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Elder Thread >>171480797

>Official news
http://www.elderscrollsonline.com/en-gb/news/post/2017/03/16/the-eso-morrowind-travel-series
http://www.elderscrollsonline.com/en-gb/news/post/2017/03/16/eso-live-march-17--300pm-edt
http://www.elderscrollsonline.com/en-gb/news/post/2017/03/15/battlegrounds-feature-1--ald-carac

>Latest ESO Live
https://www.twitch DOT tv/videos/129317468

>Latest patch notes:
https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/categories/patch-notes
https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/321427/pc-mac-patch-notes-v2-7-6#latest

>Builds and Guides
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WsLK2mOCvIePLUxW_X7CPa7uT072x3FJEzY7yyN1hXA/edit [Beginner's Guide]
http://pastebin.com/Y9vRAcwm - Alcast/Deltia Guides

>Online lore, map and general info
http://www.imperial-library.info/
http://esomap.uesp.net/
http://uesp.net/wiki/Online:Online
http://elderscrollsonline.wiki.fextralife.com

>PC graphics settings
http://imgur.com/a/2S4Jn

>UI addons for PC
http://esoui.com/addons.php
http://minion.mmoui.com/

>Assorted links
eso-rp.com
http://esoacademy.com/
http://eso-fashion.com/
http://eso-styles.faerylands.eu/
https://tamrieltradecentre.com/

>Sales and deals
http://www.dlgamer.us/download-the_elder_scrolls_online-pc_games-p-19435.html (authorized reseller)
https://isthereanydeal.com

>/tesog/ Guilds
[PC NA] mail (not whisper) @Foskl or @the_kyrox for invite
[PC EU] mail (not whisper) @Hatebr33d3r for invite
[PS4 NA and EU] message PSN: kibukj for invite
[XB1 NA] message GT: Arick556x45 for invite

>Platform poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10281492

>Discord:
https://discord.gg/ffn6JqN

>Is this game worth playing?
yes
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First for I wish the anon that made these would finish the AD one.
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>>171739336
...it knows
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>>171755619
>Is this game worth playing?
We just don't know.

Fixed.
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sup nig
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>>171756680
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>>171756453
Dammit. I didn't think of it.
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Which dungeon do you think you've run the most? CoA1 for me.
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>>171758830
VoM because I wanted to farm Rattlecage

What addon is that?
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>Attempt to pvp as stamdk
>Get wrecked
>Try multiple builds, weapon styles, armor and weapon sets
>Still get rolled
>Get on my magdk that is a different faction
>Do so much better, actually get kills and have fun

The common factor is me, but I can do well with my alt. Is stamdk just not that great at pvp, or could my faction be a factor? I admit that I pvp quite rarely, just doing it for some of the alliance war skills, but it can be enjoyable.
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>>171759162

Harvest maps, when you pick a node, fishing spot, chest, heavy sack, etc., it places a pin in your map, so you can find the locations again. Makes it super easy when you are looking to farm resources or chests, just check your map to where you found them already.
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>>171759336
I think it has to do that DK is really good at being a PvP tank instead of a dmg dealer. Your job is to CC, debuff and make the enemies focus you instead of your group. I can't even count how many times some tanky DK has distracted and divided my group making us chase him only to never get to kill him while the enemy finishes us since we are split into groups instead of staying together.

Hope this helps.
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>>171759547

Yeah, that probably it. All I know is that whenever I try to pvp on my dktank, my faction is always getting steamrolled, and even if I get into a group we are always facing 2 or 3 to 1 odds from both sides and can't get a rhythm going to retaliate. Eventually, people split off into splinter groups, and we all get killed separately, and people get discouraged and leave.
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>>171758830
>tfw you got all the BSW you needed within two runs
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>>171759784

Have every piece in divines now, expect for my gloves in prosperous. Hopefully a few more runs, and my magdk will be set.

But, then my grothdarr. I have head and shoulders, both divines, but both in medium. Do I try and farm for one piece or the other in heavy and hope its also divines, or do I just say fuck it, I'm happy.
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>>171759943
I mean, having a piece that's a different type of armor is always nice, since the bonuses only come at 5 pieces and getting 5/1/1 gets you that undaunted bonus.
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>>171760365

Yeah, I want that bonus, but do I want it bad enough to go through the undaunted chest RNG hoping for a heavy shoulder in divines while also running vVoM hoping for a grothdarr head in divines, and see which one comes first.
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>>171759703
>Eventually, people split off into splinter groups, and we all get killed separately, and people get discouraged and leave.

Yeah. As a StamDK you should aim to do that to your enemy team.
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Anyone else here not entirely sure about the 3 teams battlegrounds?
Do you think we'll ever get one team vs another team version?
How about Arenas?
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>>171760859
I ain't sure about the entirely expansion. I'll give a try on PTS, if isn't better I just don't buy Morrowind, if it's worse, I just quit.
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>>171760606

It probably doesn't help either that I try to go in with mostly my tanking gear on.
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>>171760859
Why would you quit when the expansion will be a separate entity from the base game? It's not like WoW that if you don't buy the expansion you just can't level up anymore or continue progressing.
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lol
i just ran into the quest with Intimidate <Slap Her>

i couldn't not do it
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>>171761614
meant for
>>171761486
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>>171761704
What was the name of the quest and where do you find it?
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>>171761815
i dont remember the name but it's a quest in riften. it unlocks after the initial one where you need to put out some fires.
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>>171761972
Great. I'll do it and take the mantle since Slap Her anon abandoned us :^)
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How do you do the jesters stuff?
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>>171762075
https://youtu.be/ZXsQAXx_ao0?t=6s
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>>171762075
tomorrow in front of ebonhardt
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>Post in zone chat that I'm selling a master writ
>Its one of the holiday motifs, 100 vouchers
>I include the motif to craft the item and the style material in the offer as a bundle, since it is a holiday event item
>Ask 180k, figure someone would lowball me 170k or so and I'd still go for it
>Get a tell from a random person in zone
>"Um yeah, since that item is a holiday event motif, I can only give you 100k for it"
>Explain that the motif chapter and style material are included in the price
>"Yeah, I already know the motif and have the material, but since its a holiday motif I can still only give you 100k for it. No one will pay more, since its a holiday event motif that they may not have."
>But...I'm including the necessary motif and style material in the price, all they have to do is learn the motif and they can craft it
>"Listen buddy, you're obviously new, so I'll do you a favor and take it off your hands for 100k, no one will pay more for that piece of shit."
>MFW
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>>171755619
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>>171759162
if you don't want weapons you can just run first boss on vet, which is the ghost before the harvester boss, it drops arcane rings and neck which are named drops (normal rattlecage jewellery is healthy) also drops small pieces so you can pick up a glove and belt then you'll have your 5pc done.
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>>171763064

isn't it something like 3k per writ voucher the going rate anyway?
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what's with this we just don't know meme?!
it got out of hand quickly.
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>>171764851
1-1.5k on PC EU now
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>>171765029
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>>171764851

1.5k - 2k on PC NA.
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Genius takes many forms.
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>>171759336
I recommend people play different class to find what they like in pvp, I spend several months on stam sorc then moved on to magplar and it's a day and night difference I'm so much better on it also the class is so great at moving between roles like I can go from solo to group with ease which is great.

In terms of stamdk I'd say check out alcast's burst dk that look pretty nice dirty heavy attack bow and ability cancel combo into gap close and finisher, I mean it's a very hit-and-run build but that what you've got understand about pvp damage builds you'll have to decide what you wanna go for like brawler, hit-run and ganker never mind the types of tank, support and healer roles you can do.

Like on my magplar I've start toying with a def keep build where I stick on vicious death and troll king so I can give heals and buffs to people but I also go full siege and proper lock down any breaches in the walls by pouring oil and other siege, nothing like watching 8 people instagib from double oil drop and VD procs.
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is it worth it buying imperials? are they good at anything or just in the middle? i'm considering either dunmer sorcerer or imperial templar
do you need to use two-handed weapons as a templar? i want to throw aedric spears but i prefer one-handed weapons
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>>171765029
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>>171768503
They're basically the best tanks, but there's several of the normal races that can be close enough that it doesn't matter.

>two handed weapons
In PvE they're suggested for just about no one, they're fine for questing or w/e, but for dungeons anyone who isn't a tank or caster should be rocking dual wield.
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>>171768503

Two handers are good for pvp because of their burst, but are outclassed by dual wield for sustained damage in pve. Something to think about for dungeons and such, especially vet modes, but for. Normal shenanigans, they're fine.
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>>171768503
Any Class can use anything. No restrictions. Wanna be a Sorcerer who uses Sword and shield and summons monsters? You can do that
Wanna be a literal angel saving the lives of idiot DPSs? You can do that.

I suggest letting your first char being literally whatever you want and then actually useing builds and what not after that.
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>>171765029
A lot of the stuff in the games why, where and how are things we just don't know.
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what the fuck
i made a DC character a few days ago and another today, and the same kahjiit player i saw on this first day is standing in the exact same spot
for maybe 3 days now
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>>171770372
I recently saw 3 players standing near a dolmen and spamming light/heavy attacks constantly. Thought they were just doing it for the fun until I realised they're bots. Also saw 3 600 CP guys in Glenumbra running in a big circle, each one with pets, and attacking mobs with maybe 1 skill. Lmao
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>>171770760
There was a faggot in the imperial sewers that was botting earlier today, he got stuck in an indention in the floor that he couldn't walk out of and kept getting killed by scamps, then autoreviving. Over and over again.
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this same guy has been trying to sell bloody mara recipes to me and others for 10k for about a week now. it's worth 2k

"idk, how much do you think a rare gold recipe that doesn't drop anymore is?"
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>>171770934

same thing happened to me a few weeks ago. I bought 6 of them from some guild stores for less than 5k and started giving them out for free.
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>>171769421
dual wield is cool i might do that, is there a bad race for templar? i think altmer look nice but i read they're mage types
>>171769668
i haven't touched pvp yet, still feeling around the starting areas and trying classes, i would probably get crushed
>>171769718
that's basically what i wanted with the game but from what i've read and heard it's more resitrictive than the older games, more MMO/Warcraft so i'm nervous about gimping myself you know?
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>>171771289
it really can be absurd at times. when there's millions of players, anything considered rare by the game could hardly be considered so. there are more than enough units of things in existence to get to the players that actually care about them, with plenty left over.
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>40 vouchers for an enchanting writ

jackpot.
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>>171771307
>is there a bad race for templar?
Not really, race+class is more about the kind of build you run rather than the class itself. For more spellcasty (staves, spamming magical spears and beams of deadly light everywhere) Altmer, Breton and Argonian are good choices, especially since they all make good healers (something magicka templars are really good at) as well. For more fighty (DW, bow, medium armor, etc.) anyone with a bonus to stamina or weapon damage/crit is good, like Redguards, Khajiit, Bosmer, etc. I wouldn't fret over-much about race though, unless you plan on doing hard-mode raids people don't care about super min-maxing and race is something you can get away with not min-maxing outside of raids or PvP.

The only thing really restrictive here is that certain weapons have certain roles and hybrid builds don't really exist (your resource pool determines not only how many times you can cast an ability but also it's damage, so splitting between magicka/stam means you're bad at both). But beyond that it's pretty free wheeling. And even then there's some overlap - stamina builds usually take a couple of their class abilities (which are usually magicka based) if they're ones that are buffs, since the value of a buff isn't dependent on the resource pool, so even in a stamina build using swords and bows 'n shit a sorcerer is still a whirlwind of wind and lightning for example, and some abilities can be morphed once they get enough XP in them - stamina templars still stab motherfuckers with a magic spear because the spear jab skill can be turned into a stamina skill that gives +weapon crit when you stab some poor bastard.
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>>171771969

and then I got a provisioning writ for 2 vouchers for a recipe that I don't have and can't easily acquire, nope.
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is it worth having an alt that's just for crafting?
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>>171772041
how hard are hard mode raids? i don't really have any frame of reference since i haven't done a normal dungeon yet
i guess it doesn't really matter since i haven't even found a guild to hang out with
final question is good/cool loot locked inside raids or can you venture into some mid-high level deep dark cave and find Flame Sword of Flamening?
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>>171772898
if you're doing writs yeah.
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>>171773004
why is that the reason
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>>171772991
CP 160s can handle them easily, the problem is the final boss on hard mode can be a bitch if you don't know the mechanics and the tells. Otherwise, it's really never that hard.

>>171773098
Because why else would you have a crafting alt, rather than getting it on your main? I suppose if you lack the skill points, but skill points are handed out like cheap candy if you do content. Writs also give the majority of rewards for crafting.
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>tfw chopping wood in Valenwood and selling it to the merchants
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>>171772991
What >>171773178 said. As far as loot, there's some neat cosmetics locked behind raid completion, and there's some BiS sets for DPS and tanks that come out of them but you can manage just fine with other sets, especially for things that aren't those raids.
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>>171773471
>and there's some BiS sets for DPS

Well stuff like BSW can be gotten from CoA normal, and that can be run super fast if you know the secret.
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>>171773178
>trainwiz hiding out on /tesog/
Don't you know skse64 is out?!
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>>171773768
So? None of my mods used SKSE64, and I'm busy devwise with Fallout 4 and Nanosteam.
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>>171773648
That's why I said some, not all. Some of the bests sets for stam, like Vicious Ophidian only come out of a trial.
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>>171773648
I don't know what any of these acronyms mean
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How do I craft good gear? Everything I make is worse than what I could get in dungeons
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vampires are dumb
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>>171774105
BiS = best in slot
BSW = burning spellweave, a really good set for firebased magicka characters
CoA = city of ash, which is one of the few dungeons that you can go through on a mount and also avoid all the non-boss enemies, making it able to be sped through easily.
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>>171774375
are you crafting sets? do you use the level-appropriate amount of mats? do you enchant? do you improve to purple? do you choose a useful trait?

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Online:Craftable_Sets

tl;dr:
mag: 3 torug, 5 julianos
stam: 3/4 night mother's gaze, 5 hunding
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>>171773178
is there a gear requirement like in other mmos or will a properly skilled character with their stat maxed (magicka for mages etc) pull through? i guess i'll have to check a wiki for tactics or whatever
>>171773471
by other sets you mean normal group dungeons right? or things i craft? also i saw some of the dlc was Dark Brotherhood and Thieves Guild, are they like in Oblivion and Skyrim or is it group quests and dungeons/raids? are they worth it? is any dlc worth it?
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>>171775021
>is there a gear requirement like in other mmos

Yes, sets are important in this game, and where much of your endgame power comes from
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>>171775021
>you mean normal group dungeons right? or things i craft?
A bit of both, some builds do best with drops (magicka builds typically use drops from a specific dungeon for DPS roles) while others' easy to get and good setup is crafted gear - a lot of time if stam players can't or won't do trials they'll utilize a crafted set instead.
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>>171775021
Orsinium DLC is awesome, the area is huge and there are tons of quests. The thieves guild and DB are also goo, self contained areas with some good perks for outsid eof it from their respective skill lines. The imperial city DLC is fun if you like PvP. The shadow of the hist stuff can wait, the dungeons are generally better when you are in the upper 40's at the minimum, just due to tougher mechanics and the extra abilities that you have access to make it much more doable.
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>>171775125
>>171775443
so grinding instances or specific crafting is important? well i guess that's the mmo portion of it
>>171777585
might grab imperial race and orsinium then
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>>171774905
What material should I use once I get to 50 so I don't immediately replace my gear that I craft? I want to upgrade and keep the gear for a good while not instantly replace it with a blue I found
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>>171778332

Yeah, grinding can be a bit of an issue. For example, for my magicka DK that uses mostly fire attacks, burning spellweave is the best armor that you can get, since the 5 piece set bonus procs off of fire attacks. It drops out of a dungeon, and it might take a fair few runs to get all of the pieces. Then, it might takes longer to get the pieces in the trait that you want.

So, typical MMO stuff.
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I just came back from a break. Are stam sorcs still worth playing or not?
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>>171778494

When you hit the CP ranks, your gear won't scale as hard as it did when you were below level 50. For example, below 50, you might be able to rock a green weapon or armor piece for 5 levels, or a blue armor piece for 7 or 8 without seeing too much of a degradation in the protection/damage. In the CP levels, after 5 - 10 champ points, you'll see an appreciable difference in effectiveness of gear. You'll gain champ points much faster than regular levels, so don't sweat it too much. Just keep on keeping on, replace gear with quest/dungeon/overworld drops, and enjoy. Once you hit CP 160 and gear stops scaling, then you can worry about sets and such.
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>>171778757

Stam sorcs are pretty strong right now, maybe not the highest of the absolute best case scenario minmax damage numbers, but they are in a very good place.
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i want the drunk personality for my breton so bad
but i dont want to spend money on a sub

that means they win
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>>171778812
What do I do once I hit 50 to make sure I don't screw myself? I know the research ones but what else
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>>171779061
>>171778812
Actually I'm not sure which to research. Some seem good but I hear theres soft caps
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LETS SHARE A NICE BOTTLE OF TAWNY PORT muthsera
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>>171779202

I'd research training, divines, infused, impenetrable, and maybe sturdy first. After that, as you get them. Making training armor is good for when you want to level alts, divines and infused are good traits for many classes, and impen is for PvP.
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>>171766939
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>>171755619
Has the AMD flickering grass bug been fixed yet?
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>>171780561
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CROWN SALES WHEN
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>>171781352

I would suspect some during the Jesters festival, my dear friend.
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>>171780561
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>>171781954
>not arena holding a gun to schlick's head
LMAO
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I got stuck on some environment here, is there anyway to get out of this without paying to wayshrine?
I see a chest in the distance and I would like to get that.
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can templars tank just as well as dragonknights? if so should I go mag or stam
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>>171782461
type /stuck in chat
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>>171780828
Nope. Sort of glad I'm not the only one having it, I suspected my gpu was dying.
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>>171782641
>still have to pay despite being stuck in a developer error
wow, oh well it's only 83 gold but still.
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>>171782716
Widespread issue.
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>>171782872
>That time I used ambush on an enemy and appeared in a wall
>That time I was riding my horse through the gold coast and got stuck in a tree
>That time I dodge rolled into a metal cage in a delve and couldn't get out
>That time I bolt-escaped and somehow ended up caught between two invisible walls
They really should make it free.
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>>171781954
>>171782327
Stand back for Director's Cut
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>>171782562
No. DK are both the best and easiest class to tank with due to chains, ulti making you unkillable and really good resource management.
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>>171783982

Right down onto the bed, yes.
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>9 runs since I got my last BSW divines piece
>All I need are gloves
>All sunderflame and embershield, the occasional piece of BSW shoulders
>Kill scamplord dingleberry
>BSW gloves
>oh shit....
>Sturdy
>MFW
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>>171783718
Don't forget Todd
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sup nigs
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>>171784518
well, it's not prosperous at least...
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As a Dunmer magknight, should I focus on magicka or would it be better going full stam med/hvy (dpswise)? I'm level 40 and the damage is kinda ass (5L+1M+1H, destro, dw).
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>>171784682

That's what my current gloves are.
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>>171784519
He has been on design since Arena and full lead since Morrowind, he is the true Godhead, and deserves a spot seperate the games.
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Seriously, why is this even a thing? Why is there a named healing staff in a set piece that focuses on damage?
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>>171784765
PvE?
everything in magicka
the damage will come with the right set (burning spellweave) with the right traits (divine), also go thief mundus stone
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>>171785545
Lazy people who want to use the same set as both a dps and healer in veteran dungeons.

All you need is to slot wall of elements on your other bar and wait for this to proc.
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i wish i could stop making sword+shield dragonknights

it doesn't help that half the racial passives suit it so well
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>>171783718
>That kirkbride
10/10
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i wonder how fast someone will recreate "The Morrowind Experience" video with ESO's assets once the expansion releases
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>>171787179
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>>171780828
>>171780828
Holy shit, I ain't the only one, ty, anon!
I just downgrade my driver and everything is fine now.
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>>171787194
We'll probably see a small surge in remakes. My guess is during the PTS. Chances are I'll do one myself and post it a few days before release.
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>>171787429
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>>171787849
i wasn't aware that was a thing. do you have to apply for something or does pre-ordering automatically get me in
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>>171787923
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>>171787959
I've run out of lewd Argonian memes
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>>171780828
>>171782716
>>171783245
Wow I guess I'm lucky.
I have AMD but no flickering grass or anything.
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>>171765029
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>>171785616
Yeah, I'm mainly focusing on PvE right, but from time to time I also PvP. Thanks for the tip, tho.

I understand it's also a good choice to stick to light armor and destro staff?
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>>171788792
If you're going to main PVE focus on light armor, but if you're expecting to PVP much at all I'd recommend a 5 set of heavy armor for that simply because gankblades love to focus on ranged.
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>>171788092
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>>171783718
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>>171771969
how? what glyph did you have to craft?
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>>171789463
I'm guessing it needed Kuta and Hakeijo, probably more than one.
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>>171787957
Open the launcher, go to settings, scroll down to "show public test environment" and you'll be able to download the current build on the public test server.

It's open for everyone so you don't need a special login or something but use it as you would log in on the NA or EU server. You can find more info on the PTS section on the official forums.

The PTS forums are arguably the saltiest sections of the forum.
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>>171790597
I wasn't there yet but i can imagine everyone whining about "muh sustain"
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>Log into Azura Star
>Once again, EP and AD control the whole fucking map
>Ok, going to go grind some telvar in the sewers
>Put compat maneuvers on my bar and ride
>No fast travel closer to the entrance, since the whole zone is out of our control
>Rise across the zone, don't see a soul most of the time
>Saw some EP heading towards a keep comtrolled by AD, they didn't give me chase
>See the entrance to the sewers, alright, time to grind
>As I approach the door, get ganked by an AD nightblade
>He tea bags my corpse

I just wanted to grind some telvar stones so I could gear out an alt for PvP.
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>>171790481
K*tas are pretty cheap now, they go for 2.5 k on PC EU while I remember them being for 8 k just a few months ago.
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>>171791285
Why don't you take haderus?
It's almost empty and in addition you don't have to miss out on cp which makes the grind easier.
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>>171791285
>teabagging
i don't understand what compels people to do this. it's almost always DC players when i'm questing deep into their territory too. as if 3 people jumping on me in some random delve was any feat of skill
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>>171791602

Haderus? This si quite literally the third time I've been to the sewers the other two times were during the into quest.
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>>171789452
>todd as tobey
LMAO
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>>171792093
>i don't understand what compels people to do this.
Longing for the days of HALO matchmaking probably?
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>>171792093
It's a cycle. Someone teabagged them long ago, so now they do it to other people, who will do it to others.
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>>171792583

>Show us on the doll where the dudebro owned you
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>look for bow traits all day
>haven't found a single bow with a trait
I even checked guild stores but the only low cost ones were the deconstruct and sale ones, any good way to find one or just pray to RNGesus?
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>>171793325
Like... any bow with a trait?
Did you just try to go out and fight shit?
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>>171792106
The alliance war is separated into several campaigns, each with their own different rules. Trueflame is the most populated so there are people ganking everywhere. haderus is extremely underpopulated, to the point where you can do a lot of the IC without running into anyone. At the same time, good luck trying to get 12 random people to do the central molag bal fight without them all being friends.
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>>171793551
Yeah I went through 4 delves and did a bunch of quests and exploring, finally found 1 in Valenwood.
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>>171794113

Don't really care about that, just want to get some telvar stones. Thank you kindly for the advice, I'll check it out.
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>>171793325
If you're on PC EU I can probably throw together a low-level bow in sharpened for free.
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>>171795163
I am in NA, I bought one from a guild store but I didn't have it to research when I went to the table.
I guess they have to log in or something?
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>>171795447
Bought items, and in general any messages, are sent every fifteen or when you either log in or out, or travel to a new instance.
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>>171795447
It can take some time for the guild stores to give you the items. Anywhere between 10 seconds to 15 minutes from my experience.
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o-oh. i thought i could just bring a level 5 character to endgame dolmens and gain a fuckload of xp.
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>>171765029
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>>171795574
>>171795652
OK that helps, I see it here now, thanks.
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>>171789463

Truly Superb Glyph of Prismatic Onslaught, legendary.

So >>171790481 was right, but I only needed 1. The kuta I have plenty of the Hakeijo cost me some but less than most writs end up costing me for the motifs and shit.
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>>171796538
Hakeijo is 13k. 13k for 40 vouchers is nice.
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>>171796731

I got one for 10k.

when I do blacksmithing or whatever writs for like 90, it usually involves blowing 30k on a yokudan motif.
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>guy always fights you with 2-3 teammates spamming endless fury for killing blows
>killed you like 15 times yesterday
>the only time you caught him solo cast boundless storm and ran to the keep while my mag dk couldn't do anything
>get angry and desperately try to kill him today, resulting in more deaths
>ask him to duel
>"I have 22 killing blows on you don't be funny"
>none of them were solo
reeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>171797365
Ask him for a 1v1 duel for honor and tell him that only cowards gloat on multiple on one fights. Call him dishonorable if he declines over and over.
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i just made this for you
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>>171761614
Well, a lot of new players joining ESO making our latency blow up. New players queuing and we have to carry them with no cost reduction and 10% less resource recovery. Old bugs not fixed yet and a lot of new bugs to (do not) fix. A group finder that doesn't work, load screens, DDoS... ESO Morrowind expansion is a 6yo child who doesn't know how to clean his ass trying to drive a car.
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>>171798161
Saved.
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>>171798845
All of that shit happens already and you're afraid of it?
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>>171797365
Call him out that it was thanks to him being part of Strikeforce Bitch Boys and that he can't hold it on his own.
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>>171799163
Pug is fine to me right now.
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>>171761614
There's a certain charm playing the expansions when it isn't absolutely filled to the brim. It's too bad you can't chose phases as they planned to allow you to do. I hope they reintroduce it.
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>>171798845
>muh recovery
>have to change 1 (one) jewelry enchant to negate it

I hope they nerf recovery into the core of the goddamn earth just so maybe you guys have something to actually complain about
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>>171799968
why, no one wants to deal with that shit. it's no fun. of course people can manage with a recovery nerf. it's just annoying and not fun. no one wants it. not pve players and not pvp players. not even casuals want it since people run around with meme healers who don't have shards or bubbles
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>>171800374
Resource sustain should be a thing. CP PvP is ridiculous atm with infinite resources.
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>>171800374
This. Probably >>171799968 doesn't run pugs or only plays dps/pvp.
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>>171802029
Post mod link
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>>171800374
PvP with CP is absolute shit, changing it for PvP would make me bother playing on Trueflame and as such don't have to wait an hour to get into PvP as I have to do when playing on Azura.
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>>171802298

It is a bug that happens sometimes, layers of characters clothes/armors won't load right.
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>>171803098
So why does she have a pussy
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>>171803442
Why doesn't she?
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>>171803442
It's modeled in just like TESIV and V, good job devs!
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elf bussy
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>>171803442
Because layers of characters clothes/armors didn't load right.
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>>171802029
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Should I sell all my glyphs and runes if I don't plan on enchanting?
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>>171803442

Because someone took the time to model her character with one.
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>>171800374
>powercreep is good for pvp
>all healers should be ready to suck my dick 100% of the time
>i want everyone to run meta builds so I don't have to try in ezpz pug 4-mans
>repentance and ele drain isn't enough ree

>>171800709
>Probably (You) doesn't run pugs or only plays dps/pvp.
I'm sitting on about 70 undaunted keys on my main, 99% from pugs

If you aren't prepared for non-meta class/race combos it's time to either prepare to have to manage resources, join a pve/pledge guild, or kill yourself
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>>171803925
>>171803558
>>171803546
>>171803645
Does this mean Ayrenn has a pussy under her clothes
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>>171803975
Ayyren is pure so no.
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>>171803732
what's the endgame to enchanting anyways? why would i take up the skill?
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>>171804145
>Implyign Ayren wasn't fucked mercilessly by her brother
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>>171803975

Its reasonable to assume yes.
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>>171803975
schrodinger's pussy
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>22 days before I can finally work on my master writ
I don't feel like logging in for 22 days. But I am reminded that if I won't be able to research anything. Help.
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>>171763064

Still trying to sell that writ. Still offering the writ, motif, and style material for 180k. Said I'd sell just the writ for 170k. People started complaining that the master writ was a good price, but the motif was overpriced. Then half a dozen people start linking master merchant prices, and other people start linking TTC prices, etc. Say that I include the motif and style material for convenience, if they know the style or want to go looking for the motif after the fact, then buy the master writ by itself, simple as that. Again, people say that its a good price for the writ, but the motif is still overpriced.

I'm close to giving up, how can people not get such a simple concept. If you know the motif, but just the writ for the lower price. If you don't know the motif and would rather look for it yourself later for cheaper, then buy the writ without the motif. Doesn't take mental gymnastics to figure out.
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>>171804482

End game enchants for armor and weapons. Gold enchants, like CP 160 gold prismatic enchants, sell for 15k - 20k or so. If you farm the runes needed yourself (kuta comes from a bunch of places, the hakeijo comes from imperial city/sewers), you can make some decent bank.
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>>171805602
what even are gold enchants though
how powerful is the separation between them and common runes i find on enemies
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>>171804572
Cmon now
We all know she got RAZZED
>barbed cock
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>>171805946

I just logged out of game, so I can't give exact numbers, but I can ballpark it for you.

At max level, say you want a magicka enchant for your armor to add more magicka. A blue enchant may give you 700 - 720 magicka. A purple enchant will give you 820 - 840. A gold enchant witll give you about 930 - 960. If you get gold magicka enchants on all of your armor pieces, that'd be ~ 1,400 - 1,800 more magicka than you'd get from the blue enchants that you find.

Again, all ballpark numbers, and they are affected by things like the quality of your gear and if the trait is infused.
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Why are my weapons losing damage over time? My greatswords keep resetting to 1220.
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>>171802981
>>171803935
>playing on trueflame
you have no right to complain when azura's star exists. i understand though. trash players can't hang on azura
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>>171807049
We just don't know.
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>>171803975
its a big golden co*k
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>>171807049
Is this happening as you level up? If that's the case it's old gear getting outdated.
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>>171804572
>>171804145
>>171803975
Whatever she has down there is full of grinding gears
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The rarest items in the game
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>>171812497
>This could be found while fishing in Stonefalls during the first few weeks after the game's original launch. It no longer drops and I don't think there are many people left that still have any. So it might be one of the rarest items in the game.
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>>171812497
i want it so bad. fucking nerevarine's sword. why cant i have one
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Oh my god.
I just realized you have more default weapon and spell damage on your front bar. I never thought it mattered what bar was your front bar.
2k hours and didn't notice this before now
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>>171814598
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>>171814598
>Muffled skill swapping in the distance
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>>171812136
is this some fucking KINMUNE
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How fun would pure Altmer mage be? Im level 15 on an Dunmer DPS dragonknight and im bored.

I want to atleast give this game another chance with another class before I drop it.
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>>171816584
altmer templar!
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>>171814598
You sure about that, you sure it's not just bonuses?
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>>171812497
What are these?
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>>171821082
see >>171813495

It's Trueflame, Nerevar's flaming sword
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>>171822332
>Max Magicka changed to 23682 (+5084)

what did he mean by this?
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>>171819169
>>171816385
>>171815019

Even combat metric reports the increase in stats as I swap bar.
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>>171822432
I literary don't know.
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>>171822530
>literary
read the log here>>171822437
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>>171822437
If your damage went up why did you crit for less?
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False alarm, I'm an idiot. The bar has nothing to do with it. It was passives based on what I had slotted that messed up my stats, once I removed all skills on all bars (didn't think about it the first time) it's all the same.
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>>171824558
I don't know if he looks happy or miserable.
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Ok lads, need some honesty here.

Played WoW since the beta version of vanilla.
I prefer PvP over PvE.
Would I enjoy TES:O?
Would I be able to transfer my knowledge from WoW / TES games to TES:O?

Given the systems in place, am I at too much of a disadvantage if I start now?
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>>171828217
>Would I enjoy TES:O?
This is hard to answer as many people think the combat doesn't feel that good and cyrodil(the pvp area) has performance issues and pvp in general is kinda imbalanced, but as someone who played wow from mid TBC, i do like the change of scenery as TES:O is very different in many aspects. The pvp feels very epic at times, but you easily get steam rolled by better organized groups.

>Would I be able to transfer my knowledge from WoW / TES games to TES:O?
TES:O plays very much like a TES game, but with few compromises here and there to make the MMO part of it work.

>Given the systems in place, am I at too much of a disadvantage if I start now?
No.
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>>171828217
>Played WoW since the beta version of vanilla.
>I prefer PvP over PvE.
>Would I enjoy TES:O?
WoW with 2 bars, 6 active skills per bar, no cooldowns (sans ultimates), and high-latency in densely populated areas. That is basically what this is.
>Would I be able to transfer my knowledge from WoW / TES games to TES:O?
More or less. It's Elder-Scrollsesque gameplay with hotkeys in a themepark MMO. ESO, is really derivative of WoW like a lot of other MMOs, but questing is a little more engaging, and you're allowed to bend your role a little more than other games because of the relatively freeform character progression. You will still be expected to put all of your points into one resource pool among other things, though.
>Given the systems in place, am I at too much of a disadvantage if I start now?
Not really. Worst thing you will have to deal with is getting one character to cap, then getting PvP gear. And learning the game I guess, but by level 50, you should be acquainted.
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>>171828816
>>171829048

Thanks for the answers, guys.

I favour Healing in PvP. Given the state of the game, is it a viable option? Also, given I'd be a healer I assume I'd be expected to pool into nothing but my Magicka?

Now, in my ignorance I'd assume some stamina so I'm not mad eof paper, or would that come with the gear?

Sorry for all the questions, I just want to make an informed choice.
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>>171829269
>given I'd be a healer I assume I'd be expected to pool into nothing but my Magicka?

Kinda not really.
In PvE, yes definitely, but for PvP you'll be focused a heap so it might be beneficial to have more health.
That kind of stat tweaking will come way later in the piece though, once you get a feel for the game.
If you're starting out as a healer just dump it into magicka.

>Now, in my ignorance I'd assume some stamina so I'm not mad eof paper, or would that come with the gear?
Food/drink, armor enchants, gear sets and so on can give you more resources or resource recovery. Much like above, you'll get the hang of it over time. Also the best pvp healer class (templar) gets a strong heal+stamina back spell

There's a pre-level 50 pvp server where you can learn the ropes, and with how the scaling works you could jump in at level 10 and still be useful.
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>>171829732

Ok, so i've done some cursory reading and I'm thinking Breton would be the best pvp healer? Was looking at Templar, the ultimate seems OP as fuck, but I'm sure its on par with other ults.
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>>171828217
I've had two friends who've played WoW watch me play ESO PvP, and they both expressed surprise at how fast people died. Which I thought was a good thing, they described WoW PvP as being much slower and harder to kill people in.

No you're not at disadvantage, the pre-50 campaign is fine cause everyone is noob and when you reach CP160 and get your CP160 gear you can play the no-CP campaign.
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>>171829902
Yeah if you want to heal templars are the best class, and Breton/Altmer/Argonian are all good.
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This game good? just starting.
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>>171833148
No it's horrible. Just like heroin.
It might feel good in the moment but will leave you empty inside wanting more.
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Character creation is so shit in this game
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>>171833148
Just keep playing
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>>171833148
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>>171833574
its pretty good if you want to be edgy
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>>171835956
>When a book is so good and has so much memetic energy it breaks time and space
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>>171836151
Perhaps it is a literary manifestation of CHIM
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>>171836436
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>>171835956

>The finger prints on the bottom right page
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Jester's Festival starting in ONE HOUR
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>>171836937
Will I have to relog in to access it or will it just be readily available as soon as I go to Auridon?
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>>171836937
>Tfw in Classes until 5
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>>171838197
Who knows. Most likely the quest giver will just pop up without having to relog.
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>>171835956
>>171836151
>Hey Lawrence, we must have the Argonian maid in the game!
>B-but it isn't written in a few hundred years! You even meet the guy who wrote it in Morrowind!
>But we MUST have it, everyone loves it!
>O-ok
>[Books travelling trough time and space intensified]
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I also like how he made a list of locations in Vvardenfell and divided them between
>Must be in the game
>Can't be in the game
>It's bullshit so I'll believe it so it's up to you if you want to have it in the game or not
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>>171839117
[Muffled drug coffin opening sounds in the distance]
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>>171833148
It's "good" in the same way Dota 2 is good if you run the harder dungeons with a pick-up group. You will hate yourself and your team mates for an hour or two yet generally end up with your dick hard as diamond when you finish the shit you started.
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>>171839306
Speaking of drug coffins, is there a /tesog/ version of this?
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>>171839306
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>>171839618
I tried
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>>171840549
I like it
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ep chat is consistently the worst. just a bunch of skyrim kids and degenerate subhumans who need to be fucking GASSED. i never see lgbtxir+/- in other zones
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>tfw getting 1 fps outside the jester's festival area
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>>171840549
<slap her> anon has been missing for a few threads now. I hope he's okay
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>buy the jester personality
>Use hurricane and rapid maneuver
It was worth it lads.
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>>171839306
Someone explain the drug coffin plz
t. Newfag
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>>171841380
>see this post
>log on check it out
>dem emotes
>dat walk
>dat run
rip 1k crowns
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>>171842357
PvP is going to be blast tonight
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>>171841380
>>171842357
We're reaching Team Fortress 2 levels of silliness dangerously fast.
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>>171841445
MK was high off his balls when he wrote the 36 lessons og Vivec.
Atleast thats what people say. I think he just said he was locked in a room for a day with a bottle of burbon.
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I don't even have a character that'd fit the Jester personality, and I have a jester outfit from subbing when the game was new.

I have the drunk personality too but no characters would fit that either.

I really want a mage/scholar personality.
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>>171841380
If you're a vamp, can you test if when you're sneaking, you do the walk emote still?
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>>171843558
yes as long as your weapons are sheathed which also needed even if your not stealthed
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>>171843821
Well fuck

I might just be spending my monthly crowns on this shit. I wonder how long I'll be amused by these silly animations before I get sick of it.
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>>171839117
to be fair, there are books in Morrowind that were thrust back in time that detail events of the Oblivion Crisis and the end of the Septim Dynasty
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can i only eat this pie once or do i have 100% bonus xp for the entire event
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>>171843239
one of my characters desperately needs the drunk personality :( but if i sub or by crowns, that means they win.
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>>171844554

I decided to make my Orc Sorc be a drunk. It looks okay.

I previewed the jester personality on him and mask of cheerful slaughter but ... it just didn't look good, he's too buff. Jesters need to be wiry or fat.
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>>171844253
You can eat the pie as many time as you want. However it only grants a bonus during the event.
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>>171779007
Get the idles animation addon off of esoui and select the drunk preset
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>get littany of blood
>YOU'LL KNOW THEM WHEN YOU SEE THEM
>first objective describes someone dancing
>sone shit about stars
>nobody dancing at all
>no stargazer or star dress
>look it up
>they all have a dead eye
Fuck trying to look at everyone's eyes, I'm not trying to play in third person.
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>>171844738
so bonus xp the whole week then. does ambrosia stack onto it?
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Wait.. my Dunmer Magblade that's supposed to be the evil doppelganger of my Altmer Magsorc (due to a deal with Sheogorath) can be a Jester. Y/N?
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>>171844058
Sauce
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>>171846223
Yes and no. Hahaha. Hihi. Hoho.
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>>171846384
i'm trying to find it in my history, bear with me. this is from redguard btw
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>>171846384
>>171847164
http://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:The_Dragon_Break
found it
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>>171847919
Noice. Are there any references to future events that haven't happened in any games yet?
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>>171846384
>>171847919
https://www.imperial-library.info/content/oddfrid-white-lips-prophecy
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>>171848062
nothing that immediately comes to mind
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Hmmm which should i level up next, DK, sorc or temp? First reply decides
Would've tossed a coin, but couldn't find a 3 sided coin
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>>171846104
Yep, all XP bonuses stack. So say you have an alt that still have their bonus from the Halloween and New Year event, they stack on top of that.
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>>171850160

Well, what do you have already? Try an alt.that has a different playstyle, so you have options and can try something different.
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>>171850423
Isn't it kinda obvious what i have? stamblade I expected you to just say a class, any of them as i really don't care much, because it'll be for writs.
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Someone give me the rundown on Jester's Festival. What's going on and how do I make it benefit my level 34 DK so I don't have to wait until next year?
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>>171850618

In that case, any Stam off. Orc already gets the +10% crafting XP, which stacks from the.champ point craft xp bonus.
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>>171851190
Just say a 1(one) class of the 3 i listed.
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where the fuck is the jester in EP
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>>171851325

Make me.
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>>171851998
You'll get dank pics of my khajiit
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>>171851998
>>171852210
Fuck the deal is off, i forgot that i accidentally deleted my screen shots a while ago.
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>>171848113
>When the dragon dies, the Empire dies. Where is the lost dragon's blood, the Empire's sire? And from the womb of the void, who shall stem the blood tide? I...I do not know what this means. It is very unclear....

Is "the dragon" reform referring to Aldiun? So in es6 will the Empire be destroyed? What does the rest of it mean?
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>>171852486
the septim bloodline and last of dragonborn is what it refers to. there will never be an empire as strong as the septim dynasty ever again. the divines will not will it
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>>171852645
Though it could be said that the Reman empire was stronger with an even crazier origin story
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>>171851958
below ebonheart
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Is it worth slotting entropy on my healer?
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This festival is so boring. The only good thing is the XP boost.
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>>171843239
There was a scholar personality datamined a while back before the housing update, along with a bunch of the housing data + the wild hunt crates' contents. It's coming, whether during April/May or with Morrowind in June is unclear though, so conserve some crowns.
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>Pop open a random crate at the jester tent
>Primal crafting style motif book
Okay thanks
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>>171855918
the the jester banners rare? i assumed they were common after it's all i've received three times now, despite their purple status
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finally found a practical furnishing recipe
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>>171856549
Done the quests on 4 characters so far. Have 4 banners.
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How do you feel?
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>>171857378
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>>171857378
About what?
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why is the wait time on deleting character so ridiculously long

they should at least make it so you can delete characters that are lvl 1-10 instantly
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>>171857597
is that the ps4? looks like a box to me
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>previewing the jester personality
>the fucking cheer
I almost got it for that, I had a good giggle. Shame about the walk/run cycle, I could almost deal with the exaggerated walk but the run is just 2 silly 4 me.

>jester mask actually changes on a beast race instead of being a human-shaped mask sitting at the end of their nose awkwardly
They're learning.
>>
1-3 DK
4-6 Sorc
7-9 Temp
0 Reroll
infnite 0's incoming
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>mission requires me to steal something
>Sneak up, about to grab the item
>An npc from another quest suddenly runs up yelling about how only I can solve his problems
>reports me for theft
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>>171848062
well, there will be at least 9 eras as evident by our time-traveling elfslayer cyborg friend
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i did the jester quests. have i beaten it for good on that character? can i repeat it all tomorrow? i know i can at least do it all again on other characters.
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>>171857378
I dunno, anon. Good for her.
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>>171858413
Roll out
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>>171859597
You can repeat em tomorrow.
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>>171854986
yes
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>>171861372
nice. is there a list of the rewards anywhere? i need to know when to stop if there's something good i'd like to obtain
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I definitely did not get the butcher one done first try.. it's the same quests every day right?
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>>171850817
just play it faggot
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i love that pig
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>>171864407
So does Jorunn
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>>171864532
slander
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>>171860245

I identify as a badger, think they'd accept me?
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>>171865054
Only if you don't badger them about it
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Aelif is the traitor isn't she
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>>171867939
Yes
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>>171867939
They literally have her curse "by the mace!" she's the worst traitor ever.
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>>171867229
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>>171868083

Can't even stay in character.
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>>171857953
I got it because of the walk. All that swagger.
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Is there any way to change the shitty font the game uses?
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>>171872238
UI Mods
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>>171867939
>>171868083
>>171870781
>Trusting Khajit to be traitorous without betraying even their master
Catocaust when?
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>>171872653
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is it better to sell mats raw or after refinement
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>can't research 2 bows at once
I guess that skill was a waste of points
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>>171873571
RAW
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>>171874017

Start researching fire/lightning staff or resto staff.
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>vet selene's web
>last boss
>weak healer
>low dps
>had to taunt all adds
>pull everything
>heal
>buff
>debuff
>taunt the same adds again because low team dps
>deal my low damage
>protect team mates
>roll
>run

After 8 minutes they killed Selene. I can't imagine how disgusting and annoying is going to be to do this with no stamina cost reduction.
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>>171875096

Pugs like that are the worst. It's challenging enough in some vet dungeons, but adding on that you need to make sure you have enough magicka to help the healer, as well as tight rope walk the stamina line, burning it to help with DPS while still maintaining enough reserve to block/dodge mechanics and keep the boss debuffed. Its one of the reasons why I tend to run vets just with my guild anymore, and only pug normals.
>>
>Want to play
>Ate way too much
>Then was forced to eat cheese cake so gf wouldn't "feel like a fatty" for eating some by herself
>Having a hard time sitting upright

End me.
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>>171876592
Your GF sounds like a butter golem or skeltal desu
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>>171876592
I wouldn't have eaten that cake. Wasted calories.
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>>171876592
Just tell her she's fat and get it over with. Grab her bally, slap it and make her count the ripples. She'll be much happier in the long run. Pretending to be thin is the path to lies, stress and stupid fad diets.
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>>171875096
>yfw just carried one 350 cp stamblade and 120 cp DK tank after the healer bitched out and no one of them knew the dungeon mechanics in vICP but understood your instructions crystal clear and you ended up having to do the last one million damage on Lord Warden Dusk as the sole survivor
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>>171876592
how much does your gf weigh anon
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>>171875096
This is why I only queue as a dps these days. Tanking shitty groups are horrible.
>>
I
LOVE
THAT
PIG
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>>171878857

Dont be mean to that Anon's gf.
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>>171878796

130 pounds, 5'11"
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>see brown bosmer qt with a fat piggu pet

do you think she cuddles it?
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>>171877174
I kinda get where you're coming from though.
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>>171878796
We just don't know, anon.
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>>171880695
>>
What's the sexiest armour I can outfit my Argonian Waifu in?
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>>171881857

Wedding dress
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>>171878267
They should give us bonus. Increase our chance to get a good trait helm by 25% or letting us to chose an item set playing with low cp players, low dps, heals. I would love.
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>>171882875

There really isn't a benefit to carrying low level players, just a chance for a helm and maybe an armor drop. usually not worth the headache.
>>
Is there any way to upgrade a Steam version of the game to the gold edition?
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>>171884421
They don't even say "thank you". Sometimes you ask a good item and "sorry bro it's for my alt :^)"
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>>171884748

That is the worst. I posted the story in here before of the shit player that used the add on to see drops, and demanded that I give them the ebon armor that I got (on my tank, mind you, so it was bis) because they needed it for their alt, and that I couldn't have done the dungeon without their DPS. Bitch died on every other boss, and we left him dead on the Illambris twins rather than rez him a third time.
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>jester personality 1000 crowns in the store
I was hoping it'd be a seasonal quest reward, but ok.
>available for a limited time
THIS IS NOT OK
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>>171885003
I remember, you was traumatized because lootlog addon. The sad part is Zenimax won't change anything because they only care about people playing with their friends.
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>>171885281
We need your help supporting this game anon!
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>Roaming around craglorn looting chests and gathering nodes
>See a celestial rift open, bunch of enemies around it, player nearby
>Ask them if they needed a hand, they said yes
>They are a night blade, they immediately rush in, only use poison spray
>I'm a magdk, I throw down my AoE's and shield up
>They die, start to rez themself
>Next wave, shield goes down fast, start to draw them around a rock to break los so I can heal
>Wave down, next spawns
>They run over, so I can get them in smaller chunks
>Other player is up, boss gargoyle spawns
>They don't dodge the giant red aoe, they go down again
>Start to work on the boss, get sniped by a couple archers that didn't run over, get killed by the boss
>Rift fades
>Other players cusses me out, saying that I fucked everything up, they were going to report me for something, etc.

Bitch, you died twice, all you did was stand there and spam a single attack.
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>>171885281
id get it if i had any characters it'd suit at all
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What the fuck is this nigger's problem? He shouts every single line he has
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>>171886842
come no closer
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i'm up late at night playing this game because it's the only time i have for it. when does all the daily stuff reset? like 2am est? i gotta clear today's festivals on my characters before then
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>Get the Jester personality with my monthly goy allowance
>Silly walking
>Sillier running and jumping
>Can't stop thinking about Mass Effect Andromera
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>>171887047

Sometime between 12 am and 1 am EST.
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>>171887204
shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

>>171887069
the things i would do to mix animations. i want all of the drunk animations but with the jester run for my fat drunk of a breton monk
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>>171886798
See, I don't have any characters it would suit either.
But I MIGHT EVENTUALLY.
THEN I will regret not getting it.
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i've been farming dolmens for hours
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is backpack space a meme? should I invest in bank space only
>>
>>171888270
I know that feel. Are you listening a radio, at least?
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>>171888270
same
went from 14 to 25 in a few hours
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>>171888398
Invest in ESO+, haven't touched an upgrade on either since.
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>>171888424
i was listening to music earlier. now i'm zoning out and watching star trek at the same time. 5 more levels until 50
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I am bad at DPS, how to improve? ? ?
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>>171888398
don't listen to
>>171888531

only subscribe to the game if you have a LOT of time or are too lazy to make a mule for provisioning.
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>>171888739
BiS, gold, rotation and block, light attack skill.
>>
i can't fucking find footage of the drunk personality running animations. baffles me how a game so huge can have such terrible documentation.
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>>171888863
This.

>>171888531
Fuck you, Gina Bruno.
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>>171888270
Is there a reason to farm Dolmens right now?
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>>171889048
double xp week?
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>>171888863
>only subscribe to the game if you have a LOT of time
I had a lot of time this week to play, and I realized it was clearly an issue.
I filled up after a single delve or just exploration and then deciding what to keep or sell was another time waster.
I probably sound like a promoter or something, but the craft bag is really amazing.
I guess if you don't loot a lot or really have no interest in crafting at all then you can forgoe it, but it has helped me immensly.
I only plan on playing <6 hours a week but I feel it is worth the cost, plus the extra crowns is a nice bonus.

>>171889025
>Gina Bruno
I don't even know who this is
>>
>>171889048

Double XP cake, stacks with crown xp scrolls/psijic ambrosia and training armor.
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>>171889243
I guess he's trying to say skyreach is better.
>>
>>171889048
there a reason to farm it over skyreach catacombs?
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>>171889632
No gear and level up any skills.
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>>171889290
Gina Bruno is the community dev
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>>171889290
>>171890234
>>
>>171886842

Overacting, and I honestly don't know if it's just a bad VA or if the directors told him to overact because that's how the character is supposed to be, so I can't decide if I dislike the VA or the character.

Then again, ALL male altmer and ayleid NPC's all seem overacted.. so I'm leaning towards director telling them to overact because it sounds more pompous asshole that way.

Some characters are voiced great. Razum-Dar, Cadwell, King Emeric being the best.

Others... not so much.
>>
>create new character
>settings don't transfer
Wow, ZOS sucks.
>>
>>171891115
>>171886842
Galerion is supposed to be a loud, boisterous, arrogant asshole who thinks far too highly of himself. So of course he's going to be loud as if trying to talk over everyone at all times because ~obviously~ whatever he has to say is more important than anything anyone else has to say.
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>>171891115

King Emeric is bro tier.
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>>171892765

But just think if he hadn't been voiced by Bill Nighy. If he'd been voiced by the guy who voices Vanus Galerion.
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>>171892960
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>>171892765
He probably would have made a good dynastic emperor, but without that dragonsoul, he's just another faker like all the rest.

I honestly can't see the other two contenders making it as Emperor. Johrunn the drunk talks like he's desperately struggling not to shit himself and Ayrenn is a space robot from the future and she's dumb as a brick and all her people hate her.
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>>171893269
i was originally questioning why berenziah wasnt the EP leader but she wont be born for another 30 years

fug
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>>171893645
She could have been friends with Ayrenn, they both have experience with turgid barbed khajiit dicks. Come to think of it, they both spread their legs for nord men multiple times too.
>>
>>171893645
>Barenziah
t b h I would've assumed it'd be one of the Tribunal. Sotha's off in his autism cave but Vivec and Alma have no excuse for being this lazy.
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>>171894698
I picked EP because muh morrowind nostalgia and there was no cyrodiil faction but from a military perspective wouldn't the pact instantly win if the Tribunal took the field?
>>
>>171894698
They're both having severe issues with their godpowers and are heavily relying on minions to get shit done for them, they probably want to stay out of the public eye as much as possible.
>>
>>171894901
Naa, the Dominion would just have to get a few Bosmer spinners to retell the story of the Tribunal to make them want to avoid the war and close their boarders and become even more xenophobic.. oh wait
>>
What level to morph momentum?
>>
i'm not proud of myself
i erped today
>>
>>171896487

I erped myself today....to see if I still feel...
>>
>>171893269

Ayrenn was ruined by Kate Beckinsale phoning in her performance.
>>
What is Hook64 and how do I use it?
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>>171894901

No. I mean shit, Almalexia pretty much admits that simply maintaining her level of consciousness being able to hear all the prayers to her and shit pretty much takes all her effort and divine power.

She doesn't even have the power to remove the cellulite from her ass.
>>
15/30/5 acceptable for a 2h rally/wrecking/embers/lash dk?
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>>171896957
aryenn was ruined by being a stupid dumb whore who doesn't have any right to be leading the aldmeri dominion. she's a race traitor whore who has no dedication to her people or country. she rules with feelings instead of logic. her brother should have been king
>>
i got a cherry blossom branch

wtf is it. do i open it?
>>
I'm pretty sure I have the only female character in this game with brown eyes.
>>
>>171897167
it looks like one of those cartoon character statues in disneyland or something where the paint has been rubbed off by people touching it
>>
>>171897634
i also got some cameron throne recipe. is it safe to assume this is all essentially worthless and i should use everything myself? or is there something REALLY rare to look out for?
>>
Infinite loading screens are my favorite
>>
>>171897634

Its a momento, you throw cherry blossoms on people. There is an achievemtnI believe.'
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>>171898260
noticed i can trade it. is it "rare"?
>>
>>171898421
Not really, if its like the last events they'll be enough to dump some in the guild bank at the end.
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>>171897167
Am I only one frustrated with Almalexia character model? Doesn't remind me Almalexia I knew playing Morrowind. Isn't different, it's just not her. I'm afraid to see Vivec's character model.
>>
>>171898823
>two sleeves
>less than 3 pauldrons
What were they thinking?
>>
Can I shoot myself in t he head with my staff?
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>>171899912
>>
i have a setting on that shows all alliance banners in pvp including my allies, but occasionally i'll see people with their alliance above their head outside of cyrodil. anywhere at all. anyone know why that is? does that mean they're currently in a campaign? if so, there's SO many people that don't play pvp
>>
>>171898823
Gonna get pissed if they don't upgrade her for Morrowind considering Vivec looks good.
>>
>>171901540
Think it's as simple as that they're non-natives. As in, if you see some orc redguard from the Daggerfall Covenant in Morrowind he's gonna get a N'wah stamp above his head.
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How rare is the Jester's Standard?
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>>171895095
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>>171897147
Makes your game prettier. Check it out at https://www.gamemodi.net
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>>171902451

it's not. I've got like 5 of them.

2 of the food recipes and the trees I don't have everything else I've gotten to drop multiple times.
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>>171902451
everything is 10k or lower and will only decrease as time goes on. even the runebox is 9k. just get what you want and then stop grinding
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Someone give me the rundown on enchanting and how to level it quickly? IE for blacksmithing: Craft minimum level daggers and deconstruct them
>>
>>171902451
It's the rarest item in the whole event if I do say so myself.
>>
>>171903750
Decon cp160 glyphs basically. Nothing else is gonna be really fast however. Deconning glyphs, and deconning things in general, is the fastest way to level anything up, as well as the cheapest.
>>
>>171903750
Find a friend, both of you make lots of blue glyphs, trade them, then deconstruct.

Check the guild bank for trash glyphs to deconstruct too.
>>
someone please give me a few million gold so i can afford a giant house on vvardenfell
>>
>>171902289
i th ought that might be the case, but i'm seeing people in AD with the AD logo above their head
>>
>>171903969
>>171903970
I'm level 37 and haven't be deconning glyphs. Will I get enough from 50 and the CP grind to catch up?
>>
>>171904040
If you do me some favors
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>>171904952
i can do very good favors with my feet.
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>>171900956
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>>171905237
Are you the anon gay healer?
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Oh, no, he is back.
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>>171905906
no?
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>>171906407
Not interested
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>>171906091
Was he ever gone?
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bump?

Anyone on the bone play this?
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>>171906091
saw him the other day. whats his deal?
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>>171906091
what's the story?

unrelated but I really wish hammerdeath bungalow had an instanced exterior because other than that the location is great and I like it
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well, i hit cp 90. i'm going to grind during the event until i hit 160 and earn the rest naturally. hope it's enough time
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>>171892765

He's literally the only good faction leader and I don't even play DC.
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>>171914827
Yeah. If you really really grind it with training gear and the exp event I'm sure you can get to 160 in a day.
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>>171917770
Can I get to lvl 50 without training gear within a day?
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>>171920462
I'm not sure. You could try altough if you are in the /tesog/ NA guild just post your @name and what level you want your gear in and I'll mail it to you tomorrow
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I'm pretty new, only played a few weeks. I've got a few questions that the pastebin didn't quite answer, or make clear enough.

This enlightenment system is super confusing.
What determines enlightenment?
Does the amount increase depending on how much you've earned the day before, or is it just the same accross the board? Will it scale?

I currently have a CP 100 DK, and I have my crafter at level 49. If I make him level 50, he'll jump to CP 100, if I level my CP 100 DK to CP 110, would my crafter also increase to CP110, or would I have to level him?

These two questions have been keeping me awake at night.
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xkkx
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>>171922226
It is shared between waifus/husbandos/characters.
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>>171922226
>What determines enlightenment?
Each day you will gain 400K worth of enlightenment XP, it's basically 400K bonus XP that you gain as you normally gain XP, until you run out that bonus XP and you're back to just normal XP. You get 400K enlightenment XP each day at the time you first hit CP levels - so if you hit at, say, 3 in the afternoon you'll get your CP at 3PM every day. CP can be stacked up to 4 million before it caps out and won't stack any further, so even if you're gone for like 10 or so days you'll come back to enlightenment XP. Any after that point is kinda wasted though.

But aside from stacking if you haven't used it at all it never increases - 400K every day, no more, no less (unless you capped, in which case you get 0). The amount of XP needed to advance champion levels scales - it's much easier earlier on, much slower later, to the point of taking the full day's enlightenment to advance 1 CP.

Everyone shares CP levels. If you gain 10 CP on one character, when you swap to another CP-level character they'll have 10 points to spend in their champion constellations.
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>>171925417
>>171922226

one thing that wasn't obvious to me: enlightenment doesn't help skill advancement, you get base XP on those, only CP is gained at 4x.
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Morning bamp friends.
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>>171927343
Captcha: maternal mind

My mom smacked the shit out of me as a kid so this is accurate.
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>>171887069
anyone have the animation of jester running?
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What's his secret bros? How does he pull so much daedra pussy?
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>>171928739
I somehow managed to miss all their quests until Bangkorai
Tell me how do I start the Stibbons adventure?
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>>171928992
Not sure since I'm just finishing my first playthrough but I first ran into him in Alik'r and Orsinium.
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>Banished Cells II
>City of Ash II
>Ruins of Mazzatun
Thanks Zenimax, it's not like I wanted 2 keys
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>>171936119
A-At least there's no Imperial city Prison
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as a newbie am i ruining the experience by using addons? i was browsing to see what was around and it seems to be dps meters, spec guides, treasure maps etc. i dont feel like i'm missing anything but then again i know nothing about the game
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Hohoho.


twitch tv/alcasthq
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>>171937570
I have the same kind of glasses
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>>171928739

Because he's committed to another woman. This makes him seem more desirable.
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How do I get the bonus xp from the event?
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>>171939514
Eat the food in your collection
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>>171939604
Where's the best place to farm dolmens?
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Whats some nice /fa/ armor I can get low level?

Like level 10.
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>>171939514

Go to the crown store, there is Abington in there for free. Accept it, read it, talk to the NPC outside of daggerfall, vuhkel guard, or whatever the EP town is, and that's it. The item is a momento, so you can reapply it whenever it runs out from your momento tab.
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>>171939647
Depends on what set gear you're interested in.
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>>171939804
Best set for heavy 2h/dual dk dps balanced but slightly more stam
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>>171939658

Whatever drops. You'll outgrow and replace pieces constantly while leveling.
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>>171937251
Whatever floats your boat m8.
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>>171938159
Same here. Never been a fan of small glasses.
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>>171939991
>heavy
>balanced stats
>dps
top kek
either full stam or full mag m8
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>>171940269
Should I at least put some in health
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>>171940637
A few points so you get to 20k can be a good idea, otherwise you should focus on either only stamina or magicka.
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>>171939991

and stop right there.

Unless you're talking PVP, you shouldn't be wearing Heavy armor for anything but tanking, 2h should only be for soloing or PVP, and if you're using physical weapons and want to be DPS, you're going to go all stamina, not "balanced"
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>>171939991
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>>171939991
>It's a "dps is everything that isn't a healer or tank" attitude
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Lord or thief for pvp
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>>171944278
thief
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I'M SICK OF FIVE MINUTE LOADING SCREENS
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>>171944916
>have different motif pages, left my dead trading guild
>selling shit through zone chat
I didn't think a trading guild would be this important.
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>>171922087
>if you're in the /tesgo/ NA guild

N-no
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>>171946475
Don't be shy fuckboi
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Is it possible to get the Dominion Motif 25 without buying it for crowns?

Or atleast the armors?
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>>171947553
Yeah, in guild stores. That stuff goes for fairly cheap.
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>>171947553
Hit Cyrodil and the Imperial city and find it for free.
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>>171947553

>>171949024
This, motifs literally drop like hotcakes from chests in IC. Shit, even treasure maps award motif pages.
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Lethal arrow or Focused aim pvp? I've already got a poison ability on my bar so is Major defile worth it? Does it stack with other poison?
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>>171950568
>I've already got a poison ability on my bar so is Major defile worth it?
Yes
Does it stack with other poison?
Major defile doesn't stack with other major defile's.
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Meme bump
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>>171953372
>>171953310
>>171953049
LOL
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>>171953372
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>There's people who don't like the new enemies in Morrowind.
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>>171954337
I like them. I just really really hope for raspy dunmer voices.
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Anyone knows what ability in pvp lowers my hp permamently?
My max hp are 24k but i cant heal above 15k.
>inb4 that bird pic
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>>171956208
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>>171956302
never reply to my posts again
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>>171956208
There's no way an ability does that permanently. Maybe your gear isn't optimal? Or you forgot to eat?
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>>171956208
What do you mean?
Your health bar wont fill all the way or you have less max health?
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>>171957367
It wont fill to the end, it just stays at 15k and I cant heal above it.
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>>171953049
>posting fuckley
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>>171957453
It's a bug.
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>>171957453
Oh. It's just that annoying healthbar bug.

Just relog.
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>meet a high elf in a delve named "Definitely Not Mannimarco"
>looks just like Mannimarco
>probably is Mannimarco
>heal him through the delve and he sends me a pile of guts through the mail
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>>171957542
>>171957546
Well thats annoying apparently that bug has been around since 2014.
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Speaking of bugs what's with the bug where you use fiery chain and it pulls them towards you except it doesn't and they remain where they are, then teleport to where you pulled them? Since the npc is like between spots you can't hit them the whole time
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i hate this game
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i love this pig
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>>171958694
can I have your stuff? :^)
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Will velidreth shoulders finally show up on tonight's golden vendor lads?
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>got a 4k bounty from some poorly timed murders in wayrest
>decide to chill out in abah's landing since I might as well commit even more crime
>guard spots me by the dock
>use clever platforming to run up a market stall and leap on to a rooftop and lose the guard in the alleys
>mfw
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>>171957492
It's an edit you dipshit.
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>>171959653
hope you were playing a redguard for extra fun
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>>171949210

True story.
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>>171960563
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What is better for thieving/assassinating magblade or stamblade?
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>>171965535
Magsorc
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>>171965535
stamsorc
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>pssst kid wanna buy a waifu
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>>171965535
Healthsorc
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>>171966227
ancient grace or willpower on a pet build?
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>>171966343
>>171965913
>>171965623

That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is /teso/ isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking deal with an opinion. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on here who doesn't go full retard or spend all their time shitposting. Every fucking day in the 2 years that I have been here have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasional memes and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that cursed fucking place. You are no better than /xivg/, you are no better than /wowg/ and I bet even /ksg/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking pattern, uninterrupted, seamlessly every fucking week without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
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>>171966382
also thiev or mage mundus stone?
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>>171966615

Thank you, been a few days.
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>>171966615
bye
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>>171966643
thief
>>171966382
willpower
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2h for single target and bow good for aoe for stam dk?
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>>171967703

Normal questing, sure. For dungeons, your DPS will be sorely lacking and could potentially hurt your group.
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>>171967810
I only pvp
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>>171966615
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>>171967881

Then you are golden, brotato. Enjoy that burst, and poison injection on enemies below half health for the extra damage.
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>Go to craglorn for crafting dailies
>Crafter is only level 44
>Get a whisper, asking to powerlevel someone through skyreach
>Reply that I am on my crafter, I have barely any combat skills, just doing my crafting dailies
>Receive a long reply about how long they have waited trying to get a leveling partner, and that I should be jumping at the chance to level, and their main is CP 900 and they would "totally reck me" in a duel"
>MFW
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>>171971572
You should give him your equip because he is a dps.
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>>171971572
I'd say that didn't happen but the people who play this game make me question that
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>>171936119
Banished 2 is fine, stop being a pussy.
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>>171971572

This is one of the reasons Dueling should have never been added. People use it when they're salty at you and you honestly just don't give a shit about them. FITE ME FAGIT R U SCARED?
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>>171972220
sounds like someone is scared desu :^)
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>>171971572
It's a weird kind of autism that those sort of people have. I've been doing the FG dailies before clearing the 3 dolemsn in some random zone, some dude - with no whisper, text in /say, anything, invites me to party out of the blue and I decline because I've no idea what the party is for and just want to head back and turn my quest. The guy explodes on me in like three seperate whispers, I didn't even reply, he was just so mad he kept hitting the character limit.

>mfw
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Can i run a magsorc without heavy armor in the no cp campaign?
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>>171972437

no, it's just meaningless and I honestly don't care about the person, there's no rivalry to be settled. I get nothing out of it except wasted time and even more salt. The problem with those niggers is if you beat them in a duel, they will make excuses and keep trying to duel you again. It never stops until they win then they brag about it. They're some of the most obnoxious people in MMO's.
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>>171973681
You aren't wrong lad, it's especially fun when you beat them after they set rules.
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>>171973775

I just don't find it fun. I just end up taking the short cut and ignoring them. because that's inevitably what's going to happen anyway. Maybe when I was younger there was a thrill to getting some tryhard mad at me and spamming me with duel requests and whispers but now it's just annoying.
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>>171971572
>>171972685
This is why let my status offline. No one can whisper me and talk shit. I just switch to online if I'm farming to give our ask something.
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>>171974409

But then you don't get to teabag their corpse.

The worst is when someone recognizes your user name from cyrodill, and they start talking shit about something that happened there, and you have no clue who the person even is, and they won't stop calling you out in zone chat and sending duel requests because "you thought you were tough in a raid group, fite me solo faget!'
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>always hated pvp because there is literally no point
>decide to try out imperial city today
>find this lonely guy against 2 enemies and save him
>he likes my skills, i like his, we decide to play as duo
>playstyle is absolutely amazing
>dunk lonely noobs
>2man bosses, excellent tel var gain
>get in, get tel var, then get the fuck out
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>>171975301

Yeah that's what I mean, people that for some reason, have determined that you're their rival, and you don't even know who they are.

Now mind you real rivalries can form and they're great but they mostly happen in an open world PVP/ganking scenario or organized team arenas/battlegrounds/small scale PVP, not RvR

RvR is pretty bad for establishing actual rivalries because so much shit is going on. Very few people actually pay attention to who they're fighting in RvR.
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>>171975885

>When you stumble upon the best group possible by accident
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>>171975885
There are some real bros running around the sewers
>Wandering the sewers hunting keyshards
>Run into another guy doing the same
>team up, he leads
>He takes me through all the bosses and major waypoints
>come back with a huge stack of telvar and keys
>He sends a friend request and thanks me for helping him
>Never see him online again
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>>171976134

and honestly megaservers and the way modern MMO's work don't really encourage good communities and rivalries. I haven't had a legit rivalry since TBC WoW, where the guy who taught me how to play Druid and used to take me on PVP 5 man squads in Org and shit just for fun defected to Horde and joined the big Horde raiding guild we brawled with outside raids and world events (like scourge invasion).

So we'd gank each other back and forth while leveling up when the expansion hit, actively hunting each other, and as one would get a level or two on the other or got some better gear, we'd have to flee from each other, he'd log onto his alliance account and say "wait till I get my dungeon blues too noob then we'll see who runs" shit like that. Made leveling a lot slower but a hell of a lot more interesting.

Then one of his guild mate druids decided he wanted some too. I mean I didn't even know this guy.

He wanted to duel on one of the floating rocks above Nagrand. But when he was losing and realized he'd have to spirit res he jumped off the rock and tried to bird form, got hit with moonfire and splatted.

He said "didn't count because you didn't get the last hit" and didn't pay up. Fucker.
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Berserker strike or banner of might?
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Is this even remotely accurate for getting started in pvp with friends? Just got CP160 and I'm still figuring out which gear sets I need to hunt down.
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How long does the event last?
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>>171978626

March 4th, I believe.
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>>171978467
Nice layout.
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>>171978467
It's a solid healbot build for PvP, yea.
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>>171978467
>playing healer in pvp

anon no.
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>>171971965
Yea because who don't enjoy doing a veteran dungeon that screws you over from getting two keys because half the damage dealers out there act like they're Gabe Newell.
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>you can use these pies multiple times a day
What the fuck, I read on the site it only works once, and on the first day? But I'm popping this shit right after each use.
Am I actually getting the 100% buff?
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>>171979917
>act like they're Gabe Newell

?
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Lover or tower for stam dk
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>>171980664
dps
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>>171980159

You are, my fair skinned soul brother.
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>>171973592
You can but why would you want to?
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>>171979864

This is the reaction I'm after from my enemies while I heal my bros. :^)
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A mag sorc tank is viable? If yes, how? If no, why?
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another week of no velidreth shoulders.
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>>171978467
Try get your hands on Transmutation set, it's insane for PvP healing.
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>>171982858
you can just open the damn dlc chest, 25% chance to get velidreth shoulders. Everything but divines is equally trash so why do you care, you are willing to settle for infused anyways.
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>>171983770
heavy impen or nothing lad.
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>>171983615

>light armor

I plan on rolling with a handful of friends. I'll likely be focused a lot.
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>>171978467
>just got CP 160
>M*ster's staff
lul
didn't do Dragonstar Arena but don't think it's for newbies, unless it just took you a long time like me
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>>171984820

Yeah, some of his stuff is not really well thought out for new players.
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>>171982732
Yes. Taunt all mobs. Block when you have to. Use Dark Deal whenever you're low on health or stamina.
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>>171984173
Get 3 parts jewellery and 2 armour.
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How do you target specific players for healing? I know this is a dumb question but I've been trying for several minutes now.

Does it have a keybind?
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>>171987182
The tooltip should tell you how to heal, based on whatever skill you're using.
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>>171987182
Just aim at him
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>>171975885
god i fucking love the imperial city. i'm shit solo across the rest of cyrodil, but there's something about the city being packed with mobs that makes it better
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>>171986261
>Taunt all mobs

You are a good tanker.
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>>171984173
3 jewelry, one handed defending and one shield imp/reinforced/infused. Remember to slot ritual on your 2 weapons bar, or just dw on the other bar. Buy it, it's cheap.
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I don't think there is a MMORPG with more clueless max level players than ESO
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>>171988297
every time I hear shit like this I just get more excited for max level pvp

do you think it has anything to do with elder scrolls typically being a singleplayer series
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>>171987642
it pretty much solves all the design flaws of Cyrodiil

>takes ages and it's boring to move anywhere because of vast, empty spaces
>the rewards are extremely underwhelming and the rate of gaining the currency is slow
>capturing territory is meaningless and takes ages to execute
>strength in numbers is the ultimate answer to everything. there is no actual strategy

compare to imperial city:

>play area is small, packed with mobs and players. There is ALWAYS something to interact with. dying does not punish you with a long travel time.
>tel var is gained from literally everything and the multiplier encourages high risk for high gain outplaying strong enemies will result in a rapid acquisition time for currency
>capturing territory is fast, can be achieved by as little as 1 player, and boosts rewards significantly for the entire alliance
>while a colossal group will wipe out everything in its path just like in Cyrodiil, since tel var is split evenly, your gains will be horseshit in a large group, therefore large groups are ineffective.
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>>171988886
that, and also builds aren't like some typical mmorpg... at least to me
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>>171989209
people fall for the illusion of choice and end up making bad decisions (just like real life)
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>>171989082
no mention that high risk pvp e.g. item loss, should be high risk on all parties, as of right now I can walk into IC kill a dude that's worth possible hours of grind time in 2-3 seconds from stealth with no counter-play and risk LITERALLY NOTHING.
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what class and race would fit a skeleton? perhaps i could be some sort of lich. which are ice-related? i could just wait for warden i guess
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>>171990454
you could be a nord dk for the frost resistance

I dunno if the skeleton scales according to your size but it would be pretty cool to be a giant nord skeleton
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please do your civic duty and send bully tells
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I'm level 19 and I have 50,000

should I save it or blow my money on bank space upgrades
>>
order of upgrades
>horse
>bank inventory
>personal inventory
>crafting recipes / researchables
>nipple clamps
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>>171755838
Are those the pillar men?
>>
>do the stupid memeday events even though everything but the pact version is painfully tedious and boring
>get 3 fucking banners for my time
thanks, eso.
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>>171992328

I got my first Royal Jester today. I'll keep doing it till I get 2 more then I'm done.. hopefully. The other 2 just need the 2 purple recipes.
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>>171992018
but I want to buy a house, it feels weird having my character be homeless when there are options for housing
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>>171993636

Get inn rooms, those are cheap, give you a free fast travel to several major cities, and then you're not homeless. It's not real roomy, but it'll work.
>>
>>171993636
you are literally putting the carriage before the horse if you buy a house first.
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>>171990158
>I can walk into IC kill a dude that's worth possible hours of grind time in 2-3 seconds
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMib1T4T4

There is literally no benefit to carrying around 3 hours worth of tel var. And even if they were doing that, it means they are carrying imperial physique, and your shitty nightblade ambush cheese won't work on that and you will get demolished like all babby nightblades after they blow their load.
>>
if there's no cooldown for skills why would you need a second action bar
>>
>>171991301
i could do that. i wonder what other costumes/polymorphs would be fun to build a character around
>>
what have wood elves ever accomplished as a people
>>
trying winning a fight against anyone competent with only 5 skills and an ultimate.
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>>171997994
what have you ever accomplished as people.
>>
>>171997994
more than nords
>>
>>171997994
less than dark elves
>>
>>171997994
they make nice furniture
>>
>>171997994
about the same as redguards
>>
>>171997994
about the same as wood elves
>>
>>171998397
wood elves are NOT FOR SITTING ON
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is there a way to wear all your stuff
but be a skeleton
>>
>>171998642
what's with you and skeletons man
>>
i got new headphones and everything sounds so cinematic. just clicking with my fire staff makes me want to cum
>>
>>171997994

I think they began the first era
>>
>>171998746
was this in the DC zone chat
>>
>>171997994
they have nice holes
>>
>>171998831
no?

>>171998706
i need to know more
>>
>>171997994
one time a wood elf punched me in the face.
it was awesome.
>>
>>171989082
i'd kill for more pve+pvp areas like it. possibly black marsh? i can't think of anyplace else that'd fit it
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>had to deal with idiot pugs on vets all night
>your pocket healslut and dps finally log on
>they both promise to make it up to you
>>
are things like potion solvents and poisons going to cap at 160 too?
>>
do people use voice communication in this game alot (pc)?

I have autism and it makes me uncomfy
>>
>>171992018

>implying it's not personal, bank, nipple clamps, crafting

Why is horse even on the list?
>>
>>172004729
you questioned that but not nipple clamps?
>>
>>172005567

It makes no sense to list horse since its upgrades are locked behind a timer and the other items on the list don't influence the timer.
>>
entering trueflame for the first time. is it really that much more populated than azura's?
>>
>>171997994

Cannibalism.
>>
>>171755619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LKv2WdJFCU&t=19s
>>
>>172007519
>tfw one day there will be an mmo with gameplay that's actually like that and by the time it comes out we'll all be dead
>>
>silky smooth connection while doing whatever
>engage in combat
>30 seconds of statues at 6000 ping until i crash to the login screen
>dead by the time i get back
>>
>>172008048
>It'll be locked behind a VR paywall
>Youre locked in first person
>>
>>172002703
I think if ya play pugs ya will be fine, no?
>>
>>171988297
I constantly get kicked from normal dungeon groups for not being cp160. Then people complain no one knows what to do
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>>171997994
Being cute
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>>172009592
ERP will never be the same again
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>>171957935
kek
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>>172010005
No you dont.
>>
>>172017653
No it wont.

Especially not after you purchase an ERP session with me.

https://www.fiverr.com/willerpforcash/erotic-role-play-with-you
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