Empire forever edition.
(Looted) thread: >>172291747
READ THE PASTEBIN BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS.
LATEST BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS:
Taleworlds will be at E3 2017:
https://www.e3expo.com/show-info/3198/e3-2017-participating-companies/
Gamescom Siege video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv2qb66PbUg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rq-fEc1N0I
Interviews with Armagan at Gamescom '16:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZcBAGtXvpk
Last blog:
https://www.taleworlds.com/en/Games/Bannerlord/Blog/17
OLDER BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS: See Pastebin
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/m8UDSqYp
M&B Wiki: http://mountandblade.wikia.com/wiki/Mount_and_Blade_Wiki
NOOB GUIDE: http://imgur.com/a/FMAqV
>Anon's mods and upstab guide:
http://pastebin.com/agwZu9Df
>/mbg/ Steamgroup
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/mountandbladevg
>OFFICIAL PoP Lorebook
http://www.mediafire.com/file/p29dy73cftd197j/Prophesy_of_Pendor_The_Complete_Lore_%28regular_edition%29.pdf
http://www.mediafire.com/file/3ffn0odaaqfgq4q/Prophesy_of_Pendor_The_Complete_Lore_%28alternate_edition%29.pdf
>"I made a mod recently or updated it. Wat do?"
Link to the OP in your post so that it might be easier to find for the one making the next OP (also for regular people).
BANNERLORD NEVER EVER
Which floris version is the newest? And if i dont want this awful "enhanced" graphics can i just replace the textures with the natives one?
No shitposting allowed below this post
It's time to acknowledge the fact that Boringblanda is miles better than reskinned native: 2hu and no shields edition
Tell me /mbg/
Have you ever stolen a flag from leddit?
>>172439875
rhodocks are white and based
I'm posting this whenever I can to remind you of all the anons that died without meeting the Bannerlord. and to honour this anon's dying wish.
>>172439875
Are you trying to get people to shitpost?
>>172440065
those names are autismal as fuck
Are Khergits based on Mongols or Seljuk?
>>172440256
It really was autistic as fuck. We'd have training sessions once or twice a week to prepare for the battles.
>>172440283
Mongols
horse archery and steppes, anon.
>>172440097
>>172440283
it'll be seljuk if they have an infantry line, but they don't
Why don't you post more about Bannerlord ?
>>172440283
They are generic Turkic/Mongol steppe people.
>>172439872
>floris
all versions of floris are shit
>>172440762
We'll post more when they release the game
where did all these newfags playing mods for the first time come from
post your characters /mbg/
have a cute moth in advance
>>172440840
Ok
>>172401367
1.6381
http://www5.zippyshare.com/v/ngJpE3IE/file.html
I'm usually lurking
>>172440890
from your moms womb
>>172440762
Shall we talk about latest """""blog update"""""?
>>172441323
Well lets talk about it :
Its shit and lazy
>>172439189
>tfw might actually die due to a freak accident before getting to charge down battanian peasants as a proud calradian cataphract
hold me lads
Do you really think Bannerlord is gonna happen?
I have a bad feeling..
>>172441424
See? You can't start a discussion when everyone unanimously agrees on something.
>>172441504
Do you really think you're going to survive until Bannerlord is going to happen? It's a dangerous world.
BANNERLORD
WHEN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>172441424
if it contained more info, our small minds wouldn't be able to comprehend them.
>>172441465
tell me more so I can post about you accurately.
How do I remove a mod's shitty custom made animations and replace them with native's
>>172441708
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>172441708
never ever.
>>172441703
yes since i live in a first world country
>>172440097
>King Harlaus, I'm Rhodoks
>>172441970
>implying there are no terrorist attacks on first world countries.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRome
>>172441424
>>172441323
Also there is some kind of visual fuckup in the background
>>172442091
>implying i live in a big shithole city
>>172439189
Is there any place where I can download Dickplomacy? I can't find it on google
>>172441970
>accidents never happen in a first world country
>>172442375
>>172442198
i hope you find the Bannerlord enjoyable.implying it's not gonna be out when you're 90 years old and have Parkinson's. i hope you won't have it, but i must continue the argument
Who /khuzait/ here?
>excellent horsemen
>proud warriors
>gentle lovers
>best music
>unbeatable tactics
>best terrain
You don't want to be a battanian bow homo or a sturgian sea-retard do you?
ginge if you're reading this you;re full of shit.
My favorite faction is going to be the one with greatswords tbqh
>>172442215
R E A D T H E P A S T E B I N
>>172442802
>fucking horses
no thanks
>>172442861
*unsheaths bow*
*rides behind you*
psh, nothin personnel kid...
>>172442802
>mongols irl have lots of cool lamellar armour
>taleworlds gives khuzaits shitty cartoon armour that looks like slightly updated khergit armour models from warband
>>172442996
why bother helping little shits that want to be spoonfed?
>>172440831
>2017
>having wrong opinions
>>172443026
*twists spine by chambering swings in order to dodge arrows*
*hides behind a tree*
heh, nice try amigo...
*taunts u*
how about you get outta that, uhh, stirrup and we'll see who is the boss of this battlefield
>>172443379
>>172443205
i like dickplomacy and want everybody to experience it.what's wrong with spoonfeeding?
>>172443379
*instead of doing what you thought i'd do i instead ride off in the distance to ur castle*
*fuks all the horses in your stable*
heh, take that
*tips fedora*Now please fuck off, anon :v)
>>172443136
Hopefully their top tier troops look better than what we've seen. Otherwise I'm gonna have to go with Empire for the aesthetics, even if they're one of the pleb factions (yes, I know they're technically 3 factions but everything so far points to them all being basically the same in terms of troop trees and gameplay).
>>172441840
nvm i found the fix ;)
>>172443741
>>172440762 could be Khuzait cavalry. Looks pretty good to me.
>>172443740
psh, u have no warrior spirit, scum
*sheathes greatsword*
but little did you know... the reason I arrived dismounted, was that my charger has aids...
sry for your loss
>>172444090
If it is, I'll be very happy. It could very likely be Empire though.
recommend me some decent mod with monsters/unusual enemiesplease
recommend me the best native+ modplease
>>172444360
Native with improvements?
Diplomacy/dickplomacy
Native with a bunch of shit added? Try Floris, Tocan's, Native Expansion or whatever.
>>172444154
Looking at it bit more carefully, I think there's cavalry from two factions, if not three. The heavily armored one in the front with the bow could be Khuzait, but I wouldn't be too surprised if it was Aserai instead. The one on the far right is definitely Aserai, with the turban and all. The one he's chasing could be Vlandian based on how heavily armored he seems to be, but it's a bit too blurry to say for sure.
>>172444495
but every autismo anon here says floris is bad. i'll take a look at the others. thanks anon
>>172444673
Floris gets memed around a lot. The real issue that some people recommend it as being native improved, which it isn't. In the end every Warband module is flawed in its own way and it's up you to find what you enjoy, you'll find plenty of memers who will shit on any mod and they're not necessarily wrong. I'm personally not a fan of Floris and some if its ugly choices.
>tfw you start getting into warband right as the sequel is about to steal the fanbase away
It's killing floor all over again
>>172445091
killing floor was such a fun fucking game. never played the 2nd. heard it was garbage.
>>172445071
nord looks fine apart from that ugly ass helmet
Which Vanilla mod allows you to spectate or even switch to your troops if you fall on combat?
>>172445517
I REQUEST THIS ANSWER AS WELL
>>172445517
>directly controlling anyone but yourself in m&b
>>172445517
like every single mod ever made has death cam when you die
1257 is one of the few mods with good body swapping on death, it's also in SoF but it's really buggy in that one
>>172445642
>wanting to stare at npcs fighting each other for 20+m
autism
>>172445381
The game is fine but the developer followed the trend of becoming a stickler about in-game harassment so if you call anyone a fag you get banned from the server
>>172445091
Hopefully Bannerlord won't be controversial in the same way KF2 is.
>>172445712
Keyword is VANILLA. I don't need any major changes to the native, I just need those mechanics.
>>172445910
just play diplomacy it doesn't have any game changing stuff it just makes diplomacy/kingdom management better
>>172445749
>dying
>being unwilling to accept consequences for your failures
>being unable to appreciate the grounded way in which you play your character instead of some mystical force able to directly control other people
>>172440564
god bless thee anon
hope you do one for Parabellum if it doesn't die on modders drama
>Warband regiments keep disbanding
>only ever get pulled into francophone ones with peeps 6-7 hours away
>>172446138
>hope you do one for Parabellum if it doesn't die on modders drama
That's where the screenshot is from, so yeah
>>172446271
>napoopanic warfare
you seriously need autism to enjoy that shit
>>172446330
damn nice
>>172446271
regs are for faggots
>>172446041
Does it come with spectator mode?
>>172446330
>putting The Last Days in the same category with ACuck and fucking Floris
who made this garbage
>>172446585
yeah
every mod does you rarely ever see a mod without death cam
>>172446330
dude, this meme is used the other way around.
>>172446802
Really?
Shit, fixed it
>>172446802
no. by approaching the boundaries of degeneracy, one can gain enlightenment and attain a supreme mind
>>172447347
>pop
>better than last days
puking_anime_girl.jpg
>>172439875
tfw no dragon bf
It seems people fail to understand that approaching the boundaries of degeneracy, as an anon put aptly, allows one to break free of the mortal coils that binds them to this material plane. If you willingly embrace the degenerate mod, you would feel that waiting for Bannerlord is not suffering at all.
>>172447684
TLD loses a lot of points with its retarded mechanics like resources and siege limits
>>172448007
Holy shit those animations on the spiders are actually good
>>172444154
It'll be Khuzait. There's not much culture that wear war masks like those, other than slavs or turkic people, and since the slavs didn't make it into the game, i'm 99% sure this one will be a turkic/khuzait
>>172445517
Cataphracts are at times depicted as wearing masks
>>172446078
>he chooses realism over fun 100% of the time
>he's unironically autistic
Anon, stop.
Anyone else sick of that fucking bannerlord steamgroup? not the /vg/ one the other larger fanmade one. Never anything fucking usefull in their always shilling their shit channels or useless articles that provide no new insight. I know the lack of information makes it hard to put anything of note up there but still.
>>172448683
>realism and fun are opposed to each other
>making the game less punishing makes it more fun
>>172448839
>he enjoys watching digital characters kill people while he watches
I didn't think you could be a cuck in a video game anon.
>>172449045
>digital characters kill people
this future is a lot darker than i thought it would be
>>172449045
stop dying
>>172448660
They don't wear conical helmets though, also that slav mask's style is pretty distinctive
>>172449045
just tab out after you die and shitpost on /mbg/
having a jumping transcendental entity take over your men one after another and making them into supersoldiers makes the game effortless
What is it with modders and their love for shitty animations and sound effects?
The sole canopy on the open plains
Are, high above, the clouds. The elements
Reign free—no trees to shelter when it rains,
There is no blade of grass the wind not bends.
The only warmth in stormy nights to seek
Is that of pure steppe waifu, kind and meek.
Her house—a yurt, no sooner packed than pitched—
Is but the nomad's rest, and not her home.
Her life of freedom left my heart bewitched,
For 'tis on horseback, in the wind to roam,
That she calls home, and is where she belongs.
She is not mine—the greatest of all wrongs!
For all the steel that I have worn and swung,
And all the stone I scaled and made my own,
For all the songs that of my deeds are sung,
Never like her I have on horseback flown
Across the steppe, free like no man or lord.
'tis her, not Ragnar, who deserves my sword.
>>172449980
Well, some of them made it themselves and they're proud of that
>>172447347
kek.in case you weren't trolling, and i assumed that because of the effort you made. you put the good stuff at the peanut brain, and the shitty stuff at the most "enlightened" brain
Do female characters have smaller hitboxes?
https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,279776.msg8708759.html#msg8708759
Phantasy update is coming out soon!
>>172449827
Well, I hope you're right
>>172449894
the way you phrased that makes it seem super cool
>>172451052
Cool :)
>1257 modded
>"cannot be used on horseback"
thanks anon for making the game a little less fun
>>172451954
cannot what be used on horseback
>>172450148
retard. Gangs of Glasgow and Paradigm Worlds are unironically good.
>>172452212
>Gangs of Glasgow
Explain this meme
>>172450148
Did you just insult the greatest mod ever made you fucking poofter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6FfFfL7zGo
>Received couched lance damage!
>>172452059
can you read? that's it right there. a lot of the weapons are unable to be used on horseback. holy shit the reading comprehension.
>notice i still got l'aigle installed
>boot it up on a whim
>get erect from all the production value
>all the attention to detail
>excellent music
>great art
>great everything
>then get sad because there's nothing to do
>>172452743
pokemon became so shit
>>172452743
>delivered couched lance damage
>>172453571
>Getting a glorious blue and red remake on the switch
>>172453815
>implying any smart human bean would waste money on that shit
anon, please don't make jokes that funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb-srOfRqNc
>>172444624
>Vlandian based on how heavily armored he seems to be, but it's a bit too blurry to say for sure.
Looks more similar to the one on the left of the central one, with a purple shield on his back, and looks like he is wearing a turban too.
>>172445381
>nord looks fine apart from that ugly ass helmet
the point of the image isn't to say that the aesthetics are bad it's that they're incredibly anachronistic with each other
>>172454040
>Implying it won't also be for the Wii U like Zelda
>Cemu
>Blood and Steel 2 still not released
>Tohlobaria still not finished
>Brave new world turned out to be fucking shit
>Parabellum got taken down over modder autism before I could download it
Are there any decent late-medieval and/or early-modern mods, /mbg/?
>>172452293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6FfFfL7zGo
>>172452293
>>172454657
my bad, there's actually 2 versions of GoG. the regular Gangs of Glasgow is your standard Mount and Blade mod with freeplay sandbox. The Old Firm is more story based, like Viking Conquest and is centered on football hooligans.
>>172400728
>a M&B modding team
>going on to create their own MP-only rip-off game
>there are two stand alone Civil War M&B knockoffs
Fucking why?
>>172454267
helmet still looks like ass.
> buys 4 heads of cattle
> goes back to village with quest
> quest no complete
fucking why game?
>kill night bandits in 1257 modded quest
>they dont trigger an attack at all
>fail quest
Nice
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MONTRESSOR
Looks like the shoulders of his clothes are made of gold, as well as the border of the sleeves
>>172456705
Admin pls.
>>172456823
>admin tp pls
is the ad 1257 mod with shitty "graphical enhancements" or is it cancer free?
>>172456705
I absolutely love plank spam to block vital routes of attack for the enemy. Fuck sandbags, planks spam is almost impossible to destroy since theres so fucking many of them.
>>172454657
This seems like a paradigm worlds-tier meme mod simply to screw around, have some laugh and then uninstall.
>>172457512
It's free of cancer (almost), but severely suffers from autism.
>>172458693
why is it autistic
>>172455897
Oh? Who is making that one?
Also does anyone remember the name of the game the new L'angle game?
>>172438210
WE ARE THE JATU!No, wait. Wrong Module.
In other news: I am almost done!
Just the six pictures from faction armies and the UI will be finished.
>>172459185
Keep up the good work
>>172458820
looked into it out of curiosity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbprpZls3z4
>Fight on multiple fronts in Holdfast: Nations At War - A competitive multiplayer first and third person shooter set during the Napoleonic Era
>competitive multiplayer
>set during the Napoleonic Era
what did they mean by this
>>172458727
Just play and see for yourself. I'm not saying that it's bad, you just really need to be autistic to enjoy it.
>>172459832
>you just really need to be autistic to enjoy it
no you don't, this meme is retarded
>>172459923
>Just play and see for yourself
I've updated Undead Calradia and released the source files for it if anybody's interested. Threw in new Four Horseman of the Apocalypse companions (with special abilities) and fixed error text being spewed if not using WSE. I can't say that I won't just go dead again but I at least intend one more small update ensuring you can get said companions back if you lose them after a battle (I think they might gone kinda permanently as it stands so try not to lose) and offering a hard mode where you only raise dead enemies for your army if you personally or companions killed them.
>>172459832
>you must suffer from autism to play mount and blade on steroids
Who is this stupid?
>>172460359
Link ?
>>172460359
shit mod, no one cares
>>172459771
It means it is going to be dead after 6 months, at most, like every other MP-only game.
Of Kings and Men
For Honor
Chivalry
War of Roses
Others I'm probably forgetting
>>172460906
I care, it's my favorite mod of all time.
>>172461116
shit tastes, no one cares
>>172460906
>>172461193
>>172460786
http://www.moddb.com/mods/undead-calradia
>>172461834
Oh ok.
What folder do I place fixes for anon's mods?
>>172460906
DO NOT BULLY THE ANONDEVS
>>172462426
make less shit content
>>172462426
As the anondev in question, I don't know if this post will have the opposite effect, but in all seriousness please don't be a cunt to all the people who have a go making stuff. I don't mean me; I don't mind being shit talked and yeah, a lot of my content actually is shit and unfinished. But it'd suck if other people give up because instead of constructive criticism they just get "fuck you, your mod's shit." There's already a trillion shitty amateur mods so no, it's not helping in a meaningful way to prevent one more.
So how are the Saranids and Vaegirs?
I realized I never made a playthrough with them.
>>172463654
Sarranids are actually decent with javelin infantry and second best cavalry
Vaegirs only have their archers
>>172463654
Sarranids are pretty much desert Swadians that have a way better starting position. Vaegirs are quantity over quality. Their archers are good at range, but get up close and they're made of paper.
>>172463149
so deviantart should still be a thing? i'm sure they put in a lot of hard work, and guess what? it's shit
>>172464047
>>172464079
Well fuck I guess I'll give Sarranids a try, I need at least two good type of soldiers.
Thanks peeps.
>>172464164
Well its existence isn't hurting me because I never go there, so sure, I don't see why not.
>>172464362
>i'm okay with shit content being produced on the same planet i live on
>he makes shit content for FREE
shit opinion
>>172464531
>i, an autist, decide what content is worthy of existence
>>172464164
What's wrong with deviantart, it has a lot of great stuff
>>172463654
Vaegirs have good archers but mediocre everything else, but they're not pigeonholed into either cavalry or infantry. Lack of shields is a big minus.
Really though, they're not as bad as people make them out to be.
>>172458820
Battle Cry is being made by the Napoleonic Wars team. What are the odds that any of these game come out?
>>172464810
>they're not pigeonholed into either cavalry or infantry
That's right, because their infantry can also spawn with horses
lmao
>>172464810
Vaegirs are also aesthetic as fuck.
>>172445071
Floris has a hounskull bascinet???
Guess I know what I'm playing with now
>>172464164
Deviantart is shit because of the endless circlejerking, they don't accept criticism and while 4chan is the complete opposite of that (a crab bucket), if you're not giving any constructive criticism then you're no better than them really
>>172464184
Don't even bother using your skirmishers for anything other than chucking jarids though. If possible, order them to retreat right after they spent all their ammo so your better armored troops can replace them in the ensuing melee
>>172464708
>wahh don't call the content i spent forever on shit
instead of crying how about you get better at making your "content"
>>172465232
Excluding today I've actually had the opposite experience in /mbg/. Lots of people have been super encouraging and I think this is the first time somebody has actually said your mod is shit.
>>172465885
I didn't make anything you sperg
>>172465090
what mod is this?
>>172465232
that is my criticism, your mod is hot garbage
>>172466017
Am I being trolled? You're legally obligated to tell me if you are.
It's native.
>>172466017
looks like native but could just as well be diplomacy or dickplomacy
>>172465951
Oh well, probably just a shitposter then. Pay no heed anon
>>172466017
Those all seem to be Native assets and it's a player character in Vaegir gear, not some Vaegir troop.
>>172466172
>trolled
how old are you?
>>172466151
You've replied to 2 people that aren't me as if they're me now.
Anyway can we drop this?
>>172466192
>ignore the guy speaking the truth
if you wanted to ignore me you would have already done so. but since you feel the need to insta whiteknight a shitty mod creator, you won't.
>>172466331
>can we drop this?
>still replies
if i were you i'd be spending my free time not dishing out steaming hot trash to the people you want playing your mod
>>172466331
Didn't get to finish my fucking post before submitting. Can we drop this because I didn't intend to derail the thread with my update and it's fine if you think my mod's shit. Let's just not shit up /mbg/.
>>172466441
you sound like the maker of this mod fucked your boyfriend or something
you're way too invested in this desu
>>172466487
I'm sure this is against some rule butcalling a /mbg/ mod shit is a meme. The only mod I don't see called shit are the upstab mods.
>>172466775
upstab is shit tho
>>172466951
it's objectively better than upswing
>>172466951
ginge fuck off back to zelda
>>172466775
But anon, upstabs are exploits and should be removed
>>172467032
>objectively
nope
>>172466731
>desu
>whiteknights
>acts like leddit
i can't help you like shit anon. get some better tastes.
>>172459185
Oopps. Forgot I've still gotta remake the HD Loadscreens. That's gonna take a while.
Meanwhile take this Escape Menu recolor. I'm still working on it BTW:
>>172439189
God that is sexy heavy infantry. I seriously hope they've fixed spears in Bannerlord. My favorite weapon type in RPGs but I just can't bring myself to use them in M&B because of how wonky they are in massive melees.
We need some spear combat footage.
>>172466487
>didn't mean to derail
>responds to every comment
wouldn't expect someone who made one of the worst mods ive seen for literally any game ever created be smart.
>>172467859
Looks amazing anon, looking forward to it all being complete.
>>172467859
you couldn't make something on your own? kinda lazy, not gonna lie
>>172467901
my favorite are flails, sadly there aren't any in m&b.
>>172467859
That menu texture looks awful, the texture looks too blurry and stretched
>>172468237
Now this is circlejerking
>>172468620
wow anon way to be a dick, im sure that anon worked hard on that shit menu
>>172467859
Awesome stuff anon. Keep it up!
alright after 5 hours of A New Dawn, I would say that this mod is the child of PoP and Floris. the troop trees are bloated like Floris, but the troop stats themselves are also pumped up like PoP with shit like 120 armor/140 HP on higher end troops. lots of mods are incorporated into a New Dawn, but that doesn't really mean much when 8/10 parties on the overworld are hostile to you and will rape you since you actually can't damage them due to their rdicioulous armor. Even when you power up it still doesn't feel like it since tier 4 Rhodok infantry took like 5 swings for me to knock out with a very good mace. It's a stable and fairly finished mod, but to me it just feels like bloat for the sake of bloat. 5/10I do love how the mod just shamelessly rips assets from multiple other games and mods. I love killing Rhodoks in DA:O armor with PoP armored knights.
>>172467859
The color work looks good, but that stuff around the edge textbox looks pretty bad.
>>172468861
I somehow wasn't aware that that was part of his work, but yeah, it's not a good look. Sorry colouring anon but maybe first that border; rest of your work is solid.
>>172469190
ditch that border*
>>172468394
That's kind of the point through, I'm trying to keep close to Native textures and not change too much.
>>172468620
>>172469190
Gonna try and fix the blurriness or work with something else.
>>172469340
First guy you responded to was baiting, ignore if he continues.
>>172469340
>i'm trying to be lazy instead of working hard and making some original content people might enjoy
kay
I'm addicted. I bought this fucking game around 10 days ago and I played 116 hours already. I can't stop. I dream about M&B.
Send help.
>>172469483
how is that bait? because it upset you? fuck off kid. it's a legitimate critique. it is in fact lazy.
>>172469624
You're one of us now. Help is not coming.
>>172469624
>116 hours is a lot in 10 days
nigga
>>172469795
holy shit nigga, how many hours do your days have?
>>172469915
I'm a professional NEET. so about 20.
>>172469624
Wait till you get to the "bannerlord when?" stage, that's where the real suffering begins.
>>172470031Only 4 hours of sleep? How did you do that?
>>172469624
Same here. Except I've got 54 hours and I got ashamed so now I'm leaving it alone and just memeing on here while doing uni shit
>>172470564
You don't require much sleep when all you do is sit around and play vidya.
>>172467134
it is
2 stabs
2 swings
thrusting polearms always have more thrust damage so having 3 swings is pointless
>>172469795
Some of us work for a living. Unthinkable, I know.
>>172469795
To be fair we have a very different definition of 10 DAYS here.
>>172470564
>>172470649
Actually a sleeping disorder. Trust me, I'd get more sleep if I could. I'm just waiting for the eternal sleep.
Still, fun as fuck playing different games for nearly 20 hours a day
>>172470937
>>172470880
>being a wagecuck
disgusting
>>172471262
better than being a neet
>>172470880
>>172471262
>not being part-time, all the time
Best of both worlds.
>>172471262
>Not being a salary master race who shitposts on /mbg/ at work
Just sad desu.
>>172471362
>everything gets paid for me
>literally do nothing but play games
>somehow that's better than working a job
makes no sense but more power to you for being a wageslave
>>172470721
Why would you ever swing a spear anyway
>>172471421
>desu
enjoy your autism i guess
What's the ideal job according to /mbg/?
>>172471868
crusader purging filth
>>172471657
for teh shield numb (tm)doesn't matter for SP 2bh
>>172471868
Cushy 9-to-5 in some shitty office so you can shitpost /mbg/ while pretending to work.
>>172471657
I'm sure there is some niche for it in some military treatise from the past but for the most part if your opponent is to the side of your spear head and standing in front of you, you fucked up
>>172471991
This.
>>172471991
>office job
ew
>>172471998
you can just retract the spearhead backwards though if you got enough space, it's pretty quick and easy
how do i activatedickplomacy
cant find the option in the camp menu.
the new faces and other stuff already works, pls help
>>172471967
>for teh shield numb (tm)
loving these normie inhouse memes
>>172471589
looking forward to the day they take your socialist gibmedats away from you and you have to suck cock to fund your hobby ;^)
>>172471657
depends on the spearhead
>>172472437
sounds hot
>>172472437
government doesn't pay for me. but nice to know my lifestyle somehow upsets you.
>>172472741
so your parents pay for you? kek
why are you so defensive about this, anon? it's not like they're gonna die soon anyway
>>172468774
>255 damage crossbow with 800 skill
welcome to hell
>>172471868
>industrial chemist
is this /mbg/ approved? or do I have to be a neet to fit in here
>>172471417
Agreed. Bonus points if it's charity-related: money and karma at the same time.
>>172473027
You don't need to be anything to fit in here except a shitposter who at least kinda likes M&B.
>>172472853
>still making up things to make himself feel better
no, I have a stupid rich friend who let's me live at his place for near nothing.
>it's defensive to explain to an autistic anon shitposting about my living style
ok
>>172472232
anyone?
>>172473694
Whats the problem? Just copy paste the file from lewd folder into your mod folder then turn it on ingame.
I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.
>>172474054
ive copied it from the content options into the diplomacy folder that i copied into the modules folder, but dont see anything ingame to turn it on
Can you disable the updated underwear on the women in dickplomacy, I'm tired of wanting to beat my meat every time I change my armor
>>172474487
There's literally nothing wrong with beating your meat, anon.
>>172474171
Fucking finally. I've been waiting for you all day.
>>172474487
>I'm tired of wanting to beat my meat every time I change my armor
Never tried dickplomacy, how does the updated underwear looks like?Is it that lewd?
>>172474487
can you tell me what you did exactly?
maybe you can tell me what i did wrong>>172474479
>>172474772
But it's sore
>>172474857
And it's pretty lewd
>>172474857
Make love to me anon. :3
>>172475050
It's in the base dickplomacy, even without adult content enabled
>>172474831
What would you do if Cao Cao didn't appear?
>>172475227
okay so the new underwear seems to work, still cant find out how to activate the lewd stuff
>>172475098
Have you been beating your meat all day while playing mount and blade, anon?
>>172475547
>>172475547
Don't even joke about it. He's my world.
>>172475547
I'd post it myself in your honor.
>>172472907
>>172475641
Maybe
>>172475992
How do you even put gas in an arrow.
>>172476123
That gas also explodes on hit.
>>172467859
Maybe this?
>>172476525
shit
>>172475623
do i need the wse thing for something?
>>172476525
I like it.
>>172476123
You have to put it in the arrowhead
>>172452212
>>172452407
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/expanding-brain?full=1 :(
>>172476525
way better
>>172475992
What the fuck?
>>172476843
>>172477154
It's a copy-paste and resize of the main menu and It changes the escape menu somewhat from Native, so I'm not so sure about it.
>>172476525
That is so much better.
>>172476813
Nah, it's just for one type of horse.
>>172469340
1257ad texture bro here.
Pls post that illuminated textures, anon.
>>172477604
Here you go, senpai.
I've go several of them to use as assets for my textures.
Seached for them in Google as Illuminated Manuscript or Illuminated Text.
WHy are all the VC helmets and armours so boring? Brytenwalda has much nicer looking gear
>>172477503
alright in that case i have no idea how to do it
>>172477932
Aye, thanks
>>172478215
фapтy мacти мycopaм пo пacти
>>172478215
That horse looks like it has autism
>>172478659
>>172478659
Not really, it looks like a cartoon horse.
>>172478773
facebook memes, nice
>>172477071
>know your meme
The only thing you need to know is suicide.
>>172478968
>Implying they aren't the best kind
>>172456821
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloth_of_gold
memes srs buisness
I'm not implying this place is retardedbut come on
>>172479543
I'm not a kid, so no, they aren't. Memes in general are pretty shit these days
what are some /mbg/ made mods?
Which gender do you play more?
will there be dickplomacy for bannerlord? (including the lewd of course)
>>172480654
Floris evolved
>>172480689
skeleton
>>172480834
ginge said no
>>172481475
show source of ginge saying that
>>172480654
Sayazn (we count that right? Jacuck used to post here), Dickplomacy, Way of the Sword, all of Tweakbro's modified mod versions, upstab, Persistent Troop Identities and Undead Calradia. Did I miss some?
>>172481605
are any of those mods are still being updated?
>>172481685
i still update my submods, planning on updating VC but i could do with some help from that texturefriend
>>172481605
You missed tons
>Falconian
>Os
>Etc
>enlist in ragnar's army
>5 fucking times in a row he's alone facing against literally the entirety of the vaegir's army
Ya know, this game sucks fucking dick sometimes.
>>172482312
>Freelancer
You brought this upon yourself.
>>172482385
>not wanting to play as a footsoldier
It's fun, when the game's terrible AI doesn't bend you over and fuck you raw.
>>172482312
why do you join the battle if you don't want to?
>>172482463
>it's fun, except when it isn't, and it isn't most of the time
>>172482671
don't have a choice.
>>172482679
>distorted reaction images
>>172482312
>join nords
>Ragnar just sits in his fucking city most of the time
>appoint shitty marshals
>lose clay
>get tired of losing clay
>take a swadian fort on my own, lose 70% of my army because not playing on ez modo
>only have a single shitty fief that is perma raided
>ask for fort
>ask for lords to support me, they do
>>Ragnar takes it for himself
I don't hate any leader as much as fucking Ragnar
>>172482671
he's talking about freelancer mod, not a vassal. jeez anon, don't be such a retard
>>172482836
>>172482969
If I were home I'd post that relevant comic.
>>172482969
See, in most of my playthroughs he doesn't sit around in sargoth. The marshall and his vassals, however, will move to an open field miles from any objective, take off their clothes, and jerk each other off fighting looters while the enemy takes our cities.
God damn this game fucking sucks and is amazing at the same time.
>>172483253
That's the magic of Turk coding.
>>172483164
>phoneposter
disgusting
>>172483389
Try and stop me.
>>172483253
Generally Hakim makes for the best liege. Rarely if ever loses land, is generous with giving away fiefs and generally keeps the realm stable.
Funnily enough I had worse experiences with Arwa The Parled One after putting her in charge.
Hakim was fucking right, women shouldn't rule.
Anyway
Hakim>Graveth>Harlaus=Yaroglek>Sanjar "Expanding is for noobs" Khan>Ragnar
>>172479117
b-but i want play bannerlord :(
>>172483389
urrr he's posting on a convenient device uuurr
>>172483995
literal autistic 20 year olds
the latin emipre Larissa castle in 1257 is bugged right
>>172477936
Because Viking Conquest is a shittier version of Brytenwalda. Brytenwalda has much more things. More settlements, more quests, more random shit like hunting. The only aspect of Viking Conquest that is better is ships. But that's a rather major aspect of the game, so it makes VC worth playing nonetheless.
>>172484050
>literal autistic
not really
>20 year olds
wrong againfaggot
>>172484106
bugged as in siege related?
>>172484050
Wrong, I'm 24.
>>172484112
>tfw I completely ignore ships because too expensive, raiding isn't worth that much money and you can ferry in a dock city any way
Why the FUCK is upgrading units so slow and expensive anyway in VC. These faggot enemy lords have 40+ irish champions and 30 irish bodyguards but all they have is a tiny fief.
1.3k for a single unit upgrade is fucking retarded. And because the troop trees are even more retarded my mailed up foot soldier irish champion somehow becomes a light armored horse riding skirmisher (irish bodyguard)
>>172484304
yeah, sorry, should have elaborated
>>172484485
I know. But Brytenwalda is no better in that aspect. Units take ages to upgrade too, and they are all shit. I think entry level units are even worse than in VC, they only get fucking wooden forks
>>172484590
yeah a lot are. mod is a little bit trash because of that.
>>172484747
alright, I'll just wait on the rest of the lords to seize it, thanks
>>172484485
>>172484742
>not playing a native+ mod
>not playing a good mod
you only have yourselves to blame
>>172484112
>Because Viking Conquest is a better version of Brytenwalda
i know
Surprise motherfuckers, Bannerlord beta is coming out today, but only to a select audience. To keep the number of participants low, it will only be released to each person whoposts something nice about ginge.
Go.
>>172484934
The only bettter thing it has is graphics and ships. Brytenwalda is better in every other aspect
>>172484485
>And because the troop trees are even more retarded my mailed up foot soldier irish champion somehow becomes a light armored horse riding skirmisher (irish bodyguard)
?
>>172485018
I unironically love Ginge, and think that his goofyness is endearing and cute. I have told Ginge that I love him in the past, when he showed up.
>>172485018
you have autism
>>172484903
What is a good mod after all?
>1257 AD
Boring
>Gekokujo
Was good until weebs ruined it
>Brytenwalda
Slow as fuck
>VC
Not even a mod.
>>172485018
who the fuck is ginge?
>>172485021
not really
more fiefs isn't a good thing either
>>172485151
>1257 is boring
yeah i hate a lot of content, more options, bigger map, and more in depth playstyle too.
>Gekokujo
>letting other people ruin your fun
pretty cool setting and atmosphere
>Brytenwalda is slow
>I want EVERYTHING handed to me NOW
>VC
I ain't touching that shit
>>172485165
TaleWorlds' community manager. The guy who writes a blog about Bannerlord every 8 months as his full time job.
>>172484903
>>not playing a native+ mod
name one that doesn't suck summer sweaty balls
>>172484742
I conquered half of the map in VC using mostly freeholders because you can recruit them out of castles and cities and villages with high relations
Archers are 100% useless, tier 1 peasants with slings perform almost as well (mostly useless, because its SHIELDS the expansion)
Cavalry is almost entirely useless, because spears everywhere
Warriors and champions are awesome, but are expensive to get, take ages to get and die easy because they go in the front of a shield wall where they kick ass for 10-20 seconds before dying to a spear since the Ai can graciously ignore clipping and stab through you.
>>172485109
Champions promote into bodyguards now (for 1.1k) for reasons unknown to me. Check in game
>>172485459
Diplomacy, Silverstag, Dickplomacy probably, haven't played it. Tocans ain't too bad.
>>172485495
>Archers are 100% useless
meme
>Cavalry is almost entirely useless
more because horses are so gimped in VC in terms of survivability
>>172485365
I love lots of content,options, and playstyles. Too bad 1257 provides literally none of that.
>>172485580
Isn't Silverstag kill? And doesn't it have retarded weapons like "English Bill"?
>>172485459
>spoonfeed anon please im a retard
nigga it's all in the pastebin
>>172485626
Archers are useless unless you abuse the AI and make them run in circles. They just do too little damage against anything with a gambeson or up.
Pictish and irish skirmishers are actually useful though. Picts get crossbows with good piercing damage and the irish get loads of javelins and military slings (30 damage) and sling lead (+10 damage)
>>172485741
no u
>>172485459floris
>>172485365
1257 AD is bland as fuck. There is a shitton of factions and troop trees, but nothing more. There are no new game mechanics, and there is nothing to do that you wouldn't be able to do in Native. But since the map is so big and empty you spend most of the game traveling from X to Y instead of doing fun things
>>172485726
>actually being a downie
shame
>>172486101
>There are no new game mechanics
but that's wrong
>>172486101
deleet this
>>172485728
Don't remember the English bill, didn't somebody say that was in 1257? As for it being kill, I don't know about that, I think it's still being worked on and I had a blast with it in a much earlier version anyway.
>>172486313
I'm pretty sure the English Bill was in Floris.
Or Floris Evolved, dunno.
Thanks anyway, I might give it a try.
hey guys did you like our latest blog?
>>172486621
Shutup Ginge
>>172485906
>Archers are useless unless you abuse the AI and make them run in circles. They just do too little damage against anything with a gambeson or up.
no they're not
>Picts get crossbows with good piercing damage
they do cut by default
>military slings (30 damage) and sling lead (+10 damage)
a number of units get these, but yeah they're pretty good
>>172486621
Can someone based anon put his face on that blacked picture with the nig's hand?
>>172486720
Post the template
>>172486720
That would be too good.
>>172486101
why do you post about mods you know nothing about
>>172486868
There are people here who just want to whinge that every single mod is shit.
>>172486667 >>172486720 >>172487061
stop bully ginge
>>172486670
That's a bunch of spearmen and freeholders though. Try them against guys with gambesons and mail and archers quickly become eh.
Unless briton archers are actually good, the angle and norse archers I tried even when positioned properly and massed barely dented any lord's army I went up against
Never knew crossbows did cutting damage though.
>>172486101
fuck off retard
>>172487324
Nigga you retarded or something.
>>172487324
well there it is kek
>>172487458
It's worth the ban
>>172487328
>Try them against guys with gambesons and mail and archers quickly become eh.
there are men in better armour there
i've also had it work against more armoured men, and had it happen to me when attacking a castle, since defenders get 100% accuracy they can kill heavily armoured troops if they shoot them from the sides or back
>Unless briton archers are actually good
finn archers are the best but they're expensive
Are crossbowmen in 1257 AD as OP as in Native?
>>172487324
Yeah I'm not gonna photoshop that, it's not like I like Ginge I just really don't wanna look at thatFuck you
>>172487515
Godspeed then, anon. Godspeed.
>>172487742
So ranged units are crap or what?
>>172487795
>they're either OP or crap
>>172487580
No. It's shit.
>>172487795
Surprisingly high tier archers are bretty gud. Bows break shields really quick in 1257
>>172487846
What are the best ranged units then
>>172487987
crossbowmen
>>172487528
Yeah siege accuracy is kinda crazy. I have to hide behind my men when assaulting a castle because of wacky irish 200 meter thrown spears and slings.
I always end up getting bored of VC mid/late game combat because of the lack of unit variety and tactics.
Somehow chasing around by khergit horsefuckers and getting sniped by rhodok snipers is more fun than shieldwall battle #251
>>172488463
i find the sieges to be a lot more fun than field battles, since the sieges in VC are decent due to the ladders being so short and numerous
hand over your denars, nerd
>>172488846
I had some pretty shit luck then when I made my irish kingdom, the forts are copy pasted and have one (ONE) ladder and a tiny gate to go through.
Insanely easy to defend and frustrating to attack, with gorillions of famished irish dicks hurling infinite spears and sling lead at you which laughs at my 55 armor reinforced lorica.
Sieges are more fun than native though. I love the anglesaxon forts where you have those tiny watch towers you can jump off
>mfw going berserk and jumping into a group of saxons with an axe raised above my head
>>172489436
i haven't done irish scenes, but to be fair defenders are usually pretty gimped so it's a good change of pace
>>172489432
is that theHumungus?
>>172489780
Irish scenes are torturous and worse than native. 1 single stinking ladder is all you get
I ended up actually using the siege warfare, because it forces them to sally out eventually and its only 12 days for a city now, 7 for a fort.
You do get an annoying event pretty much every day that will usually kill 20+ of your troops, hits your morale or costs money and reputation.
>>172490105
the event shit is pretty dumb, dunno why they did it
>>172489874
Is thatsexual harassment?
>>172490598
I wouldn't mind them so much if every single outcome wasn't negative or it's just annoying shit like
>some cunts snuck into your camp and killed your men
>lose 30 dudes including some of your high tiers
>wait an hour for the npcs to even begin going up the siege ladder
>wait another hour getting back in line after getting pushed off the world's thinnest ladder
>spend 30 minutes IRL finding a suitable method of suicide
>come back to see the npcs clogged in a hallway so tight I can feel dark matter forming
>proceed to kill myself
Only way to play this game sometimes
What's the opinion on Battle Brothers?
>>172492009
>i need other people to tell me what to like
leave
>>172492096
>asking other people their thoughts on something precludes me having my own
Get fucked. There's hasn't been any really new MBG-like content in god damned years that hasn't been total ass or mods that will update in ten days.
The fundamental gameplay is different, yes, but Backstreet Boys looks like it can scratch that same itch without being the exact same game I've already played to death - and through undeath.
I'm not willing to drop 30 USD blind.
So I am asking here.
>>172492343
>posts one greentext sentence
>he posts a paragraph in return
>>172492009
Core gameplay loop is really fun but to really shine I'd like to see more patches and content.
>>172448660
>>172448539
I'm still sore about being limited to four item slots.
I still think that shields and or arrows should have their own separate slots so you can have primary/secondary ranged shield weapons.
>>172493867
I wish there was a way to restock arrows. They fixed the chest thing ages ago
In Geko I use 2 stacks of arrows and still run out
How do I capture a city with an army limit under 80?
>>172491526
Must have been 20 good men. :^)
> cattle quest to improve village reputation
> buys cattle
> no option to finish quest
WTF anon bros, doesn't this quest ever work?
>>172484485
>Why the FUCK is upgrading units so slow and expensive anyway in VC
Because you get 30000 party exp every time you fight a lord
>playing 1257
>besiege a castle
>lose a lot of good men, but eventually overcome the defenses
>there's only one crossbowman left, hiding in tower
>tell all my men to gather in the courtyard and to not attack
>kick crossbow cunt off the tower into the courtyard
>beat the everliving shit out of him with my bare hands for at least five minutes straight as my men watch jovially
>eventually get bored and push him into crowd of my men and tell them all to attack
>they swarm him like sharks and brutally maul and quickly kill him
>we're feasting tonight boys
>>172493459
>That's a paragraph
>>172494737
take one that was taken from someone just recently, they have smallest crewunless we speaking about frelancer or other abnomination again, then dunno :^)
>>172493546
Give it the three months to wait, then?
>>172495974
Well it's fun how it is right now and has lots of content. I just think to be GOAT and on par with games like JA2 they should make expansions for it.
>>172494737
human wave tactics
>>172496062
>reading some of the reviews, talking to people
So,
Two handed weapons provide no benefit to the unit's defense in melee
And enemy archers are crack shots
Is this true?
>>172495838
I'm only playing with diplomacy, everything else is normal.
I've played this game a dozen times up to the point of being a minor 1-village lord, but I've always gotten bored before I could get a castle or town.
Can you get the same ridiculous 10:1 casualty ratios with Nord or Rhodok infantry as you can with cav? I know I need huscarls and crossbowmen to take a castle or town myself, but I like being able to reliably take on armies twice my size and still win, and being able to move faster than any infantry or mixed army on the world map.
>>172496548
you can't
cav is OP
>>172496548
You could always use Morghs to give Huscarls some nice horses :^)
>>172495304
someone please, how come can't you check cattle in your party? wat do?
>>172496691
Well, guess I need to get a castle first so I can store all my cav there while I train up infantry.
>>172497129
did you actually bring the cattle to the village
Cavalry is OP but high tier archers are even more OP
Is there any mod with plate armor like this? It should make you invincible though
>>172499403
>It should make you invincible though
>gets shot
>>172496548
if you play "good" ai and usually/always meet something like 100 sarranid m. archers + 80 s. guards + 40 mamelukes in every shit that you try to besiege there is 1 cheesy tactic for that:
1. pick any castle that doesn't require siege tower (and it's not originally rhoducks castle)
2. take 30 seargants and 50 sharpshooters (seargants above sharpies in party screen.
3. order seargants to hold postion 10-20 meters from ladder*
4. order sharpies to stay 20 m behind seargants (you can tell them to spread out 2-3 times)
5. Enemies will focus on seargants, so sharphosters are safe to shoot until their quivers are empty
6.when no one has no more ammo in your party flee and besiedge castle again. Repeat as many times as neccessary**
7. You can equip yourself and companions with good crossbows and help
*that depends on particular castle, idea is to be as close as possible, but if your seargants starts to die, you are too close. You shouldn't loose more than, say, 10% of them
**same, depends on your party size, troops etc etc.
I'm not native speaker so focus while reading this post :^)
>>172493459
>peasants in medieval times
>got all the skills yo
>strong as fuck
>can probably use a sword if needed
>they remain nobles/solders/kings bitch for all eternity
why didn't they just revolt? they outnumbered the nobles/soldiers like 10 to 1, yet they were still basically slave labor.
Inb4 muh noble king.
>>172497129
The cattle isn't added to your party, it spawns on the map as a separate party and you have to herd it to the village. It's probably run off now.
>>172500435
the clergy convinced them that god had designated places for everyone, and peasants' place was in the mud and shit, working for the others
Guys we will get bannerlord by the end of this year right?
>>172501071We're going to die soon.
>>172497761
>>172500516
fuck..... I would never see that on my own, the town model even overlaps the cattle...
>>172499750
>>172499403
lol... and from my understanding, this shit would be so heavy you would be basically a statue in the field
> yfw japanese armor is way cooler
>>172501628
low quality bait
>>172501628
It was meant to be used by mounted knights so weight didn't matter really.
>>172496435
Two handed weapons and top tier armor is god tier in lategame and will destroy enemy armies and you can fight every battle at night to fuck over archers. The only thing with archers is you need to learn how the line of sight and penalties work.
>>172500435
>why didn't they just revolt?
they did
it was called the 'Peasants' Revolt'
>>172502579
Why are the peasants here portrayed as men at arms?
>>172495576
if you were playing dickplomacy, you could've captured him and alive and told your troops to fuck the shit out of him.
>>172500435
>they remain nobles/solders/kings bitch for all eternity
Speak for yourself, britbong.
Why no mods set in Late Middle Ages, or REnaissance? I want to see full plate armor, great swords, pickaxes and muskets
>>172502917
the miniatures were drawn like 100 years later and the artists probably just couldn't be fucked to draw peasants
they did loot the castle armoury but I doubt that's what the armour in the miniatures is supposed to represent
>>172503363
>they did loot the castle armoury
I doubt that the castle armoury had that much gear anyway. Perhaps you're right, the artist was just lazy.
Surely though, there are better tapestries about this event out there, no?
>>172502579
What's up with that dude with the massive scimitar?
>>172504424
That's a falchion
>>172504161
>Surely though, there are better tapestries about this event out there, no?
maybe but I haven't seen any
this one depicts the Jacquerie which was an even more savage peasant revolt
>"peasants killed a knight, put him on a spit, and roasted him with his wife and children looking on. After ten or twelve of them raped the lady, they wished to force feed them the roasted flesh of their father and husband and made them then die by a miserable death"
>>172503312
>pickaxes
there are but they're not like 1257/brytenwalda good
>>172504564
fuck accurate proportions
>>172504676
Frogs are particularly nasty to snooty types in these revolts, huh
>>172502579
that guy with falchion and guy in black amour on bottom right play in different team than this king? they still look like nobles(at least armor guy), so how's that peasant revolt?
>>172505034
it's just a medieval miniature m8 don't read into the armour too much
they also depicted ancient battles in whatever armour was common when the miniature was drawn, there wasn't any shits given about how accurately the scene is portrayed
>>172494739
>Siege literally anything in VC
>Ramsay and his 20 good men comes everytime to kill every fucking decent soldier in my army until the assault is just a suicide mission
>>172505282
>they also depicted ancient battles in whatever armour was common when the miniature was drawn
the morgan bible is a good example
>>172505357
Look at how sly and clever David looks, and how sure of himself Goliath looks, I love the facial expressions in these tapestries.
>>172505034
You know back then artists spent most of their life in a nobleman's court. They didn't know shit about warfare, or how things worked in the outside world. So they painted peasant as the only kind of soldiers they had ever seen, who happened to be the castle guards.
Playing PoP, want to boost one of my companions weapon proficiencies so they can train my custom knighthood. The editors I'm aware of don't work on current saves. I've tried going into the files myself but I was only doing the same thing the editor did.
Is there another way to boost a companions weapon proficiency in a current save?
>>172504676
that's fucking savage
anyway what manuscript are you reading anon? it looks interesting.
>>172505587
That's a big guy
>>172505908
For ðu
>>172505804
Froissart's Chronicles, but the miniatures depend on what copy of the chronicles you're reading, most online versions are text only translations without the drawings
>>172505603
looks like they didn't give many fucks about paintings in general. Mayby they were too busy dying and praying
Holy shit we haven't gotten a good Middle Ages movie since what, Kingdom of Heaven? This is ifuriating me
>>172506154
they eventually got better
>>172504835
Why don't they just hop over the wall? Why did they build miniature castles lmao
>>172506307
hey, that's actually pretty neatergot overdose, but who am I to judge it
>>172506291
Just re-watch Dickplomacy: The Movie.
What's the name of that very famous Medieval musical piece that the bard plays in Diplomacy?
>>172506702
Greensleeves?
>>172506983
Yes, that one
>>172507106
Greeeensleeves was my heart and soooul, greensleeves was my desirrre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBuAAPNrtSE
>>172507230
I need more comfy medieval music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BakWVXHSug
>>172507512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tme4c-p6IM0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ_586CLHDM
>>172507512
>Simon and Garfunkel
my negero
>>172505757
pls respond
I've yet to find a mod more immersive than Brytenwalda. It really makes you feel like you live in a medieval world, where God is everywhere you look, and you fear God. I'm not really religious myself but I know that in the Middle Ages religion was extremely important, yet in most Warband modules religion is either inexistent or an irrelevant aspect of the game. It totally kills the immersion. A good Warband module needs to have at least some mysticism in it, without actually becoming low fantasy. Brytenwalda has mysticism, it makes you believe there is more to the game universe than just the game mechanics.
>>172507792
make them use it
>>172506672
>Dickplomacy: The Movie
I thought that was Caligula
>>172508112
>saving my .webm
>>172506067
>>172505908
>>172505587
[Cue Laugh-track]
Have we ever arranged a multiplayer match for ourselves?
I think playing siege with you guys would be fun.
>>172509130
We have an anon that hosts a server from time to time.
>>172509130
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/mountandbladevg#announcements
>>172509130
>Have we ever arranged a multiplayer match for ourselves?
almost every week
>>172509106
>>172477391
>>172476525
I have to stop doing reaction images and actually finish these things.
>>172509130
NA or EU?
>>172509849
rattle me bones
>>172510102
>>172509849
baka lads
>>172510102
Well there ever be another good pirate game?
If only Caribbean!had Sea Dogs/AoP ship combat.
Pirating of the Burning Sea had GOAT ship combat but it was a freaking MMO.
>>172511397
Vaegirs stronk, rush ladder, no stop
>>172510519
The land combat is also fucked up desu
>>172511397
not bad, it's about ping anyway
>>172511397
cyykaaa))) :DDDD
>>172511791
Land combat is the best part of M&B games though.
BANNERLORD WHEN
>>172512002
Which makes Caribbean such a shame, since It could had been pretty good.
>>172512124
When it's done.
>>172512258
>decent meal
>canned coke
>pouring the canned coke into glasses
someone teach these turks how to eat like people
>>172512198
I enjoy it well enough.
I just want a pirate game with.
AoP/Sea Dogs ship combat
Port Royale/X Series economics and administration
M&B/Carribean!land combat.
Is that so much to ask for really?
>>172512583
better out of the can
good as long as it's not american coke too
>>172512583
What's wrong with pouring your soda into a glass? Maybe I don't want a tin taste on my lips.
>tfw still no good bronze age mod
>>172512872
would be if FoW ever finished the fucking scenes
>>172512872
Are there even any good bronze age games?
Titan Quest is the only ones I can think of.
How is Hegemony 3?
What's the most reddit mod?
>>172512980
AoE1
AoM though it's not as good as AoE2
I have a modding question: what determines skin color and how do I change it? Some faces end up having the wrong skin tone or are either too dark or too light.
>>172513508
the texture of the face?
>>172513250
poop
>>172513602
Which spot? I checked two of them and they don't resemble each other, organization-wise. One has is flat colored at the borders and the other is fully textured, they both don't work properly in the same way.
>>172513250
Floris
>>172513250
any that makes cattle follow you
>>172513742
nvm fixed ;)
turns out it's a module_skins.py setting: the first number after the face name is the body skin color
>>172513250
1257 AD
>>172513250
geko, unironically
>>172513250
Any mod that isn't dickplomacy desu
i like freelancer
>>172512583
Coke actually goes well with Levant food. It helps digest. Also in a glass because it's more hygienic that touching with your lips a can that may or may not have been stored in a clean space
t. Half Lebanese
>>172512002
I meant the land combat in Caribbean is fucked.
>>172515473
i wouldn't call it fucked, just not as good as it should be
>>172500435
Numbers didn't mean as much in warfare as they do today with firearms. Today any chcucklefuck could kill an elite soldier easily with a gun but Knights would fuck up peasant armies several times their size with training and equipment.
also >>172500898
>>172512583
>he don't pour his coke into a glass
holy shit anon tell me where you live so i can avoid that barbaric excuse of a country forever
>>172515645
>Today any chcucklefuck could kill an elite soldier easily with a gun but Knights would fuck up peasant armies several times their size with training and equipment.
iirc at that time any peasant chucklefuck could kill an elite knight with a halberd/pike too though
>>172512872
That neckguard looks like a chimney kek
>>172491526
If you're going to starve them out might as well not bring any troops above T3
>>172515645
>Today any chcucklefuck could kill an elite soldier easily with a gun
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_H%C3%A4yh%C3%A4
Are there any mods set during the same time period as Butterlord?
>>172518848
Technically VC but you don't get to see the mainland
>>172518957
I though Bannerlord would be 200 years before Warband. I thought it would be like 1057
>>172519391
Calradian time doesn't translate literally to our time
Out for a stroll are we?
how do you edit the amount of money control x gives
is it true that one game week is now one year in game bannerlord?
>>172521853
i hope there are options to slow time down
if not someone should make a mod to do that
>>172521853
I thought it was one week = one season.
Does any mod actually fix the village raid exploit where you can force a village to give supplies with a small band of elite troops, they charge you and you kill them all and it gives you an option to then plunder the village so in effect you raid a village but take no faction relation hit?
>>172522886
huh, i have no idea you can do this
>>172522886
it's not an exploit
>>172523665
How is that not an exploit?
>>172439189
>read Blog 17
*Can't Talk About That intensifies*
>>172524021
It's nothing. We already read that in the PCG article
>>172519391
>I thought it would be like 1057
I think we can expect some anachronisms between factions. Or inside them even. The Empire for example seems to mix and match gear from both early and late Roman Empire.
>>172521853
I know I'm replying to an old meme, but it's: 1 week = 1 months
The year is made of 12 weeks.
Mountain Blade is a musou
The Flying Frenchman
>>172453539
You just need to follow around a general and roleplay Anon ;^{)
>>172524664
i got a feeling you're not using that emoticon ironically, fuck off
ADick 1257 whenAlso holy shit I should change this female face models
>>172524773
And you're new.
>>172524773
>It's okay if it's ironic
Why don't you go ironically suck a man dick
Does Dickplomacy pretty up the men and women or should I not bother? Would anyone be kind enough to post some screenshots of Dickplomacy features?
>>172525439
>i've been browsin the 4chans for 3 whole years now!
>calls others new
>>172525816
>thinks I'm talking about the emoticon
>>172526004
no dude, I'm talking about you.
>actually this retarded
>>172526074
>somehow reading that I said anything about what you were talking about
>being illiterate and new
Just admit you weren't even here when L'Uniforms released.
>>172526845
>anime faces
>more than likely has autism
>has been here for just a couple of summers
>calling others illiterate when he can't even "reading comprehension my post"
It's almost too easy kiddo
is bannerlord adding any new weapon categories? does anyone know? or are they just keeping it relatively the same?
>>172527032
>still illiterate
>still new
Lurk more.
>>172527121
what more categories could you possibly need
>>172527121
god no
I hope they won't add firearms
>>172527684
but warband already has easter egg firearms?
>>172527626
I saw "y no whips?" thread at taleword forums..I'm pretty sure OP has no idea how to use any of current weapons properly
>>172524108
Everything mentioned in the blog was actually talked about on last year's E3.
>>172528219
I didn't know that, what's the weapon?GATLINK FUKING GUN YEAH
>>172528935
http://mountandblade.wikia.com/wiki/Flintlock_Pistol
I bet you also don't know the Strange set.
>>172528219
>easter egg
Strange armor and weapons were easter egg in original M&B, but Flintlock is not an easter egg, it's genuine cut content (so is strange stuff in Warband).
Thanks god they cut firearms, we all know how fun WF&S was.
Bannerlord? More like __________
>>172530164
NEVERLORD amirite? UP TOP!
>>172530230
hi5! o/
>>172530164
BannerBORED lmao
>>172529230
that I know actually, true that I never even looked for it nor nothing
I'm seriously somehow content with weapon variety
>>172527121
Yes, they're confirmed for adding siege weapons.
>>172531286
>ballistas confirmed
>there will be a mod that allows you to carry one like crossbow
>mfw
more weapon always mean more better
Today on /mbg/ : Nothing happens
>>172532714
we are hibernating until the Bannerlord calls us to arms.
>>172532714
Murricans are just waking up.
>>172532714
we can play "choose mod for poorfag anon with fried gpu"
spec: i3 4130, hd4400 gpu (onboard), 8 gb 1333mhz ram, 7,2k rpm hdd, win7 home pr. 64,
I run native in almost minimal perf, just battlesizer is at 150, I can run it with dx9 but it gets bad at biggest battles, so I run dx7.
I'm looking for something "realistic" (in contrary to PoP). Nothing fancy too, my toaster would explode.
Halp
>>172534013
I really want to help you but frankly I can not think of any mod ever being as optimized or more optimized than native.
1257 is out of the window for sure. Sayazn too.
Maybe Gekokujo ?
>>172534013
You can't handle anything more demanding than native + minor modding. Dickplomacy at best, but even then it might chug unless you disable formations.
>>172534204
>>172534464
well, tough, I can't say I didn't totaly see that comming. I need some gpu at 550gtx level at least I guess
thanks anonsplus I still like playing native 2bh (not like I have much choice :^)
>>172441710
Oh yeah, i forgot about this
>>172534013floris
>>172534715
I'll pray for your dying PC anon
Gib PoP faction besides Ravenstern to play
Any good wild west mods for Warband?
>>172537620
Not for Warband.
>>172537620
SIR GABBY'S :DDDD 1860's OLD AMERICAAA
>>172537560
Glorious Baccus Empire
>>172537620
This masterpiece is the only mod you'll ever need.
>>172515596
what am i supposed to be seeing here
>>172538282
>>172537813
Is it that bad?
>>172538550
It's not incredibly horrible, but compared to 1866 it's pretty shit. This is all we have for warband though. Play it if you want, it's just not very fun.
>>172510519
>Sea Dogs
Never ever sank a ship with cannons there. Boarding was the only viable tactic.
>>172538304
Ragdoll presumably
>>172538857
Can't see shit
If a place is looted can I still hunt down a fugitive in that village?
>>172539000
You can't do anything at a raided village.
>>172539079
My Lord will not be pleased.
>>172538550
It has a lot of issues and problems, but it's the only mod (besides GABBY's other two mods which are basically the exact same thing with different dates in the title) about wild west. After manual patching (like reducing the friction value, balancing the weapons, adding more variety to troops etc) it became decent enough for me, and I enjoyed it for some time.
>>172535330
fuck anon don't be so shy
I unironically missed that you
if floris doesn't detonate tosters, it is some option
or it's so bad that I don't want it anyway?
also thanks ofc
>>172540030
You can play floris gameplay edition (I dont remember the exact name, its floris but with only gameplay-based edits, no new items, no new textures, no new graphics etc. If your toaster han handle native items and textures, this will work too
>>172521629
it pretty much does, warband is mostly consistent with our 13th century besides a few anachronisms. bannerlord looks very 11th century.
>take a break from my 200 hour mod binge
>try pure native again on a whim
>actually enjoy it
It's so refreshingly innocent.
>>172540216
3 to go and I can try it. My uber 8+1 41lvl capped grindfest build is finished anyway15 agi was overkill, I must start over again :^|
butter almost boilin lads
>>172537560
the empire. andthe kingdom of Pendor
>>172540917
Hey lads, this has probably been asked/answered before but does anyone know if weapon swings will be able to hit multiple enemies in the lord of banners?
>>172541419
If you slice someone with the tip of your sword your swing will continue and may hit someone else.
If you get a good blow on someone your attack won't go through their body.
>>172540396
Nothing beats hunting looters on vibrant grassy plains of Calradia.Except ambushing swadian knights in mountains.
>>172541545
I see, that makes sense, hopefully this applies to npcs as well, it would speed up sieges greatly.
>>172541215
This is how you deal with peace faggotry kids
Floris, Floris Evolved or Cadmus Floris Expasion?I am just asking for a friend.
>>172542192
tell him to stop being a dipshit and avoid floris
Peacetime. What do?
>>172542543
make mad dosh and get wives. if you already have mad dosh and wives, make war.
>>172542650
just out of curiosity attacking caravan/declaring war by emissary makes any difference (honor and relations lost wise)(native)
t.different anon
>>172543072
if that was a question, i don't know the answer. but doesn't declaring war without reason cost honour?
In phantasy, can you ever have orcs and elves play nice? I keep losing morale, but my elves are my only archers and my orcs wreck everything they come across
And so it ends the ballad of the fat king
>>172544752
HES NOT FAT ITS A BONE PROBLEM
bandits preying on MY lands?
>>172544649
1.yup, forgot question mark.
2. excatly, I just wonder which (if any) way to make a war is more costly (causes bigger honor drop)
2.a. pic related, honor pays off when every garrison contains 100+ sharpies and 100+ seargants at least (powered by dx7)
>Almost 50 ladies
DAMN IT
Well, that's pretty good too
>tfw most powerful man in the Rhodok faction and also the most hated man alive
Such is the way of the Rhodok
>>172545659
how?and why?
>>172545942
Well, when you spend two years capturing, raping and pimping every daughter, wife, sister and mother you find, people are bound to get mad
>>172545427
what's stopping you from getting 50?
>>172546389
...your brothel earns 10k every week, tho? :^)
>>172546472
There is nothing else for me to capture and I have no plans to rebel
>>172547341
Good work, goy- I mean, valued Rhodok count.
We'll handle things from here.
>>172548229
god speed my king
It's gonna be a fucking year until the swadians and vaegirs finally give up and disappear or what?
>>172548834
if that's the same bug that happend to me, they'll never stop to ride solo and factions will last forever
>>172548521
>cooperative
Why would you ever start conquering the world for someone else's faction before having 99 relations with him/her?
>>172546389
This is dickplo right? Or another mod?
>>172549685
I had it over 50
but keeping the daughter/wife of your fellow counts can upset your king
>>172549910
dick
Why doesn't anyone play Gekokujo here anymore
>>172552241
honestly? because it got boring real quick. I mean, it was fun for the first few hours but after that it was so terribly bland that I completely lost interest
now what :^S
Caravanserai subforum says all mods are for 1.0 or ealier versions. It's not going to be easy, is it?
Seems that I will just make Vaegirs great again, there is one thing to fix anyway.
>install slav faces mod in silverstag
>this happens
uhh
>>172552241
I play it from time to time.
Wars haven't been going one way or the other lately.
>>172553962
forgot pic
>>172553962
>>172554140
Man that sucks. Next time try reading the instructions.
>>172553962
Reinstall it, make sure resources/textures/skins.txt are placed correctly
>>172552678
version number hardly matters
>>172528385
whips aren't even a weapon
you could ask for flails, they're a meme but they were actually used
>>172556026
so floris is
shame, I really wanted to try 1257, looks like RusXIII for vanilla. And I could play my actuall country, too (in 1257 and in Rus).
>>172556521
>I really wanted to try 1257
then what's stopping you
i just told you version number doesn't matter
Is there a way to get rid of all/most of my lords.
I never wanted my empire to grow, I just wanted Dhirim and that one castle for myself and now I'm getting cucked from all sides.
>>172556634
onboard gpu and potatoe tier processor
I run native in secretly amiga 500 mode to even make it work with sufficient framerate
>>172556885
judging from my last game you can literaly throw shit at them but they will come back over and over again. I had hall full of -90- -100 lords 24/7 from day 1st. Accusing them for treason doesn;'t help at all, they will come back, you will just fuck relations with 'good: lords up
unless there are no good lords
also you can keep them in hall till they change faction eventually (1 year later, no kidding)
>>172557357
I noticed that too, I currently have four lords that are waiting in Dhirim for me to talk to them so they can join.
If you say NOPE GTFO, you just get buttfucked even more.
>>172552553
same fucking troop trees
>>172557808
after you will kick them out 100 times and accuse 10 times they fill gtfo for good, but it's only when they have nowhere to go and leave the realm (i.e. not so fast)
>>172556334
I wish I mastered few from current setup. If I ever had something annoying in warband, it wasn't weapon choice for sure..
If I had to add something to it, I'd add some shit for fists, like knuckless, claws, something like that
>>172558879
how about katars?
>>172560030
neat
that's some actuall south-east asians stuff right? peope invented crazy shit while we were poking each other with bronze swords then iron swords then steel swords
What's the thinking man's mod?
is parabellum playeable now? I remember on launch it had that one bug where planes would attack your own army right as the battle started. Is that fixed yet?
>>172560660
floris
>>172560660
gangs of glasgow
the main themes of conflict in a modern, supposedly peaceful setting creates a jarring juxtaposition. the underlying motives of this mod hint to some greater purpose
>>172560660
Brytenwalda my man.
>>172560786
who's gonna tell him
>>172560660
something with "formations" mayby?
Just in case native good AI diffuculty isn't it. It's just either annoying chore or free exp feast. AI is dumb as always, but with shitload of t5 troops (or 200+ exp troops if you prefere)
>>172560872
o shit
what happened?
>>172560991
ded
>>172560991
ded
>>172466775
> le upstab meme
Upstab urself my man, or better yet don't and suffer ur broken meme-mechanic, either way ALL new content sucks, Pepe-frogbro.
Are there any mods set in classical antiquity? I wanna fill some Gaulic faggots with my LONG HARD ROMAN PILUM
>RPing as a bandit leader
>my main income is basically raiding villages so the nords, swadians and rhodoks all hate me
>swadia got pushed down to one last fortress at rindyar so i thought it'd be nice to finish them off as well as getting a nice place to house my growing party
>nord and rhodoks declare war as soon as i took the castle, for some reason sarranid, khergit and vegirs declared war as well a few days later
>500-men doomstack raped my tiny 60-man party to the ground
>although i'm pretty much homeless now, but i still got my kingdom name attached to me so everyone is still being hostile. i can't recruit troops, can't get money from my dyeworks at rivacheg, can't do anything
my last save was at the time i took the castle, what should i do..
>>172564070
how did you actually imagined life as an outlaw?
>>172564070
Heh heh
you want money kid?
*unpacks dick*
What's a good name for roleplaying a Catholic Monk turned warrior for the glory of God?
>>172564784
Autismo
>>172564784
Basil
>>172564784
Cucklad
>>172564784
Nigger
>>172561541
>2014
>This cancerous talk of SJWs still continues
>>172564070
play VC since it allows hideouts to be built
Could mod where only way to increase skills and stats was through killing units that have them higher be possible?
>>172565926
reminds me "tes oblivion" for some reason
>random jump
>you leveled up
>..for fucks sake...
>>172564784
Bonano della Passione
>>172537813
Is Gavrilduro retarded? Whenever I think of him it reminds ulillillia aka the final boss of Internet
>>172564784
>turned
>he wasn't already
shame, shame
>>172566806
He's just your average pasta nigger
>>172564070
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A DIRTY BANDIT
>>172567425
I never understood Italian love for the Wild west.
>when you hit a guy at a big distance, behind a hill with a big arch, while moving you are both moving, in the head
YOOOOOOOO
>>172514340
This
>there will never be any game experience comfier than herding cattle in 1866
>he didnt spend hours trying to herd cattle
>>172524824
>1257's female face models.
>bad.
You have not seen the true face of bad until you've played Brytenwalda.
>>172568151
It just werks.
soonâ„¢
>>172564070
Perish defending ((((your)))) castle, it's the only way to re-gain your honor
>>172471739
To be honest gets censored to desu
desu
>>172564070
Go to castle, talk to adviser, choose join a faction, then leave the faction.
>>172512872
I know your pain.
At least I hoped for a good Hyborian age mod. Hope Conan Exiles will bring the bronze age hype backwho am I kidding it's dead
>>172569121
So instead of just being weeb you are nigger baka?
>day 800
>only four Vaegir lords left
>no fiefs occupied by vaegir shit
>it has been a year since the king was last seen on the siege of Rivacheg
>There is only two factions left (Rhodoks and Vaegirs)
>they haven't been defeated yet
Please save me, I just want to finish this
>>172569674
I type desu all the time even though I know it will get filtered to desu
different anon though
>>172569806
Same.
>>172569376
but i don't have a castle anymore..
dunno if i can talk to my advisor though, i lost him when i my party got wiped and i have no idea where he is now
>>172570274
I thought you said your last save was when you had the castle.
>>172564070
>for some reason sarranid, khergit and vegirs declared war as well a few days later
Raiding so many villages must have toned down your honor to the ground. They couldn't declare war to a party, but as soon as that party became an entity aka kingdom of anon, they had the opportunity to do so because muh disonorabru kingu.
>>172570574
oh, i see.i haven't loaded the save. ty anon
>>172571071
You are that outlaw anon, right? I think I found you good avatar for forums or whatever :^)
>>172560660
warwolf
oh fuck
>>172572020
Eador Imperium was a fucking suicide project desu
Which eight of natives companions are better for making them all 30str12str 10pd and ps and 4 in wm, raiding and ha? I always take according to who I meet first. Probably it matters, tho.
So I need to do math with 2 shities duos i.e. Artimmener + Rolf and Jeremus and Bunduk...no one did this already and still has results in *.txt on destop?
>mfw still not banned
>>172572020
Fucking RIP. Wouldn't want to be in the shoes of the old dev team, that must have sucked.
>>172572573
What did you do
>>172572532
*30str and 12agi
>>172572020
Looks like they fucked up big time
>>172572638
I might have posted inappropriate pictures somewhere in this board.
:^)
>>172572890
Oh, you. Congratulations, lmao.
>>172573038
The guy didn't even put Ginger's face on it.
I've been memed.
>>172573151
Well nothing bad happened, so no loss in that eh?
>>172573151
Fuck you I had to hunt down a blacked meme since he posted his private porn collection
I bet he's secretly Ginge
>>172573548
Kek.
Thanks, anon, I guess it was worth it after all.mods BTFO?
>>172569770
you're that kid who tries to play tag but gets exhausted after a minute:^)
also, I'd like to order some baguette
I have a capacity of 89 soldiers with 4 leadership and 12 CHA, am I doing something wrong?
>>172575259
get more renown and read a book "life of some fella the great", don't remember exactly
>>172575259
>>172575865
If he intends to max leadership he shouldn't read until he has 9 already though
>>172576025
true that
>maxing leadership
I'm not saying it's anything wrong with it, but this never actually come to my mind (for couple of years and counting)
>>172443379
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong fief, the lamellar club's two kingdoms down.