tradings for the other two guys who were in custody all the time. The carry guy got kicked at the end because the host couldn't admit he's bad.
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>>172869842
day one is hard. 2 is easy
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>>172869931
Funny thing is that on day 1 those two guys didn't even have nine lives or inspire and got into custody on the first crossroad, literally duo'd the day with that other guy. Why these people join and host one down lobbies is beyond me.
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>>172866168
>he doesn't use SK/LB dodge
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>Transport: Park OD
>Everyone's running to the van
>2 guys downed in the van, the other in swan song
>one guy drags his feet dies a few steps from the van
>kick him and finish the heist before we all go down
I felt terrible, but it had to be done
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>>172872627
>OD transports
>hard
dude every single one is like 1 long if you have the right crew and setup, you can get away before a single cop arrives
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>>172872847
The escape van doesn't show up that quickly
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Red pill me on the medic bag situation
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>>172874150
it restores your health, my dude
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>>172867208
>concealment builds
hate this meme
stop relying on literal rng to get kills
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>>172874391
30% base crit chance + 35% more if you camp for 4 seconds
65% is a pretty good chance.
More than every other shot deals double damage
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Any anon wanna help a ps4fag run through NG+
Starting at Aldritch and running through Dlc
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>>172874391
Upsides of crits
>higher overall dps which leads to better ammo efficiency and potentially much less damage taken since cops die faster
Downsides of crits
>harder to dominate Bronco cops since they die to a melee crit
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>>172874847
Downsides of crits
>Uses up points better used elsewhere
>Limits your weapon and armor options
>Damage is inconsistent
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>>172875568
You're implying you rely on crits if you say the damage is inconsistent, which makes you B A D
:)
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>>172875867
I never spent points on that trash in the first place.
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>>172876006
atleast try it out before you dismiss it so easily.
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requesting non shitters for one down
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198108898265/
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>>172876006
>never tried something
>"it's shit"
Hey there generic contrarian #4754294
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>>172877340
That's my profile
If anyone wants to play the game as opposed to shitposting, though, we need two for OD
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>>172875568
>crits use up your points
>takes 6 points to get low blow
?
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>>172878664
What is the question?
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>>172877665
Holy shit you're terrible
I just finished all OD achievements with 500 hours played and have 450 achievements without even farming them
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>>172879051
>he didn't have at least 1k hours after the release of OD
git gud newfag
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>>172879051
>achievements are a measure of skill
you're a new measure of retarded bud
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>>172879051
are you baiting or are you actually retarded?
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Need feedback for my OD viable flamer build please http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mfIKl:eFgIJLnR:tnpr:gjKlNpr:ffHLMOPr:ibcdea::w77-2:s9-18-3-1:a3
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>>172879903
>>172879948
>damage control
In a PvE game the only thing to measure your skill are achievements. You cannot compare KD or rankings
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That feeling when you're backYEAH
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>>172880179
please stop
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>>172878841
your statement is technically correct, much like claiming that acing a deployable uses up your points.
Your points are there to be used up.
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>>172880738
>I don't have a counterargument
>oh wait
>"shut up"
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>>172880614
i like this edit but he could do with more messy hair like in the movie or even game
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>>172880968
>stating your opinion is now an argument
>>>/c/nn
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>>172881138
i went with the messier movie version on my last edit, so this time i went with the more slicked back look from the gamealso, the messy drawing looked like shit, the slicked back a lot easier to draw
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>>172879051
what if we had more than 500 hours before OD came out buckeroo
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i've stared into death's eyes and came back alive
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>>172883473
Looks like an owl
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dont look at the silver lights
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>>172879982
It's not bad, might wanna change the throwable to something explosive or molotov if things get bad. or play with teammates with explosives.
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SAVE MY FUCKING WORDS /PDG/:
>DRAGAN IS THE FUCKING TRAITOR
>THE SON OF JIRO IS THE NEW HEISTER
>A HEISTER (MOST LIKELY WOLF) IS GOING TO LEAVE FOR "X" REASONS AND EVENTUALLY JOIN IN PAYDAY 3
>THE NEW WEAPONS ARE GOING TO BE TO MEH TO SHIT
>NEW MASK
>NEW WEAPONS MODS
>THE ""NEW HEISTS"" ARE GOING TO BE CLASSIC ONES
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>>172892279
The traitor was alreadybain__you dumb fag
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>>172892279
>>THE ""NEW HEISTS"" ARE GOING TO BE CLASSIC ONES
duh
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>>172892279
saved
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>>172892279
Having a heister become a traitor would have to be some final heist finale shit. There's no way they'd pull that until support ends.
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>>172893406
if not, what the hell has Dragan been doing
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>>172893834
I've been out of the loop for a while, has there been any """"lore"""" shit recently involving him?
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>>172894007
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQSVmGjkMwc
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU0av_mptkc
and this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUM69-dCff4
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>>172892279
I hope not, it'd be so blatant and everyone can/is already expecting it if just for face value, I want it to be like he obviously looks suspicious but is the guy actually putting in work to root the motherfucker out finally, he'd have the right character and background for it too.
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>>172894143
Ah, thanks. I haven't seen any of this.
>>172894357
If not Dragan then who would it be?
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>>172894357
>>172894441
maybe it's Wick
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>>172894357
>>172894441
>>172894539
Where the fuck are you retards seeing ANYTHING regarding a traitor? Are you mentally okay?
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>>172894757
It was just posted bro
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>>172894757
Almir told me
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>>172894929
I see no evidence regarding anything about a traitor
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>>172894143
de peydey geng
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What do you guys think day 1 of spring break is gonna be?
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>TNT has a sparkler effect
neat.
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>>172896196
crime spree or new infamy maybr
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>>172896817
Both fucking useless
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>>172892279
>DRAGAN IS THE FUCKING TRAITOR
Dragan is going to be the hero.
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HAH
FOOLED YOU GUYS
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>>172898868
HEY, YOU
GET ON YOUR
YEAH
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>>172894539
Wick is a good boi he can't be the traitor
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traitor's hector my dudes :^)
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the real traitor ismedicbag
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>>172901452
>Spoilers
Reported
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The traitor is____ YOU _____
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>>172906631
is there a dlc I can buy to fix this
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>>172907485
all of them
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>>172897573
I really hope so, he's been my guy pretty much ever since he came in.
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>>172914047
>>
>>172901620
>dragan
>isn't a dragon
wtf
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what heists require stealth?
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>2000 hours
>public profile
>auto kicked from overkill lobbies twice in one day
what filter are you fucks even using
i'm not mad at all i just don't get what's going on in these overkill lobbies. i just wanted to play comfy silent shitter body expertise overkill heists
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>>172919026
Yacht heist, shadow raid, murky station
>>172919051
Probably for perk decks, or deployables.
Are you telling me you'd rather play on OVK instead of taking a nap? A nap is good for you.
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>>172919026
Shadow Raid
Murky Station
Yacht HeistCar Shop
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>>172919286
I had just woken up from a nice nap and had nothing better to do.
I guess I have too much faith in public lobby hosts. Kind of like alcohol, someone's gotta fuck it up for everyone every now and then.
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>>172919542Host yourself retard.
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how long ago did they add this buggy throw loot at your ai teammates to make them carry it feature
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>>172777595
>Bonnie
>Sydney
>Chains
>Bodhi
Props to Jimmy and Jacket too
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I was going through user reports. Someone found and reported this. I don't even...
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>>172925049
DE
LETE
THIS
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>>172925049
Is there a cow level?
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>>172925049
What the fuck?
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>>172914047
>>172914176
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>>172919051
God knows, 9/10 NGBTO users by this point come off like cancerous fucks that just want carries.
>>
Why the fuck is Goat Sim 50% off while everything else is normal price?
>>172926918
>t. shitter
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>>172925049
think u can send me the rule 34 cow pd2 porn stash u got slut?
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>>172926958
Yeah nah, I can run OD all day because all it takes is the hot meme loadout of the day, the largest part of the time if I join a DW or OD lobby and it starts getting obvious the host is auto-denying people, way, way more often than not they're garbage and the first to get shot full of holes. Being able to play "Muh gatekeeper" is almost always a magnet for shitters who wanna pretend they're not shit.
>>
Spring Break event is apparently scheduled to begin at 11 AM EST.
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>>172919973
i do 95% of the time
the other 5% i join other lobbies so i can feel comfortable just shooting cops instead of feeling obligated to be the single guy working on the objective
>>172926918
>>172927649
the deal is, you don't know that most people are using the mod since they aren't retarded and don't broadcast the info.
the minority that broadcast the mod are almost all stupid fucks, though.
NGBTO makes higher difficulties in public lobbies bearable, god bless it. 40 hour limit, anti-cheat, and pub OD isn't a complete shitfest
gotta keep in mind that a lot of auto-kicks in OD are anti-cheat. there are plenty of retards who set 500+ hour limits though, but even with my setup, i'm kicking way more cheaters than people with under 40 hours
>>172927831
neat, do we know if a heist or infinite infamy is coming day one? cause i might have to set an alarm for this if so
>>
is anyone else crashing at the end of swan song lately?
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>>172928068
no, because i don't use shitty HUD mods
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>>172928045
>implying there's anything wrong with 500+ hour limits
Anything less than 1k hours is unacceptable.
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>>172925049
They're cash cows.
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Heist coming soon
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>>172932102
yum yum
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>>172932102
john wick big dick
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>>172796828
XAD05-Q2Y6N-5EDMA
Claimed.
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Why don't we have this mask?
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i want trashley tosit on my face and tell me she loves me
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>>172925430
there is no cow level ;)
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>>172934915
I want a qt lizardman bf to sit on my face
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i want trashley to_____________________die___________________________
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event in a few hours
>ded thread
>>
You know what happens when those eggs break
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>>172943093
>>
>>172943226
We get filthy. Is there more to know?
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>>172943093
YOU GOTTA MAKE AN OMLET
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>>172943093
to make an egg you gotta make an egg
>>
FOOLED YA GUYS
>>
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RALPH, YOU GET A FREE CHOPPER RIDE
>>
what if the wick vs dragan thing turns out to be like the tf2 war update and the outcome will decide what dlc we will get
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>>172943835
That makes sense in tf2 cause each class in different play styles.
There's no difference between heisters in this game besides voices, suits and sometimes you're a girl.
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>>172934915
I love you Anon.
>>172938116
I don't blame you desu.
Spec ops codes.
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>>172946257
Got first one, sankyu.
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>>172946257
>gglaz
thanks Ashley!
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>>172946257
Fuck off retard
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>>172946257
wick heists pls ;_;
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>>172946257
got the 2nd one, thanks lewdmodscarface character pls, here's a lewd
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>>172946257
Nice, got one, thanks.
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>>172946696
Good to type which one you took.
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>>172946405
Aniki Character Pack when?
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>>172946257
All taken now, it seems.
>>
>>172946257
SF And Wick Packs Please?
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>>172946257
I need Ninja pls
And Western
And if you can also all the DLC heists
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I need the DLC unlocker code, Ashley please.
>>
>>
>>172934671
Fuck outta here Chris
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>Spring Break today
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>>172947325
https://mega.nz/#F!EdpnlSxA!4ogcWGwEavdtDJ0miCPL-Q
Always happy to share nigga
>>
>>172949380
It should have started an hour ago, almost.
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>>172949470
It's starting in six minutes.
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>china puff not exploding on impact
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>>172949541
If you say so. The announcement translated in to almost an hour ago. Any guess as to release now is arbitrary.
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>>172949785
I think it's all grenade launchers and it's driving me insane, can't wait for that to end.
>>
>>172949919
>>172949785
Direct hits on all explosives are still functional.Git gud
I think they'll stop it as soon as Spring Break starts, though.
>>
SPEED
IS
THE
ESSENCE
OF
WAR
what did they meant by this ?
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>>172950447
probably another shitty vehicle-based heist
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>>172950447
Sun Tzu character pack incoming
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>>172950447
Heat street
>>
When is 17:00 CEST?
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>>172951347
1 hour and 18 minutes ago lol
source: I live in that timezone
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>>172951347
40 minutes
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>>172951347
central europe ? that was an hour ago
>live in central europe timezone
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>>172951347
an hour and nineteen minutes ago
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>>172951347
23 minutes ago
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Soon!
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>>172951696
define soon
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>>172951696
post thicc
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>>172951696
CODES !!!!!!!!!!!
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>>172951696
Less codes more thiccs!
>>
I want to suck Ashley's dick while fondling her smooth vasectomied testicles in my palm.
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>>172952061
no homo
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw-fwPhvq00
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>>172929486
i have ten achievements left sans today's update and have a 40 hour limit, anti-cheat measures, and no hidden profiles
i've done all OD so far in public lobbies, just have biker, forest, meltdown, undercover, panic room, and prison nightmare left
i never implied there's anything wrong with it; you are the host, everyone plays by your rules, and that's how it fucking should be.
regardless, you're stillbad
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnujJuMxfYA&t=0s
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>>172953636
yaaay
>>
NO FUCKING WAY
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>>172879051
i reached infamy V august 2014 and have not stopped playing regularly since, and there's nothing you can do about it
>>172946257
still shitting these threads up i see
thankfully a quick scroll through the thread indicates that this isn't as frequent anymore
>>
IS HE ACTUALLY FINDING HIS SON!?
http://steamcommunity.com/games/218620/announcements/detail/525074292224784172
>>
WE GOT PAPER CUTOUTS NIGGA
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>>172953636
Naruto go!
>>
>5 days about paper craft
What
>>
>papercraft
I. I guess?
>>
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/games/kento/
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/games/kento/
GREEN BRIDGE
>>
>>172953636
post benis
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>Half of the days are just papercraft
really makes you think
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>>172954214
hahhahah
>>
Wait you're shitting me, cutouts?
>>
Instead of 1 update every day. We are doing 1 BIG update every 2 days. It means less installing updates and gives more time to fix any issues as well. It seemed a better way to do it for everyone.
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>>172953636
well about DAMN time.
>>
>>172954285
Now, post codes to celebrate.
>>
>Nerfed Body Expertise to 20% and Ace 60%
welp
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>>172954285
how big is your feminine benis
>>
>repurpose green bridge for kento
good, you fucks deserve nothing more for pressuring them into continuing a minor plot only written to introduce a new heister
this papercraft bullshit is next level fucking retarded though. i can not believe i actually let myself believe that overkill wouldn't do something completely fucking stupid, though at least there's no microtransactions a ha ha?
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>>172954285
queen mask code to celebrate ! , its the only one i miss out of the two big rare posted one that are the bubblehead and the alienwares
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>Nerfed Body Expertise to 20% and Ace 60%
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>>172953570
dozer will be cute
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>>172954285
This is a Sharia law controlled zone, I would have to ask you to leave
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>>172954398
Guess this is their response to the 'one shot dozer' build
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>>172954285
you had sex with Dallas actor?
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>>172954593
Does Dallas look gay to you?
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>Create a heister contest
Kawaii/pdgtan heister WHEN
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>>172954593
none of us are good enough for him, least of all trashley
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>>172954398
>gee crossbows and DMR ARs are pretty strong
>how do we nerf them
>well lets start with killing off SMGs from being close to viable
Classic overkill
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http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/8/135513421439257885/
>Last heister will be some rnaomd OG donut steel
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>>172954908
So many games take this approach to balancing things that I have to wonder if being retarded is a requirement for game development.
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>>172954445
Dozer is already cute
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>>172954949
THIS IS OUR CHANCE
WE CAN MAKE ALL THAT FANART OF A KAWAII MASK HEISTER A REALITY
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>>172955270
There's still salvation for a kawaii heister
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>>172955270
Fuck off and die
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>>172955270
C-can we also get an actual Japanese VA for her too?
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QUICK
EVERYONE DRAW PDGTAN RIGHT THE FUCK NOW AND POST IT AS #MYHEISTER ON TWITTER
LET'S DO IT
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>>172955397
it is truly a shame that i can't draw for shit.
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>10 day event
>5 days with literal fucking anything
>OC heister confirmed
>unironically continuing Jiro's introduction plot
Good job, now we just need some new mechanic involving giving Overkill more money and some terrible game balance adjustments, and this will be by far the worst event, if it isn't already.
This is like a DLC reveal site except it's going to take ten fucking days instead of two or three.
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>>172955397
I unironically want to do this, but we'd probably have to try to utilize some of the payday 2 reddit's autism in order for this idea to gain any traction.
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>>172955791
arent /pdg/ and r/paydaytheheist equally dead
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>>172955791
no problem with that
it's for a greater good
let's make pdgtan real
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>>172955791
As if Reddit would want anime grill lookalike over whatever memester they'd come up with.
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>>172955868
i'm 100% sure that reddit is always bigger.
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>>172955868
The Reddit at least gets active during community events.
Post a reference image of pdgtan and I'd draw her. We'd probably need to come up with an actual name for her though
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>>172955791
they're going to try to get ethan in insteadeither will be much better than some fuck on twitter putting himself in the game
>>172955868
kind of. post quality went to shit in both places, and there's only really anything worth checking out during major updates. we have ashley shitting the place up with codes, they have random people shitting the place up with codes in pictures, so now both places have a code begging problemthough the sub recently got new moderators and they're at least taking care of half of that problem
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>>172956007
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>>172956154
honestly we'd probably have to age her up a bit if we wanted her as an idea to even be partially concidered.
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>>172956007
>We'd probably need to come up with an actual name for her though
Just name her something retarded like robber in Jap or some shit. Though maybe Goto is a shitty name if google translate is to be believed.
>>172956154
The mask would be interesting if this idea gets off the ground.
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>weebshit heister
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>>172956154
I'd rather have a Mona Sax like from Max Payne
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>>172956007
it's the kawaii mask on PD2 personified.
considering that OVK loves their women with coloured hair we might have a chance
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/pdg/ being cute.
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>>172956368
Where the fuck do you think you are?
>>172956308
Goto sounds kinda cute.
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>>172956447
Post codes you filthy whore
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>>172956368
Suggest something better, rather than just commenting your shit taste.
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>>172956154
>the reveal is that GYRO's son has gone through a gender change
so progressive bravo overkills
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Max Payne as a heister would be cool
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>>172956308
There are no pretty words for robber.
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>>172956542
A Terminator robot
Blonde girl from some badass action movie whatever
A Lizardman
A Midget
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Come on, guys, it's time for the Scalie heister to become a real thing
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>>172956560
Kane or Lynch as a heister would be cool too, and more fitting rather than a cop who hate bad people.
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>>172953570
Who is going to voice the wolf one? :(
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>>172956447
trashly please help us get our waifu in the game
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http://imgur.com/a/q63Fv
All I got but I'm sure someone has more
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>>172956560
>>172956704
>Any entries carrying a likeness to any already copyrighted characters such as actors, fictional characters from TV/Movies or internet will be unable to win - the creation must be unique to be eligible for the contest.
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>>172956682
top rrerr
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>inb4 they tie green bridge heist with jiros storyline
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I want Ashley tothink I'm cute
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>>172956682
sorry m8 fantasy is not allowed you can piss off now
plus this is a STRAIGHT scalie household
>>172956769
nigga it literally will be green bridge
it's even raining in the fucking trailer
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>tfw its my time to finally maybe have something from me in a game
good luck trying to get your weeb waifu ingame , im gonna go write the backstory etc of my own heister
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>>172956769
>inb4
nigga we been saying that for months
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>>172955601
dont care how bad it is, just fuckin do it
anything
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>>172956472
The Payday General thread, you fucking idiot.
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>>172956769
It's pretty much confirmed at this point.
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>>172956842
>plus this is a STRAIGHT scalie household
DON
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>they're not adding kento as a playable heister
>you will never hear him call jiro daddy
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>>172956447
Trashly heister when?
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>>172954908
>he doesn't aim for the head already
git gud
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>>172957041
kinda hard when most SMGs have a terrible fucking stability
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>>172956865
Do you want sticks with purple hair? because some people can't draw for shit.
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>>172957041
There's the issue, isn't it? Overkill designs a game centered around click on head. Overkill then releases guns centered around click on head and hit everything that is not head.
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>>172956715
Well it's a contest so i can't really do anything like that. That'd be considered cheating.
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>>172957228
just fucking do it cunt
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>>172957228
Post Rich Trashly
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>>172957228
Fucking hack fraud, you
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I came back to payday after like half a year what is this richochet. You don't even have to actually aim now?
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>>172957228
just tip the scales a bit to our favor
i'll evenpurchase all DLC when the sale is overfor that
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>>172957228
well at least tell us who is winning the contest before they win.
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>>172957138
My UMP has fucking 88 stability and it's max concealment, git gud
>>172957183
Stop playing FPS games?
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what will these be/.
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>Greetings, heisters! We are now two days into the Search for Kento event. I hope you are all enjoying our refreshed take on the classic Heat Street heist.
>We have been listening closely on all channels to your comments regarding the Search for Kento event. While we hope you continue to enjoy our Paper Gang series, we understand that many of you are disappointed by the lack of in-game content in between days.
>Starting tomorrow, we will be releasing game updates along with our Paper Gang videos. We have already planned on releasing our biggest content updates every other day, but we have come up with some smaller surprises that I hope will satisfy you all as the Payday gang gets closer to finding Kento.
>Keep those helmets flying!
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>>172957705
gun will probably be something from japan
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>download PDF for #Myheister
>Chrome freaks out and downloads 138 copies before i kill it in task amanger
trashley, tell them to get their shit together
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>>172957382
more like tip the scalies am I right
ps even if you do add /pdg/ tan add a rrerr mask as the default for the autism
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What kinda mask would pdgtan wear?
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> Nerfing BE
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>>172957863ONE
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Where is the cloaker papercraft?
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>>172957871
a youkai mask like jiro's, except his' is an oni
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>>172957912NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
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>>172957828
So either WW2 stuff or Howa rifles?
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>>172957942
there's several days of papergang left
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>>172957705
reddit meme pack
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>>172957705
Howa Type 89
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>>172957871
kawaii mask obviously
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>>172957705
Is this someone using a shield? I can't tell
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>more weebshit stuff in this game
cancer
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>even on reddit
at least this is all free content.... r-right heisters?
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>>172958232
probably putting a balloon on a chair
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>>172957863
Can't seem to reproduce this, it seems to work fine for others. Can you share anymore info?
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>>172957871
Wolfs mask
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>>172958320
>read the thread
>all the posts getting downvoted are the ones assblasting ovk with the papercraft shit, and have every right to do so
shill ladies and gentleman
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>>172957228
But do it anywayyou hack fraud
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waith, the contest is about drawing on the paper gang little thing right? not about drawing amoutns of fanart?
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>>172958686
Yes, you create your own papercraft heister and they will turn it into a real ingame heister.
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>>172958647
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>>172958686
that and writting him a backstory/lore
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>>172958320
>it's better than nothing!
>it still FEELS like ten days of content!
why the fuck did i even bother
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>>172958610
>>172958320
>>172958796
B-BUT IT'S F-FREE
A-AT LEAST IT'S NOT LIKE CRIMEFEST II
STOP BEING SO UNGRATEFUL :((
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>>172958743
I'm going to make a heister with crayons!
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>>172958887
>crimefest
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>>172958887
There is twice as much content in the updates. Instead of just having 1 thing per day, every 2 days there are multiple things in a single update.
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It's just a little paper craft, so it should be easy enough to make a pdgtan right?
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>>172958905
>kf
I got an idea for a heister...
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>>172959031
>one heist
>multiple things
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>>172959031
how can i trust that almir won't fuck up like he always do though
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>>172959101
>he's just in for the dosh
DO IT
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>>172958320
>>172958796
>>172958887
I mean other than the "muh 10 days" meme it is still free shit. That and the excuse they keep rolling out is that every actual content day will have more content in it, whether that's a crock of shit remains to be seen, but if it does feel that way then what's really the problem.
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>>172959031
>>172959131
>alternate routes and stealth on a heist count as multiple heists...
>right goys?
This isn't the atari 2600 days daddy-o
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>>172959031
will it have paper cloaker be made by a cloaker? and bulldozer by dozer va?
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>>172957863
>Chrome
You have only yourself to blame.
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>>172959150
can't because he's based on a irl actor xddd
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>>172959297
I love how chrome just randomly stops working/booting up for me yet firefox works flawlessly.
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>>172959131
True point.
Russian codes.
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>>172958990
>2014 Crimefest flashback
But Anon, that was the only good Payday 2 event. If only in retrospect.
>>172959031
It's a fucking DLC pack's worth of content spread across 10 days, what are you smoking? You got 2 heists, more fucking skins, and some weapons and mods that will inevitably be useless or rendered so within the week. Even so, why not just have the event run Monday through Friday, at least? If they needed to bug test their shit, which we KNOW does not fucking happen, just postpone the even until next week.
>>172959194
>actual content
Two heists. If anything else turns out to actually be substantial, which judging from the Crime Spree stream this will not be the case at all, I will be genuinely surprised.
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>>172959414
Snagged the first one
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>>172959414
>2late
fug
>captcha: SLOW
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>>172959414
Can we get some biker / scarface heists or char packs? would greatly appreciate one of em
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>>172959414
thank you bby
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>>172959414
Last one is mine.
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>>172959310
>swap colors on jacket
>darker blue on jeans
>brown/purple eyes
>more blight blonde ahir
>Blue T-shirt
There, new OC to bypass copyright infringement laws :^)
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>>172959414
Got number 2, thanks.
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>>172959414
>h-here's some free dlc, please understand
Fucking lol
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>Muh papercraft
You think spreading the stuff out over ten days would somehow magically double the amount of content?
Read >>172954285
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t-thanks guys
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>>172959661
what? how?
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>>172959031
this is demonstrably false, but i will be indifferent at best if infinite infamy is included in this event
is it?
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>>172959414
>tfw shitty internet took a good 10 seconds just to load the image
>took another 15 seconds just to try to validate each code
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>>172959734
by launching the game you're in the general for, and looking at the main menu
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>Community Challenges
>complete this specific stealth only heist 15k times
Is this a stealth shitter's idea of fun? Wow.
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>>172960393
15K spread out between the entire PD2 community
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>>172960393
and how many players are online right now?
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Paper dolls look shit until you remember that last time we got fucking jumping animations as a day.
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>>172960476
>le community
Sounds so cringy
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>>172960582
blame Almir
>>
I want it to be known that the website doesn't work, AT ALL, on 1366x768 firefox
the website is also slow as shit because you can't just fucking make a normal website, no, you have to have it scroll and look good on mobiles for the stupid fucking normalfags
TRASHLEY GET THEM TO FIX IT YOU WHOER
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>>172960873
>shitters on reddit are actually saying you should be grateful for no content on a day with content promised
https://www.reddit.com/r/paydaytheheist/comments/638759/spring_break_is_a_10_day_event_filled_with_content/dfs1x4i/?context=3
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>>172960873
Not just that but most of the time only half of the site actually loads.
>>
Literally who gives a shit
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>>172961035
Content wasn't promised every day.
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>>172960539
Not enough for a stealth-only event.
>>172961278
If there's five days of content, why not have a five day event? I know you're an idiot Overkill apologist now, Ashley, but this isn't a difficult concept to grasp.
>>
Wow you have to wait a day, boo hoo
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>>172961575
fuck off shill
>>
wtf I have to go to school tomorrow
fucking overkill
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>>172961575
>event begins
>instant new heist
>everyone happy
>lol nah just papercrafts
>people get mad
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>>172961980
>instant new heist
Where was this mentioned?
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>>172962065
They could have very easily swapped the first day with the second day to make people happy instead of the current situation of "lol wait a day for the content"
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>>172962174
Okay, but where was the instant new heist mentioned?
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>>172962242
What if scenario dipshit
>>
Time to stock up on all that DLC, how shit is the micro uzi and vector?
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>>172962427
So you had no reason to expect a new heist, yet you did, and got upset at them for not delivering.
I expect you to keep being a dumb faggot.
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>>172962706
lol stop being a fag. It's a new event and they should have started it off with a bang, not a whimper.
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>>172962706
You're right, I guess I put too much faith in Overkill to not be fucking shit. Thanks for enlightening me, shill.
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>>172962765
with the papergang/updates pattern, that would have made the last day more paper bullshit. they probably wanted to end the event with conent on the last day
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>>172962931
I'm sure you'll remember that next time they're releasing something.
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A javelin kills any dozer if you hit him in the face with the faceplate off on mayhem anyway, do the throwing knives/axes do the same?
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>>172963146
I've remembered it for years homeboy
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>>172963149
hell no they don't
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>>172963191
do they one shit medics/tazers at least? Trying to decide what dlc packs to get
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>>172963172
>You're right, I guess I put too much faith in Overkill to not be fucking shit.
Which one is it?
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>>172963265
I wanted them to do good, but they didn't. Your argument would be relevant if this was paid DLC and I bought it day one, which it's not. I never once said I expected them to do good, I simply wanted them to do good.
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>>172963259
they can't even kill a tan on overkill from my experience
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>nerfed body expertise
REEEEEEEEEE
That was my only saving grace for LMGs on dw. Goddammit.
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>>172963347
Buying DLC has nothing to do with falsely raised expectations.
Are you all-knowing or did you put too much faith in them?
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>>172963509
I didn't even see that
why the fuck would they nerf it
it only made shit weapons viable, it wasn't OP in any fucking sense what the FUCK
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Who are gonna start submitting Kawaii heister?
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>>172963925
Literally just because of the OP weapons being able to use BE to negate having to aim / being able to kill dozers easily
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>>172960582
What autism is this, is "community" now one of our epin no-no words cause ribbit used it a few times.
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>>172963925
Because a youtuber made a one-shot build for dozers
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>>172963925
Cause babbies were crying about having it meaning you had no skill or something? Though seriously, that was the only reason weapons like the Thompson or even the AMCAR were still a bit fun on lower difficulties.
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>>172964915
Well then make it only fucking work on LMGs or lessen the effectiveness of it on only assault rifles
Hamfisted collective of retards can't slap together a proper nerf without making it 100% irrelevant
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>>172964932
Community implies I'm part of something
I'm just a customer
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>>172964932
It's bad because I added "le" to it.
Also, you're a cuck shill reddit or whatever.
>>
/pdg/ dies tonight
>>
https://twitter.com/rubblewoman/status/848969258352693249
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>>172965974
disgusting
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>>172965974
>who the hell is Ashley
Kill that twitter.
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>>172965974
I wouldnt mind trashley as a heister desu
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>>172965974
>who the hell is ashley
>this is the kind of people that play payday 2
>theres a chance these people could join when i host
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scritch scratch
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>>172966839
>he resents the fact that he could possibly have authority over these people and kick them at the end
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>>172966590
I was just thinking that. If we were to have a trans heister, I would much rather have the "shitposts on 4chan with cropped hentai" type of trans rather than the "SJW transtrender from tumblr" type of trans. The former tend to actually be pretty chill people, form what I've seen.
She can be robbing banks to pay for her meds and surgery.
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>>172965974
What is that thing
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>>172966898
What the actual fuck am I reading
I hate 2015+2
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> A man unironically pretends to be a girl
> Expects people to take him seriously and call him a her
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>>172965974
Sigh that's the worst thing about trans. Not the hate of being trans but being associated with people like that...
>>172966590
Yes you would. If you thought clover was ugly.. you've no idea.
More Ruskie codes as it's not on sale.
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>>172967231
TRASHLEY FOR #myheister
SHE'LL MAKE TRANSEXUALS GREAT AGAIN
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>>172967231
>If you thought clover was ugly.. you've no idea.
If Clover is a manly woman, and you are a womanly man
Then you might actually win
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>>172967231
>I78EX-CIL84-EDZ24
The codes he steals.
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>>172967408
>and you are a womanly man
lamo
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>>172967231
>sigh
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>>172967231
What would you say the odds of Ms. Hamplanet over there winning the contest if she actually submitted something Ash?
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! I NEEEEEEEEED A NEW THREAD!
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>>172967135
>>172967149
i dont give a shit what you want me to call you, just so long as you arent a whiny bitch about it. if you start making up genders though, I'll probably not want to talk to you much.
>>172967231
thanks for the code, ash.
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>>172965974
What kind of creation is that?
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Heat Street 2.0 sounds leaked, among them is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5i7hNBqnqI
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>>172968493
>Have volume turned up loud
>mfw
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>>172967231
got 80vew thanks
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>>172968493
Still doesn't beat the screams of him burning alive. I almost feel bad for him.
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>>172968493
so we're just gonna cut his hand off now?
what happened to the good ol' van burning?
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>GUYS, THE ESCAPE VAN CAN'T WAIT
>>172968609
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>>172968658
where can I find these
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>>172968493
well that's not Dragan
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>>172968898
In PD:TH
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We're gonna need a new thread...
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>>172968493
this is clearly whoever the prisoner will be on green bridge screaming while the plane's got the balloon and flies away
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