/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist, Payday 2, Payday: Crime War, Raid:

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xth for shark tits

also if you don't use a dodge build ur gay

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>starting a thread with pure trash

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P O S T

H O U S T O N S
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>>171886141

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>Green Bridge in one week

>>171886782
There is no evidence to support this.

>All this Shitty artwork of Sonic the Edgehog with an anime tooth.
Post something else

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>>171885449
I'd advise any non gay-scalies to leave this fucking thread right now

>>171886782
can you please stop....you are hurting my heart every time you post this meme.

90% of shitposts are Australian dykes. I hate Aussies so goddamn much - Bain

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>>171887000
ok

>>171887605
Bain was actually the one that WANTED her on the crew. She stole a bag from them while they were on a heist and nobody wanted to her at all, but Bain wanted to give her a chance, Which is completely out of character for him but Sydney's the shittest character in the game so it makes sense for her to have an equally shitty backstory that someone pulled out of their ass/

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>>171886216
>barely any payday art
>even less houston art
somebody fucking kill me

>>171888898
You think that's bad? The only Rust art i saw was that guy that makes every heister in fucked up poses

>>171887000
>Anime tooth
Surprised she doesn't have two different colored eyes too. One blue one green

>>171889162
Rust is the second worst character in the game with no appeal whatsoever aside from 9 year olds who think he's cool

JUMP

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>>171889162
i haven't seen a single rust
I feel like people stopped caring about new heisters after him i haven't seen a single person play or draw or even talk about scarface

>>171891830
Because nobody cares about cheap DLCs shitted out of Overkill's hairy asshole for maximum shekels

It's just shovelware at this point

>>171891830
I’m from here and I use Scarface all the time

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>>171892158
true
i honestly forgot he existed for a while

>>171891830
ive seen a few scarfaces
fuckall people play rust though, ive had one recently barring myself when i fancied a change from jacket

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>>171886216

haha faggots i get another dlc free and you don't

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>>171886216

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>>171893468

>>171893731
You forgot trip, Ashley

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>>171886216

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>>171894363

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how did jacket join the crew? did wolf just bring him back after beating the shit out of mobster and go "hey guys this nutter in a rooster mask is joining"

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>>171896259
Jacket doesn't exist. He's just one of Wolf's hallucinations.

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>>171897768
then how come sokol talks to jacket? he seems pretty sane

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Let's get rich!

>>171898246
something something tyler durden

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>>171900945
literally who

>>171901245
fight club ref

>>171901626
so is he a hallucination too

shotguns still op?

sydneyfags need to leave

>>171902936
ye

>People still play this garbage.
Whats your excuse?

>>171903046
it's not a bad game
it's just the devs that are literally bottom of the barrel tier

>>171903046
Im good at it unlike you

>>171903046
I've put over 1500 hours into it. I continue to play in order to justify that.

>>171903046
Dallas exists

>>171903046
I want to fuck Houston

>>171903046
doing the shooty dooty on the cops is fun

>>171903046
they added gage coins, so now I have a new circle to aribitrarily fill to receive my skinner box dopamine.
Just that small dose of endorphins makes my life just slightly more bearable.

>>171914050
They are a re-skin of Goonmod’s Gagecoins

Did Overkill ever shill their way into getting some kind of PD2 reference in John Wick 2? I watched the movie last week and don't remember seeing anything, not that I really expected to.

>>171914403
Watch it again :^)

>>171914375
I know. but the goonmod ones didn't have a bar that fills up after every heist.
although they aren't as useful as real gage coins from the mod, since you can't buy masks and mask customizations with them.
Which sucks, because I have all the actual things they let you buy with continental coins I need, and now I'm sitting on a stockpile of over 600 of the damn things.

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What's everyone's favourite meth ingredient? Think mine is Caustic Soda, it got a good sounding name and makes me thirsty. Muriatic Acid sounds pretty painful and Hydrogen Chloride reminds me of how I failed my chemistry class.

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>>171915712
Caustic Soda is the eldest god tier choice (and probably Bain's favorite too)

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tfw no qt catboy heister

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Have a nice day anon and good luck.

>>171917513
Got W4DBX-ODAGG-VXIXX

Thanks!

>>171917513
got ZKYTK

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>>171917513
>mfw I was early enough for this
>But I just bought the pack yesterday

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>>171917513
>6 minutes ago
>still managed to get 4B5XH
Luckily Americans are all asleep.

>>171917513
Do you have Scarface char packs there?

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>>171917513
>tfw literally just bought this

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>>171917513
>just wake up for work
>scroll through thread before leaving
>it's like 30 minutes after this post
>try the ones that weren't claimed even though they're probably gone
>get it first try with YLYYT
The system works!

Thanks Ashley.

who is ready to be dissapointed in the horror that will be the new infamy system in a few hours ?

>>171920734
did they tell us what it would be or is it a surprise

>>171920750
surprise , will be revealed on Stream at 6pm CET time

>>171920750
Infinite infamy levels and masks

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>>171920750
dude
masks
lmao

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>>171920882
>>171921032
>>171921081
>just more masks and no gameplay change

well that's dissapointing
have a thicc af bug as thanks

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>>171921110
Actually, new weapons and heists are now unlocked through infamy.

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>>171921217
nigger i swear

>>171921217
>all heists including dlc now have an infamy lock except for bank heist

>>171922526
anything but that
I'll pay up the shekels just dont make me go back

>>171921217
Are we going to be forced to infamy now just to use our stuff?
Fuck no, I'm on my comfy Infamy VIII for a year now, don't make me do it again.

>>171924487
they are going to reset infamy for everyone, yes.
although i think they might replace levels with infamy outright

yeah.....

GET THE FUCK UP

>>171924957
now it's personnel

>>171924625
Fuck off

>>171927556
You CLOAKER CUNT.

Reminder to get Slav code in exchange for Vlad memes
>>171854640

>>171927665
What if I dont have a twitter

>>171929390
then you are not a normie and 4chan is not for you

>>171927665
https://twitter.com/AbomJones/status/845042758398169089

>>171929458
>normie
>4chan

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Look upon my masterpiece that earned me free DLC yesterday

>>171930150
Kinda lame, though

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>>171930743
Of course, though I also made this which was even lower effort but hey, I tried and succeeded so good enough.

GET THE ____ UP!

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:3<

>>171932361
meth

>>171932361
BAIN?

>>171932361
WOLF

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED A body bag case

>>171932361
FIFTY

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im not feeling two well could really use and famo bag

Hello.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwRg1GnF0XM

Wowzers.

>>171934657
Thumbed down, reported for terrorism, goddamn.

Finally the opening crates and not being able to shoot while carrying a bag bugs are fixed.

>>171934657
Get the FUCK out.

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I'm slightly annoyed that they dropped the concealment level by one on the new sniper so quickly, but I'm a bit more worried about the pickup rate now. It's still probably good, but barely had time to enjoy it's old stats when I thought it was pretty nice.

>>171936642
Wait what they already nerfed the shit out of the weapons?

>>171936813
Honestly not so much nerfed, but the dragunov and AK were getting insane amounts of ammo picked up from single boxes yesterday, like I could probably never stop firing that AK and never even begin running out of ammo it was so ridiculously self-sufficient.

>>171936953
It still was working today though.
>9 fucking bullets per box with FL Aced
>On an 80+ Damage Rifle

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>Changed the concealment of the suppressor for the Grom Sniper Rifle
>Adjusted the ammo pickup for the AK17 rifle

welp, there goes the reasons to get this dlc, it was good while it lasted

>>171937129
Is overkill retarded or they didn't change the Bizon?

>>171937129
That's what you get for paying for dlc idiot

>>171937129
>>171937560
>paying

lol no, i got it from a key like every guy that have the dlc

>>171937413
They didn't change the Bizon because it didn't outclass it's alternatives like the sniper and rifle did.

The Bizon trades stats for pure ammo capacity/pickup, whereas in comparison the GROM had both the highest stats of any sniper in concealment and ammo pickup, with the nerf it's now only the best concealment sniper (although it has 1 less concealment now) and no longer the most self sufficient too.

>>171937129
Was fun while it lasted I guess

>They tell us to enjoy the pack to the fullest now that it's "fixed"
>By nerfing the shit out of the weapons into irrelevancy
Classic OVK.

>>171939309
>Nerfing the shit out of

Like I said above, I mean honestly they were crazy before, they just made them more in line with other stuff, the grom is still good and still has the best concealment, AK17 is fine and still feels like it gets a kind of goofy amount of ammo back, the bizon is still the same.

>Added missing mods to the new Russian weapons
>no DMR kit for AK
wew fuck you too ovk

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>>171939997
>no DMR kit on the ak17

what's
WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT THEN

>>171939419
Meh, I suppose. The AK17-Bizon combo is still pretty self-sustaining. It's just not the same for the AK17 being trash at ammo pickup now.

>>>/r9k/35749523
IT'S PAYDAY FELLAS

>>171940615
Why would you use that combo when the Bizon has literally identical damage and fire rate, but more ammo and is in the secondary slot? The only real difference is acc and stability, of which the AK has 6 more of each. Oh, and, the Bizon has a bigger mag.

>>171942175
Cause I like both. Problem?

>>171943134
Yeah, you're an idiot.

>>171943884
I know, right?
But it's fun anyways.

>>171943943
I wouldn't call using two identical weapons fun, I would call that boring... but okay.

Enemy penetration skill when?

>>171944858
Are you retarded?

What is Surefire aced?

>>171945204
Are you retarded?

What is armor penetration vs. body penetration?

>>171945531
Fucking useless is what it is.

Not to mention nobody specified which type of penetration it was. "Penetration" is not enough information to decipher whether it means armour or body.

oh boi

time for infamy talk

>>171946070
Enemy refers to a human being, not armor

>>171946720
Thanks for reminding

https://www.twitch tv/starbreeze

get in here lads

>>171947035
Bullshit. It can obviously refer to armour.

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Which one of you fags is this

so...infinite infamy ?

>New infamy achievements will be 'milestones for big levels' which will 'take some time'

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>Continental coins are involved
>Small stat increases for infamying

>creating a giant leveling system when your game is on its last year of support

why ?

So basically its all about continental coins grinding now? What a fucking dissapoinment.

>making us even bigger killing invincible machines

rip any difficulty of this game

>New featured called crime spree
>Gives more coins

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>>171930150
Sorry to disappoint you, but the bar was incredibly low. This pic also won a code.

>>171947695
I want to marry riekland!

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>>171947695
but i like trashley's porn

This young lad is French or what? I can barely understand what he's saying

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>perk boosts
>extra dodge

WHO READY FOR 100% DODGE 2.0

>>171948491
bah-zick-lee

>XP infamy bonus still exists
>The XP bonuses past 25 don't scale as hard as the first 25

Fuck infamy just fix update system for fucks sake

can we all agree that this is the last point before the downfall ? like we already jumped the shark long ago , but here holy shit are we reaching a new low

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what if they fixed the voice lines and added more
what if they fixed the third person animations
what if they fixed all the stupid fucking magazine numbers
what if they fixed the damage amounts
what if they fixed the AI to make higher difficulties harder instead of slower
what if they fixed the melee
what if they did literally anything but this

>>171948491
french here, it definitely sound like a a shity english accent by a grenouille

>>171948959
>what if overkill wasn't incompetent

wrong universe mate

>>171948953
Yes, this is what they have in store for us untill Payday 3 comes out

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They nerfed the fucking suppressor for the Dragunov

Now you need a fucking thirty concealment secondary to get into LB/SB values

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>>171949082
I'm gonna use Dragunov with Bizon anyway, those guns aren't OD viable anyway so who gives a shit about min-maxing.

>>171948491
thats jules

>roman numerals unreadable

FUCKING PLEBS ITS NOT THAT HARD

Well i don't know what i expected. They even gonna drop roman numerals.

This is underwhelming as fuck.

>>171949324
As far as I can tell you can't get any 80 damage SMGs that high and I don't have pistol skills so this shit blows

>as long as we have players playing we will add content

>we will get dlcs until 2050

>>171949401
its because they get fucking long

4999 = MMMMCMXCIX

I'm pretty sure no one wants that on their screen

>>171949974
> MMMM

AAAAAAAAGGHHHH!

>>171950309
I NEEEED

AN AMMO BAG

THAT WAS SMOOTHER THAN SOME OF THE PATCHES ON MY BACK

>>171950309
I NEEEEEED CONTINENTAL COINS

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Holy moly...

who /infamy 1,147,483,647/ here

>>171949974
>mfw I jokingly mentioned infamy MMXVII a few threads ago

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>>171949741
I have a Jackal that's 32 concealment with a 3 concealment boost and it's not even that bad in combat

Try harder.

>max level is 2 billion

Watch as 80% of the player base have that shit

>inb4 theres not that much cheater

yes theres

>>171948314
Implying I didn't know that, it's still a modern marvel of art.

>>171949401
>>171949495
Fucking why, roman numerals was the only reason I bothered going up to infamy 10.

>>171952140
I thought they already dropped it, I have a mod installed to restore them

What fucking game are you playing?

>>171952310
No? I'm on the most vanilla of installations and the cards are still VIII, IX etc.

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>>171953246
>he plays vanilla

>>171951550
>The 3 concealment boost works on it

Well this opens up options, maybe the Bizon can use it.

>>171955467
No, I use this

http://paydaymods.com/mods/270/AHAB

>>171946070
>"Penetration" is not enough information to decipher whether it means armour or body.
>>171944858
>Enemy penetration
Don ac fucking retarded

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>>171951550
>>171955467
Okay the fucking phone what am I doing wrong here

Proofs??

>>171955857
Get rid of the scope you retard

>>171955857
He's cheating so he can put the 3 boost on it.

>>171956015
Oh wait

Yeah

I was using it as a non-concealment gun and when I was putting the mods on I just saw green on concealment and went 'yeah that's fine'

Alright back below 4

This would be easier if the number 5 fucking EXISTED for concealment purposes

>>171956615
He would obviously get it if he took off the scope

And fixing Overkill's shit game design =/= cheating, so slit your wrists

>>171956702
No, he wouldn't get cheats if he removed the scope.

>>171956702
>I-It's not cheating, I'm just modifying the game through third party scripts to make the game easier!!

>>171956798
>>171956890
Cry more faggots

Not an argument.

>>171957070
It's not like we are the ones who have to make the game easier via cheats.

>>171935907
No.

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>>171957893

invite me

ooga booga

where them mega sydney codes at

>>171954696
There's no mods or any shit I care about pretty much at all.

>>171963894
Vanilla graphics and quality of life are beyond horrible

The game makes me physically ill when I look at it

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>Green Bridge in 6 days

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>>171964812

>>171964812
I've never cared enough to download some tacky ENB or reshade or any of that shit, game looks fine.

>>171966945
>looking significantly worse than Half-Life 2, a game from 13 years ago, is acceptable for a game in 2013

Whatever floats your boat.

>>171965167
Prove it.

Dragunov would be better with higher fire rate

>>171967726
It's already a upgrade to all other 300 damage sniper

>>171967593
How many times do you need to be proven wrong before you stop posting this?

>>171967825
>not the dessert fox

How is Sydney? Are the weapons she comes with any good?

>>171968814
no lol

>>171968814
Bootleg rifle is pretty close to an LMG, and the mele is comeplte shit

>>171969085
Cool. Is she cute?

>>171968814
Perk deck is good and used on OD

>>171967979
Literally not one person has ever replied to my demand for evidence. Post some or fuck off, kid.

>>171969178
You can see yourself in-game you fucking parasite

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>>171969178
No.

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>>171969178
Nevermind. I don't want her. She looks like a Tumblr SJW and I don't consider those to be people.

>>171969339
Well at least I'm not a nigger.

>>171969339
Aren't you a bit too upset? Fuming off at anons that did nothing to you? Try being more considerate and not ruining others' Friday evening just because you're in a bad mood

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>>171970650

BABY YOU KNOW ABOUT THE AUTUMN

>>171970650
>>171970950
*genuine laugh of a drunk man in the background*

>>171970650
you know what, i have over 1000 hours and ive never had a couch material drop
hey overkill, how about an update to buy materials with your dumbass coins

>>171971519
WHEN THE LEAVES ARE FALLING DOWN

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>Buy Russian pack like a good goy
>Shit gets nerfed the next day

>>171971902
>buys
Nigga there were free codes for everyone yesterday

>>171971639
ORRRR you can get the dlc unlocker and get it without grinding

>>171972047
this :
>Ashley codes
>vlad memes codes

you had no excuses

>>171969531
>Eggs dee muh innternet poleetix amirite

It's punk hair you massive diarrhea snorting subhuman vomit drinker.

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>>171972885
go away Sydney

>>171969531
>using Tumblr SJW in 2017

You probably think triggered is hilarious

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>>171971902
>finally get a good 80 damage assault rifle that doesn't have terrible ammo pickup rate
>wake up the next day
>it's gone

>>171973226
It still has good ammo pickups, it's just not over the top crazy anymore. Like if they hadn't changed it then ammo bags would just cease to be.

>>171972047
i wanted to support the (((indie))) devs

I want to lovingly gape trashly.

Ashley, If I post a bug, will you post a code?
Show me yours, I'll show you mine style

>>171973427
it's the same as the other trash now, what are you talking about

at least thats what i see posted here

>>171975013
>blindly believes what others say when there is no possible measurement about their credibility whatsoever

Reddit calls.

>>171975684
>there are fucking screenshots posted with the ammo pickup in this very thread
>blindly
back at you, faggot

>>171975881
>screenshots can measure ammo pick up

In what universe? The universe where screenshots are videos?

Which also happens to... NOT be this fucking universe? Christ, kid.

>>171974931

No.

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>>171936642
>>171977125

>>171977461
>a mod that obviously wasn't updated today, making it impossible to reflect the changes, is to be trusted

Yeah, no. Fuck off.

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What image got you the vlad code?

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>>171979071

>>171979071
a shitty mspaint comic that i wont post , cause im ashamed of how bad i can draw

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>>171839960
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Diamonds Are Forever (diamonds_are_forever)
- Longing For Attention (elephant_4_jobs)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- My Bodhi Is ready (daily_my_bodhi_is_ready)
Brought to you by Bodhi.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

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>>171979071

Can someone give me the highlights of the stream?
Did they do something we can meme about for a few days?

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>>171979071

>>171980269
Watch the VOD, you have whole night to do that

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>>171979071
This'n
>>171930150
And
>>171931016

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>>171979071

>>171980458
shitty photoshop of vlad over best heister one

>>171979071
I bought it before I saw the announcement

Like I do with every DLC

>>171981849
nice guy

>>171979071
I made the OP image

>>171981675
I know that artist anon, I know your filth

>>171982151
Explain

>>171981713
>implying I needed to put in effort to get a code from him

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>>171979071

>>171984937
That character got a big ole dik to make it short

Can anyone summarize the changes that are going to be made to the infamy system? Also when is it coming out?

>>171991932
dude infinite levels lmao!!!!!!!!
dude use continental coins to buy boosts!!!!!!

>>171991932
you can buy passive stat boosts with continetal coins, similar to badass points from borderlands

>>171991984
>>171992591
Is there not a cap on how much boost can be brought? That'll be pretty broken for someone who is swimming in coins

>>171993578
there is a cap, it's just the old skill tree that you purchase with coins.

>>171991984
continental coins... got any?

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>continental coins will be useful
https://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=18615
edit line 18

>>171995428
>accidentally upgraded bodhi's room
PLEASE
END MY SUFFERING
PLEASE

>>171999389
MATERIAL

>>171999645
BULLSHIT

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Is there a list of weapons that are viable for DW? I don't feel like sorting this pile of useless crap myself.

Though I did manage to make the valkyria viable for loud DW

>>171999730
DUDE

>>172001852
You can make most weapons viable on DW as long as you pair them with the right skills. Just get something with good dps and a decent ammo pool. Akimbo SMGs and assault rifles are pretty great.

>>172001852
for DW pretty much everything is viable
of course some weapons are better than others but just play with what you like as long as you keep breakpoints in mind when you make your builds

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>>171979071

Did someone say ded thread?

GETHEFUCKUP

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>>171979071

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post Vlad

>>172002587
HEISTS LMAO

>>172010854
I TOLD YOU NOT TO KILL CIVILIANS! GET IT TOGETHER, MAN!

>>172010854
THIS ISN'T PROFESSIONAL

>>172010854
LISTEN WERE HERE TO DO THE JOB
SO DO THE JOB AND LAY OFF THE PEOPLE

>kf2 gets a decent free content update with new maps and weapons
>fresh general dies before bump limit
>payday 2 gets more trashy paid DLC
>stale general still remains alive

I don't get it.

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>>172012379
AGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

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>>172012379
>kfg already dead

fucking pathetic

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I'm going to keep this shitty general alive just so I can see other shitty generals die before it

Best shotfun?

I mean shotgun.

>>172010854
THEY ARE GONNA COME DOWN HARDER ON US IF YOU KILL CIVILIANS!

>>172013676
Loco is still the best.

>>171903046
I made the mistake of spending money on the DLCs.
God, I wish I hadn't. I could've bought so much other shit with that money, like Warframe platinum or something else equally useless.

Now I just play hoping DMCWO comes back and provides me a way to have fun with my guns again instead of having to either stick to DW and under or else use ebin meta-meme rifles that look like some abomination shitted out by a mall ninja.

>>172014168
Play on DW.

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How do I infamy?

>>172014504
Dont

ded

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>Host hoxton breakout deathwish
>literally everyone that joins is retarded
>fail everytime
>set game to private and just go solo with bots
>beat it in one try
Why is everyone so bad at the game?

>>172020868
Done it the same. Haven't been able to solo it on OD though, and no one is hosting lobbies with that job, even when I suggest that job.

>>172020868
I know the feeling.

>>172020868
I know this girl.

>>172021070
Now that you say it, I think she goes to my school.

>>172021123
No, she is from daily manga. Funny thing.

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>people still complaining about being "forced" to use "boring meta" weapons on one down instead of just using whatever they want
It's almost like an excuse for being bad, but... no, there's no way that could be the case... right?

>>172021678
Overkill is literally breaking into my home and stealing my money in exchange for all of their DLC and skins and forcing me to play on OD with boring meta builds.

My friend's a girl close friend committed suicide. She gave me permission to visit her after some convincing. How do I help her? she's lesbo so no I have no sexual intentions

>>172023626
http://www.supportaftersuicide.org.au/what-to-do/information-for-friends-and-family#support

>>172023626
offer her a medic bag

>>172024072
AAAAHHHHHHHH

>>172023626
>>>>/adv/

>>172023626
Did she not have Nine Lives Aced?

>>172023626
There's a restart feature now. You don't have to down yourself.

>>172023626
>carrying shitters
The host is going to kick you at the end anyways

>>172023626
Just trade a hostage in. Not that hard to get someone out of custody.
What are you, Infamy III?

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! I NEEEEEED A MEDIC BAG!" heist track when? They already did "Donacdum"

>>172025631
"FORCED MEME" track when?

>>172026432
DONACDUM 2.0

>>172026479
kys

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>>172026432
>>172026636
>Forced meme
>kys
Thank you for your input

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>>171979480
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Afraid Of The Dark (halloween_3)
- Dentist Appointment! (dentist_4_jobs)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Nu Muny (daily_dosh)
Brought to you by Sydney.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

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>peoples modding the AK-17 ever when it's already perfect.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/25/las-vegas-active-shooter-causes-tourists-flee-hotel/
>Casino jewelry/watch store
>3 masked gunmen
>1 active shooter firing at random
>1 tried to run away but got caught
>Getaway van wouldn't start so they tried to carjack another vehicle but had to run on foot

Okay, who tried to play Jewelry Store IRL and couldn't even complete it on Normal?

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>>172030428
>had to run away on foot

>>172030428
Fucking wolf with his trigger finger again.

BAIN?!?!?

>>172031761
get them on board, ill call it in

>>172031761
>>172032139

Starbreeze and Overkill are now taking over the world

alright so this general is getting more than a little slow
what do other generals talk about

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>>172031761
>>172032139
>>172032235
The heist contract I just filed with crime.net lists me, my men, the thermal drill here but only ONE of you

>>172032613
First one to switch his deck to Anarchist, gets to stay on my getaway van