/meg/ mass errect general

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I want to kiss Cora's cute tummy!

Whoa, you fucked up big time there

How can i take screenshots? I want to show you my Ryder and ask for opinions

What are your favorite abilities in Andromeda?

I love the charge ability of some skills to let them do other things, and I love Invasion.

>>171221997
reminder if you do not put a baby in her you are a traitor to the human race

>>171222156
So?

>>171222156
>passing on gay genes in a new galaxy

>>171222076
I think you need to disable the origin overlay before you can use other programs to take screenshots

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Ok has anyone gone to that 2nd settlement location? Or did everyone just derp to the big ancient stones?

i mean the place where you unlock a thing and a big armor beast is released? Has any streamer done this?

I am on insanity, tried to kill the kett but not only they are surrounding you hardcore and killing you, they apparently have infinite reinforcements.

I went and made a sniper, killed a few but reinforcements keep coming and now i dont see the armored beast anywhere, i tried to make circles around the camp but cant find it, even if i try to survive little on the ground i dont see it.

I assume you have to kill it for the reinforecements to stop coming? did i get bugged?

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>>171222206
>gay genes

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>you are one of the precious few, constantly dwindling number of humab colonists whose job is to reproduce and establish your species in a new galaxy

>being a homo
>being a xenofucker

>>171222076
Probably an Origin function.

I just hit ALT-ENTER to force it into Windowed mode, which lets me cap with ShareX just fine.

Pic related; I thought Eos was extremely small, but this map looks much larger than what we first have access to, which is a bit of a relief.

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Post Ryders

>>171222041
Maybe dont be a lazy faggot and make one when the thread reaches bumplimit.

You have no right to whine when you sit on your ass

>>171222156
Good humans are overrated, im gonna try that gay Jaal dick ;^)

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You aren't going to let this cutie be comatose, are you?

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Sad that we will never expierience this level of perfection again.

>>171222076
Since I have a fucking nvidia card I can just use their shadow play stuff.

except the last time I tried to use it it froze the fucking game.

>>171222426
Angara don't have dicks

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>>171222224
ok i did it - with fraps.

So i tried to make a Ciri look alike because she's qt. Do you think i should proceed with her? or start from scratch ? Also the char customization is pretty ok - definitely not the worst i've seen as i saw in other threads

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>>171222365
>He isnt gonna homo date zaal
lol cuck, you are so worthless you put value on your race and skin color hahahaha

>>171222503
>posting literal shit
why would you do this?

>>171222416

Cute!

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All the reviews say the Companions/Story is absolute shit :(

>>171222581
>not being proficient in cloacas
You dumb faggot, there is a dick in there

>>171222497
Nope! He'll enjoy cock! Tons of it!

Has anyone else managed to fix that annoying slomo bug?

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Autism.

>>171222283
I just discovered this place now, gonna see what's up

>>171222830

Yeah, Cora's cock! She'll be down his throat in no time!

Anyone homo romanced Liam? He had a flirt option but didnt want to touch it since i dont flirt with people i just met

>>171222908
>She is taking Cora's feminine penis

>>171222975
Why is everyone taking like they have the game already?

I remember a list of scifi books recommended for ME fags posted here. Does anyone have it?

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33rd for comfy femturs.

>>171222934
Enjoy the rape if you are on insanity :DDD
Lube wont save you

>>171223058
Because origin access lets non poorfags enjoy 10 hours of the game

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>>171222395
>pic related fugg

>>171222497
god he's such a dork
I'm using a custom Ryder, I think face 3, but the complete lack of stubble is killing it for me

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>>171222975
They are all taking Cora's schlong.

>>171222789
doesn't matter, PB will steal him from you

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>>171222975
>Not flirting with someone the instant you meet them
LOL!

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hey /meg/, please rate my character

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>>171222870
For multiplayer? I'm guessing they fucked something serverside that makes the client to slow down until the server caught up.
And no, it's pretty much every single match that has it.

>>171222972
>Making Scott a breeder

No thanks.

>>171223058
GET WITH THE TIMES GRANDPA EVERYONE IS PLAYING THE TRIAL!!!!

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>>171223151
Fuck no, i am not a slut, i want to know a husbando before romancing them!

>>171223145
LEXI AND PEBI
>BOTH TRY TO GET JAAL AND DRAK
FUCKING ASARI, I KNEW IT THEY WERE WHORES

ASARI GENOCIDE IN ANDROMEDA SOON!

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>>171223151
>not flirting with your own sister

Am I fucked with 8gb of ram senpaitachi?

>>171222975
Liam is straight where were you? We know all the romances

>>171223197
>Andromeda MP
>Serverside

Top kek. The multiplayer is P2P just like ME3 multiplayer was, so you better hope the person hosting has a good connection or enjoy your slowdowns

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STOP bullying Peebee Poopoo!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWCXdHWgDvw

>>171223343
Yeah but you get to flirt with him, i wonder how he deflects the romance

>>171223207

Doesn't matter if you don't like it, Cora's going to breed his butt after every mission. Sometimes even inside the Nomad.

>>171223328
No.

>>171222642
He puts value in his species, especially when the point is colonizing shit you stupid faggot

>>171223448
He straight up says he's not into guys.

>>171223314
>best girl is not romanceable
come on BioWare i thought you were progressive, why do you discriminate against twincest! BIGOTS!

>>171223304
Not flirting with someone every chance you get might cause you to miss your chance with them. Beside some people like Gil, Vetra, and Liam make pretty good first impressions

Does the trial timer count down while you're not playing?

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Where do I read this shit?

>>171223650
No

>>171223403
Then why do I get slowdowns when I'm the host myself and my connection is more then sufficient?

>>171223643
>Gil
Random engineer literal who
>Vetra
Ok she is cool but im gay
>Liam
Reeeeee attack aliens, lul im with you

I probably dont like Liam far too nice and simple

Does anyone else feel like this whole 'dynamic cover' system is actually fucking terrible?

It makes the gameplay feel so floaty and generic.

>>171223727
Codex.

>>171223172
How did you get ahold of this ME:A betafootage!?!?

>>171223768
Either Bioware are utterly incompetent at netcode or for whatever reason it's waiting on people with potato connections to catch up with yours.

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>>171223769
Speak to Gil some more, nerd

>>171223650
No, except when the game crashed and didn't properly close.

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>>171222642
>letting him colonize your colon

>>171223728
Is there any background processes that could be making it tick down?
I swear I tested it, I wrote down my time left, exited, left it for a bit, and it was at least five minutes less

>hype edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGs-pLmDd1s

The hype is gone

>>171223896
What language is that?

>>171223650

Make sure you actually close the app if you're on XB1 though

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>>171223580
I hope we get to cuddle her, she seems like such a clutz.

>>171223928
DELETE THIS

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>>171223924
>>letting him colonize your colon
He is literally going to be Garrus 2.0, i ll let him colonize my colon, my mouth, my surgical vagina if he wants

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>watching some multiplayer footage
>revolver reloads by sliding something into the grip

>>171223151
>>171223314
Post more Ryder reaction images.

>>171224206

That was pretty lame. I thought they'd at least replace the thermal clip cylinder.

y is there no leak yet

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>>171224302

>>171224180

> Literally going to be Garrus 2.0

Eh, Jaal has enough of a personality difference to make me think thats not true.

If you were going to compare anyone to Garrus, it'd be Vetra, and even she's able to be a bit smoother when it comes to negotiating with her sources.

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>>171223928
Maybe for you, i am ultra hyped and only got 1.5 hours to play.

Will keep it for tomorrow, havent even gone to the towers on eos yet, whoever said trial is ultra limited is retarded, there's more than 10 hours of content in this "limited" trial

FUCKING HYPE! cnt wait for the 20th, gonna use asian vpn to play early

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>My feet hurt.
>Why am I in another galaxy.
>Why is the milky way green now.
>Where is my big bro, I finally managed to find a box of condoms.
>What's that buldge in Cora's pants.
>Why is that asari doing a T pose.
>I wish I didn't wake up.

>tfw you'll never worship asari BBCs
>http://venomous-sausage.tumblr.com/image/158226929467
>http://venomous-sausage.tumblr.com/image/158226933412

>>171222908
Japanese robots have smoother transitions of facial expressions

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>2017
>you still cant be a vagentleman in bioware games
>you cant choose your gender and different genitals through surgery
>tfw you cant have a masculine vagina aka the opposite of shemale's feminine penis
Being a vagentleman is hard

>>171223978
Fun

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damn, tfw i need to upgrade my fucking PC ;_;

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>>171223928
Looks worse than DA:I. I'm still going to play it though

Can anyone share english language pack? Or at least see if it is possible at all.

Imagine this with your waifu.
>https://webmshare.com/nGADd
Spreading lipstick all over your hard cock.

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SOME BODY ONCE TOLD ME

>>171224317
Its especially lame considering that the AR has a sweet sci-fi break action reload.

>>171224818
>female whore
let me guess, you are the one crying about females being realistic instead of prostitute make up filled sluts

>>171224860
reddit plz go

>>171222581
Anon I'd fuck Kallo and Salarians have cloaca and low sex drive.

Jaal is no issue.

>>171224860
Holy shit it actually looks like him.

>>171224869

Yeah, that one was surprisingly awesome. Makes the design feel more 'real', too. Love the way the thermal clip shoots out a bit.

>>171224923
>crying about females being realistic

I wish we had realistic females instead of frogs, ogres and robots.

>>171223928
>linking a hater's stream
here, have an actual review
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FVQnlCgVEA

>>171223197
No, SP has it too. Just randomly starts going in slomo, scanner changes it back to normal speed temporarily. Weird thing is it ran fine the first two times I launched and played it, only this last time has given me issues. Maybe restarting will fix it, but I've gotta head out to work.

https://twitter.com/tibermoon/status/842476969518350336

Turns out you can't play as white characters because Bioware only scanned niggers. I don't see why they didn't just put one of their programmers into the scanner but apparently they forgot that white people are like 80% of their audience at the least.

>>171224923

Uh, no? I just thought the .webm was hot.

So can we confirm that we cant homo date the salarian pilot?

i always wanted to date one, they seem cool

>>171225049
Sounds like your GPU might be struggling. What card do you have?

So aye, my timer keeps ticking down even when the game is closed, origin is closed, and all the processes that look like they could be related are ended.

Am I fugged /meg/?

>>171225049
Never had the slowmo thing in sp. Crazy framedrops at random points but not slowmos

Could any kind anon with the english version share files from their
Mass Effect Andromeda\Data\Win32\loctext\
and
D:\Origin Games\Mass Effect Andromeda\Patch\Win32\loctext\

Fucking EA doesn't offer english subtitles for some countries at all.

>>171225241
Yep. You're fucked.

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>>171224302
I only currently have a few. But here you go anon.

>>171225203

Kallo is pure, you may not.

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>>171225048
>Sponsored by EA
>Totally not lying

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>tall
>protective
>loyal
>cute voice
>has little sister
>gets flustered when you flirt with her
>minigun
>brought snacks

How can the soccer mom and PooPee even compete?

>>171225187
>You can't play as a custom white person
wow

>>171225503

They look way better than rock face.

>>171225503
>brought snacks
Best girl

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>>171225481
>Reeeee you arent allowed to like the game, jump on the hate train like all the rest of the online """Free thinkers"""

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This might be the only game I've ever played where you can make an asian person that doesn't look a racist caricatures, but can't make a white person

>>171225187
>you can't play as white characters

I keep seeing people say this, and yet I made a perfectly white Ryder. Fascinating.

>>171225349
>titanfall forceffeds your computer 50GB of uncompressed audio files
>only lets you use English despite having all the files
Why is EA so fucking retarded about localization?

>>171225607
>ogre looks better than femtur qt

>>171225204
Nah, GTX1080. Had no issues before, was already on the planet and doing the same stuff yesterday. It's not lag, it's legit bullet time slomo, and bringing up the scanner returns it to normal. It's something fucky with their code.

>>171225282
Damn. Oh well.

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When will blizzard make an actually good gay romance
>Narcissistic
>Intelligent
>Loyal
>has black humor
>Isnt a moralfag
>does what he wants ignoring what society or retards tell him

>>171225503

They really can't. Vetra in general is striving to get along with you because she knows your work is important and she has the ability to aid you.

Meanwhile PB's just in your team for her own purposes and doesn't really seem to care about your mission beyond going to remnant sites. Cora cares about the mission, but she's too personally mad at you for becoming pathfinder ahead of her.

>>171225637
People want to make up things to be mad about.

>>171225637
Show us anon, please do.

>>171225819

you fags will never be happy

>>171225769

She looks much better. Which isn't saying a whole lot, because rock face is the exact opposite of feminine. They should have made her the gay option for the bull dykes.

>>171225819
>>171225615
Stop posting your edgy facebook memes at any time

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>>171225981
I mean Dorian was pretty fabulous and cool but he was all moralfaggy about le ebil tevinter

>>171222365
Have you seen what passes for human female in Andromeda? Xeno a huge step up.

>>171225637
Post a screenshot for proof and no photoshopping.

>>171222934
So how did that expedition go?

>>171226253
>inb4 it's default Scott/Sara

>>171226184
Dorian was a gay Alistair

>>171226184
I'm honestly a little disgusted by you, anon. I mean you have good taste liking Dorian but the rest of that is just awful.

>>171225048
>Sponsored by EA

Oh i get it, it's a joke.

>>171222283
At least you are playing on insanity compared to casuals here playing on non insanity.

Outside of insanity the game is piss easy, literall can walk and kill a kett even with shields

>>171226309
I got fucking raped, only on Hardcore too

The Kett came in, I ran around and found the truck full of explosive cannisters, and did a Pull/Throw combo to launch all five of them at an Anointed

Just barely managed to take down his shields, what a dick

>>171226369
Back to /dag/, queer.

Anyone have that webm of the Sims 4 walking animation in Andromeda?

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>>171226312
Just depends on your definition of "white".

>>171225819
I think Gil's pretty cool and Kaidan was ok

>>171225203
Looks like you can't. But it's too late Kalo Jath is my Salarian Waifu.

Won't stop me from trying to flirt with him amd talking to him a lot.

>>171225503
>no hips
>ugly face, even for a femtur

Vetra a UGLY

>>171226342
lmao what, not at ALL

>>171225981
But I am happy. I just didn't like Dorian because he look like a superfaggot hipster

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>>171224302

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>>171226461
you play a coop horde shooter with a nonexisting AI, stop acting like you are hot shit faggot

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>>171226342
Not even close, if anything, Gil's the gay Alistair.

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I wonder if BioWare did this intentionally, expecting only mixed to good reviews, and waiting to dump a massive patch on release to look like some kind of savior, but it blew up in their faces because it's so fucking bad.

Like I just can't imagine why you would give the press a free week, not to mention literally everyone with EA/Origin access, when it's in such a shit state. It just makes no sense, they had to have known it's super fucked up on even the most basic levels.

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>trying to spread out 10 hours of multiplayer until the 21st

>>171226718
What's your problem with superfaggots?

>>171226776
Will best boy be gay?

>>171226749
>lul the game is horde shooter
>no need to play on insanity because AI is so bad
If the at is so bad why don't you play on insanity and do the mission the person I replied to was doing ;^)

Oh I forget you suck too much since you are a shitty casual and needs the mobs t not break his shield

>>171226824
It's almost like the game was rushed out before it was finished like everyone has been telling you and they didn't have a choice about it.

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>>171225503
Seriously, who actually plans to fuck that?

>spend 10 hours trying to join a MP game that doesn't lag
fun

>>171226839
I absolutely despise those guys that act like women. I'm gay because I like men

>>171226776

I didn't like Gil when I first saw him, but the guys alright, he's better than fucking Steve at least.

I think Peebee's the only crewmate that I dislike in Andromeda, everyone else is pretty good.

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>>171226935
>implying I play anything other than PVP
git gud kiddo

>>171226470
Yeah I tried to use that too, but even if all explode they can't even kill them easily, that is retarded.

Did you kill the armored beast? Do reinforcements keep coming ?

>>171227041
You're a good faggot, anon.

>Shepard didn't come to an agreement with the Thorian to produce a few clones

What a fuckin' idiot.
>http://68.media.tumblr.com/308e6de191efa0337c59ffa5f2d9955a/tumblr_ojywzob1S81uxus7eo10_1280.png
>http://68.media.tumblr.com/261c6de67333f4e8b33fad6f56afe8e5/tumblr_ojywzob1S81uxus7eo3_1280.png

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>People complaining they can't make their character stark white

>>171222591
>this is what Ciri would look like if BioWare were in charge of The Witcher

i guess you tried

>>171226382
Ea let him play 18 hours, so of course they are the technical sponsors retard

>>171226824
They get ripped even harder for release day embargos.

>>171227041
The only problem with superfaggots is that they're all adamant bottoms.

>>171227182
nipples look too satuated, otherwise a dream come true

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>>171227041
Dorian doesn't act like a woman at all. His mustache isn't hipster. It's a throwback to old stage magicians.

>>171227224

To be fair an ungodly pale and sickly looking Scott would perfectly fit his character and what people seem to think of him.

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>>171226527
Alright, it's not _only_ that they're actively trying to make characters less attractive. They also just have a fuckawful character creator.

>>171227041
Dorian isn't a feminine faggot though

>>171227224
Someone feed that skeleton.

>>171227224
spooopy

>>171227297
That isn't true at all. I know from experience.

>>171226527
everyone looks fucking terrible, christ

Head 3 and 7 looks like something straight out of Oblivion.

>>171225637
Pics or it didn't happen.

A white skin tone doesn't exist.

>They made everyone look like Ashley in ME3

Th..thanks bioware.

>>171227224

Don't post Ms Skellington, please.

So, any non-party member romance options? Or were they just full of shit about that?

>>171227297
I don't really take them seriously as tops.

Either I bottom or I powerbottom, if you look like I can kick your ass in a fight, you're not topping me.

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>>171221849

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>>171227352
>>171227478
They remind me of Oblivion face presets, all potato faces.

Though Oblivion at least had some white presets instead of ambiguous brown potato.

>>171227697
Suvi and Gil

>>171226527

It's like a nightmare.

Honest question for everyone who's bitching about no white Ryders

Did you just ignore this
>>171224370

?

Or do you mean "chalk" when you say white?

>>171227789
They're just being realistic. ME takes place in a post-race world.

>>171227841
Where is my belly white Ryder?

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>No need to deal with any kind of birth control
>More flexible joints
>Hairless, no possibility of awkward face peach fuzz/a girl that doesn't value shaving her pubes
>Mindmelding

Is there any ME race better for sex?

>>171227697

Suvi, Gil, some guy named Reyes on Kadara, and apparently a few other 'one night stand' type flings that'd probably be comparable to like, Kelly Chambers 'romance' where nothing really happens.

>>171227995
>>More flexible joints

Nice fanfiction.

>>171227995
Bone tentacle heads are a shit

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>>171226964
degenerates

>>171227995
Hanar

>>171228067
Reyes was supposedly datamined as a fling only

>>171227826
>Suvi
Literally who?

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>still can't play as a Salarian
Literally all I ever needed, come the fuck on bioware

>>171227995
Male Krogan
Male turban
Male angora
Male salarian

>>171222283
What I did here on insanity was stay in the building and pick the Kett footsoldiers off as they filter in, I had issues primarily with the Annointed. Once you've cleared most of them out you can go outside to deal with the Fiend and kite around it using your Jetpack, if I'm not mistaken I perhaps seemed to do more damage to it through its ribs rather than hitting its bone carapace.

If you don't see the fiend it should come to you eventually. Ran out of time straight afterwards, feels bad.

>>171228154

Yeah, I put Reyes seperately because he's the only 'fling' we know about for sure.

>>171228157

Suvi is your science officer.

>>171228108
>Didn't read the codex
They also have two spinal cords and slightly more vertical ribs.

>>171228208
There's MP, Salarian Operator and Salarian Infiltrator.

>>171227841
thats a tanned white person. I want a qt femryder who doesnt look tanned.

>>171227995
stop spreading your "flexible joints" fan fiction please

>>171227841
>southern european/northern mediterranian
>white

Are you stupid or what?

>>171228132
Back in ME 1 and 2 I thought the head tentacles budded and fell off like eggs/ripe fruit and grew into new Asari, sort of like 40k Orks you'd find a chamber filled with Asari pods.

Disappointed they turned out to be blue human female in every way.

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>>171227995
>touch the back of her head during sex
>it's moist and disgusting like a literal octopus
>boner = dead

>>171228306
>Suvi is your science officer.
Pics or it didn't happen. I'm just hoping there's one attractive female on the entire ship.

>>171227995
Not for gay sex.

>>171228305
Damn how, I use ar and pistol, got barrier and lance, should have taken pull throw I guess.
The shielded Jett just barge in on me and then I'm dead, especially when they come 2 at a time, even after full at clip doesn't kill them

>>171228067
>like, Kelly Chambers 'romance' where nothing really happens.
She feeds the fish; that's more important than any other romance perk.

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>>171227995
>Bioware will never manage to make a better looking asari
feels good, blueberry still the GOAT waifu

>>171228407
>I thought the head tentacles budded and fell off like eggs/ripe fruit and grew into new Asari
What fucking drugs were you smoking that made you think this? I need them in my life.

>>171228468
Where have you been all this time?

>>171228425
>asari cum from their head
Makes sense

>>171228468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVMz0en33Ko

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>>171228468

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>>171224302

>Hey bro, I got the condoms

>>171228154
> Hanar
this

>>171227867
>in a post-race world

Where the standard option is an okay white face and the rest are all brownish potato presets?

>>171228321
Of course, I think it was the same in Mass Effect 3's MP, but I'm not really interested in the multiplayer. The singleplayer campaign as a non-human specie with all the implications it brings is what I was obviously interested in

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If you were to born as an alien which race would you like to be porn as?

Salarian

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>>171227224
I wonder what your agenda could be. Is that the sound of someone rubbing their hands I hear?

>>171228874

> Salarian
> Have basically no sex drive

Eh.

>>171228821
Mass Effect is about humanity's journey through the galaxy. it's unlikely you'll play one as the MC in the future.

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>>171228685
Who are the condoms for?

>>171228314
>lying on the internet

>>171228874
is this imgur?

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>>171227867
Then why are there niggers and nips there?

I've figured out why I don't like Jarun Tann and it goes beyond his accent.

When he sounds like a prick, either via a sarcastic "Have fun, Ryder!" or calling Krogan ignorant idiots or nagging you to go already
He's alright.

But when he tries to come off as being sympathetic he sounds awful.

Maybe it's intentional but I doubt Bioware is capable of doing that.

>>171227995
>You stick to her till your death
>She will find another person after you get old and die
>You are going to have only asari children, so you kinda fucked human race a little there but helped those tentacles to spread over galaxy even more

>>171228607
I bought into the idea that Asari didn't look like they were portrayed in the game because of that conversation in the bar with a human, salarian and turian debating what an asari looks like. So I figured they really were very alien and brainwashed everyone with their biotic powers.

>>171229103
Whites didn't fuck enough.

>>171228874
I would love to be a Turian, ordered controlled society and most have military background

>>171229108

I was hoping that Tann would be a more sympathetic Udina, but overall he just kind of ends up being another asshole. I hope we can turn his opinion around peacefully

>>171226935
>newfag thinks he's hot shit

>>171228821
>being a heavily anti-Krogan Salarian Pathfinder
It sounds like fun but Bioware just isn't able to pull it off.

>>171229103
post race means post white.

>>171229186
So why didn't the azns and niggers mix? Also, are the Jews gone too?

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>tfw I actually like how the female Ryder looks
I genuinely find her attractive. Am I weird?
I mean, there are some actually disgusting creatures like that scottish woman who looks like something straight from a shitty CG porn video, or a short-haired ladyboy with her blank death stare and the facial animations of literally every single living thing are pretty shitty, but yeah. I honestly have no idea why everyone's been shitting on her so hard when the game has problems far more important than something like this.

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post aktually good looking ryders

>>171228495
I have Singularity, Pull and Throw and have Vetra and Liam with me, I order them to stand with me inside the building and make them focus the Annointed/Shielded guys while throwing a Singularity in the doorway to slow any of the Kett who managed to get in down. After that it's a manner of just picking them off with your AR/Pistol.

Singularity is personally a life saver. If I had any time left on the demo I would go back and record how I did it for you, apologies.

>>171228874
Krogan.

Think of all the Salarians, Turians, Angara and Human I could have throughout my years.

Other Krogan too.

>>171229103
Because genetics.

>>171229383

The face is fine but the hair color + that scar ruin it.

Can I fuck a black girl in this game? Maybe the pirate one

Who /trialisover/ here? What do we do with the 4 day jack around period?

>>171229432
Ah I see, no worries, I got it, thanks a lot

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>>171228968

>What's wrong, Scott? Don't want to play Twister with your sister?

>>171228874
Oh I just realized you meant "born as". I thought you meant which species would you prefer is more sexually attracted to your's

>>171229248
I'm at least thankful he gave us a fancy ship with Suvi, Gil, Vetra and Kallo.

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>>171229371
Poor girl is autistic.

>>171229557

Nope, not unless there's some black girl as a fling on one of the planets.

>>171229567
I'm planning on using up the rest of my trial either tomorrow night or Saturday in MP.

After that I'll play Berseria until I beat it or Andromeda comes out.

>>171229567
whatever you've been doing up until the trial.

>>171229383
You fucked everything up with that hair color

>>171229485
>being a smelly thought guy barbarian
Sounds like a muscle cuck with no brains that wants to have horse cock

>>171229557
Maybe as a fling. We don't know any except Reyes

Could any kind anon with the english version share files from their
Mass Effect Andromeda\Data\Win32\loctext\
and
Mass Effect Andromeda\Patch\Win32\loctext\

Fucking EA doesn't offer english subtitles for some countries at all.

Anons please, I can't handle this shitty translation!

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>>171229508
Post-race implies that everyone was racemixing until there's only a bunch of Wyatt Mann caricatures were left.

>>171229684
wasn't there a black news reporter you could sex in the first or second ME? that'd work

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>>171229678
I think we are onto something.
How many of these does Sara do?

is there anything else to do after you've gotten to the trial block on eos?

>>171229654

Yeah, I mean, at least he wants to get the job done and knows that, for the time being at least, you're the only one who can do that.

I guess a year on a space station without main power + a revolt will do that to you.

>>171229734
>being a gay krogan
>dont give a shit about the genophage
>dont wanna merc around
>tons of alien dick and cloaca over the course of centuries

>>171229867
Just the side missions if you haven't completed them yet, though you can't complete some of them cause they're in the super irradiated areas on Eos.

You.
Yes, you. The one screaming, "There's bad animations!" and "Bioware lied to us!" and other slurs I dare not mention.
Tread lightly.
You are one. We are hundreds, thousands. Millions. You aren't just IN the minority; you ARE the minority.
I don't feel awkward or anxious playing Mass Effect around others, and your words don't affect me. Many others, however, are coming out of their shells for the first time in their lives. This is the first time many are enjoying the beautiful world that has been hand crafted for us - and it IS beautiful. Incredibly so. DON'T ruin this for them. We Mass Effect fans may have our differences, but we will not hesitate to come to the aid of our fellow explorers, especially against someone who so virulently slurs that which has brought us all together.
Don't take this the wrong way. I don't hate you. I don't fear you.
I pity you.
I'm sorry that you feel this way towards us. I'm sorry that Mass Effect Andromeda is such a bane to your existence. And I'm sorry that you are missing out on such a wonderful experience. Mostly, though, I'm sorry that you feel the need to go around and publicly chastise and berate others. I'm sorry that, to ensure your own validity, you need to make others feel invalid. I'm sorry that your self-worth is so infinitesimally miniscule that you have to make others feel less-than-human, at least in your own denatured mind, just to feel whole. I am truly sorry that day-in and day-out you have to put up with your worthless, meaningless, Shakespearean tragedy of a life.
I ask you politely to cease your unnecessary cries for attention, and instead invite you to join our ranks. Uninstall Call of Duty, start up Mass Effect Andromeda, and breathe in the splendour and the amazement of scanning your first planet, and then, maybe, just maybe, you'll see what you've been so hopelessly searching for this whole time.

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>>171230020

>>171229930
>being a gay krogan

Should be punishable by death on Tuchanka

>>171230020
Nice try, Mac.

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>>171230020
I wish I could upvote this

>>171230140
good thing I'm not staying on Tuchanka.

>>171229867
Gotten all the side quests (murder trial etc)? Not sure if you can finish all of the ones you pick up but I know you can gather all of the evidence for that one.

Explored the second settlement on Eos?

I timed out before the trial block and didn't meet PeeBee as I was talking to everyone, doing all of the side quests I could complete and played a few MP matches. I also reset a few times for different dialogue choices which may have contributed to that,

>>171230020
let me play for you, a blue didgeridoo

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>>171229383

>>171230020
>You are one. We are hundreds, thousands. Millions.
>Literally everyone with or without brains just hoped on the hatewagon

>>171230140
Probably a cultural thing. Bring shame to your name for being gay

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>>171229567
>having to wait 4 days to actually play the game
when will buyfags learn?

>>171230229
What is a Krogan not into merc gonna do outside of tsuchanka?

>>171230020
>patronizing and making fun of a minority
>telling the minority they're unimportant
I hope this isn't from tumblr

>>171229864

I don't know, but someone needs to make a similiar chart with her.

>>171230293

this one is good

>>171230020
Man, it's been long and I cared so little at the time that I don't even remember what this was even from any more.

>>171230293
Actually pretty nice. Can you share the code like in previous mass effects?

>>171230339
>0.1
CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA CHOO CHOO

Are there any YouTubers/Twitch streamers with it in their vods that play through the whole trial and are incredibly thorough with sidequests etc? I'd like to rewatch it and have a recap of everything before the 20th.

>>171230309
Who gives about autistic cultures and traditions desu

>>171230339
>78gbs of malware

>>171230140

Why? Only a fraction of females are fertile, anyway.

>>171224385
I'd hope she's smoother while getting info. Other wise it'd just be her going and beating the info out of those who didn't give it to her.

>>171230353
you fuckin know it is

>>171230342
Work as a very expensive gay whore

>>171230342
Being a Representative to Mr. Thax looks like a comfy job.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKgaYZZ3g5c

Are you guys continuing where you left off from the trial or are you starting over with the full release in 4 days? I'm torn.

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>>171225048
Got me good

>>171230339
Enjoy your dolphin porn I guess.

>>171224002
Scott wanted out of his prison. His eyes then fell on the equipment keeping him alive, he was alone in the med bay; he could end his miserable existence in andromeda now and no one could stop him. Then the door to the med-bay opened as if to answer his thoughts. his eyes moved to the door and there he saw sara, his sister, the best hope for the initiative. Joy and jealousy in equal measure filled scot as sara walked towards him. "sleeping in as usual little bro?" sara said in her playful voice with that autistic smile he adored. he didn't realized how much he missed her until now. " ah you know, gotta keep some memory of home alive" he answered. "speaking of memories of home, do you remember how you'd climb into bed with me whenever you were having a nightmare when we were kids?" she said half laughing. "how about i cuddle with you know now seeing how you owe me for all those years of me looking after you." before he could answer sara was in his bunk. she wrapped herself around him and placed her hand on his chest. This innocent gesture didn't stay innocent for long as her hand moved down his chest and past his stomach. "remember what else we did as kids?" she whispered as her hand slipped under his waistband and around his feminine penis. no; not now,, he thought they put this phase past them. His mind resisted but his body did not as he started to harden. Giving into temptation he answered with a smile, "I do." Once he was fully erect Sara disappeared under the sheets. next thing he knew he felt her mouth on the tip of his penis. she was such a tease. seconds later his loving sister swallowed his length and went to work on him. to his shame this only lasted for 30 seconds, before he released in her mouth. Was she angry with him? sara reappeared and smiled. Scott saw her throat contract as she swallowed his seed. "Thanks little bro" sara said with a wink. She then turned and left the medbay without looking back.

>>171230712
>ZOINKS SCOOB

>>171230339
>tfw I put a trojan in the install

>>171230615
I remember that Krogan reciting poetry for the asari on Illium. Cute. And also backs up gay Krogan guys claim that it doesn't matter what you do with you love life as a krogan

Is there really a point of having a character sharing website when the customization is so limited?

>>171222283
wow this game looks like shit lol

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>>171230768
>his feminine penis

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>>171230615
I want this polite Krogan to date me, go out in a restaurant, cuddle with me while watching terrible found footage horror movies and then fuck me

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>>171230768
Here we go...

>REEEEEEEEEEE WHY PEOPLE HATE THIS GAME ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A FUCKING MASTERPIECE REEEEEE BIOWARE ARE MASTERS OF THE GENRE REEEEEE EA PUBLISH QUALITY REEEEEEE

>>171225503
I just realized that all the female squadmates are older than Scott.

He's basically a piece of meat on a ship full of cougars.

>>171230680
starting over with the patch. hopefully the character sharing website is up then as well so i can play a decent looking person.

I'm looking forward to the eventual damage control from the creative team at Bioware.

Is everyone who hates Pb going to be racist, or homophobic, you think?

>>171231007
Peebee is technically young as an asari

>>171229567
I have a new gfx card coming tomorrow so I've got another hour left to fuck around and see how my performance is

>>171230293
Seconding >>171230445, would you be willing to share sliders?

>>171231117
people hating peebee is the least of biowares problems if this game is still broken on launch

>>171230680
Starting over to see if this "Day 1 Patch" actually fixes anything.

>>171230768
>it is straight
>no feminine penis
Congrats for making me waste a minute from my life to that shitty story

>>171230768
fuck

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>>171229628

>Hey Scott, I saw you looking at Cora, it'd be a shame if something happened to her.

>>171231242

it literally says feminine penis in there

>>171231201
Remember to update your drivers

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>>171230768
>with that autistic smile he adored.
>his feminine penis.

>>171231117
Everyone who criticize the game gonna be racist and homophobic, i think

>Well I can't speak to all of the romances, but Jaal and Sara is apparently not graphic. It was one of the ones that my source leaked about a month ago. There's a romantic talk either by an ocean or lake (or some other body of water), they kiss, fade to a scene of them unclothed in the water, then fade to a scene of them cuddling (my source said "canoodling" lol) on the beach. And there's likely no nudity since she described it as a "PG scene". It's not asexual, but it sounds more romantic than explicit and likely there's no nudity.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0JX23YY1WE

>character sharing website
>website doesn't even exist yet
should we be worried?

Can you make a melee based character?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-msmx9yW5Q

How can anyone be excited for this shit?

>>171231227
Ah, so it's the PC and consoles that are racist!

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>>171231242
did you even read it?

>>171231000
The only people screeching are the people shitting on the game dog. Someone posts that they think the game is alright even with the animation glitches and faces and you autists start screaming that it's literally the worst thing this decade and you're gaming cancer if you buy it.

>>171231329
Only girls have feminine penis.

Men can have either masculine penis or masculine vagina

>>171231461
You're looking for something along the lines of Vanguard.

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>>171230339
>i wonder what those extra 4.7gb are
>probably all the cracking stuff in there
>software pirates are clever and mysterious

too bad it's stealth tracked kiddie porn and slavshit ransomware

>>171229826
Data
https://mega.nz/#!7t4TwSAS!8NoY7usxS8HifUyfWn-QXcPTftPHqTFiiSpoYjLyRWQ

Patch
https://mega.nz/#!nppXzY6A!s-xLal8_1Kfjj9T8d-QViqVB8YGzX63Z8NPgf_1XNUg

I only included the EN stuff, hope that's what you were looking for

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>>171231574
Scott is special.

>>171231365
>we don't get to see the hemipenes
I feel like I should've expected this. At least the naked water cuddling sounds kind of saucy.

>>171231365
He also pursues you if you flirt with him and dataminers are saying he's the only LI who does this. If you reject him, he gets with Peebee.