/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

Kill me.

>>172578224
no

>>172578224
*charges at u*
*slices head off*
heh, you asked for it....

>>172578167
We had this OP image less than a week ago

>>172578334
Its a good one

>>172578456
At least make a femscout OP every once in a while

>>172578167
I wish I could report you for using retarded op images

>>172578308
*detonater jumps over u*
mph mphhphhh..

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Whats the most passive you can make a medic look?

>>172578697
Passive as in a slut or as in not standing out?

>>172578697
>Surgical mask with a medieval hat/robe thingy
What the heck is wrong with you? Almost as bad as Viva's "this optometrist's mirror totally goes with a plague doctor mask" loadout.

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>>172578813
Viva literally btfo'd

>>172579090
I've been telling him that for ages now, his only response is "nuh uh, it's totally a theme because they're both doctor related items."

>>172579090
viva gets btfo'd all the fucking time, it just can't get through his thick ass skull

>>172578813
>>172579090
>>172579193
>>172579196
I'm pretty sure Viva only wears it for that white energy unusual combo

>One new comment on your profile
>Check
>No new comments
Oh. I meant that comment about not delivering to sub-1k hour leeches. You can stop trying to add me now.

>>172579354
It still looks bad, and just because it's some fancy unusual effect doesn't mean it's immune to being called out as random shit thrown together. Same with his pyro loadout.

>>172579354
you mean like his husbando's heavy that is just random shit thrown together with the fucking luchadore mask on top of some other shit just so he can have unusual effects that stack, never mind how fucking gaudy it looks

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>>172579354
>Wearing unusuals.
>Wearing unusual combos.

How little is your manhood when you need to have flashy items in a videogame?

White energy is the most pretentious and overrated unusual combo.

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>>172579527
What's the worst unusual combo you've seen in a pub, /tf2g/? Trade servers don't count because it's full of nothing but bad unusual combos.

>>172579407
I'm sub 1000 hours and you delivered to me.

>>172579793
We probably actually have friends in common and I recognize your name. I dunno, I don't care that much.

>>172578775
Healslut

>>172578813
tell me what to do then you kike

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Please deliver.

pls

>>172580106
Wear something that is not random shit slapped together?

>>172580201
>2 Cosmetics matching
>One is not
>Random shit
One fluke is not it all

>>172579878
thank you

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>>172579671

>>172580163
It's a scrap, fuck off. Go buy one if it's that big a deal.

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>>172579671

>>172580356
You raffled it, you gotta deliver pal.

>>172580547
Private raffles are different, you'd know this if you weren't new.

>>172580106
If you want to be as much of a healslut as possible
>Geisha Boy
>Pink Blighted Beak
>Burly Beast
>Cloud 9/Circling Heart effects on the Geisha/Beak if you can afford them

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>>172579671

>>172580865
It actually vaguely resembles a Christmas tree, though.

http://tf2r.com/k5ez8aj.html

>>172581487
fine i'll join, but i swear to god if i get called a faggot again

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Rate my Demo set.

Eye quite like it.

>>172581813
nice

>>172581813
Bad.

>>172581813
Generic eye meme loadout

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>>172581813
Nice to see this one again

rate THIS

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>>172581813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzzoXZBljBY

>>172582076
random shit thrown together
also
>he cant afford a strange sticky launcher or at the very least a skin

>>172582207
>he doesn't get the reference

>>172582250
Is this supposed to be big smoke

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Place ye bets

>>172582389
MY DAWG

>>172582419
>engineer crates
go back to the store and get all class ones

>>172582419
Regret ahoy!

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>>172582568
Fine, I got 5 all class ones as well

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Pottis vs b4nny.

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Well I'll be

>>172582904
Time for more regr- >>172583018
Oh.

>>172582904
>all those come to about 20 refined.
I just feel bad for you.

>>172583018
Nevermind.

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Was a pretty terrible haul up until that

>>172583018
see? told you

>>172583114
Nice unusual, though.

>>172583114
I'll take that flair off your hands, pally.

>>172583114
ill trade you for that strange flair.

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>>172580339
I wonder how many hours that thing wasted doing "ad ad pls shoot me a projectile" dance

>>172583114
try it on!

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>>172583412
Its a pretty bad hat desu but it is worth 38-44 keys so I'll probably sell it for a new engineer unusual and raffle the old one

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This is some top tier cancer, friend.

>>172583717
Just give it to your ol' pal, Wandurrr

>>172583778
god fucking dammit i knew this would happen

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>>172583778
>view more info

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>>172583717
>it was vibri
I guess if anyone deserved one, it was you

>>172583778
Aren't all spy mains cancer?

>>172583778
If you're gonna give me shit for anything give me shit for my generic ass charmer's chapeau and party phantom
tfw i've had them for years when i got them for my old spy set
>>172583872
check it now
>>172584268
yes i am

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>>172583872
yep

>>172584268
What do you call it when you combine a cancerous fanbase with a cancerous class?

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>>172584465
He changed his info.

Xan if you're here, lmao @ ur life.

>>172582913
YOU DELIVERED YOU MAD MAN, ETERBALY GRATEFUL, TUNE IN THIS WEEK TO SEE THE STUNNING CONCLUSION TO POOTIS BALL Z
https://youtu.be/8P7tuwk9pDo

>>172582092
>no eyepatch
wait a sec

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaDlKqrKOmM&index=295

>>172584363
>that voice line
When can you hear that?

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>>172582913
Aces dude, glad you actually did it.

>>172585070
Official comp.

>>172585070
Right as the round starts in comp mode if you're stupid enough to play spy in comp, also occasionally in casual mode because valve fucked up their voice line programming

>>172583018
Oh shit, that's kinda nice.Good on y-
>tf logo
Into the trash it goes

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>>172582913
Original requester here, you deserve

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Reply to this post to get your loadout/profile meme'd

burrrrrp

>>172585735

>>172582076

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>>172582913
It's beautiful...

Someone tweet this to him

https://steamcommunity.com/app/440/images/?browsefilter=mostrecent
>it's a shitty sfms episode

>>172585735
thank you wanderer, this is beautiful

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>>172585735
Pootis pottis, give demo a Glock-is

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fuck powerhouse tbqhwyf

>>172586224
>that one spy with 2 points
also what the fuck is with the badges

>>172586224
Powerhouse is fun! Fun!

>>172586380
DirectX 8

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I need your help /v/

There are 39 people in the world with the Sunbeams Coupe D'isaster, and I am looking to find them and add them to my group

>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/holyheavies

if you find anyone tell them to add me

>http://steamcommunity.com/id/jebuskristoislove/

>>172586513
get a better computer then ya fuck

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>>172586224
>people play Powerhouse for over an hour
>half the players begging for it to end
>it finally ends
>map vote
>everyone votes for Powerhouse
>the people who complained aren't leaving

Is it Stockholm Syndrome?

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>>172586552
when you forget to type the G after V in VG

great

>>172586602
>better framerates/visibility
>can't tilt from seeing unbalanced teams because no badges
>shitty skins disabled

objectively superior to DX9 desu

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>>172586552

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>>172586806
this desu

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What do?

>>172587195
Block

>>172587332
Done.

>>172587195
I'd block me too

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>charmer chapeau spy in corner whines about being shot at
>while he's running around at mid, never setting foot on the point, while trying to get kills for his frag compilation

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>>172587429

>>172586624
It's well known that the average tf2 player will vote for a rusty nail in their urethra if it's the first choice on the list.

>>172582913
That's amazing
>>172583018
And that's amazing as well
Wait, multiclass crates can get any gen effect?

Why do people have such a hard-on for Payload again? Being forced through chokes that are being spammed by floor shooting soldiers and sticky spamming demos is fun for them? Having to break through 5 engineer strong sentry nests guarded by an autoreflect bot pyro is fun? When are they going to graduate to the big boy game modes, like KOTH and 5CP?

>join a game
>on a team of 5 vs a team of 12
>our intelligence had already been captured twice
Thanks Valve.

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>>172585820

>>172585735
do it doc, do it

id/notefag

>>172588704
Bonus points if they actively hold your intel and are just playing tdm now. There's also the game that has clearly been played as a 1v1 or even a 2v2 for a while with one point captured and then suddenly you and 10 other people join.

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>>172588747
kek nice. Can you do another?

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I'll admit to saying the Beak + Ze Goggles was a bad idea

But this loadout is absolutely beautiful. You'd have to be poor as heck to hate on it as much as y'all do. Don't hate. Appreciate

What game mode do you guys usually play?

Casual, competetive, community servers, or MvM?????

I usually just play Casual and a bit of mvm

>>172589698
Casual and community servers

>>172589698
Casual and MvM with friends sometimes

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>>172589385
90% of players don't care about an effect unless it looks like something special, so that just looks stupid

>>172589698
I would love to play some mvm but I got nothing I am willing to trade for tour tickets

i need 140 wins for my silver dueling badge, and i have the weekend free.

do i go for it anons, do i finally get a badge above brown?

>>172589807
I'd like to play some MvM with you

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>>172586075

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>>172589698
competitive (not valve's garbage comp) and community servers
TF2 has by far the worst matchmaking of all games i play.
not worth it, and the "muh levels" doesnt do anything for me

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>>172588940

>>172589807
/id/ShootMeForTwelveDollars

Selling out, boys.

>>172588668
>big boy game modes
>5CP

At least Payload ends at some point.

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>>172584268
I dunno, does my loadout look like cancer?

Also rate plz

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>>172590291

>>172588940
Yea, of course.

>>172590291
Not me, lmao. I love hotline miami.

>>172590360
5cp ends
you just need less than 8 people per team, a liimt of 1 on engineer, heavy, and medic, and some coordination and desire to push

>>172590364
Yes. Bad/10. He does kinda look like a Batman villain, at least.

>>172590557
>>172590291
I still appreciate the meme.

>>172590615
It doesn't stalemate that often on pubs, either, that guy's just memeing you. I'm not sure where this "5cp = 24/7 stalemate" bullshit came from. If anything, that's Powerhouse and CTF. I'm also not sure why people hate on stalemates so much. Stalemates where you're neck and neck with the other team and make every pixel of ground you gain count are the best matches.

>>172586624
I kinda liked the back and forth without rolls.

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>>172590398

>>172590557
>>172590660
I actually like hotline miami

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>>172590616
I was also thinking that, too

>classes where you NEED a limit of 1 in comp
>demo, heavy, engineer, medic
>classes where its not that needed but would be good to keep retard pubbers from all going to this class
>sniper, spy

The music is definitely lit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDuLh0YylsE

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>>172590616
DAMN IT! that's why I didn't go for the after eight paint, because I just fucking KNEW someone would say "Hey Black Skull!". I wanted to go for making my Victorian Spy look more "sinister" like a Jack the Ripper kind of thing. Heck I thought it looks great with Balacavas are forever

>Not loving scattle already.

I'm his number 1 fan desu senpai.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU-DfRSFWbA

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>>172585735
I'm not too late am I?

>>172590825
I was thinking of the Gentleman Ghost, actually, but I misremembered his design. Never watched any of the live action Batman movies, and probably never will. Live action capes is just wrong.

>>172590825
>>172591042
Black Mask, my bad, but still I was trying to avoid that. Plus I mean my Spy looks uniquely different that isn't retarded.

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>>172590921
Let's not turn this into a HM thread, but...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFfybn_W8Ak

>>172591274
overrated desu

All these hackers make it nigh impossible to tell if I just got outskilled or if the guy is just a filthy cheater. When will it end?

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Are you excited for Gamers Assembly 2017 ?

Teams:
>Top5 Rocket (sponsored by NerdRage)
Full french team, top 5 team in europe.
>Denis Gaming
Full french team, mix of ETF2L-high players
>Tactique de soufflerie
Mix of high and bottom-prem players

http://www.strawpoll.me/12642727

>>172591274
rip /hmg/

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>>172585735
How about a Pybro loadout?

>>172591174
>live action
Huh?
That was from the videogames they released not too long ago

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>play ctf_2fort
>muffled "YEEEEEEEEEE" coming from beneath the ground everytime you step into the enemy base
what do?

>>172591396
I know, the hacker paranoia is spreading, and the Sniper is now a tainted class.

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Rate me

>>172592003
>engineer
gross

>>172591742
>play TF2
>you have less chances of finding a hacker in a non-VAC community servers than in valve's matchmaking for their official servers
i played since 2009, never seen as many blatant hackers as when i started playing Comp MM
they didnt even bother banning them when they had like 3 hackers in the top 10 comp mm ladder. UGC anti-cheat admins might be a bit bad but valve just doesnt give a fuck. its shameful really
goes to show that to play competitive one should just stick to mixes, lobbies, pug systems... not the matchmaking in the game itself
is there any other fucking game where the comp matchmaking is so bad you NEVER want to ever touch it unless if you dont know the better alternatives ?

>>172592003
Uncle Dane's Younger years.

>>172592104
> scout main
gross

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>>172582913
whew whew whew

>>172592314
>scout____
gross

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>>172585735
http://steamcommunity.com/id/690061/
Do your worst to me

Optional: include my objectors
https://gyazo.com/90c7d2c749df1f87ce3df5f8475e5a0b

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I kind of want to buy a golden pan and blatantly ragehack with it
Should I?

>>172592665
No

>>172592665
bluejay poster go away

>>172592665
>wanting to spend $2000 only to get VAC banned

>>172592665
JCapps is that you

>>172591553
Never played any of the games either.

>>172591742
Not even snipers. Scouts as well as engineer. Pretty much any hitscan class. There's a few projectile aimbots running around as well.

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OK SO my chickens had more chickens and I want to name the little fraggers, problem is I'm an unoriginal cunt. Post numbers equal the little fraggers new names.

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>>172590291

>>172593119
cock

hehe

>>172593119
1) Black Knight
4) Snowy Death
Other two: idc lmao

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>>172593119
Taylor Swift

>>172593119
Earl

>>172593119
FRAGMASTER.2001

>>172593119
Are you Vibri, Viva or Wanderer
Also "Foghorn Leghorn"

>>172593119
juan.martinez2006

>>172593119
Porkchop
Briscuit
Filet

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>>172593159
good

>>172593119
>>172593264
>The white chick gets Taylor
Accurate

name 8 classes that aren't pyro

protip: spy isn't a real class

>>172593119
Jewish cowboy.

>>172593119
Isn't putting them straight on the cage bottom without a tray or something really bad for their feet?

alright
post the MOST fun custom map RIGHT NOW!

>>172593119
peeper

>>172593393
Which one nibba?

>>172593684
Achievement_idle

>>172593684
trade_minecraft_b42

>>172593807
the most ironic one of the bunch

>>172593684
tr_walkway

>>172593684
The orange map with 50 floors

>>172593119
KKKLUCK

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>Join game in progress
>See this
Every time. If I want to play a bad map, I'd at least like to play a fresh match of it, not one where we're already 2 down and they have our intel.

>>172593119
owo

>>172593807
OK filet it is, still need a two for the last one.

>>172593119
Colonel's Secret Ingredient

>>172594030
bitchfucker9000

>>172593119
>>172594030
Habib

>>172593970
>Playing casual
>Caring about winning
What an oxymoron

>>172594030
carlos

>>172594030
Nigget

>>172594030
bepis

>>172593119
Finger Lickin' Good

>>172594206
It's not the winning/losing I care about. It's about actually getting to play the fucking game.

>>172593970
at least you didnt join to the scoreboard screen
thats why ive been voting horrible since it got added

>>172593119
Curt Kobain

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>>172592003
"Not using Eureka"/10

>>172593264
Stop teasing my boner

>>172594030
le shit nigger

>>172593119
Nugget Noggin

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>>172594296
That happens just as often. Even joined after the scoreboard screen a couple of times.

>>172594331
I kind of want a mercenary pajama set for halloween now.

>>172594030
radical larry

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>>172594302
Of Fucking course, will deliver next time I see the little nibbas.

>>172594574
>Cock is black
Perfect.

>>172594574
>Cock, Filet, Curt K. and Tay-tay

They're adorable little fuckers

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>>172594574
That's why here's the most chill general in the entirety of /vg/

>Added UGC Highlander Season 19/Season 20, UGC 6vs6 Season 21/Season 22, and UGC 4vs4 Season 8/Season 9 tournament medals

finally

>>172595773
fuck off wanderer

>>172594574
but what if cock turns out to be a girl

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>>172595890
Legit question: "who's the wanderer?"

>>172593684
mario_kart_nighttime_v2.3.8

>>172596013
then she'll have plenty of baseball caps she can claim are hers

>>172596042
>>172595890
Alright... it just took me a quick flip back to previous thread. Wrong guess mate. I'm not a drawfag.

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>TFW haven't won a game in like 7 hours
>TFW every match I join is literally me on a team of silver retards versus a team of people who are actually competent, with my team losing with like a minute on the clock
>TFW always top score but always lose

Fcking why is this happening?

>>172597305
>join a game with 7 people
>2 spies and 2 snipers
>"Hey we have a bit too much snipers and spies can you switch"
>"lol tryhard, are you salty?"
I don't give a damn about winning but stomped because retards refuse to do anything pisses me off to no end

>>172596209
>http://tf2r.com/user/76561198104794375.html
>The leech actually reported him
go back to /v/ fuckface

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>>172588901
Sorry for the hold up, was a bit busy. Gonna meme whatever's left.

>>172597807
Private raffles have different rules anyway.

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>>172597807
I want /v/ to leave

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WHO DID THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D16wyzQs84Y

>>172591274
>Roller Mobster
you are like little babby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHkLBXeuoow

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>>172598132
Golden

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>You will never play 6s with your best buds ever again
>You will never get excited about the first medic update ever again
>You will never get so excited about a hat drop that you literally scream in joy and pm all your steam friends ever again.

>>172598821
You're both babbies. This is objectively the best HM song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp8DxjUE4VQ

>>172597807
>>172598471
How does one convert to /vr/?

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>>172599176
Oh fugg, completely forgot about that track, 100/10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TABfINI2P6Y

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>>172591128

>>172599365
These always make me laugh, keep up the good work lad

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>get a decal tool from random drop
Someone please tell me that didn't take up a hat drop.

>>172599617
it didn't

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>>172593810
>>172593859
>>172593909
>>172593924
>>172596101
only one of these is a good answer, give MORE

>>172600038
Which one was the good one you kike

>>172600195
cp_orange_50f_tower
i want maps where you could potentially play the objective. not just maps for screwing around doing nothing

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I'm going to make a custom map based around water, thus it will have a lot of water in it. I need ideas, what should be in it and what should not

>>172600330
ctf_turrrrrrrbine
or something

>>172600479
Pyrosharks.

>>172600479
water cooler

>>172600479
Water should be in it and land should not.

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>>172591462

>>172600479
is it your first map because if so I strongly recommend trying something easier first

source gets pretty naggy about water

papi papi papi when are the medals going to be delivered!

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>>172600845
>>172591462
I want to see pyro in these cosmetics giving one of the other mercs a handjob

ded

not big suprise

I DID NOT PAY THREE FUCKING THOUSAND DOLLARS JUST TO LET SOME WORTHLESS GIBUSVISION SCORE A LUCKY KILL ON ME AND USE MY GOD DAMN GOLDEN FRYING PAN.
Just when I decided to leave this general and think things would get better for me, no, now this fucking shit happens. Now I'm going to be leaving the game entirely unless someone does the right thing, and makes a server pluggin that completely disables this new feature.
This is the biggest fucking loadout of bullshit to ever have been dumped onto TF2. This makes EoTL look like a good update.
I think it's safe to say all other gold pan owners, saxxy owners, and gold wrench owners agree with me 100%.
IS NOTHING SACRED TO YOU PEOPLE?
Suuuuuuuure people only are able to use the imbued weapons until someone kills them or they leave the server BUT EVEN THEN that is PLENTY of time for them to enjoy WHAT THEY DO NOT DESERVE. They didn't save money up for months. They didn't do hundreds of tours in MvM. They didn't make an amazing short film that earned them a saxxy award. They didn't get super fucking lucky and crafted a gold wrench.
This is by far the single most unfair, inconsiderate, atrocious, move valve has ever fucking pulled.
And it doesn't stop there, anyone who owns anything nice, something you hold dear to your heart. It could be something as simple as a specialized flaregun. Someone could just walk right along, pick it up, and use it against you. YOUR OWN WEAPON. How would you feel after getting blasted with your own pro ks aussie RL? or any other aussie for that matter? YOU'D FEEL LIKE SHIT. Now Imagine the situation I'm in. even if they killed someone else using MY pan, they do NOT deserve that kind of privilege upon scoring a melee kill.

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>Matchmaking literally impossible between 2am and 7am
>People actually sleep

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>>172601443

>>172600479
Sewer based 5cp

medals

>>172602514
When is Valve going to introduce hat looting?

That would start a real shitstorm.

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You're trying to organize a push and this guy blocks your chokepoint.

What do? Keep in mind he's 5'11", has 260 effective HP and a shotgun.

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>>172592658

tomislav is the only minigun you need

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>>172604052
to throw away

>>172604052
Shitting on a demoknight's parade with nat never gets old.

>try and play sniper
>medics are too busy sucking soldier cock to give me full heals, even outside of combat
just give me some h*cking overheal, please

>>172604312
>Pub medics
>Healing anything but pyros, soldiers, or heavies
lmao

>>172604307
>not equipping the natascha and ruining a demoknight's day just by looking at him

>>172603530
>Covering face under foxface

>smack someone with melee right before I die
>hear the sound effect
>it doesnt register
this makes me really mad

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>>172605264
ITS NOT FAIR

>>172604312
yeah yeah we hear ya pub snipey
you REALLY need that overheal so you can get that upper edge in that 1v1 against the other sniper for the rest of the game while the rest of us do the objective

>>172604312
hi rz

>tfw u melee the demoknight to death
>he doesn't get a single hit on you

>>172605965
t. bad

>>172605965
im actually trying to carbine + bushwacka people
its really fun taking out medics and their pockets with it

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This pyro just slapped you're medics ass, what do?

>>172607523
how the fuck do you get a full carbine charge out of anything other than an afk engineer

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>>172604052
No.

>>172604307
Yes.

>>172604312
You won't get any fucking overheal unless your Medic dies and he happen run across you on his way back to combat.

>>172607523
>>172608897
More importantly what sort of pocket would give you their Medic and get killed? Gunboats Soldier? Demoknight?
Enlighten me. Please.

>>172608897
its just 100 damage dude haha

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>mfw playing engie on a valve server vs f2ps

>>172607630
Take it boy!

>>172609168
whoa, the engis a big guy

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>>172604052
>Tfw main brass beast

]there are still heavy mains that prefer stock minigun over tomislav

lol

>>172608897
just shoot people

>>172609010
pub players

>kill sentry with my own wrangled sentry
>dont get the achievement
>kill medic and then kill heavy with the huntsman
>dont get achievement
>carbine wont let you pop minicrits if youre reloading, which makes it even worse when you have auto reload on, and why wouldnt you no other weapon has this issue
>its annoying trying to get achievements where you need opponents using certain weapons
>its even more annoying trying to get achievements using dumb weapons like the classic or the base jumper
my thoughts on my current play session

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>>172609234
Eviction with Dalokoh's or Family Business. Only way to play Brass Beast.

>>172609307
I still like more dps. I know Tomi is a really good sidegrade but we have a damage penalty for 1 second now, so why take the chances?

>>172610029
just be yourself

>>172610469
Family Business & Eviction notice

heavy's burst damage is so bad now you almost have to camp corners with the brass beast or huo-long to be useful

]brass beast
owo
]huo long
OWO

what is this bracket meme

>>172613130
]he doesn't get it

>>172583114
>>172583717
>he upload some shitty killcams on steam
>not upload his first unbox
You disgust me.

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how accurate?

>>172613495
what the fuck are those

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>>172613495
gay is not ok

>>172613618
preferred angles on see-saws

there's nothing to get it's just you trying to force a dumb meme

>>172613618
usual positions on the scoreboard

what the fuck does power bottom mean

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Add me if you want your loadout drawn as your profile pic.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/acagebeyond/

can you draw my butthole as my profile pic

can i add you just to be friends?
only if you have a feminine dick tho

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loadout profile pictures are seriously lame, dude

what if i'm already on the list

>>172614128
someone who is bottom scoring, but still making important plays and helping the team. like a spy who is consistently getting the medic, but no one else.

>>172614359
hahah holy shit, please tell me that isnt someone here

>>172614359
What about cute anime girls?
People loves cute anime girls.

>>172614152
I like your picture.

>>172614430
no its some faggot from viaduct ages ago
>>172614457
cute anime girls are okay but only in moderation

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>6 hours of fat robot porn

>>172614735
panda a cute
CUTE

Pyro is bad at generalizing and specializing.

What niches are there left in the game that Pyro could take and actually make sense?
The only one I can think of is either anti-healing or anti-overheal. If we could come up with a defined role for afterburn that isn't "pubscrub-killer," we could get rid of all the combo shit or at least dial it down. And we could finally give airblast the nerf it's always needed: taking into account prior momentum.

>>172613981
>almost 3 years ago
still funny
>>172614152
that's a really good drawing

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>>172614152
Can you please just draw Kimbra for me? Id be happy to give you a donation if you post a trade offer link for your time.

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Ay do people still buy keys for paypal?

pyro primary

the bubble belcher
+works underwater
+crits underwater
+wets enemies
+extinguishes allies
+applies drowning damage to wet enemies
+alt fire: shoot a high pressure, long range stream of water that knocks both enemies and yourself back at the cost of doubled ammo consumption
-no afterburn
-no airblast
-100% damage penalty on land

yes i am autismic

>>172616474
I'd like to see it

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Lets see those times.

*teleports on the top of your game stats*
hehe.... nothing personal kiddos....

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>>172612660
Dalokoh's is for kicking 20% damage resistance earlier.
Useful for payload offense or taking on a Sentry without Medic.

>>172612905
If you want burst damage you have one choice and it's stock Minigun or Huolong, not Brass.
The thing is you can't revv for long with it. I'm thinking Panic Attack and KGB but I dunno.

>>172617331
>heavy 3rd most played class
>demo least played class
Retarded

>>172582913
You've redeemed yourself wandernigger

>>172616472
Yes, the trading scene is business as usual.

So I wanna play some MvM.

The obvious problem is that pugs are terrible, while the people I used to play with no longer play the game. What's my best option?

>>172619879
tf2g and Viva

>>172617939
20% resistance is always active, it's just armor for your bottom half of heath.

If you get hit for 100 at 250 hp, it'll block 10 damage.

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Reply to this post and I'll meme your loadout.

>>172578224
Later.

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>>172621618
Good luck with this

>>172621618
↓
>>172603530