/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

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o w o

>>171644371
>roegadyn and duskwight representation

Nice.

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Can you keep a secret? I love elezen.
If one was to come up to me in a marketplace, abduct me, drag me away and tell me I'm now her cute cat forever, that would just be okay.

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night

>>171644371
Redpill me on aranea

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>>171644407
hey

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Do you guys have any big goals left before Stormblood ?

I'm trying to save up 10 of each Primal totem in case any of the red mage weapons look cool, while stocking up on all the mats I'll probably need to craft the special versions of them and the ARR primal weapons too. Also going to get around to farming up 99/99 Aetherpool equipment for immediate autism POTD grinding on release.

>>171644450
Roegadyn and Duskwight is truly the best.

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someone post something I'm bored

>>171644765
ugly

Anybody up for Dun Scaith?
Might just set up a party in the PF if some people are down for it.

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hello xivg~
how's everyone

>>171644868
Im in love.

>>171644549
>>171644765
>>171644868
go away

>>171644728
post more please

>>171644829
if SE actually made a slider-breaker fantasia like that they would be absolutely ROLLING in money.

>tfw want to fantasia after swearing them off
send help

>>171644371
that art style is kinda yukky but i still like it. why?

>>171644547
good post

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Monk needs quelling in 4.0

>>171644765
Saving manifestos, totems, Rowena tokens and Aetherstones in case any of the rapiers are nice, and making back the gil I've gambled away over recent weeks

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>>171645173
yeah playing with them is insufferable for that and many other reasons

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What a wonderful day to be at work for 10 hours!

;_; Muh reset

>>171645290
>working for 10 hours
do you work in a factory?

>>171645332
Nah, someone's sick and I'm covering for them. Takes me 3 hours to get back and to from work and it means I have to be there an extra half hour each day because of the way the bus works.

>>171645332
yeah a baby factory {/flex}

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>>171645290

>that feel when I work on call, so I can sit around and play vidya during the downtime
>all so I can sit around in vidya and make my cat work for me

The cycle is complete

>>171644868
>37 fps

Lmao

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Maybe I'll try to make friends tomorrow, too.

>>171645373
>3 hour commute
That would drive me crazy enough to e-date date ippiki too.

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>>171644949

>>171645850
Le server m'lady?

I refuse to trust pugs in 4.0. I should have stopped trusting them before now

>>171645898
Funny.

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>>171646210
what did pugs ever do to you? i think they're a cute breed of dog

>>171646381
except they're a literal abomination, much like bulldogs and chihuahuas

>>171645521
Best part is when the wifi disconnects half an hour before the bus leaves and I'm sitting here twidling my thumbs, I just wanted to do expert before reset....

>>171646381
They burned my couch and keep barking at the neighbours. By the way, my neighbours are mormons. Thanks, pugs

>>171646362
I know right? Nothing would ever push me that far lol.

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>>171646412
my dog is chihuahua weiner dog cross and she is fucking perfect

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>>171646412
those are your opinions and i do not agree with them

>>171646423
blame the mormons not the poor pugs

>>171646526
That sounds cute

>>171646526
is it even possible to pick a worse combination

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>>171644949

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>>171646598
>>171646613
she is my bean

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red i saw you in game and wanted to say hi but my queue popped

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>>171646651

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500 000 gils or the snowman gets it

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>>171646692
you have bad taste in dogs

>>171646740
worst beep

>>171646740
>not raspberry beepy
go and stay go

>>171646758
i like actual dogs that you can do stuff with, not dogs that are made to be slightly more fun than cats, but are actually worse

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>>171646651
cute and precious baby

What happend recently to make beepy liked again? If he's buying people free shit again i want in!

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im sleap pea

>>171646758
i wanna pet this dog and protect it

>>171646841
nobody likes beepy we just can't get rid of him

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Quick question, is there an easy way to check how long it's gonna be before a house is demolished, or if it's even flagged for demolition?

I've been after a house on Phoenix for ages but there are never any for sale, and anyone who wants to sell theirs always wants an extortionate amount.

>>171646841
nobody likes him, its just people playing with his emotions. at least that's what im doing

>>171647213
how u do

>>171646841
Nothing. I've always liked beepy's raspberry.
especially without the facepaint

>>171647062
pls

>>171646740
Lala beep was best beep

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How can things get better if you wont even talk to me? Just give me an opportunity to fix this, please.

>>171646505
>insulting her boyfriend will make her like me!
thirsty losers, never stop being classy

>>171646758
chihuahuas are disgusting >>>/an/2332870

>>171648260
please do not send these troglodytes to my favourite board

>>171647646
wei awi

>>171648125
lol

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>>171648362
hi...

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good night ffxiv players owo

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>SEVEN black mages
>TWO summoners
>the bard STILL doesn't play foe

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>171648683
server?

>>171648683
You know foes only affects your party members right

>>171648683
ugly

>>171648935
No it doesn't, because it isn't a buff, it's a debuff on the enemy's magic defense

>>171648730
i didnt check

>>171648935
lol bro.......

>>171648683
my sub my MP (^:',

>>171648683
that was me :)=
hehe haha

every morning I wake up and remind myself not to an hero yet. stormblood is coming. stormblood is coming. I can make it

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[Tonberry]

Hello, I'm an Australian transgirl looking for an FC or just a general group that I can turn to for advice in regards to this game. I only started a few days ago and I'm level 15. It's pretty fun though and easily the prettiest most polished MMORPG I've ever played. I just feel like it'd be more fun with friends.

>>171649851
>australian
pretty bad
>transgirl
I didn't think it could get worse but there it is

>>171649890
Oh jeez, I'm sorry for being so bad. If it makes it any better, I'm pursuing education and I'm not on centrelink??

However I'm playing as a Roegadyn.

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>>171649851
>Hello, I'm an Australian transgirl

>>171649851
what the fuck is a transgirl
asking for a friend

When a ACN/SMN is in the party, do I bother sleeping enemies or are they going to DoT/pet everything?

>>171650575
why would you sleep something

>>171650735
i usually do when there aren't aoes to wake them up
except with an ACN they seem to be woken up anyway

>>171650640
Will you be my gf

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>>171650640
>hello, I'm an hetero

>>171650640
Wanna be my wife ingame and irl?

>>171650640
Its not so much that there's something wrong with it as a whole as that more often than not in here someone introducing themselves as a "Hi im an X thats new" rather than just "Hi im new" is a warning flag.

>>171650640
If you know it's futile then why do you do it? Also post pics

mez go back to male aura

catbois are shit u fuck

>>171648146
>boyfriend
Hasnt she denied any relationship?

>>171651038
Buy them the fantasia.

>>171651151
he can afford it but OK i will

Do you know what I hate? BRDs who don't Swiftsong between pulls

I'm going to get all the birbs, level crafters to 60, maybe try get a good place for my FC, even though it'll be easier to get something when shirogane housing is released.

>>171650904
ill be ur wife ingame and irl

>>171651135
yes because /vg/ is an internationally regulated forum where you can only post the utmost truth, what did you think?

>>171651287
Heck yeah. Server?
Tell me more about yourself.

hi

stop playing DRK at max level if its the only tank you have leveled, you shitters. thanks

>>171651412
shirou kuma on gilgamesh

>>171651481
wao dont steal my sugar daddy

QUICK GUYS I NEED TO MAKE 20MIL ON A POLULATED SERVER BY THE END OF THE DAY HELP WHAT DO I DO

>>171651604
I have that on balmung but youre going to have to work for it.
And I mean really work for it.

>>171651481
Shirou wouldn't post without a pic.
>>171651584
Heck you mean with sugar daddy

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>>171651713
oh right thanks for reminding me

>>171650640
source on picture

>>171651659
Well I'm on EU so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>171651659
What sort of work?

>>171652024
this sort of work
*whips out work*

What do I do if I get hate off the tank as a DPS? Am I supposed to stop attacking?

>>171651901
OK
You better be okay with marrying ingame and irl so we can live the rest of our lives as lovey dovey lovers then

>>171652132
Use your mitigation skills like Bloodbath, Foresight, or Keen Flurry, then use your aggro drop move like Quelling or Elusive Jump, then stop attacking

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>>171652185
how do I know you're serious, it's not nice to play with people's heart you know

>>171651325
Is there anything that even implies they are dating aside from they know each others?

i thought shirou was gay

>>171652523
why not

drum roll.....................

ask them yourself faggot and stop posting about it here when all you'll get is vague lies

>>171652448
I get nothing by lying to you.
It's already decided, Shirou. We will be the happiest couple in the world.
>>171652540
Shirou is mine

>>171652737
if hes yours why does he keep hitting on me??

>>171652737
no one wants him anyway, all urs

>>171652523
The cringey speeches at their EB was proof enough. Pickles' was pretty much just a copy/paste of his other EB speeches, and Selkie was kind of a bitch about it.

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y/n?

>>171653246
How?

>>171653246
>this private event that got leaked to the thread is proof of my delusions
did your parents not love you enough to seek attention here or what?

>>171651960
>[Mizuryu Kei] Umi To Teisou Zero Oyako
You really need to learn to use google image search, Anon.

>>171653408
thanks i knew i recognized that artist

>>171653367
>selkie is nice guys
>NIIIIIICE

>>171653367
Post it

>>171653571
Not giving into Ippikis creepy wife dream is being bitchy now?

>>171653571
how are anonymous thread posts indicative of someone's personality?

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>you will never be nice

>>171653656
anon...

>>171653656
if you're pathetic enough to act like a faggot on the internet you're probably a faggot irl too

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>>171652737
you're replying to sugi pretending to be me btw, i'm busy playing nier

>>171653785
>uhhh this poster must be X because i dont like them
i think you've got way worse mental problems

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>>171653853
you'll pay for this

>>171654016
DRAKN weekly coping meetings when?

tfw no cg meria tandywine eb (its a good feel because girls are gross)

>>171654103
Don't, you'll convince Moni to have another cringeworthy FC meeting about it, or worse, post about it here.

>>171654107
yes we know, you're homosexual

>>171654170
oh no dude moni is gonna slit your throat now

>>171654170
Another meeting about what?

>>171654229
he opens every FC meeting with "no shitposting about each other" which is as hilarious as it is hypocritical

>>171654107
tfw cg is my thiccmommy irl

Can you guys at least try not to sound like retarded children when you're shitposting about people you don't like?

>>171654360
Sorry hurhur

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hello where do i go to find some fresh untouched and innocent GAMERGIRLS to orbit?

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>>171654107
One day when you've gotten into a fight with a giant angry tuna you'll understand girls aren't really that gross.

>>171654424
>untouched and innocent
i know this is a meme but that's actually the biggest virgin alert in existence lmfao

>>171654437
but red, there are girl tuna

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>>171654502

>>171654424
Shut up Harp.

>>171654546
FAT CHEEKS

>>171654016
it's ok dude she'd probably just friendzone you too

>>171654360
but I like her

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>>171654585

>>171654632
Better than nothing.

>>171654693
cute

>>171644868
Hey! Wanna do roulletes?

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>>171654808
>replying to a 5 hour old post so say this

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>>171654560
oh god... please take it back...

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Please Garlean armor in Stormblood.
Was there any word on Arrow Mage gaining its mobility back?

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Has there been any mention about the final MSQ for Heavensward? Didn't the ARR one get an entire patch (2.55) for its ending or am remembering incorrectly? I wonder what the upcoming plans for wrapping up 3.0 will look like.

[Spoiler]I wanna see motherfucking Rhalgr primal burst out of this baby [/spoiler]

>>171655117
one job

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>>171655117
Gdi, I hate writing on my phone at work. I wish Iwas home ;____;

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>>171654808
sure! c:
who dis

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Is there such a thing as a good looking fem aura? prove me wrong

I'm worried that SAM is just going to be animation lock: the class

>>171655432
I lied i dont want to do roulletes, i just want to see your butt

>>171656089
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/14883573/

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It's time for weeklies again, xivg.

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>>171656089
Probably not in your opinion, but let's see what happens.

>>171656507
>tfw haven't done weeklies or capped scriptures for the past 2 weeks

why does gear even matter other than glam

>>171656507
not for the ones that matter

>>171656521
Look at this mount pilferer

>>171656521
>Epperson clone

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>>171656390

Is there a way to get my minion to do its animation while in gpose?

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>>171656089

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>>171656676
Gone too soon.

>>171656538
I didn't want to do any experts last week but somehow I still capped on both characters (though I got dragged into a few by friends..), and uh, to make content easier? Why else?

>>171656539
Please explain..

>>171656507
I'm just hoarding shit for when they finally let me desynth Shire gear. I don't make the effort to cap Scripture, it just kinda happens alongside everything else now

>>171656507
so exciting! I doubt it'll happen, but i hope sb does something different and fun.
>>171656753
Why'd they leave?

>>171656667
No.

>>171656089
if they ever let us customize them like how they were in the concept art then yeah they'd be pretty nice to look at, the au ra we got look too moeshit

>>171657130
creeped on by orbiteri

>>171656676
100% futa

>>171656617
haah waaw. It's a Raen version of my Xaela, which existed before Epperson transferred to Balmung. So here's your hard-earned (You)

>>171656582
Here's your (You) too. I won the mount fair and square.

>>171656676
It is far too soon to post this.

>>171657130
She just fanta'd, her catgirl is literally right here: >>171645290

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>>171655636
>>171656167

>>171657591
In my defense, there was meant to be a "cute" before the mount pilferer, mount pilferer

>>171657591
epperson is just a handlebars clone anyways.

>>171657986
That's fair. I type faster than my brain can process too. Sometimes.

>>171658552
I almost forgot about them... They don't play anymore, right?

>>171657130
It this.. sarcasm..? Or are you actually excited? >_o

>>171658552
Why do people keep using that term wrong? A single person cant hold a monopoly on a face type when theres only 4-5 faces per race. They look nothing alike besides the basic face choice.

>>171658632
he does, i've brought him back to the game a few times. he did transfer to gilgamesh because my main is there, though.

>>171658761
because people throw epperson clone out there, and if they're going to do that, handlebars has had the look for much longer.

>>171656776
What content? The Stormblood MSQ will give you gear like they always do.

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>>171658723
I'm just bored of the content we have :( want more stuff to do while we wait for stormblood.

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>tfw nobody wants to EB me
All I'm asking for is 3 people to EB. Is that really so much to ask? 3 out of the 7 billion people on this Earth. Why is this so difficult? ;_;

>>171659040
lily mp

>>171659040
how about you fix yourself before you go about dragging more people into broken relationships that ruin friendships, micropenis

>>171659040
those scales look like scabbed flesh

>>171659040
What are you looking for in the eb?

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>>171659040
>3 people to EB

>>171659449
seriously dude, you'll regret it.

Any tips on getting rid of turbo autist ebin orbiters?

>>171658937
Primals and shit? If you don't do any of that then I guess there is not much point to it.

>>171659029
I'm in the same boat so I'm gonna stay unsubbed for a while, feels like a waste to pay for a sub if there's nothing to do :(

>>171659080
It's regular-sized...

>>171659089
I'm all fixed!

>>171659449
memes

>>171659813
lfgf to sh*tpost with!

>>171659842
Are gf (males) okay?

>>171659898
no... did you fanta from the cute redhair cat

>>171659626
Stop talking to them.

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>>171659956
Oh...Guess I can't be your gf then.
Nope. I have 3 characters

>>171660058
Shana cammer

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>edge girls

>>171660259
same I can't say I've never erped now.

>>171648125
wat.

>>171660484
No such thing as girls, it's all gay men duh
Name some some straight bois, oh wait you can't lmao

>>171660497
Yeah i never planned on doing that either, just kinda happened

>Tfw she hasnt been on for 2 weeks

>>171660132
I never cammed for Shana!

>>171660615
Long thirsts hard on any hint that someone is an RL woman, I haven't not seen him orbiting

>>171660656
originally I never planned on it, but then we did some roleplaying and it naturally led into it. it was kind of cute, but I am terrible at it.

>>171660817
Yeah i wasn't very good at it my first time either

>>171660817
Its definitely something that requires practice.
>TFW I've been on a vidya break for 6 months.
Its strange feeling nervous.

>>171659790
I'm just leveling an alt on another server to try and get that wonder i had back when i first started playing this game. Don't think i'll unsub since i still enjoy doing content with friends and got to ready for stormblood.

>cant world transfer to RP server
>Gilgamesh has no RP

:(

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>>171659123

>expose the samefagging
>they suddenly start posting
what a twist!

>>171661153
Gilgamesh has RP, they're just discreet about it because of the stigma it has.
Check out the RPC and lurk around in the linkshell/FC listings/threads, you'll find a few. IIRC there were at least a half dozen FCs

>>171661354
>because of the stigma it has
>four dozen people hanging out in Aleport
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>171661016
I was thinking of making an EU alt just for that but I'm not sure yet. I'd be much more inclined to do so if the level 50 MSQ wasn't such a pain in the ass to do.

>>171661354
RPC? I'll dig around. Thanks

>>171661687
Just wait for jump pots.

Anyone got some erp logs i can read? Asking for a friend

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>>171662405

>>171661605
Maybe because it's day time?
At least in my experience there tends not to be as much RP in public channels at night when I get on.

>>171662405
What is f-list?
Also go check out /d/ FCs site.

>>171662405
http://pastebin.com/mt8BPAFx

>>171662720
>Not the Berke one

>>171662660
dude, gay

>>171662685
>Maybe because it's day time?
It was scehduled. There's simply just very few people compared to the "designated" roleplay server.

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Lf friends on gilgamesh

So as a SCH how often do you use Ruin II? How often do you have to continuously move while spamming it?
Because fuck I don't have enough keybinds for this shit.

>>171663734
you use ruin 2 when you have to move and don't have anything better to use while moving retard

>>171663734
Every time you have to move and bio/aero isn't about to run out you have to use it. Keybind it. It's almost necessary unless you have the fight so scripted that you know you can make it so bio/aero is running out every single time you have to move.

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>>171663554
You actually gonna show up?

>>171663554
do you fish

>>171663983
I dont like cats with short hair like this

>>171664731
its fine, no one likes that cat

>>171664731
B-But long hair clips through the uniform.

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Aquatic primal mount, GO!
I'm foolishly hoping for octopi.

>>171664961
>>171664731
Fuck both of you.

>>171663983
You are a cute cat, don't listen to the trolls.

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>>171665197
Seahorses.

someone help me
how do i become good at MCH
i'm almost at 60 and i have alot of gear ready for it but i feel like i don't understand the job at all

>>171665203
Short hair on cats is uggo sorry

>>171665860
that depends
pic related was a ugly cat i agree

>>171665860
long hair on cats is uggo just like YOU

>>171665925
Wanna play the video game together?

Can someone suggest me a decent BRD opener?
I've been looking into
http://valkyrie-ffxiv.guildwork.com/forum/threads/5744d65e002aa856e6d1f6cf-heavensward-bard-guide
but I don't really understand it. Why the fuck does he use Iron Jaws straight after applying his dots and then two GCDs later yet another time?

>>171666413
The best opener you can do is macro and keybind a button to swap to mch

>>171666681
but bard is 1000x more fun than mch

>>171666681
Huehuehue.
I actually did just finish leveling a MCH, I'm just trying to understand BRD for a friend who's always complaining about him being shit. Like, not being able to kill the Zurvan dummy in time shit.

>>171666413
The first Iron Jaws is there because he turns minuet on at that point. His initial application has no minuet. The second iron jaws is there to catch his buffs before they run off

>>171666413
I'm assuming the first time is to make his dots have the same timer. The time after... well, your guess is as good as mine.

t. shit bard

>>171666785
I always see bards at the bottom of the meter so I just assumed bard was a shit class. The problem, however, isn't the class but the type of people that main bard are just shit at the game, im sure theres some psychology behind it

>>171666878
Huh, makes sense. Two additional ticks of the dots with Minuet give an additional 54 potency, making it better than using a Heavy Shot. Thanks m8.

>>171666878
This, his first application of dots doesnt have ir, pot or ss, and that ij goes when litany and trick are up

>>171666413
>>171666878
Looks like margin of error stuff, but I'm not a bard main so w/e.

>>171667035
I guess it's probably because people act like they're super easy to play and hype up other jobs as being hard.
They're probably also former WoW hunters.

>>171667037
Np m8
What I don't understand is why his second feint says feint/straighter shot if it procs when there's no way it could proc because he hasn't used a heavy shot a single instance before that in the opener

>>171666785
What's their ilvl and weapon? It should be pretty easy to kill that dummy as long as keep everything on CD and don't let dots drop.

>>171667035
That's because people are generally just bad at the game and being bad at bard really shows.

>>171665361
Yeah that's probably visually more likely than octopi, just from the way they move.
At first I figured they'd have to make an animal that would also operate on land since all flying mounts can swim, but the collector's edition mount is clearly a sea animal so they obviously don't give a fuck about what "works".

>>171667529
I mean shit those seahorses have wings anyway, they can just say lol it's magic.

>>171667520
261 with an augmented shire bow. I guess it's way too low because I barely manage to kill the dummy with my shitty MCH who's 255, but wears 270 jewelry and nearly only 230 stuff on the left side with a Sophia weapon, and I haven't played MCH at 60 for more than half a day.

what's harder to play
brd or mch

>>171667732
The collector's edition mount is a plesiosaur (no, auto-correct, I'm not spelling 'applesauce'). Literally nothing airborne about that motherfucker.

>>171667732
I just tried with similar gear on my alt, i263, i260 shire bow, 38 seconds left. They must be doing something fundamentally wrong.

>>171668201
MCH on a low level, BRD on a high level.

>>171668201
BRD

>>171668296
Yeah, I just tried it myself with his char and had 15s left, kek.
The only time I ever played BRD was to suffer to 34 for Quelling Strikes. Well shit, I know who's getting more depressed once I tell him he's actually just absolutely shit at his class.

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>>171668219
Bismarck is a whale but he still flies

Checkmate atheists

>>171669101
Bismarck is also SHIT

Even - PVP
Odd - Draw

>>171669376
What are you gonna draw?

>>171669619
Typical fujo kinda shit

>>171669101
>You can't explain that!

>actual game discussion
Am I in bizarro world?

>>171669947
No, just EU hours transferring into NA hours.

>>171669850
Do fujos like traps or is it just vanilla boys?

>>171670103
I don't speak for all of them, but traps are A+ imo

>>171670212
fujo have you drawn your lizur

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Ironically enough after asking about World of Darkness mechanics yesterday, I get it on my Wondrous Tails today! Hopefully some nice glam pieces drop. Too bad the WT prizes are just a shitton of MGP this week.

>>171670103
Both of those options are good! Especially together! Just anything but hardcore bara

>>171670103
traps + hot guy is the best

>>171670212
Damn thats kinda hot. Too bad in going to sleep. I'd try to pester you into sharing.

>>171670504
quit posting your cute catboy legs in this thread you demon

>monks with fracture

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>>171670427
Oh, I'm not the fujo you're thinking of but I should draw my lizardboi alt

>>171670580
Goodnight, anon

>>171670504
Bara is good too
Not like extreme extreme, but like Jojo kinda bara

>>171670907
OUT FUCKING PARSED

>>171670907
better than foresight

>>171670907
>monks

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>>171670739
But why, these are just the legs of an innocent catboy anon.

>>171671032
Jojo is great!

>tfw will never be able to make an accurate Jotaro Kujo or Jonathan Joestar alt because the highlander and roe male faces are fucking awful

>>171671310
Why are all catboys gay?

>>171670427
fujo is at work

>>171671523
that catboy is a grown woman

>>171671786
I don't care about the woman but I'd pet that cat

post cute nice dutch catboys!!

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Why is it right after you "save" everyone from the spooky Empire, primals start cropping up left and right? The Empire did nothing wrong.

>>171671032
Don't be a gateway fujo please, mine is bad enough as is

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I'm so mad I thought we were gonna get ishgard housing

WHEN

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>tfw you try to make your muscled highlander look pretty in a dress

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>>171644765
I want to try roleplaying. After lurking around in RP hotspots and eavesdropping like a dweeb, it looks fun but approaching people is scary.
Also ever since the early MSQ levels in Gridania I've wanted to experience being pet and doted on by an elezen. It's a long standing goal that will probably never be fulfilled.

Oh and I guess I want to go through the Binding Coil of Bahamut since I started in HW and never got to do it.

>>171672102
Also post tanks

>>171672203
I could areange something like that for you if youd like? No pressure on anything either.

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>>171672149
And you did well

>>171672149
Cute!

>>171672331
cute lizer ugly glam

>>171672203
Check out the Roleplayers Coalition Website, they have public events on the calendar where newbies can get together in the RP equivalent of a office mixer.

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>>171672149
nice casca cosplay

>>171672217

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>>171672149
>>>

>>171672149
>take your amazon gf to an elegant party
>watch her cutely fumble with the silverware and try her hardest to be polite and remember her manners

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>>171672217

>>171672273
Which part?

>>171672653
This is my ultimate fantasy.
It's especially hard as a Giraffe but the idea of a Elezen party and then this one out of place scarred warrior awkwardly trying to make small talk with a bunch of poets/singers/mages.
>"Oh, yeah, I've heard of that place, I think I killed a guy near there"
>The surprised looks of guests that heard them talk drift over to you with a mixture of embarrassment/amusment.
>Meanwhile your murder-hobo-guest is silently shoveling food into their mouth in a hope to not say more stupid things.
The mental image of soothing them after the partys ended makes me laugh everytime.

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>>171673559
I know that feel, at least I was able to stay mostly quiet and let my date do the talking.

>>171673559
Would you say its your...final...fantasy?

>>171672465
>Ippiki back at thirsting

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>>171672653
Big tuff women awkwardly trying to be cutesy girls is my thing.

>>171673763
.. is that you Felix? I think I recognize a few others from the FC.

>>171673885
I'd put it at a solid 9. Since that was the last good one anyways :^)

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>>171673559
>hanging around a group of richfags talking about richfag shit at a richfag party, bored as fuck
>one of them mentions a recent monster attack on one of his trade caravans
>turns to you and asks if you've ever encountered one of said monsters in your adventures
>there's a spark in your eyes as you finally have something of interest to talk about
>the entire room turns to stare at you as you boisterously recant battles in gruesome detail while you pantomime tearing a monster's head from it's shoulders causing your dress to rip in several places as your muscles flex to their fullest

>>171663983
Where do u want to meet?
>>171664085
No I don't sry

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>>171673960
>back at

>>171674110
No, this was Gilgamesh besides

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>>171672653

>>171674235
hahaha fucking marvelous anon.
I can see it.
>some of them are so disturbed you see them covering their mouths as the descriptions continue.
>One person leaves their glass on the edge of the table while trying to escape, it falls shattering.
>This causes you to realize whats going on.
>You try to usher them away from everyone as they excitedly tell you how they seemed to like the story, they were all paying close attention after all.

>>171674258
Well I hope it was fun!

>>171645081

I went to highschool with the guy who drew it. He's posted art before on his facebook, and just seeing it now in /vg/ scrolling i recognized the style instantly

http://self-replica.deviantart.com/

maybe ill try to commission him to do lewd drawings...

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>>171672653
That actually sounds really cute

>>171674247
I actually just made a transfer to Balmung.

>>171675361
Then don't reply to me

>>171675257
Meet at limsa tree in 15?

>>171628816
Late, but I'm glad you thought she was cute enough to use as a reference.

>>171675546
Server? I want to look and see how this is going to go down. I have always been curious.

>>171675546
>>171675624
Meet on goblin limsa tree 15 minutes catgirl preferred

>>171675624
Balmung

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>>171675361
Guess you'll have to be my friend. I'll put you on the list, but I warn you, it's pretty long.

>>171675741
I'll be at Balmung tree in 15.
>>171675792
I'll find some way to manage.