/meg/ mass errect general

Nice fucking OP dude.

when the first romance info started coming out, why did people lie and say they flirted with kallo?

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P-please help me find my brother

>>171474259
attention.

>>171474006
>>171474142
What the fuck does this have to do with Mass Effect

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>we will never have another Jack

Sara, stop proposing to your brother. He's very busy with the pathfinder job right now and can't afford the time to make babies with you.

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Do we know how many skill points you get per level up and does singularity "pin" armored enemies like it did in ME2?


>Dat Dyke romance with Suvi

fucking bullshit she is a lesbo and not bi

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Does this game run like shit for anyone else in the nexus central shop/tree area?

>Be stupid fucking rich, heading to Andromeda to buy my own planet
>set up comm line with publishers to get new Fornax issues sent through to the Ark
>finally get out of Cryo, looking forward to six hundred years worth of issues
>comms went down six months after we left

Goddamn Reapers.

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>>171474298
>Tali is best waifu
>Red Retards, Synthishits and control cucks are all inferior to the cleansing of genocide
>Andromida looks like ass
>Bioware are made up of talentless retards fresh from college

There, now let's discuss philosophy

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgFHIR7lLC0&feature=youtu.be

So Sara confirmed for Autistic?

>>171474439
people were making tijuana bibles n' shit in the 40's during WWII, it's not like porn just suddenly stops existing in wartime

>>171474558
>there are people who still don't believe in meme magick

So reviews are up tomorrow, what score are you expecting? I'm guessing mid 70s and mid 80s from places like IGN.

>>171474638
83 to 87
they're all paid

>>171474693
What?
Are there cat people in Mass Effect now?

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>>171474632
>mfw we could meme bioware into making ME4 with silver fox Shepard coming back for more LI ass and saving the galaxy as space Jesus

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Vidya men you'd fuck into oblivion

>>171474638
perfect 100/100s across the board

How long is the single player?

>>171474638
Predicting mid 80's maybe 87.

>>171474558
This is unironically the best flirting Bioware has ever written.

>>171474768
i'd never condemn anyone to Oblivion, not even Skyrim. Maybe Morrowind if they were lucky.

>squad customization DLC
you just know it's coming

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>>171474813
>namefag

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>>171474768

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>>171474142
why do you have to be such an obnoxious cunt? kys

>>171474871
The trial was %10 of the game.

>>171474326
thank god. Jack was shit

So how bad is this game? I'm considering if I should even buy, when I was certain I would a few days ago.

>>171475098
Total disaster. Canadian Carnage. SAD.

>>171474558
at least they write her like a 22 year old, a very autistic one

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>>171474487

Hey now, there are two kinds of androgyny. The "you're so ugly I can't tell what gender you are" - and the objective best way a human can look.

> tfw when they should have based both twins off of erika linder

>>171475098

If you're interested in the game, then get it, if not, then don't.

The only opinions you'll get on here are probably going to be extremely biased toward one side or the other, so just decide for yourself.

>>171475147
You taking on this speech pattern is really fucking pathetic.

>>171475098
Not as bad as people make out, all the obvious flaws that you know about by now are relatively shallow and the game picks up after the trial content

If you're really into this sort of shit buy, if not just give it a bit and get on sale/pirate

>>171475098
this >>171475190

if youre really worried, spend 5 bucks on the trial and play it for 10 hours.

>>171475098
I'm in the same boat. I enjoyed all the bioware games up to DAI and if this is more of the same I'll feel like i've wasted $30

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>>171475098
>spook

>>171475098
The animations are mostly really bad but everything else looks good.

>>171475229
>paying for demo
So it's come to this

>>171475214
>the game picks up after the trial content
How do you know?

>>171475000
im thinking (and hoping) thats a bug. "horizon pleb dawn" had a bug where players were like 20% ahead of where they really were in the game

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LAST 24 HOURS HAVE BEGUN!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw HYPE HYPE HYPE!!


Time to sleep for 12 hours in 12 hours from now !!

>>171475327
because the whole game is viewable on youtube / twitch now.

>>171475253
If you hated DA:I you probably won't like it, it's a lot better imho but still has some of it's problems along with a whole new bunch of bullshit

Someone post evil Scott

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>>171475184
10/10

would bang

>>171475282
You can think of it like that, but you also get access to all the Dragon Age games and ME1-3, plus a shit ton of other games.

Is there a video or guide on all of your squadmates abilities and the tree for each one anywhere?

>>171475327
Retarded embargo changes, but even then the trial doesn't have a bunch of features that are introduced right after like all the viability related shit and remnant vaults

>>171475184
Is that Klaus Nomi?

>>171475485
Every companion has 3 active abilities and an offensive / defensive passive. Here are the 3 actives for all 6 companions.

Cora
Charge
Nova
Shield Boost

Vetra
Concussive Shot
Turbo Charge
Power Armour

PeeBee
Shockwave
Invasion
Pull

Liam
Havoc Strike
Frag Grenade
Overload

Jaal
Avenger Strike
Energy Drain
Sticky Grenade

Drack
Blood Rage
Incinerate
Flak Cannon

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>>171475441

Which mode?

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>>171475506

>>171475661
both

>>171474558
This here alone may have convinced me to play Sara first instead of scott.

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Database that lets you know what research is worthwhile when?

>>171475635
Damn they all seem rather bland power wise.

>>171475635
what's the difference between Avenger Strike and Havoc Strike?

>>171475852
After the video game is released.

>>171475870
To be honest most of the OT companions were pretty bland too, aside from maybe a few.

>>171475635
The new "squadmate system" makes Vetra and Drack the best as they are the least likely to die constantly.

Where as if this was me 2 or 3 rules I'd take PB and one of the 2 niggers every time.

At least MEA gives a lot of options for killing shields with biotics.

Are barriers a protection in the game? I don't think I've seen any anti barrier skills

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>>171475770

Correct

>>171475908
I hope it's not a melee attack, Liam is fucking worthless on insanity thanks to that retarded power.

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>>171475923
reeeeee we had a trial already, you would expect they would have already made some database by copy pasting game files on all research etc

I dont know what to use my points on

I'm going to inseminate Tali!

>>171474558

I want to try a go with the CC, but default Sara is just to cute!

>>171475982
What? ME1 and ME3 was pretty good for squad mate powers. Only ME2 stood out to me as having a lot of useless squadmates.

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>>171475908
>>171475991
It's a dumb melee skill.

>>171476064
>>>/milkyway/

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>>171476064
Too late
Silver fox beat you to it

>>171476126
Vetra and drak/peepee seems to be the only good squad comp for insanity then. Wew.

>>171476126
wow, so jaal's actually a useless piece of shit

why do women like him again?

>>171475985
I haven't seen barriers at all, only shields and armor. I assume maybe the MW exiles faction would have some biotics with barriers but the Kett and Angara don't seem to have any biotics among them.

>>171476126
>sniper character
>has a melee ability

Who thought that was a smart thing to do? If you play on insanity he's going to be worthless.

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>>171476307
It's ICONIC, OK?!

>>171476126
So it is Kasumi's worst power?

Oh shit actually he is kasumi

Shadow Strike > Avenger Strike
Overload > Energy drain
Flash bangs (best skill) > sticky gernade

>>171475870
>>171475982
>>171476108
That is because ME2 and MEA squadmates only have 3 powers. It makes sense for ME2 because you have 12 of them and if you don't like one chose another, but ME1,3,and A have such a small cast they need more than 3 skills

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>people in previous thread claiming that Citadel DLC is bad

How can a person even develop such a shitty taste? Not only is it the comfiest DLC, it's also the funniest one, action packed and it has the best socializing experience with your crew. Plus you get to fight a tough as fuck final boss

Just the part where you are in your casual outfit with 1 pistol and 1 bar of HP, having to fight through those mercs is one of the most intense shit ever on the last difficulties.

Leviathan is good lore development - that's about it

Omega is hard in the final battle - that's about it

But it's the Citadel that stuck with me the most of the 3 DLCs. So eat shit Citadel haters

>Best girl is also best squad mate for insanity

>>171476016
Spend points in biotic charge, seems pretty fun gicen the added mobility. You can respec in this game btw, just go to Lexi's medbay on the Tempest and you will find a respec station.

>>171476421
I concur.

>>171476421
It's pure fanservice. It's not shit, just shlock.

>>171476421
your opinion, while valid, is 100% wrong my dude

it's cringey as fuck

complete biodrone fanservice

>>171476421
I didn't buy a single DLC, becuase there was nothing Bioware could do to try and dress up how bad ME3 was in the end.

Given all the stupid shit I've seen from the "We couldn't be bothered to put squad interaction into the actual game, so give us more money and you can have some" DLC I really can't say I've missed anything worth while.

>>171476421
Combat missions are good, the non-combat stuff is almost as insufferable as the dream sequences. Just brings the game to a complete standstill so they can shlick off tumblr with 2 hours worth of badly animated quips.

>>171476676
ME3 had squad interaction though

I WANT VETRA'S SHIELD AS MY OWN

>>171476570
This desu

Random shit that stuck with me:
That ohshit moment when clone!Shep used cloak against me
The fact that he uses default N7 red whereas my custom shep(paragon) used blue. Unintended pottery
Drunk Tali reenacting Normandy engine noises
Samara just chilling
Actually Samara in general; this was really surprising to me because I didn't like her that much in the standard campaign

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>>171476448
Nah i am pure biotic and playing on insanity, only going to use careful long range attacks, i am not a meleefag reeeeeeeeeeeeeea dont ruin my class fantasy!!!

>>171476108
ME1 felt like they just had what you had depending on if you were the same class as them, I mean it was good, but only because everyone had a shit ton of skills due to how ME1 was. Only ME3 really had them being unique feeling power wise to me.

>>171476951
I was doing the same, singularity and throw were great. Especially once you upgrade shield stripping into singularity. Lance felt like a waste of points. The aiming is way too finicky for me. Damage off of it was too shit to bother using it as any thing but a detonator (and I already have throw for that).

>>171475990
Looks like Gary Numan going though an Emo phase DESU.

>>171477062
>Shield stripping
Wut? Does it let you make shielded opponents float?

I like lance, the damage on a headshot is like half the health of a kett, explosion is the best but i just love its high speed desu

I dont like throw as much, outside of defensive uses it feels meh, backlash is really fun if i manage to get a stronger shield that doesnt break easily.

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>>171476570
>It's pure fanservice
everybody knows that you idiot - doesn't mean it's bad
>oh i get to throw a party and my crew members are being funny - wtf is this? muh immersion!

Grow up and learn to enjoy things. Can't believe that 99 % of /meg/ is about fantasizing shit from the game, like waifus and how it would be to have fun with the characters outside the main game and Citadel DLC is literally just that - so now that it's there, you hate it. Hypocrites.

>it's cringey as fuck
what i said above - you guys don't even have solid arguments just "its cringy" "its for biodrones (which everyone ITT is)" "it's shlock" - mindblowing come-backs.

>>171476676
if you haven't tried it you dont know what you are missing. the 3 big DLC are maybe 10 hours of gameplay in total and they are all good.

>>171461171
>>171475460
>>171475492
>>171476475
Hate it if you want, but the writing for Citadel was exactly what it was supposed to be. They wanted to hit a specific tone, and they nailed it. Sure, it's not going to be to everyone's taste, but it's not bad writing because it serves its purpose.

Andromeda dialogue is pathetically out of place for a game that was advertised as going back to the ME1 roots of Star Trek style exploration and quiet beauty.

YOU CANT MANUALLY USE YOUR SQUADMATES POWERS

HOLY SHIT

HOW IS EVERYONE PRAISING THE COMBAT WHEN IT RENDERS YOUR COMPANIONS EFFECTIVELY USELESS

this game just gets worse and worse, maybe you'll all wake up when the reviews drop.

>>171477062
>>171476951
Any reason for picking pull vs singularity or vice versa?

And how is shockwave?

I think Lance is for vanguards, it has anti shield powers and can be used to take points from your barrier for 0 cooldown

>>171477347
damn, how new are you

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>>171476676
>missing out on only worthwhile gun in entire game

What a travesty

>>171477347
in ME2 and 3 you needed to be able to use their powers because it was the only way to get combos.

in Andromeda your skills have their own cooldowns, so you can detonate your own combos

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>>171477337
Citadel dlc was great, i dont get how people unironically hate me3.

The journey was beautiful, there were so many hilarious and funny moments, i wish they do the same with some dlc here.

I literally spend an hour in the house trying to hear all the funny lines

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>>171477389
>he hasn't already finished the game 3 times
fucking normies T B H

christ armax arena is kicking my ass i can't get above silver, send help

>>171477517
take grunt and wrex

>>171477392
>Playing though ME3 DLC for the first time
>Get this
>Upgrade the Capacity as much as possible
>Become Death Destroyer of worlds

If it was anymore Mass Effect 1, I'd be worried about Shepard suddenly having Eden Prime flashbacks.

>>171477420
>Only way to get combos

Not if you had 200 Percent cool down.

>>171477280
Can you get any more defensive?

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>>171477347
it's supposed to be >iconic.

Biodrones leave.

>>171477361
I think pull has way lower cooldown, singularity is great but not only is it slow to get to the target travel time wise the cooldown feels huge.

Havent tried shockwave.

Lance feels more like the new warp desu, i chose the headshot damage boost over the shield damage boost.
It isnt that hard to aim because it attacks instantly and has no travel time.
>>171477347
How is that a bad thing? More time to be better as your character instead of relying on pause>boom ultra l33t combo.
They arent robots you know, you can tell them to attack x though

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Best Bromance, coming through.

>Sentinel
>Overload
>Charge
>Backlash
Insanity here i come

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Is selecting renegade or paragon choices a spook? I don't believe in the concept of right or wrong so I refuse to use them

>>171477475
Jesus Kaidan does not approve. It's like he's some scorned lover or something.

>Infiltrator
>Cloak
>Overload
>Incinerate

Drack and Vetra are going to have a field day after I strip the shields and armor off of everything.

I have a question about the VPN method. If I have purchased the game in NA without a VPN, will i still be able to use one to unlock the game for the 20th?

>>171477764
I imagine this is the build most people are going with.

>>171477716
>instead of relying on pause>boom ultra l33t combo

>using the pause
>not just hitting the d pad

>>171477361
With the right skills and profile lance uses 10% of your shields with the potential to restore 40% if used within an annihilation field

Wondering if it's possible to just spin around spamming it instead of using nova

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>>171477694
>I can miagine her saying "WHAT THE FUCK MY CAR"

>>171477726
>too nice
>too friendly
>too moralfaggy
>too normie
>too spooked
Into the trash he goes, i only date special snowflakes!

>>171477775
Yes, do only what brings you primal joy such as shooting a retard, might be renegade but it is fun

>>171477062
>>171476951
Biotic here as well, Adept from 1-3. I haven't tried Singularity yet, but Pull alone makes me feel like Andromeda is going to have the #1 biotic gameplay.

I spent so much of the first mission just using Pull to yank people over to me and drop them off cliffs.

>>171477794
>>171477764


Im currently thinking

Adept
Throw
Turbocharge
Pull

and preset 2
Adept
Singularity
Lance
Shockwave


With points in the 3 biotic passives and assault rifles

>>171477812
I managed to activate a uk version of ME3 early by signing in from the us.
So I'd guess so.

>>171477726

still salty he isn't bi, guess Bioware has to pander to female protagonists for whatever nonsensical reason

>>171474142
Threadly reminder that ME:A is shit.
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

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>>171477787
holy shit i just noticed lul.

Cant expect much from a woman, after all he is in the kitchen with the other women(Protheans are genderfluid)

>>171477764
>only one MP class uses Backlash

Severely disappointed. Literally my favorite skill.

>>171477812
yeah just follow the guide.

>>171477834
>hitting the d pad
>d pad
>controller

How is it to kill armored enemies with biotics? Do you need shockwave or is singularity and throw enough?

>>171477998
I have to wonder if it's that they're realizing that a sizable chunk of their LGBT fandom consists of entitled shitheads who will complain no matter what they do, so the only winning move is just not to play. Kind of sucks that the decent gay guys get shafted as a result, though.

>>171477878
I just like that despite all the bullshit about the squadmate AI being great the dumbfuck still novas a an enemy grunt with like 2 hp left, misses, and only hits the nomad. Why the fuck is the AI even doing that there instead of just finishing it off with Cora's shotgun?

>>171477764
not sure about backlash, looks pretty weak early in the game.

Has "french streamer different sarah" situation been explained properly?

>>171478084
Have you somehow confused Javik with Grunt

>>171478091
I know the asari sentinel and the duelist both use it. Though I don't know how good the duelist is with lance and melee being shit.

>>171478202
>armored
>biotics
Warp is your friend

>>171477475
Anybody have the pic of the guy who got so many people killed/forced to leave that its pretty much just him and a few others on the couch.

I personally in my own headcanon had the Citidel DLC be the real ME3 ending. Just felt like it fit how i wanted the story of my Shep to end more then the crap they tossed at us.

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South Korea here

I am spoilering the story for all white pig americans in thread because i get game early. Suck dick americans

>>171478234
She didnt miss, you killed her target before the animation ended

>>171477834
>playing with controller

>>171477657
>200 cool down
charge - nova - PIRANHA
shit was awesome with my bro Garrus for concussive incindiery blast

>>171478289
Supposedly someone recreated the glitch by going into the customize sara menu then backing out and hitting quickstart sara.

>>171477998
>Bioware has to pander to female protagonists
>females
>fucking a nigger

Did you play ME2 and see no one romanced jacob?

So /meg/ which is better do you think?
To get a larger number of active skills, or just focus on three?

>>171478232
>Kind of sucks that the decent gay guys get shafted as a result, though.
what did you mean by this?

>>171478316
We'll all be worst Korean soon as far as Origin knows

>>171477475
Citadel is bad because it's for social justice warriors on tumblr.

>>171478325
That's the point, why is she wasting nova and going on cooldown for an enemy with 1 hp instead of just shooting it. This is the kind of stuff a good tactics menu is great for.

>>171478301
>MEA
>Warp

>>171478316
lmao dude we all get to play the game earlier.

Whats the point of stacking character cards? like Asari Huntress III or whatever. I assume it gives slight stat boosts for guns, but what does it do for characters?

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>>171478293
No Grunt is there because he is hungry. The protheans were genderfluid so it is ok he is in the kitchen with the women.

Kaidan on the other hand is a huge gaylord since he spends his time in the kitchen with other women.

>>171478309
Well wrex is missing for obvious reasons, he is really emotional and easily triggers

>>171478316
Anon we are all going to get the game early by using a vpn to play through south korea

Here's the countdown
https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/launch?iso=20170320T17&p0=26&msg=Andromeda+Launch&font=cursive

>>171478462
Oh.

UR FUCKED

>>171478309
>Citidel DLC be the real ME3 ending
Me, too, anon. I never go through the actual ending, just reload a save and start Citadel.

>>171478361
Femanon here Jacob was my first choice because he was the best looking crew member

Why is Sara autistic?

so uhh.. um... spoilers: the kett are not romancable, am afraid. I just finished the whole game and romanced everybody from the crew (all the named characters except for the two pilots, you can't romance them)... disappointed, think I might write on the complaint on the forums. thoughts..?

>>171478316
have fun eating that nuke sandwich from best korea in a couple of weeks just because The Don wants to be a big time war prez.

>>171478443
Go away /pol/, nobody wants your autism here.

Despite all the talk about casualisation there's Dark Souls levels of obscurity when levelling up

What the fuck is biotic regeneration?

>>171478443
kys with great urgency

Were there ever any statistics for what characters got romanced the most?

COUNTDOWN?!

>>171477667
i can but i won't - what i said is enough to btfo shitlords.

>>171478532
>Femanon here Jacob was my first choice because he was the best looking crew member

Stop meming cuck fetishest anon

>>171478649
Most people romanced Liara, I believe.

>>171478679
https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/launch?iso=20170320T17&p0=26&msg=Andromeda+Launch&font=cursive

>was shephard: male / female

umm...... are they asking as to assume shepards gender...!?!?

post CUTE sarah ryder

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How are you spending your last 23 hours before the game?

Will got to sleep in 10 hours, sleep for 11 and wake up and get ready for an all nighter in andromeda!!

>>171478679
23 hours to go :DDD

>>171478631
>biotic regeneration?
sounds like some kind of cooldown reduction.

>>171474326
Liam is basically Jack tho.

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>>171478492

>>171478772
>Liara
That's a given as she is the consolation prize
The real meat would be what comes afterwards.

>>171478725
Good, then spread your autism elsewhere.

>>171478775
I think its because Shep is referenced somewhere in the game. Muh immersion.

>>171478649
Romance popularity by people who aren't braindead retards:
1. Liara
2. Jack
3. Tali
4. Kelly
.
.
.
.
.
9001. Miranda
900002. Ashley

>>171477280
I dunno, I thought Leviathan was pretty shitty.

>>171478906
miri is perfect and I love her

>Want sentinel's ability
>don't like anything in Biotics

help

>>171478785
>How are you spending your last 23 hours before the game?
playing Automata

>>171477420
>only way to detonate your own combos

Friendo in Mass Effect 3 you can very easily hit a cooldown of like 1.15-1.30 seconds on Pull and Throw, and like 2 seconds on Singularity. It's not even remotely difficult to detonate all your own combos in 3.

>>171478906
Sorry but Tali is 1

Liara cheats and Jack is too edgy

>>171478753
No cuck memeing Jacob is unironically the best choice to romance if you're a girl because he's like a dad and mature and handsome

>>171478851
What are you talking about, liam isnt anywhere near Jack, we have no Jack in this game, most people are boring normies.

>>171478906
>Implying the only 2 interesting females in me2 werent Jack and Miranda

>>171478891
yes, um, but it's insulting for us to assume xirs gender like that... my shepherd was actually trans genderfluid and I see no option like that there.

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Still can't unsee this as Peebe and Ryder HALP

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>>171478649

>>171478361
Was it because he's a nigger or just a shit character?

>>171478393
Absolutely a large number of active skills. Playing as a full biotic is great and limiting me to 3 skills is fucking cancer.

I want to have Warp/Throw/Pull/Singularity/Barrier/Shockwave all at once.

>>171478532
Coal burner get out.

>>171478950
>wanted to control you mentally at the beginning
>constantly lies to you
>is a cerberus dog
>british
>boobs are too big

>>171479016
Tali is a nice girl but the relationship isn't serious

>>171478950
>"wahh is perfect on the outside but flawed on the inside"
>"pity me because being pretty and talented is hard"

Nah. Miranda was obnoxious and her accent was for shit

>>171477475
That pic is great.

>anti-social Liara off to the side not making eye contact with anyone
>ADHD Grunt distracted by something shiny
>Sam trying to avoid contracting AIDS from Jack
>Garrus trying to grab Steve's ass
>James doesn't know anyone so he just salutes the camera
>Kaidan pissed that he's stuck next to alpha male Jacob
>Joker still trying to decide if EDI is for sexual
>Samara being autistic
>Kasumi being cute and camera shy

God damn the trilogy cast was so fucking good. Even if Andromeda wasn't total cancer it could never live up to this shit.

>>171479016
Jack getting tamed by the dick and turned into a nurturing mommyfu is one of the most rewarding romances moving from 2 to 3.

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>>171478649
Obviously Kaidan.

>>171478961
just put 3 points in one of the passive.

>>171479018
OK anon, you totally aren't meming ;^)

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>>171479106
>64% of players didn't get to meet wrex

>>171479189
>get stuck with a profile that won't get any stronger

>>171478785
Sleeping, goodnight meg

>>171479117
>British

>>171479117
>but the relationship isn't serious

In your head maybe.

>>171479106
>64% didn't meet Wrex

This is why the 82% Male Shepard means nothing, the people who play this game are fucking retarded.

>4% completed Insanity

HOLY FUCK

>Vega 16.8% popularity

HOLY FUCK EVERYONE WHO PLAYS THIS GAME NEEDS TO DIE OF AIDS

>>171479193
tbf Jacobs is the only human male squad m8 in ME2, Garrus is a dinosaur and Thane is a frog

>>171479150
Oh god this was epic, good job anon.

I think it ll be as good after mea2 where the characers grow on you after a lot of time.

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>>171479106
>Who are the most popular squad members?
>Vega 16.8%
I had to google him

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Why?

>>171478843
But cooldown reduction is in the same tree

Might affect the shield gain skills but that seems oddly specific and I'm pretty sure they come latter in the trees and are skippable

>>171479348
>Having to google Biff Hardpec

>>171479273
>This is why the 82% Male Shepard means nothing, the people who play this game are fucking retarded.

Not as retarded as the people who think femshep is in any way okay.

>>171479273
>hating on vega

chinga tu madre esse

filho de puta

>>171479149
>>171479117
Too bad you can't do kinky shit in the game
>play up on Miri's insecurities until she has 0 confidence
>put her on a leash and make her crawl around the normandy on all 4s.
>have her and Kelly take turns taking the varen cock

>>171479290
Thane un ironically looks more human.

>>171479386
End your life

>>171479117
>british
You mean australian.

>>171479106
>3.8% players shoot Mordin
Are you fucking kidding me?
This stats are trash.

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>>171479195
Daily reminder Krogans are dumb cucks, genophage did nothing curing, curing it would be stupid

>>171479357
Lack of oversight and one animator being shit.

Not every animation in the game is shit tho.

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>people unironically didn't fuck Jacob in ME2

If he was real IRL I would fuck him again

>>171479195
Most people didn't play ME1

>>171479018
>only squaddie who salutes you
>only squaddie who doesn't constantly question your competence or motivations
>only biotic who doesn't whine or act like an autistic outcast because they're a biotic
>holds his own among a team of superpowered individuals despite being a normal guy (everyone says Garrus is Batman but Jacob is the real fucking Batman)
>nicest guy in the world
>is cool with ManShep fucking Miranda
>doesn't like Thane but doesn't get into an autistic pissing match over it


Jacob was too pure and good for FemShep. He was too good for all of us. And yet he get shit on for being the worst squaddie. Fucking unfair, Jacob is best bro.

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IS THAT TIME AGAIN?

Yes time to laugh at the biodrone cucks who bought this garbage that is now a MEME game, and yes the reviews are shitting on the story and the characters too so BTFO.

>>171479527
Kanye is real.

The Vega 'romance' in the citadel dlc was sleazy.

>>171478294
I've seen people using the duelest pretty well.

Seems better than ME3's Asari vanguard at the least.

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>>171474280
I want to take care of Sara.

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>Vetra will never impregnate you

>>171479106
>Most used single-player class
>Soldier 43.7%
CODBABIES GO BACK TO COD REEEEEEE

>>171479568
wow that looks silly xD
i might buy the game twice because of that random glitch XD

>>171479564
(everyone says Garrus is Batman but Jacob is the real fucking Batman)

But Jacob is born with autistic gravity superpowers.

Garrus is the real Batman.

>nicest guy in the world
>cheats on you in ME3
>doesn't like Thane
>Jacob was too pure and good for FemShep
>cheats on her

>>171479195
I met him then let Ashley shoot him, then left Ashley on Virmire, then destroyed Maelon's data. Truly the best of all possible canons.

>>171479617
I will protect her from all penis

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>>171479568

>no option for you to have Drack anally devastate you from behind

I f*cking hate this game.

So are there ANY biotic powers that strip armor?

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>>171479527
femanon pls

>>171479712
Is it rape if someone fucks her considering that she is a retard?

m8s I loved the first 2 never finished the 3rd one because it was shit

will I like andromeda?

>>171479664
Soldier was the only good class in ME1 so I just stuck with it for the next two games even though the other ones were objectively more fun

I like to use my teammates like pokemon with biotic abilities and having full control as I shoot from the background

>>171479568
holy fuck this is 10000x funnier if you look at it as her having an autistic meltdown

>>171479717
Cora is a manlet.

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>>171479717
>''Sara, we don't know what that was about, but we heard your brother moan your name in the bathroom.''

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>>171479717
>PAYING FOR THIS

>>171479742
Shockwave can be evolved to do extra damage vs armor

As far as I've heard you can combo singularity and throw on armored targets, it just won't lift them, but singularity will still prime them

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>>171479868
Will any game in the future be able to compete with the witcher 3?

>>171479787
Yes.

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>>171479724
If that wasn't enough
>Lexi tries to steal drakk from you
>peepoo tries to steal JAal from you
Askari whores literally try to steal the best husbandos

>>171479921
Cyberpunk 2077

>>171479921
Not if companies can get away with crap like this.

>>171479787
She's literally incapable of giving consent. It's never NOT rape with her.

>>171479425
>play up on Miri's insecurities
>string Tali along in the friendzone
>act sweet to Jack then turn mean on her
>call Kelly a degenerate slut
>guilt-trip Liara over giving you to Cerberus

There should have been more options to be mean to waifus.

>>171479568
>>171479691
Oh no, now I can't wildly mash left and right like an autist, what will I do?!?!?!

>>171479921
Cyberpunk sounds like it could be GOAT if the slavs ever finish it.

>>171479787

Buddy if you want retard rape in vidya, well... Have you ever played Fallout 2? If you specifically played a low int female chosen one then Myron spikes your drink and rapes you.

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>>171479943
>>171480025
B-but what about me, Anon-kun?

>>171479943
>>171480025
>made by the same guys

How can non-slavs compete

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Here some bonus material, take care of your sides anon!

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-msmx9yW5Q

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTCkJ3c0w1k

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

>>171479882
wasn't that how it worked in ME3?

Explain to me how it would be worth it to get the Super Deluxe Edition of Andromeda? Have there been any indications that its MP warrants getting the SDE instead of simply the Deluxe Edition?

>>171479568
I have become one with the memes anon. It's like coming home to me.

Homeme, if you will.

I'm getting really crappy performance after upgrading my amd drivers

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>>171480240
Not really, don't both special editions just give cosmetic stuff?

>>171480081
haha what the fuck?

>>171480105
your games have been normie shit since oblivion.

>>171480240
I don't think any editions other than the cheapest one are worth it.

>>171474403
framerate always drops there

>>171480240
Unless they've seriously beefed up security, I'd wager you can just hack in the means of getting gear anyway. Super deluxe sounds like an ultimate goyim tier scam.

>>171480169
it's just stiff legs from cryo. 10/10 immersion.

>>171480081
There's another part where you get molested by a super mutant if you lose an arm wrestle or something. Fallout 2 wouldn't fl today.

>>171479664
>>171479814
Soldier is by far the best class in each game.

ME1: just max out fitness and spectre training for 90% damage resistance that can be rebuffed continuously and a ridiculously huge health pool

ME2: max out adrenaline rush and get a good assault rifle for headshot destruction on everything

ME3: ok actually soldiers aren't so powerful in this ga- JUST KIDDING LOL concussive shot plus incendiary/cryo/disrupter ammo means you can do more tech combos than the tech classes

Soldier is always fucking god-tier above the other classes.

>>171474142
MEG.

Should I replay ME1-3?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12563622

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>>171480169
Leave Sara alone!
She's just trying her heelys.

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>>171479868
>>171479717
>>171479568
>>171480169
>>171480307
>>171480440
>Anti bioware shill actually spends effort shilling against a new game
>Actually is so desperate he doesnt care if he looks like obvious shilling
This just makes the game funny, but nice try i already have preordered it a week ago.

At least i hope you arent doing it for free

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anyone here remember their first reaction to this?

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>>171479018
>Daddy fetish

>>171480440
I'm taking what I can.
If not for Mass Effect, i'll play it as Meme Simulator 2017.

>>171480520
Sure, I think I will too.

>>171480520
Not if you dont have enough time to fully complete them

I'm going to inseminate Sara!

>>171480509
It isn't though, it's only better than engineer really. Instead of playing a really crappy shooter I can just break the game as a biotic class or cheese everything as an infiltrator

>>171480237
I don't know I just used warp, throw.

I know singularity wouldn't prime targets in ME2 if they had protection, but would damage shields and hold characters in place

>>171480708
Did I ever tell you about the time I slipped in the shower and almost sodomized myself with a shampoo bottle?

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>>171480484
Yeah, if you lose the arm wrestling contest with the mutie in Broken Hills you wake up with a sore ass and a ball gag in your inventory.

>>171480769
Infiltrator a best.

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>>171480579
Please be bait, nobody can be this stupid.

>>171480796
No, but you are going to now.

>>171480285

Super Deluxe gives one free item pack for MP per week for 20 weeks, totalling a worth of 60 dollars apparently, but if the MP is shit then it's worth nothing obviously and I haven't heard anything about its MP.

>>171480334

Probably.

>>171480579
Why are you responding to a guy who has gone as far as numbering his pics?

What outcome are you expecting?

Honest thoughts about the game coming through.
https://youtu.be/IbhBWKvsqxI

>>171480601
What the hell is this?

>>171480805
See this? This is good shit.

>>171480896
http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Mass_Effect_3:_Datapad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlDyol1hs4g

>>171480906
Also from what I remember the stat check to beat him was so ridiculous so you had to be wearing power armor / be hopped up on chems to beat him. God damn, I need to download Fallout 2.5.

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>>171480708
>Implying you either are getting paid or are really this mad at a game that you spend time shilling against it
lol, at least i hope you get paid.

I support the game because i enjoy them

>>171480876
Fun

>>171480973
> for iOS
No wonder

>>171480997
>Also from what I remember the stat check to beat him was so ridiculous so you had to be wearing power armor / be hopped up on chems to beat him
Well it is a super mutant, makes sense.

I am thinking that the reason why they sent a bunch of autists and lesbians instead of people with actual military training to another galaxy is because they wanted to get rid of them

>>171480975
wtf i love raycevick now

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Reminder that autistic Sara is not a meme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgFHIR7lLC0

>>171481057
You don't fight autism with autism, just let him go through his folder till he realises no one here is under the illusion this game isn't fucked up

>>171481107
Isn't this something that happened in one of the Douglas Adams novels? They shipped a bunch of useless people in an ark to ancient earth to get rid of them and that's where mankind comes from.

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>>171480997
>can become pornstar
>get addicted to drugs
>sell drugs
>become gangster
>prizefighter
>fuck mob bosses wife
>shoot her daughter on way out

Fallout 2 may just be the best RPG ever made

>>171481181
>not fucking both of the bishop women and replacing the old man's heart pills

>>171480604
Every girl has a daddy fetish

>>171481227
you
I like you

>>171481264
Electra complex.

>>171481181

>Seduce some beta hick in modoc
>His Dad walks in on us
>Get forced into a shotgun wedding
>Am now stuck with a useless husband following me around
>Find a bunch of slavers
>Fuck the head slaver and sell my husband

Fallout 2 was a wild ride.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12563724
http://www.strawpoll.me/12563724
http://www.strawpoll.me/12563724

>tfw cant decide which i would prefer to be born as
Take into account that you are born on that home planet, in that culture though you can choose to leave later on

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>>171481157
Holy shit even normies are catching on.

>>171481181
What would mass effect 3 be like if it was made by black isles?

Is the slimy nigga with Anita Goyle in the first Alec flashback supposed to be Donnel Udina?

http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Virtual_Alien

So what is the chance they ll be related somehow/

>>171481497
I pick Hanar, life as a jelly is pretty chill.
>>171481528
The scene where you stumble on to the set of Blasto becomes a porno shoot.

>>171481435
Did you even read my post?

Calm down and stop rushing out these replies hoping you'll get an epic screencap for /v/

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>>171480169
Scott just told her they're going to Target.

>>171481497
>All these fucking asari
You just want to play with your boobs dont you faggots?

>>171481504
>Implying youtube comments arent full of chan autists

>>171481497

>Wanting to be anything other than human

Disgusting

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>>171481264

>when you find out she was actually more attracted towards her daddy than her baby brother after all

>>171474768
Hurf durf feggtz git off mai vidyer

>>171474259
It was just one guy on the gameinformer video who said that.

It was probably a crappy attempt at humor.

With a 970, 16 gigs of ram, and an i5-3470, I can't play this game smoothly on ANY settings, even on lowest. I constantly get frame-drops all over the place. I know my cpu is kinda shitty but there's no way it's THIS shitty, idk what the fuck is going on

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>>171481719
Could someone shop a psycho face on that Scott?

why are some games slowmotion ?