/owg/ - Overwatch General

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Post healslut

>2017
>people still try to use genji ult to 1v1 a reinhardt

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This will protect us

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Just waiting for that next event to see the new skin.

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What do you guys see that makes you instantly know a game is over?
>Someone on my team is named "Dankmeme" or "Cuck"
>Someone on the other team is able to just walk behind us
>An argument breaks out before the game even started

The wife is gonna be out late tonight for work. How close to diamond do you guys think I can get from mid plat?

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Stop waifuposting.

>>171318542
Why can't we get more non-event skins

>>171318691
Gold

Tfw on a win streak that is giving me +100 points per win atm.
Gone from 3100 to 4173 in this win streak

>>171318590
The last one is the most obvious in my matches. I've had times where people on my team were together the match before and brought their argument with them. Usually ends with one of them throwing or non-stop arguing.

>>171318723
Those don't make money.

>>171318542
Well, spring is coming on the 21st, hopefully it would be then since the Jeff said something about spring.

But orisa is dropping on the 21st so it's just me wishing.

>>171318590
When I compliment someone and they think im being sarcastic

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>>171318542
I wonder what Widow will get as a skin.

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>>171318313

>Loves Overwatch and blizzard
>respects and plays with Jeff
>goes savage later by saying “The skill that these pro players have is so amazing. What they can do in the game is so incredible that I do believe viewers will love watching the best Quake players play. It’s like watching professional athletes dunking from the free throw line. And when you win a world championship and you’re standing on that stage, do you want to win it with a great, violent, bloody game, or do you want to win it in a game that looks like a Disney XD movie?”
>http://www.redbull.com/en/esports/stories/1331849601416/quake-champions-interview-tim-willits

Based Willits is Based!

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>>171318692
Can I husbando post

>>171318590
>someone has that kooky writing for their name
>fill plays ana
>easterm european accent (is a guaranteed loss no matter what)
>no one wants to play tank

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>>171318313
>reinhardt
>strong

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>>171318590
>GirlGamer420
>playing a dps

>>171318313
>post thread early
>include discord
Neck yourself

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>tfw the meta is staunchly anti-winston right now but you're in plat and people are retarded so it doesnt matter

>>171319026
I just want something nice that was worth the wait.

>>171319115
>Disney XD movie?

Noah fence but looking at what little of quake champions I saw it looked like they were still using the same puke colored pallet on all the maps and the sound design was absolute ass on guns compared to OW

gameplay wise yeah it's probably a lot faster and allows for individual player skill to shine

>>171318313
OLD MEME

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>>171318590
>>An argument breaks out before the game even started
Fucking this.
Usually over some trivial thing, too.

>>171319026
>Zenny pays Widowmaker to stop being such a slut
She's embarassed by the proposition to be pure

>>171319441
overwatch has guns?

>>171318590
>Hello!
>No one says hello back

Match is over before it began.

>>171319115
>game that looks like a Disney XD movie?

Shit, even pixar felt that and Disney is moving to sue Blizzard at this moment.

nevertheless, im pumped for OW, mainly because of Mariobearer Kahn and his anti-noob goomba stomp of death
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNnq3K-W004

>>171319571
Every fucking time m8.

What the fuck is wrong with these people honestly

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I want to become good friends with Sombra and go for camping with her.

>>171319115
>do you want to win it with a great, violent, bloody game, or do you want to win it in a game that looks like a Disney XD movie?
This is stupid logic. Professionals don't care about video game aesthetics, just as long as they don't hinder gameplay. They just want to win.

Every pro worth his weight in salt will turn every necessary graphical option to "Off" or "Low" to get as many frames per second as possible.
A game's art style is irrelevant when there's fucking money on the line.

>>171318783
How the fuck could I go down to gold tard

>>171319569
Yes, Reaper's shotguns actually sound like they have punch to them

>>171319215
>meet eastern european
>they are playing zen
>he puts down good orbs, doesnt switch discord every second
>I melt everything he discords as pharah
It was great

>>171318313
>discord

>>171319843

>so easily triggered
you know that this one was a joke tight?

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How much time do you have against bots

>after placement matches, bounce around low 2000SR solely depending on if the team comp was bad or not
>find these guys who liked to joke around, have fun, and care about good team comps, they pick me up to do heavy healing or anchor tanking
>we go on a 10 game winning streak and within one night I go from low gold to low "whatever 2600 SR is"

Anons, coming from someone who seriously loves solo queue QP, teaming up is just a whole 'nother way to play this fucking game. The grouping up, the synchronized ults, the great team compositions... Holy shit. I was doing >50% healing on half of those games and playing healers was super enjoyable. Holy shit team comp is incredibly fun and I just wanted to share that with you all.

>inb4 t. healslut
You're right, but at least my healslutting is really appreciated, well protected, and the results are really at maximum potential.

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>>171319776
>friends with Sombra

>>171320175
I only ever play bastion and sit outside of their spawn on bots
the AI has luiterally no clue what to do

>>171319912
his hellfire shotguns sound like shit in game
A friend of mine says it's because their firing sound is compressed, but I don't know if there's any truth to that claim.

In the trailers, they sound fine
https://youtu.be/FqnKB22pOC0?t=3m

But everything else about the sound design in Overwatch is on-point.

>>171320349
How is that ever fun ??

>>171320437
it's not. but is playeing against bots ever fun?
it's like bullying children

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>>171320297
A shame they said Infiltration takes place outside of the main story as I doubt we'll see any kind of follow up in the near future.

>tfw no hero with pump shotgun

how to lucio like a pro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKGaZU1NzDI&feature=youtu.be

>>171319571
I don't even bother being friendly during the start of comp games anymore. I just say what the plan is and use usual comms. I keep a cool head.

I don't know why people get salty when the enemy pushes the cart all the way to the end or manage to cap both points. But it happens so often that it kills the mood and someone always has to make a passive-aggressive statement right after the enemy team won the round. Everyone that was talkative and friendly during the setup of the first round suddenly stops talking for some reason.

>load into qp
>volskaya defense
>widow, genji, hanzo already selected
>leave

welp

>>171320815
if those are your standards you're never going to play qp again

>>171320815
Volskaya is my least favorite map out of all them, even managing to piss me off more than Hanamura.

It's never fucking fun to play on Vodka Industries. Not on Attack. Not on Defense. Plus, the drab color scheme of the area only makes me wish the game would end sooner.

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>>171319776
Can't wait for buffs to go live

4 seconds for translocator is going to be fun

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The enemy has a teleporteur.

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>>171318590
>Some guy is singing the Mickey Mouse Club song
>What is this moron doing
>No one else had a mic
>He just sings it all the time, and will abruptly stop to make a call, then resume
>He played like he belongs in grandmaster
>We completely stomp the other team
>Now I can't get Mickey Mouse out of my head

why don't they say "the enemy has a shield generator"?

Who would you prefer to be leading writer of Overwatch?
You can choose any writer

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is this a new intro

>>171320181
When you win a lot as support, it feels good.
t. Master rank Zenny main


But if you're a genuine faggot healslut, you should kill yourself.

>>171321123
Didn't get all the voice actors to do the lines and don't want to introduce them when it'll be incomplete. At least that's what one of the devs said a couple months ago.

>>171321162
Shame no actual Koreans (at least to my knowledge) have cosplayed as D. Va and gotten fucked.

>>171319464
>>171318590
>Playing yesterday
>Guy starts off with "hi how's it going"
>Other guy says "shut the fuck up" but it sounds like he's joking
>Guy 1 takes it seriously
>They end up arguing throughout the whole match, various lines exchanged such as "yo mama a bitch" and "why are you whisper shouting, pussy?"
It would be funny if we didn't get smashed.

>>171320971
nah numbani is a much worse map. I've never seen so many people unable to just walk forward than I do on numbani

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>>171321162
>look up overwatch cosplay porn
>mostly just sad d.va cosplay
>find one that's really good
>costume is spot on
>girl is sexy as fuck
>she takes the costume off 10 minutes in

What was the fuckin point of that!?

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>>171321004
Gwoop up

>>171321115
And so the curse spreads.

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>>171321531
>those blue quads

First time i've played since patch, roadhog is really unsatisfying now holy shit

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>>171320598
>tfw no hero with lever action

>>171321431
do share either way.

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>Nano-boost junkrat
>he ults

>>171321727
>your instakill is now only on an 8 second cooldown instead of a 6 second cooldown

wow fucking dogshit hero tbqhwyf

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>>171321782
>lever action rifle hero

I would never play anyone else

>its a healers spamming thanks when we lose episode
And its always the ones that play like shit

>>171321975
>nano-boost d.va
>she ults

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https://everypixel.com/aesthetics

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>>171322312

>76 literally in every game and shuts out McCree and Reaper
>forums bitching about Pharah of all characters

why this

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Serious question: Why would you play McCree when you can play a hero that can hipfire people to death, scope in, and heal

>>171322492
because they're probably too retarded to use a projectile

>>171322492
WOAH THERE

>>171322492
McCree is hotter

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>>171322576
Why does a cowboy have a flashbang?

>>171322421
because shes air bastion and not particularly fun to fight against because a decent portion of the cast basically cant touch her
t. pharah player

theyre not gonna nerf her though, if anything theyll do the roadhog thing where thy pretend its a nerf but accidentally buff the fuck out of her trying to compensate for what theyre taking away from her (likely rockets getting damage falloff)

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>play hanzo every time when piss drunk
>potgs and headshots everywhere all the time

I don't usually care or complain about him but jesus this is ridiculous

change Sombra to support
change Ana to offense

game fixed

>>171321279
pretty sure porn is illegal in korea.

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>>171322312
Nice

>>171321727
But his M2 is even more satisfying. I get more kills with it now.

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>>171322492
delet this right now pardner

>>171322421
Because even the absolute worst Pharah can get picks simply by spamming rockets at the ground near the enemy team. She's the only hero who can fly, has the sky to herself, can effectively stay in the sky forever, can easily get away from enemies to go heal, has six rockets to a clip, and only a handful of heroes can even hope to kill her, much less do so effectively. She's not fun to play against at all, and arguably unbalanced when most of the strategies concerning her are for half the team to switch.

You have to have some semblance of aim to shred with 76 and he still dies just as easily as anybody else.

>>171322745
>changing categorization fixes the game

Actually this does sound like a Blizzard Fix

>>171322001
he doesn't pull people right into his face anymore either so a lot more characters are surviving my hook combo lately.

Characters like Ana and Mei are annoying to kill afterwards.

>>171322737
I have only ever bought 2 things for Hanzo. The sake voice line and spray.

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>>171322652
>McCree
>Hotter than Mrs. Ana Amari

>>171321727
He's still fine to me. Feels more useful actually doing damage down range instead of waiting every six seconds to be useful and not a giant, slow battery.

>>171323024
The only characters you can't instakill anymore is Zarya, you need to aim better for the instakill now with his gun's tighter spread

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>>171322737
that doesnt happen and youre gay

>99% of maps are asymmetrical cp/cart maps
>still get neutral cap every other game

Uhm..?

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>>171323063
Did I stutter?

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>>171323063
Where is the lie?

>>171321182
>kys
How come?

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>>171322968
>he dies just as easily as anybody else
>40 hp/s healing station, which is more than even Zen can heal
>literally an already good gun + a pharah rocket

>she can stay in the sky, where there is 0 fucking cover

>>171322737
>Roadhog when sober
>Miss wildly with my hooks

>Roadhog when drunk
>Hey howdy hey bois we gon fishing

>>171323024
you have to aim lower now, the kills are still guaranteed if you walk forward

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>>171323251
>>171323228
>Implying young Ana didn't molest McCree in his Blackwatch days

Explains why he has a flashbang. He wants the pain to STOP

>>171323228
Did he saw off his revolver?

>try quick play
>matched against a five-stack
>no healer
>symmetra on my team places teleporter near ledges
>oy vey if you leave you get a penality

Instead of punishing people for leaving qp matches they don't enjoy how about you fix your fucking matchmaking? Thought the point of quick play was to have fun.

>>171318313
>including the discord
is this sera or some other power tripping shitter persisting with this meme

just lost an easy game because the game didn't register tracer literally standing on top of the payload

nice bugfree game

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Alien hero when?

>>171322737
kek iktf, I always pull off a beast hanzo when I'm drunk

>>171323386
I constantly leave QP matches, you have to leave something like 10 in a day to get the punishment and if you're leaving that many in a day just come off the game or play comp

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>>171323364
Stop this slander
Mercy is only one molester

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I wonder if this thread will actually die or maybe get locked after a certain amount of posts

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>>171323251
gays please leave

>>171323312
If people are targeting him and he doesn't get the station off soon enough, yeah, he's easy enough to kill. Unless your aim with the spread is clutch, you're pretty screwed in non-crowd control situations.

On certain maps like Dorado and Numbani, there's tons of cover. All you have to do is duck in or behind a building. And I have to practically run up under her to kill her while she can fire a rocket straight down the road, or barely aim at a choke, and hit me.

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>>171323619
I'll leave when this game stops having cute boys.

>>171323564
what are the d.va concerns??

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>Playing Pharah
>Enemy team switches S76, Ana, McCree and Widow to counter me

Why does this always happen?

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>>171320297
Sombra is for friendship and friendship only.
>>171321002
I can't wait!

>playing amazing and bad players keep making me lose

Diamond is terrible, half the people in it belong in gold. I can't catch a break, I was 3400 down to low 3k playing good every game. Solo q terrible, group up and catch a fag who can't play anyone, God dammit fuck do I do? Losses won't stop

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>>171323619
Never

>>171323747
that they made her worse than she was prebuff, I think the only buff she maintained was slightly faster walking speed when firing but they nerfed both her health and damage

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>>171322312
temou

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>>171323619
make me anon-kun~

>>171323818
There are shitters at literally every level.

The only way to climb in this game is to either be naturally godlike to the point where you could legit be on an e-sports team, or to queue up with people you know and trust and who can actually do their jobs with some level of competency.

Solo queue is a death sentence, I did it last season and went from high Gold to Bronze before I realized how bad I was doing.

>>171323550
Was the first match I played today, dunno. I'm just tired of stomps to be honest, maybe I should try comp or something.

>>171323968
>child
>babies and children
had a good laugh

>>171323251
vigilante actually has a mustache under the scarf

>>171324027
yeah I used to be too scared to play comp because I was under the impression that I HAD to climb no matter what and QP was making me hate the game.
now I just play comp exclusively and if i win it's just a bonus.
when I need to warm up I just play some mystery heroes

>>171323747
"waaah I cant fly in and kill someone then fly out still in mech"

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>>171324168
Mustaches aren't moe, so discarded.

>>171324317
isn't that sort of d.va's job though?

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big guy

>>171324317
That was a big appeal of her, yeah. She literally can't 1 v 1 anyone but the weakest healers and surprisingly enough Roadhog (assuming he didn't hook you.) And if more than one person is shooting at her, the mech is gone immediately.

would you help jack off an elephant

>>171324586
Now she's winston, but with a better shield

>>171324543
>back in beta the heroes page on the official overwatch website had their heights listed
>when they reformatted it they removed it

reee

>>171324543
>tfw Roadhog will never crush you with his belly

does anyone have the overwatch edits of those muslim news pics

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Does Genji like it when his partner cums inside?

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>>171323812
>>171319776
*unsheathes SMG*
Release the damn patch already Blizz!

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>>171324683
If it helped its well-being.

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>play some qm
>tired of being so shit at the game
>try to numb all negative emotions and not get tilt
>ends up feeling like shit anyway and not enjoying the game at all
>decides to stop for an hour and post on the battle.net official forums to get some people that feels the same way to play together and work things out
>the post get deleted after not even 10 minutes

Am i better off not playing this game ever again or is there something that i can do to turn the tables?

>>171324813
yea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra_oinm4knk

>>171324524
that genji/tracers job

>>171324586
she is like winston, she protects and helps with kills but only effective at close range

>>171324935
wow

>>171324935
So this is the future huh

>>171324935
>soldier before and after buff

>aimbotting soldier in QP
mmmm

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>>171324543
>his size
>his voice

so fucking sexy

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>Huh, we might lose this game, better throw and make sure we do

>>171324543
>>171325557
Can someone make one of those taylor swift song "he's so tall, and handsome as hell" 6ish seconds edgy edits but with roadhog

pls

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I've got a good computer

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>>171325985
somone please do this

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>it's another "matched with le ebin derankers in comp" episode

>>171326027
are you using a 3rd party program to make your game extra shit?

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>Freezing a genji
>He tries to reflect the freeze spray

Is there anything funnier?

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>>171325910
>people quitting before even defeat screen appearing

That is how you get 0XP

>play widow in fucking qp
>just want to practice the goddamn hero
>enemy team always has a widow or hanzo main who immediately switches to countersnipe you

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS QP STOP TRYHARDING

>>171325910
I'll never understand those people

>>171326027
That shit happens to me on ocasion too. Fucking ridiculous.

That's why i always go QP or arcade before going into comp, because that's some grade A bullshit and has happened and i actually managed to get a couple kills just spamming with junk, but still

>>171326289

Go to no limits. No one gives a shit there.

>>171324925
Breh, if you're not enjoying yourself whats the fucking point. Just take a break from the game and play something else and give zero fucks.

>>171326205
Does my laptop being bad count as a 3rd party program?

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>>171318590
>meta whores
>"yo can someone play ana/rein?"
>"yo why you playing torb/sym?"

>try to learn ana in QM
>it's fucking awful

Okay, give me some ana tips.

>>171318590
Futurama theme on Dorado.

>>171318590
>someone talks on mic

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>>171326529
>Play sombra in QP to practice
>Fucking shit sombra switch to someone like soldier stop throwing gg this troll

>>171326178
i'm gonna give a hand at it if I have time but if any anon wanna do it go ahead. I haven't touched video editing in years and I'm basic asf (even though the more windows movie maker it is, the memeier it is)

>>171326615
if your rein gets charged toss him a grenade when they hit the wall, this guarantees your rein will win the engagement
don't be afraid to sleep dart but also don't waste it. usually a good idea to hit a hog or another healer with it if you're not confident in your abilities to shut down ults
scope shots are hitscan so they're much better for smaller tagets
but also take this with a grain of salt because I'm plat and have adjusted my play to deal with plat playstyles

>>171326615
dont die

>>171326615
don't do what I do and get picked off at the end of every single push
you won't usually cost the team anything but you'll feel like shit

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>>171326246
>he tries to deflect my beam
skinny man die

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>when you get a 4/4 duplicate lootbox

>team dies from a fucking Reaper jumping up directly in front of them and ulting
>get mad and rage quit
what the hell is QP how does everyone have the awareness of a blind person

I'm not going to stop playing Sombra until I get the 15 hacks achievement.

Why does refill exist
Its not enjoyable for anyone

>>171327363
>reaper wraithforsms up main on to the cart on numbani
>ults ON THE FUCKING CART
>somehow gets a fucking quad
>d.va joins team chat
>"wow fucking shit healer could I get some heals for one fucking second"

>>171326181
it is getting worse the last 2 days. I am just getting matched with trolls or toxic assholes.
Most of my matches I lost because of idiots.

>tfw u get matched with the dream team
>tfw u play few more games together
>have like 80% win ratio
>u get to play many roles, not just the one you played on the first game
why doesn't this happen more often?

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I want to fuck Sombra so bad. So spicy. And fun to play.

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>>171327363
>Reaper spooky ghosts his way to the middle of all of us
>Back away from this obvious as fuck ult attempt
>Gets a 5 man kill

>>171318691
Silver

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>it's another "team doesn't move in after you Deadeye the entire enemy team" episode

>>171327903
>tfw get matched with dream team
>tfw play 5 or 6 games together
>climb 500sr
>100% winrate
>even get to play DPS and secondary healer
>slowly start to come offline 1 by 1 since it's like 2am
>all add each other
>never play together again
this happens most days now and my friend list is getting filled up but anytime I don't get dreamteam I get "I only know how to use my charge" reinhardts and "can only hit scatter arrows" hanzo. I just wish there was a way to connect ONLY with players in the UK and no one in some eastern european shithole

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>>171328334
>its a quickplay where three people on your team get quintuple kills because we're shitting on the other team so hard

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>>171327960
Please explain, amigo.

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>>171322737
>play Pharah while sober as judge
>"hmm this guy is going to try and fake out my follow-up rocket, so I'll aim in-between his current location and my predicted location. That way, he'll either get hit with a direct rocket if he stops short, or will take splash damage if goes farther than I expected"
>hit miss miss splash-hit

>play Pharah while high as a kite
>"enemy will go there, so I need to aim there"
>double direct hit kill
>On Fire somehow before even capping the first point

how am i supposed to shoot with soldier at different ranges? any video that explains the spread?

>>171328334
If you deadeye more than two people you're playing with shitters so what can you expect.

>>171326027
Its your hard drive. happens to me when I start overwatch while windows or my antivirus is doing something

>>171329049
There is no spread until there is. Just watch the crosshair. First shoot until it spreads, preferably at the heads, then stop until it calms and repeat.

>>171329049
first 4 bullets are accurate, then you need to reset

>>171329189
>>171329770
yeah but at what range can i just hold down m1 safely?

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>Largest transcendence heal: 1,496
I'm never going to get this stupid achievement.

>>171329882
when you're right in the meat of them or just against a rein shield, you can see for yourself how large the spread goes

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>Sombra is a Mexican who speak is an excessively thick Colombian accent

>Reinhardt is a German doesn't speak a word of German

>Pharah doesn't speak a word of Arabic

>Hanzo is the more traditional Japanese of the brothers but only has 1 line in Japanese

>Torbjorn is a swedish nationalist without a single phrase in swedish

>Winston lives in and is a citizen of Gibraltar but doesn't speak a word of Llanito

>Lúcio Correia dos Santos, born and raised in Brazilian slums, doesn't speak a word of Portuguese and sounds like a happy millennial black guy from the US.

This will never not piss me off for a game they tries to push the global and multinational image so much.

>Played a few mystery heroes in a row
>one guy carried whatever side they were on, guarenteed win and untouchable
>curious about their comp rank
>low silver, 90% playtime on hanzo

I have never seen such a skill gap in a 'main-er' and seeing them actually haul ass when forced to play other things.
Is it a hanzo thing? Was it all just autism?

>>171330081
Llanito is a meme.

>>171330081
If you think about it, the people who praise it for its diversity are the same types who don't actually care about diversity, they just care about appearing as though they're so inclusive or whatever the fuck because there's "others" in their game

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>can't play any mode without shit teams
What's a better game to play right now until the shit stops overflowing?

>>171329882
around 10m, it depends on the size of the hitbox and how good you are at tapping heads

>>171330289
Zelda
For Honor

>>171330135
is it a low silver because they fucked up placements and just don't play comp or low silver and they're despetrately struggling to climb?

>>171330081
>Winston is from the moon
>Doesnt speak japanese

????

>>171330060
>>171330325
alright thanks

>>171330417
It was low silver every damn season.

>>171330509
How many games played?

>>171330581
I dunno like 50-150 each.
Not huge numbers but enough to rise out.

>>171330509
doesn't mean anything with how placements work now

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its just quickplay bro

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>Play against Pharah
>Switch to Soldier to try and kill her
>Deal 0 damage because lolfall off
>if I get close enough to deal damage she 2 shots me with her rockets.
I know there's gotta be a better way but right now playing against pharah makes me want to blow my fucking brains out.
Any tips?

>>171331034
yeah it is you uptight fuck, I payed money for this shit so I'll play what I want

>>171328334
>playing Rein
>5/6 on their team died to an ult
>IT'S HAH NOON
>entire team is in the open
>shield
>everyone ignores it and dies
Every fucking time
It's been a year and people still don't know the basic shit

>>171331058
play widow.
ask your ana for help since she has no drop off

>>171331058
I'd like to say I'm having more success with Mcree but honestly I'm having even more success just playing dva or roadhog and either stalemating her out with better health and matrix or keeping her away with hook threat

>>171330081
>Sombra
poor voice acting

>Reinhardt
who cares

>Pharah
born and raised in overwatch, likely she never even lived in egypt for any length of time

>Hanzo
since he killed his brother he's travelled the world, most likely speaks english for ease of communicating

>Torbjorn
who cares

>Winston
he's a monkey who cares also the rock of gibraltar is basically a military outpost in-universe

>Lúcio
the only real infraction, probably just does because he can

>>171331058
learn how to aim :)

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>die once
>we lose
Every time.

>>171331034
>Go into a quickplay to practice my Aim in a semi-competitive setting without being a burden in a serious match
>Switch off we're losing.
I'm sorry I want to get better at the game m8.

>>171331378
>Sombra
>Poor voice acting
my dick disagrees

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>>171331034
I really hope to find myself once in one of these

>>171331058
If I'm playing against some skygod Tribes wannabe I switch to streetmeat.
Otherwise you have to rely on your teammates, who as we know, will never help.

>>171330081
>letting a character that uses explosives speak arabic
it's like you want jeff to get punched for being a facist

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>>171331378
>Reinhardt
>who cares

>first comp match of the day
>volskaya
>some guy just kills himself the whole match because he is deranking
>second comp match
>volskaya
>torb and junkrat mains on my team
>enemy team has a pharah

What's up with weekends and throwers? Why is deranking a thing?

>>171331525
I about pissed myself right after release when that happened.
I Reinhardt charged an exploding DVa off of my team and someone dubbed that Sarah McLachlan song over it and posted it here.

>>171331370
>>171331564
So hog is pretty fair against her?
Guess i'll have to pic him up since I'm a shitty widow.

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>>171331510
Ah pobrecito!

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>backfill as Rein
>team still hasn't gotten the first point
>2 min remaining
>push them through to victory
>nobody upvotes your card at the end
F U C K Y O U

>>171326753
>playing ranked
>our rein literally plugs his mic in in the 3rd round just to tell sombra to swap
>Sombra was actually the mvp

I don't get it

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>>171332015
>nobody upvotes your card at the end
it's jealousy, self-voting or just indifference

I sometimes vote for people with zero votes to make them look retarded, as if they self voted

>3.7k game
>Mercy main on my team
>Plays LITERALLY nothing but Mercy
>In a duo stack with....a Pharah main
>Proceeds to just hold lshift down all game on pharah and blindly follows her around
>Solo resses the Pharah
>Does not know what damage boosting is
>Has that purple and white slutmog skin
>Golden staff
>Level 700
>Pharah just so happens to be trash too and blows ults to deal with Tracers that aren't even contesting anything
>0-3 on KOTH
>DEFEAT

do some pharah players just program bots to follow basic instructions or are mercy players this fucking shit

>>171320743
>tfw I do this all the time when I'm taking a point or riding the payload

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>someone picks genji before me

>leave the game

>>171332079
overwatch youtubers (particuarly shithole like Your Overwatch) say that sombra is bad so that's what all the retards blindly believe anything they say.

>>171332153
It's clearly just a couple acting out their favorite ship ;)

>>171332153
It could be worse.
I had a Pharah/Mercy duo queue who joined teamchat for some reason and then spent the entire match RPing with each other and ignoring the rest of us. It was two guys.

>>171332079
Its hard to tell Sombra's contribution to the game unless you're either the enemy or you are spectating.

>>171332107
>i vote for people with no votes
fuck you. I don't want people to think that my 20% damage card was worth any votes

>>171331718
Unless they're really good at staying out of your reach, which most aren't, imo.
>>171332281
Viddy gem youtubers are a fucking bane.
I can always tell in Destiny when some fuckstick made a new video because everyone in pvp is using the exact same weapons suddenly.

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Just played a game of platinum competitive and no one had mics, it was a complete shitshow. I want my SR back, it should be a rule you can't queue without a mic at least hooked up.

>be me
>entire team shooting at me
>survive for like 30 seconds
>all this space
>die
>realise no one on their team is dying
>be dead
>watch kill feed
>five red on blues in a row

Why are people so fucking garbage.

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>>171321531
Magnifique

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>>171332107
>>171332445
>get card
>10 mecha recalls
>1 vote that isn't mine
t-thanks

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>>171332719
>block text and leave voice chat as soon as I get in a match

It's fun to unblock it again at the end of a match and see what people have to say.

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why does Mercy speak German if she is from Switzerland?

>>171332954
>2017+0.25
>caring about hot opinions in online games

>>171331378
>>Torbjorn
>who cares

listen here you lil shit

go fuck yourself

>>171333031
The fuck do you think they speak at Switzerland?

>>171333031
ah yes american education

>>171333076
>not enjoying to watch people losing their minds

>>171333138
Italian, French and Albanian

>>171333301
AND German.

>>171333395
Mostly Albanian though

EU competitive is the worst, no one is talking ever.

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>my Zarya's beam is as long as Symmetra's
>enemy Zarya's beam is as long as a football field
EXPLAIN

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this fucking game

>>171323507
Never. Aliens don't really fit in with the universe considering the only mention of them/inclusion is just silly easter eggs.

>>171333521
If I wanted screaming slavs I'd go play CS:GO

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>>171333559
Welcome to my tier, where I join all your games as Winston. Hope you are NA as well.

>>171333521
what rank are you? UK lads are pretty talkative low to mid gold but 90% of the time your ana/ lucio will be the only one actually making calls

>>171323767
she's incredibly annoying if left alone.
if you want to play pharah and ruin other people's fun, they will try and do the same

>>171333686
3.6k

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>>171333683
>Winston is pretty great if his team supports him
>His team never supports him

>>171333517
Not at Mercy's home it seems.

>>171333962
you know I'm taking a piss at the swiss, right?

>>171333615
games already bordering on the existence of raw magic, i wouldnt be surprised if they went the alien route as well, especially given the moonbase bullshit that hasnt been explored in the slightest

>>171333802
>except for the enemy winston
every fucking game

>>171334056
you fuck I am a German Swiss by blood

captcha: ARRETE

>>171333031
Swiss-German is a stupid language that is probably only spoken in bumfuck nowhere places by the time of 2090, if it hasn't disappeared completely

>>171334372
pls no bully

A Bell for Ursli was what my grandmother read to me when I was younger

>>171321431

Link you faglord

had my first 8 points anubis today lads
apparently neither of us knew how to defend and we only one because a tracer and a mercy stalled point A for a full minute and a half and ended up geting 4 with a pulse bomb as she died
gold is a wile ride

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>tfw you do well as Winston

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Guess which character the golden border guy mained.

>>171335134
Symmetra

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>>171335098
>tfw you do well as Zarya

>>171322745
If anything, Sombra should be changed to defense.

Also how the fuck would that fix anything?

>>171335134
Mercy

>>171335134
junkrat

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>>171335134
geee uh hmm idk anyon tell me pwease?? I cant think of any possible character?

>>171335134
Genji. It has to be Genji. There is never NOT a Genji in a game.

>>171335134
Soldier

>>171335134
mercy

T. Racer gives Tracer much more padding on her butt I'm p sure

I've got huge update on PTR what's going on?

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Is Mei thicc or just fat?

>>171334264
>Play Winston
>Huge neon sign above you saying Rape Me
>You could be literally a ninja and the enemy will detect you when you enter their perimeter
>Your healer will never keep you alive
>No one on your team even knows you exist
>When you jump on the enemy healer your shield is fragile glass and you get nuked

>Enemy has a Winston
>Thor himself lives in his gun as he shocks everyone on your team at the same time
>This charges his ult instantly, he goes angry and throws everyone off the cliff
>His healer is on his ass 100% of the time, you will never see him drop below 50% health
>His zarya is bubbling him at THE perfect moments
>You will never know peace for as long as he lives

>>171335212
>>171335247
>>171335257
>>171335347
>>171335367
>>171335403

Its Mercy.

>>171335134
Roadhog

Can I expect a low SR after placements if during Quick Play I get matched against low level players (being a low level player myself)?

UPDATE
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753617822

>Queue for game
>Drawamura
>Team throws every concievable opening over and over again
>DRAW
>Queue up for another
>No one communicates
>Everyone picks DPS
>Obligatory duo stack of silver borders who manage to achieve literally nothing all game
>Proceed to get shit on by a junkrat + bastion because my team is braindead and it's 1v6

And this is mid masters. it truely never ends. this game is shit.

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>>171335569
>implying my dick can tell the difference

>>171335637
I get matched against diamonds, masters, and grandmasters on my level 23 alt

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>>171335682
Holy shit

>>171335682
And just like that, Lucio went to 100% pickrate.

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>>171335682
>Movement speed increased by 30% when wall riding
>Lúcio now receives a burst of speed when leaping off a wall
>Alternate fire now considers vertical orientation when knocking targets back
>Projectile speed increased from 40 to 50

>>171335901
Also

>>171335682
>https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753617822
>THOSE LUCIO CHANGES
HOLY SHIT LUCIO IS NOW GOD TIER
although im pretty worried about that boop change what does "vertical orientation" mean

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>>171335682
>These Lucio changes

CAN'T STOP

WON'T STOP

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>>171335901

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>tfw too intelligent to play any hero other than Sombra

>Page 404'd

Um Blizzdrones?????

Does anyone here do quickplay with other people from the general?

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I hope you weren't having a hard time killing me before, cause now I'm gonna cause you to commit suicide bitches.

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>>171322136
Aw I do that because it's funny. Sort of a
>Thank you for play try no death game
Sorta thing. Didn't no it made people salty.

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>>171335682
>Auras are smaller but stronger
>Goes FAST when wall riding
>Bullets travel faster

Where were you when Lucio shot up to 100% pick again?

>The broken down ruins of Mercy

>>171335682
>people thinking Lucio got buffed
Lucio got a massive nerf
>Crossfrade radius decreased from 30 meters to 10 meter
>Sound Barrier radius decreased from 30 meters to 20 meters
RIP Beat Nigga

>>171335901
10m aura range is pretty harsh on the face of it